You blink down at the small, panicking Russian arms dealer. What's gotten into her? You thought the Fourth was the best people to get a hold of when dealing with...well, complex stuff like Tiny Pete. It's not like you called in a car mechanic or something to fix the crippled giant. Why is she so antsy all of a sudden?"Big Sister Murderface...wouldn't understand!" Misaka grunts as she continues to push against Rea's immobile form - and while the Vindicare Squad Leader remains coldly impassive throughout, you can tell she's already sweating at the effort to keep the insistent Russian back. "Tiny Pete is Misaka's best friend, given to Misaka by Big Sister Murderface! Misaka....Misaka won't let the Fourth take Tiny Pete away!"Why would the Fourth take Tiny Pete? He's not theirs to take! You tell her this, placing a placating hand on Misaka's shoulder. Besides, you found him fair and square in your Shield. It's not like you stole Tiny Pete from them, right?...Right?
>>33816105Misaka stops here, looking back up at you with uncertainty flickering in her gaze - before nodding, a look of determined conviction set on her face. "O-of course! Tiny Pete is property of Misaka and Big Sister Murderface! Fair and square!" She turns back to Rea, this time baring her teeth. "If you do not get out of Misaka's way, Misaka will start biting! ONE! TWO--"You finally nod at Rea before your young arms dealer could finish her ominous countdown - and the short Vindicare Rank Leader steps aside with a sigh, allowing the Russian to pass. Misaka lets out a whoop in triumph as she whips past Rea, nearly tripping over her own feet in her rush. And even before she can reach Tiny Pete - the armored giant held up by the heavy-duty scaffolding built around him - the russian is already shouting instructions and rattling off lists at the repair crew, some of them immediately breaking away and moving towards the multitudes of tool racks up on the walls, while others begin their work upon Tiny Pete in earnest.Hnh. Well. You can probably leave Misaka here, she'll be at safe and happy working on repairing your armored giant buddy, at least. No need to worry about Oriko's flunkies getting at her here."I was hoping for an opportunity to study the construct myself," Rea suddenly says beside you, her deadpan monotone not exactly coming across with the wistfulness of her pout. "I suppose that's off the table, now. Pity." She shrugs her narrow shoulders, the blocky blue gun holstered at her side clinking with her movement.How do you react?Looking to build one of your own?Why not ask Misaka to let you see her notes, or...something like that?Ask about Tiny Pete's repairs. How long until he's fully operational again?Other.
>>33816120>>Why not ask Misaka to let you see her notes, or...something like that?
>>33816120>[x]Why not ask Misaka to let you see her notes, or...something like that?
>>33816120>[x]Ask about Tiny Pete's repairs. How long until he's fully operational again?
>>33816120>Looking to build one of your own?>Why not ask Misaka to let you see her notes, or...something like that?
>>33816120>[X]Why not ask Misaka to let you see her notes, or...something like that?
>>33816120>Other.>"I could assing you to....guard Misaka. Closely. That is, if you'd like."
>>33816120>[x]Looking to build one of your own?>[x]I could assign you to....guard Misaka. Closely. That is, if you'd like.
>>33816120[X]Why not ask Misaka to let you see her notes, or...something like that?[X]Other.Rea could work together with Misaka, I'm sure they will get along decently after a few scraps.
>>33816120>[x]Why not ask Misaka to let you see her notes, or...something like that?All you got to do is ask, and convince you're not up to bad things.
>>33816120[X]Looking to build one of your own?[X]Why not ask Misaka to let you see her notes, or...something like that?Unless we want to keep Tiny Petes construction a secret for some reason? Do we?
>>33816120>[X]Looking to build one of your own?
>>33816120>Why not ask Misaka to let you see her notes, or...something like that?Yes. Loli imouto combo.
>>33816120>Other."I don't think anyone could build another Tiny Pete if they tried.You might ask Misaka though. We did salvage an interesting mech from the oil rig."
>>33816120>Why not ask Misaka to let you see her notes, or...something like that?>Ask about Tiny Pete's repairs. How long until he's fully operational again?>Other.You know, I can ask her to let you help her.
>>33816120>Why not ask Misaka to let you see her notes, or...something like that?
>15 minutes since vote is called>not a single post>by anyone...okay, that's just fucking creepy. where did everyone go?
>>33816564>>33816571You guys had to ruin it didn't you.
HA HAWENDY WEDNESDAYS
>>33816564nothign really to debate about.
>>33816564Hopefully we get out of this scene soon because right now this is just a waste of time where nothing is happening.
>>33816564>>33816571Deculture's running a little early for a change, is what I took from it.
>>33816564>>33816571>>33816577>everything quiet.>Decu post.>50 choice replies.>repeat.Is what I was hoping for but it is near impossible to get that far.
>>33816598He only seems to remember Wendy Wednesdays.
>>33816598Who drew this? I don't recognize the usual drawfags in it.
>>33816598And so the constant worst girl spam resumes.
>>33816666Maullarmaullar. He also did this!
>>33816598... I'll be in my bunk.
>>33816598>>Modest chest and huge hipsFucking finally. Down with booby monster Wendy!
>>33816743>that ballgagwhy is it crying?
>>33816756saliva from the mouth, most likely
>>33816756Gag Clancer wanted to be a doctor. She's in a transitional period right now but it just seems impossible some days.
>>33816774I understood that reference!
>>33816820With an ass like that, there's only one thing Wendy can do.shake shake
>>33816145 >>33816152 >>33816178 You look down at your pouting Vindicare Rank Leader, fighting back the strangest compulsion to reach over and pat her head. Which you know isn't going to be received well at all, considering that Rea Ashford is just a couple of years younger than you. Just a lot shorter.If...if she wants to study Tiny Pete, then why doesn't she just ask Misaka for permission? Trade notes, or blueprints, or something like that. That kind of stuff's allowed, isn't it? Even among people who are obviously rad enough to make things like Tiny Pete?Rea nods as she turns back towards the tableau surrounding the armored giant, with Misaka energetically supervising the removal of Tiny Pete's corroded armor plating. "It's allowed. Professional courtesy exists, especially here. And I have tried, Warmaster - many times. On the phone, email, even going so far as to visit her warehouse to try to appeal to her personally." She shakes her head, her own ponytail swaying from side to side with the movement. "Denied on all attempts. Which is understandable, considering that I would do exactly the same if I were in her place."...Exactly the same?Rea nods again, looking up at you once more. "Wouldn't you be protective of something you built with your own two hands, Warmaster? Or at least, gave life to?"Well, you haven't really done anything like that. ...But sure, you kinda get it. Like how a parent's protective of their kid, right? Own flesh and blood, that sort of thing?"In a way." Your Vindicare rank leader nods one final time, before turning to leave. "My duties are done here. I'll be in my own office, Warmaster, if you need me."As you glance towards Rea's departing back, a thought hits you.Maybe you could...?Offer to ask Misaka for permission in Rea's stead. If she's just studying Tiny Pete, then it should be alright.Let her go, and say goodbye to Misaka before leaving as well. You've still got stuff to do, places to be.
>>33816835[x]Offer to ask Misaka for permission in Rea's stead. If she's just studying Tiny Pete, then it should be alright.Offer ice cream and cotton candy as bribes?
>>33816835>[x]Offer to ask Misaka for permission in Rea's stead. If she's just studying Tiny Pete, then it should be alright.Magical Girl Termie Squads!
>>33816835>Offer to ask Misaka for permission in Rea's stead. If she's just studying Tiny Pete, then it should be alright.
>>33816835>[x]Let her go, and say goodbye to Misaka before leaving as well. You've still got stuff to do, places to be.
>>33816835>[x]Offer to ask Misaka for permission in Rea's stead. If she's just studying Tiny Pete, then it should be alright.Obvious choice is obvious.
>>33816835[x]Let her go, and say goodbye to Misaka before leaving as well. You've still got stuff to do, places to be.
>>33816835[X]Offer to ask Misaka for permission in Rea's stead. If she's just studying Tiny Pete, then it should be alright.Misaka doesn't have to show -everything- if she doesn't want to and there is no harm in asking, right?
>>33816835>[x]Let her go, and say goodbye to Misaka before leaving as well. You've still got stuff to do, places to be.Plot progression please.
>>33816835>Offer to ask Misaka for permission in Rea's stead. If she's just studying Tiny Pete, then it should be alright.Rea is a good girl.
>>33816835[X] Let her go, and say goodbye to Misaka before leaving as well. You've still got stuff to do, places to be.I feel like this is a bad idea, but since she's already hosted the repairs I don't know what damage she can do. Maybe install an override?
>>33816835>Offer to ask Misaka for permission in Rea's stead. If she's just studying Tiny Pete, then it should be alright.kop tek
>>33816835>[X]Offer to ask Misaka for permission in Rea's stead. If she's just studying Tiny Pete, then it should be alright.
>>33816835>Let her go, and say goodbye to Misaka before leaving as well. You've still got stuff to do, places to be.MGNQ, help. It's spreading. We can't contain the NECO.
>>33816835>[X]Offer to ask Misaka for permission in Rea's stead. If she's just studying Tiny Pete, then it should be alright
>>33816692>>33816598Lets not forget the OFFICIAL WENDY WEDNESDAY THEME! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-o9gf_soFBM
>>33816835[X]Let her go, and say goodbye to Misaka before leaving as well. You've still got stuff to do, places to be.Misaka obviously feels strongly about this.
>>33816835>Let her go, and say goodbye to Misaka before leaving as well. You've still got stuff to do, places to be.Misaka doesn't want to give it away. I see no reason to interfere.
>>33816835 >Offer to ask Misaka for permission in Rea's stead. If she's just studying Tiny Pete, then it should be alright.
>>33816740Sing it, brother.
>>33816835>[x]Offer to ask Misaka for permission in Rea's stead. If she's just studying Tiny Pete, then it should be alright.
>>33816835[X] Ask permission from Misaka in Rea's stead.Imouto Cooperation!
>>33816835>Offer to ask Misaka for permission in Rea's stead. If she's just studying Tiny Pete, then it should be alright.Maybe we can make her day
>>33816835>Let her go, and say goodbye to Misaka before leaving as well. You've still got stuff to do, places to be.
>>33816835>[x]Offer to ask Misaka for permission in Rea's stead. If she's just studying Tiny Pete, then it should be alright.Hopefully not too late for the vote.
>>33816835>uld...?>>[X]Offer to ask Misaka for permission in Rea's stead. If she's just studying Tiny Pete, then it should be alright.
>>33816918>MGNQ, help. It's spreading.You have no idea.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Midori_%28operating_system%29This is presumably "Windows 9".
Loli imouto combi is go
Rolled 19>>33816820>Gag Clancer wanted to be a doctor. She's in a transitional period right now but it just seems impossible some days.I didn't…
Rolled 5>>33816835>[x]Offer to ask Misaka for permission in Rea's stead. If she's just studying Tiny Pete, then it should be alright.
>>33817164>mental image of Jaeger piloted by the two
>>33817131Deculture, what have you dooooone?With which demons/Mephistopheles did you sign a contract with?Steve Balmer?!
Would be nice to see Misaka get along with more people, not just because she is a weapon tech genius and they want her to make stuff/join them.
Man, thread is pretty quiet today.
Stuck in meeting hell. Did more art but can't post it. Send help.
>>33817856Will send help for art.
>>33817805No complaint from me. Most of the "discussion" that takes part is retarded.>"Hurr durr, did it te be interestin!">>33817856So cute.
>>33817879Also waifu wars. But we already know who's the best.
>>33817805Personally I'd rather have things be retarded but lively than worry that the thread's dead in the water, but eh.
>>33817805Monitoring thread while working on stuff.>>33817856Great as always, Hat
>>33817805We can discuss again the merits of best girl
>>33817897I don't disagree
Is Tiny Pete awake? Also he's not a construct, he's the officio MVP and has a name. As much as I want to tell this officer off, we did just march in and piss all over her bday present. We should get both in a room and hash it out. Our lil sis is being selfish but the tech shouldn't be throwing a tantrum.
>>33817903Et tu, Larro?
Rolled 15>>33817902You are too cool>>33817903I like it better when her merits are smaller, like this
>>33817805We can change that pretty quickly.First you think of your favourite MGNQ-Waifu.Are you imagining her? Good!Your waifu is shit and so is you taste!
>>33817903She can fit three whole baconators in her mouth at the same time.
>>33817899I prefer quiet to retarded myself. Back to paying attention. Someone post the rest please. Bye
>>33817922Man, Misaka's Russian, she's not throwing a tantrum, that's how they normally are.
>>33817941But anon, you are my waifu.
>>33817947I still love this imagebecause it's true
>>33817947I hope I did it right
>>33817965The stated opinion stands.>>33817941Where is this from?
>>33817947And then Chiaki stood staring at Midori's Midori's instead, using her patented Officio WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDEFAAAAAAAACE to block Line of sight.
>>33817903>best girlBut that's Wendy?
Threadly reminder that Mami set us up to be killed by Kirlia by warning her we were coming, is judged an untrustworthy danger by whoever left our recordings, has lied to us and gotten our equerry and best friend to do the same, has an army a magical girls ready to kill or die for her, is rated a massive threat by our axe, controls what paperwork crosses our desk, and supplies enough of our food supply that she is potentially drugging us into trusting her irrationally (and she's feeding QB the same stuff). Christ, we apologized to her after she confessed to tipping off Kirlia. And she's not naive enough to think that bitch would do anything other than stab us. And we refer to her as "our blonde victory goddess". Whatever she's spiked our damn whiskey and pancakes with is some good shit.
>>33816850 >>33816852 >>33816856 >>33816870You blink at Rea's retreating back, then at Misaka - before stepping forward and then grabbing the departing Vindicare Rank Leader's hand, in an attempt to stop her from leaving. It works - well, not as if it wasn't easy to do, with the short blonde feeling just a bit more noodlier than you, her small frame stiffening as you grasp her even smaller gloved hand in yours.Rea tries to pull away, once, twice - halfhearted attempts to get free that she quickly gives up on the third, instead looking up at you with another pout. This one of seemingly dismayed surprise."Warmaster?" She starts to ask, looking down at your hand and then back up to your face again. A certain something shining in her eyes behind her glasses.It's here that you offer to intercede in her behalf. If she's just going to study Tiny Pete, then it should be alright, isn't it? You'll ask Misaka for her. You don't know if they've got some sort of rivalry or competition going on, but if you're the one asking, then Misaka may be a bit more amenable to Rea studying the Terminator."I...I'm not sure, Warmaster." Despite her expression remaining completely the same as it had always been, you could easily discern that she's somewhat embarrassed by your offer. This of course is helped by her cheeks tinting a faint pink. "...It would be an immense favor, but I do not wish to impose--"You cut off her quiet protests by pulling her along with you as you walk back towards Misaka. ...Christ, are all Vindicares supposed to be this noodly? It feels like you're dragging along a small child, instead of a professional Magical Girl that specializes in long-range assassinations. She even feels lighter than your arms dealer, for fuck's sake.[1/2]
>>33817923Not sure about larro's personal taste.I commed that from him for thread 200
Rolled 5>>33817973Which part, the ogling, or the gross part?
>>33817897All hail Pinky
>>33818011Depends on who you ask!
>>33818006"Big Sister Murderface?" Misaka blinks up at you as you approach her. "Ah, Misaka will be okay here, do not worry! Much work has to be done with Tiny Pete, and Misaka promises not to venture out without escort, if Big Sister Murderface was worried about that! Misaka--" She stops as she realizes just who you're holding by the hand, now. Her cheerful expression turning into one of supreme distaste. "EH?! Big Sister Murderface...!"You quickly explain the situation, before things get too out of hand. By the time you finish, the frown hasn't quite removed itself from Misaka's face, her arms crossed over her chest. Rea, meanwhile, seems to be getting comfortable with you holding her hand - in fact, she's holding yours now, instead of you grasping her fingers."W-well, Misaka will allow study of Tiny Pete, but..." Misaka narrows her eyes at Rea, before looking back up at you again. "...but only because Big Sister Murderface asked! That is only reason!" It's here that she moves forward, pulling your hand free from Rea's grip, before prodding the Vindicare Rank Leader on the chest with a finger. "And Misaka will check your notes personally after, okay?! Is non-negotiable!""Understood." Rea nods. "That will not be a problem.""Nnn...and Big Sister Murderface owes Misaka another favor! Big Sister Murderface better not forget!" Misaka points up at you, before moving back into the throng of repair staff, throwing herself back into Tiny Pete's repairs. Rea makes to follow her into the organized chaos, a notepad and pen already in her hands. She turns back to you, still blushing - and it's here that she nods in thanks before finally stepping into the crowd.[ + 100 Rea Points! ]Well. You've settled that, at least.What do you do now?Go back to your office, resume role as a watch-wearing dildo.Drop in unexpectedly on one of your retinue.Check in with Kyuubey. Maybe the mutant cat's got something new with the Prophet, or what.
>>33818026[X]Check in with Kyuubey. Maybe the mutant cat's got something new with the Prophet, or what.Lets go harass QB!
>>33818026>[x]Go back to your office, resume role as a watch-wearing dildo.
Rolled 6>>33817982Looks like Puchim@s
>>33818026>[X]Go back to your office, resume role as a watch-wearing dildo.It's still waiting for us. If koobs had anything for us to do, he'd tell us.
>>33818026>Go back to your office, resume role as a watch-wearing dildo.Back to slay the paperwork
>>33818026>Go back to your office, resume role as a watch-wearing dildo.I somehow get the feeling that the paperwork is actually important for some reason.
>>33818026[x]Go back to your office, resume role as a watch-wearing dildo.[x] Update our Journal that we owe Misaka something for letting Rhea examine Tiny Pete.The more we update our Journal, the easier it'll be to search for promises we've made later.
>>33817994>>33818026> [X] Drop in unexpectedly on Mami[Shadowruns Intensify]
>>33818026[X]Go back to your office, resume role as a watch-wearing dildo.5 stacks have since been added to the work.
>>33818026>[x]Go back to your office, resume role as a watch-wearing dildo.Because plot advance.
>>33818026>>Go back to your office, resume role as a watch-wearing dildo.Maximum dildo.
>>33818026[x]Drop in unexpectedly on one of your retinue.Who haven't we seen in a while. Chiaki was the Dildo Emperor once. And once was enough.
>>33818026> [ x ]Check in with Kyuubey. Maybe the mutant cat's got something new with the Prophet, or what.
>>33818026>[x]Go back to your office, resume role as a watch-wearing dildoIIRC there's still certain fancy envelope from the 2nd we should check.
>>33818026>Rea, meanwhile, seems to be getting comfortable with you holding her hand - in fact, she's holding yours now, instead of you grasping her fingers.My heart
Rolled 12>>33818026>[x]Go back to your office, resume role as a watch-wearing dildo.Gotta uphold our title as Dildo Emperor
>>33818026>>[x]Go back to your office, resume role as a watch-wearing dildo.
Rolled 1>>33818076>>33818026Adding>[x] Update our Journal that we owe Misaka something for letting Rhea examine Tiny Pete.To my vote
>>33818108Right forgot that. It might be important. Changing my harass QB vote to:[x]Go back to your office, resume role as a watch-wearing dildoAlso, lets update our journal too. Thats a good idea.[x]Update our Journal that we owe Misaka something for letting Rhea examine Tiny Pete.
>>33818026>[X]Go back to your office, resume role as a watch-wearing dildo.
>>33818026>[X]Check in with Kyuubey. Maybe the mutant cat's got something new with the Prophet, or what.
>>33818026Adding Anons >>33818140 suggestion of updating our Journal to my vote earlier
>>33818026>[X]Go back to your office, resume role as a watch-wearing dildo.Finish this, then QB.
>>33818110The harem...IT BEGINS! 5$ this time loop is the one where we make the most people happy and fill their hearts with love and joy, only to have each one rent to shreds before our very eyes, each screaming our names in desperation, fear and then finally ending on despair. Pinky has such a party planned for us.
>>33818026>Go back to your office, resume role as a watch-wearing dildo.Work to do
>>33818188Nah.Its the hatWe didn't keep it on when we bedded the titty monster
Go to the communications room and call Kharn. We should fill her and Souji in about recent events regarding Misaka, among other things.
>>33817994REMOVE MAMIREMOVE MAMI
>>33818204"Do you want the hat on or off?""Off please...""Too bad"
Why is Mami such a hypocrite?
>>33818204Pic to be related?
>>33818232Because its part of Malal's plan.
Mami's mammies are F-cups full of FUCKING BETRAYAL
>>33818026>[x]Go back to your office, resume role as a watch-wearing dildo.>[x]Take the scenic route so you can get a quick about peek how Midori is doing as an Instructor
>>33817994I've been hating her for a long while but I am always left alone in my hate whenever it matters.
Rolled 12>>33818213Eat a dick, anon. Mami is pure, and only has our best interests at heart
>>33818026Mumi naysayers pls goHave faith in Mumi and Mumi will lead you
>>33818188And then she holds our hand, all the while with a shit-eating grin over her royal wideness's face.
I wonder if the shoe has dropped for heartcatch, exactly what those letters that we wanted delivered were.
>>33818280I too enjoy pancakes!
>>33817986Resuming the posting of Hat-chan's work.
>>3381830311/10 would Midori Monday
>>33818284REMOVE MAMI FROM PREMISES! You are worst Meguka! We Never forgeve you. Pinky will come get you ahahahaha! You are poor stink Meguka and live in sin with cat-alien!
>>33818317And finally, in-progress picture of Madge. Who is showing up after the thread ends.
>>33818188>Screaming our name in desperation
>>33818305>Midori MondayThis must be a thing.
>>33818265I hate her too, but then again, I hate Pinky and Wendy too.
>>33818288Pinky is love! Pinky is life! Down with the false prophet Malal! Down with liar Kuubey! Down with fat waifu Wendy!
>>33818341Hat is the main Midori artist and every day is Midori Monday for Hat~
>>33818360Draw the hat!
>>33818280Reading sealed officio communications, then warning our psychotic retirement target we were coming?Yeah, that was sure in our best interests.
>>33818026Rea a so cute. Misaka a super cute. Why are imoutos so best, my heart's gonna explode.
>>33818341Suggestion wasStrauss SundayMidori MondayTomoe TuesdayWendy WednesdayHeather ThursdayFaust FridaySayaka SaturdayIt's always Wendy Wednesday for Deculture.
>>33818377Was getting Chiaki killed part of her plan?
>>33818395It would have been for the best. Chiaki is terrible.
>>33818391>Faust Fridayi need this in my life
>>33818377Mami is death! Pancakes are a lie! The only way to truth is though the Mad Lady's sharp teeth. Render yourself to her darkness and prepare to face to bloodshed! The flesh of fallen angels has never tasted so sweet!
>>33818391What's about Based bro Kyouko?>Sakura Sunday
Rolled 17>>33818377She didn't want us to have more blood on our hands. Is that really a bad thing?
>>33818420>>33818424Much, MUCH better
>>33818335Looks a bit like slUttena.
>>33818420>>33818424Sayaka may not be olev, but I think I can safely rank her as "bro" in this timeline.
>>33818424This needs to replace strauss
>>33818411That wasn't a complaint, I'd love to see other people draw Midori.
>>33818424Do both and call it Sapphic Saturday
>>33818284We all know -something- is going to happen involving Mami, I would be very happy if we can get through it without being forced to kill her. Her ribbons tie together so much of the MG world, taking that away so suddenly will mess things up royally, thus making our job a lot harder.
>>33818424Every day is also Kyoko day.
Rolled 2>>33818424Every day is Kyouko Day!
>>33818391>It's always Wendy Wednesday for Deculture.Such is life on the Moon.
>>33818443I honestly don't mind the taste of blueberries.
>>33818451Turn Mami into a golden fork that we will eat pancakes made of all her friends with.
>>33818451Plus you know, the fact that 99.9% of Magical Girls would probably want us dead if we killed her.
>>33818448I support this idea.
>>33818446But Strauss is one dapper bitch!>>33818447I meant that I'm not complaining.
>>33818451If we trust her the only thing her ribbons will tie will be our noose. She is the greatest menace.
>>33818448>Sapphic SaturdayFollowed by Sloppy seconds Sunday?
Why don't we just put Sayaka/Kyoko on the same day by calling it sakura viewing saturday?
>>33818505No, Midori already has a day. So does Wendy.
>>33818475It was an accident and she will be dearly missed by all. implying kyubs isn't planning on having her executed the moment he runs Low on grief seeds
>>33818512you guys are shadowrunning way too hard
>>33818475This is why we drag our feet on taking out Oriko until she follows through on her threat to Mami. Then we go after her nutso cult with the force of the anger of half the world's magical girls behind us.Make plans. Plans work.>>33818431Ironically enough, her complete lack of trust in us led to our attempt to talk Kirlia down falling through.
>>33818472Good to know.
>>33818505Sunday is scarf-down Sunday for all the fat-fetish fatties like Mami, Midori and Wendy
>>33818510That's good. I like you.
>>33818527That's what you think. But when Mami shows her true colours you'll be the one crying. You can prevent this.
>>33818527>implying MGNQ isn't one big shadow run failure crates by Malal
>>33818534...we need to get Kyoko a box of these for christmas.
>>33818531I think you're hoping a bit too much that Oriko can take down Mami. She probably has somebody inside ready to kill her at her word, she just isn't because reasons.
>>33818568But why? She uses a superior product called Butler outfits
>>33818557definately need to look in on Yuma and Haruka.Kinda owe them for the Misaka save
>>33817902How did you cast that shield?Any pic you're using for reference ?
>>33818568And a frilly debutante's dress in Sayaka's size so Kyoko has a reason to wear the butler suit.BEST CHRISTMAS EVER!
>>33818503Some trust is fine, blind trust is dangerous. Chiaki needs to put some distance between her and Mami.No, I'm not saying we should station her in Siberia.
>>33818568More like a box of blueberry flavored deodorant for her armpit fetish
>>33818527Honestly, I caught up with a marathon read of the archives around the time Yuma the Mind Sculptor happened, and Mami consistently lies to us, goes behind our back, and is generally hilariously untrustworthy - then she feeds us pancakes and does a couple of nice things, and we think she's our "blonde victory goddess".It's frustrating that the only thing we've called her out on (telling us Wendy was dead) is her most defensible action.
>>33818613I didn't even think of that. Great idea, anon! We can arrange for an avalanche after that.
>>33818577I would ask where the fuck is she, but she's probably watching us in the shadows, one hand at her crotch the other with a spoon to eat ice cream.
>>33818616> find Mami, lift her arm, lick armpit and say " this... This is the taste of a liar "
>>33818643I'm sort of -into- this, nya.>>33818644This too.
Rolled 14>>33818577Enishi should have her own day
>>33818618See, we know that, but for Chiaki, Mami is the only one who gave a shit about her for the longest time. She also doesn't know exactly what she did to make Wendy stop coming or the fact that she has a golden weapon. So, we know she made a bad call with Kirika and she doesn't tell us everything IC, but not enough for us to start breaking away for a logical reason.
>>33818613>Chiaki needs to put some distance between her and Mami.Chiaki has virtually no reason to do this.
>>33818663>I'm sort of -into- this, nya.You mean you're usually doing the same?
>>33818663Thread poll timeDoes NECO shit in a litter box?> yes> hell yes> I'll be her litter box anytime
>>33818446Second.>>33818497Strauss is terrible.
>>33818687>she doesn't know what she did to make Wendy stop comingPretty sure she still masturbates to her constantly.
>>33818691Nah, I'm on a diet.
>>33818586It's our best option, since Chiaki won't take direct action against Mami right now. Dec's never going to give us that option until the dramatically appropriate "hory sheeit beetrahyal!" moment.This is the closest we, as players, can get right now to accomplishing our goal of eliminating traitors, schemers, and liars.We aren't Kharn, we don't have a Malal. We've gotta be our own Malal.
>>33818687>>33818689Although... between the diary entry and how Chiaki is suddenly noticing things about Mami that she wouldn't before, it's possible that her eyes are being opened to how manipulative Mami actually is. But it might be some time before Chiaki distrusts her as much as the diary entries did.
>>33818725Yeah that's glasses mc dildo of the three stooges
>>33818717Chances are that Wendy's pent-up frustration alone could postpone heat-death of the universe by another thousand years...
>>33818722Right, so one hand downstairs, the other on the camera....
>>33818708> yes> Hell yes>I'll be her litter box anytime>[x] NECO is a litter box
>>33818725Well, then you're also implying Decu would let us procrastinate long enough to let that happen. Plus, we have guards on her all the time and she can kick epic ass by herself. >>33818741Mami would basically need to kill Kyoko or Midori in front of Chiaki in cold blood before she would stop trusting her.
>>33818601Recast it using epoxy putty, in this case Milliput.Found a recasting guide on google.
>>33818708> I'll be her litter box anytime
>>33818779>Mami would basically need to kill Kyoko or Midori in front of Chiaki in cold blood before she would stop trusting her.I like how Sayaka isn't no that list.
>>33818804I say that because while we get along with Sayaka, we actually like Kyoko and Midori. It'd probably work with Sayaka as well, but if Mami came up with a really good reason it likely wouldn't invoke the instant blind hate the other two would.
>>33818741>>33818687>>33818618>that one stupid motherfucker who thinks its a good idea to spell out to Mumi that we don't trust her>Someone who officially always had our back, would go the extra mile for us and is know as our biggest supporter>Someone who is also super popular to most magical girls who know of her
Rolled 5>>33818708>[x]NECO shits on your pillow
Do you guys remember that the diary entry about Mami said besides not to blindly trust Mami that she would also be our greatest asset if she was on our side for certain? You want to kill her off and throw that away.I propose we make sure she will be ours by beating her in her own game. I propose we become Mami to Mami
>>33818857I don't think any of us actually said that. If it was implied I didn't mean it. You're right, we have almost literally no reason to distrust her besides "Random journal entry" and "I wanted you to not kill a fellow officio member".
>>33818391Can we replace Sunday and Thursday with people that actually matter, like Chiaki and Kyoko?
>>33818857>Implying that someone effectively having their own personal faction/network makes them more trustworthy.Let's at least do some digging. Hell, let's do digging on everyone we trust. I don't think there's ever been a point in this story when we were too paranoid.
Rolled 17>>33818881ImpossibleBut I am all for seducing the Mami
>>33818881>become Mami to MamiI like this idea and have absolutely no idea how it can possibly be done.
>>33818663We know you do this too. You should just hook up and shlick to Chiaki together. Maybe help each other out. Maybe while holding hands.>>33818715You're a terrible.
>>33818857>implying only one person>"offically" have our back>able to plunge the literal bullet into our spine at her leisure>ETA:soonI just hope Decu isn't going to railroad us into not being able to act on the increasing list of reasons we shouldn't trust Mami. We need to talk to dildoes soon about Mami. Read: Now
Why is there 120+ posts about how were not metagaming hard enough?
>>33818977We are on /tg/, did you expect healthy roleplaying habits?
>>33818977Shut up nerd it's NECO litter time
All this talk has made me pretty excited about the eventual 'finale' confrontation between Chiaki and Mami.>>33818977We have something to talk/shadowrun about, it was bound to happen.
>>33818954Give the Dildoes full control.
>>33818961This Anon knows what's up. Momi is dangerous.
>>33818977>Metagaming>>33817994What's in here that we don't know in character? Maybe QB eating pancakes, sure.
>>33818977Because earlier anon hexed this thread by complaining that its too quiet.
Rolled 8>>33818918Every day is Kyouko Day, but she's our bro, so she'll totally share with Chiaki
>>33819010>healthy roleplaying habitsWhat does this entail?
>>33819025Pretty sure we don't actually know she has an army besides the fact that we know everybody loves the everloving shit out of her.
>>33818954We make her Murdersalad?But seriously though, do what she did. Be a huge watch wearing dildo, be concerned about her mental and physical health. Help her in small, but practical ways. Treat her with sweets.
How slutty is Mami? How many people has she slept with? Hundreds? Thousands?
>>33819084Also, make sure that you are doing it out of kindness and shit and are not interested in her as a significant other.
>>33819098Immeasurable amounts of both genders.
>>33817980>>33818135Yes, an anon a few months back requested Midori doing Giorno's pose. This is just a sketch, but I'll clean it up eventually. >>33818360Midori is just plain fun to draw. >>33818447I miss Midori's art of Midori
>>33819098Silly anon! You're not even considering how many girls she has hooked and friendzoned that don't even realize it or are too nice to do anything about it.
>>33819098Apparently not even Kharn got a piece. Mami makes other people sleep around for her.
>>33819098What happens in the cabin, stays in the cabin.
>>33819065Diary entry 7, unlocked under "TOMOE":>You love her, don't you? It's alright. Everyone loves her. She makes sure of it. There's nobody in the magical girl business more connected than Tomoe Mami - she's got friends in every Officio. >More than that, she has people that would kill for her, maybe even die for her for nothing more than a smile and a pat on the head. Not just rank and file, either - Warmasters have fallen in love with Tomoe Mami. Special forces. Cannibals and murderers, heroes and psychopaths. If Mami died, the entire magical world would grieve, and then it would hunt.>You're one of them. There's no shame in it. She's a mother figure for a lot of people, and a lover for a lot of others. Someone that always knows what carrot to use and when, and how to use the stick after she pulls the ribbons out.>I don't trust her. Nobody should command that much power. But if you're on her side - no, of course you're on her side. If she's on your side, and you know that for certain, she's probably the most valuable asset you could have. Just be careful. Watch your back. Don't let her smile fool you. She's a killer, just like any other magical girl that's been around for as long as she has.>Maybe worse.Sounds like an army, or at least a personal faction to me. [Spoiler]TFW there's canon material that sounds more paranoid the this thread's shadowruns.[/Spoiler]
>>33819098Malal said that she a lover to many.
>>33819137Too bad. She only draws Annie and Nicole now.I'll...hmm. I have some ideas on how to get more Green Green Magica and thus more Midori Midoris, though.
Rolled 8>>33819137>I miss Midori's art of MidoriWe all do
>>33819155OMG! YOU ARE RIGHT! WE TOTALLY SHOULD TRUST THE DIARY AND FUCK OVER THAT ONE PERSON WHO HAS BEEN THERE FOR CHIAKI BASED ON A HUNCH!
>>33819155Depends on how you read that but yeah, you're mostly right. But Chiaki would (In my opinion of course) read that more like everybody would do Mami a favor than "Oh holy shit if Mami wanted to take over the world the First Officio might actually need to deploy everybody"
>people afraid of Mami>nobody cares about us betraying our promise to not use the deagle>nobody planning what to do when, not if, that can of worms is openedConfess : You just personally hate Mami, don't you?
>>33819204MIDF please go. Malal is our true saviour who has nothing but Chiaki's best interests at heart. Mami is a despicable faker.
>>33818781I meant a reference picture of the broken shield sorry.It looks great!
>>33819204>>33819208>>33819155Not like it matters. Chiaki would never betray Mami. At least, unless Mami betrays her first.
>>33819241Was that entry written by Malal, though?
>>33819241MIDF please go. Midori is our true saviour who has nothing but Chiaki's best interests at heart. Malal is a despicable faker.
>>33819253Very true. I just hope Decu pulls off whatever he has in mind with Mami well and it doesn't cause a massive shit-fit between the players.Not that I'm holding my breath or anything...
>>33819262It was written by Mami
>>33819157English is not my native but I'm pretty sure "a lover" could mean "person they're in love with" rather than "person they fuck" (or both, ofc).
Rolled 19>>33819228What we need to do is max out our SL with the DEagle, and then be in four places at the same time, and then treat Pinky to a Homu massage
>>33819155You sound like a typical THATGUY.You found out about something, so now you will move heaven and hell so your character has the same opinion and knowledge on something you realized on a metalevel.Fuck off pls.
>>33819253Consider this: Decu has always referred to Chiaki's paranoia and how "you can't be too careful" whenever we choose the full shadowruns option after, for example, we hear a strange noise through a door and we pull out our pistol. It isn't so out of character for us to be paranoid about people we regularly interact with. We should be wondering whether they've been taken over by someone else's soul gem or are aliens wearing their skin.
>>33819241>mami is a despicable fakerShit nigga, do you want to get lynched?I do admit that Malal is our true saviour and that information from her needs to be investigated to some degree
>>33819283It could mean either, yes.>>33819280What DOESN'T cause a shitfit between the players?
>>33819311Err....eating pancakes.Saving Misaka?Tiny Pete is awesome?
>>33819228>>nobody cares about us betraying our promise to not use the deagle>>nobody planning what to do when, not if, that can of worms is openedAlso dragging others to the Times Stop. The next visit to Pinky is gonna be interesting. Even more so than they usually are.
>>33819320You'd be surprised how many anons hate Wendy.
>>33819283Surely that would be 'beloved by many', lover has some pretty specific connotations.
>>33819273MIDF please go. Wait, this is getting a little bit confusing...
>>33819204Perhaps we should simply stop treating them as an utterly loyal and trustworthy paragon?>>33819253Honestly, that's so true that it's why I included "pancakes are laced with drugs" in my original post.>>33819280On a completely meta level, I'm slightly irritated about it, because if Mami does betray us "the clues were there all along, and you were such numbskulls you didn't see it until she started gloating and twirling her moustache", when the fact of the matter is that we haven;t really had a chance to try to pre-empt or subvert such a betrayal. I just don't want to get into that all-too-common situation where the viewer/player knows that a betrayal is going to happen, but the MC doesn't have a clue.
>>33819250Oh, well I used one of Decu's sketches back from the first MGNQ thread.And thanks!
Rolled 17>>33819311Wanting to be hella lewd
>>33819280>doesn't cause a massive shit-fit between the players.Thanks, Anon, today has been rough, I needed that laugh.
>>33819339I'm assuming that will be equal to the amount of anons that hate Midori
>>33819332Pancakes are habit-forming and are used by Mami to dampen our suspicions.
>>33819339That's all just one very vocal samefag.
>>33819228That is because we can not do anything about it. We promised and we did not keep to it. We can not really plan anything for the backslash of that. We don't even know what she will do, we have no idea what she will do. We'll just have to deal with it whne it comes.
>>33819365I think that as long as Chiaki continues to dance to Mami's tune, even at least most of the time, we'll be much more useful to her alive than dead. Unless of course Decu has something crazy planned, but we can't plan for that ahead of time besides random guessing.
>>33819411No it isn't. Wendy a shit
>>33819421Yeah, we could just try to hide it like a little bitch. OR we could apologize to her first before she even brings it up. It's going to suck, but it'll suck less than if she calls us out on it.
>>33819149Wait a second that selection of toys...
>>33818402>Chiaki is terribleYou take that back
>>33819454It was just a joke HatDon't unleash your hot blood on me please nya
>mfw reading the yuma flashbackyou guys really hate her dont you?
>>33819506SAY IT WITH ME ANONSYUMA DID NOTHING WRONG
>>33819506Yuma did nothing wrong anonTfw I wasn't even part of that thread, you guys fucked up
>>33819506I love Yuma. She is a good girl.
>>33819294...I'm sorry, I thought our character was a jaded and paranoid alcoholic who shot people's kneecaps first and asked questions later? Who has resolved multiple situations successfully by applying paranoia and violence in equally heaping measures?Are you only reading the idol waifu scenes or something?
>>33819506Delete this please.Don't bring it up...
>>33819296Chiaki told Risa for even considering the possibility of taking down Mami. Chiaki is absolutely loyal to her and it will take much more than paranoia to destroy that loyalty.
>>33819506I couldnt even read it.It was so painful.
>>33819521yuma did nothing wrong
>>33819521YUMA DID NOTHING WRONG
>>33819506I wasn't even there for the vote, but I enjoyed the wild ride.
if we're really really fucking paranoid why aren't we constantly checking for a callidus barrier
>>33819431Honestly, I'd be happy if she just let us in on the grand plan.Because we're just winging it here, and it would be nice to know that the grand plans aren't getting in each other's way.
>>33819506Yuma's my favorite Planeswalker
>>33819579One can only shadowrun so hard anon
>>33818045 >>33818052 >>33818060 >>33818061You make your way back to your own office, leaving behind a happily-busy arms dealer and an even happier Vindicare Rank Leader. It's to note here that before you left, Tiny Pete himself raised a half-melted fist in your direction, making a few of the repair staff scatter in surprise - and you returned the gesture with one of your own.What a guy, that Tiny Pete. If only he'd been around a handful of years earlier - you could've ridden him to school, like a big spiky pal.Wistful memories of times you don't even remember aside, you heave a sigh as you plant your ass back into your seat, behind your desk. The paperwork that you'd left annoyingly still there. Completely and insultingly devoid of the common decency of destroying itself before you got back. Another sigh - and another cigarette lit and stuck between your lips - and you dive headfirst into the remaining piles of paperwork, taking care to read each one before signing the required line and crunching your stamp down on top of it. It's as dry and as boring as you thought it'd be - if not more. It takes you the better part of the morning to go through them all, and by the time you've signed the last line and stamped the last stamp on the last document that you couldn't help but slump forward on your desk. Feeling as if you've just sparred ten rounds in a handicap match against Kharn and Sayaka. ...Yes, that sounds like an outrageous exagerration, but that's how you feel.Who knew being such a watch-wearing dildo was THIS exhausting?The gilded envelope with the pressed golden leaf and the logo of the Second, predictably enough, is an exact copy of the one you had to deal with previously. Same message to Sakura Kyoko, with the same privately-written note addressed to you, the Warmaster of the Ninth. The same veiled appeal to one's sense of gratitude, wrapped up in an amiable request for help. [1/2]
>>33819556That's wonderfully derpy. Are there more?
>>33819579We've checked it twice today already. Its not even lunch time yet.
>>33819541Why are words randomly disappearing from my posts?*Chiaki told Risa to go fuck herself for
>>33819506Why? Why didn't you stop it? Did I do something wrong? Wasn't I your most precious friend? Why... why didn't you help me? Why... ?
>>33819600>What a guy, that Tiny Pete. If only he'd been around a handful of years earlier - you could've ridden him to school, like a big spiky pal.yessssssssssssss
>>33819521Y̫̫͜u̲͇͟m̸͉̦̜̭a͙̱͖̥̖̲̳ ̫̟̝ͅd͞i͚d n͍o̶̗t̫̫͖͙̯h͓̭̺͓͙ͅi̶͓̥̦n̢̠̦̼͙g̩̞̣̻̟͓͍ ̧̯͙͓̤̱͖̠w̷̻̙̩͓͕r̲̙̫̤̀o̵̺͖̤̻̯̹n̴̗g̞͡.͎̫̝̲̫̥͝
>>33819600For camaraderie among Officios that suffered during the last Walpurgisnacht....Well, you already have the response to that. You pull the lowermost drawer on your desk, and drop the gilded letter there before pushing the drawer close with a heeled foot. Normally you'd have shredded it, but...well, maybe you're not that stupid as to deliberately piss another Officio off that's only asking for help. Maybe just piss them off slightly.You glance towards the wall clock. Just an hour before lunch. ...How time flies when you're dying a slow, pointless death on your desk.Just as you make to get out of your chair to stretch - feeling various parts of your frame ache at having to sit still for so long - it's here that someone knocks on your office door. Second time for the day, that."Warmaster?" It's Mami, her voice warm, immediately recognizable, and immediately making the pain in your back and joints disappear. "There's someone here to see you personally. Can we come in?"She needs to ask? You find yourself smiling again, before calling out to the affirmative. Making sure to hide your full ashtray in another empty desk drawer and arranging your finished paperwork in neater, more organized piles.The door to your office opens smoothly, and there, in front of Mami, clutching what appears to be a manila folder in her hand and looking as if she'd rather be anywhere BUT in your office right now - is Wendy Cooldown. ...Well. This is a surprise."Sorry for our intrusion, Chiaki-san," Mami sheepishly apologizes as she gently pushes Wendy into your office with one hand, while carefully closing the door behind her with her other. "I really didn't want to interrupt you while you were busy, but we had planned to breach this topic during the meeting earlier, until, well..." She shrugs, helplessly.Until Oriko decided to be a dildo about things, yeah. You were there.[2/3]
>>33819506Where were you? It hurt so much. I'm so scared. Where are you? Please... please help me...! Ma.. Mado....!!
>>33819600>What a guy, that Tiny Pete. If only he'd been around a handful of years earlier - you could've ridden him to school, like a big spiky pal.Drawfriends pleaseI need to see this happen
>>33819632"...Yes, that. Wendy, go ahead and sit down right there, one of the chairs in front of Chiaki-san's desk." Wendy's sullenly silent as always, and while you were expecting her to snap at something, she merely obeys Mami to the letter - stopping briefly at a certain spot, glancing down at the carpet, before slowly stepping around it. Avoiding that same spot, which you remember is where Erika had started bleeding after you'd shot her kneecap out."How are you handling the paperwork, by the way?" Mami smiles at you as she herself sits down on the other chair placed in front of your desk - as you sit down on yours behind the massive piece of mahogany power furniture. "I increased the amount to about ten percent of the paperwork we need to deal with every day. I thought Chiaki-san would be able to handle that much quite easily, at least."How do you respond?Ten percent? I don't know how you do it. It's...honestly been horrible. I want out.It's manageable. Just takes a bit of getting used to. ...I'm done, by the way.Ignore the question, and ask to get to the heart of the matter. What is all this about?
>>33819616Yuma did nothing wrong.
>>33819411>>33819436I was going to say that I don't like Wendy but really hate how Decu pushes her everywhere and then >>33819632
>>33819506For someone who assumed Kyuubey would kill her parents to make her life better, the happy fun-time mind excursion seemed just paranoid enough.In-character, if not, perhaps the wisest decision.
>>33819662>Ignore the question, and ask to get to the heart of the matter. What is all this about?
>>33819662>[x]Ignore the question, and ask to get to the heart of the matter. What is all this about?We're tired, get to the point.
>>33819662>[x]It's manageable. Just takes a bit of getting used to. ...I'm done, by the way.Let's not alert Mami, we gotta act natural.
>>33819662>It's manageable. Just takes a bit of getting used to. ...I'm done, by the way.>Oh, and sorry about the blood.
>>33819685>In-character, if not, perhaps the wisest decision.Exactly that.
>>33819662>Ignore the question, and ask to get to the heart of the matter. What is all this about?
>>33819662>It's manageable. Just takes a bit of getting used to. ...I'm done, by the way.
>>33819541That loyalty won't ever break until the dramatically appropriate reveal scene.Can't take the melodramatic wind out of the sails by letting players be too paranoid, now can we?
>>33819706>Oh, and sorry about the bloodHaha. No we're not.
>>33819662[X]It's manageable. Just takes a bit of getting used to. ...I'm done, by the way.
>>33819662>[X]It's manageable. Just takes a bit of getting used to. ...I'm done, by the way.With all this "Mami is going to betray us" meta going on, I think it's safest to appease her and the paranoid fuckwits that assume mami is pure molten evil
>>33819662>Please, don't remind me.>Get to the heart of the matter. What is all this about?
>>33819662[x]It's manageable. Just takes a bit of getting used to. ...I'm done, by the way.We need more secretaries. Or put together a business process that lets more things be approved without us.
>>33819706Oh this so much.[X]It's manageable. Just takes a bit of getting used to. ...I'm done, by the way.[X]Oh, and sorry about the blood.Actually, I wonder why no one arrived when we shot the DEagle. Is the room that well soundproofed?
>>33819662>>Ignore the question, and ask to get to the heart of the matter. What is all this about?
>>33819662 >It's manageable. Just takes a bit of getting used to. ...I'm done, by the way.
>>33819725m-muh watch wearing dildoness
>>33819662>[x]Ignore the question, and ask to get to the heart of the matter. What is all this about?
>>33819662>[X]Ten percent? I don't know how you do it. It's...honestly been horrible. I want out.[take long drink from bottle]Why would you do this? [take another drink from bottle]How much paperwork is there actually?[finish bottle and jump onto desk]What haven't you told us!?![cry]
>>33819738>Is the room that well soundproofed?Considering this is where Kharn used to reside? I think yes.
>>33819662>Ten percent? I don't know how you do it. It's...honestly been horrible. I want out.A whole Officio's worth of MG power? In exchange of doing shit tons of paperwork? Nah, fuck this.
>>33819531No keep bringing it up tho.The more we remember our fuck ups, the less (hopefully) we make.>>33819662[X]Ignore the question, and ask to get to the heart of the matter. What is all this about?Now this may be full shadowrun, but is Mami trying to double run us by making the -paperwork- the topic she wanted to avoid so brought it up first?
>>33819725We should at least address it.
>>33819685i thought she just wished for them to be happy together without her and they went and did double suicide a few hours afterwords
>>33819662This;>>33819738Even if it wasn't, gunfire is to be expected with the new occupant.
>>33819662>[X]Ten percent? I don't know how you do it. It's...honestly been horrible. I want out.
>>33819662>xIgnore the question, and ask to get to the heart of the matter. What is all this about?
>>33819766We could here people talking quietly in the lobby, so it's probably not soundproofed.Also, Kharn wouldn't care if people heard. More likely she thought of the screaming as a lions roaring for dominance.Who is Warmaster? Who is best Warmaster?Who is Warmaster of you body?LOUDER!
>>33819787IIRC, before making the contract, QB said something to the effect of 'even if you don't contract, I can make your problems go away', and Yuma (correctly) assumes he meant killing her parents, and asks him not to do that.
>>33819637>>33819616Dan Kim, pls, you are killing me.
>>33819860"Soundproofing? This sounds like challenge! Now they will scream louder!"
Rolled 14>>33819662>It's manageable. Just takes a bit of getting used to. Not that I WANT to get used to it. ...I'm done, by the way.
>>33819662It's manageable. Just takes a bit of getting used to. ...I'm done, by the way.
>>33819732>Mami>Pure EvilNah, we just want to know what she's up to. She's up to something, and it's probably for the greater good, but we'd feel more comfortable knowing what it is.
>>33819662>[X]It's manageable. Just takes a bit of getting used to. ...I'm done, by the way.
>>33819876This is the grave we chose.
>>33819909I'll admit, I do want to know what Mami is up to as well.All this distrust isn't exactly going to help us attain said knowledge though.
>>33819872i don't really think she wanted her parents to die regardless though, she thought she was the problem and wanted them to be happy without herchild abuse bro
>>33819933Just add a shitton of paperwork in those pictures and it'll be complete.
>>33819878Eventually, the soundproofing was removed. In exchange, Kharn removed the microphones in her bedroom that were attached to Mitakihara's emergency public address system.
>>33819662>[X]Say it's fine but you're tired, and ask to get to the heart of the matter. What is all this about?
>>33819662She's watching.I already used my mumi banner to PROUDLY DECLARE HER INNOCENCE
>>33819972Murderface Experience round 2: mindwipes, paperwork and jealous (ex)girlfriends.
>>33819956Oh no, she didn't want her parents to die.She was just paranoid enough to assume QB would think that would make her happy, which is probably on the same paranoia magnitude as mind sculpting.
>>33820037And current girlfriends and godlike beings and underlings and...
>>33817897Agreed. How could you not love waking up to see this face every morning?
>>33820031We need a bondage version of this with Midori/Wendy bound blindfolded and gagged and the sign hanging in shibari above her.
>>33820091We do, we really->>33820110Aw
>>33820110You say that now Hat, but one day you'll crackand there will be lewd Midorin everywhere!
>>33820082At least someone would love me
>>33820063how is assuming the mutant space koala will make you happy if you wish for something paranoidthat seems overly trusting to me, in all honesty i'd think having her wish backfire that fucking horribly was what made her paranoid about shit. if my boss fucked me over that bad it'd make me pretty suspicious of anything that happened where i work
>>33820125It's ok anon, we love you.
>>33820123I have no problem with drawing fanservicey pictures.But a template is a template for a reason. This is just one of those things on which I go full autist, sorry
>>33820082Why, boner?I don't understand
>>33820166That's fine Hat, you're the drawfriend here.
Rolled 5>>33820202It's the sharp teeth, they're super sexy
>>33820202You possess an innate attraction to fear and power. Perhaps even the predatory aspect therein.She holds the potential for absolute power over you, and you wish to be at her mercy as she does as she pleases with you; whether it is utilize you for sexual gratification or as nourishment as she consumes your soul.
why shouldnt we just recruit wendy into the ninth to do all our paperwork again?
>>33820280Because Wendy is busy and Mumi wouldn't let her?Not that Chiaki knows that, but we really have no reason to.
>>33820280For all you know, that's what might be about to happen.
>>33818391Too bad. Every day is Neco Nyaa-sday. Other girls are welcome too
>>33820110aww.>>33820166It's fine, we understand.
>>33820263T-thanks Mr. Freud.
>>33820263...I understand, now.T-thanks, anon.>>33820280EW. No. I'd sooner ventilate her skull than have her around.
Rolled 13>>33820280Because then she'd be our secretary and not our sexretary.
>>33820280Why would we bring such a terrible girl into our inner circle?
>>33820312>Neco Nyaa-sdayYou know if this resulted in Neco cheesecake, I would support it wholeheartedly.
>>33820344Because Chiaki is easily swayed on such things.
>No love for Wendy
So, are Kumatora and Rea a thing?Like, a couple?I feel like we've seen them together a lot and theyve got a pretty nice dynamic going between them, iirc.
>>33820379Fat Wendy go and stay go
>>33820404Please remove your yuri goggles.
>>33820280I want this so badly. All that romcom potential.Too bad best girl already won\
>>33820274>>33820320>>33820328It was no trouble. It is important to ask yourself questions you can answer honestly about what you like or are interested in.It broadens your horizons as a person and helps you look at the world in different ways. And it is not uncommon to desire such domination be held over you nor is it wrong to find individuals of perceived power to be sexually exciting.Good luck in your endeavors and rejoice in your "fear boner" or however you viewthe excitement . And I hope one day you meet someone who is interested in you and can inspire such in you and you can explore these feelings safely.Or unsafely as your preference may run
>>33820409>>33820379 here, I agree. She needs to go down... 3-4 sizes? Somewhere around that.
>>33820421Eh, there's comeback potential.
>>33820411>Magical girls>Yuri gogglesI don't even need them, man, I just can't remember.
>>33820404>So, are Kumatora and Rea a thing?Not in any conversations that I've had with Decu. It's more like, hmm... Kumatora is Murderface's former subordinate, but Rea is also one of those persons who looks out for her? Something like that. I wanna draw Kumatora and her older brother
I want to protect this smile.
NECO is getting more love than Wendy in a thread?I'm...strangely okay with this.
>>33820395Yeah, I don't understand why. She had very little screentime (and she was actually quite helpful in that short while), a cameo in a flashback (where she was reasonably decent) and one write-up series (where she was pretty badass). There's literally no reason to treat her any worse than, say, Rea.
>>33820457Alright.Thanks, Hat-sempai>>33820459... does that even qualify as a smile? I'd call it a smirk or a grin at best.
>>33820484Here, have some more best girl.
>>33820484things are finally as they should be>>33820491I want to protect this smirky grin
>>33820459that's no smile, that's a smug smirk that, much like kebab, should be removed from premises
>>33820514Looks like someone else is the fool here.
>>33820459>He thinks Neco is only one person
>>33820484NECO is ok. Still like Wendy better.
>>33820484Neco isn't bad. She just needs to keep out of our business.My dislike for her is merely the dislike one feels for someone one has been wronged by in the past and has now mostly forgiven.
>>3382051410/10, would fugg
>>33820514Sayaka bullying time~
>pg 7Fish snacks soon, fellow questers.Then I can finally get back to pondering differences between "extends Thread" and "implements Runnable".
>>33820484NECO is a sexy lovable scumbag.
>>33820663Maybe not, but I do have long, pretty hair.
>>33819705 >>33819706 >>33819719The paperwork's manageable, you lie through your teeth. It just takes a bit of getting used to, that's all....Oh, and you're done with your current share, by the way. You emphasize this by tapping one of your orderly piles in front of you, the uppermost sheet still wet with the ink from your stamp pad. Forcing yourself not to tear off great handfuls of your own hair from your own scalp, as Mami's earlier statement about the paperwork finally sinks in.Ten percent? JUST TEN PERCENT? This is what ten percent of the total paperwork load that the Officio has to deal with every FUCKING DAY?Christ. What the hell did you get yourself into?"Oh?" Mami blinks at you, before surveying your desk surface - and she claps both hands together as she realizes that you're indeed telling the truth. "A-ah! That's wonderful, Chiaki-san! You've finished your workload in much less time than I'd predicted! By quite a large margin, in fact!" She smiles beautifully at you as she showers you with praise, and you can't help but feel your cheeks heat up at this treatment. "Well done, Warmaster! Although..." The blonde blinks at the piles again. "...What happened to the Black Envelopes? I was going to collect them to have them sent off by logistics--"It's fine, you tell her. You have it handled. She shouldn't worry about them."Really?" Mami seems amused here, and nods. "Very well, Warmaster. I trust your judgment.""Yeah. Well done. " Wendy grumbles, turning away, still clutching the manila folder on her lap.You clear your throat here, after an awkward moment of silence between all three of you. Well. Uh. It's...what's all this about, then? You nod at Mami, and then at Wendy, in turn. Something that wasn't brought up during the meeting at the hotel? What is it?[1/2]
>>33820732Well, as long as you don't weight too much and look reasonably well in a dress, something could be arranged.
>>33820789I'm about average weight for my height, and this is weird so let's focus on the thread!>>33820782>Wendy isn't a titty-monster anymoreThank fucking god, that was one of her few attractive qualities. I guess she was using pads?
>>33820782>flat WendyOUR LORD HAS SEEN THE LIGHT.
>>33820782"Wendy will tell you herself, Chiaki-san." Mami smiles again, before turning to Wendy and nodding. Wendy returns the gesture, before standing up stiffly and then placing the manila folder onto your desk. You pull it towards you and open it just as Wendy begins to speak. When she does, it's with a curiously-polite tone, but still...well, ostensibly Wendy. Sounding formal and tired and wretched and angry, all at the same time."...High Priestess wants me to work with you directly. It's...not a transfer, exactly. Our official situation is complicated. Think of it as a mercenary contract." You glance down at the printout inside the folder and yes, it's pretty much just that. "Me and a couple of my subordinates - Jade Nakajima and Yulia Bloodysunday - as acting members of the Ninth for the time being. Somebody to do your paperwork while you fuck Greenie on the couch, plus help with the Prognostications. ...You in?""Again, this was supposed to be breached during the meeting itself, and it was going so well." Mami shakes her head. "But yes, that's what this is all about, Chiaki-san. The decision is yours, and I know you'll make the right decision." No smile this time, simply a nod, one that fully implied that she did trust you THAT much. How do you react?Ask Wendy what she thinks about working underneath you first.Accept the contract.Decline the decline the contract.
Oh hey, I made it this time.Threadly reminder that the updated eBook can be found at http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDblink to the Fanart gallery: http://wiki.magicalgirlnoir.com/index.php/Fanart
>>33820859>20 minutes for this decision!
>>33820859>Ask Wendy what she thinks about working underneath you first.
>>33820859>[x] Her last name is Bloodysunday?
>>33820859>[x]Accept the contract.
>>33820859>DeclineEverything's complicated enough already. We don't need an ex around.
>>33820859>Accept the contract.Not going to give her an easy way out.We're gonna reconnect.
>>33820859I want to impress right away:THERE IS NO TRAP OPTION HERE. Either choice is legitimate and has been accounted for.NEITHER ACCEPTING NOR DENYING WILL FUCK UP THE QUEST IN ANY WAYDetails are also fine.
>>33820859>[x]Decline the decline the contract.
>>33820859>[x]Ask Wendy what she thinks about working underneath you first.If she seems okay with it, then>[x]Accept the contract
>>33820859[X]Ask Wendy what she thinks about working underneath you first.I closely support accepting as a second.
>>33820859>[x]Ask Wendy what she thinks about working underneath you first.How much hate are we going to have to endure to make this work.Wendy's description of the job is the most wonderfully bitter thing I have read in a long time.
>>33820859 >Accept the contract.
Rolled 12>>33820859>[x]I don't fuck Greenie on the couch, that's for the people I work with.>[x]Ask Wendy what she thinks about working underneath you first.
>>33820859>[X]Decline the decline the contract.The option to decline has DECLINE THE in it twice because, subconsciously, Decu accepts that it's not something that would foster professionalism.She can work with us if need be, but not as a member of our officio.
>>33819909What happened last time when we did things just to feel more comfortable knowing what it was?
>>33820859[x]Ask Wendy what she thinks about working underneath you first.[x]Accept the contract.
>>33820859>[X]Decline the decline the contractStop pushing your waifu on us
>>33820859>[x]Ask Wendy what she thinks about working underneath you first.
>>33820923Have we gotten so bad that you have to state this outright?And both should be trap options.
>>33820859>[x]Ask Wendy what she thinks about working underneath you first."Wouldn't have pegged you as someone that likes to watch."
>>33820859>Ask Wendy what she thinks about working underneath you first.>Accept the contract.
>>33820859>Ask Wendy what she thinks about working underneath you first.>>33820923Thanks, The extra 5 minutes deciding was pretty suspicious.
>>33820859>Accept the contract.
>>33820859[X]Decline the decline the contract.
>>33820859>[X]Ask Wendy what she thinks about working underneath you first.Also, mention that we plan to maintain a sense of professionalism at work, and so have no intention of fucking Midori when there's work to be done anyway. No promises about other times, though, obviously.If she's cool with working here, >[X]Accept the contract.
>>33820859>[x]Ask Wendy what she thinks about working underneath you first.>[x]Accept the contract.
>>33820859OH NO YOU DIDNT! [x]Hairflick[x]''Who I do or do not fuck on the couch is none of your business.''[x]''What purpose those this serve? I already agree to work together on this Oriko-Business with the church, I do not need an Au-pair-girl.''
>>33820923>THERE IS NO TRAP OPTION HERE. Either choice is legitimate and has been accounted for.On the one hand it's somewhat depressing that this is required, on the other hand I actually appreciate that it's being posted.Does this mean I'm probably part of the problem?
>>33820953>Implying our subordinates fuck Greenie on the couch
>>33820923Honestly? I just want to get it out of the way because I want to make ABSOLUTELY SURE Anon knows that no, they won't be arbitrarily punished for not adding the QM's waifu to the party, and no, the plot won't be ruined if you don't do what probably reflexively looks like the right thing.I really don't want people to begrudgingly accept and whine later that they didn't have a choice.
>>33820859>>Ask Wendy what she thinks about working underneath you first.
>>33821008We are all part of the problem, that's the problem.
>>33820859>[x] Ask Wendy what she thinks about working underneath you first."If you're willing to take shifts of getting fucked on the couch, I think we can make a deal."That was a joke, by the way."
>>33820923It's rude to lie, you know.
>>33820923Unless that's what you want us to think, NECO!I can see the headlines now!>Warmaster of the Ninth forms liaison with former liaison! >Second coming of Kharn? Our analyst explains how this signals an attempt at a "harem end".
>>33821015Well, if we accept it, Wendy technically becomes our subordinate...
>>33821034Ah, so we're fucked either way.
>>33820859>Decline the decline the contract.We don't need this shit.
>>33821034According to some anons, many decisions have "ruined' the quest.The quest has been "ruined" several times.Some people just can't deal with their autism.
>>33820859>[X]Ask Wendy what she thinks about working underneath you first.>[X]Decline the decline the contract.Given what happened during the meeting, this feels like the most in character choice for Chiaki since she still hasn't had that conversation with Midori.
Rolled 20>>33821034I want to see Jade in the main quest
>>33821047NECO has no honor. Like a woman!
>>33821034>>33820923Huh. I appreciate stating that outright to diminish anons paranoia.
>>33820960A dramatic, in-character action that will go down in thread history as a defining moment in this quest.
>>33821067That's the nature of the beast, nya. You knew that when you came here.
>>33821079That's the other Quest, Anon!
>>33821079Turn off your dice, guy
>>33821106>ao oni>shitill cut you fucking faggot cat
>>33820859>[X]Decline.Midori would be fucking crushed. Why add drama.
Decide later. Ask her about working under us but we don't have to decide now. This is somewhat sudden, so I don't think it's unreasonable to think about it for at least the night.
>>33820859>Decline the decline the contract. For now.I dont think it is a good idea to have Wendy and Midori near each other until we have talked about to either about this and how they should behave.
>>33821077Yeah. Why cannot we work with Wendy when required without her having to officially be a part of 9th?
>>33820859>Accept the contract.
>>33821092Only downside is that people are probably going to start bitching every following choice that doesn't have the NECO seal of safety....Which is an odd thing for Anon to be reassured by.
>>33820857It's the sweater. It's too loose.You know how big breasts have to be to notice them through sweaters? Mami-tier at the very least.
>>33820859[X]Decline the contract.Worst girl
>>33820782No matter how the vote turns out, I just want to say that I'm glad to be here for this vote and that this is the hottest picture of Wendy in this whole thread.
>>33820859I'll change my vote from >>33820998 to:[x]Decline the decline the contract.I want you to work with me, not under me.
>>33818717>mami>stopping wendy comingI'm pretty sure that's the opposite of what Mami did to Wendy, yo.
Question. Was Wendy a Pinky cultist? I seem to recall something like that from the writeups? Can someone clarify this a bit, not sure?
>>33821101Yeah honestly that was the only thing the /tg/ hivemind ever did that was Objectively Wrong, and consequently it was the only thing that ever got me to have any strong feelings about events in the quest (which I've otherwise only been following out of love of spectacle).Seriously, we need to have more legitimate temptation-based fuckups, but it's damn hard to make those happen since "more information about the quest" is just about the only thing the players can be tempted with that ALSO tempts characters.We've got plenty of non-canon lewds after all.
[x] acceptThere is literally no good reason to turn it down
>>33820859>[X]Ask Wendy what she thinks about working underneath you first.>[X]Accept the contract.holy shit the question i asked earlier is habbening
>>33821130>[x]Ask Wendy what she thinks about working underneath you first> plus help with the PrognosticationsRegardless of our (or Midori's) feelings on the matter this is too good to pass up[x] accept the contractAlthough I kinda wish some anons were voting only for the first choice before diving head in?I want to see some canon Midori and Wendy interaction
>>33821201The proper balance of tease and denial is an art.
>>33820859>[X]Ask Wendy what she thinks about working underneath you first.
>>33821211Entered the cult to save a friend, I think.
>>33821201I like to think Mami is secretly in love with Chiaki, but knows it'll never happen, so she takes out all her sexual frustrations on Wendy.
>>33821101>>33821218Which event are you referring to?
>>33821034>Trying to get anon NOT to flip their shit or do something stupidBest of luck, Neco. You'll probably need it.
Rolled 6>>33821119Which Quest?
>>33821263I'm the second one, and I'm under the impression we were talking about Yuma's actions with relation to Moemura in the Walpurgisnacht flashback.
>>33821125>>33821216The word of our NECO-Empress is the absolute truth and fact, always.Thinking otherwise is just ignorant denial.
>>33821226We just finally started a real notmal relationship. Why ruin it with drama.>Oh Midorin, Wendy's working for me closer than you now. Sorry, we'll talk later after I spend the day with Wendy.
>>33821263>>33821283I'm the other fucker, and yeah, we're talking about Yuma the Mind Sculptor.
>>33821308I wonder how this would've ended up if Midori was our secretary.>Midori brings in Wendy>S-SHE HAS A FOLDER>I MADE SURE THAT SHE DOESNT HAVE ANY APHRODISIACS ON HER
>>33821308Ask about her working beneath youAcceptTopBuns.jpg
>>33820859[x] ask how she feels about us working on top of her[x] I mean her working on the bottom[x] I MEAN WORKING UNDERNEATH US[x] wipe sweat[x] collect spaghetti
>>33821325So, Wendy joins the team?
It's hard to decide when waifufags want to maintain the status quo.Why not aim for threesome route?
Found the image. Somewhere on twitter. We better win these hamburgers
>>33821374... Find a bridge and jump Nothing personal, anon. I still love you. I just hate your life choices
Alright! Pausing thread for now! Thank you for everyone's participation, feedback is greatly encouraged!We have one writeup today, questions answered after it!
Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus Magical Swashbuckler Kai CressI can't reach my alarm clock for some reason. It's blaring its annoying beep but I can't shut it off. Opening my sleepy eyes to the glare of the morning sun, I turn to see the obvious problem: I don't have a right arm.Damn. This is going to take some getting used to, isn't it?So I have to get out of bed to turn it off. Was hoping to use the snooze alarm, but since I'm up already, I should get ready. Jael's nice, but she told me on day one that she won't forgive me for being late. Feels weird, getting lectured by somebody younger than me. She did give me a toaster, though. Between her and the stuff from the gift basket, I should be set for a couple weeks. For instance, the bag of bread that I'm spinning open was supposedly something the Warmaster herself baked. It makes good toast, in any case. I'll have to splurge on some jelly packets before I use it all up.Drop one piece in the slot, drop one piece in the other slot, and push the tab down... It's heating up, but it'll take a few minutes, and I'd rather not just stand around and wait. I'll try out that new shampoo I got yesterday. Supposed to smell like flowers and be good for curly hair, instead of smelling like flower-scented turds and making it feel stiff. I don't normally care about that sort of thing, but since I have to interact with people now, I'm supposed to look presentable. And also smile more.Reluctantly removing my comfy pajamas - well, more like struggling out of them one-handed - I step into the shower and turn on the water. FUCK IT'S COLD COLD COLD FUCK! All grogginess gone, I squirt the shampoo on my head and work it into a lather as the water starts to warm up. Smells like lilacs. It's pretty nice.That should be enough lathering, so I let the water rinse it off, and finish showering. While struggling with the hairdryer, I step on the footstool and inspect myself in the mirror....I'm frowning again.[1/7]
>>33821388Wendy joins the team. Sorry, decliners. Your logic was sound.
For fuck's sake, cheer up, Eleanor. Nobody wants to see you pouting all day. And things aren't so bad right now. You've healed up, and you're not a traumatized, sobbing wreck like you thought you'd be.So why am I still so unhappy?Looking out into my room, I see a golden fist resting on the table. The 'most magnificent robot arm' Fuckface arranged to have made for me.That might be part of it.It's better than being armless, though. My hair's drying and I'm done showering, so now I can put it in. I pick it up, still surprised by how light the thing is, and slot it into place. Whatever's inside it starts to purr quietly as I regain feeling on my right side. Flexing the thing and making fists with it... Yeah, it works fine. I just wish it wasn't so gaudy and bulky.Toast's been done for a while. I change back into costume and pluck the slightly warm bread from the toaster. Still have half an hour before I have to be at Sundry Offerings, so I can take my time with--knock knock knock-Somebody at the door this early? I continue scarfing down breakfast - it's good toast - and make my way to the door. A little hop onto and over the bed puts me in position to turn the knob. Delicately, though, because the Second had me crushing walnuts to test the prosthetic's abilities.I don't know what I expected, but I was somehow still surprised when the person knocking turned out to be a pirate....Okay, Fuckface looked like a pirate, but this lady looked even more pirate-y. She's got a long, buttoned-up red coat that flares open over her stomach, with those big poofy things on the shoulders, and a belt with a skull buckle on it. She's got skull cufflinks on her cuffs, and a bunch of rings on her fingers. There's a skull-and-crossbones bandana on her head on top of silver hair. Eyes are kinda orange, and her teeth are sharp. She puts me in the mind of a shark...I just now realize I've been gawking at her with toast in my mouth.[2/7]
>>33821388More likely we just ask her about her opinion she goes "I'm fine with that. B-but it's not like I like you or anything, geez!" then there's a re-vote at the beginning of the next thread.
>>33821308She said working with us, not being tied at the hip, Christ.I think Chiaki's relationship with Midori is the best thing since sliced bread but we can't turn down legitimately good deals or things that make catching oriko easier down on the basis of "muh Midori"On the other hand, Having the church investigate independently has it's own merits as well...
>Attarou write-upCOME ON AND SLAM
>>33821441Naah, confirmed that she joins by NECO.
While I'm pulling the food out and murmuring an apology, the lady is grinning at me. I feel like I'm being sized up for a meal.She's the first one to speak, and asks, "Be ye Eleanor Abbot Slam?" She even talks kinda like one... Oh, right, she asked me a question."Y-yes," I respond, "that's me.""Arr!" exclaims the pirate lady, pointing at me with a claw-like finger, "Warmaster Russ extends congratulations on your leg healin' up."Oh. Is that it? "...Thanks?" I murmur."Moreover," she continues, evidently not finished, "she insists that ye report for Eversor examinations, right now!"Seriously? I ask her just to make sure, "Right now?""Aye, right now!" the lady affirms. She stops pointing and instead offers her hand. Like she's going to drag me around like a kid. "Are ye comin' or not?""U-um..."I'm a little torn. On the one hand, the sooner I do this and get this over with, the sooner I can leave this place and join back up with Checkers and company. On the other hand, I don't really feel like I'm ready. I haven't really done anything to prepare at all. I'm not sure I'm even mentally prepared.Pirate lady isn't too keen on waiting, it seems. She's scowling and snarling at me now, "I don't tolerate fools who can't make up their minds! If ye can't decide in the next five seconds, I'm goin' t' eat ye alive!"And I believe her. She really looks like she could do that if she wanted. In fact, she looks like she -wants- to do it. I'm reminded of the witch that nearly bit my head off, and it makes me shiver.But then she's grinning again, cheerily telling me, "That was a joke, lass! A joke!" She leans in to whisper conspiratorially, "But if we dally too long, 'Her Highness' will give us both an earful." I don't know who that is, but... I don't want to get yelled at."So," the lady asks once again, "be ye ready?"No, no I'm not ready. But I don't really have any choice, do I? So I tell her, sounding every bit defeated, "...Yes ma'am, I'll go now."[3/7]
Rolled 14>>33821449AND WELCOME TO Australia
>>33821463>trusting NECODo I dare to hope?
"Don't call me ma'am!" she replies, gripping me by the hand and leading me out. "Th' name's Kai Cress, Actin' Eversor Rank Leader, and leader of Squad Krakenmaw! But ye can call me Roger."I'm only half paying attention at this point. Right now, a feeling of dread distracts me, and I'm trying not to look at her tail. I think it's a tail. It's coming out of the space below her dress like a tail. But it has a face on it. And teeth. And... Guns. A bunch of guns. And it's covered in tattoos. And it's very big. Really hard not to stare. Especially when it's staring right back....Huh? Wait a second."Why Roger?""Because I'm a right jolly person, I am!" cheers Kai, her laugh sounding like a motorboat running....Okay, so... She talks like someone who only vaguely knows how to sound like a pirate, she might possibly be a cannibal, her tail is looking at me like I'm food, and she makes bad jokes.I still don't dislike her as much as Fuckface. Fuckface wrecked Checkers' visit and made me lose my arm. Fuckface can go eat dirt.I hope she doesn't mind if I eat while we're walking, though. I'm not doing any kind of examination on an empty stomach, and nobody can make me....That's some good toast right there. Definitely getting some jelly in the future."So," I start talking between bites, "what does this Eversor examination... What do I have to do?""Ye have to best another Eversor in battle!" Kai jovially declares. Crazy bitch seems way too happy about it. "The both of ye will fight until one of ye surrenders or is no longer able to continue.""Won't I be at a disadvantage?" I ask. "I don't have a weapon, and I haven't really... Trained or prepared for this. At all.""A weapon will be provided for ye!" is her idea of reassurance, as is, "And worry not, your opponent is still a rookie.""Although," she murmurs, her smile fading to a frown as she claws at her chin thoughtfully, "she -was- selected after she paid for the privilege."They paid to fight me?[4/7]
>>33821434That's fine. I'm content. I do hope that Wendy&Midori warm up to each other after interacting with each other more.Maybe we'll get another siberia arc where they both team up to save Chiaki.
>>33821415Chance of a thread tomorrow?
"...Who'd want to fight me, though?" I ask, finishing the last of the bread. I think we're at our destination, because Kai/Scary Pirate Lady is pushing open a set of double doors in front of me.Inside is a room that... Well I think it's really... It looks...It looks like a tornado ran through it, with claws. Every surface has deep gouges in it. The whole place looks well-worn and... Kinda freaks me the fuck out. It feels like a gymnasium, only even more soul-crushing. And there are racks and racks of weapons lining the walls. I really, really hope that those are rust stains on some of them.There's a couple figures in here besides us. They're a ways away, so I can't really see them very well, even with the lighting. I make to move closer, but Kai stops me by keeping a firm grip on my arm. I look at her, confused."For safety's sake," she states, holding up a little transparent box with a cushion inside, "I'll be needin' to hold on to your soul gem."I kinda have my doubts about this sort of thing. "Is that really allowed?" I venture.Kai actually looks serious when she's speaking this time, "Ye can say no, but we won't be held responsible if ye die here."...Well it's not like I have a lot to lose. I gingerly put my soul gem onto the cushion, and Kai smiles again. She's giving me a cocky, two-finger salute. I awkwardly attempt to return the gesture, somehow not braining myself with my metal arm."Are you quite finished?" a cold, business-like voice intones, echoing through the hall. "I don't know about you all, but I have a schedule to keep."I stumble towards the weapon rack, and my nose fills with the smell of blood. There's dried blood everywhere, on the weapons, on the floor, some of it even got onto the ceiling. The dizzying array of armaments is... Making me dizzy just looking at it. Some of them are gleaming really wickedly, and I think I saw one of them move....I don't like the look of any of them. I'll just go without.[5/7]
>>33821236The is insufficient NECO cheesecake in the world.
>>33821434Eh, what can you do. I would have preferred if this could have waited at least a bit longer instead of rushing into it
It's as I advance upon my opponent and... Whoever the other person is... That the feeling of dread from before returns. It doesn't seem to be from the business-like person muttering about 'proctoring for a couple meatheads'. Her tattoos are kind of scary, but that's not what's bothering me. So that must mean..."...Oh fuck me..."Hopping around and unfurling her wings is Milly Schulz. Fucking butterfly girl is my opponent. I can't fucking do this. I can't-"Miss Slam, please proceed to the arena. Now." The businesswoman orders, and I find myself involuntarily moving forward. Scary Pirate Lady is pushing me towards the mat that Milly is dancing on."Ye have a history, I gather?" Kai inquires.I nod quickly, and whimper, "She broke my shin..." Kai makes that weird laugh again. Sort of a 'rerererere' sound. It's unnerving.Far, far too soon, I'm standing across from butterfly psycho. She stops jumping and points at me with one of her spiked maces."If it isn't the little barbarian that destroyed my beloved garden," she sneers, her face ugly with contempt. "Come to beg for forgiveness?"Well this is news to me. I love apologizing for everything and not getting hurt! "Can I really do that?" I ask hopefully.The wicked grin on her face only grows wider. "Naturally! Give up and agree to be my personal attendant for the rest of your life, and I'll let you live!""Of course," she adds dismissively, "that is after I beat some respect into you." Bitch sure does love to talk. Fuckface actually has real competition for being the person I dislike the most at this moment. The air around her crackles with lightning, making her look all the more intimidating. This was a bad idea after all."Goodness knows you need to learn manners from somewhere, considering your worthless upbringing and whorish friends obviously taught you nothing.""...the fuck did you just say?" I snarl.[6/7]
Rolled 9>>33821495>Wanting them to team up>Not wanting them to viciously hate each other to the point of knife fighting until they are so aroused that they collapse into a writhing pile of snarls, curses, and sex.Disgusting.
>>33821218>Objectively WrongMorally wrong but completely IC, which means its wrongness really depends on what position you take on metagaming and from what viewpoint you look at it.
"Aww, did I hurt your feelings?" the fucking cunt jeers, making her face look very punchable."You take that back, you prissy bitch!" I yell back. I think... Yes, she's actually the person I hate the most right now.This stupid bitch. This stupid goddamn bitch is taunting me, leaning down and practically spitting on my face."Are you going to cry about it like a child?"I want to cry. I want to go back to my room and cry about all of this ridiculousness. About how much shit I have to put up with. About these awful people I run into.But as my vision goes red, and something clicks in my mind, there's something I want to do even more.Business woman calls out from nearby, "Alright, enough trash talk you two. You ready?" I'd forgotten about her.Fuckwad piss-drinker over there nods. I make an affirmative noise. Crazy pirate is cheering some distance away."Three, two, one, fight." The countdown comes quickly, and it takes a second for me, and my enemy, to realize it.That pompous asshole charges at me, screaming, "I'll make a scarf from your entrails, you little shitstain!"I make a fist, and it wraps around something. A pen, taller than I am. One with ink dripping from its nib onto the mat. The nib is sharp; sharp and pointed like a spear. I bring it up and hold it with both hands, pointing it at my opposition.I know on some level that I'm going to feel awful about this later. I'm going to regret it. I'm going to almost cry about it, wishing I hadn't done it. I'm going to hate myself for doing it. And then I'm going to ring up Checkers and ask her what I'm supposed to do.I might even be in way over my head, fighting against her. I could get my ass kicked.But right now, in this space, what I want to do more than anything else is to beat Milly Schulz into the ground. What happens after that happens after I make her eat her words.[7/7]
>>33821526Is that a request? Because I'm totally willing to slack off at work to draw more Neco
>>33821570>inb4 the pen is mightier
>>33821593Oh, gee, as if you really need us to make excuses for you... Yes, that's a request.
> launch into talking about much much better greenies soul gem tastes over her salty, stale bacon flavored one. Go into detail about how she moans and them make lewd passes at Mamis tits.
That's all the Eleanor "I Fight For My Friends" Slam I can post today! The continuation will be posted in the next thread!Thanks to Deculture for letting me write, for the Eleanor pictures, and suggesting the name "Squad Krakenmaw"Thanks to Cooldown for letting me bounce ideas off of her, for convincing me to cut the rambling stuff, and for being fully supportive of Kai's ridiculousnessThanks to Hat-chan for help with costumes for Madge and Kai, and for drawing the former a second timeThanks to Minty for proofreading
>>33821567>team up>Hating each other to a point of hatesexAre not mutually exclusive states.
Rolled 2>>33821651Thanks for the story
>>33821593Ahem.Please draw more Neco cheesecake instead of working.There, nice and formal.
>>33821496I'm not sure, hahaha. I'm hoping I'll get to run tomorrow night, but unfortunately I volunteered to cover for an coworker. I didn't know I was giving up one of my weekends to do so!
>>33821702You're too kind, Decupyon
>>33821699>>33821634I was joking but sure. Sounds fun. Probably start it next week after Burgerbutt and Ramentits
>>33821415Thanks for running!http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Magical%20Girl%20Noir%20QuestThread has been archived!We really need to talk to Midori!>>33821651Eleanor is my favorite writeup character at the moment, I really hope she at least puts up a decent fight against this vastly more experienced MG.>>33821733This is great and needs to be praised.
>>33821702Question if you havent gone to sleep yet. What do the three stooges think about Wendy?
>>33821702>>33821795And just for emphasis what do they think about Midori!My impression is that Murderface obviously favors, dildos is indifferent, not sure about braids?
>>33821415Thank you for morning fun (local, non-lunar time)
>>33819506not all of us.Yuma went from "Bitch I barely care about" to "poor, messed up kid".Honestly, I think Cavefish probably got the better deal out of the pair of them.
DECU HAS LEFT THE BUILDINGALSO I CAN"T ANSWER QUESTIONS ABOUT THE STOOGES, but I DO agree that it's a good idea to get their feelings on various people close to us. There might be something we can use from another timeline.Also consider: NECO.
>>33821941>>Also consider: NECO.What are we considering the slutty tabloid hack for exactly?
>>33819530>I thought our character was a jaded and paranoid alcoholic who shot people's kneecaps first and asked questions later?Yes: But not where Mami is concerned. We have the blinkiest of blinkers on about Ms. Tomoe. And to be fair, it's not just us, either.Literally just about EVERYONE loves Mami. Even FUCKING MALAL is glad that Mami was on her side.
>>33821977Let's consider her to be our Goddess.
>>33821941How does it feel to be officially accepted among the "main" cast?How does it feel to be the character with second most vocal naysayers (right after Mami)?How big they really are?
>>33821941Decu's Wendy waifu-ism and the fact that the expies of the 2 chars you roleplayed being an item in MGNQ is suspicious!You two aren't some kind of internet item are you? I'm finding it harder and harder to ignore.
>>33821941Was Wendy actively enlarging her mamis during the meeting at the hotel?
>>33821996Okay, yeah that sounds good.
>>33819738>Actually, I wonder why no one arrived when we shot the DEagle. Is the room that well soundproofed?Nah, the Incubator just has a lot of cameras.
>>33822056Decu's even coming the the US soonish and is planning on meeting Wendy.
Rolled 14>>33821977Information on megucas, duh
>>33822117By the latest news Dan Kim and Larro are coming over as well.
>>33821977If we're already asking them about other cast members (and I say we, because I actually, legitimately have no idea what they might know about any of the above here), I'd consider asking about NECO, too. But that's me and my obvious bias.>>33822008Mixed, because I do feel bad about Wendy getting so much PRESENCE from Decu (which we've talked about at length now, and will hopefully subside somewhat) and I feel bad that the people that dislike her are forced to deal with her so much. But we all have characters we dislike that show up on screen.Vocal naysayers, eh. That's just gonna happen, and a lot of the complaints are legitimate with how she's been handled in some ways.They were designed as B-cups originally, they got exaggerated through art, and we're trying to rein it back in. Maullar's bondage maid Wendy has about the right figure, I think. I may be biased.>>33822074No, gross.>>33822056This is complicated, personal, and not something I feel the need to discuss in a thread. Sorry.
>>33822117So this quest has been a lengthy internet hookup?
>>33822152I'm in Quebekistan - not true.
>>33822199>Dan Kim is KebekistaniS-say it ain't so!
>>33822199You have my sympathy for having to reside there.
>>33822199You're supossed to play along, dammit, can't keep the ruse on my own.Friend used to live there, remembers the place fondly.
>>33820782>What the hell did you get yourself into?We didn't get outselves into anything. We got fucking lumbered with it.
>>33822157>Maullar's bondage maid Wendy has about the right figure, I think. I may be biased.Agree with you completly. On both accounts.
>>33822117>>33822152Is some con gonna have a MGNQ panel or something?
>>33822346That'd be awesome, but no.
>>33821733Based anon, it's perfect.
Almost forgot.HOMURA DID NOTHING WRONG.
>>33822399Whose been contracted longer between GreenGreen and Burgerbutt?Is there an age difference? By how much? Even if it's only by months?
>>33822505Wendy's ~7 years vs. Midori's ~2. Wendy's 20 and her birthday is December 28th, Midori is 17 and her birthday is May 8 (I think). Which means it's coming up soon, actually.
>>33822505This has already been stated before. Midori is seventeen. Wendy is in her early twenties. Midori has been contracted at most two years. According to the Malal flashback, Wendy has been contracted since her early teens.
>>33822558Actually I think that's May 6 on Midori. (and May 9 for Kyouko)
>>33822558>Wendy's ~7 yearsJesus fuck, that long, by all probability she should have been dead by now!Oh wait...
>>33822558Wow Midori sure is a greenhorn.We will get the full story of her contracting in the future or has midoriwritefag dropped off the face of the earth?
>>33822558>>33822571And Chiaki is older than every magical girl combined.
>>33822604I still talk to her every day, she still wants to do it, she's just not very confident and is easily distracted.
>>33822593Wiki says May 8. You were right the first time.
>>33822614The funny thing is I think this is actually wrong. Physically speaking, she's in her late teens at the most. And while she has several life times worth of memories, they're locked and the three stooges aren't giving her access. While she could be, theoretically, mentally older than the rest of the cast, she doesn't have access to this and acts, well... Pretty much like what you expect someone of her indeterminate age to act
>>33822614no. Homu is.I'm yet to be convinced that technically Chiaki isn't the youngest of the main cast.
>>33822635Understandable.I've got a few MGNQ related projects on my backlog as well, too bad I got promoted into a double watch wearing dildo!Tell that person that anon believes in them!
>>33822676Rad. I was getting her birthday mixed up with another friend of mine's, as she shares it with the real one.>>33822681Chiaki...come to think of it Midori MAY be younger than her? But she's probably the youngest.
>>33822697>Chiaki...come to think of it Midori MAY be younger than her? But she's probably the youngest.not quite: The officio's are always recruiting, so it's quite feasible that there are younger members now.
>>33822743Main cast, anon. We're talking about the main cast.
Rolled 11>>33822676You really do have an image for any occasion, don't you?
>>33822756Not all of them, just a lot of them.
>>33822676Huh, if she shares a birthday with real Midori it SHOULD be on the 6th, neither Hat nor I knows who put 8th there.
>>33819365To be fair, how could Chiaki see such a betrayal coming when she would actively ignore any signs of Mami being less than perfect in her eyes?She's been established to be blindly loyal to the queen of pancakes, so it's not like it'd be OOC for her to fall for a betrayal that we can see.In addition to what I just said, dramatic irony exists for a reason. Tragedies can't happen without that.
Rolled 5>>33822826>Huh, if she shares a birthday with real Midori it SHOULD be on the 6th>real Midori[Shadowruns Intensify]
>>33822826Wiki edit history is there for a reason girl.Pretty sure wiki is on mediawiki platformCan't check personally ATM though
>>33822876Okay yeah I didn't think about that. I don't really into wikis.It took me months to finish the Wendy page. I don't think it's even done.
>>33822868It's no secret that Decu based some characters off friends he knows.Especially if you were paying attention to the post-thread stuff.
>>33822876According to it, the one who added that was... Me.I probably should have double-checked this stuff beforehand. Fixing now.
>>33822868Midori is based on Midori draw/writefag. She's really nice and Midori, the character, is an amazingly accurate representation of how she acts
>>33822940Even the mild yandere side?
>>33822933In all likelihood you asked me and I gave you the wrong date, I suck with those things.>>33822940She is, she's adorable. And Midori is a pretty solid representation. Even the awawawas and hauaus. And spiteful jealous bitchiness.That wasn't passive-aggressive, she just makes suggestions to make Midori bitchier and more accurate sometimes.
>>33822965She tries really hard and it's adorable
>>33822977>she just makes suggestions to make Midori bitchier and more accurate sometimes.Love when girl's actually able to admit that about herself. It almost makes up for the fact she acts that way in the first place.
>>33823040She's actually a little hard on herself that way, but a little edge really only makes a girl like that cuter. I'm glad it's starting to show in the character.The kiss at the meeting was her idea.
>>33822977It did come from the list of birthdays you posted that one time.Speaking of, Raleigh is currently 18, right?
>>33822977Man, hanging out with you guys sounds like one of the best things ever.
>>33823068That was my bad then, I misremembered by a couple of days. Sorry!Also yes, she is.>>33823069We've sort of drifted together into a dumb little family behind the scenes. Along with Grumpy Cousin Archival.
>>33823097It's tempting to give writing a shot, even though I have next to no experience or confidence.
>>33823602Can't be good at something without trying it, right?
>>33823618Yeah, you're right!
Damn lost the thread>>33823097>We've sort of drifted together into a dumb little family behind the scenes. Along with Grumpy Cousin Archival.anon is right hanging out with you guys sounds like one of the best things ever
>>33823844> Even prinnyanon hangs out with the MGNQ secret clubKill me now.
>>33823990I don't but I wish I could anon as I think that you do to, these guys , and a lot of QM seems awesome people to hang out with
>>33824014Oh.Reading and misreading still made me feel lonelier than Mami
>>33824087cheer up Anon, you can do it.
Rolled 15>>33823066That makes me happy