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    20 KB Joan: The Not Entirely Ideal Life, Episode V Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/18/09(Sun)17:03 No.3446129  
    You wake up. You believe you must've passed out due to the excess mental strain caused by the box-stealing robot's appearance.
    Your clothing seems incompatible with your memories.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/18/09(Sun)17:04 No.3446139
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    Your surroundings are equally inconsistent.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)17:05 No.3446149
    stop drooling, maggot
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/18/09(Sun)17:06 No.3446162
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    Your attention is almost immediately monopolized by the monitor suspiciously conveniently infront of you.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)17:07 No.3446171
    Type 'run strongbademail.exe'
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/18/09(Sun)17:07 No.3446173
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    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)17:07 No.3446174

    Why do we keep waking up places and not remembering how we got there? This is getting retarded.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)17:07 No.3446175
    are we staring at a computer? examine new surroundings.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)17:08 No.3446184
    There'll probably be an explanation. Maybe connected with how we got AMNESIA.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/18/09(Sun)17:08 No.3446188
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    You find it physically impossible to avert your eyes from the monitor.
    >> Abra !3TVamQUQEw 01/18/09(Sun)17:09 No.3446192
    check body for rape
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)17:09 No.3446196
    Remember box-stealing robot.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)17:09 No.3446201
    We were raped AGAIN? Goddammit.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/18/09(Sun)17:09 No.3446203
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    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)17:10 No.3446210
    Patiently wait for cutscene to finish. Everyone shut up.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/18/09(Sun)17:11 No.3446213
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    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)17:11 No.3446216
    (hey guise I think this is what happened earlier)
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/18/09(Sun)17:12 No.3446222
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    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/18/09(Sun)17:12 No.3446230
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    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)17:13 No.3446232
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)17:14 No.3446234
    damn you thieving ass-bot...
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)17:14 No.3446235
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/18/09(Sun)17:14 No.3446245
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    You feel moist and warm air land on your neck. What do you do?
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)17:15 No.3446248
    The robot also stole our duct-tape clothing...
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)17:15 No.3446249

    Stay very still...
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)17:15 No.3446253
    Something that doesn't result in death, rape, mutilation or any combination.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)17:15 No.3446254
    Say hi.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)17:16 No.3446259
    Politely bow to it, then introduce yourself clearly... Ask it it's name.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)17:16 No.3446260
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)17:16 No.3446261
    cry and yell as load as you can, deafening whatever it is and thusly giving you time to run away
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)17:16 No.3446270
    This is a bad idea.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)17:17 No.3446276
    excessively bad idea. Be polite! Proper manners win the day!
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)17:18 No.3446284
    If we kick it in the balls we can get the jump on it and determine what it is before further action is taken. Your way will probably leave us dead or raped.
    >> The Scribe 01/18/09(Sun)17:20 No.3446306
    Exterminate all inferior races for the glory of the white race. Just like in my 40k fanfic!
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)17:20 No.3446312
    > it probably can't get it up if you cry
    Some people get off on crying.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)17:20 No.3446314
    It's a sergal... I don't think t can get it up if we DON'T cry...
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)17:22 No.3446328
    Can we stop running into the stupid goddamn Sergal? Seriously goddamn.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)17:22 No.3446329
    But... crying is the only thing we're good at.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)17:22 No.3446331
    > it's
    its. not it is.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)17:23 No.3446336
    Like I said! Politely bow to it, then introduce yourself clearly. Ask it it's name! Politely.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)17:23 No.3446338
    Submit to it.
    It won't kill you if you allow it to do whatever it wants/
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)17:23 No.3446342
    1. Get in position for a blowjob
    2. Bite its dick off
    3. ???
    4. PROFIT
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)17:24 No.3446349
    ...Where the fuck did he get that cigar?
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)17:24 No.3446351
    We'll die a terrible death.
    Better to just give it a blowjob.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/18/09(Sun)17:24 No.3446354
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    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)17:26 No.3446366
    Return hug?
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)17:27 No.3446377
    How about no?

    Let's just dawwwww, then hug back.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)17:28 No.3446392
    Return hug.
    Possibly sniffle a little.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)17:29 No.3446394

    Fucker's raped us twice already, he deserves it.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)17:29 No.3446395

    I don't think human necks work that way.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)17:29 No.3446400
    Kill it with MEAN LEFT HOOK.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)17:31 No.3446417
    Lick its face
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)17:32 No.3446424
    Why the fuck do we have -10 STR?
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)17:32 No.3446425
    Delete your discussion posts when they become irrelevant, after each SDF post.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)17:34 No.3446446
    It's a post-sex/rape smoke, it doesnt NEED to come from anywhere.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)17:34 No.3446447
    Because we are a hobo who's life sucks.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/18/09(Sun)17:35 No.3446453
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    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)17:35 No.3446457

    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)17:36 No.3446463
    Damn. We couldn't be one of those hobos hopped up on drugs and booze and thus nearly invincible?
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)17:36 No.3446465

    Ask it if it knows where we can find food / supplies / civilization. Also ask if it wants to be friends / allies.

    Also its tongue isn't all twisted, so I think this may be a different one then from before.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)17:36 No.3446466
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    >> Major Maxillary !!eorO1kqUwyR 01/18/09(Sun)17:37 No.3446476

    next panel is tender rape.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)17:38 No.3446488
    then, run.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)17:39 No.3446490
    Are we seriously going to befriend a double rapist?

    This was a lot more fun when we were stomping on penis monsters and chasing asscheek robots.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)17:39 No.3446493
    Tender rape... It's AWWWWWWRIGHT!
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)17:40 No.3446500
    Raped us once. That video was what happened in the dark. And to be fair we did attack it first.
    >> Major Maxillary !!eorO1kqUwyR 01/18/09(Sun)17:40 No.3446503

    being mad at asergal for raping you is like being mad at a cat for leaving dead mice on your doorstep.

    it means it likes you.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)17:41 No.3446510
    If we don't befriend it we stand a good chance of rape. We already made that mistake once and we have no weapons this time.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)17:42 No.3446526

    whisper in its ear that we need to get that damn robot
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/18/09(Sun)17:43 No.3446531
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    Your question receives no vocal answer.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)17:43 No.3446532
    True. #1 way to befriend wild animals is food. Find some meat.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)17:44 No.3446544
    Do a hand gesture signifying eating.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)17:44 No.3446551

    Ask if it understands what you're saying.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)17:44 No.3446553
    Carefully avoid simulating fellatio.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)17:45 No.3446555
    Examine room.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)17:45 No.3446561
    LOL! I love this! Do more of these, okay?

    Let's name the creature Tom. Hug Tom!

    Now that we're sure the creature won't attack us, let's get our bearings! Where are we? Is there any sort of note?
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)17:47 No.3446581
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)17:47 No.3446582
    >Carefully simulate fellatio.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)17:48 No.3446593
    No, fuck you.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)17:49 No.3446606
    I think Shitbag would be an appropriate and endearing epithet.
    >> Major Maxillary !!eorO1kqUwyR 01/18/09(Sun)17:50 No.3446608

    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)17:50 No.3446609
    dammit all to hell.
    Buy hugging it we proved our submissiveness to it.
    Now it thinks we're its bitch whore.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)17:51 No.3446612
    I dub it Fluffy.

    Disagree at your own peril.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)17:52 No.3446620

    Use this for the commentary thread. Delete your posts.
    >> Major Maxillary !!eorO1kqUwyR 01/18/09(Sun)17:52 No.3446625

    you say that like having a sergal consider us its property and protect us as such is a bad thing in this circumstance.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/18/09(Sun)17:52 No.3446629
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    It nods and scratches a crude picture on the wall.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)17:54 No.3446647

    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)17:55 No.3446650
    It wants to eat penises. Great.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)17:55 No.3446655
    Now draw a picture of it eating the robot, and it NOT raping us.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)17:55 No.3446660
    Cannibalism? It's AWRIGHT! Nod in understanding and indicate you are ready to follow.
    >> Eldrad, Insane Individual of Incomprehensable Incompetance (Just as Planned.) !!srlFJqQzH9+ 01/18/09(Sun)17:56 No.3446666



    Interesting concept.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)17:56 No.3446669
    Not only does it eat people, it lives in the shittiest of tetris pieces?
    Fuck this guy.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)17:56 No.3446672
    Better yet draw it hugging us in a completely non-sexual way.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)17:58 No.3446688
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    >> Major Maxillary !!eorO1kqUwyR 01/18/09(Sun)17:58 No.3446693

    not cannabalism if the person you eat is of a different species.

    not to say sergals don't eat their own kind as well, because they totally do.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)17:59 No.3446695
    Draw a crowd of people and it leading you there.

    More food for him, civilization for you.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)17:59 No.3446703
    Cannibalism for us. It leads us to a corpse and we eat it.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)17:59 No.3446704
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)17:59 No.3446708
    Draw a picture of her and the Sergal killing the robot and then eating pizza afterwards. Sex is a possibility.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:00 No.3446712
    You all realize it nodded when we asked if it understood us, right? Just tell it the shit you wanna do.
    >> Major Maxillary !!eorO1kqUwyR 01/18/09(Sun)18:00 No.3446717

    with sergals, sex is a certainty.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/18/09(Sun)18:01 No.3446726
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    The creature draws you another educational image.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:02 No.3446728
    tell it we'd do whatever it wants if it kills the robot and gets our hat back.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:02 No.3446733
    i dont think that sergel will represent itself that way...i think there are two. ones bad and in a hallway? i have no clue, maybe he'll draw more
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:02 No.3446735
    Sorry, misquoted that was meant for
    >> Major Maxillary !!eorO1kqUwyR 01/18/09(Sun)18:02 No.3446736

    except let it eat us.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:03 No.3446741
    I think it's telling us that it ate the head of that one guy who happily let us use his clothes.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:03 No.3446743
    I figured that went without saying
    >> Eldrad, Insane Individual of Incomprehensable Incompetance (Just as Planned.) !!srlFJqQzH9+ 01/18/09(Sun)18:03 No.3446745




    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:04 No.3446748
    It looks so sad. This robot must be a real bastard.
    >> Vekter !OIqMj3oAUI 01/18/09(Sun)18:04 No.3446756
    This is cool and all, but I just can't ignore the fact that it's a Ruby ripoff.
    >> Ahriman !9KVcNf/WHg 01/18/09(Sun)18:05 No.3446757
    Those robotic asscheeks haunt me yet again!
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:05 No.3446759
    That fucking robot.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:05 No.3446766
    dead guy built the robot, good sergal killed him when the robot took her stuff? or is there even another sergal? draw two sergals followed by a question mark
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:06 No.3446770
    quiet you
    This is far better than Ruby.
    OUR protagonist has such adorable overalls.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:06 No.3446772

    Or rape us, or basically anything that has to do with us aside from more hugs/companionship.
    >> Major Maxillary !!eorO1kqUwyR 01/18/09(Sun)18:06 No.3446779

    better safe than eaten by a sergal, that's my motto!
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/18/09(Sun)18:07 No.3446781
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    It creates yet another masterpiece of modern art and looks at you intently.
    >> Eisiger 01/18/09(Sun)18:07 No.3446782
    It's D&D dictionary, off that pedestal with you.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:07 No.3446785
    I'd accept rape ONLY if we got the hat.
    Otherwise, i'd refuse.
    >> Eisiger 01/18/09(Sun)18:07 No.3446786
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:07 No.3446787
    And then the body, once we took its clothes...

    Apaprently, the guy is the robot's natural enemy. Ask him if this is correct.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:07 No.3446789
    So a mechanic's robot got loose and the sergal killed and ate the mechanic.
    >> Vekter !OIqMj3oAUI 01/18/09(Sun)18:07 No.3446791
    Hey, I'm not knocking it. This is pretty cool and all, but you can't fucking ignore that OP's just trying to ride the success of RubyQuest.

    I might get into this, but I dunno.

    Also /r/ 34
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:08 No.3446799
    Ask it to elaborate, as we are still groggy from all that rape amnesia,
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:09 No.3446803
    Ask it what the b2 ball is...
    >> Eisiger 01/18/09(Sun)18:10 No.3446817
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:10 No.3446820
    Oh fu-, the robot making improvements to itself! It's gonna fire its laser!

    Draw some pretty pictures in return.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:10 No.3446822
    Request further on the dual murder of the robot for snoggins and pizza
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:10 No.3446824
    right so anyone who does anything like this is just riding RubyQuest even if it's completely different uh-huh sure right
    >> Eldrad, Insane Individual of Incomprehensable Incompetance (Just as Planned.) !!srlFJqQzH9+ 01/18/09(Sun)18:11 No.3446828

    I think you mean the BECKtionary.

    The Rhyming one.
    >> Ahriman !9KVcNf/WHg 01/18/09(Sun)18:12 No.3446840
    Rubyquest was riding Knightquest's popularity first. lrn2suptg.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:13 No.3446848
    Same medium, completely different styles. If people thought like you the film, comic and video game industries would have never succeeded,
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/18/09(Sun)18:15 No.3446875
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    The creature looks at you patiently.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:16 No.3446880
    What about our unshiny coin? Didn't the robot steal that along with the box?
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:16 No.3446882

    It's a 20.

    The coin is obviously worth 20 "somethings".
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:17 No.3446886
    so the robot killed the engineer not the sergal?
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:17 No.3446894
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:19 No.3446911
    Could be lieing.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:20 No.3446919
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:20 No.3446923
    Draw the robot with a base and a question mark next to it, inquiring about the robot's location.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:21 No.3446926
    So the robot used the "2b" to power itself up and lasered the guy's head off?
    Where was the Sergal during this?
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:21 No.3446937
    I think the unshiny coin is the robot power up!
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:23 No.3446952

    I think it's a battery
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/18/09(Sun)18:24 No.3446971
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    Suddenly, you hear a crash and a shout!
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:25 No.3446980
    No such thing as a friendly protective sergal. Shoot sergal.

    Alternatively, draw a sergal with a penis on the floor, and a mouth, with an arrow pointing between the two.
    >> Major Maxillary !!eorO1kqUwyR 01/18/09(Sun)18:25 No.3446982
    investigate. rape sergal later.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:25 No.3446984
    Ask Tom if he can defeat the robot. Or, if he can defeat it with our help somehow...
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:26 No.3446995
    hmm PONY brand monitor...
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:27 No.3447005
    Let's take our new friend and investigate!
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:28 No.3447008
    Fool! The Sergal is not "Tom". He is Chester McRapeington III.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:28 No.3447011
    Ask the Sergal if it wants to investigate! If it does, put on your imaginary Nancy Drew hat and lead the way!
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:28 No.3447012
    This. Cower, but keep your eyes on whatever th fuck that just was.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:29 No.3447021
    Yep. Get behind Sergal.

    Also, You Can't Rape the Willing. The sergal just gained a mate.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:29 No.3447025
    Say: "I'll do anything if you get me out of here alive."
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:29 No.3447028
    Let the sergal take point and investigate.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:30 No.3447040
    Ok so the as yet unnamed guy built the robot, the robot stole our shit, it took out the unshiny 2d coin we found at the beginning and somehow got a power up from it, it proceeded to kill it's creator guy and we saw this happen just after we woke up from the rape in the elevator, he is the headless body we took the clothes off of and are wearing now as a matter of fact.

    at least that is what I can make out.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:31 No.3447054
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:31 No.3447056
    Joan is a more accurate representation than Ruby of /tg/ in a game. We're useless and clingy, even to people who do terrible things to us.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/18/09(Sun)18:31 No.3447057
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    You come across a sad scene.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:32 No.3447064
    Ask what the hell is going on.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:32 No.3447065
    Backstab spy, he sapped mah sentry.
    >> Major Maxillary !!eorO1kqUwyR 01/18/09(Sun)18:33 No.3447070


    poor fella.
    >> Major Maxillary !!eorO1kqUwyR 01/18/09(Sun)18:34 No.3447074

    it understands english. speaking and understanding are not the same.

    I understand russian, doesn't mean i can speak it worth a damn.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:34 No.3447075

    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:34 No.3447078
    Humans can't interbreed with Sergal...right?
    Just a thought.
    Don't want any "oven" related surprises later.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:34 No.3447080
    Point at spy, scream "KILL!"
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:34 No.3447083
    Spy is going to think we did it.

    I would say back the hell out of there, but that wouldn't be too wise either.

    Attempt to lead him to the Sergal's drawings.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:35 No.3447086
    Most likely removing the coin from the robot will disable it. But it has to wait.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:35 No.3447087
    this is officially freaking me out now @_@
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:35 No.3447089
    This this this.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:35 No.3447091
    With what?
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/18/09(Sun)18:35 No.3447092
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    "MY FRIEND IS DEEEAAAAAAAD! Andnotjustforthisround!"
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:35 No.3447097
    Say "Excuse me, sir. Me and my doggie are trying to get out of here. There's a robot killing people."
    >> Major Maxillary !!eorO1kqUwyR 01/18/09(Sun)18:35 No.3447104

    if humans and chimps can't interbreed then there's no chance in hell of a sergal/human hybrid.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:36 No.3447109
    Tell him we need his help to avenge his friend's killer.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:36 No.3447114
    Double Team it with Sergal!
    Even we could beat a Spy in a head on battle, and we have the element of surprise!
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:36 No.3447120
    Flash some boob to cheer him up.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:36 No.3447121
    Get his attention. Don't surprise him! Once he notices us, bow politely and introduce yourself clearly. ask him his name...
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:37 No.3447122
    Okay. What the hell are Sergals doing in the same universe as Engies and Spies?
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:37 No.3447126
    Yeah but this is some sort of magical creature, so anything goes.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:37 No.3447131
    tell him it's ok, we know who's responcible and we're trying to get him
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:37 No.3447133

    and robots! :D
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:37 No.3447137
    Hitler tried it, didn't he? With a woman and a chimp? Didn't work.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:38 No.3447139
    Oh fuck that's spy meaning the guy who built the thieving tin can was engineer.
    Also this means we are at the elevator where we saw him get killed again.

    Also minor plot hole: since we are back at that spot and the spy is picking up eng's hat, why did we not see it last time? we had just lost our hat and a new one would have been top priority.
    >> Major Maxillary !!eorO1kqUwyR 01/18/09(Sun)18:38 No.3447147

    why did you have to do that to my fragile mind?

    now I'm going to start wondering which traits would carry over to the child.

    fuck i hate you.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:39 No.3447154
    Team up with Spy!
    There's no way we could lose against the robot now!
    And afterwards feed the Spy to the Sergal to appease it's hunger for tasty bits.
    >> Eldrad, Insane Individual of Incomprehensable Incompetance (Just as Planned.) !!srlFJqQzH9+ 01/18/09(Sun)18:39 No.3447157



    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:40 No.3447163
    Guys, we need the spy. He can sap the robot.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:40 No.3447174
    I think robot's mouth laser blew it down the hall when he destroyed the engie's head.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:41 No.3447180
    Auto-saging! GUYS DELETE POSTS!
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:41 No.3447186
    Great, use him to kill the robot, then feed him to Sergie!
    As long as we keep feeding it fresh meat it won't eat us!
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:43 No.3447201
    Well, Deathclaw is given name, while Chester was his name during childhood. It's a sore subject for him...
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:44 No.3447205
    Nope. Body was at that corner, hat is at that corner.

    Oh and now I know what the sergal meant here >>3446629
    It has eaten engy's body.

    It also gave us a floor plan between that room and the elevator.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/18/09(Sun)18:44 No.3447212
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    "It is dangerous to go alone. Take this."

    You receive a devi-
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/18/09(Sun)18:45 No.3447215
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    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:46 No.3447228
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:46 No.3447234
    Cry over corpse. Then feed to Sergal.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:46 No.3447236
    So, Sergal eats him now, right?
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:47 No.3447238
    Mourn dead spy.
    Take device for sappen robot.
    Take gun.
    Look to sergal and ask if it can lead us to the robot.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:47 No.3447240
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    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:47 No.3447249
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:48 No.3447251
    Critical hit!
    >> Major Maxillary !!eorO1kqUwyR 01/18/09(Sun)18:48 No.3447257
    take shah's pants, too.

    just to be sure.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:49 No.3447268
    "Damn, I haven't eaten in awhile.
    Why waste good meat?
    Sergal? Want a bite?"
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:50 No.3447277
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:52 No.3447307
    2)Share with friend
    3)Friendship points up!
    4)STR up due to protein intake!
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:53 No.3447324
    Offer dead spy to sergal, as food.

    Sapping teh robat might be a good idea.

    Check Spy for cloaking device and disguises.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:54 No.3447334
    Take sappah
    Sap the Sergal
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:54 No.3447336
    New thread.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:55 No.3447350
    Take Spy's gun.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:55 No.3447359
    Mourn dead spy.
    Take device for sappen robot.
    Take gun.
    Take and wear spy suit.
    Take and wear helmet and goggles of engy.
    Look to sergal and ask if it can lead us to the robot.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:57 No.3447368
    Don't forget to eat it.
    I know it's morbid, but where else are we going to find food?
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)18:59 No.3447391
    Wear spy's clothing.

    Change clothes where sergal can't see naughty bits.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/18/09(Sun)19:02 No.3447420
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    You know you cannot linger. You collect anything you can use, finding a gun with five cartridges, a cigarette-holder and a picture of the two friends together.
    These fit in your MAXIMUM UTILITY POCKETS where you store them to leave your hands free.

    Friend creature pays respects to the deceased. You do not look back: you know the harsh reality of necessity. Some things one simply cannot afford in your situation.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)19:04 No.3447440
    Now we hunt that hat-stealing robo fucker down!
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)19:05 No.3447444
    Check cigarette holder. It there are cigarettes, light one up. Tom should have a light. Let's move on, and find that damn robot!
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)19:05 No.3447447
    look for signs of robot or somewhere new to go

    (btw nice one SDF, that image cracked me up)
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)19:05 No.3447449
    lol at the sergal's drawing.

    Anyway, please make a new thread and explore more of the building.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)19:08 No.3447472
    We forgot to get the watch that can turn you invisible for a little while.

    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)19:10 No.3447498
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    Don't thank me. :P
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)19:11 No.3447503
    But that would be a game-breaking deux ex machina!
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)19:11 No.3447504
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)19:12 No.3447521
    Turning invisible for a couple seconds is not game breaking it is life saving.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)19:13 No.3447524
    Joan never saw it used.
    Plus, who knows how the hell that guy made it work in The Game.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)19:14 No.3447534
    PLUS! It might kill the user if they're not trained in its use! It's not a Stealthboy in Fallout 1!
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)19:14 No.3447536
    I lost the game...
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)19:16 No.3447559
    This story better not end with Joan and the Sergal eloping.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/18/09(Sun)19:17 No.3447573
    Continued in: >>3447566
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)19:19 No.3447592
    New one >>3447566

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