> Saturday, December 14th, 2013SITUATION: http://pastebin.com/Ac5gJdwqMECHANICS: http://pastebin.com/Se82xDLeCREW ROSTER: http://pastebin.com/qVD3DM17TANK ROSTER: http://pastebin.com/UCXDAajgTHE SHOP: http://pastebin.com/ZMy4Q2sqYou are Gertrude Pool, Sophomore Class President and new commander of Lafayette Girls Academy’s revived Tankery Team.…You went to sleep last night with two of your best girls, Bernadette Fairless and Kitten Smith. Good thing it’s a weekend, thank god, but holy shit they will not wake up. You don’t mind, honestly, but lying in bed with nothing to do tends to grate after a while.Kitten grumbles as she cozies up on your arm, keeping it down. All she wears is a tank top and her pretty pink panties from way back that Anna made for her. You still think those are cute as fuck. And on your other arm, Bernadette Fairless slumbers like a rock. She’s not even cuddling, she’s actually just lying on top of your arm.You can’t feel that arm anymore, and you have a slight suspicion that it’s somewhere compromising.There’s a knock at your door. Oh boy. This is going to take some maneuvering.> Just lie there.> Try and stealthily get your arms free.> LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR> Write in
>>33821963> LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOORClaustrophobia Ends!
>>33821963> Just lie there.
>>33821963>> Try and stealthily get your arms free.
>>33821963>> LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOORCan't pin the Pool!
>>33821963>Just lie thereIs Fairless naked? This will be a great moment to make it official to the crew.
>>33821963> LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOORSho ga nai
>>33821963> Fuck it, roll Kitten in between us and Bernadette and snuggle the shit out of both of them. We don't have to go to school anyways.
>>33822042I am unsure if that is a good idea or not
>>33822042Even better: Trude went to sleep wearing only a towel.
>>33821963Can we grab phone or something? If not> Just lie there.
>>33822014We only have three days left for conventional conversions. I pulled some research and this is what I found that could be used. Strumpanzer IV: Same Chassis as the Panzer IV Ausf H, slightly shorter superstructure for smaller profile, and it comes equipped with with an MG-34 Machine gun on the hull and on top of the tank. Stug III F/8: Based on the Panzer III Ausf J//L model, Increased rear armor, might have side-skirts for increased protections on the sides. T-34/57 Model 1943: Adds a three man turret to improve efficiency and better optics T-34/85 Model 1945: Better electronics for turret, Increased Commander's cupola for view, and smoke dispensersWe can choose any variation of the three but these are the most notable and still maybe have enough money to spare to buy an improved engine or two Also besides the date/dance I recommend to finish/start on Irish brigade quest and hope to find more loyalty while we're at it. We have a week to finish 5 side-quests let's use the time wisely
>>33822081Then its definitely the right thing to do
>>33822115Panzer IV Ausf H: Increased or better armor manufacturing, Side-skirts, A new transmission and radio, better air filters, and anti-magnetic paste,and a duel MG-34 anti-air machine gun, though slight speed decrease.
>>33822081Excel Anon, can you pull up your sheet because I do not recall who need improved armor since we can afford 1 or 2 more engines.Also after the refund from the M4A1 we also have 5,500 dollar increase as well since German reconned the sales to include the third extra gun
> Just lie there.As much you hate to leave someone hanging, you’re not exactly going anywhere. The knocks at the door come again, a bit louder this time. You sigh, then shut your eyes. Maybe you’ll fall asleep and find yourself dreaming of flying in formation with-“Ugh…” Kitten throws her arm around you, then presses her cheek against yours sleepily. D’oh you cute little thing you, if you weren’t already tied down you’d show her something. “Someone get the door…” she grumbles.You smile at her, even knowing she can’t see it. “Well, you know. I would but you’re… on top of me, Kitten. Same goes with Bernadette.”“Who gives a fuuuuck…”The door opens up. Oh boy. And in walks Nancy, clad in a coat and her school uniform along with a Freshman wearing an armband signifying her as part of the Red Ball Courier Services. Hm, they must have reopened. “… and I must say, Gertrude is usually up at this hour,” says Nancy as they walk in. They pause as they find that you’re tangled in partially naked girls. “Oh, good morning, Gertrude. I hope we aren’t disturbing you!” She smiles at you.“How did you get in here?” you ask.Nancy holds up a key. “We all have master keys, don’t you remember?”… You actually don’t.The Courier blushes a little as she walks up to you, then hands you a letter. “Red Ball Couriers, letter from Captain J.V. Dubois, US Army Armor School.”> “Just drop it on the table for me, thanks.”> Rise up and start preparing for the day> Write in
>>33822115All of these are upgrades whose cost have already been factored into the upgrade budget since they're kind of no brainer ones.Of those, lower priority would be the T-34s, unlike the others which have some rather substantial changes.I have yet to hear from schteel about the clarification of the instant elite so for the time being, I will assume that we can only do one and even if offered the choice to instant elite a few, I would highly recommend we only do one or at the very most, 2. We need the CP to counter any stunts miho or Orly will throw at us and to use the instant crit of our sherman's gun.
>>33822351> “Just drop it on the table for me, thanks.”
>>33822351>> Rise up and start preparing for the dayMight as well
>>33822351> Rise up and start preparing for the dayKitten has approved of risings.
>>33822351> “Just drop it on the table for me, thanks.”> "Sorry about the mess."
>>33822351>> “Just drop it on the table for me, thanks.”
>>33822359Actually the Strumpanzer IV is the least priority but I'm only mentioning because people want to show Erika a fully formed strumpanzer. Also we took out the M4A3 out of the budget?Also German confirmed that we can do multiple instant elite, and that Ace's "training" covers 3 full training practices and the CP equivalent of that as well
>>33822267>sales to include the third extra gunAre just gonna keep on insisting this to scrounge every little bit of money?It's been explained multiple times (both in the past threads and the ask.fm) that there isn't a 3rd gun, otherwise we'd keep a ton of other guns from the earlier tank upgrades.Just drop it already, it's getting annoying.Relevant link, btw.http://ask.fm/GermanSchteel/answer/116699167760
>>33822351>“Just drop it on the table for me, thanks.”
>>33822351>> Rise up and start preparing for the dayWe have shit to do, side-quests to pick up. We literally have a week to all five of them
>>33822351> Rise up and start preparing for the dayGood thing Nancy doesn't misconstrue things. Or even if she does think about it, she has the decency to keep it to herself.
>>33822351>“Just drop it on the table for me, thanks.”Nancy I am too decadent for reading, do it for me.
>>33822267Sure.The situation and shop pastebins still reflect the original cash we have and i've yet to hear any clarification on the matter of the 3rd gun.>>33822359I've just clarified with schteel that we can instant elite as many as we have CP for.I will still stand by my advisement of limiting of eliting crews due to the pressing need to use CP in the finals to ensure our win.>>33822449Redone superstructure and lower profile are big plusses in combat.We did, since we reversed the M4A3 purchase the previous time, no sense in trying it again.----------Just a general note to the thread, the last tank Mr Mishka was working for is ready today. That means the tank shop is currently not working on any projects. Please give the shop a call to schedule some upgrades, any upgrades. We can't afford to lose upgrade days at this stage right now.Personally I'm just finished rush painting 20 guardsmen, a commissar and a leman russ in one night, its 3.30am and ive got an apoc battle in about 6 hours so I'm just gonna go collapse in a heap now.I'll see you guys in tomorrow's thread.
>>33822472There was, and German himself mention he reconned it on the same ask.fm
>>33822578Thanks for all the hard work Excel AnonGood luck
> “Just drop it on the table for me, thanks.”You nod to the end table by the end of the bed. “Just drop it there please, thank you.”The Courier is quick to simply drop it on the table, then salutes and holds out her hand.… Oh, right. A tip. “Um, Nancy, would you mind?”Nancy rifles your wallet from your skirt pocket then takes out a few dollars and hands it to the Courier. She smiles and nods, then marches out of the room. Smart girl. At least she didn’t comment on the fact that you’re piled on by two nubile young women of varying legal ages. Oh well. “Nancy, how are you doing?”Nancy smiles. “Oh, I’m doing fine, Gertrude! I was actually about to head out to the Old Folks Home with Elouise and visit her grandmother.” Oh right, Grandma Buchalter. Turns out she was right on the money. “Anyway, I’ll leave you with Kitten and Bernadette.” She happily skips out of your dorm.At least she didn’t imply nothing. Bernadette sleepily rolls off your arm. Yes! Finally! You move to sit up, only for Kitten to grab onto your arm. “Come on… Trudy… Just a little longer.”> “I have things to do, Kitten.”> “Fine, a little longer.”> Write in
>>33822626>> “I have things to do, Kitten.”
>>33822626> “I have things to do, Kitten.”Give her a kiss on the forehead as an apology though
>>33822626>“I have things to do, Kitten.”Things other than you.
>>33822626> "Kitten please, don't you want to start the day properly instead of lounging in bed all afternoon?"> "Tell you what, if you let me go I'll make you breakfast."
>>33822626> "I have things to do, Kitten."> Roll her next to Bernadette so she has someone to snuggle and give hickies.
>>33822626>Write inYou just said you don't give a fuck. [while pinching cheek]Rise and activate coffee! With milk and honey and love!
>>33822578He mentioned in Ask.Fm that there was a third gun and retconned it.I think the T-34/57 model 1943 is better due to the three man turret then the lower superstructure but that is my opinion..Also I think we can afford more then just 2, we can spare maybe 3-5 at least due to Ace and we still have the CP gained from Maho's and the last two matches
>>33822683This'll work just fine.
>>33822626> “I have things to do, Kitten.”Tickle her awake for maximum effect.There's also the Ooarai and Kursk match happening today, if I remember correctly.
>>33822626> “Fine, a little longer.”The other option sounds terrifying.
>>33822626>> “I have things to do, Kitten.”>>33822578So what three tanks you want to upgrade
> “I have things to do, Kitten.”You gently wrestle yourself from her grasp. “I have a few things to get done today, Kitten. Sorry.” You kiss her on the forehead, and she simply pouts as she grips the sheets in disappointment. “Tell you what, Bernadette here will be your teddy bear for the morning,” you say as you rise up.Kitten quickly scoots up into the gap and hugs Bernadette from behind. “… get off,” Bernadette growls.Kitten tightens her grip, burying her face into the back of Bernadette’s neck. “No.”Bernadette, pointedly, does not do anything. “Damn it.”But regardless. It’s time to get things done! You stand proud, only for your towel to fall around to your feet. Oh, right.…TIME TO GET DRESSED, THEN GET THINGS DONE.> Embark on a Subquest (Specify)> Don’t get things done today, time to relax> Open up the letter> Write in
>>33822830>> Open up the letter>Also Food
>>33822830>> Embark on a Subquest (Irish Brigade) > Open up the letter
>>33822830> Open up the letterfirst things first.
>>33822830> Open up the letter
>>33822830>Cook breakfastThen>Open up the letter
>>33822830> Open the letter
>>33822830>> Open up the letter
>>33822830>> Embark on a Subquest (Pinkertons)
>>33822830Supporting >>33822881Food first. Then face doom on a full stomach.
>>33822830> Open up the letter> Embark on a SubquestI'd rather try to unlock the Juniors' or the Animation Club's first to anticipate the deadline for theirs easier.Invite them over to the Gutierrez parlor/barbershop to look pretty before the Ball.Alas, the Engineers might require a day in their shoes like with the Merchants, so I'm not shooting for those now.
>>33822830> Embark on a Subquest (Irish Brigade) > Open up the letter
>>33822900>>33822954The Irish brigade needs help apologizing for all the shit they've done right?We could probably set up some assembly at school, have them make a public apology in front of everyone
>>33822830>> Open up the letter>> Write inCall the shopSchedule upgrades.Panzer IV Ausf. HSturmpanzer IV S4Make use of today's day. and not just call the shop late at night and waste the day away.
>>33822998We still have an another day to put in a upgrade.I recommend the T-34/57/Also use token gained from Senior Quest to buy ordinance package
>>33822992True but let's set it up anyway instead of later also looking for other side-quests
>>33823050Sure it would give them time to write something up instead of winging it like Trudy does
>>33822992My recommendation is taking them to some of the larger groups or organizations that they offended and apologize to them first before making a public statement, so that there's at least some sort of perception of them being serious about turning a new leaf.
> Open up the letter> Embark on a Subquest (Faugh a ballagh)Once you button up your blouse and just throw on a spare miniskirt you had lying around, you pick up the letter and open it up. Sealed, with the logo of the Armor School as a stamp. Fancy shit. Maybe you should get a letter opener. Hello, gov’na! Would you mind getting me my letter opener? Ah… you ain’t civilized. You open up the letter.Dear Gertrude Pool,If you remember me, I’m Captain Jeanette V. Dubois, instructor of the US Army Armor School. I have to say, the initial month of helping you all prepare for the tournament appears to have paid off, brilliantly in fact. You display the martial prowess that many of my trainees lack, even with years of Tankery experience under their belts. I have been following your matches closely, and they keep me on the edge of my seat every time.I must say, Gertrude. You have the makings of a fine professional Tanker in you. I would be proud if you were to join the Army, maybe come into the Armor School. Alas, I am no recruiter. That is for you to decide.I will be watching the finals with all due anticipation. Regardless of the outcome, you have far exceeded my expectations of you. I trust you will make it a fun and exciting match. Remember however, Tankery is not just about the tanks, it’s about the women who crew them. Patience, self-discipline, courage, and leadership.I must sound like a Marine now, so I will stop writing. Good luck, bon chance, viel glucke, or whatever you prefer.SincerelyCaptain Jeanette V. Dubois, US Army Armor School Instructor
>>33823203[2/2]Hmph. You smile at that. You’d almost forgotten about her actually. You hope she’s doing well these days. Maybe she’ll come visit one day, you’d like that.But anyway, you decide to get yourself a quick breakfast out of the way with an apple and a glass of milk. You put on your coat and head out of the dorm.Now what? You figure the Hall Monitors should be somewhere.> Junior Dorms> Hall Monitor Station> Freshmen Dorms> Write in
>>33823203Well that was nice.
>>33823218>> Junior Dorms
>>33823218>Hall Monitor StationIrish quest go!
>>33823218>> Hall Monitor Station
>>33823218> Freshmen DormsLet's go burst in on some lesbians.Also, ROTC isn't a bad idea, if Trude wants to continue with tanks. Though, I'll have to suppress my distaste for ROTC officers for a bit...
>>33823218> Hall Monitor StationHey, getting a job in the Army Armor School isn't a bad gig.
>>33823203>People recruiting TrudyShe come a long way after all
>>33823167So no public flogging then? Shame really.Regardless, you have a point anon. I'd say they need that and more! Something to turn their PR around, the proletarians need to see some form of punishment towards their wrong doers. 'community support' work sounds appropriate.>>33823218What a nice lady.>Hall Monitors
>>33823218> Junior Dorms>Consult ShopStrumpanzer Series IV: 3000Panzer IV Ausf H: 9500 Ordinance Package: (Senior Council Token) Stug III F/8: 4500Improved Engines 2X: For T-34/85, Stug III F/8
>>33823218> Hall Monitor StationTime to schedule a public apology.Or personal visits to everyone the Irish picked a bone with.Or improve their image by taking the Film Making Club with us and recording all the good the Hall Monitors are doing now.
>>33823276> So no public flogging then? Shame really.I have enough spanking stories I need to write, I really don't need anymore ideas.
>>33823276Nubile young girls of varying legal ages (tm) can't go around whipping each other, anon.Think of the scandal!
>>33823333Yes, nubile young girls should be tied up and blindfolded after their secrets have been revealedPublic-Use Trudy when?
>>33823353When I stop being lazy, jeez. Though I am rapidly running out of time...
>>33823353When we lose the finals, of course.How else are we gonna work up the money to save the school?
>>33823332SPANKING FOR THE SPANK GOD>>33823333>implying it wouldn't be worth the scandal>you will never preform a public flogging on nubile young girls of varying legal ages (tm)Why even live?
>>33823427>you will never preform a public flogging on nubile young girls of varying legal ages (tm)Well, I could. I'd just get arrested and then raped and murdered (not necessarily in that order) in prison.worth it.
> Hall Monitor StationYou arrive at the Hall Monitor Station. The place is relatively quiet, owing to the fact that it is indeed the weekend. Most are probably already out getting their dates or dresses together for the Winter Ball tonight. The only people you see are the occasional Hall Monitor on the short end of the stick walking around with papers or the receptionists.“Excuse me.” You walk up to the Reception desk, where a freshman mans the computers and the phones. “Do you know where I can find Alana Pinkerton?”She points down the hall. “Down there.”……“Okay, okay.” O’Bannon and Pinkerton are in their office, full of towering stacks of papers covered in red ink and black font script. Their uniforms are a bit disheveled, O’Bannon in particular has dropped her blazer and has rolled up her sleeve and tossed back her hair in a messy ponytail as she paces the room. Pinkerton meanwhile sits at a typewriter. “How about… we apologize deeply?”Pinkerton says, “That ain’t going to work.”O’Bannon hufss, spitting her gum out. “Well I don’t see you coming up with any fecking better ideas you Glaswegian cow.” Pinkerton glares at her, to which O’Bannon quickly shrugs in apology. “Just saying.”You walk in through the door. “Hey girls, what’s up?”“Trying to come up with a way to apologize,” says Pinkerton. “Came up with just photocopying letters over and over again and distributing them. Think that’d be good?”> “Sure.”> “You’re thinking too small.”> “What did you have in mind?”> Write in
>>33823489>> “You’re thinking too small.”Also that's really impersonal, you have to show everyone you mean it
>>33823489>Write inWhat other ideas did you have?Just in case there was a better one in there. I'm not fond of the photocopied letter, unless every one is hand signed by then offenders.
>>33821963Sleeping with two girls before the first date?Slut.
>>33823489> “You’re thinking too small.”Not to mention it's time consuming, material intensive and totally insincere.
>>33823489>> “You’re thinking too small.”But>> “What did you have in mind?”
>>33823489>> “You’re thinking too small.”We should set up a public apology like that one anon suggested
>>33823489> "People would be kind of pissed off if you sent them a generic letter saying that you're sorry. It's too impersonal and feels like you're not honest about it. You should instead find a way to apologize to people in a more personal way: it'll take longer and it's harder to do, but in the end I think everyone would be happier."
>>33823479>into the FBI blacklist you goI agree>>33823489> “You’re thinking too small.”> How I would actually say it"That's feckin shite. Yous should be doing a public apology and community service, yeh hear?"
>>33823591> implying I wasn't on that list already.
>>33823591They've already done the community service, and they also got demoted to the point that a Freshman is their boss.Also, unrelated:> “Well I don’t see you coming up with any fecking better ideas you Glaswegian cow.” I thought Pinkerton's from Boston.
>>33823628What if that's their secret? That none of them are actually Irish?
>>33823671They are 'scottish' and 'irish' in the way that all yanks are some other nationality because their great grand-parent once got arrested there.
>>33823671Boston is still Irish Lite. Half of the calories and none of the taste. I really shouldn't be saying that since I'm moving there in two weeks.
>>33823620>implying we're not all on that list>>33823628>>33823671They're 'irish-americans' (I say this as I type in Eire lol) and O’Bannon implying that Pinkerton is a scot as a form of insult.
>>33823702> using Scot as an insult> not using EnglishI KNEW they weren't really Irish.
>>33823702I think Pinkerton is actually scot-american.
> “You’re thinking too small.”You cross your arms. “Pinkerton. You’re thinking too small.”O’Bannon grins. “That’s right, Pinkie Pie!” Pinkerton glares massively at her. “I told you this letter thing was a bit small anyway.”“This was your idea-““Anyway!” says O’Bannon. “Let’s not keep making a hames of this I reckon.”Pinkerton sighs, sliding the typewriter away. “Fine. What ELSE did you have in mind, Irene?”“Well…” O’Bannon scratches her chin. “How about we do a comedy routine?”“I do comedy like C.R.A.S.H. does an unbiased search of a black man’s car,” says Pinkerton. “Keep thinking you fucking degenerate.”> “How about a public address?”> “You could go door to door.”> “Comedy routine might not be so bad.”> Write in
>>33823801> “How about a public address?”Comedy routine? Really?
>>33823801>> “How about a public address?”>> “You could go door to door.”Do both, they were corrupt enough to warrant multiple apology methods.
>>33823801>“How about a public address?”This seems like the best way to reach a large audience while projecting an air of regret.
>>33823801>> “How about a public address?”We want to show everyone you legitimately regret your actions
>>33823801>> “How about a public address?”>> “You could go door to door.”These two sound fine
>>33823801>“How about a public address?”>“You could go door to door.”Do both so as to really hammer it home.
>>33823763Speaking with the Queen's English in Ireland is worst fate an Irishman can have.>>33823787Huh, I'll take your word for it as I can't be fused to check the archive.>>33823801> “How about a public address?”>club support (they have to assist every school club for one week - one club per week)
>>33823801>“How about a public address?”Apologies are best done seriously. And bad faux-Irish comedy sounds like a terrible idea, even before trying to use it as an apology.
>>33823903Is there enough time in the year left for that?
>>33823936Not really, but if they get started on it to the point that they feel confident about their chances of making amends then it COULD count for completing the Loyalty mission.
>>33823903We give as good as we get, though. Speak in a broad Irish accent in England and you'll get such a mild teasing you won't know what hit you.
>>33823936Starting from next term then? They could announce it as a new initiative for they're department.>>33823963Anon, how do you think I caught Her Majesty accent?>boarding school>Not even once
>>33824017*for their department
>>33824017>boarding schoolYou poor bastard.
>>33824057I'm not surprising that I'm a half-queer now.>SAGE FOR BLOGSHIT
>>33824017One idea I can think of as atonement would be for them to don police mascot gear whenever they go out on patrol.Dunno if this is the best or the worst idea I can come up with.
> “How about a public address?”“You all think you could do some sort of public address or something?”Pinkerton kicks her legs up onto the desk, twirling a pencil. “Hm. Might work. What do you think, Irene?”O’Bannon huffs. “Pffft. Fecking fuck to that. I can’t do public speeches, you know that!”“Alright, it’s settled then,” says Pinkerton. “On Monday, after school. We will do a public address to the LGA Student body.”“ALANA!”“You shouldn’t have mentioned that to my face, Irene,” says Pinkerton simply as she gently slides the typewriter back in place with her foot. “Tell you what, foot massage now and I’ll consider doing most of the talking for you.”“But- but-“You say, “Guys, come on. It should be an equal effort from both of you.”Pinkerton says, “Well, if you know Irene, Gertrude, she’s not exactly good with dealing with public speaking. She gets so Irish that she shrinks to a foot tall and has a compulsion to hide her lucky fucking charms. Isn’t that right?”“Stop bullying me!” Irene tugs on her own hair. “Ya fecking Freedom fighting fecking cunt-juicing snot-nosed grubbing bogtrotting bender-shagging…” She fumes, red in the cheeks, obviously trying to come up with a better insult. “… You’re an English cunt!”“Oh, my virgin ears.”> “Pinkerton should help you with that, Irene.”> “Don’t worry, I can help you.”> Write in
>>33824119> “Pinkerton should help you with that, Irene.”> “Don’t worry, I can help you.”Let's all help each other out here.
>>33824119>> “Don’t worry, I can help you.”
>>33824108>I'm not surprisingwhat the fuck brain?>>33824119> “Pinkerton should help you with that, Irene.”> “Don’t worry, I can help you.”> "On the side you guys should consider a PR initiative in which you support a club every week - one club per week. Starting of course next term."
>>33824119>> “Don’t worry, I can help you.”>“Stop bullying me!” Irene tugs on her own hair. “Ya fecking Freedom fighting fecking cunt-juicing snot-nosed grubbing bogtrotting bender-shagging…” She fumes, red in the cheeks, obviously trying to come up with a better insult. “… You’re an English cunt!”What a lovely young lady
>>33824119> “Don’t worry, I can help you."Oh my goodness this is adorable.>>33824113Fox ears and tail while on patrol?
>>33824119>“Don’t worry, I can help you.”Quest flag is Go!
>>33824119>> “Don’t worry, I can help you.”Trudy is super good at speeches
SO after this, Should we try to pick up Disney or Prinpick?
>>33824119>> “Pinkerton should help you with that, Irene.”>> “Don’t worry, I can help you.”Group effort ho!Also O'Bannon a cutie. Pinkerton also a cutie.
>>33824188Better to be called "Foxes" instead of "Pigs," I suppose.
>>33824119>“Oh, my virgin ears.”>“Pinkerton should help you with that, Irene.”Totally read this as meaning Pinkerton could devirginize her ears
> “We can both help you.”“We can BOTH help,” you say, leaning a bit towards Pinkerton for emphasis. She shrugs as she starts typing something up. “Come on, O’Bannon, it shouldn’t be too hard. We can turn you from a stuttering wreck of a woman into Rob Roy in no time.”O’Bannon scoffs. “Really. How?”You scratch your chin. How?……You and Pinkerton sit in the Office. Irene stands before you, holding up a paper. Several other Hall Monitors sit behind you, having been saddled for the job of being the audience. These include Officers O’Hara, O’Brian, O’Keefe, O’Leary, O’Connor, Hall Monitor Chief O’Keer, O’Connell, and finally, Officer Murphy. They all sit around, shittalking each other or gossiping about the Winter Ball as Irene stands nervously.“Right,” you say. “Best way to get public speaking through is to tackle it head on!”Irene looks down at her paper, skeptical. “Fecking shite…” She looks at you. “Am I really reading through this?”> Boast> Neutral> Polite> Write in
>>33824349And now I have a new fetish. Police Uniform Lesbian Schoolgirl Ear-licking.Damnit anon, now I need ANOTHER shoebox.
>>33824413>> BoastYeah you'll be great
>>33824413>BoastHell yes! These are the most vocal, verbally abusive people on the ship! And you're tougher than that! If you can handle this, you can handle anything!
>>33824413That's a lot of O's
>>33824413>BOAST LIKE A MOTHER FUCKER
>>33824501Poor Officer Murphy must feel so left out.
>>33824532Maybe she has a harem of O's, though.
>>33824501O's aren't that common in Ireland.
>>33824538Harem O's. Part of a nutritious breakfast.
>>33824523You mother fucker
>>33824546because they all came to america
>>33824564Imagine the prizes you'd get hidden in the box.
>>33824592Batteries not included?
>>33824564>Served best with whisky
>>33824501They can have a fight over who plays the main character in the stage production of The Story of O.
>>33823326COPS is filmed on location with the Irish lesbians of law enforcement.
>>33824656With that much breakfast, it needs a bathtub full of milk.>>33824671Well done.
> BoastYou smile at her. “Of course! I like Ike! It’s a good speech to read from I feel! Just give it a go, and if you get nervous.” You thumb back to all the Hall Monitors. “Imagine everyone in their underwear.”“Oi!” Murphy stands up, laughing. “Ya don’t have to imagine my pants ya brasser-shagging cunt!” She turns and bends over, mooning her pretty white panties to Irene. The other Hall Monitors laugh and chortle. You roll your eyes as Irene stands there, not amused.O’Keer yells, “Awright! Sit the fuck down, Murphy!” She slaps Murphy on the ass. Murphy yelps as she pulls her skirt down and sits, glaring at O’Keer. “Jaysus, does yer mother know ya fecking bare your camel and your cheeks to the world?”O’Hara says, “Yeah, and you say you’re a right proper Officer? My arse!”“Why am I being lectured by some newbie Freshie who can’t even keep it in bed with her lass?” says Murphy. O’Hara fumes, blushing intensely.Oh. Were they-“SHUT UP!” screams O’Hara.“ALL OF YOUS, QUIET!” screams O’Keer back. The Hall Monitors all quieten down as O’Keer gestures to Irene. “Right, O’Bannon. Go.”…Irene looks down at her paper. “Um… Soldiers, sailors,” she slowly brings the paper over her face. “airmen of the…”> Help her> Let her speak> Write in
>>33824699>With that much breakfast, it needs a bathtub full of milk.Milk covered nubile young Irish girlsBoner please, now isn't the time
>>33824729You forgot the 'of varying legal ages' part.
>>33824722>Help herI have no idea what this will involve.
>>33824694All suspects are guilty until proven innocent, in a court of lewd
>>33824722>> Let her speakLet her go on her own until she breaks down, then we go help
>>33824722> Let her speakA little bit more.
>>33824722> Help her. > "Don't hold the paper in front of your face, speak loudly and clearly. Look at the audience, but switch people you look at. Above all, fake confidence. "
>>33824756Anon, that's never been a problem here before.
>>33824769>Let her go on her own until she breaks downis this your fetish
>>33824722>> Let her speak
>>33824799It was more for the sake of completeness for the phrase. It's become something of a trademark of this quest.
>>33824804It is, but it's not why I chose that option
>>33824722>YOUSI claim responsibility for the use of this word>>33824818Ah, I gotcha now.
>>33824722>Let her speakSee how she does, then help.
>>33824722> Let her speak> Write in (Call Orange Pekoe)
>>33824954Do we even know Pekoe's number? If we want English support, we could always just ring Assam.
>>33824756I consider that a bonus.Ear-licking, Police Uniformed, Lesbian, Irish, Schoolgirl Harem in a Bathtub of Milk. (optionally served with wiskey)Got it. That's on a shoebox. The USB drives will simply be labled "Box 87"
>>33825000Or whatsherface from that one British school.
>>33825005You can't have an Irish fetish
>>33825005Unrelatedish, but that really WAS O'Hara that got caught in the shipping container? Our little spitfire's gotten so lewd.
>>33825042Anything can be a fetish anon.ANYTHING
>>33825045Oh hey, I didn't catch that at first
>>33825045They grow up so fast, anon.
>>33825068Someone post those sceencaps from /v/ detailing that one Anon with a symmetrical tile fetish and the other Anon with an Ohio fetish.
>>33825124I love this place.
> Let her speakAll the Hall Monitors slouch, or pull out their phones and goof off. O’Brian falls asleep on O’Hara’s shoulder, O’Hara being the only one even remotely paying attention that isn’t you or Pinkerton.“You are about to embark upon the great crusade through which we have…” She squints a bit. “Strived these many months.” She speaks slowly and carefully. Not something you want for public speaking. There’s simply no emotion.“Boring!” says O’Leary. A few of the Hall Monitors chuckle. Irene glares at her from behind the paper.“The eyes of the world are upon you-“O’Connell says, “They’re watching me shower? Fecking perverts the lot of them.”Irene says, “Hey, O’Connell, shut the feck up!” The paper starts getting wrinkled as she gets angrier and angrier. “The hopes and prayers of liberty loving people everywhere march you-““They better be catholic.”“OH FOR FUCKS SAKE!” Irene tears the paper in two, surprising you all. “I TELL YOU WHAT, IF YOU WANT ME TO READ A FUCKING SPEECH, I’LL GIVE YOU A FECKING SPEECH YOU MAGGOTY EEJIT! HERE GOES!“Listen up! There’s a fecking eejit Nazi cunt in the krauthouse! You’re all are going out to put yer personal fecking shit on the line fer some fatass gambeen in the sticks what says ye all are going to fecking wreck his shit! Now this kraut cunt couldn’t shag a fecking ugly ass wagon to save his life and he’s only got one fucking bollock to share between all the fucking whores in Krautcuckooland! But he’s all-“ Irene starts goosestepping, nazi-saluting as she screams, “’HEIL, HEIL, RIGHT IN DA FECKING FUHRER’S FACE!’ But you know what!? Not anymore! You’re all going to fecking storm his beach, kick his fecking door down, and shove his bollocks into a fecking blender and make him scream so loud they’ll have to invent a new FECKING WORD FOR THE PAIN HE SUFFERED AND THE AGONY HE WRITHS IN TODAY!”[1/2]
>>33825137[2/2]…Irene looks around, blushing a little. “He’s a cunt is what I’m saying.”> How do you respond?
>>33825137MUH EYESI DIDN'T NEED TO SEE THAT RUDDY LANGUAGE
>>33825161> "Well I'm wet, but how will that help you apologize?"Joking, joking!
>>33825161I respond as to my original reaction. >>33825174
>>33825161Somewhat crude but you do have enthusiasm. Maybe we need to work on your improv a little.
>>33825161Slow clap?"How about something, non-irish understands?"
>>33825161Let's try that again, with Trudy's help this time
>>33825075At this point I think the COPS show will be O'Keer trying to control all of the crazy Irish lesbians and being driven to drinking. >>33825161> "Jesus."Jesus. > > "Don't hold the paper in front of your face, speak loudly and clearly. Look at the audience, but switch people you look at. Above all, fake confidence. "
>>33825161> *stage whisper* 'Something tells me Irene's not too crazy about Hitler'
>>33825133So do I anon, so do I.
>>33825161> How do you respond?Maybe we should've started with "To the German Commander: NUTS!"And then worked our way up from there?
>>33825161>How do you respond?WOW
>>33825137>“They better be catholic.”10/10German pls you killed my sides
> How do you respond?You whistle a bit. “Wow. Jesus. Um. Wow.”Irene stands there, holding her hands behind her back and tiptoeing in place. “Um… yeah. That’s the speech.”Clap. You look back to see O’Keer, stoic as ever, clapping and clapping. The other Hall Monitors join in, laughing. O’Leary says, “Jaysus, what a fecking hames that was.”“Oh shut up, O’Leary,” says Irene as she tosses the scraps into a trashcan. “Face it, I’m not cut out for this.”“Nonsense!” you say. “Speeches aren’t just about bombasticness like… that! It’s about building a rapport with your audience!” You gesture to the happy Hall Monitors. “You’ve certainly built a rapport with them!”Murphy says, “You acting like a fucking bollix.”“OI!” Irene marches up to Murphy, pointing at her. “DON’T YOU FECKING CALL ME A BOLLIX YOU GOBSHITE-SUCKING CUNT-SQUIRTING QUEEN-CHEWING GOON!”Pinkerton says, “I think you’ve done enough here.” Irene and company start shittalking each other, blasting each other with harried insults and other sayings that you don’t quite understand. Your stomach does growl for lunch.> “Yeah, I think you can handle this.”> “Maybe I can do more with this.”> Write in
>>33825495> "Yeah, I think you can handle this.”Trude has enough lesbians in her life.
>>33825495>> “Maybe I can do more with this.”She has the attitude but that type of speech won't cut it with a regular audience
>>33825456I've always wondered where German learn his Irish slang and cultural understanding.He's pretty authentic at re-creating very typical conversations. >>33825495> “Maybe I can do more with this.”>Order lunch for everyone
>>33825495> “Yeah, I think you can handle this.”Totally missing that Ooarai vs. Kursk match, guys.
>>33825495>Write inJesus fucking CHRIST! What the hell is the matter with you people? You can't be fucking civil for 20 fucking seconds without spiraling into a fucking Irish stereotype! Do you have no language skills what so ever?What!The!Fuck!I vote the pressure has gotten to Gertrude and she snaps here and now. Blow of some steam and then storm out for food, stop at the door, look over her shoulder and snarl out "Are you coming or what?" with our best Bernadette face that brooks no compromise and no refusal.
>>33825495It's already lunch time, shit. >Consult the ShopStrumpanzer Series IV: 3000Panzer IV Ausf H: 9500 Ordinance Package: (Senior Council Token) Stug III F/8: 4500Improved Engines 2X: For T-34/85, Stug III F/8=23000We need to order this shit
>>33825579I must admit, I'm just very enamored by Irish culture for some reason. Consider me an Ireboo.Plus, I just look it up on the internet.
>>33825593No anon, the stereotype is true. It is nothing but the cold sad fact of truth.
>>33825593> Do you have no language skills what so ever?Their mastery of the words 'Feck' and 'Cunt' know no equal.
>>33825495>> “Maybe I can do more with this.”Also this>>33825612Since we don't have anything on line today and everyday counts now
>>33825495> “Maybe I can do more with this.”We can help out a bit more
>>33825495> “Maybe I can do more with this.”>Consult the ShopStrumpanzer Series IV: 3000Panzer IV Ausf H: 9500 Ordinance Package: (Senior Council Token) Stug III F/8: 4500Improved Engines 2X: For T-34/85, Stug III F/8=23000We can' waste a day
>>33825495>“Yeah, I think you can handle this.”u got it gurl
>>33825624That's truely horrifying.
> “Maybe I can do more with this.”……You all gather in the lounge, a simple room with a few couches, a TV with some gaming consoles, and a table for eating where you and O’Bannon hash things out. The rest of the Hall Monitors including Pinkerton watch the Ooarai versus Kursk Girls Boarding school match on the TV, shouting and tossing some popcorn at the screen occasionally.“They call themselves Team Anglerfish apparently,” says O’Leary as she chews on some popcorn. “The fecking feck is an Anglerfish?”O’Hara says, “O’Leary, you never watch Finding Nemo? You live under a damn rock you uncultured pillock?”O’Brian says, “I think an Anglerfish is some kind of undersea hunter.”“It’s a cunt is what it is,” says Murphy.Meanwhile, you and O’Bannon continue to hash out her ability to speak. She says, “I’m just wondering- I mean, what if someone falls asleep or-““Just ignore it,” you say. “It’s not like it’s the end of the world. People fall asleep during speeches all the time. You have to consider all that you can and just keep going. Forget judgement and forget bullying, you’re the one who’s speaking. And that’s all the matters.”“Ah…” She sighs. “I suppose.”> Eat Lunch> Watch the Match> Talk to Someone (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Other
>>33825786> Watch the Match> Eat Lunch> Consult the Shop> IMPROVED ENGINES x5: 15,000> -StuG III Ausf. F (ELITE)> -T-34/85 1944 (ELITE)> -Panzer IV Ausf. G> -M36B1 Jackson> -M4A4 FireflyAdding parts take less time than conversions and contributes toward making future conversions cost less, which the StuG and Pz4 will eventually need.For the T-34/85, Jackson and Firefly, it's to give them additional mobility and a faster turret traverse.
>>33825623>Irish cultureThat exists?
>>33825786> Watch the Match> Eat LunchIn order of priority
>>33825786> Eat Lunch> Watch the MatchI'll leave tanks to people that know better than I do
>>33825786>Eat Lunch> Watch the Matchmunchies und panzer
>>33825786>> Eat Lunch>> Watch the MatchBet on Oorai.
>>33825786>> Eat Lunch>> Watch the Match>> Consult the Shop (Specify)Strumpanzer Series IV: 3000Panzer IV Ausf H: 9500 Ordinance Package: (Senior Council Token) Stug III F/8: 4500Improved Engines 2X: For T-34/85, Stug III F/8=23000There is nothing on queue, for Saturday, Sunday and Monday. We need that time for upgrades
>>33825848You want to fight Orly in our last match?
>>33825623>German-sempai noticed meSome words / and phrases for your vocab>Flegs (flags - Irish people get very upstart with anything to do with flegs)>Here yous (addressing / getting the attention of a group)>Al'right? (Greeting / Goodbye)>Aye (Agreeing / Acknowledging) >Wee (This fucking word is used in every other sentence - describing everything and anything in regards to portion / size / time - basically the measurement of anything)>Like fuckCan't think of anymore atm>>33825751Indeed it is.>>33825786> Watch the Match> Eat Lunch>>33825810pls no bullyArse
>>33825871Would you rather fight crazy magic bullshit, or the ones who beat it?
>>33825786> Eat Lunch> Watch the MatchSupporting this>>33825612
>>33825871It'd certainly be a twist. I mean it's been generally taken as a given that Ooarai would be our finals match
>>33824413>Rob RoyThat one SEAL from Deadliest Warrior?
>>33825809But we have time right now. Also we have a token to buy a package and sell it tomorrow so we can buy additional parts
>>33825888>>33825898I actually hope Kursk wins, Orly a cute
>>33825865Over the budget.http://pastebin.com/Ac5gJdwq> CURRENT BUDGET: 18,100 Dollars
>>33825904How does balancing balls on your nose make you a deadly warrior?
>>33825904That's a typo. I actually meant Michael Collins.
>>33825871If only to see Wendy try to get the edge on Orly only to be utterly dominated.
>>33825935Then we drop the but we should have 23,600
>>33825786> Watch the Match> inb4 Orly or Areola or whatever her name is KO's Ooarai's flag by physically throwing one of her own tanks at it.
>>33825953How'd you typo that bad?
>>33825953German do we have 18,100 or 23,600. We had three guns that we sold, and it said on Ask.Fm you retconned it that we sold all three
>>33825045Where was it stated? I know about the incident, but they never named the culprits.
>>33825953That isn't a typo German.That's fate.
>>33825935>>33825965Sorry, I meant engines but we should have enough money
>>33825786>>> Eat Lunch>>> Watch the Match>>> Consult the Shop (Specify)>Strumpanzer Series IV: 3000>Panzer IV Ausf H: 9500 >Ordinance Package: (Senior Council Token) >Stug III F/8: 4500=17,000If we do have the extra money>Improved Engines 2X: For T-34/85, Stug III F/8>=23000
>>33825978All these names and in all these settings get to you.
>>33825978I kept thinking Rob Roy for some reason and I don't know why.I even had the wikipedia page for Michael Collins out and I STILL TYPED IN ROB ROY.> Eat Lunch> Watch the Match> Consult the Shop (Specify)You all turn to the TV. Ooarai is facing down Kursk with only thirteen tanks, while Kursk is fielding the full twenty. That’s new. The field of France that they fight in has a light misting of snow and frost over the grass, which disintegrates as soon as the tank guns start firing.You chew on your fries, or chips as they’ve been calling it. It appears Kursk is pulling the same shit they did with Black Forest, avoid confrontation until absolutely necessary, and use the SU-76s to harass the formation.Regardless however, you need to call up Mr. Mishka. You dial his number.“Hello, Gertrude! How can I be of service?”> WANTED FOR PURCHASE>> CONVERSION: Sturmpanzer IV Series Four: 3,000>> CONVERSION: Panzer IV Ausf H: 9,500>> CONVERSION: StuG III Ausf. F/8: 4,500>> Ordnance QF Bundle: Free Purchase> TOTAL: 17,000> CONFIRM?> Y/N> Other
>>33826139>> Eat Lunch>> Watch the MatchAbstain from tank vote because all I know about them is that they go boom boom
>>33826177I know this feel anon.
>>33826177Refer to this>>33822115>>33822164It's less about boom, boom, but more on armor, speed, and optics>>33822164>>33822164
>>33826139> N> IMPROVED ENGINES x5: 15,000> -StuG III Ausf. F (ELITE)> -T-34/85 1944 (ELITE)> -Panzer IV Ausf. G> -M36B1 Jackson> -M4A4 FireflyBase improvements on many tanks first.Agreed with this though.>> Ordnance QF Bundle: Free Purchase
>>33826139Supporting Anon >>33826177for all reasons stated
>>33826280but we have limited time on upgrading tanks.This can be done when we have spare cash, which we can do when monday comes and when we sell the bundle
>>33826305We have half a day now, a conversion still takes one whole day. Adding parts does not.It also discounts the cost for the next upgrade on the StuG and PzIV, as per the Mechanics pastebin.And it's only one tank that gets improved at a time.
>>33825880>pls no bullyHistory demands it.Wanker
>>33826389We still have Sunday and Monday, Hopefully today won't be lost.
>>33825871Orly is cute and fun.
>>33826389Honestly I wanted this vote done last weekend but things happened
>>33826433She is, I liked her a bunch, also she would dom the fuck out of Trudy
>>33826411Could say the same thing for the conversions.
>>33826474>she would dom the fuck out of TrudyNot really that much of a feat though, Trudy is a power sub after all.
>>33826480How conversions take a day, Add-ons do not, this thing is more time-sensitive then the add-ons which we can do after selling the bundle when we can
> Y> PURCHASE>> CONVERSION: Sturmpanzer IV Series Four: 3,000>> CONVERSION: Panzer IV Ausf H: 9,500>> CONVERSION: StuG III Ausf. F/8: 4,500>> Ordnance QF Bundle: Free Purchase> TOTAL: 17,000> - 17,000 Dollars“Alright. We’ll have all that sorted for you as soon as possible. Hopefully in time for your finals, yes?”“Of course, thanks Mr. Mishka.”“Don’t thank me, thank yourself for looking after your tanks.”With that you hang up. You look to the TV to see…Fucking nothing. Nothing’s happening. The SU-76s occasionally trail behind but nothing happens. Ooarai keeps formation as they try to find Kursk and engage in open battle, but the bocage is keeping things separated.You receive a call.> Oryola Kuznetsov (Kursk Girls Boarding School Armorcraft Commander.)… um. Should she be on her cellphone? You answer it.“Allo! Kotyonok! Can you see me on camera?” You look back to the TV to see that Oryola Kuznetsov is indeed calling you directly from her tank in the middle of the match. Her ISU-152 lies in wait in some hedgerows, covered in shrubs and bushes. She waves at you happily.“Yeah,” you say. “Isn’t it against the rules to have cellphones?”“Only one cellphone per tank they say,” says Oryola. “I am just waiting for Ooarai to come into killzone. How are you?”> Boast> Neutral> Polite> Write in
>>33826404Bu-but we're at peace now...y-you too
>>33826523> BoastOh man, Orly a great
>>33826523>BoastI'm teaching the Irish Brigade how to speak!
>>33826523Orly a best.> Boast
>>33826523>Write-InHonestly, Isn't that risky?She's underestimating Oorai.Also I want to fight both
>>33826523> BoastCellphones are fine, but isn't calling to people outside the battle zone... illegal?I remember a comic panel in moonrunes with Maho and Shiho communicating with one another, and a nearby judge holding up an (X) for that.
>>33826523Wait, couldn't tank commanders just call people watching the match and go "Hey, what the fuck is the other team up to?"
>>33826600You look away for a few seconds, and suddenly there's a fucking Type 89 doing donuts on your turret.
>>33826523Isn't what their doing cheating. Also Oorai is going to wreck their shit if she's being this casual
>>33826523I hope she doesn't lose because she aws talking to Trude, that would make me feel really guilty
>>33826652"THAT DAMNED LIGHT TANK!!!""...we are MEDIUM tank, thank you!"
>>33826696Feel guilt if it Trude called her.Its her calling Trudy on her own accord, its her own fault.We can tell her to finish this conversation quick though.
>>33826523> Boast. Oh Orly. >>33826509Orly can dom Wendy instead. All Wendys are subs. >>33825990> “Why am I being lectured by some newbie Freshie who can’t even keep it in bed with her lass?” says Murphy. O’Hara fumes, blushing intensely.> Oh. Were they-> "SHUT UP!” screams O’Hara.Here's relevance.
> Boast“Oh, I’m doing dandy I suppose. Just getting my crews all squared away and the like and… are you sure this isn’t illegal?”“Depends, are you giving me information?”“No.”“Are we past two minutes?”“… No?”“Then it’s not illegal. And to make things a bit harder, I can actually only do this once and the phonecall is extensively monitored by ITL Officials. Just wanted to see how you do!”“Well, I’m great, Oryola! Good luck in the match, alright?”“Da, my little kotyonok! Anyway, we’re coming up to two minutes, so I must hang up. Bye now! Hope to talk soon!”With that, she hangs up. On the TV, she pockets the cell phone, then pulls out a set of binoculars and starts watching the area.> Head Somewhere (Specify)> Watch the Match> Talk to Someone (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Other
>>33826777>> Watch the Match>> Talk to Someone (Specify)So, betting pool?>inb4 Type 89 suddenly comes out from Orloya's side. Nerf its camo value pls.
>>33826777>Watch the MatchWould be rude not to.Also, nice tips schteel
>>33826777> Watch the MatchShow us how its done!
>>33826696Why? It;s her fault for not keeping tabs. Honestly I want to fight Oorai, but on the other hand Kursk seems fun.Why not both German? We did the same with Kitten and Fairless, why not have two battles?
>>33826777>Watch the Match> Talk to Someone (Specify)The lesbians we got hooked up.
>>33826856Maybe some friendly with loser of this match?..do we able to cram one match before finals anyway?
>>33826777>> Watch the Match>>33826731>>33826856It doesn't matter whose fault it would be, I'd still feel guilty about being involved, but it's fine
>>33826777> Watch the Match>>33826856Please don't overwork the Schteel
>>33826777> Call Someone (Juniors, Sophomore staff, Kitten and Bernadette)Invite them to...> Head Somewhere (Ramirez' boyfriend's barbershop)Maybe they have a TV there? Get your hair styled and your nails done for the Ball, while watching the match simultaneously!
>>33826856>50+ tank battlePlease anon, you're going to make Schteel cry
>>33826923Anons are going to crucify Schteel on a Cross of Tanks
>>33826777>> Watch the Match>> Call Someone (Juniors)I want to pick a loyalty quest if we can today. >>33826892This is what I want, and maybe? >>33826923I meant a separate match not a free for all.I mean, we missed our chance to fight Ace with a full blown tank battle due to the dance, I want to have either St.Glorianna, Kursk, or Oorai, At least one more match before the finals
>>33826856Why not a 3-way battle royale?
>>33827033Because German will die.But I want to have another match before the finals, if not to test our new perks but mostly because I want to play with our tanks.Not enough tanks
> Watch the MatchYou and the Hall Monitors sit back and watch the match as so far nothing happens. Miho’s tanks continue to be harassed by the SU-76Bs. They strike at range, striking at the formation from around the corners of hedgerows or behind buildings. So far, Miho is lucky to not take any casualties, and it even appears she’s managed to find a soft spot in Kursk’s defense.How? Through the use of the Porsche Tiger and it simply tearing through the hedgerows. It appears Kursk GB’s strategy relies on making kill zones through the lanes in the hedgerows, but this is being defeated by Miho smashing right through and creating new lanes of travel. Her ISU-152s and other heavy tank destroyers start displacing.You receive a call.> Nancy Whitmore (Sophomore Vice President, Gunner)Of course you’re going to answer. Why the fuck not?“Hello, Gertrude! We’re all getting ready for the Winter Ball tonight. You going to come down?”> YOU GOING TO COME DOWN?> Y/N> Other
>>33827033Looks like the movie will be about that.
>>33827281>YOf course, duh. Gertrude has to announce her new relationship status with style.
>>33827281>Other>NMust see this to the end
>>33827281Do you have TV wherever you are?> Y
>>33827281>YAsk them to put the match on TV and we'll run over
For some reason every time I read Oryola's lines I hear them in a female version of Nikolai from the Modern Warfare series.>>33827281>YRush. There's a battle going on.
>>33827281> Y after this match... How in the fuck? How in th- what? How I- how in the fuck?Hedgerows are pretty much hell to get through, so I am blatantly amazed they're doing it.
>>33827336This is why I want to fight them, it will be so much fun! What can take out a Porch Tiger?
>>33827281> OtherNot yet. Watching match. Must study. Must save school.
>>33827336Ooarai brand of hax.
>>33827336Every member of every tank in Oorai is a goddamn wizard.
>>33827336That plot hax
>>33827420>Except if Momo is on a gun
>>33827336Maybe they added Hedgerow cutters?Frankly I'm surprised they didn't add more tanks to their roster? Even outdated/cheap ones, like the M3 Stuart, 7TP, etc
I kinda want Oorai to win just so we have a legit reason to spend that divine intervention point we've been holding onto.
>>33827468Fuck off tumblr.
>>33827400Most of what Kursk is fielding from the sides or rear, and only the ISU from the front.
>>33827499We can just have Trudy stay unbuttoned for the entirety of the match if they lose and you want to spend it
>>33827499Of course they're going to win. The former underdog, now reigning champion, being taken on by the rising stars of Lafayette? This is textbook, man. Their entire lineup screams final boss.
>>33827548I meant from our side.
>>33827499What if Miho has held onto hers for this match? What if they cancel out?We may outnumber them, but we are still mere mortals fighting fucking level 20 tankomancers.
>>33827569Took me a minute to realize you weren't talking about her shirt.
>>33827622Well, if ONE thing's getting unbuttoned...
>>33827595Well, they're not technically reigning champions, just champions of the Japanese league.
>>33827622Well it wouldn't hurt
> Y“Yeah, I’ll be down there in a few minutes.”You stand up, and look over to see the Hall Monitors in another argument.“And I say!” says O’Hara, “You’re a wee cunt if you think that Ooarai is going to win! Look at them! They’re bunch of posh bastards!”O’Leary says, “Really? I didn’t take you for a Communist, O’Hara, or should I say, COMRADE O’HARA.”“I’d tell you to go suck a dick but I wouldn’t to bring your brother into this!”Daaaayum……You arrive back at the Sophomore dorms. You open up your door to see Nancy, Lisa, Ramirez, Kitten, Bernadette, the Juniors, and the Seniors all dressing into fine evening dresses for the night.“Look at this shit!” Henrietta waves around a fur scarf. “It’s like one of those things from those movies in the 40s!” She throws it back around her neck. “Oh, Mister DeMille! I am ready for my close up!”Of course.> Get Ready> Talk to Someone (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Other
>>33827602The Tiger II, possibly the Hellcat, and even then it's doubtful.A direct hit from our SPGs may, MAY, immobilize it to have something fast flank it.
>>33827665> Get Ready> Someone bring me a TV
>>33827665Find a TV and Get ready in front of it.
>>33827665>> Get Ready>> Talk to Someone (Juniors)>Watch Match on phone!Ask for tips since their apparently model material, also pick up loyalty quest!
>>33827665> Get Ready, and someone drag in a TV dammit.
>>33827665All of my this >>33827694
>>33827665>Get Ready>OtherDon't any of us have smartphones? Can't we just hit up a stream on our smartphone and watch it from there?
>>33827666The biggest guns we have that maybe be able to penetrate it frontally is the the Tiger II, long barrel 88mm The 85mm of the T-34 and KVThe 90mm from the Hellcat and the Pershingand maybe the 17 Pounder from the Sherman Firefly and Seteniel Also the 77QF of the Comet IThe latter two are iffy though
>>33827665>get ready>put the match on
>>33827665>Get Ready>Bring a screen of some sort, phone or otherwise
>>33827665>> Get Ready>> Talk to Someone (Juniors)Hopefully to pick up their quest.We need something to do for Sunday
>>33827665> Get Ready> Talk to Someone (Juniors)> Watch the Match on TVAsk Betty for advice on poise. And handling heels again, if Trudy is gonna wear that.Oh, and also...> Talk to Someone (Lisa)>"Did you wear your Lucky Panties for tonight, Lisa?"
>>33827849... Trude needs to remember to put on HER sexy panties. And make sure Lisa puts hers on because Trude and Bernadette made sure to get her some nice ones.
>>33827665>Get ReadyBetter dress nice, Trude.
>>33827665>Get ready>Dress the sexiest possibleCan Trudy be sexy?
> Get Ready> OtherYou sit at your bed as Kitten brushes your hair. The match is getting tense as you watch it on your smartphone.… ha, ha. No. So far, there hasn’t been any major scuffles beyond the minor skirmishes. Oryola is quite good at moving her tank destroyers around. However, Miho appears to separating her formation out. It appears she wants to strike at Oryola from three different angles, not a bad decision, not a bad decision at all. One prong is led by Miho, the other led by a Hetzer, and the other led by a Panzer III.Kitten says, “I’d ask you who might win, but you know.”You smile, tugging on her cheek. “Ah, shut up, you.”“Alright, everyone!” Betty gets all of your attention. “I just wanted to say, this is our last dance before the tournament. And it might be the very last thing we plan for LGA in case we lose-“Bernadette says, “Actually, the year will continue until Summer break then they’ll scrap it if we lose.”“It’s the spirit of it, Fairless,” says Betty. “Anyway. I just hope everyone has fun and all. The boys from Nikola Tesla are quite handsome!”…You say, “You don’t have a date, do you, Betty?”She groans, frowning. “… no.” Jane pats her back, sympathetic. Last you heard though, Jane DID have a date. “But!” Betty immediately perks back up. “We’ll make this a memorable one, okay?”…Everyone shrugs at that. Betty sighs as she goes back to brushing her hair.> Head Out> Watch the Match> Talk to Someone (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Other
>>33828095> Watch the Match> Make sure no one is watching when we slip into our sexy panties.That Hetzer's gonna hetzer.
>>33828095>> Watch the Match>> Talk to Someone (Betty)Sounds like a loyalty quest
>>33828095>Delegate someone the duty of watching the match and telling you when things get exciting.>Head Out.
>>33828095>The boys from Nikola TeslaI thought it was Friedrich Von Steuben? Or was that last year's Ball?Anyway...> Watch the Match> Talk to Someone (Betty)Now now, there are other dances throughout the rest of the school year. What about Prom?
>>33828095> Watch the Match> Insist on Bernadette and Kitten be out while we dressSecrecy!
>>33828095Let's not go completely ignoring our dates for tonksHow do Fairless and Kitten look?Sexy beasts?
>>33828095>Ask Bernadette to help Kitten in helping you get readyBecause I want to see them trying t make Trudy cute/sexy and screw up.
>>33828187It was, I completely forgot.
>>33828095Someone is recording this match right?
>>33828160>> LOYALTY QUEST: Make sure Betty doesn't get teen pregnant... Uh oh. We need to make sure Clara doesn't get Rochelle teen pregnant, either.
>>33828095> Watch the MatchWhat are you thinking, Miho?>>33828202But tactics...opponent...must save school
>>33828246I think it's to find her a boyfriend or date or something.Unless we make her into a lesbian but that's a different story I rather not get into
>>33828095>Watch the Match>thirteen tanksThere's Anglerfish, Turtle, Duck, Mallard, Rabbit, Hippo, Anteater and Leopon.That's 8. Where the hell did hey get 5 more?
>>33828225I'll chalk it up to a Freudian slip on Betty's part then.Anyway, lookie what I dug up from /a/.
>>33828314Last time we research them, they added the first generation Panther tank, and a Panzer III
>>33828282Well no I meant get her a nice date instead of her going for the first scumbag that gets to her (which there's probably going to be several since the Junior Student Council are the beauties of the school).I am very worried about Clara knocking up Rochelle, though. Clara is irresponsible enough to not use protection.
>>33828323Wait, is that actually team Needlepoint?
>>33828314I can account for a Panther and a Panzer III, which I'm assuming is commanded by the loader and gunner crewmates of Miho and Emi in GuP: Little Army.
>>33828348woosers hand to mouth life.But your idea is better
>>33828095>You should go gay, Betty.>Kiss waifus.
>>33828348I don't think so, the Souma S-35 doesn't look like that.It looks like a disfigured M3 Lee (I can't remember the exact model)
>>33828348No, it's from Wooser, a five-minute episode series. Those ending eyecatches parody popular series.
>>33828348Needlepoint has only three members, not counting any added cheerleaders.
> Watch the MatchMUST WATCH MATCH. THERE HAS TO BE SOMETHING EXCITING, YES, YES, OOARAI HAS KURSK IN A PINCER MOVEMENT IN AN OPEN FIELD. THE ISU-152s ARE SURROUNDED. THE SU-76s ARE RUSHING IN AS THEIR SHIELDS-Kitten takes your phone. “Ah! Kitten!” you reach for your phone as Kitten hands it off to Bernadette. “Gimme back my phone!”Kitten looks at you sternly. “Not until you get dressed.”“What are you talking about?” you say. You stand there in your underwear. “I am dressed-“ Kitten throws your little black dress in your face. Oh fine. You start getting dressed, under threat of Kitten not giving back your phone. In hindsight, you could just wrestle it away from Bernadette, but you remember the day she kicked down a door. Might be a bad idea to get on her bad side.Still, the two of them look lovely. Kitten wears that same yellow shirtdress from Homecoming. Bernadette wears a khaki coatdress which doesn’t look all that different from her usual trenchcoat, and a green scarf to back it up as well. You actually wouldn’t be surprised if that WAS her trenchcoat.Betty says, “So, Gertrude, you excited for the Ball tonight?” She smiles, apparently trying to pump you up, but falling a bit flat. “Going to wrangle yourself up some nice men, and maybe a girl or two like the pimp you are?”> Boast> Neutral> Polite> Write in
>>33828529>BoastAlready have Kitten and Fairless, we don't need anyone else
>>33828529> Boast>Why did we not talk to the Juniors?
>>33828529>BoastWe already have the two best girls on the ship, we don't need any more.
>>33828529> Boast"Already got 'em."
>>33828529> BoastBoast harder than we've ever boasted
>>33828529Uh...what to vote?>Boast>I have the two best girls anyone could ever wish for! Who would want a man, ew.Embrace the gay, Trudy.
>>33828529> BoastPimp I may be, but my ladies are not ho's.Now gimme my phone before I get Irish!
>>33828529>Write inPut on our dress and get back to the match.
>>33828529> PoliteOkay I know people want to flaunt best girls, but lording our amazing romantic situation over Betty MIGHT not be the best idea right now.
>>33828608But she's bi anon, just because the girls won the trudy bowl doesn't mean she doesn't like guys anymore
>>33828781That's why she needs to emrbace the gay harder.
>>33828812You guys are so fucking gay
>>33828867Come join us, honey.
>>33828867I know it's a joke but that kind of came off as creepy
> Boast“Why bother?” You smirk. “I’m already bringing Kitten and Bernadette down there.”Betty pouts a bit. “Oh, I see. Alright, then.”…“You’re a bit jealous, huh?”Betty sighs. “A little. But I can go without having a date! It’s just… I wish they’d be a little more enthusiastic about me you know? Look at them!” She gestures over to the Juniors, Seniors, and Sophomores, all watching the match with anticipation. “I mean, I have to be the Senior President next year if we win.”You smile at her. “I take you seriously, Betty!”“Really?” she smiles hopefully.… “Well, as seriously as I can!”She sighs, disappointed.> LOYALTY QUEST UNLOCKED> Down Argentine Way> Help Betty assert herself“Welp, we should head out,” says Bernadette. She hands you back your phone and gives you your coat. “Let’s all go, shall we?”With that, you head into the biting cold and start on towards campus, where the Ball is being held.> Talk to Someone (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Other
>>33828963> Talk to SomeoneWe should chat with our girls, since we have (reasonably) neglected them all day, and I bet the ball will have lots of opportunities to socialize with others too. How long did they sleep in, anyway?
>>33828963> Talk to Someone (Fairless and Kitten)What have they been doing all day?
>>33828963>Talk to BettyHonestly, if we had talked to her during Pep rally, we might have gotten her a date, I feel bad
>>33828963> Talk to Betty (Why do you have problems asserting yourself? You did get elected president of the Juniors, after all, that has to show you have some popularity)
>>33828963I support this >>33829008What have best girls been doing today.
>>33828963>Talk to Someone (Fairless and Kitten)So how's your day been?
>>33828963>> LOYALTY QUEST UNLOCKED>> Down Argentine Way>> Help Betty assert herselfWhat a vague quest...., Almost as bad as Naval Merchants and Delinquents. I guess we're spending Sunday helping her out. She's an expert commander on the Cromwell now Comet tank.She's a crack shot
>>33828963I wonder if we can solve Betty's quest at the ball? Seems like it would have ample opportunities for her to make a mark, or at least like, get some dances and be a bit assertive in that way.
>>33828963>>33829120> Talk to Someone (Betty)Forgot my vote
>>33829120We can see if we can help her get a date during the ball, it might helpSchteel is running out of steam
>>33828963> Talk to Someone (Fairless and Kitten)Man Betty, should have brought this up a day or two earlier and we could have played matchmaker and shit.
>>33829191I wouldn't say that but think of how many days we have left. There's no time for a serious quest of any kind.
>>33829221Yeah, that's a big thing too
>>33829191True, it's just that, She's very good at tankery surprisingly.In her first match with only one practice managed to take out 2 tanks with the 75mm QF, and another kill or two vs Anzio.She might have gotten even more kills if it weren't for the fact the QF 75mm is shit against German Armor
>>33829254Who was her first match against?
>>33829292Against Ekins, the former leader of the Ace's Middle school team
> Talk to Someone (Fairless and Kitten)“So how has your day been, guys? Sorry we couldn’t have Saturday but I needed to help the Hall Monitors with something,” you say.Kitten says, “That’s fine. We just hung out for a bit. I learned to draw a little too. Bernadette’s quite the good teacher, you know?”“Oh, I wouldn’t say that,” says Bernadette simply.“Still, I think you two are a fun match!” You snap your fingers at them, like guns. They roll their eyes at you. “Come on! If not me, why not each other?”They shrug, muttering and grumbling at that.Meh. You’ll make it work damn it.You arrive at school. Boys wearing overcoats and military-style uniforms accompany girls into the gym which has been turned into a dining hall for the Winter Ball tonight. It appears those are the Friedrich von Steuben boys. Tough guys, all of them. You see all of your crews in attendance as you walk in and find the sound of music, the smell of good dinner, and the sight of a lot of people crowding in to dance and to dine.> Eat Dinner> Go Dance (With anybody?)> Talk to Someone (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Other
>>33829353>> Eat Dinner>> Talk to Someone (Betty)Help her get a date.
>>33829353> OtherBe socialble, but keep eyes open for Betty and potential boys.
>>33829353> Talk to Someone (Betty)> OtherGET BETTY HER MAN OR WOMAN SHE NEEDS
>>33829353>Meh. You’ll make it work damn it.Trudy just wants a threesome> Eat Dinner> Talk to Betty
>>33829353> Talk to Someone (Betty)> OtherGather all the Presidents and meet-up with the Von Steuben counterparts.Professional, protocol-like. And we can start from the top and work our way down on finding a date for Betty.Or wait, is Bernadette handling the pleasantries exchange part between school heads?
>>33829191Well for Irish Brigade and Seniors, we completed psuedo-missions for them prior to their quest.Like helping Fairless quit smokingand hooking up the two irish girls.I think that reduced the quest time a bit
>>33829353>Watch the MATCH
>>33829353> Eat Dinner
>>33829523Just a quick peek
> Talk to Someone (Betty)You cross your arms, looking around with Betty as men and women dance around and mingle with each other. “So, Betty. See any takers?”Betty shrugs. “Oh… I don’t mean to steal anyone’s date away, Gertrude.”“You’re not stealing nobody’s date from no one!” you say.“Look, I’m fine with not having a date!” she says. “It’s… I mean, I can eat dinner by myself!” She bounces in place, obviously forcing a smile on her face. “And boy, the music sure is lively! Who’s playing?” She knows damn well who’s playing the music, it’s the Freshmen.“Look,” you say. “Stay here. I will get you a date, no worries!” Betty is quiet, submitting to your determination. Good, you wish lots of people did that.You look around, there are some guys mingling around the punch table, they don’t seem to have a date. Clara is sitting by herself at a table for some odd reason. Poor girl. And Jeanette Rankin herself is playing on her phone by herself.> Go for the guys> See if Jeanette Rankin wants a dance> “HEY, CLARA, I BET I CAN DANCE FASTER THAN YOU CAN BITCH-“> Write in
>>33829692>> Go for the guys
>>33829692>Go for the guysBetty hasn't said anything on the subject of her orientation, so let's play it safe for now.
>>33829692> Wait, hold on. Didn't Clara bring Rochelle? WHAT DID CLARA DO
>>33829692>> “HEY, CLARA, I BET I CAN DANCE FASTER THAN YOU CAN BITCH-“Awww yeah, Clara time
>>33829692>> Go for the guysWe can mess with Clara and Rankin later, for now help our friend
>>33829692>> “HEY, CLARA, I BET I CAN DANCE FASTER THAN YOU CAN BITCH-“She totally fucked things up with Rochelle, didn't she?
>>33829692> Go for the guys
>>33829692> Go for the guysonce first intros are done>Clara! What have you done with the Cutest?
>>33829692>> Go for the guysMan, I'm still tired.
>>33829692> Go for the guysUgh, fucking impure putrid Betty. Men are gross. Yui is purest form of love.
>>33829692>Write-inShe's not asserting herslef.Make her assert herself by having her do the first move
>>33829803This.GRAB HER AND SHOVE HER IN WITH THE GROSS MENTHEN WE DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH HER STRAIGHT NORMALFAG SHIT ANYMORE
Anyways, once we get Betty rolling and find out just what Clara did to Rochelle, we need to get back to Kitten and Bernadette.
>>33829692>Where's Rochelle?>She's not under the table is she?
>>33829854No time for Rankin....I kind of wish she joined our tankery team. Fucking pacifist
Page 10 already?And here I was hoping this'll be a 1 thread affair.
>>33829947It's not too bad, we're like 11 threads away from dying, we have a few good hours left
>>33829947Friday night is a busy night anon.
> Go for the Men“Hey boys!” You walk up to the handsome boys, who look down at you curiously. Boy, you forgot how tall guys who go to military academies can be. “Listen, I’ve got a friend, she’s a little shy, wants to try and assert herself. Would one of you guys perhaps like to try and see if you can hit it off with her?” You gesture towards Betty.One of the boys says, “Hm. Hell, I’ll go for it.” He nods to you all. “Wish me luck, gentlemen.” He strides off to court Betty.One of the boys shakes his head. “Hmph, he’s always a bit of lover he is. Chivalrous though, don’t worry. If she won’t put out, he won’t mind.” You nod, smiling at that. He offers his hand. “It’s nice to meet you. I assume you’re one of the Class Presidents here?”You nod. “I am, actually!”He tilts his head. “Oh yeah, you’re the Tankery Commander here too, just got to the finals!” You shrug at that, feeling a bit modest. “Sweet stuff!” You shake his hand, “It’s nice to finally meet you!”“Thanks,” you say. “What’s your name?”“Gerhard,” he says. “Gerhard Pole, it’s nice to meet you.”> Boast> Neutral> Polite> Write in
>>33829986Also it's the anticipated date, we cancelled a practice match for the first time to do this
>>33830060>BoastIs there anyone who hasn't heard of us these days? I remember the days when we were a moderately normal class president.
>>33830060>> PoliteGender bent Trude?
>>33830060>PoliteI sure hope Gerhard Pole doesn't try and give us his hard pole
>>33830060> Polite>Gerhard PoleI laughed
>>33830060> PoliteBut... chivalry doesn't exactly have anything to do with treatment of a lady. It's all code of conduct during battle. And the fact that he specifically said that he won't mind her not putting out worries me. I hope I'm overthinking.
>>33830084We are a tank warrior, living on a ship that can be seen from orbit, crushing our way to victory over the world, with an army of valkyries and two, TWO! girlfriends. We are way past normal
>>33830060> Polite>Gerhard PoleWait... what?Don't tell me there's a Kitten and Bernadette male counterpart too?Oh God, the Clara male counterpart!
>>338301121. the system of values (such as loyalty and honor) that knights in the Middle Ages were expected to follow2. an honorable and polite way of behaving especially toward women
Isn't this a long lost cousin or something?The one we kissed on camp or something
>>33830060>Boast>GERHARD POLE? More like Gersoft amirite?>>33830068Yes, good old hard working Trudy gets a break granted by the high powers (us) that guide and control her actions.
>>33830112Chivalry was more than that, it was a code of conduct for knight in general, not just in combat but also in social situations
>>33830146I'm sure Trudy would have recognized him if that as the case
>>33830112If it's the gender bent versions, then we have nothing to worry about.It's probably gender-bent Nancy
> Polite“Gertrude Pool, it’s nice to make your acquaintance, Gerhard. You into tanks?”He shrugs. “Ain’t no professional. I’m more of a Curler myself.” He smiles at you. “Anyway, you got a date?”You smile back at him. “Yeah, more or less.”“Well, so do I!” he chuckles at you, raising a cup of punch to you. “Let’s hope we all enjoy the Ball, right? We only get these days to relax and then its back to booklearning and training.”“Amen to that, Gerhard!” You take a cup of punch and tap it against his. “To relaxation!”You both take a hard drink. Hopefully no one’s spiked it with alcohol or something.> Eat Dinner> Go Dance (With anybody?)> Talk to Someone (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Other
>>33830285>> OtherCHECK MATCH RESULT
>>33830285>Go DanceWith Kitten and Fairless and Clara
>>33830285>> Go Dance (With anybody?)With our datesWith ClaraWith Sealand With Rankin in that order
>>33830285> Eat Dinner> Talk to Someone (Clara)Where is the Cutest?
>>33830285> Check the fucking match out> Go Dance (With anybody?)Let's go dance with our girls
>>33830285>>33830303> OtherARCHIVE THREAD BEFORE WE ALL DIE
>>33830285>“Well, so do I!” >implyingSheeeeeeetttttt so Gerhard has his Puppy and Fairfull date?Go Dance (With Kitten and Fairless)
>>33830350>Fairfullmore like Foulmore
>>33830340ANON I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO SAY THAT I-
>>33830350>Gerhard getting spitroastedIn another world
>>33830060>Gerhard PoleSchteel please. Don't do this to my sides.
>>33830375Foulmore? It does sound more manly... but I just don't like the sound of it.>>33830385Christ sake anon... I did not need that fucking imagery.
>>33830382NOOOOOO ANONA, WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPP-
>>33830285> Talk to Clara (What did you do to Rochelle?)> Go Dance (With Kitten and Fairless)
>>33830385So does that mean, Gender bent Kitten and Fairless have big dicks due to them having big boobs?
Let's hook Trudy/Kitten/Fairless up with Gerhard-tachi.
>>33830130>boy!Mako is my favorite
>>33830543I wish Kitten and Fairless had big dicks to go with their big boobs.
> Go Dance (Kitten and Fairless)You quickly drag Fairless and Kitten to the dance floor. “Come on you two! Let’s go!”“Wait, wait,” Fairless is a bit nervous as you drag her down. “I don’t really dance you know? It’s been a while!”“Come on!” You and Kitten grab her hands and start leading her on. “Just follow our steps.” You step. “One and two and three and four. One and two and three four. Like that!” Your steps are just a simple set of motions, basic.Fairless manages to mess it up so much she lands in Kitten’s arms. The two quickly separate as you laugh at their expense. “Ah, come on, you guys!”Kitten smiles. “Come on, I’ll show you, Bernadette.” She takes Bernadette’s hands. “Like this, follow my lead, alright?” The two begin dancing slowly, the fast dance being taken step by step in basic fashion.> Eat Dinner> Go Dance (With anybody?)> Talk to Someone (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Other
Is there some sort of double standard here?K/T/F garners huge support but if it's male then everyone is disgusted?
>>33830637That's how it works> /u/ good> /y/ bad
>>33830637Yes, because I like boobs, but I don't like dicks. Unless they are on traps.
>>33830636> Watch the two dance while confronting Clara about RochelleWhere is best imouto?!>>33830637Some people would dispute you on B/T/K being hugely popular, but yes, there's a double standard.
>>33830636>> Go Dance (Clara)Where's cutest?
>>33830636Talk to Someone (Clara!)The Cutest! Where is she?>>33830632
>>33830636>Talk to Someone (Clara)What have you done with Sealand, villainous fiend?!
>>33830636>Keep watch on Kitten and Fairless>Dance with Clara and ask about Rochelle
>>33830637This quest is filled by /u/ troopers.Wha do you expect?
>>33830636> Go Dance ( Kitten / Fairless)> Talk to Someone (Kitten / Fairless)>"You guys having fun right?">>33830637Yes anon.But I think we're all just overacting for the fun of it.
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