> “You have to tell me more.”“Weiss, this is a very dangerous trick. I’m not doing this unless you tell me more.”Weiss sighs. “Okay, fine.” She rubs her nose a bit. “Here’s how it will work, Gertrude. I will be on one end of the stage, you will be on the other, okay? The gun is loaded with blanks, but I will have a bullet underneath my tongue. It’s like you described actually.”You nod. “Okay, that’s fine. You got that cleared with the school, right?” She nods. “Great. Good. Okay, yeah, that’s fine.”“Great!” says Weiss. She and the other Magicians quickly push you out the door. “Anyway! You should get going! We got plans! Plans that involve people actually adept at Magic and sleight-of-hand! Now go!”“But-““Go!” She shuts the door on you.You narrow your eyes open the door again, only to find them stripping out of their dresses. They notice you, and immediately scream. “AH! WE SAID GO!” squeals Weiss.You sigh, closing the door. Welp, you might as well head to Bernadette’s place now. You actually receive a call.> Bernadette F. Fairless (Senior VP)Welp. You might as well answer.“Hey, Gertrude.”“Hey, Bernadette-“ Your stomach growls.“Hungry?”“How did you guess?”“Well, I like to think I have good hearing. You coming by my place or do you have anything else to do?”“Nah, I’m think I’m done with most things.”“Oh, good. That’s good… um… wow, didn’t think I’d get this far. Um. You’re fine with watching a movie right?”> Boast> Neutral> Polite> Write in
>>33661051> BoastSure, should we pick up food or did she make something?
>>33661051> BoastIt's been a while actually, so that's a great idea.
>>33661051> Boast> "Want me to bring something, or do you have that handled?"
>>33661051>> BoastI admit i'm slightly dismayed with the M4A3 upgrade.But with the new news on the instant eliting, I think we might need the cash from that instead, in order to get the tanks ready.
>>33661126>I admit i'm slightly dismayed with the M4A3 upgrade.Not the only one
>>33661051>Neutral>Depends. Is it a naughty movie~?Unleash the teasing.
>>33661051> BoastDinner and movie is good.So long as it isn't a weepy chick flick about finding the perfect man for the main character who is a quirky but spunky female.>Welp. You might as well answer.Still funny. Maybe I'm just pathetic.
>>33661126We've already caught an earful from that other guy, but, from your perspective, what are the downsides to going to the M4A3E8?
>>33661154What is she eating that's causing sexual arousal?
>>33661126Messed up the Status chart, this be the correct one since the engine upgrades didn't go through.
>>33661179She's using Sodoko as a naked plate.
>>33661051>BoastWhat, "Pizza deliver scores with two women"? Sur, that's a classic.
>>33661179Peppers I think. They were going to have kebabs but then the Freshmen happened so Anzu stepped in and made magic.Anzu is actually one of the reasons I dislike the other GuP quest: I hadn't seen the show before reading it, so her character and a lot of what happened actually turned me off to the series, and I didn't even watch GuP until... four weeks ago?
>>33661227What happened in the other quest?
>>33661051>BoastWith Fairless, always Boast.
>>33661162Mostly cast to welded.Full cast turrets offer better protection against the later period shermans which were welded to save on time and cost.Then again I've been informed that the A3 does have sloped armour to help with that.
> Boast“Yeah, totally, what movies did you have lined up?”“Well, Kitten tells me you’re a fan of Indiana Jones, so I got all four of them from Redbox.”“Really? There are four movies? Aren’t there only three?”“… I have all four. There’s Raiders, Temple of Doom, Last Crusade, and-““OH GOOD. YOU HAVE THE ENTIRE INDIANA JONES TRILOGY. IT’S A GOOD THING THERE’S NO FOURTH MOVIE.”“… Yeah, sure.” You hear the sound of something quickly being bagged. “Well uh… if you want, you can grab something to eat on the way to my place, I don’t mind.”> “I’ll grab something.”> “Nah, I’ll cook something for you.”> “You can cook me something.”> Write in
>>33661278> “I’ll grab something.”Trudy is hungry now and wants to waste no time cooking
>>33661263I don't want to clog this quest in a discussion of others. Just dive into their archive and read.
>>33661278> “I’ll grab something.”Cooking is nice, but some other time.
>>33661278>> “You can cook me something.”Let's see whether or not Fairless has been reading the cookbook...
>>33661278>> “I’ll grab something.”
>>33661278>go get kitten to make something
>>33661278> "Nah, I'll cook something for you."She'll love it.
>>33661278>“Nah, I’ll cook something for you.”We are best houseguest, and that means cooking!
>>33661278>“Nah, I’ll cook something for you.”Behold the power of Iron Chef Trude!
>>33661272I'll defend the M4A3 conversion in terms of armor on the basis that it's easier to weld additional applique (actual steel plates) on a flat surface than a curved one (have to make do with track links, cement, or up-armor small, flat sections only etc.)
>>33661278>“I’ll grab something.”Time spent cooking is time not spent snuggling and watching movies.
>>33661278> “You can cook me something.”She's been reading that book.>>33661263Long story short, she was a dick. Mind you, she was kind of dickish in the first episode as well, but there were a few things she did that a lot of players were being legitimately steamed to the point of having the MC threaten to take his tank and go home that made me wonder why anyone followed her in the anime. Turns out she's not quite THAT bad, though she was lazy as hell. Some other things contributed to me not following the quest any longer, though.
>>33661278 >> “I’ll grab something.”
>>33661278>“You can cook me something.”>Don't forget to use the ebs tingredient: love
>>33661278> “I’ll grab something.”Fresh ingredients in the grocery mostly because...> “Nah, I’ll cook something for you.”
>>33661347But its already been applied so difficulty in applying it on the turrets shouldn't matter at all. All that matters is the armour of one against the other.Also, ease of application doesn't automatically make the armour better.
>>33661278>> “You can cook me something.”It's liek a real date, guys. let her show off to trudy.
>>33661278>“You can cook me something.”I'm curious now, I don't think that we've had any insight into her domestic skills as of yet.
>>33661347Also better engine whih delivers more horsepowerBetter electrical system from which I recall help turret traverseThe frontal armor is sloped offering better protectionAlso the 76mm is a different model offering slightly better room in the turret and aiming
>>33661406Flat areas spread over a wider surface means we can extend the applique further to those formerly curved areas without compromising the integrity of the steel plate being welded on.Try thinking of it as laying tiles on a curved cement surface vs. on a flat one, since I'll admit to having trouble explaining it clearly.
>>33661477We gave her the cookbook for practice, I can't actually remember if she was bad at cooking or not though
[s]Did we remember to ask Mr. Mishka to not put the fact he's upgrading Cupid on his Twitter?[/s]
>>33661521I'm saying the difficulty in applying is moot. Since we've already applied it to the A1.
>>33661278>> “You can cook me something.”
> “I’ll grab something.”> “You can cook me something.”“I’ll stop by a store, grab a few ingredients. Right? Maybe you can cook me something.”“Okay, I’ll have everything set for you here.”“Righto, see you then, Bernadette.”With that, you hang up. Time to grab some ingredients and a few things to eat.……Hm… Catsup, or Ketchup. Is there a difference? You dart your eyes between the two as you stand in the grocery store. Your stomach growls. Ah fuck it, you’ll buy both.You sigh. You can’t remember the last time you actually went to the grocery store on your own as you stand in the line. You let the cashier ring you up for all the stuff you bought, then you’re out and on your way.It’s a cold night out. You shiver a bit as you continue walking along. You see the occasional student walk and pass by. Nothing too special. The snow has settled for now, and is actually starting to freeze over into ice. The perks of being the size of a skyscraper these Academyships. You almost envy those on the land, almost.Finally, you arrive at the Senior dorms, and then knock on Bernadette’s dorm. She answers the door, wearing her school skirt and her blouse. The top few buttons have been undone, revealing quite the cleavage. She also has her hair tied back into a messy ponytail. “Oh, Gertrude. Come in, you must be freezing.”You nod as you step in and throw off your coat. “Yeah!” You sigh. “Jeez.”Bernadette says, “Go ahead and relax.” She takes the bag of ingredients. “I’ll make something for you.”> Take a Shower> Help Bernadette cook> Relax> Call Someone (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Other
>>33661632>Take a ShowerMight as well warm up now while there isn't much to interrupt.
>>33661632>Relax>Watch her cookDelicious bernadette cooking, must taste.
>>33661632> Take a ShowerIt's been a long day
>>33661632> Take a ShowerIt's nice to be waited on every now and then
>>33661632> Relax and watch Bernadette cook.Save the shower until after we dine and watch movies.
>RelaxGet naked while waiting for the food.Or find her sketchbook. While naked.
>>33661632>Help Bernadette cookLeave showering for later. They're supposed to do it together again.
>>33661483And the welded ones have thicker armor and don't have the shot traps the cast ones do.
>>33661632>Take a ShowerWe are sticky and gross
>>33661632>Take a ShowerWarm up, its traditional to be in ones jammies to watch movies all night but I don't think we or Bernadette have any here.
>>33661632> Relax and chat with Bernadette while she cooks. Don't watch her, we don't want her to feel like she's being evaluated.
>>33661632>>Relax>>Watch her cookGive her some pointers, and see how she has improved.Also comment how she looks good in an apron
>>33661632>Relax and watch/help bernadette cook.Yeah, they can shower together later.Unless GS will use the 'shower on a date as a signal for sex'
>>33661632>Other: make another awkward comment that gets Bernadette to blush, watch movie in awkward silence, resolve nothing by the end of the night, and drag the /u/-baiting out for another 200 threads>get praised for it on #ques/tg/enerals
>>33661793They shower together frequently, it's unlikely.
> RelaxYou lean over Bernadette’s shoulder as she cooks. She has donned a frilly pink apron around her waist as she works on what appears to coleslaw and some fried chicken. “Need any help?” you ask.Bernadette shakes her head. “No thanks. You just relax, I can handle this.”You smile. “Alright. Just wanted to say though, I think you look mighty cute in that apron.” Bernadette rolls her eyes, blushing a little. You giggle a bit.“Just go pick out a movie or something.” You nod, then head over to her TV, then bend over and start rifling through her movies. She did rent the Indiana Jones trilogy OF WHICH THERE ARE ONLY THREE MOVIES but she also has a substantial library as well.> Raiders of the Lost Ark> Temple of Doom> Last Crusade> Memphis Belle> Spirited Away> Toy Story> Write in
Rolled 27I will admit I sorta want to start and end the tournament in the same A1 chassis just for the heck of it.Another part says we might need the cash, depending on how we do in the next practice match. We might get 2 to 3 possible crew elites from it.
Rolled 12>>33661926>> Raiders of the Lost ArkClassic
>>33661926>Whichever is the most romantic one.>>33661882When together, maybe. But a shower before ht e other is a mating call.>>33661826Aww yiss, 200 more threads! It's like an early christmas!
>>33661926> Raiders of the Lost ArkLet's get to it
>>33661926>> Spirited Away
>>33661926> Crystal Sku-owowowowow> Raiders of the Lost Ark
>>33661926> Crystal SkullYou know you want it. Give in.
>>33661926>Temple of DoomWhen the Kah-Li-Mah scene comes on reach for her chest.>>33661882>They shower together frequentlyYour thinking of kitten, Truge & Bernadette aren't quite at that stage yet.
>>33661926> Raiders of the Lost Ark
>>33661926> Spirited AwayPulp adventure is great, but I really liked Spirited Away.>>33661826>Other: make another awkward comment that gets Bernadette to blushPhase one complete, just for you. Besides Anon >>33661965 has the right idea.
>>33661965>Whichever is the most romantic one.Last Crusade, its not a real romance until a loved ones death.
>>33661926>Last CrusadeBecause Fairless picked the Indiana Jones trilogy for Gertrude's sake, it's only polite.Buuut, since I want them snuggling...>Spirited Away or Toy Story.
>>33661926>> Raiders of the Lost Ark
>>33661926>Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
>apron and ACTUAL CLOTHINGThey are NOT mutually exclusive? HERESY! HERESY MOST FOUL!
>>33662186If your faith is strong, then the drawfags will answer your prayers. Maybe.
> Raiders of the Lost ArkYou decide to pop in the classic: Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pr-8AP0To4kYES.You and Bernadette sit down on the couch, eating up your coleslaw and fried chicken, watching Indiana Jones plow through this adventure that you’ve seen a million times. Bernadette might not be too familiar with it, but for you, this stuff never gets old.Bernadette says, “Why would they rig their temple with all those booby traps? Who resets-“You place your finger on her lips, shushing her immediately. You keep your gaze locked on the TV as Indy narrowly avoids being crushed by a boulder. “Sssshhh… No one gives a shit.”Bernadette quirks her brow at that.……You place your empty dishes on the coffee table in front of you, and further relax as Indiana Jones continues on his adventure for the Ark of the Covenant. This is one of your favorite parts actually, the one where he assembles the Staff of Ra to find the Ark. Bernadette crosses her ample legs, then yawns a bit as she stretches her arms upwards and then lets one fall around your shoulders.You look at her. She looks back at you.…“Wow,” you say. “I didn’t think you-““Quiet, let me have this, damn it,” she says.> Remain quiet> Tease> Lean into her> Write in
>>33662248>> Tease>> Lean into her
>>33662248> Remain quietDoesn't mean Trudy can't smugface.
>>33662248>> Tease>> Lean into herIt's time.
>>33662248>Remain quietstaring contest
>>33662248> Tease> Lean into her
>Lean into herNo teasing, that kills moods.
>>33662248> Lean into herYessss, be proactive, Bernadette!
>>33662248> Tease> Lean into herOh Bernadette, I do declare
>>33662248>> Lean into her
>>33662248>Lean into herLet her have this, damn it.
>>33662248> Lean into herFull speed ahead!
>>33662248>> Lean into herAnd then sigh contentedly.
>Lean into herYes, an active Benadette!
>>33662248>>> Lean into her
>>33662248>> Lean into herDo it
>>33662248This right here >>33662284
>>33662248 >> Tease>> Lean into her
>>33662368Why does that squirtle have a moustache?
>>33662374>> Tease>> Lean into herIt's time for me to forget how to quote, apparently.
>>33662248>Lean into herOh god, is this finally happening? No teasing though, don't want to risk killing the mood.
>>33662248>Lean into herSssh, no words, just cuddling.
>>33662402He is Monsieur LeSquirtle!Seriously, it's Chunibuyo and with al that crazy you're questioning why Squirtle has a 'stache?
>>33662457Well... yeah. I mean, having some rocking shades would be one thing, but a moustache? That's kinda weird. Turtles aren't French, are they?
>>33662248>> Lean into herIt's habbening!
So, as someone who just caught up, does Kitten even stand a chance?
>>33662480Turtles, I'm not sure, but I am sure that Squirtles are Japanese. And I like the mustache. Its dapper.
>>33662511If she gets scooped up with Bernadette
>>33662511I think she has a good chance, since there's a lot of support and effort put into trying to see if Kitten and Bernadette are interested in each other. I think a lot of people are just excited that Bernadette is being proactive.
>>33662511With the way this voe is going, any chance she had is quickly disappearing.
>>33662511She has her fans, and Harem end is best end.
>>33662511As someone who dislikes Kitten as a romance option, she's probably the slight favorite.
>>33662511C'mon man, we're Gertrude Pool. Loved by all, dense as a fucking rock. Besides, because everyone loves us, were we to declare our gayness and a working schedule, we'd properly sleep with the entire school.not that we haven't tried hard to sleep with the entire school, or at least the senshado team!
Rolled 3>>33662511I hope so
>>33662511Maybe. She has just admitted to be shipping Trudy and Bernadette, though, so it's unlikely. This will be the best resolution tot he waifu wars.
>>33662603And Bernadette was trying to ship Trude and Kitten for the dance, and Trude has been shipping Bernadette and Kitten.
>>33662603Who gives a damn about that
>>33662603>Kitten admits defeat>Kittenfags declared to be BTFO>GermanSchteel laughs maniacally, truly his puppets dance to his tune
>>33662480No, but TORTOISES are. Squirtle is a tortoise.
>>33662649No, that's Blastoise. Get with the program.
So who's going to win the Griseldab owl when Griselda Quest starts up?
> Tease> Lean into her“Hmhm…” You kick your legs up and then rest your head on Bernadette’s shoulder. “I wasn’t trying to fight it, Bernadette.”Bernadette blinks a bit, sighing. “Yeah, I suppose.” She tightens up her grip around you, then slowly, her head comes to rest against yours. You continue to watch Indiana Jones beat the everloving crap out of Nazis and fling them out of trucks in pursuit of treasure, fortune, and glory. All with one of your favorite girls. You kind of wish Kitten were here, this is fun!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0APF3SO9tqE“YOOOO!” you lean forward a bit, kicking your feet as the guy’s head explodes. “THAT WAS AWESOME!”Bernadette nods. “Yeah. That was pretty cool.”[1/2]
>>33662680I hope it doesn't start for a while after LGA finishes, some variety would be nice.
>>33662680Clara is going to steal Trude's sister from herI wonder if Griselda will be impressed by how gay everyone is for Getrude
>>33662703[2/2]……As the credits roll, you and Bernadette simply sit on the couch, leaning against one other, with Bernadette’s arm around you. You say, “Great movie. Never gets old.”Bernadette nods. “Yeah.” She looks down at you, then reaches up to finger at your stray locks of hair. “Gertrude… I-… I wanted to talk to you about something.” You look up at her. “I-… these past few months, you’ve done a whole lot for me. You got me to quit smoking for one thing, and next thing you’ve got the school up in arms working to fight against getting shut down, and… all this. I’m surprised you don’t take a break from it all.”You shrug a little, leaning further onto Bernadette’s bosom. “Well. I just don’t think I have time to, you know?”Bernadette says, “Well. Look at me. I got close to the end of this school year to spend with you all. I really wish I knew you earlier. We could’ve done so much more… been so much more.” You look up at her, confused a little. Bernadette shakes her head, then quickly adjusts her glasses. “Gertrude. Listen… you say you don’t have time right?”You nod. “Maybe. Why?”“Kitten gave you that speech, be selfish?”You nod again. “Yeah?”Bernadette carefully scoots you away, surprising you.Then she leans in.Oh.OH. OH. IS SHE-OH BOY. SHE’S GOING TO KISS YOU.THIS-OH SHIT. WHAT- I- WHAT YOU… WHATDO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO KISS GIRLS?NO, NO WAIT YOU WHAT OH GOD OH GOD> Pull away> Kiss> Don’t do anything> Write in
>>33662723>KissAw yes.>>33662643>BTFOBoobs, tits, feet and what?
>>KissIt has come
>>33662723FUUUUU> Don’t do anything
>>33662723>KissNo time for cowardice!
>>33662723> KissEND THE WAIFU WAR!
>>33662723> Don’t do anythingFREEZE UP
>>33662730Stands for Blown The Fuck Out
>>33662723>KissI have waited for this.
>>33662723>Don’t do anythingrolled 1 on mindlock
>>33662723> KissSorry Kittenfags
>>33662723> Don’t do anythingI don't hate you Fairless, I just don't love you
>>33662723>KissDO IT FAGGOTCONFIRM GAY ALREADY
>KissDon't panic, and just reciprocate.
>>33662723> KissDo it Faggot!
>>33662723>KissLike the horrible kisser we are of course.
>>33662723> Kiss>awkward kiss, tremblingKITTENFAGS BLOWN THE FUCKOUT
>>33662723>kissShe made the move, sorry Kitten. Can't be cute and expect Captain McDenseAsFuck to get it.
>>33662723>> Don’t do anythingHonestly I just wanna see trudy panic
I don't even have a stake in the Trudyb owl (any girl/combo is best end) and I'm still not sure what to vote. Wonder what makes sense for the both-girl-seeking anons.
>>33662723>KissPoints to Fairless for going for it
>>33662723>> Don’t do anythingI at least like that no one is saying pull away
>>33662723... Oh god damn it, now that it's happening I don't know what the best response is. I'm still trying to get the B/T/K relationship rolling, but I really want to see Bernadette get rewarded for being proactive.... All right, then.> Kiss.> Disengage, and tell Bernadette the same thing we told Kitten: we can't afford to be selfish, but when it's all over we'll try to sort it all out, and we don't want to hurt anyone.
>>33662723> Don’t do anythingMs. Headlights, meet Miss Deer.Miss Deer, meet Senior Hood of my Car
>>33662723>DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO KISS GIRLS?Trudy, do you even know how to kiss anything?>Kiss
>>33662723>> KissSlobbery first kiss, Gertrude! Make it wet and sloppy!
>>33662858Well sure she probably doesn't, but her ability to kiss boys isn't relevant at the moment, see.
>>33662723>> Pull away
>>33662723>> Don’t do anythingSchteel's probably already writing
Rolled 17>>33662723>> Don’t do anything
>>33662921It wasn't that close of a vote anyway.
>>33662723>Don't do anything
Rolled 7>>33662723 >> Don’t do anything
>>33662723>Kiss>ROCK AND ROLL ALL NIGHT
>>33662853>> Disengage, and tell Bernadette the same thing we told Kitten: we can't afford to be selfish, but when it's all over we'll try to sort it all out, and we don't want to hurt anyone.Really the time for temporizing has long-passed. Both Kitten and Bernadette had given her encouragement to be selfish and the year is almost over. The waifu wars are a detriment to the Quest, anyway, so resolving them is better than continuing the increasingly threadbare excuse about not having enough time.Frankly at this point LGA is almost certainly secure in the future given Gertrude's already miraculous come-from-nowhere run of victories. Continuing to leave Kitten and Bernadette twisting is actually the selfish route at this point.
> KissOkay, Gertrude. Your life has built up to this moment.… not exactly how you imagined it. You imagined it in a more romantic setting, perhaps a restaurant where you eat fancy French cuisine. You would be wearing a nice dress and he would be in a good smart suit. He would lean over after regaling you with a funny story-And Fairless has planted her lips on yours. You blink, her eyes are closed. Is that really a thing people do when they kiss? Wow- This- This feels quite tingly. Her lips are soft, taste like strawberry actually wow your thought process is just going to shit right now and are her lips moving why do they need to do that?…Her lips are still on yours. Okay, think Gertrude. THINK. Um…TONGUE! Yes, tongue is usually a thing, you open your mouth and HOLY FUCK SHE JUST STUCK YOUR TONGUE INTO YOUR MOUTH OH GOD WHAT NO, THIS IS DISGUSTING BUT VERY SLIGHTLY AROUSING. “Unf!” Oh god did you really just do that.Bernadette grabs your arm and continues her assault on your mouth. Gently, very gently, she lays back on the couch, and soon she’s straddling on top of you.… AND SHE WON’T STOP KISSING YOU. YOU’RE ENJOYING THIS WOW BUT…CONFLICTING THOUGHTS.> Continue> Pull away> Write in
>>33662248>> Remain quiet
>>33662994>Frankly at this point LGA is almost certainly secure We're going to fail.
>>33663020>> ContinueWow Fairless
>>33662994>Continuing to leave Kitten and Bernadette twisting is actually the selfish route at this point.Except that's not fair to Gertrude at all? She's got the weight of the Academy weighing on her shoulders right now as Tankery Captain. As someone said sometime back, it's better to keep her head firmly on this instead of being distracted from the end goal by relationship stuff.
>>33663020> Pull away
>>33663020Best girl confirmed!But...Kitten...Abstaining.
>>33663020>ContinueNoicecaptcha: uccomeo satisfactoryvery, captcha
>>33663020>> ContinueGod damn it, let's get this over with and settled. Bernadette is best girl anyway.
Rolled 12>>33663020>> Pull away
>>33663020> ContinueShe's going for it. Proactivity should be rewarded.
>ContinueThis is making me moist
>>33663020>> ContinueGooo oooooon
>>33663020> Pull awayLet's talk a little. As long as we don't break it off too suddenly or anything, just ease off slowly.
>>33663020> Pull awaySTRAWBERRY IS THE DANGERAnd we really need to have an honest talk now.>>33662994Fair enough. But I don't think it's fair to Kitten to have been given that speech and then go for Bernadette.
>>33663020>continueget rid of the conflicting thoughts, Trudy. Thre is only the kssind.
>>33663020>> Pull awayMy Kitten...This won't win but I'll still vote for it
>>33663020>> Pull away
>>33663020> Pull awayPlease no. I like Bernadette/Gertrude but there's bigger things at stake.
>>33663020>ContinueThis is going to end terribly, isn't it?
>>33663020>> Pull awayThat should be enough
>>33663020> ContinueYES. FULL FUCKING SPEED AHEAD!
>>33663020>strawberryThat's...actually kind of a disappointing resolution to that subplot.....UNLESS THATS NOT HER STRAWBERRY WE FOUND ALL OVER EARLIER.
>>33663020> Pull awayI don't want this German.
>>33663020> Continue>"Hey... at least lemme breathe a bit..."
>ContinueOh, Fairless, how bold~
>>33663020 >> Pull away
>>33663020>> ContinueCan't claim denseness now
>>33663020>> ContinueTongue wrestling, woo! Maybe grope her butt and hold her hand, too!
>>33663020>> Pull awaylets stop it here
>continueStrawberries are mu favorite, anyway.
>>33663020>ContinueDamn, I knew Fairless was getting frustrated but wow. Let's see how deep the rabbit hole goes then.
>>33663020> ContinueBut we REEEALLY should talk after.
>>33663020>ContinueFade to black please, we're a blue board! THINK OF TEH CHILLUNS!
>>33663020> Continueall dem kitten samefags
>>33663020>> ContinueYes, fuck, finally!
>>33663048>Except that's not fair to Gertrude at all? She's got the weight of the Academy weighing on her shoulders right now as Tankery Captain. As someone said sometime back, it's better to keep her head firmly on this instead of being distracted from the end goal by relationship stuff.Gertude have to act dense as a rock because she's terrified of hurting their feelings is more stress at this point than the Tankery program. Just getting the finals and wracking up all those sponsorships gets enormous amounts of attention LGA can use to survive if the Principal is more than halfway brain dead.
>>33663020>> Pull awayWe need to give Kitten a chance god damn it
Jesus christ that's a lotta votes.
>>33663020>continuesI like this. Never thought it would happen, but fuck, yes!
>>33663097It's totally not like Kitten/Clara/Sealand totally have walked in on us, right?...right?
>>33663143>Implying Schteel has time to whip up anything substantial anyway.Fuck it's 5:30 am I need to sleep but what if I miss a vote what if.
>>33663170And how many do you want to bet are samefags?
>>33663157Kitten had her chance since middle school.
>>33663020 >Pull away
>>33663170Schteel started writing a long time ago
>>33663170Big choice drawing lurkers out + samefagging + indecisive anons just voting both ways probably too.
>>33663020> Continue> Write inCut to black quick Schteel! We're going into the H real quick!
>>33663020>continueAnd then, the thread doubled only in this vote.
>>33663199Betcha it was Kitten's idea so both of them would finally get some.
.>>33663020>Pull awaySamefag central up in this bitch on both sides
>>33663020> ContinueIf only to put an end to the waifu war.
>>33663020>Continue >>33663203pls no
>>33663020> Write in-Come up for air (the gentle, polite pull away)Then, as Anon >>33663075 and Anon >>33663106 have activated my shadowruns, ASK HER ABOUT THE LETTERS!!!!Not that they were bad, but some confirmation would be nice.
>>33663170Waifus: serious business, no matter the quest.
>continueAh, fuck it, virginity is overrated. No magic in LGA
>>33663020> Pull awayNot like it matters
>>33663224She's been smelling like strawberries ever since the first time we took a shower in her bathroom, to be honest.
> ContinueYou moan more into Bernadette’s mouth. This spur her on even more and more and goddamn it, you’re running out of breath holy shit. Bernadette curls her fingers around yours, clutching your hands as she breathily kisses you more and more.Seriously, you can’t breathe.Finally, Bernadette draws her head back for breath, a strand of saliva still connecting your lips together oh that is disgusting. Bernadette comes back in-“Wait!” You hold up your hand, stopping her. “That- That’s… I need to catch my breath. Holy shit, Bernadette. That- That was intense, a little intense for my first kiss.”Bernadette sighs, then rests her head beside yours. “Sorry. I… I got carried away.”“It’s fine,” you say. “It’s fine.”…Bernadette says, “You know. That’s really I wanted from you.” You turn your head to her, confused. “Just… just the kiss. Honestly, from here-… I just don’t see us working as a couple beyond me graduating and having to live away from you.”> “We could make it work.”> “You can’t just kiss me and say that you don’t want me.”> “Maybe you’re right.”> Write in
>>33663020> Pull awaybernadettes pls go
>>33663287>> Write inReally? Why?I don't like the option
>>33663287> “You can’t just kiss me and say that you don’t want me.”
>>33663253>She's been smelling like strawberries ever since the first time we took a shower in her bathroom, to be honest.Strawberries were also associated with Kitten. For that matter the girl at William Adams said her first kiss (with another girl) tasted of strawberries. I'm sure if we'd looked around Clara's room, yep, strawberries.Strawberry is evidently the taste of yuri.
>>33663287>“We could make it work.”>mention the offer from PrincentonSeriously?
YO I LEAVE FOR FIFTEEN FUCKING MINUTES TO MAKE A GRILLED CHEESE AND NOW WERE ROUTELOCKED WHAT THE FUCK
>>33663253True as that is, I'm not that bright, and only noticed it now.
>>33663287>“You can’t just kiss me and say that you don’t want me.”And for the love of god ask about the strawberry.
>>33663312Hope that grilled cheese was worth it
>>33663287> "We could make it work."> "You can't just kiss me and say you don't want me."
>>33663287>> “Maybe you’re right.”Even if we decided to go to Princeton it would be two years after Fairless graduates
>>33663287>I need some time to think about thisotherwise> “Maybe you’re right.”
>>33663287>> “You can’t just kiss me and say that you don’t want me.”
>strawberryThe letters!>all this scenePic related.
>>33663287> Write in (Really? Why?)I have to agree with Excel, I want to hear her reasoning, and I'm not exactly keen with the first two options.
>>33663287> “We could make it work.”> “You can’t just kiss me and say that you don’t want me.”Both of these!
>>33663287>“We could make it work.”
>>33663287> “Maybe you’re right.”
>>33663287>>“We could make it work.”>>mention the offer from PrincentonYeah, didn't Trudy receive a letter from them?
>>33663287>> “We could make it work.”>> “You can’t just kiss me and say that you don’t want me.”
>>33663287>You can’t just kiss me and say that you don’t want me.”Seriously, dick move right there Fairless. I guess we can mention the Princeton offer to get her attention though.
>>33663287> “We could make it work.”WITH KITTEN
>>33663287>> “Maybe you’re right.”
>>33663287>> “We could make it work.”>> “You can’t just kiss me and say that you don’t want me.”Well it would actually be a challenge, and odds aren't exceptionally great, but at the same time it certainly could work out if they both really wanted it.
This should be good.
>>33663287> Write in"Instead of just-I don't know-tossing this aside right now and deeming it impossible, can we...How about this? Let's win this thing for LGA and its girls and then...Then we figure it all out."
>>33663312> “We could make it work.”> “You can’t just kiss me and say that you don’t want me.”Trudy has like an offer from Princeton already
>>33663287> “We could make it work.”> “You can’t just kiss me and say that you don’t want me.”
>>33663355Unless Trudy decides to go to Princeton after this school year she has two years until she graduates
I'm going to love doing a statistical analysis on this thread.
>>33663312I'm sorry, none of us can escape this ruse cruise.
>>33663287>> “Maybe you’re right.”I really see trude more going for the LGA program since they're restarting.
>>33663287>“You can’t just kiss me and say that you don’t want me.”
>>33663312Time to go buy a bunch of liquor and drink myself into a coma.Why bother anymore
>>33663395>>33663287Goddamn it, quoted the wrong post.
>>33663287>> “You can’t just kiss me and say that you don’t want me.”> “But maybe you’re right.”Gertrude is bullheaded and willful and unwilling to accept doom. But there are limits.
>>33663287>> “We could make it work.”>> “You can’t just kiss me and say that you don’t want me.”Damnit, Bernadette. Don't cockblock yourself.
>>33663287>> "We could make it work.">> "You can't just kiss me and say you don't want me."Yeah, mention the princeton thing too.
>>33663312I tried anon, we might not be though
>>33663287> “You can’t just kiss me and say that you don’t want me.”A girl's first kiss is her most sacred Bernadette-senpai.
>>33663287> “We could make it work.”
>>33663287>> Have her explain her reasoning>> “We could make it work.”>> “You can’t just kiss me and say that you don’t want me."And then Trudy was a yandere
>>33663426With these girls, pasta based self cock-blocking seems to be normal.
>>33663287 >> “Maybe you’re right.”
> instant autosage in more or less an hour and a halfYou've harnessed the power now, Schteel.
>>33663312I feel like this should be screencapped and used whenever waifu wars are settled in quests.
>>33663287>> “You can’t just kiss me and say that you don’t want me.”> Write in: Take Responsibility!
GS, CAN KITTEN GET A HAPPY ENDING?!
>>33663287 > “Maybe you’re right.”
>>33663496Nope.It's all over now.
>>33663496No, it's over, prepare your noose comrade
>>33663496She can still win Big Boobs Trudy
>>33663496> Bernadette says, "Sorry, Gertrude, you won't be getting a harem."> MFW?> Bernadette opens the closet door to reveal a bound and gagged Kitten. "Because I'm not part of your harem: you're part of MINE."There you go.
>>33663496If Fairless wants a Hump and Dump then we can run to Kitten for comforting.Holy shit that was their plot all along! Kitten knew we'd be upset! She planned the whole thing! Our own very best friend is really Kitten Söze!Mind=Shadowruns=Blown
.....Okay, that really unexpected.
>>33663480Someone else needs to do it, I'm on my phone here.
>>33663578I'm surprisingly ok with this.
>>33663287>> “We could make it work.”>> “You can’t just kiss me and say that you don’t want me.”Yeah, no. This can work, Bernadette.
>>33663604Well this quests 55 posters made their decision.
>>33663582>If Fairless wants a Hump and Dump then we can run to Kitten for comforting.Fairless shows Trude how sex works, they give it a go but the pressure of distance and unshareable experience drive them apart. Then Kitten is there for her after the amicable breakup.Or harem-end. All the waifufags can be happy then! (Not actually a promise of waifufags shutting up.)
>>33663582Or, more likely, fairless confided in kitten, and this is something they agreed on, seeing as she knew about kittens selfish speech.The entire situation has been carefully constructed.She knew about strawberries, she knew about indiana jones, she knew about what kitten had spoken to us about.
>we could make it workBecause princenton is all over Gertrude already.
>>33663308>Strawberry is evidently the taste of yuri.You could make the connection to Strawberry Panic, but that's really out there.Also, Strawberry Panic is a parody through exaggeration of yuri tropes and cliches
>>33663287What the... I went to 711 and this what I find coming back... my Slurpee taste so bitter
> FUCK IT A LITTLE BIT OF EVERYTHINGYou frown. “You can’t just kiss me and say that, Bernadette. I mean… is this really it? I mean, I have a letter from Princeton, that’s probably a full-run in the making. And… you and me could work, Bernadette.”Bernadette says, “But that’s still two years. You and me would be separated. We’re not like Henrietta or Andrea.” She gently runs her hand along your flushed cheek. “Gertrude, I want your first relationship to be with someone you can hold, someone you can touch and kiss for as long as you’d like. Someone that you trust. Someone that you can talk to, right then and there.” She shakes her head. “We’ve got at most, half a school year together. That just wouldn’t mesh.”You grumble a bit. “Maybe you’re right. But I don’t want to believe you’re right. Kitten told me to find someone to be happy with-““Be happy with her then.” Bernadette frowns, shaking her head. “God, this is stupid. I…”> “I choose you.”> Kiss her> Remain quiet> Write in
>>33663636>Harem-endsThat's everyone losing
>>33663641Holy shit, we've been had from the very beginning!
>>33663665>> “I choose you.”>> Kiss herItshappening
>>33663665>> Write inI LOVE YOU BOTH
>>33663330I'm doubly pissed about it because it was a piece of shit. I just got a panini press and I squeezed out all the fucking cheese.
>>33663665>> Remain quiet
>>33663665>“I choose you.”>KissDamnit Schteel.
>>33663665>> Kiss her>> Remain quietBut I'm not choosing you Fairless, understand?We hit bump limit again
>>33663684Ok, now I'm screencapping this.
>>33663665> Remain quiet
>>33663665>> Kiss her
>>33663665>Write inFine, if you're going to force it on me, then we'll stop here. But is that really what you want?
>>33663665>Write inGUYS WE ARE STILL IN READING CLUB, THIS IS THE PLOT FOR ONE OF THE PORN
>I choose you>Kiss herSCHTEEEEEEEEEL
>>33663665> Kiss herThen we'll make damn good use of the time we've got, bitch.
>>33663665>>33663683Screw choosing, I'm being selfish!
>>33663665>> Write inI LOVE YOU BOTHgogogo
>>33663665>> Remain quietMy fucking Kitten god damn it
>>33663665>“I choose you.”>> Kiss herdamnit, man, what the fuck, stop this, jsut get them together already
>>33663665> “I choose you.”
>>33663716That is a fucking horrible cop-out. Go sit in the corner.
>>33663665> “I choose you.”> Kiss her> "You big stupid!"> Kiss her again
>>33663665>Write inYou both said to be selfish, right? Then I'm not going to choose between the two of you.
>>33663665> "And what, let you be miserable?"> "And you think this is really fair for all of us, just springing this on me and expecting me to make a decision now that affects all three of us? Without Kitten here, to boot?"Reiterating that hooking up with Bernadette after giving that speech to Kitten is a shitty thing to do.
>>33663683>>33663724Seconding the fuck out of this.
>>33663736im so sowwy, i go
>>33663665> Remain quietNope
>>33663665> Remain quiet>kittenfags endure through the entire quest worth of mixed messages, hetfaggotry, and anti-/u/boating only to lose hereSuffering
>>33663665>> “I choose you.”>> Kiss her
>>33663665>> Remain quietPlease do a quote only vote to reduce samefagging
>"I choose you">Kiss her
>>33663665> "I choose you."> Kiss her
>>33663665 >> Remain quiet
>>33663665>>33663683>>33663722Fuck it, they want selfish I'll pick SelfishHarem time Bitch
>>33663665> “I choose you.”> Kiss herStop asking for confirmation.
>>33663665>cryITS TOO MUCH MAN
>>33663747Hohoho.>>33663665Schteel! Lets go for this!
>>33663665>> “I choose you.”>> Kiss herGOOO FOR IT TRUDY. GODDAMN.
>>33663665>>Both you whore
>>33663665>"I choose you">Kiss herCan we get it over already?
>>33663665>> “I choose you.”>> Kiss herOk, this one was unexpected. Damnit, GermanSchteel.
>>33663665>>“I choose you.”>> Kiss her
>>33663683ThisSelfish is as selfish is
>>33663665>Write-inDOUBLE OR NOTHING
>>33663665>>33663683Selfish as fuckYou want it you got it sluts
Let's be honest here, Trudy really isn't cut out for princeton. It'd be long distance.
>>33663665> Write inEngage maximum selfishness and go for both!
>>33663665>"I choose you">Kiss herGodmnit
>>33663665>>“I choose you.”
>>33663665Schteel, please. You gave us 3 chances to back out aready. Stahp.
My favourite part about romance is the ludicrous amount of samefagging with every vote.
>>33663665>> Write in"You both want me to be happy? Fine, I choose both of you."Then shut her up with a French kiss.
>>33663665>>Remain QuietFor all kittenfags out there, good luck. Out.
>>33663665I LOVE YOUAND KITTENAND CLARAAND SEALANDAND ...um...THAT FANFIC PORN WRITER I CRASH INTO BUT I FORGOT HER NAME, EXCEPT HER GLORIOUSLY STEELY GREY HAIR.
>>33663844Yeah, I don't know what the fuck German was thinking running the votes like this.
>>33663665>> “I choose you.”> Kiss her
>>33663844It's so fucking obvious too, and he doesn't do a damn thing, instead bringing us to a routelock to be samefagged moreit's so easy to tell when every single vote has something written in the same grammar to bypass the spam filter
>>33663665>"I choose you">Kiss herBiggest LGA thread ever
>>33663844>My favourite part about romance is the ludicrous amount of samefagging with every vote.This is probably going to set a record number of votes, at a really odd hour. The samefagging runs strong in this thread.But well, waifu-wars. Only the dead have seen the end of them.
>>33663665>“I choose you.”> Kiss her
>>33663665>>33663683I won't pick, geez I'm mad
Vote count please! Assuming 5 minute break line.
>>33663665>>33663683make it so
>>33663867Tipsy friday night smut?
>>33663665>I love you bothWith everything we do for others we deserve a chance to be selfish
Yeah, guys, you can stop voting here.
>>33663867He wants to troll his own quest to death, its the only answer.
>>33663867He was thinking "How can I troll haremfaggots?" And then our samefaggotry gave him the answer. GermanSchteel, you puppetmaster!CAPTCHA: very yesbianindeed
>>33663912NEVER!>Write-inMY ONE TRUE LOVE IS MY FANFIC PORN WRITER
>>33663665> “I choose you.”> Kiss herWill we have yet another confirmation vote?
>>33663878OF course.>>33663900If you look back through the rest of the quest it's kind of obvious that German is a bit of a drama-fag when it comes to this stufff. Like with the constant /u/-baiting during the /u/-war
Well, nice knowing youSee you later kittenfags, hope you all have a nice weekend
>>33663665>> Kiss her on the cheek. "You know, I think you may have a point. I think I should go now, I'll see you at school. Goodnight Bernadette.
>>33663912You brought this upon yourself, Schteel. My condolences.
>>33663756>hetfaggotryThere was like, one serious guy prospect ever introduced, for all of maybe three threads, and the Kittenfags lost their freaking minds over it.
But what about my Sealand route?
>>33663938I didn't want to see kitten end up like this.
>>33663878Not like he could really do much about it.Even asking people to post with an explanation of why they're voting that way would just end up with the same post phrased a million different ways.
>>33663930I can already see the postAnd now she's OH WOW IS THIS WHAT MASTURBATION IS SUPPOSED TO FEEL LIKE? OH GOD LIKE WHAT, YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU'RE LIKE BUCKING OFF THE BED AND STUFF HOLY SHIT"T-trude, I'm just not sure this is going to work! I mean we wouldn't be able to do this every day!"
>>33663961>My condolencesWhy he does it on purpose.
>>33663965Imouto-locked right at the beginning. Also, got ...tangled?...with the Clara route.
>>33663912Still finding it hilarious?
>>33663912Schteel I cant wait for the next post!!!This quest just made my day!
>>33663978Why not just set up a strawpoll vote?
>>33663990Of course he is German loves his flame wars and shit flinging.
>>33664000Those are even easier to rig
>>33664000Thats not going to be any different
>>33663995It ruined mine! WHY?! Poll: Will this thread by eclipsed by the final battle thread? Romance vs Tank, /tg/ will show their true selves that day.
> “I choose you.”> Kiss herYou sigh. “If I could, I’d have both of you. But right now, Bernadette, I’m choosing you.” You quickly give her your best kiss on the lips. She accepts it, simply lying limp, even drawing forward when you pull back from it.Bernadette says, “You know this won’t last, right? Life’s going to take us a lot of places.”You nod. “Let’s just enjoy the time we have now, Bernadette. If you break up with me, that’s fine. I can take that. But you being happy, that’s what I’m concerned with now.” You snuggle up next to her, crossing your legs with hers. “Come on… just, be happy for once, Bernadette.”Bernadette looks away, then smiles with a heavy sigh. She hugs you, and rests her chin on your shoulder. “Thanks, for the millionth time, Gertrude.”You smile. “You’re welcome.”> END DAY
>>33664013Man, I don't know how this shit works. All I know is standard /tg/ voting never fucking works when it comes to getting the girl.
>>33663984Fairless and Kitten have both spent the entire quest flipflopping and panicking when it comes to trudy, guy. Having her second guess herself is completely in character.
Well."GS you magnificent bastard. I read your quests."I guess people on BJ quest will have nice laugh later.
>>33664032BOO!Both totally won in the end.
>>33664032Sloppy seconds Kitten end confirmed Thanks for running
>>33664032Welp, I'm all tuckered out. I'm just going to head right to sleep and let most of this blow over. I will return tomorrow at 3PM EST.Follow at: https://twitter.com/GermanSchteelAsk me Questions at: ask.fm/GermanSchteelSee you next time.
>>33664032Welp, I'm going to go die nowGreat thread Schteel, see you next time
>>33664032Let us enjoy this night, for tomorrow we (probably) die!
>>33664027Romance treads explode into samefagging while Tank threads get serious tactics discussion and well thought out posts. gud trade.
>>33664032Fucking finally. And I am actually happy, for once. Thanks for running, Schtteel!
>>33664070>See you next time....heh...
>>33664070>let most of this blow overYou sir, are an optimist.Still, thanks for running.
>>33664070Schteel, although I prefer Density Trude, I have no problem with this.Thanks for another fun thread.
>>33664070Thanks for the quest Deutschshell!see you tomarrow
>>33664070Goodnight GermanSchteel, Captain of the USS Ruse Cruse.
>>33664070Thanks for running, Schteel!
>>33664078If it wasn't for the tank stuff I would have dropped this quest a long time ago from all the waifu bullshit.
>>33664070Thanks for running anyway. See you tomorrow
>>33664033/tg/ voting in regards to girls works in an incredibly simple way.The first one to make a romantic physical approach wins. They literally do not know how to say no/ have no desire too. That's it. Hugs/Kisses/handholding/sex, the actual contact doesn't matter, as long as it is accompanied by romantic proposal.
>>33664045I'm pretty sure this was Kitten's plan all along.
>>33664048But this is exactly how the Miho/Yukari votes went too.
>>33664070Schteel, I love you and all, but man, this ain't gonna blow over anytime soon. Mark my words.
>>33664070I hope you enjoyed your thread filled with drama and samefagging.
>>33664123Yeah I stuck around for the tanks not the people.
>>33664033We can never agree, so when it comes down to it both sides samefag and whichever side has the greatest capacity to samefaq wins, then the bitch-asses who voted for the losing girl leave in a huff, the ones who can suck it up and deal with it stay, and the quest continues as normal. This is, of course, best case scenario, though.
>>33664157At this rate it may end up going the way of Valkyria Mercs quest 2. Sudden samefagged route locks have a habit of killing quests on this board.
>>33664166See>>33664141I couldn't tell you the numbers on samefags or lurkers or anything, but first girl wins everytime.
>>33664166That depends it also has a very high chance off pulling the quest to pieces. Especially considering how sudden the route lock was.
>>33664185This quest has a set finish date, so I don't think that's too likely. A pretty sizable portion of the fanbase is more interested in tanks than waifus anyway. It won't die out of loss of interest.
>>33664166If they can't deal, I won't miss them.>>33664185One of the reasons I'm glad romance was kept out of this thread for so long.
>>33664185Honestly, I'm looking forward to this quest more now that the waifuwars have been settled.
>>33664249>settledThey have only just begun.
>>33664249As i said the route lock kinda came out of no where and that has a habit of reducing future threads into shit posting and samefagging bad ends as hard as they can.
>>33664070Well, I guess I'll still try to make the interactions with the crews on those Loyalty Quests substantial by continually suggesting stuff based on what knowledge we have of them is there.Seriously though, Schteel.You're close to alienating thought out write-in votes if this trend persists.
>>33664193I was honestly for waiting til after the tournament/both of them but you're right. The early bird gets the worm just as the first girl to make a move is usually the one that wins. S'how it works in real life with shit like this. If you are interested in someone, capitalize on it and take a chance because if you don't, someone else will.Though Schteel did kind of give the players an out to wait on things and what Bernadette said about her and Trudy not working as a couple is likely going to be true, it's not like Henrietta or Andrea at all. They'll be apart for two years with a mish-mash of visits POSSIBLY and unless you are seriously dedicated to someone, long-distance relationships tend to fail because they are REALLY hard.
>>33664166So, basically the side who acts in the most asshole manner wins.Christ, this is putting a foul taste in my mouth. I was a B/T/K supporter, and for the past several weeks I've been trying to try to guide things in that direction by voting to encourage Kitten and Bernadette to hang out and such. If, in the end, either one won out and my preferred match didn't work, then fine. I could accept that.But this? An incredibly crappy series of votes with people just trying to hammer their preferred match in? After having given Kitten a talk to hold off until later?This is utterly foul, people.
>>33664261All that's left is for the losers to repeatedly samefag bitch and ruin future votes.(except samefagging waifufags already were ruining every waifu related vote)>>33664308Please go and stay go, harems are even dumber.
>>33664249I was only hear for the waifuing. The tank battles were full of plot armor.
>>33664308This is... exactly like PGQ.Tell mage girl to hold off, go with the princess immediately after.
>>33664308Well it's what happens when QMs pull a route lock in the middle of a thread.
>>33664308There's still hope for the harem end.
>>33664308Welcome to /tg/. We can be reasonable about literally everything except romance.
>>33664308>After having given Kitten a talk to hold off until later?Haha, oh fuck, I forgot entirely about this. GG you nerds, way to make a choice without considering the person that Trudy specifically told to wait until the tournament was over.
>>33664374Yep, this quest is on the verge of being shitted to death.
>>33664308Kitten was pushing us to be selfish.And it's 4chan. Assholery is to be expected. If you don't want to endure it, spend more time on a board that doesn't tolerate it.I don't mind it because I just enjoy the show. Hell, I use quest threads to help me become a better GM.
>>33664373and which edition of D&D is best3.5
>>33664410>I use quest threads to help me become a better GMI hope you're learning from mistakes then.
>>33664123Same here, I'm glad I was in New York when this shit happen, but hopefully we focus on Loyalty quest for the time being
>>33664451>but hopefully we focus on Loyalty quest for the time beingIt's looking like it just going to be drama and then death for this quest.
>>33664308Also...We've kinda fucked up the team dynamic of the lead tank.I think its going to at least be a little chilly in the command tank for awhile.
>>33664410>Kitten was pushing us to be selfish.That isn't an excuse, especially when we gave her the explicit talk that we'd figure things out when the tournament was over./tg/ goofed and Trudy's probably going to lose Kitten because they can't see past their own dick with their decisions.
>>33664485We should really ask if Kitten was trying to set Trude up with Bernadette. It seems reasonably plausible.
>>33664485>>33664508HAHAHA I wouldn't be surprised if Kitten just quit the team.
>>33664508>THESE POOR FICTIONAL CHARACTERS>MUH WAIFU IS GOING TO BE SO SAD NOW ; ;
>>33664535It's simple, we just fuck Kitten too.
>>33664410Maybe Kitten conspired with Bernadette to make this happen because she knew it'd be short?
>>33664440Yup. Seeing how some people mis-read a post, or how forgetting a detail causes chaos. How players lock on to trivia for no reason what so ever. How often GermanSchteel puts forth perfectly clear options and the players choose >other. How useful a recognizable character is for preventing info dump on players. How little things like the words someone uses tells us something about them and makes them stand out from others.And how upset people get when they can't get their way when pretending to be little girls.I'm a better GM for it.
Rolled 81>>33664525They were more pushing each other but telling one to wait and give her false hope only to reign on that immediately that night is utterly fucked up.
>>33664557With Bernadette's help. Kitten's been checking her out since, ever.
>>33664536Normies plz leave.
>>33664577The answer is harem end.
>>33664451>but hopefully we focus on Loyalty quest for the time beingThe last thread had the majority waiting until during practice to even talk to Barkas.That's when the votes suggesting it started as early as the second update. I'm not holding any high hopes on that front, but yeah, I wish there's some actual focus on that.
>>33664560That's good to hear Anon I wish you all the luck. But remember intentionally causing bullshit drama is an actual RPG will just loose you all of your players.>>33664595You know I'm sure that harem end is just German trolling at this point. The way he talks about it seems to be setting up a way to cause even more drama later.
>>33664559That's what I delusionally ranted about here >>33663582.Kitten will be ok with it because she knew it was just a horny make out session that Bernadette wanted.Clever Girl.gif
>>33664625Player vs NPC drama is the only thing I want. Not PvP because that never works out. And not Player vs GM for the reason you said. I want them to loath and hate my adversaries and love me for it.And it is working. Had a chat with one of my players regarding a mis-understanding about something his character was told. Had to make sure it wasn't me.It wasn't.
>>33664625Trust and hope anon, trust and hope.
>>33664679No, I'm dead inside and will follow this quest only as a zombone
>>33664707I hope they all lose the finals and fail and the entire school shuts down and nobody is ever happy again
>>33664675Curbing inter player drama is one of the most important parts of GMing in my opinion.>I want them to loath and hate my adversaries and love me for it.That's a great goal. The problems arrive when the GM's start treating the game as a method to piss their players off personally. Rather than pissing off their character.>>33664679Why would you trust German he's one of the worst troll QM in this board.
>>33664750>he's one of the worst troll QM in this board.That's just not true.
>>33664750Since when has German been a troll?
>>33664707>No, I'm dead inside and will follow this quest only as a zomboneStill a chance to work matters out tomorrow. Have the talk about what this all actually /means/ and bring in Kitten to see what she wants. Any multi-party relationship has to be on the basis of mutual respect and mutual desire, and discussed thoroughly. But well, Kitten did tell Trude to be selfish and proposing to both of them is pretty self-oriented.
>>33664735And then Trudy will transfer to Konisburg and have lesbo sex with the dirty Russian, Orly a cute
>>33664770>>33664771>Oh hey guys I'm not going to romance as an option in this quest.>But every single post is going to have waifu bating as much as I can.
>>33664777>Konigsberg>RussianThis is how retarded a waifufag is, Schteel.
>>33664799The flipflopping was a bad call, but not trolling.
I am dead certain that Bernadette is cheating on Trude with someone else.
>>33664777Orly is at Kursk buddy, Konigsberg is the german one commanded by the frenchy.
>>33664860Oh FFS. Quit trying to sabot...Well, could you clarify your position?
>>33664774I still firmly support Fairless End. But, we should still at the very least keep our word to not pursue anything until after the tournament, take both of them to the ball, and sit them both down and have real talk straight up dog time since Kitten is still Trudy's bestest best friend 5ever.
>>33664897Yes, thank you anon, my bad
Rolled 99>>33664912>points to the rest of the thread
>>33664912Yeah as nice as that would be. All I see in the future of this quest is samefagging flame wars and a slow death.
>>33664774>>33664912Sure, but now you have to get everyone to agree to it. Good fucking luck.
>>33664903The part where we go our separate ways after school ends isn't her obstacle, its her out. She can break as many hearts as she wants and none of them are left the wiser.>CAPTCHA: illogical eyeneffaMaybe a little.
>>33665010Quit trying to sabotage the quest with pointless speculative drama.
>>33664934>>33664958I was stand alone as an oak of reason in a storm of faggotry if I must! I've followed this quest too long and enjoy it too much to let this shit kill it now!
>>33665034I'd like to stand with you anon. But this kind of shit has killed many quests before and it will continue to kill quests when ever it happens.
>>33664979To elaborate, you'll be fighting against some Kittenfags who think Kitten is too good for a poly relationship, some Fairlessfags who are happy with the current situation, the monogamyfags who hate any scent of a poly relationship and the surprisingly large contingent of tonkfags who want all waifu and relationship stuff over and done with and don't care what happens with it. It's just not going to work.
Rolled 27>>33665034Some of us tried too anon. But we were too few
>>33665033You right, this quest must only be ruined by solid waifu drama
>>33665105I'll do my best anon!!
>>33665089>I'M AN ASSHURT HAREMFAG WHO DEMANDS HAREMS IN EVERY QUEST EVER SO MY FICTIONAL WAIFUS DON'T GET THEIR FEELINGS HURT WHICH REALLY MAKES IT HARD TO MASTURBATE TO THEM
>>33665089Don't forget the fact the German has all but encouraged samefagging. So all of the side are going to be trying as hard as they can to fuck the others.
>>33665033If we assume that Bernadette wears Strawberry scent on her special nights then we can build a timeline of her dates.
>>33665105Fine by me. >>33665171Normies plz leave.>>33665175Really? Sure he hasn't done anything like call end of voting period but I've always found it relatively unnecessary in his threads because of how fast he posts.
>>33665175And how, exactly is samefagging prevented or discouraged?I've seen attempts to discourage or prevent it and it just changed the bitch-fest into Wah! My vote didn't count because someone might have samefagged!
>Stop teasing German, and start a fucking relationshipafter this thread>WHY GERMAN, WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO US.Wow, I think this cured any hatred I had with VMQ2, Thanks German
Rolled 73>>33665231theres always final destination voting
>>33665248It doesn't work. Asshurt waifufags always go for this option to try and tip the balance, and it DOES NOT WORK.
>>33665248It's a slight improvement, but anyone who can be bothered to dick around with invisible unicode characters or proxies or multiple devices will still be able to multivote.
>>33665248Final destination voting doesn't work, anon. Nothing really works.
>>33665248Seen it argued as Samefagging and some subhuman bitched about how he's gonna get all his friends to flood votes.Same whiny useless faggots shitting up a thread.
>>33665248The secret is to never set up a situation when samefagging is worth the minimal effort it requires.
>>33665297except sucking it up, and accepting that not everyone is going to get their way. If someone is in a quest for one single decision, then they should just not show up at all.
>>33665343No, I agree, it's inevitable in any quest with multiple waifu options.
>>33665331not possible. There's always a bunch of fuckwits who's pretend game is only fun if it's played 100% their way, with no alternatives possible.They want the quest to be an echo chamber and can't deal with other people's opinion.
>>33665089>To elaborate, you'll be fighting against some Kittenfags who think Kitten is too good for a poly relationship, some Fairlessfags who are happy with the current situation, the monogamyfags who hate any scent of a poly relationship and the surprisingly large contingent of tonkfags who want all waifu and relationship stuff over and done with and don't care what happens with it. It's just not going to work.First fucking vote next thread, no matter what Schteel throws out, we Write-in using a vacation day to talk to Kitten and Bernadette both. If they go for it fine, if not, we've done the honorable thing.And "wait until the Tournament is over" was never really a viable or even particularly sane option. Trying to use density to avoid making a choice only exacerbated things and it did not actually make it any easier to concentrate on Tanks. Quite the contrary, actually, it fed into waifu-warring and samefagging over the most minor votes whenever anything involving either waifu was involved.
>>33665374Not just Waifu shit.MGNQ keeps bringing it up over the words "Get Fucked". Apparently it would ruin the quest forever. It's been going fine for 100 odd threads since then.Fucktards are stupid. When they don't get their way and quit, it just makes the thread better.
>>33665490I do fear for the inevitable Wendy vs Midori.
>>33665541You mean wendy x midori.Everything has been pointing that way.
>>33665541Oooh that's going to be a shit storm. Especially with hoe hard Decu is waifuing Wendy
>>33665541I think Midori's already won the war. Players are generally faithful to existing relationships. Wendy is an ex and Midori is a current girlfriend, so Wendy is at a disadvantage.
>>33665574It's backfired on me. Big Boobs Wendy is disgusting, I prefer the old version.
>>33665475The idea of waiting was put forth because a pack of idiots freaked out when Eugene was mentioned. Just mentioned. Seemed like a good way to avoid the whole Waifu shitstorm. GermanSchteel then thought better of removing all romance from the story and let it back in. There's always going to be a fight over something in a quest. We should be glad that this shitstorm came close enough to the end that it won't be a bitch fest for 50 threads.>>33665541>>33665557>>33665574>>33665585>>33665612Anon, let's keep this to LGA. This is GermanSchteels party, let's not flood it with debates about other Quests.
>>33665612I know right. I kinda liked Wendy when she was first introduced. But now ever other line in scenes shes in is Decu talking about her boobs and shit. Like she's jumped like 2-3 cups sizes since she was introduced. It's like he's trying to force her down your throats.
>>33665626I wonder if Eugene and that President dude got conflated together. I thought Eugene started off as a bit of a cliche, but he didn't make much of an impression on me. I hated the President though
>>33665975Either way, some people freaked out at the idea of Gertrude showing any affection towards a guy.Watching that happen made all those green text That Guy stories a whole lot more believable.
So, did anyone else here hope for a route that never materialized?I hoped for a Bolter Route back when she was first introduced.She was dashing as shit, what with being an awesome tomboy and saving Trudy from the cops.
>>33666285Perrine Hobart. Francine Pierce. O'Hara before she hooked up with O'Brian.
>>33663312Oh, you got me good.
>>33666285Ya, I wanted the Poles operating the Hellcat.
Well, the only way to prevent waifuwars is to routelock it early.Makes me appreciate that other quest where anon choose Miho very early and preventing more shitstorm and focusing to most important matter: rousing QM to write faster.
>>33666526Fat lot of good that did.
>>33666526Not a horrid idea for a small cast, but LGA was going to have a huge cast. The war would have come along when we met someone "better". Not unlikely as a QM gets more comfortable with his writing.
This is the second gayest thing I've ever seen.
>>33665475>"wait until the Tournament is over" was never really a viable or even particularly sane option.God forbid the fact that the character has had he fate of her entire school on her shoulders from the beginning of the story and should be, in-character, more concerned with saving several thousand young girls' education instead of having to think about which girl to suck face with.It was entirely a viable option if people stopped voting for Trudy to be dense and voted or guided to actually addressing it with both Bernadette AND Kitten that, "Hey I really like both of you but this thing is really fucking important."And it's the sane thing to do because if people would've voted to address it in the open and make it clear, 'I know you feel things for me but please wait, this is bigger than us.'But nah, 4chan needs to jerk it to the idea of getting their OTP instead of actually pursuing the end goal to its finish.I like both pairings but fuck this thread was just a clusterfuck of bad decisions. GG /tg/.
>>33666908What was the gayest?
>>33666948>inb4 it's you
>>33666948The Pokemon shitfest
>>33664557>>33664584Fucking this, its about goddamn time we take both of them over our shoulders, haul them to our dorm, strip them and fuck them senseless at the same time
>>33667528>Trudy>Who has never even masturbated or even really looked at porn>initiating the three-way
>>33667609well at this point its no less plausible that what just happenedI see it more like she get them naked and on the bed and then go "Now what?" and the moment Kitten and Fairlesss start telling her what to do, she goes in 120%
>>33667700>well at this point its no less plausible that what just happenedWhat just happened was Bernadette put the moves on and Trudy went with it, and, well hey.
>>33667700You're not serious are you?