Bjorn is able to switch his Assault Cannon for a Helfrost Cannon, wonder if he is able to take a Plasma Cannon or Lascannon like it mentions in the lore.
Venerable Dreadnought able to take Helfrost Cannon as well.
CodexLogan Grimnar Great Company Supplement
>>33804732>mfw I read that as Murderfag
CodexLogan Grimnar Great Company SupplementArtbook covering four of the Great Companies
Tempestus is the SW psychic disciplineSW data card pack also coming
Logan Grimnar coming next week
>>33805157Will they not let him rest?
>>33805268Because he's one of the few people alive (technically) since the Heresy.Like an entire 1% of the entire Imperium's population would die (or be sacrificed) if it meant his life could be preserved.
>>33805268Bjorn is just butthurt that he is a canned Space Marine.
>>33805157Bjorn looks fine. Just don't paint that crap like gold.
>>33805268Technically they do, outside of the Battle of the Fang and when he went to calm down Grimnar, tell the Ordo Malleus to never come near Fenris again, and to have a GK sent down so that the SW may learn of an remember them:>Now he is only awakened once every thousand years, or when the chapter has the greatest need of his potent skills and wisdom. He is also awakened at the dawn of each new century to hold court at the Great Feast, where he recounts elements from his own saga to his battle-brothers. He represents the Chapter's link to the past, and is revered by the Space Wolves as a hero almost as much as Leman Russ.>Outside the Chapter, he is scarcely less revered, as a legendary warrior and a link to the distant past when the Emperor walked among his people. Even Inquisitor Lord Kysnaros, and Hyperion of the Grey Knights felt compelled to kneel before the ancient Dreadnought when they learned his identity - a gesture which Bjorn found exasperating.
>>33805422So you'll just have a Björn with a very bumby front plate?
>>33805477Only if you suck at shading and highlighting.
Weird that Bjorn misses coming face to face with his enemies and CSM consider dreads a form of punishment because it's so disconnected from the world of feels, but in Imperial Armour books it says the advanced neural interfaces and sensors means the dread senses its surroundings as if the wearer was still alive.
>>33805514So you shade and highlight them to look like a smooth surface? What are you getting at here? It's not gold that Bjorn is against, it's the fact that they keep putting crap on his dread he doesn't give two shits about, no matter what the colour.
>>33805157Only the blood ravens understand him
>>33805516It's probably "sensing" in the way a game HUD works, if it bothered to tell you about temperature, the ground quality (slippy, wet, hard, tile, etc.), lighting, etc. Probably just mostly readouts into what's left of your visual organs or superscience pseudo-receptors like what Bjorn apparently has now.
>>33805516If I had to guess, I would have said that it's due to the antiquated sensors that CSM's and Bjorn were hooked up to, seeing as they would have both been entombed in roughly heresy level tech. However evidently Bjorn has the best nerve sensors so idk. Guess its like comparing artificial flavor strawberry to real strawberries, it tastes, it might even taste pretty damn good, but it's just not the same.
>>33805157For someone who should shit his pants with joy because he can serve the emporer, he is pretty bitchy.I liked that other one more... the dread the Spireguard women talked to.
Ice beams are neat. Dreadnoughts with axes are cool. Bjorn is cool. Murderfang is not. Flying Wolf head boxes are not.
>>33805439>a gesture which Bjorn found exasperating>"YES YES, I KNOW ITS A FUCKING HONOUR. BY YOUR PUTRID GUTS, GET UP, YOU BLASTED INGRATES"Classic Bjorn
The Björn Blood Ravens story, any one?
>>33805965I imagine whenever they fight each other /tg/-Bjorn and Ahriman stop halfway through to bicker about who has the worst Primarch.
>>33806083Ah, dance my little blood colored feathered pupe- B-Bjorn?
>>33806083>So the entire fucking chapter is turning into balls of angry claws, I fix it and he's all like "Some of them are dust now." and I'm like "They were all turning into Chaos Spawn." Then he kicks me out. SURE BUT DID HE EVER SEND YOU ON A MISSION, YOU COME BACK WITH HALF YOUR MEN DEAD AND THE CHEST HE WANTED, AND IT IS FULL OF FUCKING BEER? NOT EVEN GOOD BEER. WE WERE JUST OUT.
>>33806350ONCE HE ORDERED US TO SECURE A LAND RAIDER, IN THE MIDDLE OF AN ORK CROSSFIRE SAYING IT WAS IMPORTANT TO THE CHAPTER!WE LOST 24 MEN DEFENDING THAT FUCKING LAND RAIDER, RUSS JUST WALKS OVER, TAKES THE DRIVERS SEAT AND SAYS "THANKS FAGGOTS, I'M OFF TO CRUISE FOR SOME PUSSY"HE USED A FUCKING LAND RAIDER TO TRY AND PICK UP CHICKS!WORST PART IS, WE HAD HUNDREDS OF LAND RAIDERS, HE JUST LEFT HIS FUCKING MIX TAPE IN THAT FUCKING LAND RAIDER!
>>33807003>...Then he was all like "My tower is filthy, hey Arhiman clean it up" and I figured out this ritual to summon little animated mops. They were sweet and even carried water around with them. Perfect little things. Then he was all like "What are all these mops doing in my nice clean tower. ARHIMAN! Your on latrine duty for this."
>>33804851>Logan Grimnar Great Company SupplementLiterally day 0 DLC
>>33807155ONCE HE WAS TALKING TO HORUS, I HONESTLY WISH ONCE I WAS A LUNA WOLF, AT LEAST HE DIDN'T FUCKING WOLVES TO A RABID FUCKING OBSESSION!SO HE IS TALKING TO HORUS AND OF COURSE RUSS IS A FUCKING IDIOT, HE WAS SENT TO APPREHEND SOME FUCKING SORCERER FOR BREAKING THE EMPRAHS SHIT.SO, RUSS, NOT EVEN LISTENING TO THE WISEST OF THE FUCKING PRIMARCHS, OBVIOUSLY IGNORING WHATEVER HE WAS SAYING DECIDES TO KILL THE UNFORTUNATE ASSHOLE, SO WE WENT TO THIS PLANET CALLED PROSPERO AND....OH WAIT, YOU KNOW ALL ABOUT THAT DON'T YOU, HAHAHA!
>>33805157And Bjorn remains the only cool, redeeming thing about this shitty chapter.You're wasted on them Mr. Fell Hand
>>33807184>D-DLCNo, it's called sticking the stuff only a certain number of people care about into a separate book so the codex doesn't go up in price.Not to mention that with another book, they can include more information about Grimnar and his Great Company.
>>33807405Yes...Well A little bird once told me of how you 'slayed' a fel beast... singlehandedly.
>>33807405>I swear Bjorn if I didn't know you didn't mean it...>Anyway, there was this one time he wanted to send a message to Terra, so he got us all to come and help him out.>Now we could all feel these wards around the place, stopping our message from penetrating, so Phosis and I start guiding the message through the interlocking ward-layers, not an easy task I tell you!>Just as we were about to succeed, the faggot just up and shatters them with brute force.>The last impression we had was of loads and loads of Daemons the wards were holding back just flooding in, and you know what that shitnozzle said?>Oops, he said oops.
>>33807184Just like what they did with Ghazghkull's WAAGH!l. I sense that this will be a trend with the other codex releases. Here are my bets.Dark Eldar-Kabal of the Black Heart (but hoping for Cult of Strife)Grey Knights- No ideaNecrons- Maybe one of the dynastiesBlood Angels- No idea
>>33807531>Blood Angels- No ideaObviously they'll cut all the DC-related stuff out and sell it for extra.
>>33807590Of course. Probably with Lemartes or Tycho on center stage since they all seem to revolve around an important IC.
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Bjorn"WHAT IS THAT?"The tech-adepts coughed and fidgeted. One ventured a glance at Bjorn and responded."What is what, honored lord?""THAT... THING ON THE LANDING PAD. WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS THAT?"The noble Stormfang gunship, honoured lord? It has been part of the chapter's armoury since...""ANOTHER FUCKING WORD AND I WILL TURN YOU INTO A SOUP CAN, TECH-PRIEST. THAT... THING IS NEW. IT IS NEW AND IT LOOKS LIKE A WOLF'S HEAD."Bjorn tried to remember the names of the great flying machines of his age. Something about this new craft was familliar..."YOU FUR-FUCKING FUCKERS CUT A CAESTUS ASSAULT RAM IN HALF, DIDN'T YOU? YOU CUT IT IN HALF AND BOLTED SOME ENGINES AND A FUCKTON OF WOLF SYMBOLS TO IT."
>>33807514OOPS?THAT REMINDS ME OF THE TIME THAT RUSS WENT AND BURNT PROSPERO, ALL THE WHILE MAGNUS DIDN'T LIFT A FINGER, HE DIDN'T WORRY, HE DIDN'T THINK SOMETHING IS WRONG, JUST KEPT GOING THE STUPID FUCKER.THEN AFTER ALL WAS SAID AND DONE, AFTER HE REALISED HE PUSHED MAGNUS INTO THE ARMS OF TZEENTCH, AFTER HE REALISED THAT HORUS WAS TELLING HIM TO KILL MAGNUS AND HE WAS TRYING TO TO USE HIM TO GET HIM AWAY FROM THE EMPRAH, YOU KNOW WHAT HE FUCKING SAID?OOPS.
>>33807649Seriously though, that shit looks like a landing craft from WW2 or something.I wouldn't mind the design so much if it was anything BUT an aircraft.
>>33807649Damn you anon, you have slain me and my sides.
>>33807649Exterminatus! Exterminatus on my sides!
>>33807649And because it's a source of reasonably priced Lance weapons people will use them anyway. It's like a reverse-Mandrake.
>>33807657>>33807514>BROTHER-CAPTAIN, MY SIDES!
>>33807814Don't forget about ignoring Eternal Warrior. The Space Wolves are too special to need to worry about models being immune to instant death like other space marines.
>>33807906I'm willing to bet Bjorn or any Dread with a Helfrost weapon is going to make anyone with multi-wound models hate life, not to mention ICs. At least the Tau's AP1 weapons still didn't have the potential to ID anything, nor were they mounted on something as well-armored as a dread.Can someone translate the WD articles? I could make out that the new axe a d Shield were called a Fenris-axe and a Bizzard-shield, but not much else (and even that's more or less a guess).
>>33807906The GW cycle of "rule", "special rule that ignores rules", "special rule that ignores special rule", "special rule that ignores special rule that ignores special rule" is so fucking bad.
>>33807976Ignoring Eternal Warrior has been something they've been good about I think.IIRC Necrons have two (one forgeworld), the Eldar have one (though it's on Exarchs of the Dire Avengers.)The Space Wolves, not to be out specialed by anyone or anything, have it on their flyer, and their dreadnoughts, and Lord knows what else.
>>33808027Both of their flyers, which also transport Terminators at a cheaper price than a Land Raider.
>>33805439Don't forget the part where there is a GK Master standing there like a confused autist while Bjorn ignores everyone for a few moments to flirt with an Inquisitor.
>>33808283Hyperion was a Justicar.The Grand Master was instantly killed earlier by Grimnar's suedom,
>>33807518It's simple logic. The SM codex is bigger than the other codices and goes for $60.So you'd have people whining because the codex they need costs $60+ because of an extra Warlord Traits table, extra relics, an extra Detachment, and 5+ Formations.
>>33808283>to flirt with an Inquisitor.Oh, Björn you sly dog.
>>33808027It is plausible they might get it as a terminator weapon or as a Centuriwolf weapon.Speaking of, any sign of SW Centurions yet?
>>33808069They are the only suckers that cannot DS them.
>>33808460Thankfully not, they already out-strength, out-range, and (for the non-blast) out-AP every other "Ignore Eternal Warrior, remove from play" weapon in the game (two of which require Strength tests to avoid, and the other is S3 AP3, none of which have a range greater than 12") never mind one firing mode actually has that bullshit on a blast template.They don't need that bullshit on anything else.
>>33808460Not yet, they aren't listed as one of the units in the codex, but they aren't list as one of the units being excluded either. (Stormraven, Stormtalon, Stalker, and Hunter) I'd lean towards them being vanilla exclusive.
>>33808525What is the problem? There are no MCs that have less than a 1 in 6 chance of failing the test, the only infantry models that i can think of who have a real chance of it mattering are Calgar and Abbadon who have a 1 in 3 chance of failing. Both of them have 2+/4+ so i don't really see it as a big deal as they have to actually be wounded for that 1 in 3 chance to come into play.
>>33808728S8 AP1 on the destructor's focused mode means that quite a few things are likely to be wounded though-and armor saves aren't going to be of much help.
>>33808728His point is:Necrons:Any models within 6" of the monolith must take a strength test or be removed from play (ignores EW)12" range, small blast, must past strength test or be removed from play (no strength or AP).Eldar:S3, AP3, melee, must pass leadership test or be removed from play.Space Wolves:Range: ?? (probably a lot more than 12" given it's on a flyer). S6, AP3, small blast, must take a strength test or be removed from playRange: ?? S8, AP1, must take a strength test or be removed from playEven if its range is 12" (which I doubt) it blows any of the other "remove from play" weapons right out of the water. Though it has just occurred to me that I could be acting on incomplete information, maybe it has something to limit it, like one use only or gets hot or some shit
>>33808883They have a range of 24'- twice as long as those other weapons.
>>33808955So basically the yiffs weren't content with just being Space Marines + 1.
>>33809006And the more unsaved sounds it inflicts, the more tests have to be passed to avoid the effect since it triggers once per unsaved wound. Not a good combination.Oh, and the stormfang's version is a large blast or lance, rather than just being blast or no other effect.
>>33809037So they took the harder to pass strength test of the Necrons, the stacking value of the Eldar, doubled the range, and then made it so it can kill models handily without the tests.And then people try to say the Yiffs aren't the speshulest goddamn things in the setting.
>>33809080In a nutshell. Did I mention the Stormwolf has it twin-linked? And both flyers have armored ceramite and can be kitted out as an anti-infantry, anti armor, or anti-air specialist on top of their new toy? Can't forget that they both have Power of the Machine Spirit too.
>>33809080If it makes you feel better anon, in spite of all of this, in spite of everything they have that other marines don't.They will never be the greatest of all space marines.
>>33809152Well, the Smurfs don't have quite as much blatant cheese at least.Perhaps the true reason behind their dislike of the yiffs is because they kept getting frozen solid by their Helfrost weapons and called bullshit.
>>33804830Hyuck! Good one brother! Never heard that one before!
>>33809292>Well, the Smurfs don't have quite as much blatant cheese at least.They don't need cheese to be the best.>Perhaps the true reason behind their dislike of the yiffsSince when didn't the Ultramarines dislike the Space Wolves despite how unlikable they are
>>33809377>when did the Ultramarines dislike fixed my double negative
>>33807700>>33807814Think of it as a boarding torpedo/assault craft. It looks pretty good. Unless you hate Caestuus too.
>>33809461It looks like the mongoloid mutant brother of the Vic Viper
>>33809292The Space Wolves and the Ultramarines don't dislike each other. I've never read a source that claims thy do. They just have a disagreement about combat doctrine and chapter organization.
>>33807649>Taking a Storm Raven converted into a Storm Eagle to proxy for a Storm WolfThat is how much I hate that fucking thing.
>>33805157>all he wants is to feel the blood of his enemies on his naked skin>and to feel his axe rend flesh>he's willing to give up anything to experience this againSpace Wolves are totally not khornate.
>>33809950They save khornate guardsmenwage war on the Inquisitionwould give anything to feel blood on his faceand their chapter master uses an axe that "glows darkly with the power of Khorne."Seriously anon, what about that sounds at all khornate? They're clearly loyalist.
>>33809950A lot of SM Chapters enjoy combat for one reason or another, the SW along with the BA being some of the Chapters that really do, but that doesn't make them Khornate.Seriously, that is almost as bad as people thinking GK are Khornate because they do a ritual involving blood
>>33810106"I would literally give up anything to feel the blood of my enemies on my naked skin after I rend their flesh with my axe" is not really the same thing as "I find enjoyment in combat"Plus, their CM has a Khorne Daemon Weapon
>>33804601What a waste of molds and development time.
>>33810152>Plus, their CM has a Khorne Daemon WeaponAnd Guilliman took the Gauntlets of Ultramar from a champion of the dark gods he defeated in single combat. Doesn't matter what the origin of a weapon is as long as it has been properly cleansed and doesn't have a daemon bound into it.5E codex just calls it an ancient axe thrumming with warp energy that was reforged, so it's not a daemon weapon anymore, if it ever was one.
>>33810549The guantlets of ultramar don't thrum with power of the warp or have a white dwarf article saying it glows darkly with the power of khorne
>>33807475watch your mouth bub, this is the wolverine chapter, btw ragnar and leman russ are 2kewl for skhool bro
>>33807475Quite.I'm still not sure why he doesn't just let me burn them all down, though I'm sure he'll come around in time.
what was that page with all the 40k codexes
>>33810963>this is the wolverine chapter>laughingblackdragons.jpg>doyouevensnikt>they'rebarelyevenmutants
>>33811155black dragons don't find there enemy through smell, get plastered all day, and they don't go totally fucking feral>black dragons ain't shit nigga
>>33811266>implying Space Wolves aren't Thor
>>33811294>implying thor and wolverine aren't total bros
>>33811345>implying the new Thor isn't a chick
>>33811345battle brothers that is HEY-O!
>>33811350well that's temporary tattoo thor your talking about isn't it?
>>33811350who gives a shit?
>>33810593>a white dwarf article saying it glows darkly with the power of khorneGoing to have to do better than a WD article that is over a decade old m8
>>33810549The gauntlets were taken BACK from Chaos.
>>33811564Why? Fluff ia fluff and if it hasn't been retconned its still valid.
>>33809461it's like someone glued a cargo container onto a storm talonand cut off the tailthen plastered wolf shit on itIf it was unadorned I could see myself liking it, since the storm potato and smaller storm potato have grown on me.. but not with the wolf stuff.
>>33812472It's half a Caestus Assault Ram.
>>33812472Speaking of what, how are the SM flyers?
Wow. Space wolves sure are fucking retarded. First is was giant wolves and now it's a dreadnought with a fucking axe. Jesus Christ GW you guys are silly. I love that SW now have a dread that does everything just like their damn grey hunters. So undercosted. I bet the dread is too and it will be better than a blood talon dread or whatever. Fuck space wolves.
>>33812664Don't what the big deal is with a Dreadnought wielding an axe. If they can normally punch and use Lightning Claws, they can surely swing an axe.
>>33812793speaking for myself I've never been a fan of dreadnoughts wielding additional melee weapons, for two reasons--they're so blocky and wide that most of the time a melee weapon in their hand just looks a bit silly, and it's hard to picture it using one effectively as opposed to just flailing about with it-thematically dreadnoughts are supposed to be fuckhuge, lumbering murderslabs, so heavy and powerful that they can just twist about and slam an arm into something and 95% of the time, whatever they hit is gonna shatter. Built-in weapons make some sense, since if you're going to make a power fist you might as well make it a power claw, but when a dread is already supposed to be a rapemachine in cc anyway giving it a melee weapon to hold just seems superfluous.
>>33812664U wot? Axenaught is cool. I'll probably use it (without shield) a venerable dread in my vanilla marine army.
>>33813102They're blocky and wide, but I don't think that prevents them from turning their upper body on an axis. The arms also look like they'd be able to function perfectly like a human arm and we don't know anything about the hand attachment I believe. Perhaps the reason Venerable Dreadnoughts are armed with axes and stormshields is that their bodies are made of of better technology, thus making them more mobile overall then a regular Dreadnought. The axe appears to give more of a reach and is probably better for fighting multiple opponents.May also just come down to the simple fact that they're SW Venerable Dreadnoughts, they want to fight in close combat with a melee weapon and shield just like they did while they were flesh and blood.
>>33808027necrons haveexile beamerexile cannonportal of exilec'tan shard times arrowtesseract labyrinthits a beautiful fucking thing to see a riptide get pulled out of existence because of a lucky roll
>>33812664It's ok, son. Show us on the stuffed animal where the bad wolf yiffed you.
>>33804750looks like hellbrute. But I like it, and the fluff is p cool.>>33805157this describes my feelings towards the new fancy dreadnoughts perfectly. Especially the one with the axe and shield. I already ranted about this yesterday and with plastic kits its not a problem to build exactly the dreadnought you want. But GW just stacks more and more shit into the fluff and on the models to the point that it's even too much for 40k imho. I mean I like all the stupid stuff that exists in 40k, but some elements have always been kind of 'pure', like the dreadnought being a raw killing machine. These wouldn't need any fancy stuff to make me buy them. >tfw you ranted about the same toy twice on a chinese picture board>>33807649I like the stormfang, would need some coversion but fits the Marines. I also think that the wolvehead-look form the side is rather clever (at least for GW-standards, I mean it could BE a flying wolve). That said I am still not a fan of the flyers in 40k at all and will probably never buy one.
>>33807486>No, it's called sticking the stuff only a certain number of people care about into a separate book so the codex doesn't go up in price.The codex is already overpriced as it is! Seriously, for 150PLN I would expect three times the content in the same print quality. That's what I get out of an RPG rulebook.
>>33813372>They're blocky and wide, but I don't think that prevents them from turning their upper body on an axis.I think one of dread attack animations in the first DoW had it spinning around with an enemy in its hand. That was hilarious.
>>33814558Pathfinder core rulebook costs 160PLN. Dark Heresy costs the same. GURPS Basic Set: Characters (336 full colour pages, hardcover) costs 150PLN. Each of core D&D4e books costs 90PLN. That's less than 5e paperback 40K codexes, which in store were 100PLN each. GW asks more for a BW 100-page paperback game supplement than WotC does for a 320-page hardback full colour rulebook. This is pure bullshit.
>>33814701I think something similar was used in DoW2.
>>33806350>>33807003>>33807155>>33807405>>33807514>>33807657And so it was written that Ahriman and Bjorn were total bros.
>>33804800>Supplement for a sub-faction that could itself be a supplement
>>33808883>S3, AP3, melee, must pass leadership test or be removed from play.AP2 if you are talking about Direswords.
>>33816336>>33816741Wake up morons, supplements are the future. Or do you think Cypher and Bel'akor deserve their own supplement.
I like Axenought. I really do, but I'm conflictedI sure hope that giant axe isn't just an oversized frost axe. Why should i take it instead of a normal dread since the power fist grants much more strenght to the hit for the same initiative?I hope that axe has some special rule like armourbane or such, since otherwise its more useless than a normal dread against big deals
Jesus Christ, GW, way to fuck up a perfectly good opportunity to turn Bjorn into a fucking 30k contemptor dread rather than remaining in a shitty 40k box dread.
>>33804692Seems he will cool down them World Eaters. And they are hot stuff.
>>33818496I hope the SW Axenought will get the same treatment as the Wraithlord and their Ghost Glaives. AKA: A single re-roll per turn in CC and +1 to WS.
>>33818111Dataslates =/= supplement codices.
>>33818915Man, instead of dataslates and codicies (as well as army books and scrolls, was it?, for Fantasy), Gee Dubs should have put all the rules on their site and say that both games are in permanent beta phases in order to polish them up via player feedbacks.
>>33818915>implying Sentinels of Terra isn't the exact same shit
>>33818992But then I might actually buy their models.
>>33818915Inquisition and LotD could have been dataslates instead of supplements too.Cypher "dataslate" contains Codex: Fallen.
>>33819167Also lower the costs of all models by 1% every 2 weeks to the total of 10%, making them all more affordable.
>>33819319A 10% discount isn't going to change the fact that you're poor.
>>33819319If you're making price drops, why spread it along weeks ? At best you're weakening its impact, at worst you're inciting your customers to postpone their buying to take advantage of the full price drop.
Why is this allowed.
>>33818496I'm guessing you're trading power for increased survivability with the likely 3++ save. >>33818640Why would they do this when the iconic look for Bjorn is the 40k Dreadnought? Not to mention that Contemptor Bjorn leading a bunch of SW 40k Dreadnoughts into battle would likely look like shit. >>33822012The sled isn't looking too bad
>>33809950>‘Easy old man, the Khwarezmian is here. You’ll be fine. You’ve survived worse,’ Kor’sarro said, knowing it was a lie even as he said it. ‘You’ll survive this.’ He looked up. The sound of engines shook the ridge. Hasik and his bikers had made it through and come back. The khamar were making a fighting withdrawal. Their ambush had been ambushed, and they knew when they were beaten. They wouldn’t stay gone long, however. He knew that they would have a long, hard ride ahead of them, back to their own lines. The old man gripped his wrist, and Kor’sarro looked down.>‘My tanks are dead,’ Cemakar said, staring up at the lightening sky. ‘Now so am I.’ His gaze sharpened, just for a moment. ‘They’ll make me a Ghost Warrior, boy,’ he rasped, and there was real fear in his words. For the first time, in his final moments, Old Shatterhand was frightened. The thought of being interred within the armoured sarcophagus of a Dreadnought caused even the staunchest warrior of the ordu to quail. To be made one of the Ghost Warriors meant an eternity of sterile slaughter, never to feel the wind or taste the blood of the enemy. Bloody fingers dug into Kor’sarro’s arm. ‘Don’t let them.’ He coughed. His eyes were wide. Blood spattered into his beard. Then with a querulous sigh, his face went slack, and his hands flopped limply to the snow.>Kor’sarro hesitated. There was an Apothecary with Gharchai, he knew. Cemakar would be stabilised, kept hovering between the land of blood and the land of ghosts until such time as he could be encased in an adamantine bio-coffin and join the ranks of the living dead. He was too valuable to lose to such a shallow death. Old Shatterhand was a legend – a god-killer and a master of war. The seers would oversee his return and they would awaken him to fight anew.>Unless there was nothing left to awakenThe White Scars feel the same way. Are they Khornate?
>>33810044>They save khornate guardsmenLoyal Guardsmen.You liar.
>>33822306That's what they said about the volscani
>>33822583le space fantasy
>>33822583Necrons can ride to battle with this but you're shocked by that wolf thing?
>>33822666Even necron thing does not look that retarded.
>>33822337Is that a fucking Kraken?Jesus Christ!
>>33822337I hate everything Space Wolves are, but even I admit this picture is fucking awesome. Look at those lil Thunderhawks fighting that thing.
>>33822666>>33822583Both are the brainfarts of Matt Ward's retarded mind. Who the hell made him the boss of all things GW?
>>33822727Then lets try some Chaos!
>>33804750Why the fuck did anyone think that head was a good idea.
>>33822814I think it looks more like a hedgehog than a head.
>>33822790No, not even this.Wolf boat sled grav chariot beats it.
>>33822583Oh wow I don't mind the fenrisian wolves (although they need to calm the fuck down on wolf related things) but a chariot? I know 40k is a bit unbelievable but a fucking chariot pulled by wolves vs tanks and space jets?
>>33822583>mfwFucking why? Why couldn't they just use a Land Speeder like with Sammael (which, funny enough, is not a Chariot)? Leave this shit for WHFB and Daemons.
a flying chariot pulled by non flying creatures is the most retarded thingwhy even bother with the wolves? they are just slowing it down
If they don't make Dais of Destruction after this, I can't describe how mad I'll be.
>>33822869>Leave this shit for WHFB and Daemons.And Necrons (>>33822666)?This counts as a chariot.
>>33822583>nowthisispodracing.jpgJust needs to replace the wolves with jet engines. BAM! Land Speeder.
>>33805439>Now he is only awakened once every thousand years>He is also awakened at the dawn of each new centuryAlrighty then.
>>33822785Knew this model was going to bring out the shitposters
>>33822961Chariot as a rule is fine (Sammael, Vect, what ever). Chariot, as in a cart (hover or not) pulled by steeds, is retarded for a faction with access to fucking jet engines and tanks. Seriously, make it a fucking Land Speeder. Would make 50 billion times more sense than a hover barge with wolves. How about you put a pair of jump packs on the back and make a rocket propelled barge? Or, you know, as other chapters call it: A fucking land speeder. It goes where you want it to go, at high speeds, is not slowed down by terrain, etc.
>>33822583Oh fuck no, who designed that monstrosity
>>33823027>Also awakened Once a decade to be given a report of the chapters search for Russ.
>>33822583Fucking stupid and I love stupid shit but this is just..no..nope..Why not give him a huge cyberwolf mount, that would've been better.
>>33822785>Matt Ward>Any codex writer ever>In charge of modelsEvery time...
>>33823055Eh eh, I love SWs and I that too think is terrible. Seriously, gave him some kind of drakkar themed jet propeled battle barge and my cock will be hard. But floating around and then being pulled by wolves its kinda... Bummer.
>>33807700>>33807649it really, really, really should not be a flyer. I would probably not be bothered at all if it were just a skimmer.
>>33822785You do realize GW builds models first and then they add rules later? Its all actually based on rule of how cool the higher ups (Jervis,Merret, whoever else) think it is and then someone has to make up rules for it.
>>33820737Right, that would be nonsensical. Better instantly drop it by 10%. And when it comes to >>33818992 , then also try and make rules to specific factions (I'm looking at you Chaos Legions. Only Failbaddon and his lot got their own rules. As well as you Craftworlds. Only Iyaden got their rules. Not to mention a shitload of others...).
>>33822583Is that Logan riding this thing?Plus doesn't it look like a one-marine use Longboat with grav engines?
>>33823177Likely is Logan, though supposedly Wolf Lords will be able to take it as well.
>>33822583>>33823189>>33823177waitthis is an actual product that GW are going to sell?this is not some kitbash somebody made and they stuck in WD because they thought it was cool?
>>33823189>>33823220I can't wait for the rules for it. It is a chariot, so it will have chariot rules, but what other rules it will have?Force field that gives Inv Saves to SW's around it? Morale boosting rules? Something really nasty? If so, then no wonder Wolf Lords should have it as a exclusive...or maybe it's only available to Logan? Or maybe it's restricted to the Warlord?Dammit, I can't wait longer.
>>33823124Looks pretty consistent with other attack crafts.
>>33823278>Stormrider - Points = Land Speeder + 20>Treated as a vehicle, didn't get AVs, has a 4+ Invulnerable save and cannot suffer Penetrating hits (all Pens are reduced to Glances).>Gives Logan 4 S5 Ap- attacks on a turn when he charges.>Logan loses Deep Strike if he takes Stormrider>Lots of other cool rules, but didn't get those.
>>33823362>Treated as a vehicle>4+ Invulnerable save>cannot suffer Penetrating hitsSo why even force it as a vehicle?
>>33823362Wow. It may be really useful on the table.
>>33823287eh, it needs to be longer/larger, and/or have bigger wings. I can buy the BFG craft because they don't need to be aerodynamic since they're in space, not an atmosphere. but if they're supposed to be zipping around Cadia or wherever...maybe something like the tail wings off of an Avenger instead of those little baby fins.
>>33823452will ragnar get the same tired old model from 1992 or whenever?
>>33823452Will they reduce the amount of Wolf suffixes and prefixex?
>>33823510PREFIXES!!! I wanted to say prefixes!!
>>33823452>Ragnar took his name from the blackmaned wolf he slewThen why is it white
>>33823558Either the wolf he slew and the cloak are not the same or it faded with age.
>>33822942OBVIOUSLY it can hover, just doesn't have momentum DUHSo instead of putting engines in it like a retard they get magical alien wolves to pull the flying marine box
>>33822961The necron thing is fine, because its not 2 necrons physically dragging it around, they look like drivers or gunners or some shit which is fine. Having a chariot being pulled around by animals is retarded when they have tanks and jets
>>33823558This is my formal cloak!
>>33823636It even says in the picture it is the blackmaned wolf
>>33823446SM don't need big crafts, since they're not sending platoons into enemy ships, only squads. It's basically an LCA to the Shark's LCI.The Caestus is mainly designed for boarding, but is capable of landing. I'm sure the Stormwolf is the same (caestus fluff says it's only one of many similar attack crafts). It would be designed to just ram through and unload.It doesn't need aerodynamics to fly because it's staying afloat on anti-grav and thrusters, and has enough power in its engines to break orbit. The wings are far more likely to just act as control surfaces for atmospheric flight.Personally, I'm very much in board in getting one and converting it into a Caestus. Just put a pair of melta-cannon muzzles on where the grill is and rocket batteries under the wings.
>>33822583>NNNOOOOOOOOOOOO! 9-14 year olds and autistics aren't enough! We must have 5 year olds as well!!!!
>>33823665Let me run this idea on you guys. How about a Necrodermis chariot pulled or carried by C'tan shards. A literal chariot of the gods Sounds cool eh?>Having a chariot being pulled around by animals is retarded when they have tanks and jetsThe Wolves aren't the riches of chapters, though, I think.
>>33822583this is how you CHARIOT GW!!!! you have one job!!!
>>33823918Regardless of how rich they are, they are still Space Marines.If the Guard can afford Chimeras, the SW should be able to afford a Rhino for every member of the chapter.
>>33823918>have their own chapter forges>literally pay nothing for equipment, it's all built by slave labour from resources paid as tithes to the chapter>got time and money to cyber up wolves and make flying chariots>can't afford a pair of jump packs to push the thing along
>>33824000They blew all their money on ale and bitches. You know, the chapter essentials.
>>33824000>Blood Angels released>Dante on a chariot>Pulled by two death company with jetpacks
>>33824109>New Space Marines codex>Calgar on a chariot that is an >Ultramarines symbol>Pulled by members of lesser chapters that wish to be Ultramarines
>>33824109>twoThink you mean a whole squad Santa's sleigh style.
That land speeder anti-grav viking boat sled chariot looks hilarious.This is the kind of wolf wolf stuff we need, except viking flavored. I mean, every other release has been either complete shit or completely amazing, so if the chariot is gonna be shit, might as well go full wolftard.
>>33822583This is the stupidest thing I have ever seen, I must have one!
>>33824149wardus pattern chariot
>>33822583Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way...
>>33804656Ah, shit. I don't want to want to play Space Wolves. :(
>>33824345>that picwhy is it not animated!
Vect better get a Dias pulled by busty space elf slaves after this
>>33824399That old Dias with busty bombshell slaves in skimpy outfits. Back when Daemonettes were topless and skimpier.
>>33822583Reminder that people will field this model while telling you that imperial jetbikes no longer exist in 40k.
>>33824509It very obviously uses Land Speeder type anti-grav plating and not Sammael/Scimitar plates.
>>33824109>Orks re-released >Warboss on a chariot >has to pull it himself
>>33824509While the presence of imperial jetbikes somewhere in the galaxy can be debated by selectively applying canon of choice, the fact that the Santa Sled resembles a Land Speeder or Javelin more is apparent.
>>33824509>>33824575>>33824664I won't be surprised when DA's will get their own Jetbikes.Ravenwing Jetbikes. Prepare thy anus.
>>33824685And they refuse to share with AdMech a la BA?
>>33824685>Ravenwing Jetbikes.Unbound Dark Angels. Fill your slots with Ravenwing Attack / Support Squadrons and Jetbikes.
>>33824509No different from people telling CSM can't have new tech because they fail to maintain it, while CSM have ships the Imperium has failed to maintain.
>>33824701Yup. No STC for the greedy rustbuckets. Though WS Chapter will be disappointed...
>>33822839GOTTA KILL FAST!
>>33824657>no cyboars pulling itSounds about GW logic.
>>33824731Wonder only if DA's would get the same as in SM Legion tier, or modified (aka: poorer in options, yet still deadly).
>>33809145Can't wait for my cheap as fuck Traktor Kannons to smack it out of the sky.
>>33824763Sonic the Space Wol...FORGET WHAT I WANTED TO SAY!!!
>>33805514I just think it will look better without the gold colour.
>>33811155Dude. No. Black dragons had large scythes coming from the underside of their forearms and bone crests on their heads.They are not like wolverine at all in the physical department.
>>33824345Flashing through the snowIn a two wolf open sleighO'er the fields we goSlashing all the wayBells on wolf tails ringMaking swords flash brightWhat fun it is to laugh and singA slaying song tonight
>>33824733CSM ship degrades slower due to Warp time flow or it's daemon possessed.Simple explanations.
>>33822666Yes, the wolf thing is fucking retarded by comparison. Because it's being pulled by fucking WOLVES. >>33822583That's the most stupid shit I've seen yet from GW. It's not even cool in a "it's so stupid it's cool" sense. It's just fucking retarded.
>>33823918>The Wolves aren't the riches of chapters, though, I think.So they can afford a technological marvel like an anti-grav sled, but they couldn't afford to strap an engine or two to it?Yeah nah.
>>33824953Oh!Murderfang, murderfangHowling all the way!Oh what fun it is to rideIn a two wolf open sleigh
>New Tau codex>Twinlinked railrifle chariot pulled by two large gun drones
>>33824924They are Barakas. Minus butt ugly faces and shark teeth.
>New Sisters Codex>Mistress Repentia on a chariot pulled by two Sisters Repentia>Reins are chains with hooks fastened through the Repentia's flesh
>>33824924u wot, bub
>>33807475Nah, Ragnar is fine.
>Nobody has posted this yetFor shame /tg/.1/2
>>33822583I know that 40k is "I was only pretending to be retarded!" the setting, but this is a bit too much.
>>33825093Whip it good! >New Adeptus Militarum>Creed on a chariot>Pulled by Kell driving a Baneblade
>>33822583I expect to see a podracer conversion of this thing, like that other anon mentioned. And it will be glorious!
>>33822583There are 402 Wolves hidden in this picture. Can you find them all?
>>33825295>New Imperial Guard>Creed on a chariot>Kell driving the chariot>The chariot is a Leviathan>Being pulled by Warhounds>Can outflankGotta think big for a man as important as Creed, anon.
>>33822583Fuck, I need to buy this. This has to be converted into a Santa sleigh. Glowing Wolf nose and all.
>>33825295Nah man>New Imperial Guard codex>Colonel Greiss in overturned Chimera chariot>Pulled by Nork Deddog
>>33825093At least that would make sense. Sisters Repentia are meant to be doing painful, crazy stuff as a form of penance. Getting them to do something useful at the same time (e.g. kill enemies, pull a chariot containing a more valuable Sister into enemy killing range) is just efficient. This whole wolf thing has kinda gone off the deep end now...Come to think about it, Sisters Repentia are basically Dwarf Slayers, down to the whole "repentance through death" thing.
>>33822583This looks like an idea straight out of He-man.
>>33825295>>33825360>Macharius>in a howdah built in top of a baneblade>pulled by enslaved heretics of his conquests>servitor behind him, holding up a laurel over his head
>>33825295Sure, why not? The Imperium whip slaves to aim their canons on the broadside of their space ships.>tfw wolves have better working conditions than countless humans
>>33825121This is the description from the old Index Astartes section from GWs page>But the Ossmodula zygote of the Black Dragons functions in an abnormal way causing the growth of bony crests on the head, and blade-likep rotuberances from the forearm and elbow. Like the Death Company of the Blood Angels, warriors inflicted with such abnormal developments are formed into a separate fighting unit. Known as the Dragon Claws, they sharpen these additional protrusions to a killing edge, and sheath them in adamantium to turn them into deadly close combat weapons. This strains the tolerance of the Inquisition and their are many recorded instances of other Space Marine Chapters (notably the Dark Angels and Marines Malevolent) refusing to fight alongside them.Doesn't say which direction they grow but clearly states there's more than just claws on the forearm.The first appareance of the Chapter afaik in the Chapter Approved article fluffing the various chapters and introducing their individual rules and background had these conversions though.>pic relatedThe article was by Andy Chambers himself, so that is as official as it gets imo, that picture is from a Black Library blogpost as far as I can tell and well, I wouldn't consider and illustration based on a short briefing for the artist a more reliable source than the dude in charge of 40k back then.
>Ork codex>Chariot>Pic related
>>33822583LAUGHS FOR THE LAUGHS GOD
>>33824109>>33824149>>33825023>>33825093>>33825295>>33825360>>33825437Why is it with every GW release we have people trying their hardest, and most of the time utterly failing, to be funny?
>>33825591I read a book that had drawings of black dragons, some of the horns grow rather weird and ended up like branching antlers instead.
>>33822583The sight of the so called "Stormfang" had left the ancient son of Russ even more infuriated and longing for rest than previous awakenings. As the Iron Wolfs and tech-adepts led him back to his stasis chamber Bjorn caught a glimpse of something in an alcove off to the side of the great hall. It looked like a...sleigh of some sort and some tech adepts were attaching something to the front of it...."OH FUCK NO" bellowed the mighty machine. "ARE YOU GODDAMN CANINE FUCKERS CHAINING UP WOLVES TO A DAMNED GRAV CHARIOT?" "Of course mighty Bjorn the Great Wolf Grimnar saw it fit to construct a mighty chariot for himself to represent the chaptors glor-" a backhand from Bjorns lighting claw sent the unfortunate adept flying and crashing into a nearby wolf statue. "GLORY MY METAL CHAFFED ASS, YOU FUCKERS HAVE TAKEN IT TOO FAR THIS TIME. FIRST IT WAS PUTTING WOLVES ON YOUR ARMOR, THEN IT WAS FIGHTING ALONGSIDE THE WOLVES, THEN RIDING THE WOLVES, THEN MAKING MACHINES LOOK LIKE THE WOLVES BUT THIS?! A FUCKING WOLF DRAWN SLEIGH?" "LOGAN GET YOUR SORRY ASS OVER HERE SANTA CLAWS"Shocked for Bjorn to be calling him out personally this story time the Great Wolf strode over to the ancient warrior with a nervous pace. "Mighty Fell Handed I take it you are not pleased with the Storm Chariot I had commissioned to the Iron Wolves?" cont...
>>33825093I now want muscular repentia..
>>33825644Because how ever stupid their ideas will be, what ever GW comes up with will top everything in idiocy.
>>33825651"DAMN FUCKING STRAIGHT IM NOT PLEASED YOU KNOW THIS CHAPTER USED TO BE SOMETHING GREAT EVEN WITH THAT PRETENTIOUS ASSHOLE RUSS RUNNING THE SHOW, WE USED TO STRIKE FEAR INTO THE ENEMY THROUGH OUR COURAGE AND SAVAGERY BUT NOW THIS CHAPTER IS A FUCKING LAUGHING STOCK "HOUNDS OF THE EMPEROR" INDEED; I CANT BELIEVE IM ABOUT TO SAY THIS BUT FOR THE FIRST TIME IN CENTURIES I CAN SAY THAT IM ASHAMED TO BE CALLED AN ASTARTES OF THE SPACE WOLVES." And with that Bjorn thundered off to his stasis chamber, horrified techpriests cautiously following at a safe distance and no younger Space Wolf daring to question or retort his words. "DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT WAKING ME UP FOR MORE "STORY TIME" NEXT CENTURY CAUSE IM NOT GOING TO HAVE A PART IN THIS SHIT ANYMORE."As the crashing footsteps of Bjorn's metal form ceased as he strode off Logan took a good long look at the Storm Chariot he had taken recent pride in as he turned to a nearby Wolf Guard."You know I think it needs more wolf dont you think?"Some things never change
>>33825591Index Astartes is from like 3E bro.
>>33822583This is EXACTLY what spess muhreens need: more unique units (actually UNIQUE units, not variations of the same shit).
>>33825591>bone claws sheathed in adamantium>less wolverine than space wolveslol are you serious right now
>>33825651>>33825720Poor Bjorn. No break for him...
>>33825731So? Still some of the best stuff written for 40k.And mostly not even superceded by newer material.>>33825753Well, read the rest of it maybe? Besides the new BL illustration didn't even get that right.
>>33824986>So they can afford a technological marvel like an anti-grav sled, but they couldn't afford to strap an engine or two to it?Logan was given a budget to make his toy and fucked up.> "Look at this anti-grav unit, their isn't many like that in this galaxy ! Now we just have to add some propulsion and we're going to show Sammael who's the man ! How much do we have left for that ?"> "Weeeeeeell...."Has someone told Bjorn yet ?
>>33823954Convoluted, static, hard to see, overall retarded.At least the Wolf Wacky Wagon is sort of dynamic and you can clearly see what it is.
>>33825870But are the wolves anatomically correct?
>>33825905Who knows. Have to look under them...unless they have loads of fur.
>>33825272Space wolves ever pretended they weren't retarded?I guess they did way long ago
>>33826074>Space wolves ever pretended they weren't retarded?Nah, in fact Russ whole stick is him pretending to be retarded.
>>33825870>Andy Chambers>as official as it gets>mfw SC2
>>33826109That's a pretty retarded stick
>>33825644Because 40kids need their confirmation bias.
>>33826074Pretty much all of the Imperium is full retarded. I'm sure there are Inquisitors with grimdark segways combined with lawnmowers.
>>33808283Is this from a Black Library book?
>>33826145I don't think you know what confirmation bias actually means.
>>33826131Actually it's not bad. This makes your enemy not take you seriously and make him do less effort in killing you. And then SMASH!! The pretending is over and he's full of openings.
>>3382632240kids wants people to agree with them to validate their opinion as fact.
>>33822583Holy fuck, Forge World save us from Geedub!
>>33826342>implying that's any different in other fandomsYou get sperglords everywhere.
>>33826342You're replying to someone replying to people mocking the sleigh. So.... you support the sleigh?
>>33826131Not really, if Russ's enemies expects him to be a dumbass he will outsmart them when the time comes.
>>33826393Which one if you don't mind me asking?
>>33826401Nah, I just support the right for fun allowed units.The sleigh is still too much, though. I'm kinda glad now that I have the old metal model of Logan.
>>33826372You do know that Forge World is part of Games Workshop, right?As in, they're the same guys. Always have been.
>>33826342That's not what confirmation bias is. You should probably stop calling people kids now. And shill, and apologist, because you probably make those shitposts too.
>>33826418He's a goddamn primarch, he outsmarts everyone just by existing.Russ is just the dumbest primarch.
>>33826431The Emperor's Gift
>>33826456Yes, and they make hell of a lot better models than GW's studio.What's your point?
>>33826490And better fluff, Bligh and his lackeys are just pure awesome.
>>33826447You're going to be able to field Logan on foot>>33826456Technically they have different teams, but the two supposedly interact a lot and share ideas.
>>33826460Confirmation bias is to agree with information that supports your opinion even if it might not be accurate.
>>33812793>fuckingThe big deal is that it's a giant fucking robot with power fists. Powerfists already ignore armor and murder shit. Adding an axe on top of the power fist not only looks retarded but is completely redundant. Fuck you GW. Go play warmachine in some other setting you English pricks. At least Jacks have smaller hands and no power fields over their damn plot fists to render the addition of melee weapons extraneous.
>>33826572Eh, GW is just making models out of concepts people have been doing for conversions for year now.
>>33826572They are British you fuck.
>>33826131not really. The issue is the woofs have forgotten that Russ was pretending
>>33822583This type of shit just shows why the Space Wolves are the gayest and straight up most stupid space marine legion. They're just so over the top dumb. Cheaper, better, more dakka, fucking space sleighs now..god damn. Fuck this game man.
>>33826487such a great book before it transformed into yiff wank
>>33822857I know. Its pretty cool mini and very 40k.
>>33826661Why does ADB pretend he doesn't like the wolves
>>33826536So what does that have to do with making posts using comedic over exaggeration to mock a concept that tries to play something equally ridiculous straight?
>>33826601Hence why I said that you twit. Fucking over your head. Just leave.
>>33808283Why do I find the idea of a giant armored tank hitting on an inquisitor funny, what would he say?
>>33826636>better, cheaperBecause being speshul is their shtick anon
>>33826661>I'm sad>I'M SAAAAAD>Good book
>>33826708NO FUCK YOU THERE ARE FOUR COUNTRIES IN BRITAIN NOT JUST ENGLAND YOU RETARDED SHITNOZZLE, FUCKING STOP ASSUMING BRITIAN=ENGLAND ONLY YOU FUCKING CUNT. THIS IS WHY THE SCOTS WANT TO LEAVE.
>>33826764>NO FUCK YOU THERE ARE FOUR COUNTRIES IN BRITAIN NOT JUST ENGLAND YOU RETARDED SHITNOZZLE, FUCKING STOP ASSUMING BRITIAN=ENGLAND ONLY YOU FUCKING CUNT. THIS IS WHY THE SCOTS WANT TO LEAVE.But GW is based in Nottinghamshire, which while it is in Britain, it is more specifically in England.
>>33823446It probably just supplements the wings with vectored thrust like most other imperial aircraft.
>>33826764I thought there was only 3.
>>33826720Isn't that like every ADB book ever?
>>33826764That anon said they were English, and while not all British are English all English are definitely British.
>>33826719people call it England for the same reason people call the continent America: because only one of those countries actually matters
>>33826824England, Scotland, Northern Ireland and Wales.Wales actually joined last.
>>33826833Yes, which is why I'm always baffled about why he's considered a cut above the other dregs.
>>33826764>>33826878>thinking anyone outside your shitty little island gives a fuck about its regional differences
>>33826764One, you look like a child with your scary bold letters. Bold does not make your garbage any more meaningful. Two, I am aware the UK is a combination of countries; however, GW is English so again, fuck you. Three, get the hell out of this thread you butthurt angry man child.
>>33826878Northern Ireland isn't in Britain.The UK, yes, but Britain is explicitly the landmass containing England, Scotland and Wales.
>>33826871Hmmm. Linked my bait to the wrong Anon. Embarrassing.
oh look, i've wandered onto /b/
>>33826878Wales is not a country. It's a state of mind at best.
>>33826908I am sorry for getting mad, and I accept that I am wrong.
>>33826954The Welsh unsettle me, their language is so fucking weird.
>>3382693240k brings out the best in people
>>33827001I heard H.P. Lovecraft was traumatised when he found out there was a Welshman in his family tree.
>>33827021Itäs kinda like 4chan is a reflection of the retardation in 40k.
>>33827029They ain't right lad, there's something off about the very land they come from.
>>33827001Too much sheep blood in their veins.
>>33826954>>33827001>>33827067How do the Welsh differ from Englishmen and Scots? I have only rudimentary knowledge of brits.
>>33827173Scot's are big angry drunks that hate everything, the English are a mixed bag of stuff, the Welsh are the sheep lovers that everyone forgets, they have their own secret language that makes no sense in the slightest.
>>33827173They have no defining characteristics save their weird language, lust for sheep and dreadful accent.
>>33827173You know how bronies have weird sexual orientation right? Replace horses with sheeps.
>>33827232>>33827237>>33827267Ok.Were they once their own kingdom or something? Was there once a king of sheepshaggers?
>>33827291Apparently there was.They also have a town with a retardedly long name.