Allonces - The bratty elf girl declares loudly that she's your mortal blade. In order to shut her up, you agree. She uses her influence to build a giant mansion on an turtle island, and always bugs you for money. She ends up having, like, thirty dark elf butlers. It's kinda creepy, but she does actually do a lot of raiding, eventually becoming a feared pirate on the seas. Her long life span works in her favor here.Bale-Eye - The insane Gnoll Warlord eventually set himself on fire in an attempt to ascend to the plane of flame. His gnolls all quickly joined up with Shax's growing city of followers.That One Fire Elemental - Allonces eventually returned and killed this guy for ruining her hair.Sinclaire - Ends up running around, hunting for lost treasure to give to Blaise till the end of his days. Apparently had lots of kids, was generally handsome and badass. Started the treasure hunter's guild with exists to this day.The Fiendpaw Chief - Eventually rebelled against Bale-Eye. Was burned to death for his trouble.Franklin - Devoted study to the magical artifacts Shax had under her control. No one ever respected him. A mayor made him move his home out of the center of the city. When he said the center of the city was decided because it was his house, no one cared. No on remembered his name, except the robogirl he managed to invent which took care of him until his death. Her name was Ally, and she eventually went on to lead a scientific research department. No one is sure what demonic soul was bound to this godvessel.KRAGULIXTAXIN - This demi lich was reported to be cackling as the waves finally took out his colliseum, freeing him of the prison. Apparently he tells anyone who asks that this was his plan all along. He's lying, though.Ith-onas - The snakeman guardian of his temple died on the trip home from the lich's lair. He was reported to be a 'punk ass bitch'
Sitri - Apparently she got invited to the Land of Devouring light and was given quite a few favors. There are various scandals that she is the mistress of Shax, and the savvy satyxis did little to disabuse these rumors. It's not true, though. They're just super good friends! Sitri acts as a personal messenger of Shax. Though she doesn't deliver news to people, she delivers stories to the goblin, always eager to hear something new and interesting from the clever bard.That Metal Elemental - Still wondering what the hell is going on outside.Tree Guys - Establish their own community on an island turtle. Light elementals spawn from this isle regularly. They're reportedly favored by Shax who has referred to them in dreams to priests as 'pretty rad guys, you guys'Yselathe in general - They got one turtle. It is an ancient scarred animal that is constantly covered in conflict. Apparently, it is also the source of all shoujo love interests.Rachel, the blacksmith - Leveraged that she smiths for an actual immortal god to boost sales. Bought out her competitor, Rebecca. Married her. Apparently made savage lesbian love to the girl every night in Shax's castle. Everyone pretended that their lovey-dovey relationship didn't make them uncomfortable. But it did.Kurohana, the demon swordswoman - Eventually forgave Sitri for deceiving her. Traveled the land in order to increase her skills, and wound up marrying an actual Satyr. Had three kids who all died in sword fights.Chief Fouldrinker - Got his stone lizard body. Apparently swims around the ocean visiting random communities, and helps construct devious traps. Got a reputation as the 'dungeon lizard'.Allonces' Stupid Brother - Shows up at the monster community looking for his sister. She tells him that he's too late to marry Shax cause she's an actual goddess. He asks her why he'd ever marry you, and instead helps found the elven community in the new civilization.
>>34867262S-since when was Allonces so,,,voluptuous?
>>34867370Since she gave birth to an entire elven subspecies via her fucktrillion Dark Elven butlers.
>>34867370Getting tons of dosh from being a totally famous and intimidating pirate and then having thirty butlers to wait on you hand and foot probably helps.
Might want to link on twitter, Chief.
>>34867262Allonces a big-hipped slutThose hips manGeezThose hips
>>34867448Those are some lucky Dark Elves.
Apparently /tg/ has /a/'s temporary thread archiving now, so the proper archive should have everything. We good.
>>34867299I think this fits Sitri better than if she would have "won."She's the type that comes and gos and seems more likely to be that person you invite when you want to try out a threesome than a person who gets married.
>>34867299>Rachel, the blacksmith - Leveraged that she smiths for an actual immortal god to boost sales. Bought out her competitor, Rebecca. Married her. Apparently made savage lesbian love to the girl every night in Shax's castle. Everyone pretended that their lovey-dovey relationship didn't make them uncomfortable. But it did.
>>34867262She ditched the Oversized Spear?
>>34867448Approaching Wakfu levels... I like it.
>>34867506She found a better use for it than fighting
So Chief, if you do another quest, will it be based on this quest's world?Because being a pirate on the high seas, raiding underwater civilizations and island turtles sounds awesome.
>>34867509Hips are like 60% the reason I like Wakfu.And Elins.
>>34867370She tested the limits of her abilities granted by that one god so much that eventually eating too much made all the fat go to her breasts and and thighs.>>34867299> Yselathe in general What happened to those darkness guys that gave us the map to the light altars?
>>34867535I'd love to do this setting, but honestly - as long as the quest is just as fun and the MC is just as amazingly ridiculous I don't mind what Chief does; I'll be there.
>>34867568Prepare for harem quest.
>>34867554Oh yeah, she did get a blessing from that one elf god.Come to think of it, wasn't that a fertility god? That'd likely do it right there.
The Dinosaur! Mr. Lizzie Scales - For some reason, devotees of Shax ended up getting the ability to summon a crab armed t-rex mount, though there are very few documents that ever reference Shax using it.Shining Victory, the Gold Fish - Became a supereme light elemental. It swam through the ocean, spreading it's guiding light to any greedy adventurer who got lost, like its master had so many times. So many freaking times. Anyone who wants to loot in the wide open sea could always find their way home from this guy, always ready to cheer people up when they started to get down.That Fucking Clown - Disappeared when Shax ascended. Got killed by Sinclaire years later for unknown reasons.The Faerie you Saved? - Eventually established an unseelie court in Shax's domain. There were reportedly lots of dullahans to be found. Priests of Shax were reported to say that 'dullahans are pretty sweet'.Allonces' Mom - Continued to be the hottest woman on the planet. Eventually had a lot more kids, all as insufferable as Allonces. Leader of the death cult to this day.Allonces' Dad - Died shortly before the floods began. Reportedly said the 'future was too bright' or something like that, with a smile on his lips.BLAISE - Became the God of Devotion. Established and protects the frozen lands of man, great glaciers where people moved to when they grew tired of the turtles. Icy bears, owl bears, and shadow beasts roam these lands. Apparently everyone has excellent manners, though. It is one of the most hotly contested debates among priests as to wether or not Shax is Blaise's lover. There are entire conflicts born of this, often referred to as shitstorms. As far as this chronicler is concerned, he'd think it'd be super cute.>You want a canon statement though, don't you? They're bound together for eternity as twin deities. Shax never married, and neither did Blaise. As far as they are concerned, they're partners. Romantic or not, is up to you.
>>34867506Clearly it's used as the mast of her ship so she can penetrate other ships on the high seas
>>34867614HOW MANY KIDS DID ALLONCES HAVE?
SHAX - Became a super sweet goddess who gets all the loot. Likes turtles, lizards, and gold. Has lots of jewelry. May have saved the lives of everyone on the planet. Has lots of friends she hangs out with and takes life pretty easy. Occasionally tries to make all the other gods build fortresses so she can raid them. No one ever does, though.ANYWAYThat's the quest!I hope you guys enjoyed it.I'll see you around maybe later sometime?
>>34867614>The Dinosaur! Mr. Lizzie Scales - For some reason, devotees of Shax ended up getting the ability to summon a crab armed t-rex mount, though there are very few documents that ever reference Shax using it.I am glad you did not forget Lizzie.>That Fucking Clown - Disappeared when Shax ascended. Got killed by Sinclaire years later for unknown reasons.Thank fuck.>It is one of the most hotly contested debates among priests as to wether or not Shax is Blaise's lover. There are entire conflicts born of this, often referred to as shitstorms. As far as this chronicler is concerned, he'd think it'd be super cute.D'awwwwThanks for the quest Chief! It was a ton of fun!
>>34867614Lets fandom decide: Its clearly lewd.
>>34867614>Allonces' Dad - Died shortly before the floods began. Reportedly said the 'future was too bright' or something like that, with a smile on his lips.Aww, elf dad finally came around to the Shax side. Hope his spirit ascended to our plane
>>34867655Thanks for running ChiefIt was a great ride
>>34867655When is later? Please keep writing! I love this quest so much and wish to see more from you! Thanksssss!
>>34867614Blaise is clearly subservient to us though, right? Representing devotion and all, she'd do everything to please us, I imagine.
>>34867614>The Dinosaur and Goldfish are even in thereBest epilogue
>>34867655Best quest ever?Best quest ever.
>>34867655>I hope you guys enjoyed it.Certainly did!>I'll see you around maybe later sometime?Hope so! Do you lurk /qtg/ or plan to keep checking your ask.fm?If I were to post Shax fanart someday I want to know where to shoot it.
>>34867655>SHAX - Became a super sweet goddess who gets all the loot. Likes turtles, lizards, and gold. Has lots of jewelry. May have saved the lives of everyone on the planet. Has lots of friends she hangs out with and takes life pretty easy. Occasionally tries to make all the other gods build fortresses so she can raid them. No one ever does, though.The Endshit I made myself cryI only barely managed to catch up in the end Chief, but it was fun. If you ever come back I'll definitely be around from the beginning this time
>>34867702That's too lewd to get a canon mention, anon.
>>34867614>That Fucking ClownWHO WAS HE/SHE/IT?
>>34867614>'dullahans are pretty sweet'Damn right they are.
>>34867655I love you, Chief. I love this quest.I'll never forget how much fun I had here!
>>34867731Oh? Whatever could you be implying?
>>34867614>Shining Victory, the Gold Fish - Became a supereme light elemental. It swam through the ocean, spreading it's guiding light to any greedy adventurer who got lost, like its master had so many times. So many freaking times. Anyone who wants to loot in the wide open sea could always find their way home from this guy, always ready to cheer people up when they started to get down.
Aww man, best quest is finished :(Time for newgame+?
>>34867754>subservient>devotion>everything to pleaseI'm on to you, comrade.
>>34867765>you are SHAX, a young goblin in a little fishing village who earns for HIGH ADVENTURE and LOOT>wat do?
>>34867655>I'll see you around maybe later sometime?I'll keep checking your twitter account.
>>34867655I've been here since thread one. I still remember eagerly awaiting for the first thread after you threw up the pitch in QTG.OWQ best quest. Chief best QM. Shax best girl.Thank you so much for the fun threads.
>>34867655YOU FORGOT THE SEA MOM.AND THE AUNT.AND THAT ONE LOLICON DROW GUARD WHO WARNED US WHEN WE WENT TO RECRUIT FROG-BROS!I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS INJUSTICE
>>34867614>You want a canon statement though, don't you? They're bound together for eternity as twin deities. Shax never married, and neither did Blaise. As far as they are concerned, they're partners.>They're bound together for eternity as twin deities>twinsyes.Yes.YES.TWINS THEY WERE.
>>34867815Twincest is wincest.
>>34867815They're "twins" in the same way these two are "twins."
>>34867785Are maids not supposed to be all of those things?
>>34867655Chief, from start to finish this was joyful, wondrous and so incredibly fun! Thank you.
>>34867877Oh they are. But you can't show that in a Christian quest.
>>34867614>>34867655Lewdocity Is guaranteed.After all, Shax wants to raid things, and Blaise is duty-bound to build fortresses for her to raid, and Blaise is ALSO Duty-bound to point out that she, as a NOBLE WOMAN! Is loot.
>>34867655Well alright thenIt's been a hell of a ride. This has been the best quest on /tg/ for a while now.When will we see you again, Chief?
>>34867814Did he even mention Sweater Drow?
>>34867815Some body write some Blaise/Shax lewds, dammit.Also, I'm kinda sorry we offed that girl with the spiked club. She coulda been interesting.
>>34867950No one cares about Sweater McThighs.>>34867921Shax "raids" Blaise so fucking hard all the time, it makes ALL THE OTHER GODS feel inadequate.
>>34867950Maybe she already died, fuck if I kept track of that.
>>34867976I care about thighsThey were good thighs
>>34867951We never even ended up using the Tetsubo either.There is one plot hole that bothers me thoughWhat ever happened to Blaise's mark of destiny/The Stars that showed up during oversized confrontations? Did it fade after she became Shax's maid and that's why it didn't show up in the final battle?
This has always been such a fun quest. Thanks for running it, Chief.
>>34867976Sea mom would never feel inadequate!
>>34868017It didn't show up because we were underground, silly, you can't see stars from there.
>>34868017At that point Blaise and Shax had kind of entwined their souls together through their rings. They were sharing a soul so they shared a star.
>>34868017Her Star of Destiny faded after she accomplished her Destiny, which was to be our Maid.
>>34868046>entwined their souls together
>Shax will never be able to leglock Blaise because she's missing a leg
>>34868119She got a replacement leg. Made from crystal.So there.
So what is Shax the goddess of?
>>34868147I take this as implicit confirmation that leglocking has taken place. Lewds confirmed for canon.
>>34868147is it encrusted with turtle shell and has tiny light goldfish swimming around inside? cause now it does
>>34868028She just hums to herself and pretends she can't hear anything.But she knows.She knows.
>>34868147>"Shax please, you're too heavy I can'-"*CRASH*
>>34868147Indirect Confession.Lewdness has been confirmed.
>>34868157Light, Avarice, Turtles, Raiding, Loot, Adventure.Being greedy god means you could get whatever domain you feel like.
>>34868157Murderhobo laser turtles.
>>34868212Add being a boss to that and we have a deal
>>34868147Can you answer >>34867814
>>34867976Hey those were my favorite pair of sentient thighs in this quest!
>>34868157Being the Boss!
>>34868189Sound travels around four times faster through water, you know. Sea Mom'll know before anybody else.
>>34867814And thighs mcgee.
>>34867814>>34868236SureSea Mother - All her plans came true and she lived happily ever after like Charlie in the Chocolate Factory complete with Gene Wilder being all nice to her in the elevator at the end.Auntie - Grumbled she never got a more Shaxes. Always compared new kids to Shax. Several generations of goblins had inferiority complexes because of her. She died happy, cackling at some idiot.Loli Drow Guard - Ended up marrying an elf vampire who got turned when she was young. They live in a mansion with each other, happy for eternity.
>>34868147Leglocking is canon
>>34868260>>34868189>>34868028Sea Mom has tentacles.Blaise also has Tentacles.Shax might have Light Tentacles.Sea Mom is connected to Shax via Mortal Blade and Ring.Sea Mom is Connected to Blaise through Shax and Ring.Blaise is connected to Shax through Ring, MAID!, DESTINY, and LewdObviously, Sea Mom joins in sometimes.And then the Universe was tentacles.
>>34868304>Loli Drow Guard - Ended up marrying an elf vampire who got turned when she was young. They live in a mansion with each other, happy for eternity.Best possible end.
>>34868328I thought thighs died along with dragon lady.
>>34868323Eww, sea mom obviously is dating sky dad you dumby!
>>34868323>and then anon died of the lewd disease
>>34868359Cause of Death: Too much Lewd.
>>34868304what ever happened to that Bird guy we reincarnated?and who was that clown dude?
Give it to me straight, Chief.Did you have any idea this quest would end in godhood when you started it?
>>34868304Thank you for the wild ride, Chief.
>>34868344... but... thighs...
>>34868555There will always be more thighs, anon.
>>34867262>allonces got fatI will hunt you down Chief.
>>34867615You know the mast is the vertical bit holding all the sails, right?Were you meaning to say the bowsprit?
Maybe the NG+ should be about Allonces' daughter.
>>34868806Yes. It is disgusting.
>>34868806Super. Mother. Fucking. Good
>>34868832>You are Allonces' Daughter>She's too busy being a self-indulgent bitch to give you a name>What do you do:>Bitch (About What)>Whine (About What)>Act like a vapid whoreJust kidding Allonces was actually not terrible in the end. I mean, being a pirate lord is respectable.
>>34868893Yeah, and being a bratty young pirate would be a pretty good quest MC.
I'm going to be honest with you guys, because I feel you deserve it, even though you won't like what I had to sayI don't like this ending all that much. In fact, I believe the quest was more fun when we were still a Goblin raiding villages, and I think Shax would have been happier leading raids with his personal entourage for a few years before settlig down and establishing a small community. I think we were all too caught up in the promise of godhood to really consider Shax's happiness and her life as a whole, I don't think she was ready for itNow I'm not blaming anyone, and you did a lovely job QM'ing this Chief, but I felt this was something I had to say.
>>34868832Oversized Thighs Quest?
CHIEF WAITDid he mention what happened to that one dark elf that was assigned to teach shax raiding at the start?I don't remember his name so I can't tell if he didI want to know what happens
>>34868915a bratty pirate elf who becomes an adventurer-priest of Shax
>>34869065Also, thighs lady that was the go between for shax and the dragon
>>34869065That was Beyto.
>>34869065That was Beyto. He got his thing earlier. He narrowly avoided getting shanked to death by Allonces' mom, quit the army and opened up a tavern.Even odds on his being responsible for one of the "a lot more kids" mentioned in Allonces' Mom's bit.
>>34869007I honestly think toppling a god just cause she wanted to keep her soul is a very logical progression of Shax's character, but I get where you're coming from. Even though I suspect you're just not a fan of these kind of epic adventure endings and such.Shax seems completely happy.
>>34869186I admit that it was colored by my bias and tastes, and maybe it is a natural progression of her character, but if so then I think it happened way too soon. The early leveling felt nice and smooth, and then at the end we just snowballed into a god.I suppose it's because of the quest format and Chief's plans/boredom though. And besides, it's a comedy quest after all.I'm not sure what my feelings on generic epic adventure endings are, sorry.I will reiterate that I srill enjoyed the quest, it's just that I enjoyed the earlier parts more.
>>34869325That's understandable but while I think you may have a bit of a point with the power progression, the whole looking out for Shax's happiness and not being ready is just nonsense, man.If it's just your bias then admit it. 4chan likes to talk about how it hates people who like what you don't like but mostly it's because people take offense to how people try to present their preferences in ways like that.Besides, readiness was never a thing with Shax. She got thrown into situations she never could prepare for and thrived, then did crazy impossible on impulse with no regards for the consequences. That's who she is.
>>34869413Shax is pretty much PC-incarnate, isn't she?
>>34869413>>if it's your bias then admit itI, did?>I admit that it was colored by my bias and tastesI'm pretty sure I stated that this was my feelings and opinion which I felt I needed to share, not an objective analysis which should be printed in gold-lace hardcovers.
>>34869544I was saying the part where you went on about looking out for Shax was kind of unnecessary.
>>34869576Sure it was, but it was still a part of what I felt, and that's why I included it. My whole post was unnecessary, after all.
>>34869637True. it just sorta sounded like a passive-aggressive attempt to guilt trip people that disagreed with you; is all. Something a dumb argument is started over.Technically it's the only reason I responded.
>>34869637>>34869723When are you two gonna stop making pedantry laden passes at each other and get to fucking? Because seriously.
>>34869793Never, anon.It'll never be canon.
>>34869723What would guilt tripping people even accomplish at this point? I don't think even the most skilled manipulator could do a lot to this quest.But I suppose I see what you mean, and can't eliminate the possibility that I had subconsciously intended that. Regardless, I hope that it has been cleared up now.>>34869793Oh darn it, I've neen found out! Oh well, nothing to it, let's get down to business other anon.
>>34869974Alright. Nothing for it, I guess.
>>34870002room 133, the password is biased puffy vulvaSee you soon!
>>34870158On my way!
I can't stop picturing Shax pestering the other gods about the fortress thing. Or for a bunch of other things.She's like the little sister of the pantheon.
I wonder what the other gods think of what has happened
>>34870272>pantheon has gained adorable twincestuous imoutosI think I just found religion. It appears to have been in my pants.
>>34870386I kind of get the impression she's simultaneously pissed off, baffled, and delighted a majority of them.She changed a whole lot of things about the world and did something every other god was too fucking afraid to do.
>>34870386'Yooooo what the fuck''How did that even happen I haven't been paying attention''Why is there an ocean where my worshippers used to live''The Hungerer is dead, long live The Hungerer oh wait'
I haven't read this quest before. What did I miss?
>>34871759Well, all of it.
It's been a wild time. But Fouldrinker's Wild Ride is finally over. Thanks for the laughs, the tears, the frustation, and the lewds. May all of ya'alls your days be filled with the childlike wonder of Shax's, your friends as true as her Boyz, and you and your companion stay true as the new god pf Devotion.Here's hoping for one last low-roll.
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>34872018Good job doofus.
Favorite Quest is end.Waiting for Chief's Smut Quest with Thighs and Thickness.
>>34867262Mmmm, Milf Allonces.
>>34869063Not just those thighs, those lips. Those lips. Those wonderful of lips.
>>34873796Anon here has some good taste
>>34867655>Occasionally tries to make all the other gods build fortresses so she can raid them. No one ever does, though.Wow. What a bunch of dicks, the lot of them.Anyways, I love you Chief. Thanks for all the fun times.
This is to all the weepers and the disbelievers, the hanger-ons and the rejectors. The Quest is done, and the characters you loved and people you supported are gone. And though they'll be mention of them in other threads where the rapport we players used to share flares up agin, this quest is dead. But that doesn't matter. What matters was that you were a part of this, and that you stuck with it to the end. This Quest wouldn't have been able to succeed if it were just Fouldrinker by his lonesome, no matter how stubborn, cheerful, and determined he is. So hold your head high, and don't let this epilogue get you down. They will be other quests, and they will be depending on YOU to make them as funny, epic, and satisfying as this one was. Go! March on, you lurkers and you contributors and you creators! You patient, funny, intelligent Anons, you clever, witty, trolling Anons, you imaginative, skillful Anons! You are what makes this board great! And though we may have stumbled, I'd never say I had to play alongside a truly bad player in this Quest. Good Night, and Good Thread.
>>34867795that is gif is so cute, got sauce on it?
>>34877680copy and pastaed
>>34867711Oh cutegoblin :3c
>>34878371Ah my goddess. Think it might be season 2.
I've been lurking and reading this for a while, often in the archive. It was a real blast. Entertaining writing, really gave Shax a voice and personality all her own. One of my favorite quests I've read.