Even after the fall of the patriots, the war economy was perpetuated by those formerly under it's control. The former largest Private military company, Outer Haven along with many of the major PMCs, splintered. The sudden influx of new PMCs sparked a war that set the 3rd world aflame with combat.Outer Haven was replaced by another, World Marshal Incorporation, which had expanded past a normal PMC's boundaries, branching into Government and forcefully privatizing police forces. Some in the corners of the world, away from their influence, wondered if countries would eventually bow to PMCs.You were a part of this world. Whether by choice, or if you were forced into service through circumstance. You were a cyborg, parts of your body replaced for "improvements". Deployed to some 3rd world combat zone, you could see little here that you would not find in hell.The blades of the helicopter made a deafening wop-wop sound as you came to the landing point. You feel a little uncomfortable at the sound, the new augmentations to your senses threw you off, it was loud enough for you to think it would hurt, but you could no longer feel pain. It was somewhat confusing.Your feet landed on the ground as you jumped from the helicopter, armed with your weapon of choice, your HUD updated you on your objective. "Please move to the objective" the automated voice from your contractor stated. You think back to your contractor, unsure if it was the best idea to join up with such a corporation.
WHAT, METAL GEAR?
You may choose from the following contracts.>Maverick Security Consulting, IncBased in Nevada, this PMC is mainly based on creating a security force for others. Expect to be defending VIPs and keeping the lines of Borders strong.You may gain information from the patriots under this PMC.Technology - AveragePay - Average.>Desperado Enforcement LLCOfficially Based in Delaware (However most offices are elsewhere.)This PMC is mainly based on supporting terrorists, destroying the order of newly established countries, Expect heavily offensive missions, assassinations, and very unethical work.Technology - HighPay - High>WerewolfUnknown basing, most likely poor.This PMC is built from the remains of the FROGs, heavily female and unmanned. Expect little to no support during deployment, balanced deployments, may have unethical work.Technology - Above averagePay - Under average Requirement: Female.>ArmsTech CorpsBased in the United states.This is not a PMC, but hires humans for testing purposes. Expect VR missions, test-missions, very few actual deployments. Contract can be short-term. Pay is slashed in return for choosing your upgrades.Technology - Exceedingly highPay - Little
>>33538224>Maverick Security Consulting, IncI hear good things about their management. And supposedly their health benefits are amazing.
>>33538224> Desperado Enforcement LLCIn the end, it has to be this way.
>>33538289>>33538267Warning. This contract is long-term, and WILL pose the highest threat to your well being.
>>33538224>Desperado Enforcement LLC>>33538337Both of them?
>>33538224>Desperado Enforcement LLC
Rolled 1>>33538224>Maverick Security Consulting, Inc>Werewolfrolling a 1d2 to decide for me
>>33538351Both of them.
Well looks like we're edgy murderhobos, fuck that noise, I'm out.
>>33538402No point being pussies.Live on the edge or die.>>33538420Stay pleb.
>>33538224>>Desperado Enforcement LLCGotta get that cash money yo.
>>33538224>WerewolfSeems a reasonable middle ground
>>33538420Simply because you are part of a rather unethical corporation, the contract is but a contract.Defection, "retirement" and simply leaving are possible options.It seems Desperado has won for now.Writing.
>>33538420Desperado aren't edgy murderhobos. They're edgy murderbusinessmen. They have standards, Anon.
>>33538224>>Werewolf>Requirement: Female.Bah! "Be a Cyborg Ninja" they said. "Serve your country" they said. Yet nobody ever remembers the original MP Cyborg Ninjas. It's always the Tengus that get shafted. Well, screw you! I'll make my own PMC! With Sidequests! and Metal Gears!>Yatagarasu Inc.Remnants of Patriot Trained Soldiers and Genome Troops, made up mostly of elite Tengu Commandos. A small company, but extremely good at infiltration and assassination. Has a strong rivalry with Werewolf, for not inviting them to their PMC.Technology - Above AveragePay - Average
>>33538224>Desperado Enforcement LLC>Not leaving them all behindCome on /tg/. Look into your heart, you know this is the best choice.
>>33538487Werewolf was a developing PMC, Who knows who they could have recruited?
>>33538420But anon, think of the cashAnd the upgrades
Werewolf was so shitty they only appeared once. Why even bother with them?
>>33538224>>Maverick Security Consulting, Inc
>>33538420Armstrong would like a word with you anon.
>Desperado Enforcement LLCPlease tell me you guys aren't voting against the chance to be coworkers with Mr FUCKING INVINCIBLE.
Where's the option to play as metal gear?
>>33538773Pretty sure Desperado would let us do that.
>>33538487>werewolf>All womenI see what you did there...giggity
>>33538224>Maverick Security Consulting, Inc
>>33538669>>33538842guys, voting has been over for 21 minutes... refer to >>33538454
"Don't worry, you'll be told exactly what to do." Spoke a voice in an Alabama accent, as you took your first steps into the battle field. The picture before you was one of a developing African nation, the scorching heat reflecting off of newly made windows, and the eyes of young ambitious individuals, unscarred by war. "Your objective is to secure a train, it'll be our escape point after kidnapping a certain someone" A deep chuckle followed afterwards. The objective was pictured on your HUD, it was up quite high in comparison to the road you were dropped off from, it'll be no match for your new body though.You looked down at yourself, you had decided to go with a non-standard cyborg body that was....>ExoskeletonYou aren't actually a cyborg. You simply have a suit which gives super-human attributes.+No initial cyborg parts-Weaker than every other option>SoldierHumanoid, very few enhancements. Multiple variants-Only slightly stronger than exoskeleton+Easiest to enhance+Most "comfortable" and easiest to get used toSpecialization (Pick one)>Stealth>CQC>Ranged Combat>Size and Armor>Cyborg BattlemechNon-humanoid, for losing your lower half you gain a huge battlemech with large combat potential+Strongest option-No stealth-Limited manuverability-Limited perception+Larger size+Battle oriented enhancements+Most suited to heavy numbers warfare>Cyborg NinjaBuilt for stealth. Humanoid.-Weakest durability and in warfare combat+Excels in stealth missions
>>33538911Continued Cyborg Ninja.+Advanced Stealth camo+Advanced Melee weapon-Subpar ranged.>>33538773You may pilot one, once you have enough money. Or are loaned one by your company.
>>33538911>Soldier>StealthSilenced weapons ftw
>>33538911> Soldier> Size and Armor
>>33538952>>33538932Just to confirm.CQC in this case means utilizing things such as swords, rather than bare fists.Although gloves are a melee combat option.
>>33538951Woah what? Ninja go!
Personally I would rather shoot someone in the head but lets see how this vote goes.
>>33538911Cyborg Ninja. As long as we get to keep our junk. Seriously guys, it's like the best option.
>>33538911>>ExoskeletonBadass Normal a go
>>33538995The fuck? Fuck no. Changing my vote to>Exoskeleton
>>33538911>>Soldier>CQCAs if there was ever another option.
>>33538999>As long as we get to keep our junk.That's an option in everything but battlemech
>>33539036Go ahead and get rid of our junk no matter what wins, please. We don't need that shit.
>>33538911>ExoskeletonEven though everyone wants to be Genetic McGrunt.
>>33538911>Exoskeleton>not choosing hard modeStep up senpai
>>33539050Fuck you, we need to pick up a Tsundere FROG love interest, who says she hates us, but then "accidentally" drops a key or something.Can't do that if we're a neutered half a man.
>>33538911Voting ninja.Incidentally, wouldn't a backstory or a selected VR training regimen help pick out our basic stats?
>>33539084>Fuck you, we need to pick upNo, we don't. :)
>>33539050>Not needing your dickBro better to lose an eye then lose your dick.
>>33539094>EmoticonsGo back to tumblr, you fucking summer faggot.
>>33539087You'll get that choice next.
>>33538911>ExoskeletonThis is how I underdog!
>>33539100Thirding this. Keep our dick.
>>33538911>ExoskeletonI'd rather rely on guts than transhumanism
>>33538911HOLY SHITPICK CYBORG NINJA
>not wanting to be apart of the original Genome ArmyIt's like you dont want to be a super-soldier
>>33538911>Exoskeleton.Real Man Mode.
>>33539084First of all. >tsundereYou have shit taste.Second of all, there's not going to be any FROG here. This is long after MGS4, the FROGs are long gone.
>>33538911If we go ninja, can we make our dick able to inject minute amounts of lethal poison mid-coitus?
>>33538911Ninja ninja ninja ninja
>>33538911>ExoskeletonDo we still get to specialise?
>>33539152>the FROGs are long gone.>>33538224>>Werewolf>This PMC is built from the remains of the FROGsRead the thread.
>>33538911Cyborg Ninja pls
>>33539152See: >>33538224MGR is only 4 years after MGS4, FROGs are quite the possibility, especially due to the fate of the PMC Outer Haven.
>>33538911Either Exoskeleton or Ninja.Supermanly or super-badass, I could live with either.
>>33539172Then they're Werewolf and not FROGs then, huh smartass?
>>33538911Gib cyborg ninja jesus christ
>>33538911>Cyborg NinjaAlthough I wouldn't have minded being a battlemech.
>>33539194But the term werewolf implies they're all lesbian. Is this true?
Jesus fucking Christ, Exskeleton clearly won. Can we move on already?
>>33539084>TsundereNo.>YandereYes.Learn to Waifu!
>>33538911>Cyborg Battlemechcan i be like bladewolf ?
>>33539240No.>>33539243You're right.Voting CLOSED.Tallying then writing.
>>33539236I would have. People like that exist to be killed by Cyborg Ninjas or unenhanced commandos like Snake and Big Boss.
>>33538911I pick Cyborg Ninja. We could be the modern day Hanzo Hattori, how could I not pick this option?
>>33539145Ninja reminds me too much of snake to be honest. Would rather go full tear shit up.
>>33539252I'll take Yandere too. As long as Love can bloom on our battlefield.
>>33539252they're both shitty archetypessilence yourself
>>33539276>>33539252>Not GoudereIt's like you don't understand Waifus.
>>33539194Regardless of what we pick I assume all the options come with a bitching faceplate?>>33539264Thats what they get for being a faceless nobody. Though I wonder what they do in their free time?
>>33539311This is Metal Gear, of course they do. And since we're hopefully not a soldier, we won't get that stupid ass dull gray T-visor.
>>33539254IF Prototype LQ-84i sounds more like a Cyborg Ninja modified for quadrupedal movement.For clarification, the battlemech is more like Khamsin's cyborg form.>>33539311Depends on your choice.Protecting your face IS a good idea though.
>>33539275Snake would be a soldier wouldn't he? He doesn't really do much ninja shit.
>>33539311>faceless nobodyI just got this mental image of Big Boss doing the whole 'do you know how many anonymous henchmen I've killed' bit from Austin Powers 3 to some kind of cyborg super-commando.
>>33539335Snake is best a being a corpse.
>>33539356>Not stealing immortal nano-machines from Vamp/Big BossLike Otacon couldn't figure that shit out.
>>33539375Otacon is too busy being a playboy now. Sunny is the one who would figure it out.
>>33539375still the problem of being a walking CDC nightmare!
>>33539395No, it's fine.
>>33539356Philanthropy still exists.
>>33539408Don't you dare.
>>33539408Is Big Boss still alive?
>>33539408Can we turn Big Boss into a child and adopt him?
>>33539332oh, i would have loved going animal themed cyborg.too bad, maybe next time.
>>33539302That's shit tier.
>>33539541I'm amazed you pulled your boyfriends dick out long enough to speak your mind.Though you will still be ignored for your terrible taste.
You were not exactly a Cyborg. You decided instead of going all the way, you chose an Exoskeleton, a mere suit. Maybe it was out of fear of losing your body, your control over it, and your senses. Maybe you just liked your body as it was. Whatever the reason, that was what you chose. "Come on!" The voice said across the intercom "We haven't got all day!"The abilities given by the suit however, were more than sufficient to climb the vertical rock face in front of you. Trying out it's superior agility and strength, you simply started running on the side of the wall upwards. It was a little harder than you thought, you pushed the machine suit to it's limits, but even that wasn't enough. At the very end you began to lose momentum.The very ledge of the cliff was almost within your reach, but your foot began to slip, panicking you had to think of something.Cursing the suit's inability, you reach out with your chosen weapon and try to gain a grip on the rock face.>Sword>Axe>Exoskeleton's fists>Hammer>No weapon (This will count as a bonus to your main weaponry, and you will instead grab onto the ledge.)>Write in
>>33539600>>Exoskeleton's fistsHere we go.
>>33539600>>SwordSwordfights are all the rage
>>33539600>>AxeLets go cleave people in half.
>>33539600>Main weaponryMaybe I should have phrased that betterYou'll gain a bonus to your RANGED weaponry.
>>33539624There's already 3 sword cyborgs. Can we be at least kind of original?
>>33539600>write-inKhopeshIt's ideal for taking off limbs and catching enemy melee weapons in the hook.
>>33539600Wait a minute, I thought we couldn't feel pain any more?>Exoskeleton's fists
>>33539600>Write in>FlailI'm just doing this because I wonder how you'd handle that.
>>33539600Shockstaff.Like a quarterstaff, but it deals electroshocks.
>>33539600>nunchakuBruce Lee mode.>>33539644this anon gets it.
>>33539661Aww shit son Imma second this and any chain weapon really.
>>33539600Shield, captain america style.
>>33539600>Write-inSwordchucks.Best of both worlds.
>>33539600>SwordAww shit nigga it's happening
>>33539654Eh, at least it's an original kind of sword.
Clearly, the answer is combine all of these choices into one.A modular shield-flail with a bladed edge and elector-fuctions that we can punch at people.
>>33539600>SwordWe can't not.
>>33539656Did I imply otherwise?>>33539726You may choose your ranged weapon at a later point.
>>33539600>FistsFuck swords, lets punch our way up the cliff.
>>33539654If we're gonna do sword, can we at least do this so that we're not just another sword-wielding sack of blood?
>>33539600>>Exoskeleton's fistsSeriously. No fucking sword. Might as well just platy a Raiden quest or Gray Fox quest. So fucking boring.
>>33539734I just mean if we aren't actually a cyborg then is there another reason that we feel pain?
>Exoskelington punchingI want to be a non-cyborg sword-puncher. Nobody would see it coming.
>>33539779>Not being a cyborg makes you immune to pain..... Do you mean like we wouldn't feel it if they punched our armor/exoskeleton?
>>33539743What about a rapier? We can be named ricard.
>>33539779The exoskeleton could be wired into the spine and designed to interfere with pain receptors.
>>33539779>>33539798I ment to say is there another reason that we dont feel pain?
>>33539802Because we're not french.I don't care what you say, we're not french.
Can we be the lowest of the low? I like setting were we slowly build ourselves up the lackey ladder.
>>33539828Drugs, Training and Dampeners in the suit is my guess.
>>33539779Do you want pain inhibitors?You don't have to have them.As >>33539808 states, the Exoskeleton can be wired up into you, and therefore give you pain inhibitors.
>>33539843Let's go without inhibitors. Pain is a useful thing, and we can learn to bite through it.
>>33539831Agreed. Anything is better then the french.
>>33539860>Pain is a useful thing.Not when your on the ground crying it isn't.
>>33539843>Do you want pain inhibitors?Yes. We can turn them off whenever we want. Best of both worlds.
>>33539836You're currently a little lower than Khamsin currently.Background will influence this a little further.
>>33539600Sword is going to win, so voting >>33539654 to retain some originality.
>>33539881Sword actually has terrible votes.Exo-fists have won, voting closed.
>>33539876>Not when your on the ground crying it isn't.That has nothing to do with pain, that means someone hacked our Nanomachines and set our emotions to "Sad."
>>33539860You still get the sensation of "You're in pain" with inhibitors, but you're not getting the actual pain.
>>33539881sadly, fisting is winning...
>>33539600>Write inDual knives
>>33539922Good. Fuck out of here with your boring sword clone shit.
>>33539831>>33539862What if we are spanish? They used rapier right?>>33539843I was just wondering.
>>33539600>SwordAny day of the week
>>33539948Too bad voting is closed.That being said, before I start writing, you are not limited to the weapon you have chosen now. Gaining a sword, knives, a hammer are all possibilities.You could even have High frequency nails on your fists.
>>33539906I smell samefagging for Fist.Call a votation maybe ?
>>33539922Good. We won't end up being a clone of Sam.
>>33539965Can we get High Frequency Nudie Magazines?
>>33539906There were alot of votes, and possibly alot of samefags...could we maybe get final destination going?
>>33539978yes, we end up being a clone of Armstrong.
>>33539978Noone wants to be sam, but there's more to swords than 'Muh Samurai' and 'Muh Ronin'.
>>33539972I voted several times for different options.
>>33540008Not even kinda sorta. He has obsidian skin nanomachines and fire power.
>>33539972>>33539995I could easily call samefagging for sword or whatever. Deal with the results. Besides, we can get other things as per >>33539965
>>33540008We'd honestly have to try to make a clone of Armstrong.
>>33540026>Deal with the results.It's hard.
The arm mechanisms on the exoskeleton were enhanced, you had requested it specifically. With a grin, you smash your fist into the rock, embedding your fist into the wall. You throw yourself up with your hand, landing near a train tracks. You knew that the train was going to arrive soon, as you were briefed personally by your superior."Most people would have taken the stairs." You could feel the voice over the intercom was pleased "I like your style kid!" Smiling a little, he continues "We'll be there soon to catch the train, make sure no one will get in the way!"Given these few minutes, you reflect upon your past, and how you managed to end up here.>Child soldier.You ended up fighting in some rough 3rd world country back just before the ages of PMCs, managing to distinguish yourself in those days, you were finally free of that life when order was established.But war seemed to call you back to battle, maybe you were always trapped in fighting?>Ex-MilitaryYou had served and fought in your nation's army, although whether it was retirement, discontentment, or warcrimes, you left the military and ended up joining a PMC.>CriminalPerhaps you were part of a corrupt regime, a gang, a crime syndicate, whatever it was, you dealt with the unethical, and you loved it.Eventually after sustaining a serious injury, you decided it was better to work with a PMC due to the danger reasons More choices incoming.
>>33540012I'd be all for some Doppelsoldner action, but it looks like we're locked in now.
>>33540197>Child soldier.You ended up fighting in some rough 3rd world country back just before the ages of PMCs, managing to distinguish yourself in those days, you were finally free of that life when order was established.But war seemed to call you back to battle, maybe you were always trapped in fighting?BORN INTO A PACK
>>33540197DO NOT VOTE YET MORE CHOICES COMING
>>33540241Oops, my bad
>>33540197>CriminalIdle hands are the devil's playthings.
>>33540197>Rich KidDeciding to take your parents money for a spin, you bought the Exoskeleton and signed up to a PMC's contract, without thinking of the consequences, with little to no training. But you were rich, and it's not like those dirty 3rd world PMCs could do much against you with your superior technology.>VR Trained Patriot RemnantYou had been kidnapped as a small child by the Patriots. 24/7 VR training had turned you into a monster, and after the fall of the patriots you had nowhere to go but back to war. Intensive training made you react quickly, and become a veteran at the age of six. But you would never be "normal."
>>33540277>>VR Trained Patriot Remnant
>>33540277>Rich KidLet's be the snotty piece of shit that Desperado (doesn't) need!
>>33540277Rich Kidsounds Fun
>>33540277>>VR Trained Patriot RemnantThis one. This one! Former Tengu a Go!
>>33540277Crap, dropped my trip.
>>33540277Rich kid. You dropped your trip, by the way.
>>33540197Voting Rich Kid.
>>33540197>>Child soldier.>You ended up fighting in some rough 3rd world country back just before the ages of PMCs, managing to distinguish yourself in those days, you were finally free of that life when order was established.>But war seemed to call you back to battle, maybe you were always trapped in fighting?Voting this, because I like the idea of home turf.We can act all 'wtf' whenever we see some older tech, only being familiar with newer cyborg stuff.
>>33540296Changing>>33540237To this>>VR Trained Patriot Remnant>You had been kidnapped as a small child by the Patriots. 24/7 VR training had turned you into a monster, and after the fall of the patriots you had nowhere to go but back to war. Intensive training made you react quickly, and become a veteran at the age of six. But you would never be "normal."
>>33540277>>VR Trained Patriot RemnantHonestly, Rich Kid sounds stupid.
>>33540277>>VR Trained Patriot Remnant>You had been kidnapped as a small child by the Patriots. 24/7 VR training had turned you into a monster, and after the fall of the patriots you had nowhere to go but back to war. Intensive training made you react quickly, and become a veteran at the age of six. But you would never be "normal."
>>33540277>VR Trained Patriot RemnantI've seen some shit
Rolled 2>>33540197Can't decide between Vr and Child soVRChild
>>33540277>VR-trainedTRAGIC PAST GOOOO
Voting closed, VR-Trained super weapon has won.
>>33540277>VR Trained Patriot RemnantSeen some shit, survived.
THE PATRIOTS LIVE ONTHROUGH THIS ARM
>>33540444THE PATRIOTS LIVE ONTHROUGH THIS DICK!
>>33540444>>33540466Trip Dubs confirm the Educational merits of Mortal Kombat
>>33540485...we're using fists.We were trained by playing that Ryu looking fucker in Mortal Kombat
Your past was filled with the virtual realities of the Patriots. You had killed, at least according to the records you had found back in the lab. Millions of digital enemies. You had committed Genocide since you were three years old. Although you had several state-sponsored therapy sessions, you never managed to fit in, be normal, be...human.That being said, you never actually killed anyone, or had any real life experience, until today. However, you were assured by a large bald man that you'd do fine, as he slapped you on the back during the briefing. You didn't really respond, just mumbled a small "Yes sir" back.As you stood there, your thoughts clouding your mind, you heard hostiles behind you. You got into a hiding position as quickly as you could. You knew you could easily beat nearly anything the enemy threw at you head on, but your training kicked you into it.Two African teenagers, barely men, walked onto the train tracks wielding AK-47s, they talked with each other about girlfriends. It seems the one with red hair had an older girlfriend, who had large breasts. You were unsure of why this was a merit however. That and you had your orders.You would have to kill these two men in order to progress. As you jumped forwards, the two saw you, and one of them shouted out...(This chooses your gender)>Bastard!>You bitch!And roll 1d100 for how gruesome their deaths are. Crits are 95+ and 5-.
Rolled 30>>33540583>Bastard!Alright, here we go.
Rolled 29>>33540583>Bastard!Time to grip and rip.
Rolled 90>>33540583>You bitch!First tiem for female mc in metal gear
Rolled 16>>33540624Oh my.
>>33540619>Time to grip and rip.Can we use this as out pre-battle one liner?
Rolled 53>>33540655No one liners, please.
>>33540583Did we ever fight Gurlugon, Genola, or Mecha Genola in the VR training under the Patriots?
Rolled 1>>33540583>You bitch!Let's tear 'em apart.
>>33540684Not really a one liner, more like a pre battle ass kicking line. Raiden has "let er rip" Just thought it would nice if we had one.
Rolled 82>>33540697Pffft Diice confirmed for hating female MC's
>>33540624Considering this isn't within the first 5, I'll leave this up to /tg/ dice to decide.1d10, 5+ = Crit. 5 under = Crit fail.And considering >>33540697 is part of it as well, I give /tg/ the choice for either crit on this roll.
Rolled 8>>33540718here we go
Rolled 7>>33540718LET 'ER RIP
>>33540718I'd just go with first three, man.
>>33540745>>33540718Clarifying.I will roll it.But you will decide if I should.Otherwise >>33540621 will be chosen.>>33540756Crits/Critfails are within 5s.
>>33540768Go for it.
>>33540768Go for it, mang. This will either be the best quest ever or the shortest quest ever.
>>33540768Go ahead and roll it, bro
Rolled 2>>33540789Or both
>>33540768>Crits/Critfails are within 5s.I think he meant first three replies
Rolled 3>>33540821And I meant the first three rolls are taken.But crits are taken within 5.>>33540789> for how gruesome their deaths are. It's not about combat.
>>33540865Oh, so a lower roll means a cleaner kill?I can dig it.
>>33540886>Clean kills in DesperadoPlease go and stay gone.
>>33540865Is... Is high gruesome, or clean? I genuinely don't know.At the risk of going full edge, I want gruesome. We have Sundowner watching, I'm sure he'd appreciate the show.
>>33540915I want Sundowner to be our dad.
>>33540886That would be a crit success.Critfail is where the bald guy tells us to try a little finesse next time.
Rolled 5>>33540915I think we went Full Edge the moment we started this quest>>33540940Muh Nigga
>>33540953I am sad that I lost all my metal gear pictures....
>>33540953That doesn't sound like Sundowner
>>33540953>We are now the silent robot in the corner that just stands there, punching repeatedly at the corpse until there is no more corpse, just a paste that cannot be smushed anymore.
Rolled 4>>33540940>Tfw we become the Red Son
>>33540967Looking for this?
>>33540980As we should be.
>>33540962we have not gone full edge you mook
>>33540915I want Sundowner to see the Glorious Sunshine that we shall leave in our wake.
>>33540992Anon, I think you found our nickname.
Rolled 8>>33541000>Metal Gear Rising>Not Full Edge
>>33540993old pc was destroyed in a flood s- WHO DOWNLOADED A VIRUS IN TO SUNDOWNER!?
>>33541000But we should
>>33541021it was more CURAZY then edge
Rolled 6>>33540993Combined with>>33540643
Rolled 9>>33541039Edgy doesn't always have to be a bad thing m80, I think Metal Gear Rising is living proof of that
>>33541039>cyborg gook fantasy>shitty hard and loud music>main character called the ripperit was more edgy than curazy
>>33541039Metal Gear Rising was good edge, as opposed to bland and awful edge.But it was pretty edgy.
>>33540980https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsnuEZ3S89gThis has to happen.
>>33541081I find it funny that ID is going to put that shit in doom 4
I left for a bit. I voted exo and it seems we ended up being CQC specialized anyway? Dammit. I wanted him to use an assault rifle and be ex-mil.
Charging forwards, you fly over their heads as they aim at you. Quickly, and precisely. You throw your hands towards the enemy, catching their heads as you begin to land. The sound of the bullets firing. The shouts of panic and pain get your blood racing.THIS was where you were meant to live. The patriots had trained you well, for your birthplace. The two brats struggled underneath your hands, dropping their weapons to try and force your enhanced fists off of them.You grant them that mercy, after plunging your fingers into their brain matter. Your fingers puncturing their skulls as easily as a hot knife does butter. They drop to the floor, the only blood was on your fingers, and leaking out of the holes in their heads.A small voice enters your head, breaking out of your little trance you hear a voice. It was not one of your commander's, but rather someone more....elegant? "That was amazing!" His voice cried out "You were like a desert wind, stripping everything of life as you moved.""What's your name, new recruit?" the voice asked "I think you'll do finely in Desperado, as all the strong do!">Who are you?>Stutter and mumble out your name
>>33541135we get a gun later!
>>33541138>>Stutter and mumble out your nameGrant
>>33541138>Who are you?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTup5mT4O-Q
>>33541138>more elegant voicewhelp guys i believe thats armstrongin b4 it ends up where we gotta fight Raiden.
>>33541135Instead, we have fists and are a Patriot Trained VR Brat!
>>33541138>Say your nameNone of that stuttering bullshit.
>>33541138>Stutter and mumble out your nameRonald.
Rolled 10>>33541138"I like that, I'll take it">Desert Wind
>>33541138I was a weapon of the patriots, now I am a weapon in someone elses service. "Call me Gunn."
>>33541160>Grant THE MOST AGILE MAN IN VALLACHIAI hope that's who you were referring too
>>33541164I think it's Monsoon, actually.
>>33541138>>33541160Grant. D. Eisenhower
>>33541138http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:WindsTake your pick
>>33541138>Stutter and mumble out your name"Ten Thirteen Twenty Two.Uh, I mean, Kyle. It's Kyle, now."
>>33541212Fuck him and his "meme's"!
>>33541138>Who are you?
>>33541138>>Who are you?Siroccohttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sirocco
>>33541138>Leon, sir.No stuttering, just cold and emotionless.
>>33541218>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:WindsI kind of like Mistral.
>>33541219I was thinking your Patriot name was Null, actually.
Not sure you guys get it. The suttering is us giving Monsoon our name. The other is asking who the speaker (Monsoon) is.Some of you think one is timid or calmly giving our name.
>>33541138>Who are you?>Winchester Sam
>>33541218Maestro sounds cool
>>33541280>Clone of Frank JaegerI can dig it.
>>33541280It's been done.
>>33541279u wotI think we're still too new and weak to have a Winds of Destruction name, but if we do need one, I'm voting for >>33541233
>>33541323Sirocco makes me think of Gundam.
>>33541351Never watched it.
>>33541138>Earl Romney, AKA Desert Fox
>>33541279Have you even played MGR? There's already a Mistral.
>>33541280Well, either way, we should start with Patriot designation and then correct ourselves.I'd prefer a string of numbers, but whatever works.
Well shit, somebody went and made a Metal Gear Quest. Guess I better follow.
Let's just go with Null for now. This shit always takes too long.
>>33541395>>33541376Right then, let's just be Null 2: Electric Boogaloo. We can earn ourselves a cool name later.
If we're gonna pick a wind name, it's gonna be Norte.Because Mehicans.
Remember to archive the thread when it's convenient, OP
>>33541280>NullIf they ask us about it, just say, "We were all Null. All soldiers."
>>33541138>Who are you?Dimitri DragunovLets go with that for a name.
>>33541468This works, just to keep us moving. We can argue about a name later, when we aren't mid quest.
>>33541472Samuel Colt + Avtomat.But I guess Samuel + Fyodorov would work. So you have a Colt + WW1 russian semi-auto rifle for the name. It's SYMBOLIC
>>33541138>Dave NullThe weird otaku guy who pulled us out apparently thought it was hilarious.
"Null Gene" You start to respond with all the emotion of a machine, before quickly noticing your mistake. Quickly trying to stutter out your supposed given name, you're interrupted by the man "I've read your bio Null! I have great expectations of a man like you." His voice full of mirth "An Artificial man placed inside the wilds, I wonder how nature will treat you!""I am Monsoon, of the Winds of Destruction" Monsoon stated over the intercom "I will eagerly await to see you in action against an actual opponent." Then the connection was cut before you could say anything more. You have heard the Winds of Destruction was a powerful part of Desperado.Your thoughts were however disrupted by a large and continuous noise. It was the train, rattling down the tracks. Getting into position, you readied your ranged weapon, your mission was to pick any obvious military off of the train as it sped down the tracks.Null Gene, the super soldier from the patriots was armed with:>An enhanced rifle>A low-power railgun (Pistol)>HF Kunai/Shuriken>Bow >Write in
>>33541447I tried, not sure how to use it though. says it's already been archived.
>>33541667>>An enhanced rifle
>>33541667>>An enhanced rifleSniper Null
>>33541667>Write inHow about a full on railgun instead of a rail pistol?
>>33541667Any of these a heavy sniper?
>>33541667>An enhanced rifleA battle rifle would be ideal.
>>33541703Too expensive, if you had given up a melee weapon then you may have gotten it.>>33541704A bow could be considered that.But no, nothing like a long barrel sniper.
>>33541667>An enhanced rifle>>33541704That's what the write-in option is for.
>>33541667>An enhanced rifleCarbine or DMR is good.
>>33541667>BowSuper high tech bow
>>33541667>>HF Kunai/ShurikenFuck Yes! We can be Schneid.
>>33541667>An enhanced rifleI would have preferred a Shotgun to go with our claws, but it's not exactly ideal for a job like this.
>>33541667>Write-inAM Rifle.I mean a fuckin tank-buster, something meant to shoot through two buildings and right up the ass of the guy in the middle of a third. I want our job to be find a nice, quiet place on top of a cliff, and whenever someone walks into range, liquified.
>>33541667>Write inForce shield to fit with power fists
>>33541667>An enhanced rifleLets go with something reliable and modular.
>>33541723Oh, in that case>Bow
>>33541723Can we shoot rockets from the bow?
>>33541794You can change your ammo, yes.
>>33541667>>An enhanced riflePreferably something like an AR-15 where we can switch out upper receivers and calibers relatively easily, instead of carrying multiple weapons.
>>33541767>Anti-Material rifleMah Nigga
>>33541667Taking >>33541723 and >>33541801 into account, gotta go with the rocket bow>Bow
>>33541767Loaded with explosive bullets. Gotta take out those Deathclaws somehow.
>>33541667>An enhanced rifle
>>33541667I'll vote for >>33541767if we can call it "The Compensator"
>>33541667OP dont let votes run for more than 10 minutes so we have a decent pace and a minimal amount of shitstorming
>>33541667>enhanced riflePreferably a modular adaptable variant of the M14 Battle Rifle.
>>33541667>>write inamplified guitar
>>33541926I guess if we're going CUH-RAZEE might as well go all the way
>>33541667>a NORMAL riflemosin nagant or SKS
>>33541948We haven't really gone that crazy. So far we have the most normal option (Exosuit) and Patriot Remnant (least normal). It's more like a perfect neutral. Though personally I was a fan of the first MGS games over Rising
>>33541667>An enhanced rifleTACTICAL HSLD OPERATOR choice
OP pls. These voting times are too long.
>>33541667>>An enhanced rifle>>33542026Yeah. It should be 10min max.
You had a rifle. It had several different methods of firing, several different types of ammo, and can fire effectively from range and in close quarters. However, it was one of the weakest of the available weaponry. Unless you gained some special ammo you would not be able to effectively kill much more than a hardly armored cyborg.As the train approached, on one of your knees, you picked off the few military figures riding the train. They posed little threat to an enemy they could not see, considering the range you were firing at. They fell as routinely as the ones in the simulations.One shot, and they fell. Move to next target. You continued this for only a single minute before the end of the train was in sight. "Alright boy, Get on the train, we'll be meeting you in a coupla minutes after we're done with this guy" and you obeyed.Jumping onto the train was only a little harder than exterminating the enemies so far. However.....something was strange, you had been briefed that the enemy was stronger than this.You could hear a voice. A small voice. It was coming from the giant containers towards the back of the train. Deciding to approach it to check for enemies.But as you approached, the door was sliced apart, and two men in black tuxedos charged out at you.Preparing yourself, you ready your counter attack.>Counter with your fists (DC 65)>Evade their attacks (DC 35)>Retreat back and shoot at them (DC 45)>Parry and disarm the enemy (DC 60)
Rolled 45>>33542127>>Retreat back and shoot at them (DC 45)
Rolled 63>>33542127>Counter with your fists (DC 65)
>>33542026I was typing for half of it, since there was an overwhelming majority for rifle.Sorry for not alerting you to when I started typing.
Rolled 13>>33542127>Counter with your fists (DC 65)
Rolled 80>>33542127>Retreat back and shoot at them (DC 45)>>33542149smooth
Rolled 9>>33542127>Retreat back and shoot at them (DC 45)
Rolled 17>>33542127>Parry and disarm the enemy (DC 60)
>>33542127>>Counter with your fists (DC 65)
>>33542127>Evade their attacks (DC 35)We're melee dude, let's stay in melee
Rolled 55>>33542127>>Retreat back and shoot at them (DC 45)>>33542206No we're not. We took the rifle.
Rolled 36>>33542127>Retreat back and shoot at them (DC 45)
Rolled 27>>33542127>Retreat back and shoot at them (DC 45)Hope we can pass
>>33542223We took the weakest ranged weapon and the super fists.
Closed.Retreating back and shooting won.Roll 1d100
Rolled 17>>33542127>>Counter with your fists (DC 65)
>>33542223>However, it was one of the weakest of the available weaponry.We're primarily melee.
>>33542255All of those were melee options except for one. The next were all ranged I voted exosuit and for a rifle since they seemed like the most 'normal', which is great to make the quest harder.
>>33542127>Counter with your fists (DC 65)
>>33542279I don't think people voted for a rifle so they can go melee. If anything, it would've been a vote for a pistol or bow.
>>33542276And we have a crit failure.One more roll to counter it is available.Pray to your gods.
Rolled 42>>33542342To pray is to accept defeat.
Rolled 69>>33542320No, see, they're for different situations. We're prepped for long/medium range encounters AND CQC.
>>33542342Just saying but if you're going to go with 5% crit on best of 5, you're going to have a VERY swingy quest. There's a reason why people don't really do a crit on 1/20 for five d20 rolls.
>>33542387Haha, oh wow.
>>33542387Ahahahahahaha fuck.Well, nice quest, guys.
>>33542342Why not just take the rolls that were rolled during the voting? It would be a lot faster that way.
>>33542407Dont worry, it wasnt the last roll>>33542417Yeah.I suggest you make a 1 & 100 crits. Not 1-5 and 96-100. That makes like a 40% chance of crit.
-5 for crit fail and 95+ for crit success is fucking garbage.Just getting it out of the way
>>33542407We're probably going to lose the rifle.
OP will need a new thread after next post if he doesnt end.
>>33542395I think you should switch mechanics. You're basically using best of 5d20 which virtually ensures every single roll is a crit, which quickly leads to schizophrenia regarding character competence.
>>33542417This is what you chucklefucks get for rolling before you are asked.
Rolled 53>>33542467Its best of 3 rolls with Crits counting up till the fifth post
The two tuxedo-cyborgs charge forwards, you attempt to run backwards but find yourself against a wall. Trapped, you couldn't move unless you jumped. But before you can jump one of the tuxedo cyborgs knock the rifle out of your hands.Then he pins your arm against the wall with his body, letting the other cyborg aim his machete directly at your head. With no escape, you couldn't dodge, it was coming too fast, and you couldn't move due to being pinned against the wall.Was this the end? We'll see, when I make the next thread.
>>33542532See this is why I wanted grenades. We could have avoided this if we'd just blown the whole train up.
>>33542569Maybe you should have made that suggestion earlier
>>33542569The train was Sundowner and company's escape route.See: >>33538911>"Your objective is to secure a train, it'll be our escape point after kidnapping a certain someone"
>>33542569Really, noone could've known how good the bow, rifle and everything were. I chose the rifle since it seemed like the most rounded option.
>>33542532Whether we died, or they did, it makes no difference.
Next thread when?
>>33542569>grenades>blow up an entire trainI think plastic explosives would've been more appropriate. Or missiles.
>>33542671Repeating grenade launcher alternating EMP and HE rounds for maximum cheese.
Damkit we should have taken the bow
>>33542802Should have got a revolver.