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    20 KB The Somewhat Disturbing Adventures of Joan Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/17/09(Sat)16:03 No.3434449  
    Continued from >>3432282

    Joan was born. Then her life sucked a lot. Then she had unwholesome experiences, including a severed but living penis, the demise of her paper hat, the unnatural transformation of her delicious flat chest into massive mammaries and the evil box-stealing asscheek-robot.

    Chasing the robot through an ominous portal (a door), she entered a hallway of most homogenous design.

    She is there still, as the hallway is very long, but with her new, sturdy helmet and excessively limited clothing, she must press on and recover her beloved box, even though her life still sucks and the box is wholly unlikely to change the fact!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:04 No.3434463
    use tape to give tits support.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:05 No.3434469
    What is this crap.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:05 No.3434473
    Ductape bra FTW
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:05 No.3434478
    After that robot! Down the hall dammit!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:08 No.3434499
    Your sage is ineffective against the bumping of many anons!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:08 No.3434503
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:09 No.3434513
    Do something please
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:10 No.3434518
    Find a job while you chase! Make your life suck less!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:10 No.3434519
    Touch wall
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:10 No.3434523
    Run down the corridor.

    One hand on breasts to stop the sweet sweet pain and the other on the helmet to stop it dropping over our eyes.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:11 No.3434525
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:11 No.3434531
    Now that she's older slick!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:11 No.3434532
    this please
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:15 No.3434548
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:15 No.3434550
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:16 No.3434551
    Look around.

    Attempt to find more details.

    How hungery are we?

    Oh and thirsty?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:16 No.3434553
    oh yeah, or ABS
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:16 No.3434557
    use new tits to get money and buy stuff to make your life suck less
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:17 No.3434568
    No time, man! Our box!
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/17/09(Sat)16:19 No.3434581
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    As Joan is no designer of brassieres, she decides to avoid wasting perfectly good duct tape and instead continues down the hallway.

    Eventually she reaches the darkness.

    The darkness is sucking all the light from the hallway and it is entirely impossible to discern any shapes or forms. The air beyond the shadow oozes coldness.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:21 No.3434593
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:21 No.3434594
    I say touch the darkness.

    Unless something better happens.

    Maybe a cat will appear.

    I like cats. Does Joan?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:21 No.3434597
    Walk into darkness with arms outstrecthed like a zombie
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:21 No.3434600
    What have we got to lose?! Our life sucks! Into the darkness! Our box, dammit, our precious light-emitting box!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:22 No.3434602
    Look for rock.
    If rock is found, throw rock at darkness.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:22 No.3434605

    Throw something as hard as we can into the darkness. Something small and hard enough to make a noise when it hits something.

    The perhaps try rolling something into it...
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:22 No.3434606
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:23 No.3434611
    in b4 Magic Missle
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:23 No.3434613

    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:27 No.3434636
    Throw darkness at the rock.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:27 No.3434640
    shout hello
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/17/09(Sat)16:29 No.3434651
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    With nothing to spare for a primitive probe, your only choice aside from retreating is to grope your way through the chilling, blinding shadow. However, in a relatively short time you see something in the undetermined distance.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:30 No.3434660
    It's an eyeball.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:30 No.3434666
    Lick the strange symbol
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:31 No.3434668

    Button for a lift / elevator?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:31 No.3434673
    Go up to the light.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:32 No.3434675
    I'd recognise those helmet-lights anywhere.

    Start running. And try not to jiggle too much.
    >> Tyler Duskbladestar 01/17/09(Sat)16:32 No.3434680
    show ur tits
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:33 No.3434682
    Go with this guess, push lower circle and hope it goes to a ground floor with an exit.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:33 No.3434683
    Lazy Drawfag is Lazy
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:33 No.3434688
    No! We may be eaten by a Grue!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:33 No.3434691
    Let the eyeball say hello to you... in japanese.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:34 No.3434702
    press button press button
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:35 No.3434708


    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:36 No.3434717
    Press Button.

    with bit of duct tape.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:36 No.3434723
    Way to spoil it for the ignorant.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:37 No.3434725
    Touch Yourself
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:37 No.3434726

    Looks like the buttons to work an Elevator.

    Press the buttons, try and call it to where you are.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/17/09(Sat)16:38 No.3434740
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    Before you can get the feeble source of light to a licking distance, you feel something fluffy and see a glimpse of something unnerving being partially illuminated.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:39 No.3434746
    SPOILERS: It's Faptau.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:40 No.3434750

    Faptau and a Sergal?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:40 No.3434757

    oh god
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:40 No.3434758

    Stay very still. Don't move, hold your breath. That thing looks furry and I think it has teeth. Let it go past before trying to work the Elevator.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:40 No.3434761
    Headbutt it. Hard.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:41 No.3434762
    rub yourself on the fur
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:41 No.3434768
    Touch fluffy thing.

    Come on, it's fluffy
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:43 No.3434784

    Feel the fluffy thing. Try and see how big it is and if it's alive or not.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:43 No.3434789
    Charge it! Never give up! Fight it.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:43 No.3434794
    hug the creature
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:43 No.3434796

    Hey, I was gonna say that! Time to prove our helmet's not just for show.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:45 No.3434811
    I'm all for pressing against corridor wall for a second to see if it moves. If it does, hope it doesn't notice us. If it stays there, headbutt helmet charge!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:45 No.3434814
    Don't attack it, for all we know it's finally some clothes.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:45 No.3434815
    Combine these two. Bullcharge it.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:45 No.3434816
    I'm telling you, it's a fucking grue.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:46 No.3434821

    Fight it with what? Try and beat the thing to death with our new cleavage?

    Stop being stupid, Anon.

    Just hide and let it go past.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:46 No.3434824
    Once done headbutting the furry thing, poke or punch the top round weird light.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/17/09(Sat)16:46 No.3434826
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    You stay very still and hold your breath. You feel a breeze of warm and moist air on your face.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:47 No.3434842
    DON'T RUN. Running makes predators know you're prey. Which is bad.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:47 No.3434843
    Okay, yeah, it's scary. I think it's headbuttan tiem.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:48 No.3434846

    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:48 No.3434852
    punch it
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:48 No.3434854
    Can't be. Grue only exist where there is no light.
    The Tau's helmet is providing illumination, hence there are no Grue. If the Tau were to leave however...
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:48 No.3434855
    Await the end of your miserable life
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:48 No.3434857

    Get ready to run if it finds us.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:48 No.3434860
    I seriously don't think that Joan is going to win any fights against anything that honestly wants her dead.

    She has a tube top, a tube buttom, and a plastic helmet, and just get massive tits.

    Don't fucking headbutt, if Joan is going to attack the thing, she would take off her helmet and duct tape roll and use the "helmet" as a shield and the duct tape as a secondary shield.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:48 No.3434862
    screw running, wrestle the grue.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:51 No.3434885
    hold fucking position.

    We are boned or we are not boned.

    The desicion is not up to Joan.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:51 No.3434896
    >We are boned or we are not boned.

    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:53 No.3434907
    Ask if there's anyone in the darkness who can hear her - and if its willing to help me make sense of WTF is going on
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/17/09(Sat)16:53 No.3434908
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    You hold onto your helmet and headbutt the thing.
    Before you have time to regret it, you feel a great amount of pain as well as the loss of contact with the floor of the hallway.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:53 No.3434912
    Grue do not exist where there is any illumination. Hence, it is not a Grue.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:53 No.3434914

    I, for example, am boned.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:54 No.3434918
    Joan has no chance of beating anything in a fight. But it's not doing anything so maybe it's asleep. Slowly move past it and check out that light.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:54 No.3434920
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    Fucking railroader.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:54 No.3434927

    Well, we're dead. Wonderful.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:54 No.3434929
    You people are ridiculous.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:55 No.3434937

    Oh God! What's going on?!?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:56 No.3434953
    Cry out "Help me" to the other glowy thing.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:57 No.3434967
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:58 No.3434969
    >Get your tits out
    >Get your tits out
    >Get your tits out
    >Get your tits out
    >Get your tits out
    >Get your tits out
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:00 No.3434996

    Worth a try.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:01 No.3435011
    Scream. Yell. Panic.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/17/09(Sat)17:03 No.3435033
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    Your cries of help go unanswered.

    You do, however, feel something heavy hold you down and something elongated forcing its way into a part of your body which you would rather leave untouched.

    Pain ensues. The thing seems to consider the situation hilarious.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:03 No.3435041
    "Halp! Halp!"
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:05 No.3435058
    Oh shit, we're fucked. I guess all we can do is wait for an opportunity to escape?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:05 No.3435060
    compliment it on its size and girth and ask that it turn the lights on - that you prefer doing it with the lights on
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:05 No.3435061
    Start enjoying it.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:05 No.3435063
    I... I feel so traumatized. Why are you doing this to us, you... you DOUBLE FAGGOT
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:05 No.3435066

    fucking called it
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:05 No.3435067
    You hear a sound coming from the light source.
    As far as you can tell, it sounds like:
    "Fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap...."
    >> ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐ !!8PTxtwuRRBj 01/17/09(Sat)17:05 No.3435068
    Get your tits out already.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:05 No.3435069
    Oh God what....
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:05 No.3435070
    Oh, monsterrape. Why can we not see you.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:07 No.3435090

    "Get that Q tip out of my ear!"
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:08 No.3435094
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:09 No.3435101
    Something is picking our nose?
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/17/09(Sat)17:10 No.3435108
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    From time to time you can feel a glimpse of unwholesome things, but for the most part your consciousness mercifully evades you.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:11 No.3435120

    Grue attack!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:12 No.3435124

    Throw shit at it and tell it to fucking stop.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:12 No.3435125
    Lie still and placid. Let it finish what it's doing. Don't make it angry, once it's done hopefully it'll move on and we can try to recover.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:13 No.3435138
    Gentlemen, what the fuck are you doing.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:13 No.3435139

    Great, now we can't see anything at all.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:15 No.3435161

    Wait and see what happens. It's not like it could get any worse at this point, I mean... we're fucked both literally and figuratively.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:17 No.3435175
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    rape rape rape lalalala
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:18 No.3435181

    Curl up into a ball and weep for your lost innocence.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:19 No.3435191
    poor Joan :(
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:20 No.3435201
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    Bad End
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:20 No.3435206
    Yep we cause shitstorms over collective stories that try to have plot but when we get one that is just depraved porn we shut up and post suggestions.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:21 No.3435215
    Try to resist that thing that is touching me.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:22 No.3435223
    Is it just me or does he look like Michael Palin with black makeup and a fake beard.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:23 No.3435232
    Wow. This took a turn for the worst since I was last here.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:23 No.3435234
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    Dis thread.
    >> 01/17/09(Sat)17:23 No.3435239
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    I'd be utterly disgusted at /tg/ myself if I didn't have rape fantasies.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:24 No.3435240

    >that is just depraved porn

    This is nothing like porn, depraved or not. Nothing has been shown or graphically described.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:24 No.3435249
    sage for rape fic
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:27 No.3435267

    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:27 No.3435272

    It's been implied as fuck.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/17/09(Sat)17:28 No.3435274
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    Your consciousness decides that you've had enough mercy already and unforgivingly returns you to the harsh reality.

    You find yourself sore in an elevator, all your belongings gone except for a few pieces of duct tape covering your violated form.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:28 No.3435277
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    So, did she die.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:29 No.3435279

    Implied, yes, but nothing has been shown. There's been no pictures of sex or nudit-



    Get the hell up and find some clothes ASAP. No time for tears, we've got a job to do.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:29 No.3435281
    Get this off the front page. It is a disgrace.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:30 No.3435286
    Is this all some weird metaphor for life, how it gets uncomfortable and has dark times, and then you get raped by Luck?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:30 No.3435290

    I lol'd.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:30 No.3435292
    Rip the duct tape off all parts
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:30 No.3435293
    OK guys, no more fighting. Even with her helmet, Joan cannot win.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:30 No.3435294
    Our hat is gone? Nooooo! Leave room in search of new a possibly better hat!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:31 No.3435296

    So it WAS a Sergal after all, fancy that. Now pull yourself together and take the elevator up.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:31 No.3435298
    B'awww some more!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:31 No.3435299

    Press the up elevator button.

    Mourn the loss of our hat.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:32 No.3435305
    See if she can figure out what floor she's on.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:32 No.3435306
    Suicide... Also, look closer at markings on the wall. See who or what raped me...
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:32 No.3435309
    Salvage tape from breasts
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:32 No.3435311
    The Tau was an elevator all along?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:32 No.3435312
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:33 No.3435314
    Thread sucks, was cool for a while but this is just bull-shit.

    In fact, this really broke my spirit. I don't think I'm coming back to /tg/.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:33 No.3435316
    Hit the elevator button up and cry some.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:34 No.3435317
    Seriously, find something to wear. If there's one of those things wandering around then there might be more. Prancing about wearing a few bits of duct-tape is only going to encourage more rape.

    You...might want to clean any blood and Sergal-semen out of yourself as well. The duct tape over your cunt is going to stop you pissing.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:34 No.3435319
    Check for serious injuries
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:34 No.3435321
    Thread failed.

    Kill yourself.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:34 No.3435323
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    Well, that's me out. Enjoy your thread, gentlemen.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:38 No.3435344
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    Next up: vore
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:40 No.3435354
    Made me feel sick to my stomach. You disgust me, OP.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:40 No.3435355
    I feel so violated... check for damage, assess the room, figure out where we are and how we're doing.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:42 No.3435367
    No. Just No.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/17/09(Sat)17:42 No.3435368
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    Walking isn't as easy and painless as your memory insists.

    There are no clothes to be seen, but you can, through a haze, hear sounds of fighting; small explosions, shrieks and other related clatter. The source is not visible.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:43 No.3435374
    See what ruby got us? This sort of shit. Saging all "collective games" on sight now to keep this shit from happening again.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:43 No.3435376
    ITT: A single double-faggot manages to make all of /tg/ uncomfortable.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:43 No.3435377
    Schlick to the memory of being raped
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:44 No.3435385
    Work on walking TOWARDS the fighting. There may be dead you can loot clothing/weapons from...
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:45 No.3435387
    >Saging all "collective games" on sight now to keep this shit from happening again.

    That's going to help.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:45 No.3435389
    you sage fags don't have to look at the thread. You could always look at something else.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:45 No.3435392

    Slowly make your way to the sound of fighting. Don't let yourself get spotted.

    This started off very strongly then went sharply downhill. Let's see if it can improve again.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:46 No.3435398
    lol hundred bumps per sage
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/17/09(Sat)17:46 No.3435402
    I don't know if this is a great success or the exact opposite of it.

    Also, it would appear to me that you lot would've preferred more RAILROADAN, as it would've most reliably denied the chance for rape.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:47 No.3435404

    >ITT: A single double-faggot manages to make a handful of squeamish people uncomfortable.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:47 No.3435405
    I don't think /tg/ was meant to be "HALP WITH MY POORLY DRAWN RAPE FIC LAWL!". I'm going to make it a pain in the ass for them to try and do it.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:48 No.3435413
    >ITT: A single butthurt moralfag seeks to speak for all of /tg/.

    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:48 No.3435416
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    Do go on.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:49 No.3435418
    bump just to piss you off.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:49 No.3435419
    Did People not read the damn title?
    >The Somewht Disturbing dventures of Joan
    I expected this shit for some reason
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:49 No.3435422

    People decided to make the idiotic decision to headbutt a monster in the dark, suffered consequences they dislike, and now sagebomb the thread accordingly. Wonderful.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:50 No.3435424
    Heh, thread went exactly the way drawfag predicted in previous thread.

    Good old 4chan. Always predictable.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:50 No.3435428
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    don't you dare fucking start with that goddamn moralfag bullshit I swear to god.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:50 No.3435429
    sage some more dickheads, I'm ageing this.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:50 No.3435432
    sage for poorly drawn rapefic some faggot (singular, he's not intense enough to be a REAL double faggot) decided to try to make into an "adventure" since ruby's been proven acceptable. Sir singlefaggot, you are no weaver, that's for fucking sure.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:50 No.3435433
    I don't really like this thread, but you are overeacting. It involved rape, but was described in no real detail. Noone could possibly have gotten off over it. Although OP should place some conveniant clothes. That is kind of awkward.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:50 No.3435436
    Fucking retarded Sagefags, just close the thread and it won't matter to you anymore.

    Also, Age to piss you off.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:51 No.3435441
    Bump for, as recommended, try sneaking to somewhere safely, without attracting any possible attention.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:51 No.3435442
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    >on 4chan
    >disgusted by rape
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:52 No.3435449
    Clearly he likes his dickgirls doing it consensually
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:52 No.3435451
    This is so hot, but you seriously need to show the next rapescene.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:53 No.3435453
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    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:53 No.3435456
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:53 No.3435458

    Sagefags don't care about the quality of /tg/. They just use that as an excuse to pointlessly troll things they dislike.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:53 No.3435461
    You don't understand. this is 4chan. half of everybody on this website can't understand the concept of free will and simply just ignore some shit.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:54 No.3435467

    She was facing a Sergal with only a torn shirt, a plastic sphere helmet and some duct tape, so there wasn't much we could have said to prevent her from being raped in that situation.

    Now, you putting one in there in the first place is a whole different matter...
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:54 No.3435468
    The fact the the sagefag insists that /tg/ as a whole is somehow above such things when, in fact, it never has been screams of moralfaggotry. So yeah, s/he's a moralfag.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:54 No.3435469
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:55 No.3435477
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    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:56 No.3435484
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:56 No.3435485
    Y'know what? Mods and torpedoes be damned, i'll risk the ban.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:56 No.3435486
    Please just ignore the sage fags. Saging doesn't do anything if you don't respond.

    OP, walk toward the sounds of fighting.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:56 No.3435487
    And you don't seem to care about the quality here. If you want poorly written rape fics go somewhere else.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:56 No.3435491
    You couldn't see it. It was mentioned briefly. That's what you get for being retarded. We should try not to do it again.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:57 No.3435495
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:57 No.3435496
    this topic's reaction is probably how Joan feels towards the whole thing.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:57 No.3435497

    If you don't like it, hide the thread and go back to reading one of your twenty D&D threads or your thirty 40K ones.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:58 No.3435499
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:58 No.3435502
    But if you ignore sagefags, they get louder and louder until they get a response.

    They're like attention starved children. You can't do that to them.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:58 No.3435507
    >rape fics
    Oh fuck this, have you guys never read an actual rape fic? Does the mere mention, hint, of it make it a rape fic for you?

    I don't even like this thread and I'm going to bump it just to piss you off for using that term wrongly.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)17:59 No.3435508
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)18:00 No.3435515

    If you respond, you yell with them. You drown out the thread with your bickering. If you argue with a sagefage, you are saging too.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)18:01 No.3435525
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)18:01 No.3435526

    At no point did I say that I wanted "poorly written rapefics".

    It's a general rule. Sagebombing a thread does nothing. If you genuinely care about the quality of /tg/, go out and make interesting threads. Dig through old threads and bump interesting ones.

    Promote GOOD content and you will see the quality of /tg/ rise. Sagebombing a thread just makes the people involved go and make a new thread, thus clogging the board up even more.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)18:02 No.3435535
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)18:02 No.3435536
    And silent acceptance when they make more anyways is such a good alternative.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)18:03 No.3435541
    Stop shitting the thread, faggots. Too much heterosexuality for you? Proceed with the rapings.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)18:03 No.3435543
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)18:03 No.3435545
    OP has deserted us ;_;
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)18:03 No.3435548

    Seriously, walk toward the fighting.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)18:04 No.3435551

    Bullshit. If you're creating, supporting, and bumping good threads then the shit ones will sink to the bottom and be ignored.

    Sage once, report the thread, and move on. Job done.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)18:07 No.3435569

    Well, I don't know if he was capable of running a collective game if he lets a few sages and harsh words scare him off. He needs thicker skin.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/17/09(Sat)18:07 No.3435573
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    The sounds of the RAPE FIC--- I mean, fighting seem to move further away at a slightly slower pace than you can SAGE--- I mean, move.
    There is acrid smoke floating close to the ceiling and the metallic odour of blood is strongly present.

    Also, you should really tone down the amount of posts. Shit ain't cash when it autosages before its time.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)18:07 No.3435574
    All I see here are two or three people who don't like this, and easily five times as many who do.

    You're the vocal idiot minority everyone talks about.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)18:08 No.3435585
    Steal corpses clothes. Maybe we can have a little dignity.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)18:09 No.3435594
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)18:10 No.3435600
    Let's be calm about this! Carefully approach the leg... Be absolutely sure that nothing dangerous is around that corner before you peek your little head around...
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)18:10 No.3435602

    Move up to the corner, take a peek round. If it's safe, grab the corpse and take it's clothes for yourself.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)18:10 No.3435603

    Look around corner, only head exposed.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)18:11 No.3435606
    Walk over to the body/corpse. If the person's dead, take its clothes.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)18:12 No.3435614
    in b4 necrophilia
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)18:13 No.3435619

    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)18:14 No.3435624
    Dead thread is deaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)18:15 No.3435635
    I vote for "loot body", including clothes.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)18:16 No.3435643
    We just went over 200 points, so I think that's us autosaging
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/17/09(Sat)18:20 No.3435679
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    Mr. Deadguy silently agrees to supply you with some clothing as well as an object you cannot identify at first glance.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)18:23 No.3435701
    Take a second glance. try not to look too close at the neck-stump.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)18:25 No.3435719

    Awesome, we have clothes now. So how about we head back to the elevator befor whatever killed the dud comes back eh?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)18:25 No.3435722

    Get dressed and examine the object.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)18:26 No.3435741

    Good idea.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)18:32 No.3435784
    Suggestion: new thread.

    Story suggestion: Go back to elevator.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)18:38 No.3435826
    >Suggestion: new thread.

    >Story suggestion: Get dressed. Then, go back to elevator.

    Fix'd and second'd.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/17/09(Sat)18:38 No.3435829
    New thread a.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)21:00 No.3436900
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