You are Shax Gloombreaker, Ascendent! It's time for you to face the most dangerous enemy of your life. It's okay, because you've faced increasingly absurd challenges before now! You've taken out wizards, priests, dragons, demon lords, swordsmen of all kinds, and you've even earned accolades you never knew existed! A pretty good life, more than any goblin could really ask for. Still, you're not in it to quit, and you're going to go all the way, baby! It's time!END OF QUEST EDITIONYou have:>Weapon Proficiency (Laser Cannon Sword The Size of You)>38 Hungry Points>102 Barbarian Points>21 Turtle Points>57 Friendship Points>Shax Ability Tree: http://pastebin.com/aBfqv1vP>I'm the boss! Points: 1>Pearls: ZERO, GOOD LUCKYou land in a vast cave. Around the rocks cower dozens of strange looking goblin shaped ghosts. They're nearly translucent, featureless, and they watch you curiously, refusing to approach you. Shortly after you take a look around, hefting your sword on your shoulder, Blaise lands, spinning her axe at the ready. It's deathly quiet."Hi, I'm Shax," You say, cheerfully with a wave. The ghosts all scurry away from your position, as if in utter terror.With a clunk, Blaise plants the hilt of her axe down. "Guess they don't like to make noise. I don't know anything about the Plane of Avarice, what do you know about the Hungerer? We've got to take him out, right?"You shrug, "He's supposed to be a really scary monster that eats goblins. That's about it. He just eats goblins all day, all night. We die and go here so he can eat us. We breed fast cause it lets us die fast so he can eat us."Blaise has a disgusted face, "That's the worst religion I've ever heard of."You shrug.>Head straight forward. It seems the cave widens that way a bit. There is no light anywhere, save for the glow of Blaise's ring, since she can't see in the dark.>Follow the fleeing goblins. See if you can't get some information from them.
>>34861114>Follow the fleeing goblins. See if you can't get some information from them.Maybe we can cripple him, I mean say hi to the goblin ghosts and stuff
>>34861114>>Follow the fleeing goblins. See if you can't get some information from them.Let's talk to these dorks
>>34861114the fanart for this quest is so AWESOME. Is there an album to see them all?
>>34861114>Follow the fleeing goblins. See if you can't get some information from them.It is a pretty crappy religion...
>>34861114>Follow the fleeing goblins. See if you can't get some information from them.
>>34861114>That's the worst religion I've ever heard ofThat's almost exactly what Shax said back near the beginning of the Quest.>>34861187I saved quite a bit of stuff but not everything, I'll just post what I have in my OWQ folder throughout the quest.
>>34861114I don't suppose we're anywhere near our new pearl allowance, huh?
>>34861114>>Follow the fleeing goblins. See if you can't get some information from them.Hey ghostblins, what the heck's the deal? You've gotta tell us because even though you're dead we're the chief and goblins are supposed to listen to the chief (except for when they're beating up the chief so that they can be the new chief like we did.)Hey, maybe Dead-Chief Fouldrinker's in here. He might have some choice words for us about our ascension!>Congrats! You're now the boss. You killed me.>Heh... you're pretty good. Just remember that only a fool trusts his life to a weapon....but what does he know anyway.
>>34861255what does he know? he died! what a loser!
>>34861255especially since our godhood is directly linked with our weapons and equipment.
>>34861255Pssh. We're also trusting ourselves to a maid and a pair of rings. We're good.
Alright! You're the chief of these lame goblins! Time to get them to fess up!Give me a d20 fellowship check!
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>34861345Shax gonna give it to em
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>34861345
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>34861345Panic
>>34861354>>34861360This is going to be a magical thread
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>34861345>>34861235Our ring is hooked up to our domain so we could probably use that in place of a pearl for some things.
>>34861382I'm scared of these dice.Good thing we have a boss point.
>>34861354>>34861360OH BOY HERE WE GOWriting.
>>34861360>my first roll of OWQ everSuper good
>>34861416I-Isn't the hungerer technically the boss of us? Does he revert our boss point with his own?
>>34861348I feel like we've been woefully low on crazy spinning maneuvers these days, haven't we.
>>34861431So was it Amazingly bad or Terribly good?
>>34861446>>34861433I hope you keep being lucky because we seem to really need it.
>>34861187Chief said he'd try to get the stuff together somewhere, but then he goblin'd.
>>34861470Shax is more of an independent contractor these days
>>34861431Is this going to be one of those fail so hard it turns out alright things?
>>34861484>>34861477I guess we got one more chance to correct that. Go out with a spinny bang.>>34861481It was terribly amazing.
>>34861470Nah, he ain't the boss of us. We're schisming. We're gonna nail our turtle reformation thesis to his face with our huge sword.
>>34861354>>34861360This has been the whole quest hasn't it?
>>3486156420 and 1 combos happen so many time i think its a glitch in the dice addon.
>>34861605More like, the dice gods are divided on whether to support our ascension, or to oppose us.
Blaise gets her axe ready and starts to walk towards the cave mouth. You grab her sleeve and point in the opposite direction. "Hey! Let's go talk to those guys some more. Maybe they can tell us more about the Hungerer." In the distance a great roaring is heard. It's a horrible, ear splitting sound. The entire cave rumbles, and you feel a deep fear, one born from the dawn of time, from your conception, one you've carried your whole life, shake in the very core of your being.It quickly passes. You've got courage beyond that of a goblin, after all! Blaise, however, looks rather shaken. "Shax was that? No, of course it was. Get your head in the game, Blaise." Your maid slaps her cheeks and puts on a brave face, then gives you a thumbs up.Still, the roar made it horribly difficult to find any of the ghosts. Those you did find were almost catatonic. After a moment, however, you find a tall ghostblin who scoffs when he sees you, cowering behind some rocks. "So, you made it here, huh? You don't seem dead like the rest of us." You're not sure, but he seems kinda familiar. "How's the crown treating you, kid? Thrown it all away on some suicide mission?" Oh, it's Chief Fouldrinker!"Hiya, Chief! I'm the boss now, but it's pretty surprising you're still around." You wave at him.He shrugs, "This afterlife ain't so bad. Don't get eaten. I've been practicing that my whole life. Still, what are you doing here? You crazy?"You give him a wink and a thumbs up, "Gonna kill the Hungerer, Chief. Mind telling me about him? I don't know anything except the legends.""Kid, it is nothing like the legends. It has arms. So many arms. And a giant mouth with more teeth than you can imagine. It charges around at a speed you can't believe, grabbing and consuming everything it can. Get out of here. While you still can.">Ask him if there were any sort of weaknesses he can think of.>Wave goodbye and try to find someone more useful.
>>34861644>>Ask him if there were any sort of weaknesses he can think of.C'mon he used to be a chief, he's gotta be at least a little useful
>>34861644>Ask him if there were any sort of weaknesses he can think of.
>>34861613>>34861644>Ask him if there were any sort of weaknesses he can think of.We'll probably have to roll for this, and the dice will give us some silly result again.
>>34861644>>Ask him if there were any sort of weaknesses he can think of.
>>34861644>>Ask him if there were any sort of weaknesses he can think of.We got this.
This is the point where our Pearl would have been super useful.Also, it would've been a great idea to use our smite sword for the ascension thing if we had the dual wielding skill. I'm pretty sure the guy who created an entire species just to eat their souls after they die is objectively evil.
>>34861644>Ask him if there were any sort of weaknesses he can think of.I feel like having a whole lot of arms would be a hassle. They'd get in the way of each other a whole lot if your whole life was spent trying to grab stuff and stuff it in your mouth.
>>34861613>>34861701>>34861732Who did these again? Should have gotten them to do one for Blaise when she joined up..
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>34861732>>34861797Like I said, our ring does something with our domain so we may not need em.Chief, what does our ring do in terms of light powers and stuff?
>>34861826Woops, forgot dice.>>34861826Larro.
>>34861853Who knows! You don't have long to experiment with it, either. Your sword is very straightforward, but the ring might just be more powerful in subtle ways.Anyway! Give me a d20 fellowship roll again.
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>34861902Shax a best
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>34861902#1 fellows.
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>34861884And how to link properly, too!>>34861902
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>34861902The dice are gonna be fun today.
>>34861922Fellowship of Goblin Bosses?
>>34861922>OWQNeverending crits edition
>>34861987Red Glasses Shax a cute, although to be fair all Shax's are a cute
>>34862018>>34862033Shax is the definition of cute!
>>34862059Shax is the definition of lewd!ftfy
>>34861884God damn I want a Shax daki. There are places that will print one with custom images right?
>>34862033Cute and for lewdSomeone post the Decu Shax
>>34862059>>34862074I hope this doesn't curse our dice again.
>>34862059There needs to be a cross over with Maria from AToW as some point. The world couldn't handle that much cute.
>>34862089>>34862088I got ya covered.>>34862088Probably.
>>34862106>yfw chief and hex team up
>>34862107>>34862106Yeah, I agree. I love AtoW too.
>>34862115Cheif's speed with Hex's mastery of cute would be awesome.
>>34862127I'm pretty sure most people who read OWQ, read ATOW too.
>>34862127Couple pics of the Domain coming up.
>>34862144http://archive.moe/tg/search/subject/A%20Tale%20Of%20Witches/tripcode/%210JnhV%2FMfcY/type/op/order/asc/>>34862147Not surprising. Both communities are pretty great anyway.
>>34861114archive reader here.going to be voting and actively playing even when it's 4am here since I want to participate in at least one thread.
>>34862153>>34862144A Tale of Witches.The MC, Maria, has quite a lot of similarities to Shax. The biggest being super cute and the best girl of her quest.
>>34862147I don't, in case you were interested. Too many threads for me not to be discouraged by blatant lesbianism.
>>34862198And that's all I got!Here's the pic that started it all, though.
Someone wanna post the "oniichanitstoobig" image from the first few threads?
"Ehhh, wait a second. Didn't I kill you, like, forever ago?" You try to remember how far back its been. At least a few months. "How'd you survive this long?"The ghostblin crosses his arms, "Like I said. We've all been preparing for this our whole lives. I've been watching that thing, learning its movements. Some people get to be chief through sheer power, like you. But me? I had to do it through cunning."You whistle, crossing your arms, "Watching it, huh? Well, how about telling me if you've learned any sort of weaknesses. I'm here to kill it, you know. Tell ya what, if I take it out I'll see if I can't get you a stone lizard body or something." You look over at Blaise, mouthing 'is that even possible'. The maid shrugs, clearly intent on letting you solve your own damn problems.Fouldrinker thinks on it for a long while, "Alright. Sounds good. I get out of this hell, and you get rid of this ageless tormentor. I'll tell you what I know."It's a long series of things, but you think you figure out what there is to know. First: It's mouth is completely unnatural. You cannot fill it. It is always hungry. Second: It's rear is solid plates. Hacking through it is, well, maybe not impossible. But it would take more than one blow. By then the arms might get you. Third: Do not get grabbed. If you get got, chop the arm immediately. If you get in the mouth, you're done. Fourth: There are no discernible eyes or ears or anything like that. Fifth: Do not ever stop moving. Sixth: It has to have a weakness. A core that holds it on this plane (Like your sword and rings.) It would be on it's body. Find it, and you've won.You look at Blaise when the chief is done talking. The ghostblin gives you a salute, "I wish you luck, I really do. You're going to need it. Try to not disappoint the entire goblin species, alright?"What a nice guy.>Let's go kill a god.>Is there anything else you gotta do? (I really don't know. Suggest something.)
>>34862214>literally twelve seconds after someone posts it.Best coincidental timing.
>>34862221Blaise is best waifu. But she ain't best girl.
>>34862210I really like this picture of a cute goblin girl, but it really doesn't resemble Shax at this point.
>>34862210>>34862214Well then.>>34862089Besto version.
>>34862220>Let's go kill a god.
>>34862220>Is there anything else you gotta do?TEST OUT NEW POWERS>Let's go kill a god.
>>34862220Let's give Blaise a quick probably not needed peptalk
>>34862220don't we have that ring or something?also, time to test out our cuttle against dem plates
>>34862270No need to alert the fat fucker some one on his plane is here to kill him and has the power to do so.
>>34862270This.Though that's going to draw attention so set up some kind of trap for when the Hungerer comes looking for us.
>>34862220>Let's go kill a god.Is this really the last thread ;_;?
>>34862299If we set a trap first we can turn that into an advantage and get some info on our abilities.
>>34862220>>34862270>>34862305Fucking this.Set up a trap and than test out our new ring powers which also draws the hungerer towards us.
>>34862289DR and Hardness-ignoring stuff is the best. Mountain Hammer all day every day.
>>34862289I wonder if we could use the Cuttle power on the laser blast. It's technically a sword attack.Also wonder if our connection to the Sea Mom through the rings will suffice for Tidal point replacements if we run out.
>>34862220>Sixth: It has to have a weakness. A core that holds it on this plane (Like your sword and rings.) It would be on it's body.I feel like it's gonna have one gold tooth in its crazy mouth or something.>Is there anything else you gotta do? (I really don't know. Suggest something.)Loot the plane of Avarice. Catching the Hungerer by surprise doesn't seem like it'll do much since all he does is snatch up things and eat them anyway and he doesn't have any apparent senses to hide from. There's bound to be some sweet loot lying around that might help us out. It's literally a plane about wanting to get all of the stuff. It'd be crazy if there wasn't any stuff here.
>>34862361inb4 boss pointman I'm going to miss you guis ;_;
Do we have our equipment with us? If so we should use it when cutting through the plates.
>>34862220Cheif, can we use new lazer sword attack while doing regular attacks? I'm fairly certain even the Hungerer's plates won't stand up to all this at once>As Expected of Me!>Bite the Hand that Feeds You (maybe?)>Spin to Win>MEGATON SKY HAMMER>There is Nothing My Choppa Cannot Chop>Bite of the Snapping Turtle(?)>Grouchiness of the Terrapin(?)>Softshell Soft Belly(? we know for certain where the weakpoint is with this)>Super Sneaky Tech>Everything Has a Weak Point>There is Nothing My Cutter Cannot Cuttle>super duper extra special oversized sword>lazer attackEven if not all of these apply, there's a pretty hardcore finisher combination in there somewhere
>>34862409>mfw this is the only large quest which has a decent non-shitstorm fanbase
I'm honestly surprised Allonces hasn't found a way to muscle in on this yet somehow.
>>34862400This is a good idea too, I honestly can't think of a trap to set with what we have outside of a bunch of explodey birds and whatever we might be able to pull off with our rings ala turtle summons and such so finding something would be best.
>>34862449Didn't we agree to make her our mortal blade after we're a god?
So Chief? What ever happened to that quest on Akun you were going to run?>>34862449There is alot of thread to go anon.
>>34862449I honestly don't think Shax would be willing to make her into a god, since she's a lazy meanie.
>>34862439>Softshell Soft BellyI almost forgot about this.This is a pretty useful ability to have right about now.
If only we had Rising Meteor's Final Penance Slash.
>>34862449SHe gets to be our high priest.We just gotta make her into an adorable lizard boy to fit the part
>>34862220w-wait g-guyswhat ifWe combine all the ideas?First we search for anything noticeable, than we use anything we found + stuff we have on us to create a trap before testing out ring powers to draw the hungerer to us.
The biggest suggestion was setting a trap for the hungerer while testing out your rings? Okay!Let's see those d20s kids. Don't panic.
>>34862439Don't forget giant mask and strength belt.
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>34862506panicing intensifies
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>34862506Why would we panic? That'd be silly!
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>34862506Maximum Panic
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>34862506Pithy remark.
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>34862506haha, here comes fun!
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>34862506Shaded the comic I finished yesterday, I dunno if you saw it.Also, can we try drowning the hungerer?
>>34862473I image she is bratty enough that she would nag us enough that we make her a minor deity of goblin tea-parties just to shut her up.And in a hundred Goblin tea service is the envey of the world. The parts not underwater at least.
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>34862506Mind responding to this >>34862439 plus strength belt and giant mask?I'm sorry for my dice
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>34862506I'm panicking Chief.
>>34862441nopethis fanbase is very shitstorm pronechief just doesn't steer into shitstorm territory
>>34862521>>34862527>>34862533Shax being shax as usual I guess.
>>34862533Could be worse. At least you insulated us from>>34862536>>34862537>>34862540Also meant "a hundred years".
>>34862539I don't think we have the water thingie anymore, do we?
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>34862521>>34862527>>34862533This is the lewd Shax pics fault. Not a good start.
>>34862533>>34862527>>34862521Revise statement. Begin panicking.Writing.
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>34862551I guess, whatever. Not sure what makes you think that but not interested in the argument, either.
>Shax loses to the Hungerer
>>34862588I am not worried. Big sword stronk.
Hmmm, is it possible to use the powers we gained from Sea Mom while in this realm?The Hungerer might be able to block it.
>>34862588No, chief, give us a boss point for the trap idea! This is a stressful environment and it took a lot of willpower and smartness to not just rush in!
>>34862614If this happens we better continue the quest.I do not care how, but that is an unsatisfactory ending.
>>34862588NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUWe rolled a 10 damn it.That's like average for shax
>>34862588Chief, when are you gonna make that imgur album/dropbox of all the art?Also, did you see>>34862539
>>34862604because there are 2-3 questfags on /tg/ that tolerate anything outside their happy place in quests, and the rest all throw a bitchfit and drop as soon as they might not be an ultra super special snowflake anymorethat's what makes me think that
>>34862649No, that's actually reasonably good!
>>34862676Hardly, we're all just being bitches on purpose. It was already known from the beginning Shax would fuck up hard. It comes with the territory of being a cute little girl.
No one roll is the end of anything.We've just got off on a bit of disadvantage. We still got a Boss Point to save us from a real screw up and plenty of other chances.Just start thinking hard on how to take care of the Hungerer.We need to keep moving, and we got some go fast equipment, we should open with that to get behind it and pull off a real strong cuttle attack on the back.If we can flood, try doing that, and knocking the Hungerer over with a laser blast. After that Blaise can freeze the Hungerer in and we can take the moment to find it's weak spot.
>>34862676The closest thing we had to a shit storm was when we reincarnated the bird dude. I think we are safe.
>>34862723We've got soft shell mate, we should be easily able to find the hungerer's weakspot with shax logic.
>>34862717You don't even know what I'm talking about.
>>34862740Only because Chief coddles you guys like the babies you are.
SOMEONE ANSWER ME.Is this last thread?
"We've got time," Blaise says, hands on her hips. "Why don't we try practicing with our rings? We don't really know what they do yet, other than that we infused them with some of the domain's power."You put a finger on your chin, running it there with a thoughtful face. "Hmm. Are you sure? I mean, this is his plane. If we do stuff like that then won't it draw a bunch of attention?""Hah! Then we have a trap ready for him." Blaise gives you a wink, tilting her head with her hands on her hips, "And we'll smack him right in his dumb face, yeah?"Better plan than yours. You were just going to hit him with your sword till he gave up. You nod. "Alright. Let's try to figure things out. It might be useful to know what these do in the fight, after all!""Right?" Blaise says, laughing. She lifts up her ring, and closes her eyes in concentration. A light starts to surround her, sparkles filling the air. A roar is heard. It's already noticed?! And its heading this way! A grinding sound is heard as a light seems to fill Blaise from the inside, causing her to glow. You see a long, spindly arm reach out, grabbing the cave wall. It has six fingers, and its huge claws were yellowed. Then another arm comes out, then another. Half a dozen arms apear, and a massive, gibbering maw with rows upon rows upon rows of teeth appears. It roars once more, this time the sound almost splitting your skull.And it starts moving towards you.Impossibly fast.You tap Blaise on the shoulder, "Uh, what's that ring do because we're gonna have to probably kind of use it right now in a few seconds Blaise okay?""It's amazing Shax! I feel-" She gets cut off, a hand slapping down right behind her. Aw crap, it's time to fight!>There is only one star of Destiny! This big dumb thing doesn't even have a weapon, much less an oversized one! You'll win with a little confidence, a little moxie, and a little luck! Let's go!What's the plan, boss?
>>34862676>>34862717>>34862740>>34862779>>34862805This is really not worth the argument.It's the last thread; we don't need this.
>>34862823Use soft shell to figure out where it's weakspot is while using speedboost item to circlestrafe and GTFO.
>>34862823See >>34862723Go fast, smack him down behind with a powerful slash and laser blast, try some water flood shit, get Blaise to freeze him and his arms.
>>34862823Laser Sword Cannon it's face
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>34862823Chop it.
>>34862823Cuttle + Soft shell + lazer sword + etc.What gear do we have chief?
>>34862823You need to make a quest based on the sword saint system that was almost totally ignored throughout the quest, Chief. I feel this would be a worthy cause if you'd still be interested in make more quests. I have no plan because I am not a clever man.
>>34862823Stab him till he dies to death from being killed.
>>34862805I know right! Shax should have died on the first nat 1. It's the only proper way to do it.
>>34862829Just chalk it up to background noise anon. Faggets gonna fag and what not.>>34862823Hop up and try to start hacking limbs off. Try and get Blaise to use her sea-mom mojo to pin point is aethric core or whatever.
postin' the colored version of>>34861924cause I didn't see it posted in the art dump
>>34862823Have Blaise freeze it's many arms so that it cannot grab you, then use softshell to figure out its weakspot like others have mentioned.
>>34862823Blaise needs to freeze shit to slow him down.Also spin to win and hack those fucking limbs as we barrel toward him.
>>34862944My Little Goblin Can't Possibly Be This Cute
>>34862649If you convert "best of 3d20 = 10" into 1d100 terms, it's like we rolled a 9.As expected of dice.>>34862823Half-a-dozen arms isn't a lot of arms at all!He's got a big mouth and moves fast, but we dunno if he can turn fast too. I'm guessing no, since otherwise he wouldn't need big, heavy plates on his back because he could just turn around real fast and eat whatever was there instead.Get around to the side of him and start lopping off arms if he gets grabby. Every arm we get rid of on a given side makes being on that side of him safer.Softshell to try and pinpoint the weak point when we're no longer at immediate risk of getting scooped up by an arm.
>>34862823Water > Freeze arms > Soft shell > >>34862439
also, have the finished version of>>34862089that isn't wearing>>34862254
>>34862823Cut off the arm that grabbed blaise
>>34862959>Also spin to win and hack those fucking limbs as we barrel toward him.This.Spinning is always best option, especially with speed boost added to the momentum.
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>34862959>>34862950>>34862870>>34862823These guys know what's up. Supportan'.
>>34862823Blaise tries ranged debuffs and CC, joins in if she sees an oportunity whlie we distract itDo the most of >>34862439 that we can for max damage and try to end it in 1 slice, use walls to confuse it, rely on instincts for ring, maybe see if it reacts to our bird-light-bombs
>>34862823Cut off all it's arms.
>>34862959>>34862986These spin + Speed boost + cuttle followed by laser.
>>34862823cuttle cuttle cuttle
>>34863009>end it in 1 sliceUnless we figure out where it's stupid god-heart thingy is I imagine it will just regen. The other stuff is good though.
>>34862983>puffy vulvaWay too lewd, man, we're doing a life or death battle here, don't distract us!
>>34862823spin and cuttle and laser and ice and magic birds and softshell and and and...just cut the damn thing.
So lets use There's Nothing my cutter Cannot Cuttle! on those plates at his back.
>>34862984>>34862823For real, it was one the fucking instructions.
>>34863058Behind the plates. Only way to get to the core is through the mouth.
Blaise lays down suppressing fire while you spin by, damaging as many arms as possible while trying to scan for a weak point and get behind it?A good plan! Have a boss point.But can you pull it off? Roll a d20! (friendly reminder that crit fails will probably want to be rerolled, obviously.)
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>34863114Let's do this.
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>34863114fuck the dicegods
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>34863114
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>34863102I was jinda thinking that when the former cheif talked to us. But the I also imagine >>34863114
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>34863114Time for pain!
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>34863114
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>34863114>But can you pull it off?Probably!
>>34862898>there can only be black and white>grey does not exist>>34863002Yeah, me too.
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>34863114The spinniest
>>34862823Can't we just chop off all the Hungerer's arms?
>>34863127reroll this shit
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>34863127Re-roll dat shit!
>>34863127And that's one boss point down!
>>34863127BOSS POINT!Not fucking losing out on that 19
Hahahahah that's a boss point
>>34863127Shit.Boss point, boss point.
>>34863114Fuck, reroll please.>>34863127Knock that shit out.
>>34863127Spend that Boss Point!!!
>>34863127>[Deleted]It won't help us now, anon, you better make up for your blunder by getting us another Boss point.
>>34863127This is what happens when you lewd the Shax.
>>34863127You guys should have made an effort to stockpile more boss points.
Rolled 16 (1d20)Shave off some plates.
>>34863127Why would you delete?
>>34863127We can all still see that shit if you delete it so stop being a faggot.
>>34863127>deleting rolls in OWQuwotm8?
>>34863127>Deleting your rollHERETIC.
>>34863196But that would have been boring.I need to feel the chance of failure to truly appreciate the victory.
I think a 1 got deleted there?
>>34863196The only way to stock boss points is to make awesome plans. Anon cannot into plans.
>>34861114>yfw over 20 posts within a minutedem lurkers
>>34863127As expected! Would you like to use a boss point he-Oh. I guess you guys do. Alright, one BP down. You have one boss point remaining! Writing!
>>34863231Yeah. I am truly glad Chief is kind, and probably won't punish us all for one person being a shit.
>>34863231Pretty sure this boss fight is "roll a 1 and it's game over" though.Also known as everyone's worst nightmare with the 3d20 system.
>>34863282Punishing for deletion is just asking for trolls to roll and delete anyway; it's far from productive.
>>34863270Alright Chief, real talk. Will you only award Boss point for plans which actually get implemented, or do we get some for even coming up with stuff, even if it gets outvoted?
>>34863293Well we did kick the shit out of Dragon lady with one good roll, so it makes sense.
>>34863114Can we distract it? Shax distracts it, Blaise herds a bunch of goblin ghosts into one place, uses her ring to draw the Hungerer and while it's busy with the all-you-can-eat buffet, full assault on the plates to break its armor?
>>34863270I bet you this thread will hit 1k posts at the rate it's going.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGx6K90TmCIShax gon' give it to ya.
>>34863293>"roll a 1 and it's game over" with 3d20Who ever does this is stupid and should be hit with socks full of bricks.
>>34863307Usually if it's good it gets included, even without majority support.
>>34863301That is true but I swear I have seen it done. Even if it is kinda dumb.
>>34863332>doesn't even post the right versionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jr1c2jlhuGg
i finally catch up to the thread and i don't know what to drawhere have a sleeping shax
>>34863342I was thinking I could try and spam plans so we get as many BP's as possible, so some might be contradictory, you see.
>>34863382>min maxing/being a munchkin in OWQheretic
>>34863374I want to protect that smile.Also this thread in general.
>>34863382Coming up with good plans is good enough in itself. As they'll save our ass more than just rolls.Rolls don't decide everything!
>>34863413>min maxing>planning ahead for our lord and saviour Shaxpick one, Shax is smart
>>34863382I get the feeling that your idea would result in Shax getting grabbed because she was standing around thinking up plans instead of fighting.
>>34863445>Rolls don't decide everything!
>>34863452>Shax is smart
>>34863489>>34863523>Little goblin girl becomes a god through sheer stubbornness and a bit of luckOkay, maybe smart is not the best word, but she definitely knows how to play her cards to come out on top. Besides, all these battles must have polished her instincts and got her sixth-sense style reflexes.
Blaise spins around, the hand behind her causing her to jump. "Holy crap Shax" She says, and you don't have time to reprimand her for slip in decorum. You're a generous mistress, after all! Oh, also you're fighting to the death here."Blaise! Freeze those arms!" You shout, and see her toss out a pearl out of the corner of your eye, the blue sparkle shimmering in the cave air before it bursts in a powerful nova, ice spikes shooting out like rays from a sun, and freezing everything they touch. Holy crap. That's certainly what you ordered. You start spinning, kicking a familiar little dance as you move towards the Hungerer. A hand comes at you, a ferocious growl when it stretches out. You manage to hack it right off, the bone splitting as the beast lets out a surprised yelp. You're careening away from it's mouth, your foot falls practiced and true as you avoid the maw, squeaking through one side, chopping down two more arms. It seems to be growing more from it's back, the limbs crawling up its skin until they are on its side.There is another sound, like the air breaking. You see a massive nova of ice again. Blaise must have used another pearl. Well. It's time to do what you do best. Skidding to a stop, you look over the beast. Nope, no weak point on the back that you can tell right away. Still, that shell has to be hiding something! You lift up your sword, and leap into the air. Your ring shimmers a bit as you channel tidal energy, stronger than you have before, and deliver a blow to the weakest looking plate you can find. There is a cracking sound, followed by a scream, louder than you've ever heard before, as the plate splits in two, your sword sinking into the widening crevasse. Dang, son.Using your blade as a lever, you send half the plate flying with a sickly sound. There, deep inside its back, the glowing core can be seen!>Alright! You know where it's at! But the beast won't be distracted forever by Blaise. What's your plan?
>>34863452Shax is like - I don't know - a shonen protagonist. She's only smart in way that can be confused for blind instinct.
>>34863436dat nightcapdat dreamawesomely cute picture
>>34863578Laser Cannon right at the exposed spot
>>34863578Rapid fire laser cannon sword with every single buff we can possibly put into it.Have Blaise spam all her gems to keep it sat still.
>>34863578Try for a flood attack using Blaise's ring and blasting the exposed spot with a laser cannon.Send flocks of explodey birds to distract and destroy limbs.
>>34863578Beam spam time.
>>34863578How about materialising a turtle inside the exposed spot? Assuming it's a proper wound.
>>34863578>What's your plan?WE FIRE OUR LASERS! All of them! Especially the one we got in the sword now.And if the Hungerer stops being distracted by Blaise, we can start distracting it while she goes for the core. Teamwork!
>>34863315>But the beast won't be distracted forever by Blaise.>a bunch of goblin ghostsI feel like this is the big issue with making a race so prolific that you'll never run out of food even though you're always eating: there're going to be a whole lot of them. I mean, there are goblin ghosts still running around, which means goblins are dying faster than he can find and eat them. Having them run interference seems like a great plan.Sure there's that whole 'primal fear telling you to run from the god that was predestined from your birth to eat your immortal soul' bit, but goblins are nothing if not really good at running around like crazy. And that's really all we need them to do; to take a little bit of pressure off of Blaise so she can do her job without getting scooped up and eaten.
>>34863578Use all our pearls at once at the core
>>34863578I'd vote laser the thing. I don't want to be on its back for long, seems like it could go wrong.
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>34863578Sword with whom I have lived,Sword with which I now die.Strike true, and allow me victory just once more!>Throw sword
>>34863578Teleport belt directly to core, and attack for massive damage!
>>34863578Ah, glowy weak points! Shax can definitely work with that. Huge blast of exploding birds to stun, then pop another plate off.
>>34863675All of our 0 Pearls?
>>34863657>end flocks of explodey birds to distract and destroy limbs.This is a good idea.
>>34863674Yeah I'd agree with that.Maybe the ghosts of our fallen troops can rally the rest?I'm just pretty sure there's more to be done here than lasers.
>>34863698>Implying Shax will dieThat'd be lying
>>34863578just smash the damn thing.
>>34863720... I kinda assumed that since one of the options to godhood said we'd lose all our pearls it meant we had some
>>34863674This is a really good idea. If lasers fail, we should really try to tilt the playing field in our favour. That was one factor in defeating the dragon.
>>34863698Ya fucked it up.http://youtu.be/-qC2P7QYjaE?t=2m20s
>>34863578Lazer strike right in there, maybe use the hacked off plate as a shield. Eneter Wary stance and do the defense thing if we must, get ready to teleport as soon as needed, but if we must then we should circle to his front and teleport to his exposed flesh at the moment when he attacks.Can we teleport in the air? spinning meteor strike cuttler+chopper stab into weak point as sneak attack when?
>>34863711Save the teleport for when we need to get out of the way of something or save Blaise.
>>34863657>Send flocks of explodey birds to distract and destroy limbs.Yeah, this is a good plan, seems like it could help.
>>34863674>I mean, there are goblin ghosts still running around, which means goblins are dying faster than he can find and eat them. Having them run interference seems like a great plan.Shit, I like this plan! Shax has the charisma to pull it off, probably. Especially if we play up the whole, "help me kill this guy so you schmucks won't get eaten!" bit....And now I'm imagining a musical number like in The Lion King when Scar is giving a pep talk to the hyenas, except instead of "Stick with me, and you'll never go hungry again!" it's "Stick with me, and you'll never get eaten again!"
>>34863739It's from Flight of Dragons.And depends on your perspective. She won't be a living mortal any more.
>>34863755Yes. Then we ascended, and just like it said, we used them all.
>>34863578Maybe that create crystalline spear thing could come in handy? I think it has a greater reach than our sword.
>>34863769Eh, good point. I was thinking more that a proper swing would do more damage than lazors, but we want to move fast, hence teleport.But either way I suppose it's unlikely that we'll be able to drop him in one, so it's probably best to save the 'port for more dire circumstances.
>>34863764I'm this anon, add in the glowy birds as distraction, can we teleport together with Balise btw? Tell Blaise to try and freeze his flesh around the wound so he can't close it through regeneration.
>>34863792>>34863818Yeah this ascension used all our pearls
Actually, how about a stab and a laser cannon thing while the sword is embedded? At least we won't miss like that, assuming the laser is shot from the tip.
>>34863818What part of NO PEARLS, GOOD LUCK are people failing to grasp?We can't fling spears. We can't summon turtles. We can't open a portal and bug out to our plane.
Chief, how easily did we cut through his armor with our juiced up slash? If it was like butter, then we can let up a bit on the cuttler aspect and opt for our more normal damage bonuses, like stances and shit.
>>34863857Sounds like a pretty brutal way to go. Let's do it.
>>34863857Fine with me
Okay! Birds as distraction, stab with sword, precision laser blast? Blaise keeps running interference? Alright. Seems like a pretty decent plan! You can have a boss point, because the birds on hands thing was pretty clever!Give me a d20.
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>34863923
>>34863923For the love of God no 1's.
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>34863923fuck the dicegods
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>34863923
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>34863923Boss Points just left and right
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>34863923
Rolled 18 (1d20)>Everyone assuming that our sword now has a laser>>34863923
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>34863923
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>34863923Yay! I came up with the birds thing.
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>34863923
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>34863923
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>34863923
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>34863923Please
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>34863923Oh dear...
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>34863923Let's go ladies.
>>34863965Because it does
>>34863923If we boss point and boost it to 21.Does that mean we've killed the hungerer?
>>34863965It does have a laser, we were told at the end of last thread. It got mad buffs, and can now shoot cannon-lasers.
>>34863965I figure people got that impression from>>Weapon Proficiency (Laser Cannon Sword The Size of You)and>Okay, your sword is upgraded! It becomes a LEGENDARY ARTIFACT. It is now known as The Gloom Breaker, does enhanced damage to shadow based entities, it shines as if it were supremely polished. It can now shoot a cannon like laser.
>>34863958>why were you crying :[?>thignken of corpses
>>34863954Then they shall be fucked, anon.>>34864000Ho, do you want to listen to this anon?
Rolled 15 (1d20)
>>34864000That would be boring.It needs some kind of turn around or "not even my final form" moment. It can't just die like a chump!
>>34863954>yfw this is highest rollShould we buff this even further in hopes of finishing fight or save the boss points for a critfail?
>>34864000Major skull fucking sounds like fun.
>>34864000Let's save the full nuclear option for the roll after this, if it doesn't finish him. Just in case of a crit in either direction.>burn all boss points to buff a crit success>pic related happens
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>34864030Let's keep something in the tank. Just for emergencies.
>>34864030>Ho, do you want to listen to this anon?Nah. I don't expect this fight to be endable so quickly, and I'd rather save the boss points as a buffer against future nat 1s.
>>34864030Actually yes. I was gonna write no, but fuck that.
>>34864030I doubt the ability to kill it with on hit, so I'd rather save it for emergencies.
>>34864045I do kinda want to go with this since our last couple of big battles were basically over befor they started.
>>34864075Yeah. We still gotta kill SeaMom.
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>34864030Fuck that anon.
>>34864030>Ho, do you want to listen to this anon?Tempting, but no.
>>34864030Let's not just yet
>>34864030No. Never underestimate your opponent... or your own chance for critfails.
>>34864102How is scum like you still around?
Alright. Caution for now, then.Writing.
>>34864030Even if we spend, we still have 1 point left.There will also be few occasions (maybe 1 more fights and some other dice rolls?) after this where we will need boss points so I vote yes.
>>34864030>Ho, do you want to listen to this anon?We'll still have one in the tank, and doing as much damage as possible before he starts to compensate for our distractions seems like a good idea.Maybe a little anticlimactic if it actually does him in, but I can't imagine that'd be the case.
>>34864030No, but if we get a nat20 on an attack roll, then we definitely have to do it now, maybe save 1 boss point for taking over the realm or something so we have a safeguard still.
>>34864153no we only have one point right now
>>34864096I think that might be our only way to win now.
>>34864030My own idea so I'll vote yes I guess.
>>34864181No, we have two.Started with one, got one, immediately spent it, got another one.
>>34864181No, we started the thread with one, have earned two, and spent one. We have two points at the moment.
>>34864181>not keeping up to date
>>34864193Eh, votes over. I all hope we get to go sickhouse on him, just a tiny bit.
>>34864206When did we earn the second one?
>>34864102Dude... that's not going to happen. Sea Mom is WAY nice, she gave us dominion over turtles so everyone can get to live on their shells when the world is flooded. Just imagine a kilometer long turtle with a gently sloping shell, leisurely swimming through an endless ocean, and goblins and maids and-I-suppose-some-elves-too-even-though-they-can-be-annoying-but-generally-they're-ok-I-guess living on its back, defending it from sharks and keeping it clean of small bitey creatures.Sea Mom flooding the world is the GOOD end.
>>34864241Just now for explodey birds.
>>34864241Just now, with the butterfly distraction plan.
>>34864241Literally just now, anon>>34863923
>>34864241For the exploding birds to take out arms plan.>You can have a boss point, because the birds on hands thing was pretty clever!
I wonder how Shax's aunt has taken everything so far.I wonder how she'll take the fact that Shax will never have any children because she married her maid.
>>34864255you are willfully ignorant or literally retarded
>>34864255For everyone who makes it to the turtle.There's also the fact that we're totally uprooting everyone's lives, destabilizing nations, probably killing of several species because of unsuitable climate conditions/environments(unless we get really creative with the turtle shell islands), and probably dooming hundreds of sea-faring races via deep sea atrocities.But if we cared about that we wouldn't be Shax.
It's only been a bit over 2 hours and we're already past bump limit.Finale threads are something else.
>>34864284Maybe we can find a nice god to settle down with. And it's not like demigods appear out of nowhere either.
>>34864284Immaculate conception mate. Tons of half-goblin half-maid hero gods running around before the flood.
>>34864284fuck tricksters hard
>>34864323All of those are an acceptable price to pay for turtleworld.
>>34864284Well, who's to say a god-to-be can't break a few rules?
You jam your sword in. If it's got a weak point, you just gotta blow it up, right? Snapping your fingers, you send a dozen birds careening through the air. Still growing hands reach out, grabbing at them and blowing up. Larger ones swat at them as well. The Hungerer isn't very smart, huh? Focusing your power, you channel your divine energies directly into the blade, and you hear a sizzling sound, followed by a 'FWOOM' as the flesh around your sword bubbles and explodes, an acrid stench filing the air as your laser burns a hole deep into the hungerer. It seems to have pierced the aehteric bubble, as well!A large hand pops out of its back, slamming into your face with a fist. You go flying through the air, and crash to the ground, rubbing your skull. The Hungerer appears to warp, and bubble. A strange sound is heard as it starts to collapse in on itself, like dozens of bones breaking at once. It vanishes, seemingly eating itself. On the otherside is a panting Blaise. She's on one knee, and no longer glowing."Shax!" She calls out, "That ring... takes a lot out of you. Don't use it unless you have to. It seems to make your divine powers way stronger, though! My pearls were doing crazy things!"You were about to respond when a high pitched shriek is heard, and from the ceiling descends a spindly monster with bat wings. At the tip of either wing is a clawed hand. It has a mouth in the middle, and its lower body appears to just be arms. They reach out, tentacle like, with a claw. A liquid drips from them, undoubtedly a poison."Don't get stung, Blaise!" You shout, rolling over as five pierce the groudn next to you. Whipping your sword, you cut the tentacle like appendages to a burst of ichor. It's fast now. And airborne! "How many pearls do you have left?" You ask the maid as she enters a defensive stance."Two dark, one ice!"That's plenty of ammo! It can't have many tricks up it's sleeve now?What's the plan?
>>34864284We are becoming a God, we are not bound by the rules of fleshly people.Soon our legion of Half-Goblin-Half-Maid Raid Bosses/Adventurers/Noble Both will rule the Mortal Planes, all of them.
>>34864102>implying we won't become the God of Avarice, Fight, Light, Turtles, and Authority>implying we won't convince Seamom to put her world-flooding plans on hold for a couple thousands of years>implying we won't breed nation-sized turtles with shells suitable for farming>implying we won't turn the entire continent into a turtle>implying we won't take over Seamom's domain eventually and cancel the whole plan
>>34864323>For everyone who makes it to the turtlesFixed that for you. The ocean's big enough for more than one and they can start showing up near shores as the water rises.
>>34864354Get spinning while Blaise snipes the thing with ice lances. After you build up momentum, teleport on top of the damn thing and metoer strike it to the ground.Try lobbing it to Blaise for a combo.
>>34864323Look dude, whether you like it or not, Sea Mom drowning the World was an inevitability, it was going to happen sooner or later.We are just making sure that people can live on our Turtles.
>>34864327See the anon earlier who said we'll reach 1000.Most of the lurkers/archive readers are participating since this is final thread and all.>>34864354Speed boost slash
>>34864354>What's the plan?We need to get it out of the skyLet's see if we can't get Blaise to freeze it's wings, even if we don't get them completely solid it'll still drop it out of the sky
>>34864354Swarm of birds from above to restrict it's mobility and drive it closer to the ground, preferably directly towards us. While it's focused on us and the birds, Blaise gets a moment to recover and get a good hit in it's exposed back.
>>34864354I'm gonna back this.>>34864404
>>34864354Use the sword as a pole vault. Run, vault, jump. Ride the fucker into the ground.
>>34864306>Alignment: Evil Good>>34864354Aim for the wings. Dangling poison-arms and a downward-facing mouth aren't terribly useful if you're not able to stay above your targets.If we can get up above it, we can aim for its comparatively unprotected top where it doesn't have arms.
>>34864407>>34864347>>34864380I'm not the kill Sea-Mom guy and I also fail at sarcasm, I guess?Those are all problems we can solve if we take the time to. I was just bringing them up.
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>34864354We've got Grouchiness of the Terrapin. So lets spam birds, drive towards us to get a good counter in while Blaise recharges.
>>34864306Are you new, willfully ignorant or literally retarded?We're playing as Shax... she's not exactly the epitome of good after all.If you wanted that than look at blaise before shax corrupted her.
>>34864404>>34864416>>34864420Combine these.Blaise freezes wings to maximum smack it in the ground.
>>34864354Shit! Is this blind-bat kind of bat? We could probably use explodey birds near its head to confuse it in that case. use non-sword lazers to burn out its eyes otherwise, after Blaise slows it down or something, and then use megaton hammer to sever its wings, we really only need to be wary of its poison. Oh, could our Barnacle thing make our skin impenetrable for these shitty tentacles?
>>34864468THE DICE GODS HAVE SPOKEN.
>>34864469>Shax>Not epitome of good.U wot m8?
>>34864354So the fucker is using our weaknesses against us eh? Pop the ring, fire out lazers from one hand and birds from the other. When we ground it, Shax and Blaise double team it with Meteor Strikes.
>>34864354Kek.just teleport waaaaay above it and than do a sideways freefalling spin slash kill.
Man, all those scrub goblins are getting a damn good show huh?
Shit we're on page 7 already.
>>34864497She's Evil Good.She's like pure whimsy and desire; not just the bad kind of desire.
>>34864470I'll second this combination plan.
>>34864526We might need another epic epic-logue thread, eh?
Kinda surprised Chief hasn't made a fun comment about the bullshit abilities divine beings get in 3.x.
>>34864515don't waste out teleport, this is obviously not his final from yet
>>34864537So CN with ADHD and childlike mentality?
>>34864526We're going to be at least at 800-900 or at 2-3 threads.
>>34864573Shax is the epitome of chaotic neutral.
>>34864565Final form is Shadow-Shax right?
>>34864581Whatever, as long as we hit thread 60.Then we can have a quest ending not on thread 59.
>>34864573Basically. Emphasis on the childlike.She's got that sense of innocence about her that lets her do the nicest, craziest, and most flagrantly destructive things.
>>34864515>>34864420>>34864416Righto, so combo plan:Swarm of birds above it to drive it towards the ground and us, which gives Blaise the chance to freeze it to the ground. While it's immobilized, we teleport up to the roof and unleash METEORIC DEATH FROM ABOVE.
>>34864607>autism intensifiesI agree with your OCD though
>>34864607>Thread 60 is an epilogue set thousands of years later
>>34864354Spam birds and keep dodging (maybe pop a laser or two as well) to give Blaise a moment to recover. Then she can either freeze the wings or entangle them with those darkness tentacles she can use. We need to get the Hungerer down to ground level again so we can strike him properly.
Combo plan, then? Sounds good to me! I don't know how Shax would deal with a flying dude, so I'm glad you guys figured out a way.Give me a d20! It's pretty small, this is clearly a response to you specifically, so maybe you're close to the end? Can't assume it's out of tricks yet, though!
>>34864596No, is boy!ShaxTruly the most disgusting tactic, to mock the form of the perfect being(us)>>34864631don't waste the teleport, guys, we can just burn its eyes/burst its eardrums, cut its wings off and slash it to bits with turle stances.heck, if we really need to, we can just stomp on it with our giant belt.
>>34864631Would activating giant form as we fall increase the strength of our impact?
>>34864631>METEORIC DEATH FROM ABOVE.We "only" have the Megaton Sky Hammer, though, we never took the Meteor Slash.
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>34864667
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>34864667
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>34864667I did it once. I'll do it again.
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>34864671DEATH FROM ABOVE!!!
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>34864667DICE GODS HEAR MY PLEA.
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>34864667oh dice gods, please bless this roll
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>34864667
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>34864667Fuck the dicegods
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>34864667Let's not use a teleport though
>>34864698Spend a boss point to improve this.
>>34864698We might... need a little boosting>>34864704Bad anon! thankfully you're 4th
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>34864673Ah, shit. Why are you so late? We totally need to do that.
>>34864698Slightly above average?
>>34864687>>34864697>>34864698>>34864702>>34864704>mfw>>34864705>>34864706WHERE WHERE YOU A MINUTE AGO WHEN WE NEEDED YOU.
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>34864706>I was 19 seconds too late>you were 22 seconds too lateregret and shame is our share, it seems>inb4 20
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>34864667We are Shax Gloombreaker, and we will win!
>>34864742>3 above averagePretty decent roll for Shax.
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>34864698Boss point.
>>3486472713 is... ok. It shouldn't result in anything truly catastrophic.
>>34864751I'm sorry man, it was the fucking time limit, I had my post written up 30 seconds before I could post it and it took several seconds to upload.;_____;
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>34864751>>34864762the 19 would have counted if i hadn't had to refresh the captcha
>>34864698This anon is here to save the day!Cause those low rolls woulda been bad.Anyway, writing.
>>34864788Considering our enemy.
>>34864762fuck my life, I only roll well when I'm late it seems
>>34864704>>34864705>>34864711I find it ironic that those that praise the dicegods get worse than the one who swears at the dicegods.
>>34864842Dice gods are tsun as fuck.
>>34864830yay, i guess you didn't really need me to save the day after all...
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>34864842Dice gods don't want to be worshipped.They want to be hated and feared.
>>34864830Praise Sky Momma Shax!
>>34864842Fawning sycophants are unworthy of the dice god's favor.
You guys really want to use your teleport on this?
>>34864842The Dice Gods are ultimately entities that are beyond knowing.They are above Hate, yet they enjoy our suffering.They are unknowing of Love, yet they shower us in success and riches.The one they are capable of enjoying, is HYPE.So they are a bunch of Drama-nerds.
>>34864898I don't, but anons seem obsessed with it for some reason, even though this is the fight where we have to play it smart.
Inb4 we fall off the board
>>34864898We get two 'ports a day, dude, it's not the end of the world. It worked great on the dragon.
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>34864898Flying enemy + poison aerial attacks is bad news. I agree on saving it to a certain extent but this is a good time to use it and I got the feeling we'd otherwise just save it until we didn't need it otherwise.
Chief, I seem to recall we drunk of the chalice of true seeing before this whole fight began, right? It would've been moronic if we hadn't, considering we wanted to use our items to set up a trap, which would definitely involve protection against illusions.
>>34864931Nah, dropping down the last few pages is slower than the others. We're fine for a while longer.
No matter what.We are saving our second teleport in case we need it to save Blaise.
>>34864986I think the speedboost might be a better fit for that one, but I agree. Medio bugout option must always be available.
>>34864986No fuck that, if blaise is in trouble than I vote we spam boss points to save her BIG HERO style.
>>34864986Yes. Who'd want to live forever if the maid must die?
You unleash a flurry of birds, more than you've ever managed at once before. Your ring sparkles a bit, and you keep Blaise's warning in mind. It's your final trump card. You can't waste it here! Who knows how many more nasty tricks this thing has been hiding?They starte exploding, the beast ducking down to avoid the distracting stings. When he gets low enough, Blaise tosses her last ice pearl, a much more contained explosion freezing the wings as it crashes to the ground. Grippnig your belt, you vanish through the air, and come down on top of the thing with your sword just as the tentacles start heading out to Blaise. The girl won't be able to dodge in time...!But you manage to split the Hungerer's head in half before they get there. There is a weird sucking sound as it starts to eat it self in, threatening to drag you in. You dig in your heals, not letting the sudden vortex take you inside. You do lose one comfy boot, though. The fiend. It will pay for this. If you have to spend a hundred life times! That was your comfy boot!It disappears again, Blaise regaining her breath. "Thanks, Shax," She mutters, looking around. You don't know where it is going to pop out next...!A goblin shaped creature comes out from behind a rock, except instead of a face it has just one toothy mouth. It grabs the wall, pulling out a giant club with it. You have a feeling this is it's final form. Just a goblin with an oversized club! Shouldn't be too bad, right?It lifts a hand, crooking it's finger. You suddenly go flying through the air towards it. It swing's its club, smacking you square in the stomach and batting you away. Before you land, it crooks its finger again, pulling you through the air back towards it. This is bad...! A shadowy tentacle catches you, dragging you to the ground. Blaise gives you a wink and a salute.>What's the plan? You're a bit winded!
>>34865032Or we could not waste those and just teleport in front of her with our sword in the shield position.
>>34865061Spin to WinIf he's going to keep pulling us towards him let's go in spinning
>>34865061This is tough. If we can't stop the pull our best bet would be to use tidal points to tank it's next pull in attack with the barnacle armor and then point blank it with a big attack, maybe try to stun it for Blaise to rest and set up a surprise attack.
>>34865061Spin+Light CannonLet there be Light
>>34865061Final formu huh?>Giant size + Speed boost + Cuttle + Laser + Ring powerupSuper speed cutHave Blaise stay the fuck away and play safe.
>>34865061Maybe we can use this to our advantage. The Hungerer's basically dragging us into striking range of itself. Be ready for it to happen and hit it good when we get close.
>>34865032>>No fuck that, if blaise is in trouble than I vote we spam boss points to save her BIG HERO style.I mean, we've got As Expected of Me! which gives us big temporary bonus while being heroic.Which I guess might be on all the time seeing as we're trying to save our entire race from an endless future of getting their souls devoured.>>34865061>oversized clubSee? Now THIS is a final form worth fighting.Let him pull us towards him and then invoke our Mask and use the added momentum plus Giant Strength plus being huge to blow through his guard.
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>34865061I'd like to suggest stuff that doesn't take a start up spin time. First, snap into Wary Tortoise Stance (You are adept at spinning your sword into place to shield your body), and then once he does his goblinsy magic again, hit him for 'ard damage with Bite of the Snapping Turtle!
>>34865061See, now is the time for>I'm behind youif we have an opportunityDo birds and non-sword beams first, tell Blaise to bind it if she can, and cut his shitty club in half if you have to. If we get close and stay on the ground, get in the defensive turtle stance, try the smite sword on him(maybe?), then turle stand attack with everything we've got, spin to win, cuttle/choppah/lazer, whatever we can do, fucking destroy him.
>>34865061>Blaise gives you a wink>Shadowy tentacleLEWD!!LEEEEEEEEWD!
>>34865061>Let it pull you gaining loads of momentum boosted by your ring + speed booster>High speed stab with cuttle
>>34865186This. Barnacle up to tank any damage.
>>34865061Next time it drags us towards it, we hit giant form and speed boost. The boost will throw it's timing off and giant form means it can't bite off more than a little chunk of us at once. Also, we steal all that momentum to STAB IT IN THE FUCKING FACE-HOLE AT THE SPEED OF SOUND.
>>34865203and choppa, don't forget choppa
>>34865061Absolute Defense of the Box Turtle to anchor us in the ground and act as a brace for Blaise. We can Counterattack when he get's near to smash us
>>34865061Shax gonna give it to you.Wait until the fucker ups his TK pull to the max then have Meido let go. Impale then, laser sword for good measure.
>>34865061Bah, winded is nothing to Shax, she has a golden necklace with diamonds. Time to show him why we're the best at sword. Use Wary Tortoise Stance and Grouchiness of the Terrapin to block and counter his attacks. If need be use Clam up to tank a hit so we're in a good position to smack him right back as hard as we can.
>>34865186This does sound like the best time for the mask, combine it with this >>34865203>>34865212
>>34865215Don't forget there's nothing our cuttle cant cuttle and ring boost and lasers
>>34865200Don't worry, we have turtles. We can counter these lewds.If you've never seen a turtle dick, go look it up. Shit's weird.
>>34865061>A shadowy tentacle catches you, dragging you to the ground. Blaise gives you a wink and a salute.Confirmation!The Lewdening is Nigh!
>>34865215>STAB IT IN THE FUCKING FACE-HOLEWe were told that its mouth isn't a real mouth, but a bottomless void. Stabbing it just gets our sword vaporized.Severing his mouth-head from his shoulders would work great, though. Separating his turbovacuum from his means of movement means he'll have a nightmare of a time trying to eat anything with it.
Once we have this guy on the ropes I vote we just blow all our boss points on a giant laser beam.I'm talking Starlight Breaker levels of fucking this guy up with beams.
>>34865061I would assume we spin2win and lazors while with the mask onAlso really glad I decided to binge all 20 threads I missed when I saw your twitter so I could participate on the last threadOne of my favourite quests, am looking forward to your next
>>34865289Me too, looking forward to whatever quest he runs after the one with Kaluen
>>34865267That or it uses it's suction as a jet intact and starts flying around like an asshole langolier.
Should we activate our haste item to give ourselves an edge when it comes to reaction times?
>>34865320>with KaluenI hadn't heard about this.
>>34865339I thought that was what we're doing.I wonder if the chalice would show s what he's doing, by the way.
I think this might be the only legit difficult fight Shax has been in except maybe when she was still a scrub back in the beginning when the dice were still convinced she was just a goblin mook.Certainly the only one to go so long.
>>34865320>with kaluenchief can control kaluen's victim retardation and rants against lesbians r-right guys r-right?
>>34865403Kaleun's a pleasant person outside of his pet peeves and Chief radiates an aura that makes people chill out; should be fine.
So the plan seems to be, don't fight the draw. Just get huge, barnacle up, tank the hit, speed boost and slam him back? Alright! I'd give a boss point, but... You have one. And there might not be a roll after this.Give me a d20!
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>34865419
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>34865419>And there might not be a roll after this.
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>34865419Boost
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>34865419Whatever.
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>34865419
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>34865419
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>34865419Then let's use that point right now
>>34865432>>34865437As expected of Shax.
>>34865432>>34865437>>34865438WHAT DOES THIS MEAN.
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>34865419DIIICE!
>>34865437+15 with all boss points since no more rolls after this, fuck this shit.
>>34865432>>34865437>>34865438We twelve now.
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>34865432>>34865437>And there might not be a roll after this.Boost, anyone?
Dump our Boss Point load onto this fucker.
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>34865419DICE GODS ARE LAME-O.
>>34865419C-can we have the point anyway?And spend them both immediately on buffing our roll?Please?
>>34865437>>34865432USE ALL BOSS POINTS
>>34865419all boss points into it.let's go out with a bang
You want to use the point to buff to 22, then? Alright.Writing.
>>34865495I support this notion
>>34865543I hope you didn't deceive us, even accidentally. Anons think this is our win now.also, Hungerer beat by a roll of 12? wow
>>34865543Since this is our last roll, I just want to thank you Chief for the wonderful ride this has been.Shax is a wonderful character and I can't think of a single moment in this quest where I was not entertained.Except that fucking haunted house. 2spooky.
>>34865623oh god anon, you just almost make me spook myself by reminding me of how spooked I was during that threadtake responsibility
>>34865623>Except that fucking haunted house. 2spooky.But that will save we made! And the spinning turtle move! And nearly hugging Blaise! Yes, it was spooky, but Shax prevailed in the end.
Rolled 18 (1d20)This the last thread and I'm sad...
>>34865623omfg I completely forgot about the spooky house ;_; 3spooky5me
>>34865623>critfails everywherefuck that place
>>34865623if everyone had agreed to buy the Courage upgrade earlier it could have been less scary
>>34865730Yes but than that's less fun anon.
>>34865730The fact that it was so spooky and we had such bad rolls made it very memorable.
He swipes a finger across the field, splitting the shadowy tentacles in half as their midsections are pulled out from between them. Jeez, you're glad you're not composed of elemental segments. Head swiveling to you, acknowledging you as a larger threat, the creature does it again.Your pull slows as you slip your mask on, prepared this time. You start to grow large, and when the club hits you, it impacts on a wall of barnacles. You activate your wrists, bringing your sword up and delivering a quick, horizontal blow across its midsection. Both halves split into mouths, and the bottom half falls towards your foot, biting you there.Uh oh. You remember what Fouldrinker said. You're done for if it gets its mouth on you. If only you hadn't lost that comfy boot!CLIFFHANGER?Just kidding! Blaise rushes up, taking your leg off at the knee and catching you as you fall backwards. With a quick combination of magic, she manages to seal your wound, and you watch, leaning against her as the Hungerer slowly shrinks before disappearing.You feel a sudden connection to this realm, a sudden... control. It starts to look less dank, the massive cavern looking more like one back on your plane. Shimmering gems start to pop up along the walls. The mist like ghostblins start coming out, glancing around in curiosity.Looks like you won, kid.>CONGRATULATIONS! YOU BEAT THE QUEST. YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD.A part of divinity meant that you could no longer step onto the material plane. That's alright, because you had one entrance into the Manderlay Forest. Your influence there helped draw various disenfranchised monsters to that forest, witch boy's hut becoming an unfortunate centerpiece to a slowly growing community. The city of Manderlay was not a fan of this at all, but since the city was protected by a deity who ascended from one of their noble families, well... They put up with it.
>>34865750>>34865774but wouldn't have been better if she had improved courage, kept convincing herself she was brave, then freaking out just as much
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>34865789Wait, we lost a leg? Fuck.We need artifact crutches, stat!
>>34865789so since we lost a leg, we need to craft a magic replacement out of mystic turtle shell right?
>>34865789We lost a fucking leg with a 22 roll?Holy shit that was close
>>34865789Awww yisss, Hungerer is a real scrub!
>>34865846>>34865877Since we're God-Shax now we should be able to make a comfy boot to wear and walk around with even if we don't have a foot.
>>34865789>witch boy's hut becoming an unfortunate centerpiece to a slowly growing communityPoor bastard. You help ONE STINKIN' GOBLIN figure out how to ascend to godhood and there goes your peace and quiet.
>>34865877You needed a 18. I was scaling it the DC since it was the last roll and you had two +5 boosts. I didn't want to get cuhraazayy though. It was a solid plan.I really don't think good plans should be punished by bad rolls.Anyway, more epilogue to come!
>>34865927Let me ask this strait, bro.How hard do we plow the maid.
>>34865927>Anyway, more epilogue to come!f5 f5 f5 f5f5f5f5
>>34865789>>CONGRATULATIONS! YOU BEAT THE QUEST. YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD.Thanks ChiefI-I'm not c-crying or a-a-anything
>>34865973So hard we spawn several minor goddesses.
>>34865927Fade-to-gray freeze-frame of the whole cast jumping into the air when?
>>34865995That's not good enough. We need to boink so hard that every single one of our thousands of island turtles get their own deity.
>>34865927On a scale from F to S rank how good is our completion bonus?
>>34865995>>34866027>island turtle nymphsSounds cool.
>>34865927>Anyway, more epilogue to come!Two full threads worth, I hope. We're hitting 60 one way or another, boy.
>>34866073>island turtle nymphsYES.
>>34865927I'm going to be sad to not have my favorite quest up and about anymoreYour next quest is gonna be happy and fun too right?
>>34865927Chief, I just want you to know that Shax is my favorite quest MC, you're my favorite QM, and this is my favorite quest.I'll miss it forever.
>>34866090>two threads full of bullying Allonces and her descendants
The main thing you and Blaise was immediately get the control of turtles from Sea Mom, a deity who was delighted with your performance. Allies in the pantheon were a rare thing, and she was happy to have you. You instituted a loot based worship. The raiding and gifting of items would sustain you, and your followers were more than happy to help. Your plane would expand without end, becoming known as the Land of Devouring Light.Monolithic Turtles roamed your gleaming seas, and the beach was open to all followers who would travel through the caves. Your stone like lizard servants would guard it against unbelievers, those whould attempt to raid the jeweled shores for the treasures you gained.When the rains first started, the oceans rising, people weren't worried. But they soon became panicked. However, the great turtles surged forth from your plane, eager to house the people willing to trust you with their future. It took a century, maybe more, for the flood to finish, but by then people were comfortable on their roaming, island homes.But that's enough about that for now, right? Let's hear what happened to all your friends!Truz - Eventually retired to a quiet fishing life. He married a nice goblin girl out of love, and had seventeen children, who he used as bait. None of them died, though, earning him the father of the year award five years in a row.Nost - This scary guy eventually went on to be the lead editor for the newly founded newspaper for the goblin community. He made sure that the hard hitting facts about the rising sea levels were reported without bias.Mnar - Became an artist. His paintings of Shax are popular, and are one of the most common sights you can see in the goblin city.Rund - Rund eventually founded the original Goblin Knight Order, creating a strong traditional military that eventually blossomed into multiple orders, the Paladins of Shax sailing far and wide to loot evil temples and give the poor money for their food.
>having to read two different epilogue at the same timeWhat a painful feeling
>>34865789Well damn. That's really it. I suppose all good things must come to an end.It's been a pleasure, Chief. Hopefully I'll get to see more of your delightful quest writing in a new quest soon.;_;7
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>34866322What other quest is ending, out of curiosity?
Kuzr - Kuzr's love for Shax was never reciprocated, but his erotica involving a young goblin spotter and his beautiful raid leader became the best selling series to goblin housewives everywhere, titled 'The Sword of Passion'Gneb - Went home and took care of his momma. He ended up marrying a woman suspiciously similar to him, and had several children. They founded and created one of the largest spider farm companies in the entire world.Xab - Xab's cult like personality caught up to him, and he was found, murdered in his own temple. There was traces of it being a sexual crime. The dark elf associated with him was never found. The cyberkobolds continued his religion, and worship his strange god till the end of time. Well, until an adventurer raided the Temple of the Cyber Kobolds, killing Xab just as his demonic cybernetic ressurection was completed. The loot was reported to be 'okay'.Dorle - He was always proud of his eyebrows. Eventually started one an undersea mining company.Mani - Never grew back his eyebrows. Became a Great Turtle Veterinarian. He decided to help make the turtles blast proof to ensure their survival as the rains continued to fall.Milda - She finally confesses her love to Brokagh, citing his muscles as being irresistable. She manages to trap him in a legal obligation, and has several children with him, citing the love making as 'wall shattering'. Everyone is very embarrassed by how straightforwad she is about all this.Brokagh - Marries Milda instead of his other betrothed. Drinks heavily. Says she a frightful wife. Opens up his own dojo, teaches goblins martial arts. His children all open up rival schools. A new age of wuxia drama comes to the Turtle Isles.Fetidclaw - Becomes a model for the latest line in women's fashion. Ends up leading leading a subtribe of gnolls who specialize in daring fashion design.
>>34866342HQRLast thread this friday.
>>34866349Poor Xab. I guess.
>>34866387Motherfucker!So long then, /tg/. Got no reason to stay past Friday...
>>34866349Poor Xab, but alteast he went the besst way possible, death by snuu-snuu.
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>34866387Hollow Quest Redux is ending too? Welp, I guess it's a good thing I wasn't too attached to living anyways.
>>34866253>Truz - Eventually retired to a quiet fishing life. He married a nice goblin girl out of love, and had seventeen children, who he used as bait. None of them died, though, earning him the father of the year award five years in a row.
>>34866349Well shit sorry Kuzr, maybe you would have had a chance if you were a cute lizard boy
>>34866349offscreen girl got NTR'd RIPI've only been in live threads on and off because of work, congratulations on Ending a great quest Chief! Easily one of the best in awhile.I'm still mad at you fuckers for not taking RISING METEOR'S FINAL JUDGEMENT PENANCE SLASH, though.
>>34866449Which one was Kuzr again?
>>34866349Milda X Brokaghmy ship finally sailed
>>34866349>The loot was reported to be 'okay'.Yo, he only had okay loot in his temple intended for his resurrection and worship until the end of time? Xab, buddy. Lootgod Shax is disappointed.
>>34866349>>34866253I am crying so much.They are of sorrow and joy.>Paladins of ShaxRund you beautiful bastard.
>>34866468The one with the secret crush on Shax, apparently.
Bearbreath - Tries to save as many species as he can before the flood comes. Lived on a Great Turtle, filled only with animals, till he died.Alfonse - Became Allonces's butler when she established her mansion in the Plane of Devouring Light.Snacky - He ate a lot of kobolds. His brain was never restored. Likes to sit on the beach outside Shax's castle, and stare at the ocean at night.Beyto - Got found by some tan, ancient elven swordswoman who was part of an ancient death cult. He surrendered, and she told him his day was not today. Ended up defecting from the underworld military and joining the growing monstrous community on the surface in the forests of Manderlay. Ran a tavern.Squid Face - After resolving his conflict with the baelnorn, the alhoon was surprised to learn that Shax had went and ascended on her own. Reports said that he laughed, and left the army. He created a massive undead empire from the ruins of the elven forest, eventually becoming an an undersea nightmare. Rumor has it that if you were to, say, Raid this Dungeon you might find a way to get to Shax's plane.Whoopaldookat - Retires to the seas. He never got his crab arms fixed, but he becomes a potent prophet of the new alliance of Shax and the Sea Mother. His small collection of Kuo-Toa eventually establish the largest sea based civilization in the flooded remains of the former capital. They raid the island turtles for sacrifices and supplies, but always spare goblins.That Drow Quartermaster Who Gave You The Wrong Stuff - Was killed in the flood.Ruhar - The Duergar alliance soon split from teh underworld army, and Rehar sought out the tails of a goblin girl with a giant sword. He'd loudly boast to anyone who listened that he trained you how to fight. No one believed him. But he whenever times got tough, a stone lizard servant would always be there to give him support.That One Earth Elemental - Pretty upset the entire world got flooded.
>>34866548>Bearbreath - Tries to save as many species as he can before the flood comes. Lived on a Great Turtle, filled only with animals, till he died.living the dream Bearbreath, Shax would be proud>tell me there was at least one statue of Shax on the turtle for him to talk to, Shax would never leave best minion alone
>>34866548>That One Earth Elemental - Pretty upset the entire world got flooded.Awww. Bummer.
>>34866548>Squid Face - After resolving his conflict with the baelnorn, the alhoon was surprised to learn that Shax had went and ascended on her own. Reports said that he laughed, and left the army. He created a massive undead empire from the ruins of the elven forest, eventually becoming an an undersea nightmare. Rumor has it that if you were to, say, Raid this Dungeon you might find a way to get to Shax's plane.This made me happySo what was up with that, why was squidface so cool to Shax?
>>34866548>That One Earth Elemental - Pretty upset the entire world got flooded.Aww, sorry dude. Maybe you can be a turtle elemental instead now?
>>34866548>That One Earth Elemental - Pretty upset the entire world got flooded.Fuck. Forgot about him.
>>34866548>That One Earth Elemental - Pretty upset the entire world got flooded.I'm laughing so hard I'm crying here.
>>34866548>BearbreathGood work, man. You were a professional from start to end. MVP of the century.
>>34866548>Rumor has it that if you were to, say, Raid this Dungeon you might find a way to get to Shax's plane.of course Squidface would have a private portal to see Shax
>>34866609> Ruhar - The Duergar alliance soon split from teh underworld army, and Rehar sought out the tails of a goblin girl with a giant sword. He'd loudly boast to anyone who listened that he trained you how to fight. No one believed him. But he whenever times got tough, a stone lizard servant would always be there to give him support.Oh man, such humble beginnings, brings you back.> That One Earth ElementalI swear to god chief you are best at comedy. Write a book.
>>34866548>Ruhar - The Duergar alliance soon split from teh underworld army, and Rehar sought out the tails of a goblin girl with a giant sword. He'd loudly boast to anyone who listened that he trained you how to fight. No one believed him. But he whenever times got tough, a stone lizard servant would always be there to give him support.Damn right, Shax remembers him and the blacksmith and favors them as Best Non-Companion Dwarves.
>>34866548>Alfonse - Became Allonces's butler when she established her mansion in the Plane of Devouring Light.Well can't say I'm surprised she kinda took over part/Shax gave her part of the plane
>>34866654Other way around Shax has a portal to see Squidface
>>34866756ah of course, my mistake
>>34866756Shax can't walk upon the mortal plane anymore.Still though, it's kinda funny imagining an Adventuring party busting into Squid Face the Alhoon's dungeon on a quest to directly meet Shax, finds the portal and discovers Squid Face and her hanging out.
Allonces - The bratty elf girl declares loudly that she's your mortal blade. In order to shut her up, you agree. She uses her influence to build a giant mansion on an turtle island, and always bugs you for money. She ends up having, like, thirty dark elf butlers. It's kinda creepy, but she does actually do a lot of raiding, eventually becoming a feared pirate on the seas. Her long life span works in her favor here.Bale-Eye - The insane Gnoll Warlord eventually set himself on fire in an attempt to ascend to the plane of flame. His gnolls all quickly joined up with Shax's growing city of followers.That One Fire Elemental - Allonces eventually returned and killed this guy for ruining her hair.Sinclaire - Ends up running around, hunting for lost treasure to give to Blaise till the end of his days. Apparently had lots of kids, was generally handsome and badass. Started the treasure hunter's guild with exists to this day.The Fiendpaw Chief - Eventually rebelled against Bale-Eye. Was burned to death for his trouble.Franklin - Devoted study to the magical artifacts Shax had under her control. No one ever respected him. A mayor made him move his home out of the center of the city. When he said the center of the city was decided because it was his house, no one cared. No on remembered his name, except the robogirl he managed to invent which took care of him until his death. Her name was Ally, and she eventually went on to lead a scientific research department. No one is sure what demonic soul was bound to this godvessel.KRAGULIXTAXIN - This demi lich was reported to be cackling as the waves finally took out his colliseum, freeing him of the prison. Apparently he tells anyone who asks that this was his plan all along. He's lying, though.Ith-onas - The snakeman guardian of his temple died on the trip home from the lich's lair. He was reported to be a 'punk ass bitch'
>>34866548>Squid Face - After resolving his conflict with the baelnorn, the alhoon was surprised to learn that Shax had went and ascended on her own. Reports said that he laughed, and left the army. He created a massive undead empire from the ruins of the elven forest, eventually becoming an an undersea nightmare. Rumor has it that if you were to, say, Raid this Dungeon you might find a way to get to Shax's plane.Wait, so, if he's got a portal in his dungeon, and it's all deep underwater, doesn't that mean that it's effectively acting as a giant drainhole? Is one of our caves spewing water all over the place?
What is this?I was smiling just a second ago. I was laughing through the whole epilogue so far.Why am I suddenly crying?
>>34866795>Shax can't walk upon the mortal plane anymore.She'd probably use her god powers to create a vessel in her image, like solid crystal or a turtle
>>34866819>That One Fire Elemental - Allonces eventually returned and killed this guy for ruining her hair.good, way to do something right Allonces
>>34866349>A new age of wuxia drama comes to the Turtle Isles.Muh dick.
>>34866826must be rain
>>34866819>Dread Pirate Allonces10/10 ending. How many kids did she have with her butlers?>That One Fire Elemental - Allonces eventually returned and killed this guy for ruining her hair.>Ith-onas - The snakeman guardian of his temple died on the trip home from the lich's lair. He was reported to be a 'punk ass bitch'Top keks all around.>KRAGULIXTAXINLiterally who.
>>34866795Gotta imagine Shax standing on her side of the portal happily bouncing waiting for Friday when Squidface comes to visitThen she hugs him and happily babbles on about everything that happened since they met last
Waiting for Shax to get a legend of always complaining to Blaise that while she did save her life, BUT HER LEG IS GONE, HER WHOLE FREAKING LEG.
>>34866819Poor Franklin. At least he lived the dream of robo waifu.
>>34866819>FranklinMan, that's kind of lame.
>>34866819>eventually set himself on fire in an attempt to ascend to the plane of flameI mean, he wasn't really wrong, technically, but this doesn't exactly surprise me.>No on remembered his name, except the robogirl he managed to invent which took care of him until his death.You may have gotten a bum deal, but you did alright with it, Witch Boy.
>>34866894The Demi-Lich who owned the Arena where we met Sitri, and our second meeting of our MAIDU.
>>34866819>Allonces- what happened to her parents/brother>Sinclaire- bet he was Blaise's mortal blade>Franklin- .....god damn it Franklin
>>34866829Or as seen in the dream above.>>34863374
>>34866911I'd rather think that Squid-Face set up a system of giant pipes and gates to turn the powerful flow into traps, while Shax made the other end into a fountain.When adventurers get sucked through and thrown into the air, the guardian turtles go skeet shooting.
>>34866949And honored his promise to help squidface become alhoon!squidface
>>34866900We would have replaced it with Crystal Light.Or she would have made one for us out of darkness and ice.Or Sea Mom would have given us one that had fins on the side.
>>34866819>Allonces - The bratty elf girl declares loudly that she's your mortal blade. In order to shut her up, you agree.Shax is so tsundere for Allonces. It's great.
>>34866548>>34866819Alfonse is the head butler right? or at least her personal valet at home?Did he ever stop smelling?
>>34867010No. He smelled forever and ever and ever.
>>34866894>>KRAGULIXTAXIN>Literally who.Floating skull dude.
>>34866819>Franklin - Devoted study to the magical artifacts Shax had under her control. No one ever respected him. A mayor made him move his home out of the center of the city. When he said the center of the city was decided because it was his house, no one cared. No on remembered his name, except the robogirl he managed to invent which took care of him until his death. Her name was Ally, and she eventually went on to lead a scientific research department. No one is sure what demonic soul was bound to this godvessel.Ah jeez, I feel really bad for the poor guy. He deserved better than that.
>>34866819Poor Witch Boy...>Made a robogirl and named it AllyOh, he spent his whole life obsessing over stupid Allonces. No wonder he was a loser.
Damn. Hard to believe its over. Picked this up on a whim and it was a real fun ride. But if we dont get a couple of nice paragraphs about Shax and Blaise I will hunt you down Chief.
>>34867058The Chief knows his life is on the line, our Love only extends so far.
>page 10HURRY CHIEF.
>>34866999Pretty sure that Shax just stole a new leg off some other deity while Blaise huffed and rolled her eyes at our behavior and SeaMom giggles at our cute antics.
>>34866943>>No on remembered his name, except the robogirl he managed to invent which took care of him until his death.>You may have gotten a bum deal, but you did alright with it, Witch Boy.Mechanical Girls are... well not "best" because that's goblin girls with giant swords, but they're pretty far up there.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWt9pCPx8w8
>>34867081> implying no eplilogue thread 2 and QnA
>>34866895I feel the moe overtaking me.
>>34867049He got a robo waifu/daughteru. /m/ honors him.
Sitri - Apparently she got invited to the Land of Devouring light and was given quite a few favors. There are various scandals that she is the mistress of Shax, and the savvy satyxis did little to disabuse these rumors. It's not true, though. They're just super good friends! Sitri acts as a personal messenger of Shax. Though she doesn't deliver news to people, she delivers stories to the goblin, always eager to hear something new and interesting from the clever bard.That Metal Elemental - Still wondering what the hell is going on outside.Tree Guys - Establish their own community on an island turtle. Light elementals spawn from this isle regularly. They're reportedly favored by Shax who has referred to them in dreams to priests as 'pretty rad guys, you guys'Yselathe in general - They got one turtle. It is an ancient scarred animal that is constantly covered in conflict. Apparently, it is also the source of all shoujo love interests.Rachel, the blacksmith - Leveraged that she smiths for an actual immortal god to boost sales. Bought out her competitor, Rebecca. Married her. Apparently made savage lesbian love to the girl every night in Shax's castle. Everyone pretended that their lovey-dovey relationship didn't make them uncomfortable. But it did.Kurohana, the demon swordswoman - Eventually forgave Sitri for deceiving her. Traveled the land in order to increase her skills, and wound up marrying an actual Satyr. Had three kids who all died in sword fights.Chief Fouldrinker - Got his stone lizard body. Apparently swims around the ocean visiting random communities, and helps construct devious traps. Got a reputation as the 'dungeon lizard'.Allonces' Stupid Brother - Shows up at the monster community looking for his sister. She tells him that he's too late to marry Shax cause she's an actual goddess. He asks her why he'd ever marry you, and instead helps found the elven community in the new civilization.
>>34866819>Franklin - Devoted study to the magical artifacts Shax had under her control. No one ever respected him. A mayor made him move his home out of the center of the city. When he said the center of the city was decided because it was his house, no one cared. No on remembered his name, except the robogirl he managed to invent which took care of him until his death. Her name was Ally, and she eventually went on to lead a scientific research department. No one is sure what demonic soul was bound to this godvessel.Tough break
>>34867049Any one have that screen cap write faggotry with the robot standing over his masters bones?
>>34867142>Rachel, the blacksmith - Leveraged that she smiths for an actual immortal god to boost sales. Bought out her competitor, Rebecca. Married her. Apparently made savage lesbian love to the girl every night in Shax's castle. Everyone pretended that their lovey-dovey relationship didn't make them uncomfortable. But it did.Yes.
>>34867142>Rachel, the blacksmith - Leveraged that she smiths for an actual immortal god to boost sales. Bought out her competitor, Rebecca. Married her. Apparently made savage lesbian love to the girl every night in Shax's castle. Everyone pretended that their lovey-dovey relationship didn't make them uncomfortable. But it did.Hahaha.>Chief Fouldrinker - Got his stone lizard body. Apparently swims around the ocean visiting random communities, and helps construct devious traps. Got a reputation as the 'dungeon lizard'.Couldn't resist getting him back to 'life' huh? It's okay.>Allonces' Stupid Brother - Shows up at the monster community looking for his sister. She tells him that he's too late to marry Shax cause she's an actual goddess. He asks her why he'd ever marry you, and instead helps found the elven community in the new civilization.Allonces pls
>>34867142>Rachel, the blacksmith - Leveraged that she smiths for an actual immortal god to boost sales. Bought out her competitor, Rebecca. Married her. Apparently made savage lesbian love to the girl every night in Shax's castle. Everyone pretended that their lovey-dovey relationship didn't make them uncomfortable. But it did.Super fucking good
>>34867142>Rachel, the blacksmith - Leveraged that she smiths for an actual immortal god to boost sales. Bought out her competitor, Rebecca. Married her. Apparently made savage lesbian love to the girl every night in Shax's castle. Everyone pretended that their lovey-dovey relationship didn't make them uncomfortable. But it did.HAHAHAHAH!Chief, you continue being the best.
I hate to make a new thread, but I will with the allonces post and on, since I don't think the archive has it.
>>34867142>That Metal Elemental - Still wondering what the hell is going on outside.I'm imagining him pounding the ceiling with a broom as the world floods.
>>34867142Fucking Rachel, god damn. Her and Milda. man.Also, great that Sitri got a place in the planes too.
>>34867142>Rachel, the blacksmith - Leveraged that she smiths for an actual immortal god to boost sales. Bought out her competitor, Rebecca.Haha, ye->Married her. Apparently made savage lesbian love to the girl every night in Shax's castle. Everyone pretended that their lovey-dovey relationship didn't make them uncomfortable. But it did.W-what? Wat? Wut.
>>34867269They're rivalry existed entirely from unresolved sexual tension.