Twitter: https://twitter.com/MercCommandArchive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=gundam+build+fighters+questOther Quests:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Valkyrian%20Mercs%20Quest (complete)http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Pararescue%20Witches (Running)http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com /archive.html?tags=Magical%20Girl%20Hunter%20Quest (Complete)http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Cyberpunk%20Idol%20Management%20Quest (Running)Characters and Gunpla: http://pastebin.com/EF7ZcvHDYou are CHARLOTTE RAFALE, and you are watching a really kickass Gunpla battle!Well, you were mainly watching it to see Jack do his thing, but currently he was being cunningly sneaky, or sneakily cunning as his Jester stuck to the city, generally keeping out of sight as he tried to track down the Hi-Nu. It was a smart play, but it just wasn't very... theatrical. Well, nobody was perfect."Aw, that's no fun." Amy pouted. "I was expecting him to go bursting out of the city and go POW WHAM on that Hi Nu!""A frontal attack against a funnel user is practically suicide." Jake shakes his head. "He's making the right play, here.""I agree." Lucina nods. "But, to be honest, I'm actually finding the other fight to be more interesting.""Yep. Whoever is piloting that Zaku is kicking ass!" Mac laughs.(cont)
>>34750980Indeed, the Zaku F2 that David was piloting was actually holding itself rather well against Kenneth's Unicorn, even in its powered up NTD mode. Sure, the Unicorn's beam magnum was powerful, as evidenced by the fact it was literally shooting the entire colony apart, but it had the fire rate of a glacier, meaning it was easy for a speedster like David's Zaku to dodge. The Zaku meanwhile bombarded the Unicorn with a rain of missiles and dual hyper bazookas, forcing the Unicorn on the defensive. The Zaku tossed its spent hyper bazookas at the Unicorn. While the Unicorn easily batted them aside, it left itself open to a quick punch-punch-kick combo from the Zaku, knocking it even further off balance. You frown. Kenneth was really squandering the NTD's full potential. While it did boost the Unicorn's defensive and offensive capabilities, it's main function was to shut down psycommu weapons as well as vastly increase control sensitivity. Then again, David's loadout seemed to be tailor made to counter the Unicorn, mostly consisting of powerful, but low tech physical weaponry. The Zaku then kept up the pressure, drawing two hip mounted assault shotguns and unloading shell after shell into the Unicorn, causing its psychoframe armor to crack and fracture.Unfortunately, it seemed as if Kenneth had had enough. Copying David, the Unicorn slings its shield at the Zaku, striking it directly in the head and smashing its mono-optic. Caught off guard, the Zaku flailed wildly as David attempted to regain his bearings, but Kenneth was not about to let him do that. The Unicorn closed in with dual beam sabers and sliced the Zaku to pieces before recovering its beam magnum and vaporizing what was left in a rather brutal coup de grace."Jesus, that's harsh." Mac frowned."That was completely unnecessary." Lucina agreed."HE KILLED IT!" Amy cried.(cont)
>>34750996"Typical Kenneth." Karen sighed.Even you had to agree that was particularly harsh. You then turned your attention back to Jack's fight, and saw that he had already engaged Hi-Nu. Apparently, he was using his own Jester as bait for the funnels while his Balls ambushed the Hi-Nu itself. Whether it was the Gunpla's construction, or Jack's rapidly improving skill, the Jester effortlessly dodged the flurry of beam shots the funnels were throwing at him, ducking and weaving and even doing a rather theatrical combat roll. Finally, the Balls close into lethal range and demolish the Hi-Nu in a hail of panzerfaust rounds. Those weapons were always super nasty."Yes!" You grin. "It's just him and Kenneth now!"However, suddenly, the entire table rumbles as a MOTHERFUCKING NEO ZEONG emerges from the center, Kenneth's Unicorn plugged into the "cockpit". Immediately, the entire crowd goes into a uproar, mostly in confusion about what was happening. You see the school officials quickly huddling together while the Judge blows a whistle. The words FIGHTERS PLEASE STANDBY appear of the battle table as the Judge joins the school officials.Just what the hell was going on?(cont)
>>34751012You are JACK FOULKE, and you were facing a fucking NEO ZEONG. You were left wondering just how the hell Kenneth managed to get that thing in when the words FIGHTERS PLEASE STANDBY appeared on your HUD, meaning the fight was put on hold for now. Good. Maybe they'll disqualify Kenneth's cheating ass.The entire gym is silent as the officials deliberate. Finally, they all nod in agreement and the Judge walks over to you."I'm not gonna lie, kid, this is a real shit show." The Judge sighs. "They fight will continue.""What?!" You blink. "There's no way this is fair!" "Sorry kid, the school's head honchos don't want to stop the fight. Don't want to look bad in front of all these people." The Judge rolls his eyes. "But I managed to get a concession out of them. They'll allow you to bring two of your teammates to assist you, if desire.""Huh." You blink."But hey, at least there's a silver lining to this." The Judge grins. "It'll be a memorable fight if you win! This is classic David and Goliath stuff right here! I mean, imagine what will happen if you can solo this guy!"That WAS an interesting thought...>I'm gonna need some help against this thing.>I can handle it myself.>Other
>>34751032>I'm gonna need some help against this thing.Karen should be there for this part. I don't have any preferences for the second person.
>>34751032>>I'm gonna need some help against this thing.Karen and Jake.
>>34751032>>I can handle it myself.i really want to
>>34751032>>I'm gonna need some help against this thing.We're a little over our league.Karen is a must and I'm leaning towards Lucina or Jake.Lucina due to a decent Balance speed and armor.Jake due to conventional Dakka. also both my preference.I rather not use Char or Mac due to mac doesn't seem like a good idea to deal with the tentacles and using Char is a bit unfair and I rather not rely on her.
>>34751166>using Char is a bit unfair and I rather not rely on her.>unfair>HURR DURR I RIGGED THE MATCH FOR NEO ZEONG!>unfair.Fuck you.
>>34751032>>I'm gonna need some help against this thing.I'd be okay with just calling Karen to fight
>>34751032>I can handle it myself.Neo Zeong comes with the huge disadvantage.Namely that half of it's size is giant volatile fuel cylinders that only have I-Fields as protection.The Jesta also comes with a shoulder shield loaded up with missile grenade thingamabobs if I'm not mistaken, so I'm pretty sure we can disable it just by fucking those up.It's got a lot of beam weapons, but we have too many trump cards that can fuck it up. On top of that, the Unicorn wasn't designed to be at the center of the Neo Zeong, so there might be a chance it can't operate all of the weapons properly.Also Kenneth's a no-skill retard so he'll probably try to beamspam us without having any idea on how to actually use this thing to full potential.
>>34751032>Other"Look, could you just tell me one thing first? I'm not too good at the whole Plavsky particle physics thing, so I don't know this for myself: Would it be possible to actually make a Psyco-Shard Generator? Because that thing is just bullshit."
>>34751032> I'm gonna need some help with this thing.Seconding Karen and Jake. Both boast primarily physical armaments and neither use Psycommu. Karen and Jack can run interference while Jake brings down the hammer.
>>34751216Calm down anon, I don't like that he's using it either don't take it out on me.It's just that she already has a spot for the finals. I don't think Jake will want to rely on her for something like this but that's just me.
>>34751032>I'm gonna need some help against this thing.I say we get Holly to bring out a bunch of her spare Balls for us. I'm sure she has at least a half dozen in her bag. Give us a bunch more of the things, especially with her custom builds, and we can take on the Neo Zeong.
>>34751032>I'm gonna need some help against this thing.I would really love to see Jack solo this thing, but if we go for team mates, Karen is a must.Can Jake even operate efficiently in space?
>>34751265Then say that, don't be a faggot and call asking Char for help "unfair" after shit like this got pulled.
>>34751032>I'm gonna need some help against this thing.Karen is needed and I'd say Lucina, Jake would be a good choice but he'd at a disadvantage being in the Tusker.>Don't want to look bad in front of all these people.Isn't allowing this bullshit looking bad? Do ask though how he got that big fuck in here.
>>34751032>Other"Do you have any idea where he was keeping that thing? The Neo Zeong's model is the size of a small child, I can't see how he possibly managed to get it in here. "
>>34751032>>I can handle it myself.Time to prove that this New Juggler isn't just for show.
>>34751328Most likely, he has contacts in the set up crew/school officials and had it built in when the table was set up.
>>34751311That was my intent but it seemed it got confused during the writing. My Apologies but please calm down though. It's too early to get angry let's have fun.
>>34751032>I can handle it myself.The Jester can take it. We've got enough ballistic and explosive weapons to get past the I-Field and Trans-Am as a fallback. We just have to aim at the Unicorn itself, which is completely exposed, and it'll go down hard. Unless it has the Psyco-Shard Generator, in which case all our ammo and capacitors will self-destruct. Then the only ones who could take it would be Karen and Lucina, having solid blade weapons. I'm really hoping Kenneth isn't smart enough to figure out how to make a working Psyco-Shard Generator.
>>34751032You take one more look at the Neo Zeong hovering menacingly in the center of the table. Yeah, no, you weren't going to even think about trying to solo that. Even Banagher needed Newtype Space Magic to beat that thing. "I'm gonna need some help against this thing." You sigh."Got it." The Judge nods. "Let me know who you want and we'll call them down.">Nominate 2 teammates to assist!
>>34751429Karen and Jake or Lucina
>>34751429Karen and Jake
>>34751429>Karen and MacMac's revolver might be useful.
>>34751429Karen and Amy
>>34751429Jake's the guy with the Guntank right?If we choose Jake does that mean the field changes to earth? Cause no way that think if capable of atmospheric flight.It'd just fall over. Which would make it easy.
>>34751429Karen and Lucina
>>34751429Karen and Amy.Jake's unit is completely boned if the Psycho-Shard Generator works, Mac might work but I'd rather have the stealth unit sneak up to the back of the Neo Zeong so it can suddenly cut the Unicorn out of the Neo Zeong.Karen because KARMAAlso the ED to G-Reco leaked, who wants some linking goodness?
>>34751497You are currently inside a colony, so there is ground for him to move around on. It's just that the entire interior is exposed to vacuum now, which shouldn't be a problem for mobile suits, anyways.
>>34751512Amy's a stealth unit and her main weapons won't work.Deathscythe is a beam weapon, and so is the rifle.The only weapon she has that can do some damage is the scarf of the hero.
>>34751542Does Jake have Psycommu Guntank Treads?
>>34751429>Jake and Mac
>>34751542Ah OK, thought the colony was already destroyed and the field changed to space.>Karen and MacKaren cause it's her enemy, and Mac because his revolver is solid ammo isn't it?
>>34751573That's the thing. If we can get Kenneth to focus on us and Karen, who are currently the aim targets of his ire, Amy could stealth up, sneak up behind the Neo Zeong, and cut him out of his MA attachment before he even knows what's up.
>>34751607But Lucina and maybe even Mac can do the same thing and both have more/better armaments to deal with Kennth.
>>34751607Riddhe tried that in Unicorn, it didn't work. It had arms in it's back.>>34751512The psycho-shard probably won't work that way because it's probably like the Turn X's moonlight butterfly in Build Fighters, and not as devastating as it should be.
>>34751429Okay, so there's definite consensus on bringing Karen along. It's a bit more muddled on the second teammate, so we'll have a runoff vote.>Mac>Amy>Jake
>>34751660Yes, but unlike Riddhe, the Deathscythe is actually designed for this sort of thing. Besides, Gunpla are better or worse depending on how well they're put together, there's no telling if Kenneth blackmailed some genius builder to make it more efficient than it should.
>>34751429>Karen and JakeJust so it'll go down in history that his cheating Neo Zeong got trashed by a Jesta, a Flag and a Guntank.
>>34751573If it were a standard Deathsycthe that would be true, but Deathscythe Rozen only mounts solid weapons. Solid blade with a built-in sniper rifle firing ballistic rounds.
I have to leave, since I've got a class starting soon, but can I ask before I go that we give some smack talk to Kenneth along the lines of how he can't expect to actually go anyplace in the World Tournament? He's not going to be able to cheat like this outside of the school, he just doesn't have the infrastructure for it. Unless he can fight on his own merits he's just going to get embarrassed.Of course, that last line would be more biting if we were soloing him. I'm kind of disappointed we're bringing in backup. How are we going to prove we're ready for the tournament if we can only win when we fight with a team?
>all these votes for JakeAre we going to have to apologize to Jake for getting his Guntank broken again? If the Colony is destroyed anymore, he won't have a stable firing platform, unless we grab him with one of our balls.....Balltank?
>>34751833Believe it or not but the Guntank can be used in space.In the original 0079 series had something like that
>>34751866But the Tusker is a Ground-type Guntank. So presumably it can't do that.
>>34751823>How are we going to prove we're ready for the tournament if we can only win when we fight with a team?We won't be fighting someone who pulls a Neo Zeong out of their ass halfway into a match... hopefully.
>>34751908I doubt anyone on the global stage would pull a stunt like that.
>>34751877But we still have plenty of ground though, we're in a colony. And i'm sure Jake has some contingencies for space fighting.
>>34751823>>34751908I always assumed there would be more to qualification than just our school getting a place for free. Maybe a tournament between other schools, or a fight against Greco or Nils.
>>34751670"Can you get Karen and Jake, then?" "Got it." The Judge nods. A minute or two later, Karen and Jake are both ushered onto the battle floor, the Gunpla out and ready to go."The Judge told us what's going on." Karen said. "We'll gladly help you take Kenneth down.""I just wanted to see if this thing was as tough as everybody says." Jake says simply."Thanks, guys." You grin."ATTENTION AUDIENCE." The Judge bellows. "Fighter Jack Foulke as decided to accept a concession order to continue the battle! Battle will resume in ONE MINUTE!"You can hear lots of murmurs in the crowd. None of them have seen anything like this before, and you could feel a sort of tension, or energy building up in the room as they wondered what would happen next."Okay, we have time for a quick plan." Karen said. "Me and Jack will have to engage the Neo Zeong up close and try to draw its attention away from Jake. Jake, how do you think your cannons will fare from long range?""Well, they'll definitely reach." Jake says. "But since they're ballistic, their penetrating power drops sharply the farther the shells have to go. I see some good vantage spots, though. That cliff up there gives me perfect line of fire. I can just shoot at him directly without having to rely on indirect. Of course, if I can see him, he can see me. Or, I can set up in the city. There's a lot more cover, and it's much closer, but it will be harder for me to find a good firing angle. Or, I can set up in the field in between the cliff and city. Not much cover, but there's enough space for me to maneuver as I shoot.">Set up in the city.>Set up in the field.>Set up on the cliff.>Other
>>34752024>>Set up on the cliff.We'll keep his attention away from you
>>34752024>>Set up in the field.It's a bigass target. Also movement is life, I doubt there will be enough cover to properly protect him
>>34752024>>Set up in the field.The cliff is too open and Kenneth can probably level the city of he wants to. It's probably best for Jake to have room.
>>34752024>Set up in the field.It has wired bits, so It's pretty much always going to be able to shoot Jake even if he's hidden. The cliff is a nice idea, but he'd get vaped pretty quickly by the Zeong's Mega Partical Cannons.
>>34752024>>Set up in the field.Being able to maneuver will keep Jake alive.
>>34752024>Set up in the field
>>34752024"Set up in the field. Maneuverability is your best defense against this thing." You advise."Got it." Jake nods. FIGHT RESUMING IN 321GUNPLA FIGHT BEGINNo sooner than the buzzer goes off that you have to dive to the ground to dodge a flurry of beam shots from the Neo Zeong. Good thing you were already expecting Kenneth to play dirty. You drop down to the city below as the Neo Zeong continues to fire beams indiscriminately. At least he couldn't draw a visual on you.Meanwhile, Karen's Overflag drops down from the sky. You see the Neo Zeong's head crane upwards and it fires. The mega particle beams are easy enough to dodge, but the smaller beam cannons are too many. Karen manages to deflect the ones headed her way, but the remaining beams crisscross into an impenetrable fence of energy. Karen likewise drops down into the the relative safety of the city."That's some serious weight of fire." She sighs."Yeah. My anti beam chaff can stop the small beams, but I'm not sure how it'll handle the mega cannons.""Guys, he hasn't seen me yet." Jake says. "I got a shot. You want me to use cannons or rockets?"Well, the cannons would definitely put a dent in the Neo Zeong, but the rockets would be a huge distraction, as Kenneth would probably have to devote a lot of firepower to intercept those, which could give you and Karen a chance to get close...>Use cannons.>Use rockets.>Other
>>34752336>>Use rockets.And then get in there
>>34752336>>Use rockets.Close in first.
>>34752336>Use cannons.Save the rockets for a "Fire Everything" scenario.Make sure our ball's Autocannons are constantly taking pot-shots.
>>34752336>"Yes."Engage your ballistic Jesus Yamato, Jake. Do it. Become the hero of dakka everywhere.
>>34752336>Use rockets.We need I get close
>>34752336"Drop every rocket you got on him!" You order."Roger. Firing!" Jake announces.Suddenly, there's a loud whine as the TUSKER's MLRS pods unleash Hell. Hundreds of rockets rise in the air, headed straight for the Neo Zeong. The massive mobile armor detects the incoming projectiles and turns to face them, firing beams and causing multiple midair explosions as numerous rockets are intercepted. However, the bombardment achieves its objective in taking its attention off of you. "Go!" You yell at Karen as you engage your boosters. You shoot off into the air as your Balls follow.>TRANS AM>No, not yet.>Other
>>34752639>No, not yet.
>>34752639>>No, not yet.
>>34752639>>TRANS AMFucking Trans AM
>>34752639>No, not yet.Silly Merc, you don't use Trans-am at the start, you wait till you're pretty much fucked, Jack knows this too.
>>34752639>No, not yet.Wait for it...
>>34752639>No, not yet.Hopefully we don't have to use it this match it's too good to waste it on someone like Kenneth.
Rolled 20, 11, 11 = 42 (3d20)>>34752639You decide not to use Trans Am just yet. Instead, you pour as much energy into your boosters as possible. You see Karen doing the same.(roll is for Karen)>roll 1d20+4
Rolled 3 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>34752904
Rolled 17 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>34752904
>>34752904>20Good job Karen
Rolled 5 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>34752920>>34752937>>34752946
>>34752904>That 20RIP Kenneth.
Rolled 1 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>34752904
>>34752924>>34752928It's going to be one of those nights, ain't it?
>>34752996/tg/ dice hating on Kenneth? Yes. Yes its.
>>34752996You know it, baby.
>>34752904"I'm going for the head!" Karen says as she boosts ahead of you. "At the very least he'll focus on me! Hit him where it counts!"With that, Karen makes a beeline for the Unicorn. However, Kenneth detects her approach and sends two of the Neo Zeong's massive arms to intercept her. The Overflag bobs and weaves as the massive arms swing at her like clubs, trying to snatch her from the air, but it gives you an opportunity to strike.>Hit his arms.>Hit his mega beam cannons.>Hit is I-fields.>Hit his rocket boosters.>Hit his Psychoshard projector.>Other
>>34753064>>Hit is I-fields.
>>34753064>>Hit his Psychoshard projector.
>>34753064>>Hit his mega beam cannons.
>>34753064>>Hit his Psychoshard projector.Fuck that thing
>>34753064>Hit his Psychoshard projector.
>>34753064>Hit his Psychoshard projector.Damn it he has one of those got to take it out before he can activate it.
>>34753064>Hit his mega beam cannons.Removing the worst of his firepower should make future hit and run approaches easier, as well as let some of Jake's ordinance past. Once that happens, we can focus on the rest.
>>34753064>Hit his Psychoshard projector
Could somebody translate the target list for somebody who can't into Gundam?
>>34753064>>Hit his Psychoshard projector.I'm surprised he hasn't used it yet, he's the type that likes blowing his load early.
>>34753181>Arms (Smaller beam weapons)>Big Guns>Anti-weapon installments>Mobility>I win button
>>34753181>Hit his arms. (Arms)>Hit his mega beam cannons. (Fuck off beam guns)>Hit is I-fields. (Nopes beam weapons)>Hit his rocket boosters. (Go Fast)>Hit his Psychoshard projector. (Wreck other peoples weapons)
>>34753217Thanks>>34753064>>Hit his Psychoshard projector.
>>34753064>I don't know what any of these words meanPunch the...thing?I dunno.
>>34753181>Hit his arms that are also death rays>Hit his way bigger death rays>Hit his anti-beam barrier(s)>Hit his mobility>Hit his giant death ring that instantly fries everyone's weapons and ammo
>>34753248Look above you, some anons translated it for us illiterate types.
>>34753064You angle for the Neo Zeong's back, intending to hit the Psychoshard Projector. You're not sure if he actually installed it or not, but better to be safe than sorry. You didn't really want your entire team's weapons spontaneously exploding.Your Jester and Ball take up position at the Neo Zeong's back and aim your weapons.>roll 3d20
Rolled 18, 2, 2 = 22 (3d20)>>34753295
Rolled 17, 11, 9 = 37 (3d20)>>34753295
Rolled 13, 14, 5 = 32 (3d20)>>34753295
Rolled 10, 12, 4 = 26 (3d20)>>34753295
Rolled 16, 3, 2 = 21 (3d20)>>34753295dakka time
>>34753305>>34753311>>34753312>>34753317>>34753324I guess that last ball is a terrible shot.
>>34753337It's not its fault, it was born this way.
Rolled 9, 15, 15 = 39 (3d20)>>34753295Rolling for Neo Zeong saves...
>>34753337Well at least they did well in our last fight.
>>34753352... so it's Holly's fault?
>>34753364>15Fuck you Neo ZeongI hope
>>34753364You and your Balls unload all of your weaponry. Your Jester fires its beam rifle, grenades, and head vulcans into the Neo Zeong's back. Likewise, your Balls unload their beam rifles and autocannons. However, the combination of the Neo Zeong's thick armor and I-Field mean the majority of the hits are ineffective, but a stray head vulcan bursts hits something sensitive, causing a decently sized explosion that causes the entire mobile armor to shake. By this point, the TUSKER has already exhausted its missiles and the rest of the Neo Zeong's arms are freed up. As Kenneth tries to deal with Karen up front, he sends a four arms snapping to his back to deal with you.>Time to fall back.>Dodge the arms and keep hitting the Neo Zeong up close.>Other
>>34753458>Dodge the arms and keep hitting the Neo Zeong up close.
>>34753458>Time to fall back.Hit and run.
>>34753458>>Dodge the arms and keep hitting the Neo Zeong up close.We can't afford to let them all concentrate on Karen.
>>34753458>>Dodge the arms and keep hitting the Neo Zeong up close.Can't touch Jester
>>34753458>Time to fall back.Time to give Tusker another fire mission.
>>34753458>Dodge the arms and keep hitting the Neo Zeong up close.Staying real close means he finds it harder to hit us. Because he's huge, he's slow.
When exactly do we see the transition between CRT to LCD in the UC?
>>34753590Presumably somewhere around 2002 to 2004, same as when DVD begins to really phase out VHS.
>>34753458>>Dodge the arms and keep hitting the Neo Zeong up close.
Rolled 8, 1, 7 = 16 (3d20)>>34753458You decide to try and dodge the arms and continue pressing the attack on the Neo Zeong. You see the four arms rushing in as your grip on your controls tightens.>roll 1d20+4
Rolled 2 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>34753724
Rolled 10 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>34753724Dakka
Rolled 4 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>34753724
Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>34753724
>>34753724Blow our balls' payload all over him
Rolled 13 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>34753724
>>34753737It works...Also, just remember we have the honorable approach.
Rolled 5 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>34753755Same joke, but now with a roll.
>>34753724For such large things, those arms were way faster than you thought they were. It takes almost all of your reflex and skill to dodge the arms, which look like freaking freight trains from your perspective. One arm looks it's about to hit and and you manage to deflect the blow with your chobham shield. Your entire Gunpla shudders and damage warnings for your left arm whine. However, you've avoided the brunt of the attack, and now there's a narrow opening to hit the Neo Zeong again."Karen, how are you doing?" You ask."Can't get close. Those arms are fast!" Karen grunts.>Go support Karen.>Target the I-field generators.>Target the boosters.>Target the mega beam cannons.>Confirm the Psychoshard Projector is destroyed.>Other
>>34753863>Target the I-field generators.and if possible:>Confirm the Psychoshard Projector is destroyed.
>>34753863>Other:Target the I-field generators ourselves. Have the balls unload on the Psychoshard.
>>34753863>Target the I-field generators.Lets get that so our good stuff can wreck his shit.
>>34753863>>Confirm the Psychoshard Projector is destroyed.
>>34753863>>Target the I-field generators.Let's try and hit as much as we can
>>34753863>>Target the I-field generators.
>>34753863>Confirm the Psychoshard Projector is destroyed.>Target the boosters.
>>34753863>OtherPhysical rounds/explosives aimed at the Unicorn that's plugged into the Neo Zeong.
>Whhhhhhhy so tense? Are you seriously going to keep fighting? No matter how hard you struggle, MP units have a limit. Even if you customize your gunpla, it's MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA>Could a grunt fight a hero?>YOU ARE JUST A GRUNT, FAULKES!
>>34753863>>34753899This, we have our balls to deal damage too.
>>34753863>Target the mega beam cannons.We're the only one with beam weapons, so it's fairly unimportant to deal with the I-Field. If we deal with his weapons, then Jake can get in closer and destroy him.
>>34753920Don't listen to him kid. I know you got this.
>>34753913The Neo Zeong is big and scary, but the head, shoulders, and upper torso of the machine using it are still exposed.
>>34753863You dash to the side and take aim at the I-Field generators at the hips. If you can manage to destroy those, then that would eliminate a lot of the Neo Zeong's defensive firepower. You see the circular generators and take aim.>roll 3d20
Rolled 7, 16, 3 = 26 (3d20)>>34754134
Rolled 5, 15, 8 = 28 (3d20)>>34754134
Rolled 9, 15, 8 = 32 (3d20)>>34754134ATTACK!
Rolled 17, 10, 5 = 32 (3d20)>>34754134
Rolled 1, 9, 2 = 12 (3d20)>>34754134
Rolled 5, 14, 4 = 23 (3d20)>>34754134
>>34753920Sometimes, even the humblest of grunts can win the day.
Rolled 19, 7, 10 = 36 (3d20)>>34754134Rolling NZ saves.
>>34754171TACs and cascading ammo/missile explosions from poorly managed and/or designed heat sinks are the most amazing thing.
>>34754134>I-Field Generator>Defensive FirepowerWut.
>>34754212Sssshhh.this is a quest about feelings, not words.
>>34754208Too true. Pic related.
>>34754134You hit the I-field generator with everything you have, but the thing stubbornly refuses to die, no matter how many vulcan and autocannon shots you and Balls pour into it. Suddenly, one of the Neo Zeong's arms lash out, knocking your Balls away like ping pong balls. You hear a yelp from Karen as one of the Neo Zeong's arms grabs hold of her Overflag's leg.>Fall back and regroup with your Balls.>Assist Karen.>Call for fire support from Jake.>Other
>>34754212Similarly, taking out its beam cannons would reduce its offensive deterrence. :^)
So, if we manage to destroy the Neo Zeong itself piece by piece, can we drag the Unicorn out to have a proper battle? Karen and Jake go to the sidelines, we and Kenneth battle without any reinforcements cluttering things up. Because that would make for a more satisfying ending than just the power of teamwork. Forcing things to be an even fight, down to skill instead of who has the most guns.
>>34754266>>Assist Karen.We could
>>34754266>Assist Karen.>Call for fire support from Jake.No reason not to do both.
>>34754266Yup, the arms are definitely the greatest threat of the Neo Zeong.>Assist Karen
>>34754241Oh my god.I don't have a screencap, but I once had a Pegasus hover tank round a corner, lose control, crash into a building and collapsing it, killing all three infantry sections within the building's z levels.
>>34754266>OtherGo for the core for maximum damage: hit that juicy, exposed Unicorn popping out of the Neo Zeong. No cockpit block, no threat.
>>34754266>>Call for fire support from Jake.>Assist Karen.
>>34754266>Call for fire support from JakeTell him to target the arm holding Karen and the psycho-whatever on the unicorn. He should prioritize Karen.Meanwhile, lets get the fucking I-field down with our heat knife.
>>34754266>Call for fire support from Jake.>Assist Karen.
>>34754278Except I-Fields have nothing to do with firepower unless you're a SUMO.
>>34754266>Assist Karen.>Call for fire support from Jake.
>Just get into thread>People pussy out and call for helpPathetic
>>34754266Ball Recall our balls back to our side and assist Karen.
Rolled 20, 19, 18 = 57 (3d20)>>34754266"Hold on, Karen!" You yell, boosting forward to free her from the Neo Zeong's grip. "Jake! Hit him with your cannons!""You sure about that? You guys are awfully close-""Just do it!" "All right, firing!"The Neo Zeong's arms converge on as you hear the distant BOOM of the TUSKER's twin cannons.(rolling for Jake's shot)>roll 1d20
Hey, maybe our balls might have a better chance of hitting the i-field on their own since the Neo Unicorn's focusing on us and Karen?
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>34754511
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>34754511
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>34754511
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>34754511Holy shit
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>34754511rekt
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>34754511Okay.
>>34754511>Jake's rolls Holyshit>>34754525HOLY SHIT!
>>34754511>20, 19, 18Damn Jake
GuysHeyHey guysWhat ifGuysWhat ifWhat if we pull Kennith out, then use the Neo Zeong against him ourselves?
>Jake stepping the fuck up when Karen is in dangerI motion that JaKaren now become an accepted pairing.
>>34754586Nah, I just want to make him actually fight us. Not a team vs. a giant fuck-off mobile armor. Just two gunpla, head to head, like the game is meant to be played.
>>34754586That just wouldn't be fair. We're gonna pull him out and duel mano y mano.
>>34754586How about we use the Neo Zeong as a bludgeoning device to to beat the Unicorn.
>>34754586If we can pull him out we could already have taken him down. It's a dick move and out of character.
>>34754601I see nothing wrong with this.Seconded.
>>34754609>>34754606>Fight atop the crumbled armoryes
>>34754586We will wreck his Neo Zeong, and then we will wreck his precious Unicorn no mercy to Kenneth.
Did Jake ammo rack it like how the Tusker got it? Karmic...
>>34754633>All weapons empty>Backups pointed in each others faces>click, click, click, click!>... ... ... "No one interfere.">Fistfight>LIQUID!
>>34754689We do have that heatknife...
>>34754689>We hit him with the launchable heatknife
>>34754689>>34754709>Kennith pinned with us over him, fist raised>"Hey Ken, get fucked.">Deploy heat knife, but catch it and bury it in his head
>>34754633>>34754689Anyone have a Simon vs Antispiral gif to drop right around now?
"GET GOOD YOU PAY-TO-WIN SCRUB!"
>>34754511You boost forward, staying ahead of the Neo Zeong's other arms and give a solid kick to the one holding Karen in place, loosening its grip on her leg enough that she can slip out. "Incoming!" Jake yells.You literally see the twin shells fly past your screen and strike the Unicorn directly in the face. There's a loud mechanical wail as the Neo Zeong literally spins out before crashing on the ground."Is... is it dead?" You blink."I don't know. Maybe we should just shoot it more, just to be sure." Karen says."That's a good idea." You agree.However, suddenly, the entire Neo Zeong begins to glow an ominous red. You realize that the entire damn thing was equipped with NTD! However, even worse, you see two shapes rise up. The Unicorn, its face a mangled mess, rises from the fallen Neo Zeong, and summons three funnel shields from its Full Armor pack.Meanwhile, the now pilotless Neo Zeong ALSO rises, and you realize that he essentially turned the thing into a giant funnel!"Oh damn." You gasp."I didn't want to do this." Kenneth scowls. "But now you've made me!"Suddenly, the back of the Neo Zeong starts to glow a bright orange. He was trying to activate the psychoshard.>Call his bluff. There's no way that thing can be working.>Try to get out of range.>Charge the Unicorn.>Charge the Neo Zeong.>Other
>>34754858>>Charge the Unicorn.TRANS AMTake him out before he goes
>>34754858>>Charge the Unicorn.Trans Am up in this bitch.
>>34754858>Charge the Unicorn
>>34754858>Target the UnicornWith everything. Absolutely everything.
>>34754858>>Charge the Unicorn.TRANS-GRAHAM!
>>34754858>Charge the Unicorn.>TRANS AM!
>>34754858>Charge the Unicorn.Trans Am the FUCK outta it!
>>34754858>Charge the Unicorn.Trans-Am and lets end this sucker.
>>34754858Drop guns, dive straight into Unicorn.Can't control the funnel if the user is dead
>>34754905turn on that trans am too!
>>34754858>Charge the Unicorn>TRANS-AM>MOEAGARE!!! GUNPLA!!!!!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO7FDs_q_og
>>34754858>Charge the Unicorn.>Charge the Neo Zeong.We can do both. We have enough Balls to take them both on. Trans-Am on all GN Drives, worst case scenario happens we ram the Balls into the Neo Zeong for the sake of self-destructing at point-blank range.
>>34754858>Charge the Unicorn."Made you? You're the one being a prick, who couldn't rely on his own skill and ability to win, so he has to rely on bribing, blackmail and cheating to get by, that's all your own doing, and it'll be your undoing. TRANS-AM"
>>34754858>"Me neither.">Charge>Trans-Am>Jake provides supporting fire>WRECK HIS SHIT
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>34754858Rolling for Neo Zeong
>>34754858>Have Balls flank from behind>Stand in place as he crumples under fire
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>34755068Doesn't this mean we should be rolling too?
>>34755068Here's a thought maybe we give a good line when we charge him trans-am mode like>"This is no ordinary GM Kenneth, this is no ordinary GM!"
>>34754973>>34754996More like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnaC0RgEPCwHe may be using the protagonist machine, but we get the heroic leitmotif.
>Trans AMI justremembered we get to show off the mask we made
>>34755161Well, of course it isn't. We upgraded to a Jesta a while ago.
>>34754858"Karen, Jake, you guys handle the Neo Zeong." You say, keying your Trans Am switch. "I'll handle the Unicorn.""Got it." Karen says."Jester, TRANS AM!" You yell as you hit the switch.Instantly, your Jester and the Balls glow a bright red. The cackling joker skull mask clamps into place and the Jester blitzes forward. The Unicorn hesitates for a second, as if Kenneth was caught off guard by your Trans Am, but eventually the Unicorn charges forward as well. Even he knew he couldn't outrun a Trans Am suit in a straight race. Meanwhile, the Neo Zeong's Psychoshard activates, but it's obviously not at full capacity due to the damage you inflicted on it earlier. About a quarter of the ring is missing, and it flickers on and off intermittently. However, you notice the temperature warnings in your weapons rising sharply. They weren't at critical levels yet, but it might be a problem later.>Ditch your weapons. You won't need them.>Keep your weapons. You might need them.>Other
>>34755207>>Ditch your weapons. You won't need them.We have the heat knife and shield, that's all we need.
>>34755207>>Ditch your weapons. You won't need them.We got a shield and a knife
>>34755207>>Keep your weapons. You might need them.We'll throw them at the Unicorn as bombs if they start to blow.
>>34755207>Ditch your weapons. You won't need them.What's the status of the Balls? Are they still knocked away?
>>34755161"I didn't want to do this either. So now we're both unhappy. And whose fault is that, Kenneth?"Or, for more pun, "You're practically making me red with rage here, Kenneth."
>>34755207>Ditch weapons>Keep hidden heat knife>Remember the basics of CQC
>>34755207>Keep your weapons. You might need them.throw them away when they near critical for now we need them.
>>34755207>OtherDitch the ranged weapons, but keep our beam sabres. This fight will be finished in close combat. Although, if we still have vulcan rounds (can't remember if the Jesta has them) we should empty them out pretty quickly.
>>34755207We got a knife and pic related, that's all we need
>>34755207>OtherCan we jettison the weapons mounted on the Balls, too? Because if so, ditch them and use the rapid recall feature to dock them to us for extra power. If not, ram those fuckers into him as makeshift missiles.
What exactly are the ill effects of using weapons about to overheat?
>>34755207>Keep your weapons. You might need them.
>>34755306They might blow up
Lets rock, baby.
>>34755354That's not Space Dandy. That's Red Line. Get your file names right.
>>34755426The joke is that you're being intentionally obtuse? Okay.
Rolled 4, 15, 13 = 32 (3d20)>>34755207You ditch your beam rifle and and sabers and fire off the last of your grenades and vulcan ammo. Likewise, your Balls detach their own weapons and dock on the Jester, increasing your Trans Am power even further. However, Kenneth's shield funnels block most of the incoming damage. Instead of ditching his own weapons, he lowers is beam magnum and takes aim at you.>roll 1d20+9
>>34755326We can use them or fire the off then ditch or use the exploding weapons as bombs.
Rolled 11 + 9 (1d20 + 9)>>34755463
Rolled 10 + 9 (1d20 + 9)>>34755463
Rolled 5 + 9 (1d20 + 9)>>34755463JETSTER!!
Rolled 4 + 9 (1d20 + 9)>>34755463rolling
Rolled 18 + 9 (1d20 + 9)>>34755463ORE WA GUNDAM
>>34755490Damn it. Sorry for being too slow, everyone. We still beat his roll, at least.
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>34755463Rolling for beam magnum save.
Rolled 4 + 9 (1d20 + 9)>>34755463Gotta roll good
>>34755516This is gonna hurt.
>>34755463You quickly dodge to the side just as the massive beam shoots past. The problem with the beam magnum was its horrendously slow fire rate, which meant you had more than enough time to close the distance. Kenneth then sends the shield funnels in an attempt to ram you with them. >Just boost past them. >Use your Balls to hold them off.>Destroy the shields so they won't be a problem later.>Other
>>34755528No, I think the roll in >>34755463 was Kenneth's attack. The "beam magnum save" is probably the roll against the beam magnum being affected by the Psyco-Shard Generator. In which case we dodged, but the beam magnum didn't blow up. Too bad, would have been fun if it had.
>>34755583>>Just boost past them.go for the kill
>>34755583>>Use your Balls to hold them off.
>>34755583>>Destroy the shields so they won't be a problem later.
>>34755583>Just boost past them. He's ramming with them? So he doesn't have the beam gatlings? Definitely boosting past, then. Get into melee range and they won't be useful to him.
>>34755583>>Just boost past them.No time for that shit
>>34755583>Just boost past them.Lets end this match
>>34755583>Use your balls to hold them offNegate his remaining advantage, then tear his suit a new asshole in melee.
>>34755583>>OtherGRAB THEM, USE THEM AS KENNETH BASHING WEAPONS
Don't the Balls have Planet Defensors for the beam magnum? or are they too weak for it/already exploded>>34755583>Use your Balls to hold them off.We still haven't used the ball recall yet have we? Send the balls after the shields, and then recall if we need them.
>>34755583USE THE BOOST TO GET THROUGH!
>>34755583>Destroy the shields so they won't be a problem later.
>>34755583USE THE BOOST TA GET THROUGH!
>>34755583>Just boost past them.We're on a time limit with our Trans-Am. We can detach our Balls later if needed, but right now it's best to assume the worst.
>>34755627Only our Defender ball has that
>>34755627We just did, actually. We docked them to get an extra boost. And the Balls with the Planet Defensors aren't the ones we have equipped right now.
>>34755662>>34755659Oh OK, couldn't remember which balls we were using for this fight, thought it was 1 attacker and one defender.
>>34755583.>Boost past and prepare to harvest the unicorn horn for herbal remedies.
>>34755734It's currently split into a V-fin, but I like your thinking. If possible, let's snap it off. He doesn't deserve to bear the title of "Gundam".
>>34755752We totally should.
>>34755752We better say that he is not Gundam when we do it.
>>34755752>>34755762I want to kitbash it onto the head and wear it like a crown.
Rolled 17, 8, 18 = 43 (3d20)>>34755583"Jester, GO!" You yell as you put everything into speed.>roll 1d20+9
>>34755797That is not honorable.
Rolled 2 + 9 (1d20 + 9)>>34755815
Rolled 7 + 9 (1d20 + 9)>>34755815
Rolled 18 + 9 (1d20 + 9)>>34755815
>>34755207>"Jester, TRANS AM!" You yell as you hit the switch.Greatly disappointed we didn't yell out TRANS GRAHAM!
Rolled 16 + 9 (1d20 + 9)>>34755815ATTTACCCK!
>>34755821That's fine, we picked not-knight didn't we?'sall good.
>>34755831You saved us all.
Rolled 4 + 9 (1d20 + 9)>>34755815rolling
>>34755836Why would we? Our name's Jack.
>>34755831We've gone full fast
>>34755831You blow past the shield funnels before they even get a chance to get close. They turn to try to track you, but it's too late. You're already on a collision course with the Unicorn. You can see Kenneth has reloaded a fresh e-cap and is ready to fire again.>Dodge>Keep charging.>Fire your heat knife.>Other
>>34755857It's the principle of it.>>34755869It's too late now, we already said it normally.
Rolled 12 + 9 (1d20 + 9)>>34755885>Fire your heat knife.Sup.
>>34755885>>Fire your heat knife.Nope
>>34755885>Fire your heat knife.
>>34755885Fire your heat knife into his E-cap magazine.
>>34755885>DodgeI want to dynamic entry him and then use his suit as a skateboard to grind up the Neo Zeong and detonate it to blow the colony.
>>34755885>Fire your heat knife.Sever his arm or knock out his magnum. We'll do this up close and personal.
>>34755885>>Fire your heat knife.We can always finish this with our bare hands.
>>34755885>Fire your heat knife.No Kenneth just no.
>>34755885>Fire your heat knife.Preferably into the beam magnum so it detonates. But I'll settle for hitting his arm to disable it and spoil his aim.
>>34755885>>Fire your heat knife.Hit his Magnum
>>34755885Man, good thing his Beam Magnum doesn't have a five round magazine like in canon, That would suck.
>>34755885>Fire your heat knifeThen we ram him and stabby stabby his ugly gundam mug
>>34755916>>34755885thisWe disable his gun and annihilate him with our robot fist knees
>>34755885.Fire the knife, SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER
>>34755885>Fire your heat knife.Aim for the magnum and then slam into the Unicorn.
>>34755956If we go hand to hand we will just beat him to death with our balls using the magnets.
>>34755956I was under the impersion that the E-caps would probably explode, much to our unending glee.
After this fight we challenge him to a real 1v1 match
>>34756008I'm not sure he deserves it. Gunpla is a thing of joy, and he's a joy vampire.
>>34756008but anon, this is the real 1v1. Everything prior to this was just pre-game/foreplay.
>>34756030That's why we win if we do it. We play a nice game.
>>34756030Maybe he'll rediscover that joy once we fist fight his Unicorn
>>34756008Whatever for.The next fight we face him is in the 3v3 for the first team position.Theres no reason to fight him again and give him more intel
Rolled 17, 19, 4 = 40 (3d20)>>34755885Remembering your last minute modification, you raise your Jester's right arm and aim your heat knife launcher right at the beam magnum...>roll 1d20
>>34756047It's called gbf, so that will be what happens.
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>34756071
>>34756030Because we didn't really win the fight. Our team did.
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>34756071
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>34756071COMEON
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>34756071
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>34756071Die Kenneth
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>34756071
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>34756077Motherfucker
>>34756077>>34756082>>3475608329 vs 40NAILED IT
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>34756071roll
>>34756077What the fuck! GODDAMMIT!
>>34755963>http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=903_1365806946&comments=127 seconds in: us finally getting to the Unicorn.
>>34756119Nat ones aren't crits.
Rolled 3, 52 = 55 (2d100)>>34756071Rolling hit locations...
>>34756129we still failed to beat his roll by 11
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>34756138And beam magnum save...
>>34756143We don't have to beat the total, just the highest roll
>>34756143No, we didn't. Because neither of us were dodging. That's why Merc rolled two hit locations. We both hit.
>>34756173Well, hope this isn't a game over then.
>>34756150Unfortunately, your heat knife only glances off the beam magnum's barrel. However, it deflects the weapon just enough that it hits your Chobham shield instead of your Jester's torso. You instinctively hit your anti-beam chaff dispenser, and combined with the thick Chobham armor and the GN particles your Jester is throwing off, the beam magnum merely melts your Chogham shield rather than punching through it. However, your left arm suffers further damage as molten armor spatters all across it. However, you were now in melee range of the Unicorn.>Disarm him.>Start attacking him directly. >Other
>>34756222>>Start attacking him directly.
>>34756222>Start attacking him directly.Just die already Kenneth.
>>34756222>>Start attacking him directly.Don't stop now
>>34756222>Start attacking him directly.apply punch
>>34756222STAbitty stab him, finish this fight before the Trans Am runs out of Juice.
>>34756222>Disarm him.>beat him to death the beam magnum
>>34756222DYNAMIC ENTRY!Use his corpse as a surfboard and grind him into dust
>>34756222>Start attacking him directly.He's probably got more tricks like EXAM or something, but I've stopped caring anymore and just want him dead.
>>34756222>Start attacking him directly.If need be take our left arm and beat him to death with it.
>>34756222>Start attacking directlyShiv him in the cockpit until he stops moving. Then shiv him some more.
>>34756222>Why not both? Feint a shoulder check. In actuality, we're ramming him by deploying a Ball directly into him which promptly shoots him in the face, while grabbing and disabling his magnum arm bare-handed.
>>34756285Why would we break our arm when there's a perfectly good beam magnum to use.
Rolled 5, 6, 1 = 12 (3d20)>>34756222Ignoring the beam magnum, you aim your attacks straight at the Unicorn itself, your Jester's GN-powered fists go flying.>roll 1d20+1
>>34756334Or a Ball.
Rolled 2 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>34756346LETS GO
Rolled 18 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>34756346
Rolled 9 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>34756346
>>34756334Our arm is pretty fucked up.
Rolled 16 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>34756346Die!
Rolled 10 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>34756346Here we go!
Rolled 13 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>34756346
Rolled 3 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>34756346
Rolled 12 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>34756346
Rolled 20 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>34756346Remember we can reroll if we need to, but I doubt we do.
>>34756357Almost had a crit, oh well
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>34756346Take my RAGE. FURY. AND ALL MY SORROW.
>>34756346>>34756360Please say we rip his arm off and beat his suit apart with it.
>>34756380You were late, it would have been funny too.
>>34756357>>34756360>>34756361Rollling poorly.Thankfully kenneth rolled even poorer. Till we won every roll
>>34756357Oh my, so close to a crit! Do you guys want to reroll this to see if you get a better result?
>>34756410I really do want to
>>34756410That damn cat. Let's save the reroll for a failure.Does it reroll the entire set or just the one die?
>>34756410Would we reroll the one or all of them?
>>34756410YES.WHAT COULD GO WRONG.
>>34756380it keeps happening, worst dice curse
>>34756410as the person who rolled that; yes I want to reroll.
>>34756410No. An 18+1 high is fine. Unless I'm misunderstanding how dice for GBFQ works compared to your others.
>>34756410Nah, I'm good save it for later
>>34756410Nah, we'll probably roll worse.
>>34756410>that fucking catI wanted to before, but now I'm scared
>>34756410A success is good enough. We might need that reroll later. I don't trust the dice today.
>>34756410Not really, the 18+1 is fine. Very funny Merc Com
>>34756437worst part is I couldn't post in time because 60 second cooldown.
>>34756410Yeah no. /tg/dice give and take very easily.
>>34756410Fuck off Loki. But seriously, how long more do we have in Trans-Am?
>>34756440A dice crits as long as all our dice beat the highest roll is I think the only difference
>>34756471Well all we've done is more towards him. In the fights in the show it lasted quite a while.
>>34756410Madoka has taught me many things, main thing however is never trust cute.
>>34756471If it's anything like in the show we have 5 minutes, I doubt it's been more then 30 seconds.
>>34756486Best to ask and be sure. What if we're on reverse Namek?
>>34756458Hes asking to reroll the 2. A crit is only when all 3 rolls beat
>>34756502our balls also extend the time when they're docked on the suit, IIRC.
Rolled 1, 7, 19 = 27 (3d20)>>34756346The Unicorn blocks your first punch, but since his other arm is still holding on to the beam magnum, he's really only got one arm to defend with, which leaves him open to attack with your other fist. Your left arm slams into the Unicorns head repeatedly, smashing its eyes and even breaking its signature V-fin off. At this point, the Unicorn tosses away the beam rifle and retaliates. However, you keep up your attack as well.>roll 1d20+1
Rolled 15 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>34756520
Rolled 12 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>34756520DIIICEEE
Rolled 4 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>34756520roll
Rolled 6 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>34756520
Rolled 4 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>34756520
>>34756527>>34756530>>34756537...wanna try and reroll?
>>34756537>>34756530>>34756527Good thing we saved our reroll
>>34756551We've got a 3/20 chance for success.
>>34756520Well, the roll is... kinda respectable. Do you want to reroll?>Y>N
>>34756601>NIt's not amazing, but I think we're fine.
>>34756601YIncidentally, can our balls do anything at all while docked?
THIS FIGHT SHALL BE SETTLED WITH MANLY FISTICUFFS!
>>34756630We dropped all our weapons so I don't think they have anything
>>34756649We can magnetically attach them to our hands and use them as clubs. But that would be insane.
>>34756573Higher, actually. The odds of rolling at least a 19 with three rolls is 1-((18-1)/20)^3. Comes out to around 39% chance.
>>34756630Not really, I think they're stabilizing our power, like the 0 Raiser does on 00. Trans-am Burst never
>>34756670We should at least wait until our trans am runs out, our balls are extending it after all
>>34756697>wait until our trans am runs outDoesn't that leaves us vulnerable since our model's performance decreases drastically? Or am I remembering the wrong thing?
>>34756697unless we can still siphon power while using them as clubs.
>>34756719No yeah it'll do that
Rolled 22, 50 = 72 (2d100)>>34756601...
>>34756719No that's right, but if we destroy them early, then we'll drop out of trans-am quicker, which as you say, makes us weaker.
>>34756673Where does the 18-1 come from? Shouldn't it just be 18?
>>34756746Both suits simply wail on each other, sending punches and kicks smashing into armor plate. You can see the Unicorn's already damaged armor cracking apart, while your left arm's damage sensors start constantly shrieking now as structural integrity is failing. Your own Jester starts taking some hits too, with one right hook cracking your joker mask, and a punch to the left shoulder causing even more damage to the ailing arm.>KEEP HITTING>See if Karen or Jake can back you up.>Other
>>34756770We're in melee range. Couldn't we conceivably deploy, fire, and recall in a split second, just to keep him off-balance? If it deploys with enough force, it could also be used as an improvised ram, as mentioned above.
>>34756814>>KEEP HITTINGWE WILL FIGHT AS MEN
>>34756814>>KEEP HITTINGDon't ever stop
>>34756814>KEEP HITTINGWE SETTLE THIS LIKE MEN
>>34756775No, it's a...shit, I should be able to remember the name of this probability distribution. Trust me, it's the right one.
>>34756814>>KEEP HITTING>>OtherKnee to the groin and headbutt."No more special powers. No more finishing moves. I'm just going to knock some sense into you!"
>>34756814>KEEP HITTING>>34756827They dropped their weapons. And I think our recall has already been used.
>>34756814>KEEP HITTINGWe're gonna win the honorable way.
>>34756845I thought it was bell curve or something.
>>34756814I wonder if our fists are going super fast considering we're both in out super mode>yfw Jack has been laughing this whole time and he hasn't noticed
>>34756814> KEEP HITTINGGo God Hand on his ass
>>34756814DON'T INTERFERETHIS IS BETWEEN USYes, that's a vote for >KEEP PUNCHING.
>>34756814>KEEP HITTINGI'm sure Karen or Jake will back us up when things are bad.
>>34756814>>KEEP HITTINGTHIS IS OUR FIGHT, DON'T STOP PUNCHING THE MOTHERFUCKER!
Shouldn't his NT-D be over now? He was using it against David, and in the Neo Zeong, it's only supposed to have a 5 min time limit, or did he superglue it in Destroy mode?
>>34756856They dropped all of them? Goddamn. Guess I need to reading comprehension better.
>>34756863Bell curve measures frequency of a probability within a set.the thing that I also don't know the name of is for finding the probability of something within the given set.
Do a Dempsey Roll!
>>34756867Yeah that sounds cool.
Rolled 20, 20, 11 = 51 (3d20)>>34756814You decide to keep up the attack, mercilessly striking the Unicorn as it does the same to you.>roll 1d20+1
Rolled 16 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>34756957GAH
Rolled 6 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>34756957Shit
Rolled 15 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>34756957Fucking shit
Rolled 9 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>34756957>2 20's
Rolled 17 + 1 (1d20 + 1)Dempsey Roll!>>34756957
>>34756957Oh what the FUCK!
Rolled 17 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>34756957
>>34756957>20, 20, 11
Rolled 3 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>34756957WAAAAIL
>>34756957Well, we lost. Hopefully Karen can just stab him in the back or something.Also looks like we need a new gunpla... already.
>>34756845Unless I'm failing to math, chance of a 19 or higher on one die is 2/20. So chance of 18 or lower is 18/20. Getting 18 or lower on all of 3 dice is (18/20)^3. Therefore 19 or higher at least once on 3 dice is 1-(18/20)^3.Correct me if I'm wrong - there's a very real possibility that I cannot into math any more.
>>34756957MY FUCKING FACE
Rolled 17 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>34756957I'm super happy crits work both waysThey do right?
>>34757009Its still not a crit fail.
>>34756957It should only be a crit if all of his dice had beat ours, right?
>>34757037Unless the reroll effects the enemy as well we will not beat that roll.
>>34757037We can't do that on his stuff. You don't want a 1/10 chance of success.>>34757043Yes
>>34757011Oh wait, the - 1 came from our +1 bonus. I am an idiot.
>>34757037Right, we didn't use it before
>>34756957Haha, I'm pretty sure you'd want to take your chances at a reroll now, but better hope you get at least an 11+!Reroll?>Y>N
>>34757037No, the odds of a reroll going in our favour are too weak.
>>34757029Maybe not, but our gunpla is almost certainly trashed, from the damage we've already taken.
>>34757043Its a crit on his side if all our rolls are lower than his lowest roll.
Ya know, if we lose our arm here that would make us Solo-Wing Pixy pt 2I may have posted this in the wrong thread.
Rolled 20 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>34756957we got any head valcuns left?
>>34757072>NLuke tells Wedge he's almost there
>>34757043Yeah.>>34757037You actually think we can get a good enough of a reroll to beat that and hold the 11?
>>34757072>YLet's do it
>>34757072YOk fine.I still dont full get the dice rules for this quest so I'll trust your recommendation.
>>34757072>NWe already have a roll better than his lowest so it's not all bad
>>34757072Are we rerolling the entire set?
>>34757072N We're not going to beat that, and we've got a higher chance of giving him a crit than getting one ourselves.
>>34757072It's not a crit already though. We rolled 16, 6, 15. We beat him on one number and I don't see how a reroll will help unless we roll two 20s
>>34757092Great job, Anonymous. Great. Fucking. Job.
>>34757092>Rolled 20 + 1FUCK
>>34757092No we shot everything
>>34757111>http://pastebin.com/EF7ZcvHDHere you go. It's in the OP. If all of his dice beat our dice, its a crit. Right now, it's not a crit.>>34757072N
>>34757072>NIt won't help, we already avoided a crit fail and it's not like we're gonna beat him.
>>34757126Wait. We DO HAVE THE VULCANS!!!WHERE THE HELL ARE THEY?
>>34757072>NEven if the Jester is trashed, we can always switch to the Balls.
>>34757092You had one job.
>>34757072NLet's use it on something actually beatable.
>>34757142And what counts as success and failure.
>>34757072Yes. We have a 27% chance of matching him, and only a 9% chance of him getting a crit. Let's do it.
>>34757164Did you read the fucking link?It has the rules right there. I posted it for a reason.
>>34757151No we shot them all so our face doesn't blow up
>>34757072It's fairly obvious there's samefaggotry at work. Final destination time?
>>34757072Unfortunately, Kenneth gets a good combo in, and focuses his attacks on your left arm and shoulder, knowing it was your most damaged part. You grimace. Down one arm, you were going to be at a distinct disadvantage in a close fight. You then remember you still have your Balls, still docked on and extending your Trans Am. You can attempt to use them to assist you, but in doing so, you'd be cutting down your active Trans Am time. It would basically be an all or nothing attack.>I can take him with one arm!>Send in the Balls!>Other
>>34757179As in how do the dice line up?Highest v highest or as many successes as we can get?
>>34757211>>OtherRIP BROKEN ARM OFF.BEAT KENNETH WITH OUR OWN ARM.ALSO USE FEET.
>>34757211>>I can take him with one arm!>>34757214>This quest is based around a D20 system. Whenever a roll is called for, only the first three rolls will be considered, with the highest begin taken. Stats act as modifiers to the corresponding rolls. >There are two different types of rolls, DC and Opposed. DC means your roll has to meet a certain preset number. This normally is used for skill checks such as making a save or making a complicated maneuver. Opposed rolls mean you try to roll higher than your opponent. For example, this happens when trying to dodge or parry enemy attacks. >Critical successes for DC rolls occur if all of your rolls beat the DC. For Opposed rolls, all three of your rolls must beat the opponent's highest roll. Conversely, critical failures occur if all three rolls do not meet the DC, or if they are all lower than your opponent's lowest roll.Can you not read?
>>34757211>I can take him with one arm!We as much time as we can.
>>34757211>I can take him with one arm!>something something my balls just keep getting in the way
>>34757211>>I can take him with one arm!We can do itI'm feeling really tense
>>34757211>I can take him with one arm!JESTA-FINGAAAA
>>34757214If we get at least one result that's higher than his highest result, it's a success. If we get all three results higher than his highest, it's a critical.
>>34757211>Other - Our left maybe useless as an arm, but it can still be a bludgeon!RIP OUR ARM OFF AND BEAT HIM WITH IT!
>>34757211>I can take him with one arm!The Balls can await.
>>34757211ITS ROLLING TIMEI've been waiting for this.RAM HIM
>>34757211>>I can take him with one arm!Rip off the broken one. It is now our weapon.
>>34757211>>I can take him with one arm!Rip off the broken limb and use it as a weapon. Solo Wing Pixy is a go.
>>34757211>I can take him with one arm!Let's use the other one as a club!
>>34757211>Send in the Balls
>>34757211>>I can take him with one arm!By using my left arm as a club!
>>34757211>Send in the Balls!Only one, though, the left Ball. Have it overload the GN Drive and detonate.
>>34757211>I can take him with one arm!
>>34757211>>I can take him with one arm!>>OtherRip off the broken arm and beat him with it!
>>34757211>I can take him with one arm!Tear it off and beat him to death with it!
>>3475724020, 11, 5 vs 17, 15, 4Highest dice faceoff or or as many success as we can get? Or did you not understand what I asked.
Rolled 14, 13, 15 = 42 (3d20)>>34757211Well, enough was enough. If your left arm was going to be dead weight, it might as well be useful dead weight. You give the Unicorn a hearty kick to force it back to give time to do what you need to do.You use your Jester's right arm to grab the left, and pull with all your might, ripping your left arm out at the socket. Now armed with with an improvised melee weapon, you begin the attack again.>roll 1d20+1
>>34757211WE DIDN'T NEED THAT ARM ANYWAY!>I can take him with one arm!
>>34757295We aren't Kamen Rider. We're not even Skull Rider.
Rolled 3 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>34757328Kenneth!
Rolled 18 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>34757328
Rolled 7 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>34757328
Rolled 15 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>34757328
Rolled 19 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>34757328
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>34757328COME ON!
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>34757344...
>>34757211>I can take him with one arm!He was already damaged from his earlier fight with David. He should also be on his last legs, right? Actually, I'm pretty surprised about how well he's been holding up considering we didn't take a scratch from Lilian.
>>34757328Damnit Kenneth, stop rolling so well!
>>34757328Can we yell for Aina? Please?
>>34757382We beat his roll, idiot. Did you bother reading the rules?
>>34757328>You use your Jester's right arm to grab the left, and pull with all your might, ripping your left arm out at the socket
>>34757409If you have to ask, the answer is no.
>>34757361With all your might, your Jester swings its dislocated left arm down like a club, smashing the Unicorn directly on top of the head and actually pushing the head down partially into the chest cavity. The Unicorn's red glow dies out as the suit falls to its knees, temporarily disabled.The entire gym goes quiet.>Just tip over the Unicorn. It's over.>FINISH HIM>Other
Maybe we should've just refuse to continue playing when Kenneth turned into an idiot. And maybe a petition on change.org.
>>34757435>FINISH HIMShow no mercy!
>>34757435>FINISH HIMDon't give him a chance to get back up.
>>34757435>FINISH HIMBlood for the blood god!
>>34757435>>Just tip over the Unicorn. It's over.Let's not overkill it
>>34757435>>FINISH HIMTAKE. HIS. HEART.
>>34757435>>FINISH HIMDouble tap.
>>34757435KILL HIM WITH A BALL It'll be the worst disgrace everFINISH HIM
>>34757435>Jake; you have a fire mission.
>>34757435Throw it into the Zeong
>>34757435>>FINISH HIMI'm not taking any chances here.
>>34757435>>FINISH HIMHe might have another trick up his sleeve, let's play it safe.
>>34757435>FINISH HIMWith a suplex! Wait can we do that with just one arm?
>>34757435>>FINISH HIMI've had enough of his tricks. End it now.
>>34757459>>34757462>>34757466>>34757472>>34757479>>34757480So like how Kennith killed that Zaku.Nice guys, nice....
>>34757435>temporarily disabled.ITS STILL ALIIIIIIVEKILL IT.>FINISH HIM>>34757498SURPLEX HIM. YES.
>>34757435>FINISH HIMSingle blow to the cockpit.Implying I am controlling the Unicorn.
>>34757435>Just tip over the Unicorn. It's over.magnanimity in the face of victory is more exciting, especially in contests like these.
>>34757506That's what is called karma.
>>34757435FINISH HIM! And then rip off a part to hold into the air like Predator.
>>34757435>>Just tip over the Unicorn. It's over.
>>34757506Punishment for his gunpla sins.
>>34757506No, he destroyed the Nacht Zaku because he's a jerk. We're destroying the Unicorn because we're sick of his shit.
>>34757506Kenneth is a cheating motherfucker. I'm not giving him a chance to stab us in the back.
>>34757435>Just tip over the Unicorn. It's over.Be the better man.
>>34757506Remember the Golden Rule."So whatever you wish that others would do to you, do also to them" So fuck him.
>>34757559That's right. We are NOT A FREAKING PALADIN. We play for fun. Not to rescue damsels in distress. We'll alienate the entire gunpla community for not blowing him up.
>>34757559I would say it is because he is a cheating rat and we cant be too sure. Also, should be ready to run, fucker probably has the stage set to blow if he loses just so he can fuck up our gunpla.
>>34757506Do you really think even after the whistle is blown and we're declared winners he wouldn't destroy our gunpla out of spite?
>>34757554>>34757559>>34757563>>34757570But that makes us no better then him?Frankly it kind of makes us kind of an asshole
>>34757606Then he gets his ass expelled and we get refunds. That's actually a good choice, now that I think about it.
>>34757614No, it makes us careful since I don't trust that he's dead and won't try shit until his mech is scattered all over the field.
>>34757506If it was any other Gunpla, I would just vote to tip it over, but I'm not taking any chances here.
>>34757606We'll just build a new, better Jimmy for the WT then.
>>34757634there is a difference between "due caution/care," and "paranoia," and you're squarely in the "what a fucking cunt," zone.
>>34757614No it doesn't, he set the rules and we play by the rules. Also actually trusting him not have some more bullshit ready is a foolish thing to do.
Remember that we're a soldiet ace. We do what is necessary.
>>34757614No, it makes us smart and aware that this fucker has cheated every chance he's gotten. He doesn't get another. It should be clear by now that we're the better man just by the fact that we didn't sneak a fucking Neo Zeong onto the field. Also, we just did an homage to an iconic protagonist scene, so we're obviously the good guy to anyone watching.
Who the hell is not finishing him?? We play for fun, not to be white knights.
>>34757683I'm not sure if that's great performance art or if you actually buy the shit you sell.
Then we finish him without brutality if not with dignity. With his own magnum. It's a finishing blow rather than a bloody beatdown.
>>34757614This is more like risk prevention.The risk being that he is only temporarily disabled.
>>34757727>the magnum blows up in our face
>>34757707You must be an EVE Online player if you equate "fun," with "ruining things valuable to people."
>>34757435Remembering all that bullshit Kenneth had put you and others through, you weren't exactly feeling particularly magnanimous or merciful. Instead, you detach their balls, and they fly up high into the sky. With the flip of a switch, they rocketed towards the ground right where the Unicorn was kneeling. You casually take a few steps back as your Trans Am powered Balls slammed into the Unicorn, crushing it flat like a pancake.You were tempted in calling that move the BALLCRUSHER....On second thought, you were very glad you didn't say that out loud.BATTLE OVER"And the winner is Jack from Sorcerer Team!" The Judge yells.There's a bit of an awkward pause, until somebody in the audience starts clapping, which starts off a chain reaction. Suddenly realizing how tired you were, you collapse on your ass, only to get dogpiled by the rest of the team."You won! You won!" Amy cries."That was awesome!" Mac laughed. "Surprised you didn't whip out a Ball pun at the end there!""Not bad at all." Luinca says proudly."Not bad." Charlotte grinned. "I'm really looking forward to that rematch now."As the school officials hurriedly began organizing themselves to present the award, you see Kenneth just standing at the opposite side of the table, head hung in shame. Man, it made you almost feel sorry for him. Almost.>SPORTSMANSHIP.>Ah, fuck him.>Other
>>34757727YES. THANK YOU.
>>34757435As long as it's not super brutal and just signifies our victory and ensure he's done for I'm good with whatever.
>>34757632>Then he gets his ass expelledHahahaThis fucker just pulled out a fucking Mobile Armor out of his ass in front of hundreds of spectators and an official judge. He blackmailed someone which is a fucking felony. Attempting collusion in an event worth this much? RICO would have fuck field day with him if they could. No, this little shit would get off scott free.
>>34757754>>Ah, fuck him.>>other>Go be a sportsman to Lilian and David
>>34757754>SPORTSMANSHIP.Time to be the better man.
>>34757754>>SPORTSMANSHIP.Okay, time to follow up on what we said threads ago>Colony dropSuper hype
>>34757754>SPORTSMANSHIPOffer a handshake to the LOSER.
>>34757754>SPORTSMANSHIP.Just ask him if at any point in that fight he ever actually had any fun?
>>34757754In soviet russia, Ball crush you.Also >>Ah, fuck him.>>other>Go be a sportsman to Lilian and David
Guys, what if we gave him the option to surrender?
>>34757777this.Also let Lilian ask char for her autograph.
>>34757754>>SPORTSMANSHIP.Even if he brushes it off, it doesn't hurt to try.
>>34757754>SPORTSMANSHIP.This and that are different things. No need to continue being dicks now that the risk has been eliminated.
>>34757815I was thinking about that.Too late now.
>>34757754>Ah, fuck him
>>34757754>SPORTSMANSHIP.should've been the better man, Jacky,
>>34757754>SPORTSMANSHIP.Include Lillian and David
>>34757745I equate "fun" with not playing with a dick. It's like putting tanks against football players. I do not like him playing unfair. He did. Revenge might not be a noble cause but it is an extremely justifiable one.
>>34757754>>SPORTSMANSHIP.We'll be the bigger man.
>>34757815Then he probably would have sucker punched us at the first opportunity and laughed at us for leaving ourselves open. Giving him more options could only have ended poorly.
>>34757837he would have sucker punched us
>My house was broken into>My computer and all my porn and games was stollen>My giant armor I spent years saving for destroyed>My prized gunpla ruined>And I lostSucks to be you Ken
>>34757754>OtherPoint out that given how heavily he was cheating, he wouldn't have been able to properly compete anyway. No way he could pull those tricks in the actual tournament. By defeating him here, we have spared him the humiliation of being torn apart by a player far better than us. Now he can learn how to truly battle, and some day stand an actual chance at victory.
>>34757887Oh yeah, we did steal his computer, didn't we? Maybe we can arrange for him to get it back in some way that can't be traced to us?
>>34757887That's what happens when you're a dick to everyone. He could have stopped this at any point by being a reasonable human being for five fucking seconds and realizing 'oh hey, this is a really bad idea'.
>>34757851You realized that in your justification to avoid being what I said, you actually are?"I like fun when I beat cheaters by cheating!">>34757874Obviously! I mean, Anonymous knows best.
>>34757869>>34757874Suckered punched us while we still had two teammates up and running, and he was on his last legs. It would have accomplished nothing except make him look like even more of a dick.
>>34757928way to fucking late for that it got taken apart and sold to other people
>>34757887Stop making me feel a little sorry for this little fuck.
>>34757935When in the actual fuck were we ever cheating?
>>34757967Was it? I thought Lucina hadn't gotten around to that yet.
>>34757969GBF convention dictates that people are only jerks until you beat them squarely in a fight they rigged when they give up their evil ways and set upon a path of righteousness.
>>34757981We weren't, but he claimed we were. Unless you count the breaking and entering, but that was afterwards, and it was cheating a cheater.
>>34757935Chist, we broke into this guy's house and stole his PC, We're not the white knight you think we are.It's not even cheating, his suit was temporarily disabled, not destroyed. Cheating would be to throw I dunno a firework into the field whilst we were fighting.>>34757969Uh he is a criminal. He's been bribing people, he's been spreading malicious rumors about us, and worst of all he doesn't like grunt suits.
>>34757935So him ruining our fun is ok, but we have to be a white knight? We WERE supposed to win by destroying his gunpla. And when the HELL did we cheat? It's not like we had something to repay.
>>34757993with the way she works it was likely gone within the hour
>>34757941And yet he still would have tried, and quite possibly damaged our Gunpla even further in the process. Do you honestly think he's above that sort of shit? We didn't just beat him, we taught him a lesson.
>>34758052..a lesson in what? That people are wicked and cruel?I hope they don't let you around children. That, or 4chan does something terrible to the people who post on it.
>>34758084That the shit you do bites you in the ass?
>>34757754You sigh, might as well play the better man. You manage to get back up to your feet, and move around the table, first shaking hands with Lilian and David."Good game, guys." You say."Yeah, you too. That was some pretty badass fighting." David nods respectfully."Shame about your Zaku, though." You say, looking at the charred remains of his Gunpla."Ah, I could always rebuild it. That's half the fun of the hobby, you know?" David chortles."And you know, Lilian, if you really want Charlotte's autograph, you can just ask her yourself. She's right over there." You nod at where Charlotte was, who was helping recover your Jester and its Balls from the table.""Ah, um, well, I'll think about." Lilian laughs a bit too loudly.And finally, the part you REALLY had to steel yourself for. You take a deep breath and approach Kenneth, who still seemed to be in a state of shock."Hey, uh, Kenneth. Uh, I know we have our differences... BIG differences, but I was just coming here to say good game."(cont)
>>34758084>That, or 4chan does something terrible to the people who post on it.You're just finding this out now?I kid. Somewhat.
>>34758094Consequences which weren't Jacky's to deliver or render.The house of cards began falling at the loss, not at the homicide.
>>34758018I don't really count our breaking and entering to be cheating. I mean, we did consider sabotage of his Unicorn, but we ultimately decided against it. I doubt Ken would show the same restraint.
>>34758113Kenneth just turns to look at you before shambling off, not even bothering to recover his Unicorn or his Neo Zeong. You sigh. At least it went better than expected."Such a pity." Karen sighs as she steps up next to you. "He was always such a sore loser.""Is he going to be okay?" You ask. Not that you really care, or anything."Oh, I'm sure he'll bounce back." Karen says. "Hopefully this loss will get him to rethink his priorities.""I hope so." You shake your head."Jack!" The Judge suddenly appears before you. "Congratulations on winning the tournament! As the winner, it my honor to present to you the special invitation to the GUNPLA BATTLE WORLD TOURNAMENT!"The Judge hands you a golden envelope. Honestly, it looked a bit silly."Just work with me kid, it was the school's idea, not mine." He mutters."Um, thanks." You laugh.Well, you guess it was off to the World Tournament now...>And that concludes the first story arc! On Friday, we'll be moving on the WORLD TOURNAMENT! So stay tuned!>Also, don't forget Cyberpunk Idols on Saturdays and PJ Witches on Sundays!
>page 10 alreadyfuck
>>34758084A lesson that we are better than him in any way possible. You have to stop living in your own little world. Wars have been fought for less than this. Its a GAME. A GAME we decided to play and love. A GAME we want to win in. Not a game to teach morals in.
>>34758131"We committed a(several) crime(s), but we could've done a lot worse but didn't so...moral high ground is still occupied."??????
>>34758143See you Friday, Merc. Thanks for running.
>>34758143>As the winner, it my honor to present to you the special invitation to the GUNPLA BATTLE WORLD TOURNAMENT!"Fucking Super Hype
>>34758143>not even bothering to recover his Unicorn or his Neo Zeong.You just crossed the fucking line, son.
>>34758143>On Friday, we'll be moving on the WORLD TOURNAMENT! So stay tuned!GET HYPE
>>34758156Exactly. We did less than him. Remember, everything is relative.
>>34758143Thanks for the run, Merc!Also, can we grab his Unicorn? He doesn't seem to need it anymore...
>>34758084How is is cruel? You fight with gunpla, with the knowledge that they could be destroyed. Maybe you should watch the show. It's the whole reason the Sei didn't fight himself, because he was too afraid of getting his gunpla damaged. If you can't deal with that, then you have no reason to fight. Also he's just walked off without picking up us gunpla, he probably didn't even make that shit himself
>>34758155Hold on are you seriously comparing tiny gundams to, fictional or real, war?What am I? I'm not even sure what you're getting at, Anon, but I'm starting to get the sense that you might not be well.
>>34758143Is there something wrong with me because I see >not even bothering to recover his Unicorn or his Neo Zeongand I think LOOOOOT
>>34758143Thanks for the thread MercI hope we leveled up for this, or whatever the equivalent is
>>34758156Well we aren't a white knight by any means but we most certainly aren't on the same level as that asshole.
>>34758196We should pick them up and fix them for him, now that I think about it.
so guys, what nonsense do we do for our plasky hax?
>>34758207My god. Tiny gunpla battling IS A FICTIONAL WAR. Not a media to preach your great moral standings in.
>>34758252Is there a way we can make a mirror clone?
>>34758201Exactly. Kenneth doesn't have any emotional investment in his gunpla. He plays the game for some weird dominance posturing, not because he enjoys it. If he actually wanted to have fun, he wouldn't do any of the things he's done.
>>34758252We decided no plasky hax.
>>34758228Kens a Mercenary. We're a Soldier. Best way to put it.
>>34758143>not even bothering to recover his Unicorn or his Neo Zeong.Pickup and take it with us!
>>34758252I thought the consensus was to pull a Meijin and just have really well built gunpla. Although seeing how we got totally trashed by his Unicorn, I think we need to reinforce the Jester somehow.
>>34758278Ken's a five-year-old and we're a teenager.
>>34758234I had been thinking of Jack keeping it for himself, but yours is the better goal.
>>34758252We might be able to make the valk's ability ours.
I thought general consensus last time was we were just going to Fellini the fuck outta everything.I like the Trans-Am, though. Aside from that it should just be straight build and piloting skill.
Doesn't trans-am kinda count as a plavsky hack?
>>34758252If we keep upgrading our intuition up we might get something like Aila's eventually
>>34758234I like that idea.>>34758324IIRC there was something that could stop the hacks? If so, grab that.
>>34758020Dont forget that Blackmail, which is, you know, an ACTUAL crime.Let alone how he got the guys test results in the first place.
>>34758324I was thinking some sort of plasky general reinforcement of the gunpla. A general ability upper rather than a special type ability.
>>34758234Yeah we should, but I think his own team would do that first
>>34758349Isn't that just...basically a better Trans-Am?
>>34758278Excellent explanation. Also, HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO READ THAT, CAPTCHA?
>>34758368That was pretty easy to read.
>>34758368That's a 13, yo.Seems easy to me.
>>34758313No no we keep them.
>>34758362Yesh.Because why not.And when you already have an ability upper, do you think folks will believe you will have ANOTHER ability upper that can be overlayed on top?
>>34758417see: Dragon ball Z.
>>34758399For me it keeps on morphing between a 13, 15, and 16.
The optimist in me says we should repair the unicorn and give it to Ken with a message saying we want to battle again.
>>34758399That's a 5.
>That feel when I finally finished all my tasks and can start building my Psycho 7-11 Unicorn just as Ken gets his uni annihilated
Hmm I just realized. We're going to have to apologize to our sister for breaking her balls.... again
>>34758417>>34758426THIS ISNT EVEN MY FINAL FORM
>>34758454No, those were the dakka balls, our balls.We totally need that carrier capacity upgrade for 4 though.
So what happens to our teammates? Are they just getting left behind?
>>34758476We totally need that upgrade
>>34758493We're out own master now.
>>34758493They continue the club which is now famous for having two of its members going to the World Tournament
>>34758493They choose us to represent the team in the fight for the spot, so yeah. I wouldn't be surprised if some came to cheer us on though.
>>34758493They come with us and together we experience the usual Gunpla World Tournament hijinks!
>>34758113>"Ah, um, well, I'll think about." Lilian laughs a bit too loudly..........I am wearing Shipping goggles.
>742 postWow, exciting thread wasn't it
For those of you asking what happened to the Unicorn and Neo Zeong, Karen recovered them and returned them to the Gunpla Club.
>>34758620Damn, I wanted salvage....Also karen, are you sweet on kenneth?
>>34758620What a great girl
>>34758620Did we at least make some repairs first? It's the nice thing to do. Also the mean thing to do. It's weird like that.
>>34758610Nope.Char is Jack-use-only