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    85 KB Joan's D'Aawenture, Part 7v3 Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/21/09(Wed)15:04 No.3476329  
    The trolls may fancy themselves effective and tenacious, but you know what?

    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)15:04 No.3476334
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)15:06 No.3476346

    Now sic John on him!
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)15:06 No.3476347
    /r/ing some rule 34.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)15:06 No.3476354
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    Welcome back. I've missed you.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)15:07 No.3476358
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/21/09(Wed)15:08 No.3476361
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    Actually, this is what's really going on.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)15:08 No.3476363
    Enter elevator.

    Punch Rick Astley.

    Cower behind John in fear of retribution.
    >> KHORNE 01/21/09(Wed)15:08 No.3476364
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)15:08 No.3476370
    Okay. Now. If John is the same one who we headbutted in the dark before... she has a cigar and thus has matches. Ask her to light those matches. If she does have matches she might also have other stuff. Request she hand over all this other stuff since you have a handy front pocket on your overalls.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)15:09 No.3476375

    >Cower behind John in fear
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)15:09 No.3476379
    Any chance the light from the elevator will scatter off the walls and let us see what's in front of us?
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)15:10 No.3476386
    Woohoo you're trying again
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)15:11 No.3476397
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)15:11 No.3476401
    I think maybe ducking behind John is a relatively decent idea. That, and get that pistol ready.
    >> Kirov !YAChL6C6So 01/21/09(Wed)15:12 No.3476404
    Carefully peek through the door. Be ready to dash back to John at a moments notice.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)15:13 No.3476415
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    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)15:15 No.3476423
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    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)15:15 No.3476427
    flash tittays just in case
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/21/09(Wed)15:15 No.3476429
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    You can only see the elevator, its lights unnecessarily bright for your eyes, having previously adjusted to the darkness. The elevator is quite empty of lifeforms and objects, including but not limited to Rick Astley and robutts.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)15:15 No.3476431
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    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)15:16 No.3476437
    Ignor button. Try to tear off ceiling hatch
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)15:18 No.3476448
    Ask John to remove hatch. She's taller than you.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)15:18 No.3476456
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    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)15:19 No.3476461

    Agree with ignore button / open hatch.
    >> Kirov !YAChL6C6So 01/21/09(Wed)15:19 No.3476462
    Stand on John's shoulders, unhinge hatch. Watch out for motherfucking barnacles.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)15:19 No.3476466
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    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)15:22 No.3476487
    Do we have any trollhams or whatever they are called left over? Joan looks like she needs to eat.

    Also, do we still have that power drill, looks like some screws in the hatch?
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    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)15:28 No.3476541
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)15:29 No.3476545
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    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)15:29 No.3476546

    >"Do not post the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies..."
    >"No excess spamming or flooding of any kind."

    I'd say he qualifies. Report away.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)15:29 No.3476548
    Nope you forget any thread at any time is at the mercy of the whims of anyone who wishs to shit it up.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)15:30 No.3476554
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    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/21/09(Wed)15:30 No.3476555
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    John attempts to open the hatch.
    You should have some Trollhams, but you didn't really pay attention to what you grabbed from the dead vending machine.
    You are no longer under the threat of having a powerpower drill.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)15:30 No.3476557

    I've reported it.

    One of the rules is "No off topic replies".
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)15:31 No.3476565
    ...wait for John I guess.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)15:31 No.3476567
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    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)15:32 No.3476579
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    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)15:33 No.3476580
    Get pistol ready.

    Wait and see what happens.
    >> Kirov !YAChL6C6So 01/21/09(Wed)15:33 No.3476584
    Reported aswell.
    Compliment John on her well-toned legs. Hope she's not grabbed by barnacles or headcrabs.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)15:33 No.3476587
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    What's the rule about non-/tg/ related threads?
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)15:34 No.3476593
    Well, offer to help John if you can. If not, have some delicious trollhams. Be sure to offer some to John.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)15:35 No.3476598
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)15:35 No.3476600

    >Compliment John
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)15:35 No.3476602
    There is none. And I don't how see that would be relevant, as can be considered an Image Board based game.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)15:35 No.3476606

    Role-playing is a traditional game. This thread is role-playing. Therefore?
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)15:35 No.3476608
    It's been perfectly clear for a while now that these kind of threads are allowed on /tg/.
    Go away.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)15:36 No.3476615
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    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)15:37 No.3476619
    From the spah who killed himself in grief over losing his friend the engineer.


    5 left.

    Almost full.

    Never been used.

    5 left.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)15:37 No.3476625
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    Nothing doing, bro.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)15:37 No.3476629

    From part V:

    "You collect anything you can use, finding a gun with five cartridges, a cigarette-holder and a picture of the two friends together."
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)15:38 No.3476632
    Choose Your Own Adventure would also qualify as /tg/
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)15:38 No.3476635
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    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)15:39 No.3476643

    Right, sorry, I was only remembering the sappah
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    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)15:40 No.3476647
    >The only way it couldn't be /tg/ if it was pre-drawn

    So RQ is breaking the rules? Awesome.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)15:40 No.3476649
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    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/21/09(Wed)15:41 No.3476650
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    The hatch comes off with relative ease. You cannot see anything through the hatch from your position and you hear nothing - at first.

    You begin to hear a faint shuffling and sliding noise.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)15:41 No.3476656

    WTB: Mods. 2 internets OBO. PST.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)15:42 No.3476664
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    How so? Surely that's a /book/ or /co/ thing? Or maybe /toy/.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)15:43 No.3476672
    Ask John to look out the hatch. Keep the pistol ready.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)15:43 No.3476673

    Huddle close to John nervously.
    >> Prophet of Killogram !!UN/8XlZaOkl 01/21/09(Wed)15:43 No.3476675
    oh,did i lol...
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)15:43 No.3476678
    So, what was the rape ?
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)15:44 No.3476680
    Have John growl loudly to scare things away.

    Also have we been raided by /b/ or something? Honestly I remember when these threads were free of stuff like this.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)15:44 No.3476681
    Can you just post this on Desuchan or something and have LordLicorice add some sort of Desuchan flip switch to the archiving script? I'm fucking tired of these trolls.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)15:44 No.3476682

    /tg/ - Traditional GAMES
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)15:44 No.3476686
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    I think this particular drawn adventure is shit and needs to die. SDF can draw, and he's wasting his time and talent extending this.
    >> Kirov !YAChL6C6So 01/21/09(Wed)15:44 No.3476688

    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)15:45 No.3476695
    Didn't Joan use to have a t-shirt?
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)15:45 No.3476697
    Nope. It's more roleplaying than a choose your own adventure seeing as SDF will draw pretty much anything we ask no matter how stupid. Of course he puts consequences.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)15:46 No.3476706
    Well we like it so why not stop acting like a kid and hide the thread. I think it's up to SDF what he should or should not draw.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)15:47 No.3476712
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    Wait, headcrabs?

    If there's headcrabs I can't rightly protest this thread any more.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)15:47 No.3476713
    If the noise is getting closer, aim pistol at hatch for anything coming out of it.

    If noise is far above, gtfo of the elevator.

    If the noise is below/moving away, poke head out of the hatch to see what you can see.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)15:48 No.3476720
    Wouldn't be surprised. We've had zombies so why not head crabs?
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/21/09(Wed)15:49 No.3476730
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    Something heavy falls down through the hatch! You are startled and accidentally drop the gun.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)15:50 No.3476735
    Do this.

    Also, because of this >>3476329, Firefox is convinced SDF is trying to Duckroll me. Odd.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)15:50 No.3476743
    Stand back, obverse for a moment. If it seems non-threatening, pick up the gun again. No sudden movements!
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)15:51 No.3476747

    Well too fucking bad. It's not your choice what SDF draws or how we have fun. Assuming a mod wakes up you'll get banned and we'll be happy. Otherwise I'm just going to ignore you in future.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)15:51 No.3476752
    Cannot tell what that is at all.

    Investigate it, after retrieving gun and keeping it at the rready, of course.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)15:51 No.3476754
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    Still a chance of headcrabbed zombie, I hope.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)15:52 No.3476761

    Pick up gun, fire blindly into the hatch, yelling obscenities.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)15:52 No.3476763
    Pick up GUN

    Look at THING
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)15:54 No.3476783
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    Headcrab presence confirm/deny
    >> Kirov !YAChL6C6So 01/21/09(Wed)15:54 No.3476784
    Pick up gun. Put one bullet through the what's-it's-face and get John to check if it's still alive.

    I'm getting seriously paranoid about barnacles and headcrabs.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)15:55 No.3476793
    If by headcrab zombie you mean face full of alien wing-wong, I'm all for it.
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    Don't forget bullsquids.

    Fuck, I might be getting turned here.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)15:55 No.3476800

    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)15:55 No.3476801
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    Well, that's just like, your opinion, man.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)15:56 No.3476802
    Attempt to find a penis on THING, if found, suck it.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)15:57 No.3476817
    Don't make me piss on your carpet.

    Yeah, because that'd make this thread better.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)15:58 No.3476820
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    Attempt to find a penis on THING, if found, suck it.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)15:58 No.3476821
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    Forgot a picture. Pic related.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)15:59 No.3476833
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    I rest my case.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)16:01 No.3476860
    So is this another thread ruined because somebody being childish and deciding that if they don't like something noone else can enjoy it?
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/21/09(Wed)16:01 No.3476862
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    John, in a far less worried and quite much more curious mindset than yourself, begins investigating the nondescript bundle.
    It doesn't seem to be moving or making any sound.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)16:01 No.3476864
    VG-Cats. You have no excuse for any furry-bashing now.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)16:02 No.3476867
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    You post another unrelated picture, and you are entering a world of pain.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)16:02 No.3476873
    Screw this...

    Ignore bundle- it's not interesting. Turn to button instead.

    Push button. Recieve bacon.

    If no bacon appears, regardless of what does happen, push button 3 times more.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)16:04 No.3476879
    Investigate bundle.
    >> Kirov !YAChL6C6So 01/21/09(Wed)16:05 No.3476888
    Look up the hatch. If there's nothing interesting from neither you nor John, push buttan.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)16:05 No.3476890


    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)16:06 No.3476896
    No! Unwrap bundle first! Investigate, then push button.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)16:06 No.3476901

    Wait... is that a woman's torso wrapped up in cloth?
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)16:06 No.3476903
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    Where's my Joan Freeman: Full Life Consequences?
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)16:08 No.3476919
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    Or maybe Joan's a botched Chell clone. Fuck knows how you explain the furry, though.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)16:08 No.3476922
    That would explain why john is uninterested.

    JOAN! Keep that gun pointed AWAY from John! You know better than that!
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)16:10 No.3476930
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    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/21/09(Wed)16:10 No.3476931
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    The bundle is undone and inside is a very odd and small skeleton holding an engraved mug.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)16:10 No.3476934
    All we need is Doomrider to confirm it.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)16:11 No.3476942
    Shoot the Headcrab!
    >> Kirov !YAChL6C6So 01/21/09(Wed)16:12 No.3476948

    Is that the one-eyed monster from Monster Inc.?
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)16:12 No.3476949
    It's....that dorf from the dorfquest thing...?
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    I'm a man of my word. I'm off to do other pointless things.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)16:12 No.3476953
    Steal cup! No, wait... Have John steal cup in case of headcrab attack!
    >> Doomrider 01/21/09(Wed)16:12 No.3476956

    Sorry, cocaine don't work that way.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)16:12 No.3476958
    Take mug.

    Examine mug.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)16:13 No.3476970
    Is that a headcrab on a dwarf, beard and all?
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)16:13 No.3476971
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)16:15 No.3476979
    Oh, come on.
    You could ride in, say "Girl, you're on coke" or something, then do your "He Comes, He Goes" thing.
    It would totally confirm it!
    >> Kirov !YAChL6C6So 01/21/09(Wed)16:15 No.3476986
    Ask John if she'd like to eat the headcrab. Then punch that motherfucking button already.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/21/09(Wed)16:16 No.3476991
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    The trigger is too heavy, you cannot fire the gun! The headcrab doesn't move at all, though; it doesn't seem to be alive.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)16:16 No.3476994
    Look, we don't want to get swamped. Let's finish with the Headcrab/dwarf/cup, then move on to the button.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)16:17 No.3476996
    How does a headcrab taste? Would it be poisonous to Joan? Because she's hungry too....
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)16:18 No.3477004
    ...which negates the point of having the gun, really.

    Pass the gun to John, and ask her to shoot the Headcrab with it. Or gut it with her claws, or whatever.

    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)16:18 No.3477005

    Take mug. Examine mug.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)16:18 No.3477006
    Okay... have John steal cup, take gun and then shoot crab.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)16:18 No.3477007
    well then, check out the mug.

    in before it says "to Joan, the world's best daughter."
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)16:18 No.3477008
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)16:21 No.3477023
    As a resident /d/eviant, I'd just like to register my dissapointment that nothing was done with the disembodied penis or the breast expansion in the first thread. The sergals are appreciated, hoever.

    Carry on.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)16:22 No.3477031
    Unfortunately /tg/ is a work-safe bo-
    *burst out laughing*
    Oh, man. Couldn't say that with a straight face.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)16:24 No.3477040
    Give gun to John. She seems legit.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)16:24 No.3477042
    -20 str etc
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)16:24 No.3477043
    I'm hoping for the Anymug personally.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)16:26 No.3477052

    Revolver shouldn't have a safety.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)16:27 No.3477059
    Attempt to find the nearest PENIS, after found, suck it.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)16:29 No.3477075
    There's always John...

    But seriously, stop with the Rule 34 requests. They're not going to happen, and they just derail the adventure.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)16:30 No.3477087

    John is a she, I think. The best you would get there is sucking the prehensile labia.

    Best french kiss ever, BTW.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)16:31 No.3477092
    Weirdly enough there's actually a reason behind that stuff, according to SDF. I hope for a perverted wizard. Merely because I would find any future antics with him humorous.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)16:34 No.3477117
    Where there's one there's more! Learn how to use the damn gun already!
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)16:35 No.3477126
    The breasts were an accident caused by art development throughout the thread, and the disembodied penis was probably just SDF running with what people though was going on.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)16:37 No.3477153
    Patiently waiting.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)16:38 No.3477162
    The penis monster critical hit stomp was great stuff.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)16:39 No.3477170
    No perverted wizard then? Aw. Shame. Oh well, headcrab killing ho!
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)16:40 No.3477188

    He prefaced the breast expansion for like, three panels saying she was feeling an odd sesation. That was no accident.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)16:41 No.3477190
    Doooood, she has huge tits.

    Make her take her overalls off
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/21/09(Wed)16:41 No.3477197
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    John finds no use for the guns and tosses it aside. The headcrab is easily swatted off, being as far as you can tell, entirely dead.

    You pick up the mug. There's an engraving of a headcrabcreature engraving a mug, but you cannot see what the creature in the engraving is engraving as it lacks detail.

    As you tilt the mug around, inspecting the engravings, you hear a sound as if there were something rustling inside the mug.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)16:43 No.3477209
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)16:43 No.3477214
    Break mug open. Press butan.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)16:44 No.3477222
    It's engraving itself, engraving itself, engraving itself!

    Tip mug upside down, jump back just in case.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)16:44 No.3477224
    Find out what is inside the mug. Also, inspect John's crotch descretely to determine once and for all what gender he/she is.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)16:46 No.3477249
    Yes, but is the mug made with only the best craftsdwarfship?
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)16:47 No.3477260
    Pick up our gun. Sooner or later Joan's going to have to learn some Sarah Connor.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)16:47 No.3477265
    IT'S A TRAP!

    fgsfds and climb out of the elevator roof, but not before searching the body for stuff.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)16:48 No.3477270
    Spit in cup. Drink from cup.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)16:51 No.3477297
    OH FU- Two girls one cup.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)16:52 No.3477308

    ...I hate you.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/21/09(Wed)16:55 No.3477344
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    Inside the mug you find a folded photo!
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)16:55 No.3477348
    This is an obsidian mug. All craftdwarfship is of the highest quality.
    On the item is an image of a dwarf and a mug in obsidian. The dwarf is crafting the mug.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)16:57 No.3477363
    The plot thickens! So the Robutt is what? Our brother? (assuming it's sentient)

    Turn picture over, examine reverse side.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)16:57 No.3477366


    Also, show picture to John, make sure you have gun, make sure John is in the elevator with you, PUSH BUTTON!
    >> Kirov !YAChL6C6So 01/21/09(Wed)16:57 No.3477367
    Oh shit. Dad.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)16:58 No.3477374
    If not dad, have JOHN inspect the NOTE.

    Hug JOHN.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)16:59 No.3477381
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    Here OP, I made you a bit of fanart.

    It is the ultimate hat.
    >> Kirov !YAChL6C6So 01/21/09(Wed)17:02 No.3477408
    Mum was a zombiefightan. Dad a convicted pedophile and mad genious.

    Possible that Joan is in an experiment, where dad rules as some mad god, his Robutt doing his vile commands?

    Upon Robutt's next sighting, make John restrain it. Removal of arms and legs if we have to.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)17:03 No.3477423
    The SPAH gave us a sapper.

    We should, you know, use that.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/21/09(Wed)17:07 No.3477446
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    There is nothing on the back of the photo.

    John doesn't give a flying fuck about your boring photo.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)17:07 No.3477451
    Do this even if it is Dad.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)17:07 No.3477453

    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)17:08 No.3477461
    ...Tell John that doesn't look like a healthy thing to do.

    Then Hug John anyways.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)17:09 No.3477468
    Retrieve gun, push button.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)17:09 No.3477469
    She's eating that? But it's all bone!

    Well, anyway. React to the photo, then press the BIG RED BUTTON.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)17:09 No.3477473
    Ask John to cut you a tiny bit so you draw some blood. Pour blood in cup. Drink from cup. See what happens.

    I know it's probablly going to result in demons but do it anyway.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)17:10 No.3477478
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    My mind was somewhere else during the elevator sequence.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)17:16 No.3477528
    He probably had an epiphany or whatever the ones from dorf fort get.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)17:17 No.3477534
    Headcrabs. The poor fool forgot his crowbar...

    Back on topic, as we have no light source, I vote for pushing the button.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)17:18 No.3477539
    They get a fey mood or get possesd.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)17:20 No.3477555
    That's it. He got a fey mood to make a cup and couldn't find all the materials he wanted.
    >> Kirov !YAChL6C6So 01/21/09(Wed)17:20 No.3477556
    So.. Demons did it?
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)17:27 No.3477595
    Hey guys delete some posts.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)17:33 No.3477646
    CHOO-CHOO-, this adventure is on train tracks, CHOO!
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/21/09(Wed)17:35 No.3477666
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    I SLOW.

    Where were you? Ah, indeed. You put your things in your pockets and press the big red button. The lights in the elevator go out! However, text appears on the wall above the button.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)17:35 No.3477670
    It does when you headbutt a sergal.
    What makes you say that? He's done a lot of ridiculous shit for us. I've posted a lot of stupid stuff and he's done it. Hell the only time he's railroaded us is when we begged him to so we could have the sergal as a pet.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)17:37 No.3477688
    Press HOP.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)17:37 No.3477692
    Oh shit. Close eyes and pray to Cthulu we live.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)17:38 No.3477699
    Uh, check to see if John is making scary faces at you again.

    It might be whenever the lights are out.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)17:38 No.3477700
    Oh god there's an active sentrah laying around
    >> Kirov !YAChL6C6So 01/21/09(Wed)17:39 No.3477715
    ... Shit. Oh well. Apparantly not much more for us to do here. Hit button again. If nothing happens, see if John can hoist you up to where the dorf fell down.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)17:41 No.3477724
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)17:42 No.3477741
    Press button. Receive bacon.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/21/09(Wed)17:46 No.3477782
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    You press the big red button again. The lights turn back on, but the elevator doors close and the elevator begins ascending.

    From somewhere far above, you hear a violent and sharp hiss, followed by a loud crackle. However, it is not further followed by additional sounds. All you can hear is the elevator. And your own heartbeat.

    John remains otherwise occupied.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)17:48 No.3477798
    Quickly! Snatch bone from John and put in between elevator door to stop it from fully closing!
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)17:49 No.3477801
    Tickle John
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)17:50 No.3477812
    Stare at the wall.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)17:51 No.3477816

    Ask John if she knows what that hissing sound was, watch the hatch in the elevator.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)17:51 No.3477822
    What sort of Hiss? Animal, escaping gas, or what?

    We need more info, dammit!
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)17:52 No.3477830
    Ten bucks says a sentry whirring up and gunning something down.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)18:06 No.3477957
    Sounds likely.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/21/09(Wed)18:09 No.3477978
    ...Is a new thread, if this one hasn't already 404'd.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)18:10 No.3477985
    New one >>3477973
    >> Anonymous 01/21/09(Wed)18:12 No.3478005
    >hurr durr

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