https://twitter.com/AnnelinKarkinos (For updates on the quest and run times)The International College of Magic and Sciences. Founded by Micheal Hile, Drak'teel, Ja'al, and several other notable racial leaders. As a sign of unity, it stands in the Dra lands, a misty, mountainous land of jungles and wildlife, a tower of stone and steel. You've been sent here, on your 16th birthday, to learn magic, sciences, and the newest arcane magic, Runes.Runes are symbols of power, traced onto objects and changing their properties in some way. A single Rune affects different objects differently, and the skill and power of the runecrafter determines how long and intense the runes last and operate. Runes are still a young magic: All that is known is that one must be 'close' to the runes in order to utilize them properly. Most Runes are undocumented, unknown, and must be researched.You slump onto your dorm bed, looking through the various paperwork for your entry into the school, noticing just now you haven't fully completed it. Parts of the registration are still blank... You grumble as you write down your name.>Write your name, and select your Runegen options.Rune generation options:Select Rune: Select a single rune from the outer ring.Roll Runes: Roll two runes from the outer ring.QM Select: The QM will select one rune from the second ring and two from the outer.
>>32779637Interesting! I seem to recall something like this from ten thousand years ago. Was that you?
>>32779637Roll those runesChance is fun
>>32779664The last time I ran this quest was on tgchan, but I did make a go of it here some time ago - involving a sheriff of a small town, IIRC.
>>32779637Well, since we're a wizard, I recommend we choose "Mind", to better work our studies.As for names, it can be anything!
>>32779637>Roll RunesName: Jane Rolandson
>>32779683>>32779742Roll runes could work. But. Might we not want to QM choice it then? Decently random perhaps, and we get an inner.
>>32779637roll runesName: Jack Rooney
>>32779637>Roll RunesName: Olhorn Magnus IV
Rolled 24, 14 = 38>>32779637>name: Robert Deoír>Rune: Mind
Rolled 1, 3 = 4>>32779778Oh sorry, didn't read the OP thoroughly. Ignore the roll.
>>32779740Voting for Magnus. It's fucking wizardly. Probably pretentious in some way, but wizardly.
>>32779760>>32779771>>32779742>>32779740>>32779742>NAME SELECTED: MAGNUS ROLAND>Rune Generation method: Roll>Please roll d24
>>32779814I have never been able to name a character Magnus. Only because that's what the god of magic in TES is called.
Rolled 2>>32779851rolled a d2...
>>32779829>>32779827RUNES SELECTED: SICKNESS, DECAY>>32779835MAGIC SPECIALTY SELECTED, LIGHT/ENERGIESGENERATING CHARACTER SHEET, PLEASE WAIT.
>>32779871Oh dear.Oh wait!We're a fucking nuclear radiation mancer?Oh YES!
>>32779817>>32779871Well, that went worse than expected.>SICKNESS, DECAYWe Papa Nurgle now.
>>32779871SICKNESS, DECAYENERGYWe are entropy mage
>>32779637I don't care about runes or anything.But.Doug Pringlepuss
>>32779862i was about to submit Louis Delande as a name, but too late
>>32779871>Look at mirror>Harry, your a Scaven
>>32779871>Dat rune mixtureHow does that even work?
>>32779900No, this went much better than expected. Radioactive Decay. Radiation Sickness. This is fucking wonderful.>>32779862It is a fairly common name tho. Even one in DotA.
>>32779886Eh, our preferred fightinh method will be invalidated by the second thread once EGO throws nothing but shapeshifting fuck demons at us
>>32780027My dear, they're not going to be shape shifting away from a torrent of gamma rays.The fabric of the universe crumbles at our touch, releasing invisible sickness photons at those shitty demons.
>>32780068I think you may be overestimating our powerlevel a tad there, buddy.
I'm discarding my original plan for this quest.http://pastebin.com/ukFj96FZYour name is Magnus Roland, and you've been surrounded by disease and decay since you were born. You fought and worked in scum and shit, wormed your way into a job under an Appal to manage the waste of Central city, selling back by-products of your collections to scientists and alchemists. You scrimped and saved and worked and toiled, and finally, you managed to collect enough to come here. You've known about your Runes for a while, but you've only ever used them in passing, to defend yourself. Your magic has saved you from more muggings in the street than you care to count. And to be honest, you feel out of place in these clean, healthy halls. Your eyes are brown, your hair is black, and while you are slim, you are not at all scrawny. Strong from lifting heavy loads, scarred by many fights, you're not exceptionally handsome either, not that it's ever bothered you: women just don't interest you."There we go." you grumble, finishing your registration. Now what...?>Let's go turn this stuff in. There's a few days before classes start, but it's better to be ahead.>Maybe we should wait for our dorm-mate to arrive, and introduce ourselves.>Let's wander the campus a bit. Might run into someone interesting.>Writein
>>32780134One day soon: Wizardly fission bombs. Just wait.
>>32780141Turn the shit in and wander around!What was your original plan?
>Wander the CampusI'm feeling Random Encounters!
>>32780141>Let's wander the campus a bit. Might run into someone interesting.
>>32780141So much for us being Michael and Annelin's kid.
>>32780068Unlikely. Or we will just face plague demons or skeleton demons immune to our powers.
>>32780141>women just don't interest you.Said like a truly powerful wizard.>Let's wander the campus a bit. Might run into someone interesting.
>>32780141>>Let's wander the campus a bit. Might run into someone interesting.
>>32780300That's the beauty of getting light/energy with sickness and decay. Entropy wizards don't give a fuck about skeletons and plague demons. They decay the fabric of existence.We go right past common plauges into nukes and gamma ray bursts.When we get around to it, that is.
>>32780141>women just don't interest you.We boarding the /y/acht?
>>32780141So I see with our clothes we actually -suppress- sickness and decay.Is it possible to do that to people?
Noob here, anything I should know about the setting or powers before getting in? Here solely for the powerset.
>>32780351>Entropy wizards don't give a fuck about skeletons and plague demons. They decay the fabric of existence.Hard to do that to transdimensional entropy spirits
>>32780377>anything I should know about the settingDon't make any friends
>>32780377two things:don't trust the kittiesthe big lizards have the best dongs
>>32780388You can't be an entropy spirit because being something at all denies entropy. There's always something to decay until it's all heat-death gone.Also nukes solve everything, so there.
>>32780189>>32780211>>32780184>>32780314>>32780377Most of that stuff will be explained if it's important.You head to the front desk and turn in your paperwork, flashing a smile at the man at the desk before turning to wander. It isn't long before you run into other students, milling about the place. "Magnus?" asks a heavily dra-accented voice. Dra language is heavy on the pauses and consonants, so his words are heavy. "You are my dorm-mate, right? I've been trying to catch you since our room numbers were assigned." you turn to see a Dra about your age, smiling with golden eyes. "My name is Gel'Tal!" he seems easily excitable, bouncing from foot to foot eagerly. Dra are dragon-like folk, known mostly for their craft, art, and strength, though some carry great magical talent.>Yeah, I'm Magnus. Nice to meet you, Gel. Or Tal? What's more proper?>I'm Magnus, yeah. How'd you find me so fast?>I'm not sure you have the right room... The number is 45, right?>Writein
>>32780377Originally, setting was the same as BPQ. Don't know if that's still the case since QM said his original plan got scrapped.
>>32780366God I hope not.
>>32780461>>I'm Magnus, yeah. How'd you find me so fast?
>>32780461>I'm Magnus, yeah. How'd you find me so fast?
>>32780461>>Yeah, I'm Magnus. Nice to meet you, Gel. Or Tal? What's more proper?Dragon dickings are pretty much traditional now, right?
>>32780461>Yeah, I'm Magnus. Nice to meet you, Gel. Or Tal? What's more proper?
>>32780461"Yep, I'm Magnus. How'd you find me so fast, and may I call you Gel or Tal?"
>>32780464It still has appals and dra, so it's the same setting. Unfortunately.
>thread 1: "women just don't interest you.">a few threads later: see pic
>>32780600>Implying women are better than nuclear physics.
>>32780613>not smashing her atoms with your large hadron collider
>>32779871Shit man, that's some pretty good synergy for something randomly generatedNuclear radiation wizard!
>>32780515>>32780508>>32780495>>32780492>>32780481"Yeah, I'm Magnus. How'd you find me so fast, and should I call you Gel or Tal?""I used Scrying." he says, holding up a pair of goggles - a rune blazes on the ridge between the lenses. "A friend scribed it for me." he puts them away, "Call me Tal." You shake hands, appreciating his strength. "Nice to meet you, Tal. So... you're local."He leans back, hands behind his head as his tail lashes the air. "Eh." he says, "Not truly. I am from the south part of the continent. Family is quite rich, wanted me to earn way up. Sent me up here." he shrugs. "More used to climbing buildings than social..." he pauses, "Ladders?"He casts about, humming to himself. "We should find a thing to eat. Would hunt, but not allowed near here. Too many Gons in the wilds." You follow him into the dining hall, where all sorts of races bump shoulders and try to get a meal to eat already. It takes some shuffling, but the two of you finally get a plate of bread, cheese, and an apple, the Dra sitting opposite you. He appears disappointed at the lack of meat. >What does your family do, anyway?>Must have been nice, being so well off.>You don't seem like a pampered child to me. Didn't get on well with family?>Writein
>>32780785>>You don't seem like a pampered child to me. Didn't get on well with family?
>>32780785>Must have been nice, being so well off.
>>32780461>yeah, I'm magnus. Nice to meet you, Gel. Or Tal? What's more proper?May as well try to get along with your room mate. It makes Life much easier.
>>32780785"What does your family do? You don't seem particularly pampered.""Why doesn't this place have meat if it hosts Dra students?"
>>32780785>You don't seem like a pampered child to me. Didn't get on well with family?
>>32780785>>What does your family do, anyway?Be nice, acquire dragon dickings.
>>32780785>>Must have been nice, being so well off.Time to be an angst-ridden street urchin
>>32780785>>Must have been nice, being so well off.
>>32780845You know honestly, we were better off than him.We like ratty alleys and alchemical stuff. Entropomancer, remember?
>>32780843While we're probably more asexual, like a proper fantasy wizard, than yaoi, we should still probably be nice.
>>32780912Hot throbbing dragon member.
>>32780933Nuclear fucking physics. Hotly fucking atoms all day every day. Those are better than dragons.
>>32780868I am actually really digging the entropomancy idea. Turn everything to dust with decay, then turn the dust into slag with gamma ray bursts.
>>32780957Bullshit. I know Nuclear physics, and I know dragon dick, and I know that the latter is far, far better than the former.
>>32780980Provided we get some proper study and experimentation time. We're already having way too much social.
>>32780990Laddy, you are assuredly incorrect there! Atoms can be anything you want. They're better at being dicks than dicks are.
>>32780933I want to dick the dragon for once. Stick it in his soft, puffy cloaca and then irradiate his Chernobyl with our plutonium rod.
>>32781043Speaking of which, our wands and staves need to be made out of uranium ore. Or similar deliciousness!
>>32781032If I know EGO, he is gonna make the dragon disappear after the first act, so we better dick him now rather than later
>>32781102Look boyo, we want nothin' tuh do with dragon penises. He's probably going to get kidnapped by royal harpies or something.We've got !!SCIENCE!! to do, no shitty dragon politics and sexual intrigue.
>>32781138I don't know if this shitty dwarf fursona you've adopted is supposed to convince me of anything but your own homosexuality, but I still say strike while dragon is hot.
>>32780867>>32780884>>32780845>>32780814"Must have been nice, being so well-off."He waggles his hand in a take-or-leave sort of gesture."It was... boring. I found myself exploring the city more than staying home. When should have been learning language, was instead climbing things." he says. It shows. "And then father found me with someone I should not have been with. Now earning own way, mysterious." he smiles wryly. "U-uhm." says a new voice. "Excuse me. I have, er, lost my way..." You turn around in your seat, and find yourself face-to-face with an Alvin. At least, you thought so at first - Alvin are youthful, winged people, with very powerful magic. This one has no wings, and wilts from you gaze. He holds his book close to himself, "I, I think I can find my own way...">Hold on. What's your name?>...Okay?>Tal, you know the way?>If you want something, you probably shouldn't run away when you ask it. >Writein
>>32781203>>If you want something, you probably shouldn't run away when you ask it.
>>32781203"If you'd care for directions, Tal seemed to know his way around."
>>32781203>If you want something, you probably shouldn't run away when you ask it.
>>32781203Aww, now why did you choose the angsty urchin one?! Foul play QM, play most foul.We've not an angsty urchin. We LIKE urchinry.
>>32781203Gina and Ja'al's child. Calling it now. Shame we will never find out what Karl and Freth's child would've been like. They were a cute couple.
>>32781203>>If you want something, you probably shouldn't run away when you ask it.Full angst, all the time. >>32781252Apparently not
>>32781285OP's counting was clearly befouled by dark sorcery influencing his emotions.
>>32781266 implying gods can't impregnate mortals.more seriously, i think i remember something about Karl being sterile >>32781203>If you want something, you probably shouldn't run away when you ask it.
>>32779637You should probably clarify your OP.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RuneQuest
>>32781380How awkward.>>32781340>>32781285>>32781265>>32781214>>32781245"Hey. If you want something, you probably shouldn't run away when you ask it." you say. Tal rises, as you've already finished eating, and you get up with him. "We will show way!" Tal says happily, and you look over at him. "Er, the way. Yes." "Uhm. Well... thank you." he says, still practically hiding behind his tome. The symbol on it is the magic symbol for the school of Force - a wide spiral. "My name is Gi'al." he says, and Tal walks ahead of both of you. You fall into pace behind him, noticing two bumps on his shoulderblades. "My name's Magnus." you find yourself saying, just to break the tension. "Ah... Fair meeting, M-magnus." he says, large green eyes seeming to have trouble meeting yours.>Ask about his heritage>Ask about the book>Ask about the library>Writein
>>32781550Ask about the book
>>32781550>>Ask about his heritageCalled it
>>32781550>Ask about his heritage so that's how Alvins names are made...
>>32781340>implying gods can't impregnate mortals They still wouldn't be a familyWe deprived her of her one chance of ever having one.
>>32781550>Ask about the library
>>32781550"So what do you study..."
>>32781603>>32781586"So..." you ask, "I hate to sound insensitive, but...""Oh. Worry n-not." he says, smiling. "I am born from a half-ogre and an Alvin. I do not have wings, as such." he sighs. "Father said that I should focus on my talent of magecraft. Mother worries if I practiced something martial that my body would b-break itself." he looks at the ceiling. "A-at the very least I have learned enough to n-not blow away my own things. And I g-get to study." "So what do you study?" "Oh. Some rune theory and Forces." he says, as you enter the library. You've never called a series of rooms 'majestic' before. But this'd be a good place to start. Walls and walls of books, stacks of them on the tables waiting to be sorted, scrolls kept in long shelves of slots, you can't help but be impressed. Gi'al grins, an adorable smile under his big, green eyes, running in. >...Let's take a look around in here.>I'd rather check the fitness areas.>There should be a testing area for runes somewhere, right?>Writein
>>32782217Let's take a look around here.
>>32782217>...Let's take a look around in here.
>>32782217>I'd rather check the fitness areas
>>32782217Yo, AP you got misarchived by an angry "fan"
>>32782217>>I'd rather check the fitness areas.
>>32782217>I'd rather check the fitness areasShit, this really is a /y/ quest, isn't it?
>>32782289>Railroaded Drama QuestI miss the days trolls were clever.
>>32782217>There should be a testing area for runes somewhere, right?
>>32782329It seems so, unfortunately.
>>32782372>>32782289People without taste or a spine will continue to be that way. Shameful, but unavoidable.>>32782329>>32782307>>32782286Writing.
>>32782217>...Let's take a look around in here.Reveal our talent for interior decoration and appreciating cool design.
>>32782217>>...Let's take a look around in here.Dragon dick and half-alvin quarter-ogre boy-pussy; Livin' the dream.
>>32782452I think it was pretty obvious when he said he had no interest in women and went out of his way to make that point
>>32782477I don't think you have any right to make any snide comments about taste
>>32782499Having no interest in women does not automaticaly mean an interest in men.
I was already somewhat delighted to see a Runequest thread here but then it turned out to be just a smudge. Bet your next quest will be called Path Finder
>>32782528And he also did mention that he was going to do it.
>>32782528Especially since the only women he would've seen thus far would've all been sewer slags
>>32782486Gotta get all the shotas
>>32782560Shotas are for fags. Full trap or full bear, no compromises
Where all da wimmin at anyway? Is this a single gender academy?
>>32782577Shotas are great, traps are great, dragons are great, bears and musclemen are pig disgusting.
>>32782577>Full trap or full bearGot just the thing for you pal
>OP choosing which way we bendLame.
>>32782591They are thankfully invisible to our homo-gay eyes.
>>32782607I see what you did there.
>>32782499I kinda want to be asexual now since OP is trying to force the gay on us
>>32782620>>32782663Dudes, come on. We haven't had a gay quest at all.It'll be fun.
>>32782663I wanted the character to be the asexual slightly creepy plague doctor/scientist since I got a look at the character sheet.
>>32782699That Demon the Fallen quest was gay. So was that weaboo quest. If players want the dick, let them seek it instead of forcing it on them.
>>32782768Yeah, but there are various quests where a female MC is predefined as gay or straight as well as many male MCs are predefined as straight.Bitching about not being able to choose sexuality here is just being picky and whining. Its not like the MC suddenly decided to sleep with a man all of a sudden. The QM is just establishing that, yes he does like penises
>>32782858Unless he isn't. It may just be that the only two people we've interacted with are guys.
>>32782858>there are various quests where a female MC is predefined as gay or straightThey usually come with attached love interests. Really though, I'm just going to be really annoyed if this quest is all hard gay when EGO kept trying to force lesbians on us in BPQ
You head to what you think is the sparring room,leaving behind Tal and Gi'al for now. You're sure you'll find them later, as you look around the sparring room. It's only occupied right now by a single individual, using a large sword. You've heard of this race before - The Deep. They traditionally live underground, and are mostly blind. White hair, white eyes, pale skin, slight features. His grace, even in his heavy armor, makes you stare, and runes glimmer on his blade and armor. You're not sure what runes, but he slows his sword dance and leans on his blade. "Ah... Someone is here. My name is Kliss." he says, staring at a wall. "What would yours be?""...Magnus." you say, gathering yourself. "A fine voice, Magnus." he replies, his own soft. "Quite fine. You are new here?""First year.""Ah... I am a junior in these halls." he says, "And have quite enjoyed the stay. It is not as the elders say, the sun does not bake me, or light me ablaze. Have you any questions?">Writein
>>32782950Pale, pasty noblesse faggots are the worst. Just move along.
>>32782950>"Are there any medical offices nearby?"Gotta study some diseases for that magic right?
>>32782950"wanna spar?" hursbando spotted?
>>32782950So, just to clear this up, are we asexual, gay, or just to damn busy for that romance shit? I've been operating on the assumption of 'asexual', and I really need to figure out how to get into character Professor.
>>32783086Magic first, cute dudes second.
>>32783048>>32783062Seconding these two.>>32783086I'm going with "married to science", myself
>>32782950Ask if he could show us around, we just got here so were unfamiliar with the area>>32783104yay
>>32783104There have yet to be any cute anything
>>32782950Yeah, nah, ain't dealing with that shit. What a shitty, boring race.
>>32783104But we can still fit the cute dudes in around the magic, right?
>>32783256We got sickness, decay and energyIf we are going to get waifu or husbando it will be a ghost, robot or skeleton
>>32783467We won't have to worry about STDs
"I'd like to know where the medical facilities are.""Ah... It is down the hall a little further, opposite this room." he says. "Out of necessity, I would think." he says, smiling. "A good day to you, highlurker.""Good day." you bow a little, leaving the room. The medical facilities are fairly good, but no one's here at the moment to man it. Out to lunch? You shrug, taking a look around at the medicines. Fairly well-made glass bottles carry capsules and fluids, marked for various uses. "Hn." you select one, looking it over with a faint smile. A powerful poison, unless you've got an intense pneumonia. Placing it back with care, a new voice makes you jump. "You probably shouldn't touch that." The school nurse states. "The name is Jane, by the way, I'm the resident physician. Why are you here?">Writein
>>32783531We're a new student and we were just getting used to the school
>>32783531tell her we're just looking around because we're new and that we're already good with poisons
Just say we're interested in medicine, like diseases and stuff.Curing them of course.
>>32783531"I'd like to study some ailments, can you help me with that?"
So are we going for build in which we are sickness upon the world that decays reality into light?
>>32783531Just curiosity, really. Taking the time to explore on the first day.
"Just exploring. It's my first day here." you say. "I've a passing interest in this stuff, though." "Runes in...?""Sickness and Decay."She raises her eyebrows. "I hope in curing." she says. "But for now, I suggest you get back to your dorm." she says with a sigh. "Orientation is tomorrow morning, after all."She shoos you out of the room, and you wander back to your room, looking some things over. >Let's experiment with some runes!>I think I'll just read from one of these books. Princess Guard is supposed to be pretty alright.>I wonder where Tal got to.>Maybe I should check the library for Gi'al.>Writein
>>32783703Cheerful, polite and quiet doctor who just so happens to be able to melt you and everything you love or own from the inside out
>>32783804>>Maybe I should check the library for Gi'al.
>>32783804>ExperimentFind an unknowing subject and apply nausea to them, increasing in intensity slowly until they reach the point of vomiting if possible. Blame it on bad food.
>>32783804>Let's experiment with some runes!Lets create disease that decays things into energy AKA explodes them
>>32783804>Maybe I should check the library for Gi'al.What are you up to
>>32783804>Let's experiment with some runes!
>>32783888>>32783863>>32783853>>32783848You consider what's available to apply the runes to in the room.>Some jars with lids!>Some bottles.>Drinking glasses?>Silverware...>Your backpack>...The bed?Select one per rune
>>32783930Sickness on the bed-smallpox blankets are a classicdecay the silverware, just see if it tarnishes or rusts, then turn it back
>>32783930>Some jars with lids!DecayMake some preserve jars, for fruits and jam and stuff
>>32783930Sickness on the drinking glasses and decay on the bed
>>32783930Drinking glasses. If we protect from disease, we have a device for filtering anything we pour into the glass.
>>32783930sickness on the bed and decay on the jars. Make some jams for later and some anthrax for people we don't like
>>32783930find a bottle of fruit juice, put a decay rune on it hope it'll ferment into drinkable booze sickness rune under the bed, what could go wrong?
>>32783999seconding, minus the turning back the silverware
>>32784054>ward our bed from disease>never fear STDs
>>32783930decay in the jars, and sickness in the bottles. Jams in the jars, and the deadliest poisons we know about in the bottles
>>32784054YesBecome the campus liquor baron. Maybe also make some other, less illegal stuff, like jams or what have you.
>>32783804Check the library, our powers are not suited for experimentation.
>>32784217and use the sickness rune to make poison for potential assassins, as well as antidotes for potential targets
You look over the blanket, the matress, thinking. Of course, it's a bunk arrangement, so you write Sickness onto your own, and watch it turn from its slightly stained color to pure white. Hunh. Moving to the jars, you pick out two in thought, then select some apple juice from the room rations, pouring it in a few of the jars. "Let's see..." you seal the jars, then write the rune in one of them. The bottle shines briefly, then the color of the stuff changes, just a little. Hmn.>Drink it.>Set it aside.>...Let's get back to the library.>Writein
>>32784278>Drink it.Do it in the name of WIZARDRY
>>32784278>>...Let's get back to the library.
>>32784278write sickness into the other bunk with intent to contaminatethen drink
>>32784278Drink it and hope sickness runes can cure food poisoning
>>32784278>Drink it.FOR SCIENCE!
>>32784278>Sample itJust a sip.
>>32784278Just a tiny sip.Maybe drop it on something first, just to make sure it doesn't melt.
>>32784278Drink, then to the library EGO, will you allow this character to be a villain, or we locked into heroism?
>>32784486I want to be a rapist who kills people with our dick of decay
>>32784486If you're discovered to be an asshole, expect to be treated as one. That is all.>>32784350>>32784357>>32784335>>32784327>>32784295>>32784439Writing
>>32784574>edgy homosex questNo thanks.
>>32784615Why not? We've already been a cunt to everyone we've met
>>32784486I could go for being a villain, but let's not be an asshole.Everyone likes the villains who are cheerful and generally decent people best anyway.
>>32784605but we've been acting like a dick already with no repercussions
>>32784605You take a bit of a sip and blink. It's not the best hard cider moonshine magic alcohol you've ever had. It's not even, really, passable. But it's drinkable. Somewhat. You think it might be a bit too strong. You wipe the Rune away - something only the tracer of the rune can do - and it returns to normal almost instantly, like the world was pressing reality upon it. "Interesting." you say, focused on the bottle. "What's interesting?" Tal says, behind you. You nearly rocket a foot into the air, almost spilling the fluids all over but managing to remain calm. >Tell the truth>Hide it! (come up with a lie)>Nothing! >Writein
>>32784652>>32784709Hardly. We've been neutral at best.
>>32784737>>Tell the truthI made moonshine
>>32784693that's what I wanted, even though EGO apparently thinks villains are always assholes. gotta be a cheerful nuclear murderer
>>32784737>>Tell the truthI want drunk dragon booty.
>>32784737>Tell the truth"i can make alcohol apparently... still this stuff isn't really good enough to drink yet"
>>32784737>Tell the truth>>32784780only if he tops
>>32784737>Tell the truthI made moonshine. Principle is simple, though the method needs refinement. I think I might have scoured my tastebuds off.
>>32784820>only if he topsFine by me, my ultimate aim if for us to end up sandwiched between dragon dick and alvin ass in a glorious interracial mantrain.
>>32784880all aboard the diversit/y/ trainwe're the middle wagon
>>32784693We're already a dick, may as well roll with it
>>32784880I like thisThis shall be a smut quest
>>32784820>>32784880Bullshit, I want to conquer the dragon
>>32784973We can power bottom.
>>32785002No. Top only. Power bottom the Alvin
>>32784880Gi'al is human, you know.
>>32784869>>32784820>>32784802>>32784780"I, uh... Sorta made moonshine." you manage. "Well, not really. The method needs refinement.""...Moonshine?""Oh. Homemade alcohol.""Aren't humans supposed to wait until they're older to drink that?" You find yourself laughing. "That's law." you say. "Technically, it's based on how age affects intoxication and decision making. But..." you grin. "Getting drunk isn't necessarily going to kill you, if you're careful." you admit, "But this stuff? It will. I need to get it right." you grumble. "So...""It's too intense." you say, "Too far gone. I need it lesser." you rub your chin, "But removing the rune makes it not-alcohol anymore." you add, so it's not a matter of how long the rune is applied.">Perhaps with a larger container?>Maybe if we used a different base.>We should try a smaller rune, maybe?>Perhaps we could ask Gi'al.>Writein
>>32785184>>Perhaps we could ask Gi'al.Consult the nerd!
>>32785184>We should try a smaller rune, maybe?
>>32785184>>We should try a smaller rune, maybe?
>>32785184>Perhaps we could ask Gi'al.Study Group
>>32785184>Perhaps with a larger container?>Maybe if we used a different base.>We should try a smaller rune, maybe?And make sure to include a control group.A consultation might also help. Call in the birdnerd.
>>32785182wonder if we can get him to crossdress. based on his parents he'd make a great trap
>>32785184HmmmI wonder what proof the booze we made is. It's probably good for molotov cocktails, if nothing else.
>>32785184>>We should try a smaller rune, maybe?>>Perhaps we could ask Gi'al.
>>32785182"I am born from a half-ogre and an Alvin."That don't count as human, that's majority Alvin, therefore shall be referred to as Alvin.
So we can be the student booze supplier aka Campus Party Guy once we get this right.I am more than absolutely alright with that.
>>32785184>We should try a smaller rune, maybe?I don't want to turn Gina and Ja'al's kid into s fag
>>32785184>>Perhaps we could ask Gi'al.>>32785379its not gay if he's in girls clothes
>>32785184>Perhaps we could ask Gi'al.
>>32785366You obviously don't know the way it works in this setting. All human/critter pairings result in another human, end of story. They may take strongly after their critter parent, but they're still human
>>32785184>We should try a smaller rune, maybe?>Perhaps we could ask Gi'al.these can be combined pretty easy
>>32785268>>32785262>>32785256>>32785232"Maybe..." you think for a minute, then quickly draw five runes without intent, each slightly larger than the next. In the middle is the one you used on the bottle. At the larger end, it's somewhat bigger, at the smaller end, most definitely smaller. "Five levels." you say, "Maybe. I still am not certain how this all works." you scratch your head. "If we want scientific rigor, we will need... at least thirty of these jars. And a lot of... A lot of juice. Unless we want to try and use wheat-based stuff, and that will be even worse to try and finagle." you say, sitting up. You only have three jars, at best. "This is very against rules, isn't it.""Yes. Very." Tal's eyes glimmer, and his tail lashes at the air. A grin spreads on his face. "This year will be very fun!" he says, "Assuming we don't get caught. Maybe Gi'al would like to join in, yes?""Perhaps, well...">Well, if it's just me, you, and Gi'al, then at least we will know who to blame if it gets out, right?>If it's just you and me, then we won't. Assuming we're careful.>If it's just me, you have nothing to worry about. Pretend you didn't see anything.>Tell Gi'al - then we'll never speak of this again. You don't deserve to be involved.
>>32785502>>If it's just you and me, then we won't. Assuming we're careful.
>>32785502>Well, if it's just me, you, and Gi'al, then at least we will know who to blame if it gets out, right?
>>32785502>>Well, if it's just me, you, and Gi'al, then at least we will know who to blame if it gets out, right?
>>32785502>If it's just you and me, then we won't. Assuming we're careful
>>32785502>Well, if it's just me, you, and Gi'al, then at least we will know who to blame if it gets out, right?we best get at least one sex scene between these three every time EGO runs
>>32785502>If it's just you and me, then we won't. Assuming we're careful.
>>32785502>Well, if it's just me, you, and Gi'al, then at least we will know who to blame if it gets out, right? i'm afraid Gi'al will lack the balls to break most laws or to not spill on us, but that'll be fun
>>3278545525% ogre 25% human 50% Alvin. Doesn't matter what the phenotype is, he's still mostly Alvin, so in the interests of brevity I'm going to refer to him as such.
>>32785502>If it's just you and me, then we won't. Assuming we're careful.Pls no fagging the bird
>>32785502Just you and me
>>32785502>Well, if it's just me, you, and Gi'al, then at least we will know who to blame if it gets out, right?>>32785617please no sameing, fag
>>32785502>Well, if it's just me, you, and Gi'al, then at least we will know who to blame if it gets out, right?Delinquency is fun
>>32785502>>If it's just you and me, then we won't. Assuming we're carefulI don't trust the stuttering little faggot
>>32785537>>32785568>>32785594>>32785617>>32785649not saying there's only one guy (maybe two) against fucking the bird and the dragon, but...
>>32785607>>32785587>>32785570>>32785564>>32785552>>32785541>>32785686>>32785688>>32785658"If it's just me, you, and Gi'al, then at lease we know who to blame if it gets out, right?""Yes, yes." Tal says, looking over his jars. "We will need more jars. Equipment. Juices." he thinks, tail waving quickly. "I can get these things." he says, grinning as he leans close. He draws with his fingers on his head.And vanishes. "Er." he says, a set of floating clothes. "I will need to practice more." he adds, "But it will not be hard." he adds, wiping the rune from his forehead and reappearing. "I will get Gi'al!" he says, leaving the room.You have a little time before he gets back.>Writein
>>32785502>>32785710I could say t>If it's just you and me, then we won't. Assuming we're careful.
>>32785502>Well, if it's just me, you, and Gi'al, then at least we will know who to blame if it gets out, right?The more people, the more supplies can be gathered without arousing suspicion, to an extent.
>>32785716fap while thinking of Tal and Gi'al
>>32785716Sterilise the lab equipment, obviously.Contamination could make all the results useless, and that would be no good at all.
>>32785716Did we bring anything interesting with us?>Inventory check
>>32785754>>32785761Seconding these two
>>32785772>>32785788These.>fapYou know what, fuck it. This too. Get it over with.
>>32785754>>32785761These, obviously. Orgy time!
>>32785754>>32785761You obviously wanted a smut quest, so let's just get balls deep in the dragon already
>>32785761this is the most important hopefully we'll need lots
>>32785886no, we're going balls deep in the Alvin. the dragon's getting balls deep in us
>>32785915I want to switch it up and have the dragon be the bottom bitch for once.
>>32785915I'm kind of hoping Gi'al turns out to be a sexual tyrannosaurus and Tal's a wicked submissive cumslut. especially if Gi'al cross-dresses-dominant traps are top-tier
>>32785993I want Gi'al to wear spiky leather mad max fetish getup while domming, but he still stutters and blushes
>>32786033I'm down for him still stuttering, but otherwise >>32785993 is better IMHO. either way, the dragon's gotta beg for cock and cum and love it
>>32786121Traps are shit tier, though. I can compromise with robes and a pipe at all times, but that girly shit is fucking dull
It's not long before your thoughts turn to other things, especially your classmates. It's been a long time since you met that one Tou behind the bar, and you're feeling... hungry. But before you can even get started, Tal returns, excited. Gi'al looks scared. "S-so he told me that... That you had an idea." "I do." you rise. >We're gonna make the best damn booze this school's ever seen, sell it to these rich kids, and party like no tomorrow.>We're gonna make the best damn booze this school's ever seen, and party like no tomorrow.>We're gonna rule this damn school, with parties and booze. >Writein
>>32786296>>We're gonna make the best damn booze this school's ever seen, sell it to these rich kids, and party like no tomorrow.
>>32786296>We're gonna make the best damn booze this school's ever seen, sell it to these rich kids, and party like no tomorrow.
>>32786296>>We're gonna make the best damn booze this school's ever seen, and party like no tomorrow.
>>32786296>We're gonna rule this damn school, with orgies and booze.
> Write inYes. Do you know what a threesome is?
>>32786355>>32786352Seconding these two
>>32786355Too fast, first we need to research booze, then through the magic of sampling the brew things can follow naturally.
>>32786352>>32786355>>32786379Combine this whole thing
>>32786355This>poor little bird boy.jpg
>>32786355Let's do it
>>32786352>>32786355yeswe will be a wizard of sex, drugs, and rock and roll
>>32786296>We're gonna rule this damn school, with parties and booze. >>32786355Vetoing
>>32786352gotta vote this
>>32786355Voting for this
>>32786573> Vetoing something a lot of people supported
>>32786636It's a somewhat pointless gesture, but I suppose the quest is already being drowned in people who only want smut anyway, so I suppose I will just quietly pack my things away and leave.
>>32786352>>32786355thesewe're either getting both love interests in this quest or we'll make them both hate us and force EGO to run a quest without his patented relationship drama. so win-win
You grin. "We're gonna have the time of our fucking lives." you say. "There's a million rich kids here. All stuffed up, all contained by a bunch of rules and nonsense. We're gonna make the best damn booze on the planet, sell it to these rich kids, and ride the wave laughing all the way home. We'll party harder than anyone who's come before or will come after. We're gonna have the best four years ever."Gi'al swallows nervously. "You know what a threesome is?" His eyes widen. "You will within a month. Guarantee it. Tal, you know what a mantrain is? You will by the end of this year." the grin grows, along with your plans. "Oh, we're gonna learn, all right." you turn to face your counter, the three glasses sitting there, one full of golden apple juice, like an omen. "We're gonna learn /loads/.">End of thread 1<
>>32786752>college age kid>not wanting to get rich, get drunk, and fuck everything they're attracted towere you really surprised dude?
>>32786752>TFW Breaking Rune
>>32786752Well that was lackluster
>>32786752>Tal, you know what a mantrain is? You will by the end of this yearnot a chancethese two are OURS
>>32786837seriously just because the players want sex and money more than magic is no reason to go full retard, EGO
>>32786752Sex, drugs and alcoholNurgle's High School life is fun
>>32787016we are the horrifying lovechild of Nurgle and Slaaneshits glorious
>>32787040So our rival is Khorne and Tzeentch combined?Jesus christ how horrifying
I preferred when we weren't some random teen with no self control
>>32787114>The cunning of Tzeentch with the brutality of KhorneThe discipline committee is fucking something else
>>32787143Where do you think Mike's son ended up?
>>32787016>>32787040We are more like Blight from Batman Beyond
>>32787126Well then you should have come up with something to do that's more compelling than cute boys.
>>32787126/y/fags are even worse than /u/fags. Blame them
>>32787126so before the chargen?
>>32786752so when's the smut gonna happen?
>>32787532Probably never, just like with BPQ
>>32787532Fade to black.
>>32787556that'd be kind of silly, since all EGO gave us for motivation was magic and boys
>>32787532>Hi, I never read EGO quests before
>>32787592EGO isn't exactly known for thinking things through
>>32787595haven't, but based on >>32783104 fucking guys is supposed to take up a good chunk of our time
>>32787639Romance was supposed to be a big part of BPQ, as was protecting bloodlines. Most of the quest was about problems solving themselves and jumping at shadows since shapeshifting fuck demons kept appearing out of thin air.
>>32787639Even when running a smut quest, EGO preferred to drop his dumb surprise plot on the players all the time, rather than actually write smut.
If we are going to try fuck everything instead of destroying universe we should do everything we can do to fuck something
>>32787686don't forget being chronically unable to do our job and being shown up by people with considerably less or no fighting experience. and then having the shittiest ending you will ever see in a Quest
>>32787758Actually, speaking of Breaker (>>32787703), if you think that BPQ got a bad ending, did you see what he had planned for Breaker?
>>32787758Or the fact that we never even fucked the husbando in the end. The more I think about BPQ, the more it pisses me off
>>32787808no, what was it?
>>32787860Light smut quest about a male teenager transformed into a magical girl with sexy powers; planned ending was apparently for pretty much ever sympathetic member of the cast - including the MC's girlfriend, best friend and I think father - to die fighting a revolution against the cabal of super powerful mages who control most of the magical girls and magical resources in the world.
>>32787984if he tries something like that here, I say we fuck off to not!Fiji with our boyfriends and families, letting the professionals handle the bad guys
>>32788012Admittedly that's just what he said, after he'd dropped it, what he had had planned, so you know migh have just been upset at people.
>>32788074The cheap drama train has no brakes>>32788085He did the same thing to BPQ, so it's likely what he had planned.
>>32788127There are breaks. they could be leaving, joining the bad guys, letting the Bad End happen, or doing what the villains want so they need a new goal
>>32788189All of which lead to contrived husbando/waifu death. It's all EGO knows
>>32788427/tg/ has been trying for so long
>>32788427Nah, the correct option is to fuck/get fucked by as many husbandos as possible, making our inevitably short lives as happy as possible.
>>32788427but never by fucking his villains to death
>>32788475The real answer is to kill everyone we fuck before EGO gets the chance to. He only ever kills friend characters, after all
>>32788475Maybe we can put a rune on our dick to wreck havoc upon our enemies by fucking loose men and women leaving nothing but deadly STDs in our wake
>>32788538>>32788531No murder, only dick.
Guys what about simply ignoring everyone and focusing on somewhat interesting magic system?
>>32788610Nah, that's boring.>>32788584Just don't get attached. To those that you dick, since they'll be dying soon enough by EGO's hands.
>>32788610what about ignoring how EGO is going to make the magic system so we can never win and focus on fucking everyone?
>>32788584We can use the great plague dick to rule over the world with an iron dick. Only those who we truly trust would be given the cure. Once the plague spreads nobody will be able to stop us.We must become the BBEG
>>32788666not until EGO kills of either our dragon cumslut or our Alvin dom. Then we fuck the world a new plague
You guys seem really prepared for the incoming drunken circlejerks. Have you boys done this kind of thing before?
>>32788735Why wait? I'm already planning prevenge
>>32788802few times. honestly, this kind of randiness is pretty average for a college student, and alcohol triples it