You are Risa Schrodinger, and you just got exploded by a large soul bomb of some sort. You patched things up with Ryoko, hung out with the snazziest of all azzy’s for a moment, then went on a date with Hiroshi to the island formerly known as Rape. You annoyed your followers then went on a picnic and had a lovely time, you are sure. Unfortunately that all ended when you got a call from Mendel who had your Doctor Who tapes! Oh, also Jager was being targeted by some bloke for being a busty dark skinned muscle girl who goes around with her stomach all exposed.You rushed back to your shrine where you hugged her to make sure she was super okay and then a bomb went off in the room. Probably ruining all the pretty clothes Jager really liked which will most likely make her terribly sad. You grabbed her and sonidoed away from the blast, but it seems to have been pretty bad. You shake your head as a strange ringing sound fills your ears and you see stars stretched out to the infinite cosmos. You shake your head and it starts to clear up, your regeneration finding the whole situation terrifically silly to- Ah shit, the explosion knocked over my papers.“Papers?” You ask as your ears push the blood out of the canal.Yeah, it is sort of a thing I am in. You wouldn’t be interested. “Monologue, I have very little to do while my regeneration fixes all my parts. I am terribly interested.”You try and flex your hand and discover you are wiggling your toes, damn nerve confusion, as the stars fade into a brilliant bright white which nearly overwhelms you. You feel someone shaking you and you think you hear the faint sound of someone busty calling your name, but you can’t make anything out, and you don’t think you are in any particular danger. Well I have sort of been doing like, sort of a story swap with Ryoko. Lascivious stories. We exchange the journals, write critiques, give each other ideas to make them saucier, and you know that sort of thing.(1/3?)
“Wait, a voice in my head has been somehow giving Ryoko pornographic stories in a sort of exchange diary?” You ask. A great number of which may involve you. “I thought you were just a voice in my head. This is changing the game here.” You complain.True, I am a voice in your head but it isn’t like this is my only gig. Or it is my only gig and I am just telling you that to throw you off and force you to demand Ryoko show them to you which will make her confused and hurt because you are invading her personal space. Or we have a beautiful mind situation which- Oh, that comes out in 2001. A Fight Club sit- Oh? 1999. Of course she never read the bloody book. Well the theory is, basically, you are the one writing the porn and giving it to her and I am just holding your memories of it; creating a whole slew of issues on what you do during your down time. Such a situation would probably also send terribly confusing messages to Ryoko and make her suffer. Might explain her lust for you.You are silent as the white fades, your senses coming back. “Whose side are you on anyway?” You demand.Mine, mostly. Would you expect anything less from a voice in your head? You agree that is probably for the best as you see Jager come into focus, putting some of your chunky parts back in. “Wotcha Jager.” You offer as greeting.“Risa? Oh thank god.” She says wrapping you in a tight hug.You make a face and pat her on her head reassuringly. She holds that for a few moments then pushes you back and holds you by the shoulders. “What did I say about doing something dangerous? I swear to god” Gornabrious Bopfrod “What if something went wrong?” She asks.She wraps you back in a hug before you can respond. ”I’m so glad you’re alright.”“Sorry, what-“ Your brain finishes patching the damage and the memories come flooding back.(2/3?)
You used sonido to make it to the edge of the room just as the explosion finished, and then inverted. You felt the pull of strange gravity and had to think fast. You used your own gravity manipulation to contain the attach and to throw Jager out of the room just before you got sucked in and the inside of the room got exploded to hell. “Why didn’t I dream walk?” You ask. Limited use per thread.You prop yourself up and look over the damage to your shrine and it isn’t bad. You seem to have warped the explosion away from the building, taking out Jager’s room and part of the forest around your shrine but nothing else. Your body hisses as it completes your regeneration and you quickly spin free from Jager’s grasp and into a fresh outfit. You place your hands on your hips and do some light stretching before nodding. “Right, I’ll do you for that.” You state.“Ah, my room.” Jager finally says looking over the chunk of blasted off shrine. “I finally got it how I liked too.”He killed Jager-bombs fluffy bed! And her books! And her pretty outfits! He dies? “Maybe, it is up to the voices in my head to decide.” You say.You need to act fast, but in what way? Try to follow the trail of the bomb, it smells like it warped in skirting the edge of reality and you might be able to follow it to a clue if you are fast. No, first priority is Jager-bombs; this guy can hit you where you live so it isn’t safe. You need to get her somewhere, but where? Go ask around the shrine, maybe someone noticed something Other, please specifyOpen for questions, comments, concerns, xp spending, accusations, etc. for the first little bit as normal.As I said I am sort of really tired. I am going to try for at least 4 hours of run time, and we will see how I am feeling by the end. If things start getting weirder than normal let me know. I got some energy drinks to help keep me going.E-book link, fan art gallery link, etc:>pastebin.com/mzS6YN7P(3/3)
>>33088211Question.Is it still possible to acquire new core skills for 400xp and if so, may I post a couple suggestions?(1)Predadory Sight: Once per thread you may see the damage level (None-Lightly wounded-fair-moderate-Severe-Critical) of a thing in your field of vision. [Each additional rank gives one additional PS use per thread]Possible r5:-Juice Vision: See enemy go-juice/energy/whatever levels in addition to damage. If an enemy uses a system beyond Risa's understanding or experience, then info will be vague at best.-God of the Hunt: Declare a target. Viewing a target's damage level doesn't count towards your usage limit for Predatory Sight. May only have one target at a time. Target remains as your target until they are killed.-Sense Weakness: Enemy vulnerability lights up like a shining beacon in your vision. Bonus to H2H and Swordsmanship in proportion to the damage level of the enemy. (no damage=no bonus. Critical damage=critical bonus)(1)FATESEER: Once per thread you can call to have a single set of rolls revealed. [Each additional rank gives one additional FS use per thread] Possible r5:-Topsy Turvy: May enter TT mode once per fight, which lasts until the fight ends. In TT mode, Risa's rolls are hidden while everyone else's rolls are visible. (May spend FS to see what Risa rolled.)-Recycler: Any action which expends one or more FB restores one FS to the pool. Cannot boost FS pool higher than max.Had more but they'd fit better as Fatebreaker r6 perks.
>>33088263No, buying core hollow powers can not be done at this time.
>>33088211 Try to follow the trail of the bomb, it smells like it warped in skirting the edge of reality and you might be able to follow it to a clue if you are fast.> Other, please specifycan we put Jager in the inventory? we put the ice queen in therealso, AE! the Constantine pilot leaked on /co/!
>>33088211> Try to follow the trail of the bomb, it smells like it warped in skirting the edge of reality and you might be able to follow it to a clue if you are fast.Think fast, there is murdering to be done.Also send Jager to be with the plant. Nobody fucks with the plant.
>>33088340You can not put Jager in inventory.Tell me how it was at the end of the thread and if I should shake my fist at an uncaring god.
>>33088211> Try to follow the trail of the bomb, it smells like it warped in skirting the edge of reality and you might be able to follow it to a clue if you are fast.>>33088340I thought we put the ice queen in our chest.
>>33088318Well darn. I guess I'll just keep those on the backburner as possibly Copycat things in case we ever run into to anything hunter-y or fortune-teller-y.The Fatebreaker r6 ideas since I know we can suggest those.-The House Always Wins: Reduce enemy dice pool by 1 (if they would normally roll 3d100, they roll 2d100 instead)-Runner Up: Expend a FS point to cause someone to take their second highest roll instead of their highest.>>33088211>[x] Try to follow the trail of the bomb, it smells like it warped in skirting the edge of reality and you might be able to follow it to a clue if you are fast.I can damn near smell the trap on this. Bastard wants to lure us away.Well, we should probably should for Wilson as we run off. Ask em to stay with Jager.
>Ryoko Watanabe: Is going to try her best to get you to look at her / Loyal / Will destroy you but, like, romantically? Something like that.d'awwwwww
After the bomb seems to have it then. Righto
>>33088211http://pastebin.com/3JbuURwxDidn't finish in time for the thread.Probably not worth much right now, but time trial?
>>33088211> No, first priority is Jager-bombs; this guy can hit you where you live so it isn’t safe. You need to get her somewhere, but where?I smell a trap. I know this could backfire, in utterly horrific fashion, but maybe we could get Azzy to keep her safe?
>>33088439>-The House Always Wins: Reduce enemy dice pool by 1 (if they would normally roll 3d100, they roll 2d100 instead)It sounds really good at first, but anyone care to do the math and see how it compares mathematically to the Plant's "everything from 1-13 is an autosuccess" and "90+ is a crit" things?
>>33088515Wow. I think that's... well, quite different from when she was in flux? That's awfully cute, actually.
>>33088211Maybe we should mention to jager that he wants to power boost her.
>>33088535You Anareth? Man I wish all these were in one place.
>>33088620Forcibly. She'd probably end up not much better off than the cancermen.
>>33088369just finished downloading it myself, will do.There's link to bay of pirates and a mega link (don't worry about the file name, its legit)>>>/co/63167303
>>33088608Well, Plant's ability is ridiculous, so that would be hard to find something comparable.
>>33088608It doesn't, there is no need to calc anything.
>>33088211> Try to follow the trail of the bomb, it smells like it warped in skirting the edge of reality and you might be able to follow it to a clue if you are fast.Jager is a big girl and can handel herself for a bit.
>>33088666Pretty much. I mean, there's a 24% chance of Orpheus succeeding on anything on a single roll, so... It is balanced by the fact that he has kind of low stats, I think.
>>33088638No, but I might look into putting them all into one place later.
>>33088644Well yes but just to mention what this guy wants with her.>>33088718>low stats>hasn't even had to use his first release yet
>>33088608It would probably be fairly balanced if powerlevel:Plant is what we're going for with potential FBr6 perks.
You decide to follow the bomb, the bait is too juicy to pass up. “I am a fishies in this situation?” You wonder. Yes, you are a fishies.“Jager, go hide by Ivy, I have murdering to get done.” You explain dramatically your hair swishing behind you.“Risa, be careful okay? I don’t want to see you get hurt.” Jager replies making you shrug.“What’s the worst that can happen?” You ask. Lucifer being the guy and him totally fucking you over. “It was a rhetorical question.” You explain sonidoing off into the city, the game afoot!You follow the trail the bomb took, it skirting reality like some sort of planetary slingshot, arcing all over the place. You pass the nephilim location and find what seems to be a pretty well hidden pocket of folded space. Nothing you can’t fix however. You press out with your energy just as the trail gets cold, you only managing to follow it home due to your obscene speed. You feel reality slowly peel apart as your garganta sort of wiggles it. “I am going to kill the balls off this bloke.” You promise. Or we could, you know, super charge Jager.“It would make her unhappy.” You point out. Well, she doesn’t always know what is good for her, does she?You put that thought aside for a moment as you step into the folded space and find some sort of warehouse. You see a lot of spare parts and boxes lying around and sniff the air, trying to find out where he was. You get a lock on a faint smell of energy, likely his, but it seems to vanish in a random place. He probably is cloaking somehow, which means while you may not be able to track him you will be able to catch him if he slips up. (1/2)
So, I've been doing some thinking on Jager's stalker, and have been coming up with some Shadowruns.What if he isn't really a stalker, but a defector or someone who didn't like what Mendel was doing and fled after grabbing resources? He might have a legitimate hard-on for Jager given her status as a caring dusky musclegirl, but it might not extend beyond that. Why would Mendel even bother calling us to wash their hands of him if one of their agents went rogue? I mean, they only trained him to be dangerous and were careless enough to let him escape with enough equipment to be dangerous despite of his relatively low strength. Even if they weren't planning on targeting Jager, they are extremely culpable for any actions that he does after he flees. Risa is probably on their list of things to neturalize/kill anyhow. If they expect Risa to just let this go because they said "this dude works on his own, not our bad", then they're crazier than she is.They may have just called us and carried out such an attack on Jager to induce Risa into a protective frenzy, and to have her do their dirty work.
In the far corner of the room you see a few other bombs which don’t have the same level of umph the first one did. The energy is contained, but small, negligible even. Seems he boosted one of them before he dropped it on your place cheeky cunt. You see no way for you to use them, so you drop them in your inventory just to keep them safe.You nod, satisfied he can’t use them anymore before you turn to leave, the warehouse not holding anything more for you. As you pass a few stacks of crates you hear something whirr to life. You tilt your head and then slump your shoulders as you turn and see a trio of lights kick on. “Should have blown up the boxes, shouldn’t I?” You ask.As a general rule I don’t trust boxes. Triangles are where it is at.The boxes break down and you see a trio of reverse joint mechs break free, their forms similar to Jager’s robot but sleeker somehow. More refined. You see all three lock onto you before their cannons hum to life. “Target recognized.” They say is a sexy female robot voice. “Engaging.”Please roll 1d100. Best of first five.(2/2)
Rolled 38>>33088992not muh Jager
Rolled 62>>33088992Mechs? We got this.
>>33088718>low statsHere's my guesses for their stats.Physical Strength: *Reiryoku(Spirit energy/go juice): * * * * * * * * * * ( * * * * * * * * * * * * * * )Durability: * * * Speed: * * * * * (Observed DW gives movement equivalent of around 20*, but probably not the round actions bonus) Unobserved: ∞*Hand to Hand: * * * *Cunning: * * * * * * * *Leadership: -(* * * * * *)Swordsmanship: * * * * * * * * * *Archery: * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Rolled 11>>33088992Fake Jagers have no abs.Inferior travesties... this cannot be tolerated.
>>33088535Ha ha ha, he just can't catch a break.Discounted, looking forward to the continuation.
Rolled 57Pathetic rolls, but we'll be fine.
>>33089063Those stats are just silly.
>>33088992Our Jager's abs are way better than these fakes! though, they don't look too shabby... maybe we should test them.
>>33089127The Plant is a cheaty speedcannon. Of course they're silly.
>>33089209Plantbro is just plain broken you should except this.
>>33088992Looks like we might actually have to fight these guys for a second round. How embarrassing...Did our target get away, or am I reading that incorrectly?
>>33088535Oh damn that was good. You better finish it. I want more Purple Paperclip trading adventures. Maybe even have a little shot back to what happens with Hiroshi and the paperclip later on.
>>33089075May I make a suggestion with the discounted things?Would you mind indicating the original price somehow? Maybe something like :>17 SPXP: >Time Trial [20spxp]: Forcibly speed up or slow down time around your attacks in order to hit a little faster, turn a little quicker, or avoid a blast which was about to head you off. (Level 1)(O) >18 SPXP: >Sadism [30spxp]: The more damage you inflict in a battle the stronger you become up to a fixed point. Buff persists across multiple threads so long as the battle continues. Stacks with Carnage Knight. (H)Or I guess you could put the star before the name of the skill instead.
>>33089343Enough time for our ultimate weakness to be prepared... Robot Imouto Jager
>>33089355Thanks, should be done by next thread.
>>33089450Huh. I had a little star thing worked in there but I guess those don't show up on 4chan. Wonder if they work on pastebin.
You sonido around a plasma cannon blast and send your tail through a portal, not even bothering with going over to it and kicking. Your tail blooms into a fleshy gore flower which launches tentacles with a serrated axe head for the tip. They lash out and sink deep into the machinery, giving you a sort of tingly feeling. You fire a cero into the machine sending it skidding back, its singular red eye scanning you, probably trying to make sense of your killer moves.You leap back just as a stream of spikes slams into the ground where you were and throw out a second cero at the offending robot. It skids to the side of rockets of some sort, but just as it does you are already in front of it. You deliver a spinning barrage of kicks which dent the metal framing and force it to sputter out sparks and probably bolts. I am going to be honest, you don’t know jack about machines.The third tries to get a good shot at your back but you send up a singularity which devours his spikes. I say he because robots are hetero-normative. Anyway, the spikes and it get sucked up, however you don’t allow the robot to get sucked in, instead kicking it back to the earth, over and over sending sparks of violet electricity into the digital dummy.The singularity fails and before the robot hits the ground you do a heel drop onto his head, sending him into the earth, and then swing it around by its feet and throw it into its siblings. You do that sort of clapping thing where you dust off your hands and then put your hands on your hips, puffing your chest out proudly. “And Jager says I can’t play with the VCR. Sure showed her, I am great with technology.”The bots sputter and seem to think over their life choices as you turn to leave the dimension. “Now then, time to-“(1/2)
>>33089455Pls anon, the world can't handle Jager imoutos. Reality is already hurt enough as it is.
“Shapeshifting, teleportation, electricity, cero, gravity, defensive barrier, grace. Processing. Analyzing. Understood. Remote AMP initialized. Dilute solution at maximum, one part per ten thousand.” The robots say in sync. You turn back and feel a trickle of that amp bloke’s energy waft through the air and into the machines.They burn with go juice, enough to make the camera super shaky and grainy, and causes you to take a step back. The machines use some form of quick movement to get back on their feet and their cannons seem to have gotten an extension. You see the holes you carved into the close up.Seems they still want to play.Please roll 1d100. Best of first five.(2/2)
Rolled 94>>33089511rollan rollan rollan still waiting for robot jager imouto
Rolled 95>>33089511Oh damnit...We might want to try using something on them that they didn't just change to counter. We didn't do illusions yet and we didn't Idemque, though I doubt either would do much.Also I find it odd that it didn't recognize our old one stuff even though it must have been hitting it. Pretty sure Out of Sync applies to everything.
Rolled 71>>33089511Aw geez. If these are the old equipment that this dude stole, I wonder what else Mendel has been cooking up.
>>33089558Because it was built on the logic of man, or something like that.
Rolled 72>>33089511Nothing about time or reality bending.
>>33089588>Old One stuff is difficult for Mendel's things to deal withWell, at least more difficult than Hollow/Angel/Divine and probably most other supernatural things.That's good to know
>>33089558Illusion walls to make moving and shooting difficult?
>>33089619I don't think it can detect it. The only beings capable of detecting Fatebreakers/similar things seem to be beings which can do that stuff themselves.Risa and Plantdoka can feel eachother's fatebreaks easily and I guess Ryouichi kinda could, but the others can't.
>>33089629Pretty sure we've put more into old one stuff then the other powers as well, so our old one presence is pretty gud.
>>33089619We don't have any real time bending powers.>>33089665I thought we put more into angel stuff.
>>33089660I figured that since the humans are going around hunting down weak and mid tier gods they would have been able to grab some reality bending science to study.Speaking of that, anyone else find it intresting that the humans turned that one god into a half machine half god thing? It means they aren't finishing off the gods they find and then producing stuff, more like turning the things they find into individual tools.
>>33089702Fatebreaker and hate machine. They're not abilities that are casually used or always on, though.
>>33089702Just took a look through the abilities we have. Somehow in my head I thought we had a lot more then we do, and the vast majority is actually hollow stuff. only 3 or so pure old one powers and 3 or so pure Angel powers.The vast majority is hollow stuff.
>>33089665They're mostly utility.>(Always nice to have a spare) removes need for Restoration Ritual upon total body destruction. Utility / defens, leaning more towards utility.>(Define "leg") lets us apply part-specific powers with any part we want. No direct interaction of OO stuff with enemy because all part-specific powers we have are Hollow. Utility.>(Anyone seen my arm? Be careful, it bites) much in the same boat as the above. No direct OO energy interaction with enemy. Some OO energy wafts around detachment sites but is not meant for interaction with enemy and would likely not do anything to an opponent of appreciable power. Allows for creative application of Hollow/OO powers. Utility.>(Out of sync) armour piercing debuff. Only direct application of OO energy to the enemy that Risa has. Offensive
>>33089741Fatebreaker is always partially on for Risa. The r5 Professional Gambler perk makes it so she rolls 5 dice instead of 3, which was confirmed to be a constant passive 66% power fatebreaker applied to all of her actions.
>>33089799>We will never get another upgrade for fatebreakerMight be for the best. Less damage to reality means fewer outer beings coming into our turf.
>>33089851It's not for the better. It never will be.
>>33089799Oh, you're right. Then they must not be able to detected time haxor, either.
>>33089851But then how will we eat them?
>>33088515>Ryoko's status is basically 'Notice me sempai!'Best scrub
You shift to the side as a needle goes flying at you from one of the machines. You narrow your eyes and feel your chest crack open with a drooling smile as you take a few steps forward. You hold your glare as the machines fire a few more needles at you, but you roll to avoid them, your eyes trained by days of hunting moths at the shrine. Not wasps though, you make Jager take care of those.You start increasing your speed as you step forward, dodging needles as you eventually turn it into a full on run. You slide under a barrage of attacks and kick one of the machines into the air, its mechanical body impossibly dense. You make platforms of hardened go juice as you kick it up, gaining speed as you gain altitude, and as it fires the mega laser cannon of doom you sonido behind him. You spin rapidly and deliver cero enhanced blows to its midsection.It goes tumbling down and crashes into the ground below, forming a crater. You continue spinning and fire off your ceros, causing the small folded space to tremble at the impact. You sonido down as the machine tries to say something, but you are hearing none of it. You kick it in the megahertz, again you are awful with technology, and it lets out a small sputter before finally whirling down.You look up at the other machines with a smile as you feel your go juice happily dance around you. You chase after the second one and deliver a monstrous kick, shifting your leg into something similar to a cat o’ nine tails. It carves at the machine, but as you make ready to use the second one it flash steps back and seems to glow brighter. “Bypassed defense systems. Unable to compensate. Increasing speed.”It is suddenly a blur and you have to quickly bend back to narrowly avoid a pair of energy blasts.Please roll 1d100. Best of first five.
Rolled 55>>33089953Murdering time.
Rolled 97>>33089953>95 didn't knock em outAlright. Lets play rough. Also, we should be trying to find the guy. He or his proxy should be around here somewhere.
Rolled 99>>33089953Gotta Go Faster
Just a reminder that we should stop trying to be a jack of all trades and focus on an endgame path so that we don't get our shit wrecked.Yes, shiny things are nice, but we need to prioritise.
>>33089994Are you saying that it has afterimages with mass?
Rolled 18>>33090047Speed seems to be working for us. We might not hit as hard as others, but we can hit faster.
go fast and ceros should be priority,
>>33090127Sadism is an excellent offensive ability and it's already been discounted. I would go for that first and then discounted time travel.
>>33090073Yeah, pretty much. We should buff speed with a side order of offense at this point.
Rolled 5>>33090178I'd say that time trial is a speed based ability as well.
>>33090178Well, we can clear out the discounted abilities while they are there. No reason not to do that, I guess.But after that, speed and ceros for maximum glass cannon
>>33090073Speed and offense because speed alone isn't cutting it. >>33090195Yeah, a great offensive ability (Sadism) and then a great speed/side of offense ability. (Time Trial)
Your tails rise up behind you as your mouth cracks open along your cheeks. They let out an audible hiss as massive teeth and eyes form on them and your chin splits, the inside of your mouth more like a leech mixed with a meat grinder. You leap after the second robot and move like you are going to slam him into the ground. It easily blocks your attack and knocks your arms up, intending to attack your exposed midsection.Of course, you exposed it for a reason. The mouth going from your neck to your hollow hole splits open and sends something similar to a tongue mixed with intestines and a circulatory system out over the robot. It seems to not understand and tries to compensate, but your shifting is too random and chaotic. Massive mouths form on the pulpy inside and start biting away at the machine, tearing massive chunks off of the robots body and armor. You smell hissing energy forming behind you and quickly slither off the machine behind it, just in time for the plasma cannon to smash into the robot you were slithering around.You spin and deliver heel drop on the machine sending it spiraling down.The third machine seems to process it for a moment before a few pieces of its armor fall off, and several other boosters reveal themselves. “Initializing.” It warns before firing a stream of spikes at you.You roll over and around them, making it look too easy to deal with. You connect a pair of kicks, then slip under the robot’s legs to fire a cero at his back. You skate back, then around as the machine turns and continues to fire, trying to stay in his blind spot.Please roll 1d100 for the last round. Best of first five.
Rolled 45>>33090228Big whammy
>>33090208How can we be a glass cannon if a key part of our technique is blowing ourselves up?
Rolled 94>>33090228fuck robots except Jagerbombs
Rolled 72>>33090208Well that and Sadism is really good for our glass cannon build anyway. Did you see the update last thread?>Buff persists across multiple threads so long as the battle continues.It's basically built for boss fights. >>33090228
Rolled 90>>33090047We sorta already went speed-path when we had the pick between Dur-UP, Spd-UP, and Str-UP forever ago. We locked out the best defensive and pure power stuff with that choice. At least for Hollow abilities anyway. We can't get anymore Hollow regen unless weird stuff happens, but we can buy Old One regen if we want.>>33090228
>>33090228Can we eat the robots?
Rolled 62>>33090228still no robot jager imouto... that makes me sad
>>33090274Iron helps us play
Rolled 41>>33090263Honestly, I think we have enough regen. I'd rather focus on speed and offense (through Cero/Sadism boost).
Rolled 60>>33090228Hope we aren't led on a long chase to grab this guy.
>>33090297Never enough regen when half your style revolves around blowing yourself up.
>>33090241Glass hurts when it explodes
>>33090297Agreed, mostly. I love regen but I'm starting to think that just not getting hit most of the time and letting the regen we have deal with the fuckups is more than good enough for defensive ability.I would love to get the Wing Assault at some point down the road. It lets us use our wings as energy tentacle whip things that are stronger than our ceros. Maybe after we buy out the cero stuff.
>>33090228Robots are weak to chaos. This was a poor match up for them, and they were scrub tier anyway.
first we nab Sadism and time trialthen we get the cheap shit , blade cero and ride the wavethen we save up for Zero and Wing Assault
>>33090361Mendel did say that these were outdated equipment
>>33090366I think Blade Cero should come before Time Trial purely because TT has 5 levels to go through and each one increases the cost or stays the same. That's 100spxp minimum. I'm sure it will be awesome to get it all, but putting off something cool like BC for >100spxp seems odd to me.
>>33090366>Sure>Na>Nalets grab those two powers and then take if from there. We don't know what if anything will get unlocked. I don't like having a set priority list when prices change and new powers unlock all the time, as well as our prioritys changing.Lets take it two or three steps into the future at a time.
>>33090401I'm not saying max out time trial before we buy anything else
You sonido forward and connect cero enhanced kick after cero enhanced kick. Each time you connect you quickly dart back and away from the retaliation strike, attacking from a new angle every time. You pick up speed and you seem to be leaving a glowing trail of violet in the shape of an electron trail as you kick and spin around the robot, making it tilt and sway with your attacks.You get the robot into a nice spin and pause in the air above him, making a dramatic wind up motion with your arm. You get a good few turns and then punch out, your arm shifting into something like a tree made of teeth, eyes, and muscle. It slams into the robot and sends it careening into the ground below. You press down on it hard, adding gravity to the attack to press them extra flat. You feel the energy build in the machine and sever your arm, letting the dead flesh fall as the robot explodes.“Well, guess they were no match for, er, Risa megaton Schrodinger.” You say looking around as the folded space collapses. You are lucky no one is around to see that.“Yeah” You agree leaving the folded space and looking over the city.Now then, you have some information about this bloke, but still no fix on him. You should… Go back to the shrine, keep an eye on Jager. Don’t be daft, she is a big girl yada yada. You have his energy smell and you are a bloody predator. Try and track him before you miss any clues. Other, please specify
>18 SPXP: >Sadism: The more damage you inflict in a battle the stronger you become up to a fixed point. Buff persists across multiple threads so long as the battle continues. Stacks with Carnage Knight. (H) ((Original Cost: 30 SPXP))God damn that got discounted awesomely. Thanks for that.
>>33090401No one is recommending maxing time trial, just getting the first part and see what it does for us as well as the description for level 2.
>>33090441>[x] Don’t be daft, she is a big girl yada yada. You have his energy smell and you are a bloody predator. Try and track him before you miss any clues.We really shoulda detached an ear and left it with Jager.
>>33090441> Go back to the shrine, keep an eye on Jager.its probably a trap to chase after.we know he's coming for the Jager.we just have to sit and wait and snuggle her abs while he comes to us
>>33090441> Put robot remains in our pants so we can make robutt imouto jager later> Don’t be daft, she is a big girl yada yada. You have his energy smell and you are a bloody predator. Try and track him before you miss any clues.
>>33090441> Don’t be daft, she is a big girl yada yada. You have his energy smell and you are a bloody predator. Try and track him before you miss any clues.Wilhelm is protecting Jager. Also isn't Natsuki supposed to be protecting the shrine from intruders? Or is that just against the angels?Can we throw Jager and Plantbro into Risa's Island or is the shrine more defensive than the island?
>>33090441>Don’t be daft, she is a big girl yada yada. You have his energy smell and you are a bloody predator. Try and track him before you miss any clues.We should phone jager to get the posse together and look out.
>>33090441 Don’t be daft, she is a big girl yada yada. You have his energy smell and you are a bloody predator. Try and track him before you miss any clues.He did not make a move on Jager till we showed up. I feel scared about leaving Jager, but Muhammad is there with her. The quicker we take this guy out the less time she is at risk anyway. It's not like he wants to kill her anyway.
Leaving Jager alone has it. Writing now.
>>33090569I'd be worried if we had had a hard time with the bots and slowed down, but we're making good time right now.
>>33090592Also muh carnage knight activated 3 times already.
So lets say for a moment that us immediately finding his power sig and beating up his bots was part of the plan (understandable considering how weak they are, then again his guy probably is not boss level.)Lets also say that he wanted us to hunt him at this point and leave Jager alone and he can carry out his plans while running away....Actually I don't know where I was going with this. Humans are tricky and this guy was suppose to be one of the trickyist. Plus this might be a plot by Mendel Wendle.
>>33090681Just think about eating him and getting his power booster ability.
You decide to ignore Jager, she can take care of herself probably. Instead you focus on the smell you had, that strange tingly smell you picked up at the warehouse. You sonido around the city, your sniffer sorting through the massive flux of energies swirling around and almost making you dizzy. You remember the old days of hunting, swimming through all the smells with delightful abandon as you hunted and rhymed. You let the enjoyable memories drift through you for a moment before you catch wind of the energyYou sonido into the city and find the smell is coming from a young boy, probably 9 or 10. He has the makings of a medium, and the smell of the amp fellow seems to come off of him in waves. Seems he was around the boy recently, or is the boy but that doesn’t make any sense. Lads his age will never quite understand the joy of dark skinned muscle girls.You stop by a street pole and have to make a decision for how to approach him. You are a super spooky hollow. Scare him a little. Scaring is never enough, beat the information out of him. Ask him nicely about the whole thing. Other, please specify
>>33090709I don't think we're going to get anything meaningful from AMP. I just want this guy dead for deadness' sake.
Why leave her alone? We need to watch over her forever and ever to make sure she never ever gets hurt. She's ours. She can't lose herself because of some stalker guy. It's not allowed. She belongs to us.
>>33090731>Ask him nicely about the whole thing.
>>33090731> Scaring is never enough, beat the information out of him.Young boys are just the worst
>>33090731Let's be honest. We're going to scare the piss out of the poor kid no matter what we do. He's got medium powers, so he's going to take one look at us and realize he's talking to the equivalent of a walking GRB with schizophrenia.
>>33090731>Scaring is never enough, beat the information out of him.None of the other options will work. Awaiting a good write-in option.
>>33090731> Other, please specifyHe's clearly Loki, devour him while you have the chance.
>>33090731>  Take him home.
>>33090731>Other.No talky. Eat.
>>33090796You dont know that.
>>33090731>[x] Ask him nicely about the whole thing.We can sympathize with his fascination with Jager.
>>33090731 You are a super spooky hollow. Scare him a little.He's a young kid. Jager wouldn't like it if we beat up kids. She'd be all disappointed and that's bad and we should feel bad if we would do it.
>>33090731Time for the return of lil' Risa.Ask nicely for now.
>>33090731>[x] Scaring is never enough, beat the information out of him.
>>33090731> You are a super spooky hollow. Scare him a little.when was the last time we scared a child?
>>33090731> Scaring is never enough, beat the information out of him.Get one of those peddles for beating bad students, Risa is the best teacher
>>33090731>ask nicely>Lil'Risa, HENSHIN
>>33090731If we had >I am pretty sure that is mine: Able to bond with your enemies when you have wrapped around them and use their flesh/organs/bones to augment your regeneration. Rather than regrowing a heart you can take it from someone else, if you can hold them and pierce them, crack them open, etc.(H)would we be able to steal his brain and just use that to know stuff?
>>33090867That time we may or may not have eaten that one kid.
>>33090731Fine, let's scare him, but no beating a child, are you people retarded? There's evil and then there's dumb, and you're being dumb.
>>33090731>[x] Other, please specifyBribe him.Pull out a 20 (or whatever the equivalent is in Japland) and go "Ey yo kid you see a guy that smelled like this?"And then puff some of the scent we're following at him. We can imitate other people's energy because of our Cloaking 5 perk. Use ut.
Looks like a split between beating up the kid and asking nicely with another smaller group wanting to eat him?
Huh. Amp guy is a kid maybe?I wonder if he was connected to Jager in a past life or something.
>>33090937I thought eating him went with beating him up.
>>33090731Do >>33090930. But also scare him a little if he's not forthcoming. >>33090937Aww shit. Can we do the thing I just linked to?
>>33090901Wut? Beating a child is far from the most evil thing we have done. Remember those genocides? And those apocalypses? Pretty sure we have eaten children back in the day.
>>33090731Try >>33090877For now. Can scare later.
>>33090937If he doesn't spit it out, beat his ass like a drum
>>33090901You do realize that the people are voting for it because they're pretty sure that kid is actually the guy we're searching for and not just because?
>>33090731 Ask him nicely about the whole thing.
>>33090937I'll second the lil' Risa option. Or asking nicely.
>>33090937Ask nicely, abduct him if he doesn't comply.
Shall we do a linked vote? Doing slightly different this time so please note that.Please type the number, and just the number no linking, green texting, or punctuation, of the option you want. Voting closes in 5 minutes.1 Try and be nice2 Beat the information out of him3 Try to scare him4 Eat himVoting ends in five minutes
>>33090731>[x] Other, please specifyWhy don't we shapeshift into Jager and ask him and see how he reacts?
>>33090937ask nicely and if he is the guy or an associate we rough him up
>>33090994Which... calling it a linked vote doesn't make much sense, does it?Blind vote? Honest vote?
>>33091020>>33091028>Reading comprehension of a tire.
>>33090955>>33090969And I'm pretty sure it's a ruse designed to drive a wedge between us and Jager, the kid just being a patsy.
>>33091028I read as far as linked vote.>>33091058Oh please jager wont unfriend us because we beat up one evil maybe child. She isnt stupid.
And closed. 1 seems to win it.
>>33091109I am very much expecting this to blow up gloriously.
>>33091118But there is a chance of lil Risa, and any chance for lil Risa is worth the effort.
I wish we could have taken him home and shown him the wonders of dark skinned muscle girls, though.
>Not a single vote for "poison him"I don't know if I should be happy for the progress or sad that you've lost your way.
>>33091118tg just can't into evil without reason.I still look back fondly when we threatened to eat that US hit squad agent's sister. we ever gonna make good on that?
>>33091243Last time we poisoned someone he became grimedge and tried to hurt Jagerbutt and sort of killed us. We learned our lesson.
>>33091243Happy because poisoning people has never helped once in the long term and rarely in the short term.>>33091247Probably once we can get into the US.
>>33091247Hopefully. And when she cries and asks us why, we tell her about what we did to her sister.Then we eat her.
>>33091302>>33091308The last time we poisoned someone it was the hippies and that turned out fine. Probably. >>33091247I can into evil for no reason, but I just can't into evil when it has a good chance of being directly opposed to our own goals. Saying that someone is anti-evil choices because of this vote is like calling someone anti-gun because they refused to shoot a box that may or may not have their dog in it.
“Hey there little boy.” You say, melting out of the shadows. “You wouldn’t have happened to see an amp looking fellow would you?” You ask suddenly aware you have no idea what an amp looks like.The boy looks at you and puts his hand over his pocket. A rape whistle? “I’m not supposed to talk to strangers.” He says turning and leaving.“A clever boy, so clever. I am in fact, stranger than most.” You note nodding. “But here is the thing, my small ape like companion. You know something I need to know and-“ You start but the boy frowns.“Go away ugly!” He says starting to run.Ugly? “Now that was just unkind.” You note sonidoing over to him.He bumps into your leg and you crouch down, smiling your friendliest smile. He tries to get up to run but you place your hand on his head to keep him in place. You tilt your head and take a deep sniff of him and note the origin of the smell is in his pocket. “Now I have been extraordinarily nice. Far nicer than a right bastard like you deserves. So, why don’t you just tell me what you have in your pocket there.”“Nothing.” He says looking away.“Nothing? Sure smells like a something. Besides, you called me ugly, don’t you know you can’t call girls ugly? Hurts our feelings it does.” You point out.“Who cares about girls anyway? All they want to do is play house and stuff. We can't play football with them, and when we try and play hide and seek our teacher tells us we have to make it easy on them.” He grumbles.(1/2)
>>33091358Hippies don't count because they aren't people.
“Because they are soft, warm, and smell nice. You will get it when you are older, what with the kissing and hormones and such. Then you can play really rough with them, but only in private.” You explain holding out your hand.“Fine. I don’t see why you care about this stupid thing anyway.” The boy says reaching into his pocket.He pulls out a small toy car oozing with the smell of that amp fellow. You look it over confused and see written on the inside in tiny lettering is a sentence. “When is a riddle not a riddle?” You ask tilting your head. “What sort of bloke gave this to you?” You ask.“I don’t know, just some guy.” The kid says. “He looked really normal and just handed it out. I don’t know why.”You suppose there must be some sort of second toy with the answer somewhere, perhaps it would be worth it to check it out? Yes, search through town to find the answer to the riddle. You totally know the answer! We have to go… (Write in) Other, please specify(2/2)
>>33091430> Other, please specifyDevour the little boy for calling you ugly
>>33091430I think this may be a trap.BACK TO THE RISA CAVE!
>>33091430> You totally know the answer! We have to go… (Write in)To Plantbro! She will know the answer!
>>33091430> You totally know the answer! We have to go… (Write in)WHEN ITS AJAR! A JAR!QUICK! TO THE JAR FACTORY!
>>33091430Run back home. Smother Jager in tails like we did with Shortfin.Then resume the hunt.
>>33091430this is just a way to keep us away from Jager and waste time, go back to the shrine, possibly keep her safe in our tails
>>33091430 You totally know the answer! We have to go… (Touch Jager's abs.)
>>33091430>[x] You totally know the answer! We have to go… (Write in)When it's been riddled.Because "riddle" is also a verb which means to solve a riddle.
>>33091430> You totally know the answer! We have to go… (Write in)Throw the toy at the little boy's head, it's probably bugged or some secret agent nonsense. Go back to the shrine and ask your minions because you are no good at riddles.
>>33091430When is a riddle not a riddle? When it's a distraction designed to waste our time.To the.shrine for we've been had
It seems the majority want to go back to the shrine? Writing now.
>>33091430> You totally know the answer! We have to go… (Write in)WHEN IT'S A TRICK!HE'S FUCKED WITH THE LOKITRON9000!
bomb or spy thingy?
>>33091430>Riddle>Fiddle>Lucy plays the fiddle>Lost to some guy>Some guy>The guy>That guy>DnD>Not fun>What else is not fun that we are bad at?>RiddlesTO THE RIDDLE FACTORYAnd kill that kid.
>>33091731>>That guy>>DnDI thought you were going to say "Caede" next, but then you didn't. Disappointment.
>>33091750Damn, my logic is flawed after all.
>>33091774We need to go to the Caede factory, then?
>>33091787CAEDE IS LOKIOH MY GOOOODDDDDDDD
>>33091787No, we need to enter Caede's Magical Realm
>>33091430 You totally know the answer! We have to go… (Write in)Back to the shrine, this is all a ruse to make us waste time.
“I have no idea when a riddle is not a riddle. I would be an awful batman.” You say, suddenly really sad at that revelation.You ignore the small child now that he has no use to you and sonido back to the shrine to get someone else to answer your riddle for you because no one likes riddles. Anyone who says they enjoy them are liars and should be shot out of a cannon into the sun.You make it back up to your shrine and see the ever creepy Akira standing a few centimeters from where you ended your sonido. You avoid punching him right in the gob and give your best smile. “Hello there, you creepy bastard. Waiting for me right where I come out? Hoping to get a feel of my fat cat tats?” You ask. No matter how taken you are with that phrase, you are lacking in the assets needed for that to be.“I would rather peel off my own skin with pliers than touch you sensei.” He replies.“Flirt.” You quip back before moving around him. “I have a thing I have to do so if you don’t mind.”“When it is a distraction.” Akira explains.“What’s that now?” You wonder.“A riddle is not a riddle when it is a distraction. However because it is actually answerable it is still a riddle. It is a sort of logic trick.” He explains.You glance left, then right, then back at him. “Explain further.” You request.“No.” He replies, before walking off, but all creepy like.You tilt your head as you mull it over, not particularly clever on your own. A light switch flicks on before you sonido off to your plant. You find her watching over your little scrubs play a game without Jager. “Henrietta! Where is Jager?” You ask.(1/2)
>>33091787>Caede>Cae de>Kay dey>Caddy>Golf>Who plays golf?>LOKI>Loki is a fagget>Faggets are strong and independent and don't need no man>Sass>Pass>What needs a pass?>DisneyWe need to stop the construction of Disneyland Japan before it's too late.
>>33091853>“I have no idea when a riddle is not a riddle. I would be an awful batman.”Was it really the #48 Impulse? I thought that was silly. Almost said to go to the comic shop.
They turn to you in a way which heavily implies they have not seen her all day. You let out a steady stream of swear words before sonidoing above the shrine, keeping an eye out for Jager. You let out a scream of frustration, stomping your feet in the air as if you were throwing a temper tantrum which it is very possible you are. Someone stole one of your most precious things. They took your Jager.Okay, just calm down and- You let your go juice spill out wildly, your body cracking and reshaping as your muscles start to boil under your skin. Who has to die, you wonder, to make all of this fixed?You take a deep breath and hold it in for a moment before sighing. You reign your go juice in, not wanting to break your other things before you… Go see Hiroshi, he is a cooler head than you Go see Akira, because he is always a barrel of laughs. Go see Sin-Fin. You require comfort Snazzy azzy can fix everything somehow Other, please specify(2/2)
>>33091873>>33091873There is a disneyland Japan?
>>33091886Or if you think you can solve this caper on your own then by all means.
>>33091873>Tokyo Disneyland (東京ディズニーランド Tōkyō Dizunīrando?) opened on April 15, 1983.It's too late, anon, it was always too late> Go see Akira, because he is always a barrel of laughs.He sees the future!
>>33091886>Go see Akira, because he is always a barrel of laughs.Because he knows.
>>33091820... But I thought we were done with the tentacle rape.>>33091886>  Go see Hiroshi, he is a cooler head than youToo bad we don't still have that girl that can track Jager. And the other person involved in that was Loki. Wasn't there a third person who could track Jager?
>>33091886> Go see Hiroshi, he is a cooler head than youHiroshi is chill. we are not. buddy cop formula if I've ever seen one
>>33091886>>33091917Forgot to link
>>33091910I'm terrible at puzzlesLet's go bother Sin-Fin
>>33091910Just give us a bit, we got em on the run.
>>33091926But the tentacle rape isn't done with you
>>33091886> Snazzy azzy can fix everything somehowThey will burn.
Does Jager have a friendly stalker? Maybe that ice wolf girl thing can track her down. Because she's a wolf and stuff.
So other then the car, the riddle, and the warehouse, do we have any hints?
>>33091627The whatnow? Oh, that....eh. I wouldn't worry abot that ol gizmo too much, it's probably harmless.
Rolled 1Between akira and Hiroshi it looks like1 for Akira 2 for HiroshiWill write based on this unless the vote suddenly swings.
>>33092038I don't really see how Akira is going to help.
Well this sucks. I only voted to not go see Jager because I thought he had his smell.
>>33092038Part of me wants to scream because Akira is going to be unhelpful and delay our efforts to murder the shit out of this guy.The other part of me kinda wonders if -this- will be the thing that kinda sorta helps bridge the link and make Akira be less of a shit.
>>33092038Quick tip, say 'You know exactly what I will do to you if I don't hear where Jager is by the end of this sentence.' You can't bluff him so tear him apart if he doesn't answer. That way, he'll answer.
>>33092062Gee whiz I wonder how the guy who can see the future and remotely view events could possibly help us?>>33092094He helped us out when we he told us about jormungand.
>>33092094He will always be a shit. However, he is a useful shit when he's trying to not take our precious thing.
>>33092133Actually, pretty good advice for intimidating a prophet.Guess Loki doesn't want to know what Risa would do if something bad happens to Jager, either.
>>33092062Better than Hiroshi unless we want to get into convoluted logic. Hiroshi is a healer, which is like a doctor. Doctor Watson was a doctor and he was Sherlock Holmes' partner.Ergo Risa is Sherlock Holmes.
>>33092177We haven't done enough cocaine this morning to be in the Holmes mindset, though.
>>33092235Inventory will provide
>>33092169Oh, I have a pretty good idea what will happen. Sin-Fin.and ryoko will keep you from killing everything...but I wouldn't put money on their surviival. Besides, Hiroshi is still...well, thatvold bvv telvvnnnng[Connection Lost]
You know who would be able to explain everything, even if he is a right creeper. You sonido into the woods, not even bothering to slow and carving trenches on the ground in your wake. You stop in front of Akira who is noisily eating a bowl of yakisoba of some sort. He doesn’t look at you as you stand over him, angrily tapping your foot.“Well, you going to help or not?” You ask unhappy with his manners and because Jager is super not safe.“Probably.” He replies, still noisily slurping his noodles. “But not yet.”“You know where Jager is and-“ You start and he tilts his head.“I know where she is and every horrible thing being done to her. Just as much as I know where a gnat will be in twenty four point six seconds, and how I will eat it because it flies into my noodles.” He explains. “I say things. I see things, I know things because they are what will happen. I will tell you when I tell you not because I want to but because I will tell you.” He explains, swallowing the insect.“Joke’s on you, her-“ You start but Akira replies bored.“You love every single person you have ever hurt, at least something fairly similar anyway. Love is twisted, destructive, painful, and ultimately selfish.” He replies, pausing halfway through to make a face like he is momentarily being tickled before resuming. “The layers and layers and layers of things, you never think about anyone else’s layers.”“You can either tell me or I will-“ You start then he shoots straight up.(1/2)
His eyes roll back into his head for a moment and you see the single eye in his forehead split apart. It flashes, pupils going every which way looking and seeing in ways you cannot understand. He nods before it closes and he looks back at you, clearer than before. “You want to know where she is, well she was grabbed at the shrine or wandered off. If this amp person is boosting her power to try and force her to go sinister on the world then a lot of juice has to be going out. Sealed space. Massive energy. Keeping you away from the shrine.” He says.He nearly gestures at you, but before you can tilt your head in confusion he makes an annoyed face. “Somewhere in the shrine no one would look, is sealed off from the rest, and can mask energy signatures.” You tilt your head again and he sighs. “You have a large training area under the shrine, remember? Mostly abandoned since you are terrified what Loki’s machine will do but you were originally going to use it to make an artificial forest of Menos. It is enough to block off your ability to smell.”That’s- okay, yeah that makes sense maybe. “Does it?” You wonder.“It does.” Akira explains.Huh. Assemble a team to go down after her. No, every second counts. Go save your bombs Other, please specify(2/2)
>>33092479> Assemble a team to go down after her.Plantdoka, Ryoko, Hiroshi for Healing, DragonwolfuAlso knock over his noodles before you go because he's creepy and only good scrubs can have yakisoba
>>33092479> Assemble a team to go down after her.Dom, Fin, Ryoko if she's up and able, Hiroshi, and plant tanASAP
>>33092479> No, every second counts. Go save your bombsMove. Now.
>>33092479Thanks Akira. You want to come help rescue her? Its been a while since we did a fight thing together. Just dont, you know, try to steal our plot rock again.
>>33092479> Assemble a team to go down after her.Ferdinand, Ryoko, Hiroshi, Dragonwolf, Sin-Fin-Zin-Bin> Do something Akira wouldn't expect: thank him.
>>33092479 No, every second counts. Go save your bombsI'm pretty sure Risa is just going to run straight through every wall between here and the ladder to the training ground, and at least one of our prospective teammates will wonder why she did that and investigate.
>>33092479Say thanks.Now go full speed ahead to the destination in a straight line. Ignore rocks and walls.
>>33092479> Assemble a team to go down after her.Call Hiroshi on your cell and tell him to assemble the Avengers while you sonido to Jager
>>330925602nding the thank yougotta be nice to the 8ball and british people are polite? or is that Canada?
>>33092479>No, every second counts. Go save your bombsBut shout that there is trouble at everyone we pass.
>>33092479 Assemble a team to go down after her.We are probably ahead of schedule since we didn't go on a scavenger hunt and we picked Akira instead of Hiroshi. Assemble the healthy ones (Plantbro, Short-Fin, Hiroshi, Dragon, and maybe Caede if she's willing to come without Fuego) Ryoko and Fuego dependent on health status
>>33088090Tiny change to the thing I made earlier because the face was bugging me.http://i.imgur.com/mRCUy60.png masks over nippleshttp://i.imgur.com/oWhXUCJ.png unmasked nipples
>>33092673Dat soul caliber guitar.
>>33092658>ahead of scheduleHe's already torturing Jager, Akira straight up said so.Why would you allow her to suffer for even a second longer?
>>33092560Sounds good to me.Though we could tell the nearest scrub to assemble the crew.
>>33092479Wait, we're still making the hollow army though. We just voted to proceed cautiously after learning of loki's involvement.
>>33092706I don't know, with him saying we don't look at the layers, I'd say there's a small chance we're being rused and this guy is helping Jager.
Seems slight leaning for assembling a crew?Writing now.>>33092673Looking pretty sweet.
>>33092808I'm sure he thinks he's helping Jager, getting her away from that horrible abomination.The fact is, unless they're having polite conversation, We're going to smear his consciousness across 11 dimensions and trap him in a state of eternal agony.
>>33092850What is this "unless" business? He's on the list for a reason
>Jager getting hurt>Assembling a team instead of full speed ahead.Are you niggas kidding me?
>>33092856Well, if he's actually a traitor to Mendel and trying to help Jager, even if he hates us, then we could postpone his eternal damnation until he isn't useful.Unless helping Jager would involve hurting her at any point, in which case damnation shall be immediate.
>>33092883I didn't vote because nervous, but I understand where they're coming from.They think that the time saved by having extra firepower will make up for the time taken to assemble the team and get Jager out sooner overall by letting us stomp whatever goons amp brought with him more quickly. Also having Hiroshi on site will mean she gets healing faster if needed and I'm betting some of them want to leverage this to boop Hiroshi, because if desperately needing heals for Jager doesn't enable booping, then nothing will.
>>33092883I'm a bit miffed we're dumb enough to chase after him and leave Jager alone in the first place.he would have come to us in time.then again, by this point I should used to such things
>>33092949It helps that nearly everyone is RIGHT THERE. Getting Ryoko is a bit out of the way and I regret voting for her even though she'd be a bit upset at being left out.
>>33092479>  Ask what the quickest way to get down there is and have Akira inform the others
>>33092949Well, that, or they think Jaeger's gone already.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77CA81GZ3fE
>>33092902If you on the list, then you are dead meat. No exceptions.A Risas got to have a code
>>33093002Don't even fucking think that, anon.Plus, since he's a power booster, wishbreaking him might fuck up his powers enough to power Jager back down.Alternatively, due to emotional trauma feedback, Jagers higher than 4 might be insanely protective of people important to Jager, to the exclusion of everything else.
>>33093073I dunno, she seemed pretty happy that Jager 4 wasn't like the other.
Can we assemble the team by fully unleashing our go,juice head for the training ground while screaming for people to follow us, and see who does?
>>33093100Are you talking about Jager 5 or 3, if its 5 that would probably be because of the emotional trauma feedback, I doubt she was aware of the actual robots behavior at that point.She did ask for confirmation about whether Jager 4 did anything bad, so anything above 3 probably keeps her unaware of the robot's actions.Although, it might be that all of them make her unaware of the robot's actions on a conscious level.
Can someone make an ebook out of this? Please?
>>33093171There's some google docs in the pastebin AE posts every threadpastebin.com/mzS6YN7P
>>33093161Dont think she said. According to Mendel though I am guessing it was 5.>>33093171It is partially ebooked.
“Well, I am probably ahead of schedule. I mean, I didn’t fall for all the obvious traps right?” You ask Akira, him calmly eating his noodles. “Right, of course. Well, thank you, you strange creepy magic eightball.” You say almost patting him on the shoulder, but then thinking better of it.You go to Hiroshi first, telling him to assemble his medical equipment and supplies and to meet him in the room above your training area which is now both you and Jager’s room because you are going to have a sleep over. Then you tell your plant there is fighting to be done and to meet you in the same room. You pick up Sin-Fin and give her an explanation as you sonido into town to check up on Ryoko.You peek in her window and see she is asleep, and probably still healing from the quincy poison. She still hasn’t finished your pie, by the way. You go back to your shrine, and dangle Sin-Fin in front of the dragon until she is willing to come. You pass Caede who is still with Fuego who insists on making the infirmary as glorious as he is and then pause outside the trap door room.You sure about all this? “What? Why? Beating time limit.” You explain.What if there wasn’t a time limit? You are confused at that statement as you throw open the trap door to the training area and are immediately hit with the overwhelming smell of Jager’s go juice but so dense you are afraid you are going to choke on it. You leap down and what you see sort of pushes your buttons.(1/2?)
Jager is strapped to a chair, blood both dried and wet dripping from her nose, eyes, and mouth. Several of her fingers are broken back and more of her nails are missing. You can see she has been crying. A man is standing behind her, amp you imagine, and his fingers are on holding her head, his smile wide. You see several cuts, most on the backs of her legs, and burn marks on her body. In front of Jager, spinning and floating in the air is that weird gun she uses to go all mecha wolf. You see numbers are flashing wildly and randomly as if someone is trying to force it to use a code it doesn’t want to.“Risa. No.” She says opening one of her eyes. “Run Risa. Can’t stop. Not holding well.” She explains. As the man presses his fingers against her skull harder making her seize up.“Shhh, it’s okay. Amp will make you strong. Amp will keep you safe, he will. Not like the others, no, Amp is the best at it. He knows you need to be strong. He will never leave you alone. He will make you so strong. Then we can make it right! We all worked so hard for this day.” He promises and you finally get a good look at him.He is bald, with countless scars over his head, white and red on dark skin, where someone cut into his brain over and over again. There is a barcode on the side of his neck and it makes you think he was mass produced. His teeth are crooked and his eyes sunken, while his frame is thin and made of wiry muscle. He smiles and you hear the sound of machines whirring to life in the underground.(2/3)
You see several mechs around you and you are pretty sure they are aware of your previous battles with their comrades. Your team takes up a combat stance, readying your weapons for the fight. “Sh, just leave us. You are her friends. You are hers, we know her. She will be safe. Amp wasn’t safe though, oh no. They stole us from her. They stole her from us, when amp was so small. Then they made more. All of us for you.” He explains happily.Risa, I do not say this often, but that boy needs therapy. Luckily you have your PhD in pain! “That was awful.” You note.I know.Please roll 1d100 unless you really don’t want to fight. Best of first five.(3/3)
He just made super duper listification gold standard ultra mega death List 5 times over. If we get the chance to bring someone back to life from untime, I will seriously consider bringing him back just to kill him again after we do it here.
Rolled 34>>33093423discount lobotomy time
Rolled 9>>33093423Oh, the fucker is ON the list.
Rolled 85>>33093423Can we dreamwalker and illusion that fucker so we can rescue Jagerbombs?
Rolled 73>>33093423Wishbreak the machinery.Not the robots, or Amp, just all the machinery.
Rolled 14>>33093423So we have Hiroshi and Plantdoka and maybe Caede?
Rolled 71>>33093423Murder. Him. Violently.
>>33093460Ill second that but maybe just dream walker up to him, grab him and dream walker away.
Rolled 78>>33093423WONDERLANDMAKE HIM PLAY BY OUR RULES
>>33093423Wishbreaker, Dreamwalker, Illusion combo if necessary to rescue Jager. Maybe even Hate Engine if need4speed is needed
>>33093423I know that we don't really have an idea of how much buff the thing gives us, but what's the CK% at?
CURRENT PARTY: Sin-Fin, Hiroshi, Werewolf, Plant
>>33093509This, all of this plus wonderland.
>>33093423>that boy needs therapyPurely psychosomatics. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUecUKa_yqo
>>33093537>>33093509>>33093473Why are you calling for Wishbreak right now? They're not doing some big attack to interrupt and we aren't going to be able to oneshot them with it. Save it for a better time.
>>33093566We are bypassing the scrub mechs and letting our scrubs take care of them. We need to rescue Jager
>>33093566Hes trying to turn jager into her super anti everything mech mode, something we really want to interrupt.
>>33093423I bet the ground isn't explosion proof.[x] Blow up the ground.
>>33093566We're wishbreaking the machinery that's trying to transform her.
You can not "Wishbreak all machinery" It is more or less a single target.Would you like to use Wishbreak?WB: 1FB: 3
>>33093616It is not machinery that is transforming her. The man, Amp, is putting his fingers on her head and force buffing her.
>>33093618What would we be wishbreaking, then?
>>33093632Can we wishbreaku Amp then?
>>33093618YWishbreak the shit out of amp.
>>33093618Wishbreak Amp, hope he has a stroke or all the 'enhancements' Mendel gave him fuck up horribly.
>>33093618On amp, yeahY
>>33093618Wishbreak: Target - AmpBlow up the ground, send everything flying and tell Poppinjay to grab Jaeger.
>>33093618I think they are misunderstanding the scene. Seems the guy is the one transforming her, not some machine. Probably need to use the big guns here and now. This is, presuming it isn't already too late regardless
>>33093618Y, wishbreaker that fucker
>>33093633Amp it seems.Looks like wishbreak wins it.
I think Amp is a clone of Jager's kid and Jager used to be in Mendel's organization.>Same brown skin>Both are gearheads>"Took her from us">"Took us from her and made more of us">Jager's abilities are forming machines like what Mendel uses>Jager is weird about betrayal>Also has a thing for kids and flips about them getting hurt or takenI'm guessing Jager was a technopath or at least just really good at machines when alive.
Aw...we're about to kill Jager bomb's son.We can't do that to her, guys. We need to disable him and lick his soul clean and rip out his enhancements. Give Jagerbombs her baby back.She'll be so happy.
>>33093716Add Mendel to the list again.
>>33093729Warped clone of her son.
>>33093729Same guy, or we can just murder him, hollowfy his soul, rip his mask off, then crack the remainder so he gets littled, and give Jagerbombs her baby back.
>>33093729Why are we trying to kill him? Why don't we try talking to him? Maybe we can add him to the team!:)
>>33093770You fool! Mania and dementia are incompatible. I'm a proponent of hollowfication at this point.
>>33093744Clones don't have souls.>>33093770The list knows no mercy, also he is basically the worst thing ever.I didn't even want to kill Loki this bad.Even if he's not a clone, it's a mercy kill at this point.
>>33093729Clones don't have souls
>>33093770We do need a science guy...perhaps we could start calling him Nye.
>>33093807Wait, is this a thing? Has this been confirmed because there's some ethical questionability to that statement otherwise.
>>33093796And once he becomes a hollow we can hug him and have a happy family! XD>>33093809Science guys never betray us after all. We should give everyone a chance for understanding. We just need to talk him down.
>>33093770>>33093809>Not following the ListAbsolutely disgusting
I'm 99% sure you're just being ironically fucktarded, but it's still pissing me off.
>>33093809He isn't even a science guy, he's the creation of a science guy and he's way too far gone.>>33093834We could make him a mod soul and jam it in, but it wouldn't even be him.Honestly, this whole line of discussion is retarded, he dies.>>33093841Between the obvious shit-stirring and the emoticons, you're probably a troll.
>>33093872Got real tired of all this shit about not killing people when they cause us problems or get in our way. Now people are talking about going out of our way to help an enemy. I'll stop.
>>33093857But he might be Jagerbomb's baby...clone baby...thingIf we kill him we might make Jager sadWell, sadder.He needs a good spanking, but he'll live to regret this.He will live to regret this.
Look, first we talk to him after beating him down, then we get his story and then we decide what to do.But its probably eat him.
>>33093921So we can't torture him over a prolongued period of time under the thin premise of altruism?
>>33093932>>33093943He dies and he dies painfully. End of the story.
>>33093932Less debating, more kicking him in the head repeatedly to figure out whether bringing him down is even possible.
>>33093932>>33093943Just stop it already. You're not being clever; you're just obnoxious.
>>33093960Agreed.Mendel dies ten times as painfully, though.
>>33093943And steal his power up ability. Which will probably run on EF. Giving divine blessings is a very godlike thing after all
You decide to try your new wonderland power on the guy. You fire out a small bubble of illusion at him, and your tail shimmies and shakes. He jumps back shocked and blindly gropes for Jager once more, his hands blindly pushing buttons on the chair and unhooking Jager from her torture place. You duck and roll away from the robots, them totally immune to your illusions because they are robots, and pull her into the back beside Hiroshi.Amp blindly crashes into one of the robots in your small bubble, unable to make his way out at the moment. “Can you get her out of here?” You ask Hiroshi before firing a Cero at one of the robots swarming around you.Hiroshi looks at her and presses his lips together. “No, I can’t move her with flash step in her condition and going out slowly will only draw unneeded attention.” He explains pressing his hands on her legs and starting to emit a green glow as he puts her back together. “Ah, her tendons are really messed up.” He sighs, and you note her go juice isn’t going down at all.She is like a volcano about to blow, she just needs that little push. You spin around and send out a cero enhanced kick to one of the robots which it blocks using a martial arts stance. You mutate your leg to grab the bot and throw it into the wall before sending out your hand filled with small eyes made of saw blades to tear into it. You grab the debris and throw it away over the other bots, sonidoing on it to surf into the bot battalion. Oh, I like that. Bot battalion. You crash and detonate, a brilliant violet flash which takes a small group of them with you. You quickly regenerate, stepping back to your group just as Amp gets out of your wonderland. “She is close! She is almost there! Let her free!” He demands.(1/2)
>>33093974>>33093974I wasn't trying to be clever I was just saying we should get the whole story before we decide what to do. I mean getting his power boost thing would be great.
Does Wonderland effect robots? Important information for later.Here is a news flash guys. We are a bad guy.
>>33094022Yeah, nah. We got more interesting things to do than talk to a lunatic
>>33094022Anon, stop it. He's dying and that's all there is to it.
You look over your group and see they are holding for now, Sin-Fin unsurprisingly having the most trouble. “Why isn’t that surprising?” You ask. They know why.She blazes a trail of black cero which she uses to trap a pair of bots together. The cero detonates taking the robots with them, but as she tries the same move on a second pair they avoid it and counter attack. Learning AI. Clever buggers.Your plant is being awesome, and Shiba seems to have enough powers to keep mixing things up.What should you do? Stay here and support. Go after Amp, beat the king get a checkmate. Other, please specify(2/2)
>>33094022Not really, and we'd get it by eating him anyway.>>33094025The people we're fighting are usually worse, like this fucker for example.
>>33094042Such as?>>33094025We have known that for a long ass time.
>>33094057> Go after Amp, beat the king get a checkmate.He dies now >>33094074Touching Jager abs, resuming the date with Hiroshi, eating pies.
>>33094067>Not really, and we'd get it by eating him anyway.That was what I meant.
>>33094057> Go after Amp, beat the king get a checkmate.beat the shit out of him, make spill on how to stop it.
>>33094057>[x] Go after Amp, beat the king get a checkmate.Kill the fucker.
Ah, I forgot to say 1d100 no matter what you do. Best first five.
>>33094057 Go after Amp, beat the king get a checkmate.Hopefully, that will help undo whatever he's done to Jager, in regards to the power-up, anyway.>>33094074Eating the lunatic.
You're all looking at this the wrong way. Even if it is Jager's son, we can just shapeshift into his form and use his voice. Jager doesn't need anyone but us. She never will.
Rolled 46>>33094057> Sin-Fin unsurprisingly having the most trouble. “Why isn’t that surprising?” You ask. They know why.Actually, I don't. Can someone enlighten me?>  Go after Amp, beat the king get a checkmate.>>33094074Such as killing the guy.
>>33094057>Go after Amp
Rolled 7>>33094057>>33094110> Go after Amp, beat the king get a checkmate.
>>33094129No past injuries.
Rolled 36>>33094110hopefully, we hyper-kill him.>>33094119Little creepy, anon.Also, Jager loves Risa being Risa, we don't need to do that.
>>33094057Wish there was a way to siphon off go juice.
>>33094057[x] Jaeger is suffering from REI overload, right? Can we Lifedrinker that out of her?
>>33094025>>33094003Guess that answers that>>33094057> Go after Amp, beat the king get a checkmate.Once our Cero hits a hole in one we can take the flag and wipe the board. Checkmate.
Rolled 54>>33094110Pls azure
>>33094146>>33094129Cant make them depressed either.
>>33094146Of course, once she starts using memories she'll have an effectively endless array of powers
>>33094196You know what, why not? Lets finish this in a flash. We still have two FBs
>>33094190Make sure to dunk his skull into the end zone.The end zone is our mouth
>>33094229I think it's kinda like our 3rd release in how her memory thing works. Risa has to do Happy shit and I think SF has to spend time around the people she's going to copy.
>>33094119Here we go. Someone is thinking the right way.
Would you like to use hate engine?Y/N
Calling it, Jager still sees Amp as her baby. By going after him, when she pops to Jager 5 or higher she is going to view us as a threat.It will be epic.Worthy of a Wagner Opera Score, or getting writ as a Shakespearean tragedy.
>>33094229But if she doesn't use it she is a little lacking. Plus she probably doesn't have the raw go juice to keep all the powers going for that long.
>>33094277YWe have 2 FBs. We can still keep one in case of a critfail
>>33094277We'll still have one FB in reserve for critfails, right?Then yeah, fire up the Hate engine.
>>33094277>Yeven if it'll end in sorry. Deliciously hateful sorrow
Okay, hate engine being used.Rewriting.
>>33094277>Oh, I like that. Bot battalion. You crash and detonate, a brilliant violet flash which takes a small group of them with you.So is our Carnage Knight close to being maxed yet? Because Amp's in for a world of hurt.
>>33094355It's probably nowhere near maxed yet. We've got, what, probably a dozen kills at most?This thing probably takes rivers of blood to get going.
>>33094294Can we illusion Jager and put her in a happy place?
>>33094146If we Fob Watched into someone with no memory of injuries do you all think we could get past that ability?
>>33094421Probably just the mental stuff, but I doubt that would do much to Risa anyway since she just enjoys it all and it's not physical trauma.
>>33094418Eeh.I don't think illusion works on senses other than sight.
>>33094446She used remember on use once and it was an instant kill. As in it killed us instantly.
>>33094454Wonderland does, if I recall correctly.
>>33094454It does all of em. You can feel em and smell em and hear em. And probably taste em but we haven't tried but we've done all the others besides taste.
>>33094476Wonderland works on all sences and can kill if the target is weak minded.
>>33094421Probably not.>>33094446Last time we got hit with it we were reduced to the plot rock. We can regen from that now but its still a giant weakness.
>>33094471Because it replayed Lucifer's Lightbringer spell that hit us.Physical damage, not mental.
>>33094476>>33094497Can we Wonderland Jager into Risa's personal heaven instead of hell?
>>33094499>>33094471Anon asked if we could use fob watch to get around the remember ability.He was answered that it would probably just prevent the mental.What in the world does the physical damage done as a result of getting hit with the ability while not fob watched have to do with this path of discussion? Nothing. It's irrelevant.
>>33094526What's the difference?
>>33094584Less stairs, more abs. Less mobius strips, more butt stuff.
Why are you guys killing Amp even though it will upset Jager, instead of using Life Drinjer to drain her excess juice?Why make a bad situation worse?And now it's too late to stop because my phone ran out.
>>33094566Right, just misreading some things.
>>33094454Are you implying that Risa's illusions don't induce synesthesia in those caught in them?
>>33094566Well if you were reading correctly you would have noticed that the other anon, the anon that we were replying to, said that the ability would probably not effect risa much physically anyway since she enjoys pain.
>>33094599>Why are you guys killing Amp even though it will upset Jager, instead of using Life Drinjer to drain her excess juice?1. We don't know that it will upset Jager, it was an assumption by one person.2. Sometimes we know better then our Jager and need to do things for her that she doesn't like.
>>33094599Because Life Drinker drains HP instead of Go-Juice and we don't want to drink Jager's HP because it wouldn't do shit?
>>33094599>This is not "talk them down even though they just made you madder than anything has in the last year" quest>Life Drinker does not drain go-juice, it drains HP and turns it into go-juice. It would only fuck Jager up more.You don't know shit about this quest; don't participate.
>>33094641Disregard this I am a retard and you should rape my face.
>>33094599Re-read ability descriptions and feel shame.
>>33094599>Why are you guys killing AmpHe won't that dead. Just crippled and mostly dead.
>>33094599But then Jäger wont become the Evil JaGrrr! who we will have to put down for the good of the remaining Swedish Fish supply!
>>33094641No it didn't. It said that preventing mental damage wouldn't do much because Risa enjoys all pain and since mental damage isn't physically debilitating, it would make no difference.
>>33094678Only if Caede was here...
>>33094684I want him dead, actually I want his consciousness suspended in eternal agony, but I'll settle for dead.
>>33094710Why? She'd just rape things.
>>33094713We should at least find out if he is jagers son or a clone of him or if he is just crazy.
>>33094736Exactly >>33094752It's a batshit insane theory
>>33094710Unfortunately she is busy. Probably making statues with dear old dad.And plotting for when she finally attempts a takeover of this excuse for a war outpost. Once I take over things will change around here...
>>33094713Not until we figured how he lured Jaeger away without the scrubs noticing. That's a security breach right there. Hell, Natsume should have noticed something was up.
You see a black wall form around Sin-Fin as her dress starts getting bitey and you sonido off to take care of this Amp bastard. You leap over the robots and perform a flying kick into one bot, then become a fleshy spear of teeth and claws soaring over the robot menace. You land by amp and clench your fist as you feel one of your fatebreakers get dropped in a slot it is not used to and ask you if you are drunk again. Always little friend, always.Your body gets hyper saturated in time as you sort of become one with the wibbly wobbly. You kick up into the robot’s chest and kick it into the air, it moving so slowly to you. You land and casually leap and deliver a knee before the robot can fly away, knocking amp off his back. You grab him in the air and slam him into the ground, his body twisting under your cero enhanced claws. You tie him in sinew and throw him, his flight impossibly slow. You hold up your arms and charge up a singularity with ceros, your wings giving stability to it, and launch it quickly.The ball of energy moves slowly so you sonido around it and catch Amp mid-flight. You slam a knee into his gut and connect an elbow to the back of his head. He fires an energy blast into your midsection, but you dodge the second half of it in time to continue lashing out at him. You charge your body with ceros and morph your arms into sections of bullwhips, the tough meat cutting deep into his thin body. He cuts one of your whips off, but you simply retract your lashes and kick him into the violet dawn.(1/2)
>>33094766One that we can find out about in like five minutes.
>>33094782>NatsumeShe doesn't really care unless it's divine in nature I think. She seems to be sticking very close to her orders.
>>33094782Natsume probably did, but she only deals with Angels. She knew about Loki and did nothing because Luci told her to hold off. Her job is to stop us from getting roflstomped by swarms of angels too strong to even think about dealing with. She wants us to face our own problems if we're strong enough.
You avoid the blast and get a safe distance as your hate engine cools back down. You nod happily to yourself as you feel his energy fluctuating under your awesome assault, then turn your head toward your comrade’s battle when you hear a cry of shock.Sin-Fin goes down, a robot impaling her. She tilts her head at the spike and frowns. “I do not like… robots.” She explains.“Sin-Fin!” Shiba shouts her spear crackling.“No. Sin-Fin no. No get up.” Jager commands trying to pull herself up.You see Amp’s prone form in some rubble slowly start to rise. What do you do? Sin-Fin has her transformation thing. She will be fine go for amp and end this one way or another. Go support the fin, it isn’t like amp has a teleport, right? Right? Other, please specify(2/2)
>>33094802>>33094817Aah. Forgot standing orders was"No angels."
Rolled 53>>33094826> Sin-Fin has her transformation thing. She will be fine go for amp and end this one way or another.Sin-Fin's not going to die to a single robot. Werewolfu's going to rescue her anyway
>>33094826Ahh shit.I guess I'll leave this vote alone.Maybe if we roll well enough we can do both?
>>33094826>Sin Fin has her transformation, GO AFTER AMP
>>33094826> Sin-Fin has her transformation thing. She will be fine go for amp and end this one way or another.I distinctly remember her being very hard to gank
>>33094826 Sin-Fin has her transformation thing. She will be fine go for amp and end this one way or another.Wonderland Jager so that she sees Sin-Fin being perfectly fine. Make sure Jager doesn't freak out.If that doesn't work, have Hiroshi sedate her or something I don't know
>>33094826We know for a fact that Amp can teleport. Leastways he has access to the ability to teleport objects. Go support the FinAlso, and this may be crazy, can we drink the bombs we picked up earlier?
>>33094826Hate Engine would be handy again.[x] Go support the fin, it isn’t like amp has a teleport, right? Right?Five bucks says that spike is one of Jaeger's vampiric spikes and the robot is going to drain Sin-Fin. Did our regen do anything about that?
Rolled 20>>33094826We finish off Amp while having Shiba and Fuego focus on helping her.Also, tell Jager to stay down.
>>33094826Can we just like, grab Amp and stretch over to sin-fin and do both? Or just fire our arm at him to keep him busy?
>>33094826> Sin-Fin has her transformation thing. She will be finiii-actually, wouldn't this be a catalyst for Jager going bearserk?
Looks like finishing amp is winning?Kill, eat, spare?
>>33094826>>33094888If this doesn't work, tell Jager to stay down so that she doesn't hurt anyone
>>33094826Split ourselves in two. Do both things.
>>33094910Throw our arm at him and hold on while we take the robots?Hate engine and do both?As long as we can track him...
>>33094826> Other, please specifyDetach Hand, throw it at Amp and have it strangling him, Dream Walker to Sin-Fin, rip the spike out, Dream walker back to Amp.
>>33094910That limb detachment power isn't just for comedy you know.
>>33094946Kill him painfully and eat him.
>>33094946Can we just knock him out until we finish off the robuts?
>>33094946Kill. He'll probably give us indigestion.
>>33094946NOM NOM NOM
>>33094946Eat.I'm not too worried about Sin-Fin, she's definitely got a Risa-Fin transformation charged up.Which means she can effectively have our regen level, in addition to the fact that 3rd release might full heal her.
>>33094946Kill.I don't want so much as a drop of his filthy blood inside of us.
>>33094826Go support the most Finful Sin. Also, make sure she knows Amp's behind the robots she doesn't like. It's not the robots fault that they're unlikeable, it's Amp's.(yes, I am trying to aim sin-fin at this guy like a tactical missile, no I don't expect it to work.)
>>33095013>>33095013Its just plain pointless to kill him and not eat him.
>>33094277Hug JagerSob and beg her not to go awayBreak her out of her coming hate mech of kill everything.
The spike does not smell like jager's spike since some people are wondering.You do not know how proficient your arm will be at "holding" him.
>>33095019It would only work if we Wonderland Short Fin into thinking Amp was Hollow Ridah
>>33095040Man if it turns out that Amp is her son or a clone of him Ima be pretty pissed at you guys for not checking.>>33095056How about delivering a hammer blow to knock him out? Maybe coat it with ceros?
>>33095056Could we send a WG cero infused arm flying through the air at the bad robots with intent to explode when it hits them like some kind of eldritch ghost missile?
>>33095056If it's not a Vamp spike, then I'm not worried about her and I would like to go after Amp in full.Maybe try to boop Hiroshi, though I dunno if we can really do that on demand...
>>33095056Could we burn another hate engine and do the arm thing, kill the bot(s?) attacking fin, and then kill him?
>>33095090Hitting people in the head to knock them out usually causes severe brain damage or just kills them, anon.
Seems there is a split between om nomming, killing, and some people who want to try and do both either by burning a hate engine or by trying to make their arm hold him here?>>33095091Yes but they are currently in melee with your comrades so the cero might explode them too.>>33095090Knocking him out is on the low tier.>>33095098You can try, but that is a lot to do in a short time and it would be extraordinarily difficult.Two rabbits and all that.
>>33095069>>33094888Do you people not read the powers at all? That's not how Wonderland works. You make a tiny bubble of illusion-space around the target and they perceive whatever environment you want them to perceive. It does people and creatures in general more poorly than a regular illusion. The way it works wouldn't even allow the 'make SF see Amp as Hollow Rider' thing to work.
>>33095116Usually, but most people would be able to survive getting kicked into a giant exploding laser ball of purple death so Im pretty confident he can take it.
>>33095156I actually see om nomming as having a clear lead?
>>33095156So what, a 90+ roll to try the burn?I'd vote for it. Would be pretty sick if we pull it off.
>>33095166>Wouldn't surviveGod damn.>>33095156What if we just expanded and filled the whole space? We can shapeshift into a 100 foot form after all.
>>33095156Are they a further distance away than our max-size shapeshifting ability? We can get pretty damn huge.
>>33095156The majority was for om nomming as far as I can tell, and I still support that position.
>>33095166But then it wouldn't actually knock him out, as the reason people lose consciousness from head trauma is due to bruising the brain.You don't have a magical off switch on your head, it's the brain damage that knocks people out.>>33095209Yeah, maybe we can just go full Shoggoth and literally expand until we can attack both with our horrendous tentacles.
How about we do a numbered vote? I think eating has the current lead but I do not want to miscount. This doesn't seem to be going anywhere at the moment.Please type the number, just the number, of the thing you want to do.1 Eat Amp2 Kill him3 Go for the short-fin support4 Try and do all the things((Extraordinarily difficult. If you fail you will fail hard))5 Knock Amp out
>>33095209Would look pretty sweet if we can manage to do both guys. Just wanted to point it out.
>>33095256>If you fail you will fail hard..3
>>33095256What about using Hate Engine to do all the things or going full lovecraft and just being a giant Risa-tentacle abomination.
>>33095246I think since this is based on a comic book land where people routinely survive gaping torso wounds and impalement and being damn near cut in half a bit of movie logic wouldn't be that far out of place.
Shapeshifting to the size required will take a couple seconds but if you want to try it I will include it as under all the things.5 minutes from prompt posting as normal.
Closed, tallying now
>>33095307>>33095310>>33095355>>33095359Should probably reread the post
>>33095394Can't be helped.
>>33095394I did >>33095359>>33095381are both me.
>>33095394Thank you for bringing that to my attention, I won't make the mistake again.
>>33095429At least if he is getting killed most people are voting to eat him. Jesus Christ people whats the point of killing him and not eating him?
>>33095429>everyone got scared of 4Shock and awe soon fellow hollows.
>>33095460You didn't vote for it either.
>>33095458Cloned meat isn't as good as the original? And if he's a clone, he's practically guaranteed to be a GME. Risa's a growing god-hollow-old one-angel thing, she needs only the best.
>>33095493But dat power amplifier. Or at least SPXP.
>>33095458Thought it would take additional time
>>33095499I'm sure the quest isn't building to a end at all, right?
>>33095493Lovecraftian horrors do not work that way.Meat is meat, some meat is better than other meat, but there's no such thing as bad meat, at least not to Risa's biology.
>>33095516The SPXP would be particularly appropriate for a Sadism buy.
>implying we can even get Amp's amp>Implying it won't just be a choice between 5SPXP or 100XP.
>>33095429AZURE! QUICK! REMEMBER BEST WAY TO DIE! THE TAILS CALL TO US TO BE USED!
>>33095538>passing up 5SPXP or 100XP
>>33095458I would've voted to kill him if we could've gone full hellraiser with blade cero.Without that, there's no point in not just feeding.
>>33095566I don't get it, even if we used blade cero we could still eat him.
>>33095429Just so we're on the same page here, Hiroshi is being useful, yeah? He's watching Jager and attempting to do healing, right?
>>33095566The point I was trying to make was that if we do indeed kill him we should eat him instead of wasting resources.
>>33095596O-Of course he is anon...He is calming her down too...And keeping her from trying to help Sin Fin in the worst way...
>>33095596Yes. He has been healing and putting up a barrier to keep things from attacking Jager.
>>33095630Based Hiroshi. He totally deserves the boop.
I don't know what the boop is
Huh it turns out that akira is the same height as sin fin.
>>33095667I refuse to believe this. Any evidence presented that contradicts my own imagination will promptly be ignored.Really?
>>33095713Just checked the stat sheets. It's true.
>>33095667And Ryoko appears to be the shortest member of the cast.
>>33095756Sin-Fin should have stayed short.I want her height to get reverted.She is the Short-Fin. It's not fair that Azure went and added 14cm to her initial height.Not fair.
>>33095756>The Norse Beserker is the shortest
You leap after the general, your jaw unhinging and swallowing Amp like some sort of snake or leopard. Maybe a shark? I don’t know, and neither do you as you devour him meat suit and all. You feel his body become nothing as well as his soul and it tastes wrong somehow. Like a patchwork of rotten everything all swimming about all wiggly and ugh.Options:8 SPXP500 XPYou hear Jager muttering to herself and turn as Sin-Fin is enveloped in strange power. Hrm, isn’t seeing people she loves a trigger for her? “What? Come on, she doesn’t love Sin-Fin. She, like, tolerates her.”“She said to be brave. I had to do what I can. My friends are hurt.” Jager says as Hiroshi creates a shield around them. “I have to help. I can’t just be in distress.” “Now now Jager, it’s okay. I’ve got you. I need you to trust us, okay?” Hiroshi says with that warm smile.As Sin-Fin’s hair starts to become violet Jager pushes a button on her gun, a code snapping into place on the device at once. Hell of a time to start listening to you. “What?”You feel a massive surge of energy, a swarming creation as the gun can finally release the pent up energy which has been filling it all day from that strange power person who you ate and found a bit too aged. You see the bots stop, then go dormant as if their mission is complete or they received a remote stop command from somewhere. You see Jager glow and sonido over to her but in the next instant she is gone.(1/2)
>>33095789>+14cm=162cm>Her initial height was 148cm>4'10" for y'all burgerlanders
>>33095660It's a turn someone used for upgrading the Shiagami using our soul king parts. It's their final form or something.
>>33095789She is still only 5 foot 3 inches.
>>33095842That's not that short for women
>>33095842She used to be 4'10''It was a better time
You blink and look around for some sign that Jager is now a robot but see nothing to indicate it. Risa-Fin scratches her head as she pokes one of the robots, then smiles as she draws a funny face on it. You get a sinking feeling as you look up and quickly Sonido up into your shrine.I could make a joke about the weather turning but you look up first thing. High in the air, above the city, is a massive ship. The front of it has a sneering Wolf Skull. You see several main guns lining the bottom and side of the ship and with your magical ghost eyes you see small dots quickly flying out of the large ship in regular formation. Interceptors of some sort.You are about to jump up and investigate when you hear a great booming voice fill the city. “JAGER 9. ONLINE. ALL CREWS REPORTING. EXECUTING PRIMARY OBJECTIVE. CHARGING THE MAIN GUN.”Your pants are ringing too. Probably Mendel. She’ll call back if it is really important you are sure.Hollow Quest Redux 85 end. No Omake.Around for questions, concerns, comments, accusations, butts, and to hear what you want from your clone nomming.(2/2)
>>33095870buy blade cerothanks for running
>>33095870HERE COMES THE DRUMS
>>33095870Goddamnit, you guys fucked up and now we're fucked.The only thing I can think to do is get us to Hueco Mundo so she can destroy stuff no one cares about.
>>33095816>8 SPXPGreat. SO this is what 8 SPXP was worth.
>>33095870Don't buy anything, save up for Sadism or Time Trial
>>33095898as long as she doesn't hit us or the shrine, does it really matter?
>>33095910Except she is going to hit the Shrine.>>33095870Thanks Azure
>>33095910Because she'll feel really shitty otherwise?
wait, how SPXP did >>33092673 get?4 for before today+ 8 from amp+ ??? from pics
>>330958708 SPXPBlade CeroHopefully, suffering will not intensify and it'll only take a thread or two to fix.We can reach space, right? It won't be too hard to fix.>>33095898Way to blame everyone else.>>33095910Jager 9 was theoretically a planet-killer
>>33095870Oh balls.>>33095943It was posted on twitter earlier and it got us a 12spxp discount off of Sadism.
>>33095910She would probably feel bad about killing innocent civies, what with her not being an omnicidal killing machine normally like some people. Plus it would be a big fuck you to beelzebub.
>>33095943New system discounts us SPXP for fan stuff instead of it going to the bank.
>>33095944just aim her at another planetwho need Venus anyways?>>33095955ahhbuy Blade Cero
>>33095943Snapple asked for a discount to sadism when he posted it. The cost went down from 30 to 18.
>>33095943Snapple discounted Sadism down to 18 from 30.>>33095944It's the constant of /tg/ quests: Blame everyone for horrible decision making. Lack self-awareness. >>33095870Nothing
SPXP chosen>>33095889Thanks for playing>>33095898Not totally fucked. All they have to do is break the big Jager ship and tuck her in for naps. What could go wrong?>>33095920Thank you AnonymousPeople want blade cero more than bank? Is that correct?
>>33095998yes, sharp pointy slicey ceros pls
>>33095998Imma say yes.
I realize that we could have stopped this, but I'm kinda excited for it.I mean, come on. JAGER 9 is going to be boss. It'll sure be interesting whatever happens next, that's for sure.ohgodplsdon'tdiejager
>>33095998Nope, I want to bank it. Didn't mention it since I assumed most everyone else did to.
>>33095978>who need Venus anyways?It might throw off the rotation of the earth, hurling into the sun or out of the solar system.Which is just as well, I kinda want to kill all humanity for Mendel's sins anyway.Need a new place to keep our things though.>>33095998Blade Cero, yes.
>>33095998I'd rather bank it
Rolled 20What level is JAGER 9 on the scale?
I can't help but think that the answer to JAGER 9 is quadruple suicide via giant stompy robot.
>>33096023I thought it would go that way too, but it does not look to be as popular an option as I though.
>>33095998I'd honestly like to bank it. We're rather close to Sadism.Do a numbered vote?
>Wanting to get Blade cero when we have two discounted skills>All this Short attention spanNight azure
>>33096046Anti planet.>>33096049We could finally turn 100 feet tall and have a giant brawl!
>>33095998Bank, otherwise numbered vote.
>>33096022If Jager dies, so does the universe.I'm serious, we're going full Kefka if that happens.
>>33096046Unknown to you at this time. She is all machiney so you can't get a feel for her.How about a numbered vote then? Just the number of the one you want, nothing else. Will tally in 5.1 Blade Cero2 Bank it
>>33096079We can turn bigger. It's based on max juice and it was 100 back when our pool was half what it is now. We don't know if the relationship is linear or exponential or something else.
>>33096095>>33095870Could you do a more detailed description of the JAGER9? Material, texture, color, gun shape, general shape of the ship, interceptor appearance, anything else you can think of?
>>33095816>You see the bots stop, then go dormant as if their mission is complete or they received a remote stop command from somewhere.Just a reminder that Mendel is a bitch who can not be trusted and should be targeted soon.
>>33096063>Not remembering Blade Cero was voted as the best 10-point range ability and would boost offense significantlyI voted to bank for Sadism anyway, but they're both good abilities.
There's no one power that's going to put us over the edge and on Luci's cromulent allies list. we'll need multiple powers and the order we acquire them in is irrelevant.
>>33096182She's on the List for a reason
>>33096183Plus it would give us something to do with our ceros that doesn't involve blowing ourselves up.
Banking wins it.>>33096163I will try but my knowledge of ships is somewhat lacking. Give me a second.
>>33096194Not really. Things to come smells like "boss battle". If we aren't fighting sub-JAGER mechs inside of 9, we'll be fighting something else that shows up because of this.Sadism is a better boss battle ability than Blade Cero.
>>33096182Can we add someone to the list twice?I kinda want Mendel on there twice because, aside from everything else, she's a deceptive bitch and possibly hurt Jager in the past.
>>33096216I don't know dick biddily about ships either, but even saying "it look like a grey triangle" would be more info that what we have now.
>>33096235Unnecessary. Just keep these events in mind.
>>33096216you asked for my opinion on the Constantine pilot at the end of the thread yes?spoiler free: it was pretty decent for a pilotspoilered summary in next post
The shape is very similar to pic related. The color a metallic/ceramic grey. Front has a large wolf skull mounted on it. Interceptors look very thin, with twin barbs jutting forward and flat.
>>33096285Christ...I know it's hard to judge how big things are when you look at them in the air, but is this thing a few hundred feet or a few miles long?
>>33096254I just want a reminder to not simply kill her.Out of everyone on the list, she needs to know absolute despair and eternal agony more than any other.One of the reasons I want to kill humanity is to make all her work, for which she committed such atrocities, worth absolutely nothing.Then I remember Jager likes humans and that desire dies down.If Jager dies, and because of Mendel at that, then it will be an unfortunate turn of events for mankind.Jager will live, though, since I doubt Azure particularly wants the quest to take a turn like that.
>>33096339I doubt he wants it to take a turn like that, but, well, I'm not going to get into a game of chicken with Azure over Jager's life.He has balls large enough to beat a moose to death with em and he's not afraid to use the things on his players.
>>33096339Unless we do fucktarded stuff, like "Shoot reactor core with 'The End', Jaeger can take critical meltdowns."
>>33096339Gotta find some way to get Jager in control of her release forms or to make the AI not so paranoid or trigger-happy.
>>33096273Ravenscarbut only for 3 months! and he checked himself inConstanTEENNewcastle Dead AstraLiv (the girl from the trailer) is attackedI'm a nasty piece of work. Just ask anybodyAngel guy dangling salvation of John's soulAstra is blackNERGALLiv is Baron Winters Daughter!she can see dead people demon wants to kill herJohn helps to square a debt with her dead dadChas!he drives a taxi and a he's got a beard.but he diesLiv gets House of Mysteries HELMET OF FATELiv learns how to scryangel guy again. angels supposed to help direct. somebody is fucking with shit. the current First of the Fallen name dropRitchie from the New Castle crew! and he's alive!and John is a bastard to him!Nergal name drop!Cops didn't anybody over Astra's death " Not like You really got an alibi?"Chas is alive! "Its complicated" he saysJohn bribes a security guard and gave a coverstory about wanting to have sex with Liv on a roofmagic circle on roofMom died giving birth to himDad was an asshole and beat him and called him "killer"started magic because wants to meet his mommysecurity guard possessedmagic circleI'm too strong! here I am godnope, Ritchie activate itshuts city down with laptop. demon gets power from electricity (it attacked with power lines throughout pilot)Traps it in circleDemon offers to free Astra for freedomLiv sees through the ruse and warns JohnDemon sent to hellearly scry lesson callback, a guy diedonly cig in the episode is John putting it out in an ashtrayLiv wants to be a occult hero, save people and shit, John is apatheticDo it for Astra!mehShe storms offall according John's keikaku angel guy why didn't you just tell the truth and ask them?they wouldn't trusted mebut the guy from the scrying diedyup.could only save one.you're gonna find out what's going on. you wanna save lives or just your soul? doesn't answer. tells him to pick up the tabthe "walk my path alone, who'd be crazy to walk it with me" bit
>>33096312Ha ha, like I said it is just for the shape since I have no idea what to call that except cylindrical. Something around 1000m so less than a mile.I get the feeling Mendel isn't trusted.
>>33096285the wolfu is a battleship now
>>33096405Hm, it doesn;t sound awful. I don't know how I feel about Chas dieing and the electricity thing I recall from hellblazer.I will at least give it a shot I think.
>>33096411I WANT to like her, but then stuff like this happens.
>>33096285Summat like this as well, but more wolfy and less piratey?
>>33096468>Wolfu-class Doomstar>>33096476See this Mendel? I want to leave you alone! I want to say you are a good girl and give you bacon! But you keep making my wolfu into a spaceship!>>33096495And with more turrets and launch bays and not quite as round.
>>33096468>Waifu-class>Not Wolfu-class>>33096476I want to commit genocide on humankind because of one person, leaving enough survivors to restart their civilization over and over again, and make her watch every single second of it.You don't even know what it means to hate Mendel.
>>33096411That's a bit of an understatement. Although if she realizes that she's an asshat for not claiming culpability in this and actually legitimately and sincerely claims responsibility and helps us rectify this situation, that would help a bit.>>33096459And ironically enough, is in need of even more rescuing despite her releasing due to the JAGER-9's willingness to murder anything that isn't Jager.I wonder if getting Jager to face her painful memories/emotions in a gentler manner would be the key for her to get a more stable release form.
>Finally get over paranoia>Decide to trust in Jager and the team>It was a trap>Ok, well lets trust i->It was a ruse>Well I guess we should go bac->TOO LATE>Well Jager has thinks well in hand, lets g->"DON'T WORRY SIN FIN I'LL SAVE YOU"I'll never stop the paranoia again.
>>33096467he got better "Its complicated" "There's a reason Chas is my oldest mate" handwave then he made rack of lamb
>>33096476This is exactly how I feel.
>>33096546I mean, I knew the vote was a choice between getting a snack or risking Jager over reacting, but I thought Jager could control herself.
>>33096546I hear what you are saying. But now there is a chance to be inside Jager. My dark plans to turn this quest into lesbian boarding action quest is finally near completion.That was a joke.>>33096552If it is bad I will not hold you responsible, but just feel sort of bummed.
>>33096586Lesson learned. Never trust anyone to do their job. Even Samantha.
>>33096581Except choosing snack-time turned off the bad robots.
>>33096610I think the real lesson here is never let any of your comrades have friends other than you.
>>33096546>Decide to trust in Jager and the teamYeah, we should save that for situations where it doesn't look like our allies have basically, how shall I say this, enemies that are built to fuck them over and horribly counter every special technique.>>33096581She's emotionally distressed, was rendered powerless for ~2 hours and just say her friend probably die for her. It's breakdown and cry or go absolute bugfuck berserker nuts, and she's running on a REI overcharge.
>>33096586>I hear what you are saying. But now there is a chance to be inside Jager. My dark plans to turn this quest into lesbian boarding action quest is finally near completion.>>That was a joke.Say what you will, but I had plans to do that anyway.I have a whole pdf written up for how to extract ovum from Jager and then fertilize it and then let them grow in external womb birthing pod egg things that we can then sit on and nestle in the fluffy tails and it will be just wonderful.
>>33096586Thanks for the thread Azure. When is the next one do you think?>>33096617Read again. They didn't stop until Jager disappeared.
>>33096643>extract ovumShe's not quite on that path of Humanity yet.
>>33096643Well as long as we are all on the same page here.>>33096655Thanks for playing. Not sure but probably tuesday.Will say something on the twitter. Have been trying to keep up with it when I can
>>33096665>That's just unfair: You have a sex-drive and all the assorted parts for it. You don't talk about it.>all the ... parts
>>33096643>bothering with all thatAll she needs to do is touch every tail at the same time with her bare skin, and then either she or Risa will get pregnant.
>>33096687I had expected the JAGER9 to be something like the ACU from SupCom which would within 10mins construct a massive warmachine incapable of being dislodged by ANYTHING.
>>33096586It can't get any worse than new 52 Constantine.