cont from: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/33459420/Due to dangerously fluctuating and slow wi-fi, please excuse any sudden disappearances. Now, enough of this rambling, you came here for blood!"I swear to god, Slick, you're going to get this poor girl declared innocent," you say."Relax, relax. If the Slick's known for one thing, it's not abandoning fine female booty."Slick hangs up. You don't feel confident in his abilities.You're the manager of the 12th floor of Prelestny Fashion, one of the several corporations struggling for New Moscow. Your former date is now in prison.
>>33481400Think about how mother is going to be on our ass for this...Load pistol and wonder if you can fit her in a sewer pipe or a shallow grave in the woods before the police start to ask questions.
>>33481400Take matters into your own hands. Good for Slick if he pulls through, but have a backup plan ready.
>>33481400load pistol and prepare a contingency plan if everything goes south
>>33481592>>33481524>>33481561You reflect on the day you were banned from using guns. It was because of a date.You're not the manager of prison floor. You don't know the layout or the Committee-mandated escape routes.
>>33481692Fine then make a shiv out of anything remotely sharp nearby and hid it in your anus in case you need it
>>33481692Well, there's still the crossbow. Remember, you were banned from guns, and besides which, you didn't even get it registered! That'll teach those obstructive red-tape spreading bureaucrats!
>>33481692Channel your inner pirate by getting a flintlock pistol
>>33481692Go Rambo on any fucker who tries to get in your way.
>>33481711>>33481739>>33481763>>33481779people, people, settle the fuck down.We need to do this the proper waythe capitalist way
>>33481711Melee weapons aren't your forte, even in mmorpgs.>>33481763>>33481739Different date, but same outcome. Also, you're an "obstructive red-tape bureaucrat".>>33481779You don't work out thaaaat much.>>33481811And what would that be?
>>33481843Do you have any evidence that could be presented at the trial that might help clear her name?
>>33481843blackmail the sucker who got you into this shithole situation in the first place
>>33481843>Also, you're an "obstructive red-tape bureaucrat".That just means you know all of the tricks and weaknesses they have! Quickly! Escape your office building and find some way to help your date!Maybe search her apartm- oh, yeah, office for clues.
>>33481843Hire someone more competent then Slick?
>>33481843Use your bureaucrat powers to postpone the trial, so you have more time to make a plan.
>>33481951Already did. You set up extra-inefficient plans for all the workers and cut off the floor's coffee supply.>>33481927As manager, you have the master key. But it still feels wrong.
>>33481843Use your bureau-telepathy to force the trial to happen two days after the date, citing a day of celebration of a true hero of capitalism.
>>33481998Go in anyway and search her stuff thoroughly. And I mean THOROUGHLY
>>33481998Would you rather she stand in front of a judge?Plus, you can check out what her place is like, and maybe get an idea of what she likes in her men...
>>33482033Panty drawer too?
>>33482088of course... but if anyone asks you didn't
>>33482018You put the idea of such a letter on your to-do list.>>33482070>>33482033>>33482070>>33482033Oh man, what wold your mother think?You step past your splintered door and enter 606's office. It's filled with posters of obscure movies and video games - is that Donnie Darko? Wow.
>>33482124Search her closet first.
>>33482124SNIFF HER BEDSHEETSEr... look behind her posters (carefully) for things hidden behind it, then check that 606 jumpsuit for anything in her pockets.THEN SNIFF HER BEDSHEETS
>>33482124>>33482194>>33482179Once you're done with those go through her drawers and desk searching for false bottoms.. and who knows maybe she won't miss a pair of panties or two..
>>33482236>>33482194>>33482179These thoughts all tell you that it's time to search elsewhere.
>>33482274since you've found nothing here you might as well tear the place apart making it look like a robber got in
>>33482295What? Robber? What a strange thought to have as you scale up a bazillion-story building.You're Hans. Fascist freedom fighter. Using the power of almighty Hitler's blessings and nanofibers, you have climbed up to someone's window.You forgot the rest of the plan. It's kind of embarrassing.
>>33482377continue climbing until you can find a way into said bazillion-story building
>>33482377Radio back to base, and ask what you have to do again.
>>33482377Be a Nazi.
Check your inventory
>>33482461"Um, base?" you ask timidly."Yes, Hans?""What am I doing here, again?""Dummkopf, to free our brothers in the wrong chains!""Wait, someone got captured?""Well, are agents keep getting captured. We don't really keep track of them, but we still gotta check if they're okay. So we have a weekly prison break thing going on. You know, Fascist Friday?"Fucking Fascist Friday.>>33482489Listen, you're not a nazi, you're a fascist. You personally don't have anything against Jews or non-aryans at all. It's just that your dad pushed you into it, and now you're here.>>33482503Nano-fiber stick gloves and a stun gun.>>33482456You find an office.There's a mattress and posters of obscure movies and video games - is that Donnie Darko? No way.
>>33482528But you are affiliated with the Nazi Party, aren't you?Anyways, climb in and figure out who lives here. They might have some clothes that will fit us!
>>33482528Lay on the bed. Take a breather.
Trade your uniform for some red, you need to look proper when you beat down some CLUWNES
>>33482528Look through the closet.
>>33482581Listen here, you're a fascist who believes that a strong government is better than none at all. Nothing racist or homophobic, despite what your father is.>>33482616Seems... antifascist.>>33482677>>33482672You find matching uniforms. Unfortunately, they were designed for a creature with a smaller waist and boobs. You pocket it anyways.
>>33482757Find a map of the building.
>>33482757Feel compelled to wear the uniform.
>>33482757Find a shirt with a happy face on it.Also, make a note next time to bring in a gas mask, toolbelt, and a emag, you sad excuse of a facist infiltrator
>>33482847You're just a rookie, you didn't know.>>33482796>>33482837You couldn't wear it, really, but you do have this one friend who likes to try on new -"Hans! Help me in! There's a drone patrolling in the air."Speak of the devil.
>>33482909push the creeper out of the window
>>33482909taze him, he's probably already spotted
>>33482909Drag him in, close the window, and hide in the corners. Don't leave any sign of your presence.
>>33482909Pull him in
>>33482909He's going to get the both of you caught! Quickly, drag his fat hairy ass in!Also, don't show him the uniform, we don't want to see the fascist version of capitalist Man-Faye.Ever.
>>33483018>>33483028>>33483038You help him in and shut the window. The glass fades to a dark black.He then takes the uniform from you."Oh, oh, my gott! Hans, you little sneak! Really, how did you- no don't even, thanks! I really needed a stylish Prelestny Fashion shirt!"He puts it on."You're the best, Hans!"
>>33483094Now punch him in the throat and run away
>>33483094Eh? It seems like he's caught your interest. That's not against any fascist principles, is it?That aside, let's investigate this room to see who's been living in it.
>>33483094Exit the building. Find the jail.
>>33483145Maybe against Nazism, but not fascism. Equality under oppression.You find some weird scrapbook, and give it to your companion, Karl.>>33483164"Come on, Hans, we're wasting freedom time." He pushes you to the elevator and presses the JAIL LEVEL button.You're lucky that no one saw you yet.
>>33483212Someone might be waiting when you come out of the elevator. Hide on the ceiling.
>>33483212Make fascist small talk.
>>33483212See if you can find a hatch to the roof of the elevator car, climb up on top of it, and see if you can sneak to the jail floor by pressing the floor after the jail floor and opening the elevator doors when it stops.
tell hem he looks good
>>33483276It's a bit too short for that.>>33483337You - what? Seems rather complicated for just sneaking into a high-security ultra-rich corporate fashion building.>>33483347No, no, he's married to a woman. That'd be cheating on his wife.>>33483309"So, Karl, how about politics? Pretty crazy, that Mixed Economic Republic of Denmark. Holding out between two superstates," you say."Hey Hans, can I tell you something?" Karl asks."Jesus, that serious. Can't it wait?""I - no. It can't. I've been hiding it from my parents, from my friends, and my children. I have to come out of the closet, I think."Oh mein gott.
>>33483366"I think I'm a communist."
>>33483366Tell him to get a hold of himself. And slap him super hard.
see I tall you! Tall him its ok.
>>33483430Have you told your wife yet? She should know that you've been lying about your socio-political affiliations. It's hurting your marriage, and the longer you hide it, the worse it'll get.
>>33483430I can understand being displeased with the government's ideology, but we've got to focus on the mission. Whatever form of government ultimately succeeds, we need to undermine the cruel and oppressive regimes so that better civilizations can take their place.
>>33483563>>33483531(Apologies for the confusion and accidental writing of "607" on a "606" uniform)You didn't say it! You're a Fascist! An ambiguously gay fascist who's infiltrating a prison!Fucking Karl here is the one who's jeopardizing everything now, the commie.As you move to choke him, the elevator doors open."Welcome to prison floor! Smile for the automatic photo!" beeps out a camera.
>>33483430"Don't worry, I understand how you... wait, I thought you were going to say something else."
>>33483602Don't kill him just because of his ideology. Focus on the big problems. This nation uses forced child labor to accumulate wealth. Political differences can be worked out later.
>>33483602take out your tazer.It's time to paint the halls
>>33483656>>33483692You struggle with your thoughts when two guards yell, "FREEZE!"One of them is in bellbottom jeans.Wait, what are you thinking, you're about to get shot.
>>33483752Ask him what happened to his pants.Not the one with the jeans, the other one. Doesn't he know that bell bottoms are in this season?
>>33483752Throw down a smoke bomb!
>>33483752Point the jeans out to Karl, have him go into a fashion frenzy and remove those jeans by force.
>>33483752Close the elevator
>>33483777Yeah, you're right. What an un-trendy motherfucker.>>33483856All of a sudden, saucy Cuban Salsa starts playing over the radio. Even the guards are distracted. It's a solid beat.>>33483809You and Karl zap the two guards unconscious as you throw down a smoke bomb.
>>33483927Snag their keys. We gotta release all these freedom fighters and maybe violent criminals.
>>33483927Walk out to the tune like some saucy show host
>>33483927Get their uniform. We need endure this...jeans if we want get into prison undetected.
>>33483927Snag the unconscious guards and grab their uniforms and guns. Prop them up in a compromising position in the elevator, one guy having his butt being used as a pillow by the other guy.
>>33483927Where do the cameras send data? You might want to delete your pictures from their records.
>>33483955>>33483952You saucily put on the jeans.>>33483949You find a plastic button on the bell-bottom guard. You press it. It does nothing, you think.>>33483980Disappointed, you start to amuse yourself.>>33483999Hmm, yeah. Wouldn't want anyone thinking some dude named 606 wasn't who they thought it was. That'd be overly mean to a complete stranger.Then a deafening boom behind you."INTRUDERS DETECTED: PROFIT INEVITABLE."Holy shit, it's a giant robot.
>>33484063Why did you press the button? Pressing buttons that you can't identify is always a bad idea.
>>33484063Oh shit, runrunrunRUN!!!
>>33484063Back to the elevator.
>>33484063Climb the walls like you did outside the building.Swipe the shirt from the ceiling. Also, your smoke grenade is shoddy, what kind of fascist armory did you buy that from?
>>33484178It appears that the shirt directs it, somehow. It momentarily flips into an angry face when IT SHOOTS AT YOU.>>33484143FULL OF PEOPLE IN COMPROMISING POSES.>>33484136You run. You hear the gun Karl picked up say, "No Prelestny Fashion shirt detected on user. Access denied."
>>33484255Tell the shirt that you'll find it someone more comfortable to wear it if it lets you go.
>>33484255Haul ass. Really hard.
>>33484276You look over to Karl."WHY DID YOU TAKE OFF THE SHIRT YOU TOOK FROM ME?" you yell."It was un-stylish five minutes ago," he responds.>>33484286You keep running.
>>33484276Grab a shirt from one of the guards
>>33484303Run in zig-zags. It won't be able to target you.
>>33484372"UN-STYLISH?""Yeah, I have an app on my visor that tells me the latest trends."
>>33484424Sweet! We need one!
>>33484424What else does your visor do?
>>33484424Well, that's not very fascist of him, is it? People should conform the the vision of their enlightened leaders, not to the chaotic whims of the masses!
>>33484445You ask him as a bullet goes through your hat."Teleportation!" he chimes.>>33484467Damn straight - wait, did this motherfucker say teleportation?
>>33484565Ask why you had to scale up an entire building when he had that the whole time. Also escape.
>>33484565press all the buttons on the way out. Buttons are your friend.
>>33484565He's pressing a button. Grab his hand so he doesn't leave you behind.
>>33484584You tell him how needlessly difficult the beginning of the mission was. Also, teleportation."Shit, I thought you knew where you were going," he says.He grabs your shoulder and presses his visor.
Teleportation is a lot like an acid trip. For one moment, you feel like you're one with the universe. It sounds like a Pink Floyd album. It tastes like love.Karl transforms into a one-eyed mutant. You grow wings out of your cheeks and turn blue.And then it's over. Safe and sound. Drooling.PART 8 OVER, GO HOME, PEOPLE.
>>33484814THANKS FOR THE THREAD
>>33484960I LOVE YOU TOO.
Just got here. I feel like we were supposed to break 203 and 606 out of prison, and failed spectacularly.
>>33485042I expect that the picture of "606" with the scrapbook and nazi uniform will be enough to convince the cold, uncaring bureaucracy of Prelestny Fashion. All except Slick, 203, Kaguya, and the manager.WHOOPS SPOILER NOT REALLYThanks for checking out the quest, though!
>>33485118I'm out of pumpkin man pictures.I'll aim for it, but no guarantee. It's really weird and cool to see people expecting more and not hate it.Goodnight.