You are Risa Schrodinger and you are currently looking at a variety of nail varnishes. Last time you talked to the sprouted scarecrow god avatar thingy then wandered around and went into Jager’s room for a sleep over of some sort. There was some confusion and anger over the use of Pajamas, or lack thereof. After some intense negotiation you managed to convince them to wear the bloody jim jams and get the vague party related event started.You heard stories about magical girls and saw you on video from years ago after the whole doll head incident. Also it turns out that you and Jager are not very good at dealing with Sin-Fin’s ghost stories. She scared you and then when you were telling another story your plant snuck up behind you and scared you because Clementine is pretty awesome.Then Ryoko said that the scary stories were over for the moment and pulled out some other movies and some nail varnish and you started watching the various flicks. You didn’t have much interest in them really, though one of the films may have had Fuego wearing an eyepatch in it, and you started messing with the varnish. You shapeshift away the varnish already on your nails and pick up a bright red and black one.You grab Sin-Fin’s foot and set it on your lap and start carefully painting on alternating colors and designs. You go with a card suit motif because you have a sense of style that can’t be beat. As you raise Sin-Fin’s leg to get a good angle on it Shiba’s eyes are drawn to the Sinful one’s exposed thighs. You grumble as you carefully draw a black spade on the now red nail on Sin-Fin’s big toe. “Isn’t it torture to keep looking?”Shiba stiffens a little. “I can’t help it! It’s like you see a treasure in front of you that you know you can’t have.”“Greed was never my sin of choice.” You reply working on her other nails as the movie plays in the background.(1/2)
Shiba frowns and then seems to think of something. “Well, it’s sort of like wondering how much power you would get from eating people you like. You know you won’t do it, but even so you end up thinking ‘If I were to eat them they would probably taste good. And they would give me some power ups too! But I can’t because it would be bad.’”“I would never do that!” You lie.“Risa, what’s that in your mouth?” Shiba asks.You look down and see you are lightly nibbling on Phil’s finger. Thomas gives a gentle smile as you spit it out and turn to Shiba. “I was just tasting it a little okay! That wasn’t me thinking about how they would taste.” Good cover.“Ah, sensei! The movie finished.” Ryoko explains looking back at you. “Um, do you want to watch something else?” How about we play cards Bruce Lee movies Some assorted party game Sleep and get back to god hunting You are sort of into this nail thing now Other, please specify(2/2)Questions, concerns, comments, SPXP spending, accusations, butt discission, etc for the first little bit as normal.Intro Post:>pastebin.com/mzS6YN7P
>>33612126>[x] Some assorted party gameSpin the tail on the 7 minutes in donkey.
>>33612126Ask Ryoko what sort of things are in her worst nightmares so we can recreate it tomorrow night.That, or ask her what things Japanese kids are scared of these days.Or > Bruce Lee movies
>>33612126> How about we play cardsdoes cards against humanity exist yet?
>>33612084[x] You are sort of into this nail thing nowShe's a KILLER QUEEEEEEEEEEEN
>>33612203Not for 13 years
>>33612126> Some assorted party game
>>33612126> You are sort of into this nail thing nowI don't know why, but it is so.
>>33612126>[x] You are sort of into this nail thing nowShiba has scales, right? Scales are basically skin-nails, so we can totally paint those.I'm thinking big winding stormcloud dragon thing with lots of lightningbolts.
>>33612300Really? Level 2 reading reporting.>You grumble as you carefully draw a black spade on the now red nail on Sin-Fin’s big toe. “Isn’t it torture to keep looking?”
>>33612385anyone else thinking Sistine Chapel?
>>33612390...nope, still not sure why I like the nail thing, but thanks for trying.
Nails it is. Writing
>>33612476paint little skulls and smiley faces on whoever we get as our canvas
“I am not sure why, but I am sort of into this whole nail thingy I got going on.” You say carefully adding a red diamond on Sin-Fin’s now black second toenail.“Isn’t that sort of juvenile?” Jager wonders. “I mean, painting each other’s toes during a pajama party.”You blow gently on Sin-Fin’s foot to help dry the design then say “Jager, we are immortal ghost things. There is no sense acting like annoying grown ups. In fact, never grow up. Get some peter pan up in here. ‘Sides, don’t you want pretty feet?”“Fine, fine. Just don’t do anything too weird.” Jager concedes.“Sensei! Can I do yours?” Ryoko asks grabbing a few of the vials of varnish.“Eh? Ah, sure, fine then. Here.” You stretch your leg out then pull it back. “Hold on, you aren’t going to do anything weird to my foot are you?”Ryoko blinks. “Wh-what do you mean weird?” She asks looking innocently to the side.“Whatever it was that you were planning on doing that made you look away so guiltily.” You explain.“That’s- I like, you know. Ah ha ha ha.” Ryoko lets out a weak laugh and withers under your gaze. She slumps a little and nods. “I’ll behave myself Sensei.”You hand her your leg and continue focusing on Sin-Fin’s nails adding a little joker on her pinky toe and nodding happily to yourself. “Ah, hey! Let me to her other one.” Shiba says.“This has nothing to do with the short dress she is wearing, right?” You ask.“Maye just a little?” Shiba explains.“Well, since you were honest.” You say.Seems you are free to choose someone else to do nail art on. Who should you try? Jager Ryoko Shiba Plant No one, be a parasite
>>33612773>[x] JagerDo the most childish things we can think of. Make her toes look like Candyland or something.
>>33612773> Jagervarious faces of risa's expressions. happy, mad, extra happy, too fucking happy, LOKI face
>>33612773>[X] JagerApples and wolves.Apple wolves?
>>33612773Plant. It has to be the Plant.
>>33612773>[X] PlantFlowers, rainbows, 9/11, cats
>>33612773We've been getting along better with Shiba lately, but-> JagerApples, cogs, fluffy tailfluff, and happy lizard faces.
Looks like plant is winning? Writing now
>>33613075Looks like Horatio has finally outed themselves by showing up to Jim Jam night.
You point at your plant and wiggle your fingers in a way which conveys your message to your ever mute plant. You get their foot and start putting on happy designs with pink, white, rainbows, and happy flower designs. Your movements are careful and precise and when you finish with one you happily move onto the other one.“Hey, don’t you think you are teasing Ryoko a bit much?” Your plant implies by how they wiggle their feet.“Maybe a bit, but masochists like to be teased right?” You ask making your plant look up confused at you. “Ah, right. You don’t know that sort of word yet do you?” Wonder if we ate Ryoko you think we would get the masochism power?“Still, she is your cute student right?” Your plant implies by the way he waves off the other’s glances of confusion.“Hm, I suppose that’s true. Still it is a bit hard on me you know? The meaty stuff just sort of flies over my head leaving me confused and I don’t know how to bond with them? How the bloody hell am I supposed to figure it out?” You ask.You let out a laugh at the joke they would probably say in reply and nod. “Right, got you. Fine, I’ll keep that in mind.” You say finishing up the foot. “There. Nice, prim, and proper it is.” You explain nodding.“There! Look sensei.” Ryoko smiles happily.She seems to have drawn hearts and some sort of flower on your nails. You don’t quite get it so you raise your hand. “Right then. Shall we change places?”“You don’t have to sensei! I mean, I wouldn’t mind just doing it for you.” She explains. But that notice me thing is sort of grating isn’t it?“Nah, plant has the best aesthetic sense out of all of us.” You explain handing your leg to plant. Ha, handing leg.“I see.” Ryoko says.Well, who shall you use as a canvas now? Jager Ryoko Shiba No one, you parasite.
>>33613683>[x] RyokoI guess we should try to make her feel special. But man, how are we gonna simmer down those "NOTICE ME SEMPAI!" waves to a manageable level?
>>33613892Knock her up and then leave and never pay child support?
>>33613683>[X] RyokoShe is going to cream herself from Risa fondling her foot
>>33613683> RyokoI'm a little worried Jager might be a little left out here being not at all involved, but we can't not do Ryoko after the whole faux modest denial/oh please yes thing.Our little scrubzerker seems to be treading dangerously closer to yandere territory.And on that note, I sleep.
>>33613929Risa is British not black
>>33613929How is uppercutting her going to help anything?
>>33613683>RyokoWrite Property of Laughing Genocide in heiroglyphs on her toes.
“Fine, Ryoko gimme yer foot.” You command.“Eh? R-Right. Please take care of me.” She says in a very confusing manner.“I really don’t get kids today.” You sigh taking her foot and starting on a multi-toed image of The Sistine Chapel.“Here, I guess you can work on mine.” Jager sighs entrusting herself to Ryoko.Ryoko narrows her eyes and nods as if confirming something. She mutters something about aiming for the Harem End and you feel pity for someone named something Venus. You carefully construct the image of Adam and God detailing the creation of life but leave some hidden messages filled with hate because we already agreed we don’t like that bloke all that much.You see Ryoko is focused on making small talk with Jager and moving her fingers sort of strangely so you have plenty of time to focus on your artwork. You carefully craft the earth, and cities. You create the garden and tell of Sin-Fin really wanting an apple for some reason then getting kicked out. You add a small image of you and Sin-Fin riding motorbikes into the garden to set it on fire while dressed like Road Warriors just to complete the story the way you want.“Ah! Sensei, be gentle that tickles.” Ryoko says and you look up.You seem to be the last one so you carefully finish the image of Sin-Fin moltoving the tree of knowledge with one hand while keeping a vice grip on Ryoko’s foot with your other because seriously she keeps twitching. You nod satisfied at the work and release Ryoko who seems to be blushing. “Ah, sensei you were so rough.” She sighs.“R-Right. Anyway, if that’s done why don’t we-“ Jager starts looking concerned at Ryoko.“Play cards!” Ryoko says getting pumped for this.“Cards? What kind old maid?” Shiba asks.(1/2)
“Fu fu, silly shiba. In this situation he only thing we can play is poker.” Ryoko explains.“I don’t have any money.” Jager replies. “Hueco Mundo was pretty much socialist.”“In that case if we play strip poker we don’t have to worry about this right?” Ryoko asks.Jager tilts her head and crosses her arms looking rather confused. You turn to her and mimic her gesture making her give a quick smile. “Ah, no. I am just getting this weird sense of déjà vu.”“Huh. Well, that isn’t exactly even. I mean Sin-Fin is only wearing that dress so it doesn’t seem very fair right?” Jager points out.“I think it’s a good idea.” Shiba says eagerly raising her hand. Damn werewolf.“I do not… care.” Sin-Fin notes holding eye contact with your plant who seems like a deer caught in the headlights.“Sensei, what do you say? It’s a nice idea right?” Ryoko asks. Sure, fine. Jenga would be best Let’s just go to sleep Other, please specify(2/2)
>>33614644Twister. And I'm not just saying that because it would be incredibly easy for us to cheat.
>>33614644> Sure, fine.
>>33614644>sure fine That or strip dodgeball
>>33614691Twister sounds fun.>>33614951Strip dodgeball also sounds fun.
>>33614644>[X] Other, please specify>>33614691Gonna third twister.
>>33614691>Shapeshifting>Limb detaching>Portal shenanigansRisa is the ultimate Twister champion
>>33614644Strip Poker, followed by Twister.
>>33614644Yeah strip poker sounds fun.Let's see if any of them remember to send Plant away.
>>33615286But everyone's a girl! Surely there's nothing lewd going on here.
“Oh fine then. Just keep shiba of the furniture.” You command.“Wait, what does that mean?” Shiba wonders.I don’t know. “Evidently I don’t know.” You reply.You set up the game and start dealing the cards and see that your plant and Jager are not in the circle. “Jager, why are you not filling the fantasies of Ryoko and getting over here to act all fluffy and potentially werewolfy?” You wonder.Jage looks up from her bed where she has already started watching another movie with your plant. “I’m not really comfortable getting naked together in a whole group of people.” She answers looking at some of the videos.“My harem end.” Ryoko mutters and you are certain there is screaming going on inside her right now.“We will just watch some movies up her.” Jager replies.No matter! The hands are dealt and the game is afoot. How do you play? Aggressively Defensively Other, please specify
>>33615712> AggressivelyTake no prisoners!
>>33615712>[x] Aggressivelybe aggressiveB-E AGGRESSIVE
>>33615712>“My harem end.” Ryoko mutterskekJager needs to put on the damn collar already.
>>33615712>[X] AggressivelyBlitz em
You curse your inability to see Jager’s delicious… Jagers? During this event. “Wait, hold on, I don’t actually know what that means.” You say tilting your head. Just go with it.“Well it’s fine. Like this I will get a chance to see sensei in her birthday suit.” Ryoko lets out a small laugh.“Your sensei isn’t going down without a fight.” You say back shuffling the cards like a mad woman.“Okay, let’s see just what I can do here.” Shiba says rolling up her large sleeves.Sin-Fin just sits down and looks over her cards calmly as you deal them out. The players look over their cards and the game begins. You decide to play aggressively and start attacking any signs of weakness from the other players. Of course this also means when you lose you lose hard. In the first round you manage to knock Sin-Fin out and, as she only had the one, and that makes Shiba vulnerable. Ryoko has Sin-Fin assume some slightly immodest poses which just makes it easier to start attacking Shiba.However you are not perfect and as a result you end up topless within a few rounds. Shiba is down to her last piece of clothing and is turning a bright red while keeping herself covered and shaking a little. Her eyes keep glancing over to Sin-Fin’s sinful Fin’s.You hear Ryoko let out a sigh as she sniffs the clothes she got from you. “Ah, sensei’s top. It smells like you. Sensei.” She sighs rubbing her cheek against it.Currently it is Ryoko, you, then Shiba with Sin-Fin already out. It looks like you are coming up on the end game. Go aggressive, no risk no reward. Defensive, hope shiba can knock Ryoko down a bit Other, please specify
>>33616080[x] Other, please specifyBatshit stupid with bluffs on bluffs on bluffs
>>33616080> Go aggressive, no risk no reward.>“Ah, sensei’s top. It smells like you. Sensei.” She sighs rubbing her cheek against it.AureolinVenus please.
>>33616080Can we use our Armageddon causing reality hacking powers to cheat at a card game?
>>33616080> Defensive, hope shiba can knock Ryoko down a bitlet the scrubs duke it outdestroy the winner
>>33616080>[x] Defensive, hope shiba can knock Ryoko down a bit>>33616168I'd rather not
>>33616080>[x] Defensive, hope shiba can knock Ryoko down a bitBut let us assist by making some crazy bluffs and stuff to shake things up.
Defensive it seems
>>33616080>You hear Ryoko let out a sigh as she sniffs the clothes she got from you. “Ah, sensei’s top. It smells like you. Sensei.” She sighs rubbing her cheek against it.i think that one stalker chick switched places with ryoko
>>33616080>[X] Other, please specifyWe need to knock Shiba out so we can stare Ryoko in the eyes and go all in while not even looking at our cards.
You decide to play defensively, hoping Shiba and Ryoko would knock each other out. However like lesbian sharks they seem to be able to smell your weakness. With their werewolf power or something. You pull back and Shiba jumps at the chance not to get knocked out and you are quickly in the loser’s circle.“Wah! Sin-Fin, my student is scary!” You complain to your fellow loser.“Heh, with this maybe I might be able to survive a little longer.” Shiba sighs relieved.However she made the fatal mistake of being the one to end up with your knickers. You feel a chill fill the room and look over to see Ryoko with predator’s look to her eyes. “Sensei’s underwear.” She mutters with her gaze locked on Shiba.Shiba doesn’t stand a chance. It is over in a flash with Ryoko taking everything in a big sweep of risky moves. “Stupid kids! They cheat!” You protests. Actually you cheat most times.“Ah, you done?” Jager asks looking over at you, shiba, and the fin huddled together while Ryoko practically glows. “Now give them their clothes back and we can do something else.” Jager explains.“Haaah? Like, no way. I am totally keeping all of these.” She counters.“You can’t just have them sit around naked the rest of the night.” Jager explains.“Don’t worry, I am pretty sure I can warm sensei up as much as she wants.” Ryoko says holding her cheeks as if her smile was about to break her face. We make good descriptions.Hm, what to do here. Have Jager give you some clothes to wear. Tell Jager you are fine as is Have Jager try to win them back for you Other, please specify
>>33616713> Have Jager try to win them back for youAvenge me!
>>33616713> Tell Jager you are fine as istease being a nudist thenfluffy tail cloak
>>33616766actually fuck my ideago with >>33616764
>>33616713"If you want me to wear clothes again tonight, it looks like you'll have to win them back."
>>33616713Hmm, I'll support this:>>33616766It'll cover Risa's naughty bits in the most tasteful ways. Maybe?
>>33616713> Have Jager try to win them back for youBut not Plantdoka, she/he's too pure
"Ryoko, I know I'm possessed of Cult Leader levels of Charisma and Insanity, but how hard you've fallen for me and continue to fall is a tad strange. I'm entirely flattered, and once I get something resembling a sex drive back you're on the list for the welcome back Risa pre armageddon Promiscuity Tour, but I am concerned you are reaching Snow Queen levels of obsession. I worry about you, best scrub. In an entirely self serving and selfish way? But I do worry,"
>>33616713> Other, please specifyIllusion some clothes back on. I'm pretty sure we're good enough to make them basically real.
>>33616766Yeah that sounds good.
Looks like jager winning them back for you is edging ahead.
>>33617220But Jager, it defeats the integrity of strip poker to just put different clothes on afterwards! Now, if you were to win them back fair and square in a double-or-nothing situation... [eyebrows eyebrows wiggle wiggle nudge nudge wink wink]I wonder if this whole thing will make her want to wear the collar to fit in better or if she'll become more adamant in her moral highground mumbo jumbo
You know, with how much you math I am sort of surprised you are not awesome at Poker. “Well, to be fair, everything I know about math also tells me none of this can actually be happening. So I think we can all agree that we need to adjust a few numbers here and there.” You explain. “Anyway, it looks like I have to go naked the rest of the night. Unless, of course. You win back our clothing from the best scrub who is honestly getting a bit too happy with her victory.”“You can always join me sensei. In some double or nothing stakes.” She says her eyes flashing.Jager sighs and considers it for a moment. “Fine, I’ll win your clothes back.”You feel a wicked grin take your face as Jager climbs off the bed to deal justice on Ryoko. Your grin goes wider when she opens up a pamphlet about how poker scores hands. As the game begins and Jager already loses her top and shyly covers herself you know this is going to end well.As Ryoko deals another hand you see her lick her lips while staring at Jager’s abs and- ah. I forgot about that. “Forgot about what? The abs? Monologue I don’t like it when you leave open ended statements like that.” You explain as Jager looks over her hand.No it’s just when you were a plot rock she played a game of poker against Beelzebub and she got a little twisted is all. “Twisted how?” You wonder.Your question is answers as Jager gets a big smile and shows her hand. Ryoko frowns and gives up some of the clothing letting Jager make herself decent but you can already feel the change in the air. “What’s wrong Ryoko? You are looking uncomfortable. Didn’t get a good hand? Or maybe you did and it’s just in that weird between place. Hey, you won’t get anything if you run you know. Play. Come on Ryoko, don’t you want to see? Aren’t you interested?” Jager asks.(1/2)
Ah. Weird.Jager starts overwhelming Ryoko with careful bluffing and totally overwhelming abilities. You are already dressed while Ryoko is left wearing only a sign around her neck which says “Warning: Unable to control desires.”“Jager, Ms. Jager, I’m sorry. Please give me my clothes back. I am reflecting on what I did honestly.” Ryoko mewls and then seems to realize something. “Wait, isn’t this sort of high level teasing?” She asks.Jager pours out a glass of ice water on Ryoko’s head and she slumps. “I’m very sorry. I’ll try to keep myself under control.” Ryoko explains.Jager sighs and finally hands Ryoko back her clothing which she quickly jumps back into. Note to self, never play against Jager.“Well, now that that’s over with how about…” Jenga, you are boss at Jenga What about that video game the young’uns are always playing Time for the sleep place Other, please specify(2/2)
>>33617538How late is it right now?
>>33617538>[x] What about that video game the young’uns are always playingis mario party a thing yet?
>>33617617I dunno, but I'm pretty sure that Captain Crunch game that came with the cereal is a thing.
>>33617538> What about that video game the young’uns are always playing
>>33617617Why would we ever want to play that? Don't we like having Jager and Ryoko and Sin-Fin as our friends?
>>33617857if I wanted to ruin friendships, I'd have suggested monopoly
>>33617538Strip Twister or Pin the Detached Fluffy Tail on the Ryoko.Both will end well and with much blushing.
>>33617857>>33617883These are both great ways to ruin friendships. Maybe a fight to the death would be less risky.
>>33617617Mario Kart 64 is the game they keep playing.
>>33617579>>33617906Why? Jager just got our clothes back. She'd be all pissy if we did this and I don't wanna deal with that.
>>33617538>[x] What about that video game the young’uns are always playing
The Last Supper Nintendo and the Book of Sega Genesis
“We have a TV why don’t we play that one game Samantha keeps playing?” You ask.“Samantha?’ Ryoko asks.“No, the other Ryoko!” You say with a smile.Technically Ryoko is the other Ryoko since Kyoko came first and then you met Ryoko after you met Jager and Jager. “I am suddenly regretting their name. Anyway, you lot have that special video game thing. I am not good at it but let’s give it a go.”You open up the door to Jager’s room and sonido into the play area. You get the game system and sonido back. You start plugging random wires into the TV. You look at the colors and become confused and angry. You summon cero energy and take aim at the TV ready to take care of your little problem. “Sensei! Stop!” Ryoko shouts wrapping her arms around your abdomen.Ryoko sets you down and goes behind the TV. She starts plugging and unplugging various things and finally you see the happy pixels on the TV showing a happy colorful image of Mario Kart 64. You look terrified at the controller with three prongs.You grab Ryoko’s hand and look at it over then back to the controller. You feel Ryoko’s arms get goose bumps at your gentle examination of her hand and you feel her shift a little. “Sensei, um. A-are you, is something wrong?” She asks.“How do you hold these controllers? There is no number of hands or fingers which would make sense over this device.” You protest.(1/2)
Before Ryoko can do anything your plant holds up his controller in a way that both confuses and angers you. You let your hand and bones grow over the purple see through controller and get grips on your buttons. Your group plays the game for a while, you not actually doing that well with Ryoko and Sir Fluffy leaves keeping the front. You are not good at vidya.It is getting late so you all pile into Jager’s bed in some giant pile of female stuff. You sleep well, warm in the strange pile and sleep. You press your cheek against Jager’s stomach and enjoy the quiet night. You spend it dreaming you are in an amazing music video full of zombies and you are dressed in tight leather and bring about the end of days.You way up with Ryoko pressed against your back and her hand up your shirt and another on your thigh. You wiggle out of her grip and get dressed for the day. It is morning. You are dressed. What shall we do? Go check the computer Go back into the snuggle pile Go see someone else Other, please specify(2/2)
>>33618625> Go see someone elselets see the knowledge god
>>33618625> Go check the computer>>33618652Pretty sure he said he wants something from us or something. Just asking didn't work last time. Which makes me wonder why we let him live in the first place.
>>33618625> Death drums, take three> Then Azzy, she probably knows about or how to handle magical girls
>>33618754he probably wants panties or a playboy
Ok. Tonight is the hospital spooking. I can't remember exactly how many days it is until talking to Gabe, but it has to be coming up soon.
>>33618806Are we going to being extorting knolwedge from the dirty old scarecrow god by setting up an effective "pay per view" service next to his little offshoot?
>>33618844just get a hula hoop and a bikini and he'll be talking a mile a minute
>>33618887Well, I mean cable TV and VCRs are apparently also a thing.
>>33618625>Go check the computerTechnology go!
>>33618908we just don't the patience to deal network executives
>>33618786Would Azzy enjoy the company of dirty old scarecrow god?
>>33619166what wouldn't Azzy enjoy?
>>33618786>>33618625If you are waiting on a majority consensus, I'll rescind my vote toward this, leaving a clear majority with computers
>>33618625> Go check the computer
You decide to check up on the computer. You feel reality break and snap in a few places and look concerned at the bright sunlight and swear at whatever sun god might be messing with you. You make it inside your room and push the on button on your computer. You try to connect to your regular trolling grounds but find a connection error. You push some buttons but nothing happens.You see a help line listed on the error message and decide to give it a go. You push some random buttons on your land line and drum your fingers against the table, your nails chipping into the wood. Finally someone picks up.“Hello tech support this is Kunal how may I be of assistance?” The man on the other end asks his accent heavy.“H-hello? You are a person.” You note.“Yes ma’am. How may I be of assistance?” He asks.“My internet isn’t working. It isn’t working at all.” You explain.Reality shimmers a little but you ignore it. “Okay ma’am I should be able to help you out.” You hear some click clacking from a keyboard. “Okay, what is your account name?”“Risacat” You answer.“Okay, you seem to have gotten some issues on various websites here. What may I ask were you doing looking up different gods?” He asks.“Do I really have to?” You ask.“Yes Ma’am it will really help us ensure your account won’t get messed up again.” He explains.“Well mostly I keep looking for, you know, gods. To eat. In japan.” You explain.“Okay ma’am, I am seeing your browsing history here. It seems you have not gone looking for Tsukiyomi-no-mikoto on the northern peninsula yet. Would you like me to send that to your account?” He asks.“Wait, what? Uh, yes. Yes I would.” You reply.“The sound of a keyboard and then the man speaks again. “Okay ma’am I have sent the information to your account. Is that all for today?”(1/2)
“No, no thanks for that.” You say confused.“Okay, well I hope you have a nice day, call back if you need any assistance again and thank you for using [COMPANY NAME HERE]” He says as you hang up.You blink and get the information from your account then go outside.“Ah, Risa.” The little scarecrow says sighing. “Good morning. It seems one of the gates to the underworld have opened. I am uncertain who would do such a thing but it is letting the land of the dead leak into the world of the living. Likely something strong there will be trying to get out.” He explains.“Well suddenly I get a lot of information, don’t I?” You ask.Now what? Go back to bed, this is too much to deal with. Go see your snazzy Talk to scarecrow Call Mendel? Other, please specify(2/2)
>>33619570> Go see your snazzymaybe she knows who is popping up to say hiat least introduce her to knowledge god
>>33619570>[x] Talk to scarecrow"Pretty sure it's Tsukiyomi-no-mikoto. Any idea what they do, corndude?">>33619610>“Okay ma’am, I am seeing your browsing history here. It seems you have not gone looking for Tsukiyomi-no-mikoto on the northern peninsula yet. Would you like me to send that to your account?” He asks.>“Wait, what? Uh, yes. Yes I would.” You reply.>“The sound of a keyboard and then the man speaks again. “Okay ma’am I have sent the information to your account. Is that all for today?”I have no idea what just happened, but it almost seems like the universal tech support / take out service just sent us one Jap moon god.
>>33619570> Talk to scarecrowGimme the dealio on this Moon God
>>33619570> Talk to scarecrowAsk him if he knows what kinds of things would even be capable of opening an underworld portal.
>>33619540>Tsukiyomi-no-mikotoOh man. I just looked that guy up and he's almost as petty as we are. He killed the goddess of food because he thought the way she made food was gross even though it looked really good. Wow.
>>33619540>Shadowruns Intensifies>>33619570>[X] Talk to scarecrowAsk him what he means. Is it Hueco? Hell? Some other resting place for lost souls?
>>33619795Hell is all of the 'lower' dimensions of various religions all smashed into one general area. The Japanese underworld would be part of that.Tsukuyomi was imprisoned in the underworld. 99% sure it's this guy that's coming out.And he's a big fucker. One of the main Shinto 7 important gods. Also he's either the cousin or uncle or half-brother of the leech dude we already ate. He came out of leech dude's dad's eye, so I'm not entirely sure on what that makes' them in terms of family name things.
>>33619945Well, time to kill the moon again.
>>33619570> Talk to scarecrow"Northern peninsula, right?"
“Is it tsukikuki mikito?” Tsukiyomi-no-mikoto. “Tsukiyomi-no-mikoto.” You repeat careful. “I really hate the names. I really hate them all.”“The portal is in the south, not the north.” He replies.So there are two minimum. “Who exactly would have the ability to open up the gate to this place? And what is it like anyway?” You wonder.“Many are around with the power for that. Ware, ware, it could be the servants of the one. The gate to Yomi is being torn open by something outside and getting help from the outside. Whoever is trying to get in is likely not up to any good.” The scarecrow says.“Huh.” You say tilting your head.So thus far we have Magical Girls, two gods, demons, and a ton of other things. It looks like you have some choices to make.Well, that’s a thing to deal with.Hollow Quest Redux 96 end.Getting really tired. Going to be open for questions/concerns/comments for a little bit. If the thread is still up when I wake up I will try to resume.
>>33620167When ya think ya might get back up?
>>33620215Very much depends on when I get to sleep. 10ish hours maybe.
first the moonthen its sailorsthen we go back to get our undergrad in demon slayingthen the other godthen slay whatever kind of virginity Ryoko has left (black cherry, ear, whatever's left man)
>>33620167Thanks for running!
>>33620167Goddamnit, we are the worst at multi-tasking.
just something about SoL that makes everything feel slower..
>>33620167>So thus far we have Magical Girls, two gods, demons, and a ton of other things. It looks like you have some choices to make.Ok. Just making sure I have this more or less right.>Magical Girls are... somewhere. The hospital and whatsherface are what we need to check to start that business going and they'll probably still be around for a little bit if we don't pick them as the very next thing.>The two gods are moonman and ???. Moon is to the north and Mysterymeat is to the south. Mysterymeat would probably be somewhat vulnerable immediately after exiting the underworld, so there's time-sensitive ambush potential there. The same could be said for Moon since I'm pretty sure they just got dumped on north place, so they're also a potential ambush thingy.>The college demons have long since bugged the fuck out because they got attacked by some kind of wacky knock-knock jokes angel, so really we're going to have to find new demons. And that's going to be annoying.>There's angels all over the place. They move in packs and Gabe is in the neighborhood.>Hellwyrm... eventually. That thing is probably wicked nasty bad and would kill us dedder than anything.So the order in which we should probably hit these is Moon, then Mysterymeat, then Magical Girls, then Demons. Also, mysterious tech support people reek of Lola.
>>33620424Eh, to me it's more that it was finished off by a bunch of separate threats that we don't have time for. Especially considering we can't handle things one at a time.
>>33620459Yeah, I think that's right.
>>33620459Wait, I think the North is a trap.Didn't anyone pick up that it was all too easy, that the ISP Tech Support being helpful as too convenient? It's Loki, and I'm not using him as a joke.This exact pattern was used by Loki before.
>>33620588Yeah, that adds up I guess.
>>33620588I think it's Lola.
Alternately, the north or south portal is actually part of the college demon plot and we caused them to accelerate.As for our help line, I see a few options: Loki is back to get nommed, Lola is trying again, some upstarts or Mendel want to use us to weaken a big god and ourselves for a twofer, someone we ate has angry family coming, or things may actually be as they seem.
>>33620588This really wasn't any more 'too easy' than the regular computer searching procedure is. We still have to go there and fight the thing, which is what happens every time we go on the computer. We find the location of [thing] and we go kill it. Loki traps are more of free instawin or free powerups for 0 effort, which this isn't. The reality breaky stuff is also a lot less subtle than Loki's was, which we had to roll 90+ to detect and ended up still being more subtle than this.I think that whatever is coming through the south portal is trying to use Moondude as a distraction. They throw tsukiyowhatever at us and they walk out of their own portal unmolested.
>>33620459>>33620483Okay, you don't HAVE to get all the things. Why would you need to get all the things? These are things which are just available.>>33620424I sort of like slice of life stuff but after describing how our body blooms into a gore flower screaming darkness it is hard to get into the rhythm of it
>>33620859>Why would you need to get all the things?Because Risa's probably one of the most [Greedy], [Gluttonous] things that isn't Mephishphphpwhatever or Beelz themselves.
Ok. So it's almost a certainty that eating one of those gods would be enough spxp to finally acquire Zero. What if it has the option of restoring a fatebreaker?
>>33620899>MephishphphpwhateverThat's Envy I thought. Greed is Mammon iirc.
>>33620859I guess we don't have to get all of -those- things, but we're going to need to kill even more than all of the things currently available just to get The End unlocked and that's if we don't take any Copycat options or go for any other powers, so it doesn't hurt to try to scoop up everything.
>>33621103>Squad 0 = 12*5 = 60spxp>Moon Guy = ~20spxp>Mysterymeat = ~20spxp>Magical Girls = ???spxp we'll probably not end up eating them because people just like to say that Risa doesn't mind being evil even though they don't like going through with it. Might get a few spxp if the QBs are dicks.>Demons = 0spxp (going for Masochism)Total = 100spxp minimum. Probably closer to 170 if we kill every single thing we have the chance to kill and don't copycat.
>>33621188We'd probably get about 10 from eating one or two mook demons while going for the main course.
>>33620167>commentsI finally got to Nejimaki Kagyu in my backlog. Now I can't stop picturing Ryoko as Kagyu.
>>33621517I can just imagine Ryoko trying to marathon Doctor Who for her beloved sensei but she can't stand the show.
>>33621517>Short girl who likes her sensei and punches the everloving fuck out of thingsYep. I can see it.
>>33620859why be on Luci's level when we can be above it?
>>33621669Eating all of those wouldn't even get us to Luci-tier. It would get us to, like, Odin-tier. Amon-tier at best.
>>33621704not eating them gets us even less close.the buffet never ends anon, don't fill up on bread
>>33621663>>33621517Kagyu is too pure to be Ryoko, though.
>>33621941>implying Ryoko isn't pu-pfffffffftOk. I coudn't say it with a straight face.
>>33621976Speaking of Ryoko being a slut where did the smutfic writers go?
>>33621941Ryoko is lovable and adorable and best scrub.
>>33621976After hearing Ryoko is aiming for the harem end I am waifuing her
>>33622171I may be going for Ryoko mostly, but Sin-Fin is still the best.
When did our yankee delinquent girl become an otaku?
>>33622251With the Ryoko end we can get both. If only we could get Jager okay with the idea
>>33622360She needs to put on the fucking collar already.
>>33622366We could always collar her. She will thank us after.
>>33622382I'd rather have her ask to put it on.
We should totally take Whitey with us the next time we go out. I mean that's why we claimed her, right? Yet haven't used her talents at any point, what a waste.Also I'm curious as to why anyone would want to break into Yomi. Probably to get something out. Angels are out, same with Mendel. Hellwyrm most likely too, don't see it being excited to break in again after finally getting out. So it's probably those Meph's demons whose summoning plot was foiled and who are now bruteforcing it. I want a rematch.On the other hand, moongod. I guess he won't go anywhere and we can off him after that at our leisure.
>>33622476How strong is Whitey again?
>>33622486Going by her stats, pretty okay? She's supposed to be stronger than Zweitey. But we haven't seen her actually fight at full power.
>>33622503Caede and Whitey for "That Guy" duo
>>33622465What if she says no? I really want to get Jager in the harem circle
>>33622476>We should totally take Whitey with us the next time we go out. I'd rather not. Just taking people for the hell of it has not been working out well and Whitey is not really all that strong.>Also I'm curious as to why anyone would want to break into Yomi.Nobody is breaking in to Yomi. They're forcing open a door so that a god or something can come out. It's probably not the demons.>On the other hand, moongod. I guess he won't go anywhere and we can off him after that at our leisure.Yeah, cause that's totally how it went with Jörmungandr.
>>33622525>Nobody is breaking in to YomiTechnically, they are.>The gate to Yomi is being torn open by something outside and getting help from the outside (inside, probably).And if we go after moongod, the thing that's getting broken out will be at full power. Now we can jump the fucker. I'm not up to date with summoning, but during it the guy being summoned should be the at his weakest.
>>33622554The same thing could be said for moongod. He just got summoned and letting him stew is just going to give him time to get back to full power or at least get his bearings. And he's not a pushover either.
>>33622569We don't know for certain that moonguy got summoned and is now depowered. I'm still a bit iffy on that offer. Someone went through a lot of trouble to get us that info what with rearranging reality and all. If it's Lola, okay. If it isn't. fuck.
>>33622609Ok. Let's assume that it is a sketchy trap set up by someone that can fuck with fate.You know what that means? We show up and if we survive, we have a new target to go kill for regaining FBs.
>>33622731It's either Loki or Mendel
>>33622772I highly doubt it. Mendel's tech didn't even recognize fatebreakers and if Loki broke out of jail in less than a week, that's bullshit. Also this was way less refined than what Loki's done in the past.
>>33622772what if its someone new?or RoboThatcher?
Might as well bump this, in hopes of coming to a future consensus on what to target first.
If only we could split our resources into scout teams.
>>33622803Whoever it is, they are Loki.In disguise.
>>33624543It could also be the guy behind the Yomi gate. Say he knows us and knows of our tendency to show up at the most inappropriate times. So we get thrown a hint right when the summoning thing goes off. The timing is suspiciously good.
>>33624594We HAVE had our ear to the ground since forever.That said, I think it's more someone trying to throw Risa at something she can't beat. THAT would be a Loki thing to do; cut off her internet then tap into the phone line.Actually...shit, this is Loki thinking we can't beat Tsukiyomi.Anyways, yeah. I suggest we try and make a bro out of this guy. He can't have been happy where he was, and since we intend to eat damn near everyone we come across....Think maybe we can bring Snazzy along? She's probably pretty good at coercion.
>>33620588>>33620712I don't think anyone is left here and I just read up, but you guys do realize that as far as we know Lola doesn't have reality warping powers, and there was clearly reality warping.>>33619540>You decide to check up on the computer. You feel reality break and snap in a few places and look concerned at the bright sunlight and swear at whatever sun god might be messing with you.and later>“My internet isn’t working. It isn’t working at all.” You explain.Reality shimmers a little but you ignore it. “Okay ma’am I should be able to help you out.” You hear some click clacking from a keyboardThe signs all point to someone or something that knows how to manipulate Risas crazy and can alter reality. So who would want Tsukiyomi-no-mikoto dead?
>>33622024Finals week at my Uni. Can't be helped.
>>33624790>I want to go befriend him!plsno
>>33625686Come on, he sounds like a really cool guy! Besides, he'll help us eat the other 6 major Shinto deities!
Just a thought, but has anyone considered sending out multiple teams to deal with the various problems? We've probably got enough to do it, what with our informal party size restrictions.
>>33625749They'll get murdered for one. For two, those are less "problems" and more "meal tickets".
>>33625617There was the whole tower incident where she fucked with everything around, amped up a demon, cut a city off from reality, and made a tower that defied physics.
>>33625728Anon, it's not cute to pretend to be a jackass.
>>33625792Eh, depends on who we send. We have a decent stable of capable dudes now.
>>33625856But the goal is for us to eat them. We need the strength.Admittedly, I would like them stronger too, but they are too far behind Lucifer's curve to take priority.
>>33625947different anon hereThe thing about the bigger kills in this setting is that they seem to turn into crystals that don't evaporate if left out for a while.I don't like the idea of sending allies after things on their own, but if they did manage to kill whatever we send em after, then we could still probably eat it.
>>33625947They could probably drag the corpse back for us y'know. Also, Calling it now, Kouta's girlfriend is one of the magical girls.
Also, we should keep Caede in mind for the collar. It would give a rather strong ally a significant boost, or allow her to be given strength by Azzy to become greater nobility of Hell.
Now that we're done with that, I still say we go after the portal in the south purely because there's a higher chance to jump the guy behind it.As for the moongod, 3 possible outcomes.1. it's a trap for Risa, so it will still be there after finishing off the south;2. it's Lola, she's likely strong enough to keep the moongod safe until we get there after south;3. it's a legit tip and we could lose him by going to the south.Since there's a very small chance of it being 3, I say it's worth the risk.
>>33625977Well, it would have the advantage of reducing the grind. Plus, they could probably handle it.I mean, Our minions currently consist of: Sin Fin, Best Scrub, werewolf, Jagerbombs, THE GREAT ME, HellKnight, Twincies, A pair of captains that we allways forget about, and one heartbroken Nofungami. Most of them are at least marginally useful in a fight.
>>33625977Depends what it is. Some stay, some evaporate, some could regenerate.Another issue: only our inner circle of Sin Fin, Jager, and Ryoko are loyal enough to definitely bring it back. Others might see it as a chance to break free from us.Oh! What if the guy suggesting Tsuki is the one who fucked with the shiningami souls? Unrelated, we could try and work on stats with occasional spars, in this case to try and see how strong Monster is for example.
>>33625997Caede's not getting it unless Jager decides she absolutely hates the thing with a passion.And I kinda like the idea of putting it on Hiroshi. He's probably the second most stick-up-ass person besides Jager.Caede would be a good choice too, though.I wonder what Azzy would say about collaring Caede, tho.
>>33626063>Depends what it is. Some stay, some evaporate, some could regenerateWhat about demons? It would be pretty easy to convince everyone not to eat demons since we can explain to them that only we can handle the power ingestion. Everyone else's injection system will get fucked up.
>>33626104Considering she told us that it would grant her a second domain, I think she'd be okay with it. But really, what is she not okay with except the pain in her leg?
>>33626063>HollowsStay for a bit and then evaporate>ShinigamiSame as hollows>pagan godsTurn into rocks>AngelsTurn into Grace. Unknown if persists in environment or if evaporates. Containment without consumption possible, but procedures unknown to us.>DemonsEvaporates, though their corpses seem to persist slightly longer than Hollows>Norse god / frost giant-ish thingsCorpse stays around for quite a while. The fact that it took so long to process Fenrir makes me think he wouldn't have evaporated any time soon.>Old OneTurn into rocks. Some regen, some don't. Squad 0 was closer to Old One than anything else and their rocks didn't regen.
>>33626144Other Hollow systems would. Caede could eat it easily. Shinigami probably have no way to ingest them. Sin Fin might be able to handle them though...
>>33626148Azzy didn't tell us that, Azure did during the meta.
>>33626171Grace evaporates the fastest.
>>33626063>Another issue: only our inner circle of Sin Fin, Jager, and Ryoko are loyal enough to definitely bring it back. Others might see it as a chance to break free from us.Plant's pretty loyal too. Still, all we've gotta do is send Ryoko as part of a team that's going after a god and tell her that we're counting on her to bring back our meal. You don't think that she'll let sensei down, do you?
>>33626171>Squad 0 was closer to Old One than anything else and their rocks didn't regen.Monster said they have killed a member of Squad Zero in the past. So there was either even more of them at some point or they do regenerate and the rocks only need time/assistance.
>>33626372Or they ate it instead of wandering around the SS deathtrap to scrape other crystals off the walls.
>>33626425I don't think they can eat them. Crystallized blood is one thing, godrocks are another. Unaugmented shinigami can eat the former, but for Risa to eat the latter God had to diddle her soul parts.
>>33626273Just saying, there are more variables here that may work against us than cared for, and this is all disregarding other aspects like us being the strongest and complete lack of knowledge meaning we may lose our favorites.
>>33626453There's the possibility that it worked there because SK modded Squad 0 to be compatible with OO boosts, so their crystals have a pretty good chance of being at least somewhat compatible with shinigami.
>>33619570...did the Hindus just send us to do a driveby on a competitor?
Just wanted to suggest that if it really is a hell gate in the south the angels would jump on it real quick. I would say we go there to stop an invasion but it would more likely become a team effort with the angels. I'm still undecided myself, but lending towards going south.
>>33627675It's quite possible. There's bound to be at least a few other pantheons who are biding their time and are just manipulating things behind the scenes while they do so.
>>33627730When are the greeks gonna show up?I don't know about you, but I wanna nom on Dionysus. God of Madness oughta give us some DAMN fine bonuses.
>>33627838A good number of them, If not all, are probably gone. There are lots of groups out there hunting down gods, and the Greeks seems like they would all die together in a cinematic battle directed by Liebsman.
>>33627908Wouldn't we have heard about it?Additionally, there's always Kronos. Eating HIM would be hella fun~
>>33627921if only we could dump the whole of tartarus into our gaping maw
>>33627988>>33627921>>33627908Well there's the universal destabilization roll or whatever it's called again. It hasn't come up in a while has it?
>>33627988>Hyperion for our electricity element>Kronos because fatebreakers>Jager gets Atlas because his abs are the only ones that come close to matching hers, and that level of ab ad-on can only be good>Sin-Fin can have Nix>Tartarus itself, since it's an abomination like usWhile we're there, we might even be able to hook up Snazzy with Cupid. Also, Cupid is an evil motherfucker, don't question that.
>>33628057>Mixing Kronos and ChronosFail.
>>33628105They're the same Deity. Kronos is the more greek spelling of the name, but Chronos and Cronus are also acceptable. They all refer to the same Titan
>>33628156Nope. Cronus, Cronos and Kronos are all different spellings of the same deity. Chronos, the father of time, is different from Zeus's dad.
>>33628200The titans had their domains just like the gods did, stupid. Kronos, Chronos, whatever you want to call him, is the Titan of time, husband to his sister Rhea, and by them they begot the various initial gods of Olympus.Your confusion might arise from the fact that Saturn in Roman mythology is the Roman God of Time. Saturn is the Greek God Cronus' counterpart. However, in the Greek Pantheon, it is Kronos/Chronos who is the God of Time, not Saturn.
>>33628297Nope. Chronos is an entirely separate god. Kronos had the domain of "King of The Gods" but was not, and had never been Kronos.
>>33628325It's you versus every source I can find.
>>33628105>>33628156>>33628200>>33628297>>33628325You're both nerds, we'll eat them all.
>>33628347I can agree to this plan.
>>33628339>>33628297What sources are you talking about then? Because even a quick glance on Wikipedia proves you wrong and >>33628325 right. Though Chronos is apparently frequently confused for Kronos.
You are Risa Schrodinger, and you avoid making commentary about when I say this because last time you did I made you forget Belgium. You just got a lot of help from some tech support guy about a god and you have no frame of reference for if that’s weird or not so it just sort of happened. They have a frame of reference, but you don’t. Anyway, you also learned about a potential breach into Yomi which is causing funky things to happen in the south. Someone is breaking into the soul clink. The ghost joint. Lockup. Nick.You stop thinking of different nicknames for a ghost prison and wonder who could break into the place. Also you think about that tsumumblecough and the tasty things they might have. From within the shrine you hear people waking up and getting ready to face the day. Of course you also have a lot on your plate as is and again you are not behind a curve of any sort. Also tonight you promised Kouta you would be spooky so he can sleep with his girlfriend or something, I honestly wasn’t paying attention.“When do you ever?” You ask.“When do I ever what?” The tiny scarecrow asks.“Not you, monologue. Anyway I guess we should do something.” You sigh. Go see Snazzy Ruffle Jager’s hair Make plans about where to go Other, please specify
So have we reached something of a consensus on north versus south? Or is it "fuck it, roll a dice scaredy cat"
>>33628363> Make plans about where to goI'm still in favor of forming two groups to handle two separate problems.
>>33628363>Go see SnazzyI want her opinion on whether we can talk Tsukiyomi into helping us eat the other Shinto main deities.
>>33628363> Make plans about where to goI want more fighting. This time with a victory at the end.
>>33628363> Ruffle Jager’s hair> Make plans about where to goPersonally, I hope we head South. North reeks of trap.
>>33628325>>33628200Yeah na, your wrong.Course all this talk of the Titans has me wondering as they weren't actually gods were they? More like embodiments of what exists without needing faith than beings powered by faith. Wonder what their roll in this universe is.Could be that they are powered by belief but a very primitive version, like the first act of understanding the universe created them or some such. Wait, would that make them science gods? Powered by physics?
>>33628476Do you want references?
>>33628476You mean...when we were bending time and space and the laws governing them over a table and making it do what we want...ohgod those poor titans must fucking hate us
>>33628496I've read enough mythology to know that's wrong, but carry on anyways.
>>33628363> Make plans about where to gokill moon man
>>33628363> Ruffle Jager’s hair> Make plans about where to go
>>33628526Okay:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chronoshttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cronushttp://www.waggish.org/2013/father-time-chronos-and-kronos/And, surprisingly enough, Yahoo anwsers actually has the most coherent explanation, which references. Did not expect that:https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100211082428AAX0ha6TDLR: Chronos and Kronos/Cronos/Cronus are different dieties that have been confused and conflated for literally thousands of years. Also, Greek Mythos is a self contradictory mess.
>>33628363>planGo south to the hellgate. The angels are sure to fight, meaning the fight might not be so hard. It's also time sensitive, where as the other options are only possibly time sensitive. Not happy making a move on the god up north without third release as well.
>>33628365Doesn't look like it, just came up with some ideas and suggestions. And then shot most of them down and talked about the Greeks.
>>33628632The angels might classify that as 'human matter' and do jack shit, depending on who is summoning what.
>>33628613These references seem to ignore Chaos roll in the creation of the world, implying it was first Chronos, in fact it makes no mention of Chaos at all. Does this make Chaos and those first spawned from it post-socratic mythology?
Rolled 1>>33628745Sasuga HQR.
>>33628363>[X] Make plans about where to goWe should head south, Scarecrow dude is more trustworthy than Tech support. Though the trip should happen tomorrow as we don't want to let our scrub down.
>>33628363>[X] Make plans about where to goWherever those magical girls are.
>>33628363I would say plan to head south, because I still think it may be because of the demons from college. Then drop by quickly to scare people and make everything ticklish, then we eat another moon.
>>33628833I think So? Again, Greek Mythos is somewhat self contradictory, as expected from something that evolved over thousands of years. Ask a Christian for a coherent explanation of the trinity for example.
>>33628950Alright, I can see where your coming from.This requires further study.
Of course, all the talk of the Greek pantheon requires that Christianity God didn't kill and eat them for more oomph in the angels
>>33628950>>33629055It only matters for the one making the gravestones.
“Make plans where to go.” You say. Okay, what are you thinking? You start to sweat a little and glance around. “Make plans where to go!” You say again. That doesn’t actually provide any context for what your plans are going to b- “Make plans where to go!” You shout. Stop saying that!“Fine.” You say sighing. “We could split up.” You point out. You are assuming that no one will get got from the event. Not only that but you are kind of a control freak and you don’t totally know just how long all the stuff will last without getting eaten. Unless, of course, you want the other to eat it which is sort of, you know.You walk back into the shrine and tap your finger against your chin. You wander into Jager’s room and you see most evidence of last night’s debauchery has been cleaned up by your now waking companions. You wander over to Jager and begin ruffling her hair as you think. Your muscular wolf glances around as you feel the almost silky smooth soft hair slip through your fingers. You nod as you continue ruffling.“Risa what are you doing to my head?” Jager asks.“I am mussing up your hair. Maybe your brain with it too, I don’t rightly know how hair ruffling works in these sorts of situations or how lewd it is.” You say remembering one of your comics goes almost pornographic with their hair ruffling.“Any particular reason why you are messing with my hair?” Jager asks as you lightly trace your fingers over her scalp.“Probably because it is the perfect length for ruffling. Also it is soft, smooth, warm, and smells nice.” You reply.You feel Jager shift a little. “Well thanks. That doesn’t explain why you are messing with it though.”“It is to help me think and make my decisions about where to go.” You say moving your fingers slowly and feeling the black softness slip around your fingers messily. “Is it uncomfortable?” You wonder.(1/2)
“A little ticklish I suppose.” Jager answers.You continue gently toying with her hair and feel a strange shiver run up your spine as if you were being tickled lightly to the point of goosebumps or something. You see Ryoko glance at you and you wonder if you are making a funny face. Finally you nod and let Jager go. “Then I must go south. To the forgotten deserts of… someplace.” There are no deserts in Japan.“Going south? Why Sensei?” Ryoko asks.“Well, you know. Grown up stuff.” You reply carefully.So you are going to the south; maybe into an off branch of hell. Will you go alone? With company? Naked? Now? Later? So much to do so little time. Wait until tomorrow Go now Other, please specify(2/2)
>>33629144> Wait until tomorrowWe have to scare Kouta's girlfriend, who most certainly isn't a magical girl.
>>33629144> Wait until tomorrowfirst wingman for Kouta, then we kill the moon man
>>33629144> Go nowThe ritual is sort of underway...Take only the plant.
>>33629055>>33628950Wait, did an argument on 4chan end in decency and agreement rather than shitflinging?
>>33629144Now is better in this case, and we have a day to kill anyway. If we pop up, beans Pam everything to bits and eat, then go back we can be done fast, too.
>>33629144>Wait until tomorrow>Go naked>Hey, bring some stuff from Azzy's lusty care package with us when we help out Kouta tonight. Maybe it'll help set his post spooky mood.
>>33629144> Go nowI guess Plant Do we need to bring others?
>>33629249God dammit spellcheck, beamspam.
>>33629144>>[x] Wait until tomorrowWe must be their for him in this, the SUMMER OF HIS MANHOODENING!>>33629200/tg/ ladies and gentlemen, why go anywhere else?
>>33629301You know who probably gives great advice on manhood, FUEGO!
>>33629272>>33629169>>33629168Just a reminder, we are talking about going to see what is currently punching into our world, and it may not be there tomorrow.
You guys want to pop over to the south and politely ask them to wait because we have to do a party trick for some kid?
>>33629144> Go nowTake Fuego, Caede and Engelbert.
>>33629322Sure, why not?>>33629321Noted and ignored
>>33629144> Go now
>>33629144> Wait until tomorrow
>>33629144> Go nowHenrietta, Ryoko, Caede
>>33629307Fffffff, we need Fuego to tell Kouta how to treat a lady right for the big night.
>>33629144> Wait until tomorrowIt's just a single day
Okay, what the fuck is this retardation. Azure do a final destination.
>>33629144>> Go now
If we do go now, leave the plant. we gave our word to kouta
>>33629144>> Wait until tomorrow
Okay, please type the number, and just the number, of the one you want. No linking, no green texting, no explaining, no punctuation.1 Go now2 Wait until tomorrowWill tally in 5 minutes
>>33629385Then as she reaches peak heat and flow like magma turned lava as the earth's womb exposes itself upon the air, UNLEASH YOUR SHINING RADIANCE THAT BLINDS ALL BUT IS NOT AS BRIGHT NOR AS SEARING HOT AS MY OWN AND GRANT UNTO HER PLEASURE LIKELY INFERIOR TO MY OWN SKILL
>>33629344New idea! Have 42 follow Kouta and scare the pants off his girl while we go godslaying.
>>33629473Not like it matters, but you know that vote doesn't count, right?
>>33629493oh dangit, my bad
seems we have to delegate Operation Wingman to some other hollow.any suggestions for substitutions?
>>33629596Lupinor. She always gets the shit jobs.
>>33629596Shouldn't we have time to go fight the portal thing and then come back? It's morning now and OpWingman wasn't until tonight.
>>33629596Literally anyone, they're all invisible to ordinary mortals. Ask Lupinor to find some among her scrubs, that's what they're for.
>>33629596Never say never
>>33629613Unless we have an investigation portion.
>>33629596The plant already agreed to help with it and they have cloaking. I trust them to do a good job of be spooky.
>>33629628Will there be? There's a big door that dudes are trying to brute force open and we're gonna go there and bash their heads in after they get all tired from working the door.
>>33629647What if the door is hidden?
>>33629144>Go nowA good majority of our missions don't last a full day, and these guys seem to be going full throttle. It will just be a matter of getting there and making our move.
>>33629658Then there's a hidden door that's having so much power thrown at it that minicorn can feel it from here?
“May as well go now then. Just pop down there, have a row, then back in time for tea.” You say. Why on earth do you think it will be that fast? “Because it will be? I mean, we have all day.” Ha ha ha, you’re adorable.You wonder about the implications of that message. You think over who you can take and decide to bring No one, go solo Some people (Who?)
>>33629658From Risa's sense of smell? I'd be impressed.>>33629726The plant.
>>33629726> Some people (Who?)Ryoko, Caede, Sin Fin
>>33629726>Go SoloLeave a note for Jager and others.
>>33629726>[x] No one, go soloAnd maybe tell Kouta that things came up and we miiiiight miss the thing tonight but the plant is totally down to help I think and we trust them to be spookdorable.
>>33629596Hopefully we will make it back in time. It's a full day after all.
>>33629726Monster, Ryoko, Caede, Sin Fin, Shiba
>>33629736>>33629779And forget these, I'm reading on my phone so I was slightly behind.Do think we should go with plant though. She and us are strong and the best at hiding.
>>33629726>[x] No one, go solo
>>33629726Screw it. We never have alone time anymore.> No one, go soloWe can be the walking atrocity we were always meant to be.
>>33629898I want to go alone but azure is being ominous.
>>33629726> No one, go solo
Looks like most want to go solo
>>33629726I will support plantbro or going solo.
>>33629726> No one, go soloTell Plant that if we don't make it back in time, scare the shit out of Kouta for us.
I really want to bring Cassandra, but any allies might hold back our speed.
>>33630017If they get in a box or behind a wall they have infinite speed.
>>33630048Well then I have no regrets for voting for her after all.
>>33630135We should always have a large box in our inventory to put Bartimaeus in when we want him to insta-travel. We's can decorate the box with rainbows and flowers and name it something suitably cute.
>>33629726>Why on earth do you think it will be that fast?I thought the college thing was going to be a multiple days long adventure, but then it wasn't.
>>33630167>We'sThat's probably the dumbest thing I've written in a long while.
>>33630167I wonder if we could do it with an illusion of a box?
>inb4 Risa takes a trip into Yomi to see what's cooking on the other side
>>33630212maybe we'll make friendshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZAY-78zhmw
I got a bad feeling...
>>33630720In Fatebreaker's we trust.Of course it will go to shit, that's basically guaranteed.
“Right then, guess I have some preparations to make.” You say.“For what?” Jager asks.“Oh, just heard about something going on to the south. Honestly it’s probably nothing, just going to pop down there and have a look. You know, make sure nothing terrifying is going on then I should be back in time for tea. By the way Heimlich, I may be a bit late tonight so if I’m not back in time make sure you are extra spooky for Kouta and his mates. Don’t want to cock block the little bastard.” You explain.You put on your fighting trousers, which are identical to your regular trousers really, and get directions from the scarecrow. You leave a note in Kouta’s place for him to find when he wakes up and take a little time to carefully draw funny pictures in his porn magazines before leaving them neatly stacked on his desk. You then set off to the southern prefectures with a bounce in your step and a song in your heart. As you go further south you notice a strange fog seems to fill the countryside. You sniff it and note it smells like rot and ambient soul energy which fills you with a sense of curiosity. You land on a mountainside and put your finger to your chin.“The door must be hidden. With secret hidden magical stuff. Maybe with a thick cord of rope and a puzzle given to me by a wise old hermit which teaches me the value of friendship.” You say looking around.I suppose that’s possible or we could follow the mist to its source. My money is on that loud machine sound coming from that large clearing of trees which seem to have been cut down to make a base of operations by the mountain. Or we could find some hermit. No pressure. “No, the moment’s gone.” You grumble upping your cloaking and sonidoing to see what the bright orange flashes are.(1/3)
>>33630728We haven't even met anyone and things are still going south.
You arrive at the base camp and carefully step between tables, chairs, and little people to get a look at what’s going on. Several workers are standing around a large device on tank treads with wires going out of it linking to several generators. You step closer and see it has some sort of focusing array on the front which is pointed at some weird gate shrine looking thing on the side of the mountain. You lick the wall a little and taste the barrier cracked in several places which makes your tails twitch.You look back at the device and see a few of the scientists have come out with weird hand held devices which are blinking. They say something to the workers making them nod and glance around. You see one of the workers go over to the machine and- hold on that bloke is taking his shirt off. You stop and tilt your head as he ends up in a wife beater and jeans which really accentuate the bum. You shake your head as the man goes back to work and continue to inspect- “Another one.”You see the fit blue colorish looking man wipe the sweat off his brow and assume a relaxed pose in the wind. You tilt your head as he shifts his weight and draws attention to his bum. You nod in approval for a moment then go back to- “Scientist bird.”You see a scientist woman who has pulled her blouse down a bit and seems to be walking around with a cicada on the back of her jacket. You chew on your lower lip at the perverse sight and- hold on. Is it just me or is everyone here really attractive? “Are they? I thought our sense of beauty was rather skewed.” You say.It is, which makes this all the more strange. Like someone specifically chose a staggering number of people to wear outfits and act in a way which would be “Hold on. Tangerine.” You interrupt.(2/3)
One of the women who was working on the device squeezes a tangerine in a juicer slowly. She holds your attention with the raw violence inflicted on the pulpy flesh. You get close and see the juice squirt on her shirt but that just makes her attack the fruit with more violent gusto which- No, hold on. This is a distraction. “It’s a very good distraction.” You noteBefore you can go check out the tent the device switched on and a pulsing laser of both science and technology fires at the gate. It drills and tears into the wall between worlds and between the gaps you smell a god, rotting and long since driven mad trapped within the world of the dead. You narrow your eyes and look closer at the machine careful not to touch it. You try to figure out what made it but you keep getting distracted by the various shiny things which are around. This is very odd. Try and check out the command tent Examine the device Capture someone to interrogate Other, please specify(3/3)
>>33630791> Try and check out the command tent
>>33630791> Try and check out the command tentJust to get an idea on who to shoot first.
>>33630791>Try and check out the command tent
>>33630791Grow as big as we can and try to eat the machine as we will get nothing from anyone here. And because I wonder if Mendel's machines give spxp.
>>33630791> Try and check out the command tentWe might want to try the Gargantia shuffle.
>>33630791This is massively unsettling. Maybe these are the people who sent Moongod to the north place? Some kind of hip new weird 'throw dudes at Risa' faction?
Sooo...rotting, mad god trapped in Yomi. That you, Izanami?
>>33630791Should we imitate them?
>>33630880don't take the burned vagina powerjust take the SPXP
>>33630861Or we could maybe eat whatever is making that god smell?
>>33630911It's not out of Yomi yet. They just cracked the door and the smell is coming through
>>33630925>>33630925Then maybe we should wait for it to get out?
>>33630791We are being distracted from the machine by shiny things.That rather implies we should look closer at th- ooh look at the shiny shiny!>Examine the shiny shiny>Taste the shiny things>Consume the shiny everything
>>33630791>COMMAND TENT, I COMMAND YOU TO REVEAL TO ME YOUR SECRETS
>>33630867>We might want to try the Gargantia shuffle.I don't think we can do that on account of Garganta not being stealthy.
>>33630880Sounds like it. I was nosing through wikipedia to get a feel for the shinto gods after someone mentioned tsukiyomi last night, and Izanami seems to fit the bill.Who is/was the rape god? I couldn't work it out.
Smells like loki to meblow it all up
>>33630989>Who is/was the rape god? I couldn't work it out.Hiruko/Ebisuhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hiruko
>>33630949While I'm all for it, I'd like to first off everyone else here. No distractions. If this is the big bitch and we can solo her, hoooolyyyy shiiiit. Moonman will be a mere appetizer.
>>33630984>I don't think we can do that on account of Garganta not being stealthy.Nah, we can pull it off. They'll just have a positive location of us. Which won't matter because our companions won't be stealthy anyway.
>>33631020Or we could wait patiently with our ungodly stealth and wait for both sides to wear each other out.
>>33630989As a lifelong student of myth and legend, I think I can answer this.All of them.All of them were the rape gods.It's a disturbingly common trend.
>>33630791Muse outloud about how releasing an insane god from prison is clearly the act of a nefarious villian. If only there were some motorcycle riding hero who could assist us?
>>33631083Goddamn it we have to be a woMAN now and take one of these cunts down by ourselves.
>>33631077Who says they want to fight?
>>33631119Oh maybe you are right. Maybe all those Japanese gods wanted to be turned into brain dead machines and/or get experimented on.
>>33630911Well, I mean, we eat that too. But it is an interesting question as they use gods for power sources, isn't it?
>>33631147Or maybe these fags are just insane and want to let loose a mad god to step on the toes of every other faction.
>>33631171We can always eat it afterwards I guess.
in my mind, Sin Fin is still wearing the frog hat
>>33631212I like your mind. Can I fuck it?
>>33631266I don't recommend it, you don't know where's it been.
>Gate opens>We get splashed with more hellfire>Have to run away again
>>33631301Probably in the gutter
>>33631344Good news, I don't think there's hellfire in Yomi. It's a dark, dreary, disgusting place. Probably has some auto-rot aura or some shit instead.
>>33631344>Gate opens>Get splashed with garbage go-juice>Be stinky for weeks following encounter
>>33631377>Once one has eaten at the hearth of Yomi it is impossible to return to the land of the living.If we do go into Yomi ourselves we might want to avoid eating anything while inside.
>>33631396We could just blow ourselves up. That would get rid of the stink right?
>>33631439Uhh... did we eat any of it?
>>33631445She's not the food of the underworld.
>>33631445She might do, which is why I'm mentioning it. Of course, if she comes out the gate, then nomming is fair game.
>>33631427What if this is a Mendel plot to get us to eat Yomi food and be locked there forever?
You decide to check out the command tent to see who you have to shoot. You leave the very interesting tangerine and sneak over to the tent where you suspect they are getting commands from. As soon as you step in you hear several beeping handheld devices go off and you tilt your head. The people inside the tent are still carefully going about their business and you are somewhat annoyed by that. You decide to test a theory and step out of the tent then back in and the devices beep again. Well, this is distasteful.You wander through the tent sniffing the air but finding nothing other than regular humans. You- oh wait they are saying Izanami? You got to get me the hook up. “Monologue.” You whisper being super stealthy. “There is a rotting goddess of evil and wickedness in there and you want me to get you the hook up?” You ask.Yes. Yes I do. You keep that in mind as you continue prowling around the command center. You think you see a box full of interesting stuff but before you can investigate further you feel something vibrate in your trousers and make happy phone noises. Everyone turns to where you are and you quickly exit the tent. You pull out the large cellphone and push the on button to answer it. “Mendel.” You greet.“Is there any particular reason you are wandering around that camp?” Mendel asks.“You’re not my mum. I can wander wherever I like.” You reply.“It’s fairly rude isn’t it? Those fairly attractive people just want to work and get an honest pay for an honest day’s work. Of course there is the very real chance they could get killed by the various evil things trapped in Yomi but we don’t need to tell them that do we?” Mendel asks. Hang up on Mendel Ask something Other, please specify
>>33631485> Ask somethingIf I eat Izanami, think I'll get stuck in Yomi?
>>33631473Thats a silly plot. We could always just go to Hueco since its a land of the dead and then go back to earth. Or just say fuck it and laser a hole in reality until we get loose.
>>33631485> Ask something"Mind if I headhunt them? You don't seem to need them long term."
>>33631485>[x] Ask somethingOk. Indian tech support guy. Was that you or was that someone else?
>>33631485> Hang up on MendelThis is always the correct answer.
>>33631485"I could eat them first and save them the trouble."> Hang up on Mendel
>>33631537Kinda want to do that. We've kept the Hollow Plan on hold for too long anyway.
>>33631485Start walking in and out of the tent over and over to drive them insane with the beeping.
>>33631537I don't think they'll survive what's coming.
>>33631537I'd rather not. They're Mendel's people. I don't trust Mendel people to much around with our stuff.
>>33631629Hey, they survive they'll prove themselves useful. Unless you want to keep relying on the chick who worked under Loki for years.
>>33631485>[x] Ask something"If I were to eat a couple of them in a most public way, how mad would you be?"
>>33631485> Ask somethinghow do you set this thing on vibrate? is that a thing yet?
>>33631537Sure>>33631650Who do you want then?
>>33631658She wouldn't. Mendel is a heartless bitch and she's already thrown everyone here into the metaphorical grinder.
>>33631485>Mendel, are they bait? Provocative attractive bait? For Izanami? I'm still mad at you by the way...also, did we know each other in Uni? I barely remember anything from my life about myself you see...and you've been carrying on just too darn familiarly with me.
>>33631678Someone who isn't a Mendel person.
>>33631715Who? I don't particularly trust these people, but we don't have a lot of options
>>33631683True, but she might have plans that involve everyone keeping their heads down for a while longer. And us doing that would fuck with her plan.
>>33631751Not taking one of these people is a far better option. Just because you're hungry doesn't mean you have to eat the poison berries.
>>33631782But when you've been starving for weeks you take some berries that might be poisonous.
“Say if I were to eat Izanami would I be able to return?” You ask.“Of course you could.” Mendel says.You are quiet for a moment then narrow your eyes. “I don’t believe you.”“Then why bother asking?” Mendel says calmly.“So about these sorts. Can I head hunt them? I sort of need science people.” You say.“I very much doubt they would willingly work for you. Also I very much doubt you can beat what my company offers them.” Mendel replies.“Well then I suppose I will just eat them.” You say.“If you do manage that without them activating their own kill switches or poisoning you with the various modifications I may or may not have put in them then no one will be there to open up the gate to Yomi. Which means you won’t be able to try and take the tasty things inside.” Mendel says.You are quiet for a bit as the various workers go about their day. “Why did you make them all attractive anyway?” You ask.“I thought it would delay you long enough for us to register you as there and for word of you being there to reach my ear.” Mendel explains.“So was that Indian tech support guy also you?” You ask.“I very much doubt you would believe I had nothing to do with your Indian tech support fellow no matter what I answer.” Mendel replies.Ask her if she has any snacks, we could go for some fishes.Okay, as someone pointed out we are nearly off the board so I think we will call it here. Questions, concerns, comments, etc
>>33631811Mild hunger pangs are not starvation.
>>33631782unless you want to go on an outstanding tripWAIT! I've got it!>>33631686We not only knew Mendel in college, she was our Academic Rival. She was the stuffy girl while we were the party girl, and we came to resent each other until we pried her out of her prudish ways and got her to go drinking with us.IT ENDED WITH WEREWOLVES, SHORTLY AFTER WE OFFED OURSELVES AFTER ESCALATING OUR BEHAVIOR AND SHE HASN'T FORGIVEN US!!!!
>>33631812Do you actually have any science guys for us to recruit? Or are is plan mod soul funnel basically never going to happen
>>33631812How good are our odds at surviving what is to come in the next thread?
>>33631812I see what you're doing. You're ending the thread before we have a chance to blow all our FBs on WB and Hate Engines so that we don't get extra free damage in the fight.I'd probably do the same thing in your situation/
>>33631862I do, it is still plodding along.>>33631866Well it isn't impossible>>33631894Ha ha ha
>>33631862In order of difficulty.>Ask Sin-Fin if she has a memory clone thing of Bastidores>Fob Watch into Bastidores or shinigami science man>Go out and actively search for someone with potential who hasn't already been claimed by another faction>Kill Beelz and take Lilith when we reclaim HueCo>Attempt to git gud at the science ourselves kek. Not happening. Probably
>>33631957>Fob Watch into Bastidores or shinigami science manYou need to reread that ability.
>>33631812Do capris have a place in Risa's wardrobe?Were Risa n' Mendel a thing before Risa's suicide?Just how great a level of depravity did she reach when still alive?What would happen if we tried to find the ghost of Tesla?Did Tesla make an electric shadow of himself before his death, allowing him to persist in existence as not a ghost but kind of a ghost to pursue his boundless imagination and vision of a universe with limitless energy?Will Mendel ever give us the tapes?If the earth IS fucked and we end as a new god and start the whole shebang over, will MTV have ever really mattered?Can Fuego thrust his crotch so hard that even he cannot look directly at it?Do other planets have gods and life?Is the Abrahamic god the god of the whole universe or just this mud ball?What happens if we go cosmic?Is it possible to become a living, dead, unliving, undead black hole?If we ate Lord Ganesh, would he go to our hips?If we ate Bast, would we be the new Boss Cat of Boss Cats?Is Lola still mad?If we ate Lola, would she make our tails fluffier?
>>33631984>Fob watch: Combined skill of using madness, cloaking, and shapechange you can "become" some one else. Your madness allows you to fully believe you are that person, however certain triggers can be used to set you off and let you remember who you are. Your inner voice is still a dick though.It wouldn't give us his crafter ability, but it would be better than Risa trying to learn how to science un-fobbed.
>>33631995>Will Mendel ever give us the tapes?lupinor got us the tapes though.
>>33631995>Is the Abrahamic god the god of the whole universe or just this mud ball?iirc it was the whole universe, but the universe is just a lone marble in a big bag of more marbles with Old Ones wandering around shaking up the bag and occasionally poking marbles.
>>33631995Everything looks good on a shapeshifterHa ha ha, I wonderFrom what has been revealed fairly depraved.Tesla is with Bruce Lee just rocking it.You assume he really died and didn't just transfer his soul to a new body.The Doctor Who tapes? She will keep them for insuranceDoes it even matter now?Yes, then he looks at it anyway.Yes to life, sort of on the gods.The entity you recognize as it is, yes.Depends on what the players want.Black holes are super scaryThighsNope, boss cat would still beat you upProbablyHer ability isn't quite that.
>>33632147>Yes to life, sort of on the gods.Huh. That's neat.
>>33632147Is Elvis an Old One?
>>33632221No, but you have your suspicions about Bowie.
>>33632147Damnable Ganesh, ruining our perfect Risa figure. We'll have to double eat him to make sure he knows how cross we are.If asked to become part of her beloved Risa forever, would Lola jump down Risa's throat? Either literally or figuratively.Do Quincy Souls & the things their powers touch/kill go back to Loki like they do with Bach in main Bleach?Do Quincy here have Volstanding? If Mari had a Schrift, what letter would it be?How is Mari dealing with the madness that is Risa?Is Friedhelm still sticking his head up his ass about Nazi superiority or is it mostly just teen bluster now?Could our manipulation of Gravity be used to permanently fuck up the orbit of the moon around the earth?Have we caused irreparable damage to the space time continuum?Are you, in fact, a bear?
>>33632253how many cinnabons could Risa eat before she feels fat?
>>33632291>Is Friedhelm still sticking his head up his ass about Nazi superiority or is it mostly just teen bluster now?I wonder how Lupinor is doing with wooing him?
>>33632253Can we lay eggs or will they just evaporate?
>>33632368are they cadbury eggs?
>>33632388Those would be mixed in with the rest of the clutch to distract predators.
Can we form pacts with mortal sorcerers granting them a basic shape or outline of our power in exchange for their excess energies over time plus their soul at the end of their days?Would we need a lawyer to oversee this process?Can we contract magical girls in a similar fashion?
>>33632421Sounds like a god power to me.
>>33632291No, not really.Depends on the thing but Quincy souls can go to Loki.Yes, not sure.Mostly by ignoring it and letting her run around like a kid on a sugar high.More teen blusterNo, it is too gravity for your gravity to gravity it.That is hard to say.Don't ask questions you fear the answer to>>33632333Like half of one maybe.>>33632368I am not certain what you are asking>>33632421No, you don't have the ability to make contracts at this time.
>>33632421That would just be streamlining the whole Ryouichi situation then, wouldn't it.
>>33632447>at this timeIs it a possibility?Can Lucifer do it? Can the other Fallen do it?Does the ability exist in multiple paths (eg Old One / Angel / etc)?
Long ago in a distant land, You, Risa Schrödinger, the shape-shifting Master of Madness(and fluffy tails), unleashed an unspeakable evil!"I am not evil Monologue, I'm fun." Sure, fun for you, evil for the rest of the bunch. "Meh, I'm stil fun" Will you let me continue? It gets a plottwisty here. "Knock your knickers off." But a foolish Magical plant wielding a bow of chance stepped forth to oppose you. Before the final blow was struck, you tore open a portal in time and flung it into the future, where your madness is law!"Didn't Mami explode into untime?" Will you bloody let me finish? "Fine, fine"Now the fool seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Risa!
>>33632447>I am not certain what you are askingEggs. Would it be possible for Risa to lay eggs like some kind of animal that lays eggs? I doubt we'd be able to get them fertilized or do it ourself, but can eggs be laid and stay around or will they just disintegrate like the meat mess that we leave after shapeshift-heavy fights?
>>33632469YesAll the fallen can, but not all of them do. Demons can as well.Yes, different forms for different paths.>>33632518Ah, most likely just disintegrate unless you kept feeding them go juice like you do your hand with your ability>>33632501Risa would make the best Aku
>>33632570>Yes>>All the fallen can, but not all of them do. Demons can as well.>>Yes, different forms for different paths.>dat overwhelming "yes"I would be cool with empowering Ryoko. I think she could take it without going crazy.She's already a demigod, so add some more on top of that and she could probably wreck everything.
>>33632447So, we know what fraction would make her feel fat, but she is an immortal ghost. How many would it take to actually show up on her figure. I mean sammiches didn't even make a dent...unless...If we up and turned off our shapeshifting power entirely, would Risa be a massive thrumming near shapeless non-Euclidean winged horror?If Risa could have kids of her own, would she be possessed of more maternal instinct than she was with Ryouichi?Will Henrietta be cross with us if we try to destroy the world and all of creation as originally planned?Does Jager think we've grown past the whole "everything burns" speech we gave before she decided not to kill us after we killed the old King of Hueco? I don't think we have...entirely.Does Boss Cat have an eyepatch?Can we just pay some neighborhood kid who we see the blossoming seeds of being a sociopath in some money in exchange for the murder of boss cat?Is Boss Cat watching us, even now?What are Boss Cat's intentions toward Risa's Risas.If she were to market her madness tainted mod souls as candies, Risa's Pieces, would she get sued?
>>33632366failing of course. Lupinor is only allowed to noticeably impact the main story with Azure's permission.
>>33632686Obviously after helping Kouta get laid we have to help Friedhelm get laid. Otherwise it'd be un...a...nega....the opposite of symmetry.
>>33632612Not too many, but the self loathing would stop her from every letting it show.She would look like she does now probably. All just condensed down.She would find them interesting for a little while then get bored. She would not likely have any maternal instinct.Garp is never angry.She thinks you are doing better to control yourself.NoYou don't think anyone can beat Boss CatYesNothing. Ryoko will never let anyone have any intentions towards Risa's Risas without her saying so.Yes. So hard.>>33632704An asymmetry. But with... with a spooky ghost?
>>33632726They can't sue us if the lawyers all get buried out back.
>>33632726Has Risa ever considerd adding a people zoo to the shrine? I think it would be a great addition.
>>33632786Insert joke about lawyers working for the Author of all Lies here>>33632806That sounds like a lot of responsibility
>>33632726Would she be sued over Intellectual Property Law or over, lets say a class action for the fallout.Also, its a matter of Kouta and Friedhelm falling away as Twincies. If Kouta is a man and Friedhelm is still just Hitler Youth, then they'll grow weaker for lack of Quincy Twincy Oneness.Therefore, should we try to help Friedhelm get Laid whether he wants our help and aid or not?I think we should, nay, MUST! His room will be ever full of Cicadas & his we'll grind animal carcasses above him until he succeeds!
>>33632817>That sounds like a lot of responsibilityYeah. I don't envy 42.
>>33632824YesWouldn't Risa's attempts just make things worse rather than better?>>33632842New 42. Sure hope he has the chops of the old one.
If Ryoko said she wanted to cook us dinner, would it involve her risking her life to kill or incapacitate a god or goddess and then try to hand feed it to Risa?
>>33632922While only wearing an apron or something, probably.Or she would actually just make people food.
>>33632897The important thing is that we're taking an interest in his well being because we're worried about his straining relationship with his family as evidenced by the rift in social and emotional growth his brother has exhibited.Really it might provide a better incentive for him to find a nice girl to help him get laid. Perhaps someone at the shrine, out of pity. Mostly because they know that our machinations won't stop until he's sufficiently proven to having caught up to his brother. Why, we might unintentionally help out Lupinor in doing this.Aren't we great for doing something nice for the little people?>>33632949She would try to sexualize it, wouldn't she. So would pre heartbreak Lola for that matter.
>>33632897>Wouldn't Risa's attempts just make things worse rather than better?Depends. As is, Lupinor will never succeed because she's not allowed to muck in your sandbox without your permission. Mainly because if I have her actually do things I'll be infringing on your turf as QM.