> Friday, November 29th, 2013SITUATION: http://pastebin.com/Ac5gJdwqMECHANICS: http://pastebin.com/Se82xDLeCREW ROSTER: http://pastebin.com/qVD3DM17TANK ROSTER: http://pastebin.com/UCXDAajgTHE SHOP: http://pastebin.com/ZMy4Q2sqYou are Gertrude Pool, Sophomore Class President and new commander of Lafayette Girls Academy’s revived Tankery Team.Your eyes flutter open. You feel about ten pounds heavier. Probably the dinner last night. Was nice seeing the folks again of course. But holy shit, that dinner. Maybe you should have eaten less. Regardless, you rise-Or, try to rise. Kitten pulls you down, cuddling you like a teddy bear. She’s still asleep too. Damn it. You try to move your legs.Wait, Japanese Students there. Nezumi and Assam on your left. Izumi and Alisa on your right. Even Griselda is cuddling with you. At least Nancy’s gone, she and Preston are probably busy cleaning the house.Fuck. How did Dad get out of stuff like this?Dad walks by, mug of coffee in hand and morning paper in the other, chuckling. “If I was you, I’d just lie there. To hell with getting out of that.”Goddamn it, Dad.> Wake everyone up> Wait until everyone wakes up> Write in
>Wake everyone up
>>32900135>> Wait until everyone wakes up
>>32900135> Wait until everyone wakes up
>>32900135>Wake everyone upWe got things to do, places to go, pounds to loose.Also, pic related has been my morning
>>32900135>>> Wait until everyone wakes up
>>32900135You are an idiot, German.>wait
> Wait until everyone wakes upTo hell with it, you can wait. You’re as patient and ponderous as the Army of the Potomac under General McClellan’s leadership. You can wait this out.Kitten grumbles a bit, running her hand over your belly oh god that tickles kitten plsNezumi yawns, smacking her lips. “Ugh… guten Morgen…” she rises and stretches her arms in the air, yawning like a child. “Huh. Did we fall asleep.”Assam grumbles a bit, grabbing nestling her head between your thighs. “Go back to sleep, Nezumi-san…” goddamn it wake up you fucksNezumi stands up, carefully stepping off of you and everyone else. “Good morning, Pool-san. Did you have a nice sleep?”> Boast> Neutral> Polite> “Please help me.”> Write in
>>32900361>> “Please help me.”
>>32900361>“Please help me.”Can you find the off switch for my swag?
>>32900361>> BoastShit yeah, centre of a girl-pile is the best place to sleep.
>>32900361>“Please help me.”
>>32900361> “Please help me.”Missing that morning jog, ladies. They'd probably want to join after a visit with the scale.Also, a reminder that it's highly possible that Oarai's commanders for their newly acquired tanks would consist of the rest of Miho's and Emi's Panzer IV crewmates.In addition, it may be a bad idea to put Georgina with the Juniors because she might overhear about LGA going under by next year.Might be a moot point if Fredendall spilled the beans already to spite us though.
>>32900361> “Please help me.”> "Assam you are best girl but that doesn't mean you can put your face wherever you like."
>>32900361>>32900361>> “Please help me.”I can't find the off switch for my swag!
> “Please help me.”You sigh. “Can you help, Nezumi? I think I’ve lost circulation in my arms.”Nezumi nods. “Hey, wake up, idiots.” Everyone groans, burying their faces deeper onto your body. “Come on, Pool-san isn’t a pillow.” She pats Alisa’s head. “Wakey wakey. Come on, come on.”Alisa hugs your thigh. “Go away…”Izumi grumbles. “Five more minutes.”“Come on,” says Nezumi. “Pool-san has got things to do today. Stuff to get done. Get up.” Everyone wakes reluctantly, sitting up and crawling over you to get off the couch. Finally, you can move your legs. You squint. You swear your thighs are slightly bigger now. Damn it.Kitten yawns a bit, still cuddling with you. “Can I just-“You tug on her cheek, she whines as you push her up gently. “Not today.”> Go Shower> Figure out what to do today (Subquests? Hanging out with a crew or a commander?)> Go make Breakfast> Talk with Someone (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Other
>>32900361> “Please help me.”
>>32900550> Go Shower
>>32900550>> Go Shower
>>32900550>Go ShowerThus begins the rotating cycle of bathing buddies.
>>32900550> Go jogging with Kitten on our back.
>>32900550>> Go Shower>> Figure out what to do today (Japanese subquest)
>>32900620This, so much this.
>>32900550> Go Shower> Figure out what to do today (Subquests? Hanging out with a crew or a commander?)Well, the Konigsberg subquest is pretty much done, as well as the Michelle/Aces Loyalty quest.And since the Japanese team is here, why not kill two birds with one stone?> Go for Broke! – Team Purple Heart> Help the Japanese work together betterHang out with them and make some progress on their Loyalty.Team Liberty still not getting a Loyalty quest even after the Girl Scouts, History Club and Exchange Students got one. As expected of team generic.
>>32900686Exactly.You'd think the Australians would be fawning all over them during the Pravda match for using the Sentinel, but nope. Nothing from any their crew.
> Go ShowerYou wash Kitten’s hair under the water with the best shampoo you’ve got. “So, Kitten. Enjoy dinner last night?”Kitten yawns a bit. “Sure, I suppose. It was nice seeing your family again. I got to see Darrell and Derrell too, they’re a nice pair of cousins you got.”“Yeah, Uncle Daryl really raised them both right.”You both hear a scream from your room. “What was that?” says Kitten.You smirk. “I told Nezumi I keep a scale in my room.” Another scream. That sounded like Izumi. “And there’s Izumi. I told them this stuff you know? You can’t just pig out on Thanksgiving day if you don’t want to gain weight.” Another scream. Alisa. This is getting methodical.“Oh!” Just a surprised yelp from Assam. Ain’t that a thing.You both finish off your shower and decide to take your chances. Time to face your archnemesis.>>=[| HEALTH-O-METER SILVER AND BLACK WEIGHT TRACKING SCALE HDM691DQ-95 |]=<<>>=[| THE SCALE |]=<<Kitten steps aboard first, to encourage you. She tilts her head. “Only two pounds. Not bad.”“Out of my way, bitch,” you say. Kitten steps away. You step aboard.…You kneel down, burying your face in your hand. “… ten pounds isn’t that bad!” says Kitten. “I like the results in your thighs!” The only release for you now is death. “We can jogging if you want.”> Go Jogging> Figure out what to do today (Subquests? Hanging out with a crew or a commander?)> Go make Breakfast> Talk with Someone (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Other> Pausing thread, be back in half an hour or more. Or less. Whichever.
>>32900734>> Go JoggingCheer ourselves up by smugly inviting the Japanese team along.
>>32900734>Cry in a corner
>>32900734> Go jogging. Bring the girls with us.Gotta fly nowwwww~
>>32900734This >>32900750Plus us the time to figure out the Japanese team quest.
>>32900734> Go JoggingJapanese team are welcome to join.
>>32900734> Go Jogging>Carry Kitten>Jog until we vomit
>>32900831I don't think Dad would appreciate us puking on the driveway.
>>32900831Lets do this, for the crazies.
>>32900879That's why we puke in someone else's driveway.
>>32901048Yeah, like that guy at the end of the street that Dad always boasts to when we win a match.
>>32900734Jogging with Japanese team
>>32900734Laugh/cry like a mad manI told you so
Back, writing update.
> Go JoggingTime to fire up the iPod and use Kitten as a weight. You zip up your hoodie and put on some sweatpants. Time to get rolling. “Nezumi, I’m going jogging if you guys want to-“They meet you out, gym clothes and everything. Nezumi, Izumi, and Alisa look determined. Assam is simply smiling. “We’re ready!” they all say. Well. Ain’t that a thing.“Dad, we’re going out for a run!” you yell.“Be back soon, Gertrude!” he yells back.You step out into the chilly morning air and start your jog. “Come on! Let’s go, follow me!” You piggyback Kitten on your back. The Japanese students follow you. Ain’t this a sight. But regardless, you hit the play button on your iPod.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhlPAj38rHc> RUN LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT> Talk with Someone (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Other
>>32901412> RUN LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON ITGOTTA GO FAST
>>32901412>Talk with Someone (Japanese students)I told you
>>32901412> Talk to someone (So, other than the weight gain, how did you enjoy yesterday? And Assam don't even say anything to anyone about where you woke up this morning, I'll never hear the end of it.)
>>32901412>> RUN LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT
>>32901412> RUN LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON ITKitten needs to run too, have her run half the distance.
>>32901412> RUN LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON ITtime to return to /fit/ mode!
>>32901412>> Talk with Someone (Ask how bad, and tell them I told you so.)
>>32901412>> RUN LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT> Talk with Someone (Japanese Team)
>>32901412These >>32901467 >>32901451 and this >>32901492
>>32901412> Talk with Someone (Japanese Exchange Students)Gertrude should be aware of what motivates Konigsberg now thanks to agent Ramirez, so the question is: What did they fight for whenever they get inside their tank back in their respective schools?Side topic: They seem to be confused about that football game last night, maybe baseball would be right up their alley?
> RUN LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT> Talk with Someone (Team Purple Heart)You push yourself, sweat beading down your neck, Kitten screaming at you. “Come on, you pussy! You call this losing weight! At this rate, you’re going to be bigger than morbidly obese King Kong!” You give her the finger in response, panting heavily.You slow down to run alongside Nezumi. “So, Nezumi! What’s the damage?”“I gained three kilograms!” she says.“That’s not so bad!” you say.Kitten says, “That’s about six and a half pounds.”“Oh, that is bad,” you say. Nezumi groans, trying to push herself ahead of you. “What about you guys?”Izumi holds up two fingers. Either two pounds or two kilograms, neither is good. Alisa says, “Four and a half kilos!”“Assam!?” you say. She’s bringing up the rear, happy as can be.“One pound!” she says.… seriously?Assam grins. “I couldn’t be more chipper!”“I was wondering why she was not eating so much at dinner!” yelled Nezumi.You sigh. So far you’ve done one mile.> Keep going> Turn back> Talk with Someone (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Other
>>32901648>Keep goingOn both running and talking
>>32901648>> Keep goingPut Kitten down then double speed for a short distance. Then walk.
>>32901648> OtherParkour the rest of the way home. Make everyone else follow you through your moves.
>>32901673What do you think Trude is, a wimp?>>32901648> Keep going> Talk with everyone (So other than the weight gain, how did you guys like Thanksgiving?)
>>32901412>That songOh god, I'm having Band class flashbacks. First Trumpet for that song was literally murder.>>32901648>Keep going
>>32901648>> Keep going> Talk with Someone (Japanese)
>>32901648> Keep going
>>32901648Inb4 Nancy HiBye! Trude while running at a dead sprint without looking winded.
>>32901648>> Keep going>> Turn back>> Talk with Someone (How did they enjoy American Thanksgiving)
>>32901692Anon, you know, with Gertrude's tendancy to dive in head first without planning, her parkour, which she has never done before would look like pic related.
>>32901699>tfw Bass player>tfw everything is really easyanyway>>32901648> Keep going
> Keep going> Talk with Someone (Specify)“Besides the weight gain, did everyone enjoy themselves?” you say between breathes. They all nod. You managed to convince Kitten that running was a good idea for her.And not one quarter of a mile later, she overcooked herself and threw up on the street. “FLUUFGHAGGGGGH!”“You okay?” you say. You hand her a bottle of water.“Fuck you AFFFFFFAAAAAAGGGHHHH!”Well, could be worse.Nezumi sighs. “Goodness, I have not run this hard since Kuromorimine accepted me as a Tank Commander.”Izumi asks her, “How’d an idiot like you become a tank commander anyway?”Nezumi glares at her. “Well, I happened to be smart, cooperative with others, and I had actually bought my first StuG with my own money that I raised myself.”Alisa says, “Aren’t you still paying the bill for the Maus?”“Yes, I am!” says Nezumi. “It is quite a bit of money.”Assam says, “Well, money can’t buy happiness but tanks can!” Everyone nods and agrees with that.Kitten sighs, rubbing her mouth. “Can we go home? I’m not good at this running stuff!”> Keep going> Turn back> Talk with Someone (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Other
>>32901865>Keep goingNO MERCY
>>32901865> Keep goingPAIN IS WEAKNESS LEAVING THE BODY!
>>32901865>Turn backWe have broken the Kitten, take it easy going back. Dad is probably preparing breakfast.
>>32901865>> Keep goingQuitting is for losers and Trude's a winner!
>>32901865>> Keep goingSigh....Pick her up again.
>>32901865> Keep goingTrude can carry her some more if needed.
>>32901865> Keep going and put Kitten back on our back> Talk to Nezumi (Isn't footing the bill for tank repairs a bit much?)
>>32901865> Keep going>Carry the casualty
>>32901865>> Keep goingCarry the Kitten if necessary
>>32901865>> Keep goingAbandon the Kitten, there can only be one
>>32901865> Turn backa mile is enough.
>>32901865>> Keep goingSo if she bought their first tanks does that mean they keep their tanks or they donate them to Black Forest?
I can see the archive description now..."We went jogging and never came back."
>>32901984Would you rather we went back IN DEFEAT?
> Keep goingYou piggyback Kitten again. “Come on! We ain’t out of the woods yet!”You, Kitten, and the Japanese girl continue on with your jog, pushing further and further through the neighborhood.Finally, you come to a bridge, signaling that you’ve come up to Difficult Run Trail. That’s about two miles away from your house now.No, that’s not a hyperbole, it actually does exist and it is actually named Difficult Run.“I never would have realized!” yells Nezumi as you all catch your breath on a bridge. “Can we take a break!? My lungs are killing me!”You nod. “Five minute break.”You receive a call then.> BERNADETTE F. FAIRLESS (Senior Vice President)> Answer> Don’t Answer> Other
>>32902084>AnswerHi Bernadette, we're puking in the woods! What are you up to?
>>32902084> Don't AnswerBecause nobody else is going to pick this option and I feel sorry for it ;_;
>>32902084>> AnswerMake horror movie noises. "RUNNN!! AAHHH!!! BEARR!!!! HOMELESS PEOPLE!!!! FREDERALL!!!! AHHHH"
>>32902084> Answer. Do some stretches to stay loosey goosey.>>32902101You. I like you.
>>32902118But what about the poor >Other options, anon?
>>32902180Answering while breathing heavily and panting. Because that'd actually be accurate and not suggestive at all.
>>32902180But > Other gets way more use than > Don't Answer, which I don't think we've ever used, even when it was Fredendall calling us.
>>32902084>> OtherGive phone to drowsy kitty.
>>32902206This is an acceptable option. I change my vote to this for lulz.
> Answer“Bernadette! Hi! What’s up?”“Not much. How was Thanksgiving?”“Oh, it was great, I’m just working off the extra weight now. Ran over to Difficult Run trail.”“… Difficult Run-““Yes, it’s a thing, it’s an actual thing. What about you?”“Oh, I’ve had a nice time with family. I even invited the other Seniors over and their families too. It was a good time in all honesty.”“Cool, cool.”“Just calling to remind you again, we have a class meeting on Monday after school. Gotta discuss things here and there. Miss Lutz tells me we should have the location for the Konigsberg match by Sunday actually, so we’ll be sure to set the next Shore Leave at that location. Kay?”“Neat stuff, Bernadette. Thanks. Maybe if you want, you can come down and visit?”“Oh, it’s quite a ways, but maybe if I have time on Saturday. Anyway, see you, Gertrude.”“Yeah, see you soon.”You hang up. What to do now?> Keep going> Turn back> Talk with Someone (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Other
>>32902280>> Keep going>Difficult Run trailKitty must come with, use the puppy eyes.
>>32902280>> Keep goingAre we going to quit at the Difficult Run Trail? I think not
>>32902280> Turn backFour miles is a pretty good run.
>>32902280>> Keep going
>mfw this pastabin has not be updated since 03/03/13http://pastebin.com/zHgVK5Wg#
>>32902280> Turn back> Talk with Someone (Japanese Exchange Students)So... baseball?Also, weren't Gertrude and Kitten supposed to see a movie?
>>32902280>> Keep going> Talk with Someone (Japanese team)Try to promote team work
>>32902280>> Keep going> Talk with Someone (Japanese Team)There's a lesson here, but I'll be damned if I know what it is
>>32902375Right, we need to do the movie date. Also, figure out when we're beating up a bunch of Italians. We've beaten the Japanese and Soviets already, so we just need to get them out of the way so we can finish off the Nazis and get all of the Axis + Stalin.
>>32902280>> OtherKill everyone and consume their flesh.I am kidding, don't do it Trude.
>>32902434It's feasible. According to the LoveLive iOS game idols gain power through consuming high school girls, so maybe it'll work for tankers.Hee.
>>32902280> Turn backI think we've done enough, remember, we do have to make the return trip.
>>32902280Man Schteel, considering how Germany absolutely DESTROYED Portugal you must be so fucking buttmad right nowApart from that,>Keep going
>>32902495Schteel isn't Portugese, anon.
>>32902524He detests Germany though
>>32902412> Also, figure out when we're beating up a bunch of Italians.It's scheduled for Sunday.I wouldn't mind seeing Anchovy set a race challenge to one of the crews on any nearby race tracks that can handle tanks though.
>>32902548If we see any tankettes, don't bother shooting at them. Use Honorable Approach or use the .50 Cal
>>32902495I've been missing out on the World Cup because of Questing and other business unfortunately. Kudos to Germany.Seriously, I don't hate Germany. If I somehow made it clear that I did hate it, I do deeply apologize, that wasn't my intention.Because everyone knows America is best.The US is still in the World Cup right?> Keep going“Let’s go! Come on!” You say to Kitten. “Reston Town Center’s only a few more miles. Tell you what, we can watch Crimson Skies if it’s there.”Kitten smiles wearily. “Great! Let’s go!”And thus, you continue on. The day is cold, the sun is actually high. You’ve actually been out for quite some time. You might want to let your family know you’re out here near Reston.Izumi pants, falling behind. “I- I can’t go on!”Nezumi and Assam go back for her, helping move. “Come on! We’re almost there! How much further?”“Just another mile!” you say.Alisa says, “Is this normal for you!?”> Boast> Neutral> Polite> Write in
>>32902495>>32902531>>32902553Can we PLEASE not start this again?
>>32902583>> Boast>>32902572I'd rather feed them to our teams that are close to being Elites to be honest. The approach doesn't matter to me
>>32902583"Actually this is a light warm up."
>>32902583> Polite> Write in (No, I'm just going for the extra mile to impress you all. I'm sorry!)
>>32902583>BoastGertrude Stronk!>“Be back soon, Gertrude!” he yells back.We should keep tabs with Dad-san.
>>32902606I'm suggesting it since the tankettes are really fast and having our turret traverse/aiming using a large calibur shell, it is better to use something with a more higher rate of fire to keep up with the speed.Since the .50 cal is a heavier round which can penetrate lightly armored tanks, this makes it perfect
>>32902583> Boast> "Be glad you aren't running with Nancy! Or Wendy! Or Joanna!"
>>32902657That sounds good then. I don't know anything about tanks, but that makes sense.
>>32902583> Boast"I finished the pacer!"
>>32902606Going off of this, I think for the Anzio match we should let Charlotte and Cathy take point so they can get more leadership practice in.
>>32902583> Boast>>32902698this is so true.
>>32902710We might also get rifle team become a leader too, hopefully they gain Elite after the Anzio match
Our Agenda for today is>Run>Dad's Breakfast/Make Japanese lose control and cry.>Movie?>Purple Heart Loyalty Quest
> BoastYou nod. “Hey, I finished the pacer! It’s Tuesday for me!”“Actually, I think it’s Friday!” says Izumi.“It’s a figure of speech!” you say. “Come on! Come on!”Finally though, you get off from the forests and the small streets of the suburbs, and head into the downtown of Reston Town Centers. People pass you by, cars roll along the streets. You all take a rest on a bench at an intersection, drinking water and catching your breathes. Kitten says, “It’s been ages since we’ve been to Reston.”You nod. “Yeah. But hey, we’re finally back!” You point to a billboard. “Look at that! Tankery advertisement for the World Tournament! Saint Gloriana versus Kursk tomorrow!”Nezumi says, “Oh, they are screwed, Saint Gloriana.”Alisa nods. “Yep.”“Agreed,” says Izumi.“I concur,” says Assam. “… wait. No, I actually do concur.” You look at her confusedly. “Kursk is a very Elite team. The Russians are not one to be trifled with. Miss Kuznetsov in particular isn’t just any Tank commander, she’s from a long line of Senshadou practitioners, dating all the way to Bertha Benz.”You sigh. “Sounds like some shit.” You check the time. Eleven O’Clock. Wow, that’s decent time. But what now?> Get lunch> Go watch Movie> Head Home> Talk with Someone (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Other
>>32902867> Go watch movieHm, I wonder if Reston is one of those places with a dinner+movie dealio.
>>32902867>> Go watch Movie
>>32902867> Get lunch> Go watch MovieHaven't had breakfast yet anyway.> Bertha BenzThat sounds familiar. Isn't she the one who wrote the strange German book or am I mistaken?
>>32902867> Go watch MovieCRIMSON SKIES, HO
>>32902867>Go watch MovieWe promised Kitten there would be Nathan worship.
>>32902867>> Go watch MovieGet popcorn with extra butter on topCry when you actually gain weight
>>32902909Darn, it isn't. Bowtie doesn't have that, though it's a nice looking place. Closest I could find is in Ashburn which is 13 miles away.
>>32902867>> Get lunch>> Go watch Movie> Talk with Someone (Lecture Assam)You need to believe in your team, That's what Trude does. For Shame Assam even if the chances seem bleak
>>32902867>> Talk with Someone (Assam)We need to believe Darjeeing can pull it off.
>>32902867>> Head HomeDad! No! I'm alive! Stop! It's okay! Put away the shotgun!
>>32902867> Get lunch/Late breakfast?> Go watch MovieHave Japanese team fall in love with the Nathan. >Talk to AssamI think the underdog has a chance, I mean we're proof of that.
>>32902867>> Call Someone (Dad)Tell him where we are?I forgot about that.
>>32903064> Have Japanese team fall in love with the Nathan. Especially if he's showing off that tight booty of his.
> Go watch Movie“Yeah, Dad. Don’t worry, we’re just in Reston. I might have overcooked it a bit. We’ll be home soon though, after lunch maybe.”“Alright! We’ll be having leftovers from last night anyway. Have fun!”You walk to the movie theatre, big place. Thirteen screens even if you recall correctly. But you’re here for one thing and one thing only.Crimson Skies: The Movie. A high flying, two fisted tale of action, adventure, and aviation. All of you stare at the poster for it.“Welcome to the Crimson Skies of America.” The tagline.Nathan Fillion as Nathan ZacharyScarlet Johansson as The Black SwanStanley Tucci as Doctor FassenbeinderKeith Szarabajka as Genghis KahnAnd Liam Neeson as Paladin BlakeJesus Christ, you’re wet in more ways than one.“So, this movie,” says Nezumi. The Japanese girls seem a bit skeptical. “Is it supposed to be good?”> Boast> Neutral> Polite> Write in
>>32903161> BoastTrudy, please.
>>32902867>Get lunch> Go watch MovieMovie time!
>>32903161> “Is it supposed to be good?”> And Liam Neeson as Paladin Blake> Write inNo words needed.
>>32903161>> Boast> Nathan Fillion will make it good
>>32903161>Boast"Good? More like the best damn movie you'll ever have the privilege of seeing!"
>>32903161> Write in"HEATHENS! HERESY! You dare doubt the awesomeness of Gentleman Pirate Nathan Zachary, ruler of the skies?!"
>>32903161> Boast"It's so good that by the time you return home you'll have marathoned Firefly, Castle, and pretty much everything Liam Neeson's been in. Except maybe Phantom Menace."
>>32903161>BoastYour bodies are not ready.
>>32902583>I've been missing out on the World CupNot even watching it just for kicks?
>>32903267If your goal was to get a yellow card for that pun, then you've passed.
>>32902583>I've been missing out on the World Cup because of Questing and other business unfortunately. Kudos to Germany.>Seriously, I don't hate Germany. If I somehow made it clear that I did hate it, I do deeply apologize, that wasn't my intention.>Because everyone knows America is best.>The US is still in the World Cup right?Looks like it's still in the qualifiers, and the US still has Portugal and Germany to face. But we beat Ghana!
>>32903267Get out of here Carlos! ... wait, Assam.
>>32903267> That punI hope something mildly unpleasant happens to you.
>>32903280England here, you're doing better than us.If I actually gave a shit about football I'd probably be distraught right now.
>>32903306>Lost to Italy and UruguayNot moving on to the actual tournament, huh?
>>32903348Nope, we would have had a chance if Costa Rica had lost, but we're out now.Football/Soccer kinda bores me anyway, if anything I think your football is more interesting to watch.Rugby still best sport though, also Cricket for confusing foreigners.
>>32903384American football is all about strategy, and the armor just lets the hits be a lot more brutal than otherwise.
> Boast“Oh, it’s directed by Joe Johnston if I recall, executive producer is Steven Spielberg, you also have Mark Wahlberg, Alan Tudyk, Natalie Portman, Maggie Gyllenhaal and Alan Arkin in smaller roles too. Plus the same special effects company as the studio that made the Star Wars prequel, AND THEY MADE REPLICA DEVASTATORS AND BLOODHAWKS!”Kitten says, “Trudy, please. I can only get so aroused.”“I know!” you say.The Japanese girls just look confused.“But whatever,” you say. “Let’s get in there. I’m buying.” You walk up to the ticket booth. “Six tickets to Crimson Skies: The Movie! Six adults!”Izumi says, “But-“ Nezumi nudges her with her elbow. “Yeah.”The ticket guy grunts, then sets up your tickets. “Enjoy the show.”You get your tickets checked and ripped, and walk into the theatre. You sit between Kitten and Nezumi. Alisa has gotten a huge tub of buttery popcorn along with a soda bigger than her thighs. Well, at least you can share.Everyone though conspicuously avoids you. You’re confused, but then you smell your armpit.Oh yeah. That sucks. Jesus.“It’s starting!” says Kitten. She curls up next to you, grinning with glee. You do the same, bouncing in your seat.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i23KRvtWLx8…[1/2]
>>32903453[2/2]…You all walk out of the theatre. “THAT WAS AWESOME!” screams Kitten. “HOLY SHIT!”You’re just as excited. “YOOO! WHEN NATHAN JUMPED OUT AND LANDED ON THE ZEPPELIN!”“AND THEN WHEN SHOWSTOPPER CRAWFORD CHOPPED UP THAT PLANE WITH HIS PROPELLER!”“AND THEN-“You both yell, “LIAM NEESON!” you both giggle with glee. You’d have that man’s babies in a heartbeat. You look over to the Japanese girls. “How was it?” you ask.“It was good!” says Nezumi. “American films are quite exciting I see.”“Yep!” Your stomach grumbles. What now?> Get lunch> Head Home> Talk with Someone (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Other
>>32903465>> Get lunch
>>32903465> Head Home> Take a shower.
>>32903465>> Head HomeDad say he have leftover. Might finish it now and jog for remainder of day.
>>32903465> Get lunch>>32903494For dinner.
>>32903465>> Head Home
>>32903465> Head Home
>>32903465>> Head Home>> Talk with Someone (Japanese team)Ask their opinion, only Nezumi responded and I thought they will be more excited?
Rolled 17>>32903465>> Get lunch
>>32903465>> Head Home>> Talk with Someone (Japanese team)I feel bad for Nancy not seeing crimson skies
>>32903510dang, 5am here. need coffee.
>>32903465>head home and shower
> Head HomeAs a reward for the girls for sticking it through the jogging, you decide to rent a taxi home. Sure, it may not be as fun as jogging, but you’re not keen on pushing the Japanese girls much further. Plus, the taxi driver visibly started crying as soon as you all stepped in, so it might be a good idea to shower.Regardless, you arrive home. The taxi driver speeds off without pay. You must really stink. Eh, you can have Dad pay him later by mail. You got his license at least.Dad opens the door. “Hey girls and holy cow, you all stink.” The Japanese girls glare at him. “That is… um. You all stink.” After a minute, he shrugs. “To hell with it, I’m going down with the ship. Lunch is in the fridge.”You nod. “Thanks, Dad.” You look over at Nancy and Preston, watching TV in the TV room. “Hey, Nancy, Preston. You guys missed out on Crimson Skies: The Movie!”Nancy says, “Awww! I thought you were just going jogging today!”“We did, for seven miles,” you say.> Figure out what else to do today (Subquests? Hang out with someone or a crew?)> Go see Griselda in her room> Have Lunch> Talk with Someone (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Other
Rolled 20>>32903701>otherShower First
>>32903701>Hug Griselda with our smelly body>Go shower
>>32903701>> Figure out what else to do today (Subquests? Hang out with someone or a crew?)BathHave some discussion about Konisberg with other?
>>32903701>> Go see Griselda in her room
>>32903701> Figure out what else to do today (Subquests? Hang out with someone or a crew?)I got an idea to foster team cohesion with Team Purple Heart.Get together with the Theater Tech crew and organize a Test of Courage while we're still in vacation mode.But first...> Shower
>>32903701>> Figure out what else to do today (Subquests? Hang out with someone or a crew?)Purple Heart loyalty questI feel bad Nancy...
>>32903701>> Figure out what else to do today (Purple Heart)Shower is obvious.
>>32903701>> Figure out what else to do today (Purple heart Loyalty Quest)
> Figure out what else to do today (Go for Broke)> ShowerYou and Kitten have a quick shower to wash the stank off of you, then you decide there’s one thing to do for today to try and inspire some cohesion.You wear nothing but your underwear and a black blouse as you address the Japanese students, sitting on your bed. Kitten sits at your desk, ‘miring your progress. “Right, everyone!” you say. “I’ve called you four here to discuss your team. Now, this might be obvious to you, but the four of you come from very different backgrounds and thus have very different ideas of how a tank works and how it might operate based on your role.“Assam, you’re a gunner. Your concern is how the tank maneuvers to firing position and whether or not it has the best gun.”“Nezumi, you’re a commander. It’s your job to make sure everyone is running at tip top efficiency and the like.”“Alisa, you’re the loader and the radio operator. You’re juggling two tasks technically speaking but both are very essential to the operator of a tank.”“And Izumi. You’re the driver. You drive the tank, that’s the difference between a pillbox and a tank.”Nezumi raises her hand, curious. “So, Pool-san-““I am not Pool-san!” you say. You thump your chest, puffing it out. “I am POOL-SENSEI!”“…” Nezumi blinks, tilting her head, then she says, “Pool-sensei. What will have you us do?”You think. You didn’t think this far ahead actually.> Trust exercise> Honest critique of each other’s ability> Tank debates: which tank is the best?> Write in
>>32903941> Trust exercise
>>32903941> Trust exercise> Honest critique of each other’s ability
Rolled 19>>32903941>> Trust exercise
>>32903941>Write In (Get fucking drunk and see where how it progresses)
>>32903941>Trust exerciseGotta get them to work as a cohesive unit first, the rest comes later.
>>32903941> Honest critique of each other’s abilityThe tank debate won't help, and I can't think of a trust exercise off the bat, so let's do something we can actually do. There's a military critique methods called "three ups, three downs" where, during an after action report of a training exercise, you give at least three examples of what went right and what went wrong. That'll give everyone enough time for positive criticism and reinforcement.> Kitten sits at your desk, ‘miring your progress.That's an unusual euphemism for "checking out our thighs and butt".
>>32903941>> Trust exercise>> Honest critique of each other’s abilityGive them a feel for the other's strong points and weak points.Debates won't get us anywhere
>>32903941>Tank debatesGet ready for a shitstorm
> Trust exercise“Alright. First thing’s first. Trust. Everyone stand up. We’re going to try a trust exercise. Partner up.”They all shrug, then dismount the bed and split into pairs. Nezumi with Alisa, and Izumi with Assam. “Right, simple. You’re going to fall backwards, and your partner is going to catch you.”“What if our partner does not?” says Nezumi.“That’s the point,” you say. “Come on, I’ll show you. Kitten.” Kitten stands up and walks over. You stand behind her. She tips backwards and falls right into your arms. “There, simple as that! Try it yourselves.”They all look at each other, distrustful. Oh boy.Nezumi says, “Right, you catch me and I will catch you.” Alisa nods. She turns away, then sighs. She falls backwards right into Nezumi’s arms. “Perfect!” she says.Assam and Izumi have a bit more issues. While they do actually trust each other, it’s more because Izumi is actually incredibly small. And she chose Assam to be the fall guy. Assam smiles, then falls right on top of Izumi. “AGH! GET OFF OF ME!”“But you’re so comfortable, Izumi-san-san.”Dad walks in, a plate of leftovers for everyone. “Hey girlllllssssss….” He looks down at Assam, sitting on top of Izumi. “Well, I can see you’re quite busy.”You nod. “Thanks, Dad.” You take a plate from him. At least you’re making progress.Kitten says, “I have an idea. Griselda doesn’t get out of her room a lot, yeah?” You nod. “How about you task them with taking an item from her room without Griselda noticing.”You scratch her chin. “Hm. That might be a thing. But what?”…“Panties?” says Kitten. You shrug.> Raid on Griselda’s Room> Honest critique of each other’s ability> Tank debates: which tank is the best?> Write in
>>32904318>> Honest critique of each other’s abilityPanty raid can wait
>>32904318>Raid on Griselda’s Room
>>32904318> "Kitten, have you become Lisa? Have you become obsessed with sniffing other girls' panties?"> Honest critique of each other’s ability
Rolled 17>>32904318>> Raid on Griselda’s Room
>>32904318> Honest critique of each other’s ability> Kimodameshi
>>32904318> Raid on Griselda’s RoomYEAH WOOO
>>32904318>Steal Griselda, leave panties
>>32904318>> Honest critique of each other’s abilityDo this first then raid.
>>32904318>> Honest critique of each other’s abilityI'm honestly curious on what they think of each other.besides this will help, if we do the raid
>>32904318> Honest critique of each other's abilitythen> Raid on Griselda's Room
>>32900135Why does this fucking anime girl only have glasses on one side of her face?
>>32904533>glasses on one side of her faceIt's a monocle.
>>32904533Because she's an anime girl.
>>32904548Monocle's don't have nose bridges, she straight up just broke her glasses.
>>32904533Most likely only the one eye needs correction, and that's the style she went for.
>>32904569But that won't stay on for shit, even if it's got a reinforced ear grip, there's no way those things won't fly off her face at the slightest movement.
>>32904578It's riveted to her face
> Honest critique of each other’s ability> Raid on Griselda’s RoomYou all sit in a circle, finishing off lunch. “Alright. Now we’re going to give each other some honest critique. There will be no shouting, no insults, no nothing. Just pure and simple truth. Try and give three ups and downs for your three colleagues. Got it?” They all nod. “Good. Assam, why don’t you start first?”Assam scratches her chin, looking at Nezumi. Nezumi looks away, nervous. “Nezumi-san. I like you as a commander, you’re smart, you’re efficient, and you know what it takes to win. However, you’re a bit too… overconfident in the abilities of your tank. You’re too confident in the abilities of German technicality, and well… you’re a bit brash.” Nezumi crosses her arms, nodding. Looks she can take it. “Alisa-san. You’re a good commander. You handle time-distance calculation in ways I’ve never seen before. And you can organize entire platoons without ever seeing the action unfold! But you’re childish, you cheat a lot, and you’re panic under pressure.” Alisa sighed, nodding. “Izumi-san. Your driving skills are great. You have an incredible enthusiasm for Japanese tanks that crosses into admiration. And I admire you for your dedication and loyalty to Chi-Ha-Tan. You’re too brash however, you fail to obey orders under pressure, and you’re too overconfident in the tank’s ability to cross terrain.”…[1/2]
>>32904670[2/2]You nod. “Nice, Assam.”“Would anyone like to critique me?” says Assam. She smiles at all of them.“Um…” Nezumi shrugs. “No. You pretty much hit the handle on the head as they say. Um. You’re too funny?”“Please,” says Assam. “I would love some criticism!”“Um…” Izumi scratches her chin. “Stop being funny?”Well, this is getting somewhere at least. The session ends, and you decide to go for one last operation.“I need you guys to steal my sister’s white and blue striped panties. Those are her favorite pair for some reason. It’s been a while since I pulled a panty raid, and I figure now’s a good time to do it. Do it without her noticing.”Alisa beams. “Finally! I get to steal someone’s panties for once!”Izumi says, “Did you-““NO!” yells Alisa. “I MOST CERTAINLY DID NOT GET MY PANTIES STOLEN BY THE OTHER GIRLS! Especially Loader and Gunner… THOSE TWO!”Nezumi scoffs. “Is this really a challenge for us?”> “Yes.”> “Why, chicken? Fucking pussy. Bawk. Pussy chickenshit.”> “You don’t have to.”> Write in
>>32904616Oh. Well then.
>>32904683>> “Yes.”Explain, the need for teamwork, and how Lisa does it
>>32904683> "Are you saying it won't be a challenge? Are you so confident in your ability to steal underwear, Nezumi?"
>>32904683Assam too perfect.
>>32904683Wait, Griselda and Lisa have the same taste in panties?
>>32904683>> “You don’t have to.”>>32904726>>32904757I guess taking her prized tank model might be a better challenge
>>32904683> “Why, chicken? Fucking pussy. Bawk. Pussy chickenshit.”I feel this would motivate them.
>>32904683>>32904830>>32904726This, Maybe take her prize tank model.She probably guards that like the jewels on the royal family
>>32904683>Take her tanks.All of them!
>>32904830>>32904900God no, Anon! If something goes wrong, and its damaged....There will be not but crying, and hate and guilt.The undergarments are unlikely to be harmed, and its weird enough to be awkward and embarrasing if the mission fails. Consequences of total failure are trivial.
Rolled 20>>32904900> steal her T-34/85 model> when she comes running, raging; return it to her> the japanese girls have all signed the underside
>>32904683> “Why, chicken? Fucking pussy. Bawk. Pussy chickenshit.”Fuck yes I'm voting for it.
>>32904998>UpdateYes, this must be done!Steal the T-34/851
> “Yes.”You nod. “Yes, unless you want something bigger?” They all nod, laughing and giggling. “Fine. Dad bought her a T-34/85 when she was five. She’s had it ever since. Steal that and the panties. That good?”They all nod. “This will be easy!” says Nezumi. She leads the Japanese girls out into the hallway, where they start sneaking towards Griselda’s room. They open the door.Griselda is at her desk, her back to the door. She’s watching a music video, quietly singing along to the song.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moSFlvxnbgkThey all peek inside. They see the prized T-34, sitting on a shelf right above the bed. Nezumi signals Izumi and Alisa, the smallest, to go in. Izumi and Alisa silently step inside, trying not to make a noise.Then Izumi bumps a table. A scale Triebflugel falls off. Assam expertly catches it and sets it back where it belongs.They silent make a “phew” gesture, then walk over to the drawer. The drawer creaks loudly as Griselda sings along to the chorus of the song. Izumi pulls it out, striped panties. Alisa climbs onto the bed and gently grabs the model.Griselda looks up from her computer. “Huh?” Alisa and Izumi freeze. “Hm… it feels like someone… is- Nah, it’s probably nothing.” They sigh quietly. “UNLESS!” They freeze again. Griselda yells, “Dad! Did we get robbed?!”“No, honey!” yells Dad.“Okay!” yells Griselda. She scratches her chin. “Weird.” She spins her chair around, looking around. Nothing. She walks over to the shelf. She squints. “Huh. Where’d my T-34 go?” She lifts up the covers. Nothing. “Gertrude!”You peek in. “Yeah?”“Have you seen the T-34 Dad gave me?” you ask. You look down to see Izumi and Alisa tucked under her bed, looking cramped as fuck.> Truth> Lie> Change the subject> Write in
>>32904998Yesssss, do this.
>>32905073> Dissemble.> "Wait, Dad gave you a T-34? Have you driven it yet? Who's your gunner? How come he didn't give ME tonks?"
>>32905102I feel I should second this.
>>32905073>>32905102This, can I borrow it for LGA
>>32905073This! This! Oh God yes! This!>>32905102
> Write inYou pout. “Dad gave you a T-34? Have you gone round in it? Have you got a crew? Is your gunner cute? How come he didn’t give me a tank?”Griselda smirks. “Ha ha. Very funny. You know how much that model means to me, Gertrude. Losing it would kill me.”You cross your arms. “Really?”“Yeah!” says Griselda. “He bought it the day he swore off alcohol, used the money he was going to use to buy liquor and spent it on this thing. And I mean, yeah, shoddy paint job and the glue’s not all together sure, but I love that thing. It means a lot to me.”You nod. “Yeah, of course. I mean, I haven’t seen it…” You look to see Izumi and Alisa crawling out of the bed.“Pool-san…” they both present the intact T-34 in tears to a very confused Griselda. “WE ARE SORRY!” they both cry. “WE DID NOT KNOW!” they say between bouts of crying.Griselda looks at them, strangely. “How the fuck did you two get into my room?” She takes the T-34. They continue crying. “Guys, please. It’s not a big deal. Just… don’t do this again. I mean, I love you guys, you’re awesome tankers! Just… this is creepy.”They nod, silently slinking out of the room. You noticed that they didn’t give back the panties. Oh well, one thing at a time.Griselda smiles. “You got some nice crews on you, Gertrude, I’m jealous.”> Boast> Neutral> Polite> Write in
>>32905286>> Boast>remind them to return the underwear
>>32905286>Boast>remind them to not return the underwear
>>32905286Aww, we couldn't get them to sign the tank. Oh well.> Boast
>>32905286> Boast> Remind them to wear the underwear
>>32905286> Boast>remind them to return the underwear
> Boast“As you should be Griselda. It’ll inspire you to one day surpass me,” you say. You pat her on the shoulder. “Remember that, yeah?”Griselda scoffs. “Yeah, whatever, bitch.” She sits back down in her seat. “Just don’t touch that model. Alright?” You nod then walk out.You arrive back in your room. Izumi and Alisa have stopped their crying for a bit, presenting the prize.“Ha!” Nezumi holds up Griselda’s panties. “What do you think about that, Pool-sensei? We got the panties!”> Good job!> This isn’t even your final challenge!> You didn’t get the tank though.> Write in
>>32905547>> Good job!>> You didn’t get the tank though.
>>32905547> (Teasingly) You didn’t get the tank though.> But good job! Now you have to wear them for the rest of the day without Griselda finding out.
>>32905547>> Good job!>> This isn’t even your final challenge!
>>32905547> Good job!> This isn’t even your final challenge!We might get this done today!
> Good job!> This isn’t even your final challenge!> Write in“Good job!” you say. “But this ain’t even your final challenge, Nezumi. Since you led this operation, I’m going to propose. Wear them for the rest of the day, without Griselda finding out.”Nezumi smirked, immediately taking off her drawers. “Fine! Simple!” She looked to the other girls. “Watch this, girls! Your commander is about to lead by example!”Griselda walked into the room. “You know, my drawer was open and I noticed one of my panties was…” She looked at Nezumi, who was busy putting on Griselda’s panties. “… are those-“ She was hit in the face with her panties.“PROTECT YOUR COMMANDER!” Nezumi flew under your bed. The other Japanese girls stood around, awkwardly.Griselda took her panties and said, “What the fuck are you doing to these girls, Gertrude?”“I’m building teamwork,” you say.Griselda looked at you, a bit dumbstruck, then shrugged. “Meh. Next time, I’ll steal your favorite pair of sexy underwear.” She walks out of your room.Yeah, right, as if she can do that against you.Bitch.> Have Dinner> Talk with Someone (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Other
>>32905794>> Have DinnerThis has been an odd day
>>32905794> Tell Griselda about the sexy panty caper. Complete with Taken speech.> Have dinner.
>>32905794>> Have Dinner>> Talk with Someone (Assam)To Have Faith in St.Glorianna
>>32905794>OtherHide your favorite pair of sexy underwear!
>>32905794> Have Dinner
> Have Dinner“You know Assam, you really should have more faith in your team. I think it’s just one of those things, you know? They could have it.”You and Assam discuss things over dinner. Nancy and Preston chatter with each other excitedly. Nezumi, Izumi, and Alisa continue to apologize profusely to Griselda. Kitten sits next to you, watching everything happen.Assam says, “Oh, I do have faith in my team. It will be interesting to see the Kursk versus Gloriana match up. Especially because Darjeeling-sama is rather… ponderous with her tactics.”You nod. “I figured.”“Plus, we don’t really have anything that can frontally penetrate their heavy tank destroyers like the ISU-152. The Crusader IIIs with the 6 pounders might have a chance, but that’s only a chance,” says Assam. “Still, I admire the ISU-152, a very good assault gun if I may say so myself. I’d love to ride in one and fire that gun.”Dad nods. “My little girl, already talking tanks at the table. She’s all grown up.” You wave your arm at Dad dismissively.> Excuse yourself from the Table> Eat Dinner> Talk with Someone (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Other
>>32905794>"Alas, little sister, for I AM WEARING THAT PAIR RIGHT NOW!"
>>32906071>> Talk with Someone (Specify)NancyHow was hers and Preston's day?
>>32906071> Eat Dinner>>32906083She'll counter with such:> "Oh, so you're having Kitten sleep over tonight?"> Drop spaghetti.
>>32906071This >>32906120She missed out on shenanigans. We are a bad friend for not inviting her.
>>32906071>> Eat Dinner>> Talk with Someone (Nancy)Her day
>>32906198Worth it for that scene.
>>32906071> Eat Dinner> Talk with Someone (Nancy)
> Eat Dinner> Talk with Someone (Nancy)“So, Nancy. Besides missing out on Crimson Skies, how was the day been for you and Preston?”Nancy says, “Oh, we’ve been busy cleaning the house as usual.”“You’ve been doing that a lot,” says Griselda.Dad says, “I try telling them that they don’t have to, but they insist.”You roll your eyes. “Sure… Dad.”“Come on!” Dad smiles. “I’m serious! They don’t have to clean my house, they’re guests here!”Griselda smirks. “Dad laying on the reverse psychology.”“Hey, I failed psychometry in college.”“That’s not-““And I do my best to make Nancy and Preston feel at home.”Nancy smiles. “Thank you, Mister Pool. Honestly, we insist though.”Preston says, “If we’re going to stay at your place for any extended period of time, I imagine we’d have to do something to make up for it. Tell you what though, I will be returning back to Virginia Tech come Saturday night. Got classes and other studies to catch up on.”You nod. “Glad to see you’re going to go back.”Preston smiles at you. “You consider the college you’re going to after LGA?” Everyone looks at you, expectantly.… ah shit> “Sure! Sure…” (FUCK, NAME A COLLEGE, ANY COLLEGE)> “No, no, I haven’t.”> “I’ll decide soon.”> Write in
>>32906360> "Uh, actually, I was thinking about becoming a mercenary or pirate or something. Les Jackdaws de Frontiers or something. You know, fight the good fight?"> "Okay, I have no idea."
>>32906360> “Sure! Sure…” (FUCK, NAME A COLLEGE, ANY COLLEGE)Boast, name an Ivy, any Ivy. But not Cornell, fuck Cornell.
>>32906360>> “No, no, I haven’t.”
>>32906360>“No, no, I haven’t.”
>>32906360>> “No, no, I haven’t.”>Write in"what about the practice match with Anzio? You won't see nancy tear up italian tanks like cheese on a pizza"
>>32906360> “Sure! Sure…” (FUCK, NAME A COLLEGE, ANY COLLEGE)William Adams to join Perrine of course
>>32906360> “Sure! Sure…” (FUCK, NAME A COLLEGE, ANY COLLEGE)
>>32906360>"Sure!"West Point Military Academy. Gertrude's going to become an ITL Instructor
>>32906071> Eat Dinner
>>32906436William Adams is the British one. Walter Christie is the one you are thinking of.
>>32906360>Write InSaturday?Wouldn't that mean Preston won't watch Nancy blow up tanks in person
>>32906360>> “No, no, I haven’t.”Too busy to choose one.
>>32906461Well fuck, Walter Christie then I guess. At least I got the "W" part right I guess
>>32906405>name an Ivy, any IvyPamela Isley!
>>32906360>What about the match with Anzio, Preston?
So it seems consensus is blurt out a bunch of random academies and universities, get stared at, then admit we have no clue?
>>32906360> "No, no, I haven't."
> Blurt out some random nonsense then basically admit you haven’t got a fucking clue.“Um… Preston, what about you?” He quirks his brow. “The practice match is Sunday, you’re going to miss it!”“Ah!” Preston slaps his forehead. “I totally forgot! Well, I suppose I can delay another day.”Nancy pouts at him. “No, Preston, you don’t have to.”“No no, I should be there to support my baby sister,” says Preston.Griselda says, “That doesn’t get you out of this, Gertrude. Got a college in mind?” Dad nods, wanting to hear your answer.“Well…” You scratch your chin. “… ivy league?”Kitten tilts her head. “What, like Bernadette and Princeton?”Dad looks shocked. “Bernadette’s going to Princeton?”Griselda says, “This ain’t about Bernadette.”“What’s not about Bernadette?” says Nezumi.Izumi says, “She scares me.”[1/2]
>>32906697[2/2]You say, “Guys. Look, I honestly, honestly, don’t know where I want to go after LGA. I mean, there’s talk about a possible thing with LGA opening the University program, and I’d jump on that if I had the chance.”“But if you don’t?” asks Dad. “I’m sorry if you feel like I’m pressuring you, honey. But I do worry for your future. You should choose a good school, not a party school like JMU. Some place respectable. UVA, V Tech, maybe not a landlubber school. Maybe even a military academy. You showed some interest, didn’t you?”You shrug. “The Marines aren’t really my thing, Dad. I told you about how my recruiter used to bake me like a cookie in his car because of how much he blasted the heat?” Dad nodded. “Too chicken to tell him about it. But now I’m not!”Dad chuckles. “Tell you what, Gertrude. Pick a college. Any college. And I will do my best to get you in there.” You roll your eyes. “Now, now. I know I didn’t raise you to rely on your parents, but in this day and age, a good college education can make or break your future.”> Excuse yourself from the Table> Eat Dinner> Talk with Someone (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Other
>>32906718>> Eat Dinner
>>32906718> Eat Dinner> Talk with Someone (Griselda )
>>32906718>> Eat Dinner>> Talk with Someone (Japanese Team)How do they feel now, do they feel like comrade?
>>32906778Its not going to be so fast
>>32906876When you dive under a bed and everyone can see your bare ass, you become comrades quickly.
> Eat Dinner> Talk with Someone You yawn. “So, Griselda. That caper on stealing your panties.” Dad’s eyes widen a bit. He knows better than to try and ask what’s going on. “I tell you something, it was like something out of Taken. Izumi and Alisa hiding underneath your bed, with the tank and your panties.”Griselda smirks. “So you did have something to do with it! I knew it!”“Well.” You shrug. “Yeah.Nezumi blushes a little. “Yes, well… it was Pool-sensei’s idea to wear your underwear and I might have panicked.”Griselda nods. “You sure did. I can tell that you definitely don’t skip leg day, Nezumi.” She blushes even further. Everyone laughs a little at that.“So, after all that, I know it seemed a bit strange, but do you guys feel a bit closer now?” you say.They all look at each other, then shrug and mutter.Eh. Good progress for one day you suppose. Everyone’s finished off dinner.> Go prepare for bed> Help Dad with the dishes> Talk with Someone (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Other
>>32907011> Call Someone (Marina)> "Would you like your Skycraft Club to receive some recognition before any tournaments start? Bring a plane or two over for the Navy Yard event and ask the organizer if you can do a flyby or something."Just to mix things up and add to the typical choices listed.
>>32907011> Help Dad with the dishesFAMILY TIME, YOU ONLY HOME FOR A WEEK.
>>32907011>> Help Dad with the dishes>>32907045Sure why not.I'm wondering if any of them are making money for their tanks/
>>32907011>Help Dad with the dishesFamily time.
>>32907011> Help Dad with the dishes
> Help Dad with the dishesYou join Dad in the kitchen, helping him wash the dishes that were still leftover from Thanksgiving. Lot of people to serve, lot of messes to clean up. Dad says, “Well, if anything Gertrude, I’m proud you found a profession in Tankery. I was kind of nervous that you wouldn’t find a hobby to work towards.”You shrug. “Well, Dad. It just sort of called to me. And look at me now.”Dad smirks. “Kitten tells me you’re quite popular with the girls.” Oh boy. “Tell you what, in High School, I was quite the same. I too was very popular with the girls as well, I got lovey-dovey with quite a few of them even.”“How’d that work out?” you say.“Well, I didn’t meet your mother until college, so brilliantly,” says Dad. “Regardless, popularity has its peaks. Gertrude, you’re going to find yourself in a situation where your popularity, your reputation, it won’t matter. All that will matter is the character that you present to a person. You understand? Approach people as you hope they will approach you.”You nod. “Yeah, Dad.”Dad nods. “Good. Tell you what, Gertrude. You don’t have to pick out a college now. But it helps to be prepared for the future. Junior year is when you want to start picking out colleges, getting letters of recommendations, all that jazz. I put that stuff off until my senior year. Bit of a scramble, but everything went right for me. And I hope it does for you too.” He rubs your hair, wetting it with soap and water.“Daaaaad.”“Sorry,” he says. “You know what I mean. Got to provide sage advice for my two best girls.” He handles a few plates onto the counter. “I can handle it from here. Go relax.”> Go prepare for bed> Talk with Someone (Specify)> Call Someone (Specify)> Consult the Shop (Specify)> Other
>>32907344>> Go prepare for bedHonestly got nothing else?
>>32907344>Call Someone (Marina)Let's try that skycraft idea.
>>32907344> Talk with Someone (Specify)Are the Japanese staying here?
>>32907344> Talk with Kitten> Go prepare for bed
>>32907344>> Talk with Someone (Specify)Grab KittenRelax
>>32907344>>32907378>>32907399Sure adding this to my vote
>>32907344> [x] >>32907399> [x] >>32907459The skycraft idea is a neat one, and we must have vengeance for this morning.
>>32907344>> Call Someone> (Marina/Aviators) Flyby for the Washington Nationals at the Navy Yard. Since it's a night game, flares optional.Added another idea for team building the Japanese team.> (Samantha/Rifles + Anne/Girl Scouts) Camping or any outdoor activity.Now to figure out how to unlock that elusive Team Liberty loyalty flag event.
> Go prepare for bed> Call Someone (Marina)“A flyby of Navy Yard?”“Yeah, I imagine it might raise some awareness. Heck, I was expecting Lisa to invite the entire team for the event too. What do you think, can you do it?”“Well… we’d have to talk to the organizers, sure. But yeah, maybe we can make it, Gertrude. Hell, we’ll meet you there tomorrow, alright?”“Alright. See you then.” You look over at the Japanese students. “You girls going to stay for the night?”They shake their heads. Nezumi says, “We will be returning to LGA. If that’s not too much trouble.”“You’re free to stay,” you say.Assam says, “We will not impose. Good night, Pool-sensei.” You nod, seeing them as they leave.You yawn, heading upstairs. You can hear Griselda singing, “Let it go” from her room. Damn, she’s going to be singing that for quite a bit of time you reckon. You open up your door and stretch your arms. Kitten’s at your desk, playing games and the like. “Mind if I stay with you another night, Trudy?”> CAN SHE STAY ANOTHER NIGHT?> Y/N> Other
>>32907623> Do not answer, just grab her and drag her into bed.> "shh, shh, no talking"
>>32907648oh god this.
>>32907664>>32907692why are you guys voting for my terrible joke option
>>32907623>YNo reason to say no.>>32907648I guess this? but no dialogue it sounds really cheesy
>>32907623> YOf course.
>>32907623> YLike we'd ever say no to sleeping with Kitten.
> YYou rest your head ontop of hers. “You’re always free to say. Hell, I’ll even drag you into my bed and fuck you senseless until the wee hours of the morning.”Kitten sighs. “Really.”“Come on!” you pick her up and take her to bed. “You know, Kitten. Don’t your parents get concerned you spend so much time with me?”Kitten shrugs as you tuck her and yourself in. “They know it’s you. It’s not like I’m going to suddenly get murdered by you.”You grin madly at her.…“Trudy, please,” says Kitten.You laugh a little, wrapping your arm around her. “Well, your parents are very understanding, and I love that about them.” You kiss her on the forehead. “Get some sleep, alright? We got a big day ahead of us.”Kitten nods. “Yeah. Trudy, one thing though.” You blink. “I mean- We’re going to the same college, you and I, right? I mean, it doesn’t matter which, we go together, right?”> “You should find your own college, Kitten.”> “Of course, Kitten.”> “Is this about me considering the same college as Fairless?”> Write in
>>32907623Do you even need to give us the option at this point?
>>32907862> “Of course, Kitten.”BFFs forever.
>>32907862> “Of course, Kitten.”This, but ask her> “Is this about me considering the same college as Fairless?”
>>32907862>Write In("We're both dropping out to become renegade tankers, don't you remember?")>"Of course"
>>32907862> "Of course, Kitten."> "Because I allllwaaaaays want to beeee with youuuuu. And make belieeeeve with youuuu."> Avoid pillow throwings.
>>32907862> “Of course, Kitten.”
>>32907862>> “Of course, Kitten.”>> “Is this about me considering the same college as Fairless?”
>>32907862>> “Of course, Kitten.”but> “You should find your own college, Kitten.”It's fine if we go to the same collage but she should expand her horizons just in case.Don't want her to go being dependent on us
Rolled 4>>32907862> write in"I'd love it if we went to the same college together but I dont want you restricting your choices just for that. If you found some place where you really wanted to go, I'd want you to go there."
>>32907862>>32907956>>32907957This line of reasoning please, don;t just say yes blindly
>>32907862>> “Of course, Kitten.”>> “You should find your own college, Kitten.”
>>32907908WooHOO! Tank Lesbians! All the joy of Car Lesbians, but with tanks!
If LGA upgrades to a University program, Gertrude and Kitten could attend, graduate, then open a little shop on LGA and never, ever leave.
> “Of course, Kitten.”> “You should find your own college, Kitten.”You say, “Sure we are. But, Kitten, if you find a college you really want to go to. I won’t follow you.” She blinks in surprise. “I want you to expand your horizons. You shouldn’t put your future down for my sake. We can always visit each other.”She grumbles a bit. “But I want to go to the same college as you.”“So do I,” you say. “But that may not happen, you know? I want what’s best for you.”“You’re what’s best for me,” says Kitten.You blush, puffing your cheeks out. “Kitten…”“Okay, too much,” says Kitten. “But I suppose you’re right.” She sighs, resting her head on your shoulder. “Well, Gertrude. I hope you find a nice college.”You smile, shutting your eyes. “I hope you do too.”> END DAY
>>32908079Gertrude can be LGA's Welkin, passing off command strategies to up and coming tankers, and Kitten can, uh, bake bread or something.
>>32908129That's it for today. I will return tomorrow at 3PM EST as usual.Follow at: https://twitter.com/GermanSchteelSee you next time.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moSFlvxnbgk
>>32908154Thanks for the fun. See you tomorrow.
>>32908154Thanks for running, boss.
>>32908154Thanks for the thread.I wonder if Lisa's presentation is done?
>>32908154Thanks for the thread!
>>32908154Clearly once this quest is finished, we'll simply just have to let it go
>>32908207The puns never bothered me anyway.> captcha "couldest roonsr"Oh come on.
>>32908129>>32908154Kitten continues to fall for Trude
Since Saturday is free mostly, we can spare one more upgrade for Anzio match, any recommendations?
>>32908331Nothing really important with only 6k.Unless we raid the class fund and top it back up, come monday.
>>32908331Nah, I would rather save and wait for Monday so that the Pershing and Sherman/Jackson conversion can finally be done.
>>32908502>>32908511I see, well I was eyeing the T-34/57 and T-34/85 conversions myself the latter for the smoke dischargers
>>32908576Comparatively minor upgrades compared to the other ones we're eyeing.Say if we take out the 10k from the fund, we can possible get:>M36B1 JACKSON (M3 90mm): 15,000>COMET I (QF 77mm HV): 16,000or the Sturmpanzer S4 upgrade, whose price should be available tomorrow.
>>32908655Oh wait, we have 6,600 spare funds.We could also get the:>T26E5 JUMBO PERSHING (90mm M3): 16,500
>>32908655>>32908704True, but I rather not take all 10K in which we need for funding the school again on Monday. I rather wait on upgrading the Stupa again until after having it see combat again and depending on price.The smoke discharges on the T-45/85 model 1945 do seem very useful for cheap though.or we can use the token to buy and sell items.I support buying the german package,