Welcome to Academy City. The time is evening, the weather is electric, and the date is August 21.You are Kyril Torikov, ‘Level 2’ Telekinetic Child Error and you have just watched your friend take more volts than you’d like. Touma, your friend, had originally come to you to seek more information regarding the Sparky’s complicated ‘family’ issues. He had bore witness to the progress of the Level 6 Shift project, namely the corpse of the 10031st clone of Sparky. Assuredly, it wasn’t pretty. Normal people would just walk away and try to put it behind them, wishing it was a nightmare and going about their daily lives. Not Touma. You had a pretty good idea of what he was going to do with the information you had given him. Still the both of you went after Sparky first. Neither of you wanted her to do anything drastic. It was just as well but you really didn’t expect Touma to just let her blast him like that.Sparky didn’t kill him but she did knock him out for a bit. At this rate he was going to run late for his date with the Accelerator. He was also going to be a little under 100% fighting form. Still, what’s done is done. He had talked her down. His words had shaken her, if her reaction was anything to go by. You didn’t have the time to babysit Sparky even when you had promised to help her but it didn’t take a genius to figure out she was at a loss on what to do. At a loss now, and at a loss then, seeing as she thought she could shut down Level 6 Shift on her own. It was probably because she was the third ranked Level 5. She was naïve. Now, you had to,>Escort Sparky back to her dorms now>Make sure Touma made it to his date
The rules are pic related.For more information see: http://padlet.com/BoredofDirector/acsquareqHopefully I won't collapse from sleepiness.
>>32801360>Make sure Touma made it to his date
>>32801360>Make sure Touma made it to his dateCan't have the Punchman crawling to the summer slam
Is OP kill?
>>32802229don't worry, Bored 40-50 mins to update on average, maybe an hour if food or something comes up
There was no time to waste though. The more time you spent not moving closer to the location of the current Level 6 Shift experiment, the likelier it was that you’d soon have 10032 dead clones on your hands. Touma wasn’t heavy. Rather, he was lighter than you expected and while his right hand interfered with your Ability, it wasn’t hard to just carry him. Even Sparky lent a hand. Maybe she was feeling guilty about zapping him.“He’s asked some valid questions Sparky,” you remarked.She kept silent as the two of you hauled your unconscious mutual friend towards the railway switchyard in School District 17.“I didn’t really think about it,” she trailed off, “I just.”“It’s alright, I never really thought about it myself. Not until recently anyway,” you reassured, “But we’ve got a plan.”You looked to Touma.“Well, he’s got a plan,” you corrected yourself.It was then that Touma chose to regain consciousness. The two of you stopped and let him gather himself before continuing on your way.“Ugh,” he grabbed his head before looking around, “What’d I miss?”“Well you almost missed your date,” you replied.The closer you got the better you could hear the sounds of crackling in the air as you approached the stack of containers. You couldn’t see the battle just yet but the flashes of lightning and the weird smell in the air was enough.“So what exactly was your plan?” you asked your friend.“I go in, save the little sister and stop the experiment,” he answered confidently.“You’re crazy,” the Railgun exclaimed, “Kyril, he has no chance of winning, even with that right hand of his.”The two of you shared a look before turning back to Sparky.“We won’t know until I try,” Touma shrugged.As for yourself you were going to,>Make sure the girls were safe>See what you can pinch from the Accelerator>Back Touma up
>>32802439What do you mean by pinch?
>>32802439>Make sure the girls were safe.
>>32802439>Make sure the girls were safePoint defense time. Let Touma focus on what's in front of him.
>>32802439>See what you can pinch from the Accelerator
>>32802439>>Back Touma upEven if we cant harm the Accelerator directly, we should be able to help Touma avoid some damage
>>32802439>Back Touma up
>>32802439>Make sure the girls were safe>>32802597That would only be getting in his way.
>>32802439>>See what you can pinch from the Accelerator
“Just worry about the fight,” you told him, “I’ll make sure the girls stay safe.”“Hey! I don’t need your protection,” Sparky protested.You paid her no mind.“Alright champ, it’s show time,” you clapped Touma on the back.Turning the corner and you were greeted with the sight of the battlefield. There was some damage but it wasn’t the location that you were paying attention to. Lying at the feet of what you guessed was a young man albino in a black shirt was Misaka 10032. She had been beaten soundly. It was no surprise. The clone was a Level 3, around your level. How could she have matched a Level 5 like the Accelerator anyway? What kind of experience could the first ranked Level 5 gain from this pointless encounter anyway? Seeing as they were pitting him against 20000 of them there had to be a point to it all, or so you hoped.“Hey you.”It wasn’t as eloquent as earlier you thought but Touma got their attention anyway.“Oi,” the Accelerator seemed pissed, “What do we do in this case huh?”He was asking the clone about the interruption. Though it was said that the clones were supposedly stoic unlike Last Order, they still emoted. She was shocked. Seeing her silent the Accelerator turned towards you proper. His grin was confident. Rather, it was more a smirk, one that found something amusing. He had right to be. After all, he was ranked at the top of over 2 million students in the city. Still you were pretty sure the unluckiest git in the whole of the city had something to say about that.“Whatever, looks like I get to deal with them right?” his gaze shifted to Sparky, “Back for another go?”“I’m your opponent,” Touma stepped forward.“Come on, I can take you all three at once,” he spread his arms wide.[1/2]
>>32803389“I said I was your opponent,” Touma repeated.His dash speed was rather fast enough that you would have been impressed if you hadn’t seen faster. The Accelerator just stomped his foot on the ground. Tremors shook the ground violently, making it hard for you to remain standing. You weren’t moving so it must have thrown off Touma.“As if I’d let you, dumbass,” Accelerator spoke, “Come on who’s next?”Touma got up again but you didn’t spare him much of a glance at that point. Closing in on the Sister with Sparky you,>Relocated her somewhere nearby>Rushed her off the battlefield>Let Sparky fuss over her younger sister
>>32803429>Let Sparky fuss over her younger sister
>>32803429>Rushed her off the battlefieldIf literally anyone interferes with the battle, scientists might think that Accelerator lost not because he's a scrub, but because it was two on one.
>>32803429>Rushed her off the battlefieldJust nab them and move somewhere safe and with a viewpoint on the battle.
>>32803429>>Rushed her off the battlefield
didn't the sisters have to distract Accel with the wind turbines or something?
>>32803429>Rushed her off the battlefieldGet her somewhere safe, THEN Sparky can fuss over her all she wants.
>>32803625Canonicaly, maybe. But we've gone so far off the rails, who knows what'll happen now.
>>32803625That was more when he started to spam Plasma.
>>32803670>>32803840Well, we kind of have telekinesis, so if he pops plasma we can just throw it somewhere. It's not like it has a reflection field around it.
>>32803914Going to need more force. That and he can always set the force behind it higher then our Telekinesis. Though the first time yeah it should fuck with it.
>>32803962We can just fling objects at it then. Again, no reflection field, and if something like a strong wind can disrupt the plasma, a couple of hurled objects is a definite counter to that.
>>32803914We could also just move the ground underneath him. That would be very distracting.
You had dedicated yourself to making sure the girls stayed safe. Anywhere even remotely close to the Accelerator and by extension, his fight with Touma, wasn’t safe. Quickly but carefully picking 10032 up you made for the road that sat on elevated ground overlooking the switchyard. Your choice was vindicated when an explosion tore through the area and sent an empty cargo container careening through the location 10032 had been previously. The gouging of the gravel surface confirmed that it was way too heavy for your Telekinesis to handle. Good for you.“Who are you says Misaka as she attempts to determine your identity.”You don’t get to answer Sparky starts fussing over her clone almost immediately. You also provided some pain killers and disinfecting bandages. It doesn’t stop the clone from eying you emotionlessly.“Kyril Torikov,” you finally answered.The clone finally turned to the original.“Onee-sama, what is going on says Misaka as she asks Onee-sama about the situation.”Sparky looked towards where even know you could hear two lads going at it. Touma hadn’t had the time to tell her yet.“He’s fighting for you,” you answered in her stead, “For your sister, and for you.”“Misaka does not understand. Misaka is a clone that could be created,” she was interrupted.“At the push of a button for 180,000 yen, yeah, yeah. But you know what? That doesn’t matter. You’re still my clone,” Sparky paused for breath, “My sister.”As touch as her admittance was the ground rang as steel crashed in to steel. Touma was still fighting, most likely for his life at this point. Like a second sun, a pale white glow coalesced above the switchyard.“T-that’s plasma?” Sparky was shocked, “He can control the air to that extent?”Looks like Touma was in for it now.>What do?
>>32804612>RUUUUUUNNNNN BITCH RUUUN
>>32804612What disrupts plasma? besides the sisters turbine trick?what is accel standing on? can we fuck with his footing?
>>32804612Shouldn't Sparky be able to mess with his control since plasma can be altered with EM fields? Zap the fuck out of the metal containers in the area to give them a negative charge which can mess with the plasma ball.
>>32804612Do things in that order, see if anything works>throw things at plasma>throw plasma>shake some ground near Accelerator>spin something for wind>ask Sisters for assistance>if nothing works, grab fucking everyone and transform run
>>32804699His reflection would just stop footing effects. My first thought would be to send force straight though the plasma over and over so it doesn't have a good amount of space to compact.
>>32804612DISTRACT ACCELERATOR FAST.
>>32804612Just fucking ask Sparky if she has any bright ideas.
>>32804964She should be able to manipulate the ions in the air/plasma with EM, maybe not with any degree of precision but enough to disrupt Accelerators calculations for generating the plasma. Thats all the turbines did really anyway.
>>32805263I somehow doubt that either Sparky or us are gonna suddenly go genius in a middle of a life-or-plasma moment.
>>32805340She had the sense to have her clones start up the turbines to run interferance.
>>32805340This is Academy City. I'm sure they teach the four states of matter in school. It isn't that far-fetched to reach the conclusion that EM interference can screw with plasma.
>>32805428One thing is realizing that strong wind is gonna disrupt the plasma and the other is electromagnetic fields when all she uses is lightning bolts.
>>32805340We have also read an applied physics textbook, so that could have given us some insight into how to manipulate states of matter.
Your first reaction was to run. If this was giving Sparky pause then you probably had no business being anywhere nearby when the damn thing hit. You were trusting Touma here, you rationalised. Of course you weren’t alone however as Sparky and her clone were also here. You weren’t sure how far you could get carrying the two of them. Then again, you weren’t alone. It was better to ask opinions before seeking shelter and ensuring you were safely tucked away from the destruction that was sure to follow.“Any bright ideas Sparky?” you asked.Your tone was nonchalant but it didn’t seem to register with her. Instead she gazed fixedly at the growing ball of plasma, as she called it. You had a passing understanding of it and since it was ionized gas, all Sparky needed to disrupt it was the feed her power in to it and try to destabilise it that way.“W-w-we have to stop that,” she answered.“Yeah how?” you tried again.“We shouldn’t interfere directly,” Sparky was thinking, “If we did it’d invalidate the fight. An electromaster of sufficient level and skill should be able to.”Both your eyes turned her clone. You swore you saw 10032 gulp.“Misaka should be able to says Misaka without much confidence.”“Couldn’t you use the network then?” she tilted her head in confusion, “Borrow some power?”“That is not how the Misaka network works says Misaka as she tries to correct your misunderstanding.”As you argued the ball grew bigger and bigger.“So how exactly are you planning to do this?” you asked, “You’re going to chuck something at it, explode prematurely?”“That could work, probably,” Sparky shrugged.Now was not the time to be shrugging.>Ask the clone for her opinion>Have 10032 hit it with her best shot>Fuck it, you’ll toss something in there yourself>Write-in?
>32805641>>Fuck it, you’ll toss something in there yourselfIt's time
>>32805641>Ask the clone for her opinion
>>32805641>Fuck it, you’ll toss something in there yourselfToss a gun magazine in there. That ought to distract everybody.
>>32805641Have 10032 go for it.
>>32805641>>Fuck it, you’ll toss something in there yourselfIt is timehttps://soundcloud.com/erasedtapes/olafur-arnalds-everything-must-change
this is going to "don't run away from vampires" all over again isn't it?
>>32805934As long as we can drag our corpse to the Frogman we'll live.
You have chosen to personally throw something in to a growing ball of plasma.>Select an item from your inventory>Just a rock
>>32805991Inventory more or less I think:A cell phoneA wallet with keys and IDTwo jars of painkillers. Mostly full.A M1911 pistol, 7/14 roundsThree .45 ACP mags, one is emptyBrass knucklesTeacher's business cardA lighterFirst Aid KitStab-proof undershirtA (tiny) Share in Kongou AviationTwo discount coupons for plane ticketsBiker jacketAviator sunglassesHandgun shoulder holster
>>32805991One .45 ACP magazine, one lighter, and one rock.Toss them one after the other.
>>32805991A magazine I guess. I feel like this is a bad plan. Sparky thought this was retarded in canon since Accel can just make another ball.
Wouldn't a rock just melt in the plasma?
>>32806031It would be a distraction if we chucked it at his head.
>>32805991the lighter.45 magazine exploding sounds bad (for us and or Touma)
>>32805991>>32806011Open the painkiller jars. Fling the painkillers at plasma like a fucking machinegun.
>>32804964>Plasma was created from the atoms separating into cations and electrons, so she may have been able to return the plasma to the original atoms by putting the electrons back together with the cations.>But how would that help?>Even if she did manage to return the plasma to its original state, Accelerator would just gather the wind again to recreate the plasma. To seal Accelerator’s attack, electricity did not cut it. One needed the ability to control wind like he could. But Mikoto could not control wind with her electricity techniques. Mikoto gritted her teeth at the uselessness of her power in that situation.
>>32806106That would accomplish even less than the rock.
don't punish Kyril too harshly Bored.they just wanted be involved ...I voted for the talking to the clone
You know guys, we never actually made a plan for countering accelerator on anything really. I figured that we would just let Toman do his thing and zappy zap do her thing. We didn't even power level or anything, and accel is final boss tier.
What if we try moving the wind? We might have the power, we just haven't tried yet. If we push the wind around just a bit it should be able to destabilize it. Accels plan fell apart just from the turbines moving backwards and ruining his eyeball estimation. If we actively counter his power we should be able to buy time.
>>32806195If we survive we should make it a goal to avoid these kinds of things in the future.
>>32806249Nah, the Sisters had to do specific calcs to disrupt it. That's why Accel went after 10032 at the very end. If he killed her, the other Sisters wouldn't be able to adjust their calculations.
Now personally I have no idea what happens when you throw a full mag of .45 ACP at a ball of plasma, so please roll 1d20 to see if you've bought Touma enough time. There is no counter roll.
Rolled 13>>32806344Time to see the power of explosions.
Rolled 6>>32806344big bucks no whammies
Rolled 14>>32805991We don't need to beat him, we just need to stall him long enough for Touma to get in close. >>32806344Ahh shit never mind.
Rolled 7>>32806344>>32806373;-; pls don't do this
Rolled 8>>32806344>not knowing what happens when you fling a magazine at a ball of plasmaOne happens.
I don't know, 14 is mixed success right?
What would happen first is that the metal would begin fusing together and once that reached the propellant you'd get molten flecks of metal raining about due to the chain of explosions.
>>32806422Its not bad but we could have done much better
>>32806471We just need to believe in Touma, he's gotten out of worse.
If we had stayed out of it just today this wouldn't have happened. Cannon probably would have run its course. Running towards an encounter with accel with no plan and no hope...
>>32806600Just wait, it will be glorious. The gun magazine will save the day and we will be thug of the month.
>>32806634With no Aleister to back us up because we're not TouMAN. How the fuck are we supposed to get out of this again, with people knowing that someone left a great and almighty Accelerator unconcious AND with our footsteps/fingerprints/Aleister's nanomachines all over the damn place?
>>32806721Do what every criminal does. Frame someone.
>>32806456>This.The heat of the plasma would pretty damn fast start that reaction. >Captcha>Cartridge reeticp
>>32806721We do have the potential for level 5 I think and we are friends with Touma so he probably would help just to stop Touma from getting hit in the crossfire.
>>32806721Hopefully we can keep out head down, and we have some strong friends. I'm more worried about our current situation.>>32806756>frame Tamezou or big spider>Kurozumas face when>"Such misfortune..."
>>32806813Eh, potential for level 5 ain't much. Lots of people "can be" level 5s, they're just weaker and less efficient to make than the ones they created.Hell the Professor basically went "Eh, i'll go ahead and kill Kakine, Crowley can make more whenever he likes."
>>32806756How does framing help with evidence that points directly towards you?>>32806912Except Parameters List. Only eight people or so out of the entire Academy City are level 5.
>>32806721Crowley wanted the project to fail anyways, he'll be fine with it.We're still in "all according to plan" phase, nothing we do can disrupt Keikaku until Hamazura comes into the picture.
There wasn’t enough time to talk things through so you acted. You grabbed the first thing that was even remotely explosive in your pocket and chucked it at the ball of plasma with your Ability. It was a magazine full of .45 ACP.“What?” Sparky looked surprised, “What did you just throw?”You weren’t going to admit to her that you possessed live handgun ammunition on your person so you shrugged. While it was well within her reaction time to pull it back to you she just looked on, banking on you tossing something useful, or at least trivial in to the mix. You didn’t know how hot the ball of plasma was but by your guess it should more or less ignite the propellant immediately, sending a rain of sharp, red hot flecks of metal everywhere and disturbing the ball. From the distance you were at, it sounded like fireworks going off.The ball didn’t dissipate completely but it was enough as you heard a battle cry emerge from the stacks of containers. Touma was up and at it again but the giant glowing ball of death came down fast. You didn’t know who was faster as it touched down out of your line of sight. Then there was silence for several minutes as the normal sounds of the night reasserted itself. Figuring it was over you made your way down to where the fight was fought proper. Heat greeted you. There was no wind in the air to wash away the heat of having a condensed ball of plasma dropped in to the makeshift ring cargo containers.[1/2]
We killed Touma, GG guys.
>>32807008You found Touma lying atop the first ranked Level 5. Both of them were breathing but unconscious. His fist had definitely knocked out The Accelerator but his back was bare. It was also sporting burns. As for the Accelerator, his breathing was laboured and his jaw seemed dislocated. Blood had exited from both his nose and mouth, signalling perhaps a lost tooth and a broken nose. Sparky and her twin joined you soon enough. You weren’t sure if her expression was scandalous or horrified.>Prioritise getting Touma some medical attention>Delegate Sparky and inspect the Accelerator>Give the Accelerator a right kick, for Last Order
>>32807079Oh man, Crowley won't be happy. We're going to be Fiammed.
>>32807118>Prioritise getting Touma some medical attention
>>32807118>Get Touma some medical attentionReflection doesn't turn off guys, it's a trick.
>>32807118>>Give the Accelerator a right kick, for Last Order
>>32807118>Give the Accelerator a right kick, for Last Orderonce in a life time opportunity >>32807079>>32807124>Doubting the Touman
>>32807118>Delegate Sparky and inspect the AcceleratorShe drags Touma and we TK the Accelerator to the Frogman.
>>32807118>Delegate Sparky and inspect the AcceleratorGetting him to a safe place while making sure that he won't randomly wake up and decide to kill you dead is a challenge. Any idea, people?
>>32807178It's not like we can move him.People are recording these matches for data, so presumably someone will be here soon. We should get out of here fast.
>>32807178He can't calculate if he's drugged. Shove some painkillers down his throat and massage them down.
>>32807118>Give the Accelerator a right kick, for Last OrderI guess we can do the other things too.
>>32807118>>Delegate Sparky and inspect the Accelerator>>Give the Accelerator a right kick, for Last OrderLet's try and get Sparky some lovin'.
>>32807223>MassageWhat does a reflected massage feel like? Gentle and loving?
>>32807223Except he did calculate when he got a bullet in his brain. He was unconcious at the time.Speaking of which, are we good enough to avoid having Accelerator rely on a Misaka Network and have our plottrain go completely off the rails?
To the guys saying kick Accelerator remember the whole 'reflect unconsciously' part of his powers?
>>32807146>>32807160>>32807166>>32807178>>32807235>>32807243>Not focusing on 10032 and ToumaYeah, let's leave the grievously injured friends to their troubles while we fuck around.
>>32807272Shhh, they need to learn to think before they vote.
>>32807118>>Prioritise getting Touma some medical attentionLets help our bro out first.
>>32807118>>Prioritise getting Touma some medical attention
>>32807319It's called death prevention. If that dude wakes up we are all dead.
>>32807421Remember this >>32807205This place is going to be swarming in Dark Side assholes in like 30 seconds, lets get the hell out of here.
>>32807142>>32807144>>32807350>>32807413Help Touma>>32807146>>32807160>>32807235>>32807243Kick him>>32807166>>32807178>>32807243LEADERSHIPHmmm, you can still kick The Accelerator and help Touma. Would you like to kick him while he's down?>Y>NFive minute vote
>>32807602NWe don't want our leg flying off somewhere to Narnia
>>32807602Yjust a quick one and then we're off to heaven canceler to the ribs preferably
Rolled 17>>32807602Stick his hand in an embarrassing position instead.
>>32807602>NWe'll just hurt our foot. .
Looks like no one is stubbing their toes tonight. Writing.
If anyone asks what we threw in was a metal lighter.
>>32808113no it was a limited edition Getoka figurine!
>>32807770>challenge Accel to a fight after he wakes upWe got em on the ropes guys!
The burns looked pretty bad and you supposed that was your fault. Still Touma had won and that’s what counted. You supposed you could hoist the winner up and make sure he doesn’t die from said burns. The Accelerator was going to be fine. It wasn’t like the experiment wasn’t monitored or anything. Hoisting your unconscious friend over your shoulder in a fireman’s carry, you set off with both Misakas towards Heaven Canceller’s hospital.It seemed like the doc never slept, that or he lived in his own hospital. The latter seemed more likely. Touma was carefully handed over whilst some of the night shift nurses looked over both Misakas. You had come out unscathed, surprisingly enough. The original was suffering from fatigue, sleep deprivation and general stress. Meanwhile the clone had her own share of problems unrelated to tonight’s events but it looked like they’d be taken care of just fine.Touma need some skin grafts but thankfully it wouldn’t look too bad. You had cracked a joke in Sparky’s presence about him having a hot arse. That earned you another punch in the arm. More importantly, it seems that Level 6 Shift had been put on hold until a proper recalculation through the Tree Diagram was made. That earned a cryptic smile from Sparky but if she was happy about it then you guess you could share the sentiment.It was late at night by the time you got home and you honestly just wanted a shower and to go to bed but you couldn’t sleep until you read at least one hour before bed nowadays. It had become a habit.>Minds, Memories, and Multi-tasking>Art of Approximation
>>32808312> Call Kakine's wings cute> Mock Mugino and tell her even a shitty level 0 can beat her> Tell Gunha he doesn't have enough guts
>>32808360>Minds, Memories, and Multi-taskingget over the half way point
>>32808360>Minds, Memories, and Multi-taskingKeep hitting them books.
>>32808360>Minds, Memories, and Multi-taskingMMM Masterrace
Touma is one tough dude breaking Accelerator's jaw.
>>32808360>Minds, Memories, and Multi-taskingIs Last Order still recovering in the hospital too? Or did we bring her back home aready|?
>>32808566He learns to take a punch eventually.
>>32808566More like Accel is a pussy as he is now. New testament Accel on the other hand..
>>32808605Does he quit crawling? Or does the darkness in his heart that no one can truly understand get deeper? I haven't read much of the LNs.
The time is now late morning, the weather is pleasant, and the date is now August 22.While most people would call the past day or two crazy, you simply called it busy. It was almost as if a day didn’t go by without something big happening. Still you were alive and well, save for the burn along your right arm and the lack of noticeable eyebrows. Maybe you should get some ointment for that. Grumbling along with your stomach, you made yourself a nice breakfast before you contemplated what to do today.Now that Level 6 Shift had been put on hold, it was probably alright to bring Last Order out of her medically induced sleep. You wanted to be there when the little girl woke up, if only to provide a familiar face. Speaking of medicine, Touma was probably out of surgery and resting up until his injuries were healed. It might be worth it to pop by and say hello, maybe apologise for him getting hurt. Other than that, the only other person connected to Level 6 Shift was Nunotaba. You hadn’t talked to her at all since she left the hospital yesterday and you had no idea what she was up to. As for people unconcerned with your recent adventure was your employee, a certain Toshino Kyouko. You heard she was being targeted by various magic cabals. It certainly would not do to have them steal her from right under your thumb where she currently belonged.Plans for the morning?>Visit Last Order>Visit Touma>Call up Nunotaba>Check up on Toshino Kyouko
>>32808756>>Visit Last Order>>Visit Touma>>Call up Nunotabawe call Nuno on the way to the hospital. LO and Touma are at the same hospital right?
>>32808756>Call up NunotabaWhat she said last time we met was concerning.
>>32808746To help out the Touma he pretty much pretends to fight him seriously and takes like two punches to the face without flinching.
>>32808746Nah, he stops being (very) edgy after WW3. He's focusing on just living a normal life instead of being a "villain" and trying to redeem himself.
>>32808756>>Visit Last Order>>Visit Touma>>Call up Nunotaba
>>32808756>>Check up on Toshino Kyouko
>>32808756>Visit Last OrderI want our loli mascot back.
>>32808756>Visit Last OrderBest Misaka
>>32808827It was a pretty awesome scene.>A blank filled Kamijou’s mind just before a white face filled his vision.>The roar of four tornados whipping up the air from Accelerator’s back reached Kamijou’s ears after a short delay.>“God!!”>That deadly hand of reflection reached for his side in order to reverse his body’s blood flow and electrical signals.>“Dammit!!”>He twisted his body while just barely managing to swipe away that demonic hand with his own right hand.>He went on to launch his fist upwards and right into Accelerator’s jaw.>A dull sensation passed through his fist and into his wrist.>“…”>Red eyeballs stared back at him without the slightest change in expression. A chill ran down Kamijou’s spine, so he leaped backwards without thinking.>A mass of air slammed into and split apart the ground where he had been.>A massive roar of shattering glass burst through the air.>(What’s going on? He’s quicker to recover than before and this isn’t shaking him. He can take a punch more than before!)
>>32808756>Visit Touma>Call up NunotabaFuck all of you, maybe we will get lucky and LO will leave the hospital and run into accelerator on the street.
>>32808756>Call up Nunotaba
>>32808756>Visit ToumaHe lives in the same damm building lets just go say what up
>>32808876>An accel that can take a punch and knows his powers betterGod help us.
>>32808909he's in the hospital you silly billy. He just got out of surgery
>>32808925Ahh I'm an idiot didn't see that still wouldn't hurt we could just call Nunotaba on the way there
>>32808788>>Visit Last Order>>Visit Touma>>Call up Nunotaba
>>32808891That's not lucky, thats us losing something we all want to keep for ourselves.
>>32808756Bored is too nice, we should have gotten hit hard for trying to mess with this event.>Touma
>>32809142Maybe he doesn't want to stick us in a wheelchair for several threads again.
>>32809142Touma drew all of Accel's ire onto himself, which is normal for him. He wouldn't want us to get hurt.
>>32809141She'll be fine at the orphanarium.
>>32808756>>Visit Last Order>>Visit Touma>>Call up Nunotaba>>Check up on Toshino KyoukoWe are a busy, monied young man. We had ought to do all of the things. Call Nunotaba and Kyouko on the way, check on Last Order first, then check in with Touma.
>>32809184Touma can always use a new loli.We should introduce LO and Touma anyways, they're cute together in what little screentime they've had with eachother.
Rolled 8>>32808756>Visit Last OrderWith Biri biri.
While you did say you may have had a job for Toshino, it wasn’t like she was bugging you about it and neither was Kaoru. Thus you let sleeping dogs lie. Right now, you headed out to the Heaven Canceller’s hospital. It was on the way that you called up Nunotaba to see if she had gotten the news yet.“おめでと,” she greeted, “I suppose that my current employment is now redundant.”“Sorry?”“気にするな, I was looking for more,” she paused, “wholesome work. Perhaps I might even have a job for you soon.”“Then I guess I’ll see you then.”“I doubt it, さよなら,” and she hung up.Still it was nice to know that she was doing okay. The prospect of future work was nice too you supposed. You visited Last Order first, though maybe you should have as she pretty much tackled you as soon as you opened the door.“Kyril, Kyril, thank you, thank you, says Misaka says Misaka as she expresses her profound gratitude.”Her tackle was more a hug seeing as she was only about elementary school aged. She was attempting to reach up to your face and you were almost twice as tall as she was. Acquiescing, you hoisted her up as she reached for your face and kissed you once. It was on the cheek. Then she settled in to your arms and curled up like she was never letting you go. You’re not sure how to feel about that so you went to see how Touma was doing to keep yourself occupied.Of course you had entered just as he was complaining about something or another to Sparky and would have gotten some electroshock therapy for his trouble if it weren’t for Last Order.[1/2]
>>32809972“Onee-sama, onee-sama, says Misaka says Misaka as she greets her esteemed elder.”God she was hyperactive you thought as Last Order leapt from your arms and in to Sparky’s. She was utterly confused and dumbfounded by it but at least she managed to catch her smaller clone without much trouble. Touma for his part only smiled as if say, ‘totally worth it’, and you agreed.“So, how are you doing?” you asked.Sparky was too busy trying to pry her younger self from herself.“Burns weren’t too bad,” Touma replied, “Feeling a bit tender when I’m on my back but that’s really it. You should have seen the other guy.”“I’m just glad it’s all over. I have enough problems as it is.”“I know exactly how that feels,” he glanced over at the Misakas, “So she’s moving in with you now?”You hadn’t really thought about that.>”She’s moving in to Cypress Park.”>”She’s moving in with me.”>”She’s moving in with you.”>Suggest another place for LO to move in to (write-in)
>>32810054>>”She’s moving in with me.”Yes
>>32810054>”She’s moving in with me.”We did say we were gonna take our chances for saving her.
>>32810054>>”She’s moving in to Cypress Park.”I am guess an army of misaka clones guarding the place will my Kyril feel so relaxed.
>>32810054>She's moving in with youLO is constantly getting sick from all kinds of weird "viruses", having IB at the ready is for the best.Plus I think Touma will get depressed without a loli around.
>>32810054>”She’s moving in with me.”
>>32810054We aren't like Accel and we do some dangerous work. It would honestly be best if she was anywhere but with us.
>>32810054>”She’s moving in with me.”Shit, guys, we might have Accelerator without any character developement after this.
>>32810054>”She’s moving in with you.”She might offset the nun's habits.
>>32810126He already has Index. Are you trying to turn Touma into some kind of Loli-rancher?
>>32810054>”She’s moving in to Cypress Park.”we're professional thieves, I don't think LO would be cool with it and it wouldn't be safe
>>32810054>”She’s moving in with me.”It's why we saved her and offered to take her in.
>>32810157Yeah, but that probably means an Accelerator that never learns to properly fight. Touma can beat him up again if needed.
>>32810157Maybe one of the other clones will move in with him or something.
>>32810054>”She’s moving in with me.”It needs to happen.
>>32809972>”She’s moving in with me.”The way she tacklehugged us and then nestled in our arms would imply that she would be upset if we didn't take her in.
>>32810274No, it doesn't.
>>32810211Not the point. Remember GROUP? Without character developement he'll just become Aleister's puppet, albeit on a huge paycheck.Although he won't get a bullet in his head the way things are going.
>>32810302But it's going to anyway, it's not like the canon means much anymore.
>>32809972>Touma's complaints about the cookiesOh god, it's almost sad. This is the last time anyone thanks Touma for anything to his face.
What if accelerator tries to go SOL but the world won't let him and eventually he has enough, deciding to take out the entire city in some accelerator way. Is bored going to give him someone?
>>32810313Accel doesn't have any reason to do GROUP work without them using LO as a bargaining chip and having control over his collar.
>>32810313>Kinuhata is looking for payback on our ass>adorable little sister would be a damn good target
>>32810347Eh, it's not much of an issue. If Accel goes crazy, either Crowley will do something, or he'll send Kakine at him.And Kakine has a decent chance of taking out pre-brain damage Accel, who is an idiot and can't adjust.
Can we at least agreed to take her to Cypress Park once in a while to get her to adapt to society?
I dunno guys, a loli is a lot responsibility... Are you sure you're up for the task?
>>32810402I was Bored ready.
>>32810402DO YOU DOUBT BIG PAPA?
Maybe we'll turn Kakine good instead. That'd be fun.
>>32810402Maybe we can give her to Kyouko. Here, a replacement little sister, keep her safe.
>>32810402Not in any way shape or form. Kyril is going to neglect this child severely.
>>32810443It would be, especially because he'd be waaaaaay better at magic than Accel is.Vectorfucker might have a retardedly strong power, but Dark Matter is just hilariously broken in every sense of the word.
>>32810090>>32810094>>32810127>>32810157>>32810198>>32810274>>32810295Loli get>>32810101>>32810190Being responsible is hard>>32810126>>32810164There-is-no-way-this-can-go-wrong option
>>32810477Probably too late, anyone want to give her to Mikoto? It's not like anyone can stop her from moving out of the dorms if she feels like it.
>>32810475Well, he'd be good at it if he gets his Dark Matter body. Though apparently original Kakine's body was also reinforced, since he got kicked through a building and didn't flinch.
>>32810506Fact one - Biribiri lives in the dorms. Fact two - she shares her room with a Biribirisexual.Fact three - Aneue will probably not tolerate this.So no, this is a terrible idea on multiple levels.Unless you want OP writing a whole thread about Kuroko petting, snuggling and holding hands with to LO, that is.
>>32810615I meant more "Biri moves out of the dorms to raise little LO". Who's going to stop her? She doesn't exactly respect AC's authority at this point.And that would be nice.
>>32810387Considering he got beat he will probably get smarter.
>>32810705>Who's going to stop her?Dorm Manager.If she could go out, she would find an excuse to spend a night at Touma's room. Her and Touma living together and raising LO.
>>32810770That's far too lewd. What if they start holding hands?
It was laughable to think that you’d ever let Last Order be separated from you.“Of course,” you answered, “She’s moving in with me.”Sparky almost dropped her when she heard your bold proclamation. Thankfully Last Order was prepared to jump out of Sparky’s arms and in to yours again. This time you were ready, picking her up and swinging her around before settling her in one arm. She was surprisingly light and Telekinesis did have its uses.“W-w-w-wa-wa-what?” Sparky sputtered.“Wai, wai, now Misaka has a big brother, says Misaka says Misaka as she celebrates.”Asuka wasn’t always right.Episode 45 end. Do not despair, we have an interlude!>Witch Activity>The Kingdom of Shamu
>>32810805Too cute>Witch activityI don't even know what these are
>>32810805LO needs a longer dress. We'd be a terrible big brother to let her dress like that!>Witch Activity
>>32810805>The Kingdom of ShamuBring on the Whamu.
>>32810884Pic related will never happen now.
So how long until she gets kidnapped?
>>32810979Sure it will, just replace Accel with Kyril.
>>32811020I give it four days
>>32811041Unlike Accel, who is confirmed for often lazying around, we are always off doing something. We will never give her the attention she deserves the way we are going ;-;.
>>32811072And it'll only take half of another thread for us to wipe the kidnappers off the face of the earth.
>>32811097There's always the orphanage.
>>32811100pretty sure we'd more than half a thread to take on the most likely suspect imo.
It was rainy. You didn’t like the rain. It affected your magic and that wasn’t good. It wasn’t the only weapon in your arsenal for sure but it was often the last things your pursuers expected. Well no, that was a lie. The last thing they expected was the Stechkin APB you kept in your purse. It was often so easy to take magicians by surprise with it. You always opened up with your magic first. Then when they were too busy trying to counteract your spell you gave them a few extraneous 9mm Makarov holes in the head to think about.You are the Witch of Karelia, and you were currently in Thailand. More specifically you were in the Trat province close to the Cambodian border. This was your last stop before you could board a transport bound for Hong Kong. You had spent more than a few days already and you were getting sick of the humidity and the monsoon season in general. Thankfully you weren’t alone and that didn’t mean you had to suffer alone. To be fair, your escort didn’t grumble one bit. She was a platinum blond with short hair but her skin was dark, tanned from years in the local clime. Unlike you however, she dressed in a red vest with OD cargo pants, and openly carried her firearm, a yellow Beretta Px4, on her person. It was recognisable and you’d have to be stupid to cross her if you didn’t realise who she was.The two of you were having breakfast in one of the street stalls. With the crowd and umbrellas opened up in case, you were reasonably safe from magical and mundane assassins. Of course, a shot rang out, but that wasn’t cause for concern, not in this town anyway.>Find cover, gun fights are not safe>Carry on like nothing has happened
>>32811155I will Fite a bitch
>>32811097Eh, Touma ignores Index and she turned out alright.And LO has her Sisters to talk to.
>>32811182>Carry on like nothing has happened
>>32811182>Carry on like nothing has happenedNothing interrupts breakfast.
>>32811182>Carry on like nothing has happenednothing is coming between you and your crepes
There was a saying about Rome that you adhered to. If the locals didn’t make a fuss, why should you? Your morning breakfast of Chinese doughnuts with sweetened condensed milk and coffee was more than enough to get you going. Ever vigilant, your escort raised her head once to scan about the marketplace before returning to her congee. It was a normal street shooting and it wasn’t like you cared who got shot around here so long as it was neither you nor your escort. Unfortunately, breakfast was going to be cut short anyway. It seemed that you had been followed, and all morning at that. It was a sniper, having camped out all morning amongst the roof tops waiting patiently for his shot. Thus you had to tear yourself away, even when the greasy and fattening begged you not to leave. It may just be the last time you ever ate them.Still, your escort was a professional and she led you by the arm, looking nonchalantly as the both of you headed towards the docks. Your transport was an old PT Boat crewed by a band of less than legal traders. You had paid good money and they were some of the best in the region, of that you had no doubt. It was your old comrade in arms and mentor, who had recommended their services to you. You had both met in the army, though at the time she was a hardened veteran of Afghanistan and you a fresh face straight out of basic. In time she had taught you all you knew, even if you were simply part of her artillery detachment when Georgia rolled around. Now she was old and plied a trade quite far removed from legality whereas you had gotten married and started a family. You were brought out of your reverie as a group of English tourists approached from the opposite side of the street, barring your way. They weren’t simple tourists.>Gun them down>Cut them down
>>32811625>Cut them downguns are so impersonal
>>32811625>Gun them downDamned tourists. Always talking loudly and trying to convert you.
>>32811625>Gun them downpop pop pop watching motherfuckers drop
In regards to LO, how secretive should we be about the whole 'big bro is a career criminal' thing?Since she shares info with the entire network it might make staying out of prison harder.
>>32811822I say we keep it on the downlow.
>>32811625>Cut them downNobody knows we have a gun yet.Lets keep it that way a bit longer.
>>32811822Also, how should we explain this situation to Asuka? We can't just say that we took her in on a whim.
Rolled 1So we roll.1. Cut2. Gun
>>32811822Go ahead and tell her. The Network won't betray us. They might even help us.Because, really, it is hard to find a group more predisposed to FUCK ACADEMY CITY than the Network.
>>32811923Call it a practical lesson in child rearing.
>>32811923>We can't just say that we took her in on a whim.Why not? It's the truth, isn't it? The truth shall set you free.
>>32811923When she asks, we give her a flat look and tell her that she lied. We could- and did - make that adorable little girl our little sister.
They were very obviously magicians, if their hoods and robes were anything to go by. There were three of them differentiated by their hair colour. One was red, one was blonde and one was brown. So they were sending witches to fight witches? How fitting as you took a long and sharp hairpin from your purse with your right arm and stabbed in your left near the wrist before gouging your way to your elbow. Your blood flowed as you remembered the memory that triggered their use.You were reminded of how your unit had perished. It made no sense to ask an artillery group to capture a town but there was nothing you could do about it. Orders were orders and so your commander had flattened most of it before sending the rest of you in on foot. It wasn’t wise. The townsfolk had hidden in cellars, basements and other such shelters. So when your small detachment had stepped foot in the town they rose up like vengeful ghosts, charging and screaming. It was your first contact and you froze up, your body surrendering as your brain overheated and your heart hammered in your chest. That is where you met him, you husband.From it you fashioned a blade. It wasn’t as sharp nor as solid as you wished it was due to the humidity. At least the blade wouldn’t dry out if you didn’t keep the blood circulating. You circulated it anyway. It was like a powered saw that you used to cut trees with. The three English witches held no surprise in their gaze so taught them who their betters were. They had used elements which were a good match against you but individually they seemed to shy away from your bloody blade. You swung madly, wildy and without a car. There were no innocents here and you wanted to this quickly before they figured out your weakness. It was a laughably easy task against children. No, it was the horror behind them that gave you trouble. It was,>A swordsman>An unarmed woman
>>32812267>>An unarmed woman
You knew of him. He had many names, ranging from monstrous to descriptive. You think your favourite was “Teacher’s Pet”. That was not his real name however. His real name was Fujimoto Shiro and he carried with him a Middle Eastern sabre. It too had a name you knew well. Anubis, God of Death, and it was his magical implement. Not one had gone against that blade and lived. It fed on blood, the very same you used your magic to create a blade with. No, this was simply a bad match for you. You could not be defeated here so you had to withdraw. If anything it was the wisest choice knowing that he did not work alone. He had a partner, her name was Kudou Junko.Interlude End. I am busy this week.https://twitter.com/BoredofDirectorEmbrace fatherhood. Children are very gullible so it’s easy to deceive them. After all, how hard could it be? When writefag and /tg/ meet, the story begins.G’night
>>32812811>Anubis, God of Death, and it was his magical implement. ... It fed on bloodWell then.
>>32812811>Kudou JunkoMama Kudou? what an odd family. looking forward to the Kudou family reunion arcthanks for running and archived
>>32812811Thanks for running Bored, can't wait to see how Kyril handles taking care of Last Order like a proper big bro should.