> Thursday, December 12th, 2013SITUATION: http://pastebin.com/Ac5gJdwqMECHANICS: http://pastebin.com/Se82xDLeCREW ROSTER: http://pastebin.com/qVD3DM17TANK ROSTER: http://pastebin.com/UCXDAajgTHE SHOP: http://pastebin.com/ZMy4Q2sqYou are Gertrude Pool, Sophomore Class President and new commander of Lafayette Girls Academy’s revived Tankery Team.Clara and her cheerleaders assemble at the kitchen counter, murmuring and muttering as they mull over a messy plate of milk toast, muffins, and maple syrup. You sit at their table, kicking back and watch them try and solve this the same way an eighth grader solves advanced calculus. You never expected Clara to be particularly inept with cooking, in fact that’s actually kind of hilarious.Clara turns her head and says, “Stop laughing, Gertrude Pool!”“Are you sure I just can’t cook?” you ask.“No, no!” She quickly places the plate in front of you, smiling. “You are my guest, and I insist that I feed your little fucking babyface because that’s what good girls do!” She places her hands on her hips, smirking. “Enjoy!”…You chew slowly on the milk toast. You didn’t think she’d take it quite literally and actually pour milk on the toast. It’s so soggy, and chewy, and wet. It’s like trying to eat tissue paper. Damn it.“Like it?” she asks.“No.” You shake your head. “Fuck no.”She shrugs. “Eh, that figures. I’ll just get married to someone that can cook. That’s the key benefit of being a girl, Gertrude Pool, we can really pick our partners well! Unlike BOYS.”You tilt your head. “Really? Do you have anyone to take to the Winter Ball?”She drops her smirk, and sits down, sighing. “Well… no. But it comes naturally! I’ll get a dance partner and we’ll bring the roof down! We’re going to make you so green with envy that the Homeowner’s Association will fine you for being too tall!”> Boast> Neutral> Polite> Write in
>>33652100First for BC Free School is best school> Write in> Let's go together!
>>33652100>>33652132Hah, the more the merrier. I can tell this isn't going to win, but supporting.
>>33652100> Write inUhm....Wut?
>>33652100> BoastWe can't not boast to Clara, that shit would make us look bad
>>33652100> Boast.> "Bitch that doesn't even make sense."She can always get married to Dadpool. He's a great cook.
>>33652100>BoastYou don't have a date? I have two.
>>33652100This:>>33652169>Boast>You don't have a date? I have two.
>>33652132>>33652147Are you guys serious?That does remind me that I need to finish up the Trude/Clara thing I'm working on. It's a hard time in coming, though.
>>33652100> BoastAll I heard from that is "Dance Off."Bring it!
>>33652161You know who else is a great cook? [spoiler}Gertrude herself[/spoiler]
>>33652216I voted for it knowing it's not going to win. Got to stay true to the heart and all that.
>>33652132I like it! Supporting this
>>33652169That's pretty good
>>33652216I know it isn't going to win, I just couldn't resist.Clara is best girl after all.
>>33652100Supporting >>33652132Clara date is best date.
> BoastYou kick your feet up onto the table, giving her the look. “Really? I’ve got two dates for Saturday actually but you know, not of all us can be moi, oui?”Clara glares at you. “Oh yes… you’re taking the Senior VP and your best good friend ain’t you?”“Maybe.” You shrug. “But we all can’t be me-““I’M NOT GOING WITH YOU IF THAT’S WHAT YOU THINK!” Clara nearly topples the table over saying that.“… I didn’t ask but if you want to-““NO.” Clara shakes her head. “Nope, nope, nope. I may like a nice girl every now and again, but I refuse to be entranced by your tomboy-ish yet elegant charms.”“… I wasn’t-““GIRLS!” Clara’s Cheerleaders slide in, dressed out in school uniforms and bearing a star on their collar indicating them as Cheerleaders. “Get me the cutest girl you can find!” They salute then rocket out the door. You hear the sound of a Halftrack starting up and screeching out of the driveway.…“Well then,” says Clara. “Shall we get to school?”You and Clara take the remaining halftrack, then move onto school. “By the way, impressed with my halftracks? Took forever to raise the funds for them but I think they-“ You hit a pothole. You all bounce around in the seats. After a few minutes of recovering, Clara continues, “But I think they’re worth it! Versatile vehicles really!”> “Why halftracks?”> “You could have bought a nice car for the price of two halftracks.”> “What is it with your Cheerleaders?”> Write in
>>33652348> “Why halftracks?”> “Get me the cutest girl you can find!” They salute then rocket out the door. Clara's cheerleaders are going to kidnap Gertrude off the streets later today
>>33652348>I had a Halftrack once, helped the girl scouts and the sewing club.BTW, We need to finish TT Crew and Naval Merchants today hopefully.Also Collect BooksAlso to upgrade the Cromwell and maybe the stupa
>>33652348>Write inI could have bought a real tank
>>33652348> “Why halftracks?”I mean, I can guess the actual reason, but I want to hear her excuse.>I refuse to be entranced by your tomboy-ish yet elegant charms.She wants da Pool.
>>33652399Nah, they'll nab Bates. Bates is tiny and adorable and she did say cute, not sexy.
>>33652348>“Why halftracks?”>> “What is it with your Cheerleaders?”Why not both?
>>33652348> “Why halftracks?”>>33652399Either her or Sealand.
>>33652348> “What is it with your Cheerleaders?”Are they armored rifles?
>>33652348> “Why halftracks?”Personally I like halftracks, but I need to know why Clara has halftracks.>>33652435This is most likely. I feel sad for Rochelle being used by Clara in her bid for dominance.
>“Get me the cutest girl you can find!”I'm starting to wonder if Clara is just trying to compete with Trude and not know what she is saying, that being on a ship with little to no interaction to the opposite sex or everyone in this boat like to eat carpet
> “Why halftracks?”“Why halftracks? They’re pretty-“ You hit another pothole, sending you all rocking and rolling in the seats. “They’re not that great, you know?”Clara scratches her chin, lazily keeping her other hand on the wheel. “Well, my Great Grandaddy did drive halftracks during World War II. Nothing fancy I suppose, but I suppose this explains it. Otherwise, I just love the way it rumbles and vibrates!” She shudders a bit as the halftrack goes over a bit of salt in the road. “Feels great!”You nod. “That’s nice, I suppose.”“Otherwise, they’re great vehicles! Love ‘em!”With that, you arrive at campus, ahead of your staff even. Clara quickly parks up the halftrack then says, “Can you do that, Gertrude Pool?”“Let’s just go.”You both dismount to find Clara’s Cheerleaders waiting, with Rochelle Bates in their arms. She struggles a bit, squealing and squeaking as the Cheerleaders hold her down. “Ah, girls!” Clara smiles, looking down at Rochelle. “This is the cutest girl I’ve seen yet! Good job!”“WHO ARE YOU!? LET ME GO!” screams Rochelle.“YOU’RE GOING TO THE WINTER BALL WITH ME!”“NOOOO!”“YES!”“NOOOOOOOO!”“YEEEEE-“> “Welp, see you.”> “Clara, you can’t force her to go.”> Write in> Pausing thread here, will be back soon.
>>33652630>“Clara, you can’t force her to go.”The Cutest is not for Lewds!
>>33652630>> “Clara, you can’t force her to go.”But Rochelle totally should anyway, Clara is fun and it'll help build up her confidence.
>>33652630>> “Welp, see you.”>>33652658The Cutest is always for Lewds!
>>33652630> “Clara, you can’t force her to go.”Trudy didn't resort to browbeating Clara to come to the Ball with her after all.
>>33652630> "Clara, you can't force her to go."> "She is pretty damn cute, though, I gotta admit that."> Otherwise, I just love the way it rumbles and vibrates!” She shudders a bit as the halftrack goes over a bit of salt in the road. “Feels great!”Clara likes washing machines, doesn't she?
>>33652630>“Clara, you can’t force her to go.”You've gone too far this time, Clara. Prepare yourself, for justice shall be swift and merciless!
>>33652630>> “Clara, you can’t force her to go.”
>>33652630>“Welp, see you.”
>>33652630>“Clara, you can’t force her to go.”pls no bully
>>33652630>> “Clara, you can’t force her to go.”You have to ask nicely and woo her properly.
>>33652799>You have to ask nicely and woo her properly.>Let me show you how
>>33652926> And then Kitten walks up while we're wooing Rochelle.> Shit how do we get her not mad at us?> Woo Kitten properly to keep her from getting mad.> Whew, that worked, now we got Rochelle and Kitten in our arms like jello.> Motherfucker Bernadette just walked up and saw us wooing two other girls. It's gonna be a long day.It'll be like Guts attempts at assassination: there's gonna be a bunch of wet girls forming a trail.
>>33653024Way too lewd
>>33653024Clara meanwhile has been wooed by proxy while observing the whole thing, but has managed to take good enough notes to woo the shit out of Trude in turn.
Damnit anons, now your making me imagine Trude making breakfast in bed for Kitten, Bernadette, Clara and Sealand and their respective states of undress/ravishment.We better be able to get harem end.
>>33653089Then she tries to get Trude's attention by going after Kitten.
>>33653089Trudy already had a dream like that and it was dil- awful.
>>33653142>We better be able to get harem end.There is no other end anon. Believe.
>>33653148At which point at which point it turns into and omnidirectional woo-off between every possible LI with every possible LI as a target, and things start to get messy. Well, figuratively messy, some things were already literally messy.
>>33653178Oh I believe anon, and we're going to Believe the shit out of Kitten, Fairless, Clara and Sealand.Fuck, we need a new acronym, hows K/B/T/C/S sound? Of course Trude is in the middle
>>33653148This means WAR!!!!! I picture LGA as a floating, post-apocalypic nightmare after that revenge-filled conflict.
>>33653221Sooo a room full of naked sweating girls tired from the pillow fight and orgy?
>>33653213As a fantasy, this is amazing. As a reality (at least in this quest) it will never happen, and I will be saddened by it and console myself by writing lewdfics forever involving a five way hand holding
>>33653254>s a reality (at least in this quest) it will never happenSays you.I'm going to make it happen.
If Schteel's gonna take a while, I suppose it's a good enough time to start discussing some plans on how to approach some of the still unfinished Loyalty subquests.Here's one for the Naval Merchants.Remember that review center that occupied (is still occupying? I dunno...) the Sewing Club's building?Approach Dales first to gauge her interest in teaching.Ask her if she wants to try check the place out, see if they have a schedule that works with her Naval Studies shift, and land her a spot as one of the staff or assistants.Only other idea I can come up with besides having her be a teacher's assistant for a bit.
>>33653233A boat full of that.
>>33653294> Remember that review center that occupied (is still occupying? I dunno...) the Sewing Club's building?If I remember correctly one of the last things Freddy did to dick the Sewing Club was grant all of the rooms in that building to other clubs. Other than that it sounds good, though that only helps Dales.
>>33653294Sounds good, do we actually know anything much about the rest of team Liberty?Barkas' stuff seems to be underway, we'll have to see how her revised script is panning out.As for the magicians, I have no clue.
>>33653370Making their firefly disappear and have a snaller tank reappear in its place
>>33653343> though that only helps Dales.It's the only part of their subquest with a clearly defined goal.One of them (Eleanor, iirc) convinced Trudy that it's one of Dales' passion that she wants to pursue (Teach for America, specifically).
>>33653394Making a tank disappear doesn't seem to quite qualify as the greatest trick ever though.
>>33653233I picture actual destruction. Clara's and Gertrude's rage for each other is unquenchable. I picture Bernadette and Kitten huddled on the top of the command tower, watching LGA burn like Kyuubee and Homura discussing the end of the world.
>>33653421So we need to hound the rest of liberty for more hints then.
>>33653434It's a start though then have t dissembled and reappear assembled
Back, writing update.
>>33653434Make each tank disappear, to be replaced by the next tank. All done rapidly. The size isn't the trick, its the speed.
>>33653434The greatest act of magic would be to get Trude to stop being dense and snog Kitten and Bernadette already.
>>33653370>As for the magicians, I have no clue.I recall one anon suggesting we approach the Nikola Tesla schoolship.Re-create the exact same circumstances of the movie? What could possibly go wrong?
>>33653478>Trude to stop being dense and snog Kitten and Bernadette already.indeed, its starting to get fucking stupid
>>33653478There's magic, then there's impossible, man.>>33653415With all of Duck Team inside.
>>33652630>Pick up Sealand and carry her under our arm>Go find Kitten and Bernadette and shove our tongue down their throats
>>33653478>snog Kitten and BernadetteEh, first Kitten was only girl, then Kitten was old and busted for Bernadette's new hotness, now Kitten and Bernadette are old and busted for Clara and Rochelle's new hotness.
>>33653499That was me that suggested it, and if we went that route things would get dark fast. Or we'd have a half dozen clones of the magicians on board.Good movie, though.
>>33653434Tank related magic tricks?Catching a fired shell?Having a tanks hull disappear from under its turret? Like, put a sheet on the gun, and once the gun has spun all the way around, the turret fall to the ground by itself.
>>33653535It's not actual harem MC density, it's her having other things to do to worry about romance.Saving the school is a greater, more important objective that just finding a girlfriend.
>>33653580B-but Rochelle is housepet material. >A cat is fine too etc
Kitten is best grill and we should just let it happen.
>>33653624So was Kitten.
> “Clara, you can’t force her to go.”You cross your arms. “Clara, you can’t force Rochelle to go.” Rochelle grins, delighted that you’re defending her. “This is a subtle process, you have to actually ask her.”Clara harumphs, huffing. “Fine!” She looks at Rochelle, who flinches in her gaze. “Want to go to the Ball with me?”Rochelle twiddles her fingers, blushing a bit. “Um… okay.”“GREAT!” She picks up Rochelle and throws her over her shoulder. Rochelle squeals as she flails her arms and legs about. “I’LL TAKE YOU TO CLASS! LET’S GO!”“LEMME GO! HELP!” Rochelle screams as Clara and her Cheerleaders run to class. “AAAAAAAHHHHH…”You sigh. That Clara.You move onto school when the Seniors greet you. Bernadette surprises you with a parcel in gift wrap. “Here you go,” she says. “Bought that last night, figured it’d be Merry Christmas.”> “You shouldn’t have.”> “Thanks, Bernadette!”> “What’s in it?”> Write in
>>33653650Kitten is Trudy's best good friend, not housepet material at all!
>>33653646Kitten is worst grill and I will fight it at every opportunity.
>>33653664> “Thanks, Bernadette!”Christmas is in like two weeks though, should we open this now or later?
>>33653664> “You shouldn’t have.”> “Thanks, Bernadette!”
>>33653664> “Thanks, Bernadette!”> “You shouldn’t have.”> ...> “What’s in it?”>>33653582I wonder if Schteel saw these to prepare for the Magician's loyalty quest?
>>33653580fuck that, Clara and Sealand can watch as we fuck Kitten and Bernadette
>>33653664>> “You shouldn’t have.”>> “Thanks, Bernadette!”
>>33653671Then what's the better optionAlso at this point going after someone else might as well be NTRAre you saying you support NTRI bet you don't use coasters either
>>33653664>clara's face when
>>33653664> “Thanks, Bernadette!”> "Do I have to wait until Christmas?"Her actual Christmas present? A giftwrapped Kitten.
>>33653646Clara=Rochelle> Nancy > Fairless=Kitten > Trudy
>>33653670She exists for Trude to pet and dote and and generally treat like a pet.I never like Kitten as a LI, and was so happy when Bernadette showed up. How things change
>>33653664> “Thanks, Bernadette!”Real best girl here.
>>33653745I respect your opinion but I violently disagree
>>33653718Clara > Rochelle > Bernadette > NTR > Kitten = Eugene
>>33653670Exactly, Sealand can sleep at the foot of the bed while Kitten and Fairless lay on us as we listen to Clara fuck her cheerleaders senseless in an effort to 'best' us
>>33653727Kitten > Fairless = Clara > Rochelle > The othersI respect your opinion but you're wrong and you should feel wrong
Rolled 14>>33653664>“T-thanks, Bernadette!”feign bashfulness for lolz
>>33653809Cupid > Kitten = Fairless = Clara = Rochelle = Any other girl Trude picks up along the way > FreddyFixed for all o' y'all.
Fairless > Kitten > Clara >>> RochelleI love Sealand too but she's entirely unsuited to being romanced.
> “Thanks, Bernadette!”You smile, taking the present. “Thanks, Bernadette! I can tell I’m already gonna love it.” You place it neatly into your backpack. “It’s not fragile is it?”“Nah, nah,” she says. She looks over at the Seniors, who whistle and look around innocently. “Anyway… You doing anything tonight? Figure you can come spend some time at my place and we could… watch a movie or something.”“If I have time!” you say. “You not doing anything with Kitten today?”“No, no,” says Bernadette. “I mean, you can invite Kitten if you’d like, I don’t mind… sort of.”You place your hands on your hips, tilting your head. “Now, now… it can just be you and me time if you’d like that. But I’ll call you later though if something comes up and I can’t make it, alright?”Bernadette smiles. “Alright. Sounds fair. Won’t mind if you’re busy or anything. I’ll just be at home.”With that, the Seniors walk away. You look around. Your crew doesn’t seem to be around, strangely. They’re normally walking the campus at this time.> Head to Class> Walk Around> Take a Vacation Day (6)> Work on the Pep Rally> Call Someone (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Other
>>33653935> Head to ClassMust increase our gradepoint!
>>33653935> Walk AroundHanging out with Fairless should be fun!
>>33653935>> Work on the Pep RallyLet's see if we can talk to the Magicians
>>33653935> Head to ClassTime to be re-goddamn-sponsible.
>>33653935> Walk aroundLet's see our favorite porn writer. And she's giving us lingerie, isn't she?Anyways, I say we give tonight to Fairless, unless something really important happens.
Not doing shit like this > waifu wars
>>33653935>> OtherBuy a bunch of red silk ribbon in preparation of 'dressing up' as Kitten and Bernadette's Christmas present
>>33653935> Work on the Pep RallyFuckin dammit we need the time for loyalty quests. German making traps to waste time....
>>33653935>> Walk AroundPool sensei's Pool senses are tingling.
>>33653987>Anyways, I say we give tonight to Fairless, unless something really important happens.I kind of want to invite Kitten to so they can all sit down and actually talk about whats going on and hopefully have Trude finally reciprocate their feelings
>>33653935>Call Someone (Barkas and Erika)How's the play coming?Any new thoughts on Magic?
>>33654028Not him, but, with the time those two had been spending together and Kitten's "I want you to be happy with whoever you choose" spiel, I think they understand how things are. And since the last two days were Clara and Kitten, I think it's time for Fairless to get some quality Trude time.
>>33654028So Trude can gush to them how much she secretly loves Clara? Sure thing.
>>33653935>> Work on the Pep Rally
>>33653935> Call Someone (Barkas and Sophomore Staff)> Work on the Pep RallyMaximum Loyalty Quest mode. Pep rally for either the Magicians (priority) or the Animation Club.
>>33654103no anon, stop that
>>33654028We've tried that several times and it's just not going to happen at the moment. I think we'll have more progress talking to them individually, since it seemed to have worked with Kitten. Plus, Bernadette is actually being forward, and while she's not objecting to Kitten she did pretty much imply that she wanted to be alone with Trude this time.
>>33654103Why the fuck would she love Clara? She's known of her existence for a short amount of time, and in all that time, she's been an insufferable cunt at every opportunity and interaction.Clara can go die in a fire for all I care.
>>33654168those are some good pointsthough if things heat up, Kitten has first dibs and Fairless should understand that
>>33654188Clara please fuck off.Trude going for Clara is just blatantly out of character and disregarding everything she's built up with Kitten and Bernadette.
>>33654028>hopefully have Trude finally reciprocate their feelings
>>33654218It's because Clara is best girl and Kitten a shit.
I do prefer Kitten over Fairless, but I don't mind giving tonight to Fairless, we've already talked to Kitten about Trudy not having time for anything else until the tournament is over and i kind of want a similar scene with Fairless about it
>>33654218Maybe this just means that I'm not the right kind of person for this sort of quest, but all this makes me think is 'who the fuck cares?'Not that anon, by the by.
>>33654193>Kitten has first dibsFuck that. Trudy makes the call and Kitten can deal with it.
>>33654028We already know this isn't going to get resolved until the epilogue after we get curb stomped by Oorai
>>33654286Don't be like that. If it works out, it works out. If it doesn't, it wasn't meant to be. Let's just see where Kitten having first dibs takes us, yeah?
>>33654271>we've already talked to Kitten about Trudy not having time for anything else until the tournament is over and i kind of want a similar scene with Fairless about itindeedwe need to tell Fairless the same because fuck me if this replicates PGQ's terrible routelock
>>33654316>Let's just see where Kitten having first dibs takes us, yeah?No, why would I accept worst girl getting preferential treatment?
> Work on the Pep RallyThe last minute preparations for the Pep Rally tomorrow are being worked on in the auditorium, with the Seniors, the Juniors, the Magicians, the Theatre Tech Crew, and the Animation Club. Everything appears to be falling into place quite well. Banners, slogans, signs, etc. They even managed to get Cupid the Sherman on stage somehow.“How did you do that?” you ask.Sykes says, “Very carefully.”You nod. “Speaking of which, where’s Barkas?” Sykes points to Barkas, crazily typing on her laptop. Oh. There she is. “Well. I see she’s been busy.”“She’s been talking about nothing else,” says Sykes. “It’s all, ‘it ain’t ready’ and ‘I’ve made a mistake somewhere’. That’s the shit writers do, you know?”“I wouldn’t know.”> Work on the Pep Rally> Talk to Someone (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Other
>>33654316>Let's just see where Kitten having first dibs takes us, yeah?No. I don't see a reason for that besides your personal preferences.
>>33654347> Work on the Pep RallyWork hard, disregard females.
>>33654323>because fuck me if this replicates PGQ's terrible routelockI don't think that you need to worry about that
Rolled 68>>33654347>Talk to Someone (Barkas)Whats up with her?
>>33654347> Talk to Someone (Magicians)Any ideas for what to do at the Pep Rally?
>>33654347> Work on the Pep RallyGetting shit done.
>>33654347> Talk to Someone (Barkas)Umm...you doing ok? Not going OCD on this?
>>33654347> Work on the Pep Rally> Talk to Someone (Barkas)
>>33654378its just giving me flashbacks of us telling one girl "no we're not ready for that stuff yet" and then the moment the other girl asks us we jump on them
>>33654347> Talk to Someone (Barkas)
>>33654347> Consult the Shop (Specify)Convert Cromwell to comet
>>33654347> Work on the Pep Rally> Talk to Someone (Georgine Barkas)She's stressing out on this too much. I kinda fear for her sanity at this point.Lend her a hand. Or get the rest of the Theater Tech crews to lend theirs.
>>33654431Yes but /tg/ will never vote to tell worst girl they don't like her, so it'll be I'm not ready or I don't have the time or whatever until a better girl asks.
> Work on the Pep Rally> Talk to Someone (Georgine Barkas)You stand over Barkas’ shoulder. “You okay?”“IT’S NOT READY!” she responds, twitching a bit. You note the heavy bags under her eyes and the glasses she wears are fogged to high hell. How does she even see anything? She clutches her laptop like a baby and scoots away from you. “GO AWAY!”You blink. “Um. Okay. But listen, you can’t obsess over this, we have stuff to do.”“Yeah, LATER!” she says.“Come on,” you say. “Let’s get to work.” You slap the laptop down. She grumbles a bit, crossing her arms as you drag her to a toolkit. “Work shall set you free, you know?”With that, you begin working. Now that you think about it. You don’t see your crew here either. Not even Kitten is here. You look over at Claire. “Hey, Claire. Have you seen my staff around? They seem to be MIA.”Claire shrugs. “They went to the store to get something for you or some shit. They said it was for the Pep Rally.”You smirk. “It’s not a pair of fox ears and a tail is it?”“Fuck if I know,” says Claire. “I don’t give a shit. Just as long as they get to class on time.” The bell rings for lunch.> Get Lunch> Work on the Pep Rally> Talk to Someone (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Other
>>33654793>> Get LunchEven if Gertrude is getting a little pudgy, it's no call for a starvation diet.
>>33654793> Work on the Pep Rally> Talk to Someone (Magicians)About disappearing tanks>talk to juniors ( loyalty quest)
>>33654793>> Get LunchCan't let Trude starve
>>33654793> Get Lunch> Force Barkas to take a nap. Cuddle the shit out of her if necessary.Hopefully the fox tail isn't a plug.
>>33654793> Work on Pep Rally> Find crewWe need to start dieting Trudy. Trudy is only popular because everyone wanted her, now only a handful of desperate losers do. 0/10 guys.
>>33654793> Get Lunch> Call Someone (Sophomore Staff)And this for good measure >>33654894Barkas needs a nap real bad.
>>33654793I support these >>33654839>>33654847 with the addition of making sure Barkas gets some good food in her.I also shudder at what our crew is plotting.
>>33654970They're making Trude the main attraction of the pep rally.
Yo Schteel, any chance of the Panther Ausf. F being added to the panthers conversions? All the tech and gear for the upgrade was made before the end of the war, and the plans existed and development was started on G model panthers that had the active IR nightsights to be converted over
>>33654894>>33654918So long as its one of those curved ones that puts the tail up by the tailbone like it should be.Straight plug tails make it look like someone rammed a racoon up their ass.
>>33655019[s]You're implying that's not sexy.[/s] I've never actually seen one of those before.
>>33655019Of course, anon. This quest features only the finest of buttplugs and plug-tails.
>>33654793> Work on the Pep Rally
>>33655017I'll have to look into it. Due to its status as an uncommon upgrade, it might end up as an UNLIMITED LITE conversion.> Get LunchYou arrive back at the auditorium with lunch. For everyone. Unfortunately, because of your decision to go get lunch, everyone saddled you with the responsibility of getting their lunches as well. Sometimes you just feel like a glorified errand girl. Maybe you should have been the secretary, at least then people would’ve treated you exactly as you’d expect.You should be nicer to Ramirez.But regardless you arrive back with bags of lunch for everyone. Everyone comes to claim a bag, the Seniors, the Animation Club, the Theatre Tech crew, the Juniors, the Sophomores-Wait a second.“Hi, Gertrude!” says Nancy. Lisa, Ramirez, and Kitten stand next to her, with a bag in hand. “I trust you’re well?”You nod. “Sure am. What did you guys get at the store?”Nancy reaches into the bag, then pulls out a pair of Fox Ears and a Tail to wear. “We got you this to wear at the pep rally!”…> “I’m not wearing that.”> “Um. Why?”> “I suppose I can wear that.”> Write in
>>33655167> “Um. Why?”> “I suppose I can wear that.”I don't mind, but I want to hear the reasoning behind this
>>33655069Good. Just so its clear.I won't stand for my Cute Girls Doing Cute Things Quest being shit upon by low quality sex toys.
>>33655167> “I suppose I can wear that.”> "It's not one of those ones with the plug like what you have, is it Kitten?"HA HA HA.
>>33655167>> “Um. Why?”I hope they have enough room in hospital, since Trude will give many of her fans cardiac arrest.
>>33655167> “Um. Why?”> “I suppose I can wear that.”Why did we decide to be the LGA Vixens again?>>You should be nicer to Ramirez.Yes we should.
>>33655167> Write in"I can't believe I actually saw this coming."
>>33655225> Why did we decide to be the LGA Vixens again?Search me, mate. I was all for the Badgers.
>>33655167Backing >>33655209, lewd is nice in small, jokey doses.
>>33655225Seniors suggested it, anon ran with it. I like it, personally. We crazy like a fox, we crazy smart like a fox, and we crazy sexy like Maid Marian in that Disney Robin Hood movie and maybe I should stop talking.
Rolled 15>>33655167>“I suppose I can wear that, but for what purpose?”
>>33655167>> “I suppose I can wear that.”Yeah, it can work
>>33655167>“I suppose I can wear that.”But we need a faux fur trimmed uniform to go with it.Quick! Summon Team Needlepoint!And we'll need a cute dance! Clara! Invent us a cute dance!
>>33655167>> “I suppose I can wear that.”>>33655242As long as it's not honey badgers. It's so played out.
>>33655167> “Um. Why?”> “I suppose I can wear that.”> "This isn't the kind with plugs, right?"
>>33655313We could coat someone in honey. Is that acceptable.
>>33655277I'm more of a Tiger Maki/Panda Nico fan myself.>>33655288Hm. I wonder what the present Bernadette gave us is...
>>33655167> “Um. Why?”> “I suppose I can wear that.”Your new WoT friends from Ooarai gave you this idea, Kitten?
>>33655336So pic related but naughty?
>>33655336They are pretty good, but Umi Pyon and Foxy Eli are awesome
What happen to talking to magicians and jubiors ?
>>33655439We were distracted by foxgirl opportunities.
> “Um. Why?”> “I suppose I can wear that.”You narrow your eyes, pointing down at the nerdy little artifacts. “… why? I mean, I can wear them… but why?”Lisa and Nancy quickly look at Kitten. Kitten coughs, blushing a little. “Well, I just thought… I mean, we’re the Lafayette Vixens now apparently and we needed a mascot of some sort and you… I figured you’d serve the role fine!”…“This tail ain’t the kind of tail that goes up my ass, right?”“NO!” Kitten shakes her head. “God no, they’d never let us in!”You take the fox tail and the ears, looking at them curiously.“Well, do your best, Gertrude! We’re already planning the routine for the Pep Rally for you,” says Nancy. “So don’t you worry your pretty little head.”> Head to Class> Work on the Pep Rally> Talk to Someone (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Other
>on buttplugsAll this knowledge on buttplugs is unsettling to say the least.
>>33655488>“This tail ain’t the kind of tail that goes up my ass, right?”>“NO!” Kitten shakes her head. “God no, they’d never let us in!”Trudy is disappointedTrudy likes it in the butt, this is canon> Work on the Pep Rally> Talk to Someone (Magicians)Let's start on this
>>33655506We're all adults, theoretically, here.
>>33655488> Pretty little headNancy confirmed for wanting the T
>>33655488>Head to Class"One 'what does the fix say' joke out of any of you and heads will roll"
>>33655488>Talk to Someone (Magicians)>>33655506The coke can is the benchmark for what can be inserted into a properly trained and lubricated human anus.
>>33655506There's nothing disturbing about proper knowledge of sex toys anon. Buttplugs are perfectly nice for getting that extra kick from your sex or masturbation.
>>33655488> Try on the ears before taking them off and heading to classWe really need to actually attend. And make sure Clara hasn't molested Rochelle without permission.
>>33655488Fucking kitten >talk sophomore and magicians
>>33655488Further support for >>33655537>“God no, they’d never let us in!”I have the feeling that they tried, and the porn shop ID'd them at the door.
>>33655540>We're all adults>We're all little girlsFrom unsettled to confused. Things aren't improving here.>>33655561It may be so, but I for one don't have "things stuck up my ass" in my list of fetishes.
>>33655577>Further supportThe vote or Trudy being a buttslut?
>>33655777Yes.>>33655577I'm sure Kitten has her connections with the Naval Merchants.
> Talk to Someone (Magicians)You snap your fingers at the Magicians. “Let me guess, you were the ones who magicked my tank onto the stage here.”Weiss and company smile, smug. “Oh, what makes you think that?”You quickly climb onto Cupid, then grab the turret hatch and throw it open. A flock of doves quickly fly out of the tank and into the rafters. You look down at them with a questioning look. “Okay,” says Conlin. “Maybe we pulled some strings to get your tank in here.”“How?” you say.“We can’t say, it’s magic,” says Weiss. “BUT IT’S AMAZING MAGIC!”“Fine, fine,” you drop down. “So, did you guys have something big planned for the Pep Rally other than firing someone out of a cannon?”Weiss snaps her fingers, grinning. “That’s right! We are going to perform the world’s greatest magic trick! In fact, we would be honored if you were to serve as our assistant to help make it real!”Hm. A chance to see how magic is actually done?> “Sure, I’ll do it.”> “Get someone else to do it.”> Write in
>>33655777Actually >>33655577, and it was for Talk to the Magicians over lunch.>>33655808I'm not sure anyone wants a sex toy that "fell off the back of a truck."
>>33655873> “Sure, I’ll do it.”Were suppose to be showing off the fox ears and tails during the Pep Rally anyway
>>33655873> “Sure, I’ll do it.”> "Do I have to wear one of those sparkly magician's assistant's outfits? And wear the ears and tail with it? I hope you're not expecting me to wear heels."She's secretly excited about the first two, not so much the heels.
>>33655873>“Sure, I’ll do it.”Trudy is a doer, not a watcher.
>>33655873>“Sure, I’ll do it.”Double extra Hell Yes! The chance to be shot out of a dove is not to be missed.
>>33655911>not so much the heels.She needs practice anyway, she's going to be dressing up for the Winter ball after all
>>33655935So many freshmen will be disappointed when she doesn't turn up in a stylish suit.
>>33655873> “Sure, I’ll do it.”
>>33655873> “Sure, I’ll do it.”Weiss' specialty is escape artistry, so expect Trudy to be cuffed or tied or any combination of those for the trick.
>>33655995So, bondage. Man, if Trude wasn't already so much of an exhibitionist I would be concerned.
> “Sure, I’ll do it.”You smile. “I’ll do it! Do I get to see how you guys do all your weird tricks?”“Ahahaha! No.” Weiss is blunter than a joint. “The magic works best when it seems like magic, and thus when everyone, including those who perform it, are baffled when it happens.”You nod.…“You’re not going to shoot anybody, are you?”Conlin says, “We’re more likely to saw you in half or dunk you in a tank hogtied like a mustang. Which would you prefer?”You cross your arms. “Whichever keeps this Pool Alivepool and not Deadpool.”“We’ll figure something out for you!” says Weiss. She and her Magicians wiggle their fingers as they slide away, obviously trying to seem mysterious. “Remember, it’s a MYSTERY! AT AN AFFORDABLE LOW, LOW, PRICE!”You sigh, then look over at Barkas, who is back to obsessing over her laptop. “Barkas, are you-““IT’S NOT READY!” she cries. “I CAN’T DO IT!” She screams. Her Theatre Tech girls all stand around her, concerned.> “You can do it.”> “You seem a bit stressed.”> “You should give up then.”> Write in
>>33656137> Apply hugs.> "You can do it. Just take your time and relax, you're hurting yourself and worrying your friends."
>>33656137>> “You seem a bit stressed.”And this:>>33656169> Massage
>>33656137> Write in ("I think you need some rest. Take a nap.")
>>33656137> “You can do it.”> MassageWhat did the Reading and Writing clubs say?
>>33656137> “You can do it.”>massageStop stressing out about it.
>>33656137> “You seem a bit stressed.”Rest, massage, sleepy time.
>>33656033Why must you associate everything with fetishes
>>33656426That's his fetish.
>>33656426Anon, remember where you are.
>>33656457My fetish is indeed associating everything with fetishes. But yes exhibitionism and bondage are up there.
> “You can do it.”> “You seem a bit stressed.”You sit down behind her and start gently rubbing her shoulders. She sighs deeply, continuing to backspace, delete, hit enter, and type on her laptop. “You’re a bit stressed, Barkas. But you can do it. Just relax, okay? You’re working too hard.”Barkas groans. “Ugh, I’m such an idiot, why did I think I could do this.”Sykes says, “Because you wanted to-““You convinced me to do this, damn it”! says Barkas. “Now I’ve got some development hell shit on my lap, I’ve got my Class President massaging my shoulders, and I’m wearing glasses! I don’t even wear my glasses anymore, I wear contacts damn it!”“Just relax,” you say. “Look, how far are you?”“I’m… I’m actually finished with it, but there’s so much, and I- I don’t think it’s ready!” She balls her hands into fists, grumbling. “God! I feel so inadequate! Do you ever feel-““I’ve never wrote nothing like this.”“Of course.”> “It’s ready. I know it.”> “Maybe a little more time to get through it.”> Write in
>>33656530> “It’s ready. I know it.”> Massage breasts.
>>33656530>Write inWhat did the Reading and Writing club say about it?What do any actors think of it?
>>33656591>What did the Reading and Writing club say about it?Has she given it to them yet?
>>33656530> “Maybe a little more time to get through it.”You can't rush works of art
>>33656530> “Maybe a little more time to get through it.”Take a night to actually relax and come back with a freshened perspective.She'll figure out for herself if it's ready.
>>33656485Jesus Christ that font rendering
>>33656530> Continue massage silentlyShe'll keep talking
>>33656591One of them will either love or hate it and the other will hold the exact opposite opinion just to spite them.
>>33656530>> Write inThe writer never thinks it's ready. Get some more people to look at it, listen to their comments, do another draft and then get it out there. You can't stew on one thing forever.
>>33656530>> “It’s ready. I know it.”A writer needs to know when to stop, least she works on it forever,
>>33656530> “It’s ready. I know it.”>Continue massageA writer never thinks her work is done, just give it to the R & W clubs
> “It’s ready. I know it.”You sigh, continuing to massage her shoulders. “Listen, Barkas. I think it’s ready. Now, you have to get through this, yeah?” She grumbles more. “Just do it. Get it through the Reading and Writing Club, get it done today.”Barkas sighs. “Fine. I’ll do it.”Sykes says, “Good. We can finally get this thing out of the way and focus on the real issues!”With that, the bell rings. Bernadette stops everyone from going to say something to them all. “Alright, we’d like to thank you all for helping us work on the Pep Rally. I know it’s not normal for us to conscript you all into working, but we are going through some tough times at this school. You’ve made it all the more easier for us all. So, thanks for everything.” Everyone claps and applauds politely. “Alright, get on the bounce. Get to class.”You all pack up. Kitten says, “Hey, Gertrude. Bernadette ask you to her place tonight?” You nod, and to that she smiles. “Oh, I’m glad! You know…” She shrugs her shoulders. “I really got to know her these past few days. Again, I will admit, she is a nice girl.”“You’re trying to ship me like you did with Avatar, aren’t you?” You smile at her, mockingly. Kitten grumbles, playing with a few stray strands of hair.“I’m just saying, I don’t mind,” she says.> Boast> Neutral> Polite> Write in
>>33656979>politeShe's just a friend
>>33656979>> PoliteI appreciate the thought Kitten, but don't worry about that
>BoastKitten, you're cool wingman.
>>33656979>BoastHow sweet of her.
>>33656979> "Like I said, now's not the best time for me to worry about that kind of stuff."> Give her a hug. "But thank you for looking out for me."> Smirk. "But how do you know that I'm not trying to ship the two of you?"Because, in a way, that's what was happening when we were encouraging those two to hang out. And what if Bernadette is trying to ship Trude and Kitten? Three girls trying to ship each other sure does sound like a successful recipe for an OT3...
>>33656979>BoastThere we go, it would suck if two of our favourite girls couldn't get along.
>>33656979>> PoliteThat's cute of you Kitten
>>33656979>Politeinvite kitten to come along
>>33656979>>BoastThis is...interesting. Hmm. Now we just need Fairless to ship Kitten adn Gertrude, and the harem end will be ready.
>>33656979>BoastAnd how will we reward Kitten for this?
>>33656979> BoastRight, Kitten has given us clearance. So begins operation seduce Fairless.Now, she quit smoking and ate sunflower seeds and masturbated instead. As a result due to pavlovian conditioning, she will become aroused at the smell of sunflower seeds.You know what to doml.
>>33657156Harems are shit, Even het ends are better
>>33657156But she didn't masturbate because she didn't want to develop said Pavlovian tendencies. You've just been cockblocked by Claire!
>>33657212Only if one of the participants is male.
>>33657245/u/ harems are just as shit as regular harems and /y/ harems
German is avoiding harems by shipping Rochelle and Clara how he did with Eugene and ace
>>33657212Harems are for faggots that can't actually make decisions because they are so emotionally damaged and incapable at relationships of any sort IRL they don't want to "hurt" fictional people's feelings.
>>33657297He's only doing that because the players are too autistic to accept anything less than their own choice.
>>33657266It's not a harem if all three are equal partners.
Oh good, monogamyfags are back.
Pokemon Quest here we come
> BoastYou pull your smugface on her. “You’re always free to join us you know? The more the merrier?”Kitten rolls her eyes. “As if. You just enjoy yourself, okay Trudy? I mean… yeah. Yeah, just…” She sighs, placing her hands on her hips. “And hey, if she does anything, let me know, I’ll give her a piece of my mind.”“Kitten, relax!” You tousle her hair like you always do. “Okay?” She rolls her eyes again. “Anyway, let’s get to class. And hey, funny story, I probably would’ve figured you and Bernadette would make a cute couple.”She huffs. “I don’t like her that much.”“I kind of wish you did.”With that, you two separate. You finish off the rest of the day with your classes. Health, History, Theatre, and French. You miss Gym period. You could be having so much with Clara and Joanna. You also miss the showers, those were fun too. But regardless, the classes go by relatively quickly, and you manage to catch up on a lot more work than you care to admit.Finally, classes are over. Before you figure out what to do, you receive a call.> Amanda “Ace” Levy (Robert A. Heinlein Military Academy Tankery Commander)Of course you’d answer, you’ve pretty much answered all your calls up until this point.[1/2]
>>33657475[2/2]“Hey, Gertrude! I see you’ve made it to the finals in the tournament!”“Thanks, Ace. How are you and Eugene doing?”“Oh, we’re just dandy! Eugene’s actually working towards some extracurricular activities like that uh… what do you call it, the- the Theatre without Borders thing. The one for ESOL students here at Heinlein.”“ESOL? Aren’t you a Military Academy?’“Yeah, for the US of A. Of course we’re going to get ESOL. But, I digress, he loves it there. Gives him something to do while I’m at practice, you know?”“Sure.”“Anyway, just calling, you wanted a match between our teams? Unfortunately, we try to schedule a lot of our matches ahead of time, we are a Military Academy, shit does get busy, REAL busy in fact.”“Well, if you can’t…”“I want to try. But not with the whole team. Tell you what. A good old fashioned one on one on Sunday. I’ll head down to LGA on my time, bring the old Marauder around. You and me can have a good fashioned duel of wits. That sound good? I imagine that might be how your finals will end as well.”> THAT SOUND GOOD?> Y/N> OTher
>>33657346Or maybe he did it because players thought it was a funny joke and he rolled with it and it's not anything serious at all?>>33657332Someone seems vexed.I really don't like using "harem" to describe Kitten/Trude/Bernadette because, like >>33657428 said, it is something based on mutual attraction, not two girls liking the same person and deciding "eh, might as well deal with it". There was enough evidence that Kitten and Bernadette were attracted to each other; if they weren't or they didn't like each other then I would have never suggested trying to make it work.
>>33657346While I agree with your sentiment, that's not really the correct usage of autistic...It's admirable that he shuts the fuck up when anon is being awful. Since I'm on that, it really feels like summer in here. The posters today have been worse than they have been in weeks or even months.What the shit, everyone? Fucking butt plugs, really?
>>33657475>Of course you’d answer, you’ve pretty much answered all your calls up until this point.I lol'd.
>>33657495>YThat sounds fun as shit
>>33657509>Or maybe he did it because players thought it was a funny joke and he rolled with it and it's not anything serious at all?You've forgotten where we are.
>>33657495>> YWe might actually use one of those maneuvers we learned way back at the start!
>>33657495> I imagine that might be how your finals will end as well.Try not to let it get to that point though, especially if it's Ooarai we're gonna face.Oh yeah! Divine Intervention. We're good then.> Y
>>33657475>I probably would’ve figured you and Bernadette would make a cute couple.Don't say things you'll regret Trudy
>>33657495>nNo point. I mean Jesus we needed the exp but no. Dance is important
>>33657613The dance is on Saturday.
>>33657613If it's one on one it should take long, she could even stick around for the Ball if she has time
>>33657495I really really hate you German. Putting the date for a rematch where anons care about dances but when you replay we can't get any extra exp. we need that
>>33657649I know that but the team needs the exp for oorai . She offered a match on Saturday but anons declined because for the dance.
>>33657659There's probably going to be something like a special technique or something Trude will learn from Ace.
>>33657699We rescheduled for Sunday
>>33657495>nGet Black Forest or st. Gloriana or somethingWe are on limited time and it will be better spent earning loyalty
>>33657659Now That's What I Call Autism
>>33657720Only one on one though if we ha a full match we can elite the panzer iv maybe the hellcat.It just pisses me off to get copped out on a full match when we had a chance
> Y“That sounds fun, Ace. I hope to see you here.”“Of course! And tell you what, I’ll do my best to give your crews some pointers. I’ve been watching and I’ve been seeing them make some rookie mistakes. Take it from me, I’ve been doing Tankery for quite a while, and I imagine that they all could use some time from an Ace Tanker that didn’t take a break for a couple of years and is still in good practice! Don’t tell Kate or the others I said that, I don’t mean nothing by that.”“Of course, that sounds great, Ace.”> “Ace” Levy’s lecture will count as three full training sessions in the progress of Eliting a Crew.“Anyway, hope to see you there! Good luck!”With that, you hang up. What to do now?> Head Somewhere (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Other
>>33657659He's trying desperately to keep this quest somewhat tank related, despite the haremfaggots going out of their way to shit up this quest.
>>33657751How the fuck is it ducking autism. Use the fucking word in its context in which it is supposed to be used.
>>33657794> OtherJump up and down and squeeee at what we're getting out of this duel.
>>33657794> Call Dales (Ever thought about teaching?)> “Ace” Levy’s lecture will count as three full training sessions in the progress of Eliting a Crew.There, happy?Oh, and>You also miss the showers, those were fun too.What, Trude, staring at girls showering after Tanking isn't enough for you? Lewd.
>>33657794Convert the Cromwell to the cometHead to do magicians and threater tech
>>33657794>> Call Someone (Specify)Yeah >>33657855The Dales stuff
>>33657855>staring at girls showering after Tanking isn't enough for you?Trudy needs her some variety, she's seen ever nook and cranny of the tankery team by now.
>>33657794Also do this >>33657855 about Dales.Loyalty HO!
>>33657794> Consult the Shop>- COMET I (QF 77mm HV): 16,000>- 3x Improved Engine: 12,000 Dollars- Firefly- Jackson- 90mm HellcatTotal: 28,000Get the big guns better mobility.
>>33657855Not really that will only earn us 6 points that won't give us much and we still need time to elite the tanks.It would have been better to just deny the offer and get a actual maych
>>33657943Let's upgrade the Sherman since we obviously not going to need the money for elites
>>33657803But it's hard I be content. We needed that match. I just felt we were copped out of an experience boon. I was willing to stand aside for the dance but I felt screwed for 6 points...
> Call Someone (Francis Dales)> Consult the Shop“Hey, Dales.”“Oh, Gertrude. Need something?”“I just wanted to ask, have you ever considered teaching?”“I have. I mean… I don’t really consider myself that great of a teacher.”“Ah, nonsense, I bet you would make a great teacher! Tell you what, call up Bernadette, get yourself a contract as a TA for tomorrow or something. See what it’s like. I mean, yeah, you’ll be dealing with freshmen mostly, but that’s where it all starts you know?”“Hm… I suppose. Fine, I’ll give it a looksee. Thanks, Gertrude.”“Righto, righto!” You hang up there, then quickly dial up Mr. Mishka.“Gertrude, need something?”> WANTED FOR PURCHASE>> CONVERSION: MARK VIII CROMWELL IV – COMET I: 16,000 Dollars>> PARTS: Improved Engine x3: 12,000 Dollars> CONFIRM?> Y/N> other
>>33657855Not really. I wanted to beat ace as a tank commander of a team bit a single match
>>33658106>NTurn Cupid into a easy 8
>>33658106>yTake out the engines for the easy 8.We're not going to have a full battle so let's improve out tank against ace
>>33658106>OtherM4a3e8But ordinance package with free token
>>33658106Alright, I'm convinced if the duel is more important.>> CONVERSION: MARK VIII CROMWELL IV – COMET I: 16,000 Dollars>>CONVERSION: M4A1E8 — M4A3(75) *KEEP THE 76mm GUN FOR M4A3E8: 17,000 DollarsTotal = 33,000
> Y> PURCHASE>> CONVERSION: MARK VIII CROMWELL IV – COMET I: 16,000 Dollars>> CONVERSION: M4A1E8 SHERMAN – M4A3E8 SHERMAN: 17,000 Dollars> - 33,000 DOLLARS“Really? Turn Cupid into an E8?”“Yeah, I figured why not?”“Ah, that’s a shame. I figured the A1’s cast armor made your tank a little more unique. But, business is business. We’ll get this thing done as quick as we can.”“Alright, thanks, Mr. Mishka.”“Don’t thank me yet, I’m a businessman after all!”With that, you hang up. You feel excited. A rematch, of sorts, with Ace Levy.> Head Somewhere (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Other
>>33658407>head somewhere (barks)Drag the naval merchants
>>33658407>call LisaWhy happen to the presentation and the money?
>>33658407Great, you assholes made Mr. Mishka sad. I hope you're happy. This is a joke.> Call... uh... Bernadette, I guess. See if there's anyone we should help before she ravishes us or whatever she has planned. Monopoly, probably.I don't want to bug Lisa because she knows what she's doing. When there's an update she'll let us know.
>>33658407We have disappointed Mr.Mishka...I feel like a failure.
>>33658407>Call Someone (Specify)The other Naval Merchants. We will find them souls and personalities if it kills us!
>>33658521There's no way Fairless has shit enough taste to bring out Monopoly anon.
>>33658407Little sad to see Cupid change> Call Someone (Barkas)Let's see if she wants us to go with her to the Reading and Writing club
>>33658407>> Head Somewhere (the producers or the magicians)>(Lisa and Nancy)About the presentation moneyCollect and redistribute booksBFP coop practice
>>33658541But Arkham Horror is boring with just two people.
>>33658407This >>33658549Just to make sure the club doesn't have conflicting opinions out of spite.
>>33658541Pretty Pretty Princess, then?
>>33658530>We have disappointed Mr.Mishka...I feel like a failure.The failure is that the same few idiots have been insisting for dozens of threads that it just *had* to be an "E8" because their extensive knowledge of World of Tanks told them it was the best Sherman. So we give up the marginal advantage of cast armor for the marginal advantage of a slightly more powerful engine, and also transform a relatively unique and distinctive command tank into another dime-a-dozen tank for no real gain. This is what happens when there are all of five posters around to vote on purchases.Well, "five." Because we all know it's one or two samefags who just would not let go that Cupid had to be "Easy 8."
>>33658407Going with this. >>33658549Hope the club members are all on the same page and not letting the club schism affect their judgment.
>>33658634I pulled a good amount of research you scrub on this don't ducking start
>>33658634Well then why didn't you pop up and say anything? I wasn't voting because I don't know the advantages/disadvantages to either tank. Can't exactly persuade anyone if you don't say something until after the fact.
>>33658634I could use you to salt a steak.It's a game of make pretend on a board dedicated to anime and shitposting. Relax, man.
>>33658634Guy you're quoting here. I just feel like we let the old guy down. Not everything is about tank douchebaggery.Also, I never vote on tank upgrades because I know nothing about them other than they look cool and go boom.I would vote if I had even a passing knowledge, from any source, about tanks
>>33658701Are you implying there's anything wrong with a little salt on a steak?Salt is great
>>33658634This boat is pretty much sailing itself now.
>>33658690I wasn't one of the five posters around before the vote was called.
>>33658634I know nothing about tanks, I haven't been voting on any of these upgrades anyway. I've been content to let other anons make the decision because what the fuck do I know.
>>33658633>that one to the left has a face that tells you it will kill everything you love in front of you with a smile
> Call Someone (Georgine Barkas)“Hey, Barkas, how are you doing?”“Oh, I’m here with the Reading and Writing Club, they’re deliberating, right now and I feel like they’re about to come to a conclusion! Do you want to come around? Won’t take much longer, I promise.”“Sure! I’ll be there in a bit.”“Also, I was uh… rifling through some of their original fiction a little while earlier and uh-““Don’t tell me. They have smut of me, don’t they.”“… a bit.”“Of course.”With that, you begin your trek back to the English Department building where the Reading and Writing Club is based.While you walk though, you receive another phonecall. You’re just drowning in them today it seems.> Maho Nishizumi (Kuromorimine Senshadou Commander)Of course, you’re going to have to answer.“Hey, Maho, what’s up?”“I am fine, thank you, Pool-san. Nancy contacted me earlier requesting a joint training venture between Kuromorimine and Lafayette Girls Academy. Is this correct?”“Yeah, we just need all the help we can get. I’d like to try and get like a showmatch in or something but nobody is available, and it sucks!”“Well, when you train with Kuromorimine, we assure you, you will be better, smarter, faster. We take our training on Kuromorimine seriously, and if you have potential candidates, we will drive them into the ground, and rebuild them into Aces. We are free to visit on Monday, does that sound fair?”> DOES THAT SOUND FAIR?> Black Forest Peak’s joint training session in confer double the usual progression offered by the Aces, along with allowing you to pick a crew for INSTANT ELITING at the cost of 40 CP.> However, morale will also be drained by 20% due to their rigorous methods. The INSTANT ELITE crews will be down by 30% as well.> Y/N> Other
>>33658788> YDamn, Maho is one scary woman
>>33658788> YBring it!Loser does the Anglerfish dance dressed in sexy fox costumes!>Of course, you’re going to have to answer.This is not getting old for me. I'm dying.>>33658763All girl games are like that. Be the best at some trivial, arbitrary social status, and shank anyone who gets in your way.I sold games like this to people for years.
>>33658788> Y> “Also, I was uh… rifling through some of their original fiction a little while earlier and uh-“> “Don’t tell me. They have smut of me, don’t they.”> “… a bit.”My head canon seems to be spot on. I'm almost positive that they have entire bookcases dedicated to fiction they write about other girls on the boat. And Trude occupies several shelves
>>33658788>YBlessings come from the sky!
>>33658788> YCheerleaders, the Irish, and maybe the Seniors are pretty much the only teams who'll have to go through INSTANT ELITING, if it ever comes to that.-20% isn't so bad considering most of the morale is in the high 90s and even 100.Are we only gonna bring the non-Elites with us so that the morale hit doesn't affect everyone?
>>33658965Can't we reverse it anyway?
So Maho is going to come the day after we see Ace, I hope we don't get a bad Morale drop for have two training days in a row, we might want to think about cancelling one of the normal days
>>33658891We're on our way there right now. We're about to find out.
>>33658987We can but with the Eliting we're going to be taking a fairly big hit to our CP
>>33658987I'm aware that we can, but...1.) The training is redundant for the crews that reached Elite already.2.) I'm not comfy with all 20 crews simultaneously taking a morale hit and having Gertrude find an IC explanation to motivate them all.Cross that bridge when we get there, I suppose.
>>33659042Someone remind me if my understanding of the mechanics are incorrect. Reversing morale drop is a flat CP price for all the crews present, isn't it? And my understanding is that CP gain is tied to the current morale of each team. If the 20-30% drop takes us below the benchmark for CP gain, it would probably be worth our while to reverse.
> Y“That sounds great, Maho. We’ll look forward to seeing you on Monday. You bringing people with you?”“Erika-san and my best crews will join me.”“Great, speaking of which, we’ve been taking care of Stupa for you, he’s in good hands you know?”“Erika-san will be glad to hear that. I will hang up now. Thank you, Pool-san.”With that, you arrive at the English Department building, and head upstairs to the Reading and Writing Club room. You can hear some pretty heated discussion go on as you knock on the door. “Come on!” someone says. You open up the door to see Barkas and four other girls including Loretta Niven and Rachel Bradbury centered around a table.“Oh, hey, Gertrude,” says Bradbury. “Barkas just told us about how you helped with her script. Said you were a big help and all.”> Boast> Neutral> Polite> Write in
>>33659084In character, is there a real reason to keep the other crews out of the practice?As for an IC way to motivate them all, basically tell them "hey that sucked, but you survived it, and showed Black Forest what we at Lafayette are made of!" Rough training is always tough and demoralizing when you're doing it, but when you realize that you survived it afterwards... that's a pretty big pump to your morale.
>>33659151> BoastAll in a day's work!
>>33659151> Polite> "Barkas did all the work, she just needed a helping hand is all."
>>33659151>PoliteWe tried to help as best we could. It was mostly just pushing Barkas to do the actual work in all honesty.
>>33659151>> Polite"I just got her started, that's all."
>>33659151> PoliteBarkas did the bulk of the writing. Us and a few others were pretty much glorified sounding boards.>>33659158>In character, is there a real reason to keep the other crews out of the practice?I could think of a sports motivated reason.Prevent possible strain and injury on your top players before the Finals.
>>33659151> PoliteI just gave her some kind words
>>33659151This here >>33659216 gets my support
>>33659151>PoliteI just got her started, she did all the real work.
> PoliteYou smile, crossing your arms. “Oh, I don’t know shit about writing. I just gave her some encouragement and all.” You gesture to Barkas, who simply sits in anticipation. “So, is the script ready? You think there’s hope for it?’Rachel says, “Kasdan, what do you think?”Kasdan shrugs, adjusting her glasses a bit. Barkas quickly explains that Lauren Kasdan is the head of the Reading and Writing Club, very fickle with her tastes. “Well… it’s no groundbreaker. This is just amateur stuff. Ellison?”Barkas also quickly explains why Harley Ellison looks like the most emo kid you have ever seen. Black eyeliner, black lipgloss, black hair that clearly used to be strawberry red, black fingernails, and even a black blouse in place of the school’s white. Jesus, what else is black? Ellison says, “Well, I agree, on it being amateur, but it is good for amateur work. And I feel that it is perhaps very neat in terms of construction. The plot, while simplistic and focused on the characters, I feel that is one of its strengths. The characters are well-built and developed. Even the bit parts usually have a very memorable line or two.”“A-A…” Loretta coughs, clearing her throat. She struggles to say, “A-Agreed. Th-th… I like it.”“So we’re settled,” says Kasdan. “Barkas. Your script is good. It has potential and I think it would make an excellent school play.” She gently hands the script back to Barkas.Barkas simply sits there, stunned. “So… it’s…”“Yep!” says Bradbury. “It’s a good script!”“… wow,” says Barkas. “I don’t know what to say.”> Boast> Neutral> Polite> Write in
Maho DOES know the next tournament fight is against her sister, right?>>33659151>Boast
>>33659422> BoastWooooooPick her up and spin her around
>>33659422> Boast> Back patting
>>33659422>BoastTold you that you could do it!
>>33659422> BoastIs Loretta stuttering because she's afraid Trude'll find more fiction of herself? I say explore!
>>33659422You know Harlan wasn't really that gothic or emo yeah?I Have No Mouth is basically cyberpunk body horror...
>>33659437>Maho DOES know the next tournament fight is against her sister, right?She hasn't won yet, more importantly Maho isn't the type to go easy on her sister
>>33659422>BoastBarkas deserves a pat on the back. And maybe an 'I told you so'.
>>33659422This >>33659463Exactly this.
> Boast“Whooo!” You pat Barkas on the shoulder, grinning. “Congrats, Barkas!”“Thanks, Gertrude.” Barkas flips through her script. “Wow. I’m just gobsmacked.” She smiles a bit. “I’m a playwright!” She stands up and quickly runs out the door and screams into the hall. “YOU HEAR THAT LAFAYETTE!? I’M A PLAYWRIGHT! WOOOHOOOO!”> LOYALTY QUEST COMPLETE: The Producers> Team Machina’s Loyalty is now yours!> Team Machina’s wares have been opened up for your use. Unfortunately, the most useful thing you found were the SMOKE LAUNCHERS. These can be used only three times within a battle, but will help obscure an area around a tank to allow for safe maneuvering.Barkas shakes your hand. “I tell you what, when I get this play through LGA, I’ll give you full executive producer credits!” She squeals as she kisses the script. “I’m going to go run this by the girls! Thanks so much, Gertrude!”“It was nothing,” you say. “Really. All you, Barkas.”She nods, then starts skipping down the hall, her script underarm.Nice girl. You hope to see her plays on Broadway one day.> Head Somewhere (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Other
>>33659755> Head deeper into the R/W Club (So I hear there's more fiction about me...)
>>33659755snmoke launchers? Not to complain or anything, but that seems kinda lackluster...Well, I guess they can't all be amazing bonuses.
>>33659755> Head Somewhere (Fairless)Might as well head over there
>>33659755>Team Machina’s wares have been opened up for your use. Unfortunately, the most useful thing you found were the SMOKE LAUNCHERS. These can be used only three times within a battle, but will help obscure an area around a tank to allow for safe maneuvering.Wait a minute, are these launchers just for one tank or for them all?
>>33659755> OtherWe should investigate our porn. See who we're being shipped with.Smoke launchers. No complaints there. Duck team did ok with them.
So reading the ask.fm, I'm interested in writing something along the lines of Trude/Freddy, but I have no idea how to even go about it. I did have an idea of the O's searching her place after the fire for evidence and finding a bunch of seriously creepy stuff with her obsession with Trude, but now that doesn't exactly seem in character. Any ideas?
>>33659755>Head SomewhereBernadette time maybe? I dunno if it's too early for that though.
>>33659755I was somewhat expecting pic related, but I'll take it!> Head Somewhere (Magicians Club)Brainstorm any magic tricks.How about Trudy bound on one end of the stage with the Chi-ha hanging overhead.Weiss is also bound on the opposite side of the stage, and has to escape her manacles and rescue Trudy when the tank falls.The prestige part would have Weiss securing Trudy on top of the fallen tank.
>>33659755No camo. They have been painting our tanks for matches in awhile>magicians
>>33659755Poke around the Writing club for inspiration for tonight.
>>33659755>> Head Somewhere (magicians)
>>33659755Adding this >>33659907 to my vote.First porn, then magic.
>>33659842I guess I should clarify: I don't think Trude/Freddy would have really worked out, the way things happened. I mean, Freddy is undeniably a shit and a bitch, there's no question about that, and Trude had absolutely no reason to want to hang around her more than necessary.Now, I wasn't here when the quest started, so I saw a lot of the things all at once while archive binging, and Freddy was pretty consistently a bitch, to the point that the one time she actually did good (donating $20,000 to the Tankery program) everyone had legitimate reasons to become suspicious. It wasn't until that time where Freddy had Trude haul around wood for the sole purpose of wasting time that I started wondering what her actual deal was: it looked less like her being a dick (well, actually, she was being a dick) and more like she wanted Trude to pay attention to her. With that in mind, I think Trude ignoring her at the end, after she went crazy and burned down the clubhouse, might have crushed her a bit.So, yeah, I don't actually think Trude/Freddy would have worked, but I'd like to try to get into Freddy's head a bit.
>>33659995I think it was less Trude in particular and more Freddy not being used to someone who wouldn't put up with her shit and slowly going crazy over her constant half-assed defiance.
> Head Somewhere (Magician’s Club)> OtherYou poke your head into the Reading and Writing Club. “Hey, listen, guys. About the porn-““SHE KNOWS!” yells Kasdan. “ELLISON! THE SHREDDER!” Ellison quickly pulls a giant shredder out of the closet. Bradbury and Niven quickly get to shoving huge stacks of paper into it. The shredder screeches as it grinds up all the porn of you and whoever the Reading and Writing Club fancied that day.“Um.” You blink as they frantically shred the porn. “Okay. I wasn’t going to ask that you get rid of it, but I suppose that’s a start.”If they’re smart, they probably have digital copies anyway. You shudder a bit.……You head into the Magician’s Club Room, out in the Social Studies Department. It’s actually a very plain room. The Magicians here all browse around on their phones, sitting around and occasionally chatting with each other or showing each other funny pictures.“Hey guys.” They look up at you, surprised. “What’s-““CLOSE YOUR EYES!” says Weiss. “CLOSE YOUR EYES NOW!” She runs over to you, in her school uniform. No cape, no fancy hat, no nothing. Hell, you swear her hair was blonde just a few hours ago and now it’s black. “CLOSE YOUR EYES!”> “… why?”> Close your eyes> Write in
>>33659995>it looked less like her being a dick (well, actually, she was being a dick) and more like she wanted Trude to pay attention to her.I binged LGA too and I noticed the exact same thing, I always wondered if something would have happened if Trude ever made an effort to talk to Freddy, I can't think of a moment where they ever voted to voluntarily seek her out and talk to her, I get they never did of course
>>33660121> Close your eyesAh ha ha, the secret is out, and the magicians are actually normal. Also, damn that's a lotta porn. They probably should have used a furnace, though, they're likely to jam the shredder that way.
>>33660121> Close your eyesThe smuggest smile, this is some cute ass shit
>>33660121> Close your eyes> “… why?”Schteel, I'm gonna be really creeped out if you do use the actual plot elements used in The Prestige film.
>>33660121>Close your eyes...Alright, let's find out where they're going with this.
>>33660121>> Close your eyesMight as well test them, count down from ten before opening our eyes
>>33660196Fuck that, that would be the coolest shit ever
>>33660121>close your eyes
>>33660121> "...why?""If you think I care that you're actually normal, you're in for a big surprise."
>>33660121> “… why?”
>>33660103It was actually Trude in particular, because of her being kind of an unknown that was becoming quickly more popular than her, and because she was so fixtated on that, other problems she had (strongly implied to be burgeoning homosexuality) ended up being focused on her as well.>>33660155Well, that's the thing. Freddy was and is an utter dick. She made things miserable for Trude, and the players, because she was jealous of Trude. It's completely understandable that Trude and the players would want to have as little to do with her as possible.It's a very interesting situation, honestly.>>33660209Actually, Ooarai has had the technology for some time. Just look at their disciplinary committee.
>>33660121Woops! Sorry wrong room.
>>33660121>“… why?” learn the tricks, guys.
>>33660238More like> This isn't where I parked my car
>>33660121>> Write inClose our eyes, but start taking photos on our phone. We have glimpsed behind the curtain!
> “… why?”> Close your eyesYou cock your head. “But why? I-““CLOSE YOUR EYES!” Weiss squeals, stomping her foot in dignity. You roll your eyes then close them shut. “Thank you!” she says happily.As you keep your eyes shut, you hear the sound of shuffling, wood scratching, girls bumping into each other, and clothes being taken off and being put on. All within the span of about five or ten seconds. “Okay, open them up!”You open your eyes to see the Magicians, all decked out in sequin dresses, capes, and fancy hats. The room is now a lightshow of Magic and dazzling lights. “Welcome to the Magician’s Club Magical Emporium! For the very low price of five dollars a person, we-“You say, “I’m here to help you brainstorm for your great big trick.” The music screeches to a halt and all the Magicians drop their dramatic poses. Carly Ballantine actually falls from the ceiling and onto the table, unharmed.Weiss sighs. “Oh, is that it?” You nod. “Well…” She scratches her chin, then snaps her finger. “Conlin, bring it out.” Colin opens up the closet, then pulls out two big doors leading into person-sized boxes. Weiss says, “For our first trick! The amazing transporting Weiss!”You nod. “I see what this is. You get a body double or something…” Weiss turns then enters a door. She comes out the other one. “Then…” You blink. Wait.You open up the door she came through. Solid. The walls are completely solid. You look to Weiss, who stands there, unfazed, even a bit bemused by you.> “… the fuck?”> “How did you do that?”> “Teach me.”> Write in
>>33660370> "Teach me."If we could clone Trude then the waifu wars would be resolved.
>>33660370>> “… the fuck?”You girls are so fucking cool
>>33660370>“… the fuck?”
>>33660370> “How did you do that?”Gertrude's probably not gonna do magic yet, but she does need to know the proper steps so she won't flop the act for the Pep Rally.
>>3366037011 threads until this thread is bumped off the board. Will you make a part 2 or ride this to the bitter end?
>>33660370>> “Teach me.”Tell me your secrets magic box!
>>33660426I'll keep going until it's third down the list. Then we'll see if a new thread is necessary.
>>33660370>“Teach me.”Think of what we could do with such amazing power!
>>33660370> "Teach me."
>>33660370> “… the fuck?”What else are you going to do at the Rally?
>>33660370> “… the fuck?”Trude is confus>>33660229>>33660155>>33659995I got the feeling that Fredendall was becoming increasingly unstable as she encountered someone who was immune to her power, resiliant enough to keep trying and then consistently coming out on top, despite Fredendall's best efforts. Her identity as Alpha Female was not only crumbling, but it was being shown as a complete sham. She was her identity and as it fell apart, she became increasingly obsessed with defending it, using the methods that re-enforced her identity as queen of a school that catered to her most trivial whim. Those are the only weapons she had. High school antics. When they failed, she snapped, because she was forced to see that her world was just a house of cards.Or maybe I'm having a fedora moment.
>>33660370>> “Teach me.”
>>33660388But we already cloned a Trudy! And a superior one at that.
>>33660474I can see it that way, well whatever you decide to go with, I'm looking forward to TrudexFreddy
> “… the fuck?”> “Teach me.”You blink. No trapdoors. She literally came out the other door the next second that the first door shut. You also notice these doors aren’t even connected, they’re on separate platforms.“… okay, first off. What the fuck. Secondly, teach me how to do this.”Weiss shakes her head. “Oh, Gertrude! You are not a true magician-““Fuck Magicians!” you say. “This is the shit Penn and Teller disprove every day! This is the shit the Amazing Randi has a bounty on! How- You need to teach me!”Weiss shakes her head again, as do her other Magicians. “Nope! Tell you what, Gertrude. You can assist me in the most basic of ways for the Pep Rally tomorrow. We have the escape from the water tank, we have the bullet catch, and we have this as our grand finale! Actually, since I like you, I’ll let you choose.”> Escape the Water Tank> The Bullet Catch> The Amazing Transporting Weiss> Write in
>>33660543Then why does she continue to fail to surpass the original? Did she inherit all the inferior genes?... Why am I thinking of Clara as Liquid Snake?
>>33660564> The Amazing Transporting Weiss
>>33660564>> The Amazing Transporting WeissThis was the coolest
>>33660564> The Amazing Transporting Weiss>inb4 the condition for teaching Gertrude is to have her undergo hypnosis first with a provision that once the acts are over and the signal is given by Weiss, she'll forget all she learned about magicPlenty of things could go wrong with this method though...
>>33660574Her drills and useless meat are weighting her down. But she will eventually suppress the original. She will have her revenge yet in Griselda Quest
>>33660564> The Amazing Transporting WeissWhile it has the lowest chance of Trude being tied up, Trude is suitably impressed by it.
>>33660564>> The Bullet CatchGuys, c'mon, we can't steal Weiss' big trick.
>>33660564> Escape the Water TankStart with Weiss as a quick attention gettter, then the Bullet catch for to wow the crowds, finish on the water tank for drama.
>>33660564> The Bullet CatchDon't want to ruin the magic of the big one.
>>33660564>The Bullet Catch
>>33660587Stop giving me ideas. I can't hold all of these ideas. No really, with how I write I can't even get a tenth of my ideas written out in time for the quest to finish.
>>33660564>The Bullet CatchSounds dramatic without forcing us to up the ante on our exhibitionism, I'm in!
>>33660564>The Bullet CatchLet's give this one a try and see what happens.
>>33660659>>33660709Upgrade to Tank Round Catch?
>>33660742I think Weiss still wants her hands.
> The Amazing Transporting Weiss> The Bullet CatchYou tap on the door. “This. You need to teach me how this shit works. Honestly, I’m gobsmacked.”Weiss nods. “Alright. Let me tell you how it works.” You quickly pull out a notepad and a pen. “I go in that door…” you nod, writing it down quickly. “Then I come out the other door.”…You look up from your notepad. “Um. Is that it?”“That’s it!”You narrow your eyes, then sigh. “How about the Bullet Catch then.”Weiss nods. “Alright. You’ll shoot me-““I’m not going to shoot you.”“It’s perfectly safe!” says Weiss. “Besides, what kind of magician would I be if I were not willing to sacrifice a bit of myself for a good trick!” She holds up a revolver and hands it to you. “Here’s how it will work, I will stand on one end of the stage, and you will fire a shot-“You nod. “Then you have a bullet in your teeth, but you mimic catching it, I’m just firing blanks, right?”“No, they’re real,” says Weiss.…“I don’t think the school would like me firing a gun in their premises,” says Weiss.“It’s fine!”> “You have to tell me more.”> “Fine, let’s go with it then.”> Write in
>>33660742I don't mind but the only known practitioners are the Nishizumi school.
>>33660757> “You have to tell me more.”> "Because that is a serious safety concern, and I AM a student council member."> “I don’t think the school would like me firing a gun in their premises,” says Weiss.Is that Trude talking?
>>33660757>> “You have to tell me more.”I don't want Weiss to die.
>>33660804It is, typo.
>>33660757>“You have to tell me more.”She can keep her teleporting secrets if she likes, but I for one am gonna need a little more information if she wants us to fucking shoot her.
>>33660757>“You have to tell me more.”No seriously, I'm not doing anything potentially dangerous unless you tell me exactly how it's not actually going to hurt you.
A word of warning, guys, you're on page 10, guys--wrap this up or start a new thread soon.
>>33660925Yeah, I'll start a new thread from here. Prepare to migrate.
Also don't forget to archive it before it dies
>>33660757> “You have to tell me more.”Not a musket eh?That ramps up the difficulty a bit.Or it's as easy as carbon lining gloves. This is still GuPverse afterall.
New thread here. >>33661051Old thread archived.