“You'll have to pardon the phrase sir, but nobody sees shit. Can we go home now?”You rub your eyes again, probably the fifth or sixth time this hour. You'd been covering the same small area of front for the past eight hours, and there's been absolutely nothing going on. “No, Nick. You know we can't. This is a hot zone, remember?”The gunner sighs, leaning back and stretching. “Permission to speak freely, sir?”You nod, knowing he saw it. “This whole thing is bullshit. We're just out here because that german ho is still mad at you. Yo, why don't she just shut the fuck up, eat a bag of dicks, and let us do our jobs?”Part of you thinks he's right, but there's no reason for him to know that. And, to be fair, he's got a good point. The only reason you were covering this sector was because Whittmann didn't trust you to spearhead or act as a forward recon element – what your unit is built around doing. Anderson and his men had punched out a hundred meters, taking Ooishi and Siegel with them. Using their rangefinders, you'd learned that the nearest possible enemy position was just over thirteen hundred meters away from your position, a range that only the Achillies railguns could hit. Still, they had set their hides and hunkered down for a long day.Currently, you were sitting in a hide some fifteen kilometers away from your billet, nowhere near where any action would break out. Booze Hound had a pair of camo nets rolled over it, and Hans had expertly parked the vehicle behind a thicket of brush – under some trees as well. You were well hidden, and well armored. COFFIN was working perfectly, although it was tough at first to see through all the bushes and other crap. However, you had the plain in front of you ranged and dialed in now, and you knew that Nicky would call out anything he saw.Which was nothing. Fuck this, radio to HQ for status reports orders are orders, hold until relieved fuck this, bail and find something to do
>>35027381> Fuck this, radio to HQ for status reports
>>35027381[x] Fuck this, radio to HQ for status reportsMake her explain herself on the command net. Which generals are listening to.
>>35027381 Fuck this, radio to HQ for status reportsIt's back!
>>35027381Fuck, forgot to do the intro shit. Uh, it'll probably be a short thread tonight because I've got homework to start yet, other than that....no news. Which is good news? I might be going to AWA this next weekend if some shit happens with Ghost, we'll see. If any of you are going, let me know! Archive here: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=TW89Twitter:https://twitter.com/JakePenetratorAaaand I'm sitting in the IRC
>>35027381>[x] orders are orders, hold until relieved
>>35027381 Fuck this, radio to HQ for status reportsIt lives!
>>35027381>[x] Fuck this, radio to HQ for status reports>“This whole thing is bullshit. We're just out here because that german ho is still mad at you. Yo, why don't she just shut the fuck up, eat a bag of dicks, and let us do our jobs?”Never change Nicky, never fuckin' change.
>>35027381[X] Fuck this, radio to HQ for status reportsWe must give Whittman the 120mm cannon.
> Fuck this, radio to HQ for status reports
>>35027381> Fuck this, radio to HQ for status reports> orders are orders, hold until relieved
>>35027381>[x] orders are orders, hold until relievedIf it's anything like videogames, SOMETHING will happen. Even if that SOMETHING is Santa prancing across the field in a Soviet tank decorated with Ballerina outfits. Of course, it could just rain and make everyone miserable instead.
>>35027381> orders are orders, hold until relievedjust wait a little more...
>>35027381>[x] Fuck this, radio to HQ for status reports
>>35027577More like Santa fucking Soviet tonks with 30mm presents.
>>3502764330mm shells would make interesting dildos. Now I want to write a fapfic about the 2 A-10 witches from '89.
>>35027381>[x] orders are orders, hold until relievedThe only way to gain the trust of a German commander is following the orders to the best of your abilities and getting the message.This is punishment, take it like a man, suck up your pride and don't try to kill all your soldiers for once.
>>35027643It'll accomplish more with it's Mavericks than the 30mm against anything more modern than a T-62, sadly.
>>35028005>Implying she's not an ur bitch>Implying she wouldn't try to get us killed>Implying the siberian wastes are warming than her.
>>35028038Well, chain of command says otherwise. Tundra-cooch or no.
>>35028018Rand and Rudel. They were in Alaska.
>>35028021And then you have to take all the fun away.>>35027910There is already one somewhere.
>>35028072>Tundra-coochThat is a fabulous nicknameWe must warm this igloo
I got the feeling we are going to get jumped
>>35028108Do you have a link to it?
> Fuck this, radio to HQ for status reports“Alright, I'll indulge you Nick.”You reach up to the set, dialing it in for the HQ frequency. Oddly, there's no traffic on it.“Wolfhound six actual, this is Penetrator six. How copy, over?”“Penetrator seeks, vulfhount haz solid copee, over.”“Wolfhound, Penetrator actual requests update on company status. We've been out here all day and all we've seen is grass and trees. Over.”“Penetrator, stant by, over.”You scan the COFFIN readout again, noting the change in absolutely nothing. “Penetrator, vulfhound actual's orders stant. Maintain position unt recon in force at current gridskvare. How copee, over?”You sigh, pinching the bridge of your nose. “Solid copy, Wolfhound. Penetrator out.”“Not good news, sir?” Nicky says, looking back at you. You shake your head. “Damned shame.”You lean back, stretching and yawning. It'd been a long day of doing nothing. Even Rockfield, in her DSO chair, was struggling to stay alert. You can't imagine how it is for Anderson and his men, outside where they could get comfortable in their hides. “Movement right, nine hundred meters. Four dismounted infantrymen, looks like.”Michaels words immediately perk everyone up. You check the screen and sure enough, 900 meters away, there were four man sized targets moving perpendicular to your location.“Ey sir, you got those four targets across our nose? Nine hundred meters from you?” Anderson asks. On the readout, you watch as a series of PEQ infared lasers light up and begin tracking the targets. “Yeah, we got 'em. Keep eyes on.” Radio contacts in engage! other
>>35028279> Radio contacts in
>>35028279 Radio contacts in
>>35028279>[x] Radio contacts inlets see if they are friendly
>>35028249Nop, I just know it exists.>>35028279>[x] Radio contacts inCall it in, no reason take them out yet. If there was armor on the other hand...
>>35028279[X] Radio contacts in
>>35028340Shame. I couldn't find anything on pastebin.
>>35028279>>[x] Radio contacts in
>>35028279>[x] Radio contacts inMake sure that they're not some German or Polish commandoes on their way back or something else equally stupid.
>>35027910Just the two of them together or with Frank?
>>35028855Like an adventurous general that decide its good idea to scope the field by himself without giving warning to allied unit nearby?
> Radio contacts in“Ey Nicky, put the gun on 'em. See if you can't get me some identifiers, I'm calling it in.”The turret swivels slowly and slightly as Nicky turns to put the gun on the targets. You'd like to think he'd be smart enough to not engage with the Railgun, but sometimes with Nick, you never know. After running through the usual radio protocol, announcing who you are and who you're trying to get in contact with, you end up talking to the same RTO from Whitmann's HQ. “Penetrator, you haff been instrukted to hold your position unt recon in force. Nothink has changed. Over.”“Wolfhound, Penetrator has four, say again, four dismounted contacts at nine hundred meters. Please advise, over.”“Penetrator, vait vun.” You enhance the image in your helmet, zooming in on the four targets. They weren't moving fast, but they were sticking together and making sure that they were altogether. Unfortunately, your image enhancers can't pick up uniforms or weapons, the targets being just outside of range. “Penetrator. Vulfhound actual reqvests you maintain eyes on until further instruction. How copee, over?”“Solid. Penetrator out.”You contact Anderson, relaying the orders. “Shit sir, we could snatch 'em. They're not too far. And they're alone, Corporal Ooishi has been running her thermals all day. Picked up nothing.” “Negative. Could be some shit shut down cross the way, and I don't fancy picking a fight this far out. Orders have us sit.” “Good idea. We've got overwatch. Get me a prisoner or four.” other.
>>35029052>[x] “Negative. Could be some shit shut down cross the way, and I don't fancy picking a fight this far out. Orders have us sit.”I hate to say this but we must follow orders....
>>35029052> “Negative. Could be some shit shut down cross the way, and I don't fancy picking a fight this far out. Orders have us sit.”
>>35028949Just the two of them.
>>35029052> “Good idea. We've got overwatch. Get me a prisoner or four.”
>>35029052I suspect this is a no win situation as if we go about capturing we'll get accused of gloryhounding, if not we cause a tactical issue
>>35029052>[x] “Negative. Could be some shit shut down cross the way, and I don't fancy picking a fight this far out. Orders have us sit.”Last thing we need is for Anderson to be caught in the open when a horde of T-80s comes through the treeline.
>>35029052 “Negative. Could be some shit shut down cross the way, and I don't fancy picking a fight this far out. Orders have us sit.”No being a glory hound.
>>35029052>[x] “Negative. Could be some shit shut down cross the way, and I don't fancy picking a fight this far out. Orders have us sit.”Something stupid is about to happen, I can feel it.
>>35029052> “Negative. Could be some shit shut down cross the way, and I don't fancy picking a fight this far out. Orders have us sit.”> other.But move inyo a better position to intercept or ambush them for now.
this bitch is starting to remind me of Azariah Kyras.
>>35029052> “Negative. Could be some shit shut down cross the way, and I don't fancy picking a fight this far out. Orders have us sit.”>>35029156That is boring though and kind of out of no ware
in other news the vanguard is going to get a railgun in the future
>>35029327Live free in the NC!
>>35029220Maybe the two of them doubleteaming one of the tonk witches?
>>35029367double teaming a Tunguska Witch
>>35029367Were they lesbians? or is this a shipper thing?
>>35029052[x] “Negative. Could be some shit shut down cross the way, and I don't fancy picking a fight this far out. Orders have us sit.”
>>35029426shipping thing if not rampant /u/faggotry as after all Strike Witches is oh so 'lacking' in yuri.
>>35029426Neither, a fapfic thing.
Hope you guys like RPGs in the ass.
>>35029534Yeah. They hit all the right spots.
>>35029534I'm sure we've got wizbang awesome active defenses.It wouldn't make sense to have magical systems and interfaces and a railgun and not a good active kill system when we've had them for 10 years at least now.
>>35029455There are a few of them.>>35029498Jessica and Mav like to speak differently.>>35029515We need better fapfics thoughWhy not something like this picture?
>>35029577>Mavspeaking of, there hasn't been any MavxYoung lately in the 89 threads, we need more
>>35029577>that imageTo which ever anon that requested decu to do that, you have my love.
>>35029577Who's being carried?
>>35029052> “Good idea. We've got overwatch. Get me a prisoner or four.”Let's get our boys some action.
> “Negative. Could be some shit shut down cross the way, and I don't fancy picking a fight this far out. Orders have us sit.”You think about what may or may not be on the other side of those four. “Negative, LT. No idea what's behind them, probably a good idea to sit and keep eyes on.”He rogers on the radio by clicking twice, signaling that he's a bit busy to talk but he gets the idea. You watch as they slowly inch across the open before disappearing behind cover. “Feels like a missed opportunity, sir.” Nicky says, leaving the gunsight on where the dismounts disappeared.You shrug. “Yeah, maybe. Could've also been a trap. Either way, we're ordered to hold what we've got. I figure it this way, the better footing we build with the Germans, the more they'll let us go do.”Nicky grunts, flicking through his gun camera settings.“Penetrator, vulfhound. Ve haff aerial confirmation of enemy armor moving to your sector. You are to remain and count, zhen disengage and fall back to division lines. How copy?” “This is a good opportunity to knock out a patrol, wolfhound. Permission to engage opportunity targets.” “Roger that, Wolfhound. Do not engage.” other
>>35029697> “Roger that, Wolfhound. Do not engage.”This is a recon mission, after all.
>>35029659Who likes being tied up?
>>35029697[x] “Roger that, Wolfhound. Do not engage.”It's possible that Division has a better idea of what's coming at us, and they might be laying a trap that we would fuck up if we attack now.
>>35029697> “This is a good opportunity to knock out a patrol, wolfhound. Permission to engage opportunity targets.”
>>35029659Ice, its a reference from thread S2E7>"You got a choice Boss, Fireman's carry, Princess carry, or Tribal carry. One boring, one sweet, or one with rope.">>35029697>[x] “Roger that, Wolfhound. Do not engage.”
>>35029697god damn....this is a fucking waste!>[x] “Roger that, Wolfhound. Do not engage.”
>>35029697> “Roger that, Wolfhound. Do not engage.”
>>35029697 “Roger that, Wolfhound. Do not engage.”
>>35029697> other>[x] “Roger that, Wolfhound. Do not engage.”And then knock a few out before withdrawing. What she doesn't know can't hurt her.
>>35029577If I weren't a shit writefag, I'd try that.
>>35029762Also no reason to disobey orders right now. Only time I think we should is when we have people to protect
something needs to be done
>>35029697>[x] “Roger that, Wolfhound. Do not engage.”So glad I found my copy of 'Team Yankee' today. Rereading it now because relevance.
>>35029847>If you weren't a shit writefag, I'd try thatI read it as that for a moment, I'm glad it wasn't
>>35029847well your all we've got anonso harden the fuck up because you just got volunteered
>>35030049Well, that goes on the pile with the other 9 suggestions and the one for planefag.
>>35030088Please appease the planefag first. The offerings must continue.
>>35029697[X] “This is a good opportunity to knock out a patrol, wolfhound. Permission to engage opportunity targets.”
>>35029697[x] “Roger that, Wolfhound. Do not engage.”Come on, guys. Don't prove Wittmann right on the command frequency by making us look like a gloryhound.
>>35030341look at the votes moron
>>35029913I think HQ does intend for this to be a trap for the Russian patrol.We retreat, and either the Russians come through our sector thinking it's an opening in the German line, and get ambushed, or they realize it's a trap and stay away from it, keeping this sector secure.>>35030365It's still 7 to retreat, 3 to engage, and 1 to retreat while shooting and telling no one we're shooting.
>>35030088just drop the one for planefag so maybe he will stay away
>>35030341it's a trick thing as our only options will likely be fail horribly/die or come off as glory hounding.
>>35030423Yes and?Retreating is winning.
I hope we get to fight something soon
>>35030536After Wittmann thoroughly briefs the division on the situation, assigns firing lanes and ammo allotments and then gives the firing command herself.
Isn't pararescue supposed to be running tonight?
>>35030664in a hour
>>35030730Ah. Didn't know the time.
>>35030714Should I post the tribal carry pic when there is a lull in the posting on that thread?
>>35030811No. Post PJ Lewds
>>35030881But I haven't written any yet!
>>35030881But I'm not lewdbro though and I didn't like the new pj lewds compared to the old ones
>>35030992Post the old ones then.>>35030980Get back to writing, faggot.
>>35030881>PJ Lewdswe need more loving vanilla with Janice
 “Roger that, Wolfhound. Do not engage.”You roger up on the radio, relaying the orders to Anderson. “Makes sense, sir. We'll pack it up and be out in ten.”It's quiet for another hour, just before you pick up a large column of dust raising to meet the sky. “Alright everyone, remember. We're just here to put eyes on. Do not engage.”“You ah, you tink dats da best idea, sir? I mean, frikkin, ain't we here to shoot da reds?” Carl calls out on his personal channel.“Yeah sarn't. Probably the best we can do right now is to get eyes on, and bug out.”He clicks his mic twice. You watch as a pair of T-72's drive past quickly, followed by a platoon of them. Soon thereafter, a column of tanks, ranging from T-34-85's to T-80's to what you think may have been a hellhound or two scoot past, followed by a logistics column. “Hoooooly shit, sir.” Nicky whispers, scribbling madly. “Yeah, I agree. Probably good we didn't shoot.”“Probably one of the few times I'll agree about that, sir.”You watch as the stragglers move past, another pair of T-72's, before the road goes quiet. “Alright Hans, let's go.”“Jawohl, captain.”The turbine engine whines as he slowly rolls the tank out of the hide, taking you back to 2pz. Divisional lines. Hopefully Whittmann would like the news you bring her. Or that you followed orders. It's the small battles, really.
>>35031036>we need more loving vanilla with Janice ad Tarin.Sorry, had to add that as well for personnel reasons
>>35031090Alright fellas, that's it for tonight!This is a really good stopping point, and i have to do homework . We'll pick up almost exactly here next time, so make sure you keep your eyes on my twitter! next weekend is out, though. Probably. Maybe. Jesus I don't know ask ghost.
>>35031110So short.Thanks for running maus. Run whenever you can~
>>35031110Thanks Maus.Why not run next weekend while drinking with planefag and GhostDiva? Just an idea. Maybe a non-serious thread at that as well.
>>35031090>The turbine engine>Not a MTU powerpackMouse, I am disappoint
>>35031110Good run as always Maus, every little bit counts.
>>35031110thanks for the thread Maus, pity is was short
short and sweetsee ya next timeI'll kick yer ass at AWAI'LL DO IT
Fun little run Maus, I'm just as surprised as you are that we haven't already disobeyed Wittman's orders.
>>35032032for once, Anon know what to do.
>>35032107get in her pants
>>35032227Fuck that.PL Best melted Ice QueenWittman a shit.