You are a Magical Girl. It's been a long night, and even a longer morning. You've just finished your duties for the morning - and later tonight, you'll be officially ratified as Warmaster. You are currently taking a break - lunch with your Equerry and your best friend, in a bar you usually do all your drinking in. Ramen takeout, from Hanegawa's. Spicy miso broth, long firm noodles, and just enough pork fat to make everything absolutely delicious and at the same time probably unhealthy. Lunch of fucking champions, Kyoko had grinned, and the three of you hunkered over your own bowls to begin feasting.To be completely honest, you're not sure how you're still conscious - or alive, even, after the previous twelve hours. Anyone else probably would've dropped dead by now, or at least put a gun to their head and shot their brains out from all the fucking paperwork. And the stress.Well, mostly the fucking paperwork, really.
>>34154724Sure, having to rescue your arms dealer from a fiery death wasn't any fun, but you managed to off a few of Oriko's terrorists, so that was gratifying. You also saw Tiny Pete absolutely wreck three Lava Golems on his own, that was awesome too. He came out of that mess a barely-recognizable mess of melted armor and exposed organics, but fuck if he didn't prove himself to be the best thing you ever pulled out of your Shield.There was the nightmare, though. That wasn't so fun. Wendy, well...you wish the reunion could have gone a bit nicer, but considering the current circumstances, how it went down was probably the best you could hope for. She was civil enough during the meeting, and even helped you rescue Misaka, even though she practically had no reason to do so....What Midori did during the meeting, though....well. You still have to talk to her about it later. Even though things turned out alright, it easily could have turned out the wrong way.Is this what happens during an actual relationship? You won't deny that you have feelings for Midori, and had spent the night with her in that huge bed - but you're not sure what to think of kind of aggression coming from the green-haired Callidus. Yes, alright, you're not so stupid as to not recognize how your ex coming into the scene can't cause issues, but... This sudden jealousy spurring her into doing something THAT impulsive, THAT unprofessional --"Hey, Murderface," Kyoko chirps as you feel her elbow nudge your side. You turn to her, just as she jabs her chopsticks in a downward direction, pointing towards your half-finished ramen. "You gonna finish that?"You blink, and look down oat your bowl. Well, kind of, you're still a bit hungry--"Leave Murderface's food alone, Kyoko." Sayaka snaps from your other side. "If you're done with your first bowl, grab another from the bag."[1/2]
>>34154734"Another one?" Your red-haired best friend blinks in confusion, a moment before her face lights up in complete and total joy. "Y-ya mean I get second helpings?!""Why'd you think I had you get six bowls of takeout in the first place?" Sayaka manages a small smirk as Kyoko whoops in celebration, and you see the red-haired Eversor tear hungrily into her second bowl of ramen. "Today's cheat day for her, so it's alright."Cheat day, huh. So Sayaka's putting your best friend on a diet, then?"Just a bit of portion control, nothing major." Your Equerry shrugs, before ducking slightly to sip broth from the lip of her bowl. "Trying to make her cut down on all the snacks, too. All just sugar and empty calories, useless in our line of work." Huh. Well. You thought being an Eversor just burns all those excess calories off without a sweat."We do, yeah." Sayaka nods. "Usually isn't an issue, that's why you don't see any chubby Eversors around. Everything gets used for energy or turned to muscle." Picking up her chopsticks again, she picks out a fat shrimp from the depths of her bowl and pops it into her mouth. Covering her chewing with a gloved hand, she continues. "But eating clean is eating clean, you know? Part of discipline."Hnh. Well, you suppose you understand. You go back to your ramen, while pointedly ignoring the horrible sounds coming from your other side, where Kyoko is happily starting on her THIRD bowl now."Thanks for dealing with Heartcatch Squad, by the way." Sayaka murmurs as Charles begins to play a slow, simple song on his new piano - nothing fancy, just something slow jazz-like. Ambience music. "I was going to deal with it on my own, but Mami insisted I leave it to you. Something about you learning the ropes still." A moment's hesitation. "...You really had to shoot her, huh?"How do you respond? Was I supposed to not shoot her? She was really asking for it. It couldn't be helped. What would' have you done in my place?
>>34154787[X] Was I supposed to not shoot her? She was really asking for it.[X] What would' have you done in my place?
The most exciting day of the come has finally time!
>>34154787> Was I supposed to not shoot her? She was really asking for it.Put down the law.> What would' have you done in my place?Just curious
>>34154787>[x] It couldn't be helped.>[x] What would' have you done in my place?Lets show that we are taking our work seriously. It leaves a bad impression to start second guessing our methods.
>>34154787>[x] It couldn't be helped.It's CAN'T be helped. CAN'T
>>34154787[x] Was I supposed to not shoot her? She was really asking for it.[x] What would' have you done in my place?"I think it helped to underscore how, no matter how good she thinks she is, there's always someone better, and that person won't hesitate to dismember her when she lets her mouth run off."As for the second, I'm honestly curious how Eversor punishments usually go.
>>34154787> Was I supposed to not shoot her? She was really asking for it.Sayaka would've probably beat the shit out of them. Plus we don't need to really rile her up when we're trying to enjoy a fucking meal
>>34154787>[x] What would' have you done in my place?Mention the blatant insubordination.
>>34154787>"...You really had to shoot her, huh?">Yes, yes I did. She was that bad.
>>34154809Finally the day of exciting time has mostly come!
>>34154787Constructive criticism and dissent are encouraged, but there is a huge difference between that and a bitch being and bitch.
>>34154787>I suppose I didn't HAVE to but it sure was fun!
>>34154857Too much how Kirika would have said.
>>34154787>[X] Was I supposed to not shoot her? She was really asking for it.
[x] It couldn't be helped.Sometimes murderface is the correct face.
>>34154787> It couldn't be helped.
>>34154787[x] It couldn't be helped.[x]''She didn't understand her place.''
Threadly reminder that the updated eBook can be found at http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDblink to the Fanart gallery: http://wiki.magicalgirlnoir.com/index.php/Fanart>>34154787> Was I supposed to not shoot her? She was really asking for it.> What would' have you done in my place?
>>34154787>[X] Was I supposed to not shoot her? She was really asking for it.>[X] What would' have you done in my place?what did she expect us to do?
>>34154828Are we truly second guessing ourself though?I somewhat got the idea that the first vote is not Chiaki really second guessing herself, but rather her being confused with the idea that there is something wrong with shooting kneecaps of people who are asking for it.I mean not being suppsoed to shoot off the kneecaps of insubordinate bitches? What kind of bizarro world does Sayaka think this is?
>>34154787[X] It couldn't be helped."She's got more guts than brains. But backtalking the Warmaster? In her own office? When you've been 'caught pretty'What's with the organisation of that squad? I assume there's a reason the tall one isn't running things."
cant you put quest in the title so i don't have to see your stupid inane choa shit
>>34154787>[x] It couldn't be helped.
>>34154787> Was I supposed to not shoot her? She was really asking for it."Mouthing off infront of her own warmaster when reporting for punishment? If she could do that she could do that infront of other officios. And unlike me, they might not have gone for the non-lethal approach."
>>34154787[X] It couldn't be helped.[X] What would' have you done in my place?All that screaming about respect, and she didn't even try to earn ours.Also, Why is the doormat, team leader?
>>34154838She probably wouldn't have mouthed off to Sayaka like she did us. She inspires a certain respect that we don't. Or maybe I should say, a different kind of respect.
>> 34154787 Was I supposed to not shoot her? She was really asking for it.
>>34154805Right, add this to my vote:[X] Ask about why the team is structured that way?
>>34154787>[x] Was I supposed to not shoot her? She was really asking for it.>[x] What would' have you done in my place?
[x] It couldn't be helped.
>>34154953>>34154975Our nickname, besides Murderface, IS Ol' Noodles.EVERYONE calls us that.
>>34155058What, you think Sayaka and even Kyoko don't have unflattering nicknames?
>>34155058We just have to change that to Ol' Kneecapping Noodles, and everything will be fine.
Nice subject field, shitlord.
>>34155141you now realize this quest has probably gone on longer then you have been on 4chan.If you don't full well know what this is get out.
>>34155167And we were doing so well at avoiding bait...
So, have any of the drawfags worked on Denoodly/Decuddly/Deswole?
Maki lures unsuspecting girls into her rape cabin.Do not trust Mami
>>34155111Nah, it pricks at Chiaki's sense of vanity, but that's not as pronounced as Dildoes anymore.Spend enough time at the bottom of a bottle and you stop caring.
>>34155202Is it just me, or does it seem like there's a bulge in Mami's panties?
>>34155202Mumi pls, you will go to jail for that!
>>34155222Oh Mumi, you have all the best surprises.
>>34155202Be cautious of her, yes, but don't fucking not trust her at all. The goal is to end up indirectly manipulating Mami as she manipulates what goes to you.
>>34155201 >10:30:11>>34155202 >10:30:10Alright, who's the Homu?
>>34155222It's Charlotte's hair. I thought so too.
>>34155201Proper term is Decute
>>34155259No, there is most definitely an unnatural bulge
>>34155202That's one puffy vulva
>>34155202>''Hey kid, wanna /u/?''
>>34155281The picture makes no sense. The ribbon is off to the side. What the fuck is going on down between her legs
>>34155294You'll note she has two ribbons on her pantsu.
Hahaha, it's time! MGNQ: MAGICAL GIRL NYAA QUESTKept you waiting, nyaa?
>>34155235>>34155259>>34155277Maybe the artist just started drawing her panties and didn't know when to stop
>>34155345Breddy gud butt
>>34155345>put on cat ears>call NECO and Kyubs>let's get this frisky feline fiesta goin
>>34155345unlimited tomato works
>>34155345Is this what love does to you? Makes you wear lewd panties?Pure my ass. That butt is just begging to be squeezed and smacked.
RIP Wendy forever
>>34155370>QBCatnip pancakes made by Mami. Sprinkle the catnip on top, like powdered sugar and cocaine?Or bake the catnip into the pancakes?Could you powderize the catnip and make it into a jelly?
>>34155201Only this so far.
>>34155431>catnip baked inHow else do you think Mami is corrupting coobs?
>>34155345I need to lie down for a moment.
>>34155455Catnip dusted on all the paperwork she doesn't want him looking too closely at?
>>34155487Akemi "Pot" Homura vs. Kettle Cat
>>34155431Just need to mix it into any jelly, catnip doesn't need preparation, though you can make tinctures, oils or infusions. Better to cut it fresh, oven dry and add like seasoning.>tfw you will never be in a pleasure pile with the Warmaster, officio leader and minister of propaganda in a leggy, frilly and magical Catgirl pile.>such is life in the nyaaficio
>>34155431>Catnip jellyI know how I'll be inducing abortions around these parts from now on!
>>34155383I am the stem of my pomodoritomatine is my blood and keiyaku dooriI have created over a thousand bulbsNeither a true vegetable,nor a true fruitHave withstood pain to ripen many apples.Yet, those hands will never hold anything.So as I pray, Unlimited Tomato Works.This ripe fruit of mine splatters with a sickening squelch! It's dripping innards tell me to pelt you! TOMATO FINGER!
So what're you nignogs doing while Decu writes?
Threadly reminder that we met Midori when she was assisting in a gang rape, toyed with her sexually while she was still our prisoner, and took her to Siberia with us on a whim.She then entered multiple overlapping witch barriers to find us, talked Pinky down enough to get her help, collected all the fragments of our psyche, bitchslapped Kharn, and finally told out deity-level evil alternate version to GET FUCKED.
>>34155547Masturbating to Mami's bulge.
>>34155547Figuring new ways to please the incubator and remind everyone that Mami a shit and will kill us one day
>>34155547Spreadsheets in space.
>>34155559She was already in love when she started MMxMM
>>34155547playing >bloc right now, the red and blu wars is getting intensejoin /int/ternationals btw
>>34155559I'm not sure if this is suppose to be for Midori or against.
>>34155547Eating breakfast, and getting ready to raid my FLGS.God bless Customer Appreciation Day Sale.
>>34155547It's not like I can actually do anything productive while this is going on.
>>34155547Playing through Pokemon X with a team I bread on Y, plus a shiny Clawitzer I got on wondertrade.
>>34155547Pondering a thing : Since there's so little discussion happening between Decu posts (usually) and Decu takes a while to write then (usually), why aren't write-ups posted during this downtime to keep people entertained, instead of at the end of the thread?
>>34155594EVE.Mind you, it's less spreadsheets and more dodging a dozen pursuing ships right now.
>>34155547Riding through Kingdom of Loathing on a motorcycle named Elizabeth.
>>34155609You programmers are always compiling.
>>34155620Because the people won't stop talking and the thread would die even quicker.
>>34155591Maybe its a parody of the anon thats been posting "threadly reminders" about Mami in the last few threads?
>>34155591Midiori > MamiMami the blonde betrayer and her fat stacks of liesMami and Wendy scarfdown. REMOV FATTY FROM PREMISISYUMA DID NOTHING WRONGBASED NECO AND KONG
>>34155620Then people will be divided between reading the writeup and replying to the next post. Or Decu will have to give extra time and the thread will take longer for him.
>>34155547Trying to think of something to do while I wait for my LP to refill in Love Live SIF, I've lost control of my life due to a mobage and I'm not sure how to feel about this fact.
>>34155591After the number of replies to the Mami reminders that made it clear people don't remember some of the earlier events in the quest very well, I thought I'd bash out a highlights list for some of the other characters.It's meant to be informative, not a for/against.
>>34155620A few reasons, as I see it--The extra blocks of text would be confusing-They'd be much easier to miss for people archive-binging-Some people prefer not to read them, so chikuwa is also their signal to not give a shit, nya
>>34155547Building Mobile Suits.
>>34155662Smart idea really.
>>34155659kill yourself.Or delete the game.
>>34155620The writeups go on for multiple posts and generally are meant to be read as a single piece. Spreading throughout the quest would make for awkward reading.
>>34155682What does Chikuwa even mean
>>34155710The thread over image
Is anyone else disappointed we never had a session with our favorite M-model and let her friend NECO watch.Cest-Nya-vie
>>34155710It's a kind of snack. Which is very DELICIOUS
>>34155710It's a Jap fish snack if I'm not mistaken.
>>34155559Midori's life is like a cliche anime>Poor girl in a ramen shop>become meguca>Fantasize about a certain magical girl>Written fantasy becomes big>The girl comes and captures you>Makes you orgasm (accidentally)>You two fall in love>Now you have to protect her from her ex
>>34155547Waiting for a vendor to get back to me with a quote....Am I the only one at work here?
>>34155752>>34155749>>34155722But how did it relate to MGNQ
>>34155609>>34155629Also I realized today that there were some sneaky retain cycles in the production code so today is going to be spent mucking with manual memory management and release.I'm leaving this job today and I'm pretty sure I'm the only one here who knows how to solve it.
>>34155710>>34155774a type of food according to wikipediahttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chikuwaapparently is the food the characters are eating in every thread over image
>>34155547Contemplating employment options, custom-tailoring my CV. I've been NEET for 2 weeks and already hate it.
>>34155784But why chikuwa in particular?
>>34155766GET BACK TWERK
>>34155800decu likes it
>>34155766I wish I had a job that let me Quest while at work.I wish I had a job.
>>34155754Too bad she's going to witch out when she catches us getting the McNuggie special from Wendy
>>34155766Watch the quote be for the wrong item or the mfg. Buber doesn't match the catalogue and it takes them a week to get you a new one.
>>34155805>waiting for a vendor to get back to meIt's like the middleman's version of "my code is compiling", except with more phone calls.
>>34155766I'm at work when the murrican QMs run. (Still able to lurk and vote~)Decu runs in my timezone so its just questing while waiting to sleep.
>>34155794Try a specific job board, or a specific type of job agency. It's worth it to find people who actually know what they are doing, but don't get ripped off by bastads.
>>34155547Rendering and looking for video files from before I started working here.
>>34155800I don't know dude but probably what >>34155810 said
>>34155754>Midori's life is like a cliche MAGICAL GIRL animeFixed.This is also why she is so great. She is secretly the MC. While Chiaki has all the points of a mysterious ally/love interest.
>>34155383please tell me we have one of these in the shield for the next time we meet NECOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ED4Xh0Z3UQc
>>34155794>I've been NEET for 2 weeks and already hate it.>Not enjoying a short span of NEETdom.
>>34155886It's fun for a few days, but after a while you're bored out of your mind, anxious as fuck and depressed all the way in your sad, overwanked boner.
>>34155766Well I am at work, but being team lead means I'm usually at my desk when I'm not making calls and being a watch wearing dildo. >mfw the others in the team aren't comfortable with bitflags and masking >mfw they want to use bools Wrote these to help them out. What could possibly go wrong!?
>>34155865what the fuck is thisisnt this cancelled or something?
btw are any of the MGNQ threads only on foolz?
We should take bets on who gets the kneecap special next.Sure bet: Orikos minionMiddle bet; Oriko200:1 bet: Mami
>>34155938Betting Wendy. It's like holding B and down when you throw a pokeball, nya.
>>34155766I work part time and am home around 1 or 2 hours before the thread starts.
>>34155934They're all on suptg, and Kiri archives them at magicalgirlnoir.com (faster and easier to read formatting than suptg).
>>34155938Oh, c'mon, Mami is a longer bet than that. Even assuming we could pull the trigger on that, we'd still have to actually hit her.
>>34155934even if there are, there's an ebook that gets updated often, so there's no need to worry
>>34155547Tidying things up. Weighing myself on the scale for the sixth time this morning. Waiting for new furniture to arrive. Thinking about write-ups.
>>34155953Yeah, I'm throwing my lot with Wendy. She seemed to be into it when mentioned.
>>34155934Yes, foolz auto-archives everything.But we're also on suptg, so foolz dying is no big deal.
>>34155916they'll do NYA_BIT_TOGL(7) instead of NYA_BIT_TOGL(0x40)
>>34155547Sanding. Lots of sanding.
>>34155547thinking about best girls
>>34156004Doing the blessed lady's work.
>>34155953What's your wager?
>>34156004THAT PONYTAIL IS TOO HIGH
>>34156013What anime is this
>>34155989>suptg>using suptg>everwhy anon
>>34156053because Foolz is dying soon.
>>34156053It's almost like he wanted to search by tags anon
>>34155938I bet NECO's ears that it's gonna be one of Wendy's former companions after we find Pinky's crazy worshipping cult.
>>34156053Because it's better for archiving serial threads like quests?
>>34156013My brother of african decent. Neco fans are best fans.All like five of us ;_;
>>34156076>implying Wendy's cult doesn't worship us
>>34156034Really?Well, I have another back hair piece to work on (bob cut). How high should I drill a hole in, then?
>>34156053Why?For the glory of Satan of course!
>>34156080NECO is a shit.
>>34156097We'd need a front view to compare it with the OP pic or somethingHonestly, I think it's only just a tad high.
>>34156103Hey Anon. Knock knock.
>>34156080>10/10 would rail so hard I become meguka
>>34156080NECO is best girl, second only to tiny pete. We should dump that fat green trash, pick up NECO and have her become the officio propagandist.
>>34156149I bet/hope NECO is a biter~~
>>34156149>propagandist>commissar NECOnot sure if want
>>34156096>implying we'll be okay with itThey're practically begging us to shoot their kneecaps off then.
is a Jaeger significantly bigger than Walpurgis? Just a scaling question.
>>34154903Were you supposed to not shoot her? You find yourself blinking in surprise at Sayaka. The Eversor whose kneecap you shot off was really asking for it - enough that you wondered for a moment, before pulling the trigger, that it was all some sort of candid camera gag, that Sayaka would suddenly leap out of nowhere in the nick of time while a laugh track set off somewhere. Kurumi Whatshername even fucking dropped her mates in the cacky - and while your experience being in a working squad is limited to half-remembered days with Malal and Kharn, you're pretty sure that it's one of the unspoken rules in a squad: to Never Drop Your Mates In The Cacky."..." Sayaka is silent - or at least, as silent as anyone could be while slurping down more of her ramen - and she takes a moment to chew and swallow before replying. "Wasn't putting your judgment call into question at all, Murderface. Christ, don't get so defensive all of a sudden." She shakes her head. "And her name's Kurumi Erika. Get that right, at least. Anyway, I thought you did the right thing."Sure. Fine. Still doesn't change the fact that she practically dared you to shoot her right in your office, you don't know why Sayaka's suddenly on your case for just doing your job-...Wait, did Sayaka just...?"I'm agreeing with you, yes." The blue-haired Eversor says in a resigned monotone as she turns back towards her food. "Don't get used to it, but I thought you handled it alright, considering...well." She gestures towards the Golden Desert Eagle holstered at your side. "I was expecting to have to write up another Black Envelope, but instead an errant trainee only has to spend a couple of days growing her kneecap back - and the rest of her squad gets a brush with mortality. Not a bad tradeoff." A shrug of a bared shoulder, and a sigh. "I probably would've done a whole lot worse, if I didn't listen to Mami. So, thanks."[1/2]
>>34156069;_;>>34156077It's in general pretty shit. About the only real use is the tags and it isn't like it takes a genius to search all the threads of a quest in one go.
>>34156174>ALL HAIL HOMUNYA>GLORY TO THE NINTH>WE NEED YOU! TO FIGHT WITCHES!
>>34156190Huh. Well. That's...she's welcome, you manage after a momentary loss for words. "That was nice, too, what you did with the rest of Heartcatch Squad." Sayaka picks at the remaining contents of her bowl, before turning back towards you. "Getting them to deliver the Black Envelopes, I mean. Make an example with 'em, have them see what kind of shit can happen if they fuck up again. I like that. Seems like something Malal would've done back then.""Told ya," Kyoko guffaws with a mouth full of food, her shoulder nudging your side again.Sounds like your Equerry's pleased with how well you did with Heartcatch Squad, then. Maybe you're getting a better handle at this watch-wearing dildo business after all."Anything else happen during your morning, then?" Sayaka pipes up after a few minutes' worth of comfortable silence, broken only by Charles leafing through his Piano for Beginners book. "Anything from the exciting world of paperpushing, Warmaster Edition?"There's a horrible gurgling sound - like something unspeakable rising from the murky, briny depths - as Kyoko half-chokes, half-laughs into her mouthful of ramen.Hah. Very funny.How do you respond?Talk about Kyoko's letter from the Second. Sayaka should probably know about that.Talk about Wendy and her contract with the Ninth. Ask for their opinion on your ex.Other.
>>34156206>Talk about Wendy and her contract with the Ninth. Ask for their opinion on your ex.
>>34156149Why go for second best if we can go for the best thing possible?Chiaki x Tiny Pete OTP
>>34156206>[X]Talk about Kyoko's letter from the Second. Sayaka should probably know about that.>[X]Talk about Wendy and her contract with the Ninth. Ask for their opinion on your ex.
>>34156206>Talk about Wendy and her contract with the Ninth. Ask for their opinion on your ex.I think kyoko asked us not to tell about the second's invitation?
>>34156206>[x]Talk about Kyoko's letter from the Second. Sayaka should probably know about that.>[x]Talk about Wendy and her contract with the Ninth. Ask for their opinion on your ex.Both, these are both important.
>>34156206>[X]Talk about Wendy and her contract with the Ninth. Ask for their opinion on your ex.
>>34156206[X]Ask why Erika is squad leader and not bobcut
>>34156206[X]Talk about Wendy and her contract with the Ninth. Ask for their opinion on your ex.Let's leave the invitation for now.
>>34156230check the goddamn journal
>>34156206>Talk about Wendy and her contract with the Ninth. Ask for their opinion on your ex.>Other.Ask about Midori. How's her work doing?
***REMINDER***Sayaka doesn't know that Kyoko's been asked to join. And she shouldn't hear it from us.
>>34156206>[x]Talk about Wendy and her contract with the Ninth. Ask for their opinion on your ex.Do NOT mention the Seconds invitation in front of Sayaka.Pretty sure we promised Kyoko that we wouldn't say anything last time.
>>34156206>Talk about Kyoko's letter from the Second. Sayaka should probably know about that.>Talk about Wendy and her contract with the Ninth. Ask for their opinion on your ex.Please both.
>>34156229>>34156231>>34156242Guys.GUYS.https://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/29724134/#29725578>"Yeah, if I told her about it." It's here that Kyoko shakes her head, a rueful grin on her face. "Geh, I don't even want to know how she'll react if I tell her. Probably just chain me to the bed or something."I think we should follow Kyoko's cue.
>>34156206>OtherHow much should we have dickings with Wendy and Midori before we has become threesomes?
>>34156206>[X]Talk about Kyoko's letter from the Second. Sayaka should probably know about that.>[X]Talk about Wendy and her contract with the Ninth. Ask for their opinion on your ex.both are important
>>34156226Because he is our battle brother and we share our lust on the field with Pete that way and when the day is done we share carnal delights on the field of Bed-tal with our cat-wife-chan as she sings our praises for the whole world to hear.
>>34156265Adding this;>>34156250 to the above.
>>34156206Talk about Wendy and her contract with the Ninth. Ask for their opinion on your ex.Didnt Kyoko say to not mention anything about the request from the Second to Sayacar if I remember correctly?
>>34156206>[X]Talk about Wendy and her contract with the Ninth. Ask for their opinion on your ex.Avoid talking about the second.
>>34156206>talk about Wendy and her contract with the Ninth. Ask for their opinion on your ex.>Ask Sayaka if she was serious about her suggested answer to our old hypothetical.
>>34156206>[x]Talk about Wendy and her contract with the Ninth. Ask for their opinion on your ex.
Talk about Wendy and her contract with the Ninth. Ask for their opinion on your ex.
>>34156206>[x]Talk about Wendy and her contract with the Ninth. Ask for their opinion on your ex.>[x]Other."Speaking of Heartcatch Squad. What made you pick the shy one for team leader?"
>>341562810. It's NECO time birches. She can even bring he rmasochist friend
>>34156206>[x] Don't talk about the second
>>34156206[X]Talk about Wendy and her contract with the Ninth. Ask for their opinion on your ex.[X]Ask who Sayaka thinks we should assign Wendy to? Could Sayaka herself put her to use, and if not who does Sayaka think is best.Apparently we promised not to tell about the invitations. I don't recall that, but if we did lets not break another promise.
>>34156278Oh, right.>>34156206>[x]Talk about Wendy and her contract with the Ninth. Ask for their opinion on your ex.Maybe ask for relationship advice? Midori is really territorial and stuff. Maybe we need to teach Wendy and Midori to work together, and maybe we need to assure Midori that we aren't just going to up and leave her. But it'd be nice to get some perspective with people who are in a pretty good functioning relationship.
>>34156310> other bring up Bobcat
>>34156206[x]Talk about Wendy and her contract with the Ninth. Ask for their opinion on your ex.We'll talk to Kyoko later, in private, about the letter. She'll refuse again, but I don't want to put her on the spot with Sayaka.
>>34156206>Talk about Wendy and her contract with the Ninth. Ask for their opinion on your ex.>Other.Why is the shy one the team leader and not the short-haired one?
>>34156272Honestly, I'm tempted to just beat some sense into the pair of them.
>>34156206>>34156278Damn it, fine.I'll drop talking about the Second in my vote here; >>34156231But we'd better talk Kyoko about her telling about it to Sayka, cause we need allies in the future, and the 2nd would make excellent allies.
>>34156288>>34156277>>34156272>>34156242>>34156231>>34156229Kyoko didn't tell her about the Second! We do not want to dump that on her now for fucks sake!At least try to remember some things about the quest you are following you fucktards!
>>34156206[x]Talk about Wendy and her contract with the Ninth. Ask for their opinion on your ex.Sayaka deserves to know, but not from us.
>>34156259We should really make a journal/reference pastebin one of these days considering the nature of vote time limits.
>>34156242alright, don't talk about the second
>>34156206[x] Do not mention letter(s) from the Second. At least THAT promise we could keep.
>>34156206>[x]Talk about Wendy and her contract with the Ninth. Ask for their opinion on your ex.>[X]Ask why Erika is squad leader and not bobcutDo not mention Kyoko's letter!
>>34156206[X]Talk about Wendy and her contract with the Ninth. Ask for their opinion on your ex.
>>34156163Your wife who?
>>34156357Better idea : Journal page on the wiki.
>>34156359You fucking idiot, nested vote retractions don't fucking count. Just delete your old post.
I'm guessing telling Sayaka is the "break them up and waifu one" option. Do not choose it.
>>34156289>NECO>singingGeeze, would probably sound like nails on a chalkboard.
>>34156206>Talk about Worst Girl (Wendy)>Talk about the 2nd's request, in a way that makes it obvious you're not seriously considering it.
Talk about Kyoko's letter from the Second. Sayaka should probably know about that.
>>34156406>>34156407I will murder youThis is high level chucklefuckery, and you KNOW it.
>>34156406>>34156407Way to do exactly the opposite of what a friend asked you to do, assholes.
>>34156206>[X]Ask why Erika is squad leader and not bobcut.And make sure to call her bobcut!
>>34156394Figuratively as she will be head of Propaganda but oh yeah I would yank on that tail to hear the screech. Like pink and black heaven
>>34156357>>34156382I could start a pastebin for now. Last time I went to the wiki to edit something I didn't have permission to edit, so I'll have to wait for Hat-Chan to finish working to bug him about that.
>>34156406>>34156407I hate you so hard.
>>34156433Erika is not the squad leader.Erika is the bitch that got shot.The Shy One is squad leader.Bobcut seemed to be most collected one of the whole lot.
>>34156434The only pink and black heaven here is Pinky.
>>34156426Wow man chill. Sayaka SHOULD probably know about that. Just for that, I'm change my vote to. >Talk about Kyoko's letter from the Second.For the lulz!
>>34156436That would be really, REALLY helpful!
>>34156436I would not mind reading a pastebin journal
>>34156344but anon I want to see Sayaka chain her to the bed
>>34156460And we don't need any other heaven.
>>34156436Best time to do things is now!It can be added to wiki later (pastebin is more convent for questing and easy access anyway)
>>34156406>>34156407>>34156468I see its time for /b/-tier humour again.
>>34156457Homu looks so tired.
>>34156468Wow, you really are an asshole arent you?Sayaka should know about it yes, WHEN Kyoko decides to tell her.
>>34156206>[X]Talk about Kyoko's letter from the Second. Sayaka should probably know about that.>[X]Talk about Wendy and her contract with the Ninth. Ask for their opinion on your ex.In that order.
>>34156407 here, changing vote to >Talk about Worst Girl (Wendy)
>>34156206not counting votes with the unword lulz in them nyatotally counting votes with the unword lulz in themI'm just fucking with you guys, it was nowhere near winning.
>>34156479You know what the worst thing is.It's not the betrayal of kyobroit's not the deliberate attempt to be a dick in a questIt's that despite that, you won't even get to see it.
>>34156206[x]Talk about Kyoko's letter from the Second. Sayaka should probably know about that.and if time permits[x]Talk about Wendy and her contract with the Ninth. Ask for their opinion on your ex.
>>34156503This is me, and disregard my vote for discussing the second. I apologize, I'd forgotten we promised not to mention that. I suck.
This is what happens when you forget to put the word Quest in the subject line
Finally managed to watch Rebellion. I sad now.I don't quite get the reasons behind Homu actions...Did she expected to not be loved differently from any other magical girl if she followed Godoka ? How are the results of her actions actually better ? Did she just went nut at some point ? Was it all planned since the beggining ?
>>34156494you'd be tired too
>>34156426>>34156427>>34156444>You guy will never believe what I got from the second. They seem to be under the impression that I'll give them one of my top eversors for a pretty piece of paper.We aren't seriously considering letting the second take her, which should defray some of Sayaka's wrath.We're also not sharing what Kyouko told us - we're just talking about office mail.
>>34156538Man, she just crazy.
>>34156538She thinks Madoka wanted her to save her from needing to sacrifice herself. She misunderstood the situation, and misunderstood conversations in the movie, and as a result thought she needed to make a big Heroic Sacrifice that in reality nobody really wanted (even though arguably it made everybody else happier; this is up for debate however).
>>34156538Please not here, ask on /a/. It's a long topic.There should be some normal people there now and if not, try again in 8 hours.
>>34156475>>34156477>>34156487I'll start working on it now, hopefully it'll be done by Chikuwa. If not, here's the link I'll be using: http://pastebin.com/SZkxPycM
>>34156538she wanted madoka for herself, not madokami for everyone and herthe irony is that regular old madoka thinks homu's just kind of a weirdo but madokami actually did care about her more than the others
>>34156538Madoka sacrificed herself for the good of everyone, but it was a sacrifice Homura wasn't willing to let her make. So she fixed it.
>>34156557>WIP>92 hits already
>>34156206[X]Talk about Wendy and her contract with the Ninth. Ask for their opinion on your ex.[x]Ask about why Squad Heartcatch has the wuss as a leader and not Bobcut
>>34156538You tell me, man.I've got my own theories, but it's all just headcanon.
>>34156538Multiple factors probably.1.Homura has been looping for so long that she has to be mostly crazy.2.The Madoka in the barrier talks in a way that convinces Homura that letting Madoka go back to being Godoka would be a mistake.3.Nothings stopping the incubators from repeating the experiment with another meguca, so Madoka remains in danger if things are not changed and incubators dealt with.4.And so on. Lots of reasons have been given and arguments more for and against. Too many to really get into here.
>>34156573What the fuck.
>>34156538>Reasons behind her actions.Shaft wanted more money. There's an Urobuchi interview where he says straight out "Shindo said we should make her evil, so we can make another movie after this one".
>>34156556>Rebellion threads on /a/
>>34156514dude chill out a bit I was joking, I forgot about the Kyoko not having talked to Sayaka about it>>34156538not that my opinion matters but I think that she went many kinds of crazy anonshe is consumed by the more selfish aspects of love and by guilt
>>34156555it made everybody happier, BUT it's all a lie.The thing is, Homu set herself up for the fall, and I think she knows it.
>>34156507>not siding with the trollsWho are you and what did you do with NECO?
>>34156610This is a perfect. It's like looking upon the face of God. There is no better description of the hell that is those threads in all the world. I must slowly applaud, for there can be no other response.
>>34156538She'd Witched out.She'd lost her marbles. Flower bed scene didn't help, she thinks this is what Madoka wants.But come on, this isn't /a/, lets leave this discussion.
>>34156546Wow, you are so dense.Do you really think that Sayaka gives a shit about whether we would agree or disagree with the 2nd's request, when the important thing is that Kyouko didn't want Sayaka knowing about it AT ALL until she could broach the subject herself.It's a dick move, and one that betrays the trust of our best friend.Just talking about office mail doesn't cut it.
>>34156610He should still get a reasonable discussion going and I'd rather not have the thread fill up with rebellion discussion.I made a thread there when I finished it and it went pretty well.
>>34156639I agree, mostly, but I think we ought to keep the discussion as brief as possible. This surely ain't the place to actually get into a debate on the matter.
>>34156647There's shooting Midori or whatever in the head and then there's fucking Kyouko over for no good reason, nya.There are some things you just don't do.
>>34156538I feel like I should make a Copypasta about this, its not that hard to understand if you follow the movie.Homura basically sacrificed herself. She became the devil so Madoka would could spend time with there friends and family. Remember the talk they had in the flower-field, this is the defining moment where Homura realizes that it was a mistake to let Madoka use her wish to save all the magical girls.In the mango its a bit clearer that she did NOT completely undo the law of cycles but only removed Madoka from it.The ending is somewhat bittersweet because Homura knows that she cannot approach Madoka in the world she made for her without Madoka starting to remember things. She sacrificed her own happiness for Madokas happiness and is content enough to watch Madoka live a normal life.
>>34156639It's not a lie. The universe was literally remade to make it real. What the fuck isn't a lie to you?
>>34156689Maybe you aren't so bad, after all.You're still a shit, though.
>>34156538Watch it again and it'll make more sense. Madoka tells Homura what she'd never want to do is leave her friends and family. Not being able to see Sayaka, Homu, Kyouko, Mami, or her brother Tatsuya, or her parents, etc. would make her unhappy. Homura's want's only one thing, Madoka to be happy, and concludes that Madoka's sacrifice at the end the show was because Madoka thought it was necessary, not because it's what she really wanted to become. And so Homu does what she's done since she first went back in time to become a magical girl. Try and save Madoka, and shoulder her burden for her, so she doesn't have to suffer. When Madokami comes to save her from becoming a witch *outside* her barrier, Homu interrupts, and steals a part of Madokami's power, using the the karmic potential of all the timelines of her love and despair building up, which leads to Rebellion's ending. Now there are no Incubators to turn Madoka into a magical girl. Walpurgis Nacht will never come and require Madoka to turn into a magical girl. Madoka grows up as a normal, happy girl. And for good measure, Homu grants the other's their wishes. Mami is no longer alone (she has Bebe), Kyouko can once again see Sayaka, Sayaka doesn't have to regret leaving Kyouko behind, Hitomi has Kyouske paying attention to her, and Bebe has cheese. Everyone's wishes through out the movie are granted. It's a decidedly dark but happy end.
>>34156733Realistically I don't think it matters whether the wonderful happy dreams-come-true world is Homura's barrier as in the beginning of the movie, or reality. I don't think we need to fight about this here.
>>34156759Even a shit can see what's great about Kyouko, which is everything
No more Rebellion please. You will attract the crackposters and homuhaters. I have seen them infest even /tv/, do not do it.
>>34156766Also the law of cycles that Madoka created still exists only Madoka is no longer a part of it.
>>34156733thou I want to discus this here is not the place to it anon
>>34156689Hey, here's an idea: Have Midori disguise herself as Kyoko and send her to the Second. This way Kyoko stays here, we have a spy in with the Second and Midori won't know about our special alone time with Wendy's burgers. We'll visit Midori in her dreams so she doesn't get lonely.There is *literally nothing* that could go wrong!
>>34156784>Hotter than hopeI'll say! Homucifer's outfit is WAY skimpier than Madokami's.
>>34156806AND when it eventually gets blown open, Midori has been trained by some of the hardest, baddest, fastest meguca in the west and is now a killing machine.
>>34156823I only watched rebellion a few days ago, but I thought that ending was absolutely perfect. Made me sit with a grin for a good 30 minutes.
>>34156823homura channeling the power of shaft right there
>>34156674Did the vote where we betray Kyouko win?If not, we might want to mention to Kyouko that we got yet another letter.Basically tell her that the 2nd is going to keep asking, and sooner or later they will probably try to contact her directly, and that it would probably be best to talk about the whole thing with Sayaka before that happens and she learns it from somewhere else.
>>34156823>Chiaki drinking her whiskey drowned Midorin soul gem.
>>34156823the fuck happened to her mouth?
>>34156538Let's put it this way, it doesn't look like Godoka has any way of stopping the Incubators from anything they want to do except for when they're in the way of her taking a meguca... and they have forever to work it out. Homu already pondered plenty about Madoka's sacrifice enough since the end of the series. It was a delicate balance maintained by the fact that she could do nothing about it.She could let Madoka take her to meguca valhalla, but... that's not stopping no Incubators or changing anything. The movie tipped her scales over with the Incubators new plans, how much of it is her fault and barrier Madoka's answer to her question. She knows how bad it's going to look to everyone else, so Homu again assumed a new persona into herself to go through with it like she did during the time loops. This time, into a traitorous crazy bitch devil.
>>34156813AI YO makes people lewd.
>>34156884It did not come even remotely close.Your concern is extremely valid, though.
>thread already autosagingDo we have to start posting legs?
>>34156897Repeated mindshattering AIYO-induced orgasms.Just look at her. I bet off screen even her toes are curling.
>>34156897There is nothing that cannot be insufficiently answered with the phrase "It's love".
>>34156948Jesus christ the manga version looks pretty.
>>34156952So our soul gem looks like this since the procedure right?
>>34156781You may kiss nun once,you may kiss nun twice,but you must not get into the habit.
>>34156941We might need freshly baked Wendy OC at this rate
>>34156992Not quite. If I recall correctly the frame is now what Midori had orginally.
>>34156538Homura is batshit insane and her obsession with Madoka goes so far that she witches out, and then witches out more, and becomes god. Then she traps everyone in her own personal reality where she can dote on Madoka, who has been mindwiped into forgetting she was ever a god in the first place and everyone else has plain forgotten that any of this ever happened.Bitches be craaazy.
>>34157020>Bitches be craaazy.That's part of the appeal.
What was Homu salamander or lizard?
>>34157006You mean Midori's friend?
>>34157059Midori had friends?
>>34157059Naw. We got Midoris and Mirodi got her friends. I think thats how it went.
>>34157066pot, kettle, cat
Reminder that Yuma did everything wrongDon't believe the lies
>>34157072No it was midori who got her friends gem. The swap happened after the procedure. Ours is spiky like a grief seed now.
>>34157093Wow you have to disappoint Malal kind of a lot before you can doom everyone.That's...actually pretty apt, nya.
>>34157093>Not posting best version for best girl.
>>34156992Chiaki's soulgem frame is dark and tarnished, if I recall correctly. The description left me with the impression that it's not smooth like the picture at all, but more like how burnt and scored metal would look. Not sure if the soulgem is still really really black with a spark of purple inside floating in the middle anymore.Midori's soulgem frame is bronze, as Mirai's was. This was due to the nature of the sacrifice she made.
>>34156996Marry me, anon.
>>34156996That's too lewd, Carlos!
>>34157128Has anyone ever drawn a detailed picture of it as it currently is?
>>34157166this new post count limit really sucks
>>34156190What the hell is cacky?
>>34157211Shit. Even if you don't know common British slang, the context clues should have been enough.
>>34157211where the caca (shit) goes - the shitter
>>34156538Anon here, thank everyone for the explanation. Sorry for derailing, I would have asked on /a/ but everytime i see a thread about Homura it's either about her legs or /a/ going full WHARRGARBLL.
>>34156538From Homura's perspective, Madoka's wish was at best misguided and at worst genocidal. First of all, it made Homura's original wish unfulfillable. But wishes must be fulfilled, so the result was some sort of magical power feedback loop that granted her sufficient moxy to challenge Godoka. Second, Madoka didn't actually prevent the incubators from experimenting on and exploiting magical girls except in one specific way, and Kyubey was already hard at work finding loopholes to exploit (namely, toying with Homura's feedback loop). Third, who is Madoka to say that destroying all witches throughout time is actually a good thing? Maybe some magical girls WANT to become witches. Maybe the transformation isn't as absolute and terrible as the series made it out to be. Maybe there's a better way, if a girl can learn to control both her witch form and her MG form. This is what Nagisa/Bebe, Sayaka, and Homura herself are doing by the end. But if Madoka had her way, she'd essentially euthanize everyone and trap them in her specific version of paradise forever.So Homura was like "Fuck that shit, you wanna rewrite the universe to your personal ideals at everyone else's expense? Ok, let's play."Was it better? It depends on your point of view.
>>34157273Homura didn't undo the law of cycles, there are still no witches.
So is this one of those threads with only 1 or 2 updates before chikuwa?Sure has been awhile
>>34157093>Future Sight frameCome on. It was a great block. One of the best ever. But jesus that frame was ugly as fuck
>>34157311It's likely to be a lot more common with the 300 post bump limit.
>>34157311Judging by Decu's twitter:>Mmm. Thread autosaged faster than I thought. I may have to do a second thread later...I'd say the update is taking longer and might be continued in a new thread. Maybe this one will die before the new one is up.Archival?
>>34157311I blame NECO For being so ridiculously good looking.Fucking cat.
>>34157344>archivalIt is still to early, I'm keeping my eye on it already so don't worry.
>>34157286There are no magical girls either, since Homura erased the Incubator race from the timeline.
The Russians have invaded Greater Ukraine's sovereignty with an armoured convoy and been attacked, what will Chiaki do?! Will World War Three end the world before our shieldmaiden does?
>>34157434And yet, Sayaka's still got her soul gem ring in the new timeline, and Kyuubey's clearly still there as you can tell from the stinger.
>>34157434No she didn't. Stop making stuff up.In both manga and anime she even says to QB that she still needs the Incubators around after QB wants to quit because human girls are fucking scary.
>>34156230You think back on the paperwork you were forced to deal with earlier this morning. Besides the Black Envelopes and the mundane paperwork, there was also that letter from the Second, predictably asking for Kyoko again. ...Maybe you should tell Sayaka about that? It IS another Officio trying to lure your best friend and her girlfriend away from the both of you, after all. She'd probably want to know about it....On second thought, no. You remember the first one clearly - how you called Kyoko up into your office and asked her about it. While that in itself ended well enough - Kyoko leaving your office happy and grinning, and you still with your best friend and a sweat-soaked costume - she did say that she hasn't exactly told Sayaka yet, for fear of the Blueberry overreacting. And you know enough at least that breaching the subject here and now would open a can of worms that neither Eversor might be ready to deal with at the moment.No, you decide. This is relationship stuff, stuff between both Kyoko and Sayaka. Kyoko will have to breach the subject on her own, you'll just have to notify her in private about it later. You're Warmaster and everything, sure, but there's something to respecting one's own space, even when you're well in the right because of your rank.Instead, you breach the subject about your recently-resurfaced ex - Wendy Cooldown. And as soon as you utter her name, you immediately sense both Eversors suddenly tense up in attention. Even Kyoko's slowed down in her devouring of her fourth bowl(Sayaka's second helping, quickly surrendered in the face of a pleading look that you yourself had to look away from). In their attentive silence, you tell them about how Mami brought Wendy into your office. How your ex, after the usual exchange of pleasantries, suddenly handed you a contract - a contract with terms that you agreed with after a moment's fashion, and signed off on. [1/2]
>>34157499"A mercenary contract, huh? Like outsourcing, that kind of thing?" Sayaka murmurs, tapping the tips of her chopsticks against the rim of her bowl. "Well, it doesn't sound all that bad. Cooldown's always been one of the more reliable few in the Eighth - someone you can count on not to go batshit when it really counts. No idea if it's still true, but she didn't exactly drag her feet earlier, back at the docks."So she's got no objection, then? Since you did just sign on a bunch of cultists, ex notwithstanding."The accepted nomenclature, Murderface, is 'faithful'. You signed on a bunch of the Blessed Lady's faithful." Sayaka smirks at you. "But I don't personally have an objection, especially if Mami was there. You can't be more ironclad than that, if it's Mami-approved." She nods sagely. "Just watch out, I guess? Since you and Wendy have history together, it could get a bit complicated. 'Specially with Midori around."...Yeah. Midori."You know what I'm talking about, right?" Your Equerry turns towards you. "What Midori did earlier, back at the meeting...I honestly thought we were gonna have a bloodbath then."Really? She got that from Wendy?"Well, I wouldn't say there was a really strong killing intent, but..." Sayaka looks down on her ramen bowl, frowning. "It's just one of those things, you know? I thought shit was going to go down, then."Yeah. That was pretty lucky."Damn right.""I didn't think so!" Kyoko volunteers loudly, one hand reaching up to the ceiling, a student begging to be called. "What Midori did was really cute an' all, but I think Wendy was just really stressed about stuff!"A brief pause as Kyoko slurps down even more of her remaining ramen. "I don't think Wendy would've gone after Midori then, she was really trying her best to be professional an' stuff!"[2/3]
>>34157451Smuggle some tanks and rockets lauchners, obviously.
>>34157451/k/ pls, go back to your ITS HABENIGN bunker.
>>34157517"I did say, didn't I?" Sayaka cuts in right after, placing her chopsticks neatly on top of her empty ramen bowl and clasping her hands briefly in thanks. "No need to dwell on it right now, anyway. Just be careful, Murderface. Talk to Midori about what she did, make sure she doesn't do it again."Yeah. You will. You don't even have to write that in your journal to remember."Good." Sayaka nods, before quickly turning to the side - and it's here that you hear her let out a small, embarrassed burp. "Excuse me," she murmurs, turning back with a slight blush on her face. ...Kinda cute, actually.Silence, again. Seems you can pick what to talk about, now.What topic do you decide to breach?Threesomes.Midori. They've been in a relationship far longer than you have - do they have any tips for you on how to deal with Midori?Misaka's rescue.Other.
>>34157539[X]Midori. They've been in a relationship far longer than you have - do they have any tips for you on how to deal with Midori?[X]The leader of the squadThough I can pretty much guess which vote is going to win.
>>34157539>Threesomes.>Midori. They've been in a relationship far longer than you have - do they have any tips for you on how to deal with Midori?Hue
>>34157539>Other.booze. all the booze.We must not be distracted from our fundamental reason in coming here.
>>34157539>[x]Other.Heartcatch Squad leader.
>>34157539>ThreesomesOh boy, time for choking on noodles
>>34157539[X] Talk about the Heartcatch squad, possibly making bobcut the leader
> other talk about bobcat
>>34157539[X] Midori. They've been in a relationship far longer than you have - do they have any tips for you on how to deal with Midori?[X] Discuss the Heartcatch Squad with Sayaka, inquire as to why the Bobcut one isn't the leader.
>>34157539[X]Other.How come Heartcatch squad's team leader is such a doormat?[X]Midori. They've been in a relationship far longer than you have - do they have any tips for you on how to deal with Midori?Midori isn't really vital but I won't say no to advice.
>>34157539[x]Threesomes. Don't spend your whole lunch break talking about work.
>Ask about bobcut then threesoms>[NECO INTENSIFIES]
>>34157539>[x]Midori. They've been in a relationship far longer than you have - do they have any tips for you on how to deal with Midori?
>>34157539[X] Misaka's rescueI don't think they can tell us anything about our relationship that will be that different from "talk honestly with each other", which we already know... right?
>>34157539I am conflicted. On one hand I want to know about Threesomes, which will spill the spaghetti, but needs to be done if we want some idea how to make things work. On the second hand I want to talk about Midori on how to make things work as well.On the third hand I want to talk about the rescue, and escpecially about what Sayaka saw in the Time Stop since it seemed to disturb Sayaka at the time.
>>34157572Actually, does Kyoko know about Sayakas threesome thing?I am in the minority that I find the whole watermelon thing annoying but have accepted that its the choice that this quest will end in.However I wonder if bringing it up now might blow up in our face. Sayaka might not be too happy if we bring up that talk while Kyoko is nearby.
>>34157539>Midori. They've been in a relationship far longer than you have - do they have any tips for you on how to deal with Midori?Then>Threesomes.
>>34157519pls, /pol/ are the ones screaming that. /k/ is already innawoods.
>>34157539[x] Threesomestime for lewd
>>34157539[X] Other - How do three girls have sex with their club advis... I mean crazy yandere goddess?
>>34157539[x] Bobcut, cause we're never gonna have a chance to do it again.then[x] Threesome
>>34157539[x]Midori. They've been in a relationship far longer than you have - do they have any tips for you on how to deal with Midori?[x]Other[x]Leader of Squad Heartcatch
>>34157539>Threesomes.>Midori. They've been in a relationship far longer than you have - do they have any tips for you on how to deal with Midori?Leave Heartcatch to Sayaka and Kyouko to sort out.
>>34157630So you're saying we should talk to Sayaka alone about it?
>>34157539[x]Threesomes.NECO is right we have can't talk about work the whole time but we have to maintain optimum spaghetti levels.
>>34157539>Threesomes.I feel the HUE overtaking me. It is a good pain.But really:>[x]Midori. They've been in a relationship far longer than you have - do they have any tips for you on how to deal with Midori?
>>34157539>[x]Midori. They've been in a relationship far longer than you have - do they have any tips for you on how to deal with Midori?>[x]Heartcatch
>>34157539>[X]Midori. They've been in a relationship far longer than you have - do they have any tips for you on how to deal with Midori?If the conversation seems ripe for it, steer it toward >[X]Threesomes.from discussing Midori. Let's see if that can't be a natural direction to get to lewds.
>>34157539>[x]Midori. They've been in a relationship far longer than you have - do they have any tips for you on how to deal with Midori?>[x]How does one use their tongue as a weapon?
>>34157647Someone make a Pinky edit plz
>>34157675While I personally don't want to talk about it at all, if we will, then private would probably be better.Well, I guess that depends upon whether or not Kyoko knows. Asking Sayaka advice about her threesome experience while Sayakas GF is sitting right next to us could get pretty explosive otherwise.
>>34157539[x]Midori. They've been in a relationship far longer than you have - do they have any tips for you on how to deal with Midori?[x]Heart catch Squadleader
>>34157539>[X] Other. Ask them about where should we assign Wendy.Remember, guys, we chose «>[x]Leave the decision for later. If it's important, then you don't want to keep the High Priestess waiting, whoever she is». Bro & Bitch can give us some advice.
>>34157539[X]Midori. They've been in a relationship far longer than you have - do they have any tips for you on how to deal with Midori?No threesomes.
>>34157710Yeah, that. Sayaka might have tips on juggling a love interest with a really close friend who probably has feelings for us, but we shouldn't ruin her system.
>>34157539[X]Ask about Bobcut[X]threesomes afterwards.
>>34157737Sorry anon, but at the end of this quest Chiaki will be in a harem with everyone. Thats a fact, try to accept it and it will be easier.
>[x]Threesomes.FUCK IT, LET'S GO FULL SPAGHETTI.
It's really happening, huh.
>>34157539Damnit if I can't have mumi lewds i'm going to get something lewd now instead.[X]Threesomes.
>>34157782Did you actually doubt it would?
>[X]Threesomes.>[X]Who the hell is assigning our Squad leaders?
Hide hue/full retard postsignore hue postersdo not count hue votes.Imouto > threesomes
>>34157766Thanks to Samefaggotery it surely will.
>>34157801ur a faget
>>34157539>[x]Threesomes.Gosh darn it. Just be try to keep everyones dignity intact as much as possible. Please.
>>34157766Magical Girl Orgy Quest?
>>34157539Midori. They've been in a relationship far longer than you have - do they have any tips for you on how to deal with Midori?Heartcatch
>>34157838That's... that's what this is, right? Did I misread the title?
This is one of those moments where I know that Decu said every given choice has a purpose and isn't specifically aimed to give a bad end, but I can't help but get suspicious about one of the options.
>>34157833We will become noodles, and everyone will become noodles with us. We then eat ourselves.I see this working out in the near future.
>>34157863Don't worry, we're not gonna bad end just from asking about Misaka's rescue.
>>34157863Of course it will bite us in the end in the long run.As always we cant have nice things due to chucklefucks.
>>34157890It's Noir.Bad end is inevitable regardless of what we do.
>threesomes>the NECO, Kyubs, Warmaster lewdlympics is finally happening>the hat is pleasedOH SHIT I SHOULD HAVE VOTED TO WEAR THE HAT WHEN WE ASKED! SHIT
>>341577924/10. Good leg positioning, but it'd be more layered if it's Mami that's only a head.
>>34157838Basically. The idea of a harem is lewd and this is /tg/. There was never a question of it not happening.
>>34157864We become noodles.We produce noodles.We eat noodles.We become a perpetual noodle machine.
>>34157922Magical girl lew/d/ quest. This weekend on /d/.Shit I'll run it
>threesome wonOh man its happening. Everything is happening. One step closer towards watermelon end.>glance back at code>realize the others didn't fucking byte-align their classes to 8-bytemuh performance!
>>34157909i didn't draw this anon, it's something i stole from /u/ forever ago
>>34157931That's an oldie, but it's one of my favorite animu so thank you, anyan.
>>34157949Its already running here mate.
>>34157946We even shit noodles explains why green butt is so fat
>>34157951I hope your computer freezes for voting for the threesome.
>>34157968No this one will have more /d/ the d stands for despair
>>34157968Theres a super-lewd Mami flashback coming to MGNQ soon! Its going to get a lot hotter than this soon enough.
>>34157906I thought the hat was satiated for a while.
>>34158002I'm still bitter based Tiny Pete lost to that Betrayer.
>>34158002I want to>Threesomes.in that flashback too.
>>34157964>NECO noticed me
>>34158008That hat never knows satisfaction. Sometimes it just blacks out a little
>>34158026Fuck you she's Mai waifu you cur
>>34158046I-i can be your maid?
>>34158031If Chiaki don't sex up, the hat gets exorcised by Mikos.
Can just imagine how this will go."Hey sayaka I need advice on getting in the pants of both of them. Any good ideas?"
>>34158046Cool your jets, anon, she's everyone's waifu.That slut.
>>34157951What makes you think it'll actually help in getting the watermelon end, instead of setting us back because Kyoko blabs about us asking to Wendy and/or Midori?
Good Chiaki spaghetti should flow, before we become the ultimate dildo.
>>34158092"I know you have some ideas since you told me you have experience with threesomes".*Kyoko starts choking*"Its okay Sayaka! I know the KISS of life."
>>34158121That would actually be realistic. Especially since Midori is already feeling insecure about the relationship. This basically should end it. But It won't.
>>34158078>>34158078Sure, you can start by cleaning our feet while we hold hands without you.
>>34158133That would require going to the 8th to find a suitable burger-loving miko....Or maybe Wendy, she's already here and she's part of the church... that's close enough, right?
>>34158097Ur a hater and a bad person. NECO is best girl and you are trash.
>>34158178Of course Decu wants his waifu.
>>34158194Wendy is too busy exercising her cake hole
>>34158209no u.>implying NECO can't be a best just cause she's a slut>implying I don't wear twintail for some NECO loving
>>34158250Twin buttplug tails?
>>34158250She isn't a slit she's just playful and flirty. She only saves the best for us. >you will never scope sweet Lewds with NECO>you will never embarrass public officials with NECO>you will never have wild catnip fueled cat orgies with NECO and the Warmaster both stepping on your unworthy form while she laughs.
>>34158328>She isn't a slit
>>34158225Just for clarity, which hole is that/
>>34158328>>34158366NECO is such a gap.
>>34158366 Futa NECO is best Neco
>>34158378Whatever hole you want anon, she can make cake out of all of them.
>>34158378Well, pretty sure he doesn't mean butt.Butt's for cake frosting.
>>34158411>Let me in I'm a NECO>you believe in Necos right?
>>34158411Ah, it's a hag.
>>34158383>>34158411superior gap waifu
>>34158432I'm going blind from how fat Wendy's ass is
>>34158445>side boob and armpit spotted sir dead ahead
>>34158467Ramming speed, boys, always.
>>34158467I'm not sure those shoulder puffs can work while still keeping armpits naked
>>34158480Tongue cannon is loaded and slick sir. On your command!
>>34158411>Life has many doors noodle girl
>>34156557Alright, made a rough version of the notes in the journal for now. I'll worry about making it look nicer and easier to read later.http://pastebin.com/SZkxPycM
>>34158506They are ribbed for our pleasure to allow the undersiDe to be exposed yet hold the poofy shape
>>34158524I read that in Rolf's voice you asshole.
>>34158534>ribbed for our pleasureAnon please, if you continue talking like that you'll have to take responsibility
>>34157093Good girl. Nothing wrong.
>>34157093>>34158601EVERYTHING wrong.best girl
>>34158570Oh no, what must I do to atone for such flagrant lewdness. Perhaps I have to hold you arm high while I cleanse your underarm while praising the dark ladies name in between thick, long swipes. Ia Homura! Ia Pinky
Posting legs for summoning ritual.
>>34158506Yes they can. Promise.
>>34158652No legs, post armpit
>>34157550 >>34157572 >>34157618Hnh. Well. You don't want to spend your entire lunch break talking about work, so you rack your brain on what to talk about. Something light, obviously. Something that isn't too serious, but at the same time something you'd want to know more about.Inspiration strikes you here - and it's with a conversation you had with Sayaka, after the Big Shell mission, in the cockpit of a stolen MiG. While Kyoko herself snored the journey away on Sayaka's lap, you and your Equerry talked about...well, another type of relationship. The sort that involved three people, rather than the traditional pair. About how it seems to work out well enough when foreigners are concerned, and if mutual feelings were indeed shared by all parties.Ever since your Equerry informed you of such a setup's existence, you've been wondering if such an arrangement could work at all for you. You, Midori, and your once-hypothetically-alive-but-really-dead ex. It seems like...well, it seems like a neater way to handle things, right? Well, Wendy's back now, and she's pretty much alive, so..."Well?" Sayaka turns to look sidelong at you, resting her chin against gloved hands propped up on the counter by her elbows. "Looks like you're itching to talk about something, Murderface. Spit it out already, while we've still got time to yak around."Hnh. Well. Nothing for it, then. Every other subject you've got seems too much about work, anyway."...About threesomes--" You start, and that's how far you get before Kyoko starts to choke on her food again, and Sayaka's elbows to slip off the edge of the counter, making her literally headbutt the bartop in shock. "OW! FUCK! That HURT!" Sayaka roars, holding up a gloved hand to her forehead, pressing her palm against the angry red bruise there. Meanwhile, your best friend beside you is doing a commendable job unsticking food in her throat by hastily shoving more food in after it. [1/2]
>>34158680It worked. Huh.You didn't even have to use mega-evolution!
>>34158691"Christ, Murderface! What're you doing, busting out a subject like that?! No one brings up stuff like that just after a fucking meal!" Your Equerry shrieks, glaring at you, then at the untouched bottle of whisky by her side, along with the half-empty glass of the same amber liquid. "You haven't been stopping time and sneaking drinks on the fly again, have you? Because I swear to fucking god--"What? No! You didn't even fucking touch your Shield the entire time! You've been eating! You're not even buzzed or anything like that! You're dead sober, that's the truth!"..." The blue-haired Eversor's eyes narrow as she continues to glare at you for an entire minute - and it's here that she seems to calm down slightly, before looking past you. "Kyoko? You okay?"Still coughing, but also still breathing, Kyoko raises a thumbs-up. Her cheeks visibly flushed, although that's probably from choking on her food than anything resembling embarrassment.Sayaka shakes her head, before frowning at you, still covering her bruise with her hand. "...Fine, smartass. You want to talk about threesomes, we talk about threesomes." She shakes her head, as if disbelieving that she's having this conversation with you - again. "What about them, then?"How do you respond?Has Kharn ever been in one? Like, long-term?Do you think one with me, Wendy and Midori could work?Fuck around with her first, ask if there's room for you with her and Kyoko.Other.
>>34158716>Fuck around with her first, ask if there's room for you with her and Kyoko.ThenDo you think one with me, Wendy and Midori could work?
>>34158716>[x]Has Kharn ever been in one? Like, long-term?
>>34158716>>34158691[x]Fuck around with her first, ask if there's room for you with her and Kyoko.NOT IF I SWITCH INTO MAXIMUM OVERTROLL
>>34158716>[X]Fuck around with her first, ask if there's room for you with her and Kyoko.>[X]Do you think one with me, Wendy and Midori could work?
>>34158716>[x]Other.Ask about the relationship stuff with Midori.As nice as a watermelon end would be, I have a feeling that we need to make Midori feel and be more secure with Chiaki's relationship before introducing another partner can come into the equation.
>>34158716Has Kharn ever been in one? Like, long-term?Do you think one with me, Wendy and Midori could work?Fuck around with her first, ask if there's room for you with her and Kyoko.ALL THREE MOTHERFUCKER! Here comes the lewd train!Honk honk Necofucker!
>>34158716>Fuck around with her first, ask if there's room for you with her and Kyoko.
>>34158716>[x]Fuck around with her first, ask if there's room for you with her and Kyoko.What could possibly go wrong?
>>34158716[x]Has Kharn ever been in one? Like, long-term?[x]Fuck around with her first, ask if there's room for you with her and Kyoko.
>>34158716[X]How do you even threesome?Avoid fucking around on this one, for some reason I get the feeling it's a Bad Idea.
>>34158763Yeah add this to >>34158750
>>34158716>[x]Fuck around with her first, ask if there's room for you with her and Kyoko.You guys asked for this
>>34158716[x]Has Kharn ever been in one? Like, long-term?[x]Other."So foreigners, huh? They the glue that gets the two others to stick together or something?"
>>34158716>[x]Do you think one with me, Wendy and Midori could work?
>>34158716>[X]Has Kharn ever been in one? Like, long-term?>[X]Do you think one with me, Wendy and Midori could work?Let's not fuck around.
>>34158716[X]Fuck around with her first, ask if there's room for you with her and Kyoko.[X]Has Kharn ever been in one? Like, long-term?
>>34158716>>34158763[x]ThisThis is actually the only decent idea in a sea of HURDURR
>>34158716>Do you think one with me, Wendy, and Midori could work?Want to have out melons and eat burgers too.
>>34158716[x]Fuck around with her first, ask if there's room for you with her and Kyoko.WE HAVE TO GO FURTHER
>>34158716[X]>>34158763I'm against fucking around on this topic.
>>34158716[X]Fuck around with her first, ask if there's room for you with her and Kyoko.YOLO :-DDDDDDD
>>34158716What's this?NO INVOLVING KHARNNO FUCKING AROUNDNO OTHER[X] Do you think one with me, Wendy and Midori could work?FINAL DESTINATION
>>34158716[X] >>34158763Yeah, this sounds good.
>>34158716>>34158763[x]OtherThis sounds good.
>>34158763Even if we talk about the threesome now, it's not like we're locked in. It'd just give us more information, it's not like we're totally having to use it.
>>34158813The moment we said we wanted a threesome with an ex-GF we don't remember and a brand new GF who feels insecure about the relationship still, we fucked up.Why do you want to stop there? If we are going to wreck things, then lets go all the way!
>>34158716>[X] Fuck around with her first, ask if there's room for you with her and Kyoko.>[X] Do you think one with me, Wendy and Midori could work?
>>34158716>Fuck around with her first, ask if there's room for you with her and Kyoko.>Do you think one with me, Wendy and Midori could work?
>>34158763Voting this.I want to show that were are serious about this.
>>34158716[x]Do you think one with me, Wendy and Midori could work?
>>34158716[X]Fuck around with her first, ask if there's room for you with her and Kyoko.
>>34158821Well, it seems like it might end with a Fun reaction.
>>34158716>[x]Do you think one with me, Wendy and Midori could work?Eyes on the prize, Chiaki, eyes on the prize.
>>34158716>[X]Fuck around with her first, ask if there's room for you with her and Kyoko.
>>34158716>>Fuck around with her first, ask if there's room for you with her and Kyoko.Burn some Sayaka points, we don't need those for anything, right?
I'd like to apologize for this in advance. The labels are free!
Niggers Tongue My Anus
>>34158716[x]Do you think one with me, Wendy and Midori could work?Our face when this isn't actually the flag for Watermelon end, but the flag for Sayaka to eventually open up to the idea of a Kyouko/Amber end for herself.
>>34158716[x]Fuck around with her first, ask if there's room for you with her and Kyoko.now it's really happeningoh god
>>34158716>[x]Do you think one with me, Wendy and Midori could work?Also add this:>>34158763
>>34158716>Has Kharn ever been in one? Like, long-term?
>>34158716>>34158763[x]OtherHave to go with this.
>>34158900We need those for the endgame.
>[x]Do you think one with me, Wendy and Midori could workFull. Steam. Ahead.
>>34158933Naah, they are there for when we assasinate Kyoko so that we can add Sayaka to our harem.
>>34158716>>[x]Fuck around with her first, ask if there's room for you with her and Kyoko.We'll build a collection of couples dedicated to us, and have threesomes with all of them!
>>34158903You. I like you.
>>34158716[x]Fuck around with her first, ask if there's room for you with her and Kyoko.Don't you ruin this for me.
If we do fuck around with her it should be something like "Sayaka your bewitching beauty has entrapped me." Just because we know she'll get annoyed as hell.
>>34158900>>34158933You mean New Quest+, right?
>>34158716>[X]Fuck around with her first, ask if there's room for you with her and Kyoko.It has to be done a joke on this level cannot be passed up.
>>34158716[x]Do you think one with me, Wendy and Midori could work?Leaving Wendy out in the cold is something I can't abide by.
>>34158980Yeah. Lets tell her about how we were once in love with her in a different timeline, and now the memory of that past life has reemerged in our mind and made us see Sayaka in a new special light.I mean lets wreck our relationship with Braids too. The more, the merrier.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JRy4hGTwQawWhatever we say make this face when we do it. Play music in jukebox with time stop.
>>34158716"Butts will be hurt. That is the nature of butts." -Midori-drawbunnyBut no, seriously, I'm really curious as to the intent of the Midori vote and it might be important here - it seemed like the original intent was to just backpedal and just talk about Midori instead, but some people also joined in with the context that it was still about the threesome or something.
>>34159019you sound bitter m8calm down it's just a video game
>>34159019Yeah, let kill ourselves too.Am I doing it right?
>>34159039It's on Chiaki's to-do list.No, seriously. It is.
>>34159026The watermelon ending's greatest strength is its greatest weakness.
>>34159003>leave Wendy out in cold>perked up nipples beneath that form fitting sweaterI AM OKAY WITH THIS.
>>34159026Personally I was mostly trying to backpedal, since not only do I dislike the harem thing, I also think that even if it happens, its blitheringly stupid to start talking about it NOW, when just a few hours ago (gametime) we had a clear demonstration on how Midori would react.So I think having this talk now is utterly moronic whether you support harem or oppose it.
>>34159026Little bit of both.
>>34159026Three way to decrease tensions and jealousy. Bring closure to old relationship, build a working partnership, and clean up some guilt we have about dumping Wendy.
>>34158716[x]Fuck around with her first, ask if there's room for you with her and Kyoko.Naturally.
>>34159073Especially considering that it took like 2 years for the relationship with Midori to start.
>>34159034Yeah. You are right mate.
>>34159073It's not like talking about is going to hurt anything. If this was a vote to bring it up to Midori, I'd be worried about doing it. But right now all we're doing is getting advice.>>34159095Haven't like only two months passed in-game?
Shieeeeeet late for the thread! Anyway, just so we are clear on this:Chiaki is clearly not good relationships.Chiaki is new to relationships.Chiaki likes Midori but is not even sure where this is going.Chiaki has already problems with handling Midori, just because she fucked Midori didn't let those issues Chiaki and Midori have magically vanish.So, now that we are clear on the facts, there are actually people in this thread who believe that Chiaki , who has no idea about Relationships and already has her hands full with Midori, should have a POLYGAMOUS relationship with Wendy and Midori.Now, knowing all this, my question is: ARE YOU PEOPLE PANTS ON HEAD RETARDED?
>>34159112Still beats like 4 hours.
>>34159123Waifus are a hell of a drug Anon. Once you get one it never stops.
>>34159026I sort of support harem end but talking about a threeway (Chiaki/Midori/Wendy) right now would put all the progress with Midori at risk, we need to at least get her and Wendy on better terms first.
>>34159095Technically its been a week or so that we have been involved with Midori. And now Chiaki wants to turn it into a threesome. And not just anyone, but an old-GF.In any real situation, Midori would dump Chiaki on the spot, and Chiaki would fully deserve it. I doubt Decu will be willing to do that though.
>>34159146I absolutely agree that it would be a bad idea to bring it up with Midori OR Wendy right now, but I also think it's not necessarily a bad idea to bring it up with people who have WAY more experience with a relationship in general.It's just that it's Sayaka.
>>34159123>are you retardedYou're talking about the MGNQ players here. You had to ask?
>>34159155Well yeah. If you look at the story in terms of time line all the characters are fucking retarded. Sayaka has gone from openly wanting to kill us to sort of liking us over a week.
>>34159123>ARE YOU PEOPLE PANTS ON HEAD RETARDED?Uh, yes? To be honest, the fact you need to ask...
>>34159123You are 200something threads late to ask that question.
>>34159123>>34159155Two words. Anime logic. Just the way Midori fell in love with us in the first place reeked of anime logic. And anime logic and meta hints tells us that we're being given these options because they're technically feasible.
Holy shit people, asking about how three ways work and if our friends think it would work for us does not mean we are going to go fuck the ex or even do it. We are simply asking for relationship advice. Calm the fuck down you spergs.
Alright, thread paused for now! We'll have another one tomorrow night! Thank you for everyone's participation, feedback is always great!We have two writeups tonight, so questions answered after them!
This is going to backfire and both of them are going to turn yandere on us.You heard it here first
>>34159203>And anime logic and meta hints tells us that we're being given these options because they're technically feasible.Or Wendy is Decu's waifu.
>>34159218You make it sound like this wouldn't be metal as fuck.
The Account of the Damned, ch. 2 – SawsAPPROX. TWO WEEKS AFTER WALPURGISNACHT 20XXThe worst of it, I think, was the sound. The screech of metal teeth on my shield, stripping it away, carving into it at an unreal pace. It came back to me whenever the room went silent. I could feel the blood around my knees, could sense it sinking into the gears of my wheels. …I had to take them off at some point. I scarcely remembered. There was no point in trying to wade through the gore there with them.Enyo brought one of those little plug-in fountains that keeps flowing as long as you make sure there’s water in it. It helped a lot. She tried a fan before that, but the white noise…well, it was just as bad. It just changed into something else when I’d sleep. Nasty business. Wish there was something to help with the laughter, though. The manic…fucking glee in her voice, the blood-drenched smile on her…its…face.Didn’t matter that I only got to see it once or twice. It was there when I closed my eyes. That, and the faces of the dead. Of the fifty girls that died there. The girls I’d led to their deaths, and the Culexus that we couldn’t protect. Whenever I slept, I relived it all over again. Every second of every minute of every hour. Every wound opened anew. The pressure on my shield crumpled my arms, pulverized the bones as I tried to hold the thing’s enormous weapons back. As I prayed for Mordred to be ready one moment sooner, or for somebody to come up with a real plan.It wasn’t theirs to come up with, though. It was mine.(1/11)
>>34159123"Some men just want to watch the world burn"Only world in this case is Chaki's social life.
>>34159215Sayaka already told us how functional three-ways work. At least in the American Officio.
>>34159248I could have done better. Even through the pain of losing my arms, of having my legs torn away from under me, I could have done better. I trained under Erebus, supposedly one of the finest Templars the Second had ever seen. For fuck’s sake, I could best Arty – the fucking Equerry, the Pendragon destined to lead the Officio, or whatever that was about – in nine fights out of ten. I’d taken on both of the Karnstein Sisters at once, barehanded, and come out on top.I couldn’t stop thinking about it, in my waking hours. As they ran their tests on what remained of my body, as Enyo wheeled me around and pretended the fresh air did any damn good. I went over the leaders I’d seen in my time, ran scenarios in my head.High Inquisitor Kiryuin would have cut through a witch like that as though it were nothing, all by herself. Gerty – High Inquisitor von Egisheim – would have had a plan, a real fucking plan, going in there. She would have expected things to go wrong. And High Marshal Erebus…She would have made us better, if she were there. Mordred wouldn’t have run. We would have fought like beasts, if she’d been leading us. But we didn’t. I wasn’t High Marshal Erebus, and so we scattered, and we died.…She’d told me before. Lady Malal did. I knew we were supposed to die. I knew it. I suppose I thought I might defy the odds somehow.I guess I did.(2/11)
>>34158716>[x]Fuck around with her first, ask if there's room for you with her and Kyoko.
>>34159217How slutty is Chikai now that Midori has awakened her libido?
>>34159217thanks for the thread Deculture
>>34159123So you point is:>Chiaki cannot into relationshipsI therefore put it to you:>Chiaki solves problems by applying lead to the problem's kneecaps. Anything less direct qualifies are a Cunning Plan>Chiaki has two different people Now, by applying Murderface logic, 'why not both?' sees a perfectly acceptable solution.
>>34159203> first place reeked of anime logicI see you are new to MGNQ, good thing you already have an opinion on things you didnt witness.And funny that you mention anime logic since barely any anime actually have a harem end, so how is this anime logic of yours, friend?
>>34159260“High Marshal,” Enyo quietly interrupted my pity party. “Lady Hesselius would like to examine you in her…” She didn’t want to say ‘laboratory’. “…office.” She meant ‘laboratory’....That may have been the part I hated the most. Not Cosette, Cosette was fine. Bit strange, really, but you get used to that, working with magical types. No, the way Enyo lifted me up like I might break in her arms. Her perfectly bloody functional arms. Wasn’t even dignified, didn’t have enough knees left for that. She’d looked at me with nothing but pity since we’d returned. Couldn’t quite blame her, but it made me feel angry and disgusted all the same.Least it wasn’t to use the bathroom this time.She didn’t say a word as she placed me in a wheelchair and started me down the hallway. …Couldn’t even transform now, not without everything just sort of falling on the bloody floor. They wouldn’t heal, the legs she’d torn away, or the arms she’d crushed. Too powerful, they said. Left her – its – mark, its own special kind of black-steel rot that’d grown over the stumps.What Cosette had been poking at most recently was whether it’d be possible to attach functional mechanical prosthetics, like Enyo’s. We had some of the best in the business at our beck and call, but if that poisonous…whatever it was made it impossible to connect properly, well.That was the end of my career, as well as my spicy on-again off-again relationship with stairs.The laboratory was a mess of half-melted candles and inexplicable circles, as it had been the day before, and the day before that, and the week and a half or so before that. Once again, Hesselius had books splayed all over the place, indecipherable by anyone but a Librarian or, I suppose, someone with an extensive knowledge of Latin, Arabic, and damned if I know, French or something.(3/11)
>>34159218>Two yandere waifusHave I died an gone to heaven?
>>34159217Thanks for the thread, Decuddly/Dekawaii.
>>34159281She smiled her dark, almost insincere smile as Enyo wheeled me in and helped me onto the makeshift examination table that they’d set up for me. It wasn’t necessary, most of the time, to lay someone out like this, but I wasn’t good for much else since I got back. She slipped off without a word once she was sure I was as comfortable as I could be – even remembered to grab a pillow and everything.I was sure she didn’t want to look at me. I couldn’t really blame her. I wouldn’t have wanted to look at my superior officer like this, much less a dear friend. The room dimmed to nothing but candlelight, gently accompanied by an eerie light from beneath me, and Cosette crept into the edge of my view, mostly visible thanks to her unnaturally pale skin.Librarians never did get out much. Or the dark oaths they swore sucked the color right out of them. The rest of us never were certain, and they liked it that way. Gerty was one, once, and she still didn’t have even the tiniest bit of a tan. Though she still didn’t go out much either, damnedest thing.“Have the dreams gotten any better, lately?” Bless her, she tried to make conversation as her long, black nails brushed over the skin on my legs, then the icy black metal that had fused to them. I could still feel it in a sort of distant, indescribable way as she traced a pattern onto one of my stumps, some hex or another that I’d long since bothered inquiring about.“Well, I’m getting sort of used to them. Bit like rewatching an old classic again and realizing one of the license plates is a dick joke.” I tried to answer her as cheerfully as I could. She let out a breath that might have been a laugh, so I called it my win for the day.(4/11)
>>34159241Yeah. Its natural that Decu wants Wendy to get it on with Chiaki. Can't blame him for wanting that, even if I think the watermelon thing is utterly silly. I just hope that when it will eventually happen (theres no question it will), the quest won't fill with that.
>>34159268>Murderface You seem to have missed the very important part where it has been repeatedly mentioned that Murderface was a shit person.And you also seem to have missed the part where Chiaki tries not to be Murderface.
>>34159123>ARE YOU PEOPLE PANTS ON HEAD RETARDED?No. We are pantsu on head retarded.
“Have you reconsidered seeing Doctor Liddell about it? Cases like yours are-““-her specialty, I know.” Liddell was some sort of shrink, but I could scarcely understand a thing she said when she tried to be helpful, and the rest was typically just rude. It left us both with a headache, invariably, and that was really the only bit I had anymore that didn’t viciously complain to me every second of the day. “Anything new, or…?”“I’ve ruled it out as a magical poison.” Right. Knew that. “It’s more like a disease. The kind that rots away at you from the inside.” Fantastic. I nodded up at her, urged her to continue. “And it goes deeper than your limbs.” She hummed idly to herself, settling on the edge of the table. I waggled one of my stumps at her as though it would convince her to tell me more.“It’s a bit more complicated than saying it’s already taken root in your soul, but for simplicity’s sake, let’s call it that.” Wonderful. That was almost assuredly worse than a death sentence. Cosette cackled out her quiet little laugh when she saw the look on my face.“Give us a few weeks to make a cursory glance through the Record. If there’s anything that can be done, we’ll find it, High Marshal. No-one else in the world can compare with our understanding of witches.”Witches, she said. I forced myself to sit up, an embarrassing ordeal in itself.“Something distantly related,” she purred, as though it hardly mattered at all. “Think of this as the Betrayer’s kiss. Or, if you prefer, a memento of the greatest battle you ever survived.”“I’ll always have the memories, Cosette. I don’t need a souvenir.” I could barely force the words out. …She laughed again, and if I could have strangled her, I would have. She knew it, too.“I’ll see what I can do about it for now.” Gently she placed a hand on my chest, and somewhat less gently shoved me back down onto the table. “Now, let me see your gem…”
>>34159304It became really obvious around the time he took a bicycle pump to Wendys tits and kept reminding us about it every other update.
>>34159218Great. The faster our friends and lovers start witching out, the faster we can get back to noir, shadowruns,corruption by golden weapons, and heavy drinking.Seriously, fuck this "three hours of social linking in four threads" shit.
>>34159026Watermelon ending is only possible if all three parties involved can love each other inclusively. Sayaka hinted at this when Chiaki was piloting the MiG back from the oil rig mission. Midori is feeling extremely insecure and afraid of being abandoned after all she's done to get into a relationship with Chiaki. Even if a relationship was started up successfully with Wendy, her reasonable and unreasonable insecurities and fears could very possibly undermine everything.Wendy may possibly still have some hang-ups with Murderface, and needs closure in that regard. It needs to be made clear that Chiaki is very different, and it needs to be made clear whether or not Wendy is OK with a relationship with Chiaki. Wendy must be comfortable being around Midori. The reverse must also be true before any sort of intimate relationship can flourish.
>>34159320---“…Didn’t go well, High Marshal?” Enyo had never been gentle, exactly, so things had been a bit awkward between us since she volunteered to cart me around everywhere I needed to be. Which was mostly one doctor or another, really. I’d have been more embarrassed if I had anyone left to impress, but even Arty was still out after her ugly brush with castle guard duty.That wasn’t sarcasm, by the by. Not sure I would have traded my assignment for hers. Not on Walpurgisnacht, at least. Ugly, ugly business, and I was glad to get back and find her in more or less one piece. One thing about the whole bloody plan that went well, at least.“The Head Librarian felt me up for an hour and then played with my soul gem like it was our first night off of training. It was magical.” I idly waved a stump up at Enyo, and she snickered. …Actually, it was like that not-quite-painful but really creepy feeling you get when the dentist scrapes your teeth, but all over my body, and it hadn’t quite gone away yet.“I’m glad you haven’t lost your grating sense of humor, High Marshal.” She leaned in just enough to ruffle my hair. I tried to bat her hand away, but…yeah.“Yes, well. Arms gone, optimism intact. Can’t afford to witch out; Arty’s got her head up her bum, Callahan’s a weenie, the Princess is a coward and I’m going to headbutt her into paste if I see her face again, and you…well, I suppose you’d spend all your time in the garage, drinking beer with the girls. So not altogether that different, eh?” I laughed. Enyo didn’t, just slowed down for a moment and gripped my wheelchair harder.(6/11)
>>34159123>place hand on head>remove pantsu>put pantsu back on headAffirmative.
>>34159338“I…really am glad you’re alright, but I’d rather you weren’t so flippant about your own demise. I…I really don’t know what I’d do without you.” Well this turned awkward. I looked up toward her for a second, then nodded, opting to focus on the foot I had so graciously stuffed in my mouth, and the feel of the chair’s wheel’s rolling over the stone flooring of the castle hallways.…I’d wheeled through here ten thousand times, of course. I knew every bump in these floors. More than likely I could close my eyes and tell Enyo where she was taking me now, even if I didn’t have the layout of the castle all but memorized anyway. Wasn’t toward food, certainly not toward my room. Dr. Liddell’s office was near the hospital wing, and we weren’t headed there. Probably the hangar, then.Good. Maybe she’d just load me in Maria and we could…I don’t know. Or strap me onto her bike, I suppose.…The whole thing was bloody depressing.I was sort of glad when she guided me directly into her workshop; the hangar itself seemed huge, unbearably huge, even with the Templars’ vehicles (and the Second’s) taking up most of it, and the Mechanica flitting about working on this and that. I didn’t…really want them to see me right now. Not more than a glance, not more than it took for Enyo to push me into the little office she used for finer work. Which was…Which was all but buried in half-finished prostheses. Some of them rougher than Enyo’s arm, discarded lazily in a corner, some of them almost delicate, thrown away with careless frustration. I…it couldn’t possibly be the work of just a couple of weeks.“Apologies for the state of the place, High Marshal. I haven’t slept much since we got back. I…well. You know how it is, I think. How one becomes fixated on a project.” I just stared at her as she started going through a few sets of arms and legs that she seemed to have set aside.(7/11)
>>34158763>, I have a feeling that we need to make Midori feel and be more secure with Chiaki's relationship before introducing another partnerI don't think Wendy is a problem that can wait for that.
>>34159217How do you feel about people being lewd at each other in these threads, Decu?
>>34159215You do realise that everyone voting for it does mean that. They want us to go fuck the ex as soon as possible. They just don't want to throw Midori on the curb, because they want us to be able to fuck Midori too. Because fucking both of them (preferably at once) is lewd.
>>34159349“I didn’t make all of these in just a week and change, don’t worry. Most of them are just shells, too. Rejects. They…well, they weren’t right.” Enyo’s voice had gone quiet. She almost seemed…embarrassed? “They need to be special. I’m not just…filling an order, or something. They’re for someone very important. To me.” She paused for a moment, then hastily added, “And to the Second. And the Templars.”Well, that explained where she’d been slipping off to while everyone and their mother was having a look at my remaining bits. I tried to wheel my chair closer to the limbs she was poking through, but to my great consternation, it still did not move on spite alone.“So did you figure out how to get around the metal bits, then?” Better to change the subject. Enyo’d started fiddling with the fingers on one of the more delicate-looking arms, squeezing them in her hand. The human one, usually. “Or do I get a remote control to operate with my tongue, or something?”“Implants,” she murmured. “An inch or so up your arm and your thigh. It’s going to hurt, High Marshal, but it should make for an interface that will work just as well as a more direct installation.” She squeezed the arm in her hands tight. “...It may be better to simply wait until Lady Hesselius is done treating your condition. I’m worried we’ll have to rip the implants out for her to treat you properly, and once it’s cleared up we could do a much safer, more typical installation.”I was fairly sure it wasn’t going to clear up; Cosette made it sound more like a curse than anything. A curse from Walpurgisnacht herself. The fact that I was alive was either extremely lucky, or…(8/11)
>>34159369“…You don’t think she can treat it, do you.” She’d forced a neutral expression onto her face, but her tone was quiet, a bit sad. I’d let my worry show for a bit too long, and she caught it. I did my best to laugh it off.“I’m just sick of being wheeled around; I much prefer to do it myself. Bit of extra pain’s worth it, so long as you have a block of wood or a rag or something for me to bite down on.” A ghost of a smile returned to her face, and she nodded ever-so-slightly.“…That’s typical of you, High Marshal. I…” A lengthy pause as she fidgeted with an arm, then carefully cleared the extra limbs from her table. “I’d prefer to do this personally. To make sure everything…everything installs correctly, with no complications.”“No Venenum, then.”“No Venenum. Apologies, High Marshal. It’s selfish, I know.” ‘No’ wasn’t an option here, it seemed. That was…No, that was alright. I’d trusted her with more. Couldn’t be worse than losing them in the first place, right? I shot her the most reassuring smile I could manage as she lifted me from my chair, but it got harder and harder to keep up after I settled in, and as the familiar roar of a saw filled my ears.“Grit your teeth, High Marshal,” murmured Enyo as she stuffed a strip of scrap leather into my mouth. “This is going to sting.”---(9/11)
>>34159306Hence why she is asking her trusted tel-me-when-I'm-fuckng-up Equerry about it, after said Equerry first broached the subject, rather than just diving right in.
>>34159390“Pinky, left. Ring finger, left. Middle finger, left.” We’d done this a few times since the operation now; Enyo sat next to me on my bed and called out commands, eyes closed, listening for…any imperfection in the machinery, I suppose. There had been none so far; the operation hurt about ten times as much as I expected it to and there was a leather strap in her workshop that you could use for dental records because of it, but everything was working smoothly.It was almost too smooth, and it bothered me a bit from the get-go. These were distinctly civilian prostheses. It was certainly Enyo that had made them, I didn’t doubt that for a moment, but it was territory I’d never seen her delve into before. My new arms and legs were slender and pitch-black, delicate and almost gentle. They matched up perfectly – or very, very close – with my stumps, and reminded me more of scandalous gloves and boots than fresh limbs. Not a single hidden chainsaw or laser or somesuch, either.I wondered idly if Enyo thought of them the same way – more like accessories than weapons - as she ran her hands along them to test their sensitivity. …I could have done that myself, of course, but she’d hardly left my side since the operation, as though I’d run off and start punching holes in walls if left alone.…Which was an entirely fair call, as I nearly snuck out to do just that the moment she drifted off. Be a bit of a pisser for the maintenance crew, but I was excited just to be able to punch things again. Also thought about clocking El a few dozen times for laughing whenever she’d stop by my room, but it wasn’t worth the trouble. Yet. She did send me a lovely manicure set, after all, and classy white heels I would have worn to a ball or something if I owned a dress to go with them.Really, she was so enthusiastic about being a bitch that it was hard to hate her for it.(10/11)
>>34159248My, what big teeth you have grandma.
>>34159329Could always go for the method of them not always being together as well. Best if they like each other but if they can tolerate each other it could work. Their issues need to be cleared either way though.
>>34159409Still, I barely had a minute to immerse myself in thoughts-slash-fantasies-slash-plans of grinding the smug off of Elcarys’s face with my heel before Enyo reached across my lap and laced her fingers in mine.“…High Marshal? Can you feel this?” …I wasn’t sure what she was getting at. We’d tested this already, just a bit ago, but her voice had gone quiet again. For a moment I worried that there was something wrong, but I nodded distantly all the same.“…And this?” Her mechanical hand brushed against my knee, then continued up my leg, up to the still-fleshy part of my thigh. I furrowed my brow and nodded slowly.In retrospect, I should have realized. I probably should have realized quite a bit earlier, actually. Weeks ago, maybe months. Maybe a year or two, I don’t bloody well know. She went far out of her way to make me new limbs so that I might feel normal. Something more than a Templar and a hero, something to let me stay just a little bit human. Then she spent two days groping me. Then…Right then, she leaned in close, and our lips met. She kissed me, and I froze. It wasn’t my first kiss or anything, I turned in my V-card quite a while ago, but…I suppose I never expected it from Enyo. And not one like this, definitely – a hard kiss, a passionate, desperate kiss, as she squeezed my hand and my thigh.…I squeezed back, after a few seconds. I didn’t quite know what to do, or how to feel. A lot of things…sort of flowed out at once, as she pushed me back on the bed, straddled me, as my shiny new arms slid around her shoulders.That one I could definitely feel.(11/11)---And the Second lives.Thanks for reading, folks, and thanks to Midori Drawbunny as always for drawing cool things for me to post along with words!
>>34159272The anime logic is probably the ability to string multiple romantic interests along without them getting mad at each other, or the MC.We shot a girl in the knees, stockholm syndrome'd her, and then found out that, for years, she's been drawing porn of us and her? I'm sorry, but "I've had an unexpressed desire for you for forever, and now you've noticed me and I'm confessing" is the most shit anime romance trope out of the whole bag.Not to hate on Midori - she proved she was a baller in Siberia. But our romances have run on bad anime tropes since the beginning - have we forgotten Iori?
Magical Torturer Suzi Berry versus Magical Scribe Eleanor SlamDang, why couldn't I just let her sleep through it? No matter how many times I see it, she always looks too darn cute when she's sleepin'. She's like a frowny little angel.Though, considerin' how long that quickie took, she's probably had too much time as it is. I take out my phone and flip it on, and, obscurin' the naughty bits on my wallpaper, is a clock that says... I still have a few minutes before I have to get goin'."Rise and shine, Elly!" I call out cheerily, partin' the curtains to let some light in, and then standin' at the foot of her bed. Elly's wincin' and tossin' beneath the covers right now... Ah, there's one eye open!"...Nnn... Huh...?" Ihihihi, she's groggy~.I give my little introduction, wavin' by curlin' my fingers and sayin', "Helloooo~! Suzi Escort Service, here to pick ya up." After givin' her a smart little salute, I crawl onto the bed and pose tastefully at the end."...Oh, it's you..." she murmurs, sleepily wipin' at her eyes and sittin' up in bed to glare at me. It... takes her a bit to do that one-handed. She's wearin' those cute pajamas, too. "How'd you get in?" she asks. She wasn't even surprised? Oh well."Ya need to lock yer windows, Elly~," I tease her. Not that lockin' her windows stopped me before, ihihihi. And, aww, she's already got a case of bedhead again."...'kay..." she says, blearily rubbin' at her eyes again with just one hand. She must be really out of it after all.Somethin's been buggin' me, though. Somethin' familiar in the air. I can't place the smell exactly, but it smells like..."Do I smell flowers?" I ask her.She just nods a little. "Shampoo," she clarifies. I didn't take her for the type to use the flowery stuff.I can't help but grin a little bit at this."Why Elly, ya little heartbreaker," I say, narrowin' my eyes at her and tuggin' her curly hair to make it bounce like a spring, "were ya dressin' up for a date?"[1/10]
>>34159329Realistically, there is no chance of it working.But it will work in this quest no matter how absurd it is.Either that, or Midori will end the relationship (which to be honest would be preferable since I like Midori and don't want her character to turn into a doormat willing to take anything from Chiaki), leaving things open for Wendy.
>>34159420I dunno, the tolerance method seems like it'd work for a while. But that could just be deferring the huge confrontation, rather than preventing it.
"No..." she mumbles while yawnin', tryin' to glare harder at me through squinted eyes. And she forced my hand away. "What d'you want?""Oh, just to serve my Officio to the best of my ability..." I say in a dreamy voice, whirlin' around and danglin' my legs off the foot of the bed, "and maybe a little house on the hill near the ocean, with a servin' staff that doesn't mind bein' touched..." I wipe at the edge of my mouth with my sleeve.Elly takes a bit to process what I told her, and then drones, "...Wonnerful. Hope you get it... Now why're you here?""Ihihihi, ya wanna know about the spiders and the bees, do ya?" I answer. She's frownin' in confusion. It's too darn cute."Tha's not-""Just kiddin'," I interrupt. It's time to get down to business, so I tell her, "I'm here to take ya to a party " She blinks slowly a couple times, then scowls at me."...Fuck off..." she growls, fallin' back down onto the bed and pullin' up the sheets."Come onnn," I playfully demand of her, crawlin' over to where she is. "Get up!"She pulls the covers over her head. "Don' wanna..." she mumbles."Ya gotta!" I insist, pullin' the covers away, "Warmaster's orders."Elly's voice is muffled when she buries her face in her pillow, sayin' "...Screw that, got the day off...""Don't ya like parties?" I ask, genuinely curious.She turns her head to speak - well, grumble - clearly, sayin', "Too noisy..." before coverin' her head with another pillow. "Now get outta my room..."Normally, I'd leave it at that - don't wanna overstay my welcome here - but orders are orders. So I tear the pillow out of her hands and shout, "Eleanor Abbot Slam, if ya don't get outta bed on the count'a three, I'm draggin' ya there myself!""...Go away..." she says quietly.Nothin' for it, then. "One... Two... Three-"Elly rolls over, fallin' onto the floor and cursin'. "Fuck!" she shouts, strugglin' to sit up one-armed. She's glarin' at me, and snarls, "Fine! I'm up! Let's get this over with."[2/10]
>>34159367None of this would have happened if we hadn't been dumbfucks and taken Wendy's contract.
While she's pullin' herself to her feet, I remind her, "Ya can't go in yer pajamas, hon."...She sure is glowerin' a lot today. Still scowlin' as she transforms into costume. That seems to have cured the bed-head, if nothin' else. After she's slotted in her arm with a -click-, she's already marchin' out the door. Trailin' after her, I reach down and gather up some webbin', and..."Hey! What the hell are you doing?" she screeches in alarm."I'm afraid that yer reaction earlier was a little too slow," I chide her, havin' her firmly trapped in my little mesh. Pullin' her behind me, she looks like a kid bein' dragged on a blanket. Not lettin' her use that golden gauntlet to claw at the ground, though, so I give a little tug -here- and... Snared the arm! And she doesn't look too happy about it."Lemme go, you crazy pervert!" she screams, wrestlin' with it and gettin' stuck like a fly. "Get this thing off!""Ihihihi, already got off before I got here!" I happily inform Elly, elicitin' a disgusted groan from her. "And had a quickie with that cutie pie with the rabbit ears." I think back on it and shiver a little. "Ya wouldn't believe what she can do with her-""Shut up and let me go!" she interrupts. How rude of her to do that~."Only if I can hold yer hand the rest of the way to keep ya from runnin' off," I taunt back."Fuck you!" she spits. "Stop treating me like a child!""No thanks~!" I cheerily reply, addin', "And I'll consider ya a proper adult when ya get yer first kiss."I turn back to look at her, and... Ah, there it is. She's blushin' an adorable shade of pink right now. "Ihihihi, yer gonna be a real heartbreaker when ya grow up, Elly~. But for now just let big sis Suzi take care of ya."Well she seems to be in pretty high spirits, all things considered. I guess that's enough enough toyin' with her for now. Don't want to tease her too much.-----[3/10]
>>34159474Wendy would have been included some other way. The contract was mostly irrelevant to the harem end.
Nudgin' open the double doors, I announce to the room at large that "We're heeeere!" 'Here' bein' a relatively small room for small ceremonies. They brought in a few extra tables for the refreshments, and most of the chairs are up against the wall.Four heads - three rank leaders and the Warmaster herself - turn to look at us, and all of them bear confused expressions."Warmaster!" I exclaim, lettin' the net dissolve away before standin' up straight and salutin'.The Warmaster is the first of the bemused partygoers to respond. "Miss Berry," she asks, "why is Miss Slam restrained?""Ya told me I had to bring her here, but she wasn't cooperatin'," I explained."And you explained to her attendance was mandatory?""Yes, ma'am!""You couldn't lead her here by hand?""She wouldn't let me!""Did you tell her there was a party?""Yes, ma'am!""With food? Cake? Ice cream?"Ah. Whoops."No, ma'am, I did not.""You should have done that first," the Warmaster chides. As an afterthought, she tells me, "at ease." I drop the salute and turn to look at Elly...Holy cow, her eyes are sparklin'."Cake and ice cream?" Elly pipes up, turnin' to look at me, her face full of hope, "there's cake and ice cream?"I pat her on the head and she doesn't even flinch. "That's right, Elly," I inform her. "Everybody was just waitin' on us."Elly's actually smilin'. And now she's frownin' and starin' at the ground, mumblin', "...Sorry.""What are ya apologizin' for?!" I ask incredulously."Because I made everyone wait for cake and ice cream..." she responds, hands behind her back, "I know how much I like cake and ice cream, so makin' people have to wait for it..." She looks to the room at large and says just a little louder, "'m sorry.""Don't apologize," instructs Madge, ever the order-giver. "Indulge yourself." She certainly is; she may be usin' a teacup and saucer, but I can smell the bourbon from over here.[4/10]
>>34159428Thank you for writing!
"Aye! Welcome t' the party, Slam!" cheers our jolly old Roger, Miss Cress, a half-empty bottle of rum already in her hand. Oh, she's lookin' at me now. "And it looks as though ye already found yourself a fine lass, too.""Oh, ya flatterer~," I titter, battin' my eyes. This makes her laugh. Elly's givin' us both odd looks as Kai catches her breath. "Now ye just need a few swigs o' rum and-""Miss Cress," Madge interrupts, givin' her a smile and a glare, "I believe Miss Slam is not old enough for alcohol." This makes the poor Eversor frown."Arr, ye don't like fightin', ye don't like killin', and ye don't like rum?" grumbles Miss Cress, takin' a swig from her own bottle before pointin' a claw at Elly. "If ye were any less a person, I'd make ye walk th' plank!""In any case, do not mind us," Madge says with her trademark smile. "Treat us like we're not even here.""Hah, like th' Unseen Queen needs help w' that!" jeers Miss Cress, earnin' herself an elbow in the ribs from Madge. Doesn't stop her from laughin'. Silly bugger.Lookin' back at Elly, she's a bit taken aback. Tryin' to make her mouth form words that won't come, until she manages to ask, "...Why?"The Warmaster smiles warmly at her, sayin', "because you passed initiation, of course." Hah, the Warmaster's tail's waggin'! She's really pleased with herself, isn't she? "We asked Miss Cooldown what you liked, and made preparations just minutes after you did so." Elly's still strugglin' with words at this point. The Warmaster puts her hands on Elly's shoulders, talkin' real gentle. "I know it is a bit much to take in at once. Think of it as us making amends for not offering you a proper welcome when you first arrived."Looks like Blue's already stuffin' her face now that the guest of honor's here. "So she's the one who knocked the smug out of Milly Moneybags?" she asks after swallowin' a mouthful of corndog. The kid doesn't seem to recognize her, but she's probably never met her before.[5/10]
>>34159486If Decu had force his waifu on us after we voted no, I could have just been angry at Decu and dropped the quest.But I can't do that after a dumbfuck player decision.
Elly asks the Warmaster, "...Who is she?" while pointin' at Blue. Sure, act like I'm not even here.Miss Russ leads her away from me, motionin' with her head to move back. I guess she wants to do this part herself. "This is Miss Contra," the Warmaster responds, "our Vindicare Rank Leader.""Hello!" greets the redhead, makin' a smart and snappy salute after puttin' down her meal, and says, "Vindicare Rank Leader Belinda Contra here! But Blue's fine. Bel is preferred, really."Gesturin' back toward the other two, the Warmaster continues introductions, sayin', "And I believe you've met Miss Cress and Miss Shine."Cress is already givin' her cheeky two-fingered salute. "Aye!" she exclaims, standin' up straight, "actin' Eversor Rank Leader Cress, reportin'!" Even her tail seems to be at attention here."Callidus Rank Leader Ethelinda Joyce Shine," states Madge, already at attention. "'Madge' is fine, thank you.""Miss Winters would be here to represent our Culexus," the Warmaster explains, drawin' Elly's attention back to her, "but she is indisposed at the moment."Elly frowns with concern. There's no way they've met. Especially without me knowin'. But she still asks, "...Is she okay?"The Warmaster reassures her, statin' confidently, "she will be fine, I'm certain of it." Which is probably true.That seems good enough for Elly, and she nods in acknowledgement. "But why are so many important people here?" she inquires, lookin' around again. I give her another little wave, but the Warmaster shakes her head at me, so I put my hand down.Smilin' brilliantly, the Warmaster lays it out for Elly by tellin' her, "because you're our special guest, of course!""...All of this for me..." Elly murmurs, takin' a moment to process it. She's a little red-faced right now. "Thank you..."Geez, she almost looks like she's gonna hug Miss Russ at this point. Oh well, don't mind me, I don't need an introduction anyway.Ah well, Elly seems happy enough.[6/10]
>>34159444Even with the liberties taken with realism in the relationships, this is something that must be done extremely carefully. One of these things is securing the Green front before heading on to the Brown front, or else there's a very real risk of losing both.
>>34159217Thanks for running! 's been fun.
>>34158716>[X]Fuck around with her first, ask if there's room for you with her and Kyoko.Then >>34158763And finally >[X]Do you think one with me, Wendy and Midori could work?
>>34159367It's more complex than that.Wendy is part of a past we've forgotten. As convienient as it would be to just brush that off, and say it never happened, we owe her better than that, just as we would owe Midori more than that if it was to happen to her,
Reluctantly, I leave the kid alone with the Warmaster. Probably doesn't need me hoverin' over her shoulder anyway. Miss Russ knows what she's doin'.Lookin' around the room, I find Miss Cress and Blue talkin' enthusiastically about somethin'. Judgin' by Miss Cress's violent gesticulations, and goin' by Blue's fascinated look, it's probably not somethin' I want a part of. The buffet itself looks temptin', but I'm not real hungry or thirsty. Already ate out before I got here.So I make to stand next to Madge, and she pointedly takes a step away from me, smile falterin' a bit. Such a killjoy."Not sure why our Warmaster wanted me to fetch Elly if she was just gonna shoo me away," I say, foldin' my arms behind my head and leanin' against the wall.Madge takes a sip of bourbon and shakes her head. "Search me," she responds, then adds, "please do not actually try to search me." Such a killjoy."She's just tryin' to get in good with the Americans, ain't she?" I query, bouncin' on my heels and tiptoes. Madge doesn't seem to like it, but she should know by now I'm not one for sittin' still.After sighin', Her Majesty royally informs me, "that was my guess, yes." Then she chuckles, addin', "Well, Blue jumped at the opportunity for free food." That sounds about right. That's the only reason I can think of for all of these preparations, and for all the top brass of the Sixth bein' here. Well, not all the top brass. Ashford wouldn't have anythin' to do with somethin' so frivolous, but the Equerry..."Where's Grumpy?" I inquire."Miss Morkai?" clarifies Madge, to which I nod my head. "She is still busy with the paperwork that Miss Slam used to do. I do not believe bringing her is a good idea."Uh oh. "She's not gonna try and antagonize Elly, is she?" I venture, visibly cringing. Elly's in real trouble if Grumpy's after her.Madge shakes her head. "The Warmaster would not allow it, and Miss Morkai knows it," she says, takin' another sip.[7/10]
Elly looks pretty content right now. She's smilin', for one, and seems to be enjoyin' the burgers. Russ is just standin' near her, talkin' about her future and how to prepare for it.It's nice for the kid, and yet..."It's gonna be real hard for Elly from here on out..." I say at last, smilin' grimly.Madge stares intently at her teacup. "Personally, I do not believe Miss Slam can handle it," she says after a moment. "She is simply too soft, and the Warmaster doesn't want to change that about her. Her victory was simply a fluke.""The Warmaster usually ain't wrong, though," I counter."True. I do not want to see her fail, either," Madge says, takin' another sip from her posh teacup. "And not just because it'd mean more work for me."Lookin' at her, I smile just a little bit in a sincere way. "Because she ain't a crude meathead?"Madge nods in response. "Because she's not a crude meathead, yes." That's good enough for me."I'm still gonna keep an eye on her when I can," I declare. I think Madge flinched at that, which got me a bit curious. "What're you gonna do?" I ask her."I'm going to do my job as best as I can," she says coolly. "If it involves her somehow, that is entirely coincidental."I grin at her, tauntin', "Ya sure talk like ya got a stick up yer arse when the Warmaster's in the room, don't ya?"Madge's smile twists into a smirk. "Like you would find a stick up your ass objectionable," she retorts."Ihihihi, touché," I respond, smilin' widely. That one was actually pretty good.Looks like they're bringin' out the cake now. It's a big chocolate one, with cherries on it. Should be enough to feed all of us. Well, maybe not Blue, but if she eats Elly's cake before the kid has had her fill, I'm gonna-"Miss Berry?" Madge calls my name suddenly out of the blue. I turn to look at her, and... Well, she's smilin', but her eyes are hardened. She looks serious. "What did you think of Miss Hesselius?"[8/10]
>>34159522I think, after some 220+ thread, he earned some goodwill and benefit of the doubt. And I don't even particularly liked Wendy.
"Ah, the one you set me up with?" I ask. She nods, and I start smilin' again. "She's a great gal. I can see why the other folks are a bit creeped out by her, but I don't mind her company at all." I giggle a little, thinkin' back on the meetin'. "Plus she's got this thing where she-""She's looking forward to seeing you again," Madge interrupts. "Should I ask my contact to bring her along during the conference?" Ah. So that's what it's about."I'm sure she is," I mumble, lookin' at the floor. "But I'm really not the type to commit, y'know? You understand that, right?" I hear Madge takin' a long drink before she sets the cup and saucer down on a nearby table."I ssssee."Uh oh, she's very, very angry now. I look back at her and her expression is nothin' more than a smile and two eyes showin' how much restraint goes into her not immediately makin' my life hell on earth."I mean, I'm just not ready for that kind of a relationship," I try to explain, bringin' my hands up defensively. She doesn't seem to buy it. I sigh a bit, tryin' to be reasonable and tell her, "I really do like her - in fact I really do like her a lot. I might even love her, but-""But WHAT?" Madge hisses, her normally cool and collected voice now venomous and spiteful. The smile only makes it worse. "You've been 'not ready for a relationship' for, what, five yearsss? Sssix?" She shakes her head at me. "I know you misssss your dear friend, but you've had time enough to bed everything that didn't refussse you, and you're SSSTILL not over her?!"I want to tell her yes, that it's okay, that I'll sweep that lady from the Second off her feet and make her the happiest gal in the world. And yet..."I'm real sorry, but... I, I just can't."Madge continues glarin' at me like she wants me dead, moreso than normal, and then quietly asks, "then what should I tell her?"I shake my head at her. "I'll tell her," I volunteer. "No need to burden yerself. It's the least I can do."[9/10]
Just as Madge is about to lay into me some more, the Warmaster claps her hands and motions for both of us to come forward. "We'll talk more about thissss later," Madge growls, walkin' over to where everyone is gathered. Such a killjoy.I follow a little bit behind her, curious as to what could possibly be-Oh. Oh, wow. I guess it's a bit late, considerin' it actually happened a bit more than a month ago, but...Elly's just standin' there gapin'. I can't blame her, I wasn't told about this part either. But I really should have expected somethin' like that from Miss Russ.There's fourteen candles on the cake, their little flames flickerin'."Happy Birthday, Eleanor," the Warmaster says softly, before leadin' us in song....Yeah, it's gonna be tough for Elly. But I think I can afford to put off worrying about the future until tomorrow.[10/10]
Omake : Good Luck"Checkers Checkers Checkers!""Hey, kid, how was the party?""They had cake and ice cream! And I got an advance on my salary as 'motivation' or something. It's ten thousand dollars! That's more than I made in a year before, and now it's twice that much, every month!""Heh, I take it you had fun?""Y-yeah. Well, no...""Papers?""It was nice, but it wasn't, y'know... Fun?""Well when you get back... Yeah, we'll do better than those sheepfuckers. We have Disneyland.""I'd... Yeah, I'd like that.""So, I heard you killed the shit out of your opponent?""...""You didn't like killing the shit out of your opponent?""It felt... Wrong. I don't like hurting people. E-even mean people like Milly.""...""How do you go through with it?""Kid, you...You and I are different, I'll put it that way. ...Let me talk to Dorothy about it, she'd probably know more about it than me. I guess until I get back to you... Aim for the legs and joints, it's painful but it'll cripple anybody after you and it's nonlethal, and witches aren't people. That's a whole fucking forest of problems if you start thinking of witches as people.""Y-yeah. I decided to hunt witches instead.""Even after... Y'know?""Yeah. Really, I don't think I can do it...""Then what are you going to do?""I'm gonna try anyway. I, I want to help somehow. And witches need... Need help moving on, right?""...Well, shit, I don't know about that, but whatever floats your boat, Papers. Good luck with that, really.""Thank you, Checkers.""...Oh, one more thing.""Mm?""...Fuck, this is embarassing... Don't tell anyone about this or else...""I won't. What is it?""...H-h-happy Birthday to you, H-happy Birthday to you... H-happy Birthday, dear Eleanor... Happy Birthday to you..."
>>34159522You seriously believe Wendy would have vanished from the quest just because we refused the contract?Besides, its mostly meaningless since there was never a chance of that happening, since it was pretty clear that contract = harem, and there was very little chance of that losing.Truthfully, I have grown to dislike Wendy due to the constant watermelon stuff. I think I probably would have found her an interesting character otherwise. The idea of a past GF that has to struggle with the idea that Chiaki has no memory of her at all is tragic actually.But the constant "threesome! threesome! threesome!" thing has totally ruined her. Thats what comes to mind first when I think of Wendy now, not anything more interesting.Pity.
And that's everything for today!Thanks to Deculture for letting me write and for the pictures of EleanorThanks to Cooldown for letting me bounce ideas off of her, letting me namedrop Hesselius, and help with Wendy's dialogueThanks to Hat-chan for the picture and costume of MadgeThanks to Minty for proofreading and a few suggestionsThanks to Sanguis for help with naming BlueThanks to Starasp for a suggestionWith apologies to Kashiwa Kiseri for still (poorly) imitating their art style
>>34159657Wendy also said that declining doesn't remove Wendy or something like that
>>34159264Not that slutty, hahaha!>>34159294Thank you!>>34159362Hahaha, they have? I didn't notice!>>34159541Thank you, too!
>>34159428Looks like Enyo finally seald the deal.
>>34159428Good writing as always!
>>34159669You're a cute and so is Eleanor.
>>34159437>stockholm syndromeI-I-Is this a e-euphemism for t-rue love?
>>34159670Clarifying something here: Chiaki would be working with Wendy at least through the Prophet business either. The contract just makes her more available for now and gives Chiaki somewhat more control over where her energy is directed. Yes, it's probably the right choice for Wendy or watermelon endings, but it wouldn't have removed her, and there would probably be a future opportunity to sign her again. Likewise, there'll be an opportunity to break the contract off, as well as telling her to leave at any time.That said, yes, we do already have potential scenarios for if Chiaki either ignores her entirely or tells her to fuck off, and no, they do not end in horrible yandere death by default. I mean, maybe don't start pooping in her cornflakes or anything. You can reject someone and tell them honestly that being around is making it harder for the both of you without shitting on them, after all.>>34159686She promised, after all.>>34159740Thank you!
>>34159551Oh no question! Like I said, Wendy had the potential to be really interesting and awesome.But thanks to the watermelon stuff, my first thought when she is mentioned is no longer her as a unique character with a unique backstory and so on.Its (and I am sorry for being crude here) that she is the fucktoy that Chiaki is supposed to get on with for the sake of lewdness. The comments of players in this thread only emphasized that.Which to be honest sucks for me. Because I think there would have been loads of potential with Wendy. But since every vote ends up with the majority voting with the goal of finding a way of getting Chiaki into her panties, rather than actually trying to get to know her, its hard for me to see it differently.It might be that I read the writeups late, which is why my viewpoing was left skewed. I dunno.
>>34155865>Midori's life is like a cliche MAGICAL GIRL animeBut what about the part where she worked for the 10th? There's nothing cliche about what she was doing for them... well, in a normal magical girl show, anyhow...
>>34159217Thanks for running!http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Magical%20Girl%20Noir%20QuestThread has been archived, Writeups and all!>>34159428Woooo, set sail!>>34159647This is adorable and happy, I'm rooting for Eleanor, you can do it!
>>34159780The way I see it, fans with dumb opinions can be ignored, and I'm trusting Deculture to keep things well-written even if we make some bad choices. So things should be alright as long as the quest writing itself treats Wendy as a real character.
>>34159779B-but I want to see yandere Wendy vs Chaki final showdown! ;_; Too rational for me.
>>34159836>Not wanting yandere Wendy vs. yandere Midori
>>34159853Yandere Wendy vs Yandere Midori vs Yandere Chaki. The name of the battle will be "Look at all the kneecaps and love flowing though the room."
>>34159875>>34159853>>34159836>yandere fight and not inviting PinkyWhat kind of pleb tier is this
>>34159904That's who they're all fighting over, anon.
>>34159904Pinky makes things too obvious. Though I suppose the true ultamate fight of yanderes would be.Yandere Wendy vs Yandere Midori Vs Yandere Chaki Vs Pinky vs Transcendent Homu screaming about Madoka.The name of the battle would be "Please god make it stop."
What time-zone do you reside in Deculture? Wondering if this would help predict the timing for the threads. Or is this already held at a set time?
>>34159833But Decu didn't really handle Wendy as much more than a fuck toy in her proper introduction. Personally that's what bothers me the most.
>>34159833I ultimately trust Decu to handle things well, but sometimes just seeing the fanbase and voters in action can just be really depressing.
>>34159952GMT +8 thereabouts, I'd wager.s
>>34159959>Implying most meguca's aren't the warmasters fucktoys.They just don't realize it yet.
>>34159952something and one hours after it's scheduled. Always.
>>34159952For an anon who lives in the CST timezone, Decu's timezone appears to be CST + 13 hours.
>>34156610I don't get the last bit.Is it implying all the stuff above is Homu hating on herself?
>>34160066Yes, precisely. It's implying all the Homu-hating posts are Homura hating on herself.
>>34159959that's part of Wendy's thing, I think.The balloon tits are her insecurities manifesting via her MG powers.
>>34160334Or it's Decu's magical realm
>>34160334If we're talking about the ass-groping dream then it was Decu trying to make things lighter than the other Wendy dreams had been, but it was still a lot of ass-groping.If it was the meeting, then I don't actually object to the portraits used there, I think they were stylish even if she was kind of a titty monster in them.
>>34159959What bothers me is that we suddenly found out we had a girlfriend.I have pretty much gotten over that at this point.
Arright, big man's taken off, I'm here for whatever else.
>>34160453What is your favorite 3025 era Battlemech?
>>34160453Which offico has the most moe magical girls? The eighth or the ninth?
Yuma did nothing wrong!Girl A Got what was coming to her!Chika deserve all the bad that's happening to her!Yuma is my waifu!Yuma did nothing wrong( for we are never wrong!)
>>34160507Like, a gundam? I only know one gundam>>34160510That is a really hard question now that I'm actually thinking about it. Huh. I guess it depends on how much you like murder moe.
>>34160453When will the waifufaggotry stop, and the noir and corruption return?
>>34160573Sooner than you think, not as soon as you'd like. The players like to waifu everything (for the most part) and Decu gravitates toward xtreme social linking.
>>34160534Yuma will be added to the harem as punishment for her sins.
>>34160608what sins?!she did nothing wrong!you fail for saying that she did something wrong!
>>34160653Perfection is a sin!
>>34160688*smile* so you're saying that the anon's that was controlling Yuma was in the wrong~?
>>34160730No, and your grammar is atrocious.Ten points from Gryffindor.
>>34160730You lost as soon as you posted an emote on an imageboard
>>34160763Goddammit now I'm thinking about MGNQ characters in Hogwarts houses.Fuck me for being a big huge nerd.
>>34160794my work is done