Thread 2 for the night!Thread 1 is here, while it lasts:>>32845271++[x] This is as good as any chance we've had, let's get her!You slam the fighter into a hard turn, breaking right and into a dive, chopping the throttles back so you don't overstress the fighter- even in it's cut down, high speed configuration, you're not sure just how much speed it can handle, and don't want to find out the hard way. In a dive like this, you gain speed far, far faster than even a witch on full blowers- though you're careful to keep an eye split between the unwinding altimeter and your indicated airspeed. Screaming for earth at hundreds of feet a second, you're closing fast enough on Slider that you're almost- almost- surprised when she flips around, cutting her strikers and dropping like a rock out from under your gun sight before you were in range. You rocket past in an instant, cutting your throttles down and riding the buffeting Wyvern through another hard turn, to find Slider closing again from your low three. You key open your mic again, laughing to yourself as you turn into her attack, trying to keep just out of her shotgun's reach. While you're sure Merlin's shield could handle them, you'd rather save her the trouble right now- plus, you never know when you'll need them. 1/2
“Now, people tend to think o snaiks as cold blooded monstahs with the kiss of death.” You narrate, checking over your shoulder to watch her perform an unnatural twisting roll to gain positioning on your tail- damn snake familiars anyway. “But the Sloidah is a constrictah, able to crush the life out o any man.”You're forced to cut the next part of your narration short to pay attention to evading her shots- a short hail of steel ammo flies at you, though, thankfully, you're able to evade the worst of it, and the rest impacts Merlin's shield. “You know.” She says, and you her her hand thump against the canopy glass over the open mic- “I think that counts as a kiss of death. She's on our six, between our tails.”“Ahv course, the Sloidah is a persistant snaik.” You say, plugging in your burners again to gain separation. “But it's natural preditah, the silver tananaian eagle, is moah than a match for it.”“Says you.” Slider's first response cuts over the channel. You immediate hammer the fighter's nose up, climbing over a burst of shotgun fire meant for you. “This whan's a firey whan!” You say, looking over your shoulder again, watching her drop a magazine from one shotgun.  Now's the best shot we're gonna get!  she's still got the other one up, we can't make a move yet!
>>32852791>[x] she's still got the other one up, we can't make a move yet!
>>32852791> she's still got the other one up, we can't make a move yet!
>>32852791>[X] she's still got the other one up, we can't make a move yet!Wait for it...
>>32852791>[X] she's still got the other one up, we can't make a move yet!
>>32852791> Now's the best shot we're gonna get!Merlin can shield from one of them long enough for a kill, I think.
>>32852791> she's still got the other one up, we can't make a move yet!Though if she's smart she'll alternate her reloads and always have one up
>>32852791>[X] she's still got the other one up, we can't make a move yet!>[X] Steve
>>32852791> she's still got the other one up, we can't make a move yet!She knows we're watching reloads from previous hops, don't fall for it
>>32852791>[x] she's still got the other one up, we can't make a move yet!also more steve
>>32852791>wait for her to burn her other shotgun>HOW YOU GONNA RELOAD???
>>32852922With her tail...
>>32852914Not posting for best wingmanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4BSFcyk41M
<< IFF HAS CONFIRMED: THE REINFORCEMENT TEAM IS GALM >>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1feWsXW3uU
>>32852971That's not exactly a song I think of when it comes to mid-dogfight music.
>>32852971>>32852995"Time to dive into the fireworks!"Crap, wrong song:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1feWsXW3uU
>>32852949>thoughts immediately go to that Slider lewd-fic
>>32852971The guy who pulled out Tauberg's sword is here. Be careful!
>>32852791[X] she's still got the other one up, we can't make a move yet!
>>32853039>HIPS: THE ANIME
>>32853039We haven't seen Goose in AGES
>>32853061Isn't it sad, Sacchin.
>>32852791 she's still got the other one up, we can't make a move yet!keep up the Steve!
>>32853055>HIPS: THE HIPPENING
>>32853061Need more Mav.Need more Goose.
Rolled 14>>32853195More ice and slider lewds
>>32853195We do need to talk to Mav. She's the only one with her head screwed on straight.
>>32853229She's the only one who screws and gives head straight.
>>32853229Only young one at least. Georgette's got experience on her.
>>32853025There was a lewd fic?
>>32853312Several.Unfortunately the Site they're stored on is down.KOTA FIX THE SITE ALREADY FAGET
>>32853312http://pastebin.com/79ZCE87cCourtesy of feelthy
>>32853335no. there is anotherhttp://pastebin.com/pjXJ93MM
>>32853312One of Sliders:http://pastebin.com/79ZCE87cAnd both for Holly because.http://pastebin.com/uKrG6CxUhttp://pastebin.com/YzUrPmdE
>>32853371>those Holly ficsWill sure made up for lost time, didn't he?
>>32853363Yeah, but there's several more on the ded board by penguin and SEXCELSIOR.
>>32853464>penguinDid anyone mange save any of those?
>>32853464>>32853483Google cache or wayback machine are a bust?
>>32853483>>32853492https://web.archive.org/web/20130407125207/http://www.tofusaur.us/res/5416.htmlHmm... Didn't save the screens he made of them though. I'm too lazy for that.
Rolled 5>>32853464And alot of TWQ fics.Sushi raping PL, etc
>>32853579>Tofusaur is old news.There's been a lot of new stuff since it moved to swqu.net
>>32853619Eh, it was the one I thought of first. I don't recall if he reposted there though...
>>32853579>As if we weren't always craven beasts. /tg/ has been chasing waifus and such for who knows how long. Even when SWQ was but a scant handful of threads in, there emerged a great chorus of frenzied, bickering neckbeards, coalescing around their chosen idol.>Incest chicken was the tipping point though. From there, it spread. Oh sure, the Waifu Wars settled, but then the fapfics came. At first, mostly unbidden, but we did not cry "No, this is too degrading." Nay. We praised them that wrote such things.>Then the new choices began. And it was back to the rush. That primal lustful urge given voice and decision.The only difference is now we publicly air our preferences for which perverted fantasy we want to jerk it to first.>None of us were ever better than this, we just lacked the opportunity to display our little hedonism, baying in lustful voices.Oh god mah sides
>>32853645SEXCELSIOR certainly didn't. Dunno if penguin did or not.
[x] she's still got the other one up, we can't make a move yet! With her other shotgun still loaded, you're not going to be able to make a move on her and she knows it- and you're relatively sure she knows how to reload one while carrying the other. Relatively. That said, though, you can still try and maneuver for position, and try to get her off your tail. Right now, you're occupied just trying to keep her from drawing a bead, the shotgun tracking across the sky while the other hangs from a sling. Looking back, you note that she flies differently, her moves more fluid than the rest, even young's. You decide that's down to her familiar, but you file it away anyway, maybe it'll be useful later. For now, the trouble is creating enough of an opening to win this thing. Without being able to climb- and with diving out because of your relatively low altitude, the only choice you have is a turning fight- one you're not sure you can win, anyway. You start deliberately slowing down- bringing her in closer. As aware as she is of your flying habits, you don't expect to be able to be able to hit the airbrakes and have her overshoot, as nice as that would be, but you want her in closer regardless, to cut down her reaction time. Merlin, behind you, calls out the range. Informed by her laser rangefinding and detection gear, she's able to provide surprisingly accurate data- not to mention, she's able to do so without a hint of excitement in her voice. With the range closed down, you make your move, kicking in rudder and causing the fighter to spin like a top along it's yaw axis. 1/2
Normally fatal, you've got the flat spin well in hand, using it to reverse on Slider so quickly she doesn't have time to put more than one startled shot into Merlin's shield before beginning her own evasive maneuvers- rolling and twisting out of your gunshots almost languidly. She rolls over one burst, flipping on her back to present the bores of both shotguns- pointed straight at you. Her shield flashes to life at the same time as Merlin’s- though your guns are bigger than hers, and Merlin's shield is far, far stronger. “All participants, all participants, this is Hurricane.” Your RAF controller calls as the computers register the damage- you'd be hurt, but Slider, had this been real, would be a fine mist descending to earth among the wreckage of her strikers- “Good show. Roll wings level and RTB. Pleasure as always working with you.”Landing at Barin turns out to be more of a hairy issue- the threatening rain broke early, drenching the castle and it's runway- you almost don't get stopped in time, even coming in at stall speed. You're not as tired, this time, which you figure is good. Right up till you see Slider making her way towards you- and with no one but Merlin and Kenji to support you, you know you're in trouble. Well, everybody has to die sometime, you figure. And this is just as good a way to go as any.
>>32853650S'all Kotas fault too.
ok guys, I'm passing out at my keyboard here. IDK how the hell merc does this late night shit. I'm going to call it here, yes, you'll deal with the fallout next thread. Also: there's a reason that seemed too easy. Anyway, guys, hope you enjoyed, I'm going to go rack out now. Cheers, see you next week.
>>32853827.....What the hell just happen.And damn why next week!
>>32853827You're going to pick this up right here, right?Not going to time skip us are you?
>>32853827>falloutWhat.What did we do.Besides our best Steve impression.Or will it be us waking up to a hospital bed?
>>32853827I'm simultaneously happy that I get to go to bed, amused at your reaction to late nights, sad that I have to wait until next week, and apprehensive over the use of>fallout>there's a reason that seemed too easy.WHY YOU DO THIS TO ME GHOST
>>32853827>Also: there's a reason that seemed too easy.>fallout
>>32853861Slider is angry, presumably.THat said Ghost's wording *does* make it sound like we're about to pass out.Actually, I had to re-read it once because the first time I though we'd passed out and hit slider on landing.That was scary.
>>32853827I am probably not ready for the consequences but I dearly hope that we at least die with some dignity!Or at the very least she strangles us under her arm so we die with boobs in our face.
>gonna be at a baseball game next Tuesday...fuck ;_;
Every bloody thread...
>>32854021Every bloody thread what?
>>32853878>You're not as tired, this time, which you figure is good. How does that imply we're about to pass out? If anything LAST time we were just exhausted, and this is even milder.
We could try tossing Merlin at her to buy time to run. There's no way she can find Frank in the underground paths of Barin.
>>32854036You also feel warm before you freeze to death, so hey
>>32854036Either that or we're so out of it that we're on the verge of falling out of our fighter
>>32854061>>32854051That's very unlikely. We're not bleeding or stumbling or anything, and the dogfight was way milder than previous ones. Even if we're NOT getting better at channeling gnome, this is probably one of the gentler fights we've had, Talent wise.
>>32853827Slider is either going to kill us or rape us..... Or both.Now was it easy cuz we got gud, or did slider just want us in high spirits when she enacts all of her fantasies upon us.
Now this just feelz weird.No mug to look forward to...
>>32854075>>32854036It was like He doesn't feel tired, then suddenly WHAM OUT LIKE A LIGHT
>>32854088I know right?
Oh shitRemember how Merlin had a black-tinted shieldAnd how people thought we might be some sort of magic battery for her or whatever...Didn't we use our shield a lot this last duel?
You know what's funny? We could have just stayed in the other thread... Ha!
>>32854088Feelthy gief lewds plsgief Holly mugsturbating and Fronk jumpering off manually
>>32854143We used it thrice. Though the thought of Merlin getting worn down is a terrifying one
>>32854156>>32854143Less than with some of the other duels IIRC.
>>32854155Here you go.http://pastebin.com/uKrG6CxUandhttp://pastebin.com/YzUrPmdE
>that second Will x Holly lewdWell done, anon.
>>32853827>you'll deal with the fallout next threadSlider kill/fucking us for our commentary and not for watching what we say and the Matrons minus the Aussie Matron If there's one at Barin probably questioning our mental state due to our parody of a Aussie snake wrangler both come to mind. The Aussie matron would just laugh her ass off.>Also: there's a reason that seemed too easy.Short of Slider not fighting as well as she could or Merlin leveling up, I don't know what the hell the reason could be.
>>32857497Besides Maverick, Goose, Iceman, and Slider, are there any other characters present?
>>32857643Twins taking video, Powers taking photos, the two Hawks with Matrons in the back, any other witches observing, and the AWACS. I guess it depends on what frequency we spoke over actually.
>>32857658>you see Slider making her way towards you- and with no one but Merlin and Kenji to support you, you know you're in trouble. Think hes talking about from Top Gun.
>>32856176You should thank feelthy too, anon.
>>32857669That makes more sense, misunderstood obliviously.>>32857643Those are the only characters from Top Gun present currently, more should up in the early threads when this still was just Top Gun Witches Quest with the odd Ace combat character added in.
guys, remember to sage your posts, this thread is long dead, let it die gracefully
>>32857707Are aggressive grins the best.
Is the IRC still around for swq?
>>32858530Still this right?Server: irc.rizon.net Channel: swq