"You must help me, Cerberus!"You refuse."Hear me out at the very least!"Whatever Angel wants is probably stupid. You're in your cozy home, seated at the kitchen table. The ever-audaciously dressed Fallen Angel is seated across from you. Chief and Claire are busying themselves making snacks for the occasion, leaving you to deal with a frantic Angel all by yourself.Today is just like yesterday, tomorrow will be just like today. Your roommates take you for granted.There is a small card on the table in front of you. You haven't bothered reading it yet, but it looks to be a fairly standard business card. You can see the phone number in a bold font, and there's a silly logo on it. Earlier today, Angel burst into your home and slapped the card on the table. She hasn't explained much, only that she needs help dealing with it. Something about this smells bad, so you decide to ask for more information."Very well, Cerberus. I suppose I must begin at the beginning. Ten thousand years ago, when my previous incarnation fell from grace..."The relevant facts, please."...Well, my academy is doing some small drives to get new students in. Scrolls and ballads, and all sorts of soliciting on street corners. The headmistress requested that I make a television appearance, as I am the top student. It was simply to be a short broadcast on local stations but..."She nervously points to the card."After it aired, this awful, creepy man approached me! He told me that he's been collecting girls just like myself! A kidnapper gave me his card! He must be some kind of supervillain!"You pick up the card and read it. Tobias Granshaw. Talent Scout, Producer, Entertainment Agent. ...>Isn't Angel a superhero? Shouldn't she be looking for supervillains?>Explain the situation to her.>You want to see this video>Write in. Yes, now we can do write-ins. I retain the right to veto if it's too weird.
>>34626247>>You want to see this videoThis is important evidence
>>34626247>>Explain the situation to her.
>>34626247After seeing the video explain the situation to her.
>>34626247>You want to see this videoFor, uh, research purposes.
>>34626247>You want to see this video
>>34626247>Google search Granshaw's company
>>34626505That's a reasonable thing as well. I like this.
>>34626247>Explain the situation to her.
Alright, looks like most of you want to see the video.
>>34626561Can you blame us?Also, is Chief a Counter-Renegade?
>>34626671Chief is a vampire. People say she's an Overed because they don't know how to classify her otherwise.
>>34626696That's... huh. By any chance, is there an eclipse scheduled sometime in the next year? Because I can totally see this turning into Dawn of Sorrow, Overeds are exactly the type of people who think hiding castles in eclipse events is a thing to do.
There was a TV appearance? You're curious as to how that went. Did Angel go spewing her backstory and personal setting to the entirety of the island? "I did not! And it isn't a setting!" She retrieves a smartphone from her bag, "Give me a moment."Angel slides the phone over to you. There's a small fit of static, and then the scene opens up to show Angel standing in front of her Catholic school, in her regular uniform. There's not one trace of her outrageous outfit, and she didn't even color her eyes this time. "H-Hello!" She seems stiff and nervous. Perhaps she's bad in front of cameras? Whatever the case is, she's shifting her weight back and forth, favoring her left leg then her right. Her nervous habit is making her long hair sway gently highlighting her graceful figure. It's such a shame she's doing it by accident.The next minute and a half shows Angel walking through the corridors and explaining the various clubs and features of Mary Magdalene's School for Upcoming Young Ladies. Though it clearly isn't her intention, almost every awkward move she makes emphasizes her erotic body in some way: a closeup of her drinking from a water fountain, running across the track, bending over to pick up trash and so on. You imagine that this is what caught the talent scout's eye. The only part which doesn't make sense is the fact that the staff at Mary Magdalene's is 100% composed of Catholic Sisters. Why would they ask her to do so many clearly suggestive things?
>>34627138"What is this softcore pornography?", Claire takes the phone from you and throws it back to Angel, "Did the Holstein ask you to review her latest exhibitionist venture?""It is not porn! I am not a cow! Listen, there is a man targeting me, Claire. Aren't you worried?""There are men targeting you every time you so much as breathe," Claire crosses her arms, "Am I to be worried any time someone is distracted by your excess fat?""Oh! Whatever, Claire! Cerberus, did you reach a conclusion?">Tell Angel the most logical explanation.>Make up some ludicrous explanation.>Tell her you need to research this man.>Something else.
>>34627156>>Tell Angel the most logical explanation.
>>34627156>>Make up some ludicrous explanation.This guy is probably a scout for a porn company though, did Cap save the title for later use?
>>34627156>>Tell Angel the most logical explanation.Tempted to go for #2, but she has probably made up a better one anyway.
>>34627156>Make up some ludicrous explanation.I don't believe we've ever teased Angel.
>>34627156>Tell Angel the most logical explanation.>Deadpan
>>34627156>>Tell Angel the most logical explanation.I can not wait for her to tell us we're wrong and give some insane speech
>>34627156>>Make up some ludicrous explanation.More teasing, Cap has to get that score down somehow
>>34627156>Tell Angel the most logical explanation.
>>34627156>Tell Angel the most logical explanation>Tell Claire to make up a spare bedroom since Angel is clearly planning to crash with us until this blows over despite the rest of us thinking that's completely unnecessary.
>>34627156>Make up some ludicrous explanation.>>Tell her you need to research this man.She gets a dumb story to entertain herself we can get laugh and we can look him up later if it seems Luke we'll get dragged further into this
>>34627260>>Tell Claire to make up a spare bedroom since Angel is clearly planning to crash with us until this blows over despite the rest of us thinking that's completely unnecessary.Would you really do that to Claire?
>>34627185>>34627197>>34627216>>34627226>>34627259>>34627260>>34627194>>34627205>>34627251>>34627291Looks like cold, vulcanesque logic wins.
>>34627440I dunno, Angel needs to be taken down a peg. Not everything is out to get her, and it'll probably help her encroachment that we not delve into her crazed fantasies.
>>34627477Encroachment goes down with human interaction. Convincing her to move in would bring it down, denuding her of her fantasies will just shake her chuunibyou worldview.
>>34627501fair point.we need to find her a boyfriend. She's probably shaken that Righteous Devil has one while Fallen Angel flies solo.Or are those two still dancing around each other with no idea what to do?
>>34627561Do you even need to ask?
>>34627501Not exactly. Encroachment goes down from having strong emotions to several things. Being attached to your pet dog or hating your enemy to death is just as good for bringing down Encroachment as having a friend to talk to.
>>34627603A fair point. If Azure tries to come to us for help again, we're sitting them both down and explaining it plainly for both their sakes and our sanity.
>>34627501>denudingWould you really do something so lewd to someone as pure as Angel?
You lay it on Angel in as direct a manner as possible. This guy probably isn't any kind of supervillain. He's just an agent looking for new girls to produce, and he probably caught that broadcast on accident. You think that he's really just interested in marketing Angel's body for things like swimwear or maybe a gravure shoot. She can probably safely ignore him unless she's interested in show-business."Show-business? You think I could make it?"You didn't say that."Yes, do not get ahead of yourself. However scandalous your appearance may be, you still lack the dignity and grace that a proper star needs.""A star!?"Angel snatches up the card and holds it over her head with glee. Realizing that you're staring at her, she calms down and addresses you in her usual holier-than-thou voice."I thank you for your advice, Cerberus. While I am still concerned about this Fiend's true nature, I realize that he has many treasures that I may yet obtain. I must bid you farewell for now, my fellow walker in darkness!"Angel dashes away, intent on finding her new life. Claire takes a seat next to you as Chief walks in from the kitchen with a tray of cookies."That girl is heading for heartbreak, is she not?"Yes, she is, Claire.--"I was hired! I'm going to be an idol!"What? Angel invited the three of you out to lunch, eager to tell you the good news."I..Idol?" Chief drops her fork, letting her ketchup soaked meatloaf fall to the plate, "But you promised me you wouldn't push your cover after you started your magical girl act.""It is not an act! I am both the Fallen Angel, protector of this city, and now I shall be an idol in my private life. God's blessings upon me are almost too kind.">You're suspicious of how quickly that went.>Congratulate her.>Stay quiet and let this play out.>Something else.
>>34627969>>You're suspicious of how quickly that went.Way too easy, Angel is in danger of being kidnapped and sold off to a sex ring
>>34627969>>Stay quiet and let this play out.Haha what.
>>34627969>You're suspicious of how quickly that went.However let's just>Stay quiet and let this play out.
>>34627969>You're suspicious of how quickly that wentThis is just going to start her into a rant about her radiant beauty...
>>34627969>>Something else.I vote we have Claire infiltrate this the way she used to those terrorist cells.
>>34627969>Stay quiet and let this play out.Do not involve yourself with idols, they are more trouble than they are worth
>>34628094Not my preferred hentai genre.
>>34628112That's fine, different strokes and all that, but the thought of Angel getting drugged up and selling her body has my rock hard.
>>34628161Gangbang, guro, and NTR are the devil's porn anon.
Looks like you want to keep quiet for now and let the girls talk amongst themselves. That's cool because you still have food to eat.
>You're suspicious of how quickly that went.
>>34628238Captain has his priorities straight.
>>34628161Guess I just can't see the appeal. Then again, I'm convinced that pure unconditional love is more disquieting than hardcore porn, so it could be that I'm off in that regard.>>34628230I confess that I think netori can be hot as hell.
>>34628250Ack, so close and yet so far.
>>34628230>GuroAgree.>NTRAgree for the most part.>GangbangI believe I'm going to have to disagree with you.
>>34627969Wait, Dont Catholics have a thing about false idols?
>>34628433Is she catholic or just attending a Catholic girl's schoo--Hang on, have we introduced Angel to Maria-sama yet?
>>34627969>You're suspicious of how quickly that went.
>>34628508Maria-sama ga Miteru. Girl's love manga set in a Catholic girls school.I suppose the Double Cross Quest version would have a name change. Sophia-sama?
>>34627969>Stay quiet and let this play out.
>>34628525>>34628547>>34628593You're a bit late.
>>34628433You keep quiet and take a bite of your stuffed steak. Damn, not even this compares to home cooked food any more. You feel like your taste buds have been ruined..."Fallen Angel, we at the UGN will gladly support your career choices, no matter what they may be...however, being an idol and a vigilante at the same time is inviting trouble. You don't even wear a mask!""I agree with the Chief. You are risking discovery simply because you wish to put yourself on display. How shameful...""Oh ho ho!" She cackles, putting a hand to her mouth, "You two are simply jealous of my shining beauty. It is natural that others seek to gaze upon my form and hear my heavenly voice. Unlike you, I am the epitome of a desirable woman. Now then, if you will excuse me, I must prepare for my début. I am to be part of the Star of New Zanzibar beauty contest, which I will no doubt win!"""Angel, you're being selfish and rude! Now see here-""See? See what?" Angel gets defensive. Looks like she was really invested in the idea of being famous,"I'm sorry, I looked right over your head, Chief. Or maybe I just didn't want to see your deathly pallor. You should probably look into some tanning lotion."Chief looks down and trembles, but Claire slaps her hand on the table."This is going to your head, Angel. You should apologize to the Chief.""Nothing has gone to my head. I'm just finally being recognized for my beauty, where as you have been ignored. After all, you may have a nice body, Claire, but what man wants a woman who can't smile? It's no wonder Cerberus hasn't lain with you."Angel gets up and excuses herself, laughing the whole way. Meanwhile, you're left with Claire and Chief, each radiating an immense murderous intent.>Try to calm them down.>Chase after Angel.>Something else.
>>34628818>>Chase after Angel.Holy shit Angel
>>34628818Finish shitty breakfast silently
>>34628818>Something else.Eat your food and carry on. She's an idol now, and therefor not worth the trouble.
>>34628818>>Chase after Angel.What have we done.
>>34628818>Chase after Angel.
>>34628818Calm them down. Chasing her'll just make them angrier.
>>34628818>You feel like your taste buds have been ruined...I want Claire to take responsibility>>Something else.Finish eating. Not sure what to do after catching up to her.
>Chase after Angel.
>>34628818Just keep eating, lets not get involved in an renegade cat fight
>>34628818Roll up a newspaper, hit Angel over the head, point at the other two and tell her to apologize.
>>34628818>Chase after Angel.If the cap can't open her eyes then she's doomed.
>>34628818>Chase after Angel.Wow that was harsh and spot-on
>>34628818If we're going to have to chase after Angel, can we at least play it off as teaching her a lesson? Something, anything to avoid the shenanigans this is going to cause with Chief and Claire.
>>34628818>Something elseSuggest that Chief and Claire beat Angel at her own game by entering the beauty contest themselves.
>>34629001This sounds fun.
>>34629001Okay, yes, changing my vote to this. It's too good.
>>34629001..ahahaha. If this goes through, I will support it as one of those who voted for eating.
>>34628818>Something else.Sit back and watch it burn
>>34629001BRILLIANT>>34628818Look at this
>>34629001oh the hilarity.We will not be judging
>>34629001Jumping on this bandwagon
>DXR throwing his notes away
>>34629119I'm pretty sure he's stopped keeping notes altogether at this point
Well then, I'm going to have to recount and figure out what's going on. This seems close.
>>34629154Sorry boss, I couldn't help myself.
>>34629119I think that was exactly what was going to happen anyway. Claire's an expert in infiltration tactics, remember?
>>34629154I'm >>34628874, changing my vote to >>34629001
Okay. So this arc is now about a beauty contest. Alright. We can do this. >writing.
>>34629212Looks like we going in deeper than planned.
>>34629229So how long until Captain is forced into a skirt?
>>34629229You're a good QM.
>>34629229I vote we rename Captain to "Producer" for the duration of this arc.We also need a smarmy name for our idoru group.
>>34629229Everything went better than expected.
>>34629316LMTFA Idols.Leave Me the Fuck Alone
>>34629229honestly what were you expecting from us?
Oh yeah, this is going to take a bit because I have zero prewrite and notes for this.
>>34629492>life of the GM.jpeg
>>34629492It's cool, we asked for this after all
>>34629492captain knows deep down he wanted this
>>34629229>inb4 Claire uses Sev as her entire wardrobe.
>>34629492>>34629655Now, how is Cap going to inevitably get roped into judging?
>>34629492Again, I'm so sorry boss.
>>34629704Just a ribbon?So lewd.
team competitions angel + rin vs. chief + claire
If they're that upset about Angel being in this stupid beauty contest, can't they just enter as well? You think both of them are good looking girls, so they should have an easy time at least getting into the top ten or something like that. Neither of the girls look up at you, but you can feel their menacing aura recede somewhat."You think we would do well, Wild Card?" Chief mumbles and pushes the food on her plate around.Sure, Chief and Claire are two of the prettiest girls you know. You take pains to not bring up how you only know a handful of girls anyway."If...if Darling wants to see me on stage, then I have no choice but to compete."You never said you wanted to see her on stage. You just think she would do well. Chief and Claire get up with a start, knocking their chairs over in the process."It's decided! We will compete in this Star of New Zanzibar pageant and teach Angel some humility!""Yes. Let us go to its registration office immediately."--"What?! We need a sponsor?"The receptionist is taken aback, and she tries her best to keep smiling politely. She explains that the entry fee is actually quite steep, and so it's almost impossible to enter without a sponsor of some kind, preferably several. She goes on to point out that most talent agencies work with many such sponsors, which is one of the services they provide. "If it is money you need..." Claire pulls out a sheet of paper, then folds it behind behind her back. You can see it begin to transmute into a fat stack of cash, but Chief quickly interrupts her."We'll do this legitimately, Claire. There's no need for you to generate personal funds. I'm sure there's a talent agency willing to take us on!"Somehow you doubt that.>You have all that money you never spend. You could sponsor them if you wanted.>You'll help them find an agency to work at.>You should give Tobias a call, perhaps.>Something else.
>>34629802I feel like this would force karma's hand and make Azure and Scarlet our co-judges.
Hey DXR, sorry if now's not the time, but if you have the Double Cross book PDFs, do you mind linking them at the end of the thread? Been trying to track them down.
>>34629956>>You have all that money you never spend. You could sponsor them if you wanted.It's not like we need it
who is tobias
>>34629956>>You have all that money you never spend. You could sponsor them if you wanted.We producer now!
>>34629997>>34630011Angel's talent agent
>>34629956>You have all that money you never spend. You could sponsor them if you wanted.Demand them to call us Producer for the remainder of this arc too.
>>34629997Tobias Grenshaw...Reread the opening post.
>>34629956>You have all that money you never spend. You could sponsor them if you wanted.
>>34629956>>You have all that money you never spend. You could sponsor them if you wanted.Fuck going to some other guy. Cap is now the Producer.
>>34629956>You'll help them find an agency to work at.So much comedy potential.
>>34630058oh god yes this
>>34629956>>You have all that money you never spend. You could sponsor them if you wanted.Nothing could go wrong
>>34630059Well, I totally missed that.
>>34629956>You have all that money you never spend. You could sponsor them if you wanted.become the producer
>>34630087>Cap is now the Producer.gains power over fruit
Captain remembers that his Wealth by Level should cover this.>writing
>>34630281Question, if we fully adopt a "Producer" persona for this arc could we selectively apply our "Supreme Fur" ability to Cap's hair? Just to give him something to slick back and help get him in character?
>>34630497So you want Cap to win the beauty pageant?
>>34629417>>34629316Yisss. >>34629229And this is why you are the based-est of QMs.
>>34630497That sounds positively stupid. Yes, you can.
>>34630528naturally no one can choose between the beauties and we are declared the winner
>>34630555Have I ever told you you are my favorite QM?Because I should have by now
>>34630589We need to remind him of this more often
>>34630555I'm so ready.
>>34630565Seven wins because she becomes a status symbol.
>>34630668No, no. Six wins to spite his sister.
>>34630724No Rin wins because Azure is the judge
>>34630746>implying Asure is brave enough not to vote for ClaireI'm betting he'd fold under her withering glare.
You sigh and pull out your wallet. The bank card you've been using to make all your purchases for nearly a decade now is practically stuffed with cash. All those welfare checks that go nowhere and your extremely inexpensive lifestyle has led you to have quite a bit of cash you're sitting on. It will break your bank, but you have enough to sponsor them this one time. Just to get them to calm down, after all. You can't have them being grumpy forever. The receptionist is startled, but accepts your money and hands you several forms to fill out. Chief and Claire take their entry applications and fill out the relative information faster than you thought was humanly possible, while you struggle with filling out your sponsor form. You manage to fill the blanks with most of your personal and home information, but you struggle with trying to think of a name for the 'agency' you represent. At first, you think about just leaving it blank, but Chief pops over your shoulder. "Thinking of what to call yourself? Why not something beautiful and elegant...White Rose productions?"You don't think..."How pretentious," Claire interrupts, "Why not something cute like Heartstopper Agency?"That's more ominous than cute, Claire. The receptionist coughs, and you feel like she's grown tired of your presence. You quickly write something down on the paper and turn it in. The threee of you leave the office, with the two girls practically skipping out. "So," Claire falls in line with you, "What did you decide to name yourself?">White Rose Productions>Heartstopper Agency>Wild Card Talents>Something else
>>34630862>>Wild Card TalentsCap's company, Cap's name
>>34630862>>Wild Card TalentsLets go recruit Rin
>>34630862>Wild Card Talents
>>34630862>>Wild Card Talents
>>34630862Do we want Chief points, Claire points, or something to irritate them/Angel?Captain's not subtle, so UGN Idols is my vote.
>>34630862Damn, I like all those names, but this is our agency so we should take the credit (blame) for it. >Wild Card TalentsBut we should tell the girls that both White Rose and Heartstopper are good names though.
>>34630862>Wild Card Talentsis there really a choice here? of course we go wild card talents
>>34630944>UGN IdolsChief will KILL Cap if we go with this.But it is exactly what this is, so why not?
>Wild Card Talents
Looks like you guys liked that. Weird. I thought for sure you'd write something in like Mesuinu Girls or something.
>>34631216>MesuinuAnd tease these girls like that?Cap is an upstanding gentleman, he would never do such a thing
>>34631216Come now DXR, there's a fine line between teasing the girls and just being mean. Besides, calling Claire a bitch is what Seven's here for.
>>34631274What does that even mean?
>>34631401He'll bend them over his knee when they misbehave but he'd never call them a na--I can't finish that sentence with a straight face.
>>34631401female dog or bitch
>>34631421>>34631422>>34631432I see. Too bad we don't have the werewolf lady to call that.
>>34631463You're forgetting vampire lore 101. Vampires can turn into wolves. This makes vampires a kind of werewolf. A werewolf is a mix of human and wolf. Dogs are a different kind of mix between human and wolf.Chief is a vampire. QED Chief is a female dog.
>>34631542Try it on the chief and see her response.
>>34631542You present a soundly argued logic, anon, even without going into the cultural origins of the Vampire myth across Europe and Asia. You are awarded this honorary PHD in Vampire/Werewolf Anthropology for your enthused, researched, and cited argument in defense of your Thesis, Chief is a Bitch.That said. I like Wild Car Talent better.
>>34631584That wouldn't be funny. Explaining it to Claire is funny.
>>34631216Out of curiosity, good DM, what was your original plan for the arc to go in?
Wait a second. We are the werewolf.So we are the bitch.>>34631542>Vampires can turn into wolvesWait what.This is not the King's Bounty video game.
>>34631611I'm inordinately proud of this.>>34631658It's one of the classic vampire powers. Hell, it's even in Dracula.
>>34631796Then the modern vampire hates werewolf meme is just a new invention?
>>34631906Yes.But for that matter, modern vampires are also a new invention.
>>34632051Please don't tell me twilight or An Interview with a Vampire created it.
>>34631906Well, I'm pretty sure a more knowledgeable anon will correct me, but I'm pretty sure vampirism is something like a metaphor for psychopathy and lycanthropy for schizophrenia... And now that I think of it I don't know of any classic myths where the two ever actually interact. So who knows.Just don't think any story in which a werewolf has been domesticated has any reflection in the old stories. Wolves, rabid or healthy, are always wild (hence "Wild" Card).
>>34631906Kind of. Werewolves and vampires have the same origins in medieval superstitions about evil animals, namely bats and wolves. People thought they were agents of Satan, so people with connections to those animals were the same. Vampires came to emphasize the seductive and alluring night terrors, while werewolves became the destroying ones.Same idea that animal-like humans are monsters. So yeah it's a new idea, because they were one and the same originally.
"Oh really? Isn't that a bit conceited?"You just tried to think of something snappy. You don't have any mind for this kind of stuff."Well, if Darling likes it, then I will support it as well."--"So," Chief begins, "The contest will take place over the course of a week. During that week, the contestants will go through various competitions. These competitions will reduce the contestant pool from one-hundred and twenty seven all the way down to ten on the final day of the competition. Those final ten will have one last contest, based on a culmination of all subjects."Sounds fairly standard."Yes," Claire picks up where Chief left off, "However, we have run into an issue."And that is?"Neither of us have any idea how to compete in one of these. We assumed that a beauty contest simply entailed standing in front of a crowd and being judged. We were not prepared for an extended contest, based on singing, dancing, and various other skills and talents. We will need to prepare costumes, acts, props..."Claire and Chief start chattering to each other, trying to figure out how to best raise their appeal. You check out the flier that Chief was reading from. Sure enough, most of the rules are what she said. Basically, you need to make large appeals to the audience throughout the majority of the contest, since they act as the primary judges. You can see why Angel's idol career is going to use this as a launching point. Well, you said you'd help out, so you try to think of some ideas.>They should get their names out early, start getting that public appeal. Lots of public events.>They should practice in private. Become the dark horses that leave an impact on the scene.>There's always cheating.>Something else.Sorry for the delay. I got sidetracked really badly.
>>34632219And the idea one could transform into the other represent how the seductive could easily be destructive?
>>34632100Course not. Bram Stoker's Dracula codified vampires. What Interview did that Twilight also did was recodify and repackage the vampire for modern popular consumption.Actually not sure about werewolves.
>>34632254>>They should practice in private. Become the dark horses that leave an impact on the scene.They aren't planning on making a real name for themselves, they just need that short lived attention
>>34632269That actually makes a lot of sense.
>>34632100Well, modern vampires came with Bram Stoker (who was "inspired" by works of his time to create his own original vampire lore pls don't steal), then modern modern vampires came with Dark Shadows, which is around the time vampires became romantic figures. Anne Rice popularized that a few years later.
>>34632254>>They should practice in private. Become the dark horses that leave an impact on the scene.I just wanna see angel flip the fuck out when they turn up, at this point.
>>34632254>>They should practice in private. Become the dark horses that leave an impact on the scene.
>>34632254>>They should practice in private. Become the dark horses that leave an impact on the scene.Dude...there is no way Chief or Claire will ever, EVER be appealing to the muggles.
>>34632254>They should practice in private. Become the dark horses that leave an impact on the scene.We're here to win an argument. That's all.
>>34632311>Dark ShadowsThe soap?
>>34632260Yep.>>34632254Make them the dark horse. They can't compete against Angel on her own turf, especially since Angel has a head start woth her fanclub.Also, can we visit Yugo? I suspect if we package this as an example of Overed/human integration we can get some official support in this.
>>34632100Well, I'm not sure if Anne Rice started the how madero take on vampires, but she definitely mainstreamed it.As for Twilight, I haven't read them but I got roped into watching the first film during a cousin's birthday years ago. Sparkling vampires...massive guilt complexes...I'm just glad that seems to have been the end of an arc and that the pendulum is swinging back toward the monstrous interpretation.
>>34632359>Also, can we visit Yugo? I suspect if we package this as an example of Overed/human integration we can get some official support in this.Oh this will be great. I am all for it,Even involve Hawke in it.
>>34632360>>34632311>>34632269I did not realize Interview with A Vampire was so popular.
Practice in private it is.
>>34632424Where do you think Vampire the Masquerade got its major inspiration?But yeah, Interview was the Twilight of its day.
>>34632424Dude, it was the Twilight of its day.
>>34632478Reading the Wikipedia article, you can already see the critics seething over it like they do over twilight.
>>34632469Don't forget talking to Yugo. They're going to have to mindwipe everyone involved anyway, might as well get their people in place early.
>>34632515Whose overed ability conduces itself to a beauty contest the best?We know fluffy tailed aunt will win anyways.
>>34632512I like to think the reasons to criticize Twilight are better. Anne Rice did not refuse to study vampire lore, nor was she inspired to write Mormon vampires.
>>34632478Now you mentioned it, Masquerade read surprisingly like Anne Rice's work.
>>34632545Blood servants. Great for ballot stuffing.Actually it's probably Solaris.
>>34632614We have a backup plan then.
>>34632577Mormon vampires?As in vampires who worship Jesus who hid a new testament in the new world?Sometimes I am very tempted to read Twilight.
>>34632254Random idea!Talents>Chief is really Victorian, so see if she has any skill with painting (if not, lace the paint with her blood before the competition so she can cheat a bit)>Claire is a superior markswoman. See if we can have a shooting gallery set up for her that she can run throw (make sure she's comfortable running - and maybe doing some tumbling - in heels)Dance>Chief, either some classic ballet or ballroom type display>Claire, something very modern where she has an excuse to put on a light showSwimsuits>Make sure Chief is wearing a bikini instead of some highly conservative one piece>Make sure Claire is wearing at least a bikiniCostume/persona ideas>Claire needs a pair of glasses to sell a no-nonsense librarian/assassin persona (will explain lake of smiling>Chief...I'm out of ideas.
>>34632672>Mormon vampires Autocorrect is a hell of a drug...
>>34632760>>Make sure Chief is wearing a bikini instead of some highly conservative one pieceBut we need the ojou sama image. Chief should have as classy as possible swim suit.
>>34632760>Make sure Chief is wearing a bikini instead of some highly conservative one piece>not putting Chief in a sling bikini
>>34632760>lack of smilingNot lake. My bad.
>>34632760Gothic lolita for Chief maybe? Vampire look?
>>34632801Frills, everything Chief wears should be properly frilly, especially her swimsuit. Though Chief has a pretty good shot at this, she's noted at being exceptionally charismatic so if we make sure she's looking good and can do all the talent portions then she should be alright.
>>34632873Can she sing?I bet she can't sing.We will do a lip dub.
You think it would be best for them to keep themselves a secret for now. Maybe they can play the underdog or the dark horse when they get out there. But they also seriously need to practice. You've never heard them sing and to tell the truth, you're a little scared of that. Not to mention that both of them seem to have a rather stunted sense of style in most cases, favoring their uniforms or horribly outdated clothing. You have your work cut out for you if you're going to help them win this.Funny. You've already forgotten why you were doing this."I suppose you're right, darling. It would be best if we kept ourselves hidden away for the time being. We cannot afford to let Angel discover us so early.""What will we do, Wild Card? I haven't the foggiest about how to progress."You're not sure yourself. You think, for now, it would be best to talk with some more experienced women and find some place to practice that Angel won't be spying on. After all, this is supposed to be a surprise.--"You're doing what?"Yugo folds his hands and leans forward. A curious expression crosses his face, and you can't tell if he's about to laugh or shout. You explain to him everything that's going on and he sits back in his chair."...The Chief still has the authority. If this is what she wants to do, I can't stop her. So what did you want from me?"You think you might need some of his support going forward. Just a few extra hands to help out with everything. Yugo frowns and runs a hand through his unkempt hair."Okay, but on a few conditions. One: You must prevent any Renegade powers from being used. Two: You should use this as an event to further Overed and Normal coexistence. Three: Someone better be wearing a bikini."...Fine."Great. You said you also wanted to borrow one of our agents? Who was it again?">You're pulling Lunatic High out of retirement.>Shining Void knows enough about looking sexy.>Someone else.
>>34632788What was the original word you intended to use?
>>34632914>Shining Void knows enough about looking sexy.
>>34632914>>You're pulling Lunatic High out of retirement.Even more nothings can go wrong here
>>34632914>>You're pulling Lunatic High out of retirement.Come on, we know this is going to win.
>>34632914>You're pulling Lunatic High out of retirement.
>>34632914>>You're pulling Lunatic High out of retirement.She needs something to do
>>34632914>You're pulling Lunatic High out of retirement.Need we any other option?
>>34632672Hahaha, unfortunately no. I'm given to understand that Edward is a very uncomfortable pair of underwear away from being Joseph Smith.>>34632760We go full loli goth for Chief. We don't tell her what it's called, but she's tiny and looks good in black, it's perfect for her. Just keep the number of frills down to a sane level and she's set.Claire's a bit harder, because she could probably pull off any costume. Maybe make that her theme? Ever-changing idol, every man's dream, just for him?
>>34632868Oh I like it. She is kind tiny, so I think it would work. Maybe have the Chief and Claire play off each other: Chief as a Upperclass Goth Loli and Clair do something more modern and down to earth.
>>34632914>I pick the lesser alcoholic of the two.I may have forgotten which that actually is though...
>>34632914>Shining Void knows enough about looking sexy.Really? Then how can she never get a date? She will just date rape the audience and sabotage the contestants in jealousy.>Lunatic highShe will sabotage everyone, but it will be amazingly hilarious.And she is going to win.[x] Lunatic.Or better -[x] Boy instructor after Rin - ask him to cross dress
>>34632914>You're pulling Lunatic High out of retirement.Fuck and Yes.
>>34632914Lunatic High. Void's going to suggest drugging the judges or seducing them or "seducing" them, while Lunatic High can be convinces the challenge means she has to play by the rules.
>>34633015>date rapeThat's such a strong term. It's more like inferred consent.
>>34632914>Perflat drunkard fox lady christmas cakeHell yeah, motherfucker.
>>34632914>You're pulling Lunatic High out of retirement.we don't see wnough of best girl
>>34633069No, it is more hilarious to see angel pulling the devil around to these events and forcing her to perform on stage awkwardly in fear.
>>34633081Are all the older women flat?
>>34632914>You're pulling Lunatic High out of retirement.We will teach Chief and Claire the power of black-out-drunk appeal.
>>34633121You're right, we always need more Seven. Offer to let her take pictures. Remind her that this means front row seats to any mistakes Claire and Chief make.
>>34633081Wait, fox lady is flat?
>>34633200I agree, We really could use more Diablos.
>>34633152Void is E cup
>>34633212Pettan~IIRC Seven is the only one with a flatter chest.
>>34633224Yes that's right, thanks
>>34633152No, just the one.
>>34633212>>34633232And only by a little bit since both are AA
>>34633232A drunk flat chested fluffy tail Christmas Cake.How can she be so perfect?
oksoyou want to bring in the lady who taught Claire everything she knows about sex appeal, and use her as their coach. >writing>crying>eating a spinach feta pizza
>>34633297>spinach feta pizzaGood taste
>>34633297Why did you explicitly give us that option!
>>34633232Pettan, pettan, tsurupettan
>>34633277Because she's not real
>>34633314They are tears of happiness.
>>34633297What could go wrong?
>>34633297Because nothing can go wrong of course
>>34633345Oh sweet jeebus, what have we done?!Guess its gonna be a wild ride.
>>34633297>you want to bring in the lady who taught Claire everything she knows about sex appeal, and use her as their coach.This plan is literally perfect
>>34633297Lesser of two evils. We need some one who nows what appeals to normalfags and Lunatic has presumably jumped a few peoples bones. While they are you know. Conscious.
>>34633345Tell us straight up: would bringing Void in have been any better?
>>34633394That is true. However, it might have something to do with fluffy tails.
>>34633408She wouldn't have been worse.
>>34633394She uses an advances form of fluffy tail brainwashing to attract her marks. Still better than dosing someone with Ecstasy but only a little.
>>34633453Well that's a yes.
>>34633443Possibly. Though I will say her teachings aren't necessarily ineffective. I would have fucked Claire senseless were I in the Captain's shoes.
>>34633488You don't do that to your childhood friend anon, there are standards to uphold.>>34633453So we've got the sex appeal portion of the contest on lock, but we're throwing the talent portion?
>>34633453Equally bad decisions all round
>>34633471Yeah, but Void can sachet throw a dance routine. Lunar is pretty discoordinated.
>>34633488Claire's probably a dead fish in bed anyway
>>34633546>we're throwing the talent portion?Couldn't Claire use her Nuemann super skills to learn the piano or something? And if Chief happens to be able to sing, well that would be a great combo.
>>34633546>throwing the talent portionFuck no. Angel wins the appeal portion hands down, we need to win (or at least take second place) in this contest to recoup the entrance fees. So we're winning the talent portion.
>>34633662Angel may have huge tracts of land, but who knows, maybe that's not what the judges are looking for.
>>34633546Claire is utterly going to stomp the talent portion. She's a Neumann, she can pick up skills in minutes. We just need to turn her emotionless face into a charm point to get her appeal up, it shouldn't be too hard since she already has two D cup charm points.
>>34633600She could. What do you think Luna is going to focus on though?>>34633662I'm not saying we try to lose the talent lortion, I'm saying we're more likely to do well in the appeal portion with Luna as coach.
>>34633778>>34633778How did other kuuderes get their appeal points?
>>34633823Luna is going to couch chief.I would love to see the result of that.
>>34633828Give her glasses.
>>34633778>We just need to turn her emotionless face into a charm point...Half mask. Something feathery covering the top half of her face. So long as she doesn't talk (oh god we're dead) we can play her off as a mysterious cool beauty.
>>34633881A beauty that curses like a drill sergeant has its appeal too.
>>34633828Mostly by melting at the right time.So we have her on an earpiece and Captain compliments her when we need her to turn to goo.
>>34633928That could get dangerous. She may develop an immunity to our rare powerword: praise.What I am saying is, amazing idea anon. Go for it.
>>34633928This and glasses.Well, how do we fix chief now?
>>34633962Goth lolita is not very popular.We need a tsundere vampire loli appeal.
>>34633962Teach her to slut it up a bit?
>>34634003How can we portray that on stage though?
>>34634008>Sluts>Popular in the idol industryNo. This guy >>34634003 has the right idea.
>>34633917Gap moe doesn't work in these kinds of contests in the real world.....I have just spotted a fatal flaw in my reasoning.>>34633962Turn her into Rin. Fail moe except tsundere.
>>34633962Agree with the glasses for Claire.For Chief? Find her the right manga to read. That girl loves having study material.
"It's been a while, boy!"Lunatic High drags you along, keeping you in a headlock as she swerves towards your house. She still reeks of alcohol, and her cheeks are rosy pink. Her unfocused eyes are bright and full of excitement as she starts questioning you about daily life. "I see!" she sounds genuinely interested, "So everything's going great! I was worried, boy, cause you just don't seem like you have a sack sometimes. But you did screw her, right? I mean the girl's probably going nuts!"You tell her that you don't know what she's talking about."Claire, boy. My baby sister! Every time I see her she's like a starving woman. Please tell me you finally gave her a good spanking, if you know what I mean."You have spanked her, but you haven't put anything inside her."Oh come on, boy," Luna frowns, "Don't be such a chicken. I don't know what you heard but it's really not that hard to make a girl feel good. Claire's really sensitive anyway, so she'll probably lose it the moment you-""Instructor Luna," Claire throws open the door and embraces her mentor, "I missed you.""Same here, Claire...hey, did you grow?"Claire steps back and puts a hand to her breast."Yes. Almost three centimeters. I've been doing the daily massages like you suggested for almost six months now. I am pleased to see that the results have paid off.""Ha!! I'm getting jealous!"You decide to break up this little reunion and...>Ask Lunatic High to get to business.>Call Chief and ask her about her plans.>...Three centimeters? Claire doesn't look any taller.>Something else.
>>34634069.......................Nana to Kaoru. No matter who wins the contest, we win.
>>34634072>Call Chief and ask her about her plans.
>>34634069Brilliant. Any ideas for what the right manga to emulate would be?
>>34634072>...Three centimeters? Claire doesn't look any taller.Too tempting
>>34634072>"Yes. Almost three centimeters. I've been doing the daily massages like you suggested for almost six months now. I am pleased to see that the results have paid off."I don't know who I love more right now, Luna or Claire>Call Chief and ask her about her plans.Let's start with our cute boss
>>34634072>...Three centimeters? Claire doesn't look any taller.
>>34634072>...Three centimeters? Claire doesn't look any taller.Then:>Call Chief and ask her about her plans.
>>34634072>...Three centimeters? Claire doesn't look any taller.Inquire further.
>>34634072>>Call Chief and ask her about her plans.
>>34634072>Ask Lunatic High to get to business.
>>34634072>Call Chief and ask her about her plans.>Almost three centimeters.Does... does this put her into exploding territory?
>>34634209Three centimeters is a little over an inch.
>>34634066Which contest had a gap moe winner? All of them?
>>34634228Don't do this DXR. If Claire turns into cowtits I'll cry. And not tears of joy. ;_;
>>34634228I'm aware. Somehow I thought Claire might have been already at 88cm and thus qualify for bakunyuu status with her new growth.
>>34634072>Call Chief and ask her about her plans.>...Three centimeters? Claire doesn't look any taller.>>34634106That is NOT a good example.
>>34634317She already has cowtits.
>>34634301Nah. I realized real world logic need not apply to DXQ.
>>34634397I wouldn't say she is cowtits.But a few centimeters here and there could change that.
>>34634573Wait, is she supposed to have a blank expression? I have only been following the quest sporadically.
Okay, now we're writingclaire isn't cowtits until she can't hide them
>>34634599Yes. Her lack of emotion is one of her defining features actually.
>>34634599Yes, she usually deadpans everything she says as well.
>>34634573Is Claire's design based off of Kaga from Kancolle?
>>34634646Where are those measurements from?
>>34634600Wait.Claire can cover herself with holograms, she can always hide them.
>>3463467583 + 3 = 86 cm = 33.86 in72 cm = 28.35 in
>>34634702>Where are those measurements from?
>>34634733setting document. 28 band size guessed from claire being tiny and underweight
>>34634702I was not asking how to convert from metric.
>>34634733Probably a size translation from the character sheet?
>>34634600...Is this a thing that's going to happen? Shorttank chesty girls are my secret fetish.>>34634660Her actual inspiration is Speeding Bullets from the Double Cross rulebook, but Kaga is her best fit fot apperance and personality. Not clothes though.Although if there's a cosplay section we know what she's doing!
>>34634573>>34634660>>34634783For reference, someone posted this as their idea of what Claire really looks like.
>>34634759>underweightHeight: 158cmWeight: 46kghttp://caloriecalc.net/body-mass-index/1580/460>46 kg is a perfect weight for a person 158 cm tall.
>>34634646Way to use inches anon when she said cm in her bust size.
>>34634933I refuse to believe she has a bigger torso than Luna.
>>34634933She only weighs 100 pounds holy shit
>>34635048Since we are fully on the Claire express at this point, my headcanon Claire has a medium sized bust, and I'll refuse to change this regardless of the facts.
>>34635102She's barely over five feet tall.
>>34635103Calculator says she still has a D even if her torso is a full 2 inches bigger than Luna's
>>34635141Sorry can't hear you. To busy imagining her perfectly medium sized chest.
I have no idea as to what's going on... Does this quest have an archive?
>>34635103To be fair, DXR's tendency to pair off or retire our other potential waifus makes it kind if hard to do anything but get on the Claire train.
>>34635212Well because of our archetype, only the girl with the most determination can win. It's not his fault, it's all the people who pushed for 'Muh average normal life' in the earlier threads.
>>34634759Can you link the doc? I don't see it in the OP and I haven't read it in a while.
You lead them inside and call for Chief. Since you now have what passes for an expert on feminine appeal around here, you want to hear what Chief's plans are for the future. She's always been a good strategist, and it's likely that she's formulated a sure plan for victory by this point. Chief meekly pokes her head around the corner at your call, then slowly shuffles towards the rest of you. Her head is hung low, and she bites her lip.She doesn't have a plan, does she?"It pains me to say this, but you are right. I have been reviewing some preliminary reports on Angel's performance, based on insider information. Quite frankly, she's being described as a prodigy. An idol that only comes along once a generation. We," she looks away, "We don't stand a chance."You question where these reports came from, but you'll take her word for now. So she doesn't have a plan. What is she banking on, then?"We'll...we'll just have to win through something besides sex appeal. Angel's greatest weakness is her social ineptitude! We shall simply strive to be more charming than she is.""Marvelous," Claire claps, "I will win them over with my motherly appeal."Chief takes a look at Claire's face, then takes a seat--completely crestfallen."We've already lost.">Try to rally her spirit. They have other charm points.>Sex appeal? Lunatic knows how to deal with that.>The only solution is to win with talent.>Something else.
>>34635212>DXR's tendency to pair off or retire our other potential waifusHe only did that with Rin as I recall.
Which one of you smart alecs archived the thread? The AC/DC reference made me chuckle, the boat thing was below the belt.
>>34634617>>34634623>>34634630So the entire scene with the ice cream way back when was deadpan?
>>34635304Dude that was all us
>>34635284>>34635289Thank you kind anons. >>34635303>Try to rally her spirit. They have other charm points.
>>34635303>Try to rally her spirit. They have other charm points.
>>34635303>Sex appeal? Lunatic knows how to deal with that.
>>34635303>>Try to rally her spirit. They have other charm points.>>Sex appeal? Lunatic knows how to deal with that.
>>34635303>Try to rally her spirit. They have other charm points.Compliment her you fools.But seriously we're going to win this thing with Neumann. It's not using Renegade if it's a real skill.>>34635325All of it.
>>34635303>RALLY THEIR SPIRITS, POINT OUT THEIR CHARM POINTS
>>34635304Rin got paired off, Luna got retired and that one Jap Spec-Ops chick who no-one cares about got her windpipe crushed by Claire while blushing and being lovey-dovey.
>>34635265And most of those people are gone now too.
>>34635303>The only solution is to win with talent.
>>34635303>>Try to rally her spirit. They have other charm points.Like you're flat chest
>>34635303>Try to rally her spirit. They have other charm points.Like, uh...like...hm. Okay, nevermind.>The only solution is to win with talent.
>>34635361Neumann + niche appeal should get us through a good enough portion of the competition to work something else out.>>34635362Also I like the subtle difference here vs the option in the post.
Claire and the Chief need some more motivation to want to win. I suggest offering a reward of some sort.
>>34635436Let's add this to whatever else wins
>>34635395This. I heard flat chests are in these days.
>>34635436>>34635451I'll third this. Also, let them choose their reward.
>>34635436That's like throwing blood into shark infested water. We want them competing against ANGEL not EACH OTHER.
>>34635213>>34635271Thanks. I can now figure out what the hell is going on.
>>34635436Very good point. A day out with Cap., all expenses paid? A book of coupons redeemable for honest compliments and head pats?
>>34635494Then we'll reward Angel if she wins.
>>34635519...Call her up right here and say so. That would do it.
>>34635484I like this idea.
>>34635519That seems a bit to mean.
>>34635515Whatever they want>>34635519We'll tell her this when she finds out they're competing
>>34635519If one of Claire or Chief wins, reward them both?
>>34635519Well. I want to go with this. This may cause people to literally be killed as collateral though.
>>34635546Maybe, but it provides them with an extra incentive to win.
>>34635549>Whatever they wantClaire wants the D though. Half the quest revolves around ignoring this fact.
>>34635566I would say have two tiers of rewards. One for making it to the top ten and another for winning.
>>34635601I'm sure Captain would be happy to provide her with dinner.
>>34635601She asks for the D she gets Sunny D.
guys hang on i can't keep up
>>34635650Don't you just love your player? We are practically writing this for you.
>>34635650Crap, just noticed we are in auto sage page 8.
Okay so you guys want to try to cheer Chief and Claire up, and also promise them a reward for a job well done?
>>34635710Only if they winMaybe if the get top ten
>>34635710Yes, as well as implying that if they don't win we'll give the reward to Angel instead.
>>34635710Yes and >>34635733
>>34635628>>34635642Maybe I'm being a bit too coy. Claire will ask that Captain fuck her. Hard and long. Publicly. Until her insides literally memorize the shape of his penis. Not just once, but once in every position in the kama sutra, and then a few only made possible by their Overed nature. She will invite Chief to join the debauchery. It will continue until she is pregnant, and they will continue to couple as soon as the pregnancy stabilizes.
>WritingLast post warning.
>>34635303>They have other Charm points>But they should be focusing on their Talents
>>34635794We could deflect that easily by expanding the relationship in a smaller way. Or we could just get it over with already, I mean this has been a long time coming.
>>34635794Are you suggesting this is a bad thing, anon?
>>34635805Something something ignoring Claire's advances. And nothing, I look forward to the smutfics with this premise.
>>34635794Say it with me 'anything within reason.' These great words allow you to weasel out of doing shit you don't want to.
>>34635840But Cap doesn't want it.
>>34635870Cap is scared he might eat her alive if he does
>>34635870He just doesn't want to admit that he thinks that he doesn't want to admit that he actually wants it.
>>34635881That's a good reason not to give it to her, yes.>>34635890I'm sorry, what?
>>34635881She would be down.
>>34635908Captain is less honest about his feelings than Chief and Seven combined.
>>34635890>He just doesn't want to admit that he thinks that he doesn't want to admit that he actually wants it.
>>34635926It will take drastic circumstances to force him to admit it.
>>34635890I think we can all admit that cap is a little confused and is more than willing to lie in order to preserve his self image...
>>34635959Cognitive dissonance is a hell of a thing.
>>34635924>>34635949Oh, yes. He's tsun as all fuck, but I still don't really think it's an advisable course of action, even if he does feel romantic attraction towards Claire.
>>34635985Oh, I'm not in favor of fucking Claire. Just observing that Captain isn't much for honesty with his feelings.
>>34636024>>34635985I think fucking her at this point would be fine (as long as it's a separate pastebin thing), but under no circumstances should captain go full dere or whatever as a result. That would be awful.
>>34636024I'm in favor of fucking Claire, and Chief, at the same time, one on top of the other.Not right now, of course, but that is my hopeful endgame.
>>34636107DXR doesn't do smut, and fucking her would end with her in literal pieces and Captain rampaging around as a Germ.
>>34636129That's pure conjecture friend.
>>34636154Check the bad end.
>>34636128This is fine too.
>>34636128Support.But only if we have Luna passed out drunk nearby, missing out.
What, where did all that fighting spirit go? You didn't think Chief was one to give up just because things looked a little difficult. She's got that diehard attitude. "I really don't think that will win against Angel's unnatural sexiness. That girl," Chief chews on her thumbnail,"Is unfair."You tell her that she has plenty of her own charm points, like how unusually...fair, she is. And that she's so...petite. Chief gives you an upset look, but she seems to buy it for now. Claire, however, pulls at your sleeve. As you turn around, you see her point to herself."What about me, darling? I want to hear you lust after my body too."You weren't lusting. Anyway Claire has...Claire has...a cute ponytail. You know Claire has many other parts of her that are more than just cute, but when put on the spot like this, you can't force yourself to look at her directly. Claire just nods and runs her fingers through her hair."I see. My hair is attractive to you."That's not what you...you give up and sigh. Before you can say anything else, Lunatic grabs you by the shoulders and calls out to the girls."How's this for motivation, gals? What do you say that our boy here agrees to take you out on the town if you place, and if you win...well, let's just say he's yours to command for a night."Your protest is caught in your throat as Lunatic slaps you on the back. By the time you catch your breath, both of the girls are just a few inches away from you."I hope you're prepared, Wild Card! I will be expecting nothing less than the ideal of gentlemanly behavior!""I wonder if I can order you to order me, darling..."You're not agreeing to this! No way in hell!
>>34636226Don't you like Claire's hair ribbon?
Alright, that's the thread. I need to go eat, and then I'll come archive the thread.
>>34636246I think she's tearing up on the inside.>>34636261Someone with a sense of humor already did it.
>>34636129Wouldn't getting laid make him less likely to go germ?>>34636187And we are emotionally beyond the time of the bad end. We could likely handle it now and it would be a positive experience.
>>34636261Fun thread DXR, see you next time>"I hope you're prepared, Wild Card! I will be expecting nothing less than the ideal of gentlemanly behavior!"I hope Chief winsShe won't but I can dream
>>34636217Oh Luna you card. Cue Cap now working to sabotage his own contestants while trying to recoup his money.>>34636261Thanks for running DXR.
>>34636290In both meanings of the phrase?
>>34636296>Wouldn't getting laid make him less likely to go germ?Not when she's one of the triggers on his impulse.
>>34636261Thanks for running DXR. Catch ya next time.
>>34636339I chose the wording carefully.
manwhy did claire's tits have to get bigger
>>34636565DXR like 'em chunky
>>34636565Don't tell me you enjoy flat chests?
>>34636565It's just 3 cm
>>34636659Not that anon, but I doI hold on to the dim hope that Chief or Diabloli will win the Cap
>>34636659Flat is justiceOppai pig go home
>>34636683There's a good chance that Cap's going to end up caught between Chief and Claire.
>>34636767Flat chests mean cold hearts.
>>34636769Nah, DXR isn't that cliche, is he?
>>34636796Breast are just a barrier to stop people from getting close to you
>>34636820I mean caught as in "People wonder for years if they're all fucking each other and they never say", not ending the series with a choice of one of them.
>>34636841Big breasts nurture life, small chests only nurture insecurity.
>>34635367Azure got friendzoned, Luna is still in the quest. You're making shit up. Harem route is the only route.
>>34636998Harem is worst. It's just a way for bad writers to remove any aspects of conflict in romance and say "and then they lived happily ever after, the end".
>>34637037Like this is supposed to be super serious romance.
>>34637037Are you implying Cap's going to get a "happily" ever after? Dude's life is suffering.
>>34637037Romantic conflict is useless drama in a comedy. Harems are perfectly in tune with the mood of the quest.