You shake your head. No. Oriko's not the one Wendy's group - or anyone else, really - should be gunning for. She's being controlled. You glare down at your empty whiskey glass, wishing faintly that it still had more of the amber liquid in it. Wendy seems to catch on immediately, however, and it's with a nod of her head that the amber-eyed, kimono-clad maid moves forward to give you a refill with a smile.A murmured thanks and a careful sip later, you continue. It's that golden stick of Oriko's that's responsible for everything, you say. Get it away from Oriko, no more Prophet, no more of this body part-mailing, church-bombing terrorist bullshit. Without the staff, Oriko becomes just another harmless civilian. She doesn't need to die.This is you trying to change. This is you trying to keep a promise.Somehow, it feels like you're just trying to delay the inevitable.
>>32895699You watch as Wendy drains her own glass, before motioning for a refill herself. "...So priority one is getting the bitch stick away. Sure, I can buy that. Why not. Plays along with the 'Golden Weapons are bad news' theory." She hunches over in her seat and stares hard at you, a stare that you have no trouble returning if not for the fact that her pose emphasizes her...assets a bit. "You got a plan? Because it sounds to me like you're planning on hanging around a psychopath that wants you dead on the offchance you might be able to save her."You nod. Yeah, you have a plan, you tell her as you yourself lean forward.You have your best Prognosticator on the job devoted on pinpointing Oriko's exact location, assisted with the Officio's remaining Culexus - not to mention one of the assassins you've captured have been responding well to interrogation. Once Oriko's exact location is found, you attack. A strike force of you and your best to nip this problem in the bud. Purge her entire group of cultists or whoever puts up a resistance. And then once you have her cornered, then..."Then?" Wendy prompts you, now having leaned back on her chair, swirling her glass of whiskey around.Then you try to talk Oriko out of making a fool of herself, you finish a bit lamely.Silence, before Wendy lets out what sounds like a chuckle. "'I'll just wing it once we get to the bitch with the evil weapon' is the plan. ...So what are you gonna do if she's not possessed and just hates you?"It's here that Kyoko lets out a small cough from behind you, and you allow yourself a small smirk before taking another sip from your drink.You'll try harder, you tell her. But if Oriko's really too far gone, then she dies. ...Oh, and the bitch stick ends up in the possession of the Ninth.[1/2]
>>32895708The ghost of a smile flickers past Wendy's lips. "You sure you're not an Eversor, Kong? That sounds like an Eversor plan." Smiling around her cigarette, she drains her refilled drink, places it back on the table, and then flicks the half-finished stick into the empty crystal. "Fine. Let's say we're okay with everything and go with what you want. ...What makes you think you can ever talk her down?"You return her smile with one of your own. This...this feels like talking to the old Wendy you half-remember. It's nostalgic, somehow....She'd think you were crazy if you told her, you murmur."If you've got any plan at all, kong, I'd think you're fucking crazy. I haven't exactly had a whole lot of luck talking those golden weapon fuckers down myself."It seems Wendy is asking about your plan to save Oriko.How do you respond?...Kirika. Kirika's in one of the Golden Weapons I've got locked away. I bring it to her, and maybe...I'm still working on it, but I think it has a good chance of working.Other.
>>32895717[X] Sometimes, it takes one to know one. And I got a weapon which gives me an edge against Oriko herself.>imply it's not to be discussed in public.
>>32895717>[x]I'm still working on it, but I think it has a good chance of working.Lets not mention Kirika.
>>32895717[X]...Kirika. Kirika's in one of the Golden Weapons I've got locked away. I bring it to her, and maybe...
>>32895717>I'm still working on it, but I think it has a good chance of working.
Rolled 1>>32895717[x]I'm still working on it, but I think it has a good chance of working.[x] as you saw, I've become able to wield certain Golden Weapons without them overpowering me. They're sort of sentient; I plan to use some of mine to overpower the Staff.
>>32895747>[X] Sometimes, it takes one to know one. And I got a weapon which gives me an edge against Oriko herself.>edgeOh Anon...
Hat-chan you should know that I love you.
>>32895717>[X]I'm still working on it, but I think it has a good chance of working.
>>32895717>[x]I'm still working on it, but I think it has a good chance of working.While I would more be inclided to trust Wendy, I don't think we can trust her companions as much.
>>32895717[X]I'm still working on it, but I think it has a good chance of working.I really hope Kirika will still have her memory by the time we track down Oriko.Also, mentioning Kirika now would get us some very awkward questions later.
>>32895717>[x]...Kirika. Kirika's in one of the Golden Weapons I've got locked away. I bring it to her, and maybe...I've been waiting for this.
>>32895717[X]I'm still working on it, but I think it has a good chance of working.(My first time to be on a thread so yay XD)
>>32895717[x]I'm still working on it, but I think it has a good chance of working.
HA HATIME FOR MAGICAL GIRLS AND BIRTHDAYS
>>32895717>>32895747This.It's classified. Need to know basis, etc.
>>32895789Kill yourself. Go back to whatever shit forum you crawled out of.
>>32895795Someone say birthday?
>>32895818 Thanks for the warm welcome.
>>32895717[X]...Kirika. Kirika's in one of the Golden Weapons I've got locked away. I bring it to her, and maybe...If you think that's crazy, guess who is in my golden gun!
>>32895717>[X] Sometimes, it takes one to know one. And I got a weapon which gives me an edge against Oriko herself.Seems a good custom to me!
>>32895828>sweeeeeet.Pinky is a long way from being huge enough to pull 2 years worth of MGNQ
$100 says that's not Wendy's actual body, but rather Wendy controlling some poor sap wearing the golden mask and using Callidus bullshit to make it look like Wendy.
>>32895717>[X]I'm still working on it, but I think it has a good chance of working.Should probably be kept under wraps for now.
>>32895717Going back this>>32895747
>>32895717>>32895789Welcome, nya~ We're glad to have you, but just as a (late) warning, people on 4chan jump down throats when people use emoticons, and I probably wouldn't put my email address in the field. You might also get yelled at just for using a name and not anon.Other than that, welcome!>>32895828Holy ess this is awesome, thank you!
>>32895875Thanks for the heads up.
Reminder anons, Mami is to be confronted once this meeting is over about how much of a conniving cuntbag she is>You didn't think it was necessary to tell me that my ex would be at this meeting?>You know, the girl that stopped being my girlfriend because she DIED.
>>32895896We're not a bad people. Just different. Angry. Afraid of change, nya.
>>32895789Signing up email to spam mail lists, welcome on 4chan dumbshit.
>>32895828gud jobbu mane
>>32895828I love this.>>32895771I love that.
Okay, this has been bothering me for a while, is there a reason we never did this? Did I forget something? >Jubey already picked it up>fuck
>>32895907We really should ask dildoes about what she thinks of Mami so Chiaki can be shown how much of a conniving shit she is who only pretends to have a head on her shoulders.
>>32895950I assume that Incubators are as wary about spreading other futuristic technology as they are about spreading their own.
>>32895950Sixth Officio specializes on modern warfare and various advanced tech.They probably have one as a proto
>>32895975Joey, the damage has been done, but you might want to delete your email from the field so as not to attract more attention to it, and in case you decide to post on other, less laid back boards
>>32896066I was about to pick you up on /tg/ being laid back, but I've seen some shit.
>>32895969That's a good idea.
>>32896032You mean the Sixteenth. Sixteenth is the one with the high tech level.Sixth specializes in killing people with brutal cunning and cunning brutality.
>>32896066Assuming that's still him and not the other asshole who wanted to spam him.
>>32896128Is the Sixteenth the one we dealt with Kyouko and Sayaka?
So, we've interacted most with Braids and Dildoes, but what about Murderface? Let her have control of an arm while we hold hands with Midori, since she's from an immediately preceding timeline where she couldn't protect Midori?
>>32896099Okay, but IN GENERAL, /tg/ is a pretty laid back board.
>>32896164>couldn't protectIf she's similar to the Murderface we met in the Siberia arc, she may have downright killed Midori, too.
>>32895998>>32896032>>32896128So... why haven't we then? I think Misaka even built some kind of bolter attachment for Tiny Pete at one point, hell she would probably just build them for us.
>>32896162Yep, that was then. They're the ones we fought during the Big Shell arc.
>>32896181That would be why she kept asking for Midori as she lay dying. I wonder how many timelines had the Procedure fail, and Murderface killing Midori and Misaka.
>>32896195We have a golden gun. We don't need other, lesser guns.
Sixteenth a shit. They may have toys but they have no idea how to use them. Maybe they should spend some of that money on a military consultant.
>>32896208Military consultants won't help much against people with the force of Main Character behind them.I mean christ, if anyone would have needed a military consultant it'd have been Chiaki in that mission. >lol lets do a smash n grab with neither the force nor the element of suprise to properly smash n grabThey'd have needed something like a gunboat cruising around the oil rig shooting the place up and acting as a massive distraction if they'd have wanted to make the plan they used work.
>>32896207I never said "we" would use them.
>>32896208Sixteenth a best.
>>32895747Wendy's small smile suddenly fades, replaced by her usual sullen look. A smoke-tinted sigh leaves her lips, and she shakes her head gently, before reaching up to adjust her scarf again."...If you don't have a plan, Kong, just say it." Her voice is even, controlled, but it has the slightest undertone of someone trying to be cautiously optimistic despite seeing evidence to the contrary. "We'll figure something out, but I'm not here so we can play with each others' dicks."Wendy leans forward again, her brow furrowing. "The Church's interests and the Ninth's line up right now, and we want your support in taking down the Prophet. Conversely, any support we can give, we will, too. But I can't report back to the High Priestess - and shit, I wouldn't go along with it either - if all you'll give me is 'I totally have a plan, no, really, it's such a good plan'." She pauses here, before adding, "I need to know more. I need to know you're not planning on...Murderfacing your way through this."How do you respond?You'll just have to take my word for it, as Warmaster of the Ninth Officio.Relent, tell her about Kirika. ...If you're going to trust each other, you might as well tell her what you plan to do.Ask to talk to her privately instead. If you have to tell her, you might as well tell her without everyone else hearing about it.
>>32896271[X]Ask to talk to her privately instead. If you have to tell her, you might as well tell her without everyone else hearing about it.
>>32896271>[x]Ask to talk to her privately instead. If you have to tell her, you might as well tell her without everyone else hearing about it.
>>32896271>[X]Ask to talk to her privately instead. If you have to tell her, you might as well tell her without everyone else hearing about it.We need a private word with her anyway. This is a good pretext.
>>32896231I was actually referring to another writeup, not the main quest. Also the writer of that could've used one as well. They sent "heavily stealthed" C-5 Galaxies (never mind that such a thing isn't possible, you'd have to redesign the whole frame and dedicated stealth aircraft themselves with special coatings only prevent their BRAA from being pinpointed, not totally invisible) right on top of the objective for them to get shot down by SAMs with thermobaric explosives. At 40k feet.
>>32896271>[x]Ask to talk to her privately instead. If you have to tell her, you might as well tell her without everyone else hearing about it.Don't fuck up
>>32896271[X]Ask to talk to her privately instead. If you have to tell her, you might as well tell her without everyone else hearing about it.It feels strange being the one who knows stuff that others don't.
>>32896271[X]You'll just have to take my word for it, as Warmaster of the Ninth Officio.I figure we should not openly state our distrust of those with Wendy and the cult. We can still tell Wendy in private, but without letting everyone know we did that.
>>32896271>[X]Ask to talk to her privately instead. If you have to tell her, you might as well tell her without everyone else hearing about it.
>>32896271>[x]Ask to talk to her privately instead. If you have to tell her, you might as well tell her without everyone else hearing about it.>Now... You.
>>32896271[X] that's because it's not classified information, it's personal information. Only someone as crazy as I am would believe it. Are you that crazy?...because most of the people in this room aren't..they have to follow my orders, in some cases, but they aren't going to believe it either.
>>32896271>>[x]Ask to talk to her privately instead. If you have to tell her, you might as well tell her without everyone else hearing about it.It's happening.
>>32896271>[x]Ask to talk to her privately instead. If you have to tell her, you might as well tell her without everyone else hearing about it. We've played enough grab ass, lets get down to business.
>>32896271[X]Ask to talk to her privately instead. If you have to tell her, you might as well tell her without everyone else hearing about it.Wendy has some experience with Golden Weapons, right?
>>32896271>[x]Ask to talk to her privately instead. If you have to tell her, you might as well tell her without everyone else hearing about it.Will also give us a chance to talk with Wendy in private
>>32896271[x]Relent, tell her about Kirika. ...If you're going to trust each other, you might as well tell her what you plan to do.As much as I'd like to talk in private, couldn't asking for privacy show too much distrust of both our subordinates and the Church?
>>32896271>Relent, tell her about Kirika. ...If you're going to trust each other, you might as well tell her what you plan to do.
>>32896271>[x]Ask to talk to her privately instead. If you have to tell her, you might as well tell her without everyone else hearing about it.We should have Midori or Sayaka put us to sleep/knock us out so we can converse with Wendy in the dreamscape.It's harder to get more secure than that, and we know that Oriko has access to some pretty hardcore precog/scrying.
>>32896348They probably understand Warmasters have secrets, you know.
>>32896334>[x]Relent, tell her about Kirika. ...If you're going to trust each other, you might as well tell her what you plan to do.nvm changing my vote to this>>32896348this anon has a point.
>>32896348Nope.There is no such thing as "too much distrust" in Noir.You shadowruns are inadequate.
>>32896348We are divulging some pretty classified information to outside parties. A bit of caution is understandable. Heck, I think only Mami has the proper clearance to know about the Golden Weapons.
>>32896392Didnt we told sayaka about them?
>>32896399We did though not much.I think
>>32896399We gave her a vague mention of the whole spirits/souls thing, but she didn't believe us and we didn't press the issue.
>>32896271>[x]Relent, tell her about Kirika. ...If you're going to trust each other, you might as well tell her what you plan to do..
Do we even need Church's support?
>>32896271>Ask to talk to her privately instead. If you have to tell her, you might as well tell her without everyone else hearing about it.toooootally not an excuse to have that get the two of us alone.
>>32896414Its not like we can refuse either, would cause even more suspicion
>>32896414Better that we're working together than show up and fuck things up with a 3-way mexican while storming Oriko's base.Also generally safer to not fuck with religious cult sunless they''re directly opposing you. Fanatics are...problematic to deal with.
>>32896271[x]Relent, tell her about Kirika. ...If you're going to trust each other, you might as well tell her what you plan to do.
>>32896392>only Mami has the proper clearance to know about the Golden Weapons.We told Sayaka, Kyouko, and Iori about them. Sayaka knows about the souls in them, and Midori likely knows since we've been keeping her close all this time.
>>32896399Yeah, but Sayaka is pretty trustworthy. She is basically our 2nd in command or somesuch, and the only one we know of that directly refused a GW from Pinky.Sayaka can be trusted (mostly). The cult cannot.
>>32896399Midori, Sayaka, and Kyoko have some experience or inkling about Golden Weapons, although it's nothing officially sanctioned. We personally told Sayaka about the spirits, but she didn't believe us.
>>32896271>[z]Ask to talk to her privately instead. If you have to tell her, you might as well tell her without everyone else hearing about it.
>>32896271Calling the vote here unless people ask for more time to discuss, then there'll be an extension.It seems pretty clear-cut though.
>>32896412After the fight with us using Risa and Golden Chainaxes, she believes us.
>>32896442She did believe us in the end. Pretty sure Sayaka is the only one who knows about the souls inside GWs. I don't think even Midori knows about the GWs being backup soulgems of sort?>>32896447Which vote won?
>>32896463It's an extremely one-sided victory for talking to her privately.
>>32896452That still one of the best scenes ive ever seen.
>>32896414Whether we need them doesn't really matter. They -will- want a piece of it because a) they lost girls to the incident b) it's an openly hostile move against their organization c) if they don't act they lose trust from their followers and it paints them as weak to any other organizationMight as well have them coordinate action with us if it's going to be unavoidable.
>>32896414We're fighting an enemy that has some kind of Culexes varaint, the ability to read the future, and the ability to pwn our own long-range prognisticator's ability to spy on them, and could apparently wipe out a building full of magical girls without a fight. So a little extra caution can't hurt. Plus, the church is being targeted, so at the very least what they offer is the fact that we can keep tabs on places Oriko is likely to attack.
>>32896296They're still the best.
>>32896414Maybe, but they'll go through with their revenge with or without our support. At least if we work together, we can try and organize the effort.
>>32896504No. They're pretty damn tryhard literal warmongers (as in people who instigate wars for fun and profit) who literally got half their officio killed in one go, meaning they're not even good at their chosen field of action. >>32896296Yeah but you're on the internet in some sort of nerd-cave where autists jerk off over wide-eyed anniemay grills and suffering. Expecting actual military knowledge is, well, in the existance of nerds who are interested in that shit udnerstandable but maybe a bit generous.
>>32896514Not to mention if we work with them, we'll have a better idea of what they're actually up to. Might make it easier to take them down later, or maybe get Wendy/Amber/whoever else to defect.
>>32896528>people who instigate wars for fun and profitThat's the exact opposite of what they do.
>>32896682It's what they say they're doing, which they use as an excuse to go marauding around and sniping people in the head with a 20mm rifle in front of their family members. I head this excuse a few times before.
>>32896320I do not like where this is going
>>32896722Speak for yourself.
>>32896722DohohohohoClearly Midori just needs to be more aggressive.
>>32896722Honestly we should take Midori too, since she needs to be there for our apology to Wendy.
>>32896722That was fast.
>>32896207we need a golden bolter
>>32896722I kinda like where it's going.
>>32896744Taking Midori will have no negative consequences, nya.
>>32896768I shadowrun at the statement.
>>32896707They've made the region significantly more peaceful, and specifically work to avoid things boiling over into a full blown war. They're among the east warmongery asshole officios, especially compared to the of murder happy amoral assassins of the eighth and ninth. Sixteenth best officio.
>>32896722Shouldn't those labels be switched?
>>32896795Chiaki and Midori should be switched.
>>32896784>They've made the region significantly more peaceful, and specifically work to avoid things boiling over into a full blown war.Cuz everyone who voiced their opinions against the brutal oppression going on was dead already.Make a wasteland and call it peace etc. / enjoy your hyper-efficient police state.
>>32896799You should be switched.
>>32896744No.We can (and should) tell Midori about Wendy later (it would screw us over eventually otherwise). We should also tell Midori (and Kyoyko&co) about the souls in GWs too, so they know the plan.But bringing Midori to meet Wendy NOW would just be insane.
>>32896807>>32896784GIVE WAR A CHANCE
>>32896744Midori is awesome enough to know that she is our waifu, and secure enough to not care that we're having a private meeting with our ex.
>>32896807Where are you getting that?
>>32896829JUST LIKE THE GOOD OL' DAYS AFTER NAHN-ELEVEN
War.War has changed.
>>32896829>>32896847Sundowner meguca when
>>32896831Does Midori even know that Wendy is our ex?
>>32896847I'm disappointed we didn't run into any Mistral Mindys, Monsoon Mollys, or Sundowner Susies on the Big Shell mission.
>>32896857Sooner than you think.
>>32896831>>32896827>>32896768>>32896751>Not wanting to take Midori with youIts like you guys cant into animu lovestory 101 at all. >Be alone with Wendy>Wendy tries to come onto Chiaki>forces Chiaki into a kiss or some shit>Midori opens the door at that moment
>>32896832Because there's an officio going around killing everyone who disagrees with the status quo and kills them on the bais that "their actions could lead to war", however an Incubator defines that in the first place. If that isn't the most balls-out straight opression I could think of I don't know what is. The only reason this excuse of a storytelling device works in the first place is because it's used on the Middle East, an area we are all long used to equate with the thinking method "lets kill a load of people and get involved in matters that aren't our business in the slightest with the excuse it will bring peace in the end".What's the next plot twist, the 16th fakes proof of weapons of mass destruction and instigates an invasion from the World Police Force? This reads like Iraq War: Magic Edition.
>>32896289 >>32896290 >>32896295 >>32896298...Fine. Sure. You'll tell her about...what you've got that can help with Oriko.But can you tell her in private? It's not something you'd like to...get out there, as it is. Warmaster stuff and all that.Wendy stares at you silently for a moment, and it's here that you see her eyes flick towards Mami's direction - and in your peripheral vision, you see the blonde nod once."...Yeah." Your brown-haired ex murmurs, surprisingly in almost docile agreement. It's here, then, that her cheeks very slightly turning a shade of pink, despite her expression never even changing the slightest bit. It's...cute, in a way. "You...you wanna use the bedroom, or...?"You hear someone choke behind you. ...Midori, it sounds like....Bedroom? What?"...Get your mind out of the gutter. Christ." Wendy frowns, despite her blush deepening. "It's that or the bathroom, and it's...I don't know. The bathroom would be weird."Just talk and nothing else?"Of course, dammit!"Where do you want to have the private talk with Wendy?Bedroom.Bathroom.Have the others wait outside while you talk in the living room instead.
>>32896906>[X]Bedroom.Stuff going down.
>>32896906>[x]Have the others wait outside while you talk in the living room instead.LIKE A WARMASTERGET OUT, PEANUT GALLERY. THE BIG GIRLS ARE TALKING
>>32896906>[x]Have the others wait outside while you talk in the living room instead.I mean it wouldn't be the first time we've touched Wendy, but still
>>32896906>[x]Have the others wait outside while you talk in the living room instead.
>>32896906>[X]Bedroom.Bedroom is fine.Even if we just spent all night having sex, we're totally not in a lewd mood right now. Not at all.
>>32896906So whats this going to be about?If its just about Oriko, we should probably ask Sayaka and Kyoko to join.
>>32896906[x] BathroomDon't be weird, Wendy.
>>32896906>[X]Have the others wait outside while you talk in the living room instead.Please no NTR.
>>32896906>[X]Have the others wait outside while you talk in the living room instead.
>>32896799I must respectfully agree. Midori x Wendy is my newest and most shameful fetish
>>32896936No but all the NTR thoI'm kidding
>>32896901Warmongers get shot in the face is, to me, preferable to everyone being dead from some genocidal religious war. And either way, its still far better than massacring an entire building for literally nothing more than the dosh.World police > screw you got mine.
>>32896906>[x]Bedroom.Fuck you, guys
>>32896906>[X]Have the others wait outside while you talk in the living room instead.Warmaster, bitches. Get out, all of you. OUT. SHOO. SKEDADDLE. FLEE. DEPART. LEAVE.
>>32896906[X]Have the others wait outside while you talk in the living room instead.And ask Sayaka to remain, since she is both our 2nd in command and KNOWS about the whole Wendy situation. We told Sayaka a while back right?
>>32896906>>32896906[x]Have the others wait outside while you talk in the living room instead.[x]Midori, Sayaka & Kyoko stay too, because they are our fucking Aide's and we need to trust them and them to trust us.No fuck this, we Warmaster n shit.
>>32896906>[x]Bedroom.LET'S GET READY TO LEWD AAAAAAAAALL
>>32896906>[x]Have the others wait outside while you talk in the living room instead.You are the Warmaster if you want the room you get the room.
>>32896964>not the gif
>>32896906>[X]Have the others wait outside while you talk in the living room instead.Are there mirrors in this room?muh shadowruns
>>32896968This makes sense.
>>32896906>>[X]Bedroom.Wouldnt making them relocate twice and all be a little anoying for them?, its going to be a somewhat long chat and they must get tired standing in the lobby
>>32896906>[x]Have the others wait outside while you talk in the living room instead.Time to act like a professional, hiding in the bathrom or Bedroom is pleb tier.
>>32896981That was on purpose.
>>32896906[X]Have the others wait outside while you talk in the living room instead.optionally keep Midori, Kyoko and Sayaka in.
>>32896906[X]Have the others wait outside while you talk in the living room instead.On one hand, I really want an intimate moment with Wendy. On the other hand, my dildo senses tell me business before pleasure.
>>32896906>[x]Bedroom.I'm doing this for Decu.
>>32896906[X]Have the others wait outside while you talk in the living room instead.
>>32896950Who died and put you in charge? if the people are so fucked that they want war it's not your business to deny that. You don't care for them anyway since you'd rather strip away all their freedom than let them govern themselves. I would like to see you explain this to any crowd of people from there.>"No really, the secret police slaughtering dissenters is totally acting in your benefit- why are you stoning me ow ow ow ow please no"
>>32896906>>32896968[x]ThisTime for reasonable Megucas.
>>32896991Yeah it will totally annoy them, but we are Warmaster it's not our job to make cultists happy.
>>32896906>>32896968[x]ThisSayaka not a shit
>>32896906>Bedroom.Bathrooms are icky
>>32896998Uh then why did we ask to talk privately?>>32897021Mami and co too will be waiting, do you know how awkward it is to wait in the lobby while other people talk at their leisure in the room?.
>>32896906>[X]Bedroom.This kills the Green Green
>>32896906>All these responses acting as if the bathroom is honestly any less lewd than the bedroom.[x]Bedroom
>>32896906>Bedroom.I just want to talk to Wendy, honest
>>32897035Meh, Mami will probably use the opportunity to convert people into her side.
>>32896906>[X]Have the others wait outside while you talk in the living room instead.We run this shit.
>>32897047If this is all it takes to kill the green route, then she wouldn't have been a good waifu anyway
>>32896968Sure, works for me.
>>32896968>>32896998Asking them to stay when we want a private talk with Wendy kinda defeats the purpose, you know.
>>32897048Agreed, that just makes it sleazier>>32896906>Bedroom
>>32897012>Who died and put you in charge?The guy who just ate a 20mm round.Self government is a fiction. It's not stripping away freedoms if they don't have those freedoms anyway, killing an oppressor is not stripping away someone's right to be oppressed.And frankly, one death to prevent thousands is a good trade, especially if the one is a politician.
>>32896906>[x]Have the others wait outside while you talk in the living room instead.We won't tell Wendy to come with us, we everyone else to leave.
>>32897082Lets just put this strategy into use in the nation you live in, see how you like it.
>>32897078Not really. The reason we wanted privacy was because we don't want to blab about the GWs to everyone.Sayaka already knows, and Kyoyko and Midori would have to be told aswell if they take part in this mission. Might well tell them at the same time.
>>32896906>[X]Have the others wait outside while you talk in the living room instead.We should *not* have our people stay. That defeats the purpose.
>>32897091I'd sign right up to pull the trigger.
>>32896906>[x]Bedroom.Can't we just give love a chance?
>>32897099Irrelevant. It's the impression that we don't trust our allies that it gives is the problem.If we feel our posse needs to know, we can brief them later.
>>32897101This meeting is about Oriko, not our personal issues with Wendy.We can have a private personal talk with Wendy later, when everyone is not around waiting.
>>32897114Well I originally just wanted Sayaka along. She is our 2nd in command, so having her stay should give no bad impression.
>>32897128Please tell me living room won.
>>32896906>>Have the others wait outside while you talk in the living room instead.>>32897118It still defeats the purpose, you nitwit. When did I say anything about personal business?Kicking Wendy's people out but not ours screams "Your theoretically our allies, but we don't fucking trust you. At all."It is really, really dumb.
>>32897104And that's why you'll never hold any meaningful position in your life.
>>32897142Hey, pulling the trigger is a meaningful position.Assuming the gun is pointed at himself, at least.
>>32897104Those who want power don't deserve it, those who deserve it don't want it.
>>32896968Supporting this one
>>32897139Unfortunately its too late to change that. We already essentially said this when we wanted to talk with Wendy in private. Any cultist who did not realise what it means (distrust of the cult) is an idiot.
>>32897137Living room won IF you count all the offshoot votes that say 'living room but we keep X with us'. So yes, living room won, nya.I will say outright, if 'Living room but with X' won, Wendy would also insist on keeping some of her people there.
>>32897137I'm pretty sure bedroom won.
>>32897078The purpose is to not let the rest of the cultists know. Sayaka should stay 'cos she's our 2IC, Kyoko should be out in the hall to keep an eye on the cultists.
>>32897151Here, have this.
>>32897124I'm not sure who is who here.
>>32897165Nevermind, this is me posting without confirming like an idiot, nya.Green route ded.
>>32897137MIDORIFAGS GETTING BLOW THE FUCK OUT
>>32897189Green x Brown route when?
>>32897155Or it could be that we are divulging critical information,that only people with certain cleareance can know about? like the leader of the group, and we are only divulging it because she insisted.
>>32897155You are utterly dense.Asking subordinates to leave while the leaders discuss top-level shit is standard practice. It puts no-one out because THAT IS HOW SHIT WORKS IN HIGH-LEVEL DISCUSSIONS AND THEY KNOW IT.It's only when we start asking our people to stay and theirs to leave does it indicate a lack of trust.
>>32897189Fuck everyone who chose bedroom.
>>32897165I dunno. Sayaka is a special case in that she already knows. And since she is our 2nd in command, her staying would not have been all that odd. I admit having Chiakis entire group stay would have been a bit odd.
>>32897033>>32897063>>32897095>>32897096>>32897109>>32897112Geeee, I wonder if there is any samefaggotery involved.. Waifufags are truly the worst cancer.
>>32897189God dammit /tg/.
>>32897201This anon explained it better.
>>32897082>Self government is a fiction. It's not stripping away freedoms if they don't have those freedoms anyway>lol look at those sandniggers trying to govern themselves better send in Team America to handle that
>>32897142>supports killing for money>opposes killing for beliefSixteenth still the best.
>>32897201This this this. Hell, I feel like this meeting already had too many people in it to begin with.
>>32897217It's as much a fiction in the western world as it is anywhere else, the techniques are different, but its just the same.
>>32897048>All these responses acting as if any of these choices would matter in the slightest if either character REALLY wanted some NTR action.
>>32897171There's no way Wendy would have agreed to that. We would have been negotiating from a position of higher power, and tensions are still a little bit high.
>>32897243Do you practice being an edgelord or does it come naturally?
>>32897251Oh wow Full Homura Chiaki is -hot-.
>>32897189Hmm.I'm thinking... MidoriXNeco lewds. Lots of uses for Midori's illusion ability. Neco'll never know what hit her.
>>32897251AWWW YISSTRUE END
>>32897249>Two nubile young girls crammed together in a tiny bathroom.Lewdthrottle is stuck at full.
>>32897243God damn son.
>>32897251>Post-coital sheet togaThat shit is hot, man.
>>32897256Hey I'm not the one who claims helping people makes you a totalitarian dictator.Yes, lots of practice.
>>32897251This is my fetish
>>32897263Literally, if that's the case.
>>32897263The way Midori and I figured that, they're just sort of friends except things gradually get weirder and lesbianer and there's ~practice kissing~.
>>32897251I'm surprised anyone even remembered this one
>>32897275I'm not the person you were arguing with, but holy shit you sound like some fuckhead kid who thinks he knows everything about the world. Kindly stop shitting up the thread.
>>32897294This is new to me. Haven't seen it.
>>32897295Man, that's not even related, I'm not arging in favour of libertarianism or something.
>>32897310I posted it ages ago, though :((
>>32897275>I'm not the one who claims helping people makes you a totalitarian dictator.Instead, you're the one who claims killing a lot of people is going to make the world a better place, in which case I recomend you proceed to the nearest bridge and jump off to start with just one.
>>32897315You kind of are.
>>32897294you should hd remake this someday
>>32897300>Kindly stop shitting up the thread.No it's fun.
>>32897319>killing a lot of peopleNo, killing a small number of people who (allegedly) deserve it. There's a difference. And that still doesn't adress the point of how that is in any way worse than our own gang of happy-go-lucky contract killers.
>>32897317Well I see it now is what count. And I was probably too busy to see it.
>>32897345Fuck off, Mosque.
>>32897287"Just so we're ready for boyfriends later, honest" makeouts are my fetish
>>32897345>killing a small number of people who (allegedly) deserve itLIke you then. There should be a knife in your kitchen, come on, get right on the job.
>>32897349What?>>32897351And I'm apparently the edgy one.
>>32897322Hat doesn't like drawing Kharn anymore.
>>32897375Some day Hat will have good taste... Some day...
>>32897322Nnn... probably. Not really motivated to though.So, finally woke up...>>32895771Are you the anon who requested this? if so, I'm glad you liked it. I have some more doodles from throughout the week...
>>32897325She's already in the pic, you just can't see her because you lack faith
>>32897366What, i was just recommending you kill yourself for (my) peace (of mind). Perfectly in line with what you're thinking isn't it?
>>32897375But we love Kharn.
>>32897385Good morning. Feeling any better?
>>32897385>Chest area not puffyWasted potentialStill cute tho
>>32897387Well now that's just blatant strawmanning, and we'd been so civil and reasonable up 'til now!
>>32897390I don't love Kharn.
>>32897382Just as soon as Hat draws longhaired or ponytail Chiaki.
>>32897404>>32897387You're both being niggers.Stop it.
>>32897398Still feeling sick. Managed to rest more than I expected though...>>32897399Sorry.Anyways, Dan Kim requested MiniMidori helping out at the ramen shop
>>32897382akarin would make the perfect operative for the 20th
>>32897409You will soon join brother.
>>32897385>>32897414Stop it.My heart can't take this much abuse
>>32897415Akarin is already in another Officio. A friend requested MiniMidori tripping on the tablecloth while helping, so here it is.
>>32897415Akarin is a side character who hasn't shown up on camera yet.
>>32897414Rest well Hat.
>>32897432Far too cute.
>>32897430Sorry, there's only a few more doodles to be posted. I'm almost done. I really like this set, btw
>>32897432Its too much. HNNGG!!
Rolled 11>>32897385So everything is oversized except the pants.
>>32897415>implying there isn't another Officio that would suit her much better
>>32897468But everyone loves Akarin, no-one loves Canada.
>>32897458Your killing us but please give us more.
>>32897463They go below her knees now. This was really quickly done so it's pretty simple
>>32897458Wendy, shortly before the last moment she was ever not a shit.
>>32897458So moe I'm going to die.
>>32897487Finally, Midori~n in a wedding gown!
And this is the last one... This is my headcanon. There's another one that I did, but I was asked not to post it, sorry.
>>32897503I'd already drawn her in a wedding gown before, though...
>>32897487We have seen the future!!!
>>32897506She seems to be enjoying it.I approve.
>>32897522Oh, right.Well, Now I just need to get you to draw both of them in wedding dresses together!
>>32897506to much lewd?
>>32897506This is my fetish.
>>32897526>>32897548There was one that just bite, but I forgot to upload it last time, I think. bite bite bite bite bite bite bite might have to wait a little longer cause I feel sick...
>>32897553That picture bothers me deeply.
>>32897567>>32897506Bure bure bure.
>>32897574Yeah. Chiaki's not enjoying it enough.
>>32897581bure bure bure bure bure
>>32897567That tiny fang.
>>32897567Hat, stop, I can't handle all this lewd.Don't stop.
>>32897594All the lewds.
>>32897567This makes me hard.
>>32897607I'm done. The eskimo kiss was already posted and that's the only other new thing I've done. Like I said, I do have one more drawing, but I'm not allowed to show it.
>>32897660>but I'm not allowed to show it.Reasons of lewds, or reasons of spoilers?
>>32897665I bet its lewds.
>>32897691I see, well not like we have a choice.
>>32897708Hat drew it at my request and I asked him to hang onto it until after the meeting's over, nya.
>>32897720I see. So we do get to see it, though much much later.
>>32897691Well I personally request that you post it.WHAT NOW?!
>>32897730Hopefully not TOO much later!
>>32897720it's NECO wearing a stethoscope hanging on a rope, outside the room window isn't it?
>>32897660>>32897691> I'm not allowed to show it.That must be one heck of a spiteful person if he/she doesnt allow you to show it to us.
It's NECO being fugged in all 4 holes
>>32897759It's NECO, what do you expect?
>>32897759It's NECO, so yeah, a heck of spiteful person indeed.
I held onto this one for quite a while myself and asked Hat not to post it until I'd used it.
>>32897757Pff! Thats okay! We didnt want to see it anyway! I bet its totally ugly and stupid!
>>32897790And who is this semen demon?
>>32897720>after the meeting's overSo six to eight weeks then. I'll look forward to it.
>>32897720>>32897790Aaaa this reminds me, I need to bug Hat about that drawing from last thread...
>>32897790So she an OC of yours?
>>32897807Do not steal
>>32897797..Do I smell some tsuntsun?
>>32897790Who is this Cumquistador?
>>32897790The tattoos are cool. Hatchan gets better and better at tattoos and scars!
>>32897807She's one of Attarou's write up characters. He asked me to design her a costume so I decided I could draw one free costume since I was bored at the time
>>32897813Will not, just loving the detail
>>32897803>>32897807>>32897819"Madge"/"Her Majesty".Callidus. Watch-wearing dildo. Redirected Heather into a closet for kicks. Needs more screentime.>>32897828I thought so too! They're really good!>>32897836Thanks again for doing that.
I am seriously considering commissioning Hat-chan for a trio of pictures now.
>>32896868Magical girl sanyan/sniper wolf wasn't good enough?
>>32897918NI HAO NYAN
It's butts now, anons.
>>32897941you forgot the gorgerous, and this is nostalgic,fucking things up so quickly....
>>32897872Sadly offset by the screams for bloody murder. hurting Sanya is terrible, hurting the desperados is okay.
>>32897950Its all Butts, all the way down.>first capcha is just a picture of a rabbitwtf is wrong with this
>>32897978Sadly, with New Wendy the Boob/Butt ratio is badly skewed at the moment.
>>32896931 >>32896962 >>32896966 >>32896973Bedroom, then. You choose the bedroom to have your private talk with Wendy."...Yeah. Okay." Wendy nods, and you see her eyes flicker towards Mami again, before going back to you. A lone drop of sweat trickling down her cheek. "Just...just to have everything squared away security-wise, let's have someone guard the door to the bedroom. ...Amber and Sayaka alright with you, Kong?"One of her maids and your Equerry? You turn back towards Sayaka, the blue-haired Eversor's face carefully impassive. She nods curtly as you catch her eye, one hand tapping at the handle of Blueberry Cheesecake Brownie for emphasis. You give her a nod of your own, before turning back to Wendy....Yeah, sure. Why not."Right." It's here that Wendy stands up from her seat, making her way towards the bedroom and stepping through the threshold without so much as stopping to look at you. You make to follow suit just as Amber Nakajima, the maid in the kimono, takes up position beside the bedroom entrance - but something tugs at your sleeve. A hand. Midori's."S-sempai..."You turn to look at her, blinking at her quietly-despairing expression.What? It's nothing to worry about. You're just going to talk with Wendy in private."I...I know, but..." Midori seems to be holding back something, but at the same time desperately wants to blurt it out. "It's...she's...""She's someone from Chiaki's past, Midori-san," Mami's honeyed voice speaks beside you, and it's here that you see the blonde place a hand on the one your Callidus is using to hold you back. "And yes, they have a history, as you've probably surmised. But they're just going to talk. Both Wendy and Chiaki are being as professional as they can be, and so, any unprofessional behavior is completely out of the question." Mami turns to smile at you, brightly. "Am I right, Chiaki-san?"[1/2]
>>32897958>>32897969They should lurk moar.
>>32898013...Yeah. Yeah, of course. You nod at Midori, forcing a smile. Exactly. She doesn't need to worry.A few painfully-long moments later, and it's here that your green-haired Callidus finally lets go of your sleeve. Kyoko, your best friend for ever, seriously, takes this opportunity to swoop in and lead Midori away from you, Mami following close behind. "Haaah, yer gettin' too paranoid yerself, Midorin! They're not going to do anything but frown an' scowl at each other, you'll see!""I...I guess..." You hear Midori stammer, and you see her throw you one last glance before allowing Kyoko to shepherd her to a far corner of the room. You make to follow her, but find yourself suddenly being pushed towards the bedroom by none other than Sayaka."Bedroom's over here, Murderface, not there," Sayaka chirps brightly, pushing you along by your shoulders. You find yourself unable to protest, or even to stop. You'd probably carve twin furrows into the shag carpet if you dug your heels down. But what about Midori--"Midori's a big girl, and Kyoko's on the case. Stop worrying and do your job, okay? You're Warmaster now, act like it." She shoves your hat into your hand. Seems like you've left it in your chair. "Come on. I'll just be outside, so scream bloody murder if you need anything. Or shoot a whole lot. I'll charge in swinging."Before you could reply, you find yourself shoved into the bedroom proper, the door closing behind you. ...It's a big, comfy bedroom, with a bed big enough to sleep six, most probably. You step forward and press down on the mattress with a hand. ...Memory foam. Swanky."...Good for nothing."[2/3]
>>32897999This is all Decu's fault
>>32898013Holy shit it worked
>>32898023>"...Good for nothing."Fuck
>>32898023Your eyes widen in alarm, feeling your heart immediately skip a beat, a dagger of ice stabbing into your spine - and you whirl to face the direction where the sickeningly-familiar insult came from, expecting bright blue eyes and a cresent slit from a mouth. No, it didn't come from a shadowy corner, but rather from the brown-haired girl leaning on the bedroom wall farthest from you, her arms crossed under her chest, a fresh cigarette lit and held between her lips.What did she call you? How...?Something dark and square flies towards you, and you catch it by reflex. ...It's a slightly-squashed pack of Marlboro's."...It's hovering around you. Been hearing it since you walked in. ...You, uh...had a rough night, I guess?" Wendy shrugs. "Dreams, remember? I do dream stuff."...Right. Yeah. You glance at the pack of cigarettes, before nodding at her in thanks.A flick of your zippo, a puff of smoke, and you toss the pack back to its owner, taking a seat on the bed yourself. ...Comfy, but not as comfy as your chair."...Alright." Wendy breaks the silence a moment later, after the both of you had settled down. "So what's your awesome plan you can't tell the crazy cult bitches about?"How do you start explaining Kirika how she's inside the XX Golden Weapon?
>>32898023>"...Good for nothing."AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>32898055Yeah, thats not at all suspicious.WENDY IS HOMUCIFER!!!
>>32898055"Kirika's inside the XX Golden Weapon"
>>32898055I dunno about explaining, but apparently Kharn could talk to the golden weapon host (Risa) as well, so it's not just us (probably).
> "Dreams, remember? I do dream stuff."OH THANK CHRIST.
>>32898055[x]By outright telling her. Kirika is in a Golden Weapon. Stick Oriko with it and hope Kirika can talk sense into her.
>>32898055"Short version: I've brought her girlfriend who I killed back from the dead to kick the mind-control and stop her being a cunt."Then more detail.
>>32898055We start off with how Yuu contacts Chiaki?
>>32898055>[x] "Ok. You know how the golden weapons are bad news? Well part of that is that if you're the first owner and you die while in possession of one, your soul gets stuck in the damn thing like a genie in a bottle. Guess who was holding a certain golden pigsticker when I retired her crazy ass."
>>32898055Does Wendy even know who Kirika is or her connection to Oriko?Explain that Ahriman is probably using Kirikas death to manipulate Oriko. Then explain that Kirika actually is still alive and her soul is trapped in the GW, and that Kirika can probably talk Oriko down.Wendy cannot exactly complain, considering she herself apparently came back from the dead.
>>32898023>good for nothing>>32898055"Golden weapons absorb magical girls' souls. Oriko's lover is inside one of mine. She wants to get her out of this mess."
>>32898073This.As deadpan as we can. For nostalgia's sake.
[A] "Emotional blackmail."[B] "I've got Oriko's girlfriend on my fridge."[C] "I don't actually have a plan."[D] "J-J-JAM IT IN.”
>>32898055[x]"I have a golden Sword with the Soul of Orikos girlfriend Kirika inside. I get the sword close enough to Oriko, let it do its thing, get the staff and then stick Oriko AND Kirikas sword in one of the deepest Silent Rooms we have in the Ninth until I need her again. Thats it. "'[x]Hairflick
I was never really on board with this goofy plan so you're on your own guys. Good luck!
>>32898055>What? It's nothing to worry about. You're just going to talk with Wendy in private.[x] "I AM PLAGUED BY SPOOKY GHOSTS! KIRIKA IS ONE OF THEM! THEY'RE IN THE ROOM RIGHT NOOOOWWWWW AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH"
>>32898055She knows about GW so we can tell her we know about them too, and say we know they can comunicate with people, so we tell her Kirika is inside the sword and that she will help us get Oriko stop being a bitch.
>>32898121Don't leave us!
>>32898101I dont think she would qualify as "Alive" but erm close enough, and yes remember sayaquest?,kirika traveled to america with her and all so it could be assumed wendy at the very least knows of her.
>>32898055[x] "So you know how you kinda died and then got better due to some mystical BS... Well Kirika died and now she's..."
>>32898073I think starting with this is the best we can do right now.
>>32898121Same here. I would've just killed her, but we are committed now. Time to make sure the plan is a success.
>>32898055[X]"When the owner of a golden weapon dies, their soul gets trapped inside said weapon, I retired Oriko's girlfriend and it trapped her soul inside the golden katana, I talked to Kirika and she agreed to try and help me save Oriko."
>>32898096Can we have Yuu talk to Wendy? Perhaps via physical contact with the bracelets?
>>32898190The player is Midori
>>32898190>You talked with no silly.
>>32898190No pomf, 7/10
>>32898252Wendy and Chiaki will do nothing.Walk out of bedroom and find Sayaka and Amber at it.
>>32898276Would Amber really be that unprofessional?
>>32898190I'm tapping but nothing's happening.
>>32898252You quoted the wrong post.
>>32898288Isn't Sayaka still with Kyoko?
>>32898252Uh so what are we going to do actually?.>>32898288are you really asking that?.
>>32898276Amber will be obviously feeling Sayaka up while staring directly at Kyouko.>>32898306I will quote every post.
>>32898288Do you remember the Sayaka ark?Yes.
>>32898233Of all the things I could forget.
>>32898340Pomf present, 10/10
>>32898340I'd pomf Wendy's Pomfs
>>32898055>[x]I'm gonna swap the crazy bitch stick for a sword that has her lover's soul in it. Then I'm gonna let them talk things out. And if that doesn't work, THEN I'll shoot her.
>>32898346No, it's "I'd Wah Wendy's Pomfs." Get with the programming.
>>32898319>>32898322>>32898323the last thing Amber needs is to ruin her (likely) only way to get out of that cult by throwing herself at a taken woman who's girlfriend is in the same room with them.Unless SayaKyo have worked something out.
Alright, pausing thread for now! I have an early morning tomorrow, but we should have a thread tomorrow night, too!Thank you for everyone's participation, next thread shall be started with the most voted action! I don't think we have any writeups for today, so questions answered before I go to bed!
I'll be going now, have fun guys, hopefully we do something we won't regret.
>>32898371Wah! What are Chiaki and Wendy gonna do on the bed?
>>32898371Wait, no, there's one about to be posted! Questions answered after it, then!
>>32898371So Sayaka didn't want Midori to go because of Wendy? How much does Sayaka know that she's not telling us?
>>32898371How do you feel about K-On?>>32898384kek
Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam and Magical Assassin Wendy CooldownToday is a good day. And not just because it's a lazy Saturday afternoon.The last couple weeks weren't so great, though. Fuckface kept popping in during my lunch breaks with these weird questions. I only allowed it at first because she brought food, but when I cut my mouth trying to swallow tomato soup with powdered glass in it, I wouldn't touch anything she gave me. Not even cake and ice cream.It was really annoying, having to answer her retarded inquiries. And she kept shoving her own opinion into them. She'd ask where I came from, then blurt out that she grew up in Japan after moving from the States. Fuckface really loved to talk about herself, and ended up chatting through my break.So she came back tomorrow with the same question. I said California and she went away.She barged in again the next day and asked what I liked, then made the same mistake as before. The day after, I told her video games and sweet things, and she yelled something about using money from her giant robot fund. Later that night, I found a big new television in my room that didn't have the right connectors for the game console. The sentiment was nice, but what the fuck am I gonna do with it?At this point she started keeping her answers brief. When she asked how I'd hope to die - who asks that sort of thing? - Fuckface exclaimed she wanted to explode into hellfire that kills two Walpurgisnachts at the same time. Checkers informed me later that such a thing is beyond impossible, and fucking retarded.My response : "Painlessly, and soon". Shut her right up.Last I saw her was Thursday, where she asked what I wanted. Other than her going away, I informed her that what I'd like is for everything to stop sucking. To never have to do any of this secretary bullshit ever again.Yesterday was a good day, too. And not just because Fuckface didn't bug me.Because Checkers finally came to visit![1/5]
>>32898371I remember something about Sayaka pulling swords out of various cakes. Is she limited to that?
>>32898322>I will quote every post.That doesn't even make sense!
>>32898371What specific MiG variant were we flying a few threads back? I don't think you ever specified even though you told us the C-130 variant we were on.
Well, her and some other people as part of goodwill talks or something. I think one of them was the Warmaster? She was kind of loud, but she brought me this really good apple pie.Checkers volunteered to keep watch over me or something like that. She said she was ducking out of having to take part in the negotiations. Totally understandable.I'd never had a real slumber party before, and I don't think Checkers had, either, but I imagine it would be something like what we did last night. We had a pizza delivered to my room, and it didn't have any trace of whatever Fuckface put on the stuff she tried to force on me. There was only the cheese. So much goddamn cheese! We skipped pillowfighting due to lack of a good bed for it, and because Checkers said the Eversors around here could probably smell a battle from fifty feet away. "And you don't pillow fight with Eversors, kid," was her sage advice on the matter. "They'll shove their weapons in the damn thing." So none of that, then.And Checkers brought the adapter for the television like she promised, and a controller to replace the one Fuckface broke, -and- some titles I hadn't played before. That meant not just video games, but two player M-rated video games with Checkers! It was a bloody good time, and the content restricted stuff was everything I'd hoped it would be.And after that I tried styling her hair while she talked about her assignments and assassinations. It sounded scary, but they sounded like bad people. As it turns out, I'm not very good at styling hair, and after a few swears from Checkers, settled on leaving it undone until she bothered to put it back into pigtails. She assured me she wasn't mad, so everything was okay.And now we're lazing the day away in bed, because we were up alllll night. Which is fine. It's definitely fine. The important thing is that before the day ends I'll be out of here.Heehee... So long Australia, I'm almost gonna miss you.[2/5]
>>32898416My heart almost jumped out of my chest when I heard the knock on the door. Checkers was the first one to respond, growling "It's not locked."The door was thrown open, and Checkers groaned, "Oh, it's Crazy Cunt."That can only mean one person. I immediately retreated back beneath the covers and hoped she didn't notice me. Not her. Not here. Not now. Please just go away, you'll ruin everything."Cooldowwwwn!" Fuckface cried out, "Why? Why do you cower in the dank darkness while the sun is out and I'm about? Why do you not SEIZE the day and make it YOURS?" WHY is she here? "And I don't believe those are your pajamas." They were new ones from when we went shopping earlier, fuck you.Checkers grumbles sleepily, "The day's already mine. In here. What do you want?""A GIIIIIANT FIGHTING ROBOT, WITH LASERS AND MISSILES AN-" What the hell is she even talking about? "Oh, at this moment? I saw the door was closed and deduced Slam was still sleeping soundly. Why're -you- here?" That doesn't explain anything. I curl into a fetal position and will her to leave."Maybe she's dead. Or she left." Checkers continues to distract Fuckface from finding me, stating, "...And I WAS sleeping you crazy whore."But Fuckface is persistent. "That is simply NOT POSSIBLE, or else the seal I -painstakingly- placed on her door last night would be BROKEN."What?"The fuck are you talking about?" mutters Checkers.Fuckface stomps on over, declaring, "No time! I must find her, and YOU are coming with me!" Wait, don't do that-I throw off the sheet as I hear them struggling, murmuring, "Leave her alone..."Checkers looks mad, and whispers, "Dumbshit, I was trying to cover for you."I whisper right back, "I wouldn't inflict her on anyone." Nobody deserves to be stuck with Fuckface, least of all her.Grabbing me by the arm, the overeager Fuckface yanks me out of bed, yelling loudly, "COME ON, we're wasting daylight! For we are going on a WITCH HUNT!"[3/5]
""What? No,"" Checkers and I both deadpan in unison. Fuckface just lost any and all goodwill I might have had towards her. A witch hunt? Going after giant abominations of hate and despair? Fuck this. I don't want any part of it."YYYYYESSS!" she exclaims, having none of our objections to her insanity. "The -sheer stress- of a life or death situation will awaken her LATENT POWER, with which she will PULVERIZE the opposition, and earn a FAR BETTER position as an Eversor, and thus a HIGHER STANDARD OF LIVING!" So reasons the asshole hauling us out of the room and off towards certain doom. This is a bad idea that's going to get us all killed. Or at least me; pretty sure Checkers and Fuckface aren't killable. I don't want to be killed. At least I think I don't want to be killed..."But she's already-stop dragging me," Checkers growls, a kitchen knife manifesting in her hand. I'd be concerned if it was anybody else wielding it, or anybody else on the receiving end. "How the fuck are you so retard strong?!"And Fuckface... Slows down and comes to a stop? She stopped. She stopped running. She just stopped running."Nnnn... FINE!" is our party crasher's response. Her face looks pained, like it contradicts her very nature, but I can feel her grip slack. She's actually letting us go!Holy crap, Checkers, you're amazing. How did you do that, that was awesome. You got Fuckface to actually listen to you."I was told I should attempt to compromise, and so I ACQUIESCE to your demands!" Yes. Yes. Yes! Do that! Acquiesce away! Far, far away from us. Hell, I'll even take you off my shitlist for this, Fuckface. This is turning out to be a good day after-Nonononononono don't do that! Stop doing that! Don't pick me up! Don't put me on your shoulders! I'm not a child you chicken shit! Let me go! Bad day alert! Code red! Defcon 1! RAISE THE "I'M GONNA FUCKING DIE" ALERT![4/5]
"Put me down, put me down, put me down, please put me down now!" I wail, clutching onto her head for dear life. I don't want to fall!Fuckface, that awful Fuckface, has Checkers in both arms in a princess carry, looking -every bit- the evil villain who is abducting us that she is. Like a goddamn pirate. "And now, it is Crunch Time!" Fuckface declares. "Which to the uninitiated such as yourself means, in this instant, RUNNING AT FULL SPEED AAAAAAHAHAHAHAAA!" FUCK I ALMOST FELL! The bitch runs down the halls and towards a FUCK DON'T YOU DARE DO THAT! DO NOT JUMP OUT THAT WINDOW YOU HORRIBLE FUCKFACE!Checkers raises her knife and screams, "I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL FIND SOME PART OF YOU I CAN STAB AND I WILL OPEN YOU UP!" She tries to stab at our kidnapper. The knife just dinks against Fuckface's skin without leaving any mark at all. I fucking knew it.And Captain Fuckface laughs it off, "I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER MY BLOOD BOILING WITH PASSIOOOOOON!" Your brains are boiling you crazy cunt! Stop and think about this! Or -don't-, since you clearly lack the capacity to do so! Just leave Checkers out of it!"Put her down pleeeeeease..." I beg, but my plea fails to elicit any response from the crazy bitch.Checkers looks up at me with indignation and a severe frown, unable to wrench herself free from Fuckface's firm grip on her. "PAPERS," she screeches as Fuckface launches herself through the open window, "HOW IS SHE SO RETARD STRONG?""Welcome to my world," I murmur, squeezing my eyes shut as I experience the familiar sensation of hurtling towards the ground.TODAY WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A -GOOD- DAY![5/5]And that's it!Thanks to Deculture for letting me write and for the adorable picturesThanks to Cooldown for letting me bounce ideas off of her, help with Wendy's dialogue, slumber party inspiration, and giving me an actual plot line to run withThanks to Archival for looking things over
>>32898404>Later that night, I found a big new television in my room that didn't have the right connectors for the game console.MY HEART
>>32898384Talk!>>32898400They're okay, I guess? D:>>32898413A MiG-21! And the C-130 was a AC-130W Stinger Variant!
>>32898456She tries bless her, unfortunately she's bugfuck crazy.
>>32898546Sixteenth a best, or sixteenth a dystopian nightmare?
>>32898454Thanks for writing.
>>32898416>It was a bloody good time, and the content restricted stuff was everything I'd hoped it would be.Yes
Decutree's headed off, so I'll be fielding any additional questions or whatever as usual.
>>32898371Thanks for running!http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Magical%20Girl%20Noir%20QuestThread has been archived!Looking forward to next time but I can't help but feel a little worried...
>>32898664How wet is Wendy right now?
>>32898664Wendy oppai mousepad when?
>>32898664How will he make up for new-Wendy's egregious skewing of the lewd-force? There should be balance.
>>32898664Deculture must really like giant tits.
>>32898546I can't help but point out that the Mig-21 only has a ferry range of less than 1500 nautical miles unless it wants to carry so much fuel it can't take off. A trip from Singapore to Japan is like 2500nm minimum. So unless they switch planes midflight that's impossible.
>>32898664>filenameHeh. Loving that IronMan-esque helmet.
>>32898692This isn't exactly her idea of a dream date, but she would fuck the green out of Midori's hair.>>32898705Once they come up with a way for the size to grow and shrink randomly.>>32898708'Murrica don't believe in balance.>>32898713I always thought he was a flat is justice type, so I'm kinda surprised. Annie's are bigger, though. So are Mary's, but she's less healthy.>>32898578I don't feel politically informed enough to make the call. I think the intent behind them is definitely more of a peacekeeping force, but it's wholly possible the Warmaster or Incubator have their own plans that deviate from that.
>>32898456>>32898556 has it right. Her heart's in the right place.>>32898592>>32898624Thank you!>>32898607Things will improve for her in the future. Honest.>ntrangr prospectsThere's a fair amount of prospective anger about possible NTR, yes.
>>32898782>'Murrica don't believe in balance.But butt > breasts.Personally I'm very offended by recent developments.
>>32898454I like the all-American cameos.
>>32898806How does Eleanor feel about Checkers' Amazing Elastic Bust?
>>32898868Thanks. I was a bit worried that they might not be well received after appearing in the write-ups proper. They're not going to stick around for much longer, though.>>32898894Admiration, with a smidgeon of envy.
>>32898989It's okay, Elly, someday you'll have huge, p-proud...bfahahaha I can't.
>>32898782>So are Mary's, but she's less healthy.*fat
>>32899580Maybe one day she'll find someone who can look past the murders, the cult she's pushing, the Eversor-ism, the piles of flab...Yeah actually I don't see it happening.
>>32899650I dunno, when Midori's fat it's sexy and when Pinky's crazy it's moe, maybe that's how anon works.Maybe she's the ur-waifu.
>>32899676I'm not talking anon, anon jerks his weenie to everything. I mean in-story, and not Wendy who goes with everyone anyway.
>>32899676No see, because Midori is sexy, it's healthy, not fat. Only less sexy girls are fat; like Wendy or Neco.
>>32899676It might have something to do with the inspiration for Wendy being flat chested, she really filled out over the course of the quest.
>>32899710In-story? No comment. She's not in a good position for even my dumb autistic ass to ship.
>>32899798I always liked how the braids looked sort of erect there.