Let's see... news. May be in Charlotte over the weekend, so next week's run may be short, but we'll have to see. Even if I don't go out there, the weather's been unseasonably nice latley, so I might go get some time in on the field. Fulda's gonna hurt if i don't hahahaha.I take that back, Fulda's gonna hurt regardless. oh well. Archive here:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Strike%20witches%201989++California should have warned you. It should have let you know the doom that would befall you in Paris. Instead, you ignored it, and now here you are, trapped. Katya, her head tilted to the side, puts a fist on a hip and repeats her question. “Does this dress make me look fat?” The dressmaker here has been more than happy to work with Katya- it's been a long, boring day for you, though. You'd considered heading over to a nearby tailor's, though for what, you don't know. Your dress uniform- hilariously out of date- is in the hotel room, just in case. You're pretty sure you rate a couple ribbons that aren't on it, but they're not all that important, really. Ideally, you won't have to wear it, but by the way Katya's acting about buying dresses- and make no mistake, even this tight-fitting black one wouldn't be out of place at a formal event- you're afraid you will. The dressmaker- herself an older woman, one Rosalie had directed Katya to- stands off to the side a look of knowing pity on her face. Rosalie had said she'd been one of the 'almosts'- a term that set your teeth on edge when Katya had explained it. The woman was 'almost' a witch, able to manifest a familiar, but, like Merlin, unable to interface with strikers. Her daughter, you've discovered, isn't a witch at all. She'd apparently known Rosalie's mother, and been employed by the Kent family almost exclusively for their civilian formal wear even since. You wonder how many times she's seen this exact scene played out before. 1/2
>>34419588>"Does this dress make me look fat?"EVASIVE MANUEVERS!
Katya makes a small noise of impatience- your time is running out. The simple answer is, of course, no. It's the flat truth too- Katya, you have to admit, looks incredible, and the dress is tight in all the right places, the vertical slash up the side revealing just enough leg to leave a person wanting to see more. Well, assuming it wasn't someone who wasn't used to seeing her in strikers or pantsless. Any of the others would have trouble competing right now, honestly. She's been spending a lot of time with the twins, though, so you're relatively sure that's not going to work. That said, while she seems to take delight in occasionally getting you wrong-footed, she's rarely, if ever, out and out malicious.  Of course not.  Just shoot me now. It'd be easier.
>>34419644[x] Of course not.Frank must suffer.
>>34419644> Of course not.EVADE!
>>34419644>[x] Of course not.
>>34419644>[x] Of course not.Im pretty sure that given how thin Katya the only thing that could make her look fat is a fat suit
>>34419644>[x] Of course not.If we answer in any other way, Katya will have every right to call us a fucking liar, or worse, storm out of the room, which will make the rest of the vacation go to shit.
>>34419644> Of course not.
>>34419588>>34419644[X] Of course not. Play it safe. Fly Casual
>>34419644>"No, it makes your breasts and hips look absolutely the perfect size." Pre-emptive counter-troll.
>>34419644>[x] crazy ivanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7KnpmyHEsc
 Of course not.Only answer that is ever possible to that question.
>>34419644>[x] Of course not. I wish we could Crazy Ivan, I really do. Best night of the Week!
>>34419644THIS! I can't think of a single woman (or married) who can take this counter attack!>>34419714
>>34419644Alternative: Bust out laughing."You? *Fat*?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You're the very definition of petite beauty! How on Earth can you think you're 'fat'?"
in the words of Scott SteinerSHES FAT!
[x] Taking the write in because the best way to beat an ambush is counterattackYou pause for a split second before answering with a shake of your head. “No, it makes everything look absolutely the perfect size.” You say. She frowns, picking briefly at the material over her hips. “Are you sure? I am afraid I gained weight, and this dress is too tight, it will display it.” She sighs. “I was not spending enough of time in the gym at the castle.”You nod. “Yeah, I'm sure. It looks great. Madame Bernard is an artist.”Katya, looking over at the older woman, nods. “We are fortunate Rosalie directed us to you, Madame.”The older woman blushes a little bit at the compliment, but laughs lightly and shakes her head. “It has been my pleasure to work with you, Miss Litvyak. It is rare young ladies are as patient as you. Now, come, come. We must take a few more measurements.”The two of them step into the back, leaving you alone in the front of the store with Madame Bernard's daughter- Perrine. She's been pretty quiet the entire time, and you've returned the gesture. She speaks up, after a moment. “Pardon, monsieur, but are you the Frank Bishop of Berlin?” She asks, holding up a newspaper- one with an old photo of you, looks like the one taken at the white house christmas ball what feels like a lifetime ago. She points at it. “You look just like him.” Yeah, that's me. Wow, I look nervous there, huh? Ah- no. I get it a lot though.
>>34420289> Yeah, that's me. Wow, I look nervous there, huh?>Like Uncle Ruckus, no relation.jpgI imagined Perrine talking like Ruckus and laughed so hard I couldn't breathe for a bit.
>>34420289> Yeah, that's me. Wow, I look nervous there, huh?
>>34420289> Yeah, that's me. Wow, I look nervous there, huh?We're gonna get recognized anyway, may as well own it....Seen in London alone with Ice, seen in France alone with Katya. We're going to have frigging countries joining the waifu wars at this point.
>>34420289>[x] Yeah, that's me. Wow, I look nervous there, huh?>>34420335for you
>>34420289Perrine a shi->Not a witchBest
[x] Yeah, that's me. Wow, I look nervous there, huh?Is this a no-fucks-given day? It feels like one.
>>34419644[X] Of course not.
>>34420289> Yeah, that's me. Wow, I look nervous there, huh?Yes and?
>>34420289> Yeah, that's me. Wow, I look nervous there, huh?just keep it quiet worstgirl
>>34420289> Yeah, that's me. Wow, I look nervous there, huh?>Just don't mention it to anyone you knowKeep a low profile at least
 Yeah, that's me. Wow, I look nervous there, huh?"I need a complete face remodel after the war, or else there will be no quiet days for me ever again."
>>34420289[X] Yeah, that's me. Wow, I look nervous there, huh?
>>34420407no thanks it could make us look like a freak
>>34420289>[x] Yeah, that's me. Wow, I look nervous there, huh?No reason to lie, long as she keeps it on the down low its fine.>Madame Bernard's daughter- PerrineThe name probably became popular after the war and reconstruction.
>>34420289>[x] Yeah, that's me. Wow, I look nervous there, huh?This kid must be named after Rosalie's grandmother
>>34420289[X] Yeah, that's me. Wow, I look nervous there, huh?"I think I've gained a few grey hairs since then."
>>34420353>Seen in London alone with Ice, seen in France alone with Katya.The tabloids are going to fucking love this.
>>34420289[x] Ah- no. I look a lot worse now.
>>34420495thank god there is no TMZalso I bet frank is in a few teen mags
>>34420451>side-tiesI wish I could understand it.>>34420495>>34420526Zero fucks to give.
>>34420289>[X] Yeah, that's me. Wow, I look nervous there, huh?
>>34420578There is nothing to understand.Sideties are perfection.
>>34420560I still don't understand TMZ why do people watch it?
>>34420673Same reason tabloids are in business. Juicy Juicy Gossip.
>>34420673Same reason idiots read the Daily Mail.
>>34420673Because people take a perverse glee in watching assholes constantly harass celebrities.
>>34420649More like sideunties...
>>34420649>they're lowleg too
>>34420946They're a favorite with a surprising number of witches.
>>34420649Does anyone have the one with black thigh-highs?
>>34421036>Does anyone have the one with black thigh-highs?Oh yes we do.
>>34421061Black is best.
[x] Yeah, that's me. Wow, I look nervous there, huh?You smile and nod, looking at the picture- it's a small color reprint of the one taken back in DC, but there's enough detail you can still see all the little details. She nods happily. “I thought so! I told mama when you walked in I knew it was you!” She smiles again. “Are you enjoying the city?” You nod. “It's been great, so far. The food's the best of anywhere I've been.”“Where have you been?” She asks. You shrug. “Everywhere. London, Tokyo, San Diego.”She nods. “Will you be staying here long?” You shake your head. “Can't. It's back to the war for me.”She looks sad for a moment, but nods again. “That is what my brother says. He's a Mirage pilot in Poland. I'll be one too, I'm going to polytechnique soon, but I'd rather go to Ecole de l'air. I have heard the ADA prefers students from there for fighters, and that is what I want.” I don't know, personally, if it were me, I'd stay with polytechnique. Probably serve you better in the long haul.  Can't say I'd do any different, personally.
>>34421116[x] I don't know, personally, if it were me, I'd stay with polytechnique. Probably serve you better in the long haul.
>>34421116[X] Can't say I'd do any different, personally.Be a bad influence.
>>34421116> I don't know, personally, if it were me, I'd stay with polytechnique. Probably serve you better in the long haul.
>>34421116>[x] I don't know, personally, if it were me, I'd stay with polytechnique. Probably serve you better in the long haul.
>>34421116>[X] I don't know, personally, if it were me, I'd stay with polytechnique. Probably serve you better in the long haul.
>>34421116> Can't say I'd do any different, personally.I have no fucking clue how the FAF training system works.Also Rafale is better.
>>34421116> I don't know, personally, if it were me, I'd stay with polytechnique. Probably serve you better in the long haul.That girl does not want to go where we're going.
>>34421116> I don't know, personally, if it were me, I'd stay with polytechnique. Probably serve you better in the long haul.Seems wiser.
>>34421116[x]BOTH[x] Can't say I'd do any different, personally, but Polytechnique might serve you better in the long haul.
>>34421116> Can't say I'd do any different, personally.Hey she wants to fly fighters. We were so different when we were her age.Also is she talking about flying Mirage strikers or being an actual fighter pilot.
 I don't know, personally, if it were me, I'd stay with polytechnique. Probably serve you better in the long haul."You a profession after the war after all."
>>34421116[X] I don't know, personally, if it were me, I'd stay with polytechnique. Probably serve you better in the long haul.A pilot's pay isn't enough to retire on is it?
>>34421260Actual fighter pilot. She has no sparkles.
>>34421116This >>34421259 >>34421260Try reading comprehension, she isn't a witch.
>>34421116[X] Can't say I'd do any different, personally.
>>34421259I like this
>>34421116[X] Can't say I'd do any different, personally.[X] Act seductively.
>>34421498>Trying to seduce a girl right in front of her mother and in Katya's presence.How about no.
>>34421260this, need data, goast, care to confirm?
>>34421525Subtle seduction. Bishop family genes.
>>34421533>Her daughter, you've discovered, isn't a witch at all.
>>34421533Read>>34419588>Her daughter, you've discovered, isn't a witch at all. >>34420289>The two of them step into the back, leaving you alone in the front of the store with Madame Bernard's daughter- Perrine
>>34421566ah, misssed that part, reading on a phone. In that case:>>34421116voting for this:>>34421259
>>34421558The harem pheromones don't require conscious activation you fool
>>34421590Yes they do. Otherwise Mav would be in the Harem.
>>34421590>>34421599dat tohno gland.
>>34421599The pheromones know to differentiate between Friend and potential mate.
>>34420560>not knowing about National EnquirerOh my god those guys are crazy, I have seen them in fucking Dubai when we were on leave, spying on celebrities, and this is the 1980s, they will take pictures of us.
>>34421599Young's pheromone are stronger than Bishop's.....And lately often mixed Mav with Slider. Welp.
>>34421624Mav was a potential love interest. We just fucked that up.
>>34421627my kingdom for a silenced pistol to shoot cameras with...
>>34421627It's the 90s now. Year is 1990.
>>34421016Go back to sea, danno,
>>34421672No. Georgette a best.
 Mixed bag. “Well,” you say, thinking briefly back to your own decision on schools- you'd had acceptance letters from the air force academy as well, though you'd only applied there on your mother's assistance, and when you'd been accepted to Annapolis, that was that. “I can't say I'd do any different, but Polytechnique might do you better in the long run.”She considers that, nodding. “I suppose so. There will be much call for Engineers to rebuild Europe after this war, won't there?” You nod. “Yeah, I imagine so. And you can't fly fighters forever, even the best eventually get too old.”You don't see much of a point in adding in that that's actually pretty rare for the best- guys like you that are constantly pushing the envelope. Sometimes, shit happens, especially when you're out beyond the bleeding edge. But, telling that to an eighteen year old, full of hope and dreams, isn't doing anyone any good. She pauses for a minute, before nodding right as Katya and Madame Bernard walk back in. “I think I'll follow your advice. There is no reason the ADA won't take me for fighter school, and if I decide I do not like it, I can always do something else.”You laugh, noting that the dress hasn't changed at all that you notice. Madame Bernard prefers to work like that, she's said- viewing it, then altering it in her sewing room while everyone is still there. And while you can't see any differences, Katya looks far more pleased with it. “What do you think of it now, Monsieur Bishop?” Madame Bernard asks.  Looks amazing. Don't suppose you'd tailor my Dress uniform for me, would you? I honestly can't see a difference, but if Katya's happy, then I'm happy with it.
>>34421828> Looks amazing.Not the last bit, we don't want to be here.
>>34421828> Looks amazing. Don't suppose you'd tailor my Dress uniform for me, would you?We must be fabulous.
>>34421828> Looks amazing. Don't suppose you'd tailor my Dress uniform for me, would you?
>>34421828>[X] Looks amazing. Don't suppose you'd tailor my Dress uniform for me, would you?
>>34421828>[x] I honestly can't see a difference, but if Katya's happy, then I'm happy with it.We're a typical military guy. Our area of expertise isn't fashion. It's breaking things and hurting people.
>>34421828[x] Looks amazing. Don't suppose you'd tailor my Dress uniform for me, would you?She's more likely to give us a discount.
>>34421828>[x] Looks amazing. Don't suppose you'd tailor my Dress uniform for me, would you?
>>34421828> Looks amazing. Don't suppose you'd tailor my Dress uniform for me, would you?If we're going to get it redone, might as well have a French master do it.
>>34421828> Looks amazing.As long as we still fit into our dress uniform and it isn't in tatters there is no reason for us to continue hanging out here.
>>34421828>[x] I honestly can't see a difference, but if Katya's happy, then I'm happy with it.
>>34421828> Looks amazing. Don't suppose you'd tailor my Dress uniform for me, would you?We will be swag.
>>34421828> I honestly can't see a difference, but if Katya's happy, then I'm happy with it.We are only men
>>34421828>[x] I honestly can't see a difference, but if Katya's happy, then I'm happy with it.Truth.
>>34421828[X] Looks amazing. Don't suppose you'd tailor my Dress uniform for me, would you?
>>34422018We don't need our uniform tailored for out boobs.But Ice does.
>>34422054Don't you mean her ass?
Speaking of Slider, have a shitty, rushed shitscribble.
>>34422260>Slider in Flannel
>>34421828> I honestly can't see a difference, but if Katya's happy, then I'm happy with it.It's a trap
>>34421828[x] I honestly can't see a difference, but if Katya's happy, then I'm happy with it.Losing battle, but...
Frank's a girl, right? And if he is,can she be the prettiest girl?
>>34422125Slider is hips.
>>34422494I thought she was general lower body. Who's ass then?
>>34422260I like it
>>34422494No she is tail which is both hips and ass.
>>34422494Slider is best
>>34422475Genderbent Fronk. Plz add to harem Ghost.
>>34422549Slider is best without a doubt, but FrankxIce is best combo
[x] Looks amazing. Don't suppose you'd tailor my Dress uniform for me, would you?“Looks amazing.” You say as Katya spins slowly in place, looking at herself in the mirrors. “I don't suppose you'd do my dress uniform for me, would you.” Madam Bernard looks happy with the question- maybe business hasn't been that great lately, though it's hard to see why it wouldn't have been. Lot of brass around here, and more than a few French girls, you figure, have learned how to separate them from their money painlessly.Shit, this being France, it's possible the brass even get some enjoyment out of it. Hard to tell, though. She eventually nods. “If you bring it in, I'd be happy to work on it. Is it in need of much work?” Katya tosses a look back over her shoulder and snorts. “No. He is one of those fortunate ones that is able to do nothing but eat and does not gain a pound. Perhaps letting out the shoulders a bit, that is all.”Madam Bernard laughs and nods. “My son, Marius, he is like that. It will be no trouble at all to work on it monsieur Bishop.”1/2
>>34422599FrankxIcexSlider is best.
You're going to respond- you'd have to go get it, and maybe you'd bring it in tomorrow, when inspector Victore walks in. “Ah, my friends! I see you have found the services of the best dressmaker and tailor in all of France.” He says, nodding to Madame Bernard, who favors him with a glance and a laugh. “She is, also immune to my charms, to my eternal dismay.”He walks forward, handing both of you an envelope. “I am instructed by her holyness the matron of Paris to deliver those invitations. The witches of Paris intend to hold a formal gathering for all of their visiting sisters and an escort of their choosing.”He shakes his head. “I suspect it will be laden with general officers and witches attempting to out do one another, but what do I know? I am but a poor police inspector.”You flip the envelope over in your hands, and Katya shrugs. “I do not see a problem with going, Frank.” She says. “It could be interesting, perhaps we could make some friends that would come in useful later?” “Or get mobbed by the press.” you supply.  Let's not, we can just relax today, huh? I suppose you're right. I'll have to go fetch my dress uniform.
>>34422631> I suppose you're right. I'll have to go fetch my dress uniform.
>>34422631>[x] Let's not, we can just relax today, huh?
>>34422631>[X] I suppose you're right. I'll have to go fetch my dress uniform.Time for Frank to turn his swag on.
>>34422631> I suppose you're right. I'll have to go fetch my dress uniform.To the ball!Also>her HolinessIs this like...something that witch matrons actually expect to be called or is this guy joking around?
>>34422631> Let's not, we can just relax today, huh?
>>34422631> I suppose you're right. I'll have to go fetch my dress uniform.At least the aviators go with it.
>>34422631> Let's not, we can just relax today, huh?Let's just enjoy the sights and relax. Get away from the war a little
>>34422631[X] I suppose you're right. I'll have to go fetch my dress uniform.
>>34422631[x] I suppose you're right. I'll have to go fetch my dress uniform.Eh, Rosalie and Jean-Luc will be there, so there's that.
>>34422631>[x] I suppose you're right. I'll have to go fetch my dress uniform.
>>34422714Wouldn't they have shipped out by now? Although I would like to go on the off chance Perrine and Ian are there.
>>34422631> I suppose you're right. I'll have to go fetch my dress uniform.>>34422741I believe it's still the same day as the last thread on Paris.
>>34422631>[x] I suppose you're right. I'll have to go fetch my dress uniform.We have to do politicking from time to time.
>>34422631>[x] Let's not, we can just relax today, huh?Can we not deal with Brass or things military related on this trip? I'd have no issue with having lunch with Matron of Paris but this is vacation, not work.
>>34422631> I suppose you're right. I'll have to go fetch my dress uniform.Ooh, is it time for SURPRISE RUSSIANS AT THE BIG SOCIAL EVENT?!
>>34422260Hey! you're back! And you drew gunny bear! awesome! haha.
>>34422631>Could we just relax today?...... I suppose you're right. I'll have to go fetch my dress uniform.
>>34422631> I suppose you're right. I'll have to go fetch my dress uniform.Sighs internallyProtest, but weakly.
>>34422798I've been following along, boss-man. I'm not happy with how this turned out. I'll have to try it again, I think. Also, I have no idea how to draw Stingray or M8 strikers. For Tanya witch. Reference pic related.Not sure what vehicle to use for Boris witch's strikers, either. Come to think of it, I have no idea what either of their familiars would be. Also, any requests? I've been keeping a list of shitscribble ideas.
>>34422935Familiar? Bear. Duh.
>>34422935Requesting Slider and Ice in the baths at Barin. Like in that one omake.
>>34422935Hey boss! Just a suggestion, why not try this for reference? (Yeah it small, apologies)Can't Boris use Sprut SD's or type 80?
>>34422935sherktwanz doing sherktwanz things.
>>34422631> Let's not, we can just relax today, huh?Matrons be bitches and fuck the press.
>>34423075I'm not that good or confident. Hopefully a more competent drawfriend can fulfill your request. >>34423021>imageforants.jpgReverse Google image search, don't fail me now...>>34422970OF COURSE! What about Tanya-witch, though?
>>34423075goddammit not everything needs a dick.Next you'll be putting a dick on fighter planes.
>>34423211From what I've seen, you're good enough. But it is your choice.
>>34423075Does anyone have the link to that pastebin?
>>34423298Pastebin? No.Screencap? Oh yes.
>>34423248Of course not. The tomcat was best <i>girl.
>>34423211If you can boss, how about this? Same sauce.
>>34423319>dat pastebinNo NO YOU DON'T EXIST!! AAHHH
>>34423376Exaggerating a bit there aren't ya?
>>34423376It takes a strong man to deny what's in front of him. And if the truth is undeniable, you create your own.
>>34423376Well, if that one doesn't exist neither does this one, right?
>>34423416row row fight the power?
>>34423421Got the PL rape?
>>34423459That IS the PL rape.
>>34423407>>34423416>>34423421Apologies, caffeine is getting the better of me...
>>34423421Is there a pastebin?
>>34423421Maybe I shouldn't post this one as well.Fuck it.
>>34423473Wasn't there a followup to that?
>>34423211I'd prefer Tanya to be some sort of gyrfalcon, or BLACK CONDOR...but if it's got to be ground-moving, I think a huskie?
>>34423416If there's a hole, it's a man's job to thrust into it
>>34423421>>34423459>>34423473The P-L stuff got sidetracked with the other witches when it should have just been her getting railed in the shower. By witches or Jake
>>34423519Who was Alex again?
Hi guys, random anon from last thread here with the lousy one-shot that went in between Boss Merc's POV story (My bad boss! Sorry!)So my mind got another hiccup and made a follow-up to that story.>http://pastebin.com/9j7LpmaAAnd here's the previous one if anybody's interested.>http://pastebin.com/uW6n0es6Let me know what you guys think.
>>34423590or P-L trying to console Jake after they ran into the SUPERTANKS
>>34423319>>34423421>>34423519Stop posting the shit that is still up and post screencaps from the shit that was lost after the takeover.
>>34423658Maybe it's the lack of sleep but the fuck are you talking about? On both parts.
Y'all niggas hold off on the porn. At least till after the thread
>>34423602Anyone? I don't remember much of tonks.
>>34423632>>34423590I approve so long as consoling involves blowjobs.
>>34423705Especially hold off on angry r9k revenge fantasy porn. That shit is awful.
>>34423720she was the special ops witch
>>34423705Sorry, no stopping the lewdtrain.
[x] I suppose you're right. I'll have to go fetch my dress uniform. She looks over at you, and you do detect a bit of disappointment. Well, you suppose it won't actually hurt you, and you may make friends, so what the hell, right? “I guess you're right. I'll have to go fetch my dress uniform.” You say. Inspector Victoire laughs. “It will take us no time at all, my friend, you will see.” Outside, as you slip your aviators on, you notice that there's some other people headed to the shop across the street- a competing tailor, you suspect. Inspector Victoire, to his credit, manages to withold his laughter until after the car door is shut. “Hah! They are using Blanchet's shop? They are in for a disagreeable time. The old man is good, but he thinks he is the best with a needle and thread.” He says, pulling away from the curb. “Madame Bernard is his superior in many ways.”You look over, and he grins. “It is also perhaps of importance that I enjoy the company of blondes.” You just shake your head as he laughs. The rest of the drive is quiet, and you're back in the car with your garment bag hung in the back, your spotless cover resting carefully on the back seat. 1/2
The two of you crane your necks to watch a pair of Mirages fly overhead on the drive back- while Paris is safely behind the lines, the ADA has kept a pair of fighters up over it, just in case, at all times. It probably makes the people feel more secure, kind of like the display of war machines out on the square in front of your hotel- though you've noted that there's none of the leclerc tanks, like Jean-luc operates. When You get back to the tailors, Katya is dressed, again, in her more casual wear, her simple sun dress at odds with the elegant black one she was getting. “Madame Bernard is making some final alterations.” She says. “Perrine and I were talking about fighter pilots.”“Nothing bad, I hope.” You respond with a grin. Katya laughs, but doesn't respond. “Monsieur Bishop?” Madame Bernard calls from the back. “You can come back here, please. We will have to hurry to get you all ready for this evening.”It doesn't take her long, just under an hour- seems like she barely did anything at all, but the slight tightness in the shoulders is gone, the uniform coat fitting like it originally did. The pants she barely had to touch, tightening up the waist less than an inch. Finishing up, She ends up charging enough that she could live off it for a good month, you figure- though, then again, she probably still took a good chunk of money off for you. Still, it eats a pretty good sized hole in your small-ish stash of MPC, and you realize you'll have to draw more later. Thankfully, your bank account has had time to recover since Christmas. Inspector Victoire looks at his watch and nods. “we have two hours, my friends. I'll drop you off at the hotel, and summon better transportation.” He laughs. “We will show these people how guests of the republic are treated!”  Sounds like a plan to us.  Not much sense in making a scene.
>>34423793> Sounds like a plan to us.Drive-by in STYLE, my friends.
>>34423793> Sounds like a plan to us.He seems so enthusiastic.
>>34423793> Sounds like a plan to us.
>>34423793>[X] Not much sense in making a scene.We want a nice evening, but we don't want to overdo it.
>>34423793> Sounds like a plan to us.We got the uniform tailored, might as well go the distance.
>>34423793>[x] Not much sense in making a scene.No scenes please.
>>34423793> Not much sense in making a scene.
>>34423793>[x] Not much sense in making a scene.
>>34423793[x] Sounds like a plan to us.Is Rosalie's butt perfect?
>>34423793>[x] Sounds like a plan to us.
>>34423793> Sounds like a plan to us.Dazzle the FUCK out of 'em.
>>34423793> Sounds like a plan to us.>>34423858Yes.
>>34423858Didn't she take after Madame Perrine?
>>34423793>[X] "Not much sense in making a scene, I could go for a drink though."
>>34423858Jean Luc sure thinks so.
>>34423793> Sounds like a plan to us.Gosh, I hope we meet grandma perrine.
>>34423793>[X] Not much sense in making a scene.This seems to fit Frank a lot more, unless he's giving out presents.
>>34423922Hope she mellowed out a bit, though. And she better have Ian in tow.
>>34423793>[x] Not much sense in making a scene.Its hardly our style.
>>34423793[X] Sounds like a plan to us. Oh yes, Katya in a sundress.
>>34423793>  Not much sense in making a scene.Pls no
>>34423793>[x] Sounds like a plan to us.If anyone gives us shit over this, blame Victoire let <I>him</I> handle it.
>>34423793>[x] Sounds like a plan to us.>>34423968Dat Doglewds.Dat Kayta in a sundress.
>>34423793 > Sounds like a plan to us.
>>34423988><I>him</I>What are you doing?
I feel like this would fit our arrival at the event..>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffT5jnF16Lk
>>34423968Just sundresses in general. There are very few things I missed about the south....abundances of sundresses is one of them.
>>34424041Glad I live in the Pacific side of things, mate.Nice view everyday.
>>34424041That busta's rhymes are still weak as fuck.
>>34424021I was trying to italicize that word, but I don't know shit about how to go about it. I just knew my last attempt didn't work either.
>>34424076no italics on 4chan, just spoilers
>>34423793>Sounds like a plan to us.
>>34424041Sun dresses and strong breezes yes?
>>34424074>RyderGod I miss San Andreas. Always loved running over those Triad dudes
>>34424096a marvelous combination.
>>34423793It's always the votes I don't expect that blow up like this.
>>34424106Comrade, you've yet to see anything.
>>34424091Well, now I know. Thanks, anon.
>>34424096Yessah. >>34424074>picture related>>34424072If california weren't so shitty, I'd move there. But I like funs too much.
>>34424139Eh, when you get used to it it's not so bad.Just... stay away from LA.
>>34424139Pick a better rapper, foo.
Gentlemen:Our intelligence sources have provided us with information on who the real perpetrator of this war is. His name: Captain Black.
>>34424181>call someone else weak>posts ryderson. Son I don't think you remember that game very well.
>>34424139>>34424181Dango my Nigga
>>34424214He called everyone Busta. Good enough for me.
Why do people think it's a good idea to go in loud when we wanted to stay low and avoid the press?This is giving us a big ass target on our backs.
>>34424220fuckin' rabbits on the moon, yo
>>34424251Well there's no way you could hide from French press when some motormouth ratted us out after our visit to the Paris Lodge...
>>34423793> Not much sense in making a scene.Hate to be a killjoy, but I don't want to have to punch out a papparazzi tonight. Less time for dancing, schmoozing, and eating, then.
>>34424261They be holdin' hands and form dat big circle
>>34424288>punch a reporterDo it, faggot.
>>34423793>[x] Not much sense in making a scene.Pissing against the wind!
I wonder how many people think Fronk is as gay as a witch
>>34424251People don't care or they justify it by "Well they already know so...". It's these votes that are annoying, not the waifu ones. Those ones at least make some sense.
>>34424343Do you mean that fronk as a witch, is gay, or that fronk's gayness is on par with that of a witch? I'm guessing it's the second, but I really wanna see witch-fronk.
>>34424375Where's a drawfag when you need one, right?
Let's ruin snake's reputation!>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hpkGShO-Ko>>34424375>Witchfrank.jpgThat's...something worth seeing
>>34424375Frank as a reverse trap.
>>34424375The latter, though I also don't doubt that there's a subgenre of witch comics that take the achievements of hardworking men and put tits on em
>>34424375So a witch and fronk joined together?
>>34424417Yaoi or genderbend?
>>34424394Isn't he doing Boris as a witch right now?
>>34424435The latter, I presume.
>>34424417WE NEED TO GO DEEPER
>>34424455>>34424506>show about the 501st in-universe>chuck-witch has even bigger tits than charlotte>young-witch
>>34423793>>[x] Not much sense in making a scene.
>>34424520>bigger tits than ShirleyImpossible.
>>34424520>young-witchI bet the man would go even more insane than he already is/was
>>34424556>>34424553>>34424520What if Harmony Gold got a hold of that idea?
>>34424520>They fly an experimental 3 witch striker.>With orgasmic gattai
>>34424608So what, Witch-Young was actually reincarnation of an angel from 10,000 years ago?They can punch the moon with a Mugen Punch?
>>34424600They already have Robotech to deny the US Macross, they shouldn't be allowed anymore series or ideas to mess with.
>In SWQ universe, there are waifu-wars over genderbent Young
>>34424664I like to think that Young was played straight in this universe' version of Macross/Robotech, with Roy Fokker.Except Roy Fokker still dies.
>>34424664Hope they don't then.>>34424675Young would sue. Either him or Minna-sama
>>34424675There is a YoungxgenderbentYoung ship, I presume.
>>34424712>implying Young wouldn't be the biggest waifufag for genderbent Young.
>>34424700>Drunk aceCheck.>Lovely OTP that nags him a lotCheck.>Crazy moves with a VFCheck.Seems legit to me.>>34424716So, self-cest anyone?
Meanwhile in Hong Kong...
Then P-L, the Shark Twins and Musashi all wrestled in some booze and made out while Merlin ate chocolate cake a safe distance away.THE END
>>34424875That's even shorter than the story about the ugly barnacle
>>34424875satisfying end, would read again
>>34424827Isn't that basically Titanfall?
>>34424875Works for me.
>>34424927Yeah sorta.Now if we could only bring Operation Troy over here we'd have a decent Battlefield-esque One Year War.
>>34424875>while Merlin ate chocolate cake a safe distance away.>Not Merlin eating ALL the chocolate cake a safe distance away.2/10, would not re->Then P-L, the Shark Twins and Musashi all wrestled in some booze Wait Sushi's rifle become sentient? 11/10 greatest love story of a Jarhead sniper and her rifle.
>>34424970>Jarhead and her rifleWhere's my witch Leonard Lawrence
>>34424970Probably means the delicious brown Kancolle Musashi.
>>34425005Yeah and Sushi's rifle isn't named Musashi, I blame lack of sleep. It's back to 2/10.
>>34425005Cancerkolle go home.
>>34425005>Kancolleironclad witches when ghost
>>34425005>KantaiCollection.pngNot a fan of that, but I think Akagi is nice
Hey Ghost remember last thread where I was wondering what kind of cat Brigitte's familiar is? Well I got bored between updates and did a little research comparing different cat breeds and figuring out which could fit the bill. I narrowed down the list of official breeds, sorting by colouration, country of origin, date of origin and stuff like that until I settled on one.I spent way too long on thisThere were a couple that were really close matches but I've decided that Brigitte's familiar is a Ragdoll Cat, known for it's gentle temperament and tendency to go limp and relaxed when picked up.
Where are u Ghost? The thread is running away.
>>34425047>CancerkolleHuh. haven't heard that one before>>34425061Can't tell if impressed or kinda worried
>>34424927"S-S-Standby for T-T-Titanfal" -MERLIN
>>34425131It shows up a lot when people complain about anime in the war thunder general.
>>34425061>I spent way too long on thisJoin the club, I've spent more time figuring out a rough timeline in my head then I can count. That and the time we tried to figure out the family relation between Ice and the Queen.>go limp and relaxed when picked up.The most dangerous game, picking up everyone's favorite Voodoo SEAL Witch. >>34425106Big update, barely over an hour.
>>34425150Why the fuck is Merlin still stuttering anyway? It's been months. She's had time to get over it.
>>34425177well the titan wars were kind of stressful
>>34425177She's better. At least she seems to be when she's focused on her job
>>34425047>>34425057Heresy. Delicious Brown is best.
>>34425177One does not get over what she went through so easilly.
>>34425177It's a psychological issue she's likely not going to get over for some time.
>>34425052Have some JSDF cruiser man.>>34425061>dat second spoilerMmm, delicious
>>34425177Trauma doesn't go away that easily, mate.
>>34425177Because one does not simply get over psychological trauma in less than a year
>>34425203I prefer down-to-earth ladies with longbows man.But I respect your opinion.
[x] Sounds like a plan to us. You look over at Katya, who nods slightly. “Sounds like a plan to us” you say, agreeing. Inspector Victoire nods, smiling. “Excellent!” He says. “I will inform my unit. We will meet you out here in-” He looks at his watch. “One and a half hours exactly. I will have someone in the lobby for you as well.” You nod, making your way up to your room. Once the door closes, Katya makes a beeline for the back, depositing the garment bag with her incredibly expensive new dress over the back of a chair as she removes her shoes at a walk and throws her hat on the same chair. You, meanwhile, make for the back to straighten out your ribbons- it's really only some minor changes to bring them into exactly correct alignment, then you sit down on the foot of the bed and flip on the tv installed in the room. There's cable here, and you're able to find a BBC channel before too long, though they're playing on of those English sitcoms you really don't follow too well. Still, it manages to eat the hour Katya takes getting ready- you shoot her a glance as she pads out of the bathroom, a towel wrapped around herself. You step past her just as she takes the towel off, and resist the urge to look back. Girl did that on purpose, you suspect. 1/3(probably)
>>34425219>Not all-American naval revolutionnah
>>34425254>>You step past her just as she takes the towel off, and resist the urge to look back. Girl did that on purpose, you suspect.You had one job Frank. One job.
>>34425254The cat is A CHAR
You have to resist the temptation to enjoy the hot water too long- showering quickly and taking a little longer to shave than you usually do, making sure it's flawless. Last thing you need is to show up and have some army general or, worse, a marine, correct you on improper grooming. You manage to finish with a few minutes to spare, walking out to find Katya occupying your old seat on the foot of the bed, already dressed except for her shoes. She looks up and smiles as you struggle into your dress uniform shirt, buttoning it on and frowning as you fight the stupid little neck clasp that holds the shirt's collar ends together. Finally, she gets up and helps, getting it in two tries. Stepping back, she nods. “You know, you do wear it well, Frank.” She says. “It is a pity you are not wearing more often.”“Happier in a flight suit.” You respond. She laughs. “And I am happier in strikers, but I still attempt to wear clothes I look good in when I am not!” She puts her shoes on and the two of you head downstairs, getting a more than a few glances. Inspector Victoire, in the lounge, does one better and whistles. “My friends, I am beginning to think you do not dress up as to not make the rest of the world jealous.”You and Katya both laugh. “Especially you.” He says, looking at Katya. “Ah, were I to be struck blind now it would be a joy, that the beauty I see now should never be eclipsed.”“I believe you had a ride for us?” She says, laughing again. He grins and nods. “Of course! Avec moi, please.”2/4 (miscounted!)
>>344252913 times as fast as a normal cat.
Outside a limo sits on the curb, a metropolitan police car parked just in front. The inspector grins again. “I will ride with you there, but I won't be getting out of the limo.” He says. “There is very tight security there, I am told my team will not be necessary. We will be nearby anyway.” “Where will this be held?” Katya asks. “One of the holdings turned over to the people of France by Perrine Clostermann.” He says, frowning. “She may have taken the Englishman's name, but she is French, no?” He shakes his head. “Regardless, one of her chateaus in the city parks was given to the people of France when the rebuilding of it was completed. The people then donated it to the sisterhood of France, who use it for things like this.” He says. “I have been there before, when I was seeing a wonderful dark-haired girl. Ah, memories.” The limo and it's escort weave through traffic effortlessly, as the inspector continues narrating. “It is near one of the few bases here in the city, and we do not expect any trouble. Regardless, if there is, help is both nearby and plentiful.” He says, cheerfully. “The house staff are not military, though they are in the employ of the witches. If I may, my friends, be careful what you say around them. They will gossip at the smallest things.”You nod. “Lastly, the press will be there, but closely monitored. If you wish to avoid them, you should easily be able to.” He says. “I understand you wish to not deal with them, and I am sympathetic. We will remain on the grounds, if you wish to leave, one of my men will wait in the lobby for you.”You nod again- he's got this taken care of. 3/4
>>34425301Three times as lazy too :D
The rest of the ride is fairly quiet, and you finally pull up to a large mansion located just inside one of the two huge parks inside the city. “We are here, my friends.” the inspector says, as the driver of the limo comes around and opens the door, allowing you to step out first. You turn to offer your hand to Katya, helping her out of the car. “We will be here if you need us.”Inside the building, no one in the grand hall takes notice of your entry- the music is live, orchestral, and there's several occupied tables and chairs arranged around the periphery of the room, while the center remains mostly empty. Katya takes a short look around, and slips her arm through yours. “Shall we try to locate Rosalie and Jean-luc if they are here?” She says, quietly. “It would be good to have their company.” Yeah, if they're here.  Let's just mingle, I'm sure someone will want to see us.
>>34425346> Yeah, if they're here.
>>34425346>[x] Yeah, if they're here.
>>34425346 Let's just mingle, I'm sure someone will want to see us.
>>34425346> Yeah, if they're here. Keep yo friends close-->Katya takes a short look around, and slips her arm through yoursAtta girl!ALso, the music:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kz6OzCiIx3I
>>34425346>[x] Yeah, if they're here.Stick to friends.
>>34425346>[X] Yeah, if they're here. They can introduce us to people.
>>34425346> Yeah, if they're here.We'll meet plenty of people as it is
>>34425314>we do not expect any troubleWorrying intensifies>>34425346> Yeah, if they're here.
>>34425346> Yeah, if they're here.>>34425254>You step past her just as she takes the towel off, and resist the urge to look back. Girl did that on purpose, you suspect. God damn it Frank.
The russians are here.I can FEEL it.
>>34425346>[x] Yeah, if they're hereWe can mingle while looking for them.
>>34425346 Yeah, if they're here.
>>34425346[X] Yeah, if they're here.
Say, does Ramstein have Eagle witches?
>>34425418We oughta check the bar.
>>34425475Where else would they be?
>>34425418That is why I did not write anything at this point.There goes my plans of Natlya asking if Frank can use the Force after watching a star wars movie in the motel they were staying at. Also Stalinka having the shark's voices in her head when she sees Katya and Frank shopping stopping herself from going over there and went to the other shop in order to be dressed properly and well groomed for her beloved.
>>34425488Posing as security detail, maybe?>>34425496>Han:I have a bad feeling about this
>>34425496>There goes my plans of Natlya asking if Frank can use the Force after watching a star wars movie in the motel they were staying at.SHE KNOWS!
>>34425527Does it not make sense considering how Luke piloted during the death star scene?If Frank had an X-Wing he might had done the same thing or am i wrong in thinking this?
>>34425496>implying fronk can't use the force
>>34425535>She knowsShe's suspecting our gnoming, isn't she...?
>>34425549Sadly, Ghost confirmed yesterday in Tonk Witches that Star Wars doesn't exist.
>>34425549Correct you are, padawan.I'm worried about Natalya linking it to our actual gnoming.
>>34425569No he confirmed that Star Wars was the same and nothing changed despite witches.
>>34425587On the upside, there will not be any obstacles to the release of Starcraft!
>>34425569>Star Wars doesn't existWhat a terrible damn setting.Hopefully he meant this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strategic_Defense_Initiative
>>34425569>And as for star wars, no. that was a long long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, anon.Is no one capable of reading comprehension! He answered the question that asked if Star Wars was different.
>>34425601Also Star Craft.And War Craft.With witches~
>>34425624Negative on the witches, matey.
>>34425612Wah? No space witches?>>34425608Witch Kerrigan! YAY
>>34425612Don't we at least have something like Arkbird?
>>34425684We have Arkbird, Stonehenge, Chandelier, and Megalith, though that's in the form of large Nukes. There is probably other differences to the other super weapons as well.
>>34425750Doesn't that count as SDI though, or am I reading this wrong and someone's gonna slap me with semtex for being a ignorant foo'?>>34425776Oh, okay>Otacon-sulk.jpg
So...Should I try writing Stalker and Natlya even if they show up during the event?
>>34425811Never said it counts as SDI, though Stonehenge and Chandelier would act similar just targeting Martian dropships instead of ICBM's and based on the ground and not space.
>>34425844I vote yes. There are still possibilities.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8pg2XoQTlA
>>34425844Consult the mystical writefags in their channel first
>>34425750>>34425811Those nukes are meant to be used when we pick up those Xenos on the deep space sensors. The plan was to fire them off and hit them in deep space before they make land fall.
>>34425876Well that clear things up a bit.Unless someone actually made SOLG
>>34425895I do not know where that is?
>>34425916Will they work for incubators?
>>34425961IRC I thinkIt is a...unique place
>>34425982I know its in IRC, not sure what channel
>>34426003#swq on Rizon.
>>34426093it is a silly place
>>34426107I know. I'm watching fireworks in there right now. My sides have attained orbit, Anon.
>>34426107King Arthur, is that you?>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yciX2meIkXI
>>34426124pass the popcorn
>>34426093Do I need an account?
>>34426202That's not how irc works
>>34426213There a url for it? I can't seem to find the damn thing.
>>34426237Your google-fu is very weak.
>>34426237http://www.rizon.net/chatput in #swq for the channelor at least I think that's how it goes
>>34426237http://qchat1.rizon.net/?channels=swq Give that a shot.
Buster-sword witches go~
[x] Yeah, if they're here. “Yeah, if they're here.” You say, nodding to another navy officer- you can't get a good look at his shoulder boards from here- when he notices you from the crowd. Good to know you're not the only one here, at least. The wild array of uniforms on display is bewildering- you note at least a dozen from as many nations in the space of a few minutes. American, German, British, French, a few Polish uniforms, couple Swedes and at least one Finn, though you're sure there's more than that in the mix. You don't see any Japanese, though that's hardly surprising- this isn't their theater. Though thinking about it makes you almost miss Jess. Almost.You don't have to look long- Jean-luc intercepts you, his own dress uniform not standing out nearly as much as yours. “Good to see you, Jean-luc.” You say, greeting him as he kisses the back of Katya's hand and shakes yours.“I would say it is good to be here, but I'd be lying, oui?” He laughs. “Come, let me show you our table.”“So is this kind of thing common?” You ask. He shakes his head. “Non, but I am used to them. Rosalie is always invited, and it is no surprise I am always her guest.” He laughs. “The price a man must pay...”Katya looks around as you pull out a chair for her and she sits. “Is she here?”1/2
Jean-luc nods. “Oui. She is seeing her grandmere and grandpapa right now, they are leaving the city tonight to go to Cannes.” He leans in. “Her grandpapa, he was a flier in the war, his arthritis is bad. The Mediterranean waters help with it, some. They will be spending the winter there, again.”“Sounds a lot nice than where we'll be wintering.” You say. Katya laughs. “There are many ways of staying warm, you know...” She says. “Haven't we been over this before?” You ask, and she laughs again. “Katya! Frank!” Further conversation is interrupted as Rosalie, clad in the french Navy's witches dress uniform, joins you. “I'm glad you made it. You just missed my grandparents. Are you enjoying it so far?” You shrug lightly- your uniform doesn't allow much room. “We only just arrived.”“Ah, well then. Come, come. Allow me to introduce you to some people.” She says, standing up and looking over at Jean-luc, who dutifully stands up as well.  We didn't really plan to make ourselves conspicuous, Rosalie.  Well, alright, if you think they're good people, lead on.
>>34426340>You just missed my grandparentscheeky cunt m8
>>34426340> Well, alright, if you think they're good people, lead on.PERRINE AND IAN WOOOO
>>34426340>[X] Well, alright, if you think they're good people, lead on.
>>34426313> Well, alright, if you think they're good people, lead on.> You just missed my grandparents.Why Big Boss Why
>>34426340> Well, alright, if you think they're good people, lead on.Also>Ian has arthritispoor guy
>>34426340>[x] Well, alright, if you think they're good people, lead on.>>34426352Are already gone.
>>34426340> Well, alright, if you think they're good people, lead on.
>>34426340> Well, alright, if you think they're good people, lead on.>You just missed my grandparents.Shame that.
>>34426340> Well, alright, if you think they're good people, lead on.>Katya laughs. “There are many ways of staying warm, you know...” She says.Damn, I actually remember that conversation.It was in a plane wasn't it?
>>34426340>[x] Well, alright, if you think they're good people, lead on.Curses, no meeting Pierre and her husbando.
>>34426340> Well, alright, if you think they're good people, lead on.What we came here for right?
>>34426340> Well, alright, if you think they're good people, lead on.>You just missed my grandparents.dammit dammit dammit
>>34426379I thought that was in the Barin hangars...
>>34426401it was like, over a year ago
>>34426340[X] Well, alright, if you think they're good people, lead on.
>>34426410Time sure flies so fast...>tears.gif
>>34426340> Well, alright, if you think they're good people, lead on
Phone cannot into IRC. This sucks.
I wonder if any of these Limeys are SIS...
>>34426445Don't worry about it, we're usually sitting in there most of the time anyway.
>>34426340>[x] Well, alright, if you think they're good people, lead on.>You just missed my grandparents.I can't stop laughing.
>>34426475>You just missed my grandparents.I wonder if this is some scheme to keep us in line.
>>34426410What were the details, I can't quite recall
>>34426422>>34426410>>34426401>>34426379>>34426525That was from thread 10 and we were indeed on a plane.
>>34426525Nigga it was over a year ago and on a plane. I barely remember what I ate for lunch yesterday.
Dat page 9.
>>34426340>[x] Well, alright, if you think they're good people, lead on.If Rosie thinks it's good, we should be alright
Say, while we're all here, we should figure out what Rosalie did with all that supposedly invaluable wine she took off us back in Barin.
>>34426587It's going to be one of those threads, I guess?>>34426546>>34426562ICPO operatives confirm this intel to be solid.
>>34426638Oh, some's in the Louvre, some on auction, some in Chateau Kent.Oh and maybe one or two bottles for this party.
>>34426587so it is. New thread next post
>>34426340 Well, alright, if you think they're good people, lead on.
>>34426666Oh goddammit we could've gotten our whole squad drunk on that.
>>34426703We could "ask" from Rosalie...>hinthint.gif
>>34426703>implying you can get a russian actually drunk on wineHard liquor at the least. High proof vodka is the traditional method.
>>34426732Speaking of, we didn't get that moonshine still working, did we?
>>34426765We left what we had at Barin.
>>34426776Oh, man, couldn't even give the baby a test run.
>>34422631>policeWasn't/isn't he DGSE or their internal counterpart?
>>34426776We will have to set up an improv one in the woods surrounding our next posting, in true moonshiner fashion.
>>34426853we gotta find a shed for it
Someone needs to force update the archive when we jump threads just to be safe.
>>34426914Let's make a shed
Sound off for equipment check!!!
>>34426955Fuck yea, let's build it out of the ruined remains of WWII aircraft.
>>34427038>Frank and Mav pull out a Ho-229
>>34427038>ruined planes>not working planesIt's almost like you don't want to be able to fly our still around as the squadron hack.
>>34427092That's what airplane graveyards are for anon.