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You grab your dick and stoke it in an attempt to re-seduce the dogboy.Dogboy continues to have a seizure and doesn't notice. There is dog pee everywhere, on your things now.
You check your SPECIAL window
>>33866271J-J-JAM IT IN!
Boy, not very lively today.>>33866470-INNERSKILL UNLOCK-Your status effect is AROUSED, you apply for two opportunities:>INCUBUSBecome a demon of sexual desire, your main diet is the mortal being's sexual fluids and energy. As of right now, you will be lusty, but later on you become jaded to sex as if it was a normal every day thing. Consider it as an office desk job. The only time you will become frenzied is when you get hungry, this is a natural instinct to survive. In addition to this, you will have a better chance of seducing and charming mortal victims. Can you use this to climb your way up to gods?>NYMPHOMANIASex becomes the most important thing to you. As each day pass by, you become more sensitive and aroused, up to the point that the simplest touch or blow of wind will turn you on. You will never reach satisfaction later on. However, your body will not age and you have no risk of disease, and will need little sleep. You can feast off of sex for alternative sustenance. You will also have an urge to party and use drugs at every chance.>CANCELCancel your decision and wait until another battle with a different status effect.
>>33866781>INCUBUSWe gotta make every one a demon.
>>33866810Are you sure? You will never be able to go back.
>>33866781>INCUBUSYou gotta start somewhere.What other incubusy powers we get?
>>33866917YupCan we have a sentai henshin?
Here's the previous thread:http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/33849478/
You feel an incredible pain surging through your head, back and lower...
... AND AN INCREDIBLE DESIRE FOR SEX AND JUSTIC
>>33867487HELL YEAH HENSHIN A INCUBUS BABY
>>33867511PUNCH THE DOG IN OUR HYPE!"ORYA~!!"
>>33867511KAMEN CUBUS SPEAR OF LEWDSTICEThats how our dick is called
>>33867511>Fly to /g/ and exchange sex for a robot armThose turbonerds are sure to take sex in any form for their electronics.
>>33867511Using incubus powers, seduce the dog.
>>33867511THOU still unravish'd bride of quietness, Thou foster-child of Furry and slow Time,Doge historian, who canst thus express A fluffy tale more sweetly than our rhyme:When old age shall this generation waste, Thou shalt remain, in midst of other woe Than ours, a friend to man, to whom thou say'st,'Sex is JUSTICE, JUSTICE sex,—that is all Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.'
>>33867546You punched the dog in your hype.>ORYA~!!
>>33867887>Dog>DeadNooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!Why can't we keep a dog alive?
>>33867732>THOU still unravish'd bride of quietness,>Thou foster-child of Furry and slow Time,>Doge historian, who canst thus express>A fluffy tale more sweetly than our rhyme:>When old age shall this generation waste,>Thou shalt remain, in midst of other woe>Than ours, a friend to man, to whom thou say'st,>'Sex is JUSTICE, JUSTICE sex,—that is all>Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.'
>>33867930Now fly to /g/! We've put off getting our robot arm for too long.
>>33867910Arrange booty call, your newfound powers have to be put to a good use.
>>33867930Use Incubus powers to bring dog back to life as a sex-crazed zombie.
>>33867962>>33867968Fly over to /g/ and make some booty calls. Great plan!However, you are just recently turned, and do not know how to fly. Surely you'll learn how to, right?
>>33868348Just jump into open space, it will come to you naturally.
>>33868348Go track down succubus and learn from her.
>>33868348WAIT!speaking of succubus >>33868408She disguises herself as an elf right?Maybe there's some reason to it!And maybe we should somehow disguise ourself!
>>33868408But where is the succubus right now? Is she still at the bakery, or did she move on?It is now 3:41 pm, 32f outside and you are getting pretty hungry.
>>33868925I hope we ca fing a girl.She wont resist the charm and allure of JUSTICE
>>33868925You're right, tracking down one succubus may take too long.Go to an internet cafe and look up succubi that are willing to teach you stuff in exchange for sexy times.
>>33868925Go to the bakery.
>>33868925Do >>33868328We need a minion.
>>33868976>>33869418Right! We'll go to the bakery to find a girl.Now, which way was it again?
>>33870546It was down.Vertically down.
>>33870582You head north, and-
THE HEADLESS BODY OF TORPEDO ASSHOLE KICKS YOU IN THE FACE
>>33871030Punch that nigga
>>33871376Use our wings to divecockslap this asshole.
>>33871376Cum spaghetti sauce.Not because I think it'll do anything, but because I want to see that happen.
>>33871448Alright, let's see how things wo-
>>33871376Attempt to fly
Rolled 2You attempt to glide down and diveclockslap TA's body! The headless good can't really see that well, and gets slapped.AROUSAL CHANCE!
Rolled 46Arousal failed, accumulating damage.
>>33871850Arouse him good and hard
It is TA's body turn now.He's gonna throw a suckerpunch!
Rolled 1WATCH OUT!Dodge chance!1,He misses2,He hits3,He misses and you counter-attack
He misses! It is your turn now.
>>33872197Summon the gates of Babidongs.DICKS EVERYWHERE
>>33872197Give him the dick.
Rolled 1>>33872260You prepare a SENTAI KICK, your opponent looks like he's about to dodge!1,You hit2,You miss3,He counters
Rolled 59POW! You kicked down TA's body.Accumulating damage.
Rolled 229The body breaks down under your foot, resulting in a victory.Accumulating earned money.
>>33872605Steal his arm
>>33872605man, poor torpedo assholehe deserved some shit but not this
>>33872605>>33872707>>33872731Oh come on even!Steal the torpedo asshole's left arm
>>33872755Do robots even have buttholes?
>>33872605Walk around looking for succubi.
>>33872740You pitied the robot.
>>33872752Until you ripped his left arm off.
Ah, yes. It fits like a glove! Now what were you doing again?
>>33874192Get ice cream?
>>33874192Seeing if we can revenge nookie the Succubutt, starting at the bakery.
>>33874192Move your arm around. See if it functions.
>>33874192Acknowledge yourself as an unstoppable force for JUSTICE! And sex.
Rolled 1>>33874244>>33874286Hm, you can't really remember. Maybe the die does!
>I SCREAM>YOU SCREAM>WE ALL SCREAM-
>>33875762We can use ice cream as onahole.
>... For Justice. (And sex.)Not very lively this time of year.
>>33876130Strut over there and check out the flavors.
>>33876130Ask for Rocky Road and Lemon Sherbert.
>>33876130Fuck the cashier
>>33876130Demand that we must go to the bakery or we gonna do anus stretching on them.
>>33876130WHERE'S THE BAKERY!?!
Rolled 1>>33876164You strut on over to...>>33876164>>33876192>>33876284>>33876572Decisive roll
Goddammit, why aren't we at the bakery?There was no reason to go to the ice cream shop, only an anon who lost himself.
>>33876964Hey, are you a stickfigure?
>>33876964 This penis of mine is burning red! It’s loud roar tells me to grasp victory! ERUPTING! BURNING! DICK! And now… CREAM END!
>>33876964Fuck the ice cream
Alright, there's the usual flavors, like mint, vanilla, shit, piss, cum and period blood.>>33877080Nothing wrong with a little pick-me-up on your way to the bakery!
>>33876964Mint chocolate. Same color as our dick.
>>33877148>Hey, are you a stick figure?"I don't know, are you an incubus?"
>>33877303Vanilla sounds good.
>>33877328Ask for a mint chocolate cone while buttfucking that stick figure.
>>33877328"Show me your ass then I will answer your question..."
>>33877328Maybe, would you have sex with me if I'm not?
Rolled 2>>33877342>>33877384Let's see what the die tells us to do this time.
Rolled 4"Uh.."1 + 2: He complies and shows you his butt3: He declines4: He calls the mods on you5: He tells you if you put your dick away he'll give you free icecream
>>33877671Welp, time to skedaddle... wait, skedaddle is an actual fucking word!?! Huh, the more you know.
"Excuse me."He lowers down behind the display.".. C'monnn pick up already."
>>33877671Run away wooping: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6JHaBVySTA
>>33877866I. said. SKEDADDLE!!!!
>>33877866Tell him to calm down and that you were just joking. You'll have vanilla.
So much autism.
>>33877866Stop him from calling the Mod and stretch his anus.
>>33877866Ejaculate in the cookies to make cookies'n'creme
>>33878074>Calm down, I'm just joking!>I'll have the vanilla."How can I be sure you were joking if you have your dick out?"
>>33878292"Do you see a mouth on me? No? How else do you think I eat, faggot?"
>>33878292Dude, you just turned around and showed me your ass. So I answer your question: Yes, I'm an incubus.One who wants vanilla ice cream, and who will then go his merry way.
>>33878311I guess that's not inaccurate. Incubus and all.
>>33878292"Are you refusing to serve me just cause I have my dick out? That' discrimination, you nigger."
>>33878292Hide your dick.
>>33878514Hide your wife
>>33878292Try to get pants to fit.
>>33878292>>33878514Hide your dick in a laughably ineffective manner.
>>33878514>>33878530Thank you based anons.
>>33878292What's with all the "Hide dick" responses?Just put it away.
>>33878292Un-whip out dick.
"... How many scoops, sir?"
>>33879547Two. Side by side.
>>33879547Um, how many would you need to sculpt it into a dick?
>>33879547Two side by side ( >>33879634 ) with one looooong scoop in the middle ( >>33879639 )Or a banana. That could work.
>>33879851Yes. Acquire ice cream. How much monies do we have?
>>33879851Good. Good.Now, lick it sloooooowly.
>>33879851Perfect.>Suck the banana>Lick the ice cream>While he's holding it
>>33879851Start licking it. Ask if he takes sexual favors as payment.
>>33879955knowing how things go... not enough.
>>33880042You lick against your helmet's visor while pressing the banana against it, asking if he takes sexual favors as payment.
>>33880401Open visor. We must consume the ice cream.
Rolled 4He stumbles upon his answer.1,2)Yes3)No4)Get out before I call the mods5)On the house6)Yes, it is 4chan law: If you cannot pay it with currency, you must pay with sexual favors.
"Get out before I call the mods!"
>>33880471Turn and leave, opening visor on the way out in order to consume ice cream.Find succubus and give her the dick.
>>33880471Well, get out before he calls the mods.
>>33880471Take the icecream and run away.
>>33880471Time to skedaddle.Succubutt time?
>>33880494>>33880548>>33880736You ran out of the shop with your icecream and head toward the bakery that your succubus rapist was at.There is screaming and alot of other noises going on in there.
>>33880896Walk in with your dick out, sensually licking your ice cream.If she's there, it should drive her into heat. And it's payback time.
>>33880896Just walk in. No need to get specific. Succubutt in bakery = staySuccubutt not in bakery = leave
>>33880896Descartes your way in
>>33880896yell about your needs for frosted butts
>>33880896Break the door with our iron hard dick
>>33880896Sashay in all smooth like. It's unlikely they'll recognize you, since you've dressed as Kamen Rider, acquired an arm, and changed into an incubus.
>>33880896Destroy the door.Pose fabulously.
>>33880908>>33881332>>33881388>>33881500This is going to be one hell of an entrance.
>>33880896Stab the door with our cock!
"NOW YOU FUCKED UP""NOW YOU FUCKED UP""NOW YOU HAVE FUCKED UP"
"Gah! No, let go!"
>WHERE ARE THE FROSTED BUTTS
>>33883233Attempt to locate succubutts. While seducing everything in the store.
>>33883196Holy shit this is great.>>33883233>I repeat, where are the frosted butts?
>>33883233Alright, queue up. Drop your pants and grab your toes, I'll show you where the wild goose goes!
>>33883233"Your ass is mine my fellow incubus!"
>>33883290I'm seconding this.
>>33883233"YOU FLUFFY GUY THAT TRIED TO EAT ME BEFORE! WHERE CAN I GET SOME HOT DICKINGS!?!"
>>33883233"You there! Where did you put my succubus?">Keep licking
>>33883233"Swiggity swiggity swooty, ah'm comin' for dat booty!"
>>33883290>>33883323thirding frosted butts
>>33883233wait, who is that red dude Garrush is grappling with
>>33883672Charm merchant. Don't rrcognize the mask?
>>33883672I'm assuming the cuntboy from that mystics shop.
You will not die on me thread
>>33885642There will come a day when the bumping of threads shall fail, and we will be left without Neckbeard Quest.But it is not this day.
>>33883278>>33883290>>33883420You continue to sensually lick your icecream, asking:>I repeat, where are the frosted butts?
"I don't know what you're-"
>>33888205PAUSE, FILE SELECT: NECKBEARDCHARACTER SELECT: ANON
>>33888205up up down down left right left right B A Start
>>33888205Forget about the frosted butts, just a ask about the succubus.
>>33888205>>33888470going with with konami code↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A Start
>>33888238You and your companion have just escaped the dreaded neckbeard beast. It's already past school hours, and everyone should be headed home. Where do you run to-
>>33888470>up up down down left right left right B A Start
>>33890596So, Konami codes and entering your own thread will lead to a pixelated fashion shop huh? Welp, how many monies do we have?
>>33890642You and Anon both have 500 monies pocketed, totaling in 1,000.>>33890824"What kind of disguises?"
>>33891198The bizarre kind. For bizarre adventures.
>>33891198Garrush: Aquire Xena, Warrior Princess disguiseCryanon: Acquire Gabrielle disguise
>>33891503...now, this, I want to see.
>>33891559>>33891557>>33891503>All these oddsThere is no justice. Some posts don't deserve to be odd.
>>33891503>>33891557>>33891559Welp, seeing how it takes an even for teli to acknowledge a suggestion, you guys have some poor luck.
>>33891503I like JoJo and all, but this just needs to be a thing.
>>33891503Oh holy shit, I just started rewatching this. Xena Garush please.
ODDS FOR DAYS!!!Sorry guys but it seems my JoJo suggestion will be it, unless Teli decides to be merciful. Like the idea though, so we should have Garrush dressed as Stone Free and Cryanon be Jolyne Kujo.
>>33891198"Do you know this girl?" (pull image from your pocket)
>>33891503This is the best suggestion I've seen in this quest in a long time.Trying for evens.
>>33891198Garush: white knight armorAnon: maiden's garb
>>33891503One more shot...
>>33891326>>33891503JoJo Xena crossover?
>>33891775Apparently not... maybe the shop doesn't have xena gear... maybe they are sold out!
>>33891748You! Fuck YOUUU!
>>33891906I AM AN ISLAND OF EVEN IN A SEA OF ODDS
>>33891984ASK NOT FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS
>>33891984Nuh-uh, JoJo's Bizarre adventure.
>>33891198I've given up on the Xena suggestion.Will go with this though >>33891721
>>33891198One last bid for Xena
ITT: The RNG makes its will known.
Don't worry, I'm sure the RNG will allow us to have Charlotte dress as Xena, the warrior princess when the chance comes.
>>33893587>Xena CharlotteMy anus is ready
>>33893937As it should be.
>>33891326"This totals up to $3,000. Mom says I can't cut any holes in the clothes without purchase, so I can't fit the mask on you."
>>33891748"And here's the pricing on that other set!"
>>33895370CURSES! WE NEED GOOD JOBS!! Anywho, I feel we should get the frilly dress and ask if they're hiring.
>>33895333>>33895370>insufficient moniesMaybe something a lot less obvious, like a hoodie, t-shirt and jeans?
>>33895370Ask for a leather jacket for Garush and a flannel for anon
>>33895370Buy Anon the maid outfit, leave Garush in his current clothes.Anon's the one that Beardstrosity is hunting, after all.
>>33895472"This is the total cost of this set. Color selectable.">>33895806"Leather jacket is 150, Flannel is 75. It's color selectable."
>>33897400Get the hoodie and leather jacket in black.
>>33897400>Purple and pink striped hoodie>Brown leather jacket
>>33897400Yellow and black striped hoodies with black pants, claim to be in a school gang called the "yellowjackets"
>>33897400Just the maid dress.
>>33897400Get the Maiden's dress. Ask if she takes credit.
>>33897400Get maid dress for cryanon.
>>33897400Oh, and can we see if they have open job positions.
>>33897942>>33899012Well, which is it? Meido dress or team yellowjackets?Or do you want to do the RNG chance with the dice?
>>33899149When in doubt roll some dice.
>>33899149Maid dress if fine, I retract my suggestion since that's what people like the dress.
>>33899276>Meido's dress."The maiden's? With or without wig? We also have other meido dresses within price range.""Anons, you ams not beings serious are you??"
>>33899550"Don't ruin this for me Garush."
>>33899550SHUT THE FUCK UP GARUSH! I WANT TO BE THE LITTLE GIRL!
>>33899550Look, I doubt neckbeard really cares about you. He just wants me. So if I'm "gone" you don't have to fight him. Just say we went in different directions when running.
>>33899550It's the perfect disguise.
>>33899550With the wig of course.
>>33899550"We are being quite serious, just somewhat low on liquid cash at the moment. Would you accept any alternative forms of payment or willing to trade favors?"
>>33899550Garush, I'm exceedingly serious.It's the only way.
>>33899596>>33899626>>33899978>Garush, I am exceedingly serious. So don't ruin this for me."But-">Look, I doubt neckbeard really cares about you. He just wants me.>So if I'm "gone" you don't have to fight him. Just say we went in different directions when running."But why maiden dresses? Ams this another 4chans culture?"
>>33900060But /tg/ wants to be the little girl.
>>33900060>"But why maiden dresses? Ams this another 4chans culture?""Yes because I always want to play Maid RPG."
>>33900060Slightly, but I doubt neckbeard will thinks I'll cross-dress of my own accord.
>>33900060>"But why maiden dresses?"
>>33900148>Slightly, but I doubt neckbeard will thinks I'll cross-dress of my own accord."Alright, Ams trustings you. This ams not goings to turns out pretties.."You can afford the maiden set, since it's only 900 out of your 1000, but you inquire about alternative forms of payment."Well, we can do store credit, which is done through part time jobs. Mom says they start in way early in the morning, like 6 am. Ends at 10 am.""Come back around that time and maybe she'll give you something to do!""Now, are you gonna buy this set or try on other clothes?"
>>33900270Buy it. Wear it. Love it.
>>33900270"Yes, I'd love to have it."The part time job here could actually be a good cover until things settle down a bit.
>>33900270Buy the dress and say we will be back in the morning. Also, what time is it in game?
>>33900287>>33900345>>33900372>>33900451You are aware that he will become greater rape target?
>>33900270Realize this will become true >>33900481Refuse dress but with a sorrow demeanor but say you will take the job offer.
>>33900481Beardy just wants what's his. The packaging matters not.
>>33900481Yes, and?>>33900270Screw everything. Get the dress.
>>33900481>raping the maidsWhy does mere mention of it feel like deja vu?
>>33900481>implying the point of this quest is to ever make good choices
>>33900372You bought the Maiden set, you have 100 monies remaining, 50 split between the both of you.>>33900564Come on, you're no fun! What's a little dressing as a pretty girl going to hurt? It's not permanent, you know. Besides, all purchases are final.Put on the costume now?
>>33901683YES.Anon will cry tears of joy on finally becoming the little girl.
>>33901683>Put on the costume now?Yes
>>33901683Yes.>Captcha: reachyes smiling
>>33901683Become the little girl.
>>33901683Since we bought it sure. Tell her we will be coming tomorrow morning to work.
>>33901683Garush is just nervous because he knows we'll be too hawt.
Rolled 82>>33901683I will roll 1d100 to see if Bueno Excellente will appear.
>>33901750>>33901924You put on your clothes, storing your school uniform in a bag. You don't want the crap beaten out of your for not wearing your uniform to school, do you?"Okay love you bye bye!"Returning from the sun.
It is 3:52 PM, temperatures at 33. You are PECKISH, Garush is HUNGRY.
"heeEEEYYY FAGBAIT! You and your buttbuddy is gonna be in SO MUCH SHI-"
>>33903721Well, let's go get some ice-cream.
>>33903721Hot damn, Anon makes one convincing ass trap.
>>33903749Fuck off, unless you wanna fight 3-4 demons that are after me.
"- Who's your lady friend there?"
>>33903749Cryanon: Seduce Cyclops.
>>33903771"Fuck off." - cryanon
>>33903771Glare at him, shuffle behind Garush.
>>33903774Let's go on and apply this to here: >>33903771
>>33903800>Even doubles to seduceOh baby
>>33903771Impersonate Johnny Bravo.Hey there cyclops mama, lemme give that eye of yours somethin' to peep at.
>>33903771Say in a deep gravelly voice, "I see you checking the goods. Wanna take us out for a bite and then I can treat you to some suga'."
>>33903771Inner Cry-Anon: Get that damn remote back from Lust.
Rolled 57>>33903771Roll to seduce.
THE DUBS HATH SPOKETH>>33903800You didn't even need to do much to get this guy over here."Hey there, cutie. The name's Mako, what's yours?"Quick, make shit up!
>>33904353Marie Elizabeth Wilhelmina Marika Derrietta von Lorgarovich!(shyly)...the third
>>33904420alternatively this and all the following names.Add some titles for good measure.
>>33904353Blush and stay there, sparkling.
>>33904420Okay, if I'm getting sucked into this might as well go with ridiculous names.
Oh man, I want to see Mako's face when he finds out who we are.
>>33904420>Marie Elizabeth Wilhelmina Marika Derrietta von Lorgarovich!
>>33904420>>33904528>.... The third~
"How eccentric! You must not be from here.""Where are you from, qT?"You can hear Garush groan in the background.Quick! Think of some 3rd world Chan!
>>33905532Operatorchan. Kay probably has relatives there.
>>33905566It would explain why we have a dick.
>>33905566>/d/"W-wait, really?">>33905572>Just kiddink! I ees from der /tg/ larp~"Oh, how nice! Say, how about we ditch this lug here and you tell me all about yourself?""Hey!""Butt out."
>>33905532So a different board or a whole new website?
>>33905608Tell him you could never leave your dear beloved cousin who is letting you crash at his place.
>>33905566Dubs hath spoken.Mako: Back away. Sloiioowly.Garush: Where ams beings your little pooooony?
>>33905608Ask if he could lent you some money and we will meet at /pol at later time. After he left us, we will ditch him.
>>33905608>Sorry, I only get with guy that have binocular vision.
>>33905608Garush: Loom."You ams havings death wish?"Also, Garush needs a bike chain along with his boken.
>>33905705I like this plan.
>>33905705Roll for extreme /c/ seduction
>>33905608"Sure! How about some ice-cream? Oh I just love... vanilla."
>>33905608I bet Charlotte would see right through our disguise, then reveal her fetish for traps.
>>33905704Let's not spook him too soon. If we drag this out long enough, the end result might be funnier. And we don't want him squealing our secret identity if he finds out who we really are.>>33905738>You ams having death wish?"N-nah man, I just wanna take this fine lady here out to.. Uh..">>33905838>/pol/! You can lend me money and ve'll meet there-"/pol/ is too far-">>33905996>HOW ABOUT ICECREAM?>Oh I just love... vanilla."S-sure, what time? (Get him to stop staring at me, please..!)"
>>33906749"Cousin Garush will you stop! It's not often I get to meet handsome nice gentlemen."
>>33906749>"/pol/ is too far-""Garush... please destroy his penis...!'
>>33906749"But don't you want to get ice cream with me and my cousin Garush? You will pay, right?"
>>33906749Garush: Lean in and whisper "They wills nevers finds enoughs of yous for a funerals..."Then walk away, whistling something jaunty. Cryanon can follow or leave as is his/her/its pleasure.
>>33907411Also, we're in freefall.