> Friday, December 13th, 2013SITUATION: http://pastebin.com/Ac5gJdwqMECHANICS: http://pastebin.com/Se82xDLeCREW ROSTER: http://pastebin.com/qVD3DM17TANK ROSTER: http://pastebin.com/UCXDAajgTHE SHOP: http://pastebin.com/ZMy4Q2sqYou are Gertrude Pool, Sophomore Class President and new commander of Lafayette Girls Academy’s revived Tankery Team.You work on some pancakes for Bernadette early in the morning. She sits at the table, reading through one of her assigned reading books for English, “Little Women” it is. She’s already dressed out for the day, but this morning you both woke up next to each other, then got dressed as if nothing happened last night.Last night wasn’t very conductive to your thought processes.“Um.” You look over at Bernadette. She looks up from her book, concernedly. “So… the fuck are we going to tell Kitten?”Bernadette says, “I would’ve assumed you’d know. I mean, I did force myself on you in all technicality.” She shrugs. “Just be honest with her, Gertrude. Hell, give her a kiss or something, I don’t care. It’s not like any relationship between us will last long.”You frown. “Bernadette, your pessimism is quite annoying sometimes, and I hate that. I just- I told her I would wait until after the tournament for this stuff, and I…” You blink. “Damn it. I lied to her.”You scratch your chin, thinking. What to do now? Pep Rally’s today, along with practice.> Head onto School> Take a Vacation Day (6)> Talk to Bernadette (Topic?)> Call Someone (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Other
>>33676193>> Take a Vacation Day (6)>> Talk to Bernadette (Topic?)Time to resolve drama!
Trudy chose to keep Fairless, even though Fairless believes the relationship will probably fall apart due to long periods of separation once she graduates.Kitten loves Trudy, Trudy loves Kitten (in possibly somewhat different ways).Fairless and Kitten at the very least get along well.Fairless doesn't mind if we kiss Kitten.How do we move from this to a poly relationship where everyone is happy?
>>33676193> Take a Vacation Day (6)> Call Someone (Specify)Bring Kitten over to our dorm with Fairless.We need to sit down and talk this out, after we kiss Kitten.Like that anon said last thread, Kitten said to be selfish, time to be selfish, let's have both of them.
>>33676193>Talk to Bernadette (About princenton and staying in touch)>Also, stop being pessimistic. Love conquers all!Time for tanks and love.
>>33676193> Head onto SchoolTime for apologies!
>>33676193>> Take a Vacation Day (6)>> Talk to Bernadette (Topic?)Relationship drama!>> Call Someone (Specify)Get Kitten to come round, for extra DRAMA!
>>33676240>How do we move from this to a poly relationship where everyone is happy?Like that anon said last thread>Still a chance to work matters out tomorrow. Have the talk about what this all actually /means/ and bring in Kitten to see what she wants. Any multi-party relationship has to be on the basis of mutual respect and mutual desire, and discussed thoroughly. But well, Kitten did tell Trude to be selfish and proposing to both of them is pretty self-oriented.
>>33676240>>33676242That doesn't really work, you know.GIving a kiss is not the same as 'Hey, get in a romantic relationship with another girl while we are away, then break up and get back to me, ok?'
>>33676193>Take a Vacation Day (6)>> Talk to Bernadette (Topic?)>> Call Someone (Kitten)We are settling this right fucking now.
>>33676279>GIving a kiss is not the same as 'Hey, get in a romantic relationship with another girl while we are away, then break up and get back to me, ok?'That is not what we are doing at all anon.
>>33676279>Hey, get in a romantic relationship with another girl while we are away, then break up and get back to me, ok?I said a poly relationship, not that.And I asked how we move from where we are now to a poly relationship, not "let's just have Trudy start dating Kitten too".
>>33676267>>33676242>>33676240That's actually dumb. Polyamoury is not a thing.
>>33676193> Take a Vacation Day> Find Kitten, drag her off somewhere to have a talk.I'm not happy at all how last night went down, but it's done and over with. Best thing to do is talk to Kitten, tell her what's going on, and pray for forgiveness for breaking our word.>>33676240>>33676242At this point, I have no idea how to make it work without irritating Bernadette and causing another shitstorm among players. Trude DID tell Bernadette that she chose her, after all.Also, forewarning, German has some sort of stomach bug right now so expect some weird delays.
>>33676193>Take a Vacation Day (6)>Call Kitten to come here
>>33676240>How do we move from this to a poly relationship where everyone is happy?We need to get them together with us and talk to them straight, something like "Kitten, I love you, and Fairless, I really like you, and goddamnit I want you both even despite Bernadette's pessimism towards a long distance relationship and Kitten being a passive ball of cute"
>>33676327not even one of those posters but it is a thing just not common
>>33676327>Polyamoury is not a thing.It's sad that people are not mature enough to actually believe this and think that people can't find happiness in such relationships.
>>33676328Poisoned by the #1 Kitten Fag, Ronald McDonald
>>33676372Don't shittalk McDonalds, their breakfast food is shit but their burgers are great.
>>33676328>At this point, I have no idea how to make it work without irritating BernadetteShe seemed fine with the prospects of us being with Kitten and seemed to accept that such would happen if we have a relationship with her which she thinks will fail.Let's prove her wrong by having a successful relationship with her AND Kitten
>>33676396Yeah, uh, guess what German ate.
>>33676396Murican McDonalds is fucking disgusting, fuck me, maccas in Sudan, Oman and Yemen was better than maccas in San Fran
>>33676424He ate their shitty breakfast, who eats fast food breakfast when you actually have a choice
>>33676365>It's sad that people are not mature enough to actually believe this and think that people can't find happiness in such relationships.Given the tenor of the opening, though, I am not exceptionally optimistic. We should be prepared for tears instead.
>>33676396But McDonalds is only good for McCafe
>>33676443That is why we should ready Trude's ultimate weapons, HUGS and POUT
>>33676193> Take a Vacation Day (6)> Call Someone (Kitten)> Talk to Bernadette (Straighten things out between her, Gertrude and Kitten)Please don't take my sunshine away...
>>33676426Japan's Mickey D's has the MEGA TOMAGO burger, which is pretty good. Though, when I had a choice I ate Mos Burger instead.>>33676443That tenor might be because of food poisoning.
>>33676460>emotional blackmail to get into a poly relationshipAre you trying to make Trudy single?
>>33676193>“Damn it. I lied to her.”This is what really gets to me, I can get over Fairless winning, but it happened after we had that talk with Kitten about waiting
>>33676460Those are Kitten's ultimate weapon. Trudy's ultimate weapons are Boast and Guts.
>>33676474>Please don't take my sunshine away...goddamnit anon, right in the feels
>>33676396Both are shit in comparison to others. Like In N Out. Superior quality burgers!
>>33676365They actually tend to be more stable because you communicate more and get your physical needs met.
>>33676240>How do we move from this to a poly relationship where everyone is happy?I'm imagining something like Trude gets Kitten and Bernadette in the same room, and tells Kitten about last night, then confesses her feelings about Kitten and says something like "Fuck it, time to be selfish" and kisses Kitten and Bernadette and just hugs and holds them while she crys her feelings out.
> Take a Vacation Day (5)> Call Someone (Kitten)“Kitten!”“Oh, Trudy, did you have fun last night-““I need you to come here! Now! Just… listen, I did have fun last night and I got all kinds of emotions running-“ You look over at Bernadette, who stares at you like you just gave birth to a centaur or some shit. “Um… yeah. But listen, I… Can we just discuss a few things, you and I? I feel like I’ve done something wrong.”“Let me guess. She kissed you didn’t she.”“… how did you-““Trudy, you underestimate how well I can detect the little subtleties that make up your emotional stability.”“… So…?”“You just sound fucking nuts. Yeah, yeah, I’ll come over. That’s fine. Don’t worry, okay?”“Thanks…” You hang up, sighing as you lean on the counter. “God.”Bernadette says, “You doing alright? I hope we didn’t mess you up bad or anything, I mean… yeah. I’ll stop talking.”> Boast> Neutral> Polite> Write in
>>33676572>> NeutralI don't know
>>33676572>> Neutralmessed us up, not bad, but we're in all sorts of places right now and we need both our wimminz
>>33676572>NeutralI'm not quite sure myself, to be honest.
>>33676572> Neutral> You look over at Bernadette, who stares at you like you just gave birth to a centaur or some shit. Sorry, I laughed. I didn't know if the fact that Trude thought that or the thought of Bernadette drawing that was funnier.
>>33676572> NeutralI'm sure she's mixed up inside, Trude's happy that she's with Fairless, sad that she left Kitten, guilt that she lied to her, I bet she wants to throw up a bit
>>33676572>BoastDoing this so early is bad. Should have waited for after the practice.
>>33676572>Blatantly dishonest boast
>>33676572>>An Unconvincing Boast
>>33676572> NeutralLying feels shitty, man
>>33676572>> NeutralTry not to hyperventilate.
>BoastAlways boast, never anything else.
>BoastHmm, no, don't think the harem end will happen. It's only going to hurt people and alienare Trudy.
>>33676746says you, and evidence and characterization in the quest proves otherwise
>>33676544But that could have wait till after the tournament.Well I stopped caring about relationship problems in this after German declared there will be. I just hope this doesn't take up an entire day. We have people to help loyalty quests to pick up
>>33676396How can you be so wrong? The other only good part about mcdonalds is the breakfast menu. You stupid muppet.>>33676572>Polite>What do you think, you dumb whore
>>33676193Holy shit, I miss two threads and this happens? Fucking hell tg.
>>33676775>I just hope this doesn't take up an entire day.It shouldn't, but we need to resolve this fast and properly, then we can spend the rest of the day on loyalty quests with our girls and help out at the prep rally
>>33676800At least you didn't make a grilled cheese.
>>33676839>>33676844Oh that's great
>>33676800What a weekend to miss. I was out to dinner and playing dota all last night. Imagine my surprise.Although I thought she was just gonna go full statutory rapey on Gertrude.>>33676819Image for you.
>>33676839>>33676844That poor poor anon, we need to make it up to him by having Trude cook Fairless and Kitten the most orgasmic literature grilled cheese sandwich ever.
>>33676839>>33676844>idiots making big deal of this like it's a jap dating sim
>>33676895Didn't you know? Make pretend on an imageboard about anime and shitposting is the most serious goddamned business.If you're not getting mad why even participate?
>>33676892>most orgasmic literature grilled cheese sandwichhow exactly do you use literature to grill a cheese
> Neutral“It’s fine, Bernadette.” You shake your head as you run over and then jump onto her couch with a loud “pomf”. You turn over and sigh. “Honestly, I’m a little mad that this happening, right before the tournament.”“Well, apologies.” Bernadette pushes her empty plate away, then closes her book. The door opens up, and in walks Kitten, wearing that leather jacket you gave for her birthday and looking relatively… neutral. “Hey, Kitten.”You nod. “Hi, Kitten.”Kitten walks over, then kneels by you and smiles. “Hey, Trudy. How’s my favorite girl doing?”“Please,” you say. “Look, we need to settle things, alright?” Kitten nods. Bernadette is quiet as well. They must be waiting for you to talk.…“Um.” You blink. “Well…”> HOW DO YOU SETTLE THINGS?
>>33676941I meant most orgasmic written grilled cheese sandwich, brain derped
>>33676950>Yesteday, things happened and I made my choice.
>>33676777I like the hash browns personally>>33676808I just hope we can just end this by telling them we can focus on this after we winMy wording may be a bit wrong and may be taken the wrong way but I just hope we can back to focus on the more important things we need to do
>>33676950> DeathmatchA SEXY deathmatch.
>apologize>mention the kissing>and the choice made
>>33676950Situation is complicated but we have more pressing issues to deal with. I'm going to be selfish after we win the tournament
>>33676950"Damnit this is hard. Kitten, Bernadette kissed me and I kissed her back and I agreed to try a relationship with her despite her thinking its doomed to failure, but I know what I said to you earlier about putting this on hold and how much of a hypocrite I am right now but I also love you and I want a relationship with you too and goddamnit my brain is all over the place and please can the both of you just hold me."
>>33676950You said to be selfish, so I'm gonna be selfish. I know you two have been getting along lately, and I want you both. What do you say?
>>33676950Wait did Trudy and Fairless fuck?So first things first, we have to tell Kitten what happened, Fairless asked us out and we said yes, we also have to apologize about lying to Kitten about waiting, we didn't do it intentionally but it happened
>Uh, yeah, I know I talked about waiting for the tournament. Things did not go as I planned or hopd for, but...>I like you both, but yesterday I made a choiceDamnit.
>>33676989>I just hope we can just end this by telling them we can focus on this after we win>My wording may be a bit wrong and may be taken the wrong way but I just hope we can back to focus on the more important things we need to doIt should be blatantly obvious that it is already too late to do that. "Waiting" just means continuing the waifu-war and hoping each side can cockblock the other whenever an important decision has to be made.
>>33676950>Throw up the colors of the rainbow
>>33676950>We all need to get our feelings out in the open, no more passive shit.
>>33676973Sounds about right.
>>33676950"You told me to me selfish, and last night I was, I chose to have a relationship with Fairless, but damnit I'm going to be selfish now too. I love you and want to have a relationship with you too Kitten."
>>33676950Explain that we kissed Fairless and insisted on dating her, but that we feel like we messed up due to lying to Kitten. Also that we'd like to also be dating Kitten but only if Fairless and her both want it.I can't write anything better than this.>>33676973no meta votes allowed
>>33676950YOU ALL LET THIS HAPPEN, NOW FIX IT!
>>33676950Seconding >>33677050 & >>33677068 & >>33677081 & >>33677090
>>33677118with you on this
>>33676950I would rather not choose between you if I can help it, but I don't know if that's an option. Hypothetically speaking, how would you both take it if I said I wanted to have a relationship with both of you?
>>33677062But on the other hand we might get more side track by wanting to do dates or some stuff.I mean we lost a chance to fight ace as a team because of a date.
>>33676950>>33676950>>apologize>>mention the kissing>>and the choice made>and how it was not planned at all, but it happened and can't be undone.>But still want to be the same best friends with Kitten and stuffNo one did ever plan for this, did they?
>>33676950> HOW DO YOU SETTLE THINGS?That's a really fucking good question.Going "hey, you guys are friends, wanna threesome" isn't going to work because, really, Gertrude doesn't have a good idea of how those two are getting along. She knows that they've been getting along better, they might be interested in each other (might!), and that they have apparently been corroborating with... whatever the hell just happened. Trude doesn't have enough information to really push for a polyamorous relationship.On Trude's side, she does have enough to actually want to go through with it: players' wishes aside, Trude sees Kitten as pretty much part of herself, and has admitted to the other seniors that, had Kitten asked, she would have gone out with her. On the other hand, last night showed that Trude was definitely interested in Bernadette.
>>33676950"Last night I made myself a hypocrite and lied to you and was selfish, I chose to start dating Fairless, but fucking damnit I want to choose you too."Nothing doing, go for broke, pull Kitten in for a kiss, then pull Fairless in for a kiss and see how they respond
>>33676950>>33676973This is the vote for me.
>>33677134No, because we going to wait until after the tournament and Anons thought with their dicks during the vote last night about getting their OTP while the rest of us tried in vain to yell at them to stop.
>>33676950>>33676973After we throw up we need to tell Kitten what happened last night, we also need to say sorry about it happening after we told her we wanted to wait, but I think everyone needs to air out their feelings. Trudy likes both of them very much, Kitten has been Trude's best friend for most of her life and Fairless has been a ton of help this year with all the shit going down with the school.
>>33677134Doubt it.I don't even know what I want, suggesting polyamory would come off as so cringeworthy and could just fuck up chances with both girls, but just pointedly avoiding it while bemoaning having to choose is just the same thing except also cowardly and dishonest. So I don't see a good move for people who want the 'both' option.
>>33677134>can't be undone.does not need to be undone anon, merely added to
>>33677062This guy gets it.But I'm going to vote for something with support already, sorry man.>Yesterday, things happened, and I made a choice.I really don't see how asking for both of them can be a good thing.
Vote stops here.
>>33677205>I really don't see how asking for both of them can be a good thing.>>33677189>suggesting polyamory would come off as so cringeworthy and could just fuck up chances with both girlsthe only way it will end badly is if we don't because fuck me if that abomination of a thread yesterday ruins everything
>>33676950>> HOW DO YOU SETTLE THINGS?"It isn't working. I said I'd try to wait until after the tournament but... this happened. And I realize it isn't fair to either of you to keep waffling. I love you both. Kitten, you've been my best friend for most of my life and I can't imagine not being close to you. Bernadette, you're just awesome and amazing and this wouldn't have been possible at all without you. I've been so terrified of hurting either of you, or worse, losing you. I'm sick to my stomach right now at that thought.But this isn't about just me. I mean it is about me, but you guys too. We could... try... something, or I can choose and please, please don't hate me."
>>33677155So, in short, I'll go with whatever the hell will get Kitten and Bernadette talking to us about what the hell THEY are doing. We can't push anything until we know what they want, aside from Bernadette's fatalism about the relationship not lasting.
>>33676950I support all harem end votes, confessions of love, guilt ridden appologising for lying/being a hypocrite and the selfishness declaration. And some dropping spaghetti too.
>>33677210>Cutting off things before they get crazyYou're learning Schteel
>>33676950>Just apologize and cry/throw up for lieing to her.This really isn't a situationw here this kind of subject can end in threesomes.
>>33677248It's already nuts.
>>33677244I'm sure a lot of people feel spaghetti-dropping is in order.
>111 posts in 40 minutesIt's happening.
>>33676889>>33676819>>33676839>>33676844Gotta say, I'm pretty upset right now. Looking at the archive they weren't even thinking, just saw a chance to get wet and took it. No, forget Kitten, I mean it's not like shes been with us for years or anything. I'm off for the day. FuckInb4 serious business. Best girl is always serious business.
>>33677356Can we hit 1000 posts before autosage?Probably not, but we can certainly try.
>>33677371Yep, thats my problem with this too, it exactly replicated PGQ's routelock plus or minus a samefagged vote.Though I'm glad we've got the chance to fix things (and from my count of the votes we are)
>>33677371You didn't expect the best good friend to get friendzoned?
Rolled 46Rolling to accomplish 3-way relationship, the best way to settle this.
>>33677409Seriously hope you guys are not planning on "Opps, sorry about last night. Taksies backsies are all good right?"
>>33677436well those votes won already so it seems like we're going for italso, after this stressful as hell day, after the prep rally and practice, we need to cuddle up on our couch holding on to Fairless and Kitten and cry as we sob sing our sunshine song>>33677456nope, we ain't taking last night back, but we are not letting it fuck things up either
I think we are all missing the most important part of yesterday's thread.Is anyone going to rescue Rochelle from Clara and her cheerleaders?
>>33677456As a Kittenfag, I absolutely don't want that to happen, it would just lead to more bullshit and shitstorms.I'd rather lose than try to fumble back to what we had before
>>33677409Votes*It was 4 votes over 4 updates.Dickthinkin' is the worst thinkin', anons.
>>33677371>>33676931I found something for you.
>>33677491nope, we do that after the demands and poor resolution shaky cam ransom video comes in
>>33677491We already kind of did that. Ish.... We should probably check up on her later, though.
>>33677491Sealand has been lost
Oh god you feel like you’re going to throw up. Good thing you took a vacation day.“Gertrude?” says Bernadette. You hold your hand up, clearing your throat.“Listen. I’m stupid. I wanted to wait until after the tournament to clear this stuff up, and I know that might’ve hurt you both and I got… I got confused and then Bernadette comes in and kisses me and I just- I’m a complete sub aren’t I?” Bernadette shrugs at that. Kitten blushes a little at that. “But, no. That’s- That’s not why we’re here, right? Kitten, I lied to you. I told you I wanted to save it until after the tournament but I didn’t and now…” You shake your head. This is going now.You point to Bernadette. “You, you’re awesome. I like you just the way you are, Bernadette.”You point to Kitten. “Kitten, I love you, honest to god. I know you probably- No, you do have feelings for me, don’t you?” Kitten looks away, fiddling with her hair a bit. “And… I hate to hurt you guys. I just… I don’t want to choose.”Kitten says, “Trudy. Listen. I know you don’t want to choose. I told Bernadette specifically to go for you.” Your eyes widen at that. “I… I can wait. Hell, you can choose whoever-““That’s the thing!” you say, surprising. “You told me to be selfish! Kitten, on the one hand, I… want you! But… I also want Bernadette…”[1/2]
>>33677491>rescueShe don't need rescue, this time tomorrow she'll have Clara wrapped around her little finger.
>>33677491Sealand has already been invaded, conquered, and claimed. She's dead to us.
>>33677547We can just declare war on Clara and take Rochelle as a protectorate.
>>33677558[2/2]…You sigh. “I’m going to take a shot in the dark. Polyamory isn’t going to work, is it?”Kitten blinks, smiling. “Wow. That’s-“Bernadette says, “I don’t mind.” You both look at her like she just admitted to the Lizzie Borden murders. “I mean- Look. I like you and Kitten as a couple, I think you two would be better.”“Bernadette.” Kitten stands up, placing her hands on her hips. “We agreed you could have Gertrude until you graduated then I’d have my shot! I mean- I’d like to have Gertrude, I’ve… I entertained the possibility of a polyamorous relationship type deal but this…”What is going on anymore.Bernadette says, “Gertrude, are you fine with this?”Kitten says, “You can have her on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Sundays, I get her the rest of the week except Friday, that’ll be when we share her.”“Stop planning,” says Bernadette.> ARE YOU FINE WITH THIS?> “I’m fine with anything as long as you two are happy.”> “Yeah, that’s fine.”> “Not really, no.”> Write in
>>33677558POLYGAMY, HAVE YOU HEARD IT?!
>>33677558so this is the moment that any hope within Bernadette and Carol that Gertrude isn't a total shit died.I like it. Where's the vomit, though?
>>33677580>“Not really, no.”Booo.
>>33677580>> Write inWHAT ABOUT CLARA, ROCHELLE?
>>33677580>> “I’m fine with anything as long as you two are happy.”>> “Yeah, that’s fine.”Holy shit, is this actually happening?
>>33677580> “I’m fine with anything as long as you two are happy.”> Write inI'm more than fine with this
>>33677580> “Yeah, that’s fine.”This entire situation is unbelievably funny to me, but then again I am a terrible, terrible person
>>33677580>“Not really, no.”>Vomit. Where's the fucking stress?
>>33677580>“Not really, no.”Polyamory is fine, but this is not how you do it, not even close.
Hm. Ok. This happened.Where's the vomit, though?
God, I can't even read the last thread, I stopped. I could feel the death of hope for Kitten.
>>33677580>“I’m fine with anything as long as you two are happy.”
>>33677580>> “I’m fine with anything as long as you two are happy.”>> “Yeah, that’s fine.”
>>33677580>> “I’m fine with anything as long as you two are happy.”
>>33677580seconding >>33677626>> Write in>I'm more than fine with this
>>33677580> "I'm fine with anything as long as you two are happy."
>>> “I’m fine with anything as long as you two are happy.”
>>33677580> “I’m fine with anything as long as you two are happy.”
>>33677580>“I’m fine with anything as long as you two are happy.”>> “Yeah, that’s fine.”This isn't exactly ideal for a healthy relationship, but if they're happy with it then I'll take it.
>>33677580>“Not really, no.This feels rather...bland. Mood breaker? Something something not fitting, I can't really explain it. lackluster? Uh...
>>33677580> "HOW LONG HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN PLANNING THIS."> Just let them do whatever and collapse into a puddle of nerves.I'm laughing but I'm not sure if I'm actually laughing.>>33677631I... I have to agree? I feel the same way, but I think it's coming across as awkward because German isn't sure how to write it?
>>33677580> "Look, I...I've kinda handled this whole thing awfully Would you really want that? REALLY? I know I wouldn't be happy with a solution like that if it was just a consolation prize thing for one or both of you. Both of you'd deserve better than that."
>>33677580whatThis doesn't feel right.
>>33677580>"I don't know if sharing only one day of the week would make a poly relationship work properly.">"I'll at least try it if you're both happy with it, though."
>>33677580>“I’m fine with anything as long as you two are happy.”We can work the specifics out later.Tear up a little at our wonderful girlfriends. Then vomit from the stress.
>>33677580>“Not really, no.”Ok, I am pissed at this. What's the point of making a choice yesterday, only to have it be overwritten by WE PLANNED TO SHARE ANYWAY LOL.
>>33677580> Write in"I seriously fucking love you guys right now but I'm just going to go and throw up, forgive me if I don't kiss the both of you right now.">>33677631>Polyamory is fine, but this is not how you do it, not even close.Its how I got into my current relationship, and it would still be a poly one if our partner didn't get cancer
>>33677580> “I’m fine with anything as long as you two are happy.”What the fuck is even going on anymore?
>>33677676>>33677674 here. >>33677674 , why did you have to post after me, that's actually pretty much perfect.
>>33677580> “Not really, no.”Kitten fag and I don't even want this.
>>33677580>> “I’m fine with anything as long as you two are happy.”Whatever stops this knot in my stomach is great
>>33677636Get out of my head, Charles.
>>33677580>> “I’m fine with anything as long as you two are happy.”This is the most important thing, and goddamned do we want any more votes on this topic.
>>33677580> “I’m fine with anything as long as you two are happy.”Seconding >>33677626 & >>33677703>"I seriously fucking love you guys right now but I'm just going to go and throw up, forgive me if I don't kiss the both of you right now."
>>33677580Eh...I was kinda for polyamory but this just sounds like they have little interest in each-other and are just fine with sharing Trude, which isn't very appealing.
>>33677580>> “I’m fine with anything as long as you two are happy.”What's going on? This swap a Trudy thing is weird as hell
>>33677580>Not really, no>this isn't how things are supposed to work like!This actually feels bad.
>>33677580>> “I’m fine with anything as long as you two are happy.”Trude just wants her girls
Stopping vote here.
>>33677769Okay, I'm going to go sick up now
>>33677733>Polyamory can work guys!
>>33677741>What's going on? This swap a Trudy thing is weird as hell.That's just Kitten being Kitten and banter rather than a settled arrangement. The vote is on whether or not Trude is fine with a poly arrangement, not the details of the arrangement.
>>33677580> ARE YOU FINE WITH THIS?Only if they don't true and schedule Trudy time on the calendar, we should share our time with them equally and in a personal manner rather than like a custody battle
>>33677786You have McD's for breakfast too?
>>33677739This is how a polyamorous relationship works.Two of the partners have enough respect for the other and love the third enough that they are able to settle and let the third be in a relationship with them both. All three don't have to be in love with each other.
New goal: turn this weird arrangement into proper polyamory within one week.
>>33677789I really don't like /tg/ posters sometimes.I feel...like, disgusted and dirty watching all of these sweaty manchildren talk about how this is totally normal and ok.Ugh. Yuck.
A V relationship (two people are both in a relationship with a third, but not each other) is an entirely proper poly relationship as long as everyone is fully informed and accepting of it.
>>33677820What?It's how they CAN work, yes, and this particular kind of polyamory doesn't appeal much to me. There are plenty of polyamorous relationships that don't center on a 'pole' as it were, where, in the case of three people as it is here, one person isn't the focus of the relationship. An typical example might be a couple taking a third person in, where the two original members form the 'spine' of the relationship contra the new person.
>>33677869You know this stuff happens in real life right. I have a friend who's had something similar going on for a few years now and it works for them.
>>33677821>New goal: turn this weird arrangement into proper polyamory within one week.You know, there are poly relationships where two same-gendered participants only have sex with the opposite gendered spoke. Kitten and Bernadette obviously like and respect each other enough to be friends in their own right. That's... at least a start, anyway. We don't have to have the perfect relationship right off the bat.
>>33677869Don't project your self-image and hangups on the rest of us.
>>33677869I find mild amusement in people getting this upset over fictional characters.I'm the terrible person from above, btw.
>>33677869poly is way more of a feminist/lgbt thing than it is a neckbeard thing, anongo hang around tumblr for a while, their solution to shipping/waifu wars is 80% of the time "let's make poly art/fanfics of it then!"
>>33677869Dude, I went through exactly this, though it was a little more smoother, and it worked fine.Its dependent on all parties being mature enough about it and intelligent enough to deal with it properlly
>>33677899>>33677913Big words to say "Stop calling me out on my bullshit."
>>33677899>>33677869I have a friend who had a triangle going on, and the two girls would even share him in bed and etc.But then one of them went insane and the other had to move to another state to continue studying and working.
> “I’m fine with anything as long as you two are happy.”You nod. “Yeah… I mean… I don’t know if I’m handling things- things properly and uh… uh… I mean, if you two are happy, that’s great! I can dig it and uh…” You blink, holding your stomach.“Are you okay?” asks Bernadette.The fact that you ran into the bathroom then vomited up your breakfast indicates to them that you are not, in fact, okay. Kitten and Bernadette stand outside the door as you lean on the toilet. You carefully flush it, letting the roaring sound of water calm your nerves a bit.“Kitten…” you say. “Go… go figure out how polygamy works on the internet or something I-…” You rub your eyes. “God… Wow.”Bernadette says, “We don’t have to if you’re not-““No.” You shake your head. “This is the future I chose. I choose you and I choose Kitten!” You bang your head on the toilet seat. “BRING IT ON!”…Bernadette says, “Well. Okay.” She checks the time. “Well, I’ll be leaving for school, you can rest at my place.”“Okay!” You rest your head on the porcelain. You hear the door open and shut. From the sounds of the TV, Kitten appears to still be here.> Nap until Lunch> Talk to Kitten (Topic?)> Call Someone (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Other
>>33677918tumblr couldn't sustain a healthy poly relationship if their lives depended on it, don't look to them as an example
>>33677918>go hang around tumblrI'm good, thanks.>>33677925>intelligent>(emotionally) mature>/tg/I think you can see where I'm leading you.
>>33677925>mature>intelligentAnon is neither of those things.
>>33677955> Talk to Kitten (Polygamy)TIME TO RECONCILE RELATIONSHIPS
I was in a Poly relationship once with my girlfriend guys and it was great for a few months. Until me and the other guy found out we were in a poly relationship and I got knocked the fuck out.
First post since being unbanned!Wooo!
>>33677955> Talk to Kitten (Topic?)Hug her and tell her to never make us go through that again, she and Bernadette should come straight out and tell us whats on their mind on issues like this.Then we should get to work doing loyalty quests and helping with the prep rally.
>>33677955> Talk to Kitten (Just... what were you guys planning all this time? Couldn't you have told me because I've been trying to deal with it for WEEKS.)
HAVE WE KISSED KITTEN YET
>>33677995you weren't in a poly relationship dude, she was just two timing you
>>33677955>Nap until LunchGo feel better and rest, before continuing this kind of talk.
>>33677955>Talk to KittenWhat was that about an agreement?
>>33677955Well, allright. My continued interest in today's thread has basically ended. I'm just going to check back in at 9 and skim briefly.
Okay what loyalty quests can we do while everyone else in in school?
>>33677955>> Talk to Kitten (Topic?)Thank her for being awesome but tell her to not scare us like that in the future> Consult the Shop (Specify)reverse/cancel the M4A3E8 conversion on Cupid, we honestly don't need it and should spend our money on other thingsthen we should get to work doing loyalty quests
>>33677995That's not a ploy, that's cheating.
>>33678016Multiple times, just not in that way.
>>33677955>Nap until LunchNeed a clear head to continue things. Tlaking about it while this wrecked is bad.
>>33677955> Talk to Kitten (Topic?)Fairless is a crazy good kisser
>>33677999What were you banned for?
>>33677999Proper irony would involve you getting banned for talking off-topically about your previous ban.Congratulations about your unbanning though.
>>33677894NO, don't you UNDERSTAND, all poly relationships have to be these dumb fucking globs where everybody wants to bang one another equally much, no matter how wildly implausible it is!
>>33678030>>33678064That's the joke.
>>33678061I have several links that can convince you otherwise. Let me get them really quick. My computer is on the fritz
>>33677955>Nap until Lunch
>Nap till lunchThis feels dirty and cheap. And not really ok with it.
>>33678061Yeah, can we cancel that conversion on Cupid?It was a stupid decision and I'm not even sure howit went through.
>>33678061>reverse/cancel the M4A3E8 conversion on Cupid, we honestly don't need it and should spend our money on other thingsMuch as I really want to second this, now is probably not the time.
>>33677955> Talk to KittenLay out all the cards on the table. Trudy already put hers downSo to start with, ask what Kitten and Bernadette have been cooking up.
>>33678061http://www.tanks-encyclopedia.com/ww2/US/M4_Sherman.php http://henk.fox3000.com/Sher.htm http://ww2-weapons.com/Vehicles/Tanks/US/Sherman/M4.htm http://books.google.com/books?id=lQoWAAAAQBAJ&pg=PA10&lpg=PA10&dq=76mm+m1A1&source=bl&ots=oV7HBwQYxt&sig=pBitc5xlPUTgpZ5xb2MJvPB5BG4&hl=en&sa=X&ei=QtjTU86YLuckily my computer works now. and here is all the information I gathered when comparing them
>>33678094It was /pol/ related.That's all I really need to state.>>33678096That it would be mate.Cheers though.
So is this does this mean may we have Fairless knock up pre-grad for memorial.?
>>33678053Oh stop being the little girl about this, anon and participate.>>33678127Mob mentality.We're getting back to the Panzer side of things soon.
>>33678053K. Have fun.>>33678147What does that even mean?
>>33678127How is it stupid?>>33678143I did research into the difference, even with the issues between welded and cast and frankly that part was very hard to find and could not fine much other then discussion on forms and here not to mention no one gave out their sourcesalso sorry for the mess since my computer is still a bit weird
>Germans face when all he wanted was to make tg happy with a harem end.
>>33678179She's making pre-grad pregnant, anon. Can't you read?
>>33678127It went through because the two or three guys who wanted it were here when the two or three guys who don't want it weren't, and then a couple of people probably bandwagonnned to get the vote done with and no-one else felt qualified to vote on tank stuff.
>>33678143I'm not seeing anything that would be a worthwhile improvement over our other tanks getting converted, and time is a concern for conversions right now.Mind elaborating/pointing out your specific arguments for the A3 mods?
> Talk to Kitten (Topic?)You stumble out of the bathroom and then fall onto the floor. Kitten looks down at you briefly, then continues browsing the internet on her phone and watching some random stuff on TV. “You not going to help me up?” you say.Kitten smiles. “Don’t be a pussy.”You roll over and sigh. “Kitten, what was the big plan you were trying to keep from me?”“Well…” Kitten puts her phone away and turns to you. “The plan was that Bernadette would have you for the year she was here. And then next year, if you would have it, I would get my shot at dating you.”You nod. “Ah. Reasonable. Why didn’t you just come out like that then?”“We were trying to do it all subtle like,” says Kitten. “And hell, we weren’t even sure if you wanted to do something polyamorphic or whatever.”“Well…” you sigh. “That’s fine.”You receive a call, and even though you’re in the midst of things with Kitten, you decide to answer.> Erika Weiss (Team Shuffle Commander)“Hey, Gertrude! Where are you?”“Taking a Vacation day, why?”“Well, we wanted to see if you wanted to rehearse the routine. Are you available?”> ARE YOU AVAILABLE?> Y/N> Other
>>33678212/tg/ is never happy. Even when they get what they want they'll bitch about it endlessly.
>>33678212More people are probably happy with harem end than with routelock.
>>33678237> YTIME TO SHOOT WEISS IN THE HEAD
>>33678237> YCan we invite Kitten or is this going to be a secret rehearsal?
>>33678237> Can it wait until this afternoon? I feel like shit.>>33678226I can see THAT, but why for the memorial?!
>>33678237>N>go nap, you pussy
>>33678179"So does this mean that we can knock Fairless up before she graduates for a memorial?"
>>33678237>Yalso>Cancel the M4A3E8 conversion on cupid
>>33678237>YSomething to get our minds off of all this for a little bit would be nice.
>>33678237Schteel did you ever look into those Sherman docs?
>>33678237>YHaha! Time for loyalty!
>>33678234Disregarding the cast vs wielded fro the information i had gathered.Better engine allowing the tank an increase in speed by 5-10 km Muzzle break on the 76mm gunthe frontal armor on the tank is bettered angled.the armor is improved and added in several places one I recall was in the lower glacis.Improved electrical systems within the tankSomething about the viewing silts being bullet proof.Also there was one article that I couldn't re-find was slightly better crew comfort in terms of rooming. There might have been one or two other things as well but that is all I remembered in the top of my head
>>33678237>YKITTEN COME WITH IF I SUDDENLY BREAK DOWN AND PANIC
>>33678212I'm happy with it for the most part, that update just felt a bit anti-climactic and am worried about how it'll go long-term.
>>33678284Well how else are we going to honour our nation's dead?
>>33678237>YNow that romance is solved and we can take a break for a while, who will think of poor Sealand caught in Clara's cluchtes?
>>33678401Sealand said yes when Clara asked, whatever happens to her now is on her.
>>33678431We can only hope for the best
>>33678359well you've convinced me if those points are true, though I still think we should upgrade our others first
>>33678373Well I'm cautiously optimistic, especially seeing that German has written it how this things normally work in real life. Rather than the more pandering shit you normally see.
>>33678234>>33678359I honestly put in a good amount of research and trying to find a direct comparison between the M4A1 and the M4A3 was not quite easy and I tried to find all the difference in which improves our tank. Over this quest I tried my best to find info on tank and what we can use for our team even tried to find discounts for them as well.So i got really angry when I was dismissed for 'WoT fluff'
>sealand is tied up in clara's basement crying and hoping gertrude will save her
>>33678497like I said anon, when the ransom video comes we can do our best Liam Neeson impersonation
>>33678458There in the documents I just posted up. They are true. Also we have no tanks to really improve except maybe the Panzer IV Ausf H, the Stug III F/8 and Ausf G, and the T-34/57 Model 1943
>>33678527she's used goods by now, no point in saving her
>>33678465>So i got really angry when I was dismissed for 'WoT fluff'I can well understand that, theres very little well organized and readily publically accessable info on tank development and assessment
>>33678455Sealand will have completely taken control of Clara as a survival mechanism, and has now gone mad with power over the cheerleaders, declaring the cheerleader dorm it's own independent nation.
> Y“Yeah, yeah… that sounds good, Weiss. I’ll be there in a bit.” You hang up and look over at Kitten. “Hey, Kitten, want to see a magic trick?”Kitten grins. “Sure!”“Well too fucking bad, I don’t know any. But I do know a few people who do!”“It’s the Magicians isn’t it?”“Yes.”……You arrive at campus to see the Magicians in full stage livery, outside in the cold being overseen by Pinkerton and O’Bannon. Weiss carefully loads in a Revolver with blank rounds as the others chatter and discuss their routine. Weiss smiles at you as you and Kitten walk up to her. “Hello, Gertrude! Have you come to see what amazements you can help with?”You nod. “Sure. What have you got?”She gestures over to the Transporting Doors. “Simple! First, you already know the routine with the gun, but on the Transporting Doors. Here is what you will do. You will stand in one door. I will go in the other. And when the doors open up again, we will be opposite doors! Does that not strike your fancy?”> “Yeah, but how does it work?”> “Sure it does.”> Write in
>>33678570> “Yeah, but how does it work?”Spill your secrets, witch!
>>33678570> “Sure it does."
>>33678568Considering Sealands actually real life history, thats pretty plausible.
>>33678570>“Yeah, but how does it work?”Please tell Trudy how to magic.
>>33678570> “Sure it does.”She's too tired to try to get Weiss to tell her how it works.>>33678527That's just what Clara wants. Don't give in!And by that I mean slug Clara in the jaw for not obeying basic S&M guidelines and codes of conduct. You don't tie up someone that's legitimately unwilling, and you don't leave her alone in a room. That's really irresponsible.
>>33678127Voting.We can use the money for other things, plus it pleased the Schteel and honestly I want to make up for the handful that were samefagging etc during the Waifu Somme.
>>33678570>“Sure it does.”Let her keep her secrets where it's not a safety concern.
>>33678570>> “Yeah, but how does it work?”
>>33678570> “Sure it does.”
>>33678570>> “Sure it does.”You can't just ask, that makes them boring
>>33678570>“Yeah, but how does it work?”inb4 resonance cascade
>>33678570>“Sure it does.”The witch may keep her secrets for now.
>>33678533>Also we have no tanks to really improve except maybe the Panzer IV Ausf H, the Stug III F/8 and Ausf G, and the T-34/57 Model 1943well we need to get an actual main tank gun on the Pershing, and replace its low velocity 105 howitzer with a high velocity 90mm tank gunand did we already set the Comet conversion in progress or has it not happened yet?
>>33678533>>33678557http://the.shadock.free.fr/sherman_minutia/turret_types/turret_types.htmlFound the turret design. I think it would have now used the late T-23 turret design as well but I'm not sure.
>>33678619The German and Dutch student associations attempted to evict them, but were thwarted when a cheerleader locked them in the garage.
>>33678682We did both already.Jumbo Pershing should be ready for practice today and and the Comet is already under conversion
>>33678682Both are being worked on already. Everyone is pretty much utilizing their peak tank.
>>33678570>“Sure it does.”Let her hold her tongue for now so she'll be more cooperative about explaining everything regarding the Bullet Trick.
>>33678714>>33678719excellentso when do we buy the I-O Super Heavy Coastal Defense Fortress off of Chi-Ha or Perrine?
>>33678568> "Hey, UK team! Do you recognise the independence of the cheerleader dorm?"> "Lol who cares?"> "RECOGNITION!"
>>33678749She already did. The gun really is firing blanks.
>>33678619I am still baffled at how one kid in his twenties overpowered armed mercenaries and turned the tables on themthey must have been the most laughable incompetent mercenaries to ever perform piracy
>>33678815Yeah, but I don't trust that there isn't some other gimmick to it that she hasn't explained yet.
>>33678852Well what calibre of mercenary do you expect fucking Sealand to be able to employ?
>>33678852Don't fuck with Sealand. They have the most badass royalty.
>>33678884well it wasn't Sealand who hired them, it wa a buttblasted person who got kicked off of Sealand
>>33678884They didn't work for Sealand, they worked for the Rebel Government in Exile.
>>33678900fuck you they do, that one random sovereignty in western Australia has the most baddass royalty
> “Sure it does.”You nod. “Sure. But uh… so I go in one door, and we switch doors?”“That’s right!” says Weiss.“Alright.” You and Kitten look over the doors. They sit on unconnected platforms. How does this shit even work? You’ve seen stuff on TV with magic, but never in real life and so far it’s done nothing but baffle you more and more.Weiss says, “Also, Gertrude. Listen.” She wraps her arm around you and leads you on away from the doors. “The art of magic isn’t just to make things disappear you know. You see…” She gestures lazily, pensive. “There are three acts to a trick. You have the pledge, we show you an object, something completely ordinary, stuff like that and show you that it is completely real. Then you have the turn. You make this ordinary thing do something extraordinary, you make it disappear, float, teleport, that stuff, but it’s not enough you know?”You nod, scratching your chin. “Okay… what then?”“Then you have the final act. You make this object come back, and show that it is again, completely ordinary. The Prestige.” She points to the door. “Listen, Gertrude. Are you willing to help me perform one of my greatest tricks ever?”> “If you explain it, yes.”> “Sure!”> “This doesn’t involve me shooting you does it?”> Write in
>>33678870Then Trude might need to punch her in the mouth if she did something else. But I'm choosing to take her word on it that she's telling us the secret, since it really is a safety concern.
>>33678925Did one of them go full diehard on a bunch of mercenaries with hostages?
>>33678947>If we can involve our tanks.I smell promotions
>>33678947> “Sure!”> “This doesn’t involve me shooting you does it?”
>>33678947> "Sure!"> "... As long as I'm not shooting anyone or being tied up."Oh, right, what did we do with Bernadette's pr
>>33678947>> “Sure!”>Hype levels risingI hope they pull some prestige level shit
>>33678947> “Sure!”> “This doesn’t involve me shooting you does it?”As long as it's not dangerous, just tell Trudy what to do and she'll Help.
>>33678947>> “This doesn’t involve me shooting you does it?”> “Sure!”
>>33678947>“Sure!”Oh boy, I wonder what she has in mind?
>>33678947Her greatest trick is going to invlove tanks and is what their loaylty bonus will be. Calling it now.
>>33678947> “This doesn’t involve me shooting you does it?”> “Sure!”> Write in"By the way, where does Carly's act of flopping her trick fit in to those steps?"Double Pledge? Double Turn?
> “Sure!”> “This doesn’t involve me shooting you does it?”You nod, smiling. “Sure! I’ll do it as long as I don’t have to shoot you.”Weiss grins. “Exquisite!” She turns away from you and walks down to the doors. “Then let us begin rehearsal! Miss Pool!” She and Colin hammily gesture you down to the door. “Please enter the door!”You shrug, then lazily walk inside the door. “A little more gusto please,” says Conlin. You enter in, and soon the door shuts on you.Kitten yells out, muffled. “You okay in there, Trudy?”“I’m good!” you say. Truth be told, it’s a bit cramped. You chuckle evilly, Clara would hate it in here with those monstertits of hers.“Ladies and Gentlemen!” shouts Weiss. “We are proud to present the Amazing Transporting Weiss and her lovely assistant, Gertrude Pool! And now we shall open the doors!”…You blink. Hm. They’ve gone quiet all of a sudden.> It’s probably part of the act, stay where you are.> Open the door> Write in
>>33679193> It’s probably part of the act, stay where you are.We have been transported into an alternate world where Gertrude Pool was knocked into a coma and Kitten has taken over the team.
>>33679193> It’s probably part of the act, stay where you are.Of course.
>>33679193>It’s probably part of the act, stay where you are.
>>33679193> It’s probably part of the act, stay where you are.> Panic> Open the door
>>33679193>It’s probably part of the act, stay where you are.Trust in the pro to know what she's doing.
>>33679193> Write in"Soo... should I open the door? Weiss? Kitten? Anyone?"
>>33679193> It’s probably part of the act, stay where you are.Maybe Weiss tricks are real.
>>33679193> It’s probably part of the act, stay where you are.It's not like we're in some hell dimension
I hope this doesn't create an evil clone who NTRs us with Kitten
>>33679193>> It’s probably part of the act, stay where you are.no reason to panic yet.......and wow, autosage this early? Glad i switched to my laptop soon.
>>33679193> Write-inCall out to them
>>33679261....if Trude get evil clone, why do you thing she will settle with Kitten only?
>>33679290No, it would NTR us with Kitten then be lewd with Rochelle and Griselda then marry Fredendall
>>33679346And then put the tanks for Unlimited Tankery conversion afterwards?
>>33679395... Trude must kill this evil clone Trude as quickly as possible to prevent such sickening things.
> It’s probably part of the act, stay where you are.You sigh, remaining where you are.…Hm, they’ve been quiet for a while. You’re tempted to open the door to see what’s what, but maybe you-The door opens up, revealing Weiss.… in her dorm, and her in an oversized T-Shirt and with black hair. Her bedhaired look is suddenly replaced by one of surprise. You look around, clothes are on racks around you. School uniforms, casual ware, the works.…She slaps her hands over your eyes. “CLOSE YOUR EYES! CLOSE YOUR EYES!”> “WHAT THE FUCK”> “I DID NOT MEAN TO, I SWEAR.”> “HOW DID I GET IN HERE!?”> Write in
>>33679428>> “WHAT THE FUCK”>> “HOW DID I GET IN HERE!?”>> “I DID NOT MEAN TO, I SWEAR.”PANIC!
>>33679428> WHAT THE FUCK
>>33679428>>> “WHAT THE FUCK”>> “I DID NOT MEAN TO, I SWEAR.”>> “HOW DID I GET IN HERE!?”
>>33679428> “WHAT THE FUCK”> “I DID NOT MEAN TO, I SWEAR.”> “HOW DID I GET IN HERE!?”FUCKING MAGIC
>>33679428>“WHAT THE FUCK”> “HOW DID I GET IN HERE!?”Stare at her.
>>33679428> “WHAT THE FUCK”> Then try to peek.What, are all of the magicians replacing themselves with clones or body doubles?
>>33679428> “WHAT THE FUCK”> “HOW DID I GET IN HERE!?”... uhhh, does Weiss have a twin that she switches roles with on a daily basis?
>>33679428TIME TRAVEL/DIMENSION HOPPING/PURE FUCKING MAGIC I DON'T NEED TO EXPLAIN SHIT!Or twins
>>33679428>> “WHAT THE FUCK”What the fuck
>>33679428>> Write in....Okay, can you do this with tank?I mean, pulling...what do Charlotte called it, "CREEEEED"?
>>33679428>> “WHAT THE FUCK”>> “I DID NOT MEAN TO, I SWEAR.”>> “HOW DID I GET IN HERE!?”Did Weiss just make space-time her bitch?
/r/ing the pic of the mock quest about trains where one of the options is to continue arguing about the pronunciation of Heinz
>>33679544>mfw I was the one who suggested becoming a beach made of trains.I am also responsible for this shitty screencap
>>33679428>Check if she's wearing anything besides a T-shirt
>>33679544>>33679572goddamn that was a hilarious thread
>>33679573This is perfectly valid because Weiss has a mole on her left buttock. We need to confirm her identity.This is actually bullshit.
>>33679612>SpoilerWe won't know until we find out, check her ass
> Little bit of everything“I’M SORRY! HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK, WEISS, I DIDN’T MEAN TO, I DON’T KNOW HOW I GOT IN HERE!”“CLOSE YOUR EYES!”“I AM!”You hear the door slam shut. You open eyes again to find yourself no longer in her closet, but again back in the door chamber box thing.… what the fuck was that?Weiss opens the door again, only this time, you’re back on campus. Weiss happily greets you, not in an oversized t-shirt, but in her school uniform and a flowing black cape. The other Magicians and Kitten also stand around, looking at you. “Hello, Gertrude!”Kitten yells, “Holy shit! What happen!?”“THE FUCK!? You shout. “HOW DID- WHAT DO YOU MEAN!?”Kitten says, “Weiss went in one door, you went in the other. But- But- Weiss came out the other and you weren’t there and you weren’t- WHAT THE HELL!?”Weiss nods. “Oh, yeah. That’s part of the trick.”> “I saw you in nothing but a T-Shirt!”> “You have to tell me how this works, now.”> “I can’t even.”> Write in
>>33679649Trudy is indecisive, not a whoreDon't fuck up the BTK
>>33679671>> “I saw you in nothing but a T-Shirt!”>> “You have to tell me how this works, now.”For.. stuff.
>>33679671>> “I saw you in nothing but a T-Shirt!”>> “You have to tell me how this works, now.”>> “I can’t even.”Today has been a trying day for Trudy
>>33679671>Kitten yells, “Holy shit! What happen!?”Someone set up us the bomb
>>33679671>> “I can’t even.”>> “I saw you in nothing but a T-Shirt!”
>>33679671>“I saw you in nothing but a T-Shirt!”>> “You have to tell me how this works, now.”That was a bit much, Weiss.
>>33679671>> “I can’t even.”
>>33679671> “I saw you in nothing but a T-Shirt!”Bum inspection, now! If you don't have the mole then you are a mole!
>>33679671YOU MINIATURIZED THE PHILADELPHIA PROJECT DIDN'T YOU?!
>>33679671> “I can’t even.”Weiss confirmed for teleportation.
>>33679671>> “I saw you in nothing but a T-Shirt!”>> “You have to tell me how this works, now.”>> “I can’t even.”
>>33679703That was more than teleportation, unless Weiss has a twin sister or a look-alike.
>>33679671> “I saw you in nothing but a T-Shirt!”> "I didn't know you had an evil twin! Lewd twin? Whatever!"
>>33679671>> “You have to tell me how this works, now.”>> “I can’t even.”Actual witchcraft!
>>33679671> “I saw you in nothing but a T-Shirt!”> “You have to tell me how this works, now.”> “I can’t even.”>YOOOOOO I WAS JUST IN YOUR DORM WHAT THE FUCK MY HEAD
>Trudy is a subTotally likes it in the butt
>>33679796More like she likes to use her tongue on butts
>"CLOSE YOUR EYES!">realize the Magicians, or at the very least Weiss, are using Warp magicks>staring at the Warp will make the watcher go insane instantly>"CLOSE YOUR EYES!"
> Little bit of everything AGAIN“I SAW YOU IN YOUR T-SHIRT, I CAN’T EVEN-“ You point to the door. “You have to tell me how this works now, Weiss!”Weiss tilts her head. “Huh?”“YOU- I WAS IN YOUR DORM!”Kitten says, “Why were you in her dorm?”“BECAUSE SHE-“ You groan, pulling on your hair. “AH FUCK! How did you do it?”Weiss crosses her arms, smirking. “I don’t know what you’re talking about.” She checks the time. “Oh shit, we got to go get this stuff in. Pep Rally’s almost here! You know what to do right? No? Conlin will explain later, and then we’ll be dandy.” She and the other Magicians quickly start towing the Doors away.“BUT-“ You raise your hand at them, as if they just stole your purse. “COME BACK!”That leaves you and Kitten alone. Your stomach growls. Kitten gently leans on you. “Want some lunch?”> “Not until I figure out how that thing works.”> “Sure…”> Write in
>>33679924>> “Sure…”This bitch
>>33679924> “Sure…”> "I hope we don't have any evil twins in t-shirts running around, Carol."
>>33679826You know, I'm half expecting to go to her dorm later on and hear that entire scene play out, but with us outside her room in the hall.
Rolled 10>>33679924> “Not until I figure out how that thing works.”
>>33679924> “Not until I figure out how that thing works.”>"Get in the box, Kitten."
>>33679924>> “Not until I figure out how that thing works.”>Irish Brigade help me!Gather loyalty quests!
>>33679924> “Sure…”Don't turn that curiosity of the unknown into obsession.
>>33679924> Sounds good!Jesus don't sound so upset kitten is taking us for lunch
>>33679924>“Not until I figure out how that thing works.”Rant under our breath about teleportation, lewd twins and magically appearing in girls bedrooms.
>>33679924>> “Sure…”This day keeps getting more and more fucked up for Trude. Time to relax a little.
>>33679924>> “Sure…”Trudy is having a bad day
>>33679924>> “Sure…”>> Write inCall Bernadette, meet with her and Kitten somewhere nice for lunch.
>>33679924>“Sure…”Tempted to put Kitten in the box, but I won't.
>>33679947Let's do it!
>>33679947GET IN THE BAG
>>33679924>>33679947> “Not until I figure out how that thing works.”>"Get in the box, Kitten."This sounds way too amusing.
>>33679947I can't see this ending well, but since when has that ever stopped us?
>>33679924>>33679947Kitten wouldn't mind, right?
We're supposed to put Kitten in our box not Weiss's
> “Sure…”You sigh as Kitten leads you away from campus. “Come on, tough guy. Maybe you’re just not cut out to understand magic.”“But…” You look back as the Magicians tow the doors away. “How? I was in her room! She was right there! And…”“You’ve had a long day,” says Kitten. “You need to rest.”……You and Kitten eat at the Barbecue place. Just some ribs and a bit of soda on the side, nothing too fancy. You say, “So, Kitten. Excited for the Pep Rally?” She nods. “Cool. Gotta say, do you still have that fox ear and fox tail thing?”She reaches into her backpack and pulls them out. Ah. There they are. “Like ‘em? I think they’re pretty cute! You want to try them on?”> YOU WANT TO TRY THEM ON?> Y/N> Other
>>33680313> Y> Pose for KittenShe has privileges now. Even more than before I mean.
>>33680313>YAnd now that we're dating we can try the other type later!
>>33680313>YDisregard splooshing freshmen, contemplate witchcraft more.
>>33680313> YBecause this is pretty normal for today. McDonald's food poisoning leads to some weird shit, man.
>>33680313> YWas she just carrying those around?
>>33680388What, you mean you didn't carry around your school's mascot paraphernalia at all times?
>>33680388They're probably her fetish AND her hobby, of course she does.
Rolled 53>>33680313Whatever you do, do not break into a song and dance routine.
>>33680313>>33680452>Most definitely break into a song and dance routine.You could have stopped this.
>>33680452Fox + song and dance = The Fantastic Mr. Fox = George Clooney = Brad Pitt = Fury = TanksIs Brad Pitt and the rest of the cast of Fury going to visit LGA to meet the finalists and drive tanks and show off early portions of their movie coming out Fall 2014?
>>33680481What if we danced to this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SXVOkJTSTs
>>33680452There's no escape from that.Lisa and Nancy already prepared a routine for Trudy.
>>33680506Forgot relevant picture.
> YYou stand around shyly as Kitten takes picture after you picture of you wearing the fox ears and the fox tail. Regardless, it does seem pretty cute and… You blink. “Um, Kitten.”“Yeah?” Kitten pauses her picture taking.“Is the tail moving?” You look back to see that indeed, the tail is wagging for some reason.Kitten nods, smiling. “Yeah, it does that.”“… I kinda wish it didn’t, that’s kind of creepy,” you say.You receive a call. > Nancy Whitmore (Sophomore VP, Gunner)And because you’ve always answered your calls, you answer this one.“Hello, Gertrude! Feeling well, today?”“Yeah, got some ribs in me. I’m actually feeling a hell of a lot better.”“Great! Listen, could you come round the auditorium? The Pep Rally is set to start soon, right after school in fact!”“Yeah, I’m there.”With that, you hang up. Kitten continues to take pictures.You wish you could stop your tail wagging.> “Come on, Kitten, let’s go.”> “Please stop taking pictures.”> “Are you enjoying this?”> Write in
>>33680663>“Please stop taking pictures.”>“I hope you're enjoying this.”calling this thread as a fever dream
>>33680663> “Come on, Kitten, let’s go.”> “Are you enjoying this?”The tail is the least weird thing today, don't question it Trude.
>>33680663>> “Come on, Kitten, let’s go.”Time for business.
>>33680663> “Come on, Kitten, let’s go.”> “Are you enjoying this?”Time go Kitten
>>33680663>> “Are you enjoying this?”> “Come on, Kitten, let’s go.”
>>33680663> “Come on, Kitten, let’s go.”
>>33680663>> “I know you are enjoying this, but come on, Kitten, let’s go”
>>33680687Holy shit if that happened there would be so much butthurt my sides would be beyond retrieval.
>>33680663> “Are you enjoying this?”> "This is service you know, you better be or I'm taking it straight off!"
Aren't those portal doors? That's seriously the stuff the Amazing Randi has a bounty on, guys.We should introduce the Magicians to him. Instant founding.
Don't we have practice today?
>>33680663> “Come on, Kitten, let’s go.”> “Are you enjoying this?”
>>33680687>calling this thread as a fever dreamI started to suspect that earlier, I really hope it isn't the case. I like this quest and don't want it to implode all the way.
>>33680726>shit slowly gets more and more fucked up, until at the finals, aliens attack and we fight them off with our bootleg Strike Witches powers like in that one dream>It turns out that while the tankery HQ was burning down we ran in and got knocked out by a beam or something, and have been in a coma or something
>>33680910We already went that route with Wendy-induced coma
>>33680910and Kitten and Fairless both died trying to save us but Fredendall has been beside our bed the entire time
>>33680902Come on, Schteel wouldn't pull some bullshit like that. Give the guy a little credit.
>>33680910> We turn up for the finals against Ooarai> They only field one tank> It's an OGRE mark V
>>33680928That's the dream I was referring to, yeah.
>>33680804Yeah we do, but how are we gonna get Cupid out of the auditorium— oh, so that's Weiss' angle huh?Use Cupid for her finale act while a big crowd is gathered. Genius.
>>33680953target critical point, divine intervention, we win
>>33680949I should know better, but it's so hard to trust anyone.
> “Are you enjoying this?”> “Come on, Kitten, let’s go.”You frown mockingly at her. “Are you enjoying this Kitten?”Kitten nods. “Very much!”“Well, you can enjoy it later.” She grumbles a bit as you take the ears and the tail off. “Come on, let’s go.” Kitten takes the ears and the tail from you and indignantly follows you back to campus. Maybe you’ll reward her later if she’s good.……You yawn a bit as you walk into the auditorium. The Magicians and the Theatre Tech crew are busy hashing things out on stage, while Nancy and company sit in the audience seating. They stand up when they see you. “Gertrude, hi!” She smiles at you, bright as ever. “Are you ready for today’s Pep Rally?”> Boast> Neutral> Polite> Write in
>>33681005> They then proceed to CREED a baneblade and a Bolo right behind us.
>>33681026> BoastSure as shootin'
>>33680687...I wouldn't really mind that.
>>33681026>Maybe you’ll reward her later if she’s good.Trudy already getting lewd
>>33681026>> BoastFuck yeah, because nothing strange will happen... right?
>>33681026> Boast> "I'll figure out the secret of the pantless Weiss yet!"
>>33681026> SabotNo wonder Trudy's default mode is Boast.
>>33681135Clearly anon has shells on the brain
>>33681181>gif>no motionDon't play with my emotions like that, anon!Got any actual gifs of sabot rounds being fired though?
>>33681026>Boast"It's been an odd day, but hell yeah I'm ready"
>>33681262I just got it off of google, anon. Sorry.
> Boast“It’s been a hell of a day but I’m trucking on!” You grin, placing your hands on your hips and standing proud. You ain’t going to let relationships and weirdo magic bullshit rain on your parade. Fucker.Lisa says, “Good. Because here’s what you’re going to do. You’re going to change out into your Tankery Uniform.” You nod. “You’re going to wear the fox ears and the fox tails.” You nod again. “And you are going to just going to act cute.”…You nod again. “How?”Nancy files through a stack of papers. “The script here just says, ‘GERTRUDE ACTS CUTE.’” She shrugs. “You’ll figure something out, I’m sure.”“Of course,” you say.> Relax> Rehearse> Talk to Someone (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Other
>>33681368>RehearseIf that's all we have to go on, we had better get some practice in.
>>33681368> Get advice from KittenHOW ACT CUTE
>>33681368>> Rehearse>> Talk to Someone (Lisa)The Big Corporate Sponsors!
>>33681368>RehearseWho's the cutest girl we knowLet's find Sealand
>>33681368> Rehearse acting cuteSay aloud something that will force Clara to appear, then get her to grab Rochelle so we can get lessons on being cute.
>>33681368> Rehearse (Anjou dance)Also, out of interest, which part of this quest has stirred the strongest emotions in you lot? For me, it was the tannery HQ being burnt down. I shit myself that we'd find Cupid with a turret in one corner, and the hull blown open in the other.
>>33681368>Rehearse terribly, like your only knowledge of acting cute comes from H manga
>>33681368>> RehearseI do not understand this 'cute', clearly Trudy has never been cute in her entire life, she's always shot for badass, and no-one has ever said otherwise!
>>33681453*Ankou*TankeryI want autocorrect to go
>>33681368> Talk to Someone (Nancy)That's it? I thought she and Lisa actually had some motions prepared for Gertrude to go through.Eh, oh well.> RehearseSpeaking of rehearsals, what did Clara and the cheerleaders prepare for this event?
>>33681368>Get advice from Kitten
>>33681453Honestly? I really liked last thread, regardless of anon.
>>33681368>> RehearseTrude's already popular, just smile a lot, have fun, and be noticeable
>>33681597As someone that hated how the last thread ended, I was actually super excited about Bernadette being proactive. You go, girl.
>>33681644Yeah, but now Trudy is probably pregnant.
>>33681368>> Talk to Someone (Lisa)Did they make a decision yet?
>>33681668Eh. You win some, you win some more.
> RehearseYou sigh, standing around the stage, trying to find some way to be cute.BE CUTE.…BE CUTE DAMN IT.You yell at Kitten. “Kitten!” She looks up from her phone. “Why are you so cute!?”“… excuse me?” Kitten tilts her head. “Oh, right. You gotta do that thing, be cute.” She stands up and walks over to you, scratching the back of her head in thought. “Well… if you want to be cute um… Well, it’s not exactly something you can teach.” She shrugs. “Just be yourself, that’s what I find cute about you.”You nod. “Hmph. I suppose.” Your tail wags. “Kitten, why does that thing do that?”She innocently whistles a bit. “Um… I dunno.”“Sure,” you say. “Sure.”Thusly, you put on a neat little smile, give a little wave, and simply make yourself out to be cute as a button. Shouldn’t be too hard.With that though, the Pep Rally is soon to start. You can already hear the booming horns of the Pep Train. You didn’t know they still did that. Oh well, the Magicians and the Tech crew quickly retreat behind stage, while your staff leads you off elsewhere to meet with your crews. They all stand around in their Tankery uniforms outside the Auditorium in the cold day. They chat excitedly, occasionally shittalk each other amicably, or simply wait patiently. They’re all happy to see you.“Holy shit!” says Slade. “What the fuck is with the fox ears?”Charlotte chuckles. “Yeah! If it ain’t the Desert Fox!”> Boast> Neutral> Polite> Write in
>>33681805> Boastbitches you ain't got the chutzpah to wear this and look this fabulous I'll cut you
>>33681805> Boast> "The fox represents the three aspects of the girls of LGA! Cunning! Tenacity! And Cuteness!"
>>33681805>Bitch, Do I look like I'm riding a German Tank, it's all american right here
>>33681805>> BoastBitch, I'm fabulous
>>33681805> BoastBitch it's cause Trudy is one foxy mama
>>33681805> PoliteEeh... I can't see us as Rommel.
>>33681805> Write inGrow excited but don't say anything.
>get back after long day>Kitten and Bernadette gang up on Trude>Forced to pose and look cute for them in the ears/tail all nightToday's forecast: no rest for the wicked.
>>33681805> BoastI've heard of foxy women, but this is ridiculous.
>>33681886We haven't read his book yet, after all.
>>33681939Assam that wasn't even a pun go back to your tank and think about what you've done
>>33681939That one's just stale, Assam.And that would make Trudy Patton instead.
>>33682008Speaking of Darjeeling, isn't she going to be in the movie?
>>33682026Yeah, she'll die immediately
Oh, page 10 already. And still roughly 4 hours ro go.>>33682026I'm hyped for that. Only she can be crazy enough to perform an infantry square with tanks.
>>33682026Movie PV already out?
>>33682064Too bad we will never face her in a match
>>33682109> Call someone (Darjeeling)
>>33682064And well, it is INFANTRY tanks afterall.
>>33682135Darzheeling we need help being cute
ARCHIVE IT NOW! HURRY!
>>33682135Related, skip to 4:50 (Then watch all the episodes because it's great) http://youtu.be/ePmJS-uJsFA
> Boast“Hey, I ain’t no Desert Fox!” You pat your chest, brimming with enthusiasm. “I am the Lafayette Vixen! The pure and cute Commander of the Lafayette Girls Academy Tankery Program! Worship me!”…Everyone laughs and giggles at your expense. You sigh. At least the fox stuff is cute.“Alright!” says Nancy. “Bernadette will be inside first. She will be introducing all the various sports teams. Because of the rather tight fit, you all will be sitting in the aisles. Okay? The first part of the Pep Rally will be the Magician’s magic show however. So there will be that! Then once the Pep Rally is over, we’ll start practice! Might get home a bit late, but yes. Should be neat!” Everyone nods, understanding. “Okay, follow me!”You all follow Nancy into the auditorium. The Marching Band kids are already playing the Lafayette Girls Academy Fight song as people of all years and of all studies come to sit down. Cameras are also set up as well, for the Naval Studies Students who can’t make it to the Pep Rally.Bernadette Fairless stands at the podium, waiting and waiting. You sit down with your Staff and Crew in the aisle. And with that, the crowd quietens down.…Bernadette says, “Lafayette Girls Academy? Are you ready?” The crowd cheers and applauds. They are ready. “Good! First off, we’d like to start off with a bit of mysticism and the like. First part of LGA’s Winter Pep Rally shall be a performance by the Lafayette Girls Academy Magician’s Club!” There are whistles and cheers. Nancy quickly ushers you up, and you quickly run backstage.You’re in your Tankery Uniform, wearing fox ears and a tail, and you’re about to participate in a magic trick. Boy, this has a lot to do with the tournament.[1/2]
>>3368231112 threads left until it's bumped off the board. That's still some time.
>>33682341[2/2]The Magicians look at you. “You ready?” asks Weiss. You nod. “Good. Conlin, go show her quick, I’ll start the crowd off.” Weiss exits through the curtains to a round of applause.Conlin quickly hands you the Revolver. “Here. We’ve loaded it with blanks. All you have to do is aim at Erika, and give her the beans. Alright?”“… give her the beans?”“Fire all six shots.”You nod. “Okay, I can do that.”“Great!” says Conlin. “Then, when we do the transportation trick, you will enter in one door. Weiss will be in the other. Got it?”“Yeah,” you say. “Got it.”“Good.”“And for my first trick!” yells Erika. “I will perform a feat of amazing dexterity! I will catch a bullet! With my teeth! Allow me to introduce my assistant, Gertrude Pool!”You quickly walk out, Revolver in hand. You wave shyly to the crowd as they scream and cheer your name. Oh boy. Okay. Erika bows to you from the other end of the stage. “On your go!” You’re feeling a bit nervous. What if they haven’t loaded blanks?> Shoot Weiss> Don’t Shoot Weiss> Write in
>>33682359Misarchivist is misarchiving.
>>33682375>> Shoot WeissWe trust our team after all
>>33682375>> Shoot WeissIn non-lethal areas, like her legs and arms.
>>33682375>> Shoot Weiss
>>33682375>Happily shoot Weiss
>>33682375>Shoot WeissThey couldn't possibly be that stupid, right?
Rolled 18>>33682375> Shoot WeissHave faith.
>>33682378Okay, did a really quick archive. Pardon the scant description.
>>33682414Adorably*FTFY!>>33682422/tg/ major quest first, GENRE SHIFT!Think like Medaka Box levels.
Rolled 36Rolling to not kill Weiss
>>33682375> Shoot Weiss
Rolled 15>>33682375> Shoot WeissHigh rolls are blanks
>>33682334That is fucking terrible. If you're going to do this, at least have a decent mike, and learn the fucking accents you're doing.
>>33682473Forgot to add> And make sure to feign recoil
>>33682375>Shoot WeissTrust the witch and don't ruin the trick.
>>33682553>Trust the witchWe need to burn her at the stake as soon as the tournament is over.
> Shoot WeissYou sigh, then raise your gun. People whisper and murmur. But finally, after a few seconds of aiming, you fire. Weiss flinches backward, then settles back and grins. Between her teeth is a bullet, which she promptly spits out. Everyone claps and applauds, oooh and aaahing at the feat.“Really?” says Weiss. “Is that the best you got? Come on!”You roll your eyes and fire the other five shots. She expert catches them not just with her teeth, but with her fingers as well. Soon, she simply drops all the bullets down on the ground to the heavy applause of the school. “Now, I should tell you right now!” says Weiss. “Every bullet fired by Gertrude Pool was real!”Sure they were. As Conlin begins wheeling out the Transporting Doors, you step to the side respectfully.Weiss says, “Now, behold! The Amazing Transporting Doors!” One door is set at one end of the stage, the other is set at the other. Conlin opens the door for you and you step in. Weiss steps in the other, saluting the school as she shuts her door.Your door shuts as well.After a minute of waiting, the door opens up again, and you find yourself at the other end of the stage. The crowd applauds.But then is puzzled when Weiss does not come out the other door. Conlin confusedly opens the door to reveal that nothing is there.…Um.Conlin laughs nervously. “Well uh… it appears Erika has uh…”> “Where is she?”> “GET A SEARCH PARTY TOGETHER!”> “This is part of the act, right?”> Write in
>>33682763>> Write in"Fuck it, I am going in. Send a search party if we aren't back in 5 minutes."
>>33682763>> Write in: Shout "Magic!" then panic
You know whatGertrude should do, now that the entire school is here? Kiss Bernadette.And then Kitten.
>>33682763>> Write inSigh theatrically, "Not again." Go back into the box.
>>33682763> “Where is she?”> “This is part of the act, right?”
>>33682763> "She's probably with her pantsless other self right now. Put me back in the box and I'll get her."
>>33682763>> “Where is she?”This is part of the act, don't go ruining itProbably
>>33682763>> Write inAct panickyRun about, search for Erika around the door.Kinda wish I didn't wake up so late.
>shout Magic and then panic
>>33682842Voting for this.
>>33682763> “GET A SEARCH PARTY TOGETHER!”PANICCC!!!!!
>>33682842I like this one, let's do this.
>>33682842inb4 we ruin the act
>>33682969That's what they get for not sharing their witch secrets with Trude.
> Write inYou sigh loudly. “Not again.” You quickly go back into the box and shut the door.…You open the door again and look back on stage. The other Magicians are left pondering and wondering where the hell Weiss is. Oh boy.Unfortunately, the box falls to pieces for no good reason. The Magicians all look at it, confused and a little scared.…Bernadette walks up to them, wondering what the hell is going on. They shrug, shaking their heads and oblivious to what is going on.You sigh, then go back into the box. Weiss says, “Are they buying it?”“I don’t know,” you say.…You flinch, flattening yourself up against the other end of the box. Weiss stands there, smiling.> “HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET IN HERE?”> “This is part of the Act, right?”> “What the fuck?”> Write in
>>33683032>> “What the fuck, you could have warned me about this,”
>>33683032>> “HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET IN HERE?”HOW!?Also, new thread?
>>33683032> “This is part of the Act, right?Trudy should be used to this by now.
>>33683032> “What the fuck?”CHECK HER BUTT FOR THE MOLE, DAMMIT
>>33683032>> “HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET IN HERE?”
>>33683032>“HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET IN HERE?”Seriously, how the fuck are you doing it?!
>>33683032> “HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET IN HERE?”> “This is part of the Act, right?”Isn't the third act (The Prestige) taking too long?The audience are gonna lose interest at this rate.
>>33683129Weiss knows what she's doing.
>>33683156She's in a box with Trude so small that Clara barely fits inside. I sure hope she knows what she's doing.
>>33683032>Write in"So what is the plan now?"
>>33683191We carry her out of the box
> “HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET IN HERE?”You whisper loudly at her. “How did you get in here!?”Weiss shrugs. “Eh. I have lots of ways. Just look out the door, alright?” You sigh, then look out the door.Conlin walks up to the microphone and says, “Um… it appears our leading girl has disappeared and we don’t know where she is. So… yeah. Unfortunately, that means this performance has come to an end.” Everyone whispers and murmurs quietly, wondering where Weiss could have gone.Then there’s a clapping. Everyone looks around, then turns to the source, in the middle of the audience. The spotlights come down to illuminate this single clapper.Erika Weiss. She stands up, smiling as she applauds. She is in the midst of the entire audience, who shout and applaud Weiss for managing to appear among them without getting her attention. Wait. You look back. Erika Weiss is no longer there. How did she? Conlin and the others look positively baffled.How? HOW!? IS IT- A TWIN OR…Your head hurts.……With the Magic act out of the way, you return to the aisle. The various sports teams and coaches address the school with speeches and the like. From the Curling Team, to the Baseball team, to the Cheerleading Team, and even the various clubs get a voice or two.Finally, it’s Tankery’s turn. You stand up amidst applause. Your tail wags, stop that tail. There are giggles and squeals at how cute you are. Hm, didn’t seem that hard then. You kind of wish you’d prepared a speech though. Looks like you’re going to have to gun it.> Pathos> Ethos> Logos> Write in
Unrelated, but can someone give me a list of all the crews? I can't remember everyone.
>>33683304>> PathosALWAYS PATHOS
>>33683304> Write in (Erika, what the fuck.)> Remember you're supposed to do a speech.> Pathos>>33683326Look at the top, mate.
>>33683326Look at the OP
>>33683304> PathosJust start writing the pathos post now schteel, it'll win.
>>33683304>> PathosErika what the fuck.
>>33683304> PathosAgain, guys--page 10 warning. Wrap this up or migrate.
>>33683304It was some prestige shitSuper Noice> EthosProbably won't win, but I think Ethos fits the occasion, duty to the school, we're at the finals and we'll win this like we won all of them, for LGA
>>33683375>>33683367>Gertrude Pool> A bit inconsistent, brash, and slightly gay, Make that double gay.
>>33683304>PathosPathos hasn't failed us yet!
>>33683304>PathosAt some point we just have to kidnap Erica and interrogate her because this shit is bananas.
Next thread will start in ten minutes and will be> Pathos Stand by.
>>33683554WAIT NO DONT ARCHIVE US YET I NEED TO TELL THE PEOPLE READING THE ARCHIVE SOMETHINGWHATEVER YOU DO, DON-
>>33683554Waiting warmly.So anons, how many of you are up for not letting Mr Mishka down and canceling the M4A3 conversion?