You wake up in your bed, your alarm clock blaring the latest single by Cast-Iron Phylacteries. The clock reads 5 AM, and when you remember what's today you jump out of bed.You take a quick shower, dress yourself, and make sure you just look generally impeccable. Grabbing a granola bar on your way out the door, you step over the threshold and...You're in a very large room. The walls are faintly-glowing marble, and all around you other teenagers like you mill about, talking amongst themselves.Before you attempt to find a friend, I have a few questions.What is your name?
>>33001005Stage Name:THE MAGNIFICENT PHANTASMAReal Name:Auburn Louise
>>33001084I prefer this name.
>>33001181And I think you're a sissy who likes girly boy names.Hank Abvein
>>33001005"Here's a list of them, For I have many."
NO LONGER ACCEPTING NAMES. POST IN-COMING.
>Samuel Inverse>Rod ManninghamAh, so you're Rod Inverse? Good to know.You are Samuel Manningham, a soon-to-be Magician. Soon, you will be allowed to select a Magic Type, and then you'll be assigned a Mentor of that Type!There are currently two groups you can see, both of them consisting of four people.The first group apparently consists of close friends. They're all talking and laughing.This group features a Girl In White, a Boy In Pink, a Boy In Black, and a Girl in Gray.The second group seems to be an impromptu gathering, mostly led by a Boy In Red. The other members of the group are a Boy In Blue, a Girl in Green, and a Girl In Yellow. You could probably talk to them for a bit before the initiation.>Talk to GROUP 1>Talk to GROUP 2>Other
>>33001475>looks at use of both swapped names.>criesFor future reference, his name is Samuel Manningham. OP apologizes for his stupidity.
Ah, so you're Arnold Bicepcrush? Good to know.You are Arnold Bicepcrush, a soon-to-be Magician. Soon, you will be allowed to select a Magic Type, and then you'll be assigned a Mentor of that Type!There are currently two groups you can see, both of them consisting of four people.The first group apparently consists of close friends. They're all talking and laughing.This group features a Girl In White, a Boy In Pink, a Boy In Black, and a Girl in Gray.The second group seems to be an impromptu gathering, mostly led by a Boy In Red.The other members of the group are a Boy In Blue, a Girl in Green, and a Girl In Yellow.You could probably talk to them for a bit before the initiation.>Talk to GROUP 1>Talk to GROUP 2>Other
>>33001475>>Talk to GROUP 1Group 2 sounds like a cult. I say save other for later.
>>33001532>Talk to GROUP 1
>>33001475Group 2. Boy in Red is probably fire, and pyromancers are awesome.
>>33001619>>33001543You walk over to the group of friends."Uh, hi! I'm Samuel Manningham." you say, feeling a bit dumb.They all look you over for a moment. The Girl In White speaks up."Hey! I'm Andrea Eberstark. The guy in Pink is Daniel Rodgers, the guy in Black is Martin Guryev, and the girl in Gray is Melissa Smith.""Cool." you say.You should probably talk about something...>Ask About Magic Types>Ask About Initiation>Other
>>33001619 >>33001543 You walk over to the group of friends. "Uh, hi! I'm Arnold Bicepcrush." you say, feeling a bit dumb. They all look you over for a moment. The Girl In White speaks up. "Hey! I'm Yvonne Bigslab. The guy in Pink is Pack Bloodmulck, the guy in Black is Max Roidzilla, and the girl in Gray is Biff Swolneck." "Cool." you say. You should probably talk about something... >Ask About Natty Gains >Ask About Squats and Oats >Other
>>33001775>Ask About Initiation
>>33001933(You would not believe how grateful I am that you're making this more than a manly name circlejerk.)"So how exactly does the initiation go? I'll admit, I'm not exactly an expert with magic." you say, looking somewhat embarrassed.Andrea smiles. "Well, in a moment they're going to start calling us up in groups to determine which Magic Type we're going to take. Then they'll assign us to a Mentor."You nod. Makes sense.>Ask About Magic Types>Shoot The Breeze Until Initiation>Other
>>33001775>Ask About Magic TypesWe'll probably find out about initiation later.
>>33002076>>Ask About Magic Types
>>33002076Get a trip
>>33002076>Ask About Magic Types>>33002120Also thisplace a hash mark ("#") followed by a word or short phrase after what you've entered into the [Name] fieldFor example: "Magician Quest OP#you need a trip"
>>33002183>Magician Quest OP#you need a tripSo are magic types like elements? Or are they like "White mage heals" "Black mage is all attack" and "Red mage is in between"
>>33002078>>33002095"So what're the magic types? I mean, I know the basic Elemental stuff, but..." Ugh, you probably seem so lame!Daniel speaks up for this one. "Well, you see, there are 8 "main" magical types. There's Fire, Water, Earth and Air, but then there are four others. Those are Space, Time, Mind and Body. They all have individual colors too."He proceeds to explain the colors.White=SpaceBlack=TimePink=BodyGray=MindRed=FireGreen=EarthBlue=WaterYellow=AirOnce again, you suppose that makes sense.
>>33002259>Ask if Andrea's single
>>33002380Just seeing if you actually put "Magician Quest OP#you need a trip" in the name field.
>>33002380A more subtle way of doing this is asking how they all know each other.
>>33002380>"Ey yo gurl yu wan some fuq?"
>>33002437"So how do you guys know each other?"Martin pulls out a phone and starts fiddling with it, absentmindedly saying "Well, basically we all had parents who were Magicians. They knew each other, so we knew each other. We are basically the best of buddies over here."You briefly contemplate asking if Andrea's single. For the briefest of moments, you think Daniel smirks. Suddenly, you get an intense feeling that, if Daniel were talking, he'd be saying "Good luck."
>>33002574You should put something at the end of your post to let people know you're doing a two part post or something. A simple ">What do" at the end would work.>If you parents where magicians do you guys already know how to use magic?
Can we learn more than one element? I'm down for becoming the Avatar.
>>33002772"Well, we know some basics..." Andrea says. "Like, for example..."You blink, and she's gone. Then you feel a tap on your shoulder. Andrea's right behind you."Seven-League-Step, basic spacial magic.""So what can you do, Martin?" You say."So what can you do, Martin?" You say."So what can you..." You stop.Martin smirks. "Basic Time Loops."You suddenly hear Daniel's voice in your mind. "Basic Telepathy. Don't use it too often though, it gives me an awful headache."Melissa says nothing, but instead grabs you by the arm and lifts you into the air by several inches. "Basic Musculature Boosts." she says.Andrea smiles. "So do you have any idea what Magic Type you wanna take?">"Well I was thinking [INSERT TYPE HERE]">"Uh, no, not really.">Ask for more details
Well I was thinking ALL OF THEM
>>33002873Space. We can make small objects disappear without a trace
>>33002920"I was thinking ALL OF THEM!" you say, in your best impression of Skeletor. They all give you blank stares."Guys... I was... I was just messing with you..." you say.They continue staring blankly.>>33003004"Seriously though, uh, Space sounds pretty cool. I mean, teleportation, other... space-y things..."Andrea chuckles a bit. "There's a lot more to it than that, you know. You can create things too, if you have the right materials! Get a chunk of iron and some plastic, and you could make a knife if you knew how!"She thinks for a moment. "And there's also things more related to the concept of Space. Screwing with gravity, creating stars... I'm pretty sure Edward, the Grand Space Magician, is even capable of making Black Holes!"Uh, wow.>Ask About Other Types>"Yeah, Space Sounds Great!">Other
Find a subtle way of asking if there are multitype wizards
>>33003275>>33003408"Are there wizards that ever branch into multiple kinds of magic?" You ask."Well, it's certainly a thing that happens." Says Daniel. "However, the downside is that it DRASTICALLY limits your magical potential."Andrea nods. "You could, say, branch so that you're a Time and Space wizard, but due to the way magic works, they'll both be less powerful than if you'd just chosen Space or Time."Martin looks up from his phone. "So you COULD branch out, but we wouldn't recommend it."So there's that.>What Now?
>>33003469Make small chat.
Space, fullmetal alchemist it up
>>33003532Transmutation is my favorite super powers.
>>33003469Clearly those limitations are simply the evidence of their weakness. We'll be the first to transcend those barriers.
>>33003469>"I think Air would be pretty nifty."
>>33003469im thinking air first, a malleable and ethereal element would make a good start before we become master of all them elements, and then master of all magic.
>>33003532>>33003610"Yeah, I'm definitely going with Space!" You say. You're actually pretty excited about this idea. It's just like your Japanese Animes!>>33003493"So uh... you guys excited at all?" You say.They all nod. Well, except for Martin. He just grunts affirmatively.Andrea looks at a balcony up at the end of the room. "They should start any second n-""GREETINGS, STUDENTS!" A voice booms. It sounds like if Gandalf had a baby with a High School Principle.A man steps onto the balcony. He's tall and muscular, and clad in a suit.Andrea gasps. "That's Joseph Lenoir! He's the only Mind/Body Magician to have complete control over both!"Well apparently sufficiently powerful Magicians can bypass that "Dual-Classing is bad" thing.He looks over the assembled students."Now, in one minute, Edward Johnson, our resident Spacial Mentor, will be teleporting groups of students into this chamber, so that they may select their Magical Type. The first group shall be..."He scans the crowd for a moment. Andrea suddenly grabs your arm and starts bouncing slightly.Joseph points at your group. "These five!"For the briefest moments, you poof into your component atoms. Somehow, it doesn't hurt, and you're fully aware of it. The next moment, the atoms are drawn to the balcony and reformed."Uh..." you say.Everyone but Andrea seems disoriented and slightly grossed out. She's grinning."I've always loved the sensation of teleporting, you know." She says, casually.You're immediately ushered into the chamber. You see four men and four women standing around a circle in the floor. You step inside and you look around. In front of each person is a book.Immediately, Andrea heads towards the Man In White, Martin heads to the Woman In Black, Daniel heads to the Woman In Pink, and Melissa heads for the Woman In Gray.The other four people are a Woman In Red, a Man In Blue, a Man In Green, and a Man In Yellow.>Who Do You Approach?
(Whoops, of course I miss out on the people saying Air would be cool. Gotta get my act together. Approach whoever you want, they won't make you commit right away.)
Try to do all of them, if not then space
>>33002873>melissa>girl in gray>gray:mind>musculature boostWut.
(This is OP saying I'll be gone for an hour or so. The sweet sweet siren song of New York Chinese Food calls to me.)
>>33003904All of them. What's the point of magic if you're going to specialize? Who cares if you don't have the maximum ability--you're throwing teleporting fireballs at supersonic speeds while reading your opponents mind.
>>33004038At that level of diversity I think our fire balls would be fire wisps, we'd only be able to read strong emotions, our speeds would be subsonic, like walking speed, and teleporting would just plain be beyond us.
>>33003904White>>33003996I think the OP done goofed. I'll assume Melissa is wearing pink.
>>33004124The clear option is specializing in two or three. Such as White, Red, Gray. Read your opponent's mind to stay a step ahead and teleport fireballs into their butt.
>>33004221Gray or Red can be removed if three is too many.>White+RedTeleporting Fireballs into butts.>White+GreyMind reading for staying ahead of the game and teleporting as needed. You can can just stab them in the back constantly.
>>33004282>>33004221>Not just mastering air and asphyxiating everyone
>>33004302That's way too edgy and not as fun as fireballs in the anus.
>>33004335I don't see how it's edgy than burning people to death. I'll accept less fun though.
>>33004356With space we could teleport air in and out.
>>33004372With fire we could burn up all the oxygen in and around the opponent.
If we're multiclassing we should go white and black.Travel through all of space and time.
>>33004372We can't keep air out though. Even if we keep teleporting it out or do >>33004387it would require much more effort and (mana?) than just using air.
>>33004409Yes, but we could also just teleport around a piece of the Sun. Is air going to stick around for that?
>>33004437I don't think magic can do something that powerful.
>>33004335>>33004356I find your lack of faith disturbing.
>>33004437If we're good enough at itI bet we could make it.
>>33004464>I'm pretty sure Edward, the Grand Space Magician, is even capable of making Black Holes!Clearly, Space is superior to the Elemental schools.I'd say Space, Time and Mind are the best. Probably, Time first, Mind second and Space third.
>>33004499>Clearly, Space is superior to the Elemental schools.Blasphemy.
If space and time are actually the same thing then why are they separate schools of magic?
>>33004554If I can teleport around a piece of the Sun's core, what use would fire be to me?
>>33004713Making things hotter than the core of the sun.
>>33004598How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't?
>>33004739But would be ever need to?
>>33004779If someone's really good at water, then yeah.
Okay, wow, I come back with chinese to a LONG discussion over what magic types to take.Info Dump incoming.
>>33004865I can see your point, but what if we just teleported away and then teleported a piece of the sun inside their butt?
>>33004914Take your TIME.. . . get it? Do you get it?
OKAY, HERE ARE THE BASICS OF MULTI-TYPING.Basically, each Type of Magic takes a different amount of time to Master. Some, like Time, take a long time to Master, due to their strength and vastness. Others, like Water, don't take as long.So if you took Time and Space, you'd be SCREWED because it would probably take several lifetimes before you could do it properly.The list is, in descending order,TimeSpaceMindBodyAirWaterEarthFireWhen you approach a Master, you will learn a bit about the Type of magic. What it can do, what Focus you'll need, reagents required, etc.So, approach a master and see what you like. Shop around.
>>33004934Well, I'm hoping OP's system lets types of magic interfere with each other in a way that balances them out. Otherwise yeah, space and time would be overpowered because we could just put people a million years in the future or teleport them into the sun.
>>33005060How much time would it take to master Space, compared to the time necessary to master Air, Water, Earth and Fire?
>>33005060Ok, so it kinda balances out: stronger in the short rond, weaker in the long round, et vice versa.Let's go talk with Mind guy.
With space, manipulate the atoms in a person's body, isolate the carbon in their balls to become coal, jiggle them enough to set them on fire. *may take several millenia
>>33005172To learn, i mean. Not to do.
>>33005087It would take about the same time.For reference, even Earth takes about half a decade before you Master it. If you want to become THE Master of it, it'd probably take you about 20 years, then another 5 before you're ready to take the mantle from the current Master.Of course, Magic involves A LOT of connections, and when your pal can stop aging or knows exactly which vertebrae is causing your horrible back-pains, living longer isn't as difficult.
>>33005060Still voting for space. That other guy mastered mind and body. Space and body would be one difficulty level higher and would make for ultimate kung fu awesomeness.>>33005074It's balanced by how much time it takes to master.
>>33005232Maybe we should just settle for Fire, then.
>>33005277Ah, fuck that, I changed my mind: I stil vote for Space.
How come we can't affect electricity through magic?
>>33005232So if we take body first we can negate our aging and learn the rest?
>>33005232Voting for space. We could become an ultimate being.
>>33005303You can, actually! That falls under the category of "Air.", hence why the official color is Yellow!
>>33005307So, if we take Time first we can ACTUALLY negate the time needed to master the rest?
>>33005354I don't think it works like that.
>>33005354It's Time, son: we don't have to explain shit.Ok, so we take Time, then we master it, then we go back in time and become our own teachers. Choose the Time Master: I'm sure he's actually us in disguise.
>>33005354Woah there, friend you might need to slow down!...now what's the Time equivalent of black paint?No, but seriously, that would be EXTREMELY high level Time Magic. There's Fast Forwarding, but that is EXTREMELY taxing. It massively jump-starts the metabolism, and if you do it for too long you can starve to death in a matter of MINUTES.You would need either a Nutrient Drip the size of the Chrysler Building, or the best magic known to man.>>33005307SLOW your aging. Only Time can stop aging completely, and it takes a LONG time to learn.Look, I'll try and bring up some sample numbers for "Mastery", which is code for "You have learned a decent amount."Time: 125 YearsSpace: 100 YearsMind: 70 YearsBody: 50 YearsAir: 20 YearsWater: 10 YearsEarth: 5 YearsFire: 5 YearsOf course, there's ALWAYS more to learn, and people who master one Element frequently branch into another, or start researching creating their own spells!
>>33005525Earth: best element and short learning time.
Time: best magic and no learning time, since we already learned it in the future.
>>33005525Then let's be a Master of time first, then a Master of space afterwards.
>>33005587>>33005582You approach the Time Master."I am Jacob, Master of Time. Read the Tome, so you may learn further."You examine the Tome of Time.TIMEUses: Time Reversal, Time Travel, Fast-Forwarding (DANGEROUS!), Halt AgingRules: ManyTime To Master: 125 YearsFocus: A Pocketwatch inscribed with the proper runes.Reagents: Expensive.So it seems that, while it's very powerful, there are MANY rules associated with it, and Reagents aren't exactly cheap.>>33005560You approach the Earth Master next."Oh, well, this is a surprise. I am not approached often. Usually people just go for Space or Time, the flashy ones." The Earth Master waves a hand dismissively. "Read the tome, if you like."EARTHUses: Terraforming, Earth Creation, MetallurgyRules: FewTime to Master: 5 YearsFocus: A Stone Dagger, inscribed with the proper runes.Reagents: CheapWell, it's CERTAINLY less flashy, and it's not quite as powerful, but otherwise it seems decent enough.>View Other Tomes>Make Your Choice
>>33005815Check out Air
>>33005815Tell "Jacob" to drop the act and just start teaching us the secrets of Time. I'm sure with ourselves from the future to teach us we'll get this down in less than a century.
>>33005939Jacob smiles. "Ah, so you're the one."Your smile reaches your ears."Yes, you're the one smartass who assumes that I'm them from the future."Your smile immediately reverses itself."You'll go far, kid, but we have rules here. Teaching yourself in the past is a BIG violation of protocol."You sigh and head over to the Air Tome.AIRUses: Flight, Weather-Changing, Temperature-AlterationRules: FewTime to Master: 20 YearsFocus: A glass orb, which contains a small stone inscribed with runes.Reagents: Middle-of-the-road cost.
>>33006026>You'll go far, kid, but we have rules here.Ah, of course: the Time Guardians must be listening. We must be secretive, then. Let's train under "Jacob" and pretend he's not us from the future.
>>33006062He sighs. "Kid, honestly, I AM NOT YOU. I'm not sure what kind of proof you need. Do I need to get Tobias over there to give a blood test?" He gestures over to the Body Master. He waves."If you wanna learn Time Magic, fine, but don't do it because you think I'm you."
>>33006387I think we should start off with Earth. Once we're solid there we can move on to time.
Suddenly, before you can do anything else, the other four walk over to you. Andrea's holding a cool telescope made of... some odd silvery metal.Martin has a watch chain attached to his shirt now, the watch presumably in his pocket.Daniel seems to have on a new set of Gray spectacles.Melissa's wearing a bright-pink bracelet on her arm.Andrea looks you over. "Oh, cmon man, don't you have anything yet? We could go celebrate or something if you'd just pick already!"Martin is examining his watch critically. He shakes it for a moment, and the ticking noise increases in volume.Daniel is examining you critically with the glasses. You feel like he might actually be reading your thoughts.Melissa is rubbing her arm. It seems to pulsate slightly at her touch.>Examine More>Make Your Choice
>>33006387Ah, a clue! Out future self clearly wants us to learn Body magic first! It shall be down, then!
WHOOPS TURNS OUT I FORGOT THE TIME MASTER WAS A WOMAN!DERPITY DERP DERPYeah, she's a woman. Sorry 'bout the confusion folks. Also, waiting for more people to either back up the ideas or bring their own suggestions.
>>33006717Ahah, that's why she wants us to master Body first: so we can turn ourselves into a woman! The perfect disguise!Body it is, then!
>>33006816Oh lawdy, this is getting fun. Ok, body then.
I thin Earth would be pretty cool to start with.
>>33006915you're a bit slow, dude. if the posting is slow you have to post faster to pick up interest.
You approach the Master of Body. She's a young woman who looks to be in the best physical shape you've ever seen. She literally makes most supermodels look plain by comparison.You shift uncomfortably, and thank god you wore baggy pants today."Oh, hello, another follower of Body Magic?"Your face is getting incredibly red right now."Well, read the tome, see if it's to your liking..."You try to hide your blush and check the book.BODYUses: Medicine, Fitness, Full Knowledge of SelfRules: Barely AnyTime To Master: 40-50 YearsFocus: A Coral Bracelet, attuned to one's pulse.Reagents: NoneAre you SURE you want to study Body Magic?>Yes>No
>>33006983>NoEarth Magic, activate it.
>>33006983>Rules: Barely AnyFuck yes!
>>33006983>NoFire or space might be cool.
and thus nothing ever got done and you spent the rest of your life deciding which magic type to choose.
>>33006983>Your face is getting incredibly red right now.We already learned how to use our body to deceive the vigilant eyes of the Time Guardians: mastering this schools will be a walk in the park! Onward, to Body!
Right, we're gonna wait for one last tiebreaker vote. First come, first serve!Then, we shall decide.
>>33007066>we wait there so long people assume we're a master when they enter
Well, I knew I said there'd be a "Tiebreaker", but to be frank Body has the most votes, so BODY it is!Post incoming.
>>33007144Body is going to be so boring, I feel like we're going to be a support caster or something.
>>33007197Don't you want to cast Fist, son?
You look up at the Body master."I'd like to study under you. Please, teach me."She smiles at you."It is done."Suddenly, you feel something around your bicep. When you look, you see a coral bracelet, pulsating with your heartbeat.You are suddenly, PAINFULLY aware of the flow of blood through your body. And you get the feeling that, with some concentration, you could CONTROL it...Andrea suddenly slaps you on the back. "Alright! Another Body user! Melissa's gonna have a friend!"She smiles at you, and Melissa seems a bit happy.Martin and Daniel are already gone. Seems the girls hung out to wait for you.Andrea suddenly starts pushing you towards the circle that leads you out of the building."Cmon! Let's go celebrate! There's this great place I know, we can hang out and talk and practice magic and maybe make out a little...""Wait what?""Nothing, nothing. Cmon!"As you teleport out, you suddenly realize you have a bag strapped to your belt. That wasn't there before.
>>33007244That's the spirit!
>>33007258I knew it: our future self must have gave it to us!>Open the bag.
>>33007258>make out a littleWe made the right choice.
>>33007258We Son Goku now?>make out a little...We also mackin all the bitches
Body master on Body master action: we are going to get freaky, here.
>>33007293You open up the bag as you follow Andrea.Inside is a single syringe, empty. It also has a note."Your first class is tomorrow. Draw your blood with the syringe, and step through your front door. -Daniella"Well, seems you have your first class.Andrea brings you to what seems to be a field. It's pretty empty and quiet. She sits down on the ground next to her friends, and gestures for you to sit next to her.>What Do You Do?
>>33007468Sit next to her, feel her up a bit.
>>33007468>>33007511This. Also, use body magic to control the inevitable boner.
>>33007468We sit down and ask her what she thinks about our new teacher.
This quest is like all over the place. Why are we in a field now?
>>33007511Come on, man, we have to take it slowly: no feeling up until we can turn our cock into a tentacle. Let's just chat.
>>33007632It's clearly a matter of simbolism: the field is a metaphor for the Fields of Ages we shall soon have to cross.
>>33007293>Death pops out>OH, SO YOU'RE A BODY MAGE NOW? GREEEEAT. GET IN THE FUCKING BAG.
>>33007696AHAHAHAH, YOU COCKSUCKER!
>>33007685I don't think I'm smart enough for this quest.
>>33007567You sit down next to Andrea. "So uh, do you know much about Daniella?" you ask.She shrugs. "Not much. I hear she has perfect control over her body, and can ALSO control the bodies of others. She doesn't do it... ever, really. It's pretty much the only rule of Body Magicians."Martin looks at his watch. "Why the hell are we even here? We have classes tomorrow, we all do, and Samuel over there's gonna make an ass of himself if I don't interject."Daniel gives you a glance, like he knows exactly what you plan on doing.You hear his voice echo in your head again. "Don't. DON'T, she has a pimp hand like a marble slab."You move your hand away from herMelissa looks over at you. "So you're a Body Magician too, huh? Cool. You'll learn to like it. We have the same class tomorrow."She looks at the bag on your belt. You realize she has one just like it attached to her skirt."Little hint to a new Body Mage? That syringe is a test. I'm not saying you don't have to draw your own blood, but part of your minor control is being able to change if you feel pain or not, and that needle will sting like a bitch. Warning you now.">What Do You Do?
>>33007734Don't worry, you'll do fine: it's our destiny.Also, right now we're still doing Body, so the symbolism is just foreshadowing for later: we have time to get used to it.
>>33007745>Stick that shit in like we're at a Pro Meth-head Contest
>>33007745We say goodbye and we go home. We meditate for a bit and then we stick the needle into our cock. Body wizard!
>>33007745So, I'm still bothered by the beginning and all. Can we get a bit of backstory and how the world perceives magic?
>>33007799>>33007784Yes, this. It's clearly only way we can outdo Andrea, since she can't take blood from her cock.
>>33007784You decide to be totally metal and do the blood drawing right in front of everyone.Of course, you don't prepare yourself and the moment the needle penetrates your skin, you feel pain like it was a steak knife instead of a medical syringe. You pull it out and try to keep back tears.>>33007799You decide it's time to head home. You open the door to your place, and head to your room. You sit down on the floor and meditate for a bit, which... actually WORKS!You feel completely in-tune with yourself. You can feel the circulation of blood, the firing of synapses, the gentle movements of your muscles...You think you might be ready now, and pull out the syringe, still in your zen state.You resist the urge to jam it into your genitals, and instead designate a place on your arm for the job, shutting off the nerves in the area. Silently, you insert the needle and draw a small amount of blood.You didn't feel a thing.NEW SPELL UNLOCKED!Reduce Pain!Cost: Half an Hour of meditationDuration: 6 HoursDescription: Reduce pain in a single area for six hours. Or, cover your entire body for an hour of meditation and a duration of 2 hours!
>>33007825Okay, Backstory Infodump coming!
>>33007918>Reduce Pain!Does it reduce pain and only pain, or also other sensations?
>>33007963Wow, use that spell to keep going for hours, if you can understand what I am saying.
>>33007946In the world of this RP, it's basically the modern day if Magic were a part of it.So you have computers, and the internet, but they're powered by enchantments rather than boring electricity.Most modern things have an analogue of some sort in this society. Sports are mostly the same, except for Body Magician "Leagues". Music is just about the same, aside from different "Artists" and the like. Most fantasy races don't really exist. There are Elves, but they're pretty rare. Dwarves exist as well, and a LOT of them are Earth Magicians. But they're very reclusive and aren't seen that often.Tl;dr, take modern day, add magic, mix for a few hours then post on /tg/.
>>33007963It only gets rid of pain. Once again, this is all about control over the body. Shutting off Pain Receptors and ONLY Pain Receptors is part of that.
Let's keep meditating for a while and then skeep ahead to our first lession.Skip ahead with out latent Time powers, of course.
>>33008066Agreed. We've successfully averted the time guardians so they wont notice our blatant abuse of time.
>>33008066You meditate for another hour or so, but don't have any other breakthroughs.You decide to get some sleep.The Next Day:(For effect, play this song at max volume with headphones. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6Niqxw_Yz0)HOW I WISH I COULD MEND AND BREAK LIKE THE WORLD DOES...I'D FALL TO THE BOTTOMAND I'D CHASE ALL MY DREAMS AWAY...The music is blaring, as always. You get up and set about showering. The hot water kick-starts your nerves, and you feel refreshed and ready to go.You get dressed in your standard clothes, open the door and step through...And suddenly you're in a dark stone building. Melissa is standing beside you, and standing on a dias in the center of the room is... Daniella?She looks down at the both of you. "Good. You're here. I trust you had no problems gathering the blood?"
>>33008152>Absolutely no problem. It was an intersting experience.And then we get ready to being the lesson.
>>33008152>"It was really painful. I cried for at least an hour."
>>33008252Let's not say that.
>>33008252>>33008152This and after a brief awkward silence add, "it was a joke.."
>>33008252"It was really painful. I cried for at least an hour."They both stare at you blankly.>>33008279"It... it was a joke..."Daniella nods. "Oh, I see. comedy. Right then, anyways, your first lesson. In that syringe, you should only have about 5 ccs of blood in that syringe. Though, that will be enough for the first spell I intend to teach you."She takes the syringe from Melissa, and examines it critically. "You really need more Iron in your diet, dear. Try oysters."She takes your blood and examines it for a moment. "You, child, could definitely use more Vitamin A. Try Carrots, or perhaps Cantaloupe."She hands it back. "But I'm not here to provide dietary advice. Inject the blood into your bracelet."
>>33008462>"in that syringe, you should only have 5 ccs of blood in that syringe."For the love of god, seriously?
>>33008462>Let's inject the blood into our bracelet.
>>33008462"Eat a dick, nigger, you ain't the boss of me."And then I do a kickflip on my skateboard.
>>33008462uuuuh, I thought the bracelet was cloth?>inject it
>>33008462Oh yes, inject that shit.
Inject, then move all blood to dick
>>33008617Actually don't, that might cause your dick to explode
>>33008501Your brain does a brief foray into the realm of stupidity, where it suggest you insult Daniella and then do a kickflip, but you decide against it.>>33008551>>33008542>>33008490You inject the blood into your bracelet, which is suddenly as soft as flesh despite being made of coral. The bracelet turns red and pulsates slightly, and suddenly you feel much stronger."Blood Magic. The Main Domain of Body Magic Users. We use our own blood to power the Focus Bracelets. Unfortunately, if it's overused we'll be left much weaker than, say, Space users, who only have to go without using magic if they run out of their Meteor Shavings or... whatever they use."NEW RESOURCE!Blood!Blood is used to power Body Magic. Blood is measured by PERCENT. You become Weakened at 80%, weakened at 50%, and Unconcious at 30%. However, due to control over your body, all Blood regenerates at the beginning of a new day.NEW SPELL!Enhance Strength.Cost: 1% BloodYou have physical strength beyond that of a normal person. You can lift much more, run faster, punch harder, etc.>What Now?
>>33008744Attempt to improve our reflexes so we can grope people later.
Enhance strength multiple times?
>>33008744Ask her about any good training regiments and diet things to achieve maximum perfection.
>>33008744Ask what the difference is between Weakened and weakened.
>>33008796That may also be a good idea
>>33008800DAMNIT I MEANT CRITICAL"Well, Weakened is simply a dulling of reflexes. You get unsteady on your feet, and find you're much more light-headed. Critical is when you are in danger of dying. You're about to go Unconscious, and it is much harder for you to react properly."Mechanically, Weakened makes it more likely you will fail at combat rolls and such (When they finally come up). Critical makes you take more damage (When it comes up). Unconcious takes you out of the combat, but also leaves you vulnerable to attacks."Now then, I shall teach you the history of Body Magic."You spend several hours listening to a lecture on the history of Body Magic. Apparently, it caught on in popularity with barbarian warriors, who would consume the blood of their enemies rather than the modern method of Blood Magic.Since then, Athletes and Soldiers have used Blood Magic to increase their performance or skill.At the end of the day, you are teleported home.What now?
>>33008864Are we hungry? We should go out to eat. And grope
>>33008864Use enhance strengthcheck duration, see if we can stack it, do other tests
>>33008894>We should go out to eat. And grope>>33008864Well, actually, maybe we should invite Melissa out.It's much easier to keep to a work-out routine if you have someone to do it with, so we can suggest that over ... lunch?
>>33008897You use Enhance Strength on yourself, bringing your Blood Total to 99%.Duration is 2 Hours. It does not stack.>>33008949You decide to grab some lunch, and call up Melissa. Good thing you got everyone's number last night!The phone rings for a bit before Melissa picks up. "Oh, Samuel, hey. What's up?"You ask her to go to lunch with you."Uh, sure, I didn't have any other plans. Burger Ghoul sound good?">Sure!>Suggest McDarkmantle's>Suggest [INSERT FAST FOOD PUN NAME HERE].
>>33009005>I prefer Witchies
>>33009041>>33009071You suggest you head down to Sanic's instead, the fast-food joint with the DELIGHTFULLY malformed mascot.You can practically hear her shrug over the phone. "Okay, see you there I guess." She hangs up.You wanna do anything before you head down there?
>>33009161See if we can't unlock a new spell and make ourselves BEAUTIFUL
>>33009005Let's go to Sanic's: the lines are always faster.
>>33009161Meditate upon the secrets of our body, do some push ups and then study ourselves in the mirror: we need to start working on a way to make ourselves more handsome.
>>33009209>inb4 QM makes a joke about the customers being autistic
>>33009189>>33009202>>33009204>>33009247Guys plsDon't keep the lady waiting
>>33009268Relax, we can't be late: we have Time on our side.
>>33009252No, that's only the HARDCORE Sanic customers.>>33009189>>33009202>>33009247You do some brief exercising, meditate for a few minutes, and on your walk there, think about how to improve your magic. You think it'd be pretty cool to make yourself look better.Especially considering you are now friends with two pretty hot girls.But you reach Sanic, slide past the two hardcore consumers in a shouting match about whether the logo was better with GREEN eyes or BLUE eyes, and find Melissa sitting at a table, eating a huge burger. You sit down across from her."Oh. *chomp* Hey. What's up?"You find the juxtaposition with near-waif Melissa and the burger she's eating to be kinda hilarious.
>>33009310"Not much, just figured since we're taking Body classes together we could get to know each other a bit better, hang out for a bit, shoot the shit."
>>33009310do more curls
>>33009310>Not much, I was just thinking I should quit my band and spend more time at the gym. But what about you? Tell me about yourself!
>>33009435She smirks at you. "Heh, sure. Seriously now.">>33009347"Not much, just figured since we're taking Body Magic classes together we could get to know each other better, hang out, shoot the shit..."She smiles. "Much better. But yeah, sounds good. I was going to go for a jog after this, actually, if only to work off this godawful food. You could come along if you like."
>>33009474Get some food first. Bacon burger and a shake.
>>33009474Order some onion rings nigger
>>33009474Sure! Can't you just like, excise fat with body magic though?
>>33009531She sighs. "If only it were that easy. No, we can make it EASIER, but we can't just get rid of it entirely. Though yeah, honestly I know enough that the jog we'll go on will be enough to work off this entire meal. Thank god for Magic, huh?">>33009504>>33009490You order a ridiculously unhealthy meal of your own, fully intending to exercise it off. After you both eat, you head on that jog.>Ask Melissa about Herself>Ask Melissa about Body Magic>Other
>>33009563>>Ask Melissa about HerselfJog a bit behind her so you can check out her ass.
>>33009563>Ask Melissa about HerselfJog ahead of her so she can check out our ass.
>>33009563>Ask Melissa about Herself
>>33009587>>33009621>Ask Melissa about HerselfJog ass of her so we can behind out her check.
jog next to her so we can check out asses together>>33009563
>>33009640"So, uh, Melissa, tell me about yourself."You jog a bit behind her and check her out when you're sure she won't notice."Well, basically, my parents were also Body Magicians. They worked as physicians. They taught me the basics at a young age, but I couldn't really learn much until yesterday. Nothing special."You're too busy checking out her posterior to notice the past tense in that statement.
>>33009767"Doctors, huh? Planning on following in their footsteps?"
>>33009767tell her she has a nice ass andthen >>33009795
>>33009767"That's nice. Maybe you can introduce them to me later."
>>33009828Oh god. I can feel the spaghetti.
>>33009819"Hey, nice a-" You don't get to finish that statement because she punches you in the goddamn stomach like a sack of bricks swung by The Hulk."Look, Samuel, you're cute and all, but don't push your luck. I was willing to let it go, but you had to call attention to it."She sighs and helps you up. "Cmon now, I know a Body Magician won't get taken down by a punch. Were you going to say anything else that isn't horrendously stupid?">>33009795"So, they were doctors? You plan on following in their footsteps?" You say, slowly working back up your stride.She looks a bit sad. "Yeah, maybe. I mean, they were really good. I just worry that I won't do well enough...">>33009828"Maybe you could introduce me to them later?"She stops dead in her tracks."Melissa? Melissa, what's wrong?"This time she only pushes you a few feet into the wall of a 7/11. It hurts less than you would have expected, but when you get up she's running away and crying.Welp.What now?
>>33009819>tell her she has a nice assAnon plsIf anything we could remark on how "growing up with body magic in the family has obviously helped her stay in great shape" or something.She could probably infer what we meant from that, and we might not stand such a high chance of getting slapped about.>>33009913...welp
>>33009913Keep jogging. Gotta burn those calories.
>>33009913>"I'M SORRY I HAVE ASSBURGERS AND IT FLARES UP SOMETIMES"
>>33009931hey atleast we got some valuable information from my ass comment, unlike this dumbass>>33009828>>33009913 i honestly dont even know what to say at this point "im sorry?" i guess...
>>33009913Chase after her
>>33009931Send a her a text/email/message of some kind telling her you're sorry, and that you sometimes talk without thinking when you're nervous. Tell her you can make it up to her later. Stress how sorry you are, but try not to sound like a douche begging for sex.
>>33010011You try to follow behind her. It's surprisingly easy with the Extra Strength spell active, but unfortunately it wears off quickly and you're left behind. Welp, spaghetti was dropped like Bass at a dubstep concert.>>33010062Later that day, you send her a text."Look, Melissa, I'm sorry. I talk without thinking sometimes, and I had no idea. I'll make it up to you later, alright? Seriously, I'm sorry."After about an hour, you get a text back."Alright, fine."Well at least she doesn't hate you.It's about 10:00 PM. You could probably get something done before you get to sleep.>Meditate>Exercise>Other
Rolled 41>>33010011This and when/if we catch her say I'm sorry and that we will do anything to fix it.
>>33010109MeditateCan we level up the pain spell?
>>33010109>OtherGet onto /fit/ and /adv/ to look for fitness tips and how to make up to a girl for asking to be introduced to her dead parents.
>>33010143Fuck bitches though.
>>33010143Shit man, you can ask both those questions in /fit/. They're used to spaghetti there.
>>33010143You head onto a website you use from time to time, 4charges, and head to the /fit/ boards and /adv/ boards. You find nothing useful, and when you post a thread in /adv/ you receive about 50 comments about spaghetti dropping.>>33010167>>33010140You spend your last hour awake meditating.EXP INCREASES BY 5!95 left until Level Up!You decide to get some sleep.DAY 3 START(For effect, listen to this song at max volume. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGZhcfYsS6w&feature=kp)THE GIFT OF LIFE, IT'S A LEAP OF FAITHIT'S THE CALL OF THE WILD IT'S A FREE LUNCH, A FREE RIDE!BUT NATURE'S GOT RULES, AND NATURE'S GOT LAWS...You wake up and perform your usual morning routine. However, as you shower you hear Daniel's voice in your head."Hey, man, listen. Make sure you get to class today, they're organizing Reagent salaries today."When you get to class, Melissa is already there, and Daniella seems to be going through a bag similar to yours and Melissa's."Oh, good, you're here. Now, it is time for an important part of your training. I'm sure that both of you have attempted Meditating at some point and found that it increased your magical propensities."You both nod."Now, normally I would be providing a salary to purchase Reagents with. However, we are different than most Types of Magic in that we do not use Reagents. However, we do not gain Magical Strength from using Spells. Hence, you will use this salary for anything you might use to facilitate your training.">Ask what she means>Just take the money and figure it out later.>What Do?
>>33010374Presumably she means... use it to get a gym membership or something?
>>33010374>Just take the money and figure it out later.
>>33010374ask first although im pretty sure she means to get big
Rolled 48Ask what she means
>>33010481>>33010479"What do you mean?"She thinks for a moment."Get, like, some exercise equipment, or a gym membership. Maybe a white noise CD for meditation? A mat? I'll admit, it's been a while since I've had to actually train..."The rest of the day is spent learning about standard human musculature. Wow, there are a LOT of muscles you didn't know about.Lessons are over for the day. You have some time to yourself.>Get some Shopping done>Hang Out With A Friend>Stay Home and Train>Other
Also, you got about 100 dollars from your Mentor. Forgot to mention that.
Rolled 27>>33010534Go shopping with Melissa and use it as atme to properly apoligise face to face
Rolled 22>>33010534other >blow all the money at a strip club
>>33010583Anon pls Anon Stahp
>>33010582You call up Melissa again. "Hey, we both need to shop for stuff for training. I figure it'd be easier if we both went."There is a pause, and you worry she might've hung up. "...sure. Alright, I'll meet you at the Shopping District."She hangs up. Well, looks like you have a chance to make up with her.Don't blow this.>What Now?
>>33010616well i dont see you offering any advice... unless are you?or in honor of my recaptcha 420 blaze it
>>33010649Go on /r9k/ and tell them tfw going on a shopping date with a girl and wut do
>>33010649Write on your hand topics not to bring up.>Dead parents>ButtYep, we're golden.
Rolled 73Arive early and wait paitently as soon as you see her tell her that the main reason you invited her here was to apoligise and ask to know what we can do to have.her forgive us.
>>33010695or, you know... dont be a complete dumbass this time i feel like writing this down will only bite us later
>>33010759You arrive and wait in front of Modron Medicals (the local pharmacy chain). Eventually you find Melissa walking towards you. She waves."Hey, Melissa, look... I just really wanted to say I'm sorry. I really screwed up and-"She puts a finger up to your lips. "Samuel? Little tip. Shut your face. You've been forgiven. Seriously, it's like you're TRYING to chase me away."She looks around at the various stores. "So, any idea where we should go?"The buildings that look most promising are:Modron MedicalGolem Globe GymFitness StopFocusCrafters
go to the one with the most expensive shit. We aint skimpin on exercise
>>33010864Focus Crafters seems promising
>>33010864if we wanna be assholes then modron medical and crack a bunch of doctor jokes. butt other then that >>33010885on a side note, my fucking captcha is 420 again what the fuck
>>33010910Sure is underaged in here.
Also op, can we have descriptions of mellisa and andrea?
>>33010900>>33010885>>33010910You enter FocusCrafters. All around you are Focuses, for every Type. All of them are made from various materials.You see a very promising rack of Focus Bracelets. A man behind the counter notices you."Oh, hey, new students, huh? Well, take a look around, see if there's anything you like!FOCUS STOREAt FocusCrafters, you can purchase new focuses for you and your allies! Focuses other than the default provide bonuses to certain spells or abilities!Deluxe Coral Bracelet: $80. (Allows Reduce Pain to Reduce Physical Damage as well.)Fossil Bracelet: 150$ (Increase Strength gives a large boost to Physical Defense)(As a QM side note, I wouldn't recommend purchasing a Focus until we get into combat. I'm giving you guys a chance to get acclimated to everything else first.)
>>33011006we dont even know how good our current foucus is, i think we should check out the fitness shop and the gym. we can start lifting our natural stats without magic for now
>>33011003You can have descriptions of all the gang!Andrea: Tall, Blonde Hair and Green Eyes, fair-skinned, 18 years old. Her focus is a Star-Metal Telescope that she can use to see great distances and channel magic.Daniel: Pale, Skinny, Tall, dark-brown hair, 18 years old. His Focus is a Gray Pair of Spectacles he can use to see into other's minds and other psychic feats.Martin: Tall, Broad, black hair, wears typical "punk" clothing, has some slight five o' clock shadow. His focus is a runic Pocketwatch that he can use to alter time.Melissa: Thin, waifish, light-brown skin, long brown hair, hazel eyes. Her focus is a Coral bracelet that, when given the blood of its wearer, can provide them with supernatural strength.Everyone's 18, btw. Magical Training is basically this universe's college.
>>33011006Moonwalk outta there and go check out the fitness store.
>>33011152>>33011121>>33011072You enter the fitness store. Inside is a variety of exercise gear. You find some that seems pretty interesting.Relaxation CD: $25 (Adds 5 to EXP gained from Meditation)Yoga Mat: $50 (Adds 10 to EXP gained from Meditation)Incense: $100 (Adds 15 to EXP gained from Meditation)Weight Set: $50 (Allows you to Exercise from home)Treadmill: $100 (Reduces Health Loss from Exercise)Anything look good?
Look for NZT-48
OP, why are you making every reply part of the post? The MC has been made into a.complete faggot by a few people.
>>33011326Well, I'm not following them EXACTLY. I follow it in the loosest way possible. He is not literally moonwalking, but since it is a command of "Go to the fitness store" I'm using it. But you're right, I only need to use one.
>>33011306Check out the gym, if its no good then buy the yoga mat and weight set.
>>33011306>Incense: $100 (Adds 15 to EXP gained from Meditation)
Rolled 84>>33011306Buy cd and mat let's be the yoga master
>>33011306Yoga mat, weight setbuy buy buy
Rolled 32>>33011369Bro cd+mat gives the same exp and saves us 25$ so let's do that
>>33011306Also wait. Why would we buy the incense when the cd and yoga mat do the same thing for $25 less?>>33011369
>>33011362You decide to check out the gym before you make any purchases. Inside, a man is sitting at a counter."Hey! Welcome to the Golem Globe Gym. We offer a variety of exercise routines to increase your fitness! What can I do for you?"NEW FEATUREExercise!Exercise can increase your physical strength! However, all exercises aside from Endurance Training will reduce your Current Health. Health is restored at the end of the day, or through certain spells and items.>>33011391You buy a Relaxation CD and Yoga Mat. Now, when you Meditate you gain 20 EXP instead of 5!>>33011428It'll come in handy when EXP costs go up.Now, you could check Modron Medicals, or you could go home and set up your new equipment.Also, $25 left.
>>33011494We aren't gonna lose anything by checking out the pharmacy.
>>33011494As him how much a gym membership costs.
>>33011533You head to the Pharmacy. Inside are a variety of medical supplies and vitamin supplements.Bandages: $20 (Heals 15 Health)Sutures: $40 (Heals 30 Health)Med Kit: $60 (Heals 45 Health)Protein: $80 (Temporarily Increases Strength)Painkiller: $80 (Temporarily Increases Defense)Muscle Relaxant: $80 (Temporarily Increases Decterity)>>33011557A standard Membership won't really do anything for you. Though the Gym does offer special Exercise Courses!Muscle Training: $100, -20 Health (Increases Strength)Endurance Training: $200 +10 Health (Increases Max Health)Heavy Training: $300 -50 Health (Increases Strength, Dexterity and Defense)Current Strength: 3Current Defense: 2Current Dexterity:1
>>33011704Can we get a check on how much health we have?
>>33011731Health is currently at 100/100>Purchase Something>Leave
>>33011748See what other buildings are around here.
Rolled 72>>33011748Leave and ask Melissa what she picked up
>>33011775There's nothing particularly interesting, to you at least. Though you mentally note the music store for later perusal.>>33011785As you leave with Melissa, you ask what she picked up. "Oh, yknow, nothing in particular. Got a relaxtion CD and a Weight Set. Should help training a lot."Yknow, while you're hanging out with her, do you want to maybe say anything, or ask her if she wants to do something? You get the feeling that it might be harder to hang out like this in the future...
>>33011704Find a dealer, magic college has got to be full of customers.
>>33011871Talk to her about drugs
Rolled 36>>33011871Ask her if she wants to go get dinner or maybe a movie or something.
>>33011871Ask her what her interests are.
>>33011871tell her we should meditate together while HOLDING HANDS
>>33011981That's too lewd, what the fuck are you thinking, anon?!
>>33011974This.>>33011917>>33011981Let's try our hardest not to be the weightlifting neckbeard.
>>33011974"So uh, hey, Melissa, I figure I might as well ask, uh, what're you into? Like, interests?"She considers for a moment. "Well, I read a lot. I play video games sometimes. I jog a lot, in case you didn't already know, and I am known to waste time on the computer."Huh.>>33011921"So uh, hey, wanna maybe catch a movie? Or just get dinner?"She looks at you. "Are you actually asking me out, Samuel?" She doesn't look surprised. More bemused.
>>33012076IT HURTS TO LIVE
>>33012042>>33012076Initiate heavy breathing, "Uh, uh, what I meant to say is, uh, as friends of course, yeah a friend date.."
>>33012042put on our best confident pose and say "no, I'm letting you go out with me"bitches love it
>>33012042Mumble at her incoherently.
>>33012042"Oh god, I'm sorry"And then bolt.
>>33012163"Oh god, I'm sorry."You run like the devil's after you.You spend the next hour or so with your head buried under your pillow, until you hear your phone buzz.You pick it up. It seems Melissa's texted you."Hey. You know I was gonna say "yes", right?"
>>33012118>>33012146>>33012163God dammit, /tg/ ..>>33012042"Yeah, and I didn't hear a no.. sooo?"
>>33012206WELP, TIME TO TRANSFER OUT!
>>33012042Yeah. (nonchalant)or >>33012118
>>33012206Wake up from our spaghetti fueled freak out and realize that didn't happen, we are still back there with her
>>33012206"Yeah, no woman can resist my wily charms. It was just a joke. Say tomorrow at 7 pm?
>>33012206How much money do we have?>>33012252This
Alright, I'm getting some sleep guys. Expect the second thread tomorrow!
>>33012206HAHAHAHAHAHAUpon inspection, I realize that I have very few reaction pictures depicting uncontrolled laughter.I think this reflects my experience on 4chan, somewhat.
Anyone gunna archive this?>>33012309I liked it, op. It was a bit weird, but entertaining. Do you have a certain time you'll be starting up again, or maybe a certain time period?
AHAHAHA NEVER MIND BITCHES, THE FOUL TEMPTRESS OF SLEEP SHALL ILL GET ME YET!EXPECT THE NEXT POST IN A FEW MINUTES!
>>33012252She texts an "XD" face at your Wily Charms comment. But then she sends you "Sounds great! Looking forward to it! ;)"Your heart skips a beat at the ";)".What do you want to do to cap off the night?>Meditate>Other
>>33012545Can we meditate and masturbate furiously at the same time?I think masturbation can be a form of meditation if done correctly.
>>33012590Out of all the forms of magic this would have to fall under ours.
>>33012590If that's the case then fucking is probably an even better way of meditating. Sounds like a line worth trying out at some point.
>>33012614NEW SPELL UNLOCKED!StallionCost: Half an Hour of meditationDuration: 6 HoursDescription: You know exactly what this does
>>33012633Sounds like it's time to start practicing!>Body magic allows for complete body controlWe shall become the Sex God, spewing spaghetti everywhere. But we'll be so good that it won't even matter.
>>33012590Well, unfortunately, Meditation involves a lack of movement and calm blood.There's nothing that says you can't do one after the other though.You sleep particularly well that night.+20 EXP!The next day, things are pretty boring in class. You learn the basics of controlling bloodflow. Basically, you have to be careful so you don't prevent blood flow to other areas.Though express-pumping blood to the lungs helps running A LOT.Later that day, you meet up with Melissa at a relatively decent restaurant.You sit down and order food, and feel like you should probably talk about something...>What Now?
>>33012738>What Now?Various applications of body magic. Oh so many applications.
>>33012738Wonder how you're going to pay for two decent meals with only $25
Rolled 63>>33012738Casual chat about class to break the ice and try to let the conversation flow naturally from topic to topic
Rolled 2>>33012810I wonder how we paid for our food at sanics before we got givin money.
>>33012851maybe magic makes food so cheap it's essentially free
>>33012823"So what do you think about our classes so far?" You say, trying to make things casual."Oh, yknow, it's decent enough, but I knew most of it already. My parents were REALLY good teachers." She says, sipping at her drink."What'd they teach you?" You ask, hoping this doesn't result in horrible spaghetti-droppage."Oh, a lot of stuff about Body Magic. I got taught how to energize my nerves so that I can notice my surroundings more, I got taught the basics of blood-flow direction, I learned how to get a punch that could floor a Heavyweight Champ... The usual.">>33012810>>33012851(Yknow how in Persona you could go to that burger place all the damn time and it didn't cost your in-game yen? It's something like that.)>Captcha "pleasure triallyz" Oddly appropriate.
>>33012904"Looks like I have a lot of catching up to do." Ask if she could tutor you out of class.
Rolled 94>>33012904Comment on how we know how that punch feels in a joking manner hoping its not to early for that. Also say that maybe she can teach us a little since this is all new to us.
>>33012904Ask her if she's experimented on her own with anything. Anything.
>>33012960She smiles at you. "Oh, that wasn't my flooring punch. Because, you see, I kinda like you. If you were some random creep, you'd still be in the hospital."You laugh nervously.>>33012937"Looks like I have some catching-up to do. Could you maybe tutor me outside of class?"She smirks. "Samuel, is this a blatant attempt to get into my pants?"You shake your head. "No, I want my own Mike Tyson bitch-maker. Honestly."She considers it. "Actually, that doesn't sound half-bad. Sure, it's a deal."You mentally fist-pump.>What Now?
>>33013015This next bit will be my attempt to get in your pants.I mean, fair warning, right?
>>33013015"Do you really think that I have that kind of self confidence?"
>>33013015Ask her if she wants to go back to your place.
>>33013015>Try to avoid staring at her chest. Fail.
>>33013015"Fair warning, once I get up to your level I will definitely try and get into your pants"
>>33013075"Oh cmon, I ran like a little bitch when I tried to ask you out, you think I have that kind of confidence?"She smiles. "Yeah, I suppose not.">>33013096Your eyes keep drifting to her chest as you chat. Eventually, she notices. "My god, Samuel, would you just ask me to come to your place already? This is getting kind of annoying.">>33013089"Well, uh... do you want to? Go back to my place, I mean?" you say."Sure. Sounds great." she says. You do wind up heading back to your place. It's not anything special. The most decoration you have is a dumb painting you got at a Craft Fair in your living room."Heh, better than my place." she says. "At least you keep yours clean.""Yeah, uh, I try to make it somewhat presentable."This is a bit awkward...
>>33013110>>33013057Some combination of these. Basically we're interested in both subjects (body magic and getting into her pants).
>>33013145Offer to give her a back massage.
>>33013145Have you ever thought about how Body Magic will make you better in bed?
Rolled 3>>33013145Fuck it kiss her!
>>33013145[LACK OF SELF CONFIDENCE INTENSIFIES]
>>33013198You decide to throw caution to the wind and kiss Melissa. What you don't expect is her to kiss back, with even more force. It all snowballs from there and an hour later you're hoping that you aren't walking TOO funny tomorrow.Melissa's already asleep. Anything you want to do before you get some sleep?>What Now?
>>33013241Touch fluffy tail>Meditate.
Rolled 3>>33013241Meditate then sleep. No cd try not to wake her.
>>33013241Fondle her ass a bit before you get some shut eye.
>>33013241Text Mom and Dad--They'll be so proud!
>>33013281You decide to do some meditation.Due to your general relaxation, it goes rather well, even without the CD!EXP +20!EXP: 45/100In the morning, you notice that Melissa's not in bed with you.>What Now?
>>33013355Go on $channel and tell all those faggots who said you would never do it that you did.
>>33013338>Get laid>Brag to your parentsI want to live in the world you live in.Anyways,>Go to class
>>33013355MeditateWe still have Andrea's number. We could ask how her space classes are going. Just throwing that out there.
Rolled 7>>33013355Ask the air if she is still in the house if no responce take a quick look around the house if she isn't there shrug and go to class.
>>33013387>>33013355This.>tfw not 30 year old wizard and qt3.14 gf
>>33013412On a whim, you decide to text Andrea and see how her Space classes are doing."Hey Andrea. How're Space things?"Eventually, your phone buzzes."OMG there sooooo grate! Im havng so much fun! I'm lerning bout dimension travels! I got to go to the Sugar Dimension! I brot back fudge veal for every1!"Melissa comes into the room, pulling on her shirt. "Why, Samuel, are you texting other girls? What an awful boyfriend." She sits next to you. "Also, you have good shampoo."You remember you don't have classes today."Uh, hey, Melissa, can I do something on the computer real quick?""Sure." She says.>>33013387BodWiz: Hey fuckersBodWiz: Guess who got laid.BodWiz: At 18.Spacecase: Yeah right.Spacecase: Did you get past 2 minutes?Clocksucker: I'd say "Pics or it didn't happen" but it totally didn't happen.Clocksucker: Ahahahaha.BodWiz: Whatever, I don't need to prove anything.BodWiz: But I did get laid.BodWiz: Suck it.You log off. That felt good.>What Now?
Rolled 58>>33013530Take a shower. Ask Melissa if she has any plans for the day.
>>33013530"You took a shower without me."Then pull her in for round 2.
>>33013700"Hey, you took a shower without me." You say, hoping to start intercourse."Woah, down boy, there'll be time for that later." She says. Doesn't seem she's in the mood right now, and you're not gonna push things.>>33013603You decide to take a shower. You feel fantastic. You get dressed and talk to Melissa."So you have any plans for today?" You say."I was thinking of meeting up with everyone today, yknow? Seeing how studies are going with everyone."You think that sounds like a fine idea, and bring up that Andrea apparently has Fudge Veal or whatever.She grins. "Oh, great, I love fudge. Let's go then."Unless, of course, you have something you'd like to do first.>What Now?
>>33013737Figure out how to look pretty
Rolled 90>>33013737We don't have anything more important to do. Off to see the gang
Ugh, I'm sorry, I have to get going for real now guys. I'll see you guys later.
>>33013802When's next thread?
>>33013825Some time tomorrow. It's currently 1:47 AM my time, I'd say... maybe around 4 or 5 PM?
>>33013886You forgot to put collective game in the tags