Continued from: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/33303952/You are 606, a healthily proud employee of Prelestny Fashion. Right about now, you notice that a rival employee is being manhandled by Commercissar Stanislav, your boss. If you weren't deaf, perhaps you could be hearing a glorious reprimand. But you only feel slightly uncomfortable.You do your best to ignore the violent subjugation of another citizen, but it's getting difficult. Not out of any personal morals, mind, it's just that the "Sales Down" board meeting has gone full stop. It's distracting and inefficient. The free market system shouldn’t be stopped by bumbling idiots. You need to do something.
Try not to get a lady boner from his rugged display of dominance.
>>33322219Mission accomplished.This doesn't solve the board meeting issue, though.
sign language the manhandling to a stop, money is vanishing faster than that man's breath
>>33322243Stab the citizen in the eye with your pen for an efficient and quick death. The sooner he is no longer a distraction the sooner you can discuss important matters.
>>33322339Hit him with the sign
Sign at Stanislav that with all due respect, the man's reeducation could maybe wait a little bit, let's focus on board meeting now.
write "we're losing so much damn money" on the sign
>>33322339Discreetly write up a complaint to deliver to your superiors at a later date. Capitalism is all about the long game. Don't get involved unless it looks like the man might be killed or severely injured.
>>33322356>>33322353Murder and assault are still long-term legal problems, believe it or not.>>33322434Noted.
>>33322479strat writing down lon term business plans. assault happening next to you is not a proper excuse to not be working
>>33322402>>33322555Work, work, work.Let's see, a L here, an S here, and - Oh my god, what in the fuck is he doing.
>>33322585Enjoy the spectacle
>>33322585put shoe on head
>>33322168I can't not see them as Liam and Pat from two best friends playMan I got to take it easy on the youtube
>>33322585Are you legally allowed to use force in defense of a fellow citizen? If so, then I think it's about time to whack him in the back of the head to knock him out. This is very unproductive behavior.
>>33322659Only against communists and college student activists.>>33322601>>33322603>>33322609"606, what do you think you're doing?"
>>33322585examine the room around you. this will probably sort itself out
>>33322680Now you got his attention!Sign you tried to get his attention because you want to suggest that meeting should continue and dealing with the offender could be postponed until meeting is over.
remember you're deaf, and question how you heard him
>>33322680Insist putting shoe on head increases profit by over 2000 percent
>>33322680We can hear again! It's a capitalist miracle!
>>33322680"Attempting to be closer to me Sole, sir!"
>>33322746>>33322767>>33322751You think to yourself how nice it must be to hear and tease yourself with the thought. You'd think it'd come in handy in cases of when someone called your name.But that's not likely to happen.
>>33322795Look around, maybe the nature of situation at hand changed slightly while you were busy thinking.
>>33322795>quit job, make glorious profit in circus as shoe balancer
>>33322795Finish your sign and hold it up. If necessary, just draw a $ symbol on it.
>>33322847>>33322867You turn as you acknowledge your mad shoe balancing skills. But quitting would prevent glorious career progression.You see the eyes of a very puzzled man. Oh wait, that's your boss. What's the Commercissar looking at you for?
do nothing but act like this is perfectly normal behaivor, then gesture to the plummeting sales board
>>33322948You nod your head at the "Sales Down" board. He still stares. Did you do something new with your hair?
>>33322928Show him the paper that says you're deaf.
check that status of the guy he was choking
>>33322988Write down ""What was the purpose of that violent reprimand?"
>>33322993He already knows that, silly. Stanislav is famous for actually giving a shit about his employees and their medical conditions. Though, perhaps not in a good way.>>33322995Alive.
>>33323076give Stanislav the coldest stare you can muster. hopefully he'll remember how you got this high up in the corporate ladder, being deaf
>>33323072You don't feel like confronting Commercissar Stanislav. He's kind of get that whole "bad temper" and "fit body" thing. It's a mathematical equation that ends in "grade-A douchebag".He does, whoever, begin his walk towards the presentation slide/board. Looks like you won the day again, Alena Belyakov.You wallow in ego boosting.
>>33323242smugly examine the rest of the rom
>>33323242Notice how the idealised portrait of yourself has shoes on her legs.
>>33323242Replace shoe, and take a moment to see to the other employee's health. He's got to at least be attentive if the meeting is to be worthwile.
>>33323277And perhaps one day - now, you WILL make it to that level>>33323272>>33323302You put on your smug face and see a slowly rising employee. Across the table sits 203, silent as ever. In fact, he just silently watched everything.Talk about a lack of initiative.Stanislav awaits your attention.
Look in his general direction, but don't make direct eye contact
>>33323371Stare at Stanislav. Attempt to read lips.
>>33323414>>33323431Your combination of lip reading and normal reading enact this concoction of words. It appears that Stanislav is waiting for a star employee to provide a solution to this mathematical problem.
>>33323488More brutality. Force people to buy your products.
>>33323488low sales + Brand Marketing - Brutality = Huge Dosh
>>33323521Meant to type "Problem" not "Low Sales" fuck.
>>33323511>>33323521For some reason, you feel that evidence will be required in the court of general finance.Do you have any to support any theory as to why sales could be down?
>>33322168>606what the fuck that's my number.
Examine your list.
>>33323589Consider this: Why are people buying from our competitors, and not from us? What are they doing differently?
>>33323628That is your ID number, yes. Anymore brilliant reminders, subconsciousness?>>33323679Is it because we're too good? That you're just too beautiful and intelligent with your feminine wiles?>>33323664LIST OF COMMUNIST SPYS IN CORPORATION------A convenient list of all your current bribery victims. You don't ask, they don't keep their wallets full.
>>33323764 Call up the spies and demand huge monies. Then hand them over to Stanislav.
>>33323843203 and 405 notice your sudden readiness. Are you sure that this is the right plan?
Check to make sure Stanislav isn't staring you down. You've been contemplating for awhile, now.
It's the only option. Those communist leaches have had enough of the life-blood of the glorious CCCP.
>>33323916Trust your instincts.
>>33323916No. This is a bad idea. They have done nothing to warrant betrayal.Instead, try to find a noticeable decline in profits, and see what it correlates to.
>>33323949>>33323918>>33323975You enter phase 2 of presenting the list. Unfortunately, that idiot 203 is distracting you with his table shaking. He stares pleadingly at you.Does this capitalist rival want the credit or something?
>>33324002Accuse him of being a spy.
>>33323916>>33324002If they find out you've been taking bribes, they might punish you along with the spies.Besides, it's not related to the subject at hand.
>>33324002Write on the paper "More money." Maybe you can completely bleed him dry, before he meets his death.
>>33324002smack 203 with shoe
>>33324002Intimidate him with your own stare.
>>33324048Well, that's not very nice. What kind of capitalist would we be if we didn't honor an agreement?
>>33324133What kind of capitalist would we be if we don't -bleed him dry?-
>>33324133This is for the greater good, our company will surely fall if we don't.
>>33324089He's just out of reach for random violence. You simply don't have the superior reach of Stanislav.>>33324133>>33324174>>33324193Urgh! Deal honoring is a tenet of the CCCP. But, surely greater goods are better capitalist products.You take your hand off the paper.
>>33324193I doubt it. Even if we know he's a spy, that wouldn't directly address the reason for our dwindling profits. Plus, if we snitch on him then he might snitch on us, and then we'd be sunk too.
>>33324232Look at what stanislav is doing. He must have noticed your exchange with 203.
>>33324232Put the paper away and hope no one saw it.What specifically is lowering our profit margin? Are we having trouble with sales, or are our production costs inflating?
>>33324243are we a communist spy too?are we -gasp- a fascist spy??
>>33324282You assume that communist spys are also part-time saboteurs.>>33324243Why do deals have to be so constricting? A good point.>>33324325FUCKING DISGUSTING. WHAT A VULGAR THOUGHT. URRRGH! THE WORST SLUR IN THIS LANGUAGE IS CHOKING YOUR MIND.
You are stunned by disgust. 203 reaches across the table and swipes the list.THIS MOTHERFUCKER.It appears that Stanislav is in stastis until anything is presented. That's just how these kind of situations go, really.
>>33324417Expose 203 as the spy he is. We mustn't take any risks.
>>33323589examine your money bag/whatever it is>>33324506we lost the list, our evidence. Throw a shoe at him in contempt.
Punch him in his stupid motherfucker face.
>>33324506How rude! That's theft, which is a crime against capitalism! Remind him of this and demand the return of your stolen property.
>>33324507No, that'll take too long.We must exterminate the scum quickly before it's ilk spreads.
>>33324599You open your mouth in passionate anger, ready to speak. A slight gasp escapes your throat.You're mute and ohmygodthis is sooooo embarassingandwhydidn'tithinkohgodwhatilleveryonethink of meandwhatohgod MY LIFE IS OVER
>>33324551Flustered, you pull up info on the moneybag.
>>33324674Write him an angry letter.
>>33324674Jump over the table and attack 203. He caused this. He has been the source of all your problems.
>>33324702Check the id.
>>33324788BLACKMAIL BLACKMAIL BLACKMAIL
>>33324674contemplate your future career and remind yourself to apologize for your outburst.Stasis doesn't mean unconscious after all.
>>33324788Show this to Stanislav. Maybe he will regain conscionseness,
>>33324788call the Order of High UPS.
>>33324810You consider this.203 gets up, shaking the table again. You can't hear what he's saying, but you know it can't be good.>>33324829 >>33324810The Stanislav is now out of standby-islav.You pick up your ID and think about locking in your decision.
>>33324896Show Stanislav that 203 is under suspension then take credit for the spy list.
>>33324896We go through with it.
>>33324896Do nothing. Stanislav is too smart for this third rate blame-game.
>>33324896Give 203 the finger as you show Stanislov the ID.
>>33324967>>33324927>>33324935You majestically flip off 203 as you present the ID card. Stanislav takes it and starts reading. 203 shrinks into his chair as 405 seems to finally be interested in this conflict.Stanislav's cape flows out behind them. That happens when he's reached a decision.
>>33325012Stanislav took the ID so our other hand is free.Give 203 double middle fingers.
>>33325012Revel in the glorious purge of the communist spy, and forget you knew about him the entire time.
Your name is Commercissar Stanislav. You are the local leader of floor 12 of Prelestney Fashion. You keep the workers in line. You keep the workers out of line. You keep the workers fucking under your badass iron fist.And you wish you could read.
>>33325099Punch 203 in the face because you feel like it.Get 405 to read out whatever your lackeys just handed to you.
>>33325099This is beautiful
>>33325099Pfhahahahahaa>>33325125I like this idea.
>>33325099What was our decision?>>33325134
>>33325099Match the symbol on the ID with the one on 203's uniform. Notice 606's discontent with him. Attack.
>>33325145That you really wish you could read.>>33325125FUCKING CAPITALISM. PRAISE SPECIALIZED WORKERS.
>>33325213Continue to beat the ever loving crap out of 203 for some reason.Oh who cares you don't need a reason.
>>33325213Get really fucking excited about capitalism. Beat down 203 in a hysterical, frothy rage.
>>33325256The reason is that you just remembered you can't read, and that makes you FRUSTRATED
>>33325287>>33325256"READ," you froth out to 405.You strangle 203 with your incredible biceps. You feel your shirt rip for high stocks. You feel all the shareholders cheering you on.You can't fail your employees now. You gotta lay down a subscription-based beatdown while listening to what exactly is written on the card.
>>33325350Flex your bicep around 203's neck. He cannot get away without proper punishment of whatever he did.
>>33325350While 203 passes out from being in a chokehold, 405 reads out the list of spies and the ID card.Proceed to go on an angry crusade to purge the company of communist spies.
>>33325443>>33325454"It's... uh... list of commie spys! 203 is crudely crossed out, with 606 written under it!" stammers out bald 405.You consider 606's role. You suspect her.But then, she takes off her shoe and starts beating 203 with it. All guilt relieved.How do we dispose of this disgusting commie spy?
>>33325523Defenestration (throw him out the window)
>>33325523The capitalist way. Get the lawyers!
>>33325523Bludgeon him with 405 until death. No matter how long it takes.
>>33325610His bald head would make the perfect human club
>>33325560While not questioning how in the fuck 405 read the list and not the ID, your concentration warps in space-time shifting. Bloodlust is the true issue here, not poor writing!How dare this worm threaten capitalism?>>33325640You take 405's body and knock 203 out the window. A jet fighter full of emergency CAPITALIST lawyers grabs and handcuffs him.The day is won, but not the war for economic freedom. We must get around to that list and PURGE THE COMMIES.(This looks like a good place for a to be continued.)
Another day, another dead commie.
>>33325707Thanks for the thread OP.
I'll try to continue this epic saga tomorrow at around 11pm EDT, the same time. If not, it'll crop up eventually. Stay beautiful, fellow capitalists.
Awesome art OP, good humour!
>>33325844The shareholders are pleased with this thread
>>33325844For the archive, I forgot to mention last time that there's a "Drawquest" tag for quest threads that use images to tell the story, like this one.