You sit in your car. Chain smoking and watching people walk by, the lights are off in this dark alley way.You feel invisible. At home in the dark. The true boogyman.Vampires, Werewolves, Necromancers. They think they rule the roost at night. There wrong. You rule.And you're going to prove it. Make all of these fuckers learn their better.Honestly you just want to kill.So you sit in your car, in the dank dark alley ways of New New York. Waiting, this is where it all begins.Night 1.>Cont
You take a long drag of your cigarette and throw it in a bottle of soda in your floor.Time to pick your prey.>The night club down the street. Shitty electronica music blasts as people go in dressed like neon retards getting high and fucking strangers.Disgusting.>The motel infront of your alley. Hookers of all shapes and sizes doing disgusting things for dirty money.>The next car that drives past your alley way.>The biker bar down the road. Werewolves like to drive in packs, you'll show those mutts what you think of their faggoty ass leather jackets and loud motorcycles.>The local library. A few blocks over, its a nice night out. Ofcourse a wizard is going to waste it in one of those.>Write in.
>>34331347>The night club down the street. Shitty electronica music blasts as people go in dressed like neon retards getting high and fucking strangers.Disgusting.
>>34331215>Suicide. NO better victim than yourself.
>>34331347>The night club down the street. Shitty electronica music blasts as people go in dressed like neon retards getting high and fucking strangers.Disgusting.Lets go pick out an easy target.
>>34331347>The night club down the street. Shitty electronica music blasts as people go in dressed like neon retards getting high and fucking strangers.Disgusting.So I guess we're gonna go for one of those "cleaning up society" nutters, then?
>>34331347You get out of your car and throw on your favorite jacket. Too bad you lost your fedora in that house fire.You strut out over to the longish line out front, you skip ahead giving the bouncer a twenty covering a bunch of ones. Inside the club, that terrible music blasts as fog and flashing lights and colors fill your vision.The floor is hot, bodies rubbing together grinding, sharing fluids, dancing in provocative costumes.People drink away the ridiculousness of the situation at the bar. And attempt to get laid with whatever neon highlight wearing bimbo who looks at them.Drug dealers, elves and other scum hang out around the brink of the club. taking it in.These bastards deserve the fate you have in store.Who takes your fancy?>The obvious goth looking vampire chick with curly red hair and neon highlights rubbing against people on the dance floor looking for a mark to drain.>The lewd elf blond bimbo girl who just flashed the bartender her tits for a free drink.>That shady looking guy sitting in the corner by himself with a black hoodie. He looks dead, but looks can fool.>The obvious drug dealing gnome guy dressed in bondage pants with a dozen pockets and nothing else.>A hipster looking girl out of place sitting at the bar with a bored expression.>The hairy guy standing shirtless by the bathroom nodding to people entering looking for a nod back.>The landwhale Ork girl by the bar demanding guys order her drinks or she'll disembowel them. Sorry lost internet for a second
>>34331723>The obvious goth looking vampire chick with curly red hair and neon highlights rubbing against people on the dance floor looking for a mark to drain.Lets steal her heart then drive a steak through it
>>34331723>The lewd elf blond bimbo girl who just flashed the bartender her tits for a free drink.
>>34331872Okay, but are we talking like, a strip steak? This bitch ain't worth a t-bone or a ribeye.
>>34331723>The lewd elf blond bimbo girl who just flashed the bartender her tits for a free drink.
>>34331872>>34331933>>34331929Two for goth vamp one for bimbo.This good?
Rolled 2 (1d2)1vamp2bimbo
>>34331995Yes, yes, ........ Captcha: tsupsyse sinister
You make you way through the smoke and crowd.No need to go hardcore your first rodeo.You look at her, drinking her drink. Talking on the phone, dressed like some kind of mega slut.Breathing YOUR AIR. The thought disgusts you.You hover behind her for a moment.... how should you do this?>Try and pick her up and take her home with you.>Try to get her drunk and kidnap her>Just stalk her....all the way home. you can have lots of fun then.>You're going to kill her here.
>>34332077>You're going to kill her here.HIGH RISK. LIVIN ON THE EDGE
>>34332077>Just stalk her....all the way home. you can have lots of fun then.LOTS OF FUN
>>34332077Can't decide.>Stalk her homeOr >Pick her up
>>34332077We have a singular objective. Everything else is secondary to our need. We kill her here. Stalk her til she goes to the restroom.
>>34332180>>34332180same anon. if we aren't a girl, just wait til she goes home.
>>34332180But that is major dangeriousIf we stalk her home we could do whatever we want to herLike whatever.
>>34332216well I do like the idea of sitting on her face and making her beg for it before we kill her instead. Ok, you've swung me anon. I declare that I do change my vote to >>34332104
You ease back into the crowd, this is going to be fun.You watch her.... from afar and wait... trying to drown out the horrid noise.Eventually she gets well enough toasted and saunters out of the club. Surprisingly alone.You follow not too far. She gets into her green energy efficient electronic car, you run out to the alley and hop in your jalopy.You turn the gas and get on her tail. Following not too far behind. Shes probably too drunk to notice.She gets out of her car and walks over to green leaf apartments. Where you assume she lives.Shes getting out of her car getting caught on her door drunkenly.You hurry to the back of your jalopy and open the trunk.Time to fish your tools of trade out.>A large kitchen knife, you've been sharpening it for days dreaming of this moment.>A baseball bat with nails sticking out. You ready to play slugger?>A needle with a large dose of heroin.>A large black dildo with razor blades sticking out.>Rope leather cuffs ballgag and other sick supplies in a bag.>A box of crayons.>Write in.And for a mask>No mask.>A monkey smoking a cigar.>A skull mask>A backlava>A Mask of the current president Osama Bin Bama>A small superhero mask that only covers your eyes>Sunglasses and a fake beard and wig.>Write in
>>34332370Crayons. Etch 'HONK' into every part of her body. Clown mask
You can take any combination of tools out.a
>>34332393>>34332370Fuck i lost my trip somehow>>34332386Griff her hard
>>34332370>Write in: Cable ties and duct tape. Always bring duct tape. >A large kitchen knife, you've been sharpening it for days dreaming of this moment.>A needle with a large dose of heroin.>A small superhero mask that only covers your eyesIt's about to be on.
>>34332517But the bondage supplies covers most of that. Ballgag leather cuffs i say we take that stuff though and a clown mask instead.also a bike horn and banana peelWe slip her and take her apartment keys
Not alot of people feel like being a crazy serial killer tonight. is it the time or what? >Clown mask>Large knife>Crayons>Duct tape and cable tiesIs this good?
>>34332650Look mate, I'm here to kill, and yes, I like this loadout.
You take off your nice jacket and put on a hoodie and leather jacket.You throw the dufle bag with your items over your shoulder and race to the door.You walk as fast as you can to barley catch a glimpse of this bitch up the stairs.Then you see here, she enters room 32.Its late. Nobody out but you, you look around just in case. Nothing.You peak through the eye hole, you see her locking her door and leave to take a left. You press your ear to the door. You can hear the showers running, and your heart racing.What a rush you have. You put on the white rubber gloves from your jacket pocket.>Kick in the door, loud and proud.>Bump the lock on the door and slip in.>Knock on the door.>Write in.
>>34332865 I fucked up, the computer went off and i hastily re wrote in i miss spelt a lineThen you see her she enters room 32
>>34332865Bump the lock with a honk
>>34333318>>34333292Pick something and we can continue.
>>34332865Knock on door
You stick a bump key inside the lock, you got it from ebay about a week ago. You've wanted to try this ever since.With a tap its in, you open the door alittle and squeeze inside. Taking the key back with you and pocketing it. And shutting the door.The showers still going... its a nice place.. Big TV That whole down to nature look, plants everywhere.Her bedroom is quite large, her closet is full of shit...You check her fridge, some veggie burgers in aluminum foil. milk eggs salad shit.Then you hear it, she just started singing in the shower, the latest pop song about blowjobs or discosticks whatever.You've got to come up with a plan.>Turn on the TV full blast then hide. That'll drown out her screams.>You've got a knife. Shes in the shower. Its obvious what needs to happen.>Go hide in her closet, you can pounce when shes getting in her pajama's>Sit on her couch eat her food and jack it.>Write in encouraged.
>>34333437Sorry, i started typing the bump lock for>>34333318before i read your post
>>34333504Draw all over the walls 'HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK' and then wait for her to leave the shower. Trip her while shes walking out of the shower distracted then strangle her unconcious and start drawing HONK all over her
You take out your bag of crayons. You've been missing a rush like this ever since you got banned from spacestation 13.You use the pink crayon to write HONK HONK HONK on the wall infront of the shower, then you quickly use the sink and pour a glass of water on the floor. And lay a banana peel on the floor for...appeal.....You don the mask and poorly hide behind a large thin plant as you hear the shower stop.The door opens, your heart is going to beat out of your chest.She steps out nude, and half slips on the banana peel and water.You take your moment and jump at her, she half screams when she sees you "AAAH" But is quickly silenced by your hands gripping her throat.You choke her as she flounders trying to pull off your mask. You start slamming her head into the floor while you wring her neck.You're so fucking hard right now. This is the best rush of your life.>Keep going until she dies.>While shes dazed tape her mouth and zip tie her.>Write in.
>>34333951>While shes dazed tape her mouth and zip tie her.
>>34333951>While shes dazed tape her mouth and zip tie her.Mustn't forget to savour the kill, now.
Holy shit all you can think about is her dying face while her eyes roll back into her head.You with much dismay let go of her neck. She gasps and gags, you don't care. You wrap her face with tape, and when she tries to weakly fight you off again.You just grab her hands and zip tie them, then you cover them in tape to be safe.You also work down her legs with tape too. Thats alot of fucking tape.You pick her up and throw her onto the couch.She struggles and attempts to cry out to no avail.This feeling of power fills you, you're a god. THEY WILL KNOW YOUR WRATH.>Nude elf girl taped up good wat do?Get creative.
>>34334298Lost my trip while playing in another quest, oops.
>>34333951Stuff her in a bag and bring her to the dungeon.
>>34334298Put salt in her asshole
>>34334298Carve 'HONK' into her wherever strikes your fancy Draw HONK on the walls more
She won't fit in your fucking dufle bag.You hatch a plan, your not poping your murder cherry with a one night stand.You wrap he in her pink flowery sheets while she writhes around and tape her up.You drag her out and use the elevator to get to the bottom.The second you get out the door you're confronted with an older man smoking a cigarette infront of the building.Fuck. hes looking right at you.A guy in a clown mask... pulling a taped up sheet thats wiggling around trying to scream for help.It looks bad.>DON'T THINK STAB (roll 1d20)>"Uhh hey">Try to ignore him.>Write in.
>>34334504"Were into some kinky shit bro, Dont ask dont tell."
"Were into some kinky shit bro, don't ask don't tell."He just raises his hands above his shoulders and walks back into the building.>+3 heatYou throw her in your trunk, trying not to scratch her on the razor-blade dildoA long boring drive home. You take her up the stairs to your shitty apartment. you chain her to the radiator and turn it on.Thats how you treat your guests.You retire to your shitty bed.DAY 1You awaken, still gitty you check on your captive.Shes still nude, arms and legs tied up in leather bondage. She has a ball-gag on so she doesn't rape the neighbors.You smile. Today is going to be a good day.>Feed her a bowl of frosted flakes with extra sugar>Play with her.>Kill her.>Write in.And what to do today?>Look for a real job>Go do something illegal>Go shopping>Go out somewhere>Go look for something to do>Watch the news>Skip day.>Write in
>>34334678WAKE I MEAN WAKE THE NEIGHBORS HOLY SHIT MY SIDES RIGHT NOW
>>34334678>Feed her bacon, fried eggs and sausages.>Watch the news, make sure to check the locals not just fucking CNN.
You look in your fridge. You really wish you robbed her fridge right now, you've got a few sausages and eggs left. Whats that in the back?Holyshityes its bacon, you turn on the stove paying no attention to her cries, and fry you up some tasty breakfast. You also make her a little, you eat first. Its amazing.Then you walk over to her and whisper "I'm going to feed you now, if you scream or yell i'll kill you okay?"She just slowly nods her head. you lower her ball-gag, ready to punch her in the throat if she screams. She didn't, you take a fork full of egg and bacon and brink it up to her.She refuses to open her mouth. "What the fuck is your problem? I made you breakfast. Eat"She sobs to herself and whispers. "I-I can't e-eat meat..">She'll get hungry enough to eventually.>Force Feed her.>Beat her for wasting your food.>Write in.
>>34335236Honk at her and then slam the plate in her face
>>34335295>Disrespectin' the BACON GODS!
You just look at her and give her the biggest grin you can manage.Then you mash the plate in her face as hard as you can. She cries out but you shove the plate harder to muffle her."honk honk!" You say as you cover her face in egg and bacon grease.You then take a little sausage that fell off the plate onto her body and sit down in your recliner and turn on the news while enjoying the sound of her suffering.>You didn't make the news today>You should probably wait longer for a missing person alert.You need to decide what to do today.>You've got a hundred bucks left, go shopping for murder supplies or something.>Go out somewhere.>Watch TV with your friend until night time.>Playwith/tourture/dolewdthings/write in. with the elf.>Write in
>>34335435Drop 20-30$ on getting a collar and a water/food bowl for your pet.
>>34335462Wait, are we making this elf our waifu or what? What is this, Hotline Miami?
>>34335523Its no fun if you dont break them first
You've got the perfect idea. You put the gag back on her and walk out of your apartment with a smile.You haven't felt like this in a while. you get in your jalopy and drive to petsmartHmm lots of variety in shit to buy.>Buy pet food for your pet. (Dog or cat food?) 5$>Buy a cute collar for her 5$>Buy a spiked collar for her 5$>Buy a previously mentioned collar type, but as a shock collar! 20$>Buy a leash 5$>Buy a pet food and water dish for her 2$>Buy pet toys for her? 5-10$>Leave
>>34335523Its something like that, it can go whatever way you want it really.We can focus on killing gangs of people, we can kill vampires and shit that goes bump in the night, we can kill random people, you can do whatever. But you NEED to kill. you can Waifu if you want though.Currently shes just a slut you kidnapped.
>>34335635>>34335581Lost my tripBut during the day, you can do whatever or pretend to be a real human bean.At night.You Must Kill, or else you start to lose it the longer you wait.
>>34335523>not wanting to slowly break your elf captive and drain her will >not feeding her every day with a smile and a kiss after dragging in yet another mutilated carcass in front of her face>not teaching her to enjoy the kill and become our number two
I'd rather not go any farther than collar and food/water bowls on a whim. Petplay isn't really my fetish, though I won't stand against it if Anon demands. Also we need to keep some cash on hand for Options.>>34335680SOLD!
>>34335581Cute Collar Leash and a dish.
>>34335581>Buy pet food for your pet. (Dog or cat food?) 5$ Cat food>Buy a previously mentioned collar type, but as a shock collar! 20$ Cute kind.>Buy a leash 5$>Buy a pet food and water dish for her 2$>Buy pet toys for her? 5-10$ something cheap
>>34335719Its not about petplay, Its an elf. Elfs arent pets. I just thought it seemed like something that would be Serial-Killer-Esque
>>34335740I just want heterosexual sex in the missionary position, is that so terrible!?>>34335739Stop spending all our money, anon!
You load a small cart up with some catfood a cute collar and leash and a dish for her. You smile and go to the check out line.Wait a second, the cashier is that girl you used to like in highschool. Samantha Martin."Anon is that you?"You used to be chemistry partners with her.>Say hi ask how she has been.>Nope you've got the wrong guy.>Take a mental note to find her and kill her later.>Write in
>>34335805 fuck you phone keep my trip on
>>34335805If she asks, tell her we got a corgi.Bitches love corgis.
>>34335805>>Say hi ask how she has been.Another wifu?
>>34335854Is that another SS13 reference?>>34335858Nah not really, more of an optional friend or someone to kill later. Mostly the latter
>>34335893No, more like SS13 references the same thing I am.Which is that bitches love corgis. Everybody loves corgis, man!Also, I'm not the anon that keeps putting HONK in.If she's not important, make note to kill later, say hi, check out and move on. We've got a lot of prep before nighttime.
"Hey yeah its me, how have you been?""Oh pretty good, its been rough since i kinda dropped out though.""Yeah the job market is pretty rough..""Yeah, what kinda pet do you have anon?""Its a corgi i just got her yesterday.""Oh i just love cor-why did you buy catfood for a corgi?""I uhh I also have a cat..""Alright it was good seeing you anonymous""You too""We should hang out sometime, maybe you can stop by again?""Maybe" And with that ambiguously stupid line you leave, bag of pet supplies in tow.Its night.... this is your time.>Hit up the local crack-house. To crack some skulls.>Drive around until you see someone driving a car you don't like.>Home invasion>Go to another techno club.>Go to a dive bar.>Go to a local concert.>Go look around the vampire clubs for one on the hunt.>Go look for another supernatural.>Go run down a pedestrian in your car.>Write in.
>>34336015>Hit up the local crack-house. To crack some skullsOr>Go look around the vampire clubs for one on the hunt.I dunno what a vampire club is.
>>34336099A vampire club is usually, a night club or something exclusive to vampires or their ghouls.Vampires are a very close knit community, they've also got to register legally with the state, you can look them up usually as easy as a sex offender.Most are.
>>34336099>Vampire clubDark, lots of mirrors, lots of red velvet. Pale people with black hair and black clothes.Amirite, OP?
>>34336139Yes you're right that's the typical atheistic part. I thought it was a little obvious though.Also vampires in this universe don't have reflections, just a fun fact.
>>34336099Lets go to the vampire clubs!
>>34336182Ok We can : enter a shark tank unguarded and poke one of them with a stickor : dosomethingnotretarded
>>34336099I vote the crackhouse. The vampire club sounds a little too risky without the right connections and/or tools.
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaait, we could become a vampire, because if they have super human strength, agility, and endurance, wouldn't that let us be better killers, or since we'd be on a list it'd make use easier to findactually, becoming a leech sounds like a horrible Idea
Night 2....You turn on your GPS and ask for the nearest exclusive venue.That narrows it down.Then you ask for the most recent vampire related murder, its down in the bronx, not too far from here, near a club on the list. And that is how you find a vampire club.You're saddened you didn't bring a crossbow or a real wooden steak.You'll have to improvise you guess.You drive for a while into what seems to be a shoddy neighborhood, and find what your looking for.A brick building, no windows gothic music playing, pale purple velvet inside of the doors.Deadeyes mc ghoul bouncer.>Gear up now, then go see the bouncer.>Go see the bouncer, can't risk spilling blood inside the club, don't want to get mobbed by these emo freaks.>Wait outside for someone to exit the club.
>>34336269Forgot the>Write in.And>Pussy outParts.
>>34336269Turn 360 Degrees and walk away. Find something less retarded to do: Like jump someone in an alleyway from behind
>>34336269>Wait outside for someone to exit the club.I don't think the bouncer is going to let us in unless we come up with the greatest coverstory ever. And killing him doesn't seem like a good idea to me.
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>34336269rolling to seduce the bouncer.
>>34336269Pussy out, just head back home.
>>34336303god damn i was hoping that would be an epic roll.
>>34336286>Pussy out and go find someone else to kill.Mark the location on our GPS for later.
>>34336269>Find a nearby alley and wander around until we get jumped?I'd be interested to know, what's the powerlevel of vamps in this world? Are we talking fangs-and-eternal-youth or NWoD level rapemachine?
In hindsight this is a shitty idea, you've never tried to kill a vampire. And you have no tools for it.Or a way to get into this club... Yet.You mark the club on your GPS.>Hit up the local crack-house. To crack some skulls.>Drive around until you see someone driving a car you don't like.>Home invasion>Go to another techno club.>Go to a dive bar.>Go to a local concert.
>>34336331Like NWoD level rapemachine.But they are really weak to fire, headshots, being ran over, explosions, steaks to the heart kill, and arrows hurt them alot.
>>34336350>>Hit up the local crack-house. To crack some skulls.Hotline Miami!
>>34336350>Hit up the local crack-house. To crack some skulls.Time to play ball!
You decide that *Hitting up* the local crack-house could be a profitable venture. AND Rid you of those disgusting, waste of space shitheads. who try to peddle their poison in your neighborhood.You drive home, then drive a little out of town into the ghetto, you see it. You've been around here before.Nobody here is associated with you of-course but you've heard of this place and scoped it out once.They've got a guard outfront of their project building, hes drinking a carona and eating churro'sYou exit the car and go to your trunk.>Nailbat, Crack these crackheads.>Sharp kitchen knife. The rivers will run red.>Duct tape and wire ties. For when you want to play with your victims>Bondage gear. For when you REALLY want to play.>Dildo spiked with razor blades. Just for fun>Crayons.>A needle full of enough heroin to kill a grown man. For when it was his own fault.Masks>No mask.>A monkey smoking a cigar.>A skull mask>A backlava>A Mask of the current president Osama Bin Bama>A small superhero mask that only covers your eyes>Sunglasses and a fake beard and wig.>Clown mask>Batman mask
>>34336540Clown Mask, Crayons, Nailbat and Knife, And bring the duct tape.
>>34336540>NailbatAnd>Clown maskLets keep the clown theme going.
Should I add effects to the masks?
>>34336574Yes! Hotline Miami Quest!>>34336540NailbatBalaclava (baklava is a dessert!)
>>34336574Go for it, Just dont tell us unless we equip the mask and use it
You've got this. You don the clown mask and you're murder attire. You put the knife in your jacket along with the duck tape, and hold the large nailbat over your shoulder.You walk up near the crack house. This guard is to interested in finishing his eleventh churro to notice you yet.>Stealth up and crack his noggin open. >Stealth up and slice his throat.>Run up and do one of the above.>Stealth past himRoll 1d20 i'll think up effects for the masks later.
>>34336653If i ever forget to put a write in optionFeel free to >Write in anyways.Its always fun and encouraged.>Write in.Especially with unique and original murder idea's!
>>34336653>Walk up nonchalant and shove the knife through his Adam's Apple. Quick and silent, leave that fat bastard to bleed out.>Sneak in and start murderatin' the inhabitants. Won't have to worry about the police in a hood like this, but watch out for gangers/dealers.
>>34336653Stealth up and stab what.Quote from man stabbed. "What are you gunna do stab me?"
Remember to roll that 1d20Would you rather roll a d20 or 30?
Rolled 24 (1d30)>>34336653Jack his neck open.>>34336723fucking what anon?
Rolled 10 (1d30)>>34336719Waka flocka!
You slip up behind him, walking quietly as he shoves the sugary snack down his gullet.Just when hes about to swallow you strike. Jamming the knife right into his throat causing him to gag and spurt blood.You hold onto him twisting the knife around while the fat fuck wiggles around and dies.You kick his half eaten churro into the road, you decide to take a stealthy approach.You sneak around the project bulding and look in a half boarded up window. It looks abandon and decaying. You're doing the world a favor. It better remember you.You squeeze your way into the building.You saunter over as quietly as can be, you hear a voice from around the corner, you peak over and listen."Yo nigga spidermoma be pissed off we aint gettin dat paper today.""Ye whateva spidermomma always mad dawg, I know where dat paper at anyways.""Oh yea? Where you dumb mutherfucka?""Nigga its at tyrones crib he been dealin with those crip bitches all day.""Yeah aight, how about you go get it den and i'll talk to queen beeyatch?""Naw mo fucker you're turn to collect, tyrone is a slimey mo fucker. Just get your dark ass over to 549 grove street tomorrow.""Fine bitch, ima go take a shit now""You don't have to exclaim that shit you fool, what you think I or someone listening to this conversation gives a shit about your bowel movments dawg?""Naw bu-""But nuthin nigga dayum""Fine peace."And then you hear footsteps dissapate. You peek over, looks like gangsta number one is alone in this kitchen, Gangsta number two left to take a shit.You wander what spidermomma is... oh god what if its a spider girl... spider frighten you. While the thought of killing one makes you happy, well you'd have to kill one.>Go murder gangsta numba 1>Go find and kill numba 2>Continue to stealth around the gang owned crack den.>Write in
>>34336895Number 1 first, Then Draw HONK on the wall and shank #2 when he returns and gets surprised
More options on how to kill nigga numba 1>Stealth up and strangle him with the bad, then beat him in the head.>Steath up and slam the bat into the back of his head.>Stealth up and stab him in the neck.>Stealth up and stab him in the spine.>Rush him with the bat.It looks like Gangsta numba 1 has a gun in the back of his pantsRoll 1d30
>Strangle him with the bat.Sorry guy's I'm sleepy. I keep messing up.Should i go to sleep after this or go get a drink and wake up?
Rolled 6 (1d30)>>34336943>Stealth up and slam the bat into the back of his head.>Take his gun.>Then >>34336921>>34336958Your choice, OP.
Rolled 19 (1d30)>>34336921This and strangle number 1 with the bat then bash him
Rolled 22 (1d30)>>34336971
You slip up over to him, and raise your bat behind your head. "I'm batman honk honk" you whisperHe starts to turn his head and WHAM! you hit him, the nails sink into his flesh as the smack echo's into the room All he can manage is a GUH! like noise.WHAM! POP! BIFF! SLAM! You litterally beat his brains in. blood is covering your bat and you.You're rock hard and full of adreneline, you grab his gun. Just when you're about to draw HONK on the walls you heard a footsteps.You hide in the pantry looking out."Aw shit dawg, other tyrone is dead!""What the fuck? I was just talking to him man!""Well i think you did it!""What are you talking about mutherfucker i was in the same fucking room as you when it happened!""Nigga you can't prove shit you wasen't there!""Nigga that proves i didn't do it!""Nu uh!""Yu Huh!"This is a full on nigga moment, if you've ever seen one before. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zhgwy9y5ttA Number 2 pulls his gun on number 3 and unloads into him.Damn, did that really just happen?Two crack heads and another person in gang clothes busts into the room.The crack heads look like your average crack head.But the third gangster? A mutherfucking drow bitch in leather dominatrix uniform with a bandana showing her gang colors."Yo drizzit dis aint what it looks like!""What does it look like then you dumb mutherfucker?""Well it looks like i just killed tyrone and franklin""Yeah it does." She raises her gun, a revolver and shoots gangster number 2 in the head.These are the most disorganized bunch of retards you've ever seen."God damn spiders gunna be so mad." She says."D-Don't worry drizzit, i saw everything!" One of the crack heads exclaims."Yeah go upstairs and tell her the fuck happened then!" She orders them, and gives one a hard kick when hes on his way away.>Pop out of the pantry shooting.>Stealth out and crack her skull with your bat.>Stay silent.>Write in.Roll 1d30
Rolled 4 (1d30)>>34337138Stealth
>>34337166>>34337138My trip broke sorry.Also i take the best of three.
>>34331723>The landwhale Ork girl by the bar demanding guys order her drinks or she'll disembowel them.Go big or go home
>>34337189You're way behind but go ahead and try to catch up. i'd love a new player.
>Clown mask special effect don't read if you don't want spoilers. Clown mask has the ability to make silly things happen, and even has a chance to make others around you act extreamly stupid and irrational. Like you observed before.
Rolled 30 (1d30)>>34337138>Stuff the remaining crackhead in the freezer.>Capture the drow-bitch for Chaos.>That's all.
>>34337254Well normally i wont do things so vague. This will be an exeption
>>34337265Wait, are we rolling high or low? Did I just crit?
>>34337240Can we get a chicken mask
You pop out of the pantry and walk over to the two.Crackheads being shouted at by *Drizzit*You smash her in the gun arm with your bat, she drops it and shouts. "AH FUCK HELP BOYS." You kick the gun away and bury you fist into her gut. Causing her to fall over gripping it.The crackhead turns away to run, you grab him and use him as a human shield as two more gangbangers rush into the room. Bullets fly past you and the crackhead, as you empty your glock into the gangsters.You feel good, Cleaning up the streets like this."Oh god please fucking please i'm sorry i'll stop doing drugs just let me goooo!" The crackhead tries to protest, you just silence him by choking him in the headlock.You drag him over to the refrigerator and open it.No shelves just beer. Perfect.You shove crackhead inside and prop it shut with a chair. Drow girl is crawling for her gun, you throw yours at her head. SMACK.She stops mid crawl to clutch her head, Thats when you wire tie her arms and tape her mouth.Then you pick up your gun."Yo fuck what are you retards doing down here?""Ay yo keep quiet, Its the crips raid shoot them!" You hear from upstairs, out of the apartment.>Use drow girl as a human shield>Kill drow girl with the knife and hide>Run away out the window.>Walk out guns blazing cowboy.>Write in If you run now you can't loot.
Rolled 4 (1d30)>>34337375Im not leaving here without a Drow girl to chain up with my other elf Girl.
Vote guys I'll brb
Rolled 21 (1d30)>>34337391Cowboy + Clown powers
Rolled 28 (1d30)>>34337375>Make sure we have at least two loaded guns.>Protect the Drow, as per >>34337391>If we can't leave safely while bringing her along, just have to kill everyone in the building.>KILL EVERYONE IN THE BUILDINGHomicidal rage + Cowboy + Mask Powers = We're going to end them in hilarious ways.
You pick up drows gun. Holy shit this is real. Its really happening.You could die at any moment. And you've never felt better.This is great, its like sixflags for psychopaths.You hear one coming around to the kitchen, you hang your gun out without looking and fire a few rounds. "FUCK ME IM HIT" You smile.You run around the building, kicking drow in the gut as you hop into the pantry.Two dudes enter the room.You burst from the pantry. BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! They both fall dead.You drop prone as another enters the room. BANG BANG!All with a twisted smile on your face, why are you too afraid to do this until now? You've never felt this alive before.You don't want it to end.You pick up the guns on the floor, and you run upstairs shooting defenseless crackheads and the few gangsters armed with knives and bats.You loot dirty drug money off a few bodies while you scavenge ammo. and some crack.>Obtained three crack pipes, Ten large crack rocks. Five hundred dollars.You walk down the hall, crayon scrapping the walls drawing doodles and writing honks, you see webbing everywhere at the end of the hall to your left.>Continue>Go collect drow and leave.
>>34337455I roll for the clown powers to activate myself unfortunately.
Rolled 17 (1d30)>>34337553Well, we've killed a lot of people, and that really takes it out of you. Why don't we go downstairs, snag the fresh meat, set the place on fire and fuck off back home?I mean, do we really need to confront the spider-momma? Or would it be better to hang out and roast some marshmallows over her funeral pyre?
Also, your psychopaths mood effects him in many different ways.Right now the mood is.>EcstaticYou get an idea of his mood at the start of every day. >Angry = Probably mean to people + Brutal hardcore murders>Estatic= probably cheery even if he secretly hates something and thinks its scum.+Up beat quick and effective murders>Depressed = Currently unknow.Yada yadaThings that happen in previous days effect his mood the next day.
Rolled 28 (1d30)>>34337632>>34337553Collect drow and leave after marking some walls with your trademarked HONK graffiti
>>34337648 But my pyromania!Nooooooooo!
>>34337553Burn the house down but take the drow with us.
>>34337553Take their knives.
Fuck that. Nope Fuck spiders.You go down stairs and grab the girl. you tape her mouth extra good and give her a light beating when she tries to pull away.She gets the usual trunk treatment, you're bat gets to ride shotgun It deserves it.You have another boring ride home and get pull another captive inside. Nobody gives a shit where you live. And thats how you like it.>-1 heat.You throw her on the bed and use your bondage gear to chain up the drow as hard as you can.You sleep next to her heavily bonded form.>Day 2You awaken in a meh mood.You see the drow has been crying all night. The mounds of duct take on her mouth have withered.You ignore her for a moment and begin a morning ritual. You leave the room, put down a bowl of cat food for your white elf chained to the radiator, and remove her gag. "If you yell i'll kill you yada yada eat this pet."You then put her collar on her and tell her to get used to it. She just cries. You tell her it can get better if she'd just cooperate.You then fix you some eggs and watch the news.Apparently a member of the insane clown posse shot up a local crack den.... huh... thats odd, you could have sworn it was a handsome serial killer.What to do with drow?>Find her a different spot to be tied up in.>Feed her a bowl of eggs.>Play with herWhat to do today?>Go shopping? For what?>Play with the pets?>Watch TV until night?>Go to grove street, see what tyrone is up to?>Go to the pet store again.>Go to the liqueur store, you're running dry.>Write in.Also name the drow and the bimbo elf.
>>34337761>Play with the pets?Only play with our elf waifu.
Rolled 20 (1d30)>>34337761Pet store, We seem to need a new collar and some dogfood afterall.
>>34337761>>34337768And for drow>Feed her a bowl of eggs.
Rolled 7 (1d30)>>34337809Bro, you're so fucked up.
>>34337761Feel up the drow and relish in the power.Then take her for a walk in front of your elf.Afterwards tie her up in a different room and go out to get two plastic that can be strapped to a humanoid.Go home for the drow and wait for that night.Take her out still gagged and hang her up.After cut her breasts off and let her bleed out.Then write honk honk on each plastic disk and strap them where the breasts were.
You ride out to the pet store, and enter hastily you've got to be a busy bee.You look at the items.>Get her the spike collar?>Get he the chain callar?>Get her the cute callar?>Upgrade both collars to shockers?>Buy a leash dogfood and bowl?>Buy pet toys?>Go to the kinky sex shop next, see if you can get dog and cat ears and tails, maybe some fake paws. or some other weird shit.>Don't creep out and go home with your shit.
Rolled 16 (1d30)>>34337856Dont waste a perfectly good pet you cunt
>>34337857>Get her the cute callar?>Upgrade both collars to shockers?>Buy a leash dogfood and bowl?>Don't creep out and go home with your shit.
Wait so>We kill the drow>We keep her and try to mind brake her with the elf.
>>34337872You act like we can't get more.
Rolled 8 (1d30)>>34337857Get her a chain collar/choker Leash dogfood and bowlGo to the sex hop and get a set of Dog and cat ears. The rest is a big much and they wouldn't appreciate them anyway.
>>34337884Keep her. Make her eat eggs. Save her for the bigger plan.
>>34337884Keep!Get her the spike collar since she used to dress like a dominatrix and we want them to look different.
>>34337884keep, No sense wasting a good pet.
>>34337901I kind of want to buy some tarps, belts, and a welding torch. Take the drow, remove legs from knees down, arms from elbow down. Tourniquet then cauterize. Have to do one at a time, to make it as safe as possible. Then blind, deafen, and mute it.
>>34337947Feed all the excess flesh produced this way to the elf. No need to waste it.
Alright, now you motherfuckers are making it weird.
>>34337964>>34337947We cant do that yet, The elf isnt trained.Yall niggas are neglecting to train yo pets
>>34337970The fun is making it weird.Have our inner killer run free for a while.
>>34337979We train the elf by making her watch this process happen to the drow.
Okay, how about this. You freaky bastards can have the drow, but leave the white elf alone. Deal? We have plans for her.
>>34337997Well my plans for the elf are a bit more involved and time consuming. But there will be no body modification involved.
You buy a spiked collar, and leash and pretty much everything you got for the first girl.You load into your car and drive off, Samantha isn't here today.You arrive at home, and fix her up with her collar and take her into the living room with the other elf.It looks like she ate the cat food. Wow."Good girl!" You pet her on the head "If you keep that up i'll reward you good."She just holds back tears and nods. You yank on the drows collar. "See this is how you should act, got it?"You rip off the tape."FUCK YOU" she shouts. You silence her with a punch to the mouth.She might take a little more finesse. "Unless you want me to blind you, cut off your legs and arms. and make you nothing more than a living onahole, you need to learn some fucking respect. Now eat." You leave her some dog food in her bowl. Shes chained up in-front of the elf.They don't communicate. You sit down and turn on the TV with the volume loud and light a cigarette.What to do?>Keep watching TV until night.>Play with the pets. How?>Go out somewhere.>Write in.
I think we should keep both elfs and make them play together.Also i just realized each individual anon is a seperate voice in the killers head.Each one screaming HONK
>>34338017EVERYONE IS JOHNHONK!
>>34338016Sorry, every time I change tabs I lose my trip
>>34338016Bring the pets apart and get sum cameras.I am sure they do things when we leave.I need to know what.
>>34338039Speaking of that, should i run everyone is John later, More of this, or a little of both?
I'm thinking about ending the quest here for now.If i did, what should i change the name of the quest to if at all?
>>34338097Elf Pokemon : Gotta Catch Em All : With Clowny Clownerson
>>34338057>>34338097I think we're doing alright like this, maybe ask how people want it run next time?HONK!: The Murderating.
>>34338097HONK HONK HONK: The Quest, The Game
>>34338119I'll just call it MFSK Quest. Gotta catchem all editon.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=MFSKQHere you guy's go.Anyone looking forward to next round?What would YOU like to see?Will you tune in for Everybody is John quest later? The next one will be called everybody is Juan
>>34338197Everybody is clownhonk
>>34338197Been up 40 hours.Going to have to pass on Everybody is Juan. Make sure to kill indiscriminately.
>>34338197I know I'll be back, if only to keep the totemics away from bimbo-elf.
>>34338227Aww i'll sure try.I've been up almost 30 so i understand. Have a good one buddy.