Twitter: https://twitter.com/MercCommandArchive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=gundam+build+fighters+questOther Quests:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Valkyrian%20Mercs%20Quest (complete)http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Pararescue%20Witches (Running)http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com /archive.html?tags=Magical%20Girl%20Hunter%20Quest (Complete)http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Cyberpunk%20Idol%20Management%20Quest (Running)Characters and Gunpla: http://pastebin.com/e16JZdXsYou are JACK FOULKE, an amateur Gunpla Fighter with dreams to make your own mark on the Gunpla battle scene!Currently, you were at Charlotte's mansion/palace/small country, hanging out with the rest of your friends and Gunpla team members. You decided since Charlotte had a pool that had to be the size of small lake, and pool house larger than most actual houses, you'd take advantage of it!So there you were, with Mac and Jake, standing at the edge of the pool in just regular swim trunks. The girls, on the other hand, were in a large variety of styles. Holly, still being just a kid, wore a simple, pink and frilly one piece. Charlotte was wearing a fairly conservative orange two piece, while Lucina had a blue two piece and Amy had a black two piece with red frills. Karen was the most daring, with a very skimpy black bikini.(cont)
>>34330339"Wow." Mac breathed.You could only nod along with Jake."What are looking at?" Charlotte raises an eyebrow."Nothing!" All three of you say quickly before turning their gazes away.Lucina blinks in slight confusion while Amy chuckles and Karen gives a knowing smile. "ANYWAYS!" Charlotte coughs to get everybody's attention. "Any ideas what you guys wanna do?">Just hang out in the pool.>Watergun fight. >Other
>>34330346>Just hang out in the pool.It's chill time for the Sorcerors.
>>34330346>>Watergun fight.We are Gundam, even at the pool.
>>34330346>>Just hang out in the pool.Let us enjoy paradise
>>34330346>Just hang out in the pool.Relaxation time
>>34330346>>Just hang out in the pool.
>>34330346"Eh, we can just hang out in the pool. You say, and dive into the cool, refreshing water. One of the great things about where you live was that literally any day of the year was a good day to swim.Seeing as how you're already in the pool, everybody follows suit. Charlotte, Lucina, and Holly gathered around the diving board, while Amy and Jake appeared to be getting into some sort of race. Mac was just chilling out in the jacuzzi and Karen seemed comfortable just sunbathing in one of the recliner seats.>Who do you hang out with?
>>34330689Lucina.>The best waifu.
>>34330689>everybodyDon't be a fag, jackie.
>>34330689>Charlotte, Lucina, and HollyThe diving board sounds nice.
>>34330689>Charlotte, Lucina, and HollyHang out with them at the diving board
>>34330689>Charlotte, Lucina, and HollyLet's go with Imouto and Char
>>34330689>Charlotte, Lucina, and Holly
>>34330346>Charlotte, Lucina, and Holly
>>34330689You swim over to the diving board, where both Charlotte and Lucina are standing behind Holly as she looks up at the massive ladder. "That's.... the biggest ladder I've ever seen." She gulps."Hey, what's going on over here?" You ask, pulling yourself out of the pool."Oh, well, me and Charlotte just wanted to get some dives off this board." Lucina says. "Holly wanted to join in, but it looks like she's to scared to climb up.""I'M NOT SCARED!" Holly insists. "I'm just... taking my time!"Charlotte just gives a bemused sigh.>You just gotta believe in yourself!>You don't have to do it if you don't want to.>How about you just come with into the pool and let Lucina and Charlotte go up?>Other
>>34331084>Other"HOLLY! You don't HAVE to believe in yourself! Believe in me! Believe in me, who believes in you! You CAN do this!"
>>34331084>>You just gotta believe in yourself!>>other"And I'll be right behind you ok?"headpat the imouto to encourage her
>>34331084>>You just gotta believe in yourself!Ganbatte Holly
>>34331084>You don't have to do it if you don't want to.
>>34331084>>You don't have to do it if you don't want to.
>>34331084You gotta do what?You gotta believe!
>>34331084>Other"Holly, if you don't make a decision soon I'm going to start making annoying double-entendres about how weird it is for someone with so many Balls to be so timid."
>>34331084>You just gotta believe in yourself!you just gotta BELIVEEEEE!
Oh lawdy we're in full beach filler mode
>>34331171I like this one.
>>34331236ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
>>34331236There's no "filler," when there's no substantive plot, anon.Why can't you enjoy tiny robots and tiny swimsuits?
>>34331283At this moment? No. We've only had two post. Ask again at the end of the thread.
>>34331317Because the robots aren't in the swimsuits.
>>34330339>Lucina had a blue two piece>Lucina>not in a diving suit
>>34331333That can be arranged. Don't think it can't. If we can put a Gundam in a sailor fuku we can put one in a bikini.
>>34331084"Go for it, Holly! You just gotta believe in yourself!" You say encouragingly. "Just take it one step at a time, okay?" "O-okay!" Holly nods and takes a deep breath.And she actually steps on the ladder and starts slowly climbing up."Yeah! Go Holly!" You hear Mac whoop. You can see Amy and Jake pausing to look, and even Karen lowers her sunglasses just a tad. Holly slowly climbs farther and farther, until finally, she's at the top.And she stops."I'M SCARED!" She wails.>You can do it!>Okay, just climb down slowly, then.>Better go up and give her some "encouragement.">Other
>>34331399>You can do it!YES YOU CAN!
>>34331380Sling-kini Gundam vs GM Speedo!Battle start!
>>34331399>>You can do it!get everyone to start chanting
>>34331399>>Better go up and give her some "encouragement."AND NOT PUSH HER DOWN.
>>34331399>>You can do it!>>34331428Peer pressure!
>>34331424Das eet mang
>>34331399>>You can do it!
>>34331399>Better go up and give her some "encouragement."
>>34331399>You can do it!We believe in you, Holly. Besides, it's like ten feet. I'm sure you've been higher than that before.
>>34331436What do you think quoted encouragement means, Anon? That option is to go there and throw her off the diving board.You want to encourage her? Pick the 'you can do it' one then.
>>34331399Come on Holly, show us you've got the balls!
>>34331487I was thinking jump off the board together
>>34331504I like it.Maybe make a "Guess she forgot her balls at home," one too.
>>34331510Oh, you mean Sturmfuhrer Style?
>>34331399Does imouto wear overalls and nothing else, too?This is important.Oh, and>You can do it>Better go up and give her some "encouragement."Molest imouto as encouragement.
>>34331539Yea, thought she'd not be so scared if her onii-chan goes off the board together with her.
>>34331399"You can do it, Holly!" You call out from the bottom. "Just close your eyes and jump!""Um, um, um, BUT WHAT IF I FALL OFF!?!" She cries."YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO FALL OFF!" You respond. "A dive is nothing but a controlled fall!" "Maybe me and Lucina should go up there..." Charlotte says."Yes. Then we can just throw her off. She's not very physically strong." Lucina adds."No, we're NOT throwing my little sister off the diving board." You grunt and tilt your head up again. "Just go! You can do it!""Ah... ah... FINE!" Holly closes her eyes and jumps, landing in the water......in one of the most painful belly flops you've ever seen. EVERYBODY winces when they hear the loud SMACK as maximum little sister surface area contacts the water. You quickly dive in and swim over to Holly."Holly, are you okay?" You ask."That... was... AWESOME!" Holly squeals, apparently completely unphased. "I WANNA DO THAT AGAIN!"Man, what was it with younger siblings and their complete inability to feel pain? You so wish you could not worry about that sort of thing."Damn, she's got a lot of energy!" Charlotte laughs."Hey, Jack, you want to have a go?" Lucina asks, point at the diving board....shit now that board looked a lot taller than it did before.>I'm not afraid!>Ummm, maybe later.>Other
>>34331856>No words just do it
>>34331856>>I'm not afraid!
>>34331856>>I-I'm not afraid!
>>34331856Right after you.
>>34331856>OtherDo the Sturmfurher dive.
>>34331856>>I'm not afraid!Fuck tall shit, we're not scared
>>34331856>I'm not afraid!Of course we do.
>>34331856>I'm not afraid!Time to channel the spirit of THE KNIGHT PUNCHER and dive the fuck off that board!
>>34331856> I'm not afraid!WE'RE JUMPING OFF THE WHITE BASE!!!
>>34331876Just do it, like Nike
>>34331856Well, YOU TOTALLY WEREN'T scared. Without any words, you climb out of the pool, walk past the girls, and just start climbing the ladder up, reminding yourself not to look down. After quite a bit of climbing, you're at the top, with the diving board extending into the sky. Down below was the deep blue of the pool.You were also acutely aware everybody's eyes were on you.You take a deep breath. You weren't scared. In fact, you visualized the diving board as a mobile suit launch ramp. Yeah, you were the Gundam, being prepared to launch into battle. You can totally do this!"Jack Foulke, launching!" You whisper to yourself.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MgDN1u4_roAnd dash down the diving board, ready to leap into the pool.>Do a nice, graceful dive.>CANNONBALL!>Other
>>34332177>>Do a nice, graceful dive.
>>34332177>Do a nice, graceful dive.
>>34332177>Do a nice, graceful dive.Do it in style.
>>34332177>Do a nice, graceful dive.>Other. "The Waverider"
>>34332177>>CANNONBALL!Splash the girls
Here comes the snow!
>>34332264Now is that a dive or cannonball?
>>34332292A broken pencil, or at least that's what my friends call it. You jump down feet first, straight as a pencil. Just as you hit the water, you bring your legs forward, so instead of going down, you go sideways. Seems accurate, seeing as how Pixy was shot down and crashed.
>>34332177HAHAHAHA IT'S CANNONBALL TIME! YOU'RE GONNA HIT THAT POOL HARDER THAN ISLAND IFFISH HIT SYDNEY!Holy shit, that sounded SO wrong.>Roll 1d20
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>34332405
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>34332405BOOM
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>34332405
>>34332408>>34332412>>34332413The worst cannonballer.
An interesting set of rolls
>>34332435We got 2 12s. Can we make that a crit?
>>34332486You got two hands, can you make that a crit?
>>34332486only if all 3 rolls are 7.Heh.Magical Girl Jackpot
Rolled 7, 11, 1 = 19 (3d20)>>34332408>>34332413However, you cannonball technique could use some work, as your intended SPLASH was just a little sploosh. It didn't barely even reached the edge of the pool, but at least you managed to hit Holly, Amy and Jake. "Yep, should've figured you'd do that." Mac nods as he sips from his can of coke, still lounging in the hot tub. "Why wouldn't I?" You say as you swim clear of the diving board to allow Charlotte and Lucina to use it."Look out below!" Charlotte calls out as she leaps off the diving board. From her stance in the air, you could tell she was going to attempt a cannonball of her own.>DIVE DIVE!>Stand your ground and take it like a man.>Other
>>34332522>>Stand your ground and take it like a man.
>>34332522>>Stand your ground and take it like a man
>>34332522>Stand your ground and take it like a man.she's like a 100 pounds how bad can it be?
>>34332522>Stand your ground and take it like a man.Please Char. Please.
>>34332522Stand your ground. If it worked for Zimmerman...
>>34332522>Stand your ground and take it like a man.>Sam SwimsuitYou're bringing back memories for me Merc.
>>34332522>Stand your ground and take it like a man
>>34332581It did until the prosecutor decided it'd be a good way to propagate a race war. The police had it as an open and shut case.
>going under water when a loud noise is about to happen on the waterForwhatpurpose.jpg
>>34332522You stand your ground, and your gamble is rewarded as Charlotte's impact isn't really all that much more impressive as yours. You casually wipe the water out of your eyes as Charlotte recovers."Man, I never get tired of that." Charlotte grins. With her turn up, Lucina dashes off the diving board and performs a perfect, Olympic level dive, easily sliding into the water without creating much of a splash at all. Everybody just sort of instinctively claps."How was that?" Lucina asks as she surfaces."Ten." You say."Ten." Charlotte nods."Ten." Amy and Jake agree."AWESOME!" Holly shouts."Eeehhh.. 9.5." Mac shrugs and sees everybody glaring at him. "Hey! SOMEONE has to piss in the wind here!""That is SO the wrong analogy to use in this situation." You wince.Karen just looks on with an amused smile.>Hang with Mac>Hang with Amy and Jake>Hang with Karen>Other
>>34332848>>Hang with KarenBoss lady next.
>>34332848>>Hang with KarenLet's go talk to Boss next
>>34332848>Hang with Mac
>>34332848>>Hang with Karen
>>34332848>Hang with Karen
>>34332848>Hang with KarenThe club president needs more screentime.
>>34332848Mac since we can't hang out with out most neglected member, Jake.
>>34332848You swim over the Karen's side of the pool and site in the reclining seat next to her and stretch, taking in some of that nice afternoon sun."Are you having fun?" Karen asks with a smile."Oh yeah, lots." You nod. "You sure you're fine just sitting here all day?""Mmmmm, I'm not exactly what you call the 'athletic' type." Karen says. "I'd rather take things easy.""Oh? I though our fearless leader would be a bit more proactive than than that." You chuckle."With all the work I have to deal with, just being able to lie back and relax is a blessing in itself." Karen sighs.>School getting that tough?>You should totally swim with us.>What do you think about the upcoming special tournament?>Other
>>34332848>Hang with Holly
>>34333076>School getting that tough?
>>34333076>>School getting that tough?
>>34333076>>You should totally swim with us.
>>34333076>>You should totally swim with us.Social link get
>>34333076>>School getting that tough?>>You should totally swim with us.
>>34333076>>School getting that tough?>>What do you think about the upcoming special tournament?
>>34333076>You should totally swim with us.
>>34333076"Is school getting that tough?" You ask."Well, on top of having to manage all the bureaucracy needed to keep this team running, as well as schoolwork, things just sort of start piling up." Karen sighs. "I mean, it's not too much for me to handle, but it leaves much less free time than I would really like.""You know, you don't have to take all that stuff on by yourself." You frown. "I mean, we're a team, right? I think we can help share your workload.""You're going to regret it when I do." Karen warns."I guess we will, but at least it'll help you out." You chuckle. "Come on, there's no sense burning yourself out like this when you can get help.""I'll consider it." Karen nods."So, with that in mind, you should totally swim with us." You say. "Come on, it'll be fun!""I don't know..." Karen frowns.>Encourage her.>"Encourage" her.>Leave her be.>Other
>>34333305I bet she can't swim
>>34333305>>Encourage her.At least take her out to dinner first before we go for the quotation marks.
>>34333305>>"Encourage" her.>>34333368Then we can teach her to swim. While holding hands. Which is lewd. And just as keikaku.
>>34333368We'll cross that bridge when Jackie's gotta force the water outta her tiny little lungs.
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>34333305>Leave her be.>Other. Concoct a plan with Mac to have one of the girls offer to apply sunscreen lotion on Karen.Obviously a joke option.
>>34333305"Well, I know what will make up your mind!" You say and physically pick up Karen. Man, she was waaaaaaaaay lighter than you imagined."W-w-w-w-w-what are you doing!?" She cried."Making up your mind!" You laugh as you leap into the pool with still over your shoulder."Haha, nice one, Jack!" Mac laughs. "You could have just asked politely." Karen sighs."Then you just would have stalled politely!" You point out."...true." Karen concedes. "Hey! Jack! JAAAACK!" You hear Amy call out. You turn to see her sitting on top of Jake's shoulders, arms crossed and a big smile on her face. "I CHALLENGE YOUUUUUU!">Bring it on!>Nah, I'm not feeling it.>Other
>>34333666>Bring it on!
>>34333666>Bring it on!Although really, Jake and Mac have any chicken games basically on lockdown.
>>34333666>>Bring it on!It is in on like Donkey Kong.
>>34333666>>Bring it on!Put the Karen on top.She gonna have FUN whether she wants it or not.
>>34333666>Bring it on!The Knightpuncher is pleased with Jack.
>>34333666> Bring it on!ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH, JACK?
>>34333666>>34333305I'm not sure, but is Karen in a different year from the rest of the club members?
>>34333666>Bring it on!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqUsHmtZygghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipWoX9xL2No
>>34333666"Hahaha, bring it on!" You grin. "Karen, you ever been in a chicken fight, before?""A... what?" Karen raises an eyebrow."Well, you're going to find out now!" You say as you lift Karen into the air and place her on your shoulders. "W-w-what do I do?!" She asks, perplexed."You gotta try and push Amy off of Jake's shoulders." You say, pointing to the pair. "And they're gonna try to push you off my shoulders. Whoever pushes the other off first wins!""Ah, it sounds a bit like a Gunpla battle..." Karen muses."I guess it does, doesn't it?" You laugh. "Come on, let's beat their asses!""All right!""Wooo! Go Jack, I'm rooting for ya!" Mac calls out."C'mon Amy! Beat them up!" Holly whoops."Traitor!" You scowl."Nyah!" Holly sticks her tongue out at you.Freaking little sisters."Plan of attack?" Karen asks, now in competition mode. "You're our legs, after all.>Charge forward!>Let them come to you.>Other
>>34334266>Charge forward!As if there is any other way.
>>34334266>>Charge forward!Don't comment on her weight.
>>34334266>>Charge forward!Banzaaaai try no to think of them thighs
>>34334266>>Charge forward!When in doubt, attack!
>>34334266>Charge forward!!!Also, Build Fighters Try PV up on YT... http://youtu.be/XKMwhn7hFhc
Rolled 7, 20, 4 = 31 (3d20)>>34334266"We CHARGE FORWARD!" YOU yell, trying to rush Amy and Jake before they have a chance to get ready. "Go get them, Karen!""Right!" Karen nods.>roll 1d20
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>34334777
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>34334777
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>34334777
>>34334794Pretty good.Oh yeah, if we crit all three rolls, will we see wardrobe malfunctions?Please?
>>34334903You wanna see Jack's tiny willy? 'cuz that's what you'd get with 3 1s.
>>34334903What is this, Negima?
>>34334903Dude, this is a Blue Board! But it would be nice.
>>34334948It is /d/lite, yes.
>>34334933HE WAS IN THE POOL
>>34334983Yeah I know, and it's gonna be his board shorts floating in the water.
>>34334777Karen puts up a good fight, but unfortunately, she just can't quite seem to dislodge Amy, even with all of the extra momentum you're giving her. Amy and Jake stand their ground, with Jake widening his stance to take the brunt of the impact. Amy, meanwhile, easily shoves Karen off your shoulders and she gives a brief yelp before falling into the water."Yay!" Amy grins. "Gotta work out a little more, Karen. Those noodly arms of yours are not going to do you any good!""Noodly?" Karen blinks when her head rises from the water.Everybody laughs. You spend quite some time just messing about in the pool. Karen tries a few more rematches. She does... fairly well. If you call a 1-6 record against Amy good. Of course, things changed when Lucina got involved, and she pretty much demolished EVERYONE. It's then that you notice one of the servents standing at the poolside. Charlotte takes a brief break from the action and swims over to him."Lady Rafale, the programming that you requested me to inform you of will be starting shortly." He says simply."Oh... OH!" Charlotte's eyes light up. "Guys, GUYS! Some of the international Gunpla qualifier finals are starting up! Anybody want to come watch?"You look around. It was pretty late afternoon by now, and the sun was visibly starting to go down. However, you judge that you at least have another hour or two of decent sunlight left.>Yeah, let's go watch!>Nah, let's play around in the pool some more.>Other
>>34335098>Set the DVR, we've got pool bidniz
>>34335098>Nah, let's play around in the pool some more.Not too much sunlight yet we will need it
>>34335098>>Yeah, let's go watch!
>>34335098>>Yeah, let's go watch!It's likely on a big screen HD tv, something not watchable at home.
>>34335098>Nah, let's play around in the pool some more.watch some moeagare gunpla fight.
>>34335133The Gang's here all day (and night?). They can order chinese and watch it without all those stupid commercials after sunset.
>>34335098>Yeah, let's go watch!It's Build Fighters Quest. We would be doing something wrong if we didn't watch a Gunpla Battle.
>>34335098>Yeah, let's go watch!Given what her home theater set up is probably like, this is gonna be awesome!
>>34335106This and >>34335151 DVR is a godsend for stuff like this.
>>34335148fuck, meant to quote. >Yeah, let's go watch!
>>34335098>>Yeah, let's go watch!"...i guess getting the TV to pool is out of question?"
>>34335098>Yeah, let's go watch!
When are we ever going to get one of those a Gunpla special events? i.e. Gunpla Racing, Gunpla Baseball, Gunpla Ball Tossing, etc.
>>34335863What makes you say that?I recall that one of those matches were alluded to during one of Jack's early BP farming tourney.
>>34335098"Yeah, let's go watch!" You say, clambering out of the pool."Yeah, there's a TV in the pool house, so we can watch on that." Charlotte says, climbing out of hte pool as well and drying herself off with a towel. "Let's go!"You and the rest of the team, plus Holly, enter the pool house's massive living room, where you side a very, VERY large flatscreen set up on the wall. You had to stay calm, and keep your jealousy from rising."Hot damn this is a real sweet pool house!" Mac grins. "Whoa! There's even a freaking bar!""No." Lucina grabs Mac by the shoulder."Aw, party pooper." Mac pouts."Amazing..." Amy whistles as she looks around. ""Big." Jake says simply."Yeah yeah, get it all out of your systems." Charlotte sighs and picks up a remote control, activating the TV. The first program that comes up is what looks to be a reply of SD Gundam."I HAVE NO IDEA WHY IT WAS ON THAT CHANNEL." Charlotte says quickly and loudly as she flips to another random channel. Sure, Charlotte, deny it all you want."DUDE I LOVE THAT SHOW, TOO!" Holly squeals.Heh."A-anyways, there's a few going on right now. Which do you want to see?" Charlotte asks, regaining her composure.>Italian finals.>German finals. >French finals.>Other
>>34335987>German>Other>Mac distracts Lucina>Jack distributes jungle juiceI bet the German meta is insane.
>>34335987>German finals.When in doubt go with Deutschland.
>>34335987>Italian finals.We just watched Greco's match last time, it's to be expected to see his rival/counterpart too.
>>34335987Germans build the best
>>34335987>Korean finalsor>Chinese finalsIf this is anything like my e-sports god only knows what they're cooking up.
>>34336031Or Swedish/French. Chinese and Korean are the best at RTS though.
>>34336031Chinese dot-, er, Chinese gunpla is probably boring.It's like chinese doto circa 2011 or 2012.
>>34335987>>Italian finals.I want to see Mr. Wing Gundam in action.
>>34335987>>Italian finals.Italian dandy?Italian dandy.
>all these German votesLooks like we'll be seeing another beatdown on NTR'd guy and his scratch build Gaw.
>>34335987>Italian finalsFELLINI TIME!
>>34335987>German finals.I wonder how this is gonna play out?
>>34335987>Italian finals.because Felini.
>>34335987"Let's try to the German finals." You say. "I wanna see if Rainer Cziommer gets his ass kicked again!""Really, man? The poor guy just can't catch a break." Mac shakes his head."I get a bit of perverse pleasure watching him lose horribly. I don't know why." You shrug."Yeah, he's way funnier when he loses." Holly nods."Am I missing something here?" Amy frowns."Yeah, what's up?" Jake asks."Well," You grin. "IT all started back in the 7th World Tourney. "Cziommer looked like he was on a hot streak. Breezed through the qualifiers and looked dead set to at least place high in the finals.""And I presume he didn't." Amy guessed."What? You never saw it?!" You look at her perplexed. "Anyways, Cziommer gets into the World Tourney, and gets his ass whomped repeatedly. Apart from the first game, he didn't win a SINGLE match. Almost pretty tragic. I think he got cursed after that, too, since for the 8th and 9th, he always got defeated in the final round of qualifiers.""Harsh." Jake frowns."Anyways, I wonder who he's up against now.""Hello, Gunpla fans!" A hyper, pink haired girl says happily. You recognize her as Kirara, the Gundam Idol. "If you've just tuned in, the final round for the German Gunpla Qualifiers is about to start! First up, we have our Tourney veteran Rain Cziommer with his Big Bigro!"You see the lanky, red haired battler step up to the battle table, a rather large mobile armor Gunpla in his hands. He gives a cocky grin and waves to the crowd."Even though he's had some lousy luck in the last couple of years, maybe he'll be able to turn it around this year! Or not."Cziommer then shoots a nasty look at the camera as if he had heard that remark."Continuing on," Kirara says, completely ignoring Cziommer's glare, "is a relative newcomer to the tournament, Laura Schwarz!"(cont)
>>34336685You then see a young, white haired girl with an eyepatch march up to the table with almost military precision. She snaps a sharp salute to the judge, who gives her a confused look before awkwardly returning the salute. "Schwarz here pilots the Loto Leopard!" You see the German girl set down a Loto, that looks to be painted grey. Instead of the standard two shoulder mounted cannons, it sports one, massive cannon over one shoulder, while the other seems to have a counterweight and optic system. The arms you see are modified into really wicked looking claws. Both fighters nod to each other and place their Gunpla on the table.BEGINNING PLAVSKY PARTICLE DISPERSALFIELD: DESERT"So who do you think is going to win?" Charlotte asks.Well, you do want to go right ahead and say the new girl would, but some part of you kinda feels for Cziommer. Besides, you'd get more amusement from him if he managed to reach the finals...>Laura>Cziommer>I don't know.
>>34336699>>I don't know.
>>34336699>CziommerToday's the day!
>>34336685>Kirara, the Gundam Idol.WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!>>34336699>Laura>not just giving her Throne EinsCome on now, Merc. Schwarzer Haase is very obviously Throne Eins.>>34336699>Laura
>>34336699>CziommerSomething something underdog. Just throw him a bone.
>>34336699>CziommerI wonder if there is a version of her in cyber idols and is stalking jenner
>>34336699>>Laura.....poor Cziommer, but MA tended not fare well on narrative.
>>34336699>LauraThat Loto does not seem to have sufficient dakka, but it'll probably claw the Bigro to death
>>34336699>I don't know.Say what you will about Cziommer, but his builds are actually pretty solid, if a bit grounded in basics with very little external aesthetic changes.Guess it's a chance for us to analyze that part (Builder aspect, as opposed to Plavsky Hax analysis) at least.
Characters and Gunpla: http://pastebin.com/e16JZdXsMerc doesn't the MC have an increase of intuition?Also the dakka balls have the one Missile pod each
>>34336699Welp, abandon all hope.If we meet Laura, then Char is destined to win. Proximity to each other causes both of them to become EVEN MORE ADORABLE.And heaven help us if they break out... that.
>>34336817It also doesn't mention the auto-recovery system we have for the Balls. I'm looking forward to playing with that, I can see some nasty tricks taking advantage of it.
>>34336847Oh god. Imagine in CQC... BALL SMASH
>>34336699>LauraI want to say Cziommer, but damn this choice is tempting.
>>34336864That's one of them, yeah. I suggest we make a Wrecking Ball at some point. We can design it to look like the GN Hammer on the Astraea. Just big spiky GN Condensers all over it, it'll be great.
>>34336902or we can get a Ball and attack beam sabers all over it. It'll make for a great melee ball, just spin it and it becomes one of the deadliest CQC suits.
Sorry, posting is delayed for a bit.
>>34336993Is it called a hedgehog, or a Phalanx?
>>34337012Black & Decker's Ultimate summer Shrub Cutter.
>>34337012Phalanx implies defense. Hedgeball? Once we get into a match with a CQC focused team, we need to get all our balls in this configuration.
>>34337042This, but with beam sabers?
>>34337115Yup. And we'll have multiples of them.
>>34336731Assuming she's not using anything out of Advance of Zeta instead.
>>34336699Laura for the win, of course.
>>34336699"I want to say Cziommer is going to win... but come on, it's Cziommer. He's not gonna win." You shrug. "Harsh, but true." Charlotte nods. "Oh crap, I think I know her.""Really?" You blink"Yeah, on one of my parents' business trips. Stopped by in Berlin for a couple weeks and I think I saw her there. Maybe. My memory on that time is a bit fuzzy.""Is she a formidable fighter?" Lucina asks, clearly interested."I dunno, maybe? It was at a time where I could really Gunpla battle as much, and I don't think she really knew about the hobby then, either. However, if she did pick it up, I'm pretty sure she'd practice to perfection. You know, all that German military precision."The battle soon begins. Cziommer flies straight out the gate with his Bigro. The giant mobile armor stalks the desert dunes, looking for its quarry. Suddenly, a cannon shot rings out, and a flying shell zooms in and bounces off the Bigro's sloped armor. The mobile are is sent spinning, but is otherwise unharmed. You frown. With a projectile cannon like that, firing at maximum range meant it would lose a lot of momentum. Why would she shoot prematurely like that instead of waiting for the Bigro to get closer?Sniffing blood in the water, the Bigro makes a sharp turn and barrels forward at full speed launching a shower of missiles that sends explosions rippling across the desert ridge the cannon shot originated from.And there's the Loto, completely out in the open. The cannon fires again with aloud BOOM, but this time Cziommer manages to dodge it and the Bigro fires its beam cannon and incinerates the Loto.(cont)
>>34337305...or it would have, had the mobile suit not popped like a balloon while the cannon itself exploded."A decoy?" Charlotte frowned."She attached her cannon to the decoy to convince him it was the real thing." Lucina nodded. "That means she must be..."Suddenly, the REAL Loto Leopard burst from the sand underneath the Bigro. Cziommer had no possible way of knowing where it was before the Loto started digging its claws directly into the Mobile Armor's underbelly. The Bigro tried to gain altitude to get away, but the Loto takes one last swipe at the Bigro's innards, taking out something important as the Bigro spins out of control and slams into the soft sand. The Loto then aims an arm mounted rocket launcher at the crippled Bigro and fires off two missiles, blowing the thing to pieces.WINNER: LOTO LEOPARD"Well, I couldn't say I wasn't expecting that one." You shrug. "Say, doesn't that mean the American finals are coming up soon?" "Yeah, in two days." Charlotte nods."You think you're ready to go up against Greco Roman?""Oh, I know I am." She grins.>Well, good luck, then.>You have a plan, don't you?>Other
>>34337314>Well, good luck, then.
>>34337314>>Well, good luck, then.
>>34337314>You have a plan, don't you?>This is a safe space tell me everything or else we're gonna DVR some skinemax and blame it on you
>>34337314>You have a plan, don't you?>Other. (I can't seem to wrap my head around how Greco does that thing with the shield, so you're gonna need it.)
>>34337314>A kiss for luck.
>>34337314>Greco RomanReally, Merc?>>34337314>You have a plan, don't you?
>>34337358You know Merc drinks when he quests.
>>34337314>>Well, good luck, then.We'll end seeing it all the same. Just wish her luck.
>>34337314>Other"Fair enough. The ones you really have to worry about are us, anyway. The odds of one of us making it into the tournament are slim, but if they do you just know you're going to wind up matched against them. That's just how these things work."
>>34337314"Well, good luck with that, then." You say."Thanks." Charlotte smiles. You watch the rest of the report. You see the post-match interviews where Cziommer, tears in his eyes, declares he'll be back next year to hopefully take revenge on Ricardo Fellini for what you assume is some sort of imagined slight against him. Kirara just gives him a poisonous look as he leaves. Laura isn't much better. She gives a few curt words thanking Rommel and his book before marching off, leaving behind a very confused Kirara."She's... pretty strict." Mac says."Yeah.... she's German. That should explain everything." Charlotte shrugs."I'd like to fight her." Lucina says."Um, in Gunpla or for real?" You ask."Why not both?" Lucina blinks.You just sigh and shake your head.The show switches to two generic ESPN announcers, who announce the results of both the Italian and French qualifier finals. Of course, Fellini sweeps the Italian qualifiers without breaking a sweat, while in France some guy named Charles Nungesser gets it."Ah, we can just watch those online later or something." Charlotte says, leaving the couch and heading for the bar. She reaches into one of the cabinets and pulls out a bottle of wine."Whoa, what the heck are you doing?" You ask, shocked."Getting a drink?" Charlotte looks at you confused."Aren't you underage?""What the hell are you talk- OH RIGHT, there's a drinking age, here!" Charlotte laughs. "But most European nations don't!"Charlotte proceeds to pour herself a glass and gives you a sly grin."Wanna try some? I promise I won't tell!">Okay, sure!>Eh, no thanks.>Other
>>34337493>>Okay, sure!Just a sip never hurt anyone...except Lucas...
>>34337493>Sure.>What does the bartender recommend?
>>34337493>Eh, no thanks.>Other"Nah, I've got no idea of what makes for good wine. It would just be wasted on me."
>>34337493>Only if Lucina does it.This must happen
>>34337493>>Okay, sure!>>If i start going too heavily, please cut me off.Wine isn't that strong generally but still...
>>34337493>Okay, sure!What could possibly go wrong.jpg
>>34337493>Eh, no thanks.
>>34337493>ask Lucina and MacMac seemed interested and I want to see Lucina get drunk
>>34337539We kiss a trap, resulting in her slapping us and running out.
>>34337493>"I'd like to fight her." Lucina says.>>"Um, in Gunpla or for real?" You ask.>>"Why not both?" Lucina blinks.Pic related.>>34337493>Eh, no thanks.Wine will fuck you up if you don't know what you're doing.
>>34337557If it's a trap it's a dude, bro, unless Jackie is all sorts of confused.>captcha: "nignoid"Seems a little harsh, captcha...
>>34337493>Other"Only if you also promise that this isn't going to be some placebo effect thing where it's not really alcoholic and you just tell me it is, leading to me acting all weird and goofy because I think I'm drunk but actually it's just me being a chump, and then you laugh at me. I have watched too many sitcoms to allow that to happen to me, Charlotte."
>>34337493>Okay, sure!Time to get cozy with Charlotte
>>34337493"Okay, sure." You nod, genuinely curious."Oooookay!" Charlotte bends down behind the bar and pulls out several bottles of liquid. "Pick your poison!">Be a pussy and pick a beer.>Be a girl and pick a cocktail.>Be a man and pick a win.>Be a LEGEND and pick hard liquor.>Other
>>34337493>Okay, sure!What could possibly go wrong anyway?
>>34337613Pick a wine
>>34337613>>Be a girl and pick a cocktail.
>>34337613>pussy>BeerWell fuck you, buddy.>other>malibu lou
>>34337613>Be a LEGEND and pick hard liquor.There are 3 kinds. of alcohol. AND WE"RE NOT PUSSIES
>>34337613as if we have a choice? >Legend
>>34337613>Be a LEGEND
>>34337613>Be a man and pick a win.
>>34337613>Challenge Mac and Lucina with hard liqueur
>>34337613>Be a LEGEND and pick hard liquor.Go big!
>>34337613Be russian and pick Vodka.
>>34337613Harvey Ballwanger. It's like a Harvey Wallbanger, except with laboratory-grade ethanol.
>>34337613>Be a LEGEND and pick hard liquor.
>>34337613>Be a girl and pick a cocktail.Mint julep. Gunpla Battle is like horse racing, right?
>>34337613>Be a LEGEND and pick hard liquor.If we're gonna make a mistake, lets make a big one
>>34337613>>Be a man and pick a wine.Futile attempt to choose a reasonable choice while people are going full BRB mashing retard.To those that voted against drinking, I apologize for my role in enabling the ensuing fiasco.
>>34337613>LEGEND WE ARE NOW LEGENDARY JACK FOULKE
>>34337613>>Be a LEGEND and pick hard liquor.Time for underaged drunken Newtype acid tripping!
>>34337613>Be a man and pick a wine.Match what Charlotte is drinking.
>>34337613>Be a man and pick a win.Let's not get too crazy.
>>34337613I can already see this ending in Jack drinking too much, getting sick, puking on the floor, and passing out.Sort of like the first time I drank really.
>>34337613LEGENDARY.Protip: Only real men drink Sambuca.
>>34337613>Be a man and pick a win.Please, let's not get too drunk?
Rolled 9, 2, 7 = 18 (3d20)>>34337613Well, fuck it. If you were going to go, you were going to go BIG."Vodka." You say."Whoa, really?" Charlotte blinks and steps back for a bit. "That's... pretty powerful stuff, you sure?""Yeah." You nod."Whoa, balls of steel, right there, man!" Mac grins. "Ooooh! Ooooh! Can I try!?" Holly squeaks."No. You're not drinking ANY of this stuff, Holly.""Awwwww." Holly pouts."All right." Charlotte pours some of the clear liquid in a small glass. You look at if for a second, wonder how an innocuous, clear liquid like this could cause so much dread in you. "Aw, what the hell." Charlotte pours a glass for herself. "Bottoms up!">roll 1d20
>>34337723That was like my first time smoking pot, but I puked on the patio into the bushes and my glasses fell off my face down into the dirt.hawkward.
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>34337732Drinking for bitches
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>34337732fug 60s cd>>34337740whelp
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>34337732
>>34337493Gee, I wonder who won the UK qualifiers?> it's a Cecilia, in a Hi-Nu...
>>343377471s don't count so weare okay
>>34337747Well, we passed the fortitude test. Interesting that the DC isn't a static value, though. I guess the vodka is just so badass that it counts as a sentient creature actively trying to oppose us.
>>34337765I think the floating nature is more Jackie than the vodka.Alcohol is. Jackie's a loose cannon, a hot blooded young cop hellbent on making a name for himself...
>>34337747And we are now better than Lucas.
>>34337784Fuck Lucas. Worse Merc protagonist ever
>>34337784So are a lot of other things, I'm not sure that's a good point of comparison.
>>34337747You take the shot in one gulp, and immediately you feel your mouth and throat burning, and you suddenly feel extremely dizzy. However, the discomfort eventually passes and you actually feel... pretty good. "Whoa." You say simply."Damn, that's.... more powerful than I though." Charlotte coughs. You see her face flushed red. She sees you barely effected and giggles. "Hehehe, looks like you're a natural at this, huh?""I guess I am." You blink.The others decide to join in, however they decide to take weaker drinks, instead. Mac and Jake settle for beers, while Amy gets a rum and coke. Lucina takes a shot of whiskey. Karen opts not to drink, citing that as your seniors, it was her responsibility to keep an eye on you all, and Holly. Especially Holly. The others seem to be enjoying their drinks just fine. You notice Lucina down her shot like nothing."Whoa, how do you do that, Lucina?" You blink."Whenever my Dad comes home, he always has lots of friends over." Lucina shrugs. "You pick up a few things from them."Huh."LUCINA!" Charlotte yells, slamming a bottle down on the table. "Let's see how good you are!""Is that a challenge?" Lucina raises an eyebrow.Oh boy, you knew how Lucina handled challenges."Yep!" Charlotte grinned. "We both already had a shot, so things should still be even.""Your funeral." Lucina says with a slight smirk."You wish." Charlotte retorts with a grin.>Better stop them.>Stand back and watch the fireworks.>Might as well join in.>Other
>>34337784>>34337800Eh VMQ2 was just cursed in both dice rolls and other things.
>>34337834>>Better stop them.
>>34337834>Better stop them.better not let them (self-)sabotage.
>>34337834>Might as well join in.>let's have a wager
>>34337834>Might as well join in.Lets keep making mistakes until we actually pay for them
>>34337834>Might as well join in.
>>34337834>>Might as well join in.>>Make a wager, last (wo)man standing
>>34337834>Stand back and watch the fireworks.God, why does /tg/ always intentionally make the worst decision?
>>34337890Because stupid trust in the dice
>>34337834>Might as well join in.>raise the stakes
>>34337834>Stand back and watch the fireworks.
>>34337890>BECAUSE IT'S FUN~ ANON!!
>>34337834>Better stop them.Someone is going to puke.
>>34337890Because we got lolz if we win or lose.
>>34337753Strike Freedom, actually.Blue Tears is Strike Freedom.Yeah, Cecilia Alcott is a Seedfag.Yet another reason to hate the Limey slut.>>34337834>Lucina takes a shot of whiskey.She ain't into wine and roses. Beer just makes her turn up her nose, and she can't stand the thought of sippin' champagne. No Cuervo Gold margaritas, just ain't enough good burn in tequila, she needs somethin' with a little more edge and a little more pain.>Might as well join in.
>>34337890Because we trust Karen
>>34337890because they think it's funny/hate merc.>>34337943Eh she's closer to the Cherdum (sniper/bits), Strike Freedom is more beam spam/funnels/TOO MANY FUCKING GUNS
>>34337834"Hey, count me in." You say. "I mean, it looks I got a knack for this.""Yeah, sure, the more the merrier!" Charlotte grins."I hope you can keep up with us." Lucina says."I'll try." You grin. "Anyways, how about we raise the stakes on this with a bit of a wager?" You ask."Oh?" Charlotte's eye glints. "I got an idea. How about... the winner gets a kiss from the losers!">You're on.>How about... (specify)>Other
>>34337973>Other"Okay, this isn't fair. If you're drunk enough to think that's a good idea you're clearly in no condition to compete. Also: You want a kiss from Lucina? Did not expect that from you."
>>34337973>You're on.Chance at a kiss from Best Girl?Oh fuck the hell yes.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GodHx-REx30You don't know how hype her being in has me for this shit.
>>34337973>Only if Lucina is comfortable with this not sure she will want to accept a kiss from either of us
>>34337973>If Lucina is okay with this,If so>You're on.
>>34337973FOR GOD AND COUNTRY
Rolled 9, 1, 4, 8, 13, 6 = 41 (6d20)>>34337973"Um, Lucina, are you okay with this?" You turn to your friend."Well, I'd like to think myself as pretty open minded..." Lucina shrugs.Well, you'll take that as a yes, then."Okay, fine, you're on." You say, "Pour.">roll 1d20
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>34338068
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>34338068
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>34338068Fail time!
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>34338068Come on
>>34338078Nope, you beat both of them. Looks like smooches time for Jack.
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>34338068FOR GLORY
>>34338078I love you anon.Kisses from best girls
>>34338087>>34338091Huh. When I saw the first two I wasn't expecting to roll better.
>>34338068You all burn through three or four shots. Even though you're a newcomer, you manage to hold your own. Charlotte and Lucina do pretty well, but in the end, you manage best both of them. Charlotte, swaying dangerously from her chair, leans back."Can't take anymore..." She sighs. "That's going to be my last one." Lucina hiccups."So I guess... I'm the winner?" You blink. You weren't expecting that."Mmmmmm, I guess that means the losers gotta kiss him!" Charlotte giggles as she sways side to side."Indeed." Lucina says, her face flushed as she hiccups again.Before you know it, both girls flank you and each kiss you one on the cheek.You... you have no words for what you're feeling right now.Best. Sleepover. Ever.>And that's it for tonight! As always, next thread is next week. Don't forget to catch Cyberpunk Idols on Saturday and PJ Witches on Sunday!
>>34338160>first time drinking>vodka>nothing goes wrong>keep drinking>nothing goes wrongI'm both angry and happy
>>34338160Indeed it is a best sleepover ever.best girls ever!Also Merc will we fight against people who challenged us?
>>34338160I'm proud, hahaha. Thanks for the run Merc.
>>34338183Most likely not. I'm trying to push things along and if you get into the World Tourney, there will be plenty of other people to fight!
>>34338207If Lucina or Charlotte won would we had a vote on where we kissed them?Also Lucina and char points?
>>34338160>Before you know it, both girls flank you and each kiss you one on the cheek. You... you have no words for what you're feeling right now. Best. Sleepover. Ever.
>>34338207What did Mac and jake think of the situation
>>34338290Too buzzed to care, I believe.
>>34338290I like to think they were singing eye of the tiger