You wince as Yuuzu wraps an bag of ice to your hand. "Nothing's broken but... What in the world happened to it?" She inquires, a bit puzzled. You barely hear her as you're already deep in a conversation about Oorai's next opponent- Anzio Girl's Highschool- who'd managed to defeat the French-themed Maginot High.You are Commander Russells of the M26E1 Pershing Heavy Tank "Black Jack" and, as you draw your hand back from Yuuzu and flex your hand experimentally the pain seems almost and afterthought."Italians..." You muse. Most of what you know about the Italians is just how badly they got their clocks cleaned in World War II- In fact you can't think of a battle they won.>"Well, should be an easy fight, right?">"What sort of tanks are they bringing?">"Who's their commander?">Other.
>>33458709>"Who's their commander?"
>>33458709>>"What sort of tanks are they bringing?">>"Who's their commander?"
>>33458709>>"Who's their commander?"
>>33458709>"What sort of tanks are they bringing?">"Who's their commander?"
>>33458709>"What sort of tanks are they bringing?">"Who's their commander?"Also, past threads in episodic form can be found here: http://pastebin.com/pifB1Vq0
>>33458709BlackJack, please stop writing 'Oorai'. Its proper spelling is O-a-r-a-i. I say this because I made the same mistake for so long and I cringe at the thought of it.
>>33458709>"Well, should be an easy fight, right?""Wasn't Italian armor metallurgy equivalent to...well, cheese?"danfuckingeagleman.jpg
>>33458709>"What sort of tanks are they bringing?">"Who's their commander?">>33459242they did have HEAT rounds, so don't be totally dismissive.
>>33459324I'm just saying if Russels first thought was about them getting their clocks cleaned then he'd be dismissive. He certainly has his sense of bravado/confidence, which is usually properly curtailed by his gramps...or Miho...or Rose...or Ami...Our intrepid young hero has a lot to learn.
>>33459520Sorry, should have classified my reply as OOC, vs. >>33459242's IC response. But, yes, Russells is guilty of the sin of pride. not the worst case I've seen, but its there.
>>33459126Japanese transliteration mah nigga, it's either Oo or Ö, and Oo is easier to type
>>33459649wikipedia is wrong... myanimelist is wrong/ spells it 'Ooarai'... I shouldn't be surprised. That and I don't know a thing about the Japanese language. *sigh* next you're going to tell me I've been spelling/formatting Senshado wrong. Oh well, back to google drive editing for me.
>>33459811What's important is that I've still got it wrong.
"Who's their captain." You ask, drawing your arm back and looking to Miho- she's generally the brains to your brawn. She also knows the Japanese senshado scene like the back of her hand."Chovey-chan!" Anzu says, beating Miho to the punch- you both look over at her. "She hates when I call her that. She's their Duce..." She shrugs popping a dried sweet potato chip in her mouth. Miho nods. "She calls herself Anchovy, but their team call her Duce. She's clever and a good strategist- but she's working with Italian panzers." She says. "They tend not to be the hardest hitters- I'd love to see what she's capable of doing if she had proper armor to work with...">"What are Italian tanks like?">"Whats her record like?">Other.
>>33460073>>"Whats her record like?"Tactics trump tanks
>>33460073>>"Whats her record like?"We all know Italian tanks are..... less than favorable. So its man (or girl) behind the tank now.
>>33460073>>"What are Italian tanks like?">>"Whats her record like?"
>>33460073>"What are Italian tanks like?">"Whats her record like?"both are important to a commander. facing and commanding a tankette swarm is different than a line of TDs.
>>33459811Well, BJ spelled it Oorai. Which still wrong.Ooarai not really wrong, though RL City romanize it to Oarai.as seen on their aquaworld website
>>33460073>"Whats her record like?"We did have only good things to say about the Char B1 and Somua S35, so obviously Anchovy isn't a simple matter of raw statistics. Also, the OVA...delicious...jumping...tankettes...
>>33460073>"What are Italian tanks like?">"Whats her record like?"
>>33460195Delicious, jumping back-shooting tankettes.
>>33460159so, for editing, I'll play it safe and go with Ooarai.>>33460195yah, not likely here mate. better chance of [spoilers] those getting 47mm field guns. [spoilers]
>>33460195Some of the shots are references to Lupin the Third as well.
>>33460261Oh? I must have missed those, what we..>>33460277never mind, thanks.
>>33460228Delicious Pepperoni flipping hers right side up. Oh my.
>>33460362and she does that after several end-over-end rolls, with nary a scratch. carbon-fiber-handwavium armor should not protect you from being a loose penny in a tumble dryer.
>>33460434Senshado makes you STRONK.
>>33460460"Armors the heart of a maiden"
>>33460480Armors the cunt of a maiden too, seeing how they're all stuck on all-girls ships.
>>33460073>"What are Italian tanks like?"Italian tanks, Italian drivers. What could go wrong?
>>33460505Well, there are also non-students male. I mean, worker on local dining or other services should have at least some young man employed there.
>>33460430Notice no padding, reinforced helmets, or any form of personal protection. At the risk of sounding like a hater, there should be severe lacerations, friction burns, and extensive bruising. you all like that stuff, fine. Just be aware, BJ will most likely slide that off to the side.>>33460460No. I can accept hard bones and developed muscles from diet and life style, but skin is skin. they should be more bloodied than a butcher in Roanapur.>>33460480says nothing about protecting the BODY of a maiden, I.E. skin and Bones!
So... how long until somone posts the Anchovy fic?
>>33460575Sometimes i think Senshado League not really pay attention on engine used, only gun and armor. I don't think those Tankettes could run that fast IRL.>>33460562Fine, magic carbon that also function as padding then.
>>33460540Mhm, one of the freshman girls had a boyfriend at the start of the series
>>33460618Saori also mentions passing boys on the way to school in the first episode, though she's pretty unreliable on that subject.
>>33460616>implying metal of any kind can function as paddingsure, if you like your girls tenderized.You want to not get thrown around by that kind of driving, you get strapped in NASCAR style.
>>33460618>>33460656Alisa mentions something about a guy she has a crush on during the Saunders match too
>>33460670>implying carbon is a metal
>>33460656Saori mentions having boyfriends constantly so that Hana doesn't lesrape her, according to the 4koma.
Well, all this talk about safety feature...This is reason why at some point, i just shrug it off and say 'eh, magic carbon'.>>33460708Which not canon (anymore).In semi-official 4koma Hana lesbian tendency has greatly diminishing, playing more on her appetite.
>>33460616I'm sure the engines use advanced metals and control systems to have them have a similar power band and peak output of the originals, just with perfect reliability (outside of a AP shell I suppose).
>>33460691metal, earth, rock, chemical compound, whatever.bottom line, not buying it...>>33460735eh, you're right. no reason to get butthurt over all this. Let's all just assume its hand-waved by some system or another.
>>33460735Hana just hasn't had much screentime in the 4koma lately.
>>33460755Type 89 IRL was nowhere as fast as Team Duck use. Same with Jagdpanzer 38(t)/hetzer. >>33460827Even in her sporadic appearance author plays more on her appetite.
>>33460607Lemme try and dig it up, I have it somewhere.
The other side of Anzio's Ducehttps://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1732891?tags=anchovy
>>33460607Ah, here it is.pt1
>>33460607>>33460923pt2This is all I've found so far, looking for the rest, I think it continues.
>>33460827Dammitt, you reminded my that its still ongoing. now I have to find and read the new chapters.>>33460873true, if we allow Crazy Taxi style driving for our some of our team, its only fair that the others get the same.>>33460923>>33460961and that's the point where I open the GuPQ Wrirefag file again and get copying. God I miss Anchovy Writer.>mfw you will never give Erwin a copy of Infantry Attacks, in German, signed by the author.>mfw you will never give Fluffy a copy of Panzer Tactics signed by Guderian himself.
>>33460873>Even in her sporadic appearance author plays more on her appetite.Are we reading the same 4koma?Because most of Hana's appearances have been about her being a crazy Yuri stalker.
>>33461041>Are we reading the same 4koma?Probably not. That sounds more like Lovey-dovey Panzer than More Rabu Rabu, which is the mostly official one. They're by the same artist, though.
>>33461011Don't forget speedy Matildas.>>33461041It seems right now there are two distiction of Nanashi Gorou 4-koma.first, the one who started Hana's lesbian attack:https://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/6300And official Motto Rabu2 web editionhttps://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/7425On official Motto Rabu2 web edition, most lesbian antics has been toned down. I reading both and sometimes put it in same meaning when someone says 'that gup 4-koma'
Been an hour and we've nitpicked the physics enough. *ahem* Is BlackJack kill?
>>33461272while we wait, here's something for you Erikafags out there: Erika not being a bitch! http://mangapark.com/manga/girls-und-panzer-motto-love-love-sakusen-desu/s2/c12
>>33461368Erika has evolved from bitch to Tsundere! Can't wait to see how BJ handles this.
You aren't exactly familiar with Italian tanks- most of what you knew about were pre- or early-war tankettes that were little more than armored cars with tracks. Definately nothing you'd seen that inspired any kind of dread or worry- but still she'd taken out French armor which meant there was something going on. "What's her record like?""Not great- Kuromuromine never went against them directly. Most of the time they're knocked out in the first or second round." She says before she looks to Anzu. "You said you knew her personally?" Anzu seems to know everyone personally.Anzu nods, mouth still full. "Their school isn't well known for their senshado prowess- Great culinary program, though." She spins around in her chair, which she had either found another one of or had dragged from the office to the little tent near Black Jack's hanger. "One of her plans must have worked...">"Plans?">"What about her tanks?">"So, are you happy with the match today, Anzu?">Other.
>>33461422>>"Plans?">>"What about her tanks?"
>>33461422>"What about her tanks?">>"Plans?"key bit of info: what kind of guns do the tanks use. if the tankettes are using AT rifles or the 47mm gun, we need to find out ASAP.
>>33461422>>"Plans?">Other."Culinary?">>33461417It involved get beaten on national match. Though that Maho, Koume and Yukari's face is what selling me.
>>33461458I'm thinking Russels reaction to A. the entire 'lost with erika' or B. Erika and Miho come walking back... holding hands.Yukari's thoughts: shockKoume: Erika, why are you holding hands with the enemy?Maho: why are you holding hands with my beloved imouto, who is mine and mine alone? *plots stabbing*
>>33461422>"What about her tanks?"Do we have to worry about them?
>>33461518Koume is very friendly toward Miho though (she saved her live anyway). i doubt 'enemy' is the word she will use for Miho.
>>33461581You're right, forgot to connect name to event. So something more like: Miho, why are you holding hands with the girl who insulted you so much?
>>33461640All three of them are clearly thinking "Bitch, get your hands off my Miho."
>>33461712Yukari? nah, too nice, expression looks surprised more than anythingKuro girls? you put it better than I could.
>>33461712that could work too.
>>33461749Hey! Rufus! Haven't seen you in a while! how've you been? Quick request, would like a Magas XLF gif of Coop headbutting the Big Red button with the caption 'MUST PRESS RED BUTTON!' I need it for stuff, mainly other quests.
>>33461741Yukari's already elevated to combat mode from the confrontation, and has one of those anger veins visible. I don't think it's unreasonable to say she'd be a little pissed that The Enemy is touching her Nishizumi-dono. And since she asks Miho out on a date in the next chapter, I don't think it's unreasonable to think she feels a little threatened by this development.
>>33461807thank you.>>33461821ok, point taken, they're all thinking death threats.
>>33461422>"Plans?">"What about her tanks?">"So, are you happy with the match today, Anzu?"in this order.
>>33461422seconding this: >>33461455
>>33461792I've always been here. But I have a job, and that job does not allow me to stay up until 5 am questing with the rest of you knuckleheads.
>>33461911thanks man. I get having timezone/sleep problems. when school starts in August, I'll probably have to go back to reading this in the archives.
>>33461950What, do you live in Asia Pacific Region?
>>33461965no, I'm in Indiana. It's 1 in the damm morning, while BlackJack's out in California.
>>33461422>"Plans?">"What about her tanks?"8 mins to go, calling BlackJack dead, commences summoning.
>>33461011>the GuPQ Wrirefag fileI'm assuming it's a collection of a bunch of different GuP writefaggotry. Care to share?
>>33461011>>33462249yes please. In exchange https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBI9d0-IfEM Warning, kinda graphic.
>>33462249its just a word document at the moment. i=It will take me a few weeks to go back through EVERY THREAD to make sure I haven't missed anything. but, if you like I'll make a google doc of what I have right now.>>33462296ok, I'll get right on it.
>>33462303I'd appreciate it. Thanks.
>>33462316>>33462296Here's the link: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1HSdiUwRJP0_gkZ3_Sw68GaSHpwmFdlYje9LJ5O0cfQI/edit?usp=sharingcaviat: rather than I dig through the archives again, would those of you who have done GuPQ writefaggotry in the past, please copy-paste it in here under your then-name, even if it's anon? you can edit this doc. new author=new page. Thank you.
"Plans?" You ask, looking at Anzu. "Anchovy's working with... Well Italian armor." She spins around in her chair as she talks. "So, she always comes up with these crazy plans and strategies- its really fun to watch." She stops her chair. "They've gotten a bit of a fanbase because of it- she never wins but she never gives up and never fails to be entertaining."Miho nods. "That's very admirable in senshado.""What about their tanks?" You ask, "Italians weren't exactly known for their great armor..." You trail off."It's their weakness- Most of what they have are tankettes- agile but armed with machineguns." She says. "A few Semovante's- those are self-propelled guns without a turret. Oh and a few M13/40's.">"Sounds like an easy win- what's the catch?">"I needed a breather round...">"Well, sounds like a win- speaking of wins what did you think of today?">Other.
>>33462407>>"Sounds like an easy win- what's the catch?"
>>33462407>"Sounds like an easy win- what's the catch?">"speaking of wins what did you think of today?"Anti-tank rifles, man! ANTI-TANK RIFLES!
>>33462407>"Sounds like an easy win- what's the catch?"
>>33462407>>"Sounds like an easy win- what's the catch?"Of course there's going to be a catch.
>>33462407>>>"Sounds like an easy win- what's the catch?"
>>33462407>>"Sounds like an easy win- what's the catch?"There's ALWAYS a catch.
>>33462404>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1HSdiUwRJP0_gkZ3_Sw68GaSHpwmFdlYje9LJ5O0cfQI/edit?usp=sharingYou sure that's what you meant to link comrade?
>>33462546shit. lack of sleep at it again. real link: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1LTf0JMkTQmd0JSuXKS-ISt2Mv9KnSFo6v6DMDXtpeuo/edit
>>33462407>>"Sounds like an easy win- what's the catch?""I heard something about a trick. What sort of trick could they have gotten? "
>>33462584S'cool. Appreciate you putting forth all this effort by the way.
>>33462644It's a labor of love... fueled by the amount sleep sacrificed to its progress.
Well I'm dozing off at my desk so I'm gonna have to turn in for the night. You lot enjoy yourselves.
You look from Miho to Anzu, suspicion mounting in your mind. "Alright, so what's the catch here?" You ask, certain that this would not be as easy as they're saying. "C'mon- crappy tanks, losing record... What's the..." You think for a second on what the opposite of a silver lining would be.You give up after a few seconds. Miho shrugs. "Actually, Russells, it can be that easy- most schools that participate don't have very robust Senshado teams. Really the big ones that really dominate the semi-finals and finals are Saunders, Pravda, Glorianna and Black Forest Peak..." She sighs. "Sometimes I think it isn't fair- there are great commanders and tankers on the other teams that rarely get a chance to shine. But Senshado really shouldn't be about winning or losing...">"So, are we one of those teams then?">Ask Anzu about your victory today.>Other.
>>33463058>"So, are we one of those teams then?">Ask Anzu about your victory today.
>>33463058>>"So, are we one of those teams then?">>Ask Anzu about your victory today.
>>33463058>Ask Anzu about your victory today.
>>33463058>Ask Anzu for a blowjob
>>33463256>Ask Anzu for a blowjob while we finger and make out with Miho
"So, think we're one of those teams, then?" You ask Miho. "Rather, do you think people thought we were one of those teams?" The answer isn't really needed."Before Saunders? Before your match with Erika?" She shrugs. "Maybe- but you don't pay attention to what people expect. The fact that we might be considered weak is itself a strength. We are going to be underestimated and thats how we'll beat them." She smiles at you. "Might've spoiled that point of view for people today, though." You say with a grin. "At least for Black Forest Peak, anyway.""That's not all..." Anzu says, continuing to spin in her chair. "The match today put us on the map. People know about Black Jack- and now they know about Ooarai.">"What do they know?">"Any benefits to that?">Other.
>>33463767>>"Any benefits to that?" >>"how did your monetizing go?"we promised History team stuff
>>33463767>>"Any benefits to that?">>"like, fund to Ooarai?'Wanna know if we have gain something financially.
>>33463767>>"What do they know?">>"Any benefits to that?"
>>33463767>>33463767"Well, now that my dominant hand is all screwed up, i'll need one of you to help me jerk off. Miho, you up for a bit of fun?"
>>33464292>Using dominant hand to fap.>Not fapping with left hand so right hand can work mouse.pleb
>>33464335> Trusting you left hand to handle your unitAmatuer hour already
"Speaking of which..." You say, leaning back a bit. The ice has definately numbed the pain considerably at this point, even if it looks like you're wearing a boxing glove. "Did your plan to make money for our Senshado club work?"Anzu shrugs. "Dunno." You and Miho stare at her. "What?" She says finally. "Its been literally an hour and a half." She spins in her chair once again. You wonder how she isn't dizzy by now.Momo speaks up. "Give it time- Information has to make it to the right ears." She says, standing straights with her arms folded behind her back. "You must trust that the President's plan will work." You're annoyed, partially because you were expecting offers and sponsors to rain from the sky and partially because you know, for once, Anzu and Momo are right.>"So how long will it take?">"What about the media?">Other.
>>33464420>>"What about the media?">>Other."And whats your plan anyway?"
>>33464420>"So how long will it take?"
>>33464438Yeah, this sounds good.
>>33464420BJ, arise and get writing.
>>33464858Proper ritual is'Is BJ ded?'
>>33464870I'm trying a variation. think of it this way: instead of using an alarm clock to wake a friend, I'm throwing a cat,at his face, from across the room.
"So what about the media?" You ask. "Hear anything from Richard about those interviews?" You ask- it was a huge thing and you'd done a lot to help him get a good story and hadn't heard anything about it since.Anzu stops and smiles. "Oh, we're getting media attention-" You nods to you. "Good job on that press conference, by the way... As for Top Gear?" She shrugs. "It takes time to edit and then they've got to work it into the existing schedule... As the Russians say- 'when its done, its done'.""So you plan is basically sit and wait?" Miho says, nonplussed by Anzu's lack of urgency on the matter. "We need money now- ammo, fuel, tank restoration...""Don't work Miho." Anzu says. "Trust me on this- help is on its way..." You really aren't feeling the trust here.
>>33465028NEXT TIME: The Hamster meets his fans!
NEXT TIME ON GIRLS UND PANZER QUEST...>Patrick does something new.>Why does he do this to us?>We get a call.Girls und Panzer Quest will return tomorrow at 4-5PM PST. (Okay, technically tonight at 4-5PM PST.)Follow me on Twitter for schedule changes and to find out when the thread goes live!https://twitter.com/BlackJackGuPQ
>>33465028>As the Russians say- 'when its done, its done'."heh.That actually pretty funny.Thanks for the thread BJ!
>>33465046so much for getting good sleep... see you all later today, and you better not let Auto club down BlackJack. They've worked hard and Blue Fredrich, and who better to tell them that than their idol? what better reward can you think of?
>>33465046>>Patrick does something new.>>Why does he do this to us?>>We get a call.>Patrick does something new.>Patrick>new
A new post of Sheilas and Sentinels tomorrow? We'll see