Rolled 100Last time a certain Genie's mind broke leading to an....unusual circumstance. Beyond that we have started a jungle obsessed cult who due to an unfortunately timed sacrifice have angered the jungle to such a degree it sprouted a spring full of the most hazard of toxins and poisons. That is not even including the problem of a toxic jungle thing that was detected.Besides that the usual difficulties of survival rage on for food, water, and self defense.First of all archive http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/33192092/WTF noticed the thread was desperately held up. Is my civ REALLY that bad you would be so desperate for a SINGLE roll to get through?I mean I not sure what to make of it...both warming and yet quite worrying. Makes muh already bad day even worse.
Rolled 11>>33275551...Son of a bitch.uhh.uhm.Anyone remember what happens if thread starter contains a crit?Turn 11>>>>>A. Scavenge for food.>>>>>B. Try to improve the base>>>>>C. Try to improve weapons.>>>>>D. Research technology.>>>>>E. Pursue new mutations.>>>>>F. Explore in a direction/something.>>>>>G. Scavenge for raw materials.>>>>>H. Your choiceResource Points: 0Pop 280Military 200>>>>>>Food: Good>>>>>>Water: Above Average>>>>>>Morale: Good>>>>>>Medicine: Below Average>>>>>>Health: Average>>>>>>Armaments: Extreme>>>>>>Fuel: Below Average>>>>>>Tech level: Basic>>>>>>Reputation: who?>>>>>Infrastructure: Faithful Housing. Hydroponics. Waste Recycling. Armory. Temple. Compound. Training Yard.>>>>>Defenses: Compound. Forbidden Door. Crude Bunkers. Fortified. Sandbag nests. Watchtower.>>>>>vehicles: 4 Walkers. 5 technicals. >>>>>Power: biofuel generators,>>>>>Weapons: Pistol. Rifle. Shotgun. Machete. hatchet. SPA Set(excessive)>>>>>armor: Hides. Plate. Kevlar(limited). G2 Galok Power Armor(limited). MS/SPA Body Armor(excessive).>>>>>communications: Radio.>>>>>Materials: Supplies 1. Munition Stores.
>>33275551>WTF noticed the thread was desperately held up. Is my civ REALLY that bad you would be so desperate for a SINGLE roll to get through?Well, we just want that damn poison well gone or taken care of, and to sacrifice it for the temple? Two birds one stone.Damn, and it happened 5 minutes after you made the last post too. . .
>>33275570>Anyone remember what happens if thread starter contains a crit?You give us our free wish for rubbing the lamp for so long?http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/33192092/#33246807
Rolled 65>>33275551I think you mean it's that good we'd care so much about it. And our civ
Hey could i join in too?
>>33275681Absolutely. It's a collective game where anyone can make recommendations. Feel free to read the archives or not, because there are a lot of things not explicitly stated in the stat post.
>>33275718Could you just briefly explain what we are doing? Or is there a brief recap anywhere i can read?
Rolled 44>>33275626It was just so painfully sad anon seeing that thread desperately being held up, also hilarious which help made me feel better about current life circumstances...>>33275673It does but it also concerns me.>>33275586Don't worry it will count...now what to do with that 100 as starter...
Rolled 4>>33275570Basic 1>>>>>G. Scavenge for raw materialsMaterials are a priority, but resources are welcomed.Now that the zombies have been neutralized, we can more easily reach into places they made difficult. But only if the Prophet hero says so.
Rolled 94>>33275736Simply put currently players are in control of a jungle obsessed cult who recently got raided by some bandits and fucked up a sacrifice creating a spring of pure nasty.Basic 1"Prophet. It is time. Today will mark the first day the living heart of our civilization, the avatar of our gods, the very beating center of the jungle. We will plant the first seed.What we ask is that you build us a Temple, and inside this temple, a great pit of plant flesh and teeth, and a pool of acid and blood, a /reclamation pool/.This will be where we sacrifice blood and body directly into the maw of the Jungle, to feed it, to give back to it, to nurter it. And in time, it's roots will go deep, all-around and vines above, that below we are protected from the horrors by thorned roots, and above the vines will protect usYou have at our disposal the gardening tools, the plant samples, the materials and resources, and if there is somethjing else we lack that you suggest we could get, say it and we shall seek it."Prophet, might this cursed spring we woke be the unnatural think we need for our sacrifice temple?"Prophet confirms but states the ritual will require the death of the born corruption that arose along with the spring.>"sacrifice it and commit the ritual at the spring then it shall be."Thanks to the roll you have everything set up but the sacrifice though it did cost you your last supply.>>33275774Unlike with resources you need to be a bit more specific material wise for what your going for.
>>33275813"What is the Born Corruption? and will any particular materials be of use we should look out for?"
>>33275813are the people rolling individuals in the group? Or when we speak are speaking for the group?
>>33275859>are the people rolling individuals in the group?Only if you want to be, fluffwise, but no ingame effect.>Or when we speak are speaking for the group?Yes
>>33275896ok.Last question (i hope lol) what dice rolling are we doing?
>>332759311d100, whenever you propose an action
Rolled 67>>33275958ok thank you for all the help>>332755701 vote that we try to research some new technology.
>>33276006Research requires resource, which we don't have. We are also about to finish an important (nat100) temple, so there's that too.
Rolled 90>>33276056Oh oops lol ok. Lemme try again then.>>33275570Scavenge for useful materials.
>>33276093Resources are generic, and can be used for anything.According to op>Unlike with resources you need to be a bit more specific material wise for what your going for.
>>33276179Oh ok, well in that case specifically scrap metal/building materials.
>>33276179>>33276093Sorry, by that I meanResources = Generic points of stuff we need for most anything, research or productionMaterials = Specified materials (concrete, metals, ect.) which give boons for their use.
Rolled 37>>33276205That is better, and I suppose we will need it for the temple.I second this modification
>>33276205>>33276214ooohhhh then resources.
Rolled 92>>33276243no no it's good, building materials (concrete, metal, etc.) are much better than the hodgepodge of bits things resources will give us
>>33276243>>33276241nevermind haha just go with the scrap metal and building material.
>>33276257>>33276241>>33276093woah we got two 90s for the materials, does that mean what we get is better or?
Rolled 7>>33276259Don't forget to roll when you vote or second things in general, beware that crits do take effect so long as they are remotely linked to an action.
>>33276291No idea. The way it works is we have a pool of Rolls, and Op (Genie) has a pool of rolls and he does things with them . .But i'd think good rolls are better, with exception of special crit effects.
Rolled 40>>33276316oh ok cool.>>33276294General rule of thumb is just keep role mode on i guess?
>>33276332Roll when actions that's for sure, the rest is up to you. Discussions have wasted 100s and spared 1's, and vice versa. Can be good or bad depending on the dice gods whims. I'd say yes, but I don't do it myself.
Rolled 35>>33276291Unless crit rolls/votes don't count unless its directly linked.So technically your action plan has only 1 vote and roll for it.So what are people waiting for writefaggotry or Genie to be in a good mood?
Rolled 92>>33276505I have no idea what I'm waiting for, I'm waiting to be told what to do i guess
Rolled 41>>33276505If it will help your mood by all means write your heart out.>>33275774Other wise I say look for things that help with rites and rituals.
Rolled 54>>33276622My mood isn't easily fixed did math figured out I needed to somehow survive on 1 dollar a day for two months. Thought I would realize what it feels like to be a third worlder until I realized they technically had more buying power.So desperate actually began to consider writing smut for money. Not sure how well that will do though...>>33276527Genie waits for required consensus/rolls for action plan and may sometime get bored enough to commit to some writefaggotry.
Rolled 30>>33276622>>33276257>>33275774Voting with these. Look for materials to help with the Temple project, pre the Prophets direction, I would imagine things like a concrete structure, metal or plastic to support the plant growth, and generally strong corrosion resistant stuff to sacrifice the Poison Pool.>>33275847>>33276505We are waiting for a dialogue request
Rolled 49>>33275847"It arose along with the Spring I no we felt its presence."
Rolled 93>>33276747This voting for building materials as voted here:>>33276257>>33276241>>33276093
Rolled 79>>33276747Seconding that
Rolled 11>>33276668Well I got money coming in, not much, set something up and I will see what I can do to help. Other wise bread and see what places are giving out food, like churches.I will not lie I would probably pay to see what you do with that. But I am not sure what else I would ask you for. Huh I will need to think about that. Once your systems done, probably that.
>>33276788"Then we shall gather the necessary materials, and then find this creature and bring it to our gods."
>>33276795>>33276793>>33276747>>33276622>>33275774waiting on Genie
>>33276841Maybe we can make a small kick starter for his system, I would pledge 25$
Rolled 51>>33275774Materials prioritized for scavenging sadly we didn't exactly find much but we did get some basic resources alas they were not the materials we had sought. So we shall see what goes from there.>>33276841I have no idea what I am going to do with the system once its 'finished' aka 1.0 Experimental Edition.Weird part is...its actually mostly finished as in there is only a handful of major stuff I still need to work out but once i am done...yeah.1.0 will be releasable.Of course there is a lot of small stuff to work on but I have almost finished the bread and butter that will be the groundwork for the system. After that its framework and playtesting.
Rolled 82>>33277073Framwork as in details regarding units and heroes.I mostly make shit up for them on the fly while sticking to a rather crude framework to keep it grounded.also need to come up with a lot new unit chains but meh groundwork first then this that will prove to be part of the framework.Turn 12>>>>>A. Scavenge for food.>>>>>B. Try to improve the base>>>>>C. Try to improve weapons.>>>>>D. Research technology.>>>>>E. Pursue new mutations.>>>>>F. Explore in a direction/something.>>>>>G. Scavenge for raw materials.>>>>>H. Your choiceResource Points: 2Pop 280Military 200>>>>>>Food: Good>>>>>>Water: Above Average>>>>>>Morale: Good>>>>>>Medicine: Below Average>>>>>>Health: Average>>>>>>Armaments: Extreme>>>>>>Fuel: Below Average>>>>>>Tech level: Basic>>>>>>Reputation: who?>>>>>Infrastructure: Faithful Housing. Hydroponics. Waste Recycling. Armory. Temple. Compound. Training Yard.>>>>>Defenses: Compound. Forbidden Door. Crude Bunkers. Fortified. Sandbag nests. Watchtower.>>>>>vehicles: 4 Walkers. 5 technicals. >>>>>Power: biofuel generators,>>>>>Weapons: Pistol. Rifle. Shotgun. Machete. hatchet. SPA Set(excessive)>>>>>armor: Hides. Plate. Kevlar(limited). G2 Galok Power Armor(limited). MS/SPA Body Armor(excessive).>>>>>communications: Radio.>>>>>Materials: Supplies 1. Munition Stores.
Rolled 56>>33277156The dice were not with us exactly on the first roll, but this temple is very important and we must find the right materials.Search again for the materials we seek, and again profit from the recent zombie. If our prophet can speak to the plants to ask where they might know what we seek for is, do so.Once we do, we ready the temple, capture the Creature, and prepare for the Sacrifice.
Rolled 81>>33277156Seeing as we have the resources might as well research something. Maybe we can develope some helpful technology?
>>33277221We do have a scientist who arrived yesterday, and what sort of technology should we pursue?
>>33275551Toxic Jungle, you say? http://www.jamesaxler.com/Blog/tabid/260/EntryId/19/Horrible-Translations-Warriors-of-the-Wind.aspx
Rolled 61>>33277221also this is a cool get:>>33277233>>33277234It depends. Perhaps we could research some sort of traps for the creature to limit the danger to our people?Maybe we could improve our scavenging techniques?
>>33277258Both good ideas, perhaps some sort of specific tuning device meant to detect the materials we seek. As for the creature, we do not know much about it but when we find out it'd be good to develop a countermeasure then.
>>33277208>Prophet confirms but states the ritual will require the death of the born corruption that arose along with the spring.>>"sacrifice it and commit the ritual at the spring then it shall be.">Thanks to the roll you have everything set up but the sacrifice though it did cost you your last supply.
>>33277317ooh, right. Well, then I guess it's time to go find our creature then.
Rolled 73>>33277156Basic 1Seek the creature, under the Prophet's guidance, that we might learn more about it to take it in. See what it'd take to take it in.Inform our Bandit allies"We have 2 resourcse to give if you are willing to aid us in pursuing a creature we mean to sacrifice."
>>33277258I think traps might be a great idea, giant log traps, thorn bush spring traps, even classic pit traps and those ones that pull you upside down on a rope. Fun times.
Rolled 59>Basic 1Hire our friendly paramilitary bandit allies (have you given us a name for them) with our resources, and as much food and water as we can spare to assist us in hunting down, capturing, and (if their help is still necessary) sacrificing it at the wellspring/temple.Prophet, your status as a detector unit might be useful in this endeavor, but tell me first what do you see happening if we pursue this course of action?
>>33277389Truth, we could set up traps now and try to bait it in.
Rolled 13>>33277398Seconding Prophet precognizance and detection and dialgoue request
Rolled 16>>33277389I'm having a hard time figuring out how a poison-entity born of the most potent chemicals and poisons we've ever seen (that chew through even hazard-specific materials and suits) is going to have a problem with log traps and pit traps.
>>33277460It even turns our own plants dangerous to us, this is I think where we request the help of the Bandits.
Rolled 64>>33277484Yes I concur, we proposed basically the same action plan.Now I have to go to the dentist, so it's up to you to prevent us from getting killed. This civ is like the Splicers, so many bonuses went into its creation that if it dies we'll have truly lost something special.
Rolled 14>>33277398>>33277156** Dialogue Request **
Rolled 77>>33277372"Ah well...uh you wouldn't happen to want it alive now would you?">>33277398Detector units are RARE!and totally not because it would be less fun for a nasty surprises coming from below to be easier to spot.>>33277398I am afraid one of theirs has already found the corruption and seems to be after it for some reason.ROGUE SUPAH SOLDIER DETECTED.IdentifiedTraitsSuperhumanRogue OperativeAbilitiesActiveOne Man ArmySuper Operational AcceptancePassiveRogue UrgencyUnlimited Potential
>>33277460Shouldn't be a huge problem, but when combined with everything else we are going to stack on it...
Rolled 72>>33277580"Just long enough for the sacrifice. Unless the prophet says so, we may not even need it alive. And if we do, unless the prophet says so, there's no need for it to be in pristine condition.We see you are after it, this is good, what do you seek it for?"
Rolled 21>>33277156That's fair. I tried to do something with units on my own and it go to a point that it was not as fast to deal with as I would like. I was about to get A friend to program something with java to auto play. But that was getting to be a big pain. ( to many RTS games.)>>33277398Sounds good.
Rolled 78>>33277633Generally for a sacrifice what you're sacrificing is alive, so we probably want it alive.But pristine condition is almost certainly entirely optional.>>33277580Genie, did you ever upgrade our Plant Control with our unused bonus? We wanted Jungle Affinity so the Jungle would like us and we'd be able to communicate with it.
Rolled 64>>33277633"One of ours decided to go on a rampage saved some guys of ours and really put the beat down out there alas then some freaky fuck decided to get in the way.""As for what who knows just that our best guy decided to pick a bone with it son of a bitch even took our damned Psychos with him. Though come to think of it they were suppose to-oh dat asshole."
Rolled 77>>33277763"Well then give us his last known coordinates and anyway to get to him, he's after what we seek and we need alive it for our gods. Prophet, guide us to them or the creature or the Super Soldier if we can.Do you trust your Super Soldier? You know our motives, but not his. If I were your enemy or a third party and wanted to bypass fighting you to reach an objective by infiltrating you, that's exactly what they would do."Basic 1With the help of the Bandits track Super Soldier and/or the Corruption. Listen to the Plants speak if it helps.
Rolled 73>>33277957Vote, but I think the traps might work. Maybe look for it now, build a trap for it when we know what we're after, and then take it alive.
Rolled 66>>33277957Find it and bring it's blood for our gods!
Rolled 81>>33277957Let's get ready to rumble!!!
Rolled 58>>33277957Well we did successfully track them down by using the trackers they had put inside the psychos the fact they were so well prepared is a bit worrying.What we saw when we got there was something else. We certainly saw the Corrupted Jungle Spirit and it seemed to be heading towards a certain spring...the devastation it left in its wake was something else though. Wrecked buildings, broken bodies, and fluids/gore strewn all over the place as the jungle itself struck out.The super soldier strangely seemed to be following it watching...While the psychos were kept contained in a nearby flying vehicle.Turn 13>>>>>A. Scavenge for food.>>>>>B. Try to improve the base>>>>>C. Try to improve weapons.>>>>>D. Research technology.>>>>>E. Pursue new mutations.>>>>>F. Explore in a direction/something.>>>>>G. Scavenge for raw materials.>>>>>H. Your choiceResource Points: 0Pop 280Military 200>>>>>>Food: Low>>>>>>Water: Low>>>>>>Morale: Good>>>>>>Medicine: Below Average>>>>>>Health: Average>>>>>>Armaments: Extreme>>>>>>Fuel: Below Average>>>>>>Tech level: Basic>>>>>>Reputation: who?>>>>>Infrastructure: Faithful Housing. Hydroponics. Waste Recycling. Armory. Temple. Compound. Training Yard.>>>>>Defenses: Compound. Forbidden Door. Crude Bunkers. Fortified. Sandbag nests. Watchtower.>>>>>vehicles: 4 Walkers. 5 technicals. >>>>>Power: biofuel generators,>>>>>Weapons: Pistol. Rifle. Shotgun. Machete. hatchet. SPA Set(excessive)>>>>>armor: Hides. Plate. Kevlar(limited). G2 Galok Power Armor(limited). MS/SPA Body Armor(excessive).>>>>>communications: Radio.>>>>>Materials: Supplies 1. Munition Stores.
>>33278279The Super Soldier is probably watching it to find out the best place to strike, and probably knows more than we do."Prophet, can you see a way we can contact the super soldier without tipping off the Jungle Creature"I suggest we keep it away from the Spring as well. One poison spring is bad enough, we cannot afford another.
>>33278279Also, how did we lose 2 resource points? Or is that a typo.
Rolled 88>>33278374Payment to the bandits.
>>33278345>>>>>>Food: Low>>>>>>Water: Low
It's also quite the shame this thing is so harmful to us, it'd be a wonderful tool otherwise. It too seems to seek to let the Jungle grow and dominate, and spill the blood of all those who defy it.
Rolled 39>>33278403Of course, that again. . .>>33278345>>33278397Dialogue>>33278279>>>>>A. Scavenge for food.Another food and water run, can't forget the base so we don't get killed while trying to do important things.
Rolled 40>>33278466Maybe we follow the Guanyin and just spend a bunch of turns upgrading farms and water. It get's really annoying having to do this every so often.
>>33278588Can't upgrade the farms or water supply right now because no resources.
>>33278630Yeah, but the bandits help in catching the creature will pay off.>>33278466Seconding. Be sure to keep tabs on the supersoldier and corruption from a distance. We need to act fast before the next spring get's corrupted.
Rolled 98>>33278345"Just radio him moron."
>>33278783"As you say, just being cautious incase this thing reads radiowaves. We know nothing about it.">>33278783"Supersoldier, we are the Cult who'm are known to your bandits. You track the corrupted spirit that we wish to Sacrifice to appease the gods and end it's destruction. We require it as sacrifice, what do you seek it for?"
Rolled 52>>33278897"For payback attacked some of ours and interrupted my mission now I will destroy it in kind."
>>33278975"Then we seek the same thing, its destruction. But ours is a way that would also repair the corruption it has already unleashed, and profit both our forces.If you can aid us in capturing it alive, we can ensure its complete destruction body and soul, as a sacrifice to our gods. But it'd be up to you to champion its defeat."
Rolled 48>>33278975Would you help us capture it alive so we could sacrifice it?
Rolled 22>>33279054"hm...hard enough to kill but you want it alive?""You are asking for quite a lot not sure if i can do that. Hard enough to kill as is."
>>33279234"You have our support and the support of your bandits, whom we have paid.You've tracked the creature longer than we have, if there is anyway we can take this thing alive you'd know how.Killing it won't stop the corruption that is still spreading, and we only need it long enough to complete the sacrifice.What would it take to capture it?"
Rolled 59>>33279312"it was hard just trying to figure out how to kill the damned thing.""Basically unnatural items like bullets or blades don't work. It gets corroded away.""Neither does dealing with it vey natural means it gets toxic made useless.""So one must use something else. In this case i was planning to use some witch potion combined with psi spiker to kill it.""One would have to use something not of natural like wood or of unnatural like plastic.""One would need to use something like energy to contain and then kill."
>>33279514"Ah, enlightening. I see what you mean. Could the witch potion and psi-spiker be used to paralyze the thing?We might be able to aquire or raid a caravan for some energy shield cages to contain the creature, perhaps an Adero or a Psi-corp brand?Alternatively, if you could help us lure the thing to the necessary site we could kill it there without having to bother with too much containment.""Prophet, what make you of this strategy. Would luring the creature and killing it at the sacrifice using the Super Soldiers witch potion and psi-spiker work?"
Alright, after we get some food, here's what I think we should do.Ask our bandit friends if they can aquire some shielding cages or walls for us. They can keep them after we're done, but we might need them to contain the creature.With help of the Super Soldier and the profit, find a way to bait and lure the thing to the sacrifice site, and prepare to fight and kill it with his plan. Tell the bandits we could also use energy or psi-weapons if they have those in store too.Once it is dead or just before, we sacrifice it and perform the ritual, ending this once and for all.>>33279514"Prophet, think this a good idea?"
Rolled 51>>33278466Went for a food and water run problem is the toxic spring influence has spread greatly hampering the efforts of our forces. We found a little bit but clearly we will either need to range further or deal with it.>>33279641"Witch potion was meant to cause it problems also make the psi spiker noxious even for it. Combined I figured it should be enough to kill."Lure it? Don't got enough psi spiker ammo in that case or enough witches brew. Then again...you cultists yeah?""You get along with covens? Heard rumors of how certain cults and witches are as thick as thieves but noticed you had neither."Prophet states that could work and considering its heading in said direction...
Rolled 73>>33279780Turn 14>>>>>A. Scavenge for food.>>>>>B. Try to improve the base>>>>>C. Try to improve weapons.>>>>>D. Research technology.>>>>>E. Pursue new mutations.>>>>>F. Explore in a direction/something.>>>>>G. Scavenge for raw materials.>>>>>H. Your choiceResource Points: 0Pop 300Military 200>>>>>>Food: Average>>>>>>Water: Average>>>>>>Morale: Good>>>>>>Medicine: Below Average>>>>>>Health: Average>>>>>>Armaments: Extreme>>>>>>Fuel: Below Average>>>>>>Tech level: Basic>>>>>>Reputation: who?>>>>>Infrastructure: Faithful Housing. Hydroponics. Waste Recycling. Armory. Temple. Compound. Training Yard.>>>>>Defenses: Compound. Forbidden Door. Crude Bunkers. Fortified. Sandbag nests. Watchtower.>>>>>vehicles: 4 Walkers. 5 technicals. >>>>>Power: biofuel generators,>>>>>Weapons: Pistol. Rifle. Shotgun. Machete. hatchet. SPA Set(excessive)>>>>>armor: Hides. Plate. Kevlar(limited). G2 Galok Power Armor(limited). MS/SPA Body Armor(excessive).>>>>>communications: Radio.>>>>>Materials: Supplies 1. Munition Stores.
>>33279780"The faithful here are young, and have yet to meet any, you seem to have since you acquired that witches brew.If you could get us in contact with one and, if the gods will it prophet, good favor with a witch before we make our move that'd be better. But for now, think we ought to prepare to kill this thing for the sacrifice?"
Rolled 74There is still a bounty on pics btw also you gonna love dis.a hero for yous.For thread starter 100... and 1 boon of your choice because i am coolio like that. Also tryign to get in the mood for all the damned bandit writefaggotry that is stacked up for me...
Rolled 6>>33279818Basic 1Have the bandits prepare or steal as many energy weapons as they can, shielding, laserguns, plasma, anything that isn't natural or unnatural material.We have 1 Material of Supplies left. With the prophets direction, we either:Use it to prepare more witches brew/spiker shield if any among us have such knowledgeFailing thatUse it to ask the aid of another witch or coven, for more brew/spiker ammunition, as the Super Soldier would know where to find one.The rest of us prepare anything that can be done to contain, slow down, or otherwise make the creature easier to kill. Obviously constructing defenses won't work, but we can try to make trenches or pitfalls, or sniper towers anything to give us and our bandit allies better shot at it, with the advice of the Super Soldier on how to.We could also prepare firetraps and flamepits, which are also a form of energy.
>>33279988>a hero for yous.Can we get a witch or a warlock?>and 1 boon of your choiceMasters of Ritual - Complete knowledge of Rituals and Sacrifices, their ramifications, consequences, necessary materials.
Rolled 98>>33280090You my choose and you could possibly even invent a new heroic archtype.A boon is only capable of purchasing a SINGLE thing so yes to rituals no to everything else.
Rolled 14>>33280001Vote. >>33280132What would Masters of Ritual alone give us?
Rolled 44>>33280132Dat feel when I realize i still need to build two additional systems...Goddamn it fucking large scale battles and squad based shenanigans.Its so hard just to figure out a single system...but need a war game and squadie adventure.AAWWHWHHAHAHHAHHAHGHWGHHGWH.>>33280192The first part before the 'and'.
Rolled 82>>33280001Blood for the blood gods!Seconded
>>33280239Sorry, I should have worded that better. I think you read it as "knowing all the rituals ever" which isn't what we're after.Sacrifices don't count as rituals?Actually, i think we don't use rituals that often. Maybe something more useful like "Bounty of the Jungle" where we can't ever stave because so long as we are in the Jungle we are provided food and water. Or just water if that's too much.
Rolled 59>>33280239I WANNA SCREAM GODDAMN IT.Now for something simple like writing...yeah. Fuck this.As soon as I get done with dis action.>>33280001"Oh plasma hell yeah we gots tons even shields too...but their sorta built in come to think of it...OI WHERE DID OUR PERSONNEL SHIELDS GO?""Uh...power armor and besides those things draw a lot power usually have to stick them on the power armor.""No mean the other personnel ones.""Oh those? Uh dey broke as hell.""What?""Needed them to fix the other stuff."DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD IT IS TO MAKE THOSE THINGS?Exactly why we used them to repair and modify the other stuff.GODDAMN it...which is why I wanted them INTACT.Oh oops..."Anyway yeah we got the plasma weapons.""can't believe i forgot the plaz...""That is why I told you to bring a plasma cannon with you dumbass super soldier. Think you would be on top of things like this.""I am rogue.""exactly why I question the fact you remain so with your lack of mental faculties.""If I was there right now...""Exactly why I am saying it roight now."But anyway we got plasma weaponry but why should we lend it out to you? Got a plasma node up here to keep her filled up ALL nice n gewd. Real nice too being able to refill the plasmaz."Super Soldier states he ran into the witches awhile back before coming to the overgrown part of the megacity turned jungle. Suggests making us look good for them or try to sniff out a coven.
Rolled 77>>33280524Turn 15>>>>>A. Scavenge for food.>>>>>B. Try to improve the base>>>>>C. Try to improve weapons.>>>>>D. Research technology.>>>>>E. Pursue new mutations.>>>>>F. Explore in a direction/something.>>>>>G. Scavenge for raw materials.>>>>>H. Your choiceResource Points: 0Pop 300Military 200>>>>>>Food: Good>>>>>>Water: Average>>>>>>Morale: Good>>>>>>Medicine: Below Average>>>>>>Health: Average>>>>>>Armaments: Extreme>>>>>>Fuel: Below Average>>>>>>Tech level: Basic>>>>>>Reputation: who?>>>>>Infrastructure: Faithful Housing. Hydroponics. Waste Recycling. Armory. Temple. Compound. Training Yard.>>>>>Defenses: Compound. Forbidden Door. Crude Bunkers. Fortified. Sandbag nests. Watchtower.>>>>>vehicles: 4 Walkers. 5 technicals. >>>>>Power: biofuel generators,>>>>>Weapons: Pistol. Rifle. Shotgun. Machete. hatchet. SPA Set(excessive)>>>>>armor: Hides. Plate. Kevlar(limited). G2 Galok Power Armor(limited). MS/SPA Body Armor(excessive).>>>>>communications: Radio.>>>>>Materials: Supplies 1. Munition Stores.
>>33280524"What you mean you DON'T want another chance to fire that plasma goodness? And here thought you guys loved a good fight."
What kind of hero can we get to help us with our resource/material issues?
Rolled 64>>33280612"Sure we can use the plaz but its costly besides i thought you wanted this one ali-OI Roy don't we have that plasma cage worked up?Oh the one where you used to plaz lines combined with the power lattice along with the Focum cor-Yes that one it works yes?Yeah it does.Good were gonna need it. Not sure how were gonna get the damned thing in it but still.
Rolled 35>>33280547>>>>>F. Explore in a direction/something.If we still have time, go search for a witch coven. Have the prophet see if he can forsee the right path to it.>>33280746Don't need to get it in the cage, just gotta get the cage to it. Build the cage walls in pieces then when the corruption is where we need it we rush and connect/activate the walls around it while attacking.
Rolled 26>>33280854I'm wondering how much time we have left before the corruption reaches the spring or what we can use to get the aid of a coven, but it's worth a shot I guess. Vote.Still need to vote on that hero and the boon too.
Rolled 34>>33280854"Uh Roy here you DO realize this is plasma contraption right? Shit don't work like that the thing has ACTUAL plasma coursing through it we had to stuff so much shielding despite the size problems. It gonna be hard has hell just to get it over there intact, but separate pieces that still work that a whole other dealio."
Rolled 41>>33280925How about burying it in a pittfall or disguising it in a building it seems to like to smash.Does the supersoldier think we can bait it?
We might not have time or resources to focus down the witchpath, maybe just make a witch our hero for now and then getting in cahoots with the coven will be easier.The one boon where we don't have to worry about water so much sounds good too.
Rolled 60>>33280970"Uh I don't know."According to the soldier"This thing is a being of corruption it isn't baited very easily.">>33281056Boons aren't that powerful you know so water wise it can grant a source but that doesn't mean you don't have to worry about it anymore.
Rolled 99>>33281056I'll back the witch hero and another source of water.>>33281100"You've seen it longer than we have. It seems to be headed toward a straight path to the spring, maybe we can anticipate where it is.Corruption wants things to corrupt. If we build something corruptible or things it likes to corrupt, we could use that to that triggers the cage as a trap.
If the bandits have aircraft, while we attack and distract the thing, we could drop the cage on it.
Rolled 38>>33281414That sounds like a crazy enough plan to work.
Rolled 19>>>>>H. Your choicePrepare the trap at the spring. When the corruption arrives precisely on the sacrifie site, we have the Super Soldier use the witches brew and Psi-Spike to disable it, as well as us/bandits on energy weapons. Once an opening arises, the Bandits quickly move in on their hover apc's to throw the cage over the creature to hold it down and give us an opening to sacrifice it and perform the ritual.Let's finish this thing off today. We'll need everything we and the bandits can get.Remember to stay away from it's touch, you have gorey examples of what happens when you don't.If we can get the Witch Hero this turn all the better.
Rolled 34>>33281689Don't forget to ask the Prophet about it.
Rolled 86>>33281689waiting for confirm on witch hero also the boon.
Rolled 88>>33281753I'll second the Witch, also boon to water since not only will we always need water but our plants will need it too.>>33281689Vote.OUR GODS DEMAND ITS SACRIFICE
Rolled 22>>33281689>>33281819The gods shall favor us with a witch, we shall favor them with our sacrifice.
Rolled 91>>33281689Try not to kill it until sacrifice is ready.
How do you know she is a witch?
Rolled 33Acquired WitchBoon water our forces stumbled upon an underground spring and so we quickly built a well to take advantage.Witch MonikBonus MagicAbilitiesWitches Brew; Come dearie dare you try it?Eternally Binding; able to bind those in inescapable contracts not even the unwilling are safe.Readjust your plans as needed.
>>33282357"Welcome one most gifted by the gods. We are in the process of hunting a powerful corrupted being as a sacrifice. Our allies supersoldier plans to use a special brew by another of your kind, as well as psi-spikes to destroy the creature. We plan to do it on the sacrificial grounds.If you could aid us anyway we ask thee to do so. This thing requires something not natural or unnatural, so energy and magic will be needed."
Rolled 81>>33282357What is her name?
Rolled 73>>33282451That's some good dialogue there. Supporting it.
Rolled 98>>33282357I would've upgraded our jungle control again if it were me, water springs are easy enough to find.Genie, you still haven't answered whether or not you applied our final unspent creation bonus towards our Jungle Control or not.
Rolled 2>>33282480Monik Straza a local witch from our own cult she has no coven sadly.>>33282451"Hm...thought about binding it and the proper brews could do much for our forces against it or even poisoning it.">>33282561I don't recall seeing the consensus for it so no.
>>33282642Blast, what a waste, we should reach consensus for a bonus as soon as it is offered in the thread.
Rolled 100>>33282642"Could you use our final unit of supplies to brew something to lure it and something to weaken/poison it?Additionally, as you are gifted in the ways of magic...if the thing is killed in our prepared sacrificial area, at the point of its origin, by someone who has been paid by us to help kill it, it will satisfy the mystical symbolism required to make it a "sacrifice", yes?"
Rolled 74>>33282642Should we aquire you the necessary resources or materials for more brew? If need be, one of us is willing to shed his blood and soul for it.
Rolled 78>>33282642As I recall there was a pretty clear consensus...Let me look it up.
>>33282740>100 dialogue rollYay!
Rolled 9>>33282740"why with pleasure and yes it most certainly will though sacrificial arts are not exactly my forte.">>33282754"Not right now no."
Rolled 61>>33282776Alright, there was only 2/3 votes.Voting for upgrading our Jungle Control to have an additional Jungle Empathy (the jungle likes us and can communicate what it wants).
Rolled 78>>33282852"Hey bandits who we still don't know the name of, if you guys'll bring that plasma cage over then we've got something to get that faggot spirit inside of it.On an unrelated note, how much greenery is there where you guys live?"We really need to perform the Jungle Empowerment ritual on our weapons and armor when this crisis is finished. I feel it will be a great boon.
Rolled 89>>33282852"We are pleased to here this, Madam Monik. Praises and blood for the gods."Basic 1Readjust our plans to match Witch Monik's new provided assets. Have her make as much of her paralyzing and/or disabling brew as she can, and us it appropirately. If our heroe's deem it, dip our bullets in it or just prepare to lob packages of the stuff at ti from a safe distance.Once it is ready, and once the creature reaches the sacrificial site, we throw the lot at it. Attacking any weakpoints the Prophet or the SS can see with energy weapons, using the Brew and the spikes to disable it, and either throw the cage over it or knock it back into the cage itself with proper brew usage.In order to be on the safe side of this ritual, have the Prophet or a chosen Acolyte work with the SS and the Witch on the final killing low, when the time is absolutely right (he would know) when t do the killing blow. Be it to launch the fatal brew himself, or fire the final energy weapon shot, order the Psi-Spikes or what have you. Do not let him/them get in harms way.>>33282889Man if that is still active, I vote that so hard.
Rolled 79>>33282889I'll vote for Jungle Empathy
Rolled 69>>33283036How about we ask Genie if the Witch will require a turn to brew, and/or an action to brew.We should also see how long (at its current pace) it'll take for the spirit to reach the spring.Because using a lure potion and a poison/weakening potion (so the spirit is drawn into the plasma cage and is too weakened and distracted to damage all our ritual stuff) to get it caught in the plasma cage in the spring so we can kill it more cleanly and easily without risk of damaging our ritual equipment would be nice.
>>33283172This is truth.Ahem>>33282852** Dialogue**>Do we require a turn to make the brew>How much longer until the corruption reaches the spring>Can a lure potion be created? To esnure it won't damage the ritual site>Any other ways to reduce risk
Rolled 10>>33283215Asking these questions to all our heroes as well, even the 3 officers/heroe's we found yesterday (like the scientist and the plumber)
Rolled 92>>33283215We also need to know if the cage can be transported and set up here within a turn, or how long that would take.If needbe then we'll just have to fight the spirit to delay it. Which we are...better suited to than most because of the zealot-hybrid giving us unbreakable morale.
Rolled 83>>33283215"I can get in finished and it can be used in the same turn. Just don't expect me to do anything else.""Corruption will get there in a turn or three depending on what gets in its way."It can.""Hm...dose up on my potions can reduce the risks.""OI WITCH CAN YOUS MAKE SPECIAL BREWS?""As in?""stuff that gets you HIGH AS FUCK, also to help us do shit.""Uh...yes bandit."'WOOH YOU AWESOMES WE TOTALLY GET YOU SOME PRETTIES.""Uh...thanks?">>33283298Come to think of it what did you even choose for your forbidden lore? You do know you can request info from the GM and it HAS to be provided right?
Rolled 96>>33283298Unfortunately, we haven't yet imbued our weapons and armor (so we won't want any defenders to use anything except the surplus stock that we have fuckloads of) which might've granted some degree of resistance towards the spirit's powers.
Rolled 51>>33283325I'm not sure we even picked a forbidden lore, we only assigned those fancy bonuses. Could you give examples? Examples that are jungle-themed (you know, things we might actually choose) would be appreciated.
>>33283325I'm really lost as to what we could ask for Forbidden Lore. You weren't exactly specific on the types of examples, other than things like OCC knowledge or something only you would know.There are things I would like to know that aren't necessarily related to this civ but could be!>The Secret of Bionuclear reactors like the giant monsters use>How do psy crystals grow>Magic RailgunsOne thing I can see useful is"The Answer Crystal of Stone"Whenever faced with a threat that could potentially or even will without a doubt end our civ, the Answer Crystal of Stone will give us "in no abstract or vague terms, the most descriptive and concrete steps to save yourselves from this situation down to the smallest detail."So that in any case we are truly threatened be it by our own stupidity or dangerous foe, we will always have a set plan to follow.
Rolled 66>>33283400Lore regarding WHY the jungle is like it is. Lore on how to befriend brood or control zombies stuff like that.Its forbidden lore and even if the means isn't set in stone you are still granted the knowledge for it and it must be provided.
>>33283325>Forbidden lore: How to control the environment like brood.We will be jungle and jungle be us.
Rolled 23>>33283464>"The Answer Crystal of Stone">Whenever faced with a threat that could potentially or even will without a doubt end our civ, the Answer Crystal of Stone will give us "in no abstract or vague terms, the most descriptive and concrete steps to save yourselves from this situation down to the smallest detail."Lord almighty that sounds useful. Gives us a way out even if there isn't.
Rolled 74>>33283464All of that could indeed be provided if its voted for regarding forbidden lore.as for that stone...you do realize that would be extremely often and couldn't account for dice?
>>33283509That sounds great, though the profit did say the jungle already heeds our commands but isn't always enthused. But then, to become like a brood that ought to eliminate that problem.Dammit, this is the same thing as last time good choices and hard to pick which one. . .>>33283559It'd change it's predictions depending on the state of the world, so if one danger suddenly becomes another it would change it's steps accordingly.
Rolled 38>>33283509What? Nooooo
>>33283632Heh, of all the civs we've tried and failed, mutants, survivals, tribals, even those weak robots, we still don't have brood down to even play them right.One day I hope we fix that.
Rolled 46>>33283559Give me until next thread to think about forbidden lores, for now just give us Jungle Empathy.Also, did the bandits answer whether or not they could get the cage set up in time?
Rolled 3>>33283617Ain't Forbidden Lore FUN!>>33283464One thing you need to be aware of the stone...doesn't count as forbidden lore.As forbidden lore is knowledge and not a special object.>>33283675Brood is EXTREMELY complicated like goddamn hence why I rarely use the sons of bitches and made it so lore wise they are quite rare.All for the sake of my sanity.Seriously though if you can't crack mutants you don't stand a chance doing brood.
>>33283632O come it will be fun. We can all be one be happy family ... well flock.
>>33283718>>33283734>Also, did the bandits answer whether or not they could get the cage set up in time?After this I think we'll have a plan down soon.
>>33283753>FamilyWe had a family once. . .and a loving mother. . . ;_;
Rolled 77>>33283770They could indeed.>>33283632Whats wrong anon?>>33283509Just because you know how doesn't mean you can do it too.>>33283801You had that like twice now.Stop hurting mommy anon eventually your gonna run out.
>>33283801And may they have a place forever in our hearts.>>33283831Well with the right knowledge anything can be done. I understand it will not be easy. So maybe zombie control and zombie accessories.
Rolled 26>>33283831And our good Witch is capable of brewing the lure, the poison, and the psycho's drugs all in one turn?So we could institute this plan this turn, or we can make all the preparations this turn and initiate next?
Rolled 12>>33283920That doesn't really go along with all our other stuff.Something dealing with the soul or something dealing with the jungle would be best.
>>33283925>So we could institute this plan this turn, or we can make all the preparations this turn and initiate next?Very important, hopefully the first because I just want to see some AWESOME and BLOOD FOR OUR GODS very soon.This time not so displeased if some of it is our blood too, but don't drain us dead (literally. . .)
Rolled 15>>33283925One turn?No.>>33283944Who says who didn't start with that and then later branched off/changed into the now?
>>33283944Why not add other races to our flock? ... maybe mind control ... na. ... Souls purge, Knowledge on ways to clean a soul of vile effects and improve ones psi?
Rolled 8>>33283982Very well, thenBasic 1Prepare all the supplies we need.First and foremost, Witch Monika's brew to poison and disable the creature2nd, a lure brew to bring it to where we need it to be and keep it there from harming our ritual equipment3rd the special HIGH brew for the bandits---Of other import, the transportation and preparation of the Plasma cage to the sacrifice siteGeneral preparation of energy weapons in defensive positions with the understanding that most defensive positions would be wrecked if touched so try to keep some kind of a distance.THis may or may not take one turn, but it must be done and soon.
Rolled 84>>33284018Brood are mindless, they could never understand nor participate properly in our reverence for the Jungle.
Rolled 23>>33284048We should probably deploy forces to delay the spirit. Redo the list with that included and you have my vote.
>>33284056I like to believe they could evolve to be sentient and thinking beings. Some with zombies some have shown signs of it.
Rolled 67>>33284056Oh rightBasic 1Prepare all the supplies we need.First and foremost, Witch Monika's brew to poison and disable the creature2nd, a lure brew to bring it to where we need it to be and keep it there from harming our ritual equipment3rd the special HIGH brew for the bandits.Gods supply us with what we need.---Of other import, the transportation and preparation of the Plasma cage to the sacrifice siteGeneral preparation of energy weapons in defensive positions with the understanding that most defensive positions would be wrecked if touched so try to keep some kind of a distance.THis may or may not take one turn, but it must be done and soon. Gods give us speed and swiftness.---Supersoldier, you are a one man army. We need you to delay the beast if it gets too close to quickly. If need be take the best crew you can get, the most operational oeperators among the bandits, and some of Moniks' first samples of HIGH brew and use them well. We must buy time. We have faith in your skills which brings honor to the gods.
Rolled 70>>33284156He's got a ship of psycho's too, don't forget that.Vote.
Rolled 91>>33284156Seconded. Prepare yourselves brothers, for our first great test awaits us.
Rolled 89>>33284156No no, not that.>Basic 1Prepare all the supplies we need.First and foremost, Witch Monika's brew to poison and disable the creature2nd, a lure brew to bring it to where we need it to be and keep it there from harming our ritual equipment3rd the special HIGH brew for the bandits.Gods supply us with what we need.---Of other import, the transportation and preparation of the Plasma cage to the sacrifice siteGeneral preparation of energy weapons in defensive positions with the understanding that most defensive positions would be wrecked if touched so try to keep some kind of a distance. Defensive positions should, of course, center their aim at the spring where we hope to capture the spirit and be mildly disguised so that the spirit passes over them while the lure draws it to the cage.Super Soldier, we request that you come here to oversee these things and do whatever you do to prepare to kill the spirit.THis may or may not take one turn, but it must be done and soon. Gods give us speed and swiftness.---Troops, we call upon you to go forth and delay the spirit. It is an unfortunate duty, but we cannot allow it back into its place of birth until we are prepared. You do the Jungle's work today, and shall be remembered as martyrs forever.(These troops should only be equipped with weapons and armors that we have surpluses of.)
Rolled 91>>33284359Ah, that is much better. Vote.
Rolled 67>>33284359Yeah, that's better. Supporting.
Rolled 69>>33284359To die in service to the gods is the highest honor of sacrifice. Voted.
>>33284359Battle for the jungle gods!
Rolled 34>>33284359I hope that critrecipe lure brew combined with the critrecipe weakening brew will serve to make the spirit nigh-oblivious to everything around it. That'd make caging it far easier.
Rolled 22>>33284359>>33284378>>33284392>>33284398The gods favor us with high rolls this day.General vote for consensus.
Rolled 68>>33284359>>33284420... roll.
Rolled 96I wonder if I ought to fluff up the gods of our Cult like I did gods of the Adero/Sa'al cult.Or if it's best to leave them simply as "Our Gods"
Rolled 41>>33284501More fluff is usually better. Fluff some up and that could add into our forbidden lore. Gods that we please by our very existence would grant us powerful boons if we knew the proper forbidden rituals.
Rolled 60>>33284359Christ so many votes all of a sudden...where dey all come from?Supplies are prepared and witch Monika finishes her work.Bandits transport the plasma cage and get it set up at the sacrifice site.Preparation regarding defensive positions begins.Super Soldier doesn't reply instead keeps stalking.The spirit for its part...seems to be going for a different spring. To be precise its going for the toxic one. So we deployed the lure causing the spirit to go after it and then we nailed it with the other potions...leading it to the cage where it was then activated and we successfully committed the sacrificeThus the toxic spring was ended and the sacrifice heralded the official opening of our grand temple.that feel when the bad ass heroic tier entity got crushed so hard it didn't even stand a chance. aww...
Rolled 62>>33284590HAHAHAHA, YESSSSSS
Rolled 70>>33284590>Turn 16>>>>>>A. Scavenge for food.>>>>>>B. Try to improve the base>>>>>>C. Try to improve weapons.>>>>>>D. Research technology.>>>>>>E. Pursue new mutations.>>>>>>F. Explore in a direction/something.>>>>>>G. Scavenge for raw materials.>>>>>>H. Your choice>Resource Points: 0>Pop 300>Military 200>>>>>>>Food: Good>>>>>>>Water: Average>>>>>>>Morale: Good>>>>>>>Medicine: Below Average>>>>>>>Health: Average>>>>>>>Armaments: Extreme>>>>>>>Fuel: Below Average>>>>>>>Tech level: Basic>>>>>>>Reputation: who?>>>>>>Infrastructure: Faithful Housing. Hydroponics. Waste Recycling. Armory. Chapel. Compound Defenses. Training Yard. Forbidden Library. Grand Temple>>>>>>Defenses: Compound. Forbidden Door. Crude Bunkers. Fortified. Sandbag nests. Watchtower.>>>>>>vehicles: 4 Walkers. 5 technicals. >>>>>>Power: biofuel generators,>>>>>>Weapons: Pistol. Rifle. Shotgun. Machete. hatchet. SPA Set(excessive)>>>>>>armor: Hides. Plate. Kevlar(limited). G2 Galok Power Armor(limited). MS/SPA Body Armor(excessive).>>>>>>communications: Radio.>>>>>>Materials: Supplies 1. Munition Stores.
>>33284590BLOOD FOR THE JUNGLE GODSSOULS FOR US
Rolled 66>>33284590>>33284625Did we get anything for annointing our temple with such powerful blood? Or is that yet to be seen?I love it when a plan goes right.>Basic 1Spend a turn christening our new temple with worship, led by the Prophet and Witch Monika, as thanks to the Jungle for allowing us victory over such a powerful foe.The Bandits are welcome to join, if they so desire.
>>33284667Brother, what worship would be complete without a sacrifice? Surely, we can afford but 10 of our own to the gods?Or better yet, we find other sacrifices for them.
Rolled 28>>3328466766 on a heretical worship action? The dice gods truly favor us this day.
Rolled 85>>33284692Do we want to go down this road?I kind of want to see where it might lead.
Rolled 53>>33284667We should show our love for the gods this day.
Rolled 4>>33284720After all, we ARE zealots so we can do it and it'd be entirely according to fluff...And next turn we can go into the places others do not to get resources, with the fury of the jungle protecting and assisting us.
Rolled 63>>33284667the bandits are just a WEE bit occupied with the whole tripping balls and flying high as a kite on witch magic mojo.Like saying they are wasted is a massive understatement.>>33284667The temple has been properly christened this turn by the Prophet though witch Monik refused stating this wasn't her area of expertise.>Turn 17>>>>>>A. Scavenge for food.>>>>>>B. Try to improve the base>>>>>>C. Try to improve weapons.>>>>>>D. Research technology.>>>>>>E. Pursue new mutations.>>>>>>F. Explore in a direction/something.>>>>>>G. Scavenge for raw materials.>>>>>>H. Your choice>Resource Points: 0>Pop 300>Military 200>>>>>>>Food: Good>>>>>>>Water: Average>>>>>>>Morale: Good>>>>>>>Medicine: Below Average>>>>>>>Health: Average>>>>>>>Armaments: Extreme>>>>>>>Fuel: Below Average>>>>>>>Tech level: Basic>>>>>>>Reputation: who?>>>>>>Infrastructure: Faithful Housing. Hydroponics. Waste Recycling. Armory. Chapel. Compound Defenses. Training Yard. Forbidden Library. Grand Temple>>>>>>Defenses: Compound. Forbidden Door. Crude Bunkers. Fortified. Sandbag nests. Watchtower.>>>>>>vehicles: 4 Walkers. 5 technicals. >>>>>>Power: biofuel generators,>>>>>>Weapons: Pistol. Rifle. Shotgun. Machete. hatchet. SPA Set(excessive)>>>>>>armor: Hides. Plate. Kevlar(limited). G2 Galok Power Armor(limited). MS/SPA Body Armor(excessive).>>>>>>communications: Radio.>>>>>>Materials: Munition Stores.
Rolled 50>>33284720It was pretty much the intention from the start heh>>33284667>>33284803Damn, a bit late but now that it is Christened, we should truly set to pleasing the gods.Basic 1Hold a festival to the Gods, a great hour of worship and prayer.Have the Prophet prepare lots to be cast, and use the will of the gods to select 20 among us.These 20 shall be pit against each other in single combat, until only 10 remain.Those who are victorious shall be the chosen warriors of the gods, those who are defeated shall have the honor of sacrificing their blood to the gods.Furthermore, the Bandits are welcomed to join in the festivies. Tell them to go out and seek living sacrifices, those who bring many will be favored much, those who bring few will still earn some degree of favor.Then, under the Prophet and Witch Monika, they who bring much blood shall their weapons be imbued with the blood they bring.I'm sure even while high, their desire for blood and battle should only be increased!
Genie, if you set up a website with a 'donate' button I'd donate to it. You do an awesome job here and I can only imagine how much time you spend behind the scenes, and I'm no millionaire but I'd definitely try to help out. You do an amazing job here.
Rolled 52>>33284828>The ChosenI like the sound of those elite warriors.I'll back it.After this, we'll use the blessings of the Gods to gather more resources.
Rolled 69>>33284828... Huh could be fun.
Rolled 42>>33284828You know what? I'm down for it.
Rolled 99>>33284857Hm...if I do try to set something up I have no idea how to do so plus it makes me feel bad to just take money for no reason. So I would have to offer something thus me wandering whether i should start writing smut or erotica as i hear that pays hideously well. Considering my position I am willing to swallow my pride once more and its not as if my dignity hasn't been torn to shreds already.Problem is i don't know if my smut will work...Especially considering I would have to target the female audience thus I would be forced to focus on the details...women really like the details need it to get them going.Beyond that would also have to focus on the whole powerlessness and other shit they can shlik to.Ugh...to write or not to write.Though wonder how well legit lesbo action would go on paper...not very well considering how romanticized you often see it.>>33284828Your gonna need resources for something like that anon.
Rolled 59>>33284857Yeah, your anon community has shifted their work, school, and sleep schedules around to accommodate when you run your quest. We're pretty dedicated, and I'd certainly kick whatever I can scrape up to spare your way every once in a while.
Rolled 98>>33284983Very well then.>Basic 1Gather resources and/or materials for the upcoming ceremony and festivities. The Prophet should be sent along so that he might be able to detect any hidden pockets of resources/materials out there.As an aside, what do you foresee with this: >>33284828 Prophet?
Rolled 69>>33284803>G. Scavenge for raw materials.For the "party". "May the jungle guide us and the prophet's words ring true."When did we get mutations?
Rolled 2>>33284983>>33285045Vote, but also the destructive efforts of the corruption is bound to have left much unturned resourcewise, especially considering all the bodies destroyed. If the Prophet believes us favored by the Jungle yet, we can venture deeper than we have before.In addition, search for materials:>Precious Metals and StonesGold, silver, as well as jewels. We will use this to make the "Knife of Bloodletting", the sacrificial tool and weapon of the Prophet himself.
>>33284828Probably best that this has been delayed, we need to add in the caveat that Waterlords and heroes are exempt from the lots. The Jungle Gods have seen fit to give them other talents to use in their honor.
>>33285083Aye, this is meant specific for the rank and file. Those already favored by the gods shall serve them in other means.
Rolled 73>>33285045>>33285055>>33285066May the gods favor us with resources>>33285066We should totally deck up the Prophet in all sorts of weapons so we can see him in battle like the missed chance we had with the Prophet of Fate.
Rolled 9>>33285134Now with dice.I'm becoming increasingly worried that a 1 or 100 will fuck us.
Rolled 29>>33284983Suppose i could offer my system but that thing is a horrendous mess at the moment. Still have a few major things to go over like pop mechanics which still make me its bitch.And a few others that continue to allude me.>>33285017ah to be the first tripfag QM forced to live off charity...aah have no idea how i would set that up. Suppose I could offer my system which when finished looks like it can serve for a dizzying array of civ types. Fantasy, sci fi, it has the stuff that it could do it all.Civ tabletop games.From what i can see there will be two modes one where each player controls a civ OR all players share the same civ but play as heroes for said civ.Nice and simple. And no i wont be trying the either option here it wouldn't go well. That is the sort of thing that requires the more classic approach and one I belief will work.alas it would require good characterization and excellent worldbuilding. Unlike the current civs I have to make up for it being tabletop somehow.My own special recipe that rocked the boat of civ games.>>33285045"We do not have the right materials or resources needed to run such a event it would be a disaster.">>33285055You don't.Only mutants get mutations or depending on special choices made you could acquire biomods and genetic engineering.As for my setting(s) I doubt they are worth shit.
Rolled 76>>33285151I'm unsure if the Prophet is particularly suited for battle. Then again, he is a Commander-archetype and cultists/zealots have pretty good war capacity.
>>33285162Why I ask is that we have this in the action list.>>>>>>>E. Pursue new mutations.
Rolled 19>>33285162"A disaster due to a lack of resource, or an inherent flaw in the idea itself?"
Rolled 92>>33285162You don't really have to offer anything, Genie. If you feel like you have to pony something up for your pride though, you can do writefaggotry in this setting.
Maybe as our Lore we ask for "Ritual Material knowledge" because it really sucks not knowing what the "right" materials are, let alone having the find them.
Rolled 48>>33285229I think that "Ritual Knowledge" would let us know what we need and (probably) where to find them.
>>33285267There's that "and" again. I'm really wondering what is covered under ritual knowledge if it doesn't include it's effects and consequences, which you think it would. For all I know it's simply a long list of different rituals, and that's no good at all.
>>33285162Do what though will shall be the whole of the law. I have no issue with donating to you for a service instead of for a product, but if it would cheapen it for you I shan't insist.As for how to set online payments up, the easiest way would be to get a paypal account and have people pay you directly - I've done paypal to paypal transfers before, all we'd need is the email address you use. Of course, you might get spammed next time we're trying to get your attention as a thread is dying :P
Rolled 89>>33285291I feel like forbidden lore is a bit more comprehensive than most boons, and would include things like that. (though we'd have to confirm with Genie of course)
>>33285045>>33285055>>33285066>>33285151>>33285154Waiting on the Genie in great anticipation
>>33285192Well, I'm sure we can try to pursue new mutations if we want to...>>33285171hey, it worked for MuhammedOn the subject of forbidden lore - I remember [redacted] in this area being extremely high - anyone else think that might be a great way to spend our lore bonus? There must be a reason a jungle gods worshipping cult chose this particular jungle...
Rolled 28>>33285435I think you mean that there must be a reason the Gods led us on a sojourn to this Promised Land.
Rolled 64>>33285162btw you know the anniversary of my very first thread when I started the Memor civ?That day I will create a VERY Special Thread in which...I will reveal my current system and will answer questions including fluff related ones.At the moment the main thing holding me back is population mechanic.My current VERY rough format is 2. Representing stable population.Beyond that it will be modified by stats and other modifiers.Exactly what however I am having a hard time with what i know I am gonna use is the following. Base increase will be by 1 as a minimum.Good food and water levels will boost pop growth.Morale boosts pop growth.Medicine boosts pop growth.Health boosts pop growth.Good tech decreases pop growth while bad tech increases.Then there are other modifiers but I am having a real hard time figuring it out.After that i will then have to compile it all in a VERY crude draft. This will even mean that I go digging through all the threads so a compilation of them all including those that weren't archived will be nice and will earn you quite the bonus.Setting material...I don't know what to do with that. I know the stuff is good but my system is separate from it. While i have received requests for book writing I haven't gotten anything beyond that.>>33285171Actually no she isn't. You have that entirely wrong.>>33285291>>33285267Ritual knowledge will provide information on all things regarding the ritual in question.>>33285348Forbidden lore is quite different from boons.
>>33285455>Ritual knowledge will provide information on all things regarding the ritual in question.Including effects and consequences yes?Also>>33285200>"A disaster due to a lack of resource, or an inherent flaw in the idea itself?"** dialogue **
Rolled 32>>33285455No she isn't entirely unsuited for battle.Okay, you're going to have to clarify.
>>33285455>Actually no she isn't.Ahh, a Prophetess? That is an interesting revelation.
Rolled 39>>33285335I hear bad things regarding paypal.>>33285045Acquiring materials for the festivities goes STUPENDOUSLY well. Turns out there were some party stores, religious supply depot, and other stuff nearby that contained EVERYTHING we needed. Stuff was even in surprisingly good condition. Like damn did it do good.Even got all kinds of fun snacks, foods, drinks, and even drugs. Hell we got some much even the bandits became interested offering to bring 'loot' as payment if they could attend.>>33285484All information regarding it then yes.>>33285200"lack of resources.">>33285498Yeah surprised no one ever bothered delving into it. Everyone assumed it was a dude alas gender ambiguous heroic titles are a pain.>>33285489She isn't entirely built for battle or a command role.
>>33285608>Yeah surprised no one ever bothered delving into it.Well hey if you could give us a bedtime story on the Prophetess that'd be great.still sad we missed out on Hawser. Here's hoping she's still kicking mutant and alien ass out thereAlternatively the exploits our bandit comrades would be enjoyable as well.
Rolled 80>>33285632I think the combat between the chosen ones and the ritual itself shall be worthy of a storytime all it's own.
Rolled 65>>33285608Paypal is perfectly fine for normal. Just don't store tens of thousands of dollars in it, piss off computer-savvy people, or anything stupid like that and you'll be fine.That aside, are you really in a place to be discerning?
Rolled 55>>33285649We did have a 69 rolled for that up there.
Rolled 26>>33285455Seriously could use some help on the population mechanics that shit still infuriates me to no end.>>33285632I intend to do that actually at least with the bandits. Cannot come up with a name for those sons of bitches and they had some fearsomely good rolls.>>33285649woah I is only one person for writefaggotry. Unlike everyone else there is only 1 fag here trying to do everything.>>33285662I am if it backfires on me, but fuck how i have fallen. This is what i get for trying to get my shit together.Got a list of shit to do gonna be one busy motherfucker this year. Ah oh yeah my birthday is...hm next game actually. Was gonna get myself a cake or something but once I did the math I realized i couldn't afford it. Ah well not like i had a decent birthday in...fuck should not of thought about that.Will do my best to run on Thursday also my birthday stuff seems to be encroaching on it but I'll be damned if I don't do at least one thing for myself that day.
Rolled 36>>33285608So she's okay at battle but mainly functions as a religious figurehead?
Rolled 33>>33285608Can't believe i forgot stat page. >Turn 17 >>>>>>A. Scavenge for food. >>>>>>B. Try to improve the base >>>>>>C. Try to improve weapons. >>>>>>D. Research technology. >>>>>>E. Pursue new mutations. >>>>>>F. Explore in a direction/something. >>>>>>G. Scavenge for raw materials. >>>>>>H. Your choice >Resource Points: 0 >Pop 300 >Military 200 >>>>>>>Food: Good >>>>>>>Water: Average >>>>>>>Morale: Good >>>>>>>Medicine: Below Average >>>>>>>Health: Average >>>>>>>Armaments: Extreme >>>>>>>Fuel: Below Average >>>>>>>Tech level: Basic >>>>>>>Reputation: who? >>>>>>Infrastructure: Faithful Housing. Hydroponics. Waste Recycling. Armory. Chapel. Compound Defenses. Training Yard. Forbidden Library. Grand Temple >>>>>>Defenses: Compound. Forbidden Door. Crude Bunkers. Fortified. Sandbag nests. Watchtower. >>>>>>vehicles: 4 Walkers. 5 technicals. >>>>>>Power: biofuel generators, >>>>>>Weapons: Pistol. Rifle. Shotgun. Machete. hatchet. SPA Set(excessive) >>>>>>armor: Hides. Plate. Kevlar(limited). G2 Galok Power Armor(limited). MS/SPA Body Armor(excessive). >>>>>>communications: Radio. >>>>>>Materials: Munition Stores.
>>33285720Oh, well happy birthday then Genie. You have a full day to yourself, to take a break and do something you find fun, no matter what it is.
Rolled 71>>33285720For pop mechanics why don't you use the standard exponential growth model and modify r depending on the given civ's general fertility rate. For you "Lean and Mean" civs add a 0 onto the end of current population and once you get the end result shift a decimal place to the left and round down/up as desired.P= n e^(rt)Treat a turn or every 5 turns or something as a 'year', and only change n when there are major fluctuations due to casualties (which ought to have any pop growth since the previous growth update subtracted from them).
Rolled 24>>33285763That is technically thursday anon and thus I will try to run the game that day at least.>>33285797Agh son of a bitch I was trying to figure out how to use the standard exponential growth model.
Rolled 98>>33285761>Basic 1This: >>33284828To be clear, the lots are only for our rank and file. No (identified) heroes or officers draw lots for the gods have decided they should serve different roles.
Rolled 65>>33285763>>33285823Though i do appreciate the gesture.
Rolled 96>>33285836Oh, and the bandits are free to come, without charge. They can bring sacrifices to the jungle if they so desire (for more drugs and such) but those are far from required. They are our allies, after all, and we share things freely amongst our friends just as they were so kind as to donate their unused equipment to us.
Rolled 78>>33285867>>33285836Supporting, let's kick this party off.
Rolled 16>>33285761Basic 1Now is the time for the celebration. A feast, an orgy of flesh between us and bandits, and any slaves they bring. Give thanks to the Gods for their blessings.Once the basic pleasures have been done, now is time for the next phase, the contests of combat. The Prophetess shall prepare lots and select among the rank and file (nonhereoes/nonofficers) 20 people per the will of the gods, who will fight each other in single combat. Those who are victorious shall become the "Chosen Warriors", those defeated shall have the honor of sacrificing their blood to the Heart of the Jungle (the plant/vines) by being thrown into the pit, and their souls shall empower us and the Gods.Accept the Bandits loot, and tell them if they have no loot, living slaves for the sacrifice are also welcomed as payment. The Bandits are also free to use this time to sort their slaves via combat for their entertainment, what they do with the victor is up to them, but understand the defeated shall be pledged to the Heart.The slaves they bring, if we are able to do imbuing, their souls and blood shall be imbued to their weapons to empower them, while the rest of the blood feeds the Heart.
Rolled 35>>33285836>>33285867>>33285902>>33285918Voting. Bandits can come free, but sacrifices give bonuses.Don't forget the orgy, because orgies bring everyone together.
Rolled 37>>33285918>>33285867>>33285836Yesssss.Damn it feels good to invest into the fluff-character of a civ again. It feels good to be bad instead of restraining ourselves to be 'good guys' only to be dicked over by paladins and their lackeys.
Rolled 90>>33285918You can only imbue with jungle.>>33285867You know they never handed you their plasma weaponry right?
Rolled 49>>33285968We were close to being good guys who kicked ass with the Spacemen, except that was when thirst killed us. . .Evil /prevails/ after all.>>33285994Oh, well, then forget that for now we need to test that out properly. We'll find the Soul and the Blood imbuing later.
Rolled 21>>33285994They gave us milspec gear, even if it is second-rate stuff it's a damn sight better than we could've hoped to get on our own.
Rolled 14Just to remind everyone of the to-do list>Imbue some weapons/armor with Jungle power>Perform the heroification and Ritual of Atonement on...Marcus I think it was?We'll need resources for the former (though materials would work better) and materials for the latter.
Rolled 91>>33286008Just feels like if we're going to die in the end anyway we ought to get some kicks out of it you know?
Rolled 77Alright can you now properly compile everything that will go on with the party.
>>33286040Marlow, I'm not sure if it was heroification but it was Atonement or Plant Sense.
>>33286062>Feasting, Orgies, drugs, get togethers and good feels.>The Casting of Lots among the rank and file to determine the will of the Gods of 20 who will fight in single combat.>(Optional) Slave combat. Bandits can bet on and have their slaves fight each other. Winner gets the loot and keeps his slave, loser must give his slave to the Pit for The Sacrifice>Combat arena. The 20 fight until all but 10 are victorious or defeated. The 10 become "Chosen Warriors" of the gods.>The Sacrifice. The 10 who are defeated shall be bound and cast into the plant pit, "The Heart of the Jungle", to feed their blood to it.
>>33286062>Bandits are invited, they can come free but loot and slaves/sacrifices will get them more drugs/stuff>First a feast/orgy combination with us, the bandits, and any slaves they bring that they want to participate>Then contests of combat. Any slaves the bandits brought as sacrifices shall begin the day. It will be a tournament between all of them (starting with group battles and narrowing down to individual ones if numbers are appropriately large)>After the slave-tournament is over (the winner is to be kept) we cast lots among our rank and file to see who 20 will participate in the Combat of the Gods.>These 20 fight until there are 10 left, they are to be named "Chosen Warriors">The Slave Champion gets his freedom>All defeated get their bodies thrown into the great pit in the temple as sacrifice to empower the Jungle/our Gods. All souls of the defeated go to empower ourselves.
Rolled 81>>33286062hm with my system work wonder what I should do with my setting...It WAS thanks to /tg/ that I resurrected the setting you see before you. Previously I considered the setting dead.Hm...wonder what other ones I should consider to rez.>>33286138Need rolls too anon. Just noticed it being rather disjointed.
>>33286167What? So you're not going to let that 98 count? We were clearly all getting at the same sort of thing.
>>33286186I don't want to be nitpicky, but this is an important event and we got a spectacular roll on it, and the more we roll the more likely it is that we'll get a 100 or a 1 either of which will fuck us over at this point.
Rolled 64>>33286186I noticed some difference and am allowing a proper compilation to go through or you could throw more votes at it and say fuck it.
Rolled 41>>33286167>Hm...wonder what other ones I should consider to rez.if it's a civ quest I'll be there. Granted, I'd only be there if I knew it were you
Rolled 59>>33286236Are the minor differences really all that important?Alright, fine. Vote but if we crit and fuck this up I blame you: >>33286157
Rolled 19>>33286157>>33286167Rolling on
Rolled 40>>33286157This, though actually the 20 combat way works
>>33286299>>33286287>>33286293>>33286274>>33286252The way I saw it, the 10 defeated wouldn't be killed but defeated in combat.The Heart of the Jungle adores live sacrifices of course.
>>33286326Also to ensure not too much blood is spilt on the arena and given to the heart instead.
Rolled 3>>33286326The way I saw it, the fighting is happening on temple grounds, and the blood is being spilled in the Heart of the Jungle's name. The bodies go in the pit anyway.Are we more evil than normal Civ Questers? Is it possibly just a reaction to Genie's setting?
>>33286326But the heart of battle give the best blood for the gods to drink up.
>>33286369... I meant "the heat of battle gives ..."
>>33286366>>33286369We could also have it to where they fight over precarously placed platforms over the pit, whoever falling off first is the obvious sacrifice.Eitherway, it's up to whatever Genie thinks is /cool/>>33286366 From Memor, to Bloodsnow, to here, we just do evil good for some reason
>>33286341The Jungle's roots wind their way all through our complex whether we want them to or not. They will have their blood no matter where we spill it. And for the symbolism, we're throwing the bodies into the pit anyway.>>33286400Hopefully the Prophet and Bandits will take some initiative here and do all the really awesome stuff.
Rolled 41I wonder how long before the Heart of the Jungle's roots grow deep, that it begins to beat?Let those who dare strike at it's tendrils it fear the same wrath of the Sacrifice Spirit of Corruption.>That needs to be a thing it should do with enough blood and bodies fed to it
>>33286400Yeah, I should probably rewrite FortiCo to be evil somehow. Oh well, I'm sure that no matter how nice and good I write them up to be we'll find a way, as players, to make them evil chucklefucks when we play.
>>33286475I say let them be who they are. We as players just need to learn to trust more.
Rolled 78>>33286475Fortico ought to be neutral. Not good, not bad, but a rock that stands. A rock takes no sides.that sounds really really hard
Rolled 54>>33286274Well one is a weird fantasy, another is pure sci fi actually have two of those comes to think of it, and the other is a modern fantasy I have been trying to figure out.Currently all my sci fi ones are dead. One of whom was killed by the dice goddess and the other my oldest setting let die simply because i thought I couldn't do sci fi.My fantasy is my second oldest...btw you know how in depth this one is?Its blown completely out of the water in comparison as in I have been working on this for many years and its my second oldest setting. So...yeah its scary how detailed it is. Got that shit so engraved into my very mind i literally have the world map carved into my brain as well as the time line.Basically its my baby.>>33286495>>33286475I wait till the day you actually do well as a 'good' civ as one thing i can say you can't play neutral for shit.and my modern sci fi. Which I have been going back and forth on yet for some reason I refuse to let it die.
>>33286536We were this close to getting on our feet with a good civ and 8472, but the goddamned water.
>>33286532That's more or less where they were going anyway.The Pacifist CEO was persuaded sideways in his beliefs by Jack. He still abhorred violence, but would throw his full weight and genius into anything defensive. If FortiCo had managed to go to their desired ultimate conclusion then the world would be a stagnant, paralyzed network of defenses where no one ever moved on anyone else because there were no chinks in the armor to exploit.Or at least, that's what Mr. Lynch likes to believe.
>>33286536We have had almost a year to try out Good civs and all of them were abject failures. I have as much faith in a good civ as I have us doing brood or even robot.
>>33286536V101 was pretty neutral by themselves, working with Umbra left aside.
>>33286605If only because they were too busy fighting to run away.
>>33286613The Guanyin were pretty neutral too, all we did was work on our farm and amass power because we were in a threatening place.
>>33285724My buess is her main functions are inspiring us and predicting what the enemy will do. Both of which she doesn't need to be at the front line for
>>33286646I suppose, but they did fall completely evil near the end by partnering with Paladins. Who despite being a lot better than initially though, still though,Paladins
Rolled 10>>33286536bah meant modern fantasy.Been torn doing that one in the perspective of a sorry bastard who picks up the skull of a lich on a little corner store that disapears once he left. The lich skull tries to teach the youth as an apprentice and thus he enters a world he never knew existed.The skull btw has a deep hatred of churches because it was trapped under a cathedral for centuries placed in such a way as to constantly hear the sermons, singing, foot steps, and gnawing. It also desperately wants to become whole as currently is trapped and can't wield its previously great power for shit. Of which infuriates it to no end and is fascinated by new developments.The other idea follows an odd fellow who finds himself doing odd jobs for magical beings who are all utterly convinced the man isn't human as no ordinary human can do the stuff he does alas neither is he a hunter and thus he is in thrusted into an interesting position.Truth is he just does odd jobs for the different groups from vampire families to witch covens. While weak an being an 'ordinary' human he somehow still manages to do quite well. also things like the succubi hate his guts to no end. No one is exactly sure why but they really do.Fact is phsically he IS an ordinary human and thus hopelessly outclassed especially consider he can't use magic.Only thing he has going for him is unreadable face(actually him being empty minded), clever, and the reasons why the succubi hate his guts.Robot are MUCH easier to do then brood believe me. I kinda hate myself for inventing them because holy shit are they hard to play, use, or even write for.>>33285836>>33285867Because I is feeling nice.
>>33286707Well, we've hardly ever seen whiff or tail of them since Memor apart from the great Gearhead fight, and unless we somehow get in cahoots with one again we never will.
Rolled 47>>33286707Worst faction in my book is brood because they be a BITCH to do.Like fuck what the hell was WRONG with me making them the way they are.hence why you see them so rarely despite being awesome because i despise them almost as much as i do the mary sue that is Glowy Joe.
>>33286730Fuck it's been way to long since we've seen the guy, or Duelfists.
>>33286730Haha, Good Ol' Glowy Joe.Who knew, when he started glowing in the Memor's dungeon (and accruing followers somehow, while in the Memor's dungeon) that he'd become such a badass.We never even figured out how he got out of his cell, or why he still liked us after that. Good times, good times.
Rolled 11>>33285836"Come now, we'll have a dearth of heros if acting heroic denies you the right to be sacrificed! No, better to be nominated for this honor! Each shall write the names of twenty fellows, and the names be read aloud! those deemed most worthy by all of us shall enter the testing grounds, to see who has earned immortality among the vines and whose skills the fellowship still has need of!"
Rolled 40>>33286728Truth betold I SHOULD use them more even with the limitations but my prejudice against them has prevented it.Because fuck i hate those guys and myself for creating them.>>33286752Yeah...I need to force myself to write about stuff I despise.Which includes smut...awwmy list of stuff to writeMary Sue Glowy JoeBroodSmut....FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-I DON'T WANNA.but fuck my prejudice is clearly getting in the way of pure awsomeness...wait a second.no...No.NO.IT CAN'T BE.but...But.BUT IT IS.FFUUU->>33285836Bandits brought both loot and slaves for the whole affair.>>33284828Festival is prepared the duel between 20 selected by the Prophetess shall soon commence.
>>33286800The bigger worry is that heroes will slaughter all the rest without the budding heroes among them getting a chance to reveal themselves.
>>33286812Look for any hint of a mad bandit that has some sort of aura in Genie's writefaggotry of the festival.
>>33286848Ah the mind of a smartanon, the 2nd most engimatic thing apart from Genie's
>>33286832A fair worry, but from a cynical perspective some might not want to be sacrificed as much as everyone else wants them to be, and it would be good to have a hero on hand to ensure that they're redeemed.
Rolled 48>>33286812>Bandits are invited, they can come free but loot and slaves/sacrifices will get them more drugs/stuff>First a feast/orgy combination with us, the bandits, and any slaves they bring that they want to participate>Then contests of combat. Any slaves the bandits brought as sacrifices shall begin the day. It will be a tournament between all of them (starting with group battles and narrowing down to individual ones if numbers are appropriately large)>After the slave-tournament is over (the winner is to be kept) we cast lots among our rank and file to see who 20 will participate in the Combat of the Gods.>These 20 fight until there are 10 left, they are to be named "Chosen Warriors">The Slave Champion gets his freedom>All defeated get their bodies thrown into the great pit in the temple as sacrifice to empower the Jungle/our Gods. All souls of the defeated go to empower ourselves.sums of the festival but fails to get into the amount of blood letting and general fucking that occurred.The bandits interestingly enough were bit too wasted, high, and tripping thanks to Witch's Brew and stuck with the gambling of their slave fights.Everyone else meanwhile feasted, fucked, and then got ready for the grand finale that was the chosen.>>33286812Genie made a realization anons...That pure fucking awesome can only occur when the Genie is miserable....I is a masochistic writer with sadistic tendencies the worst I feel the better I write.Shit.So I guess anons I am as a matter of fact will be willing to write a piece of smut for you all.Your choice except NO Dr. Volk and Clora'Zel I do actually care for my sanity. That will require no small bribe for me to willingly break my brain which is a must for something like that.>>33286789You know he started of as a joke mook character right?What was the polar opposite of Mary Sue turned into it by nothing but the whims of the dice despite my greatest attempt to kill the son of a bitch.
>>33286943I've... I've always wondered about the GrowCorp CEO's personal life...
>>33286943>Your choice except NO Dr. Volk and Clora'Zel I do actually care for my sanity. I find your lack of faith in our ability to break your sanity disturbing.Don't make us pick the Rape God and the Ships now.CLANKCLANKCLANK
>>33286943Choices I can think up right now are.a very busy Dr. Claire in the Fleshpalace (almost entirely based on her exploits trying to teach mutants/humans/fleshbeasts/ghouls/literally everything else how to NOT hurt themselves while doing it)Didricksons big night with Ramona and Alexis (and the conception of his two sons).Jenny's first friend who was a boyCray Cray and Boy ToyDr. Bikhta and Mad Science>>33286965 Why they call it "GROWcorp"Let's see who else.
>>33286965Huh, I had no idea any of the newbies from Grow had stuck around. That's as good as anything else I suppose.I was going to say Prophetess and Witch Monik. Or Prophetess and the most Valorous competitor in the Combat of the Gods.Then again, there's also that Bloodsnow and his Ghoulish Girlfriend that we never got to hear anything more about, despite many requests for updates. (This would probably be fun)Alexis, Ramona, and Didrik remain an age-old standby. Remember that Alexis was a Tectus too, so she looked weird as fuck.Mr Light and...no, let's not sully the light.CrayCray+Boy Toy[Any number of others]>>33286971I actually laughed out loud.
>>33287072>Mr Light and...no, let's not sully the light.He was very close to Cassiel his secretary you know.But that's the same line of thought as remembering that someone like Walt Disney had a wife and children too.
Rolled 88>>33286971The Rape Train was a literal result of my break from sanity why the hell do you think I don't wanna repeat that experience?I gave all new meaning to the term rape with that one because my brain broke so hard.>>33286965That is an odd request.>>33286943The chosen for their part half lost and were sacrificed along with the bandit slaves. It was quite the fight especially once the Witch doped them up and let them loose.acquired ten chosenSpecial abilityFate's Glance; For whatever reason these ones have a special potential
>>33287072Oooh... prophetess, Witch Monik, and the slave champion...
>>33287072>>33287066>>33287106Oh, and lest we forget.AI EDE and AI EVE's big reunion, aka How to insert your hardrive into her software.Let's not forget the redux of that with AI BURK explains how three is the perfect mathematical number.
>>33287106Dammit Genie, I wasn't going to start a word doc for this one but now you just have to go and do that.>>33287139Haha, I want that just to put Genie into distress.
Rolled 4>>33287106>>33287113Not choosing an oldie but a goodie or one that could prove funny.>>33287139And another one that will cause sanity damage. Fuck should of remembered exempting that one.>>33287066>>33287072ah yes the turning of lesbians vey the dick....I will actually have to base that one off of a certain experience nvm.Though would have to remember mutant adjustments.>Turn 18>>>>>>A. Scavenge for food.>>>>>>B. Try to improve the base>>>>>>C. Try to improve weapons.>>>>>>D. Research technology.>>>>>>E. Pursue new mutations.>>>>>>F. Explore in a direction/something.>>>>>>G. Scavenge for raw materials.>>>>>>H. Your choice>Resource Points: 0>Pop 300>Military 200>>>>>>>Food: Good>>>>>>>Water: Average>>>>>>>Morale: Good>>>>>>>Medicine: Below Average>>>>>>>Health: Average>>>>>>>Armaments: Extreme>>>>>>>Fuel: Below Average>>>>>>>Tech level: Basic>>>>>>>Reputation: who?>>>>>>Infrastructure: Faithful Housing. Hydroponics. Waste Recycling. Armory. Chapel. Compound Defenses. Training Yard. Forbidden Library. Grand Temple>>>>>>Defenses: Compound. Forbidden Door. Crude Bunkers. Fortified. Sandbag nests. Watchtower.>>>>>>vehicles: 4 Walkers. 5 technicals. >>>>>>Power: biofuel generators,>>>>>>Weapons: Pistol. Rifle. Shotgun. Machete. hatchet. SPA Set(excessive)>>>>>>armor: Hides. Plate. Kevlar(limited). G2 Galok Power Armor(limited). MS/SPA Body Armor(excessive).>>>>>>communications: Radio.>>>>>>Materials: Munition Stores.
Rolled 37>>33287158Did we ever get a number for the water lords or just a few people kind of thing?>>33287178Well while our food and water is still good.>G. Scavenge for raw materials.Then I'm thinking we train or explore for more areas to dig stuff up in.
Rolled 57>>33287066That's SIR Williamshire Didrickson the V to you, knave. Professional hunter and ladiesman.
>>33287215We have 3. Garbles (who had some survivalist-type water collection set up), Ron the Scientist, and Deevus the Mechanic.
Rolled 92>>33287266We need to use these guys more.Shit, we need to utilize everybody we can every single turn we can.For now though, resources.>>33287215vote
>>33287259Man now all I can think about it the survivors we tried to make.>>33287266Thanks.
Rolled 14>>33287259...ah fuck.Why can't I make heroes like back when during the Memor or just plain mooks like with the bloodsnow.Shit how i have fallen...
Rolled 84>>33287307Those fuckers were pieces of art and I need to recapture that feel.Nearly had gotten down with the Guan mutants....so close yet so far damn it.
Rolled 57>>33287307All the guanyin hero's were very interesting, Mama, Vece, Shrouded Cloaker. Maybe because their plots were so inherently linked and deeper than we ever knew.Then there's General Vizier and all his badassery.Hawser looked like she was gonna be awesome but we never heard her tale.
>>33287323Don't worry, we intend to stick with these fuckers. You'll get plenty of chances to make characters.
>>33287336Hey, don't forget Eden and Shara. The hippy and the monster/monstrous hippy.Oh, Eden+Vece is another smut-portunity.
>>33287323Even though they die I view the Guan's as a win for the group. We all put a lot of work and love into them.
>>33287323>>33287342In fact you're doing real great with the Bandits, and the Prophetess is speaking up too, if only to tell us what to do.suddenly I've just come upon the thought of our Prophetess and the Witch Monika enjoying themselves during the festivities
>>33287353I don't know about that, but they did win our hearts.
Rolled 100>>33287215Needs to be>Basic 1Scavenge for resourcesOr needs to have the type of material specified. I'd be down for looking for fortification materials, materials for performing the imbuing ritual on our weapons and armor, or materials for the Ritual of Plant Sense and Ceremony of Atonement.
Rolled 70>>33287380I wonder if 100s for discussion count towards the 3-count.
Rolled 67>>33287323Hah what do you know we made it past 300 posts despite this being a beginner thread that makes me feel good....anyone have anything to say >>33287342>>33287336One of the big things making my civs good to make up for the whole generators that programmed civs enjoy is the deep characterization and world building.I can't compete with all the algorithms so I have to make up for it somehow. Also why I wont get real rules heavy hopefully.To further make up for it i even intend to eventually work on an additional two systems. One meant for battles and the other a squad based affair.>>33287354Enough with the lesbo love anon my stuff on it wouldn't be what you expect because i know how actual lesbians do their thing.suffice to say it makes straight sex look nice and clean.hell even gay sex doesn't compare unless something goes horribly wrong.Lesbian sex is insanely filthy.>>33287380FUCK.
>>33287397It was a specified and proposed action.
Rolled 59>>33287399Congratulations Genie! Happy soon-to-be Birthday, and if you get a paypal set up then I'm sure at least some of us can spare a little something to cheer you up!
>>33287380Yeah I was lazy. But main thing was resources to get to bigger things. But I wasn't sure what the area had for us to get and I want to make sure we get it all.
Rolled 36>>33287403I meant the discussion before, with the witch brew and such. There should probably be separate 'timers' for discussion crits and action crits, but that's my biased opinion.
>>33287399>Lesbian sex is insanely filthy.your point?
Do we have to lock into something today? Because if so I want to hear the story of Mama and Shrouded Cloaker. What lead up to them being that way?
Rolled 79>>33287419Oh I will see about getting stuff settled tomorrow hopefully it will be finished by then.>>33287380Well we DID find the holy grail of the materials we were looking for...sadly when we went to acquire it well things went to hell real quick.As in it all literally came tumbling down collapsing as it turned out a monster nest was inside.Said collapse pissed the monsters off and drew forth the attention of the zombies suffice to say quite the clusterfuck.Plus side our guys made it out bottom side both monsters and zombies are out for blood.Two things needed voted for btw.1 need to know your forbidden lore.2 need to know what smut you want.Anyone know when the last time GlowyJoe showed up?Need to play catch up with his shenanigans.Also there is a LARGE bounty for the ENTIRE collection of threads.There is also a bounty for starter pic as usual.>>33287475Bodily fluids bodily fluids everywhere. so much bodily fluids...I know lesbo sex anon that shit is extremely filthy.>>33287485Being what way?
>>33287485And of course, the smut that comes with it.
Rolled 27>>33287492>Turn 19>>>>>>A. Scavenge for food.>>>>>>B. Try to improve the base>>>>>>C. Try to improve weapons.>>>>>>D. Research technology.>>>>>>E. Pursue new mutations.>>>>>>F. Explore in a direction/something.>>>>>>G. Scavenge for raw materials.>>>>>>H. Your choice>Resource Points: 0>Pop 300>Military 200>>>>>>>Food: Good>>>>>>>Water: Average>>>>>>>Morale: Good>>>>>>>Medicine: Below Average>>>>>>>Health: Average>>>>>>>Armaments: Extreme>>>>>>>Fuel: Below Average>>>>>>>Tech level: Basic>>>>>>>Reputation: who?>>>>>>Infrastructure: Faithful Housing. Hydroponics. Waste Recycling. Armory. Chapel. Compound Defenses. Training Yard. Forbidden Library. Grand Temple>>>>>>Defenses: Compound. Forbidden Door. Crude Bunkers. Fortified. Sandbag nests. Watchtower.>>>>>>vehicles: 4 Walkers. 5 technicals. >>>>>>Power: biofuel generators,>>>>>>Weapons: Pistol. Rifle. Shotgun. Machete. hatchet. SPA Set(excessive)>>>>>>armor: Hides. Plate. Kevlar(limited). G2 Galok Power Armor(limited). MS/SPA Body Armor(excessive).>>>>>>communications: Radio.>>>>>>Materials: Munition Stores.
Rolled 82>>33287492Large bounty for the entire collection of threads, eh?Shouldn't be too hard.Now to decide whether i want to save that bonus for FortiCo or these guys.
>>33287492Their relationship, and the Taboo surrounding it. Why were the ancestral proto-guanyin's such asses.
Rolled 53>>33287492>>33287501So nothing to say on my ideas or settings?Anyway never knew i had so much smut backed up civ wise.>>33287514Entire including non archived ones and possibly even discussion.>>33287520woah that is a lot.
Rolled 16>>33287501You probably want to deduct 10 from our pop.
>>33287492>Plus side our guys made it out bottom side both monsters and zombies are out for blood.They're out for blood?OUR GODS ARE OUT FOR BLOOD!
Rolled 51>>33287538Blood for the gods!Now to figure out how to best make them sacrifices.
Rolled 53>>33287501>H. Your choiceSo who's up for war? Clear all enemies our for blood to feed the plants and room for us to get the resources.
Rolled 60>>33287526Hah, well shit discussion would be hard but the rest should be pretty quick...whenever I get around to it.>>33287538About time we spilled some proper fucking blood for our gods. We need to be smart about it though.Hey, think the Bandits would give us one for free because of that awesome fucking party?
Rolled 75>>33287492>Bodily fluids bodily fluids everywhere. so much bodily fluids...>I know lesbo sex anon that shit is extremely filthy.You keep saying these things and I'm starting to get the faintest impression you think that is a bad thing.
Rolled 53>>33287557Not taking actions anon I need votes for other things.
>>33287578A buncha people are asleep though. 1 Ritual Lore = Ritual Knowledge2 Smut = AI EDE and AI EVEThis is the MADNESS civ, let's save the normal stuff for when we don't want Genie's sanity broken
Rolled 73>>33287570Bad no I just don't wanna write it...which goes without saying but meh i have to force myself.>>33287591My sanity has since recovered since the beginning alas how to do the other civ is causing me problems.
Rolled 97>>33287578>>33287601>>33287557But fine I will still take them there is just certain stuff I still need.
>>33287591Yeah that lore will work. Gives us a boost if we can use it.>>33287601Smut, Lone wonder and the girl we was talking to in the middle of fighting the bandit camp.
>>33287601>My sanity has since recoveredWhat's that?OUR GODS DEMAND YOUR SANITY, GENIE OF THE LAMP!
Rolled 68>>33287501>Basic 1Our Gods have given us this situation to show that they are still hungry! Their glorious hunger beckons to us!Have our Chosen sacrifice 20 of our own at the Grand Temple, so that we may show our gods our willingness to slake their thirst! Then, our troops should descend upon the monster and zombie hordes with the fury of the jungle at their backs! Witch Monik, administer your brew to the Chosen and to our frontline troops, that they may fight all the better to please the Heart of the Jungle! Finally, Bandit-Friends. We intend to initiate regular shipments of food and water to you, as of this turn. Would you mind, to christen this new step in our alliance, and perhaps in reminiscence of our grand festival, assisting us in this military action? Truly the Jungle-Gods would smile upon you for doing so, and we would also show our gratitude in time.
Rolled 1>>33287619Uh...huh?You mean the lone wanderer from the catastrophic survivor/tribal civ?
Rolled 26>>33287591I can support that.
>>33287632>>33287637No actions right now, we need to vote on what Genie should have writefagged for next thread, and lore.>>33287633I believe so.
Rolled 92>>33287591Backing this
Rolled 12>>33287633Dice clearly do not agree.>>33287641I am not looking forward to the smut but I need to know if i am good enough to pull it off or not.>>33287623Then have fun taking it back.>>33287641Well shit i am surprised people even remember it or those two...Ah that brings back the memories of that one peculiar megacity and the Vile Bloods...hm.
>>33287633Yeah or maybe the women's prison.There's also Judge Elizabeth and maybe ... Elton Skeller for crazy moments.or Bast and Majin for no talk foreplay ... or something. .... Heh plant of monster would be weird.
Rolled 48>>33287641I just wanted to get it out there. Definitely needs to be modified (Look at the time, of course it does.) but it's a good framework.Might want to sacrifice more people (40 at most)...but I'm wary of a low roll causing massive casualties. On the other hand, not sacrificing enough (and/or if the bandits turn us down) would mean we won't have enough hitting power and our assault force will get swallowed by the monsters and zombies (gotta have balls though, remember?).Probably best to have the Prophetess hand out lots again, even if the Chosen are the ones who actually do the sacrificing.
Rolled 98>>33287660Oh what the hell anon trying to purposely come up with stuff that will cause me sanity damage?
>>33287657I keep all the notes I ever made ... well started to make ... from ... the brood civ with JAL. Other wise keep the robots in my head, Still feel bad to fail the psi crystal research and V101 we all remember them I would like to think.
Rolled 100>>33287674But the dice say yes.
Rolled 4>>33287684oh fuck yes they do.Wait...Aw nah oh hell naw.
Rolled 92>>33287684Ha. Ha.I've still got the touch.
>>33287674Sorry it's what happens when I start looking into things. As I said I would what to see what you would do with it. I get nothing from smut only the fun of seeing weird or odd moments of things trying work.
Rolled 79>>33287700In that case you can have some real fun like the instance with ghoulette and bandit.
Rolled 91>>33287709Man, I'd love to hear more about Ghoulette and Bloodsnow (you know I think it might've been Marko?). Not even in a smut way, they're just a classic zomebie fucker boy meets skinless, immortal, radioactive girl romance.
>>33287709Well one other one I just saw was Witch Coven Ashik, a Ravager Queen and the Pimps Alliance, with maybe a dash of Breakers League taking bets or something.
Rolled 67So what's the final verdict, Genie?You're doing AI EVE+AI EDE, and (your choice, but goddess demands) either Majin+Bast or Judge Elizabeth+Skeller?
Rolled 48>>33287768Depends on whats voted for anon.
Rolled 38>>33287814Thus far it's been AI EVE+AI EDE. And the dice gods demanded whichever pair among Delim's list made you most uncomfortable.
Rolled 91>>33287823But anon...I don't even know how AI sexy time would work.At least not in a form a human could appreciate.
Rolled 79>>33287830That just means you're a pioneer in the field.Or is that just TOO TOUGH FOR YOU?
Rolled 16>>33287830I need something I could actually write.>>33287844It is too tough for me anon I need something I can actually do albeit sanity damage may be a certain possibility.
>>33287855I assume AI smut is more on the level of mind games or something like it. That or they take over a robot or borg body to have the physical stuff.
Rolled 82>>33287855Aah, well then you'll have to hold another vote at a later date.Really though if the AIs are based vaguely off of human intelligence then you just need to replace the words for genitalia in a given smut piece with technical terms and you're good to go.EDE, your heuristics systems are soooo COMPLEX. I don't even know how I'll be able to integrate them through my tiny fiberoptic channel.
Rolled 90>>33287855Like i would have even better luck writing where poor Dr. Volk gets uber raped by Clora'Zel. Bitch was after not just his seed but his very being. She wanted it ALL and she did indeed take it. Volk during the atrocities committed against him came upon a certain realization. Clora'Zel meanwhile got what she was after and more. Whether she felt guilty..well how can one tell in regards of one such as she? Such as Brood?Funny that the one requirement for that to take place ended up happening. I felt so fucking sorry for him you have no idea. No one deserves that I wouldn't wish it upon my worst enemy.>>33287879In that case that would mean those two were fucking each other for ages.Both do have the bad habit of dragging each other along for their 'projects'. One thing that got to them during the Fall was that they lost touch.Those two were both very close.
I know that this is random. But i want us to get bushes that can take plasma hits.Any ways it is dam late. So take it easy people.
>>33284590It's been a while since we krumped a hero unit with minimal losses.Actually, we suffered hardly any loses.That's a major fucking achievement guys, good job.
Rolled 25>>33289701Truth. Wasn't hawser supposed to get upgraded from the ritual? If that is a different ritual, I propose we do that now.
>>33289836Wait, hawser was the hero from spaceman civ, do you mean Marlow? And yes, we should see about that ritual soon.
>>33287927Delim has the right idea by the way. We must remember that as we spill the blood of monsters and zombies, we must fill the vacuum of power they leave behind with plants. Monsters tend to be more resistant to guys with machines trying to chop or burn them down, so we need plants who have the same capability and performance as monsters once we get rid of them.
>>33289903Yeah that's what I meant, a handful of our last few civs are starting to blend together in my mind>like the time mama tried to fly the spaceship
>>33289989Or>The time Cuban Pete led a conga line of splicers through the paladin mobile fortWhy aren't we doing Foolish civ again?
Rolled 96>>33290151>>33289989We should totally break Genie's mind by having him switch different heroes in different situations we've been in the past and see what shenanigans ensue.We know you're reading this Genie