> Tuesday, December 17th, 2013SITUATION: http://pastebin.com/Ac5gJdwqMECHANICS: http://pastebin.com/Se82xDLeCREW ROSTER: http://pastebin.com/qVD3DM17TANK ROSTER: http://pastebin.com/UCXDAajgTHE SHOP: http://pastebin.com/ZMy4Q2sqYou are Gertrude Pool, Sophomore Class President and new commander of Lafayette Girls Academy’s revived Tankery Team.“AHAHAHA!” TICKLE TICKLE TICKLE“STOP, STOP!” Kitten tries to slap and kick at you while you straddle her, messing your fingers about beneath her shirt and fingering about at her hips. “NO! GODDAMN IT! STOP! I CAN’T!”Last night was an interesting venture in that you were paid a visit by Oryola Kuznetsov. You spent all night long getting her clean and sparkly for her sister Natalya. And in order to further that gambit, you sent her to sleep (platonically) with Lisa in her room. Hopefully, you’ve inspired either one of them to at least get into the habit of cleaning themselves.Now, you’re just spending some time tickling your Kitten. “WHY!?” she screams between bouts.“No reason, I just wanted to!” you giggle as she tries to get away, but you can certainly tell that she likes this. There’s a knock at your door, so sadly you do have to stop. Kitten catches her breath on your bed while you head to the door.And you open it up to reveal your staff minus Lisa, and Oryola’s sister, dressed out like some Russian commissar from that one movie with Jude Law. “Gertrude Pool, dobroe utro.” She pulls up her phone, revealing a very embarrassed and very cleaning looking Oryola, but looking none the more happier. “I see my sister had very good night with you, da?”> Boast> Neutral> Polite> Write in
>>34208829> BoastThe best
>>34208829>BoastNone can stand in the face of OUR clean!
>>34208829> BoastNeed to update the shop
>>34208829>> BoastOf course
>>34208829>BoastGertrude Pool does the impossible.
Reminder that Maginot does have an ARL44 so the thing is tankery legal. The question was asked long ago.>>34208829> Boast
>>34208963When was this I remember seeing that in a girl und panzer thread a while back though on /a/
>>34208963Why does it matter? We're not fighting anyone anymore until finals so that information is pointless and irrelevant
>>34208829> BoastWe do the impossible.
>>34208986Info on some of the schools got released this week. Foolz isn't working right now so I can't link you the thread though.
> BoastYou smile at her. “Yeah, da! Or… however you say yes in Russian!”“It is Da.”“Okay, da! Double Da then!” You snap your finger. “I assure you, there are only three places that are dirtier than Lisa’s room. A pornstar’s vagina, the Great Garbage Patch in the Pacific, and a brony’s mind. Come on, I’ll show you. Let’s go, Kitten!” With that, all of you head down to Lisa’s dorm. It’s started snowing again, but now a little more gently this time. Not like Snowmageddon, that wasn’t fun.You knock on Lisa’s door. Nancy says, “As hardworking and smart Lisa is, she does leave her room in a very worrying state of… disrepair.”Kitten huffs. “Rustles my jimmies it does.”No response. Before you break the door down again, you decide to let Nancy just open it up with her key. Once the door opens, a goat runs out into the cold.… wait. What.“Georgie!” Abigail Zwillman and the Delinquents stop in their tracks. Abigail yells as she runs after the goat. “There you were! I was looking for you everywhere! Come back! You’ll catch your death out here!” She trips in the snow, falling over before recovering and continuing to run after the goat.… Okay then. You all walk inside into the trashheap that is Lisa’s floor. Kitten shudders. “Jesus.”“Oh, this is clean in comparability to Oryola’s room,” says Natalya. You walk up to the bed to see Lisa, with bloodshot eyes and grit teeth as she cuddles her Bandaged Bear, Mr. Chuckles. Oryola hahums and giggles as she spoons Lisa from behind, naked as the day she was born under the sheets. “Oryola.”Oryola looks up. “Ah, Natalya! Meet my newest how you say, besty!” She immediately gives Lisa a nibble of her ear, and she squeals in fright at that. “Your room is so lovely, myshka! Can I stay here?”Natalya glares down at her. “Nyet.”> Get out of there, Oryola.> Actually, she’s free to stay if she likes.> Lisa, are you okay?> Write in
>>34209135>> Actually, she’s free to stay if she likes.We need a loader
>>34209135>Lisa, are you okay?
>>34209135>> Lisa, are you okay?
>>34209135> Lisa, are you okay?Man, that poor girl. Trapped all night getting noncensensual cuddles from the strongest woman on the ship.I'm sort of jealous.
>>34209135> Lisa, are you okay?What have we done?
>>34209135> Lisa, are you okay?
>>34209135>Lisa, are you okay?I think we oopsed on this one. We have damaged our crew.
>>34209135> Lisa, are you okay?Oryola's in the hands of Natalya and her "board of education" now.
>>34209135>Actually, she’s free to stay if she likes.
>>34209135>> Lisa, are you okay?I hope you've learned something today. tonight, last night, whenever
> Lisa, are you okay?You bend down. “Lisa, you doing alright?”Lisa shakes her head. “No. So… dirty,” she squeaks. “Help.”“Awww…” Oryola rubs her cheek against Lisa’s, smearing it with dirt. “You offend me, myshka! I love it here in your room! It is… how you say… rusty! And I will be honored to-“Natalya slaps down a paddle on the bed, getting their attention. “Oryola. She clearly does not want your company.” You all back up a bit as Natalya adjusts her glasses. “You realize imposing yourself on others is punishable by paddling correct?”Oryola sits up, covering herself with the blanket. “Aw, Natalya, I- OW! OW!” Natalya grips Oryola by the ear. “NANANATALYA!” she whines. “I WANT TO STAY, I WANT TO STAY!”“The only place you will stay is in the Gulag,” says Natalya. She throws a tank top over Oryola and shoves a pair of pants on her quickly, then begins dragging her out. “Come, Oryola.”“BUT I WANT TO STAAAAAY-““Speak Russian, you are Russian, act like it,” says Natalya as she drags the strong Russian girl out by her ear. Natalya stops and turns back to say, “We are sorry for disturbing you, we will compensate you for your troubles, da?”> Boast> Neutral> Polite> Write in
>>34209354>> PoliteThat's not entirely necessary, but if you insist
>>34209354>BoastMaybe now Lisa will clean her room.
>>34209354>> Polite>> Let her stay, this might be the chance for Lisa to learn leaving her room as a pigsty is not a good idea
>>34209354Lisa. How dirty you feel know is how WE feel when we enter your room. Do not make us use this example again.
> PoliteYou nod. “No, no, that’s quite alright. No money came from this, I must say. Just a lot of time wasted though, it was fun having her though!”Natalya does not seem to believe you. “I do not believe you.”“No, really!” says Nancy. “She was a treat!”Kitten crosses her arms. “Yeah, a real dog treat.” You nudge her a bit to quieten her down.“Right. We must be off. We will be in town for Finals, da? Call us if you want us to visit.” Natalya waves you goodbye as she drags out a very unwilling Oryola Kuznetsov. “Ah, stop acting like baby.”“No, I am baby, googoo!” says Oryola. “Come on, Natalya, I love it here! Let me stay!”“Nyet.”“Da!”“NYET.” She shuts the door behind you all.You look down at Lisa, who still looks a bit visibly traumatized.> “Now you know how we feel.”> “She didn’t hurt you, did she?”> “You look like a little baby.”> Write in
>>34209575> “You look like a little baby.”Oh Lisa
>>34209575> “Now you know how we feel.”> “She didn’t hurt you, did she?”
>>34209575>“She didn’t hurt you, did she?”No? Good.>“Now you know how we feel.”Stop making us have this feel!
>>34209575>> “Now you know how we feel.”>> “She didn’t hurt you, did she?”
>>34209575> “You look like a little baby.”> Write in ("... who needs her warm blankie. And by warm blankie, I mean Huxley.")
>>34209575>“Now you know how we feel.”
> “Now you know how we feel.”You sigh. “Now you know how we feel, Lisa. How about that?”Lisa groans, further curling up and covering her face with Mr. Chuckles. “Go away, I’m taking a vacation day. Kitten, help me please.”Kitten smiles. “Cleaning up your act?”“Yes. Have a nice day, Boss.”You, Nancy, and Ramirez leave Lisa’s dorm and head onto school. To your disappointment, classes have not been delayed nor canceled due to snow. But you figure that’s more or less a consequence of being on an Academyship. There’s no time for any of that. Nancy says, “That Oryola, you think she might have inspired something in Lisa?”“Well, I was hoping one of them would clean up at some point, at least it’s Lisa,” you say. “Then we won’t have to deal with it all year in contrast to dealing with it every so often. Still, Oryola’s a nice girl, I like her.”“She seems like a real sweetheart!” Nancy giggles, placing her hands on her cheeks. “I wouldn’t be surprised if all the boys came to her yard!”> Converse Casually (Topic?)> Talk Tanks (Topic?)> Call Someone (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Other
>>34209841Her milkshake would be fucking disgusting Nancy.
>>34209841>Help Mr.Miksha in the shop>Ask Kursk for a joint practice session>Do Junior's Loyalty quest
>>34209841> Talk Tanks (How do you think the Seniors, Cheerleaders and Irish are holding up in their Elite training?)And speaking of yards, I won't be surprised if Oryola ended up in one of corn girl's barnyard on the way back.Or in the deep bowels of the ship under the jurisdiction of Engineering.
>>34209915It would also probably be made with Vodka.
>>34209841>Nancy How lewd.....
>>34209915"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like 'HOLYFUCKINGSHITWHY?!'Damn right, 'HOLYFUCKINGSHITWHY?!'"
> Talk TanksYou say, “You know. I was wondering how the crews I sent for overnight training were. I don’t think Maho went easy on them, you know?”“Oh, I don’t think so,” says Nancy. “Irregardless, I believe that they should be otherwise fine. Maybe we can celebrate their newfound skill with something today like a party or a dinner or something after school, yes?”“Hmph,” you cross your arms. “Maybe. We’ll see. I just hope Fairless isn’t mad at me.”“Oh, I’d hate to see what Fairless is like after that,” says Nancy. “We’re not ready for Fairless.”With that, you arrive at campus. It struck you just now that you only have this week right before the finals. Man, it seems like only yesterday you were making the call to restart the Tankery program. Now, all this has happened and all that. It feels strange so to speak.Nancy says, “You know, Gertrude. This last week before the Finals feels much like the calm of the storm.”You nod. “Yeah. Strange.” You’re tapped on the shoulder, and you turn around to see a man in a business suit and an overcoat. “Oh, can I help you?”“Yes,” he says. He steps aside to reveal… Lilah D. Fredendall. “My name is Lloyd Fredendall. I’m Lilah’s father.”Oh. OH. Well.Fredendall crosses her arms, looking downwards as Mister Fredendall says, “I believe that Lilah has something to say to you. I apologize but I’ve been very busy these past few days and I only now received word of what’s happened. Her mother tells me nothing of what goes on here.” He places a hand on Fredendall’s shoulder. “Go on.” Fredendall looks up at you, then mutters a bit. “With feeling, Lilah.”> Break out the popcorn!> She doesn’t need to, Mister Fredendall.> Wait patiently> Write in
>>34210172>and they're like 'BLEARGHRAAAAAHGAHAA'
> Wait patiently
>>34210200> Wait patientlyOh boy.
>>34210200>> Wait patientlyMust hold shit eating grin...
>>34210200>> Wait patientlyShe burned down our place
>>34210200> Wait patientlyWe must avoid looking like a jerk in front of daddy, but let's not bust out the white flags just yet.
>>34210200> Wait patiently
>>34210200>Wait patientlybut our patience is limited.
>>34210200>> Wait patientlyThis is a huge surprise
>>34210200> Wait patientlyAnd now I'm in mental overdrive, since there's a chance that Lilah's dad might be that tangible connection between the academyship and Washington that would help in keeping LGA afloat.
>>34210200>LilahI think this is the first time I've actually heard her first name
What if she is here to confess her love for us?
>>34210368Pretty sure it's the first time for everyone. >>34210391Then we give her a kiss on the cheek and say sorry, we're taken.
>>34210391I'd be pretty sad, I would have liked a Fredendall route, but it's too late for that now, for a variety of reasons
> Wait patientlyYou stare at Fredendall, neutrally. You’ve been waiting for this moment! THIS IS THE DAY WE’VE BEEN WAITING FOR! CAN YOU FEEL A BRAND NEW DAY? YEEEEE-Fredendall grinds her teeth, fiddling with her hair as she looks away. “Lilah,” says Mister Fredendall. “It’s not that hard. Look her in the eye, and say you’re sorry, then we can go.”…Fredendall blinks, then sighs and looks at you, with sad eyes. “I’m… sorry.”YES, YES!> Boast> Neutral> Polite> Write in
>>34210456>> PoliteAh don't worry about it
>>34210456> PoliteAccept of behalf of the whole school.
>>34210368It's too pretty, people would have waifued her if it came out before.
>>34210456> PoliteAccept apology, do not believe sad eyes.
>>34210513I kinda wanted to back when I first started reading the archives, but by then it was already too late
>>34210513> implying Freddy wasn't my waifu all alongSociopathy is my fetish
>>34210456This >>34210526Then ask him what he knows about the school being threatened with shut down (he's involved in that, unless I'm mistaken). If he isn't just ignore this part GermanSchteel
>>34210542>>34210548Exactly, even without it she had supporters. With that name it'd be all ogre for Kitten, Fairless and Schteel's plot.
>>34210598Waifu and plot didn't come together until near until 2/3 of the series so it didn't matter
> PoliteYou smile, and then take her hand and shake it, surprising her. “Apology accepted. Lilah.” She blushes intensely at that, immediately looking downwards. You giggle a little at that and then look up at Mister Fredendall. “Thanks, Mister Fredendall. I needed that.”Mister Fredendall nods. “Can’t have loose ends. Especially in terms of being held back for a year and not being allowed to walk with her class.” Fredendall scratches the back of her head.“Can we just go now, Dad?” asks Fredendall quickly.“Okay, okay,” says Mister Fredendall. “We shouldn’t take much more of your time.”“Righto,” you say. “See you then.” They both wave goodbye and walk off, Fredendall looking back a little longingly so, but once you notice her with a quirk of your brow, she immediately turns away.Nancy smiles. “Oh, doesn’t it just warm you heart? Maybe she’ll take Tankery next year!”“Hmph.” You place your hands on your hips. Now that would be something. “Maybe, Nancy. Just maybe. I don’t think we’ve seen the last of Lilah D. Fredendall just yet.”> Head to Class> Walk Around> Take a Vacation Day (6)> Talk to Nancy (Topic?)> Talk to Ramirez (Topic?)> Call Someone (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Other
>>34210734> Walk AroundI feel like it's been forever since we've been to class
>>34210734> Walk Around>Junior's quest
>>34210734> Fredendall looking back a little longingly soDammit, we could have had something. IT COULD HAVE BEEN BEAUTIFUL IN THE FUCKING WEIRDEST WAY.
>>34210770>IT COULD HAVE BEEN BEAUTIFUL IN THE FUCKING WEIRDEST WAY.It would have been super lovely
>>34210734>> Walk Around>> Take a Vacation Day (6)Either take the Day off to help Mr.Miksha or do Junior Quest
>>34210770ALL THAT HATEFUCKING WE COULD HAVE DONEGONE LIKE DUST ON THE WIND
>>34210796>>34210819I will never forgive the Fairless/Kitten/Everyone-else-fags for as long as I live.
>>34210734>Especially in terms of being held back for a year and not being allowed to walk with her classDoes that mean we get to see Fredendall try and be nice to Trudy in Griselda quest?
>>34210770>>34210796>>34210819>>34210841you have shit taste
>>34210734> Head to Classswimming against the flow.
>>34210850I dunno. But I kinda want to give it a day or two and ask her to come watch us in the finals. You know, so it can really be over.
>>34210914>But I kinda want to give it a day or two and ask her to come watch us in the finals.That's nice, we should totally do this if we can
So what the hell was Fredendall's deal with Trudy? It looked like she didn't really hate her in the end.
> Walk AroundYou decide to take a quick walk around before class. Students encounter you here and there, some asking for pictures, others asking for autographs. That’s right, you’re somebody nowadays. You’re practically LGA’s homegrown celebrity now.“Georgie!” Abigail runs past you, chasing after that damned goat. “Come back!” You scratch your head. How did she get a goat onboard?Then you receive a call.> Bernadette F. Fairless (Senior Vice PresidenNope. You have to answer this. “Hello?”“Gertrude. Where the hell are you?”“Um. School? Where are you?”“Maho and her Company of Heroin-boosted nutjobs left us in the Tankery hangar and we’re too tired to get up. There was so much work to do. So little time. Could you come get us?”> After class> Sure, on my way> Nope, you’re on your own> Write in
>>34210970She was probably on a power trip and it turned her into a cunt.
>>34210988> Sure, on my wayThey're gonna be so mad. We're gonna get thrown off the ship or something.
>>34210970It's one of the older love stories in the book!Spoiled rotten princess (Fredendall) used to getting her way. Our brave intrepid hero (Trudy) is the first one to say no to her shit. After a long and torturous path of the hero continuing to give no shits, the princess finally falls in love!Except in this case the Hero already shacked up with the Healer and the Rogue, leaving the Princess out in the cold.
>>34210988> Sure, on my wayGeez.
>>34210970>Part of what made Fredendall hate Trudy was envy over the fact that some no name Sophomore was getting more attention than she was.>And another part was strange feelings that she was bottling up inside and didn't fully understand.
>>34210988> Sure, on my way.Bring breakfast with for everyone. Be prepared to rub Fairless in the shower.
>>34210988>Sure, on my wayAlso, we should prepare something nice for them, as a reward. Maybe take them for decadent breakfast.
>>34210988>> Nope, you’re on your ownUnless you want me to drive.I think we should have elited thunderchild
>>34210988>> Sure, on my way
>>34210999Read the ask.fm. Long story short, didn't like Trude being more popular + massive crush that she didn't know was a crush.
>>34210988>> Sure, on my wayWe might actually want to send someone instead or else Trudy will be the one driving
>>34211053I remember the former but not the latter
>>34211053>massive crushAh, what could have been.Now we may never know.
>>34211053>ask.fm>423 answers>no search>ass-backwards way of browsing older answersNaaah
>>34210988> Sure, on my wayIs it too late to reverse that morale drop? Because that needs to happen.Even got a sort-of-speech that's a surefire way to get Clara up and about again.>"I won't allow a rival that isn't at least at my level first before issuing a challenge!"
>>34210988>> Sure, on my way>>34211075I want NG+ damnit!!!
>>34211081>>34211075>>34211070>>34211023Someone posted it alreadyAlso a linkhttp://ask.fm/GermanSchteel/answer/116667066640
>>34210988>Sure, on my wayFredendall confirmed for Griselda Quest?
> Sure, on my wayYou sigh. “Okay, okay. I’m on my way, Bernadette. See you then.”“Thaaaaanks.”You hang up. You came all the way to school for nothing. You suppose you’ll have to use a vacation day for this.Thusly, you leave campus and head onto the Tankery HQ. You can’t remember going to classes regularly like you used to. Now it’s all business with Tankery and business with other schools and money and what not. You didn’t realize that Tankery wasn’t all just fun and games. It’s serious work this.Then again, you could always quit after the tournament, go back to just being another student. That’s a thought for later.With that, you arrive at the hangar. The Hall Monitors, the Cheerleaders, and the Seniors all lie around the floor in twisted tired heaps of themselves. O’Hara and O’Brian slumber peacefully against one another as they cuddle each other on the ground, while Clara rests on a bed of her own cheerleaders. Henrietta and Andrea rest on Claire’s body while Fairless, being Fairless, is off by herself. “Hey guys,” you say. They groan a bit.> Want to get breakfast?> Come on, get up.> Eh, leave them there for now.> Write in
>>34211260>Eh, leave them tehre for now, goa ttendo to Fairless first.Quick, damage control.
>>34211260>Make them breakfast there.
>>34211260> Want to get breakfast?Trudy could make something, has everyone showered yet?
>>34211260>Write inGive them the hose
>>34211260> Want to get breakfast?Coffee? Soup?Or maybe you need the menthol balm more?
>>34211260>Want to get breakfast?Motivational FoodingsExcept for Clara who we chide for weakness.
>>34211260> Make them breakfast. Feed Bernadette by hand.
>>34211260>Want to get breakfast?
> Want to get breakfast?“Do y’all want to get breakfast?” you ask. They all sit up and look at you, smiling. “Except for you Clara, I would’ve expected better from you.”“Bite me, Gertrude Pool! Maho Nishizumi knows no boundaries when it comes to wearing you like a suit!” says Clara defensively. “Besides, I’d love some breakfast! In fact.” She snaps her fingers. “Girls, bring me breakfast.”A pair of cheerleaders immediately slide in, with a piping hot bowl of chicken noodle soup. Clara smiles sweetly as she takes it and starts eating.Hmph. You can do better than that. TIME TO RAID THE CHEF BOYARDEE AISLE.……Everyone eats breakfast in the significantly warmer lounge area. You’ve made all kinds of breakfast for them like Sandwiches, soup, cereal, milk, the works. And they certainly seem to enjoy a lot of it. Clara especially eats your cooking with some reluctance. “It’s not bad,” she says.> + 10 MORALE TO TEAM STAR, STEEL, AND IRISH BRIGADEFairless says, “I hope we’re not imposing on you.”> Boast> Neutral> Polite> Write in
>>34211453>> BoastSeeing as how I imposed Maho and her girls on you, it's the least I can do.
>>34211453> Sure, on my wayIt's the least we can do after sending them to hell.
>>34211453>> BoastNah, it's the least Trudy can do, she's the reason everyone is that way after all
>>34211453>NeutralNo worries. But please don't gang murder me for this.
>>34211453>Kiss her on the cheek.You guys could never impose on me.
>>34211453> Boast> Cuddle cuddle
>>34211453> BoastMention Freddy.
>>34211568>>34211550>Boastu boastu>Kissu kissu.
> BoastYou give Fairless a quick peck on the cheek, causing her cheeks to glow like a hot machine gun barrel. “Ah, relax, Bernadette! If anything, I imposed on you by imposing the whole overnight training thing on you guys.”Fairless purses her lips a bit, looking away. “Well… there’s certainly a way you could make that up to me-““Actually!” Clara butts in, nearly spilling over Fairless. “Yeah, you need to make it up to us!” The Hall Monitors and the rest of the Seniors all agree. “We now know of the little divots in the M4 Sherman where rain and grease can get caught and clog the engine, and the difference between the two production variants of the Tiger I, but we feel like we have bigger heads because of it!”“Clara,” you say. “You’ve always had a big head.”Clara huffs. “Well, we need some way to boost our spirits I reckon!”> “What will it take to make you happy?”> “I’m not for public use if that’s what you think.> “Let me think of something.”> Write in
>>34211697>“I’m not for public use if that’s what you think.Hehehehe.
>>34211697>> “What will it take to make you happy?”Trudy is totally for public use if that's what she thinksLewds when god damn it
>>34211697> “I’m not for public use if that’s what you think.Yet.
>>34211697> “What will it take to make you happy?”
>>34211697>OtherTrudy can pole dance in front of the whole school.
>>34211697>“I’m not for public use if that’s what you think.I can't resist that answer.
>>34211697>“I’m not for public use if that’s what you think.Not until she's put there against her will.
>>34211697>> “What will it take to make you happy?”
>>34211697>“I’m not for public use if that’s what you think.
>>34211697> “I’m not for public use if that’s what you think.I'm for private use.
>>34211723When I'm done moving in. I don't have an internet connection here yet.
>>34211838Don't get my hopes up for nothing anon, I'm begging you
>>34211697> “What will it take to make you happy?”Optional write-ins, ho!> "Is it not enough that your skills are now up to par with yours truly?"> "Don't tell me all those Black Forest Panther tanks surrounding you had soured your disposition towards your own tank. Want a big star and a name for it painted on too?"
> “What will it take to make you happy?”> “I’m not for public use if that’s what you think.”You place your hands on your hips. “Hey, I’m not for public use you know. My time is precious. I mean, I like spending time with you guys, just don’t waste it. I mean, what will it take to raise your spirits?”Clara and company ponder that for a moment. Even Fairless is pensive on the issue.Clara says, “Admit that I’m better-““No.”“Hmph.” She crosses her arms. “Well it’s true you know?” She snaps her finger. “I know!”“I’m not putting on the fox thing again.”“You’re killing me, Gertrude Pool!” She groans as she goes back to thinking.Fairless says, “How about you just treat us for lunch?”“No!” says Clara. “That’s boring!”> Clara’s right. That’s boring as fuck.> To lunch it is then.> Write in
>>34212007> Clara’s right. That’s boring as fuck.Come one Bernadette
>>34212007>> To lunch it is then.
>>34212007>Clara's right that's boring.Put on the fox thing, learn to love it.
>>34212007> Clara’s right. That’s boring as fuck.> I'll still treat you to lunch though, Bernadette.
>>34212007> It's a start, I suppose. It'll give you all more time to think up of something acceptable at least.
>>34212007> Clara’s right. That’s boring as fuck.
>>34212007>Clara’s right. That’s boring as fuck.>put on the fox thing and learn to like it enough to wear it to the finals
>>34212007> Clara’s right. That’s boring as fuck.Then Bernadette continues her thought by saying Trude treats them to nyotaimori.
>>34212068>>34212048I will vote against this every time.
>>34212007Fox thing ho, wear it all week
>>34212085Cause you're a faggot. >>34212068>>34212048These
>>34212007>> Clara’s right. That’s boring as fuck.
>>34212007Morale is low. Time for the Anglerfish Dance!
>>34212142That's oarai's thing,We have to do a striptease while wearing our fox stuff.
>>34212239I wholeheartedly support this.
>>34212239This is also good.
>>34212007> Write inTreat them to lunch while wearing the fox thing.
> Clara’s right. That’s boring as fuck.You nod. “That’s right, it is boring! We need to do something spectacular for you guys! Something that’ll help lift your spirits up high and give you the power to win the finals on Saturday! But what… what?”You and Clara think, while Fairless looks in between you two.“I got it!” says Clara.……Hm. You weren’t expecting the local arcade. You didn’t even know arcades were still a thing but, here you are at Freddy’s Pizzas and Games! You should take the entire team here once in a while.Clara points to the Air Hockey table. “CHALLENGE ME IF YOU DARE GERTRUDE POOL-“A big animatronic bear comes out of the woodwork. “ARE YOU READY FOR FREDDY!?” All of you scream, even you aren’t going to lie about the fact that you nearly pissed yourself in fright. But then he holds up a pizza. “FREE PIZZA FOR THE LAFAYETTE GIRLS ACADEMY TANKERY PROGRAM. KEEP ‘EM ROLLING, GIRLS.”Oh. That’s nice!> Play Air Hockey with the Cheerleaders> Eat Pizza with the Seniors> Play Driving Games with the Hall Monitors> Write in
>>34212392>> Play Air Hockey with the CheerleadersBitch don't think you can win just because you have more experience at this than Trudy probably
>>34212392> Play Air Hockey with the CheerleadersNow the question everyone wants answered.Did Clara git gud?
>>34212392> Play Air Hockey with the Cheerleaders> Eat Pizza with the Seniors> Play Driving Games with the Hall MonitorsDo all the fun things!
>>34212392> Play Air Hockey with the Cheerleaders> Write in ("By the way, got an idea on what name to give your tanks now?")
>>34212392>> Play Air Hockey with the CheerleadersWe're gonna own this for sure!
>>34212430You do realize that Clara is a physics savant, right?>>34212392> Play Air Hockey with the Cheerleaders> Find one of those picture booth things and make out with Fairless inside.
>>34212392> Play Air Hockey with the Cheerleaders> Eat Pizza with the Seniors> Play Driving Games with the Hall MonitorsIn this order>A big animatronic bear comes out of the woodwork. “ARE YOU READY FOR FREDDY!?Well guess who's been on that kick starter, right? I can still remember back when Showtime/Chuck E. Cheese was the last ones around that used animatronics.
> Play Air Hockey with the CheerleadersYou crack your knuckles and give the Air Hockey table a walk around, smirking at Clara as she glares at you with all the competitiveness a Cheerleader can provide. “Alright, Clara. You’ve got me at one of my best games. Air Hockey! I used to beat Kitten and my little sister in this all the time.”Clara smirks. “You have a little sister? That’s cute, I can show her a thing or two.” She places down the puck. “Game on!”You get ready, and once the buzzer sounds you-GOAL. What. Clara just scored a goal on you. “Hmph. Child’s play.” Her Cheerleaders give a golf clap, further pressing you. “Come on, Gertrude Pool, I happen to know a thing or two about basic physics, that’s what this game is about.”You roll up your sleeves. “Fine, no more fooling around.” Another puck is laid down. “LET’S-“GOAL. DAMN IT. YOU WILL SCORE A GOAL ON HER.>=[| Several Goals belonging to Clara Savage later. |]=<WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.SHUT UP.Clara and her Cheerleaders laugh. “Ohoho~, it appears the great and powerful Gertrude Pool can’t even into physics. What a bore!”> + 30 MORALE TO TEAM STARFairless slides up to you as you sulk on one end of the table. “Want some pizza?”> GO AWAY, I’M BUSY WINNING> Okay.> Write in
>>34212561I swear that game will give me new nightmares. Good, the old ones are kind boring now
>>34212698>> GO AWAY, I’M BUSY WINNINGseveral seconds later,>> Okay.
>>34212698> Okay."Nice work at getting good, and to think that all it took was feeding you to merciless pseudo-germans."
>>34212698>> Okay.Seems almost like we've been ignoring Fairless in favor of Clara. Let's change that.
>>34212698> Okay.Trudy is now sad
>>34212698> okay. Trude broken.
>>34212698>> Okay.Give meanest pouty face toward Clara and grope Fairless' butt as we walk away.
>>34212703Although I generally avoid Horror game Let's Plays like the plague, I might need to watch one for this. Mostly because from the stills I've seen it doesn't actually look that scary.I'm not playing it myself though fuck that shit
>>34212698> Write inEat Pizza while we play.
> Okay.You give Clara a pouty glare, then walk away with Fairless. Clara says, “Hey, are you not up for another round? Ha! Figures!” … “… come back! I’ll let you win this time damn it! Don’t walk away from me, I’M CLARA SAVAGE!”……“Man, I haven’t been to places like this since I was a kid,” says Henrietta. She chews on a hefty bit of pizza, as does Andrea, while Claire sensibly goes for the breadsticks. “You not gonna have your pizza, Claire?” She shakes her head, to which Henrietta slides the pizza over to herself.You yourself eat a nice bit of pepperoni pizza, THE pizza to have. “Well, guys. You enjoying yourselves?”“Yep!” says Andrea. “Gotta say, free food, free games, it feels like I’m kid again and my mother is spending money on me as usual.”> + 20 MORALE TO TEAM STEELHenrietta points to the singing bear, bunny, and duck animatronic on stage, which twitch and move about as they sing a song. “Gotta say, not a fan of the robots.”“What, Henry?” asks Andrea. “Not ready for Freddy?”“Ah, shut up, Andrea.”> Talk with the Seniors more (Topic?)> Play more games with Fairless> See what the Hall Monitors are up to> Write in
>>34213020>Play more games with fairless.
>>34213020> Play more games with FairlessNow is Fairless time.
>>34213020> See what the Hall Monitors are up to
>>34213020> Enjoy the animatronic showWhat's not to like?
>>34213020>> See what the Hall Monitors are up to
>>34213020> Play more games with FairlessWaaaai!
>>34213020>> Play more games with FairlessDo girlfriend things with girlfriend.
>>34213020>> See what the Hall Monitors are up toLet's get their morale boost before we play with Fairless some more
>>34213020>See what the Hall Monitors are up to.This should be a glorious train wreck
Guys? Are we going to get any loyalty quests done.We have like 4 days left and we have four crews not loyal to us.
>>34213020> Play more games with Fairless
>>34213020>Play more games with FairlessRemember, Waifu status demands more attention.
>>34213140We'll try, who isn't loyal?
>>34213164Juniors, Disney, Thunderbird, Jackdaw.
>>34213020>> Play more games with Fairless
>>34213187We should be able to finish the Juniors, we've been working on that one. Disney...yeah, don't have anything. Thunder-child, don't know either. Irish Brigade, we just did.
>>34213198We finished Irish yesterday. We need Jackdaw, Prinpick, Thunderbird, and Disney
>>34213198Wait, didn't we finish the Hall Monitors' loyalty quest last thread?
>>34213187>>34213232>JackdawDoes Trudy's crew even need a loyalty quest, I thought they were just automatically loyal
>>34213229>>34213232>>34213237>>34213237Realized my stupid as I posted, deleted.As soon as we restore morale to Irish, we should pounce on Juniors
>>34213256German said Jackdaw does have a loyalty quest
>>34213272Lets be honest- Chances are our teams loyalty quest is SAVE LAFAYETTE
>>34213272Well we have, what, three or four days?Unless it's only a day long quest, then we're shit out of luck really.
>>34213298That will be kind of dumb since the object of loyalty quests is for some character development and gaining a perk.
> Play more games with Fairless“It’s like a flick of the wrist, yeah?” you say as you toss the tiny basketball into the tiny hoop on the tiny court. “Flick, toss. Simple.”Fairless nods at her little basketball station, then flicks the ball, right off the hoop and back onto the court. “NOPE,” yells the Court at Fairless. Fairless stares at it.“Eh… you’ll get better with some practice,” you say. Fairless nods, then try again.“NOPE.”“Damn it,” says Fairless.The Hall Monitors walk up to you. “Oi,” says O’Bannon. “Get the feck out of the way, I’ll show you how its done.” She takes Fairless’ ball from her and then quickly gives it a powerful overhand toss right into the hoop.“SCORE.”“Haha!” says O’Bannon. “Ladies, hold your orgasms! There’s more where that came from.”“Nobody asked for it,” says O’Brian.“Ah, you shut up, Obi,” says O’Bannon. “Speaking of which, Gertrude, nice of you to treat us to the arcade.”“Hey!” yells Clara. “This was my idea!”“Yeah, Gertrude,” says Pinkerton. “I’m loving everything but the robots.”“Oh come on!” says Clara.> + 30 MORALE TO TEAM IRISH BRIGADEYou check the time. Ah, it appears school’s out by this time.> Eh, hang around here a bit more.> Head Somewhere (Specify)> Talk to someone (Specify)> Write in
>>34213416>Junior Loyalty Quest
>>34213416>Call our team and invite them to the arcade.
>>34213416> Find the photo booth and make out with Fairless inside of it.
>>34213436>>34213416No,INVITE EVERYONE! TANK PARTY AT THE ARCADE!
>>34213075That looks straight out of Courage the Cowardly Dog.
>>34213416>Eh, hang around here a bit more.For this reason >>34213432Also do this >>34213436
>>34213416>>34213436>>34213470Both of these obviously
>>34213416>Eh, hang around here a bit more.Needs more Kiss-Kissu.
>>34213416>>34213501I concur with this fine gentleman.
When did we suddenly become a horny teenager?
>>34213573>Call kitten invite to photo booth.
>>34213612Kitten doesn't want to kissu yet, she keeps saying to wait for a perfect time, she really wants Trudy to rape her
>>34213663Doesn't mean she can't watch, I mean she is into fairless isn't she.
> Eh, hang around here a bit more.> Write inYou decide to call in the entire team, might as well give them a day of fun and relaxation. Especially right before practice tomorrow anyway. You send out a general text to all of ythe crews, and then wait for them to arrive. Very soon, they start arriving in droves. Freddy the Bear scares them all as they come in. “ARE YOU READY FOR FREDDY!?”You laugh at that, but then you’re immediately grabbed by Kitten and Betty. “I hate animatronics, they’re so scary!” says Betty.“I’m not scared,” says Kitten. “I just wanted to hug you.”“Aww…” You pet Kitten on the head. “As for you, Betty, really?”“YES!” Betty buries her face into your arm. “Make them go away!”> “It’s fine.”> “BETTY, IT’S TIME FOR YOU TO GO FULL HAM AND MAKE THEM GO AWAY.”> “They’re robots. What are they going to do, state the Three Laws in your general direction?”> Write in
>>34213731> “BETTY, IT’S TIME FOR YOU TO GO FULL HAM AND MAKE THEM GO AWAY.”Give her a fire extinguisher and tell her to go nuts. We'll cover the costs.
>>34213731> “BETTY, IT’S TIME FOR YOU TO GO FULL HAM AND MAKE THEM GO AWAY.”Betty it is time to live up to the family name and face full life consequences.
>>34213731>Punch that bitch ass robot in its big dumb face
>>34213731> “They’re robots. What are they going to do, state the Three Laws in your general direction?”
>>34213731>> “BETTY, IT’S TIME FOR YOU TO GO FULL HAM AND MAKE THEM GO AWAY.”
>>34213731>BETTY, IT’S TIME FOR YOU TO GO FULL HAM AND MAKE THEM GO AWAY.”Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war!
>>34213731> “They’re robots. What are they going to do, state the Three Laws in your general direction?”> Write-in"They might actually be accepting of your commands, you know. Now go ahead and try giving it orders, Betty!"Also, ask Bernadette later if us and Betty can make a surprise visit/inspection over the Naval Engineers' workplace the next day.Thunderchild crew has 4 Juniors in it, so it's technically under Betty's jurisdiction too, and this'll allow us to try to make some progress on some other Loyalty quest.
>>34213731>> “BETTY, IT’S TIME FOR YOU TO GO FULL HAM AND MAKE THEM GO AWAY.”Inb4 there is someone inside. A total pedo/or hunk
> “BETTY, IT’S TIME FOR YOU TO GO FULL HAM AND MAKE THEM GO AWAY.”You grab Betty and wrap your arm around her shoulder. “Listen, Betty. These Robots ain’t nothing compared to the flesh and blood you are. Do you want to be more confident and assertive?”Betty nods. “W-Well yes, but I don’t want to DIE!”“THEY’RE NOT GOING TO KILL YOU, YOU’RE GOING TO SHOW THEM THE MIGHT OF HUMANITY, IT’S TIME FOR YOU TO GO HAM ON THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS AND MAKE THEM LEAVE YOU ALONE! ARE YOU READY?”Betty blinks, looking around. “U-um… yes?”“ARE YOU READY!?” You shout again. Betty nods again.“Y-Yes! I am ready!”“ARE YOU READY FOR FREDDY!?” you yell.“I’M READY FOR FREDDY!” she yells in a far more enthusiastic fashion. She rushes at the Freddy Robot, who is busy waiting a table for Team Bearcat. “HEY FREDDY, I’M NOT SCARED OF YOU!”Freddy turns its head 180 degrees back to face Betty. “COME GIVE FREDDY A BIG HUG.” The rest of the body turns right around to Betty, who is not ready for Freddy.…“Um.” Betty blinks. “Okay, I’m a little scared of you.”> STOP BEING SCARED, GIVE THAT BEAR A HUG> Let Betty decide what to do> You’re not ready, we’ll think of something else> Write in
>>34214074>> STOP BEING SCARED, GIVE THAT BEAR A HUG
>>34214074>> Let Betty decide what to doShe has to do it alone, otherwise its not assertive.
>>34214074> Let Betty decide what to do
>>34214074>Let Betty decide what to doShe has to make the call herself if she's going to actually be assertive as opposed to our puppet.
>>34214074> STOP BEING SCARED, GIVE THAT BEAR A HUG
>>34214074>> Let Betty decide what to do
>>34214074>Let Betty decide what to do
>>34214074>Let Betty decide what to do#Encourage her, but don't push her.
>>34214074>Let Betty decide what to doWatch her overcome her fear.
>>34214074>Let Betty decide what to doChanged my mind, deleted old vote, going with this.
> Let Betty decide what to doYou cross your arms and nod to Betty. She’ll know what to do. She looks back at you, sees you nodding, then nods back as she turns to look at Freddy.“AAAHHH!” She winds her fist back and punches Freddy in the face.… okay, you weren’t expecting that.“Ow…” Betty kneels over, holding her hand while Freddy appears to be unharmed.“I just wanted a hug,” says Freddy. “Tough crowd!” he says as he marches off.……You sit at a table with Betty as you nurse her hand. “Owowow…” You wrap it up in bandages, nothing’s broken but she did cut a bit of skin doing it. Thankfully, it’s nothing permanent, it’ll definitely heal before the match.“I gotta say,” you say. “I didn’t think you’d actually punch him.”Betty squeals a bit. “I-I… I panicked! I didn’t know what to do!” She sighs. “I’m an idiot. I must have looked like a total weeb.”> Yes you are.> Don’t blame yourself.> Hey, at least you were ready.> Write in
>>34214410"No, you didn't, that was amazing!"
>>34214410> Hey, at least you were ready.
>>34214410> Write inNonsense! When faced with absolute terror, instead of freezing up, you hauled off and punched in the face! That means you've got a fighting spirit, Betty, and fighting spirits are exactly what we need!
>>34214410>Write inThat was pretty asertive. And violent.
>>34214410>>34214460Supporting this, she was definitely assertive, just not in the way we were expecting.
> Write inYou smile at her. “Ah, don’t be like that. That was awesome, Betty! Really! You face your fears, and punched it right in the kisser and sent it bang zing zoom straight to the moon! Well, that’s probably an exaggeration, but that’s assertiveness if I’ve ever seen it.”Betty groans. “Oh, don’t make me laugh.”“Come on! It’s fighting spirit!” You pat her shoulder. “And you know, that’s an important part of Tankery. The spirit to fight! To lead! It’s exactly what we need, you showed it before, and you showed it now.” Betty still looks a bit skeptical. “Come on, you fought Ekins to a tie you know?”“Hey, we did most of the work!” says Nezumi.“No we did not,” says Assam. “If anything, we were prototyping an amphibious T-34.”“Ah, shut up,” says Nezumi.“Anyway!” you say. Betty looks up at you. “That’s what matters most. Courage. You showed me that you have it.” You poke her in the heart. “You have it right there. It’s in there, all you have to do is decide when to use it.”Betty purses her lips, thinking. Then she plants her fist firmly in palm and says, “You’re right. My god, Gertrude. I’ve been so blind, I am brave!”“Yeah!” You and her stand up. “You’re brave, Betty!”“I’M BRAVE!” she says. “AND THE FIRST THING I’M GOING TO DO IS RUN DOWN THOSE BULLIES FROM MIDDLE SCHOOL WITH MY TANK-“ You stop her.“Yeah, too brave, dial it back,” you say.> LOYALTY QUEST COMPLETE: Down Argentine Way> Team Pinprick’s Loyalty is now yours!> Betty’s courage knows no bounds! Her crew is now at a permanent 100% Morale! Having her around will also provide an inspiring buff to other crews, making sure they will neither flee or frenzy!> Enjoy yourself at the Arcade> Order some dinner> Head Somewhere (Specify)> Talk to Someone (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Other
>>34214859>Enjoy yourself at the Arcade by finding a photo booth with Fairless>Order some dinner
>>34214859>enjoy self at arcade.Spend time with kitten
>>34214859> Enjoy yourself at the ArcadeI want to find out if Gertrude's frequent car wrecks extend to the virtual world.
>>34214859> Enjoy yourself at the Arcade
>>34214859>> Enjoy yourself at the ArcadePhoto booth kissus now
>>34214859>Enjoy yourself at the ArcadeMake sure Kitten and Fairless both get some attention.
>>34214951>>34214922Wait does anyone actually know about us fairless and kitten?
>>34214859So Betty's a Commisar now?
>>34215010I don't know
>>34215010If they aren't absolutely certain, they have their suspicions. If we go out and actually confirm it, they'll just be like "yeah no shit everyone knew that"
>>34214859>> Talk to Someone (Disney or Thunderchild)Actually, Disney. I want their view on arcade.
>>34215010Trudy did kiss Fairless in front of everyone earlier today. Not sure about Kitten.
>>34215029If Commissars looked and acted like attractive 50's esque housewives, yes.
>>34215010Going into photo booths with friends is 100% normal, just don't show off pictures of makeouts and nobody will think anything of it.
>>34214859>Call Someone (Animation)Wazzap?> Talk to Someone (Bernadette)How about an inspection/look over for the Naval Studies tomorrow?As Anon suggested earlier.Talk to Someone (our team)Disloyalty will not be tolerated!> LOYALTY QUEST COMPLETE: Down Argentine WayHoly Zog! She's our new anchor when we need to hold a line!
>>34214859>> Talk to Someone (Disney)> LOYALTY QUEST COMPLETE: Down Argentine Way> Team Pinprick’s Loyalty is now yours!> Betty’s courage knows no bounds! Her crew is now at a permanent 100% Morale! Having her around will also provide an inspiring buff to other crews, making sure they will neither flee or frenzy!So their skill is basically like Rally but if we get them all loyal won't that mean that her perk will be useless since Frenzy and Fleeing doesn't work on loyal teams?
>>34215106Frenzy doesn't. But fleeing I think does. Plus 100% Morale forever is good, they work more efficiently there.
A super model esque girl riding a Comet I tank frightening her bullies sounds kind of hot then frightening
>>34215242What if you were the one being chased by said tank?
Fuck you German
>>34215268Terrified, but also moderately aroused
>>34215065I'm thinking the opposite. Fast attack in conjunction with the Poles and the Irish plus their own perks is gonna wreak havoc.
>>34215268I'd probably get squashed. Its not easy to flee with my pants undone.
> Enjoy yourself at the Arcade> Talk to Someone (Team Disney)You sit down with Team Disney as they eat their Pizza, burgers, fires, and other foodstuffs. “Hey girls. What’s all this then?”Barbera says, “Enjoying ourselves, getting pizza in our bellies. That stuff, you know?”“I figured,” you say. “Especially after yesterday.”“I got the crap beaten out of me,” says Tex. “Fuck Black Forest Peak.” She angrily chews on her food.“Ah, it’s all in the name of progress,” you say.Willie Hanna says, “Actually, we were just about to talk to you about something.” You look at Willie Hanna, smiling. “We were wondering if you had any time, we understand if you don’t.”“Oh, I have plenty of time for my girls,” you say. “What do you need?”Barbera says, “Voice actors. We’re working with the head of the Anime Club to work on a fananimation for Otacon in 2015. We need voice actors, yourself if you’d like but anyone you could throw at us would be nice. Just three.”“Oh.” You sip a bit of soda. “I thought you guys said you weren’t doing anime.”Barbera sighs, rolling her eyes as the rest of the girls look at her smugly. “I… had a change of heart. But it’s not full length, and it’s certainly not gonna be choppy cheesy quality like I expect Sailor Moon Crystal to be or this Freddy’s Funhouse of Terror is. There’s quality to be done! And with the money we’ve made, I think it’s relatively feasible. Will you do it?”“If I have time,” you say.> LOYALTY QUEST UNLOCKED> Steamboat Willie> Gather voice actors or be a voice actor for the Animation Club> Enjoy yourself at the Arcade> Order some dinner> Head Somewhere (Specify)> Talk to Someone (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Other
>>34215313Well, I think you have an appropriate response. >>34215331You need to work on yours.
Can an animatronic bear work as a voice actor? That'd be a really fast way to get this done.
>>34215332>Enjoy yourself at the ArcadeRecruit Kitten for VA work?
>>34215302Might want to update the morale on the three crew who became elite, Also, I think we should buy the the Panther Ausf F and the Stug III Ausf G pretty soon,T-34 upgrade if we can.
>>34215368Oh shit. Get the Naval Studies crew! Double dip that loyalty shit!
>>34215332>hoppy cheesy quality like I expect Sailor Moon Crystal to beAre you mad Schteel?> Talk to Someone (Thunder Child)Last team
>>34215368I have no idea how you even came to that conclusion anon but that is horrifying.
>>34215393It already is updated
>>34215319"Get stuck in" shocktoops, then.I can get behind that.
>>34215332> Talk to Someone (Thunderchild) > Talk to Someone (Nancy)Let's try to recruit Nancy for voice actingKitten is fine but I want to help Nancy bury the hatchet with the anime club
>>34215332> Enjoy Kitten at the arcade.
>>34215443It is?Oh okay sorry about that thought it would have been more. Anyway let's recruit Nancy for VA work!
>>34215332> Talk to Someone (Disney)Already secured a broadcasting room at least, thanks to one of the Engineers (Dana).In fact, go talk to her about that while we're at it.> Talk to Someone (Thunderchild)Also all for trying to convince Nancy to get on board with this VA project.> Talk to Someone (Nancy)
>>34215473Kitten is too pure, she'd never want that
Can you imagine Ramirez voice acting?
>>34215521They were at 50 or even less yesterday. Quite dangerous morale territory.
>>34215653I recall but all of them gain like 30 Morale today
> Talk to Someone (Team Thunderchild)“Hey, Dory, girls.” Team Thunderchild is busy at work getting its ass handed to it by a very disinterested Clara. “Having fun?”Dory scratches her chin. “Trying to figure out a way to break Clara’s defense. But so far, she’s got a keen understanding of how the puck moves so that anytime I make an attack, she makes a counterattack that gets a goal. Otherwise, yeah, we’re having fun.”Dana nods. “Yep! It was nice of you to invite us all here, Gertrude!” Dana grins, blushing a little. “You know… I-““Shut it, Boot,” says Slade. “You haven’t a chance.” Dana groans, playfully pummeling at Slade’s arm.Dory says, “Say, you spent some time with us that one time a few weeks back, right?” You nod. “Think you might be up for another one? We can certainly show you how Naval Studies Engineering works.”> UP FOR ANOTHER DAY AS A NAVAL STUDIES STUDENT?> Y/N> Other
>>34215747> YSure school sucks anyway
>>34215568Kitten spends too much time on the internet to be pure...
>>34215747> Y> "Forklift?"> "No."
>>3421568240 actually, since theres that +10 at the start with breakfast.and ~45 + 40 = 85
Let's see if the Anime club is on board.
>>34215747>OtherThat depends, how do you feel about voice acting?
>>34215568>Kitten>Pure Trudy's the only pure one on the entire ship
>>34215568Have you forgotton the shoeboxes full of usb sticks full of porn?Labelled porn?Organized by fetish?
>>34215806But trude will sleep with absolutely anyone.As long as the person looks like they need help.
We haven't heard from the Japanese team in a while. Are they still around, or they left for their respective schools?Also, I just realized that Griselda Quest if it ever happens may have an Ooarai transfer student. Any bets on who will it be?
>>34215845So she's a helpful slut. Nothing wrong with that!
> YYou smile at them. “Sure thing! When?”“Tomorrow if you’re feeling it, you still got that Naval Studies uniform, yeah?” You nod. “Good, good. Alright, we’ll pick you up then, alright?”“Neat stuff,” says you. “What do you guys do as Naval Studies Engineers anyway?”Dory shrugs. “Fix, repair, weld, that sort of stuff. We’ll show you on the job, alright?”“Okay!” you say. Wow, a chance to be a Naval Studies Engineering student! Now that oughta be something.> Enjoy yourself at the Arcade> Head Somewhere (Specify)> Talk to Someone (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Other
>>34215994>> Enjoy yourself at the ArcadeTime to finally drag Fairless and/or Kitten off into that photo booth, eh?
>>34215994>> Talk to Someone (Nancy)Ask her about if she wants to be a voice actor>Set up a joint practice session with Kursk
>>34215994>Talk to Someone (Nancy)Recruitment time!
>>34215994>Talk to Someone (Our Crew)Are you loyal? What depraved things must I do to earn your loyalty?
>>34215994> Talk to Someone (Nancy)> Call Someone (Kursk)I'm interested in how they train and maybe get the Panzer IV and M90 Hellcat to Elite status
>>34215994> Be enjoyed at the arcade
>>34215994>Enjoy yourself at the Arcade>take the Bernadette to the photo booth>then take Kitten tot he photobooth>then take both at the same time to the photo boothmainly to compare the differences when they are alone and together
>>34215994>OtherRead a bookOn your phone or something
>>34215841Is porn really impure, though?
>>34216173It that quantity?
>>34215994>Show Fairless the pleasure of being kissed inside a photobooth
> Talk to Someone (Nancy)> Enjoy yourself at the Arcade“Hey, Nancy. You ever voice act?”Nancy blinks. “Voice act?” You managed to catch her as she tries for the Skill Crane thing, she’s trying to get a Bandaged Bear. “Can’t say I have, Gertrude.”You smile. “Well… the Animation Club girls need themselves a few voice actors. You think you might be interested?”“Well…” Nancy scratches her chin, thinking as she carefully adjusts the crane. “I suppose I might have some time. I’ll get back to you on it, Gertrude!”“Great!” You pat Nancy on the back. “And don’t worry, I’m sure it’s easy work.” Kitten taps you on the shoulder, getting your attention. “Oh, hey Kitten, how’s my favorite little pussycat?”Kitten points her thumb back to the photobooth. “Want to take some photos with me and Bernadette?”> “Sure!”> “Oh, ‘take photos’ Eh? Eh?”> “Can this wait?”> Write in
>>34216404> “Oh, ‘take photos’ Eh? Eh?”> “Sure!”Heheh.
>>34216404>“Oh, ‘take photos’ Eh? Eh?”>“Sure!”
>>34216404> “Oh, ‘take photos’ Eh? Eh?”> “Sure!”I spoil you girls
>>34216404>Oh, ‘take photos’ Eh? Eh?”These >>34216415 >>34216430'Trude's in an odd mood.
>>34216404> “Oh, ‘take photos’ Eh? Eh?”> “Sure!”Wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more.
>>34216404>“Oh, ‘take photos’ Eh? Eh?”Trudy, becoming less dense? Oh my, it's a miracle.
>>34216404> “Oh, ‘take photos’ Eh? Eh?”Dooooo iitttttt
>>34216474What if they actually do just want to take pictures and this makes them think Trudy is a weirdo queer?
>>34216474She's only less dense when other people actually don't mean anything special. If this was Kitten inviting her to bed while scattered rose-petals lined the bedsheets and the room was lit only by candle-light, she'd get out the vacuum and ask Kitten to put a proper light on so she can get all the petals and not miss any.
> “Oh, ‘take photos’ Eh? Eh?”“Oh, ‘take photos’, eh? Eh?” You twitch your eyebrows upwards. Ohohoho.Kitten nods, smiling. “Yeah. Take photos.”…“Oh, you mean-“ You snap your finger. She doesn’t mean sex! Ah, you’re an idiot. “Yeah, sure, let’s go for it!”You sit in between Bernadette and Kitten. With each flash of the camera, you pull out a funny face, a pose or two, all while cheek to cheek and arm to arm in the cramped space of the photobooth. You can’t remember the last time you’ve had fun like this. The final photo ends, with Bernadette and Kitten giving both your cheeks a nice big kiss. That’ll be something for when you pass the blunt.With that, it’s late. The crews all start leaving the arcade, and Freddy the Animatronic Bear says, “FEEL FREE TO COME BACK TOMORROW, JUST NOT TONIGHT. YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED IN AT NIGHT.”> Head Somewhere (Specify)> Talk to Someone (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Other
>>34216404>> “Oh, ‘take photos’ Eh? Eh?”> “Sure!”
>>34215865they spoke in the last update
>>34216677>Sneak into the Arcade? >Call KurskLet's get another joint practice session in
>>34216677>Head Somewherewait until the sun goes down then come back to see what the bear is hiding, maybe an animatronic orgy
>>34216677> Head Somewhere (Arcade)> Call Someone (Kursk)
>>34216677>> Head Somewhere (Specify)Back home, I suppose. With Fairless on one arm and Kitten on the other. Like a boss.
>>34216677>> Head Somewhere (STAY THE FUCK AT THE PIZZA PARLOR)>YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED IN AT NIGHTOh now we just have to stick around to see what happens here at night.
>>34216740the fuck dude learn to read talking about the jap team
>>34216677>> Head Somewhere (Specify)Fairless' place. With Kitten too.
>>34215780We already know she has multiple boxes of archived porn sorted by genre.
>>34215865That one Freshman girl, Saki--the mute one with the dull eyes.She's actually an Ooarai spy.
>>34216677> Sneak in after dark. Big red button.
>>34216794Nothing impure about that
>>34216677>“FEEL FREE TO COME BACK TOMORROW, JUST NOT TONIGHT. YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED IN AT NIGHT.”Fuck that game. Seriously fuck those kinds of games in particular
>>34216786No. No. NO! NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO
>>34216790I will learn to read when you learn to write.Punctuation. It helps.
>>34216818Do they need to spy? All of Yukari's data was probably not only freely shared, but the LGA girls even helped edit and mix the video.
>>34216896Punctuation had nothing to do with understanding that anon's post. "they spoke in the last update" clearly refers to the Japanese team and doesn't answer the question of "Any bets on who [Oorai transfer student] will it be?"
>>34216734>Animatronic orgy>Implying it's not the Poles/Magicians/Hall Monitors trying to summon the generals who their tanks are named after for guidance and/or luckHaunted Tank shenanigans when?
>>34216890>>34216841>>34216825Dude, we have tanks. Lots of them. And heavy machine guns too. They won't stand a chance.
>>34217040>Breaking and entering>Property damageno
>>34212519>>34212561>>34212703This is a game?
> Head Somewhere (Home)As much as you’d like to stay and see what happens, you decide to head on home. Ain’t much left to do anyways.Your staff, plus Kitten and Fairless walk along with you. You say, “So, Lisa. How did things go?”“Spent the entire day cleaning my damn room,” she says. “At least it’s clean from top to bottom. Yessiree, I’m turning over a new leaf now, Boss. I’m going to be clean!”Ramirez says, “For a day.”“No, seriously!” Lisa stomps her foot. “Come on, Ramirez! I’m actually trying for once!”“Well, I’m proud of you, Lisa!” You wave into the air. “Next thing you know, Huxley will just be begging to stay over at your place because it’s so fucking clean! BECAUSE IT’S SO FUCKING CLEAN THAT’S WHAT IS I!”“Sure, Boss.” She smiles at you. “You know, I really did realize this. Tomorrow we get the map for our match. Think we might luck out and get something in our favor?”> Boast> Neutral> Polite> Write in
>>34217096Stopping Animtronics that are hell bent on to do a homicidal rampage across the ship. Worth it. But it's just Schteel messing with us all. So none of that is really going to happen anyway
>>34217120>BoastI doubt it though. We're lucky, but we're not Ooarai lucky.
>>34217102Yes, Yes it is.>>34217120> Boast
>>34217120I thought staying at the arcade/pizza place won?
>>34217120>> BoastAin't nothing much else we can do, really.
>>34217120>> BoastWe probably won't
>>34217120>BoastIts Oorai. Their lineup is as random as ours. There won't be "favorable" terrain.
>>34217217I can't QUITE remember what Ooarai's new line up is but that's not strictly true.
>>34217120> Write in> "What are our odds of us seeing land in the Pacific side of the world for this match?"
>>34217254We may not actually know. I don't think we've had a look at it since the quarter-finals, and they've probably added new tanks since then. Some Ramirez scounting may be in order (and we should probably prepare to host Yukari).
>>34217281*Pacific sidePacific side "again" I would add.
>>34217254We'll probably out number them and most of our tanks can out gun theres
>>34217336The big question is, can we break their plot armor?
>>34217336Well yes, but we're talking about terrain and I can say there's definitely one type of terrain that favors Ooarai over our lineup.>>34217281Well there it is.
>>34217366The main problem when others had fought them they were always underestimated even by BFP.We are not doing that, just play smart.
>>34217336And on paper, Kuromorimine should have annihilated them in the national finals. I wouldn't be too proud of outgunning the team that took out a Maus with a Hetzer, a type-89 and a Panzer IV.
> BoastYou smile. “Oh, we’ll probably start on the high ground and they’ll have to cross miles of gullies, hedgerows, and other obstacles to get to us. I think we are in luck, you know? Get everything and stuff together and we’ll be fine and dandy regardless of terrain.”Lisa nods. “Alright, I’ll keep that in mind, Boss.”With that, you arrive at the dorms. Lisa, Ramirez, and Nancy leave you to their own dorms, and that puts you alone with Kitten and Fairless.“So, girls!” you say. “Staying the night? Come on!” You open up and let them in.Fairless sits down on the bed and sets down her coat and then her school blazer. “You know, Gertrude, I’m still a little mad at you for sending me off to Black Forest Peak’s overnight training.” Kitten giggles a bit as she sits down at your desk to player on her PSP. “It wasn’t fun.”> “Suck it up, Bernadette.”> “Aw, I’m sorry.”> “You learned something at least!”> Write in
>>34217425BFP knew on paper they would annihilated them some of those crews underestimated them. We know better
>>34217444>> “Aw, I’m sorry.”>> Write inHugs and neck nuzzling
>>34217444>> “Aw, I’m sorry.”>> “You learned something at least!”Both of these!And then a headpat for the Fairless.
>>34217444> “Aw, I’m sorry.”> Write in ("You can unload the whole horror story on us, if it makes you feel any better.")
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>34217444>> Write in: Make it up to her in a suggestive wayRolling to seduce obviously
>>34217444>“Aw, I’m sorry.”> “You learned something at least!”
>>34217444>> “Suck it up, Bernadette.”>> “You learned something at least!”>Ask what she learned.
>>34217468>HeadpetNo, I won't stand for this! Fairless has to be the dominant one in the relationship or everything is ruined.
>>34217444>> “Aw, I’m sorry.”>> “You learned something at least!”> Write in: Give her a make-up kiss
>>34217444I support this >>34217468
>>34217444> Write inHead patsthen> “You learned something at least!”
>>34217444> “Aw, I’m sorry.”>Hugs and Kisses
>Aw, i'm sorry
>>34217444Support >>34217468 .
All these headpets votes. Kitten is for headpets, Fairless is for lewder things and for dominating Trudy. Trudy headpetting Fairless goes against the rules of nature. This is clearly worse than Easy Eight and Medalfags combined.
>>34217459Maho didn't underestimate them, though, and look at the good it did her. In fact, the only crews I could think of that underestimated them were the Maus, PzIII and Erika. It was more that BFP's doctrine is too inflexible to deal with Miho's plans; luckily, we don't really have that problem.
>>34217661The Maus, and Erika were the heavy hitters and commanders.
>>34217648You say that like going to headpat Fairless is going to rip open a hole in the spacetime continuum and force Future Trudy--complete with cybernetic arm and eyepatch--to tell us to stop at the very last moment, lest the world be destroyed by cyborg ninja space aliens.
> “Aw, I’m sorry.”> “You learned something at least!”You pout and give her a pet of the head, which she doesn’t appear to appreciate. “Aw, I’m sorry, Bernadette. But hey, you learned something at least, right?”Fairless says, “I learned the difference between the breeches of all the guns used in all of our tanks, I learned the different tracks used, I learned the armor difference between the T-43 and the T-34/85. I learned a lot.”Kitten says, “Neat.” She barely looks up from her game to do so.“Well, hey, you’re in safe hands now.” You give her a kiss on the neck, to which she flinches a bit. “Aw, don’t run from me!” She quickly pushes you down on the bed. Oh. Oh shit. She holds you down by the wrists, and forces her knee right below your crotch. Oh boy.Fairless smirks. “Who said I wanted to run.”You look over. “Um. Kitten?”Kitten says, “Your fault.”> END DAY
>>34217811And Kitten is just going to watchFun thread today Schteel, see you next time
>>34217811>Kitten being so nonchalant about Trudy and Fairless' intimacyI DON'T KNOW HOW TO FEEL ABOUT THIS
>>34217811That's it for today. Unfortunately, I start classes this week, which means increased workload, not to mention that I'm also looking into internships which is going to cut into my time. Hopefully, we'll have threads this coming weekend on Friday to Sunday, with SWGQ before that as well.Follow at: https://twitter.com/GermanSchteelAsk at: ask.fm/GermanSchteelSee you next time.
>>34217811>Fairless dominating Trudy and making her into a mindless sex toyThis is my fetish