QM Twitter: https://twitter.com/HellbornQuestThe Story So Far: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=hellbornCharacter Sheet: http://pastebin.com/rNg3Yw8m (picture included)Air forces its way into your lungs. It’s not a good feeling. Also not a good feeling is not having room for air in your lungs because they’re filled with water. Barely aware of anything, you roll onto your side and start hacking up water onto the floor. Your eyes hurt to open, your nose stings from getting water in it, and it seems every rattling breath you manage to take is cut short by another fit of violent coughing as your body tries to clear its airways. Your chest hurts like somebody’s been punching you in the same spot like, a billion times. In short, life is pain. You're having trouble making sense of what happened. It’s too much to process right now.Stress: Exhausted.-2 Sanity: 88/100Somebody’s hovering over you. “Thank God. Okay, are you okay?” they ask. Water drips off them onto the ground before you.>No! I’m not fucking okay!>You should see the other guys.>I’m a lot better now that I’m not at the bottom of a freaking pool.>What happened?>Who are you?>Where’s the thing?>Other (?)
>>33018987>What happened?>Who are you?>Where’s the thing?All these three!HI LANGUID
>>33018987>You should see the other guys.
>>33018987>Subtley check to see if claws are out>If yes, put them away>"Fuck pools."
>>33018987>You should see the other guys.>Where's the thing?>Who are you?
>>33018987>I’m a lot better now that I’m not at the bottom of a freaking pool. >Where’s the thing?
>>33018987>>Where’s the thing?
>>33018987>I’m a lot better now that I’m not at the bottom of a freaking pool.>What happened?
>>33019032There's an Other (?) option for a reason.
>>33019020If our claws are out, it's likely our other stress-related traits are out as well. And those would certainly be noticed. I'm just praying Moriah or Rowan followed us to make sure we didn't do something stupid.
>>33018987>>You should see the other guys.also what does "Exhausted" stress mean? are we too tired to spazz out?
>>33019085CorrectStress was exhausted last time we snapped, too
Reminder that demons and stuff isn't exactly a massive secret of utmost concern to keep.Even if we did demonify while drowning, it will likely be written off by the soccer goons as getting punched in the face one too many times.Hell, the Hallows left a big steaming dead infernus and a gaggle of hellhounds just sitting outside some dudes building on a semi-busy street.>>33019085It's what happened after our last berserker freakout. Stress is going to apply directly as SAN damage.
>>33019020Going with this
>>33018987>>You should see the other guys.
>>33018987>Gurgle gurgle>Cough gurgle>Where’s the thing?also >>33019020
>>33019107Pretty much. So long as we don't walk around in full-demon mode and strut around like a white trash backyard MMA fighter going "YEAH I'M A HELLBORN. WHATCHYA GONNA DO, BREH?!?", things will probably be more or less ok.
>>33019107>>33019147I don't give a fuck about what may or may not be secrets. I'm just pissed that we're probably going to miss operation Landwell Hunt with Borya.
>>33018987>>No! I’m not fucking okay!
>>33018987>Where's the thing?then probably a confused pause, before>Who are you?
>>33019158Landwell hunting is too important to the Future Of The Region for us to be excused unless we're literally hospitalized, I suspect.
When we see Moriah/Ro/the rest again, we have to clarify that the soccer squad wasn't the ones that injured us, it was the fucking pool and thus does not count.>Grumble grumble not eating my jacket grumble grumble pools don't count...
>We have art class later today>88% sane and likely droppingI wonder what kind of trippy shit Sierra gonna draw.
>>33019234I agree 100%.
I dedicate this song to the nameless lackey who came closer to kill Sierra than Xanthix ever did.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1mLiBViw0U
>>33018987>Character Sheet: http://pastebin.com/rNg3Yw8m (picture included)Maybe we should add another tier below I Don't Even Tier. Call it "Probably Suicide Tier" put swimming on it.
>>33019254Snake people getting BTFO as a demon falls into a cold pit, I imagine.
>>33019107Pallid skin and darkening veins would very easily get attributed to almost drowning, as well. A rational observer would know something wasn't right, but when there's someone who almost drowned right there almost nobody is fully rational.
>>33019298I did, but I feel it deserves its own thing like this.
>>33018987So, remind me. Did one of those bitches kick us back into the water as we were struggling to get out? Because if so, that's literally all the leverage we need to not get in trouble for beating the shit out of them. Attempted murder and accessories to attempted murder means we fucking own them.>Where’s the thing?
>>33019315They didn't stand on the edge and kick us as we almost climbed out or anything like that, we grabbed the leg of the one who fell in with us as she was climbing out to try to pull ourselves to the edge and she kicked us off of her. She probably thought we were trying to drag her back into the pool, and that is a perfectly rational thing to think in the situation, so it wouldn't really help in all likelihood since we didn't even say that we can't swim or something to indicate that we needed help.
>>33019348Really? The way I read the last thread was that, as we were clawing at the edge of the pool, they literally kicked us back in.
“Fuck pools,” you say, though speaking causes you to collapse into another fit of coughing. You feel out of whack just laying curled up on the ground. You try to sit up, but it’s just not happening. You’re too shaky and weird to do anything. Whoever it is that’s with you shifts over so that they’re sitting by you, and helps prop you up. Normally you’d be not okay with anybody touching you, but the person is probably one of your friends and they’re here to help, and you’re too tired to feel anything but horrible. You remember that you were trying to claw the water to death, so you crack open an eye just enough to get a blurry look at your hands. Okay, they’re not claws - you managed to shut everything down when you were going under. Good. You glance over at your (probably) savior and make out a cameo patterned jacket. Hey, it’s Baron.You vaguely recollect why it was you were drowning in a pool in the first place. “The thing,” you say to Baron. “Where’s the thing?”“The what?” he asks
>>33019366It even said the thing about how she probably thought we were trying to drag her back in because we were grabbing her leg in the update itself.
>>33019376“The thing!” you say, more insistently this time.“I’ve got your glasses right here,” he says. You take a second to vomit up another cup or so’s worth of fluid. “The other thing,” you say, your words coming out choked.“I guess I don’t know things like you do,” he says. “Look – we need to get you to the nurse. You look really bad, as in, the bad way someone looks when they almost drown. Can you stand?”>Like hell I can! (Hard)>Listen - the sketchbook thing!>What happened?>Is Beatrice still here?>Other(?)
>>33019376Alt+S is the new lawn's tool.
>>33018987>your chest hurts like someone's been punching you like a billion times.Did we receive CPR? If we did, smart money's on it being Baron or Rowan. or Trixie
>>33019391>Listen - the sketchbook thing!
>Listen - the sketchbook thing!>What happened?
>>33019376>Hey, it’s Baron.Baron followed us to make sure we were safe when we confronted the soccer team, dove into the water after us to drag us to safety, and personally did CPR to save our life? Well, shit, he just gained some husbando points.>>33019391>Listen - the sketchbook thing!
Rolled 6>>33019391>Like hell I can! (Hard)
>>33019391>Where's the book?
>>33019391>The thing I had to [coughing fit] throw before I fell in the pool.>Listen - the sketchbook thing!
>>33019391>Listen - the sketchbook thing!>Is Beatrice still here?
>>33019391>Listen - the sketchbook thing!And this:>>33019422
>>33019391>THE SNAKE PEOPLE, BARON. WHERE ARE THE SNAKE PEOPLE?
>>33019417>Baron followed us to make sure we were safe when we confronted the soccer team, dove into the water after us to drag us to safety, and personally did CPR to save our life? Well, shit, he just gained some husbando points.I'm kinda disappointed in Rowan. I assumed she would follow us no matter what and back us up. Especially since she knows how easily irritated we can get and what happens when we reach the boiling point. This whole drowning thing could have been prevented if we weren't alone.
>>33019443>Are they still here? I'll tie their tails in a knot!
>>33019422>>33019440fuck that, let Baron princess carry us
>>33019449Man, whatever, we told her we were going to handle it ourselves, and proceeded to fuck up. Her only mistake was having faith in our ability to handle it.
>>33019422Guess we walkin out.
>>33019391>>Listen - the sketchbook thing!
>>33019422I was going to have us try to stand like a boss after we'd determined where the sketchbook was, but nice roll all the same
>>33019466lel noWe're a strong demon girl who need no man.
>>33019422Fuck that, princess carry for princess!>The sketch book thing!
>This whole drowning thing could have been prevented if we weren't alone.This whole thing could have been prevented if we listened to our friends, who all said that physically confronting Trixie was a bad idea.
>>33019505Please don't start.
>>33019486>not wanting to be carried by a hunk of a man with strong arms into the sunsetit like you don't teenage girls at all
>>33019550Sierra would definitely be resistant to the idea until it's the right moment, like right fucking now.
>>33019486We're pretty fucked up right now, standing up is a hard roll and we apparently look commensurately shit. Of course unbeknownst to Baron we're a badass half-demon so we'll probably be fine in a matter of an hour or so, but he doesn't know that.>>33019505Ideally we should have sent for a teacher while going to verbally spar in case they were just going to wreck it outright before we could get there, but people were pretty up on charging at her. The threat about Rowan never going near her if she damaged the book would have worked quite well if it had been the opening gambit, I imagine.
>>33019550Oh no, I do get it. But that man is Wolfgang,Baron feels too brotherly.
Getting laid would probably help with Sierra's stress problem.Until the inevitable breakup, which would likely send her on a who-knows-how-long murder spree following her nervous breakdown.I still really want to know who that dude we murdered following that one stress overload was, the same night we put Rowan in the hospital. The degree to which that has been completely brushed under the rug is incredibly distressing.
>>33019578Baron made outs with us during CPRs, its too late anon
>>33019578>Moriah's hot, dashing, successful, good-looking, funny, helpful, hot older brotherFor sure.
>>33019600Don't you fucking say that!You just... you don't say things like that, man.
>>33019600Actual CPR doesn't feature mouth-to-mouth anymore, actually, so that's probably wrong.
>>33019608Dude he's in COLLEGE. Means he's, like, super smart and shit yo.
>>33019588I've been kind of expecting that to turn up again at some point of high tension, but the way it's vanished does make me wonder about how the police deal with being told to ignore a bloody murder.
>>33019610[Spoiler]our lips touched[/spoiler]
>>33019624> Implying Baron didn't kiss us before doing CPR
>>33019625Definitely. Add smart to the list, somewhere between 'hot' and 'hot.' Seriously, dude seems like the full package, if he turns out to be into us.
>>33019588>I still really want to know who that dude we murdered following that one stress overload was, the same night we put Rowan in the hospital. The degree to which that has been completely brushed under the rug is incredibly distressing.Don't worry about it, Anon. I'm sure Languid will have the police come along and arrest Sierra for murder when it's dramatically appropriate.
>>33019624CPR or not, he was likely trying to force some air into Sierra's lungs and that requires mouth-to-mouth.Not sure why he was giving heart massage though, unless our heart stopped.
>>33019600Damn, we're practically married now. We'll have to make sure that Baron takes the responsibility.Actually Wolfgang doesn't sound that bad either>>33019638I guess Baron's "secret" which we made him tell us is worse than worthless now
>>33019624It actually depends on the trainer, you can still do mouth to mouth people just don't like to
>>33019651>Not sure why he was giving heart massage though, unless our heart stopped.He was trying to force the water out of our lungs. Which is what you actually do when someone's drowned, not blow air down their throat.
>>33019600>>33019663More like RUINED for marriage!
>>33019625And also way older than us>>33019624Depends on the situation, and on your level of training I think. They removed it from the standard advice since most people got it wrong and either did nothing useful when they could have kept pumping the chest, or actually caused damage.
>>33019600If he tried, then we just threw up in his mouth.
>>33019667Man, my first aid is so outdated it hurts. Hurts whoever I help, that is! Hahhadasdasdas
>>33019679We also ruined him for marriage
>>33019678Not that much older. He graduated a year ahead of us, and is currently a college freshman.
>>33019679>>33019699Inb4 we envenomated him while he was giving mouth to mouth. that'll sink a ship
>>33019678>And also way older than usOnly a year or two. That said, I'm not sure if that would qualify a relationship between them as 'statutory rape.'
>>33019730The venom seems to be a conscious act only, fortunately.Which makes sense for the continued survival of demons in general I guess.
Guys, we don't need to pick and choose husbandos. When we're Empress of Hell we'll be able to have all of them in our harem.
>>33019737Isn't Sierra like almost eighteen? Most age of consent laws in states stop past sixteen. So long as Wolfgang isn't super old, it's probably fine
>>33019730>>33019754Yeah, unless we started gnawing on his face while he was breathing life into us, he's safe.
>>33019737>>33019782>implying we wont save ourself for marriage>implying we a slut
>>33019782Statutory rape in California is below 16 years of age. So, we're good.
>>33019766...e-even Daniel Radcliffe?
>>33019803>implying having sex once in a while is slutting
“Listen,” you order. “The sketchbook thing. That’s the thing,” you say, trying to force your eyes open. You’re just not seeing anything useful right now.“Worry about it later,” says Baron. “Are you okay to stand?”At the suggestion, you realize that yes, you’re okay to stand. You’ve been standing all your life, and you’re damn good at it. “What the hell kind of… question is that?” you ask, squinting over at him. Baron gives a chuckle that’s more out of relief than humor. “You sound like you’re okay then,” he says. He forks over your glasses and you attempt to put them on your face. It takes a couple tries, but it eventually works out. “Let’s go,” says Baron, rising up beside you. While you get up, you kind of cheat a little bit (a lot) by using him for both balance and support. When you’re on your feet, Baron puts one of your arms around his shoulders, and he gets an arm around your side, and you start going, all without very much input from you. You look around for a second, and find the gym abandoned. “Where’d they go?” you ask. “Booked it sometime after I pulled you out,” says Baron, starting to lead you off. “I wasn’t really paying attention. What happened? Some of those girls were messed up. Did you get knocked out?”>Man, it’s a pretty cool story, actually.>I’d rather not talk about it. >Why’s Rowan not with you?>That must be it. Got knocked out.>One of them pushed me in.>I uh. Kind of fell in.>I can’t swim.>Other (?)
>>33019814Especially Daniel Radcliffe.
>>33019814Tape him to the ceiling over our bed instead of some silly poster
>>33019814Especially Radcliffe. We can even roleplay! He can wear our glasses while he wields his wand
>>33019844>I can’t swim.And then demand a new secret from him, as payment for one of ours.
>>33019844>I uh. Kind of fell in.>I can’t swim.
>>33019814Daniel Radcliffe looks like a strung out junkie. Matthew Lewis, the dude who played Neville Longbottom, is, however, a beautiful man indeed.
>>33019844>>I was kicking their asses easy but uh. I Kind of fell in. I can't swim...Anyway I need to find that notebook before we do anything else.
>>33019844>>I can’t swim.We are quickly running out of secrets.
>>33019844Search around for the sketch book.
>>33019844>I can’t swim.>Other: And no, I'm not too keen on learning either [Kind of should though].>Why’s Rowan not with you?In that order.
>>33019844>I can’t swim.
>>33019893We still got a few BIG ones. And who knows how many more are hiding under our sanity covered repressed memories
>>33019844>Yes, but not by them. By the pool.>Seriously though where's the book
>>33019885>Daniel Radcliffe looks like a strung out junkie.YessssShort, dark, and mysterious.
>>33019898Actually, change>Why’s Rowan not with you?to>Where's Rowan?
>>33019867>And then demand a new secret from him, as payment for one of ours.For sure. That's what he gets for turning secrets into a transaction.
>>33019844>One of them pushed me in.>I uh. Kind of fell in.>I can’t swim.Didn't one of them try to shove us in, and we almost but didn't quite dodge?Anyway, what kicked it off was them about to drop the sketchbook, and the fight happened when we were trying to lunge for it through them before it could go in.
>>33019844>>33019867This is too funny, lets roll with it
>>33019844>I uh. Kind of fell in.
>>33019844>I can’t swim."And now you owe me another secret."
>>33019844>I uh. Kind of fell in.>I can’t swim.And if you offer to teach me I'll punch you.
>>33019867Yes, this, before>>33019898
>>33019885>Daniel Radcliffe looks like a strung out junkieWell, he is trying to distance himself from his Harry Potter days. Might be rather depressing knowing that you shall forever be known as a particular character when you just want to continue a career.
>>33019844>Man, it’s a pretty cool story, actually.>That must be it. Got knocked out.>I can’t swim.Basically they suck and sucker punched us
>>33019867This is a very good idea!
>>33019898>>Other: And no, I'm not too keen on learning either [Kind of should though].>not wanting Baron/Wolfagan/[Your Husbandu] coach us to swim being uncomfortably/arousingly close to each other while wearing only swim clothing
>>33020026Well, when you put it that way...
>>33020026Implying sierra could be anywhere near physically close to someone when she isn't stressed to the point of exhaustion
>>33020026On second thought...
>>33020054We just to swim a lot then. And Sierra is okay with physical contact if she initiates it
>>33020026>HusbanduYou fucked up
>>33020132>correcting Husbandu>not correcting WolfaganYou fucked up.
>>33020180>implying Wolfgang is more important than husbandos
“Not by one of them,” you say. “By the pool.” You exit the gym. Between you looking probably like a wet cat and Baron’s shoes sloshing with every step, your passage turns pretty much everybody’s head. “I kind of fell in and I uh… I can’t swim,” you finish lamely. “Your turn.”“For what?” Baron asks, not following.“That’s another secret,” you say weakly. “Pay up.”“Are you really doing this right now?”Your gaze falls to the ground, and you just kind of watch as the tiles slip by beneath you. “Are you really trying… to get out of it right now?”“Give me a second, I’ll try to get a good one,” he says. The two of you walk on for a minute. An idea occurs to him. “This should make up for the last one being bad,” Baron says wryly. “I write fan fiction.”You laugh, which isn’t really within your air budget. You start coughing again. You’ll have to give Baron hell for that later. “’s a good one,” you say. You still have stuff you need to know about what’s up now, though. “Where’d Ro get to?”“She didn’t want to get in your way,” says Baron. “Thought you’d be pissed. I don’t know what she was thinking – or what you were thinking either. You just can’t fight a million people at the same time,” he says. “You’re not Liam Neeson.”You scowl. “Well I doing just fine ‘til the pool showed up,” you say. “I’m more like Bruce Willis in Unbreakable, I guess.”
>>33020357“I suppose that makes sense. Well next time, check for environmental hazards themed to your weakness,” Baron replies, smirking.--You’re sitting in the nurse’s office with Baron nearby. The bell rang a while ago, but he’s stayed around chatting with you, which is pretty okay, because that keeps you from dwelling on the fact you almost died. You’re done with school for the day. Your stuff’s all wet and you are not in the mood for it. Which is why Cassandra’s here to pick you up.Cass walks into the room with a bag with some of your stuff stuffed into it. That’s good – you could go for some clothes that don’t smell like chlorine. She drops the bag on the table next to you and leans over to give you a closer look, ignoring Baron’s presence for the time being. “The office called me about what happened,” she says. “Are you okay?”>Uh. No? That’s why you’re here?>Well I’m not dead, so that’s something. >Thanks for coming down.>Can I borrow your phone? Ours are kind of destroyed right now.>Can I like, sue Beatrice? Because I want to.>Never let anyone play soccer ever again.>Other (?)
The lawn has claimed him.> Lawnguid ded
>>33020374>Well, I'm not dead, so that's something
>>33020374>Thanks for coming down.>Can I borrow your phone? Ours are kind of destroyed right now.
>>33020374>Thanks for coming down.>Sorry.
>>33020374>Well I’m not dead, so that’s something. >Thanks for coming down.
>>33020374>Well I’m not dead, so that’s something. >Thanks for coming down.>Never let anyone play soccer ever again.
>>33020374>Well I’m not dead, so that’s something. >Thanks for coming down.Maybe schedule some swimming lessons. Or invest in floaties.
>>33020374>other(I hate pools.)
>>33020374>Well I’m not dead, so that’s something.>Thanks for coming down.>Can I like, sue Beatrice? Because I want to.At the very least what she was doing counts as endangerment, by aggressively provoking someone in a hazardous location. Fights at poolsides are actually pretty srs bznss because slippery, hard pool edge, and drowning.We better find out what happened to that sketchbook and so forth soon. Also thank Baron for the whole lifesaving and sticking with us.
>>33020374>Other (?)"Look, I know I got issues, but Trixie.... Trixie is madder than a sack of rats."
>>33020374>Well I'm not dead, so that's something. >Thanks for coming down.
>>33020374>Other (?)>I need to find a sketch book.
>>33020374>>Other (?)You should see the other girls.
>>33020374>Well I’m not dead, so that’s something.
>>33020413Electronics are surprisingly tough, there's a decent chance it'll turn on again if we flush it with filtered water and dry it out properly. They usually switch off fast enough to survive in response to a water short.
>>33020374>>Thanks for coming down.
>>33020374>>Well I’m not dead, so that’s something.I might have missed it but we didn't find the sketchbook?
>>33020484We tossed it away when we fell into the pool.
>>33020441Yeah, we really need to flag this up. She was threatening to destroy the property of a friend of a friend of Rowan so that she would... start playing soccer with them again, instead of staying well the fuck away from the psychopath.She is bugfuck insane, that is evil underpants gnomes levels of stupid.
>>33020515Sketchbook didn't have any thing to do with h rowan. She's just a standard highschool clique leader- she doesn't like losing face and intimidation and bullying are par for the course.
>>33020374>Tell Baron that we threw the sketchbook before we fell in and if he could get hat to Moriah, then that would be awesome.
>>33020374>Thanks for coming down.>Well I’m not dead, so that’s something. >Never let anyone play soccer ever again.
>>33020571this as well
>>33020571This, if it seems that Cassandra wants to talk to us alone.
>>33020357Okay, I am just reading this but we left the gym without looking for the sketchbook... What the fuck?
>>33020357>“I write fan fiction.”He would totally fit in with the Crowthers.
>>33020557Oh yes it did. We asked her why the hell she was doing all this and why she took the sketchbook, and she started gibbering about how Rowan was BORN TO PLAY SOCCER with a mad gleam in her eye. She flickered when we pointed out this stunt would drive Ro further away.She was pressuring Rowan to get her to play again, to no avail. She tried to pressure us to extort Rowan. And then when it still didn't work, she went after our friend to extort us, presumably in the hope that we'd ask Rowan to play and that she'd listen to us despite ignoring Trixie. It's basically a retarded fetch quest of attempted coercion.
>>33020441All of this, something is not right with this girl if she's willing to go this far to bully Rowan into rejoining when a normal bully might've just acted like a passive shit if they met someone who physically resisted them
>>33020651>>33020374Okay i read it and it's still not too late.>Go back and look for the damned thing like we should've done before walking away.also>Well I’m not dead, so that’s something. >Thanks for coming down.
>>33020476Yeah, filter it, then throw it in a bag of dry rice. Usually does an okay job of drying it out
>>33020651We were fucked up to the point that standing up and not faceplanting had a DC of under 10. We probably could have gotten Baron to fetch the thing before leaving if we'd voted to make a bigger deal of it and say nothing else, but we didn't.
>>33020653Baron will roll up a sassy R2 unit, to counterbalance Mr. Crowther's super srs droid
>>33020719If you are fine enough to ask for him to look for it a couple of times, then stand up and walk away even with support, you sure as hell good enough to look around with him for the book.
>>33020357>"You’re not Liam Neeson.”>"Oh I don't know, I do a good reedition of his Taken speech. Strangely though I always talk about lawn and questmaster, I can't help it."
>>33020357Baron's other secret? He posts on /lit/
>>33020856-500 points with [Sierra]. [Sierra] now detests you.
>>33020891More like>"Nigga what the fuck is /lit/?">Goes home and checks it outTHEN is the part where the point loss happens
>>33020891>>33020977>imlying Sierra is too cool for /lit/You realize it is Sierra right? She is an autistic fuck by any standards.
“Well I’m not dead, so that’s something there,” you say flatly.“I take that as a yes,” says Cassandra, shaking her head in a kind of motherly, I know what you mean kind of way.Baron stands up out of his chair. “Sierra’s pretty much fine now. You should have seen her when I fished her out though,” he says. “She looked like a corpse.”Cass steps over to Baron and gives him a brief, tight hug. “Thank you,” she says.While you don’t like hugs yourself, vicarious displays of affection on your behalf are hardly any better. “Quit that,” you say, slightly disturbed.Baron smiles uncomfortably. “Uh. Yeah, all in a day’s work and all that rubbish,” he says, finagling his way out of Cassandra’s grip.“Just so you know,” you tell Cassandra, “they deserved it. And like, thanks for coming down and stuff too. I mean, it’s… sorry to make you come down.”Cass laughs. “I’m just glad you’re fine. Don’t worry about it.”You remember something that does have you worrying. “Baron, the thing’s still in the gym, right?”
>>33021114“I told you, it wasn’t there,” says Baron.“You said you didn’t see it,” you correct him.He’s quick to elaborate. “I didn’t see it because it wasn’t there,” he replies. “Just go with Ro’s mom and get better, okay? We can track down Beatrice’s buddies and have them all expelled later. We’ll get Moriah’s thing back then if they took it.”You don’t like leaving it at that, but it looks like you’re going to be leaving it at that. “Well,” you begin.Baron interrupts you, speaking in a phony robotic voice. “I am going to leave now. Goodbye.”You begrudgingly allow him to escape.---You’re laying back in the side seat of the convertible in a dry change of clothes. The roof’s up, which is fine, because you don’t feel like wind in your hair right now. Using Cassandra's phone, you’ve already texted kind of your situation to Moriah and Rowan. Hopefully the heads up will make it so they’re not floored by it when kids start spreading rumors about it during class.“Do you think you’re strong enough to go landwell hunting with Borislav today?” Cassandra asks from next to you.You have been reduced to jelly by your recent experiences, but this seems like something important you should do.>What, he’s rolling around at like, two or something, right? >I’ll be good to go if I lay down for a couple hours.>I really don’t trust myself doing anything for the rest of the day.>Other (?)
>>33021153>>What, he’s rolling around at like, two or something, right? >>I’ll be good to go if I lay down for a couple hours.
>>33021153>If I don't have to get into any serious fights, it should be fine. Maybe I should lay down for a little bit first though.
>>33021153>I’ll be good to go if I lay down for a couple hours.>Do I get permission to snag the well if we find it? Cause that would be one hell of a pick me up.
>>33021153>I’ll be good to go if I lay down for a couple hours.Just a quick nap. We can't miss our chance to bond with best husbando.
>>33021153>What, he’s rolling around at like, two or something, right? >This shit's important. You couldn't drag me away.
>>33021153>>I’ll be good to go if I lay down for a couple hours.'s'fine.
>>33021114Seems like Baron saw Sierra without skin glamor.>>33021153>I’ll be good to go if I lay down for a couple hours.>Other: Gotta catch 'em all.
>>33021114Sierra, get over yourself, they ain't hugging you and Baron saved your life you sperg
>>33021153>I'll be good to go if I lay down for a couple of hours.
>>33021205Borislav's like an uncle you deviant.
>>33021200I think they expect us to claim any landwells we find because that makes them unusable to Meckor.
>>33021153>Yeah, it'll take my mind of things
>>33021153>What, he’s rolling around at like, two or something, right?>I’ll be good to go if I lay down for a couple hours.Maybe some meditation as well.
>>33021264You double deviant!
>>33021153>What, he’s rolling around at like, two or something, right?
>>33021254This is /tg/. That kind of deviancy is practically vanilla around here.
>>33021262How much stress did we take the last time we claimed a well? I don't remember exactly but it was a shitload. It's probably a bad Idea to tangle with an unclaimed well today.
>>33021291Noooo, Sierra's pure like freshly fallen snow!
>>33021291Mostly cuz /d/ itself is just around the corner
>>33021313...or a corpse?
>>33021153Get some sleep, maybe meditate a bit, do some wholesome shit before we go out.
>>33021312Seems like we went over the threshold but didn't explode into rage and fury. [Exhausted] usually follows maxed our stress.
>>33021312We'll recover from almost-drowning pretty quickly. The exhaustion and stress it causes are mostly down to hypoxia, which gets fixed pretty quickly by just breathing. The rest is largely strain to your lungs and intercostals etc., but given how Sierra heals from actual wounds that will be trivial.
>>33021341Because we rolled well to stay calm probably.If nothing else, we didn't let things turn into a bloodbath.
>>33021312Eh, the stress last time was more because we had no idea what was going on.I can't imagine a flood of power and energy is going to shock or terrify her a second time.If anything, she'd be excited to see if her horns get bigger or something.
>>33021153>I’ll be good to go if I lay down for a couple hours.>This might sound a bit fucked up, but can we stop by a butcher's shop and see if they have some fresh-ish blood or something.
>>33021410Yeah, that's what I was thinking too.Though I always considered berserking to be Sierra's body's or whatever's way of making sure she doesn't literally explode.
>>33021420I'm hoping for a tail. Or wings.
>>33021425>Comfort eatingI can get behind it. No idea how much good it will do, though.
>>33021425Sure why not
>Claws: Sierra's hands and forearms distort into cracked, blackened boney flesh, and her fingers taper off into elongated claws, at will. These claws are razor sharp, and capable of cutting through many types of material. Damage: 1+3d2, Cost: 0 PP (Take one turn to come out or go back in), Type: Slashing, Range: Touch, Stress Sensitive [IN]Huh. I remember that these used to be [Mix] before this thread. I remember Harvey also saying how since they're black instead of red, that was an indication of the Belphegoran blood, so I don't really see why they're suddenly re-classed as pure infernus.
>>33020825Oh god I remember posting that.
>>33021509They changed to black after enough points were invested into the Verwelken abilities. They used to be more fiery and shit.
>>33021551No they didn't. They were black when we only had one ability from each class.
>>33021565Ah man, right you are. In the very first thread it's said they're black. Welp!
>>33021551>>33021565First thread. It talks about how our claws are black while Trevon has red claws.http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31933457/#p31940230And they were still black when we were talking to Harvey/the Hallows about stuff and at that point, Verwelkan was actually our least had power class.Our claws have always been black. No other color.
The claws themselves are infernus but our whole color scheme is pale skin, black veins/eyes/claws/hair thanks to verwelkian I assume
>Baron gave us mouth to mouthHuehuehue
>>33021690>We were his first kiss
>>33021677Possibly.I wonder how our appearance would change if were to go Belphegoran?
>>33021677The black sclera are Verwelken, but the pale skin I think is a mix of Belphegoran and Verwelkan since it does say [Mix] for that. Also Harvey/Isaac did say that us having black claws most likely pointed to Infernus+Belphegoran mix before we knew anything about this stuff.
>>33021703>I wonder how our appearance would change if were to go Belphegoran?We have >Mix: 9>Inf: 6>Bel: 3>Ver: 4Of the mix powers, the fangs seem to be predominately Belphegoran with some Verwelkan The Unnatural Countenance seems to be mostly Belphegoran and Verwelkan, but I can't really guess at the mix. I would guess that it's more Belph. if only because pale corpse=vampire and the pure black lines seem to be the Ver. part and the pale is more dominant than the black.Horns seem to be mostly an Infernus thing, maybe with a bit of Verwelkan, but I'd still call them 80+% Inf.Blood Taste is going to be mostly Infernus and Belphegoran. We know that Belphs are the 'vampires', but Inferni also do blood stuff so I'll just call this one 50/50. Maybe 60/40 favoring Inf. since they seem to actually have most of the blood-related powers we can get.Passive Regen seems to be something that all demons have. We saw that Belpegorans have it, so this one is probably a 3-way tie. Could argue that it miiiight be more Infernus since they have the better regen abilities, but I think that the shitty base level is a universal demon thing.Anyway, the point is that Infernus is our more heavily invested in side, but things are really rather closely balanced once you account for the natures of the mixed powers.
“Well he’s like, coming by after school, right?” you ask.“Around two,” Cass says.“I’ll be good to go if just lie down till then,” you say, kind of to yourself. “This is like, top tier crap.” Plus, you can’t help but think it would be pretty awesome to pick up another landwell.Cassandra accepts your decision with a nod. She’s probably all over the sacrifice personal comfort for communal safety bandwagon. --There’s a knock at your door, and you turn in bed. Your lie down for a second must have turned into fall asleep for a few hours deal. You blink blearily and sit up, your hair a mess.“Borislav’s here,” says Cassandra through the door. You trip over yourself as you go over and open up for her. “I’ll uh, be down in a second,” you say.“Don’t forget your sword,” Cass tells you, turning and leaving. You take a minute to get your contacts in and grab your battle gear, which is mostly Zelathis Lightning Sword in its sheath, though you’re sure to yank your .45 Ruger from your backpack because guns work, no matter how cool doing other stuff is.You tromp down the stairs in a black, long sleeved shirt, a dark pair of jeans, and your tennis shoes, which you’ll need for running around and stuff if you need to run around and stuff. You wear a light jacket over top to conceal your shoulder holster, because the last thing you want is for Isaac to say ‘I told you so’ when you get arrested for not being careful about flashing weapons at people.
>>33021937>“Don’t forget your sword,” Cass tells you, turning and leaving.I love this family.
>>33021937The sword sheath though, nobody takes swords seriously nowadays so anyone would probably write it off as a joke or something.Stress: 35/100Sanity: 89/100HP: 25/25PP: 25/25Zelathis Charge: 5/5Business: serious/10You come out and find Borislav and Cass at the table, with Borya eating some leftovers of last night’s mac and cheese, ground beef and tomatoes concoction.“Here she is now,” says Cass, looking back at you.Borya waves in greeting. “Hello!” he says through a mouthful of food. He’s wearing a pair of cargo shorts and a bright yellow adidas runner’s jacket. He looks like he shaved maybe like, a week ago. A rough green duffel bag sits by his side.“Privyet Borya,” you say, walking over and smiling in spite of yourself. “You are ready?” he asks.“Da.”“Good. Let us go,” he says. “Spasiba za yedu, Cassandra,” he says, standing and flashing her the okay sign. “Very tasty.”“You’re welcome any time, Borislav. Call me or Isaac if you find anything,” she instructs you.“Obyazatelno,” Borislav agrees, picking up his bag.You’ve got one question before you go. “Do I have permission to snag the landwell if we find it?”“If you can,” says Cass. “But not if it’s dangerous.”“Got it,” you say.
>>33021937You and Borya head out to his awaiting truck. You’re pleased to find he’s already moved his huge accordion into the back to accommodate your passage. More surprisingly, though, the old truck looks like it’s been washed recently. And by recently, you mean maybe a week or so ago.You both pop in and start going places.“We drive,” says Borislav, “pekah… eh. How is said pekah on English? Or, how do you say pekah?”This is a good question. “Uh….”>Effective communication. (Dice)>So, we like, drive down every street till I get a hit?>How long do you think we’ll be going around?>So Borislav, tell me about yourself. You uh. Drink vodka or drive tanks or anything?>Other (?)
Rolled 13>>33021970>Effective communication. (Dice)
>>33021970>>Effective communication. (Dice)>>So, we like, drive down every street till I get a hit?
Rolled 28>>33021970>Effective communication. (Dice)>So, we like, drive down every street till I get a hit?>So Borislav, tell me about yourself. You uh. Drink vodka or drive tanks or anything?
Rolled 70>>33021970>Effective communication. (Dice)
>>33021970>Effective communication. (Dice)>So, we like, drive down every street till I get a hit?>How long do you think we’ll be going around?>So Borislav, tell me about yourself. You uh. Drink vodka or drive tanks or anything?
Rolled 35>>33021970>pekahPecans? Google is telling me that he either wants pecans or he wants some dead Israeli guy.
>>33021957is the >Business: serious/10a new thing that i missed ? and what dose it mean ?
Rolled 40>>33021978>>33021983>>33021988Not bad guys, not bad at all.
Rolled 21>>33021970>Effective communication. (Dice)>So, we like, drive down every street till I get a hit?
Rolled 64>>33021970>Effective communication. (Dice)>So Borislav, tell me about yourself. You uh. Drink vodka or drive tanks or anything?Does Languid really know Russian or is he just Google Translating this shit?
>>33022003It's a joke, probably. Sierra is a bit of a joker and Languid likes to have fun with things, as you could probably tell from how things are worded on the character sheet.
Rolled 3>>33022003It means our business is super serial
>>33021970>Effective communication. (Dice)>So, we like drive down every street till I get a hit?
>>33022027>>33022028yeah sure i know but when Sanity was first introduced i thought it was a bit un-serious to, but now its very important
>>33021970>Effective communication. (Dice)>OtherSo Borri, how did you become a Druid? How was it like in your homeland being one? Did the USSR use you as a paranatural super soldier and create bear sized AKs for you?
So when are we gonna pick up a stupid big revolver? It would probably help when the things we fight are mostly demons that can take dozens of shots to the face from normal guns.
>>33022074And the transformation to Hellgirl is complete.
>>33021970how dose our sanity work exactly (do we know)?i mean is it like "don't starve" (the game) where the "shadow monsters" become more and more real the more sanity we lose or something like that ?
>>33022021Я руский язык достаточно хорошо знаю.Now quit asking questions.
>>33022071>Custom bear operated KalashinkovI never knew I wanted this, but now I do so much.
>>33022106We don't currently know how the mechanic works, but from what we can infer it makes our perception of reality a bit wonky (for instance we thought Trixie and her goons were people made of snakes)
>>33022123second third and forth !
>>33022106It doesn't seem to be a massively critical resource that we can't afford to lose at all, given that some of the abilities use it as a resource like PP and it regens fairly quickly. So far, dropping to the low 80s has only resulted in screaming at Trixy that she's an evil snake person instead of just keeping the crazy thought to ourself. So long as it doesn't dip below 50, we'll likely be able to function normally. Yes, this is all just speculation, but we've yet to see anything to the contrary, so this is what I'm going to go with when I have to make decisions about san-related things.
>>33022114Wow, no need to insult! I was just asking a question!
>>33022123This is now a thing that will happen.
>>33022181Quit asking them, Languid demands it!
>>33022164>>33022175i kinda feel that we should try to find a way to actively reg sanity, we'll prolly have need of it at some point, especial if we invent into the vel tree (with i personally think is by far the most awesome)
>>33022234As long as it's IC.
You know what would be a cool ability to have? being able to see enemy PP reserves. Probably a thing in the Belphegoran tree.
>>33022223ALL HAIL LANGUID, THE MIGHTY GOD OF ALL GARDENERS
>>33022234Well, meditation, drawing, playing with our dog, running and hanging out with our friends seems to help with stress, and over a period of time our sanity heals too so maybe we could some of that shit when we're done landwell huntin'?
>>33022234Interacting with friends and doing relaxing stuff during our down time. That's what we do for it.Just hang out with Ro and Moriah and maybe Baron since he cool now and it'll be fine.
>>33021970We are taking Reeber right? It would be dumb not to.
>>33022296Why wouldn't we?
>>33022296Inb4 Reeber claims the landwell
>>33021957question - is it possible that a landwell could clobber our shit and then not accept us? or do we just get thrown around erry time?
>>33022478that would be awful and awesome at the same time.
>>33022478>>33022554giant awesome overcharged hell hound
Wait. This was on last week’s vocab test. You know this one. “While?” you say. “Or are you like, Pekah ni or whatever, because that’s like, until, isn’t it?”“Ah yes,” says Borislav. “We drive until… nahodeim landwell.”You nod. “Yeah, that’s about what I was thinking,” you say. Whatever, Reeber’ll enjoy the drive, he’s in the back freaking out right now. You guess dogwalker was more of a walker kind of guy rather than a driver kind of guy.You drive on for a bit. With Borislav’s no holds barred driving style, you definitely feel like you’re living on the edge without a seatbelt. You’re careful to keep your feelers out there for any wonky nature crap, though everything’s pretty normal for a while.You’re pretty sure you’d be able to pick up the landwell if you got within a block or so of it, if it’s anything like the one in Muir Woods, so you figure you may as well chat up your chauffer. It’s not everyday you get to talk to Borislav bear transformer. Bearformer? No, that’s pushing it.“So Borya,” you begin, “why are you so… I don’t know. Russian?”“Because I am from Russia,” he replies.
>>33022764You give him a hard look, and he laughs heartily at your expense. “Okay, dumb question,” you admit. “But like, why’d you come here? I mean, yeah, big trees and you’re a druid. But don’t they have like, magic trees and stuff where you’re from?”Boris gives you an uncomprehending look, and you spend a minute or so trying to break down your question into understandable bits. Eventually you get the point across.“In mother country, many people say, better in America,” says Borislav. “I say is not… eh. Tot zhe. Or. Odinakovui?”“Not the same?” you ask.“Yes,” says Borya. “Is not same. I cannot say one is better. Is razni. Different.”“Well why’d you come, then?”“Is eh… Isaac’s price,” he explains. You furrow your brow. What does that mean, exactly?>So, you kind of didn’t want to come here?>Isaac’s price? Like, you’re here for him?>What’s Isaac doing for you then?>Well is it like, good different or bad different?>Other (?)
>>33022775>What’s Isaac doing for you then?>Well is it like, good different or bad different?
>>33022775> how/where do you Isaac (from)
Rolled 44>>33022775>Isaac’s price? Like, you’re here for him?>What’s Isaac doing for you then?
Rolled 81>>33022775>Isaac’s price? Like, you’re here for him?>So, you kind of didn’t want to come here?
>>33022775>Well is it like, good different or bad different?>Isaac’s price? Like, you’re here for him?>What’s Isaac doing for you then?
>>33022775>Isaac’s price? Like, you’re here for him?
Rolled 15>>33022775>Isaac’s price? Like, you’re here for him?>What’s Isaac doing for you then?
>>33022775>So, you kind of didn’t want to come here?>What’s Isaac doing for you then?
>>33022775>Isaac’s price? Like, you’re here for him?>What’s Isaac doing for you then?
>>33022775>Isaac’s price? Like, you’re here for him?>What’s Isaac doing for you then?Isaac saved your life or something and now you owe him a life debt eh Chewbacca?
Also, off-topic but what are we gonna do to pay Baron back for saving our life?No, this is not a husbando thing, this is paying a debt.He saved our skinny half-demon ass, now we owe him a debt.Do we do something specific or just tell him we owe him and let him collect when he needs us?Though we will of course specify no lewd favours
>>33023130Set him up with Moriah
>>33023130We should date him. He clearly have a crush on Sierra.
>>33023130Maybe produce a nice drawing of him heroically saving us. Or something else, if somebody has a glorious idea. Or treat him to a meal.But, of course, only use this as a means for the message: 'I owe you'. because, honestly, both would be quite pitiful for him saving our ass, so there's that. But I think it'd be a nice payback of the first rate.
>>33023205>Or treat him to a meal.Would he not mistake that for a date?
>>33023204We don't give him a date as a reward, but we could do something that accidentally turns into a date
>>33023233You know, a meal in, like something small and cheap, or a café or something, not to a full-blown restaurant. More an opportunity to say thanks than saying thanks in itself.
>>33023269>>33023252And then it turns into a date somehow?
>>33023233Treat him to a meal as in "I'll treat you to burritos as thanks", not, "I want to try out this awesome recipe, want to come over?"
should we make it clear that it's just as a thank you or will we go the evil route and not clarify if it's a date or not?
I think our Halloween costume got ruined if Baron fished us out of the pool and the Unnatural Countenance was happening, since he did say we looked like a corpse when he fished us out of the pool.
>>33023130never leave an open debt
>>33023333Well, but almost drowning also does that. You know, to a normal person. So that might be the reason, too.
>>33023333Hmmmm>Halloween>Repaying a debt>BaronI'm trying to put this together somehow
>>33023405We make some spaghetti for Baron, and try to give it to him Halloween but then trip and spill all the spaghetti
>>33023436on his nice costume ?! ohhh nooo's
>inb4 Baron had the same idea we did and shows up to the Halloween thing party in some sort of magicy form thing.
“You’re here to pay him back or something,” you say, making your observation verbal. “Like, to help Isaac fight demons and do Marshal stuff. Right?”Borislav nods. “I am Deputy Marshal of San Fransisco,” he says. He probably says this line a lot, given how confident he is when he says it.You’re guessing this is in more of an official capacity than your meager deputation is. “So you’re the big man’s wingman,” you say. “Cool deal.”Borislav smiles brightly. “Cool deal,” he repeats. Then he laughs. “You are fun girl, okay dyevooshka?”“Yeah, like, that’s what they all say,” you say, trying not to smile or giggle or whatever. (-2 Stress: 33/100) “So… if you’re paying back Isaac, what’d he do? He like, save your life or like, I don’t know, like. I don’t know?”“Isaac is cool deal also,” Borislav says. “He is friend of dyedooshka moi.”“So, Isaac was pals with grandpa Zerevskii, eh?” you say aloud.
>>33023643“Yes. Grampa is big hero,” Borya says, visually displeased with how his vocabulary is limiting him. “Very big hero,” he says again, trying to make it sound more important. “And when I am child, Isaac… this good friend of hero dyed help family. I see such good friends,” he says intensely. Then Boris shrugs. “Maybe is how I am good person, too? So this is why I am happy to help Isaac, you understand?”Uh. Do you?>Not really.>Wait. So, Isaac helped your family when you were a kid? >What kind of hero is your grampa?>Is your grampa a druid or like, a wizard or something like you are?>Why was your grampa friends with like, a twenty year old American guy anyway? They fight demons together or something?>Other (?)
>>33023594>Baron talks to Rowan to get ideas about what sort of things we like, she jokes we're into demons>He turns up dressed as HellboyNot sure if sweet, or pathetic
>>33023663>Wait. So, Isaac helped your family when you were a kid?>What kind of hero is your grampa?
>>33023664You misspelled awesome.
>>33023663>>What kind of hero is your grampa?>>Is your grampa a druid or like, a wizard or something like you are?
>>33023663>I think so.>Wait. So, Isaac helped your family when you were a kid?>Why was your grampa friends with like, a twenty year old American guy anyway? They fight demons together or something?
>>33023663>Wait. So, Isaac helped your family when you were a kid?I'm starting to think that Isaac is actually a lot older than he looks.
Rolled 99>>33023663>Why was your grampa friends with like, a twenty year old American guy anyway? They fight demons together or something?
>>33023690This. I think we would understand, a leetle. I mean, we're trying to be good to and we're doing it based on the people around us
>inb4 he was a hero in the Communist revolution or something
Rolled 48>>33023663Rolling because of this>33023694
>>33023663>What kind of a hero is your grampa?>Is your grampa a druid or like, a wizard or something like you are?
>>33023754He fought in WW2, you know. The Specialist Druidic Platoon. He fought the advance of the Nazis and their zombified stormtroopers and infernomancers.
>the Communists attacked religion in an effort to root out the order of paladin loyalists opposed to their revolution
>>33023928So, which one is the grandpa in that picture?
do you guys think that boris likes to get high on jet fuel?
>>33023990He makes his own brand of Vodka from brake fluid, like Vaz from The Boys
>>33023956Soviets had an aerial force known as the Night Witcheshttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_Witches
“I think so,” you say. That’s pretty much what you’re doing. Kind of. Like, you didn’t really thinking about being the hero until a real hero showed up and was like, let’s fight the demons, Sierra. “What kind of hero was your dyedooshka, anyway? Like, what did he do?”Borislav tries to put it to words for a minute, with your assistance in getting certain words down. “He is good soldier,” says Borya. “He fight fascists and defend Russia.”“That’s way cool,” you say. “Your grampa fought in World War Two?” “Yes,” says Boris.Oh no. Ohhh no, you think to yourself. “D-did. Did he um. Oh man,” you say, a smile threatening to tear your face in half. “Did your grampa turn into a bear too?”“What you say?” asks Borya.“Your grampa do this?” you ask, pantomiming bear claws. “Of course!” Borislav exclaims, laughing as if that should have been assumed from the start.Borislav’s grandpa turned into a communist bear and fought Nazis. (-10 Stress: 23/100)“But,” says Borislav suddenly, and very seriously, “he is not communist. Understand?”“Uh,” you say. “Right.” Okay, minus communist. Still. Russian bears fighting Nazis. It is too good and it is too true. “So like, what your druid dyed doing running around with twenty-year old Isaac, anyway? He like, teach Isaac how to fight demons in the 80’s or something?”
>>33024392Borislav doesn’t seem to understand your question, so you spend some time going through clause by clause. Finally, he gets it, and wags a finger at you. “No no no,” he says clearly. “Isaac fight fascist with dyedooshka, Sierra.”Your thinker quits thinking. “They fought together?” you ask. “Da,” Borya confirms. “But he’d…” he’d have to be at least… “Borislav,” you say guardedly, “do you know how old Isaac is?” Borislav turns to look at you when he gets the point of your question. “Heh. You do not?” He gives a broad smile at your obvious lack of knowledge. “Ahh you do not. This is funny to me,” he tells you. And then for a while, he laughs at you.“Okay yeah I get it, how old is Isaac?” you ask again.He thinks about it for a moment, perhaps doing some mental math as he does. He finally arrives at an answer, however. “Ah yes. Is maybe, hmm, eighty-five,” he answers. “Yes. Maybe eighty-four, maybe eighty-six, something like this, da?”>How do you respond?
>>33024418He looks good for his age.Man, will we live forever?
>>33024418"Damn.""Is Rowan, like 50 then?""Isaacs looking good foe his age, the benefits of clean and healthy living I guess."
Welp, I've got work in a little bit. Next thread tomorrow at 8:00 AM MST.
Rolled 74>>33024418"What? No, seriously, what?"
>>33024418>Daaaaaamn, he ages gracefully. Well that explains why he acts like my grandpa.
>>33024448>"Is Rowan, like 50 then?"Nah. Remember that Cas is a regular human, not half-angel.
>>33024418If he's lived that long as a half angel, are we gonna be the same as a half demon?What about rowan and harvey?This is awesome.
"W-what? He has kids like....seventy years younger then him. How is that possible?"
>>33024460Thanks for running LanguidAnd now for the obligatory end-of-thread argument.If we claim a landwell and we get to pick a new power, what are we going for?Shadow TentaclesBecause reasons
>>33024418>Huh. Guess that's another perk of being a demonbane. Also explains why he never gets my jokes and stuff.
>>33024519Of course. One night we get wasted and accidentally grab Rowan with them in the middle of the knight while we're coming down from the high.
>>33024460Thanks for running, looking forward to the next thread
>>33024584A few threads ago some anon challenged us to write a short smutfic with that premise.I'm tempted to do it, but wouldn't want to derail a thread with it
>>33024614Can't derail a thread that's already over.
>>33024633Good pointIt'll take a while to write, I may write it up and then post at the end of a thread.
>>33024519Shadow tentacles really isn't an available pick because we already bought all the available perks that could improve making shadow tentacles. The only way we can buy more shadow tentacle stuff is if our last purchase unlocked a new thing to buy. There should be 4 Verwelken skills>Child of Night (being in shadows gives armor bonus)>Invisibility (pretty shit but is a prerequisite for not-shit invisibility)>Talking to shadows thing I forgot the name of (it honestly looks pretty cool. The san cost for using it isn't a big deal if we don't go absolutely bonkers overusing it and it would have been helpful for this mission with the landwell hunt)>New thing that unlocked for buying Atramentous DominionMaybe New Thing will be cool, but I'm hoping for Child of Night and if we can pick a second power, then either Fire Resistance or Blood Curse or maybe Inflict Pain or Fear.
>>33022074When we're strong enough not to break our wrist shooting it and accurate enough to not piss away one of our three shots on a miss.
>>33024740We don't necessarily need physical strength to pull it off. Right now we could use shadow control to brace since we can make the things pretty damn strong. We were able to fling a grown man across a room fairly easily and hold back a pack of hellhounds for a little bit using shadows. On top of that, once we get Child of Night the recoil should be absorbed if we coat our arm in shadow while shooting.
I wonder if we'll be able to learn how to summon shadow monsters as part of our landmastery like how we can summon fire bats.
>>33024740The ballistics of .50 BMG out of a 1 inch barrel would be terrible anyway. Might as well get something like .600 nitro express at that point.
>>33024813>Get a blunderbuss>Pack it with ridiculous high explosives>Use shadow control to hold the damn thing together when you fire it and prevent getting blown upProbably retarded, but it would be cool if it worked.
>>33025017Get a short barrel semi auto 20mm rifle instead. More practical than having to carry loose powder and balls on you.Also more powerful and faster fire rate.
So, out of curiosity. What other quests do you guys also follow?Any quests outside /tg/? Spacebattles? questionable questing?
>>33025310this one mostly, though i read the entirety of banished quest and shadow quest over the course of a week a while back.
>>33025310I follow a lot on Anonkun.FLATLINE, Magitech, Tentacle quest(rip in peace), Mister Vampire, Spirit Quest, The Witches Walk At Sunset and Fringes.All decent to good quests. They update fairly often and are quite engaging. And hell, only some of them are yurishit.
>>33025418>Mister VampireMan, last night's session got kind of retarded.
>>33025430I haven't read it yet, but that comment fills me with enthusiasm.
>>33025445It was mostly contained to the chat itself and not the updates. The QM and some anon got into a several hours long argument and it honestly made me want to not participate live anymore.
>>33025310Hollow Quest ReduxLGA Witcher QuestAspiring Emperor QuestThree Kingdoms Quest Banished Quest Homeless Mutant QuestDeniable Assets Quest Rum and Booty Quest Oversized Weapon QuestLog Horizon Quest and more that I'm forgetting I'm sureI also follow Golden Empire on Anonkun and will start on the Evoker and FLATLINE soon
>>33025310Hero quest is the only other one I really follow, but I've been binge reading MGNQ recently.
>>33025414>Shadow questDamn I need to get back to that at some point. Last thread I read was like thread 80 or something.>>33025418>>33025499>AnonkunWhat is it and how have I not heard of it before?
>>33025584>What is it and how have I not heard of it before?http://beta.anonkun.com/
Since Sierra kind of hears us anons as random voices in her head, I wonder what her reaction is when we constantly talk about lawns and lesbians?
>>33025584http://beta.anonkun.com/The quests tend to update less frequently, but some of them are quite good.
>>33025584It used to be a website hosting yuri. Now it bares many quests, yuri and otherwise. There are a lot of het quests there. To access the website, do the following steps.1. Turn your screen brightness as far down as possible.2. Go to Beta.anonkun.com3. With your hand covering your eyes to avoid your eyes burning from the gross incandescence, type /a theme:dark into the main chat.4. Browse quests in a chill as fuck place with a really nice look.
>>33025418is tentacle quest still on anonkun? trying to find it, wish they had a search function
>>33025618Probably something like>"God, why can't I just daydream about daniel radcliff instead.>>33025612>>33025625Google showed me http://anonkun.com/ . Is there any difference to the one you linked me to, http://beta.anonkun.com/ ?>>33025639Thank you, will help when browsing at nighttime. It's daytime here right now, though, so I didn't get blinded,
>>33025666If you use the beta version of the site, they do have a search bar.
>>33025666It's under Nox's quest collective. It's on Hiatus for a while. It's fine though, because Magitech is really cool.
>>33025672The beta has a lot of needed features that people have been asking for for years. If you use the regular site, you'll likely be annoyed by it.
A lot of quests here, gonna have a fun time reading them.Any super good ones? Any ones I should stay away from?Any good smut? I saw mention of a tentacle quest...
>>33025677that search bar is shitshiiiiiiiiiiiiiit>>33025693ty
>>33025830It's better than what's on the live site. Seems to work better if you try to search for the tags that the quest has. Doesn't like actually searching their name for some reason. That shit really needs to get fixed.
>>33025789Tentacle quest is strange.You start off as a small organism in a gas giant. You then impregnate a woman and develop inside her, while fucking with her mind. Then you fuck with her mind more so she stays inside so nobody sees her as pregnant. Then she gives birth to you, a strange futa tentacle monster shark thing. You then rape/mindrape her neighbours, her childhood love and the pizza delivery girl, and then have consensual sex with your mother again (Which is still kinda rape because you've mindraped her into loving you).Every girl you rape and impregnate gives you additional powerups that aid in the rape and subsequent impregnation. It's fucking crazy.And then it went on hiatus.Other smut quests are few and far between if you don't like /u/.