Hey /tg/ I'm sick. Could you post things to distract me from how crappy I feel?
>>32944715get well soon dude.
>>32945207Aww... Here, have a "results of mixing potions" random chart to think about as you take your medicines.
>>32944715I fell in a lake today.Feel free to laugh at my misfortune.
Here, have some /a/ being ruined.
>>32944715This /v/ always makes me chuckle.
>>32946024What is he watching to make him so uncomfortable?
>>32946298He's waiting for the guy with the camera to take a picture already.
Prepare yourselves! For the story of Johnny: King of the Wolves!1/3
>>32947690The Saga continues!2/3
>>32947709The epic conclusion! 3/3
>>32947627One of my favorites.
>>32947515>>32947565These aren't funny unless your class is Edgemaster.
>>32948244Anon - Level 86 Human Edgemaster
>>32947604Random fun fact: If you've ever been given some form of intravenous drug, odds are good these guys helped you. Horseshoe crabs have no immune system as mammals register it; their blood just sort of glomps onto whatever enters a wound and that's how they form a scab. Any bacteria or viruses that get into their bloodstream just get swallowed up and either broken down or transformed into scab.This makes it brilliant for testing if a solution preparation of some drug or another is clean of any foreign bodies. Just squirt a little horseshoe crab blood in a sample of the solution and bam. If it forms globs, it's tainted. You failed. If not, try again.Horseshoe crabs are amazing little mofos.
>>32944715This one always makes me laugh, OP.
I only have this to offer.Get well soon anon.
Get better anon
Does anyone have that one with the band of idiots who try to burn down the building beside the one they were murdering someone in as a distraction?
>>32948724I think my group did that once or twice....
>>32948724No, but I have a tale of a similar band of idiots.
>>32948722>not linking the actual videoYou people are the worst.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMBg0j1GGgI
>>32948851I get these from 4chan, not from actual videos.
>>32948883How viable would a heli-board be IRL?
>>32949050Depends. Do you like falling?
>>32949137Or getting various body parts put through a blender while falling?
>>32949137>>32949179Well, you'd probably have snowboard type straps.
this one is worth a chuckle, for me at the very least
>>32949137Footstraps? Possibly with support things for your calves?
>>32948883Ride of the Valkyries as playing in my head the whole .webm.
>>32949214Now we only have to modernize it and come up with a suitable acronym.
>>32949241That....if I was the pilot in that second plane, I think I'd have just shat myself.
>>32949270IW are sneaky motherfuckers.
>>32949241>>32949311I wish BF3 were still really popular. BF:BC2 moreso.
>>329493292142 was the best
>>32945976here some /v/ doing business as usual
>>32949595>last three posts exactly thirty seconds apart eachYep.
>>32949434second best quest
>>32949681Isn't the time limit a minute, though?
Rolled 6, 4 = 10SHITPOST.Your thread suffers damage! How do you retaliate?
>>32949799I think it is now, but it used to be 30 seconds.
>>32949873Can I make a saving throw?
>>32949918Yes. DC 16, Reflex based.
>>32949846That's what I thought, thanks for checkin'>>32949877Yeah, but acording to the picture it was eleven days ago so the minute-long part would have been in effect unless it's very recent
>>32950667Nah. 100 is totally unbelievable.
>>32949232Propulse Everywhere Now In Style.
I wasn't home last weekend. Did he score? He said he'll post.
>>32947610Why would you use the shitty half-version, anon?
>>32944715Out of curiosity, does anyone out there actually find this one funny? I may retire it
>>32948080I genuinely believe people like this anon live better lives than most of us.
>>32953123Just try to be that person when the time comes.There are more chances than you might think.
>>32944715I could dump adorables if that would help.
>>32947627Oh man, that thread was amazing.
>>32948244What if I was a Neutral Good Edgemaster?I mean, stuff's gonna die. Might as well make it count for something.
>>32949329>BC2>not BC1What is wrong with this world.
>>32953470That snake is such a tsundere.
>>32948244Are you telling me you don't want to be Lord of Crows?
>>32947565I'm not sure whether to be pissed or in awe.
>>32955178You'd be too if your mouth was stitched together
>>32944715Last week I sent a dick pic to my girlfriend in Massachusetts. I didn't put a lot of thought into this, and ended up sending it to her while she was eating lunch with her mom and her mom's friends.
>>32958431And now they all want your D right?
>>32959216>All of them are jewish> glorious 7 inches cut >I got the daughter into nazi roleplay >she's adoptedunanimously yes
Does anyone have those screencaps of an adventurer(steve irwin, i believe) inadvertenly complimenting a host of fantasy races?