Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/B0YfTpSYTwitter: https://twitter.com/Cripples_QMJoin the KLK CYOA Friends group on Steam!As well, please check out Poxy's CLK related story http://pastebin.com/u/Poxyquotl It's full of action, manliness, and HOORAH.Gwyn's Custom Opening: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EYIW3le0lf---CRIPPLE LA KILL, EPISODE 5: NEEDLEss Fighting: Continued Again
>>34122836Where's the cripple hentai?And where the hell is best girl?
I'm still waiting for the moment for pic related to occur.>heherl probableThe captcha has spoken!
>CRIPPLE LA KILL, EPISODE 5: NEEDLEss Fighting: Continued AgainTetanus shot time?
>>34123182Cripples CAN [NOT] Post
>>34123253il fite u m8Waifu waifu? Coldfibers desu.
>>34122950>>34123288calm your jets, the quest hasn't even started yet.
>>34123303I ain't calmin' shit.Unless the best girl quota is met.
Once again it's shameless self promotion time.>Interrogative, What is Generation la Kill / The Things They Wore?In short: Generation Kill does KLKLonger answer: The First Marine Expeditionary Force has been deployed to Mozambique to stop a brewing civil war and return stability to the region. At least that's the Official story is, something else is going on but Kaeo Tokura and the other Marines of Charlie Company, 1st Reconnaissance Battalion are really quite sure what it is. What they do know is that they and Marines all over the country are guarding REVOCS factories and there are a lot of people who really don't seem to like that.>Interrogative What should I expect?Action, Manliness, Dialogue, OORAH, PLOT, CLK tie-ins and tediously researched military specificity>Interrogative, Where can I find this tale of violence worshiping warrior monk mother fuckers?http://pastebin.com/u/Poxyquotl>Interrogative, what does the time-scale on updates look like?Every Monday is the new goal from now on.Stand by for further updates. Poxyquotl Actual, Out.
>>34123362Coldfibers is love.
>>34123385Alright, explain to me, someone who only reads Cripples and only on 4chan, what this Coldfiber business is.
>>34123494Confirmed for worst taste
>>34123516Ain't life a mystery?
>>34123494That's not an e->>34123498okay, if THAT is the complete explanation, I am sorely disappointed.
>>34123580>being disappointed with best girl>any year
>>34122836Your wheels turn, slowly propelling you behind Ryuuko. You're even more deathly quite than normal as Ryuuko carries Makos form, slowly pulling needles out. "She'll be alright, y'know? The bastard said she'd wake up full of energy."You cross your arms in your lap and exhale. "Who was he?" She spits on the ground after taking care so that it would clear Mako just fine. "Some pervert who wanted to strip me of Senketsu. Had something that could nullify life fibers...""Ryuuko are you alrigh-?""Of course I'm ALRIGHT!"She picks up speed toward the tram. In the distance you see Gamagoori look down at you from one of the walls. You'll hate to meet with him, but you chose too, and he might be your best bet and finding this red mohawked man. Ryuuko needs time to calm down, head to Gama Try to calm down Ryuuko
>>34123686> Ryuuko needs time to calm down, head to Gama
>>34123686> Ryuuko needs time to calm down, head to GamaJust a bit. Let her emotions play out of her system while we might get important information from Gama
>>34123686> Ryuuko needs time to calm down, head to Gama"You always do things full-tilt, don't you? I respect that."
>>34123686>"Of course I'm ALRIGHT!"Fiesty Ryuuko is best Ryuuko> Ryuuko needs time to calm down, head to Gama
>>34123686 Ryuuko needs time to calm down, head to GamaCalm down second best. You're essential for very best to exist.
>>34123620>Not posting best man
>>34123810Those WHEELS are HOT!
>>34123729>>34123751>>34123759>>34123762>>34123764>>34123828Go home Ruuko, u mad.
>>34123900You quietly dismiss yourself. There's not much you can do in this situation. You quickly make your way to the wall, time is of the essence. There's no way to tell where and how far that man can go, but he was clearly prepared to deal with the school. You roll onto the precipice. A One-Star looks surprised, "How did you get up here so fast?" You gesture to a service elevator, "I ask-"Gamagoori appears in your midst. "You were allowed because this is a delicate situation. By order of Lady Satsuki, and her alone, did I come here."You tilt your head, "You already have that much information on the situation?""I told you already, Courtmanche, that nothing in this school escapes me."Or that smug one, Inumuta, you can't help think."You always do things full-tilt, don't you? I respect that." Gama merely harrumphs in response as he begins marching toward a table with you following at his side. You can tell, the only thing keeping him from beating you senseless is his iron wall of fealty and duty... And possibly honor. Even so, he must be seething from his earlier defeat for it to be leaking through the cracks.He slams his hand down on the wooden table sending splinters all around. You at least attempt to nonchalantly brush some off.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdUOKirlRTo"BEHOLD! Honnouji Academies Bandit Interception Plan No. 54!" Where Gama's fist landed is a map of the entire island, with several areas listed as choke points, patrols, and informant stations. You can't believe how detailed it is, especially with how many options are available in the slums. You thought those people would have to hate those in charge because of the disparity of the status quo. You wonder what the other 53+ plans contain..."Well?" Gama leans on the table, eyes drilling into you. What do we know about the enemy? Do you have anyone in the city beyond? Are you really sure we're staying at a school?
>>34124477> What do we know about the enemy?
>>34124477 Are you really sure we're staying at a school?
>>34124477> What do we know about the enemy?Stay on point, even if the question about wtf is up with this place is burning.
>>34124477> What do we know about the enemy?> Are you really sure we're staying at a school?
>>34124507>>34124535>>34124537>>34124570>>34124515>>34124539Let's not make him too IRAte. Focus on the mission.
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>34124618> IRAteShut the fuck up Carlos
>>34124618lets hope things don't get too gamaGORI
>>34124618"Just who are we dealing with here?" You continue to look over the details."The enemy has appeared at random locations across the region targeting our affiliated schools. Armed primarily with anti-Goku weapons, he primarily seeks to strip targets as opposed to killing them-""How uncouth."Gama continues unhampered, "-The targets affiliations are unknown, and has only been seen acting alone.""I see." You think not, however the situation is complex but: Play along for now. Demand the truth."The target is also believed to be within the city still as-"Your eye sparks with light as thoughts light up and you interrupt. "-as his target is still here?"Gama harrumphs. You'll take that as a 'yes'. Likewise, it's not hard to imagine he's not being targeted for Ryuuko's stake as a student, but for striking a blow against Honnouji... And if he's a threat to a Kamui, he's a threat against Kiriyuun Satsuki.For this operation, you'll: have to play along, things are getting too risky with Gama watching you Attempt to isolate the target yourself and make contact. Information. Attempt to isolate the target and beat him to acquire his armament. Revenge and upgrades.
>>34124924> Play along for now.> Attempt to isolate the target yourself and make contact. Information.
>>34124924> Play along for now.> Attempt to isolate the target yourself and make contact. Information.Beating him would be fun, but I doubt it's in the cards.
>>34124477 Play along for now. have to play along, things are getting too risky with Gama watching you
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>34124948This
>>34124924 Attempt to isolate the target yourself and make contact. Information.
>>34124948>>34124965>>34124971>>34125027Play along for demanding more informationBECAUSE WE'LL GET INFORMATION STRAIGHT FROM THE NUDISTS MOUTH.
>>34125137You know there's a sexual joke there...But I got nothing
>>34125434I know that feel well brother.
>>34125137After going over the last few details of the plan Gama stands at attention, "DISCIPLINE COMMITTEE, COMMENCE THE HONNOUJI ACADEMY INTERCEPTION PLAN NUMBER FIFTY-THREEEE!"And with a yell teams run off, while more being to radio various positions over the city. You and Gama both descend with a team toward the city below. From the start, everything is off... You expected intervention, but the school has taken full control of the situation. They were more ready than you are, yet, why aren't any of the other Devas present in a situation like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC9N5lU-d-AIt can only mean that they have another plan to deal with the intruder... But why let such a supposedly resourceful and dangerous enemy go free about your fortress? Then again... They know his target. But what about you? Why would you be allowed on this venture? Clearly... Once again...You're being watched and tested. Or maybe, distracted?--Sure enough, an hour into the operation and Gamagoori's squad is stuck to you like glue. So far all you've done is uselessly march about the One-Star area and finally down into the slums. No telling how the other squads are doing, whenever Gama checks the report on a PDA he's too damn tall to see the screen from where you sit. Then you notice him, Boss, chilling out at a street corner talking to some other kids. Maybe, if you could get him a note... Crochet a secret message Flag him over when no one is looking Too risky, best wait for another chance later>>34125434It's ok, I'm sure we'll get the skinny from him.
>>34125840> Crochet a secret messageWe're the best at what we do, and what we do is sew and knit.
>>34125840> Crochet a secret messageOPERATORASFUCK
>>34125840> Crochet a secret message
>>34125900>>34125963I'll tally all the votes once I return, since I'm at my limit tonight. I don't want to end here but if you guys could keep the thread alive till tomorrow evening that would be awesome. I'm making time then so we can actually get this rolling!Until then, INTERMISSION https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYEEysGPWsQ
>>34125840>march....how do you march in a wheelchair?>Start making some of those needleholders, only in a shield shape. While they think you're doing that, make the message.I'm pretty sure Ira is EXPECTING a crochet message.
Bump before I run to work, see you guys after far too many long hours.
>>34130701I thought OPs couldn't bump their own thread.
>>34131563That's not Crips,that's the skeleton in him posting
>>34131687Remind me to write to my local MP about restricting rights for the ossified.
Bumping... with artwork
>>34134797Nice job Barjoke
>>34138362And forgot to sign in...
Waiting for Cripples, a quest goer's story.
INTERMISSION ENDI really need a third eyecach
>>34145314Once I get back to York I sware on me mum,sheesh.
>>34145402Why not go to York 2.0 and eat delicious burgers?>>34134797Digging the art style, remind me of a little something.SpaceYuutoReturnsToEarthToSeeWhatLordPompenomeHasWrought.jpg
>>34145314You begin hatching a plan, or rather, crocheting one. You start by nonchalantly pulling out your knitting kit and going to work on a piece of scarf, underneath that is your actually message, a simple script woven into a piece of purple cloth. You tense up, another One-Star looks over at you, eyebrow noticeably raising under his bowl cut hair. "What do you have the- SNRK-"Oh no.He's laughing. "Hey guys, the exchange student- He wheezes-"The exchange student knits!" Some more of the guys look over at you and grin. They all break into laughter at once. Your eye darts around from one to another, your elegance begins to shatter. "I..."A single One-Star falls clutching his side, "This is the guy that beat a club leader?""Knitting..." You face pales more so than usual. You hate this feeling from the pit of your stomach. Gamagoori, attracted by the ruckus begins to approach."KNITTING IS A MANS HOBBY AND I'M A MAN!" You yell at the face of the No-Star that first noticed and roll right up to him, his composure fleeing him as fast as yours has. "H-Hey, easy, man!" He takes a step back-And that's when it happens, his foot hits a wooden box and he falls backwards into several more. In a fluffy blur of clucking chaos swarms of chickens are blasted out into the streets of the slums, taking everyone for a fool. The sudden confusing works to snap you out of your panic and that's when you see him. The red mohawked man, darts from behind his now crowing cover and into an alley beyond.  I've been waiting for this Gotta think first, regroup.
>>34146683> I've been waiting for thisJUSTASPLANED
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>34146683>[x] I've been waiting for this
>>34146683> Gotta think first, regroup.
>>34146683> I've been waiting for thisHappening has reached critical levels
>>34146683>[x] I've been waiting for this
>>34146683>"KNITTING IS A MANS HOBBY AND I'M A MAN!"> I've been waiting for this
>>34146719>>34146841>>34146959>>34146998>>34147008GO GO GO>>34146927Stop and think
>>34147051Thinking is an afterthought
>>34147051This wasn't planned, and as much as you hate that, you aren't about to miss an opportunity. So you rush through the only gap in the waves of plumed storm toward the alley that the Mohawk went. Boss is completely obscured by the storm and there's no time to find him. You punch the throttle on your chair and zip into the darkness just to see the faint outline of a red blur round the corner of the building beyond. You see the glint of metal in his hands- guns.You pursue, undeterred. Your mechanical arm shifts in its pouch as adrenaline floods your system. Grab a metal bar with the arm Arm yourself with your own needle guns  Crochet and string
>>34146683Scarf slingshot! Make sure to take the slingshot along and leave no evidence.
>>34148042> Crochet and stringLet's get inventive...
>>34148042>>34148050>Crochet and stringLike I was saying: Scarf slingshot. Threadswing. Tripthread.Needle guns don't work on nudists(well, they do, it's just a lot...bloodier)
>>34148042We have mechanical arms? I thought that was a feature of the thing we haven't opened yet.
>>34148042> Crochet and stringI have no idea what this will do.
>>34148161At around thread 6 I believe it was, you discovered your pack was eating fibers out of the Goku uniform you put in it. A mechanical arm sprung from it shortly after and one is barely started. You currently have one usable.
>>34148042>  Crochet and stringTime to prove that knitting is a mans hobby and that you are a man.
>>34148042> Crochet and string
>>34148042> Crochet and stringLet's knit this son of a bitch a straight jacket
>>34148094>>34148113>>34148182>>34148223>>34148245>>34148417Let's string him up!
>>34148507btw, what are you going to do for the archives now that foolz is shutting down?
>>34148797This is actually the first I've heard of that. I need to find a way if i can move or back up the threads on foolz. For future threads I've been trying to use Sup/tg/. When was Foolz closing announced?
>>34148858https://blog.foolz.us/2014/08/14/foolz-archives-farewell/no announced date yet, but if noone steps up to inherit the database...
Shiiiiiii. Sorry everyone, I'm at my limit. I wanted to get farther but I don't think I can get a good fight scene in right now.
>>34149243So, when do you think you might?
>>34149337I won't be able till either Sunday or Monday.
Meanwhile have this
>>34149243It's funny, compared to other quest threads this one, about an anemic character, seems to run strong for a bit only to keel over very quickly.I still fucking love it and know this crippled shit is worth the wait, see 'ya soon fiber cowboy
>>34149450>no wheelchairc'mon now Flex...also does this mean that Yuuta goes out with Manon?
>>34150064It was just a quick doodle so I kind of forgot about that.Soon my dear anon,soon.
>>34150064>>34150153>Yuuta x Manon fan fictionWhy do i want this so bad?