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    11 KB Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/17/09(Sat)11:30 No.3432282  
    As the sun rises over the featureless sphere, I'm already regretting the fact that I'm 1) stupid enough to do this and 2) ruining your internet with yet another faggorty doodlequest.

    But the sun rises anyway, shining rays of shit straight into your eyes.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)11:31 No.3432292
    i sage the thread
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)11:32 No.3432293
    I tell the sun to cut it the fuck out and piss off.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/17/09(Sat)11:32 No.3432294
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    FUCK YEAH, YOU'RE A BABY AND YOU'VE BEEN BORN. You can hardly hear anything over how born you are.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/17/09(Sat)11:32 No.3432301
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    Daddy wants to know whether you're a boy or a girl. Which one are you?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)11:34 No.3432307

    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)11:34 No.3432309
    Goddamnit Hiter!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)11:34 No.3432310

    We are the little girl.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)11:35 No.3432316
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    what is this shit?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)11:35 No.3432320

    I wish to be the little girl.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)11:35 No.3432321
    Tentacle monster.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/17/09(Sat)11:35 No.3432325
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    Congratulations, daddy! It's a girl!

    Say bye to daddy, being dragged away by the police for looking at naked minors. Bad daddy!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)11:36 No.3432332
    Clearly, the baby is Osaka.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)11:39 No.3432361

    What is this? It's all so happy! Where's the GRIMDARK?


    Ah, there it is.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/17/09(Sat)11:41 No.3432378
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    Suddenly, life sucks! You are in a damp, stinking tunnel! You also have amnesia and all that fun stuff.

    What do you do, JOAN?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)11:41 No.3432381
    in b4 schlick
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)11:42 No.3432383
    Use POSTER to make AWESOME HAT.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)11:42 No.3432385
    Open tool box.

    Receive massive spanner set.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)11:42 No.3432388
    Learn to walk! I just got born, I need to start with the basics!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)11:42 No.3432391

    I look in the box below the poster. There's got to be something around here I can use.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)11:43 No.3432397
    look at poster!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)11:43 No.3432398
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)11:44 No.3432407
    I stockpile supplies for the coming zombie apocalypse
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)11:44 No.3432408
    feast upon own flesh
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)11:47 No.3432428
    Detect incredibly obscure, possibly inadvertent Buffy reference.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)11:47 No.3432433

    Take poster.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/17/09(Sat)11:49 No.3432445
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    Your hat-making skill is not high enough to make a truly cool hat, but you make an ugly hat anyway. There is an EXTREMELY CRYPTIC MESSAGE written on the wall behind the poster!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)11:49 No.3432452

    Read the message.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)11:50 No.3432454
    My name's JOAN? Fuck that. Change my name to Princess Rachael Yuyuko Wilhelmina Dragonovna von Skyfucker XVIII.

    ...then I take the poster.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)11:50 No.3432455
    CLEAN up God damn room
    >> Nanomachine !!sYW5JNY2dJX 01/17/09(Sat)11:50 No.3432458
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)11:51 No.3432469

    Convert POSTER HAT into POSTER UNDERWEAR, I don't want fa/tg/uys seeing my vagOOO
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)11:51 No.3432470

    What's on the other side of the room?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)11:51 No.3432473
    Open toolbox
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)11:52 No.3432486

    Read the message, then look inside the box.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/17/09(Sat)11:57 No.3432525
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    The message on the wall reads "JOAN, YOU ARE", written in something utterly unnameable substance, such as black spraypaint. The message appears to be INCOMPLETE.

    In the box there is a roll of duct tape and a very unshiny coin.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)11:58 No.3432536
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)11:58 No.3432537
    Make shorts out of the duct tape, then look at the coin.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)11:58 No.3432538
    Make a crude armor out of duct tape
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)11:59 No.3432550
    How much ductape? Enough to make PAINFUL FOR TAKING OFF DUCTAPE UNDERWEAR?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)12:00 No.3432555
    Call out, see if there's anyone else there.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)12:00 No.3432557
    In the FACE.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)12:00 No.3432558

    Duct tape underwear. Do it faggot.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)12:01 No.3432564
    Just stick the duct tape together so only the nonadhesive side is on the surface. Problem solved!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)12:02 No.3432576

    Ignore these faggots, we might need that Duct Tape later for something important.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)12:03 No.3432584
    Exactly why we should get to puntching that cyrptic message.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)12:03 No.3432586
    I get out of the shithole
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)12:04 No.3432591
    What could be more important than ensuring the safety of our vulva

    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)12:05 No.3432598
    in before "no joan you are the demons"
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/17/09(Sat)12:07 No.3432616
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    You punch the cryptic message. Entirely unexpectedly, your hand hurts like hell.
    In your new, entirely uncomfortable duct tape panties, you cradle your sore hand and oggle at the unshiny coin. It appears old and you can barely make out the number and denomination, indicating the coin as a "2 d" coin, whatever that is in LOLLARS.

    You are now out of duct tape, but the cardboard cylinder has not magically disappeared.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)12:08 No.3432634
    Burst into song.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)12:10 No.3432646
    Craft bracers out of cardboard cylinder
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)12:10 No.3432647
    Gather up some of the pieces of paper on the floor and read them. Then make them into hobo shoes.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)12:11 No.3432654
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)12:14 No.3432669
    Painfully take piece of ductape from underwear. Place coin on forehead and ductape it there. You now look awesome.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/17/09(Sat)12:15 No.3432678
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    You sing a song about your hurting hand, your new duct tape panties and your unshiny coin.

    Your song sucks and you get depressed.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)12:16 No.3432682

    Joan is d'awwwww.

    See if there's any water around that you can use to wash the coin in. If you're lucky you might be able to make the inscriptions on it a bit more visible.

    Also, do I recognise what "LOLLARS" are? Are they the national currency in this world, or do we still use the Dollar/Pound Sterling/Euro/Whatever?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)12:16 No.3432683
    That one splotch on the wall, to the right of the message, looks like its flipping me off.

    I flip it off back.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)12:17 No.3432686
    Let's blow this popsicle stand. Put the tube and coin in the box and take it with us.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)12:17 No.3432688
    Wait, is there more in the toolbox? It looks glowy.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)12:17 No.3432692
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)12:18 No.3432694
    Joan goes outside
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)12:18 No.3432702
    "2 d" is probably short for "2 dollars". Maybe we're in Canada?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)12:19 No.3432704
    Look through the window and see other kids having a much better life.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)12:19 No.3432707
    Echoing this. Whatever's in there that's shiny has to be either important or deadly. Both if I'm lucky.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)12:20 No.3432708
    Taste the coin.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)12:23 No.3432728
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    Nah, unless the coin is REALLY dirty, she'd have noticed the two-pieces to the coin (an outer nickel ring, and an inner mostly copper disc).

    Pic related.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)12:28 No.3432760

    I, Joan, realize the meaning of the incomplete message!

    Joan! You are...T(on the wall)...he one I love.

    This brings hope and happiness, comforting me even though my song sucked and my duct-tape panties are sticky.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/17/09(Sat)12:31 No.3432791
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    You wash the coin in A SPOT OF MOISTURE. You manage to remove some dirt, but the coin remains very unshiny.
    You put your things in the box, close it and pick it up. No explosions related to vendors of frozen consumables occur.
    You relocate yourself further up the tunnel.

    No. It's just standard BOX-GLOW.

    Also, LOLLARS are the global currency, except for the Middle-East where the popular currency is sand. "d" is not a known denomination.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)12:33 No.3432804
    Scream "Bullshit."
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)12:34 No.3432825
    Examine the duct tape panties. Closely.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)12:34 No.3432827
    Aw yiss, is that some muthafukkin paint on the ground. Grab dat shit, holmes.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)12:36 No.3432833
    What's that thing on the wall near you?

    Is it just a cockroach, or a bit of grafitti, or what?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)12:36 No.3432835

    I, Joan, realize the meaning of the incomplete message from down the tunnel!

    Joan! You are...T(on the wall)...he one I love.

    This brings hope and happiness, comforting me even though my song sucked and my duct-tape panties are sticky.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)12:36 No.3432837
    [x] befriend bug
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)12:36 No.3432840
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/17/09(Sat)12:37 No.3432850
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    You scream "BULLSHIT" as loud as you can (you reach 14 desibels), but absolutely fuck-all happens.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)12:38 No.3432855
    Leave room.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)12:39 No.3432860
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)12:39 No.3432861
    well, this place is sort of terrible, and dull.

    I believe it's huffing time.

    Huff some paint, lets go on an adventure in imagination land!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)12:41 No.3432869
    Pull the back of our shirt collar towards our face while looking to the side, so we can see if the tag has a "MADE IN [x]" label, or a name written on it or something.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)12:41 No.3432875
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/17/09(Sat)12:42 No.3432878
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    You are in a tunnel. There is no room you could leave to escape your wonderful life.

    Your shitty paper-hat is almost dead from the moisture in the tunnel's air.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)12:44 No.3432889
    There's nothing else to do here! Shlick until you pass out!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)12:44 No.3432890
    Follow source of tunnel air.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)12:44 No.3432891

    Take the hat off and put it under your shirt to try and keep it dry. Walk down the tunnel, occasionally calling out to see if anyone else is there.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)12:44 No.3432894
    Put SHIT ON GROUND in box
    EAT bug
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)12:45 No.3432900

    Damn she's cute.
    >> ANGRY MARINE 01/17/09(Sat)12:48 No.3432926
    >start punching
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)12:51 No.3432940
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)12:52 No.3432950
    go further into the tunnel, and be mad about it
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)12:53 No.3432957
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/17/09(Sat)12:55 No.3432971
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    You "TOUCH YOURSELF AT NIGHT" for five minutes and pass out from the strain of the effort.
    The air simply exists, there's absolutely no indication of a defined source.
    You put the hat under your shit, but it disintegrates and falls to the ground, leaving a some residue stuck on your skin. It feels icky.
    You see no bugs, but you put the CRUSHED CAN into your box. Then you pick up the...


    ...the what? It is soft and cold, and it is dripping something from both ends! The red stuff looks awfully like coagulated blood, and the white stuff is icky! You are overcome by a feeling of HORROR.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)12:55 No.3432973
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    I know what to do.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)12:56 No.3432979
    Oh, severed penis. Fun.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/17/09(Sat)12:58 No.3432992
    You also wake up between passing out and putting your hat under your shirt, because it would be silly if you did it while unconscious.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)12:59 No.3432996

    Put the severed penis inside the crushed can so that it won't drip on anything else, then put it inside your box.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)12:59 No.3432999
    Open the door, get on the floor.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)12:59 No.3433001

    Also, see if there's anything around you can use to brush your hair a bit.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)12:59 No.3433002
    Oh jeez, yuck. But if it's still dripping from the white end, it must've been recently severed.

    Shriek and throw the dick away, look to see if there's a blood trail on the ground starting where the penis had been.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)13:00 No.3433007
    A normal whisper is 30 decibels, so JOAN is... Quiet, I guess.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)13:00 No.3433016
    Oh fuck, I think I just found out where this is going.

    Anyway, explore more of the room. There has to be SOMETHING else there somewhere.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)13:00 No.3433017
    That's not a bug on the wall? Then is it a drawing of a bug?
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/17/09(Sat)13:03 No.3433042
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    It doesn't fit inside the crushed can.

    However, your fiddling has an undesirable effect!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)13:04 No.3433057
    Engage in battle with penis monster.
    Use STOMP!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)13:05 No.3433063
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)13:05 No.3433064
    Functional Severed Penis Hentai skit incominggg

    Take the severed penis and insert it into your vagina, It might feel good!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)13:06 No.3433075
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)13:07 No.3433079
    OR IS IT?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)13:08 No.3433084

    Okay, NOW we can do this. >>3433002
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)13:09 No.3433094
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)13:12 No.3433106
    Been a while since I had a good dickin...
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)13:16 No.3433125
    use the dick, UP THE ASS
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)13:16 No.3433126
    Started off good, quickly descended into /b/ failure. Fuck you Double-Faggot.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)13:19 No.3433150

    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/17/09(Sat)13:22 No.3433163
    It's a direct hit with PANIC BONUS! The SEVERED PENIS perishes!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)13:22 No.3433169
    Use Dick on Vagina in the wall
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/17/09(Sat)13:23 No.3433178
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    ...Now with an attached image!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)13:24 No.3433180
    throw the dick away, proceed searching the tunnel
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)13:24 No.3433184

    Alright, we've stomped the foul thing.

    Wipe the gross off your foot, then try to decide what to do next.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)13:26 No.3433192
    Awesome. Now follow blood trail.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)13:28 No.3433206
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    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/17/09(Sat)13:29 No.3433212
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    You slump down against the wall, trying to calm down a bit. You wonder what you should do next.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)13:31 No.3433219
    Go to sleep, exhasted from all the drama.
    Wait for something to develop.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)13:34 No.3433237
    First spread your legs a bit wider, you sleep better...
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)13:41 No.3433292
    I wake up, realizing I am still a little kid, in mommy's home. I look around, surrounded by various good-natured toys... but the door is locked from the outside, and I hear crying coming from another room...
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/17/09(Sat)13:41 No.3433297
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    You are exhausted and fall asleep! You dream of all the good things.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)13:43 No.3433309
    >>I wake up, realizing I am still a little kid, in mommy's home. I look around, surrounded by various good-natured toys... but the door is locked from the outside, and I hear crying coming from another room...

    I attempt to play with toys!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)13:43 No.3433311
    That unicorn has fangs. I become scared and reluctant to leave my bucket.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)13:43 No.3433321
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    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)13:45 No.3433331

    Ask a happy creature for advice on what to do in the other world.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)13:45 No.3433332
    that vampire horse is going to rape her
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)13:49 No.3433372
    Oh, wait... DO A BARREL ROLL!
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/17/09(Sat)13:54 No.3433400
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    You are roused from your PLEASANT DREAM by unnatural clanking. Upon opening your eyes, you witness AN UNWHOLESOME SCENE!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)13:55 No.3433407

    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)13:57 No.3433418
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)13:58 No.3433425
    Holy shit, the door to freedom! And he's taking your stuff! After him!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)13:59 No.3433429

    So you can bite it.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)13:59 No.3433433
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)14:02 No.3433453

    I attempt to steal the Robot's sexbox.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)14:03 No.3433457
    Pinch self to make sure not still in dream.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)14:05 No.3433479
    I was more referencing the Humping Robot from Robot Chicken.

    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/17/09(Sat)14:06 No.3433487
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    Before you can reach the door, the lights behind it go out. The door, however, remains open as the robot did not close it properly.

    You hear a chugging noise begin to echo louder and louder through the hallway.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)14:13 No.3433555
    Spend a moment to contemplate the purpose of my shitty existence.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)14:14 No.3433565
    Tell source of noise to keep it down.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)14:15 No.3433581
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    I suddenly remember my dream...

    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)14:16 No.3433589
    Run down the hallway head on into the noise
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)14:20 No.3433632
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/17/09(Sat)14:25 No.3433666
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    Nothing happens and you learn nothing new. It would indeed appear that your life simply sucks a whole lot.

    You steel your resolve and begin to move through the door and chase after the box-stealing buttcheek-robot, trying to ignore the ever-increasing discomfort you began to suffer from as soon as the robot had ran away with your box.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)14:27 No.3433680
    Where the hell am I now?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)14:29 No.3433695
    cry for a bit
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)14:29 No.3433697
    Try to remember something.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)14:30 No.3433702
    Remove shirt, search for clues.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)14:32 No.3433720
    Cry whilst neatening hair with fingers.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/17/09(Sat)14:33 No.3433730
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    You run down the hallway until you encounter a SPHERICAL CONTAINER. You are also tired and feeling a bit weird in a decidedly uncomfortable manner.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/17/09(Sat)14:35 No.3433747
    ...The container also appears to be very translucent!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)14:35 No.3433751
    Open the spherical container and stand in it ignorant of its contents.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)14:35 No.3433755
    Eat sphere, find washroom.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)14:36 No.3433763
    Open ball
    Receive Pokemon
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)14:37 No.3433768
    No, open sphere, take item, use it as a toilet to remove uncomfortable feeling.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)14:39 No.3433780

    remove duct tape panties to reduce uncomfortable feeling
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)14:41 No.3433807
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/17/09(Sat)14:42 No.3433815
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    Your plan seems to have no effect advantageous to your person.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)14:45 No.3433837
    Follow the advice listed here: >>3433780

    Also, examine item.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)14:46 No.3433849
    Push Stiches into the fans
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)14:47 No.3433856
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    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/17/09(Sat)14:54 No.3433918
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    DISCOMFORT INCREASED EXTENSIVELY. Previous discomfort also remains present.

    The only item in the container is a very large roll of duct tape.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)14:56 No.3433929
    Take duct tape and explore more of the hall way.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)14:56 No.3433935
    Pee or shit in the thing already!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)14:56 No.3433941
    Wear the spherical container as a hat. Attach it to your skull using the duct tape.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)14:57 No.3433943
    subdue tears and continue on
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)15:00 No.3433966
    Use roll of duct tape to make a tie.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)15:02 No.3433981
    use tears as lube to rub privates and reduce pain
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)15:02 No.3433982

    This. We'll need a sturdy helmet.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/17/09(Sat)15:04 No.3433991
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    Nothing comes out.

    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)15:05 No.3433994

    and also

    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)15:05 No.3433998
    Examine surroundings.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)15:06 No.3434000
    Adjust your hat so you can still see.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)15:06 No.3434002
    How come her tits get bigger with each picture?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)15:09 No.3434012


    If we question it may stop!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)15:09 No.3434014
    You complaining?

    I think she's aging at an accelerated rate, since she was flatchested at the very beginning.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)15:10 No.3434019

    She's going through pubetry.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)15:12 No.3434033
    Guess it's the "uncomfortable feeling".
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)15:13 No.3434035
    Maybe stomping that magical severed dick was a bad thing.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)15:13 No.3434037
    rub tits to reduce uncomfortable feeling.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)15:14 No.3434042
    Joan is a dragonborn.

    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)15:14 No.3434044
    Do this already, after adjusting hat of course.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/17/09(Sat)15:16 No.3434051
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    You put the roll of duct tape inside your hatmet. Surprisingly, it is quite comfortable, most probably due to your fluffy hair. In fact, you feel quite entirely comfortable, as the previous discomfort has been replaced with an unexplained weight on your chest.
    For some reason, your shirt seems to have become small. As life is always imperfect, you gain a new source of discomfort from the enchanced ventilation of your bottom.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)15:18 No.3434058
    Obvious choice: Remove shirt.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)15:18 No.3434059
    Rip the shirt open a bit so it becomes wider.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)15:19 No.3434065
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    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)15:20 No.3434073
    Rip sleeves off, use fabric and tape to make more comfortable underwears.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)15:21 No.3434074
    She has to breathe!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)15:22 No.3434082
    Grope tits, something weird is going on there.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)15:23 No.3434091

    Seconding this.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)15:24 No.3434095
    Stop screwing around and keep going down the hallway.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)15:24 No.3434102
    I think we need to investigate the bare bottom problem in MUCH more detail.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)15:25 No.3434104
    Randomly wander around until finding a large source of running water.

    Then have a shower.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)15:26 No.3434120
    Goddamnit you guys! We don't have time to masturbate, a robot just stole our fucking box.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)15:26 No.3434121
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)15:27 No.3434123
    This, and remove shirt for breathing ability.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)15:28 No.3434133
    But we must investigate! At the rate our boobs are growing we won't be able to move!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)15:28 No.3434137
    Go after our box.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)15:31 No.3434156
    Obviously the air being pumped in from the vents is inflating her, remove shirt and move further down the hall.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)15:32 No.3434160
    Find out how hard our new hat is. Perhaps we can use it for charging at people.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/17/09(Sat)15:33 No.3434168
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    Your lacking skills in the construction of clothing leaves you with less than the original mass of the shirt, but you manage to cover yourself a bit. Reluctantly accepting that your new clothes will not magically improve, you continue down the hallway, which is of an entirely homogenous design as far as the eye can see.
    You do however notice that very far away there seems to be a lack of illumination.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)15:33 No.3434172
    The combined intelligence of /tg/ seems to be exceptionally poor. So far we woke up in a sewer, made a hat out of a poster, punched a wall, then made duct tape panties, stared at a dirty coin for awhile, started randomly singing, washed the coin, randomly wandered through the tunnel, stopped to quietly yell bullshit, tried to masturbate but passed out, woke up with a disemboweled penis, crushed it underfoot, collapsed and fell asleep again, woke up and saw a robot stealing our shit, chased after it, then stopped when our boobs grew bigger.

    Now we want to fondle them and try masturbating again. It's like there is a vacuous hole where the mind should be.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)15:34 No.3434177
    This thread is auto saging btw. Might want to make a new one.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)15:35 No.3434187
    Obviously the air being pumped in from the vents is inflating her, remove shirt and move further down the hall.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)15:35 No.3434188
    You forgot about making a helmet out of a spherical box and duct tape.
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/17/09(Sat)15:36 No.3434189
    Indeed, "might". I am, however, not entirely convinced that it would be welcome, considering the reception of this thread.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)15:36 No.3434192
    I was the hat guy. I regret nothing.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)15:38 No.3434217
    We just want to be the little girl with the big titties. Intelligence has nothing to do with it.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)15:39 No.3434228
    It's entertaining, fucked up and pretty well drawn, i'd say go ahead with the Somewhat Disturbing Adventures of Joan.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)15:39 No.3434230
    Still waiting anxiously for ""No, Joan, you are the duct tape" - and then Joan was a poster".
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)15:39 No.3434235
    we probably want to fill something.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)15:40 No.3434241
    It's not exactly RubyQuest, but on the other hand it's not exactly RubyQuest.

    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)15:42 No.3434254
    Hope you will, I for one have enjoyed this all the way from the sun "shining rays of shit straight into your eyes" to the boobgrowth-mystery and improvized clothing.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)15:43 No.3434262

    Aww, c'mon. I'm enjoying this.

    You just have to know when to move the scene along. Anonymous gets distracted easily.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)15:44 No.3434275

    This was overlooked but I thought it was pretty cool.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)15:45 No.3434277
    But this is awesome. And don't leave me hanging, I want to find out why the fuck we are growing huge tits randomly.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)15:45 No.3434282

    what keeping it alive for 200 posts is a bad reaction?
    >> gnome !94Ud9yTfxQ 01/17/09(Sat)15:47 No.3434296
    DorfQuest faggot here.

    I for one would like to see more of Joan, in every way. She is d'aaaw in a pitiable way. Please continue.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)15:51 No.3434323
    We have our helmet, and our clothes. Now after our goddamn box!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)15:58 No.3434402
    >> Anonymous 01/17/09(Sat)16:03 No.3434448
    More dammit!
    >> Sir Double-Faggot !!8AFJ0v9DBJj 01/17/09(Sat)16:04 No.3434460
    New thread: >>3434449

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