"Are you okay?" You ask, looking at Russells- instead of sitting attentedly while you prepare to give them your first report, he has splayed himself out across the entire bench. Miho, who isn't looking so good herself is laying spread eagle on the grassy knoll. You are Yukari Akiyama, loader for Ooarai Highschool's Panzer IV, and Russells apply is mostly in the form of a quiet groan. "I'm... fine." He says, shifting himself slightly so that he at least looks a bit more attentive. "What's up?""I've done some initial scouting!" You say, excited. "They were showing off a new tank publically!" You pull your cellphone from your backpack. "It's got a 105mm howitzer..." That definately wakes Russells up."That's a big gun..." He says, taking your phone to look at the pictures. He still seems sluggish, though.>They've been poisoned!>What have they been up to?>Describe the tank.>Other.
Aaw yeah>describe the tank
>>34123241>>Describe the tank.tonksexual
>>34123241The shit? Where'd the goddamn subject go?
>>34123241>>What have they been up to?"Is this the post-coital lethargy people talk about?"
>>34123418Ah! Ok, they changed shit around. Used to go Name | Email | Subject.Now its Name | Subject | Options.
>>34123241>What have they been up to?>Describe the tank.
>>34123241[x] Describe the tank.
>>34123241[x]other>Have Rose help us spitroast Yukari.
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>34123241>>Describe the tank.
"It's a Semovante M42L..." You say, taking a seat besides Russells- you have to schoo him over, but he moves. "Based on the smaller 75mm varient- it's wider and has thicker frontal armor as well as the larger 105mm gun..." You scroll across your phone, showing him a picture of the gun. "The 105/25 is the biggest gun we've seen so far..."Russell groans a bit. "It's a howitzer, right? Twenty-five is the length of the barrel?" He sighs. "Doesn't really scare me- its a close-range weapon." He scrolls back a few pictures. "Besides- it's casemated so we can just outflank it...""...Still dangerous..." Miho manages somewhere behind you. "Anchovy knows how to use her team- she might not have the most competative weapons, but she gets a lot of value out of what she has...">Miho's right!>"How do you think they'll use a gun like that?">"Anzio poisoned you two!">Other.
>>34124729>>Miho's right!>>"How do you think they'll use a gun like that?"
>>34124729>Miho's right!>Anzio has poisoned you two!
>>34124780>>Miho's right!>>Anzio has poisoned you two!
>>34124729>Miho's right!It's still a flag match. Can't discount the possibility that it'll be assigned to the 38(t) for one thing.Seems to me that the M3 Lee might be vulnerable to that sort of explosive firepower too, riveted armor and all.>Has Anzio poisoned you two?Rephrase this into a question.
>>34124729>"Anzio poisoned you two!"
>>34124729>Miho's right!>"How do you think they'll use a gun like that?">Has Anzio poisoned you two?
Rolled 1 (1d2)Still alive, BlackJack?
You nod- its odd that Miho barely moved, though. She reminds you more of Mako right now than her usual polite, attentive self. "Anchovy is smart and creative." You know the tanks, but tactics is still Miho's strong point. You look over the back of the bench at her. "How do you think they'll use something like that?"Miho flops over to look up at you. "Long-range fire support would be the safe option, but that gun won't be as accurate at a distance. If they're able to predict or direct our movements they may use it as an ambush weapon..." She groans, holding her stomach. "Sorry... Close-in it'll be vulnerable once its lost the element of surprise- they probably won't be able to get more than a shot or two before they're destroyed or forced back...""Miho- are you sure you guys are okay..." You ask, looking between them. "Oh my! They poisoned you, didn't they!" You immediately stand, ready to go get help. They need a doctor or the antidote!"No... They didn't poison us..." Russells manages. "We would've suffered a lot less...">"What happened?">"What's my next mission?">Other.
>>34125904Of course not.The Loltraktors haven't been sacrificed to TOG yet.
>>34125946>"What happened?">"What's my next mission?">porquenodos.jpg>>34125951loltraktor... to... TOG...Will remember that for next time.
>>34125946>"What happened?">Need a Medevac?
>>34125946>"What happened?">Other-Call for Evac!
>>34125946>>"What happened?">>"What's my next mission?"
>>34125946These>>34125997>>34126022Won't hurt to ask if they want to bug out early.
>>34126176Sweet Potato! Come in Sweet Potato, this is Fluffy Tail. The cake is baked. I repeat, the cake is baked. Requesting immediate evac. Over
>>34125946>>"What happened?">>"What's my next mission?">>otherPoke russells belly
>>34126348uh... I wouldn't if I were you...
>>34126385I would.Just to see what happens.
>>34126385Social awkwardness and questionable judgement seem to be the prime stats for a Fluffy.
>>34126410Normally, I'm the kind of guy who pressed the Big Red Button for curiosity and laughs... but as one who knows what happens when someone suffering from indigestion and nausea experiences applied force to the stomach.... no, just no.
>>34126468if you want to make Teh Fluffy One put her love interest in excruciating pain and/or induce vomiting, sure, lets build some character.
>>34126477Were you the poker or the pokee?
>>34126477Its not like we're jumping on that fluffy bouncy belly.
>>34126496She wants to understand her loved one's pain, but I figure she sacrificed first aid for mechanical repair
>>34126348people seem to be interested in this, lets do it, consequences be dammed!
>>34126557Just a prod. A gentle poke.No lunging, punching or plowing.
>>34126617Teh Fluffies needs to poke both at once in this case.
>>34126699>poke russels engorged belly"OH MY GOD RUSSELS, MIHO GOT YOU PREGNANT!"
>>34126796ok, who else finds this both hilarious and actually something Yukari would say?
>>34126835And then start rubbing hands all over his belly.
>>34126835Hell yeah. +1
You're really worried. You gingerly reach over and, with a single finger, poke Russells in his expose belly. "Oh God..." He groans. He tries to curl up away from the touch, but in his current state can't do much more than flinch. You immediately draw your finger away."A-are you okay, Russells?" You ask, looking between him and Miho. "Did I hurt you? Do you need a doctor?""That was..." He says, before groaning again. "That was unpleasent... And no..." He pauses, shifting himself slightly. "Just need some tums and a sharp slap upside the head next time I try to do something that stupid again..." He groans again before turning to a more comfortable position."Russells attempted to eat all the food Anzio served us..." Miho continues. "I- I didn't think it was possible. It was terrifying- he just kept eating and eating... Even the Anzio girls were silent...">"But why?">"Where can I get tums?">"Maybe you guys should head back?">Other.
>>34127109> Russells ruins Anzio's fair by eating all the food.
>>34127109>>"Where can I get tums?"I've no idea what this is.So i must choose it.
>>34127109>"Where can I get tums?">"do you want me to keep spying or should we leave?">>34127139>Everyone's favorite tanking underdog either declares a blood oath on him, or decrees that he is to be worshiped as a god.
>>34127109>>"But why?">>"Where can I get tums?"
>>34127109>"But why?"What the fuck? Damned foreigners.>>34127139Ruined? He paid for it all. This was probably the most successful fair yet.In case it hasn't been posted.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEjbMw9ol2Q
>>34127173>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tumsread, and learn.
>>34123451get 4chanX ya goof
>>34127204>>34127205Ah, that makes more sense.Cheers.
You just stare at Russells. "But why? Why do this to yourself?" You ask, actually worried. All this just from eating? It's madness!"They..." Russells burps slightly. "They challenged me. They thought they could break me." He laughs, short and sharp. "They almost did... Almost, but not quite." he looks over at you. "Pepperoni- she's one of their leaders. She wanted to see what I was made of..."You just stare at him for a few seconds, he's smiling now... "What are tums?" Miho answers. "Antacids... Just a brand..." She says, still splayed out on the grass.>"Where can I get those?">"Maybe you guys had better head home?">"You did this to prove a point?">Other.
>>34127956>"Where can I get those?">"Maybe you guys had better head home?"I don't think BJ's letting us do more recon.
>>34127956>>"Where can I get those?"There a corner drugstore anywhere nearby?
>>34127956>>"Where can I get those?">>"Maybe you guys had better head home?"
>>34127956>"Where can I get those?"
>>34127956>"Where can I get those?">"Maybe you guys had better head home?"
>>34127956SACRIFICE! SACRIFICES FOR THE TOG II! AWAKEN BLACKJACK!
You look at Miho and Russells- they're in pain, or at least deep discomfort. They NEED your help right now. "Where can I get them?" You ask, immediately pulling up the map app on your phone.Russells shrugs. "Any drug store, or a general store- heck even a gas station should have a few on sale..." He says, looking at you. "Shouldn't be too hard to find somewhere that'll have it..."You stand up suddenly before turning and saluting. "Agent Akiyama will retrieve your antacids!" You say crisply. "I won't let you down!" Russells and Miho need you now, more than ever! You cannot let them down.Russells, knowing the gravity of the situation nods solemnly. "Good luck, Yukari... We're counting on you." He says quietly before slowly tilting over onto his side. "God speed, Agent."
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>>34128675Also, you sacrifice to the TOG II to summon Jingles. I have no particular affinity for the TOG, myself.