> FRIDAY, DECEMBER 19TH, 2013> DAWN OF THE LAST DAYSITUATION: http://pastebin.com/Ac5gJdwqMECHANICS: http://pastebin.com/Se82xDLeCREW ROSTER: http://pastebin.com/qVD3DM17TANK ROSTER: http://pastebin.com/UCXDAajgTHE SHOP: http://pastebin.com/ZMy4Q2sqYou are Gertrude Pool, Sophomore Class President and new commander of Lafayette Girls Academy’s revived Tankery Team.You lie back in your bed, staring up at the ceiling.So, this is it. Tomorrow is the finals.…This is a strange feeling. You’re usually quite bubbly when it comes to things like winning and stuff. But this? There’s a school on the line, there’s peoples livelihoods all come down to a messy bit of politics. You spent the past four months building up a team, it wasn’t easy, but it sure as hell was fun.And you’re just lying here in your underwear.You receive a call.> Griselda Pool (Little Sister)Ah fuck it, no point in NOT answering. “Hello?”“Hey, Gertrude! Listen, me and Pops are coming out to France to see you fight! It’s gonna be great?”“Really?”“Yeah, really! This is a once in a life-time event! Underdog clawing their way to the top against the champion! This is stuff that only happens in movies you know? Gotta admit though, I’m slightly apprehensive. I hate hotels.”“Ah, hotels are fun, stop worrying, Griselda!”“Have I told you I hate using public restrooms? It’s… it’s filthy!”“Not as filthy as Lisa’s room honestly, but I can get your meaning.”“Yeah, sorry to go off on a tangent like that. Still got Grandad’s binocs?”You look over on the endtable. The old pair of binoculars sit there, staring at the door. “Yeah, sure do.”“Fitting to make him proud tomorrow?”> Boast> Neutral> Polite> Write in
>>34700029> BoastDamn right we are.
>>34700029> BoastIs it wrong that my greatest fear in life now is missing the last episode of LGA?
>>34700029>> BoastThat's the plan
>>34700029> BoastIs it just me that doesn't want to get off the GermanSchteel's ride?
>>34700147Not at all anon.See >>34700075
>>34700075>>34700159It's rather fitting that as LGA ends, another part of my life begins.>If I should die, think only this of me:That there's some corner of the internetThat is for ever LGA. There shall beIn that rich earth a richer dust concealed;A dust whom GermanScteel bore, shaped, made aware, gave, once, her flowers to love, her ways to roam, A body of LGA's, breathing Georgain air, Washed by the rivers, blest by suns of home.
> Boast“I am making him proud, Griselda, just by knocking those teams out of the water! Listen, don’t you worry yourself. We’ll win this, and we’ll win this good, alright?”“M’kay! Bon chance then!”“Yeah, yeah, bon chance,” you say in the English way. “Thanks, Griselda. You tell Dad I said Hi and that I’m going to win this one for all of us, yeah?”“Alrighty! Until next time, Gertrude.”You hang up, then get up out of bed. You get the daily routine out of the way. Shower, brush teeth, get dressed, all that good stuff. Breakfast is limited to simply a bit of toast and an apple.You just noticed that your hands are shaking and that it’s not even cold. Ah, damn it. There’s a knock at your door. “Gertrude! Ready?”Nancy, Lisa, Ramirez, and Kitten are at your door, ready and willing. Looks like the blizzard let up for now which means just bright skies and a white carpet all over the Academyship. “So,” says Nancy. “I was thinking after our little planning session, we could go Christmas shopping! I already have some gifts planned out for you all!”> “Looking forward to that.”> “I’d rather just relax today.”> “Aw, you don’t have to get me anything like say… a new laptop or a new cute little parka or anything.”> Write in
>>34700291>> “Looking forward to that.”Nancy presents a best
>>34700291>We have work.We still need to finish the Naval Engineers. Also we need to work at the shop this morning
>>34700291> “Looking forward to that.”
>>34700291> “Looking forward to that.”And we have caller number 2 on the line. Something about a tank line-up?
>>34700291>“Looking forward to that.”Something normal to wind us down before our ultimate fate is decided.
>>34700291> “Looking forward to that.”Enjoy the calm before the storm.
>>34700303>>34700331>>34700336>>34700342>>34700348>>34700366But don't we have a few things we need to do before we're done?Animation ClubTrude's Loyalty Questand Naval Engineers.
>>34700288>dat picHow it must look for your minis on the table.
> “Looking forward to that.”You smile. “I’m looking forward to it, Nancy. We all going?”Kitten says, “Might as well. I still haven’t bought your gift actually and I know you haven’t bought mine.”You laugh. “Ahaha! What makes you think I-“ Kitten crosses her arms, giving you the “are you fucking serious do i look like some retarded idiot from the sanatorium to you, fukken bitch stop lying” look. Damn, she got you. “Okay, yeah, I hadn’t bought you your gift, Kitten, but I was going to! At some point.”“It’s fine,” says Kitten. “Honestly, I’m happy with whatever you get me.”Lisa smiles. “Right, shall we get a move on then, classes start in a bit.”With that, you head on down the stairs and move onto school. You trudge through the high snow, getting your socks slightly wet and getting your feet chilled to the bone. Maybe you should get yourself some nice snowboots or something. A Christmas gift to yourself!> Talk with Someone (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Other
>>34700447Are Ramirez and her boyfriend doing anything special for Christmas?How about Lisa and Huxley?
>>34700447> Otherthese >>34700412>>34700434Funnily enough that was drawn by a tank commander who browse /k/
>>34700447>> Consult the Shop (Specify)>Elite Panzer IV>Elite Hellcat>Stug III Ausf G>Shurzen Armo X 8
>>34700447This >>34700470We will make Ramirez converse!
>>34700496>>34700447I forgot but take the money out of the student council to supplement the cost
>>34700496Do we even have enough time for that, I think he's still working on a tank right now
>>34700550No he's done the last tank we ordered today iirc. Also we need to go to the shop to help out at least
>>34700603This is a relax day, so no.
>>34700447>> Consult the Shop (Specify)>Elite Panzer IV>Elite Hellcat>Stug III Ausf G>Shurzen Armor X 8Not sure if we don't have enough time for the Stug, If we don't then skip that order and focus on eliting the tanks.Use the student council funds
>>34700496>>34700680What part of taking today to relax do you not get? Working on tanks is the opposite of relaxing.
>>34700673We're the commander of a tankery team so yes.Only to use one of the vacation days for school at least.
Welp, looks like I've run out of chances for the chance to say this in natural conversation, so I'm just gonna come out and say it.Somewhere Trude has an uncle who had some internet thing way back when but, for whatever reason, don't talk about it much.
>>34700447> Talk with Someone (Lisa and Ramirez)Egg them on about what gift they'd give to their significant other.And since today is the 20th of December (IC), that's about the projected day that Clara's Panther should be Elite.> Consult the ShopInitiate with confirming if it's done. And maybe ask if Clara tried to put a "personal touch" to her tank during the process.I'll put in a vote depending on the answer, but I have very high doubts all of those could be done simultaneously.
>>34700706We can relax during the epilogue. and we're facing Oorai so we need to at least elite the tanks and Mr.Miksha can't do it alone
> Consult the Shop (Specify)“Hey, Mr. Mishka. Can you get some stuff done by tomorrow?”“Well, we just finished up stuff here. Mind you, Gertrude, I am an old man. What makes you think I can get these things done by tomorrow?”“I didn’t even say what it was.”“Judging by your tone, I’m going to guess it’s a lot of things.”“Well…”> WANTED FOR PURCHASE>> UPGRADE: PANZER IV AUSF. H TO ELITE: 10,000>> UPGRADE: M18 HELLCAT 90mm GUN MOTOR CARRIAGE TO ELITE: 10,000>> CONVERSION: StuG III Ausf. F/8 to StuG III Ausf. G: 2,500>> PARTS: Schurzen Spaced Armor Kit x 8: 52,000“Ah. Well. That’s a tall order.”> CONFIRM?> Y/N
>>34700769See if we can't call in a favor and have some Naval kids sent over to help
>>34700769YGOTTA WORK FAST MR MISHKA
>>34700769> NEven Mr. Mishka thinks he won't be able to do it all. And we really can't help him with since we JUST made plans to go out shopping, which is AFTER the strategy meeting.
>>34700769Get everyone who can down there to help out. Yeah, it's a "relax" day but it's also win this or else. We can spare five or six hours or so to get more hands on the less complicated tasks to free Mishka up for more involved engine work, and still pal around in the evening.
>>34700769>NLiterally no time
>>34700769>YT-34/85Stug III Ausf GSentinel AC IVPanther Ausf G Panzer IV Ausf HSouma S-35 GMC Scott M8M26 ChaffeePuttng the Shurzen on all of our Elite tanks.Is that good for you guys?
>>34700769>Y>>34700811We take a vacation day from school. We can spare a few hours
On a sidenote, would anyone be interested in LGA: The audio-book?I would need feel that's there's enough interest in this.>please reply Y/N
>>34700917I can't say no.
>>34700917Only if voiced by a cute grill
>>34700917Hell, I'd go for it. That's the strangest and wildest thing I never thought would come of this.> Y
>>34700917If I had any faith in fandubs at all I would say yes.>N
>>34700917I would feel sorry for the person dubbing it.
>>34700917Morbid curiousity demands I respond Y.Do Ramirez Quest as a teaser
>>34700917Where are you gonna find like eighty fucking women to voice the characters?
>>34701007I would also accept one grumpy old man voicing everyone
>>34701007High school?Actually, one anime con would do it.
>>34701007I don't mind Gilbert Goddfried to do this especially during the girls doing cute things parts
>>34701054Yes, but I can't see them doing it WELL.
>>34701093Then again, do you expect this to be done well. I thought the demographic for this quest was people who like tanks, people who like /u/.I think a good portion of those are guys.
>>34700917If you get Morgan Freeman, Smuel L jackson or Wakamoto to do it, then hell yeah!Anyone else is a definite no.
>>34701093Quality not requested.Also, many more than 80 girls at conventions, just filter out the poor ones. Tell them up front what the project is, be professional and polite.
>>34701054Okay, better question: how are you gonna pay like eighty fucking women to voice the characters?
>>34700966>>34700983>>34701007I'd rather keep the voice shizzle as a none thing.Not every autobook has the characters voiced. I was thinking about how Thomas the Tank engine is done.>>34701153Ever heard a English voice read a autobook? That's the voice I've got.
> Y“Well, can you, Mr. Mishka?”“Well, I can certainly try. I’m having a look at your finances right now, and it seems like you’re actually a little short. But I’ll call up Fairless, she’ll probably spot you the money. Anyway, at most, we’re probably going to have only one tank ready for tomorrow, that’s simply the honest truth Gertrude.”“What if I helped?”“Ah, I can’t ask you to do that, you deserve a day to yourself.”“We haven’t won yet though, Mr. Mishka.”“True, very true. Anyway, will talk to you later, okay?”“Alright.”With that, you hang up. You arrive at campus, and immediately find yourself swamped by admirers and cheering students. “Hey, Gertrude, hi Gertrude!” they all yell. They wave little flags and paint their face blue in a show of school spirit that you haven’t seen in… well ever! This is just the business.“Oh, hi everyone!” you say. You weren’t expecting this, at all. “So, you all ready for the match tomorrow?”They all scream in delight.Nancy giggles a bit, nervously. “Oh dear, well… this is just… wow!”“Yeah, yeah,” says Lisa. “Let us through, let us through.”> Mingle with admirers> Head to Class> Take a Vacation Day> Talk with Someone (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Other
>>34701159Don't. Ask for volunteers. If you get a good crowd, start a Fandubing group out of it. Some might just do it for fame, or to put on a voice acting resume.At all times be up front with it. Tell them that its just for fun, no money to be made, and a gift for the QM.
>>34701191*the classical Thomas the Tank Engine
>>34701159They don't necessarily have to be paid, especially if it's going to be a free audio recording. It's more of a "for fun" thing, though which poor bastard gets to voice Trude is going to be in hell.
>>34701196>> Mingle with admirersJust a little bit, let's see how many times someone pinches Trudy's butt
>>34701191Sounds cozy.Even comfy some might say
>>34701196>> Take a Vacation Day>Help out Mr.MikshaSooner we get this done the better
>>34701196>Mingle with admirers
>>34701196>> Mingle with admirersThe adoring masses of lesbians.>>34701191Honestly, might be the best route to take. In addition, condense the story so it doesn't take fucking forever to go through: stuff like the loyalty missions and side plots that kind of fizzled can also be cut.
>>34701191Sure, try it out
>>34701196>> Take a Vacation DayGo to the shop
>>34701196>Mingle with admirersshake hands, kiss babes
>>34701196> Mingle with admirers>>34701227>>34701252>>34701256Thanks for the support.>>34700946Hey thanks German!You may have to wait a while, as I'm due to get the recording equipment in about two weeks or so.
>>34701196>> Take a Vacation DayGo to the Shop.>Ask if the Naval Engineers can help out.Maybe instead of Gertrude asking if they need help maybe do the opposite, ask for their help
Why don't we conscript the adoring masses into helping upgrade the tanks?
>>34701312Good idea but only the students from the Naval Engineers
>>34701312Because that would be a great way to break the tanks. They'd also get underfoot.
>>34701312A bunch of people whho have absolutely no experience working with tanks? Please no, that's too dangerous.
>>34701295You heard the man, Schteel. Time to dish out the filler episodes until the audiobooks are ready and on time for the big ending.
>>34701335>>34701345What about from the Naval Studies? Freshman and regular students. Of Course not but people who can operate machinery I think can helpRight?
>>34701345How about we use them as blood sacrifices to the tanks then?
>>34701196>> Take a Vacation DayI'm fine with mingling a little but we really need to help in the shop
>>34701196>> Take a Vacation Day
I'll do >>34700996 idea.>>34701356I don't have the equipment... buuttt I can do a some in the meantime with my phone (doesn't actually sound halfbad.)Is Strike Witches over? I could have Ramirez Quest done by then and post it in the thread.
>>34701473> I could have Ramirez Quest done by then and post it in the thread.Only if it's done entirely in Spanish.
>>34701356So the quest will just become flashback episodes and what-if one-offs, languishing for months on end? I'd rather we just end it right now than have this quest die a slow death.
>>34701537Uh, I could do it in a South African accent if that's close enough?
>>34701604For TV, yes. Yes it is.
> Mingle with admirersYou shake hands, pat people on the back, and give them some encouraging words. “Yes, yes, I’m aware that I’m beautiful, have been since birth.”One girl smiles at you. “I was thinking of joining Tankery next year, is it hard?”“That’s like asking if calculus is difficult!” you say.She quirks her brow. “But it isn’t difficult.”…“Yes, it’s hard,” you say. “Tankery that is, but the point is that you’re not doing it because it’s easy. You’re doing it BECAUSE it’s hard. Everything about Tankery is hard, the steel armor, the ammo, the guns, the women. It’s all about finding out who you are and where you fit in a team, yeah?”“Ah, I see…” She scratches her chin. “Well, thank you! Can I have your autograph?” You smile, nodding. You sign her notebook for her, at the very back of the book.> Hope to see you in Tankery! I’m sure you could be one of our finest commanders!She grins. “Thank you!”Another admirer says, “You planning on Tankery after the tournament?”> “Of course!”> “Nah, this’ll be my swansong.”> “Not sure.”> Write in
>>34701652> “Of course!”>>34701604On the one hand, not even close.On the other hand, mmm~ Sharlto Copely~...
>>34701652>> “Of course!”
>>34701652>“Of course!”We need to make sure the team is in good hands for when we graduate
>>34701652>> “Of course!”I really hope we don't go to class after this
>>34701652>> “Of course!”i am gonna miss this
>>34701652>“Not sure.”Hey, Professora Gertrude will eb great.
> “Of course!”You grin. “Of course, Tankery is life! That’s just the way it is.” You quickly sign an autograph for her and place it in her hands. “It’s all coming up Panzer and all that. Me and Tankery go like white on rice.”She smiles. “Ah, okay. That sounds nice!”Suddenly, the warning bell rings. Oh boy.You check the time. About five minutes to class.> Head to Class> Take a Vacation Day> Write in
>>34701840She's going to be flooded with girls needing "disciplinary action" and "academic advisement".
>>34701961>> Take a Vacation DaySince you guys are insisting. I'm waiting to see her get terrible grades at the end of the semester due to unturned in homework.... When are finals?
>>34701961>> Take a Vacation Day
>>34701961>> Take a Vacation Day>>34701991She mention on multiple occasions that her grades are decent and we're kind of in a rush. Also it's just one day
>>34701961> Take a Vacation DayHelp with tanks like we're on a war bonds poster
>>34701991With our luck, I'm expecting it to fall on the day immediately after the Ooarai match.
>>34701961>Take a Vacation Day>Invite the Naval Engineers if we can. Maybe if we ask for their help instead of us asking them if they need help we can finish their requirement on their quest.
>>34701991I'm sure we're going to be granted a few academic liberties on account of not getting the school shut down/
>>34701961>> Take a Vacation Day>Invite Naval Engineers or Naval Studies to help us.
>>34701961Oh Shit! Adding this >>34702053to this >>34702029
>>34701961Adding my vote >>34701996to this>>34702092
>>34701961>> Take a Vacation Dayalso >>34702092
> Take a Vacation DayYou decide to go on ahead and not go to school. Fuck school, you got a school to save. And that means helping out at Mr. Mishka’s World of Tanks! Hehehe…That’s not the actual name of his shop but you get the idea.Anyway, you walk uphill, about a mile, through the snow, to get to the shop. When you’re three, Huxley and Mr. Mishka are already busily working on upgrading the Panzer IV. Huxley looks at you, smiling. “Hey there, Gertrude. Nice to see you.”Mr. Mishka stands up, holding his back and groaning. “Ugh… you didn’t come this way all just for us did you?”“Hey, I’m here to help, where do you need me?” you ask.Huxley gestures to the tanks in progress, the StuG, the Panzer IV, and the Hellcat. “Wherever there’s a tank not being fixed.”> The StuG III> The Panzer IV> The Hellcat> Write in
>>34702391>> The Panzer IV
Alright here we are first two posts of Ramirez Quest voiced off the cuff (no equipment, no practise, no auto editing, no warm up)http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kiqtSoj8b3http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oVGPQyv13Upls no bullyDo you guys hate me or what?>>34702391> The Panzer IV
>>34702391> Write in-> Call Naval Studies, ask for help, then dive in to > The StuG III
>>34702391>>34702436>This but Call Naval Engineers
>>34702391> The Panzer IVSince they're already working on it, it'd be best to have the Eliting process completed first as an assurance that it'll be prepped for the match.
>>34702426A little slow on the reading pace, pauses are a might long. But overall well read
>>34702391>Call the Naval Engineers and Sudies for help or any of their friends that know machinery. >Help with the Panzer Iv
>>34702498I know, I know.I'd normally fix that with editing but, again, waiting for the new equipment. But thanks.
>>34702391Sorry about this, changing vote >>34702436to Naval Engineers and the Panzer IV as per reasons below.Whoops. The Engineers like Anon >>34702480. Thats what I meant, and Anon >>34702496 is right, focus on the eliting.
>>34702426TBH, sounds a bit monotone or something like the people that do the SCP readings on youtube
>>34702391>>34702480Changing my vote to the Panzer IV as well and calling both the Naval Studies and Engineers.BTw does anyone suggest who should get the Shurzen?
>>34702576I didn't really listen to them before I uploaded to vocaroo, plus I'm rather tired so there's not much energy I can really give atm. But that's a fair comment.On the whole, you would listen to it? (once I've got my shit together)
>>34702657I don't really know to be perfectly honest with you. I'm just barely hanging on to this story just for the final battle.
>>34702657Sure, I'd listen. You're already aware of my concerns about it, and with the better edit, and more energy, it should be quite enjoyable.
>>34702623>anyone suggest who should get the Shurzen?T-34/85 for that extra protection coinciding with that delicious perk.Clara's Panther so that it's on par with Char's Panther.StuG since there's confirmed historical use backing it up. Stupa also used it historically, but I doubt it'd see much front-line use.Then everyone else who isn't a light tank/scout.As long as at least the first 3 get it, I'm cool with that.
>>34702692Ah, that's fine.>>34702761Well thank you anon. I'll do my best.Though, yo LGA Quest you got anymore comments for me? I mean, I don't want to make something that's you lot won't like.
> The Panzer IV> Write in“Hey, Dory, are you there?”“Yeah, what’s up, Gertrude?”“Uh, I know you’re on call and everything, but do you think you could come down and help me fix up these tanks here?”“Sure, I can be there in an hour or two.”“Alrighty, see you then.”With that, you hang up. You walk over to the Panzer IV, but then you receive another call.> Yukari Akiyama (Ooarai Girls Academy Loader)“Oh, Yukari, what’s up?”“Ohaiyo, Pool-san! The details to our roster have been assembled!”“Oh, great!”> OOARAI GIRLS ACADEMY ROSTER> PANZER IV AUSF. H “Anglerfish” (ELITE) x 1> JAGDPANZER 38(t) “Turtle” (ELITE) x 1> TYPE 89B I-GO OTSU “Duck” (ELITE) x 1> M3 LEE “Rabbit” (ELITE) x 1> STUG III AUSF. G “Hippo” (ELITE) x 1> CHAR B1bis “Mallard” (ELITE) x 1> VK4501 (P) “Leopon” (ELITE) x 1> TYPE 3 CHI-NU “Anteater” (ELITE) x 1> PANZER III AUSF. M “Chipmunk” (ELITE) x 1> PANZER II AUSF. L “Squirrel” (ELITE) x 1> PANTHER AUSF. D “Tortoise” (ELITE) x 1> MARK VI CRUSADER III “Rat” (ELITE) x 1> BT-7 “Roadrunner” (ELITE) x 1> T-34/85 “Bear” (ELITE) x 1“What do you think, Pool-san? Yay? Nay?”> Boast> Neutral> Polite> Write in
>>34702861>Nay. Too many elites, need more vintage tanks to do well agasint LGA.
Thread's gonna slow down for a bit, I'll be back in half an hour or so.
>>34702861>BoastDang, that's pretty nice
>>34702861>> PoliteSounds like we're going to have a great match
>>34702861>> PoliteI'd boast but i think that would end up as Trudy saying she'll wipe the floor with them and I want a more friendly response out of her
>>34702861>> BoastOur schools have totally random lineups. This is gonna be great.
>>34702861>> PoliteNo 7TPWhy does Oorai have no love for the Polish tank
>>34702861> Yay> PoliteUnveiled your new tanks, I see.Personally, I think 12-15 is the sweet spot for an all-Elite, all-Loyal team that's competitive for the Finals, and also easy on management and crew interaction.
>>34702998Anchovi was cute
Question to all Anons attending...do we have a preference for GermanScheel to run the finale?I don't want to start an arguement, but I know I would prefer it next Sunday, or Friday as I have commitments on Saturday.I'm sure GS has a plan, but on the off chance he doesn't, I'd like him to know if there is a preference
>>34703019Anzio were all pretty adorable.
>>34703023You can't please everyone Anon. Schteel can run it when he wants to run it.You remember the match against Chi-ha-tan? On that day, it was the MTG prerelease of the new set AND the only day the Madoka Movie was showing in theaters in my city. Sometimes you just have to deal with it.
>>34703023I'd prefer for it to be on the weekends. Saturday or Sunday. Fridays are the most hectic days at work.
>>34703023I have no preference
>>34702998>BT-7Eh, I was hoping they at least met the minimal 15 tanks. Their a tank short I was hoping for something we haven't seen like the Swedish Tanks, the 7TP polish tanks, or the or more early american/canadian/and that one South American tank that looks like a sherman
>>34702965Actually Oorai's thing is to get outdated tanks/cheap tanks that they can get their hands on. You can tell that their lineup is mostly tanks that were considered outdated by the end of WW2 except for maybe the Stug and T-34 but the latter is mostly due to how cheap they are due to their numbers
Doesn't anyone thing their keeping a tank in reserve?
>>34703452I'm sorry, I have no idea what you are saying
>>34703587Sorry, a lot of typos since I was playing warthunder.I was thinking if they have a tank hidden away in their roster. One their not showing us yet.
>>34703647Possible, but Yukari seems to be all about going full pasta when discussing tanks. I doubt she could keep a secret.Besides, she's our buddy, she wouldn't lie to us.
>>34703777I guess it's just the thought of them having one tank shy of a 15 tank team is suspicious to me.Even if it's Yukari, I'm pretty sure Miho or the student council will want to make her quiet.Or maybe stupid plot luck that they find one more tank
I wonder if the fluffiest spy is now on LGA, looking for our tanks.I really doubt it, though. Lots of people saw her.
>>34703945Anzu, being clever and decietful, might. She's probably blow the whole thing out of proportion, inflating Yukari's fears until she's ready to pop.
>Inb4 something (noncritical, but restricting) happens to Schteel and LGA never gets a proper end.
>>34703023when he wants to do it since he is the one running it
>>34704049I don't understand the second part of your statement
>>34704178She basically told Yukari not to reveal the 15th tank or there'll be long readings of the Big Book of Unlimited Tankery and Anglerfish dances in her future.
That took longer than I expected, writing update now.
> Polite“Yay, it sounds like a pretty formidable roster there, Yukari. I look forward to seeing it tomorrow, okay?”“Okay, Pool-san! Remember, do not get a big head as they say in America!”You’ve never heard that before.“Alright,” you say. “See ya.”“Sayonara!”……You and the Naval Studies Engineering students sit down for a rest by the Panzer IV. “Man, these upgrades are harder to pin down than we thought,” says Dory.Dana nods. “Yeah! I wonder what would happen if we don’t just upgrade our tanks like this? Would we just suffer and die? Would we actually get through the match with Gertrude’s help? Would things-““Shut up, boot,” says Slade.You wipe some grease off your cheek. So far, the Panzer IV is coming along nicely, the other tanks, are… not.Then you hear the sound of lots of little girly footsteps approaching. Could it be your Tankery Team?“Hey, Gertrude!” Your crew and the entire Tankery team walk into the hangar. Lisa and the Delinquents move in a slide projector and other things as well. Kitten and Bernadette hold up a paper bag for you. “We brought you lunch,” says Kitten.“I showed Kitten how to cook it,” says Bernadette.“I didn’t need you to show me,” says Kitten back to her, still smiling.Bernadette shrugs. “She needed me.”“Did not.”> Eat Lunch> Start Planning> Talk with Someone (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Other
>>34704518>Eat LunchGotta get that fuel in us.
>>34704518>> Eat LunchTrudy demands to be fed
>>34704518>> Talk with Someone (Specify)Animation Club
>>34704518> Eat Lunch> Start Planning... Okay, yeah, I don't really have a plan for this one. I think breaking up into groups and hunting their tanks would be ideal, in order to keep them off balance. Our team will just stay on the move, preferably moving south and east towards their side.
>>34704518> Eat Lunch> thank Bernadette for teaching Kitten how to cookStill so cute
>>34704611Basically, I think this should be the core of our order of battle. Obviously keep control of things, but don't have a plan other than "get tanks into position and attack, then adjust as needed".
>>34704518>Talk with Animation ClubSee if we finished their quest.>You wipe some grease off your cheek. So far, the Panzer IV is coming along nicely, the other tanks, are… not.This does not bode well. I wonder if the Girl Scouts, the Theater Tech Crew, and the History Club can help us out. Actually why didn't we call the aces and the japanese team, they must know how to fix/upgrade tanks.
>>34704518>> Talk with Someone (Specify>Animation ClubAlso Volunteers, This is crunch time and progress is slower then expected so we might need help to finish this.
>>34704518> Eat LunchFinally, one lunch. Just one. Not two.
>>34704819They've come so far, havent they. Makes me kinda proud.
> Eat LunchAh yes, some rice curry with a bit of beef. Has Kitten’s touch to it you reckon. But you can also detect a hint of Bernadette’s flavor as well. You hope that’s not just cigarette ashes though and Bernadette’s gone back to smoking. That’d be terrible.“No, I’m not smoking,” says Bernadette. She spits out a bit of gum.You snap your fingers. “Oh, right, Bernadette. Did you want anything for Christmas?”Bernadette scratches her chin. “Hm…” She shrugs. “A new pair of sexy panties maybe.”You giggle a bit at that.…“Oh!” You blink. “You’re serious! Well- Sure I can do that.” You feel the heat in your cheeks. “Ehehe… yeah.” You nudge Kitten. “Yeah, we can do that.” Kitten rolls her eyes at that.Lisa walks over. “Hey, Boss. We’re just about to start our planning. Before we do, you got any big ideas?”> GOT ANY BIG IDEAS?> Y (Specify)> N> Other
>>34704518>> Talk with Someone (Animation Club)Also supporting this>>34704684Especially those teams who man those tanks.
>>34704900That Bernadette, no shame at all.
>>34704900>YTake all the tanks thaw both teams have and paint them in the same colors as the opposing team.All other tanks are to be hidden in plywood facsimiles of themselves.
>>34704900>> YStandard tactics of defending and picking them off. Oorai's tanks are mostly outdated but their fast so essentially it;s aim to kill, not to disable. Send Delinquents to Scout and once we figure out their position and where they are heading.Have the Stug and the Firefly set up an ambush position. Chaffee and M8 GMC Scott will pick the enemy off with Irish Rage and Polish Blitz to break their formation and we use our long range guns to pick them off.Again shoot to kill
>>34704900>> YI want to stay on the offensive this match, but also be prepared to stay very flexible, maybe go out in three different groups, two out doing some hit-and-run attacks and one with Trudy staying back.
>>34704900Bernadette, you are fantastic. Now we get to have Kitten model in lingerie!
>>34704987>All other tanks are to be hidden in plywood facsimiles of themselves.Actually, given their experience with Anzio this might actually work. Picture it.>forward elements fire on a plywood standee and realize its fake>turn to look for the real one>real on fire from them from behind whats left of the standee as they turnSo stupid it might work.
>>34704900>YLight and fast tanks get the .50 cal.Use the .50 on the I-Go, Panzer II, and BT-7Try not to use the main gun on them since you will most likely miss
> YYou nod. “Sure, we could have plywood copies of our tanks and-““I’m not sure that would work,” says Lisa. You frown a bit. “It’s a cool idea, but Anzio already did that in their match in the Nationals. I’m not sure that Miho would not learn from that.”“Ah, you’re right,” you say. “Okay well… honestly, I think we should just be flexible in this match. Maybe one-two-three groups, one defends, other two attacks, and then that’s bobby. We keep them at arms distance away from us and use our longarms like the Jackson and the Pershing, we can do splendidly I think.”“Alright,” says Lisa.……“And that is Gertrude’s plan!” Lisa slaps the map. “We have one group move to take the northern heights, while two groups move in to take the southern heights. Since Gertrude is both our flag and our main command tank, I do recommend that she be part of the defensive group. She’ll be protected by some of our best which we will select. Any questions?” Marina raises her hand. “Marina?”“Yeah, when do we get to kick Ooarai’s ass?” The team laughs. “I’m just saying, we outnumber them, we’ve got better tanks than them. Do we even need a plan?”> Boast> Neutral> Polite> Write in
>>34705312>"That is the type of thinking that got BFP, and the other teams that faced them beaten. They take advantage of that and then beat them with planning and risks""So yes we do."
>>34705312>> PoliteHey don't go underestimating her, she won the nationals with less than she has now
>>34705312>NeutralShe's got just as much if not more plot armor then we do, we can't afford to take chances.
>>34705312> "You're talking about the team that upset Maho's team, the one that won the Japanese nationals, and who inspired the creation of this club."
>>34705312> PoliteDon't get overconfident. They were in an even worse situation last tournament and they still won.
>>34705312> NeutralOorai took out a Maus with tanks that can't even dent its armour. Yes we need a plan.
>>34705391The Maus is a shit tank though
>>34705312>Do we even need a plan?How about 12% of a plan?> Polite> Write in> "It's mostly a general order, but I do expect you all to think on your feet once the match heats up. Remember your (hellish) training."
>>34705312>> NeutralDon't forget, we've beaten people when we were outmatched too, don't underestimate her, she got to finals same as we did
>>34705407They still couldn't dent it in a straight fight. I would not fuck with Oorai casually.
>>34705420That's barely a plan. That's more like an idea.
>>34705443I would fuck most of Oorai's team casually. I would also cuddle them afterwards and make them breakfast.
>>34705312https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yD_c1pnQ6kThis is my vote
>>34705506Is this het sex or /u/ sex?>>34705443But they try to shoot it in it's frontal plate
I don't think Trudy knows that plans don't survive contact with Miho.
>>34705524Well put.>>34705506Anon, you know perfectly well that's not what I meant. [spoilers]I'm not saying you're wrong, though[/spoilers]>>34705558I'm thinking the facing has little to do with the lack of white flags coming from the Maus.Taking that thing down took planning. The Maus just rushed in, hoping to be invulnerable.
You shrug. “Look, this is the team that beat Black Forest Peak in the Nationals a few months before. BFP was a team that won their matches 9 years in a row, and in that particular match they outnumbered Ooarai in great numbers than we do right now. They even had the only functioning Maus in the world at their disposal. And you know what? They still lost.”Everyone is a little quiet at that, grim.“But listen,” you say. “We can win this. We just need to do what BFP couldn’t do, and that’s be flexible. The reason why this plan is slightly barebones is because well… you can’t really plan for Ooarai. Alright?”Lisa nods. “Right. The order of battle remains that we stay on the offensive, and keep their heads down. We’ll decide the details the morning of the match, alright?” You all nod. “Good. Any questions?” Everyone shakes their head. “Gertrude, anything you want to say?”> ANYTHING YOU WANT TO SAY?
>>34705602It does when it first fought against Oorai's outdated tanks, the biggest gun they shot at it was the 75mm on it's frontal plate before it got taken out.If they had used something like theiir prototype Tiger then I can see it. I'm just saying the Maus example of Miho's planning as a tank commander, their battle with the Russains and the British were more noticeable
>>34705649> PUT ON THE FOX EARS AND TAIL>>34705602That same Maus commander is a commander of one of our tanks, you know.
>>34705558I'm a dude, so het.>>34705602I knew what you meant. But I meant mine too.
>>34705687>>That same Maus commander is a commander of one of our tanks, you know.We're gonna need to calm her bloodlust should they sight the I-Go.
>>34705649We're proud of everyone here, we want to thank them for being with us, whether it was from the beginning or later on and we're sorry for being so hard on everyone, but we can win this we just have to trust each other and in all the work we've put into Tankery
>>34705649We came this far and we did worked our hardest to get here. I know we can do this.Japanese team do not get baited by the I-Go, I know you have your grudges but I need you to be at your best. Understood.Also anyone who has a .50 Cal, don't be afraid to use it. Their Panzer II, I-Go, BT-7 have very thin armor to compensate for their speed. Do not use your main gun on them unless you know you can plant the shot. The Heavy Machine Gun can penetrate just fine and and at a higher rate of fire then your guns and cannons. Also we need volunteers to help with our tanks. I know we're on break but if your able to spare some time please help Mr.Miksha to fix up our tanks.At this point as a tank commander that is all I can really do help prepare you against Oorai.
>>34705649Four months. We've gone from an idea of a team to world finals in four months. We can do this. We can win.Stay calm.Stay focused.Communicate with your commanders, and your officers.We will win.
>>34705649Just give a shoutout to your number 1 fan, that lewd fanfic author you bumped into.
>>34705649Whatever we say, we should put on the fox stuff for morale.
>>34705821Ooh, this is good.
>>34705752Nezumi and Alisa have a bone to pick with team GUTS, though Assam's and Izumi's presence balances that out, curbing the effect I suppose.And I'm just dumping whatever GuP related gifs I have right now that weren't featured before.
>>34705873Guys, making the easy prediction right now:it comes down to a 1v1 between the commander tanks.
>>34705649>>34705791Supporting this.Girls, we all came along way from our dinky five tank team those few months ago. Look at us now and our lineup now, we did pretty well for ourselves and not just in armor but we grew ourselves.Dales you and your team are not so generic anymore.TT Crew finally made a play.Delinquents managed to be more then just delinquents. and Aces you are doing what you love again.though we have different ideas, morals, and personalities we came this far because of tankery. so let's give Oorai hell!
>>34705871Foxy mascot stuff is for pep rallies and other love-our-school events.Though we could make it the traditional side gig of the Tankery captain.
>>34705954I can see her making her dramatic speech, then everyone just stares at her. So she sighs, and puts on the ears to everyone's cheers.
So on which tanks do we fit the 8 spaced armour kits on?(This might take a while, might as well get the discussion started.)
>>34705915Of course, thats when we pop the Divine Intervention on Miho's plot armor.
>>34706008T-34/85Panther Ausf GPanzer IV Ausf HStug Ausf GM36 JacksonSentinel AC IVSherman FireflyEssentially all of our heavy hitter tanks
>>34706008Summed up my thoughts here >>34702852
>>34705954>traditional side gig of the Tankery captain.Hell get a special uniform made up for the team captain with ears and tail attached. That'll weed out the people who just want to be captain to look cool or put it on their CV in future years.
“Guys, listen up. In the span of four months, we came from an idea, to the very finals of the World Series. There are those out who said we wouldn’t do it, but we did it. We can do it now. We’re so close, and just look at us! We went from six teams to twenty! And it wasn’t just the team that grew. You all did. And I’m glad for that.”They smile, looking at each other, looking up at you. You’ve inspired them.So this is how far you’ve come in four months.You cross your arms. “Stay alert, keep in contact with the Officers, and don’t lose hope. We’ll make it. We’ll win. All of you, we will win.”…Cathy raises her hand. “Can you wear the fox ears again?” The entire hangar bursts into uproarious laughter. You roll your eyes, smiling exasperatedly.> + 5 MORALE ACROSS ALL CREWS“Alright, alright, looks like…” You blink, checking the time on your phone. “We spent all of the later half of school planning this. Wow. Um. Awkward.”“Neat! Winter break starts early girls!” Clara stands up on her chair, pointing to the sky. “Let’s get the hell out of here!” They all cheer, standing and walking out the door.> Head Somewhere (Specify)> Talk with Someone (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Other
>>34706114We were going to go shopping with our staff
>>34706114>> Talk with Someone (Specify)Loyalty quests guys, ask them!Also ask anyone if they want to volunteer to help with the tanksAnimation and Naval Studies
>>34706114>“Can you wear the fox ears again?”"Only if everyone else does with me."
>>34706114> OtherAll teams must name their tank by tomorrow. Our tanks deserve that much.> Head Somewhere (shopping)Girly relaxation time
>>34706158>>34706181Guys, remember the loyalty quests? >>34706114> Talk with Someone (Loyalty Quests)Also ask for Volunteers
>>34706114>> Head Somewhere (Shopping!)Time to have Kitten model in some lingerie to figure out something good for Bernadette. As for Kitten... well, she can get her own porn, and she already has that keen leather jacket. What else could we get her?
>>34706114>> Head Somewhere (Specify)get back to helping fix/upgrade the tanks, we can go shopping afterwards
>>34706114>> Head Somewhere (Specify)Time for Christmas shopping
>>34706114>> Talk with Someone (Disney and Thunderchild)> Head Somewhere (Upgrading our tanks)
Archive binging.Why did Schteel keep getting b&?
>>34706114>>34706176Adding my vote with this>>34706222
>>34706270It did happen a lot didn't it
>>34706114> Talk with Someone (Disney)Progress on their project. And are the otakus lending their own hand to it too?> Talk with Someone (Seniors, Juniors, Irish and Cheerleaders)>"Oh, and one more thing! Since this is the Finals, it would be great to get each tank distinguished via a name. So do come up with something good for tomorrow!"
>>34706270Schteel is actually Moonrunes obviously. I think it was word filters
>>34706114>>34706209Changing my vote to include this>>34706222
>>34706114> Head Somewhere (Continue working)It's only after Lunch we still have time> Talk with Someone (Thunderchild or Disney on their quests)Also ask girl scouts, history, and Theater tech to help improve their tanks
>>34706306Speaking of which, add to >>34706221> Officially designate our crew as Team Jackdaw.
>>34706465We already did during the mock battle with Ace
>>34706114>OtherReminisce about the time The Bitch burned down our HQ and was the expelled and arrested.
>>34706286It did, didn't it? Happened near every other thread toward the beginning it seemed like.
>>34706114>> Head Somewhere (Mr.Miksha's Shop)>> Talk with Someone (Thunder child and Disney)
>>34706114For you, Cathy, anytime.
>>34706479Did it? I guess it wasn't updated in the rosters, then. Never mind, then!
>>34706479Huh, did we?
> Stay and work“Wait, guys!” You raise your hand as everyone begins leaving. “Doesn’t anyone want to help me with the tanks? Anyone? Guys?” They all leave, apparently not having heard you. “Aw.”Your crew however remains. “Gertrude, you not coming to shop with us?” asks Nancy.“Well…” You scratch the back of your neck, looking back at your tanks. “I wanted to see if I could help get these tanks done before tomorrow.”Lisa waves it off. “Ah, leave it. You need to relax, Gertrude, honestly.”“Yeah,” says Kitten. “I worry for you sometimes. I mean, you getting that focus is derpingly cute and all, but you need to unwind.”You cross your arms, pouting. “What, you guys not gonna help?”Nancy smiles. “I’ll help, if that makes you happy, Gertrude.” D’oh, way to hit you right in the heart, Nancy.> Go shopping> Work on tanks> Write in
>>34706634>> Go shoppingI'd rather go shopping
>>34706634> Work on tanksBut not all evening. We need to panty shop and relax with girls.
>>34706634> Go shopping
>>34706634>> Work on tanksWe need this done at least the with eliting the tanks
>>34706634>Work on tanksWe need hard work to go with these guts.
>>34706634>> Work on tanksJust enough to have Mr.Miksha say he can handle the rest
>>34706634>> Go shoppingI'm gonna be honest, even if we could finish everything, I would rather spend the last day hanging out with the girls
>>34706634>> Work on tanks>>34706714We have the epilogue to do girly stuff!
>>34706634>> Work on tanksOkay, now your just not being fair German this seems like a final destination vote
>>34706634>> Go shopping
>>34706634>> Go shoppingthen come back and work on tanks after we've relaxed a little
>>34706634>> Go shoppingWe should totally buy Kitten a pair of sexy panties.And then buy Bernadette a set to match with Kitten's.
>>34706634>Work on tanks
>>34706634>> Work on tanks
>>34706634> Go shoppingWe already promised to, guys.
>>34706634> Go shoppingTHEN> Work on tanks
>>34706634> Work on tanksWe'll join them later
>>34706802yep>>34706784good point, we can do both like >>34706806
>>34706784>>34706806Do you guys really expect me to believe that you would want to go back to the shop and not go back and sleep with Fairless and Kitten?
>>34706634> Go shoppingWe can work on the tanks through the night, now is gift buying time.
>>34706634Seconding >>34706806Let's relax a little, get the shopping done and then get back to tonks>>34706839Don't you want to come home all covered in grease and oil and have Bernadette and Kitten wash us in the shower?
>>34706850This guy has it.
>>34706850No, I'm expecting that when we should be working on tanks after shopping anons who want B/T/K time will pull the rug under us to have some cuddles instead of finishing what we need to do. And then they get their epilogue after the match
>>34706850No, I'd rather finish them now since I have doubts as to whether Schteel will let us do both.
>>34706839Actually, I'd be okay with that.
>>34706850Do you really want to have a "You just don't know how to switch off, Trudy!" argument with the girls? Do you really want to be sleeping on the couch the night before the final match?
>>34706634> Work on tanks
>>34706909sure why not
>>34706909I rather be doing an all nigher finishing these tanks.We wanted to settle the relationship issue after the tournament but the waifu wars prevented that.
>>34706909This is literally the last day we'll be doing this. After the tournament is over we won't be pressed for time for a good long while.
>>34706975Exactly, this is the time where we try to finish everything we can. Loyalty quests, tanks, etc. We need to prepare for Oorai we wouldn't be having this problem if we fixed some tanks yesterday but we had school.
>>34707024I thought you out of all people will understand the situation. I'm surprised
Heads up, if German is gone for a long while, it's because this happened.
> Go shoppingYou sigh, crossing your arms. “Oh fine, but I get to come back to this later when we’re done, alright?”Lisa rolls her eyes. “Jeez, Boss, learn to relax once a while. We got this in the bag, no worries.”You wave to Mr. Mishka. “I’ll be back later, Mr. Mishka!”Lisa waves to Huxley. “I’ll be back later, Huxley!”“What?” says Huxley.“I said I’ll be back later, jeez!” Lisa groans, stomping her foot. “Honestly!” Huxley blinks, completely confused as you all leave the hangar. It’s time to go shopping! You scratch your chin as you think on it. What should you get the girls? Should you even keep it a secret? Hm, decisions, decisions.You arrive at the local General Store, where things of all sorts are sold. Christmas cards, pillows, clothes, the works. Anything you need can be found here. And indeed, you should get to deciding what to get these girls.> Buy a present for someone (Who?)> Ask someone what they want (Who?)> Write in
>>34707131> Buy a present for someone (Who?)Kitten and Fairless.>>34707105Has anyone else noticed how whenever someone makes a comment about a QM's absence, there's a story post not five minutes later?
>>34707131Jeeze Lisa, Huxley did nothing wrong. No reason to snap at him.
>>34707131>Buy a present for someoneObviously we need Bernadette to try on as many pairs of sexy underwear as possible so that we can make an informed decision.
>>34707131>> Ask someone what they want (Thundershild)Dammit, Dory give me something to give you for Christmas!
>>34707071In the end its our crews who will pull us through, not upgrades on a tank or two.Whats more, schteel has mentioned we've been working on a loyalty quest during this whole run. That of Team Jackdaw.
>>34707131>> Buy a present for someone (Who?)Sexy panties for Bernadette and Kitten, and Lisa and Ramirez, and Nancy too I guess> Ask someone what they want (Kitten)Let's also buy her a video game, but let's ask her so we don't get her something she already has or is getting herself
>>34707131> Buy a present for someone (Kitten and Bernadette)-cutesy panties> Ask someone what they want (Lisa, Nancy, Ramirez)Back up plan is also cutesy panties
>>34707131>> Buy a present for someone (Bernadette and Kitten. Have Kitten model for us)>>34707179I didn't say it was happening immediately or at all. Just saying it could happen.
>>34707236Oh, right.> Buy a present for someone (Lisa, Nancy, Ramirez: shimapan of varying colors)
>>34707206But Animation and Engineering are still up in the air.Frankly, Thunderchild's quest kind of pisses me off. I feel that we are in a neverending cycle with her even before her quest started. Need help?NopeNeed Help?Ask DoryNeed HelpStill Nope.Rinse and repeat.
>>34707131>Buy a present for someone (Kitten and Fairless)Sexy/ nerdy panties.
>>34707131>> Ask someone what they want (Thunderchild)
>>34707271To tell you the truth, around the time we hit the final four days I kind of gave up on completing all the loyalty quest
>>34707307We got a lot done the last 4 days though. Animation seems to be almost done but Dory's Loyalty Quest hasn't budged since we got it despite all attempts to do something
>>34707131>> Buy a present for someone (Who?)Mechanical keyboard for Kitten.A set of drafting pencils and gummy erasers for Bernadette.Plane models for the Aviation Club.Set of reloading dies and a Progressive Press for the Rifle Club.What do Ramirez, Nancy, and Lisa like?
>>34707337I honestly feel like Schteel has been phoning in a good chunk of this last arc. He wants to finish, but he's not as enthusiastic.
>>34707131>> Buy a present for someone (Who?)We should get Kitten some nice bridal-style white lace pantiesAs for Bernadette, something black to go with a good pair of pantyhose, she has some nice legs so we want to emphasize those
>>34707370this sounds goodas well as sexy lingerie for our girls
>>34707381Jesus Christ would you shut up and fuck off already.
>>34707131Yes! These things >>34707370, in addition for undergarments!
>>34707381If it makes you feel better, he's literally killing himself tonight to do this thread.
>>34707381Perhaps but I also feel that he doesn't know what to do with Thunderchild either. We were supposed to get a response from animation club today too but that didn't happen yet.
>>34707392>>34707388>>34707293>>34707225>>34707217>>34707199Do we really need to get sexy panties for our girls? I mean, there are tons of things we could get them that are not panties and I'm sure they'd still be enthused to receive.
>>34707422No, He kills himself to do tank battle not SoL stuff. Then again he could do Green Lantern or Strike Witches instead
>>34707414I haven't posted in the thread yet dickhead>>34707422No, I'd rather he not run and do it when he's feeling well.
>>34707444That's what I meant by the phoning in. Normally there's drive, but it just feels...bleh right now.
>>34707465Fairless asked for them also yes
> Buy a present for someoneLet’s see. You get drafting pencils and those weird gummy erasers for Bernadette. You grab a nice model of a Bf-110 for the Aviation Club. Some reloading presses for the Rifle Team as well. You also grab this weird mechanical keyboard thingy for Kitten as well, just for her.And finally, a new pair of black lacy panties for Bernadette. Classy, not too slutty, but the right kind of sexy. Hehehe, you can’t wait to see these on her. “Hey, Kitten, want to model these for-“Kitten rolls her eyes as she places another thing in her bag to buy. “No thanks.”Damn.Nancy walks over, holding up her bag and grinning. “Welp, I’m all done!”Lisa nods, holding hers up. “Yeah. Did you want anything, Boss?”> WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE FOR CHRISTMAS?> (Something)> “You guys don’t have to get me anything.”> Write in
>>34707538>> Write inSurprise me
>>34707538> Write in>I'd be happy with anything you girls get me
>>34707504Well he did say he wanted to get this over with and he let go of several things since we were wrapping it upIt's just that we had vague loyalty quest before, juniors, deliquents, naval studies. But Thunderchild doesn't seem to make any progress despite our attempts to do something. That is what bothers me so much
>>34707538Tutoring lessons, mah grades.
>>34707538> Surprise me.Inb4 tied up on Christmas morning.
Also we need to buy panties for kitten as well.
>>34707629No matter what she says, get her a nice white pair
>>34706789Wouldn't it make more sense for Trudy to match Kitten?Since Bernadette is the... Yaknow.
>>34707538>> (Something)A cookbook, maybe? How about some vacation time somewhere sunny?
>>34707538Should totally ask for something cheesy like continued friendship or something, as a joke.
>>34707629Nah, a Falynn(tm) Raptor 3000 vibrator will do.
>>34707538> Write in> Surprise meSure, why not? I like surprises too.Here's one for you too, Schteel.I dunno if I'll add anything else to it. It was already lingering in my backlog for too long.
>>34707702She probablly already has several of those.
>>34707702VMQ2-Falynn worse girlsCyberidol Falynn- 5th-6th best girl?Not much has change
>>34707742There's a difference between being Worst Girl because there's just a lot of Best Girls and being Worst Girl because she's legitimately terrible.
>>34707736Nice! I like the theme the colors have.
You smile at them, crossing your arms. “Surprise me, girls.”“Good!” says Lisa. “Because I already bought your present anyways, not looking to buy anything else.”“Pffft.” You pout at her. “Cheapskate.”“Hey, don’t blame me,” says Lisa. “Blame my parents for making me so frugal.”Nancy says, “Well, I hope you enjoy what I bought. I must admit, I had to do some guesswork.” She looks in her bag, quirking her brow a bit as she examines your gift. “Honestly, maybe you and me should go on a picnic one day, Gertrude. Perhaps in the Spring!”“I’d like that, Nancy!” You look over at Ramirez. “What about you, Ramirez?”Ramirez shrugs. “I bought you a present a month ago?” You all look at her, surprised. “Don’t you guys do your Christmas shopping earlier? Like, Black Friday early?” You all shake your head.…“Kitten?” you smile at her. Kitten blinks, surprised. “Get me anything?”Kitten says, “Sure! You’re gonna love it, I know.”> Get Dinner> Keep Buying Presents> Go back to work> Write in
>>34707824Fair point, In Cyberidols, they're a lot of best girls. ((I love tomb girls and Rochelle also Morgan too)VMQ2 Falynn.....What is there that hasn't already been said already?
>>34707865> Go back to workOkay, we got to go shopping. Seems fair to let tankanons have what they want.
>>34707865>> Get DinnerFood Food Food
>>34707865> Get DinnerThen tanks!Then a good night's stare at the ceiling in dread and panic.
>>34707865>> Go back to work>Call Disney and Thunderchild?
>>34707865> Get Dinner
>>34707865>Get Dinner>Invite Thunderchild as thanks (and also ask what gives?)
>>34707865> Get a Sandwich> Ponder its possible relevance to Dory> Take a bite out of it if it's too much to think about> Go back to work
>>34707865>> Keep Buying PresentsSPEND ALL THAT FAKE MONEY! WHEEEEE
>>34707910Yep. Staring at the ceiling all right.>>34707894The idols are all great, yeah. And we really don't need to go any further with this, let's focus on Pantsu und Panzer.
>>34707865>> Get Dinner>“Kitten?” you smile at her. Kitten blinks, surprised. “Get me anything?”>Kitten says, “Sure! You’re gonna love it, I know.”Ahahaha. Its happening.So glad I commed >>34707989
>>34707989...and Rin, Sparky is fine too....Niko needs some time to shine but she is nice as well....Wait what?Oh yeah, yeah all idols are nice.Well I rather focus on the panzer then the pantsu.
>>34708099The girl that blew up the fridge and blamed it on gas leaks, and would have gotten away with it if it weren't for [s]those meddling kids[/s] anons being metagamers.
>>34707989omg, does anyone have ALL the Decu art in one nice .zip?
>>34708142Not really, Sparky seemed the type to do it. >>34707865>Invite Thunderchild to dinner.
>>34708142Doesn't ring any bells.
>>34708208The one who set up the mines for the Russain Merc but they didn't blow up
> Get DinnerBefore you go back to work, you decide to have one last dinner at the BBQ Place. The manager greets you all happily. “Hey there girls!” He gestures to the Freshmen band on stage, Cathy and her girls playing their instruments happily. “Gotta say, I have to thank you for helping me find these girls. They’ve been a pleasure to work with!”https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKc9W3WeUhcYou smile. “Thanks, sir. Hope they keep playing for you like this.”“Ah, they’re playing into the night,” he says. “Truly, those girls love the art of plucking the string. You girls eat free tonight, alright?”Sweet, free food!You dig in, eating away at all you can eat BBQ ribs, fries, chicken, and other foods. Lisa, Ramirez, and Kitten all eat with gusto as well, while Nancy simply has a glass of water a few fries to her name.> Head Somewhere (Specify)> Talk with Someone (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Other
>>34707989Still can't quite figure out what Bernadette has in her mouth.
>>34708190She did bluff the hell out of Producer and fail to be intimidated by him.
>>34708238> Talk with Someone (Nancy)Why you no eating?
>>34707989Kitten looks like Kit from Fey winds
>>34708245It will forever be a mystery. A sexy mystery.>>34708266Because she doesn't want to get fat like Trude.
>>34708238>Talk with Someone (Specify)"You OK, Nancy? Nervous?"
>>34708238>> Talk with Someone (Specify)Do Lisa and Ramirez have any plans for their boyfriends?Also why is nancy not eating>>34708245It's a stick of celery, because she's not suppose to be smoking anymore
>>34708238> Talk with Someone (Nancy)Is she being a worrywart again and it's affecting her appetite?>>34708245Whoever requested it asked for a celery in her mouth (in lieu of a cigarette, I guess?).
>>34708285If Trude is not a landwhale after all her impersonations of a hive fleet, then Nancy could eat a full meal.
>>34708238>OtherNANCY! EAT STUFF, EAT IT! EAT EAT EAT!!!
FUCK YOU GERMANI HOPE YOU ALL FAIL
> Talk with Someone (Nancy)You look at Nancy. “Not eating anything?”Nancy shrugs. “I’m still a little nervous.” She smiles, a bit brokenly. “Sorry, Gertrude. It’s just- This is the finals. All of our work hinges on this! I don’t mean to be a Debbie Downer or anything.”You smile. “It’s fine, Nancy. Honestly, I think we’ll be fine. Just keep cool, alright?” She nods a bit at that. “So, Lisa, Ramirez, you guys doing anything special?”Ramirez says, “Me and my boyfriend were going to spend some time together during Winter Break after Christmas. Nothing too special.”“Lisa?”Lisa shrugs. “Eh… Huxley’s got family to be with, I’ve got family to be with. It’s nothing, honestly.” You frown at her. “Stop staring at me like that!” She blushes furiously. “I mean… I wouldn’t mind spending some time with him, it’s just… I don’t feel like I can.”Ramirez says, “You’re a pussy then.”“OH SHUT UP, CHRYS-“ Ramirez shoves a rib into Lisa’s mouth.“There, get some practice, you might as well.” Lisa glares furiously at Ramirez, chewing on the rib.> Head Somewhere (Specify)> Talk with Someone (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Other
>>34708607>> Head Somewhere (Tanks)Goodnight kissu to Kitten first, though.
>>34708607>> Head Somewhere (The Shop)>> Call Someone (Disney and Thunderchild)
>>34708607>Head Somewhere (Mr.Mishka's)finish our work.>“There, get some practice, you might as well.”Ramirez! Lewd!
>>34708607>“There, get some practice, you might as well.” Lisa glares furiously at Ramirez, chewing on the rib.I love you Ramirez> Call Someone (Specify)Let's call up Disney, see if they got the thing doneAlso don't forget to kiss Kitten bye
>>34708638Support.Make it taste like BBQ.
>>34708607> Head SomewhereBack to the shop and the tanks in need of love.
>>34708607>> Head Somewhere (The Shop)>Call Disney on their progress>Call Thunderchild for help and see if we can figure something out
>>34708607>Head to the shop> Call Someone (Naval Engineering and Disney)Did we ever figure out where to put the shurzen?
>>34708607I wanted to sleep with Kitten on the night before the match
>>34708607>Head towards the ship>Call Disney and Naval Engineering>Consult the Shop>T-34/85>Panther Ausf G>Panzer IV Ausf H>Stug Ausf G>M36 Jackson>Sentinel AC IV>Sherman Firefly>Souma S-35
> Head Somewhere (The Shop)“You coming with, Kitten?”“Yeah,” she says. “I figure I might as well. You’d be there all night if I weren’t there.”Nancy, Lisa, and Ramirez smile at you. “Well,” says Nancy. “We’ll leave you two alone then. Gertrude, thanks for everything.”“Nancy…”“No, no,” says Lisa. “Nancy’s right. You helped pull this thing together. We’re about to win our school back thanks to you. You’ve given Lafayette Girls Academy a second chance. We can’t thank you enough for that. And hopefully, tomorrow, we will win. We’ll make you proud.”Ramirez nods. “We’ll win, Prez.”…Nancy smiles. “You two have fun. In the meantime, we’ll just be in the background working for you.”You hug the three of them. Clumsily, but you manage it. They all hug you back.These girls, the best staff you could ask for.> Team Jackdaw’s Loyalty is now yours!> You have unlocked SECOND CHANCE! A penetrating shot that would take our your tank can be ignored, but only once.With that, you and Kitten get on the walk back to the shop. Kitten smiles. “Man, quite the thing with those girls.”“Hey,” you say, “I told you they would be nice months ago, didn’t I?”“You did,” says Kitten. “I didn’t really believe you, but now that I get to know them. Yeah, they’re great girls.”“Just like you, Kittycat.” You lean over and kiss her on the cheek.“So, tomorrow.” She crosses her arms, sighing. “Honestly, everyone says have it in the bag. Do you really think that?”> Boast> Neutral> Polite> Write in
>>34708948>> BoastSo, Trude's and Kitten's first time on top of Cupid?
>>34708948>> BoastIt's everything we've worked for after all
>>34708948"No such thing as a sure thing, love. Overcinfidence kills, but we have a chance. More than we had at the start."
>>34708948>> Team Jackdaw’s Loyalty is now yours!>> You have unlocked SECOND CHANCE! A penetrating shot that would take our your tank can be ignored, but only once.Oh yea, thats what I was hoping for.> Boast>Write inWe will if we all do our parts. We can do this.
>>34709034So Excel we have 8 Shurzen, what do we do with them?
>>34708948> Write inNo.That's how Black Forest lost.We have a chance. A real chance.
>>34709097something like this?>I have no idea what i am doing
>>34708948>Write inWe can win as long as we think its impossible for us to do so. The moment we feel that victory is assured we are doomed.
>>34709269I like it but replace the Chaffee with the Souma S-35.it's Perk is more useful then Irish since there's is like a Kamakaze attack
> Boast“I don’t think that. I know that. I have faith in all of our people, that they can get their parts done, and we can do our part effectively. Remember, it’s not just us, Kitten. We’re all a team. A team of 90 girls strong, all in the task of saving our school. We ain’t going nowhere just because of a little white flag.”Kitten looks down at your hands. “Your hands are shaking-““I’m aware,” you say. “It’s cold.”Kitten takes your hands, grasping them with her own soft touch. “I can warm you up.”…You both laugh. “Oh, jeez, Kitten, wow!” You slap your knee. “I didn’t think you’d go there!”Kitten blushes, laughing. “Ahaha! I’m sorry! I’m sorry! It just came to me, honest!” You pat Kitten on the back, then kiss her forehead. Whatever, you got tanks to fix, things to do now.……Well, you did it. The Panzer IV is now a thing, as is the Hellcat. Both finished in time. You can fit on the Schurzen later on site at the match. You both sit on the engine block of Cupid, leaning back on his mighty iron turret. Mr. Mishka walks up to you, tipping his cap. “Gotta say girls, you two work mighty hard.”“Thanks, Mr. Mishka,” you both say.He smiles, chuckling a bit. “Anyway, tanks will be moved for tomorrow in a few hours. Good luck, alright?” You smile at him, waving tiredly as he walks away into his office. That just left the two of you in his hangar.…“Gertrude.” You look at Kitten, seeing her rest her head on your shoulder. “These past few months have been nothing but fun for me. Thank you so much for forcing me to do Tankery with you.”“Hey, it was nothing,” you say. Kitten looks at you. “Honest. I reckoned you-“Kitten kisses you. You feel the soft touch of her lips on yours. She immediately pulls back, red in the cheeks.“… Well uh…” Kitten looks away. “How’s that for a first kiss? I know… Bernadette might’ve been better than me so uh… yeah.”> Kiss her back> “It was great.”> Write in
>>34709304>“It was great.”It really was.
>>34709304>Kiss her backLife-affirming sex right before the final battle? Yes please!
>>34709304>> Kiss her backKitten a great
>>34709304>> Kiss her backKitten too cute
>>34709304> Kiss her back> Then pull her into the tank and close the hatch.End thread there.
>>34709350Nah, not now. That's for after the tournament is won.
>>34709043I archive-binged a good half of this quest, is "Doncha know" referencing something I missed?
>>34709304> Kiss her backand her sides, and her front
>>34709304> Kiss her backOh Yeah!
>>34709373What, doncha know?Irregardless, congrats on reading everything till now.
>>34709304> Kiss her back>>34709373I don't know either anon, and I've been here since Thread 4. you gotta ask Decu
>>34709304> Kiss her back>>34709269>Panzer IV Ausf. HI thought that came with a schurzen kit on its own when it's upgraded to that particular model?
>>34709373Its a propaganda piece/recruitment poster type picture.Hence the tagline.
>>34709373>>34709397You're trying to understand the mind of a drawfag/QM. This will not end well for you.
>>34709390by "Half this quest" I meant literally that, I've been here for months.
>>34709419I don't know how that works either but apprently adding it still gives off that effect bonus
>>34709440I been here since the beginning...I still don't know how to feel about that due to some things happening but I am glad this is going to end.
> Kiss her backYou plant your lips right on her. She squeaks a bit, in surprise. You adjust yourself in posture, your legs curling up with hers, and your arms reaching across to hug her. She can do nothing but simply sit there, and let you kiss her more and more.…CAN’T BREATHE.You pull back, taking a deep breathe. Kitten sits there, staring up at the wall ahead, dazed. “Whoo. That was… whoo.” You blink, smiling. Kitten blinks, recovering. “Gee, Kitten, you don’t give yourself enough credit. Honestly.”She simply goes back to resting her head on your shoulder. “Well… you know me.” You both sit there, in silence, for a few minutes. You just want to bask in this moment, with your favorite girl in the whole world. “Can you sing to me?”You smile, kissing her on the cheek again.You are my sunshine, my only sunshine,You make me happy when skies are grey,You never know dear, how much I love you,Please don’t take my sunshine away…> END DAY
>>34709542https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qerg0LyLi6cWell boys and girls, we're at the final stretch. It's been a long road fraught with trials, triumphs, tribulation, and turmoil. But we've made it this far together, and I'm glad to have QM'ed this Quest, despite any grief it gave me.I hope to see you all next week. I'll update on twitter the exact day of when I'll run later.Follow at: https://twitter.com/GermanSchteelAsk at: ask.fm/GermanSchteelSee you next time.
>>34709542thanks for the thread, boss.When is the Finale?