Rolled 3http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=neckbeard+questPrevious threadsIf you wish to switch character files, even number must simply suggest PAUSE, FILE SELECT. You may second even numbers in hopes your post lands an even number.----"BOYS!""WHAT ARE YOU DOING""GET BACK INSIDE NOW!"Previous thread has some good responses, let's see what the die here decides.1, Go to the bakery!2, Return inside in case of more swords3, Yell out "WHY?!"
>>33361943>3, Yell out "WHY?!"
>>333619431, Go to the bakery!
>>333619433, Yell out "WHY?!"
"Why?""Do you stupid hormonal pieces of shits really want to risk getting stabbed in the dick out there?""WE WERE ORDERED TO STAY INDOORS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE"
>>33362407Fuck it, go grab some warm bread at the bakery
>>33362407"Look man, if life was made for being careful and be a pussy then nobody would get anywhere. Life is about risks and i'm not gonna stay inside just so that i'll live unsure about not getting any poontang. You're a teacher, you should understand this loss more than us!"Then run away to not do what you said you'd do.
>>33362407"Well, Anons needs ta tuffin up. We's been threw worser stuff."
>>33362407suck his alpha dick
>>33362407Take the rapier and jam it in his urethra for being ass.
>Everything is evens.Fuck.
>>33362510>Looks here, if life ams madings for beings of carefuls and being pussy then nobodies would get anywhere.>Life ams about risks and I ams not goings to stayings insides just do that I ams livings unsure about gettings any poontags.>You ams teacher, you ams understandings of loss more than us!>Besides, Anons is needings of toughings ups."Hey!">We ams beings through worser stuff.
>>33362454Then you guys head off to the bakery.
>>33364256Damn you wussy!! PAUSE
>>33364256Anon: Use your tears to make the ground behind you slick, so the chasing guy trips.
>>33365704Anon used his tears to slick your trail.
1, He slips and lands, turns back to school. (-He will harshly punish you when you return. If you don't return, he will hunt you down later.)2, He slides on it to gain speed on you3, He slides into an alternate path to your destination: The bakery
Rolled 1>>33366934Forgot the RIGHT dice, ooops
>>333669554? 4?! What is 4?! Does he pull an orzs, and slide away?
>>33366998lol sux 2 suckalso what kind of punishment?
>>33367005Didn't Teli ask you to stop namefagging in this quest?
>>33366955>>33366998You rolled wrong Teli, you will have to accept...A PENALTY GAME!
>>33367055Hmm, maybe. It's been a long time though, so I would apologize and not do it again, because I have forgotten. Did Teli ask that? I don't remember.
>>33367067Sh-shit.>>33367024Who knows, let's just hope it's nothing really painful.You and Anon had successfully escaped you verbally abrasive teacher and safely reach to the Bakery.
>>33367091She did, so please stop.
>>33367067fucking volume one of yugioh and it's no nose yugi>>33367091She did.
>>33367091Yeah. Only reason I remember is because you're really fucking annoying and I cheered when he told you to gtfo.
>>33367129>>33367131Oh, ok, I will stop.
>>33367104Check your pockets for money. We need dosh for delicious treats.
>>33367104>Pause>enter key for gamestop excluside preorder DLC
>>33367316Your pockets contain:Lint240 moneyA stick of mint chewing gumPost KeyPhoneUpon entering, the bakery turns out to be a mess. It also smells like some strange mix of pheromones, baked goods, and sex. There are odd noises coming from the kitchen.There are pastries and frosting all over the floor. There is also some bread but most of it stayed on it's shelf.
>>33367570Leave. A bakery that smells like this cannot have very sanitary goods. Go track down Torpedo Asshole.
>>33367570Take some baked treats and leave money on the counter. Take cryanon shopping for gifts for his wife.
>>33367635Change to Anon.
>>33367768You take some bread with your treats and bagged them. 30 monies were placed on the counter.Then you offered up to take your friend here to go gift shopping for his wife.
>>33368138You are now Anon.
>>33368596Eat the cookie and assimilate its essence.Gain ability to produce chocolate tears.
>>33368596Eat the cookieGo buy a nice gift for your weapons obsessed gf.
>>33368596fuck the cookie, absorb its shame
>>33368609This will be our first step towards liquid enlightenment.
Slow day today, huh.>>33368692You ate the cookie. You are now sated.First thing in finding your grilfriend a gift is knowing where to get one. Where do you look first?
>>33369620a gunshop?she is /k/ay
>>33369662this sounds safe
>>33369620Ninja or us.
>>33369934Do you mean R Us?Like Toys R Us?
>>33369662We can get her an embroidered holster.
>>33370071That is not a bad idea.
>>33369662Isn't /k/ay fucking /fit/guy in a train?
>>33370333Her body is. Yorrick is possessing her.
>>33369662>>33370082The gun shop should be across town. You don't really know where it is, but you're sure it is across town.
>>33370455Head across town then? Maybe ask someone for directions.
>>33369620Ask the friendly masked man if he knows where we can buy guns.
>>33369620Wave to opium head.
>>33370455Ask someone with large muscles for directions to the GUN SHOW. Be unaware of the standard response.
>>33370455Guys that damn dog is a worse villain than Neckbeard ever was! LOOK AT THE STATE OF THIS PLACE>>33370555this
>>33370587I'm pretty sure Neckbeard has caused far more damage and killed far more innocents.Intentionally, too.
>>33370455Why don't we collect swords for her? There's no shortage and they are pretty /k/
>>33370486>>33370548"Eh? Guns?""There should be a gunshop across the traintracks and past dog park."There was shouting coming from inside the bakery."Excuse me."The masked man disappears into the bakery.
>>33371025Garush should have first pic. He actually uses swords. Wooden ones, but still.
>>33371044Wonder what that's about.Garush: challenge Cryanon to a running duel as we head to the gun shop, switching between different rainswords as we go. Toughens you up, and we can test which sword is most suitable at the sames times!
>>33371044Go look at some funs at the funshop. Not a typo
>>33369960... yeah I was on my phone.
>>33371044Against better judgment, investigate the shouting coming from inside the bakery.
>>33371373But we were just in there.
>>33371088Garush challenged you to a running duel, but you told him to hold on.>>33371420You went back into the bakery, your Orc friend is waiting outside. It still has that pheromone, freshly baked sex smell, now mixed in with opium. There are voices coming from the kitchen.
>>33371762>posted on the wrong tab and cant delete because on phoneShamefur dispray. Now I feel like an idiot.
>>33371762Unfortunately we have to do this now, whatever it is.>>33371663Better sneak up and listen in! Why? Curiosity.
>>33371663Run the fuck out.
>>33371762>EvensOh, shit, what did you just do?>>33371663Enter kitchen cautiously.
>>33371774You can delete on a phone by turning it sideways, which gives you the selection button as usual.However, you must leave this post, as it is now our action.
>>33371762What IS this?
>>33371762>The power of /v/ summons us a Cougar>May /k/ guide my aim
>>33371762>All I need is one good biofarmDidn't /k/ay have a plan to use our tears to make hydroponics for the inevitable zombie apocalypse? That's the best I can do trying to parse this.
>>33371762>>200 kills to go on my Cougar>>Feeling the urge to use the Jag or TRAC for dat tasty 750/143>All I need is one good biofarm and I'd be set.For posterity, and the fact that it was an even post.
>>33371832Great, my shame has been lessened.A Cougar is a gun from a video game. Maybe get one for /k/ay. Ill find a picture.
>>33371898>Great, my shame has been lessened.>>33371896We're doing this. Whatever it is, it's what Cryanon is doing.
>>33371898A TR soldier feels no shame, only PRIDE and RAGE.
>>33371896Could be Cryanon's inner monologue, I guess?>CRYANON: What should I buy her? She said she had 200 kills to go on her cougar, so she'll need a new one of those soon. I'm feeling the urge to get her a Jag or TRAC though.>LUSTANON: Damn she's tasty, a 750 out of 143 ass.>CRYANON: Guess I could work on her apocalypse hydroponics base for her. All I need is a good biofarm and I'd be set.
>>33371772>>33371798>>33371804>>33371876>>33371894I guess I might as well try to add some context since my post is here now.The Cougar is a long range carbine with a low rate of fire but higher damage with moderate recoil, making it an ideal mid-long range gun, but not very good for close range.The Jaguar and TRAC-5 both have a much higher rate of fire (750 rounds per minute) but lower damage, which makes a good close to midrange "all rounder" weapon.You get medals for a number of kills, with the highest being 1,160. I'm getting that medal before "retiring" the Cougar.
>>33372076Oh, and a "biofarm" is a term for a one sided fight in favor of the defenders at a base called a biolab.>>33372043The Brass pls
>>33372076I'm glad that you're here to help us pick a gun for /k/ay, anon.
>>33371762>>33372048>What should I buy her? She said she had 200 kills to go on her cougar, so she'll need a new one of those soon. I'm feeling the urge to get her a Jag or TRAC though.>Damn she's tasty, a 750 out of 143 ass.>Guess I could work on her apocalypse hydroponics base for her. All I need is a good biofarm and I'd be set.
>>33371798>>33371804However, you will save those thoughts at the gunstore!You cautiously reach up to the kitchen door and cracked it open."... Then he punched me and ran for it. I think he got the idea his brother must of suffocated in there.""Are you sure the kid's not just asleep?""You better open up and see, boss."
>>33372359Oh shit run
>>33372328Aw my idea got used. feels good m>>33372359OH SHIT GET THE FUCK OUT
>>33372359Sneak attack! Go grimdark on his ass like you did on banshee cunt. Or was that more edgy...
>>33372359you should probably sneak awaybe careful
>>33372328So, is Lust giving Anon some Stockholm Syndrome?
>>33372359spilled frosting: slip Cryanon on yourself. Loudly
>>33372359Cryanon: Face your demons
"WHO SAID THAT""WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT SHIT"
>>33373308Get up and sprint to the gun store. You're gonna need some heavy firepower to take that thing out.
>>33373308Run to Garush
>>33373308PAUSE, FILE SELECT
>>33373308First things first, inspect substance what we slipped in. I hope it's just frosting.
>>33373438Select One-Arm File
>>33373444It is currently 2:56 AM, 32F.You are currently HUNGRY, TIRED, and FREEZINGYou had just escaped your captor and your succubus rapist.You ran as quick as you could to avoid the sword rain.Your dick went flaccid.
>>33373570Contact your Spirit Animal Guide for help
>>33373570Consider the possibility of starting a relationship with the succubus, rather than continuing down this path.
>>33373570Find the nearest building and get inside.
>>33373570Search the snow for a white dog or a tv chick.
>>33373570This: >>33373582Confirms you for a girl though, dicks aren't exactly flaccid when it's freezing.
oh shit i just went and confirmed that dicks don't go flaccid when freezing, OOPSTurns out your dong isn't exactly flaccid.>>33373582Oh right. How do you do that again?>>33373590You're considering it.The pros are:>Sex>Someone to cuddle up with>Sex>Not be alone>Is into anal gamesThe cons:>Bitch will drain your energy>Rapist, probably abusive>Is into anal games
>>33373770how important is our energy?Is there a way to quickly restore it?
>>33373770How many times would you have to lay with the succubus to be completely drained, aka dead.
>>33373770Call out to the spirits of /x/ with your mind. Ask them to help you unbind yourself. And give you a spirit animal.
>>33373770Get inside so your dick doesn't freeze off.
>getting off to stick figures at three in the morningwouldn't trade this feeling for anything else in the world
>>33373770Try to find a sword and use it to cut the rope.
>>33373770Look for something sharp to cut the ropes.
>>33373770Wonder why you are green.
>>33374783Anon, I want you to think about what you just said.
>>33374783Does that mean we are orks?
>>33374783We are Anon. Anon is green.
>>33374961No, we are one of those christmas lights you put on your tree, the green ones.It's just that nobody plugs them in since that would be immoral.
>>33373770>>33373815With eyes tightly squeezed shut, concentrate until you feel your essence depart your body. Open them again in the Spirit Realm, which is connected to Ancient /x/ and as a result is full of eldritch horrors and copypasta. Your spirit animal is a crab made, ironically, entirely of arms.Krr'A'Thrrmrr, The Dread Handyman. His advice almost always relates to scuttling.
>>33378221A crab? I didn't realize One-Arm was the cancer.Instead it's the mighty hand-eagle, hands down the most handy spirit companion.One-Arm: Am I screwed? Tell me, I can hand-le it!Hand-Eagle: ok seriously that's enough punsOne-Arm: Clad me in your spirit arm-or!Hand-Eagle: plz go
>>33378801going for evensAsk for a handout
>>33373770Looks to me like the pros there outweigh the cons.You also forgot the "May protect you from that bearded monstrosity" pro. Which is a big one, if you ask me.
>>33380272>>33381743quest is kill
>>33381763No, it just takes Teli time to draw.
>>33382006Time to draw. And sleep. And eat. And generally not be here.
>>33373898You can't quite see the nearest threads entirely, but you take a wild guess what they are.Name a thread from the catalog. First four evens will be listed.
>>33382223This one >>33361943
Rolled 2>>33382256>>33382315>>33382478Not enough posts, so let's just go with these three!
>>33382256>>33382315>>33382478>>33382597Woops, forgot that post, reroll?
>>33382620It's your quest teli.
>>33382620We also had a new even post since then: >>33382616I'd say reroll, but others may disagree.
Rolled 3>>33382620I have no idea what's going on.
>>33382620Seriously Teli, are you itching for a PENALTY GAME?Just reroll.
>>33382223>>33341059Cooking that will warm us up.
>>33382620Well, we now actually have four even posts on the matter, so maybe reroll on those, since that was the original plan?
>>33382620Adding another one because The pit.>>33378200
Rolled 1>>33382256>>33382478>>33382616>>33382672Reroll on demand
>>33382723Anyone remember hobo quest?
>>33382723Welp, time for meta.
>>33382768And now Cryanon will realize how strange the world is that he lives in and will try to change it to the best of his abilities with his postsWe have given him a taste of godhood, and may become a force to rival the Darkness of the Neckbeard, or change Neckbeard himsefl
>>33382850Or...EY one arm, you a fucking chump! Get dat white booty over here, I wanna tell you how a shit you are!
So teli... would posting pictures affect what pops up in the thread?
>>33383020Well he'll probably have to experience the whole thread first, so it'd be like walking into a room with a giant crt tv screen replaying his life with a few dickbags making dumb remarks at it.He will probably leave out of pure existential fear before he gets to us.
TELI! IT'S YOUR TIME TO SHINE! How do YOU run your thread?
>>33382723This will be good.
>>33383274So do you think that whatever pictures we post will be in the actual things in the thread building?
>>33383352>>33383352I believe so, yes
>>33383166>>33383274>>33383352>>33383410Is someone sitting on the remote or something?
>>33383470Naw, I think the idea is that whatever is posted as a picture comes to life in the thread. Like in the thread building there will be a door leading to a room containing a thousand skellies.
>>33383526OR you are being an ass just adding images to the thread, lowering the amount of images teli can post.To the pit with you.
>>33383352"O thank god it was only a nightmare."
Sorry, had an emergency. Here's the long and anticipated update!You have entered FASHION SHOP. The usual hostess is not here, something said about a PUNISHMENT GAME. So she had her daughter take charge while the hostess is busy. Purchases can be billed and paid later if you do not have cash on hand. You can also exchange items for costume items.Since this is your first time, you may a total of 5 costume items for free.
>>33384116"I want your costume please."
>>33384116Ask to be freed from the ropes, then see if they have a Kamen Rider outfit.
>>33384147Kamen rider W suit. And then pile fedora's on top.
We need to find something that will keep succubi and Neckbeards away.
>>33384138This.Also, exchange your current costume for her costume so we can have 5 free again.
>>33384116Try on dapper costume.
>>33384162Why not this?
>>33384138>>33384174This.Insist that she gives it to us straight away, every single piece of it.
>>33384116Obtain this costume, minus the arm.
>>33384116>>33384147This. Or a costume that looks similar to a kamen rider suit.
>>33384240Oh yes, this and >>33384189 this.Also i've seen this stuffy fashion shop blues before.
>>33384116Make fun of the girl for having a tv woman as a mother
>>33384116Also this woman is surprisingly okay with a naked tied up man running into the shop.She really doesn't judge her customers.
>>33384138Hell yes this
>>33384162>WHOLE KAMEN W SUIT + FEDORA"That's your 5 on the house items!">>33384174>>33384320>Exchange ROPE + GAG for maid dress (GREEN)"I'm not sure if it's worth for a maid dress! But I can cut the cost down and send the bill to your thread."
>>33384443Do you have fashionable robotic arms?
>>33384443>chose my postHAHA! Time to count up your sins!
>>33384443Look, I just wanna buy some clothes to hide my junk then go to the bathroom for a day or forever. Nothing sexual or anything I just got a sex crazed demon after me.
>>33384510t-there's nothing to count!
>>33384466Oh holy balls, this.
>>33384466>>33384720"Only for existing arms. It doesn't function like an actual arm, it's purely cosmetic.""Now, confirm purchase on the dress, or do you want just these 5 things?"
>>33384807Get the 5 things
>>33384807Get the 5 things.Sorry bro, but I don't want the possibility of a clothing mafia coming after us for "payment" because of a maid's dress.
>>333848075 things and the dress
>>33384807And a phone, I mean the mods don't care and all that but it's still worth to report neckbeard and the succubus doing it on a blue board.
>>33384807Five things, no dress.
>>33384807Get the 5 things.
>>333848075 things and the dress.Specifically your dress.The one you are currently wearing.
>>33384893>>33384862>>33384807Get her dress too.
>>33384807Five things, leave the dress. Don't bother with it.
>>33384807Eh...I'd think we only need the five free things for now. We can always get the dress later.
>>33384962But how else can we be the little girl?
>>33384913>>33384893>>33384862>>33384807I want that dress taken off of her.>>33384962>>33384935You don't want to see her strip?
>>33384807Wait.We're gagged.How is she hearing us?
>>33384989You don't want to count sins?
>>33385020We can do both.
>>33384977Through the power of friendship.That or we work our naked ass off.
But, guys! Heroes don't get their final form until later! We need to wait on the dress.
>>33384807"Wait, why do you even have a kamen rider costume? Is... is this on demand?"
>>33384826>>33384856"Thanks for stopping by!"Returning from the sun.
It is 4:50 pm now, 25F. You are still hungry, but less cold. Your dong is not so freezing now.You are still bound and gagged under your costume.
>>33385116>basic rider suit>final formNot even close.
>>33385275No, I mean the rider suit WITH the dress would be our final form.like this >>33384189
>>33385270Wait, what? How did we get dressed then?
>>33385301So you wanted final form right away?You have much to learn.
>>33385270>spoilerWe Gamagoori now?
>>33385270Get back in there and ask to be untied then, jesus anon, it's like you are stupid or something.
>>33385270Go back to the bakery and proclaim yourself as a hero of JUSTICE who will defeat the succubus.With your cock.
>>33385270As the new hero of justice it's time to go around and beat up everyone that looks like a evil monster!
>>33385384We're not big enough
>>33385433No, no. Stop it.This is not the time nor the justice for getting raped by a neckbeard, we just got this fucking suit and we are not gonna spoil it on some retarded "Oh hurr hurr i'm a neckbeard fatty fat imma eat you.".No this time we pussy out and get the fuck outta dodge.
>>33385492But what about our succubus waifu?
>>33385508We'll convert her.Somehow.
>>33385270Quick! Get a split personality!
>>33385508Now neckbeards waifu.Anon we will get JUSTICE and waifus, but first we gotta pussy the fuck out.
>>33385471Then we need to GET HUGE
>>33385604Anyone have a map to /fit/?
>>33385604We are not even Ultraman or Kamen Rider J!
>>33385808Nah, they wanna be a Kill la Kill character.
>>33385852What is even with /tg/'s KLK fetish?
>>33385270>>33385604>GET HUGEGo to /fit/, End up on same train as Yorick.
>>33386200I dunno, I never really like KLK.>inb4 your opinions are wrong
>>33386200/tg/ isn't the only one with boners for klk. Its probably just leaking from /v/ in this case though.
>>33386632As the one who first mentioned Gamagoori in this conversation, I've never been to any board but /tg/
>>33385468YES! This will be your new objective!
>>33385384You're unsure how that will happen. You're not huge enough and you got this rider thing going on already.>>33385538What's your personality going to be split with?
>>33386873Well I did say probably. I know that /v/ tends to show up here a lot, and they have a pretty biased KLK following.
>>33387024>What's your personality going to be split with?The Goa'uld system lord Baal
>>33387024A rather homophobic mexican priest really into moe animes.
>>33387024An angry gay guy, one that tries to get with every guy or beats them up.
>>33387024A little girl
>>33388282Confirmed for split personality with Bison
>>33388282A little girl who... just want to learn... Help me here guys i'm bad at little girls, I only know love to do cute dances and skirts.
>>33388332How about Yandere little girl? I like yandere.
>>33388400Wouldn't really go well with his need to be the little girl though. His need to be free and young, happy and cute. To be looked upon in girly wonder as he skips around town in a small maid outfit being magical as shit. Finally being himself as he get's unfitting skirts and cheap makeup, as he squeaks out the lyrics to black star.Maybe tsun- no that's shit.
>>33388201>>33388282>>33388332>>33388400>>33388558this is relevant to my interests
Little girl split personality seems like to be the only reasonable answer here.And we can just go pick up that qt dress from the shop too.
Well, which is it? Little girl or dog?If indecisive, we can roll it out.
>>33389487Little girl pls.
>>33389487Why not both?
>>33389487Girl. If it's close tie then both. Think catgirl, but dog.
>>33389520You goddamn bastard.
>>33389487Defender of Justice by day, little girl by night I guess. Maybe the other way around.
>>33389487When did we get a 2nd arm?
>>33389709It's just clothes.
>>33389709We don't even have the right sleeve filled right now.
>>33385604We already know how that will end.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0wqhdZn4v0
>>33389487Little girl is necessary.
>>33389487It's tg, little girls is obviously the answere
>>33389520Seconding the little girl-dog
>>33389886THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THE UNDERTAKER TOLD JOHN CENA, BUT WILL HE BE ABLE TO TAKE THE BELT FROM THE MIGHTIEST CHAMPION IN WWE HISTORY AT THIS WEEKEND'S WWE SUUUUUUPER SLAAAM?
So it's settled! You will find a little doggirl to split your personality with, and if you can't find a doggirl, just find a little girl!Or it could just be more simpler to find a little girl or a dog.You feel something prod at your leg.
>>33391243Is that - is that -DOGBRO??
>>33391243I didn't know that's how split personalities work.But hey! Let's go forth on our little sidequest.For now:>inspect small critter prodding at your leg
Rolled 5>>33391243Strike a pose at the creature prodding your feet, saying something justicy in order to attract a follower
>>33391243I wonder if we could use a cheat code to make Dogbro female...
>>33391282>>33391306You inspect the critter prodding at your leg. Are you sure this is dog bro? Looks a little tall to be dog bro.
>>33391959Fuse with humping dog.
>>33391959a dogboy will work too... it's not gay if it's a dog right?
>You are now the succubus.>>Celebrate the fact.>Not much to celebrate, but you are glad you are you.Was some real adorable shit.
>>33391959Recite Shakespeare at it and see if it starts to pine sorrowfully."What is thisUnder my battlements? Come, you spiritsThat tend on mortal thoughts, unsex me here,And fill me from the crown to the toe top-full"That seems... oddly appropriate.
>>33391959What's our dick status? Doesn't look too shrunk to me, maybe the hound has infused our member with warmth.We will graciously accept the company of this boon providing beast and carry on in whatever it is that we were doing. With dick ready.
>>33391959It's best to let the dog finish. What right do you have to stop a dog from pursuing its dream?
>>33391959Get it to untie us, then namek fuse with it.
>>33391986It's no little girl, but it's worth a try. Now if only you know how to fuse with it.
>>33392070Your dick status is not-so-frozen but a bit chilly mixed in with sudden arousal. The only thing you're wearing under this is your bindings.
>>33392314Ask it if it knows where to fug some bitches.
>>33392124You attempt to recite shakespeare.>Mmm m mmf?>Mmm mnn mmfmmf? mm, mm m mmf>nnmm mmf nnnmm>mmm m mmmm mmff mfmfmfmmmIt didn't seem to understand, but it slow down.
>>33392343pffhaha oh yeahThat's dogbro alright!Try to tell him through creative wriggling to ungag and untie us. First, we need him to take off our clothes.
>>33392343We should attempt to ungag our selves. How else are people supposed to hear our cries of justice!?
Dog: realize bare flshe feels better to hump against. remove man's clothes and untie him. Then go back to humping his leg.
>>33392441No, take of his clothes, but don't untie him. That would be silly and make it harder to hump.Also fucking smile or make an O face or something, you are finally getting some action, act like it.
>>33392566Dog believes in true ROMANTIC love, he wouldn't rape.
>>33392595He was already tied up and hasn't gotten the bindings removed, therefore he clearly is into it.
>>33392343Dog: Realize it's not your TRUE love. But ponder why?
Dog: GAIN SENTIENCE
>>33392681Dog: GAIN ENLIGHTENMENT
>>33392723Dog: ATTAIN NIRVANA
>>33392681>>33392723>>33392755Or we could settle for anything more intelligent than mouthbreathing leghumper.
Dog: GAIN LOW INTELLIGENCE THIRD-PERSON ENGLISH
>>33392851Dog: BECOME A MIME
Rolled 2>>33392400>>33392422You did both creative wiggling and an attempt at moving your gag with your tongue to send the message to untie you.The dog gets it, but you needed to remove your suit first right?
>>33392343That day one thought came to his little dogy mind. "I will become what I was meant to be ... GOD!"
Unfortunately, you couldn't move the gag.>>33392566But hey, it looks like dog here got the memo! So you just turn around and let the guy unzip your suit.
That's it! Good dog person! Now for it untie y-
DOG PERSON WHAT ARE YOU DOING
>>33393132KEEP GOING DOG PERSON
>>33393132Hmm.Sever your bonds on a nearby rainsword. Drag the hump machine along as necessary.
>>33393132Battle instigated, we can totally beat him with just our legs. They've had to compensate for the lack of arm for all these years.
>>33393220No way! Dogbro is showing you affection and love!
>>33393220Good idea. Plus we can totally meet that hot angel.
>>33393186>M-MMF>MMMM!>>33393220>>33393236>>33393382You attempt to kick at the dog, but in your current position, you can't arm your foot that well."Sir. Sir."
>>33393498Try to enjoy it.
>>33393498The time is now, Become one!
>>33393498Ask dog senpai to be gent->>33393561Wait, no, that was stupid. This. Do this. Fuse now.
>>33393498BREAK THE ROPE USING A POWERFUL BURST OF JUSTICE!!
>>33393498I told you son, I told you about being a normal fucking human bean and asking the shop owner for help.Now you got a dog fucking your leg and it's all your fault.
>>33393540You clench SOMETHING.>>33393576THIS IS ITIT'S TIME TO FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE-
>>33393748"SIR!""You DO know this is a blue board, right? I'm going to have to ask you to cease and desist whatever this thing is and cover yourself up."
>>33394492"MMF MMF MMMF MMF MMF MMF!"
>>33394492Roll yourself over so he can't see your dick. Now only the dog can be banned for nsfw.
>>33394672Yes, brilliant plan.
>>33394492Seriousy.... we need to fuse with somebody who is smarter than us or have least common sense....
>>33394492Ask the officer for help.
>>33394492>Pause>File select>One armed anon>DeleteHe's doomed anyway.
>>33395651Fuck you, we didn't delete neckbeard when he went to shit.
>>33395651Nope. Personally I wanted how low can fall one-armed anon. Besides, he still got a chance as KAMEN RIDER.
>>33395749Need to be our OWN Kamen RiderNo WKamen Rider Arm?
>>33395788Kamen Rider TG ? Born to fight demons and injustice.
>>33395749>>33395788>>33395831>Implying he'll achieve something other than being raped again and squirming around powerlessly.