Most daemons don’t survive an encounter with a single Grey Knight, let alone an entire squad of them. Good thing you’re not most daemons. It’s a well known fact, even among daemonkind, that the Knights come in packs of ten at the minimum. You’ve already reduced that number by a fifth. The first died in fair combat: one on one with neither of you having the upper edge. The second died despite his cowardice in using a Blank, your Blank, as a shield against you. Such impressive displays do not go unnoticed, both by the Imperium and by your patron, Khorne. The latter removed you from the battlefield temporarily to bestow upon you all that which came with being a Herald of Khorne. As for the former, it’s probably a safe bet that at least one astropath choir is passing on a message that Ysai Ydumee is enduring a daemonic incursion. “What-ifs” are not of your concern at the moment though. You’re encircled by five Grey Knights, your vessel in orbit is engaging in battle against the Space Marine’s destroyer, and it’s probably a safe bet that the relic has been triply reinforced by now. One problem at a time though. And right now that problem is a holy sword trying to split your skull. Welcome to Khornette Quest.
>>34445383Twitter: @ELHMk1Normal Run Time: Thursdays @ 8pm EST (GMT-5)Archive Link (includes sup/tg/ & moe links, waifu references, and other info): https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZlPV-W2T9xDEzsSxYq8OLHnB7CKfB0eUAQyH4vj2lU8/edit?usp=sharingCinder’s Character Sheet:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10H9COxlc2Qaqkx5DTaihQJHazhc-_KKIS-Aon-VxluA/edit?usp=sharingIf you’re a die-hard lover of canon, I suggest you turn away now. I’d like to think I do Chaos and 40k in general justice though. The key thing at the end of the day is to have fun, whatever that means in this instance.All rolls will go against a specified characteristic in the style of Black Crusade. You’ll want to roll under the characteristic value in order to pass the check. The more degrees of success (every multiple of 10 counts as 1), the more awesome of a result. A 1 is a guaranteed success, and a 100 is a guaranteed failure. Best of three rolls when it’s called for, with a 1 or a 100 instantly taking precedence. If multiple characteristics are being rolled for, each 1d100 counts for its respective test. Any rolls prior to the call for one and those not linking said post will be ignored.You may burn (i.e. gone forever) 10 infamy to completely reroll a check (i.e. three new 1d100). If you have above 10 infamy, you are allowed a single additional 1d100 roll for any check during a session. If you have any questions/etc, now’s the time. Otherwise, I’ll push the first update in about 10 minutes. Have this present from Weremole and I while you wait.Excessive meta goes to QTG. Blatant Samefaggotry will be ignored.You may find this 4chanX filter list useful: http://pastebin.com/QxMu8Rrr
I was wondering when this'd show up.
>>34445402So are we running tomorrow?
>>34445402What's tonight's drink?
>>34445502Barring random IRL stuff, yes. Thursday is the static session. Any extra sessions are just when I have time to do them.>>34445512No drink yet. But I have kit kats. It'll probably be Pink Moscato.
In the time it takes you to put out your storm-coat, you make a mental note to wear less flammable clothing in the future. That or you need to stop running into foes with the ability to shoot fire. Either way, Mud-helmet’s blade is already on its way down towards your skull. You catch it and return the death stare you’re sure the ape’s giving you on the other side of that helmet. “I was bored with one Grey Knight anyways~” you growl, grinning and tossing his sword’s tip to the side. This sends him off balance and stumbling to your left. To your right, the Knight with the broken gauntlet is now brandishing a Nemesis Daemon Hammer crackling with energy.As for the one with the staff, he’s now charging up what you can only assume is another fireball. The other two Knights are still engaged with Acerea and Ignitrix, both of whom who are using the portal overhead to provide suppressive fire. That’s when you notice one of those two Knights is priming a belt of Krak grenades to throw. >  Fire is bad. You should deal with Flame-boy first. (Ag, WS, WS)>  Claws beat hammers, right? (WS, WS)>  Go on the defensive for a moment (Ag, Ag)>  Use the Blood Dragon Skull to try and cause that grenade belt to explode prematurely (BS, Ag)>  Write in
>>34445402Wait, are we seriously at 20 wounds?I'm a new guy that just finished catching up (mostly) earlier today...
>>34445621>>  Fire is bad. You should deal with Flame-boy first. (Ag, WS, WS)We don't roll yet, right?
>>34445624Yes you're at 20 wounds. In 40k-land, "wounds" is a bit of a misnomer. It's basically your HP.
>>34445624>Wait, are we seriously at 20 wounds?"Wounds" are healt level. So we are at 20/25. Don't worry.>>34445621>>  Fire is bad. You should deal with Flame-boy first. (Ag, WS, WS)
>>34445621>  Use the Blood Dragon Skull to try and cause that grenade belt to explode prematurely (BS, Ag)Hey, could we have the portal follow behind us to where Acerea and the birdbrain can be our options?
>>34445710It's more or less a static tear. Moving it that far would require Ignitrix opening a new one.
Seems Cinder's played Shadowrun before. Let's see how hard you geek the mage, if at all.(Roll)
>>34445621>>  Fire is bad. You should deal with Flame-boy first. (Ag, WS, WS)
Rolled 30, 46, 83 = 159 (3d100)>>34445837
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>34445837
Rolled 48, 82, 83 = 213 (3d100)>>34445837
Rolled 34, 91, 85 = 210 (3d100)>>34445837
>>34445854At least I got two of them.. >>34445883>>34445887Ya'll suck.
>>34445854>>34445883>>34445887I see a 30, 46, and an 83. So Pass, Pass, Fail. Writing...
>>34445621The instant the staff is leveled at you, you launch yourself to the left. And not a moment too soon. A cloud of holy fire erupts in the space you just previously occupied. As you prepare to assault the pskyer to end such cowardly attacks, you notice Mud-Helmet coming up behind you. Rather than pushing yourself forward at the staff-wielding Knight, you thrust yourself backward so as to meet Mud-Helmet mid-charge. This again knocks him off balance and provides you with an opportunity. “I’m going to need to borrow your hand for a moment,” you roar, driving your claws upwards towards the gauntlet wielding the nemesis force sword. The gauntlet and sword comes free with a sickening crack as the terminator armor yields to the force of your blow. Using the momentum of your strike and the forward momentum of the Knight’s charge, you try to flip him over. Unfortunately, this proves to be too ambitious and sends the pair of you into a tangle that lands just at the Staff-wielding Knight’s feet. On the other “side” of the battlefield, you hear the grenade-wielding Knight roar at the portal above. “BATHE IN FIRE, DAEMONS.” The belt of Krak grenades goes flying not a second later.> [Cinder Action]> Untangling yourself will require an Ag roll in addition to whatever you choose>  Use your own claws to tear at the Grey Mage (WS x 3)>  Attempt to catch Mud-Helmet’s hand and use his Force Sword against his fellow (Ag, WS)>  Write-in> [Acerea/Ignitrix Action]> Cinder will basically order them to take this action>  Close the portal, open a new one immediately>  Come through the portal>  Write-in (Split combat is fun!)
>>34446412>  Use your own claws to tear at the Grey Mage (WS x 3)>>  Close the portal, open a new one immediatelyBest options. WS is higher than AG.
>>34446412>  Attempt to catch Mud-Helmet’s hand and use his Force Sword against his fellow (Ag, WS)> Close the portal, open a new one immediately
>>34446412I support this >>34446454For that there blood god, eh.
>>3444641224(above us, to better provide covering fire, and slow down advancing greyknights)
>>34446412>>  Attempt to catch Mud-Helmet’s hand and use his Force Sword against his fellow (Ag, WS)>>  Close the portal, open a new one immediately
>>34446545All hail the Moose-Emperor of Mankind!
>>34446412> Use your own claws to tear at the Grey Mage (WS x 3)> Close the portal, open a new one immediately
>>34446412>  Use your own claws to tear at the Grey Mage (WS x 3)>  Write-in teleport those grenades back at them
>>34446412>Clawing is always the option to go!>Close the portal and pop in through another spot we be fine we a blood deamon of Khorne after all
Seems you're going for the flourish kill. Remember - it's 4d100 (Ag to get free, 3xWS to turn the Mage into mincemeat)
>>34446701We Want Blud!
Rolled 80, 95, 29, 78 = 282 (4d100)>>34446701Okay...
Rolled 17, 6, 26, 61 = 110 (4d100)>>34446701For the blood god
Rolled 7, 14, 88, 96 = 205 (4d100)>>34446701BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
Rolled 9, 51, 47, 67 = 174 (4d100)>>34446701
Rolled 50, 39, 34, 32 = 155 (4d100)>>34446701
>>34446725>>34446727>>344467287, 6, 26, 61 unless I fail at reading. Writing...
>>34446725>>34446727>>34446728Solid except for the last one
>>34446412I wonder if Cinder would be a Paul Heyman demon girlhttp://youtu.be/T9c8p2dgitA?t=5m1s
>>34446911Can you explain this to someone who doesn't watch fake wrestling?
>>34446969I will put it this way. he would blow our herald out of the water due to knowing how to promote his "clients"skip to 5:00
>>34446412Freeing yourself from underneath the Mud-Helmet’s mass is as trivial as thrusting your legs upward. This sends him soaring into the air much to his dismay.“FFFFOOOOOOUUULLLLLSPPPPAAAAAA-”You cut his yell off with one of your own as you leap upright. “SHUT THAT PORTAL AND GET ANOTHER ONE ABOVE ME!” Ignitrix does as you command, sealing the tear in reality without a second to spare. The belt of grenades whiffs through the spot where the portal was and begins a parabolic arc in the air. As fate would have it, that arc intercepts Mud-Helmet.A massive explosion eliminates any evidence of the Grey Knight’s existence. The shockwave forces the Staff Knight to steady himself for a second, which is more than enough time for you to plunge past his guard and to rip the staff from his grasp. The warp energy from your claws wrestles with the psychic energy from the staff as you bend the implement over your knee and snap it in twain. “No more tricks,” you snarl, “Or are you so feeble that you’re unable to defeat me honorably?”A howl emanates from the Knight’s helmet as he produces a massive knife and lunges at you. You’re unable to parry the blade in time, thus earning you a slash across the chest (-3 wounds). >  No one makes Cinder bleed but Cinder! (WS)>  Wait, if the portal is gone that means… DODGE!!!!! (Ag x 2)>  Write in
>>34447109>  Wait, if the portal is gone that means… DODGE!!!!! (Ag x 2)
>>34447109> Wait, if the portal is gone that means… DODGE!!!!! (Ag x 2)Time for defence [moronic football chanting optional]
>>34447109>>  No one makes Cinder bleed but Cinder! (WS)WS everyday all day.
>>34447109> Wait, if the portal is gone that means… DODGE!!!!! (Ag x 2)
>>344471092, can we position ourselves with knife-knight between us and remaining grey knights?
>>34447109>>  No one makes Cinder bleed but Cinder! (WS)
>>34447045I must admit he did a damn good job there.
Well, let's see if you can avoid two bolter shells then. (2d100)>>34447153You can.
Rolled 41, 70 = 111 (2d100)>>34447193
Rolled 54, 34 = 88 (2d100)>>34447193
Rolled 75, 98 = 173 (2d100)>>34447193
Rolled 37, 99 = 136 (2d100)>>34447193
Rolled 42, 57 = 99 (2d100)>>34447193alrighty
Rolled 45, 86 = 131 (2d100)>>34447193
Rolled 36, 26 = 62 (2d100)>>34447193Darn...
>>34447209>>34447213Missed it by one.>>34447224Damn, you're late.
>>34447209>>34447213>>34447214I see a 41 and a 34. If you'd like to use your reroll for the night to include >>34447215, you will have a 37 instead of that 41.Up to you.
>>34447236>damn you're lateMy bad.
>>34447250Cinder can take a bolter round r-right?
>>34447250We can't tank one shell. I think.
>>34447250Sure, might as well get the reroll out of the way, it's better to get ourselves out of a bad situation that to do something cool in a bad situation.
>>34447250We can tank that, we might need it for something more critical.
>>34447283It's just a bolter round. I'm sure you'll be fine.I see 3? votes against using the reroll, but I'll wait a bit longer just in case before actually writing.
>>34447250Take it like a man...woman...daemon...thing.
>>34447250let's tank it. It'll hurt, but we can hold on.
>>34447250We can take it
Lesson of the day:We need to upgrade AG by at least 10 and WS by at least 5.
>>34447406If we even live to see the end of today, that is.
>>34447109Despite your seething rage at seeing your own blood coating the ground, your greater battle-awareness tells you that Grey Knights which had been focused on the portal are now focused on you. Even with their fellow engaged with you in melee, their bolters spew two silver-tipped bolts filled with negative psychic energy. In dodging the next knife-blow from the Knight in front of you, you’re unable to also properly dodge the first bolt. It clips your right shoulder and explodes (-6 wounds). Your pauldron took the brunt of the damage but now it’s in ruins. Seeing your trophy desecrated fills you with an even greater rage. One that pushes you to sidestep the next bolter round and thunder in indignation at the remaining three knights.Wait… weren’t there four?>  Oh shi… DODGE! (Ag)>  There were four! And he’s probably behind you! (WS)>  Flip the Knight in front of you just in case the Knight’s sneaking up on you (S)>  Write in
>>34447503> There were four! And he’s probably behind you! (WS)
>>34447503> There were four! And he’s probably behind you! (WS)THIS IS FOR KRILLIN!
>>34447503>>  Flip the Knight in front of you just in case the Knight’s sneaking up on you (S)We have effective 72 strength. Use it.
>>34447503>  Flip the Knight in front of you just in case the Knight’s sneaking up on you (S)
>>34447503Great display of English Mastery there, me. To be clear - 3 flips Grey Mage over yourself at the (supposed) oncoming Hammer Knight.
>>34447503>>  Flip the Knight in front of you just in case the Knight’s sneaking up on you (S)
>>34447503> Flip the Knight in front of you just in case the Knight’s sneaking up on you (S)
>>34447503> Flip the Knight in front of you just in case the Knight’s sneaking up on you (S)Do we know Kung Fu?
Make with flipping (1d100)>>34447574The Dice Gods will tell us.
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>34447591
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>34447591
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>34447591
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>34447591
>>34447607WHOOO BOY7 degrees of success, if we're using them
>>34447607>>34447611>>34447617It seems you DO know Kung Fu.Writing...
>>34447574>>34447607Yes...Yes we do know Kung Fu.
>>344476327 degrees of success isn't exactly an 8, now, is it?
>>34447723I'm sorry, Khorne
>>34447723Clearly we must do better.
>>34447503You sidestep the next thrust of the knife and grab onto the Knight’s wrist with one hand. The other snakes up to latch onto the back of the monkey’s helmet to give you optimum leverage. Combined with the latent momentum from the failed stabbing, you easily flip the grey ape in terminator armor over your head and behind you.As you whirl to follow the movement of the body, you hear terminator armor collide with terminator armor. It seems the fourth Knight had indeed been intent at sneaking up on you. Now he’s in a mess of power armor with his fellow. Due to the weight of the armor and their awkward positioning, they’re temporarily out of the fight. Which just leaves the two bolter bastards…>  Temporarily out of the fight? Let’s make it Permanently. (WS)>  Bolters hurt. A lot. (Ag)>  Attempt to nail a bolter round as it comes out of the bolter with a thrown object (BS)>  Write in
>>34447818> Bolters hurt. A lot. (Ag)
>>34447818>>  Temporarily out of the fight? Let’s make it Permanently. (WS)We need to start killing them, taking them out of the fight, right?
Rolled 27 (1d100)1>>34447818
>>34447818>>  Bolters hurt. A lot. (Ag)We're down to 11 wounds.
>>34447818>  Bolters hurt. A lot. (Ag)
>>34447818>  Temporarily out of the fight? Let’s make it Permanently. (WS)
>>34447818> Bolters hurt. A lot. (Ag)And where the in gore spattered warp is our fire support?
Man, next time we level up some stats, we need to bump up Ag and T
>>34447818>>  Bolters hurt. A lot. (Ag)
>>34447892T is good for everything except specialized demon weapons. A needs to be upped for sure.
"Fear not those who argue but those who dodge"1d100
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>34447923
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>34447923
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>34447923
>>34447930holy fuck that was close!
Rolled 97 (1d100)Uhh anyone else seeing that bulge? Here's hoping its where Cinder keeps the =][= rosette...>>34447923rollan>>34447928>>34447930>>34447933yeah, time to use that threadly reroll
>>34447928>>34447930>>34447933We'll use that reroll now.
>>34447928>>34447930>>34447933Well'p. How does the single reroll work for this quest?
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>34447923
>>34447962IIRC we get one free reroll per thread, any others we have to burn 10 infamry points for
>>34447928>>34447930>>34447933Welp.>>34447946>>34447962Your reroll would be >>34447943's 97.I.e. no help here. I'd do it differently, but counting the next roll is what got you the 1 last session. So we're keeping it the same.
>>34447988well fuckwe really need more wounds
This is why we should pick the Ws options, because its our only good stat
>>34447943That's her murderboner. It's a warp-manifestation of how turned on she is.Anatomy/shading can be weird like that. She doesn't have a dick like those purple faggots
>>34447988And if we reroll and burn infamy for the reroll ?Not saying to do that, but is it posssible ?
If we get too hurt here, we should probably just disengage and bug out via the portal.
>>34448035I'd like to get some clarification on that too
>>34448024Wouldn't have helped us defend against the bolter though.
>>34448024We are on low health and trying to keep it up. It didn't work.
>>34448035>>34448046If you burn the 10 infamy, we do 3 new rolls from a post stating the the infamy has been burned.If it so happens you dip below a tier level (30, 60, etc), you do not lose the rank. However it does make ranking up take that much longer.
>>34448064How badly do we need the reroll?
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>34448040that was a really bad miss on that dodge. I won't be surprised if he increases the damage for it.
>>34448080One bolter hit was -6
i vote to burn Infamy in exchange for butt savings.>>34448088I don't think the mechanics work that way.
I would say, lets burn infamy. Two bolter rounds with a really bad miss could kill us.
>>34448064Tempting, but I think we're still good.
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>34448080we have 14 wounds, so we'll probably survive. but we should also probably duck out after.
>>34448080I won't tell you how much a bolter round square-on hurts.I will tell you that 3/10 Grey Knights are dead. 4/10 are around you. That leaves 3 in places unknown. Oh and that whole space battle up above is still going on.Let's vote:>  Infamy burn (-10 Infamy and Ignitrix will laugh)>  Tank it like a daemon
>>34448107yeah, but it was described as just clipping us so..I'm just saying it can very well kill us.>>34448115We have eleven. And we can get easily -12 here.
>>34448124>  Infamy burn (-10 Infamy and Ignitrix will laugh)Take it down to 7/10 and we have good odds.
>>34448124> Infamy burn (-10 Infamy and Ignitrix will laugh)
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>34448124>2We got this. Khorne doesn't reward cowards.
>>34448124> Infamy burn (-10 Infamy and Ignitrix will laugh)We can then return to finger painting. By which I mean we use their fingers as brushes.
>>34448124>>  Infamy burn (-10 Infamy and Ignitrix will laugh)We don't have any chances to rest and heal up, we need this
>>34448124Once the infamy burns, we shall define righteousness.
>>34448124> Note how there was only one agility roll this time around. Methinks we're getting our daemon-buddies back this "turn"
>>34448124We just spin her around by her feet later!
>>34448124> Tank it like a daemonToo expensive right bow.
Rolled 17 (1d100)>>34448186Yes but now she knows that and will be prepared for it.
>>34447943Man, look at that cutie. Such an incredible picture.Was it a comission or a gift?
Hey does Acerea's name have anything to do with fire?
>>34448124>>  Tank it like a daemonShut your fucking mouth Ignitrix
>>34448124>>  Tank it like a daemon
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>34448230Well acrid is usually used to describe smoke.
I think 2 barely wins. So tanking it like a daemon then. Writing...>>34448230Ignitrix's does.
>>344481242Here's hoping no instagib
RIP usGood job
Rolled (0d100)>>34448254Please don't let us die here. Khorne doesn't reward losers.
>>34448272Welcome to Chaos.Very little job security.
>>34448254Gawd, that's just forcing a fire motif on our names and Acerea's not included.
>>34448272Hey no biggie, we'll reamaterialize back in the Warp eventually anywayAs long as Mr. Blank's not anywhere near us when we get blasted
>>34448313Is there a problem with that?
>>34448252Ah, so by that logic, the Slaaneshi's name will be something like "Nico" or "Mari" or "Opiu".
>>34448343There sure is! In fact, we should bully her extra hard for having that name.
>>34448362>nico>keeps getting that one demon asking if it want's to go bowling>it's small horn who keeps asking
>>34447818...one of which has already launched another holy projectile at you. There’s absolutely no time to dodge and you take it squarely on the chest. Between your repurposed Inquisitor’s armor and your natural toughness, you survive the point-blank explosion. Barely (-10 wounds). You’re flung clear of the two Knights on the ground and sent skidding for a good twenty more meters. Just in time (or perhaps far too late), a new portal opens above your spot in the mud. “We leave for thirty seconds and she’s taking a mud bath. Why did we ever leave?” chirps Ignitrix, already unleashing a torrent of fire towards the bolter Knights. The flames meet the next bolter round as it exits the gun, causing it to explode right next to the knights.“Now don’t be mean. You took far too long opening the portal again, dear,” adds Acerea as she fires globules of acid at the two Knights in a pile. With nowhere to go, the pervasive liquid begins burning through their armor.>  How dare they killsteal!>  Collect yourself, then go collect some skulls.>  Write in
>>34448459>>  Collect yourself, then go collect some skulls.
>>34448459> Collect yourself, then go collect some skulls.
>>34448459>>>  Collect yourself, then go collect some skulls.Ain't got time to bleed
>>34448459>2. Time to go out in a blaze of glory!
>>34448459> Write inAbort mission as we are nearly dead and its a pain in the ass to get back here
For those whining about wounds, in 40k you don't die until you hit negative half your max. In this case, that's -12 or -13. The downsides to being in the negative are mostly reduced healing, but who knows how ELH is handling it.Suffice to say, quit being bitches.
>>34448504Running away won't save us now though.
Rolled 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1 = 25 (25d1)>>34448459> Skulls for the skull god. Blood for the blood throne.
>>34448504>>34448545Besides>Herald of Khorne>Retreating
>>34448545Dive through the portal was my assumption, but if what >>34448539 suggests is true we should continue with the ass kicking.I never seriously expected anyone to agree this was a good idea, but sometimes its good to get the bad ideas out on the table.
What's our current Wounds/Infamy?
>>344486031/25 & 30I'll start putting it in the posts when they change.
>>34448564It's not retreating, it's charging your opponent the long way around the planet.
>>34448614So we can take 13 more wounds before we conk out then?
>>34448618By Khorne, we might want to consider eating Gaelos' heart pretty soon. And by pretty soon I mean at the earliest possible opportunity.
>>34448459Grumbling, you rip off the ruined armor from your chest to inspect the wound. You’re definitely going to have a mark there for awhile given how badly your regeneration is stunted. The rest of you is intact and roaring for vengeance. Before that though…“Thanks. Though maybe be a little faster next time? Or is that too much to ask of a Lady of Change?” you gripe as you clamber to your feet. There was no sense actually yelling at Ignitrix at the current moment, even if you badly wanted to.“Awww, are you hurt?” asks Acerea, clearly concerned. She stepps through the portal proper in order to properly pile more acid on the Knights. “I can help if you want~”>  OhKhorneYesPlease (Acerea’s Int)>  Nope(Medicae checks ho!)>>34448646>>34448539 is correct.
>>34448688>>  Nope
>>34448688>  OhKhorneYesPlease (Acerea’s Int)
>>34448688>>  OhKhorneYesPlease (Acerea’s Int)
>>34448688 OhKhorneYesPlease (Acerea’s Int)She's bro-tier. Maybe we can help her infect a Grey Knight in return.
>>34448688>  OhKhorneYesPlease (Acerea’s Int)Couldn't hurt.
>>34448688Any chance we can tap into some good ol' fashiong Khorne-style rage-fury and ignore the effects of wounds until xd10 rounds later?
>>34448688>1Sure why not.
>>34448688> OhKhorneYesPlease (Acerea’s Int)Might as well do msomething useful*Notlikeweneedherhelporanything*
>>34448688>>  OhKhorneYesPlease (Acerea’s Int)We have 1 wound remaining. And we have 4 grey knights to kill. I don't know why this is even up for a vote.
It turns out Acerea has a +20 to Medicae checks.And her int is 36.So you need to beat a 56. Roll.>>34448729When you dip into the negatives, sure.>>34448746Because this is /tg/, duh.
>>34448746Probably to leave some space for blind idiocy to the tune of "we only need the will of khorne, fuck nurgle"
>>34448688I refuse to vote  on this one....but can't bring myself to actually vote ...
>>34448766Healing pus time
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>34448766
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>34448766roll
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>34448766
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>34448777The fuck, twice now
>>34448766Oh this ought 'a be good.
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>34448766
>>34448801TRIPLE FUCK!!!Twice now, its ignored my dice roll, and now I miss it with that!
>>34448790>>34448792>>3444879556-37 = 19. I'll be nice and give you 2 degrees of success. Which is important for medicae checks because reasons. Writing.
>>34448832I wonder how Nurglette healing functions? Is it simple Biomancy? Or is it more "Nurglish"?
>>34448912I just hope whatever fills the wound resembles what was there before
>>34448912Hmm, we're coming through with some sort of horrible (but probably useful) mutation, aren't we?
>>34448950Cancer that expands to heal wounds and then buds off to become a Nurgling?
>>34448985No, just Cancer. We will have to cleave off anything that get too much.
>>34448971Weaponized menstruation?Whip-arm?Scales/armored hide?
>>34448998Too bad. I was kind of picturing it separating with a "Pop!", and then being all happy.Like a disgusting Pokemon.
>>34448971I hope not, I like Cinder the way she is, perfect and as Khorne intended for his daughter
>>34448688“It’s not like I need your help or anything.”“Honey, you’re not fooling me.”“Fine. But if I turn into a mushroom, I will make it my goal in life to make you choke to death on...”“Relax~ It’s just a quick infusion of warp energy.”True to her word, Acerea simply runs a hand over your chest and shoulder. As she does the chaotic energy of the Immaterium flows into you and speeds up your healing (+6 wounds, 7/25). She steps back as soon as she’s done. “There. Feeling better?”“Somewhat, I…”“Shhhh…” she leans in and whispers. “You don’t have to thank me in front of Ignitrix. But you’re welcome. Unless you want to mutate though, I can’t do it again for awhile.”You make a mental note to get Acerea some gardening shears. Or maybe some fertilizer. But later. Right now you had to go claim some Grey Knight skulls.Stepping past the plaguebearer, you survey the scene. The combination of acid and fire has crippled three of the four Knights on the field. The two on the ground will die on their own in short order. One is currently running around on fire screaming for the Corpse God to save him. The last Knight is desperately trying to unjam his bolter.>  Run at the bolter Knight and execute him with his own gun. (Ag, WS)>  Take the two skulls on the ground while they still breathe>  Point and laugh at the one on fire while having Acerea/Ignitrix deal with the bolter Knight>  Write in
>>34449061> Run at the bolter Knight and execute him with his own gun. (Ag, WS)
>>34449061>  Run at the bolter Knight and execute him with his own gun. (Ag, WS)
>>34449061>>  Run at the bolter Knight and execute him with his own gun. (Ag, WS)
>>34449061>“It’s not like I need your help or anything.”Ah, Tsundere Daemon, how I've missed you.>  Run at the bolter Knight and execute him with his own gun. (Ag, WS)There is no point to Skull-collecting if we don't collect them ourselves.
>>34449061> Run at the bolter Knight and execute him with his own gun. (Ag, WS)By clubbing him to death with it.
I'd recommend not tripping over your own two feet.2d100 go.
>>34449061>“It’s not like I need your help or anything.”So tsun.
Rolled 36, 69 = 105 (2d100)>>34449124
Rolled 62, 61 = 123 (2d100)>>34449124go
Rolled 83, 50 = 133 (2d100)>>34449124Rollan
Rolled 35, 12 = 47 (2d100)>>34449124we should get a blood hound
Rolled 70, 67 = 137 (2d100)>>34449124
>>34449137>>34449138>>34449145A 36 and a 50. Neat. Writing...
>>34449160Damn, that knocked my own roll out of the park. Oh well, that's luck for you I guess.
>>34449129>>34449107She's been tsun before, just mostly with Wormbag. Though is it being Tsun or being a bitch? I'm not really sure anymore.
>>34449195A little of both. Its one of her charms.Along with a whore's shoe, and lucky robot's foot
>>34449195Nah, Wormbag doesn't deserve our Tsun, he just gets a kick up the backside and thrown into space.Acerea, on the other hand, we will act haughty and dismissive towards and then cuddle with her in the blood-bath [/spoiler]As long as she doesn't pollute our side too much.
>>34449290>then cuddle with her in the blood-bathThere is a good reason she has her ow section.
>>34449374I'm sure our lolibird could majik something up
>>34449061You point a single claw at the panicking Knight. Your voice booms across the space between you, “YOU.”You’re not the fastest daemon in the world, but you’re more than capable of closing the gap between yourself and the Knight before he unjams his weapon. Colliding into him like a red train of pure hate, you end up wrenching the bolter from him before throwing him to the ground and pinning him with your foot.“This…” You slap the bolter, unjamming it, and place it against his helmet. “...is for my pauldrons.”His screams of terror are drowned out by the sound of the bolter discharging eight times. Sure, there’s nothing left of his skull now, but you’re pretty sure Khorne will let this one slide. After all, a kill’s a kill. Besides, he’ll still get the skull in the end due to Warp shenanigans. Speaking of…You round on the remaining Knights. The one on fire falls to the ground nearby and douses himself with mud. Of course, the moment he sighs in relief, you disconnect his head from his neck with a single swipe of your claws despite the terminator armor. As for the two behind you on the ground, they’ve melted into a putrid pile of flesh, muscle, and grey power armor. “So, what now?” asks Ignitrix. She’s stepped through the portal and closed it behind her. “There’s the matter of the battle above and the gateway.”>  Back to the Raptor!>  The Rogue Trader wanted to speak with you?>  You already cleared that Gateway once, you’ll do it again>  Write in
>>34449418We have to tease her before and after, though.
>>34449439And here's my threadly 4chanX fuck-up. Wee. This is why I shouldn't be posting on /jp/ at the same time as questing.
>>34449439dropped your trip there>  The Rogue Trader wanted to speak with you?
>>34449439What about the Gateway?
>>34449439> You already cleared that Gateway once, you’ll do it againAnd we have one of their guns.Suprise cocksuckers!
>>34449439> Back to the Raptor!
>>34449439>>  The Rogue Trader wanted to speak with you?This will help the battle above. We can always retake the gateway. We can't risk mucking up the battle in the sky.
>>34449439We need to deal with the shitfight in orbit>  The Rogue Trader wanted to speak with you?let's see if we can't make a deal with him
>>34449439>>  The Rogue Trader wanted to speak with you?
>>34449439>>  The Rogue Trader wanted to speak with you?lel we just murdered yer friends
>>34449439>2Also, the next time we're home we need to consider getting ourselves a Juggernaught. Bitch
>>34449605>Juggernaught. BitchYou mean just tie Small Horn to a pole and use him as a ram?
>>34449630We'll have to start calling him our "Big-horn" then.
>>34449630I'm on my phone, someone who gets the reference post the a pic.
>>34449728Everyone gets the reference.
>>34449439As you weigh your options, you take note of the fact Acerea’s already corralling the dispersed PDF. You figure regardless of what you do next, you’d leave her here to finish her original task and to make sure Mr. Silent made it onto that shuttle. Ignitrix interrupts your train of thought. “Well? The longer you sit there in your little bloodfury the longer…”“Don’t make me pluck you. What can you tell me of the Rogue Trader above?”“Uh, he’s a human and probably a pompous asshole. What do you want from me?”“Oh I don’t know. I just thought a smart bird like you would have that kind of information.”“Hmph!”You roll your eyes and tap your vox unit. “Proditus, I…”A loud blast echos over the comm for a moment, then your Herald answers proper. “Please tell me you’re coming back soon. We’re getting our ass handed to us up here and…”“Yeah that’s great. Can you give me the frequency for the Rogue Trader?”“Um… sure… sending it now…”“Great. Now try listing lazily to the left. Or, I don’t know, actually not sucking.”You disconnect before he gets another word in. Switching frequencies, you’re soon met with a honey voiced of a man trying far too hard to be important.“Why Hulllloooooo! You must be Inquisitor Cinder! It’s a pleasure I’m sure!”Khorne why.>  “Negotiate” to get him to fire on the Heaven’s Thunder (Fel)>  Demand he fire on the Thunder immediately (S - No Daemonic Bonus)>  Never mind, you’ll kill him later. To the Raptor!>  To the Thunder!>  Write in
>>34449745I might not. I'm feeling pretty dumb tonight.
>>34449789>>  Demand he fire on the Thunder immediately (S - No Daemonic Bonus)We need it done.
>>34447943Sex with her is the same as cat sex.Agonizingly ecstatic if you're hopped up on battlelust, adrenaline and battledrugs as to get all masochistic, but blood has to be crawnin some way, so flaggulation and spanking would also occur or generally her punching your ass likes it's a punching bag.
>>34449789>honey voicedI hate me sometimes.
>>34449789> “Negotiate” to get him to fire on the Heaven’s Thunder (Fel)
>>34449789>  “Negotiate” to get him to fire on the Heaven’s Thunder (Fel)
>>34449789>>  “Negotiate” to get him to fire on the Heaven’s Thunder (Fel)Our Fel is higher than our S. Logic shall prevail! As long as it supports the shedding of blood!
>>34449789> Demand he fire on the Thunder immediately (S - No Daemonic Bonus)
>>34449789> Demand he fire on the Thunder immediately (S - No Daemonic Bonus)You! Do the things I say!
>>34449789>>  “Negotiate” to get him to fire on the Heaven’s Thunder (Fel)
>>34449789>1>>34449799I was suggesting we get ourselves one of those metal rhinos bloodletters occasionaly tame while making a joke about the marvel mutant Juggernaught.
>>34449789>  Have Acerea “Negotiate” to get him to fire on the Heaven’s Thunder (Fel)I'm sure her Fel score is higher than ours
Let's see if you have better mastery over low gothic than I do of the English language.Roll for Fel
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>34449926
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>34449926
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>34449926
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>34449926BEFRIEND THE SHIT OUT OF HIM
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>34449926
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>34449926Failbots roll out
>>34449933>>34449935>>34449936A 23 is kinda like speaking good. Wait, fuck.Writing...
>>34449938Freindship is MagicMagic is Heresy
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>34449979Good thing we're an Inquisitor and we get to decide what's heretical then
>>34449789You resist the urge to shout out him, for the moment. “Yes, that’s me. Now I have a…”“Oh I’m sure you want me to deal with the little boat wailing on your own. But first we must address something far more important.”“...and what might that be?”“When can I expect you aboard for dinner?”You’re caught off-guard by this sudden come-on. Was this mortal serious? “I… what?”“I make it a point to wine and dine every Inquisitor I meet. You never know when the connection will come in handy. And, if you’re at all as lovely in person as you sound on the vox…”>  Throw up. Then agree to dinner.>  Resist the urge to throw up. Then tell him to either fire on the Thunder or be declared Excommunicate Traitoris>  Write in
>>34450099>>  Throw up. Then agree to dinner.Maybe we could acquire a second ship. Or maybe some daemonic artifacts. For safekeeping of course.
>>34450099>>  Throw up. Then agree to dinner.Fuck yesJust to make the lolibird facepalm
>>34450099>shout outBRB, killing myself.
>>34450099>  Write inAceria, Turkey, wanna come with? I'll have his skull, you can have his guts, Aceria and we'll see if they got some chicken nuggets or a kids meal for you chickadee.
>>34450099>>  Throw up. Then agree to dinner.
>>34450099> Throw up. Then agree to dinner.This could be fun, and get us a second ship.We'll need a second hat!
>>34450099>  What he doesn't know is that he'll be dinner.Did anyone else imagine the Dean from Community as soon as this guy spoke?
>>34450099>>  Throw up. Then agree to dinner.Finally we get to actually play Inquisitor Cinder, I imagine she'll treat it like playing a game of pretend like a little child would and get all in character and everything
>>34450099>>  Throw up. Then agree to dinner.For the lulz of course!
>>34450174I pictured Mrs Doubtfire.
>>34450174Congrats, he's now the Dean in full Rogue Trader drag.But yeah... seems you're going to dinner later.
>>344500991 (if he tries anything then we can throw his ass into a fire)
>>344500991I assume he doesn't realize we're a daemon. Man's in for a surprise.
>>34450201I imagined the Major from Hellsing
What if he knows we are a demon(It's pretty fucking obvious) and wants to capture us? Rogue Traders have been known to do stranger things, after all.
>>34450296Then it's rip and tear.Then again, it'd be rip and tear anyway.
>>34450273We are totally going to play =][= Cinder straight and serious
>>34450099> Resist the urge to throw up. Then tell him to either fire on the Thunder or be declared Excommunicate Traitoris
>>34450274It was "Hulllloooooo" that did it for me.
>>34450296That sounds a little bit Shadowrunny to me.>>34450309Hopefully with the intention to acquire some more stuff. I think that we could do with some lasguns for Wormbag to defile withMarks of Khorne. Or even some Chainswords.
>>34450365Two shipsTWO SCOOPS
>>34450274>Surprise! The Rogue Trader was also an Inquisitor of the Ordo Malleus!
>>34450365I think the best thing to do right now, is make sure to pick up all that terminator armour, weaponry, etc, and try to make sure wormbag and defile all of it so we can use it.Because fucking Grey knight armor with daemons in it. We should probably ask a bloodthirster or something to smash a bloodletter into one of the nemesis power swords to keep it active as well.
>>34449789>“Why Hulllloooooo! You must be Inquisitor Cinder! It’s a pleasure I’m sure!”https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-R21imckcUE
>>34450296Right question, wrong conclusion.He OBVIOUSLY knows that we are a Khornette, and plans to attempt to seduce us, just so he can say that he HAS fucked the Concept of Womanly Rage.Oh yeah, he might also videotape it to sell to the more heretical/lewd Traders / Planetary Governors / Nobles / Actual Inquisitors.
>>34450403So that just means he's double the chance of being Heretical / Ultralewd.
>>34450099Ignitrix and you share a look. She mouths “don’t you dare.” Which, of course, makes up your mind immediately.“Sometime tomorrow will be fine. I expect chicken and mushrooms to be served.”“But of course, Madam Inquisitor. And what bedsheets shall I have prepared? I have some red velvet that...”You blanch. “Don’t push it.”“Mmmm… Well maybe you’ll change your mind after you see how many pieces the Thunder’s in.”The line goes dark. Ten minutes later, you see a streak of fire on the horizon. Plus your vox starts beeping.“Ma’am?” It’s Proditus, thank Khorne. “The Faithful Inferno just blew the Heaven’s Thunder clear out the sky with a single volley. I thought you might want to know…”“So I take it you no longer need my help?”“Well we have a bunch of repairs to do…”“How long?”“A week?”Khorne why.“Make it three days or I’ll have your skull.”“Meeep!”You sigh and resist the urge to facepalm. Ignitrix pipes up at the opportunity, “You’re going to dinner of all things? Should I make you a pretty dress or…?”“Just shut up and make us a portal to the relic…”When you’re finally peering through another tear in reality, you see that the remaining Space Marines and Guardsmen have crammed every single piece of fixed weaponry and vehicle they can into the room holding the archway. Making matters worse, a single Grey Knight is affixing a large device wrapped in purity seals to the crystalline formation itself. It’s clearly a bomb of some sort.>  Have the Raptor and Inferno glass the area. Maybe the relic will survive.>  Have Ignitrix attempt to portal the archway out (WP)>  Write inI swear to Khorne if there's a single typo...
>>34450414Let's hope we've got enough Cultists (Or Mr. Blank) because we sure as hell can't move it.>>34450430He will either be wearing Wards during the act or he will be dead at its end.By the by, have we ever considered Angry Sex as a way of worshipping Khorne or is that to Slaaneshi for us?
>>34450430>seduce a KhornetteDoes the idiot think we're a Daemonette? For that alone, his head will roll.
>>34450470> Have the Raptor and Inferno glass the area. Maybe the relic will survive.
>>34450470>3RENEW THE ASSAULT, SUMMON MORE DAEMONS AND BRING BLOOD FOR KHORNE
Can we reactivate the Portal? Why is it even off in the first place?
>>34450484Well, he would be right in assuming we are a Daemonette.Whaddaya think a Khornette IS?
>>34450470Eh fuck it>>  Have the Raptor and Inferno glass the area. Maybe the relic will survive
>>34450470>Having Dinner with the Rogue Trader>He attempts to seduce us>He fails>No harm,. no foul.>Mr. Silent disagrees and goes on his own quest of silent vengeance for daring to even attempt to seduce his Very Angry and Very Deadly Waifu.For some reason I love the silly scenarios this quest fills my head with.
>>34450470>>  Have Ignitrix attempt to portal the archway out (WP)If the alternative risks destroying the relic, this is worth a shot.
>>34450477>By the by, have we ever considered Angry Sex as a way of worshipping Khorne or is that to Slaaneshi for us?Angry sex is slaaneshi.Its not combat, or actual struggle. Rape might be Khorne.
>>34450470>  Have Ignitrix attempt to portal the archway out (WP)
>>34450477Khorne has made blood brides for his champions before. Sex can't be ALL that bad....Wait. How do we know WE aren't a blood bride for someone and we just broke that whole "chains of fate" blah?
>>34450498This sounds good, maybe if we roll low enough on the summoning we can bring in a bloodthirster
>>34450536What about Struggle Snuggles?
>>34450470>>  Have Ignitrix attempt to portal the archway out (WP)
>>34450498Fuck yes this
>>34450536Rape is like half slaaneshi's domain
>>34450528for some reason, I want him to try and seduce us, and go along with it, so that when he wakes up with us straddling him, he can go out in style
>>34450528Do Cinder even have a cunt? And if so, what kind is it? Vagina Dentata? Ceaseless Discharge of boiling blood?>>34450536>Rape might be Khorne.Guess what we're doing to a certain Rogue Trader~?
>>34450498Second, too much loot to let go of
>>34450547We are the only daemon borne from a planetary-scale slaughter, we emerged from the Blood Pits connected to said slaughter.That's a bit much for an angry house-wife.>>34450553If Rape is half Slaaneshi, then Struggle Snuggles are Half Nurgle.Infinity more acceptable.
>>34450578>Guess what we're doing to a certain Rogue Trader~?Decapitation. Rape is still way too slaanesh.
>>34450536>Angry sex is slaaneshi.only if its directed and intended to be done in Slaanesh's nameyou can have angry sex for the Big E too, but we'd dedicate it to daddy Khornebesides, everytime we have intercourse, we bleed for the blood god, down there
>>34450470Supporting the ultraviolence suggested here >>34450498>>34450528This is now my headcannon.The Mr. Silent waifuing us part, I mean
I think >>34450498 has won out by a single vote. Which then brings us to a new set of options:>  Have Ignitrix just do her thing>  You're helping. Damned if you're not getting some bloodletters through this time (WP)>>34450517It was on a cycle, presumably powered by Feather-tits. You never really asked her though.
>>34450596>Decapitation. Rape is still way too slaanesh.No it isn't, for fucks sake, a pencil that just ran out of lead is not a relic or offering to Malal.You've got to intend and let the act be for that entity, we're Khorne's daughter, we fuck, we shed blood, we be merry, for him, not for the half titted cunt.
>>34450498Turn the violence up to 11 and lets fuck them up.
>>34450604No, because Khorne is about violent struggle. Sex isn't really struggle unless it rape.
>>34450636>>  You're helping. Damned if you're not getting some bloodletters through this time (WP)LET'S ROCK
>>34450520A daughter of War, not a whore.
>>34450592>That's a bit much for an angry house-wife.Then you should read up on Khorne's wife..>>34450636>  You're helping. Damned if you're not getting some bloodletters through this time (WP)
>>34450636>>  You're helping. Damned if you're not getting some bloodletters through this time (WP)>>34450596Khorne is the god of war, the spoils of war also count as part of war.That includes women, and what you do to them.The gods overlap massively, it's to be expected.
>>34450638Its not something we can "do for Khorne" was my point.We could do it for Slaanesh though. You can't offer every act to Khorne if they aren't things that he is "about".
>>34450636>>  You're helping. Damned if you're not getting some bloodletters through this time (WP)We're gonna channel some of that HATE and RAGE from fighting those Grey Tincans earlier.
>>34450673>Then you should read up on Khorne's wife..Khorne has a wife?
>>34450636>>  You're helping. Damned if you're not getting some bloodletters through this time (WP)
>>34450646violent sex is still violent, and we've got claws and bleed down there, thats more than enough to dedicate the act to dadjesus christ you people all need to read Edinbro's latest fic
>>34450653Daemonette just means a female daemon.Khornettes are a type of Daemonette.Do not think one subclass (Slaanesh) means all of them.
Bump limit and page. Check them.
>>34450679>Khorne is the god of war, the spoils of war also count as part of war.>That includes women, and what you do to them.And that isn't rape, how ?
Maybe if you think REALLY hard about things that aren't that dinner, you'll pull through some Bloodletters that don't suck.1d100 go
>>34450679>Khorne is the god of war, the spoils of war also count as part of war.>That includes women, and what you do to them.>The gods overlap massively, it's to be expected.This.>>34450680Yes you can.
>>34450636>>  You're helping. Damned if you're not getting some bloodletters through this time (WP)Khornates represent.
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>34450710ARISE CHICKUN
>>34450710PRAISE BE TO KHORNE.
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>34450710KHORNE BE PLEASED
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>34450710I CALL A ONE
>>34450693But Khorne isn't about 'violence'. He is about struggle. Which mostly includes violence. If you don't mean actual harm, then its worthless. For the same reason Khorne htes being offered defensless and innocent people, because its unworthy of him. You can totally slaughter them, but you can't offer them to him.
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>34450710BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>34450710
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>34450710
>>34450636>>  You're helping. Damned if you're not getting some bloodletters through this time (WP)hell yes
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>34450726Fuck, wrote "roll+1d100" instead of "dice+1d100".
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>34450698We've been using "Daemonette" to refer to Slaanesh's... Daemonettes.Slaanette?>>34450710Rollin'
>>34450729>>34450742Excellent work, me and other guy!
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>34450679Then we must take this RT and his ship as spoils of war
>>34450758Daemonette of Slaanesh works much better.
>>34450724>>34450729>>34450742An 18 is kinda like a 1. Writing...And since it's a topic of debate... Yes you can sex someone without Slaanesh getting involved. But save further questions/debate till after housekeeping
>>34450758SLAANESHI WHORE works best
>>34450779Shota bloodthirster, I wish for.But a normal one does fine too
>>34450779Its only 8 more than one, and 8 is good.
You see, Slaanesh is about excess. Some serial killers take extreme pride in doing everything exactly perfectly. That falls more in Slaanesh's domain than Khorne's.
>>34450744Khorne is a warp god, who just mainly focuses on the things that amuse him, Blood, Skulls, and War.His domain is way, WAY more massive than just those domains.Hell, he doesn't even care about actual "Death" so much as the actual "Killing" because it is often a violent and bloody fucking event.THAT is why he is fine with having a few immortal Champions and incalculable amounts of Daemons running around.Fucking kill each other, just make sure your skull gets to the pile before you manifest good as new and start over.
>>34450795fuck off again
On the topic of sex, I believe the best way to go is to (possibly rape) fuck the one who actually manages to beat us in combat first
>>34450806Just remember that Slaanesh only exists because the entire Eldar race decided to throw a massive orgy.
>>34450826The best way to go is to keep your stupid waifu/husbando bullshit out of this thread and take it to /qtg/.
>>34450826So, Red Sonja, then?
>>34450795This fuckin' shit again.
>>34450844Among more than just that excess. Their orgies happened to include people killing each other, copious amounts of spacedrugs, and other excesses the mortal mind can not even think of.
>>34450859>>34450821It's so easy to bait people it hurts
>>34450897Yes, being retarded is easy.What a fucking shocker.
>>34450849It's the most incharacter, most likely the most Khornate option, and it means we have a reasonable excuse for the rogue trader.>>34450858Yup.
>>34450916Stop, please, you'll make my sides fly through the atmosphere
>>34450897Hard to tell, at this point. Idiots were proposing similar ideas in all seriousness in past threads.And, apparently in this very thread too.
>>34450945What, you don't want the shotademon?
>>34450795If I see a Bloodthirster, I will vote to attack it and send it running back to Daddy.
>>34450926>It's the most incharacterThe most in character is just not doing it at all and focus on killing shit.
>>34450470“Hey Feather-Brain…”“I HAVE A NAME!”“Fine, Ignitrix. Can you work your fancy powers from here? There’s only one Grey Knight there and there’s no way even all that firepower will hold back a rush of daemons.”“THAT’S… that’s actually pretty smart. Sure I can activate the gateway from here no problem. Just a moment…”Her brow furrows, and not a second later a multitude of flaming horrors begin to emerge from the arch. Not to be outdone, you follow the threads of her mind with your own towards the gate. Once there, you spin your own line back to the Lake of Slaughter. Ignitrix, of course, notices this immediately. “What did you do?” she asks apprehensively. “Oh, you’ll see~”Amid the daemonic fire and writhing flesh, a trio of Blood Dragons burst into the Materium. Between them and the other daemons, the cave has turned into a bloodbath. All except for the Grey Knight. He’s still working on the explosive device while fending off oncoming attacks between his sword and refractor field.>  Maybe you should pop on through and deal with him.>  Who knows how short that fuse is. Ignitrix should get that relic out of there now.>  You have a bolter, and Ignitrix has her fire. What could go wrong? (BS)>  Write in
>>34450945I wouldn't mind it to be honest, it didn't sound like a bad concept, just not one that we should keep as a party member.More like small horns, or well, no horns, just more useful
>>34450965>>34450951Ah, good to see the shitposters are out in full force
>>34450976I like "Sofh" better.
>>34450976> Maybe you should pop on through and deal with him.
>>34450976>  Maybe you should pop on through and deal with him.KILL KILL KILL
>>34450976>>  Maybe you should pop on through and deal with him.
>>34450976>>  Who knows how short that fuse is. Ignitrix should get that relic out of there now.Git dat loot outta dere!
>>34450976>>  Maybe you should pop on through and deal with him.>  Who knows how short that fuse is. Ignitrix should get that relic out of there now.Can we do both of these?We go in to distract and deal with the Grey Knight; meanwhile, Ignitrix saves the relic while we handle the Grey Knight.
>>34450976>  Maybe you should pop on through and deal with him
>>34450976>  Maybe you should pop on through and deal with him.
>>34450976>>  Maybe you should pop on through and deal with him.Maximum kill.
Thank you Janitor/Mod>>34450976“Be ready to pull me out.”“What are you…”You leap through the portal and tackle the Grey Knight to the ground. Even with your unnatural strength, you have to struggle to keep him pinned.“YOU’RE TOO LATE,” he booms, “EXTERMINATUS IS IMMINENT.”Taking a small risk, you glance at the device on the archway. It’s already glowing white and beeping furiously.>  DODG...yeah you’re not going to be able to dodge that. Exit through the portal.>  You can defuse it! (Int)>  Write in
>>34451178>>  DODG...yeah you’re not going to be able to dodge that. Exit through the portal.NOPE
>>34450970Did all the bloodbride, Khorne isn't just about X, and sex isn't just Slaaneshi just fly over your head or something?And I meant most in character in relation to sex at all, rather than the action itself
>>34451178>3 Cast it in to the immaterium
>>34451178> DODG...yeah you’re not going to be able to dodge that. Exit through the portal.
>>34451178>>  You can defuse it! (Int)GET BIRDBRAIN TO DO ITSHES THE SMART ONE
>>34451178Everyone on the other side of the portal, get on this side.Bomb goes through portal.
>>34451178>3Kick it into the portal.Tell the bitches to get out of the portal
>>34451178> Write inTell Ignitrix to warp that shit to the Faithful Inferno.
>>34451178>  You can defuse it! (Int)If at first we don't succeed, reroll.
>>34451218dude fuck nowe want that shit for ourselves
>>34451229I think he meant the bomb
>>34451229>Thank you Janitor/ModThe bomb, you shit.
>>34451218>wants to blow up the cruiser we have our eyes onFuck that nonsense>>34451178seconding >>34451202>GET BIRDBRAIN TO DO IT>>SHES THE SMART ONE
>>34451247I know what the fuck you are talking about, but we want the goddamn ship, why the fuck would we blow it up when we want to take it for ourselves?
>>34451243>>34451247Fucking retarded idea.Go and blow up the ship in orbit we have a means of getting onto, that we want to take for ourselves and use the crew for sacrifices and shit and loot and crap.Very smart anon.
> All these Write insI will point this out: > wrapped in purity sealsSo any plan that deals with warping it anywhere will have a negative to it.
>>34451178>  You can defuse it! (Int)Go Big or go Home
>>34451296Ah..Changing my vote of >>34451207to>Abort and Flee!
>>34451296What would Ignitrix have tried to do, if we'd picked the "have Ignitrix get it out" option? Can she still do that, whatever it would have been?Can we have a Daemon (or ourselves) rip the Purity seals off, or have Ignitrix burn the Purity seals off, and then grab the artifact?
>>34451296Can we get birdbrain to attempt to diffuse it?
>>34451296So... Nope the fuck out.
>>34451296Couldn't we just cut it in half?I mean, seriously, we could just slice and dice it to bits, and it wouldn't work any more
>>34451328Ignitrix would go for the "GTFO and then trying to save the archway by shunting it into the Warp" option>>34451334You can.>>34451367It might (see: probably will) still go off
>>34451388I'll go with Ignitirix's plan.
>>34451388>You can.right then, seconding >>34451202
>>34451388>It might (see: probably will) still go offBut bombs don't work like that, out a bullet in a nuke and it doesn't go off, same would go for most explosives above TNT.
>>34451388>>34451403Hey guys what do you think of -- whatever option it is we pick here -- that if we roll and *fail*, that this would be a good situation to burn 10 Infamy on in order to get a re-roll just to make sure we succeed?Just bringing it up now as a possibility.
>>34451422If you're looking for realism I doubt you'd find it here
>>34451422I'm sure it was tampered with so that attacking it will trigger it. It makes sense.
>>34451422not really, most 'explosives' are very volatile and sensitive, the relatively 'common' ones are the stable ones, but there is a whole other world out there past C4 and TNT
>>34451441We still have our reroll.
>>34451422I am not comparing trans-orbital planet killers to a block of C4 for purposes of bomb disposal.
>>34451441I say we try to diffuse it, and if we really have to then I guess we burnINT 30 isn't too big of a shot
>>34451445>>34451446>Having a proximity sensor>When there's a chapter of space marines, IG, and yourself a Grey knight thereFor what purpose
>>34451441well it depends on if the 4th roll is good or not, because we havent' used out reroll for this thread, we'd only need to burn the infamy if we get all 4 rolls shit>>34451466anon, get the lolibird to defuse it, she's the smart one, why use our Int when she has more?
>>34451467>purposeHe just set it up only a few moments after said forces were ass-raped by our dragons
>>34451457I think we burned it, and then had to suck up the hits.
>>34451481If lolibird can do it then sure
>>34450470>Making matters worse, a single Grey Knight is affixing a large device wrapped in purity seals to the crystalline formation itself. I>>34451487Can you read?
/k/ please.Since there seems to be a call to at least try to defuse the bomb, let's roll for Ignitrix's Int (58).If you fail, she's pulling you through a portal and the relic goes up in smoke. >>34451499You did not use the reroll.
>>34451499no we didn't anon
Rolled 79 (1d100)>>34451517
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>34451517
>>34451499No, we were in a position that even if we did use it, it wouldn't matter.
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>34451517
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>34451517
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>34451517
>>34451545You glorious motherfucker!
>>34451517Excuse me, didn't shunting the bomb into the portal win?
>>34451545Oh thank Khorne! (And Tzeentch?) I was panicking after the first two rolls were a 79 and an 87!
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>34451545oh thank fuck for you anonman how many 8's are in the dice we roll?>>34451560nope
>>34451558You're welcome!>>34451517>>34451528>>34451536Thanks for the confirm, I lost track of details at that point due to dinner.
>>34451560 had the most votes (barely) over 1Anyways, writing...
>>34451508Yeah and he just set it up as we got in his face, hence"YOU'RE TOO LATE EXTERMINATUS"
>>34451565>>34451569>>34451574>>34451581>>34451589I think the rolling system on [tg] likes me. I roll really good here.Like really good. I wish I could use it during my face-to-face games.
Question: Does this mean we ought to let up on giving Ignitrix shit? (At least a little bit. For a while. Well, take what you can get, O Lady of Change.)I-It's not like we asked her to defuse this, anyway!
>>34451560Not after people realised that we'd have a hard fucking time and with purity seals it would go badly
>>34451629Feather ruffle, and a spot in the hot tub.Being a Tsun-tsun bitch is not negotiable.
>>34451629Sure.But the bullying will continue eventually.YOU HEAR ME IGNITRIX? BULLYING WILL NOT STOP!
>>34451629That rests on her attitude as well. If she ain't going to let up then we shouldn't either
>>34451627Now you jinxed it anon, quick, sacrifice another goat!
Who feels like doing a drive-by Exterminatus with that bomb we just defused on a hive world?
>>34451660That's my secret. I always sacrifice goats.
>>34451677I say use it as a threat. Have everyone devolve into mass-murder or they all die.
>>34451677Inquisitor Cinder strikes again!
>>34451677Let's blow a hole in Slaanesh's Pleasure Palace as a prank.
>>34451660You mean you aren't supposed to sacrifice your firstborn?
>>34451677Let's bring it with us to dinner as a surprise for that Rogue Trader should things go south
>>34451718YESBLOW UP A PLEASURE WORLD
>>34451677Sounds righteous dude, in a Khorne sense anyway. Just to clarify, that hand held bomb we just disarmed can actually destroy an entire planet? Oh man blood will flow.
>>34451743Imagine Khorne's face when we do.He'll say "That's my Cinder," yes he will.
>>34451745>that hand held bomb we just disarmed can actually destroy an entire planet?maybe, who the fuck knows, in 40k an EXTERMINATUS device can range from a cube that fits in the palm of your hand to a kilometre long torpedo
>>34451745Probably not, but a man can dream, can't he?
>>34451756And when he brings us to him to present a skull we will be all sheepish and "Umm, I uh, don't have a skull cause I kind of blew them all up..."
>>34451719This is [tg], the odds of us having any children we can spare for extra dice rolls is low.
>>34451772Aw cheer up anon, at the very least it could level a Slaaneshi pleasure palace.
>>34451790>[tg]Get behind me, Satan.
>>34451798Ok. I was willing to bottom, but its your soul...
>>34451781>>34451756>>34451743Honestly that's kind of a bad idea, nothing really to gain.I'd prefer to smash our sword into daemonettes so many times that they jump into our swords
>>34451818>Daemonettes>Jumping into our swords>Using these in the same sentence.You are just ASKING to have unholy fury poured unto you.
>>34451817No, seriously. Why the fuck did you use brackets?
>>34451677>Drive-by ExterminatusThat's Bolt Throwers Hip Hop album, right?
>>34451818Straight outta Kompton
>>34451178“Ignitrix, I need your blue ass down here now!”Sensing the urgency in your voice, she doesn’t waste time with the usual quip. The moment she’s through and landed next to you, you jab at the bomb on the archway. She darts over and begins fiddling with the device. At first, it seems like she’s making good headway, as the beeping has slowed down and the light dimmed. Then the bomb turns into a floodlight and emits a calm, female voice.++10 seconds to Exterminatus. Have a pleasant day.++“IGNITRIX!!!!”“I CAN FIX THIS!”“AHAAHAHA! DIE IN HOLY FIRE, FOULSPA-WGHGFHFG!”You silence the Grey Knight, permanently, and rush over to Ignitrix.“What did you do?!”“Just shut up and let me think!”++5++++4++++3++“I GOT IT!”Suddenly the bomb goes dark. In all senses of the word. After carefully prying it from the archway, Ignitrix tosses it into her own warp pocket. “It had a machine spirit watching over it. Until it was burned out, defusing it was like hitting a wall. Oh and it’s probably a good thing you didn’t try to move or attack it either. Tzeentch knows what would have happened then.”By now, the only other “living” beings in the room are other daemons. The humans have been turned into red goo, for the most part. So you have the opportunity to banter freely.“Aren’t you a Lady of Change? Isn’t seeing the threads of fate your entire deal?”She turns on you and puffs out. “Around you I might as well throw balls of yarn at felinids and try to discern the future that way.”“Uh huh. So why do you get to carry it?”“Because you’re too stupid to rearm it?”“And here I was thinking of letting you have a spot in my bloodbath for a job well done.”“Hmph. Who wants a stupid bloodbath anyways! I certainly didn’t! Not at all!”(cont)
>>34451840Seen it around here. Keeps my screencaps organized.Is there a reason it offends you, sir?
>>34451852You chuckle and pat her on the head. This only serves to cause her to inflate further. You’re starting to wonder if she’s part puffer fish really.The good news is that you have control of the relic and that your ship is (mostly) intact. All you had to deal with now was a Rogue Trader and his ship. But that would come tomorrow.(Housekeeping next post)
>>34451835And then we make it so that the daemons only feel anything when we are killing people and then we shall slowly turn the Daemonettes of Slaanesh into those of Khorne by allowing them to feel nothing but bloodrage and anger and hatred.That's how Deamons work, right?
>>34451867GET CULTISTS TO LOOT GREY KNIGHTS TO BITSI WANT MUH TERMINATOR ARMOUR AND NEMESIS EVERYTHINGS
>>34451856Screencaps is understandable. But here on 4chan, boards are reffered to like this /tg/or /k/No brackets
>>34451835>>34451873I'm pretty sure he's referencing the fact that daemons can possess items, making them daemon weapons.So essentially we'd be wrecking daemonettes so badly they willingly possess our weapon (and thus going insane from it) and make it stronger
>>34451852>“And here I was thinking of letting you have a spot in my bloodbath for a job well done.”“Hmph. Who wants a stupid bloodbath anyways! I certainly didn’t! Not at all!”>>34451867That'll do, Igni. That'll do.
>>34451867+4 infamy for the Grey Knights....That's pretty much it. You'll heal to full by the time dinner rolls around. The Raptor's definitely out of commission for a few days though.Next session will largely be social stuff and ship-keeping again. As for the whole "waifu/husbando" debate, just do it in /qtg/. I know it's kinda /tg/'s whole thing, but it's annoying to have to pick out votes and dice rolls between "who do we fuck next."Think that's it.
>>34451931I am totally vote that Cinder bullies Ignitrix into changing her name to something that isn't fiery.
>>34451946I vote that Cinder bullies Ignitrix.
>>34451931MUH TERMIE ARMORMUH NEMESI WEAPONSWHERE ART THOU
>>34451931How exactly does Infamy work again? What gets you Infamy, besides killing Grey Knights? Tons and tons of slaughter? Killing in an impressive way? Destroying Holy Imperial artifacts? Saving Chaos artifacts?
The Birdloli has earned her spot in the Blood Jacuzzi.Also: We can dunk her in the blood / laugh at how when she sits in it, it comes up to her chin.
>>34451894Apologies, I shall do that then.please accept a picture of a sexy cultist.
>>34451963I vote that Acerea goes "Oh my"
>>34451931Thanks for running, boss.
>>34451931>not getting more for disarming a fookin' Exterminatus
>>34451931Has that one Guardsman we told to find a skull returned yet?
>>34451996Well, Ignitrix did that one, not us?
>>34451931Thanks for running, despite the annoying waifu/husbando bullshit
>>34451976It's basically xp. We get it for being awesome.
Am I missing something or is the infamy score not on the charsheet?
>>34451931Thanks for the thread.When's the next one?
>>34451931Sounds great to meThanks for another fun game
>>34451931Thanks for the thread ELH, keep bring awesome.Next thread when?
>>34451979>Also: We can dunk her in the blood / laugh at how when she sits in it, it comes up to her chin.Yes, we totally need to do this while invading her personal space, and unconsciously thrust out boobs in her face
>>34451931Thanks for the run ELH, fun as always.
>>34451976Yes.>>34452028>>34452069Tomorrow unless my haircut/dentist goes horribly wrong.>>34452025Below Wounds>>34451970Someone will loot the field for you inbetween now and dinner.>>34452085She's bigger than you in that department
>>34452136>She's bigger than you in that departmentThe birdloli has bigger tits than us?THIS WILL NOT STANDI hope our bust and physique improve the higher our infamy goes, not just grows larger, but more toned and better
>>34452136>She's bigger than you in that departmentOh what the hell.
>>34452136>Loli has larger breasts than usWhy.How.For what purpose.Can we re-make our body?
>>34452167>>34452171They act as a flotation device to prevent her from becoming completely submerged in our BloodBath...
>>3445220490?Sheesh, better strange love our way down onto that hive world, go back the the daemon realms for a bit and slaughter a few keepers of secrets
>>34452213pftjust as planned ey...
>>34452213She's been a Lady of Change for a while I'm assuming.That's quite long-term planning for something so trivial.More than likely she was just fed up with Daemonettes and Nurglettes showing off and re-shaped her self.
Anon >>34448221, and now I are both wondering about the origin of this picture >>34445402gift, commission, or coincedence?
>>34452241Knowing all the while, that somewhere, somehow, she would encounter a Khornette and it would be worth all the work.
>>34452284Only for it to turn out that the Khornette doesn't give even an actual fuck.Unless you drape skulls and symbols of Khorne over them, of course.
>>34452287Nice. I do like his work.>>34452298Trophies should go on a shelf. Wood, metal, or boob. They're all good.
>>34451852Goddamb lolibird is 2cute.
>>34452241If she could reshape herself, why she gotta be so short?
>>34452818cause tzeench wanted to laugh at her when we bully her
>>34452818Tzeentch likes laughing at people's suffering.
>>34452818Cuz it all went to the tits
So we all agree then? Loli Feather Tits should be the next thing to get drawn?
>>34453439Next question - do we bother the drawfags (or wait for Decu's next drawthread) or cobble together enough for a commish from someone?