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    44 KB A fun game for /tg/ Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)00:19 No.3438417  
    Lets play a game TG!

    You wake up, it is pitch black. You have no memory of what has transpired before you slept... there are sounds of gunfire outside. Occasionally the light that lines the left blackness turns red or blue from something.

    Items on you: Nothing, your need in your sleep.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)00:20 No.3438426
    Grope blindly in the darkness. Feel yourself up to determine gender, basic build, and any injuries.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)00:21 No.3438429
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    Solve the Final Question.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)00:21 No.3438433
    This best not end in rape.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)00:21 No.3438435
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)00:21 No.3438436
    am i still tired? if so go to sleep

    if not get up
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)00:22 No.3438446
    Clap, just in case the lights are clappers.

    Consider whether or not I really want to get up with gunshots going on.
    >> Name is now The Tragic Epic to avoid confusion of posters The Tragic Epic 01/18/09(Sun)00:23 No.3438458
    You feel female organs with a muscular build. You are not injured. There is no rape, you have not been violated. You consider your muscles and accept that anyone stupid enough to pull off the Sergal in the Dark thing would be ball-less in seconds. You are not tired.

    ((((Name is now The Tragic Epic to avoid confusion of posters)))
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)00:24 No.3438463
    Try to find a switch by searching your surroundings with touch.

    Alternatively, hug Tom.
    >> The Tragic Epic 01/18/09(Sun)00:24 No.3438465
    (my way of saying, no, not a rape-fic)
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)00:25 No.3438474
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)00:25 No.3438479
    .... a METAL box?
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)00:27 No.3438493
    grope around, try to find light. worse comes to worse the red and blue flashes should give you something.

    check for clothing.
    check for anything on ground/etc. that can be used as makeshift weapon.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)00:27 No.3438497
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)00:29 No.3438508
    Turn on the fucking lights.
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    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)00:30 No.3438516
    Light a fire with the fury of your muscular vagina.
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    >> The Tragic Epic 01/18/09(Sun)00:31 No.3438523
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    You clap a few times, lights do not come on. You feel around and stumble across something... items are knocked off a surface with several thumps and clangs.... light suddenly, partially, illuminates the area...
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)00:32 No.3438531
    That's a door. DO NOT OPEN. Feel around it for a light switch.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)00:32 No.3438535
    Inb4 it's a dorf lass
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)00:32 No.3438542
    Now that we have light, look around the area and then examine the items that fell from... something.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)00:34 No.3438552
    I pick up the glowing object to look for a light switch.
    >> The Tragic Epic 01/18/09(Sun)00:38 No.3438582
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    As your eyes adjust to the light, you can clearly see the alarm clack lighting something.... as well as being able to some-what see the immediate surroundings.

    You feel around and find a book, and a plastic rectangle. Both on a cold, hard, rectangular surface. Asides this surface, your two items, and the bed. Nothing else appears to be lit at the moment...

    So you apparently pick up the glowing alarm clock to use it for a light... suddenly, there is a tug, and the light goes out! You just unplugged the item! You stumble over something hard! You are now closer to the door. The 'fighting' outside, continues.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)00:40 No.3438602
    Fuck it, open the door, walk outside, naked.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)00:43 No.3438627
    examine the plastic rectangle. is it bigger or smaller than the book?
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)00:43 No.3438632
    Go to the door, take a quick look, try to stay unnoticed. Don't open it until you believe it's safe outside
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)00:44 No.3438635
    No, stop being retarded.
    Feel around the door for a light switch.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)00:45 No.3438641
    DO IT
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)00:46 No.3438648
    Methodically feel for a light plug, being careful to keep from destroying anything
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)00:47 No.3438663

    in hoping it's a dorf lass.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)00:48 No.3438678
    Assuming plastic rectangle is like a credit card or summat. Iunno, what else would I keep on my bedstand.

    Uhh, look for lamp I suppose. It's probably plugged into the same place the alarm clock was.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)00:49 No.3438684
    Feel about for a light switch.
    >> The Tragic Epic 01/18/09(Sun)00:55 No.3438750
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    You stumble over another, hard thing, it swivles around away from your push...it does not budge from it's center. Parts of it are padded... you eventually reach the door and have a massive self-conflicting debate on opening said door... in the end.... you find no door handle! You look for a light-switch now... one is nearby...-click-

    You step back a bit to view the surroundings near the DOOR, the bed and night-stand behind you. You see the chair you fell over... the door... the switch... some sort of electronics on the wall!
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)00:57 No.3438770
    pocket everything you can, try to activate the screen
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)00:58 No.3438785
    Try to find find a reflecting surface to see your reflection then activate the screen.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)01:02 No.3438814
    Find a mirror.
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    -because I am to lazy to draw a worth a shit character-

    You find a reflective surface and find a hard, chiseled, face of a military officer staring back at you. Your orange hair is cropped short, and your brown eyes stare hard back at you...

    The computer monitor turns on with ease. It begins the boot-up process and eventually loads to the desk top...
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)01:15 No.3438926
    open PORN folder
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)01:16 No.3438940
    >skull, Cult, "Inq"

    Oooh nooo!

    Open "MISSION!" Cause we've got a MISSION to do!
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)01:16 No.3438941
    open Porn folder!
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)01:16 No.3438942
    Open the PORN folder first

    Then MISSION, CULT and FAMILY, in this exact order.
    >> The Tragic Epic 01/18/09(Sun)01:17 No.3438949
    OP here, lots of doodles to do. Be patient!))
    >> The Tragic Epic 01/18/09(Sun)01:20 No.3438973
    You know what? I actually don't want to do this. Everyone go away and let this thread fall off the edge of page 10.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)01:23 No.3438997
    Not sure if OP...
    >> The Tragic Epic 01/18/09(Sun)01:26 No.3439022
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    Faker... not funny))

    Your porn folder loads up... however, shortly after... boop... the machine dies.

    You hear the battle outside cease a few minutes later.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)01:29 No.3439051
    Curse the malfunctioning machine with the worst blasphemes I can manage.
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    Alright, whatever. See if the door is unlocked. If not, try to peek under the door.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)01:32 No.3439086
    Turn the computer back on, open the Missions folder this time.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)01:33 No.3439103
    Rape tom.
    >> EXTREME HERESY Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)01:36 No.3439135
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    Computer fails to turn back on... apparently the porn folder was a trap.

    The door seems to be spaced enough that light and motion from the other side comes through, muffled sounds of people walking and talking....

    The door seems to open by a key-card slot, with no handle to be seen here.
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    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)01:41 No.3439183
    Search myself for card, and other items. If not found, search the room. THOROUGHLY! I mean, bust out the latex gloves, things are gonna get personal LAX Airport Security kinda search.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)01:42 No.3439193
    The thing next to the floor is a power plug or some buttons?

    Look around, see if you can find ANYTHING AT ALL. Look for cracks, scattered items, anything that might be useful. If you just can't find something to use, try to listen closely to the voices outside the door.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)01:43 No.3439205
    I was the first to request it. :D
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)01:50 No.3439248
    Fuck. IT's the eight point star of Chaos... We're fucking Cultists!

    Commit suicide! Immediately! With anything at hand! Better dead then... Chaos...?
    >> The Tragic Epic 01/18/09(Sun)01:56 No.3439290
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    After trying the card you had picked up earlier... the door fails to open... as you thought in previous posts, you decided to look for any items in the room...

    You find, and remember upon seeing, these items:
    - A laspistol with one clip hot, and two spares.
    -A smoke grenade.
    -A broken Inquisitorial Rosette.
    -A chaos slaaneshi cultist necklace, made of cheap plastic.
    -A photo of you and someone else, any markings to show who they were has been burned off.
    -2x plastic cards, one of which has already not worked.
    -A functional Dildo-Vibrator
    -KP15 Rations for three days IF consumed in minute quantities a day.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)02:04 No.3439332
    Throw away the dildo. Won't be needing it where we're going. Pocket both necklaces, smoke grenade, and the ration. Equip Laspistol to holster. If not holster is equipped, then hold pistol in hand and pocket spare mags.

    Stare at photo and determine if it brings back any memories...
    >> The Tragic Epic 01/18/09(Sun)02:06 No.3439351
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    suddenly you hear loud footsteps
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    No memories are brought up, though you feel that you may one day remember!

    The dildo explodes off in the other side of the room where you had discarded it. It was a trap.

    (other post is not me)
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)02:09 No.3439378
    Faker, get out.
    >> The Tragic Epic 01/18/09(Sun)02:09 No.3439381
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    oh god now that person (or people) are knocking on the door. do you answer it? goddamn they knock angrily why are they hitting the door so hard they are going to break it at this rate
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)02:10 No.3439387
    Gah! Lucky we got rid of it! See if the explosion made any openings!
    >> The Tragic Epic 01/18/09(Sun)02:10 No.3439390

    People can compare your style to my style and tell the difference right out. Stop it now.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)02:15 No.3439427
    Also! Pocket photo.

    I'm noticing a pattern... You punish us whenever we do perverted things... Would you have killed the character if we had demanded we masturbate with it? An exploading dildo in the vagoo can't be healthy...
    >> The Tragic Epic 01/18/09(Sun)02:16 No.3439433
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    I'm sure I dont want to see what behind the door?
    >> The Tragic Epic 01/18/09(Sun)02:18 No.3439458
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    The explosion did indeed make an opening! Two shadowy figures loom in the smoke... they are turning around to face you... you can't quite make them out for a moment...

    Do you open fire? Or, like they appear to be doing, wait until the smoke clears, to see who they are? Or something else?

    (also: No, I'm perverted as heck, but I have a scenario your in, its just how it is :) even if I would of loved to draw some badly drawn porn again.)
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)02:18 No.3439462
    When will you people learn to use tripcodes when doing crap like this -.-
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)02:19 No.3439477
    Draw Laspistol. Take cover behind the chair, and wait until the smoke clears. Aim for the largest of the two first. Do not fire unless they fire first...
    >> The Tragic Epic !SQQBrvzVTI 01/18/09(Sun)02:21 No.3439495
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    OP here, trip-coded.

    Smoke is still clearing...
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)02:23 No.3439517
    One of them is definately holding a rifle. I switch targets to aim at him/her. Do I know my allegiance? Am I Imperial of Chaos Filth?
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)02:24 No.3439525
    That should read Imperial OR Chaos Filth.
    >> The Tragic Epic !SQQBrvzVTI 01/18/09(Sun)02:28 No.3439558
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    You do not know your allegiance... up until this point, there has been items and hints at both sides. You are entirely unsure of which... now is the time to choose the side you believe to be correct... as the smoke clears...

    Two Chaos Cultists appear, with their weapons ready but not aimed. They seem to be staring at the gaping hole into your room. Beyond them is a wide open door.
    >> The Tragic Epic !SQQBrvzVTI 01/18/09(Sun)02:29 No.3439564
    Oh and do not expect great figures from me. To do it at any pace acceptable for this little game means rough, out of proportion sometimes, or stick figures))
    >> Major Maxillary !!eorO1kqUwyR 01/18/09(Sun)02:30 No.3439568
    masturbate. right now.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)02:31 No.3439577
    Part of me wants to yell, "For the Emperor!" and open fire...

    But... Part of me wants to see if they recognize me.

    I stand up fully, Laspistol in one hand at the ready but not aimed. I say, "What's all the commotion about?" My other hand, reaches for the Smoke Grenade....
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)02:33 No.3439589
    It's acceptable. We can't ALL be Ruby Quest. :P Do not fret about it...
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)02:33 No.3439591
    Since there's cultists here now, we'll go along with them. If we're suddenly outnumbered by Imperials, then we'll ally with them. THIS PLAN COULD NOT POSSIBLY BACKFIRE.
    >> The Tragic Epic !SQQBrvzVTI 01/18/09(Sun)02:42 No.3439700
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    One of the cultists does indeed recognize you and waves his hand up in a 'don't shoot friendly' like wave... then both salute...

    One that waved speaks, "Mistress Commander! Your battleship has been boarded by Storm Troopers. We have them contained some-what. Give the order and we will waste their planet from orbit; if you believe our forces can not deal with these boarding parties. Our Dark Priests confirm that the weapons are ready to bare to raze the hive planet Bernartis to the ground in the name of the Gods! Though most the population escaped, at least a billion are still present."

    The other added, timidly, "Mistress Commander...choose wisely... we may not need to do this if the Imperium's Storm Troopers can be repelled..."

    The other barked back at his companion, "If we don't then we can not hurt them during this loss!"
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)02:45 No.3439724

    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)02:45 No.3439730
    Which Chaos God do we serve?
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)02:46 No.3439741
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)02:46 No.3439742
    Imperial Storm Troopers, eh?

    "Leave the planet be. We'll deal with these Loyalist Scum, and make them regret setting foot on our vessel. Lead me to where armory. I must procure more appropriate wargear..."
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)02:47 No.3439756
    Slaaneshi, obviously...
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)02:48 No.3439765
    Goddamn, this shit sucks
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)02:49 No.3439777

    All of them.

    Or all of them but Nurgle.

    Also, fight off the stormtroopers.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)02:50 No.3439783
    That's funny... I said the exact same thing to your mother this morning when she tried to serve me breakfast in bed...
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)02:52 No.3439808
    Exploding dildo? No. Obviously, we are for Khorne.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)02:53 No.3439813
    Who knows? Maybe our Vagoos are biogenetically enhanced to withstand explosions? That's some Slaaneshi shit right there...
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)02:59 No.3439867
    >> The Tragic Epic !SQQBrvzVTI 01/18/09(Sun)02:59 No.3439870
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    You ask them to take you to the armory so you can gear up... they agree, but insist on a long winding detour away from the main corridors. Past several bulk-heads that have been sealed, with alarms blaring on a constant basis...

    The two cultists keep behind you at all times, they smell clean, and are wearing woods at all time. The few times you had the moment to fully look at them, Their weapons are standard pattern Lascarbines. Their outfitting is generic flak armor, makeshift and improvised from bits and pieces, as well as fabric.]

    Their markings bare no specific god, asides the 8 pointed star.

    You are now lost as to where you are, after the 50th turn.
    >> The Tragic Epic !SQQBrvzVTI 01/18/09(Sun)03:00 No.3439884
    Forgot a paragraph I had typed up:

    You ordered forces to repel the Imperium Troops over the nearest communique system on the way, the long, painfully winding, walk to the armory.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)03:01 No.3439898

    Chaos Undivided clearly. They mentioned Dark Priests as well. Perhaps connected to the Word Bearers in some way.

    I turn to the two cultists and ask if they know the quickest way back to the ship.
    >> The Tragic Epic !SQQBrvzVTI 01/18/09(Sun)03:02 No.3439913

    LOL...wearing woods... hehe... I crack myself up.))
    >> Major Maxillary !!eorO1kqUwyR 01/18/09(Sun)03:03 No.3439926

    get upset and demand to know where the pigfucking armoury is. tell the timid dude to lead the way.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)03:04 No.3439928

    Scratch that last part, I meant to say ask if we are any closer to the ship.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)03:07 No.3439961
    We're on the ship, obviously...

    Personally, I say we continue onto the armory to gear up for the assault on the boarding party.

    "Do you know if there are any Adeptus Astartes with the boarding party?" We ask, silently wondering if there are any Chaos Space Marines under my command...

    What's the word for Chaos Space Marine? Just... Chaos Adeptus Astartes?
    >> The Tragic Epic !SQQBrvzVTI 01/18/09(Sun)03:11 No.3439985
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    The timid guy leads ahead, his matte-black weapon with its dull gray bits gleaming in the light...

    The timid one goes to speak, "Well, uh...no Adeptus Astartes in our boarding party."
    The domineering one in the back speaks up, "No ma'am. Neither force has any serious back-up. At this moment it is just a clean-up, bulk-head to bulk-head operation."
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)03:12 No.3439996
    >wearing woods at all time
    Fuck them both so that their minds are clearer for the upcoming battle.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)03:13 No.3440003
    Traitor Astartes
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)03:14 No.3440006

    "Mop up operations? Our favorite..." As we speak, we ready our weapon in case of action. Seriously, when are we getting to the armory? :P
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)03:20 No.3440058
    Ahh... Kinky. Thanks!

    Also, declare that the timid one is now named Tom. Hug him. The other one is... Bill. Those are their names now. They better get used to them...
    >> The Tragic Epic !SQQBrvzVTI 01/18/09(Sun)03:25 No.3440104
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    You declare the timid one to be named Tom, then you hug him... you can clearly see his very clean shaven face, and his lovely Lascarbine with the Aquila on it...that is, if you are paying attention...

    Bob: "Enough, keep moving, the Armory is just ahead."
    Tom breaks away and turns the corner, feeling really regretful...
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)03:27 No.3440119
    Do the time warp.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)03:28 No.3440134
    lol I was almost tempted to do "Rape Tom," but I didn't... For now. :P

    Anyways, turn corner, keeping an eye out for danger, as always...
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)03:31 No.3440160
    Clean shaven face... Lascarbine with the Aquila, probably clean too... If I didn't know better, I'd say they are Imperials disguising themselves as Cultists...

    Make Bill walk in front of us as well, to keep an eye on the both of thems...
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    Bill, not as stupid as Tom, held back, insisting on holding the rear line... Tom turned the corner completely...

    The hallway echoed with the rumpling of a heavy bolter. It tore through Tom, his head first, the rest of the body was soon to follow. The explosive rounds ripped his carcass to pieces, spraying the room with gore and shrapnel that was once bone and armor.

    Bob brings his lasgun up behind you to take aim on you.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)03:38 No.3440230
    Fling your foot back and jack him in the groin, stealing his gun.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)03:41 No.3440261
    A trap! We knew it! EVASIVE ACTIONS! Blah. He has the drop on us, in a corridor with no cover and a heavy bolter team covering the corner...

    Oh, fuck it. Perform a move straight from the Matrix or Max Payne. Dive backwards, arcing our back so that we're kinda sorta facing backwards. Hope that by this time, Bob's aim is high and over you, while shooting with our Laspistol.

    Or, if he's too close for such a maneuver, attempt to turn and knock the carbine away, while jamming the pistol up under his chin.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)03:46 No.3440314
    Flash rosette at Bill.

    Laugh nervously.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)03:48 No.3440336
    That might work too! Whichever path ensures victory!
    >> The Tragic Epic !SQQBrvzVTI 01/18/09(Sun)03:49 No.3440345
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    The matrixy move does the trick... your back flip and pistol maneuver allows you to get the killing shot... but what good will it do you? From toward the heavy bolter, you hear a hiss-thump of power armor... and booming voices over external exo-comms praising the Emperor's name.

    Behind you is another hall that is labeled ESCAPE PODS... and another hall that heads back the way you came, into who knows where...
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)03:51 No.3440360
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)03:51 No.3440367
    Steal his armor and shoot down the fucking wall. I am not taking one of those fucking paths. I make my own.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)03:52 No.3440375
    Drag out Rosette. We are of the Inquisition. The Holiest of the Emperor's agents...


    If we do flee, make sure to scoop up his Lascarbine, and any visible grenades or spare mags, and pocket them, as well as our Laspistol...
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)03:54 No.3440393
    Ok guys lets all agree on one path...
    REASON first...
    Marines just shot down a cultist. Theres never fewer than one cultist. You are dressed in a non authorative way in a combat zone. Marines do not like Inquisitors as much, they see through their BS. Thus, we will likely be shot first!

    If we flee back, we're doomed. No idea where we are going.

    Bust a wall down might do nothing, or, since we are close enough to see escape pods...might expose us to space...

    I vote we take everything off the dead imperial spy, and run for the pods. Atleast underneath our ship, is a hive city in which to hide or find air.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)03:56 No.3440408
    Breathing is for pussies.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)04:00 No.3440439
    Drop to the surface.
    Go to Hive.
    Flash Rosette.
    Corrupt hive for Slaanesh.
    Take world.
    Ascend to Demonhood.
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)04:04 No.3440474
    I agree with this. Let's loot what we can from the dead spy, then hit up the escape pods.
    >> Hal_Turnip !B5waQe4qTs 01/18/09(Sun)04:06 No.3440489
    No! Can't you see the escape pods are another trap?!
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)04:06 No.3440498
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)04:07 No.3440503
    Traps traps everywhere are traps!

    It's better then dealing with the Space Marines!
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)04:07 No.3440508
    Shut up.
    >> The Tragic Epic !SQQBrvzVTI 01/18/09(Sun)04:09 No.3440519
    OP here, won't be drawing more for tonight. 3AM and aboot to pass out after to little rest...so.

    You have looted the guardsman: On him you find a series of photos of you while you were commanding the ship, eating, showering, and pleasuring. Apparently you took part in cultist activities too. From him you also gain the carbine, fourteen clips of ammunition, body armor bits, a cloak, imperial guard credentials hidden away, two weeks of rations, five grenades, and one sliver of demolition stick (enough to blow a support pillar or a wall down)... You barely loot the body before the marines decide to come into the hallway. By then, you have reached the corner to hidden safety...well on your way to the escape pods... you reach them and eject into the cold, darkness of space... heading towards the hive planet.

    (sorry to rail-road near the end...tomorrow when I pick up, it will be much better! and all this equipment will carry over... so look for it)
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)04:11 No.3440540
    >> Anonymous 01/18/09(Sun)04:26 No.3440643
    Why screencap, when we can archive?
    >> The Scribe 01/18/09(Sun)04:29 No.3440664
    in my fanfic all inferior races are destroyed

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