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    1.84 MB Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)03:28 No.3272977  
    Continued from >>3271002

    Childhood horror stories and chat continued here. Explain how you were traumatized, turned into the fa/tg/uy you are today.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)03:31 No.3272989
    >Back to wanting to plow RAWK...
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)03:34 No.3272998
    we never stoped wanting to plow rawk, but now that I know she's not a male I feel confused. I'm supposed to be a fag, goddammit, stop being so andrgynously good.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)03:35 No.3273002
    Due to constantly having cousins and family around I never developed skills for establishing and maintaining friendships.
    My stepfather picked me up by the neck/collar when I lip backed at one point and was only waist high on him I don't talk until boundaries are firmly set which would happen by feeling it out by talking.
    My best friend beat the shit out of me on a bus with his new friends.
    I was raised on lifetime and general "man bad" ideals and believed it, tried to kill myself before I was even 13 to prevent me from even having the possibility of turning into what I saw men portraid as along with the fact that I was truely believing that men were inferior as well.

    I think that sums it all up for the most part.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)03:35 No.3273003
    >> Maus 12/30/08(Tue)03:36 No.3273012
    ITT: fa/tg/uys wanting to plow an internet personality.

    I'm not sure whether to say congrats, or run for your life, Rawk.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)03:36 No.3273013
    Blonde Cata-Chan dressed as rosie the riveter. Add Eyebrows! and Red Cata-chan's arms.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)03:36 No.3273014
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    Before Luz-Chan posts again:



    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)03:36 No.3273015
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    >andrgynously good
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)03:37 No.3273019
    Anybody know her hairstyle and hair color?
    >> Luz-chan !!UTvTrPNzeyL 12/30/08(Tue)03:37 No.3273023
    hmmmm, lesse...There was that 40K game with that tyranids kid who didn't know how to play and ran off screaming how he wanted to fight me but I was a girl so he would have been too busy staring at my boobs, that fight with preppy public schoolers...

    hmm, i dunno, let me think for a second and I'll see if I can think of any other good stories that happened to me...


    I think the only person to have drawn me, other than myself, is chink...unless you can prove me wrong /tg/...Just saying...
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    She said she's and Ellen Muth clone, so go with that
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)03:40 No.3273035
    /r/ing these pictures.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)03:40 No.3273039
    I smell a project coming on...
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    >> Luz-chan !!UTvTrPNzeyL 12/30/08(Tue)03:43 No.3273046

    Do you REALLY want my pictures of me? I mean I'm sure someone will be around to post that one picture Chink drew of me shortly, but MY pictures of me? Do you know what you're getting yourself into?
    >> Luz-chan !!UTvTrPNzeyL 12/30/08(Tue)03:44 No.3273055

    Also, happy now? I'll stop woth the ellipsis if it'll stop your bitching, geez.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)03:45 No.3273058
    Hi, I'm the guy babbling about working with kids in the previous thread.

    Currently I work social services, and a few months ago I met my first gamer client.

    I go to pick them up for a visit with their kid at the office.

    Their apartment is the usual low end shithole that most of our clients live in. I knock on the door, and it open and....It's not the usual redneck shithole, nor is it ghetto or barrio-tastic. On the walls are posters of dragons...on the table is a hexagon board and piles and pile of dice. Then I see the occupants; the chick is a combination of librarian plain and methhead thin. The dude is...uh about 6'8" and 120lbs with no chin and a neckbeard. Their roomate is this chubby flamingly gay guy with a dragon tshirt and a cubic zirconia earring the size of a thumbnail. Both the dudes have mullets.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)03:45 No.3273060
    Actually after reading posts where you do more than be an attention whore I've decided to end my crusade of posting that picture endlessly.

    I'm serious about the ellipsis points, though. That pisses me off to no end. They are not meant to take the place of the period. I know you look at it and think, "Wow, it's like three periods so it must be THREE TIMES AS AWESOME FUCK YEAR GRAMMAR," but no, that is not the case.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)03:46 No.3273064
    Anyways, it takes them 15 minutes to get dressed (yes, the chick answered the door in her undies. No, there was absolutely nothing of note there) at this point I notice they are both covered in homemade tattoos. The dude has "smoky" scralled down his arm and other assorted shit, the chick has a fat downs syndrome looking angel on her arm and "Jean" on the back of her neck. (Note: Jean is not her name, nor the dude's name, nor the roomates)

    We load up for the trip and it rapidly becomes apparent he's one of those nerds with a retarded laugh "Huhhmmmhehehehehehe" and he proceeds to ramble on about stupid shit for way too long. To chance the subject, I finally have to ask the obvious "So, the hex board and dice. Are you guys gamers...?"


    And then I ask one of the dumbest questions of my life

    "So...you converting to 4th ed?"
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)03:47 No.3273068
    No, I just wanted Chink's.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)03:48 No.3273072
    People like that reproduce?
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)03:48 No.3273073
    "Nah man, don't play that or 3.5. I play ADVANCED . The other sux shit" (yes, I could hear it pronounced like that) "I learned all the rules man so I started making NEW ONES. I got rules and tables for Half elves and hybrids and like, all the different features that can come out when a human and elf fuc-"

    "Oh hey look, we're at the office, how about that?"
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)03:48 No.3273077
    also look at previous thread
    >> Maus 12/30/08(Tue)03:48 No.3273078
    Seems they do. Though, for what reason we will never know.
    >> Luz-chan !!UTvTrPNzeyL 12/30/08(Tue)03:48 No.3273079

    Actually, it's just sort of a habit I picked up from my brothers and cousin. Something to separate thoughts with, I guess. But if all I'm gonna hear is whining in every thread I post, then I'll stop, Anon, just for you.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)03:49 No.3273083
    Was Jean the name of their kid or something?

    Where the fuck did "Jean" come from?
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)03:51 No.3273092
    Oh yes. With alarming frequency.

    I tell them to go up front to the lobby while I go find the caseworker to tell her they're here (The caseworker has the baby which another gopher brought). I fuck off for an hour and awkwardly flirt with a coworker I find out is actually a lesbian, demonstrating the pink triangle trampstamp I have somehow missed up to this point.

    Anyways...I eventually I go back over to the caseworker watching the visit behind a two way mirror with a CPS lawyer next to her at which point the caseworker says "That baby doesn't look like either of them."

    I step up to the glass, look in and to my horror and infinite amusement, the baby looks just like "gay" roomate.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)03:51 No.3273095
    I love you, Ranbar.
    >> Maus 12/30/08(Tue)03:51 No.3273101
    Actually, that sounds like the start of a really interesting sitcom. By interesting, I mean the pandora's box of possibilities of horrors that lay within that shithole of an apartment.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)03:52 No.3273104
    It's a bad habit. Friend of mine used to do that in all his writing (short stories and such) until I pointed out that overusing it makes it look like you're slowly dribbling out one long sentence that never has any point to it.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)03:53 No.3273111
    Guy who implied he'd drawfag RAWK here. I can't right now, i'm going to go to sleep.
    >> Strange Times 12/30/08(Tue)03:54 No.3273113
    Gaybashed at age 9 by a kid I thought was a friend, way too soon to learn about the seriousness of sexual orientation IMO.

    I had kissed a boy as a joke.
    Pecked, more like. He was screaming in my face about a rule violation in a recess sports game.
    His reaction and forced vomit had some of the playground laughing with me, the other half wanted to kill me.

    I was interrogated and threatened by the vice principal.

    Told my parents about the whole thing even though the school did such a fine job of that, and was beaten further. Had to convince my dad I'm not gay (and he remembers none of this now, oddly) although he used my mother's tears as an excuse to slap me. Often.

    By the end of the school year a girl (had a crush on me I guess) took me in a dark corner and liplocked me, said "There. You're not gay, OK? I know it was a joke so that didn't count. I'm your first kiss and I want you to remember me."
    Her name was Erin.

    The gay accusations somehow followed me to middle school. I was driven emotionally unstable by rumors of 'peers' and cherished the few friends I had.
    I guess I felt like I deserved it.
    I worked out the kinks of a sexual complex by early 20-something and decided that, yes, I was indeed a hetero male, and no amount of bullying can convince me otherwise.
    Sex ensues, drug addiction, alcoholism, violence, pissy employment, trouble in education, I'm livin' the Irish dream.

    Nerd games are a release from the memories.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)03:54 No.3273114
    >pandora's box of possibilities of horrors that lay within that shithole of an apartment

    to most people that is just Real Life
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)03:54 No.3273117
    oh god please tell me there's more
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)03:55 No.3273119
    I was at bible camp at age 12. Just beginning to play D&D and everything. The counselor took away my D&D books on the first day, but then on the third day walked out of the shower naked, showed us all his cock and then took a kid back into the shower. That kid was probably raped. We all thought it was hilarious.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)03:55 No.3273123
    To this day I have no idea.

    I love you too, random suptger

    Anyways, afterwards I get them out of there and take her to the local phone office which is next door and refuse to take her home until she pays her phone bill so we can contact her, then I take them down to the mental health clinic to get looked at...OF FUCKING COURSE they don't have ID. Now they can't get an appointment. They give them the registration forms and tell them to fill it out and come back with id later. They're filling it out as we drive home and suddenly he goes "Oh wow, it says here I'm schitzo AND multiple personality disorder Hehehehehuhuhummm"

    I begin to speed.

    I drop them off and as they exit the car, I wish them well, "Hey folks, you have a good 4th of July"

    He gets out, shoots me the finger guns "AW YEH MAN, GREAT TO MEET A FELLOW GAMER, CRITICAL AWESOME"

    And then I speed the fuck away.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)03:57 No.3273134
    I can only think of shit like this whenever retarded conservative types harp on about the "evils" of homosexuality
    >> Maus 12/30/08(Tue)03:59 No.3273140
    Somehow, that comment made me grin.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:00 No.3273145
    That would have been pretty funny if the kid he kissed started making out with him, and they fucked on the playground.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:00 No.3273147
    I was alone for the entirity of my primary school days. It was in the internet(after getting past LOL HOW DO I COMPUTER WHAT DOES LOL MEAN WHAT DOES GTFO MEAN, and found some actual people to talk to and read till my eyes bled) I found solitude.

    It's why I'm a fucking genius compared to my schoolmates now.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:01 No.3273159
    And then he starts running after you mechanically and turns his hand into hooks and grabs onto the bumper, right?
    >> Strange Times 12/30/08(Tue)04:02 No.3273163
    Living on the edge of the Bible Belt. We get a mix.

    My teacher at the time was one of those kinds of people.
    For the rest of 5th grade (a month) she alternatively screamed at me or ignored me.

    In retrospect, I should have kicked that jock faggot in the balls.
    All it takes to ruin a reputation, you know?
    One mistake. Something any idiot would know not to, and I don't know if I can blame autism for that one, although hundreds of other social blunders certainly were and continue to be.

    I still have flashbacks to the bullying, the emotional harassment, and "should have"s half a lifetime later.
    When does it end? Pills destabilize me since I'm not bipolar, but PTSD.
    I suppose it doesn't end.
    >> Luz-chan !!UTvTrPNzeyL 12/30/08(Tue)04:04 No.3273181

    Then I'll stop and only use it when I am midway into a thought, and want to reference something else, how's that, Grammer Police?

    Also, here's a funny story that I witnessed. On my campus, when my brother came dressed as a Grey Knight, I followed him to one of the Student Union Buildings, and he was showing off his costume to his friends...I went down to go get some lunch...when all of a sudden these two guys dressed as Team Rocket stole his helmet. They ran outside and my brother followed in suit. But, trying to be a bad ass SPESS MUHREN, he tried to kick the door open. He would have done just that, if he had aimed a bit more to the left. He ended up with his foot half way through the window. Luckily the glass hadn't shattered. After taht his backpack fell off and he ran off with his friend dressed as Rorschatch, while I went off to find his girlfriend to tell her what just happened...I guess he didn't want to tell her himself or wanted to go fix the costume up. After the incident he took me home and went on a date with his girlfriend. I IM'ed our friend about what happened and he said that the cops were there looking for a "man dressed like a big robot, with a helmet on." It's been almost 2 months since this happened (It happened haloween of this year) and I hear the cops stopped looking for him. I guess my brother's lucky and can now say he escaped the cops...
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:06 No.3273189

    I thought this was the last I had seen of them, but fate is rarely that kind. They missed their appointment next week, and when I returned the week after, only the dude was going.

    Apparently he was kicked out of the house mere hours before the cops raided the girl's apartment and busted her for theft of over $500 in goods from Wal-mart (they had been monitoring her stealing for months on end and the dumb bitch never offloaded it) so I trucked him along.

    me: "Well, it's none of my business, really, but this might all be for the better. I mean, you said yourself she backstabbed you and is going nowhere in life."

    dude: "That's the thing man, I know she's no good, but I can't stop myself loving her. And I'm gonna SHOW HER how much I love her no matter what it takes"

    Me: "...sooo, where do you want me to drop you off?:

    Dude: "Over at *horrible death apartments* One of the guys I used to buy from is letting me sleep in the broom closet. I'm even teaching him how to play D&D!"

    Me: "Alright, well goodluck with your life dude." Car stops. Door opens. Car disappears into sunset. I have no idea what became of them and I didn't ask.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:07 No.3273199
    It's not a grammar thing, it just looks awful. Like you want to appear meek or something.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:08 No.3273209
    The social service horror story guy is using a lot of them too.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:08 No.3273211
    ProTip: You can type however you want, but if you can't approximate written English to a sufficient degree, you sound like a retard.
    >> Maus 12/30/08(Tue)04:09 No.3273213

    ... That... ho... wha.... Only a God could've thought of that situation.
    >> GogglesOfGork !!zlkO5IoaXvQ 12/30/08(Tue)04:11 No.3273224
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    It happened. I was there

    So was Sal I think

    Here's a pic of me on that day
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:12 No.3273230
    Before 9/11, I just started highschool and I made bombs.
    After 9/11 I made even bigger bombs and of course you know what happens with that. In and out of the principals office constantly on the brink of expulsion. Didn't help that I was good a chemistry and science in general which scared my teachers so much that they tried to stop me from taking chemistry.
    Then I got a little older and worried about the files they were keeping on me and Gitmo so I started acting the part of the straight-A student, sucked up to teachers joined committees and all that bullshit. In the final year I broke into Archives and stole the files they kept on me. Then I destroyed the backup server for good measure. Graduated as the model citizen and have kept up the act since.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:12 No.3273235
    rejected by a girl in middle school

    complete cowardice has kept me a virgin to this day

    apparantly I do a good job of appearing like a cool guy that ladies like to other guys
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:13 No.3273236
    and theres the backpack of the grey knight to the left in the image
    >> Phobonaut !tTBC.7oEaQ 12/30/08(Tue)04:13 No.3273237
    I've always had... a lot of fantasy.

    And I've always drawn monsters and dinosaurs ripping chunks out of eachother and eating hapless adventurers.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:13 No.3273239
    Let me guess, you crawled out of the ventilation duct just as your perfectly timed charge blew the server sky high while the theme from Triple X played
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:13 No.3273240
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    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:14 No.3273244
    Why are you me?
    >> Luz-chan !!UTvTrPNzeyL 12/30/08(Tue)04:16 No.3273255

    And his left pauldron and the back of his storm bolter. My brother spent a LOT of time trying to make this costume, he's made the top half, he just needs the cod piece, and legs and he's done. I like how it came out, and am thinking of making a SoB one, but later, when we have more cardboard and duck tape.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:16 No.3273256
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    I think this is one of Lulzy-chan's pictures? I dunno. I think I saw another one with the same sorta style and hair and shit, but it had like, lulzy kiss kiss, or some shit on it.

    Oh crap, why am I posting this again?
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:16 No.3273257
    If you have a domestic dispute with your wife, you should probably not:

    -Beat her about the head and fling objects out of the house so all the windows are broken from the inside

    -Claim she's using drugs to get a CPS case started against her

    -When this fails get your sister to call it in as third hand information

    -When this somehow works, call up CPS and demand they turn over the location of where she's staying to you

    -When this fails, stalk her to the house of a friend she's staring at and stare in the window at her at 2am, pounding on the glass and screaming

    -When she flees the city, demand we step up the investigation

    -Through the combination of the above, peeve off the tiny, adorable Hispanic investigator girl I'm with to the point "THAT'S THE LAST FUCKING STRAW. HE JUST FUCKED WITH THE WRONG MEXICAN" echoes off the walls and she takes several hours of her work week dispatching police to shit up your life (making "courtesy calls" at your home at 2am to make sure "everything is alright")
    >> Strange Times 12/30/08(Tue)04:16 No.3273259
    Internet arrived with a 28k modem when I turned 12.
    It was slow as fuck, too many sites looked like YTMND pages, and nearly nothing useful could be gained... other than MUDs.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:17 No.3273261

    and then he made out with Vin Diesel
    >> Bard 12/30/08(Tue)04:17 No.3273264
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    Nerdiest thing I've even done?

    Back in Middleschool a girl I liked was moving, and she mentioned that she always wanted to see my Link costume from Halloween in the past.
    Picture related is what I wore to school that day.

    The girl appreciated, and managed to nick the hat. By the way, turns out wearing that suit was the ONE time I managed to get into the yearbook in the misc pictures. Always made me laugh.

    Anyway, there's more of a story involving her that happened a year later. I'd be willing to tell if it anyone is interested.
    >> Arodisena !!EEUzna/znjG 12/30/08(Tue)04:17 No.3273266
    Sadly not much happened to me in school or when I was young, I was too much of a controlling dick. I was on good terms with everyone and would use those connections to deal with problems I didn't want to.

    Of course this is what happens when you allow young minds near psychology books when they are young.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:18 No.3273269

    so did he ever catch Team Rocket and get his helmet back?
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:18 No.3273271
    Nope, I befriended the ronrery IT intern who all the kids picked on, copied his keys, watched him type his passwords and generaly pretended to be his best buddy before I made him lose his job.
    >> Luz-chan !!UTvTrPNzeyL 12/30/08(Tue)04:19 No.3273274

    Why do you have that SAVED is my question? I have that kiss kiss one you're talking about, but I only post it when I'm going to bed, after being in a certain thread a bit, I'll probably post it later, if I can remember this one story relevent to the topic that I'm trying to remember. Dammit, why can't I remember it?
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:19 No.3273277

    are you asian?
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:20 No.3273278
    Do go on.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:20 No.3273283
    More realistically he probably broke a window in the middle of the night, planted his pipe bomb he learned how to make form the Anarchist Cookbook, then crawled out through the window again to the theme of Mission Impossible. Or The Pink Panther. Both are perfect sneaking mission songs, for some reason.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:20 No.3273285
    >> And the hourglass is turned upside-down. MonkeyToho 12/30/08(Tue)04:21 No.3273286
    rolled 45 = 45

    I was, like I imagine a number of people here, the fat kid with some sort of fucked-up mental disorder or retardation or SOMETHING because goddamn, this kid is fucking WEIRD.

    Apparently, the first 5 grades for me were in the special education class as my parents feared I might be mentally handicapped. From my mother's own accounts, I'd not pay attention (but read like no ones' business) and would take my own shirt off and iron it with the toy iron in school. And other odd things--talking to myself, imagining me with cartoon characters saving the world, whatever; my imagination was a little too much for my brain to cope with, I imagine.

    Enough to get me kicked out of Sunday school and stop my parents from going to church ever again when I was about five years old. I cannot for the life of me figure out how that happened, either, but I guess I fucked up big.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:21 No.3273288
    You motherfucker.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:21 No.3273292
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    I see shit, I think it looks cool, I save it. I have like, 2 gb of shit like this. I'll post another. Why else would I save something like that, eh?
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:22 No.3273295
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    Further tips:
    If you are going to commit armed robbery of a convenience store, try not to pick the one next door to the apartment. You know, the one where you've been friends with the clerk for five years.

    Also try to time it so your own wife doesn't walk in while you're in the back, ask Jose what's up, and when she sees the duct tape around his wrists, call 911 and have your ass taken to jail.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:23 No.3273296
    Hello, are you me?
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:23 No.3273297
    That's an awful drawing, but you look like you' be cute.
    >> Maus 12/30/08(Tue)04:23 No.3273298
    2 Gigs? Pssshh...
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:23 No.3273299
    That's what you're SUPPOSED to do with an iron.
    >> Luz-chan !!UTvTrPNzeyL 12/30/08(Tue)04:23 No.3273300

    Well, after his backpack fell off, I saw him take off his chest plate and someone else got him his helmet back. I did notice that he carried his costume all the way to GoggleOfGork's dorm, while I went to go find his girlfriend. Was a crazy day.

    Oh, he did manage to get the backpack back on, and went to go see his girlfriend while WEARING it. I find it funny the cops didn't notice, or come searching. He wore it back to his car too!
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:24 No.3273303
    assign appropriate mutant powers to each of these stories and we've got ourselves an X-men reboot
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:24 No.3273306
    Nope, Jewish
    If its you dude, I'm real sorry but I had to get rid of them before they transferred them to my college.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:25 No.3273310

    perhaps the cops were Daemonhunter players
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:26 No.3273312
    I feel like I should become a social worker just for the schadenfreude value
    >> Phobonaut !tTBC.7oEaQ 12/30/08(Tue)04:26 No.3273315
    Why does /tg/ sound like a fucking Freudian playground?
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:27 No.3273317
    So who's the gay roomate?

    And who is Jean?

    And why is her name written down a skank's arm?
    >> Strange Times 12/30/08(Tue)04:27 No.3273318
    I am envious of your special ed.

    I was deemed "not disabled enough" and plopped back in normal classes.
    They figured that I could scrape by, and I did, with the added insult of being a near genius in generalized testing, history, and literature.

    "If you're so smart, you'll figure out a way to get better grades all around."

    C average, qualified for Mensa but don't see the point in paying that bullshit.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:27 No.3273321
    Holy shit I think I know you!

    You went to Columba high school right? in Scotland?
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:28 No.3273324
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    Learned from first hand experience, huh?

    Goddamnit Middle School Unibomber! Now you got The Pink Panther theme stuck in my head!
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:28 No.3273325
    Man, it was funny for the first yearish. Now I just don't fucking care anymore.

    It doesn't help that my boss is a dead ringer for the fat black woman who runs Suicide Squad.
    >> RAWK LAWBSTAR 12/30/08(Tue)04:28 No.3273327
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    isn't this one of the lulz-chan ones?
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:28 No.3273332
    How else did we become man-children who play make-believe?
    >> Luz-chan !!UTvTrPNzeyL 12/30/08(Tue)04:28 No.3273333
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    Only 2 GB? I have a general Dump folder with 5 GB of stuff I find here, and there. It's just weird for me to be on ANYONE'S computer, other than in that Chink picture, s'all.

    also, pic is for >>3273285 who's probably a troll, or trying to make me look like an attention whore, but whatever. I tried for you, Anonymous!
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:29 No.3273337
    It is.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:29 No.3273338
    Seriously that's just a shitty thing to do to someone. Should have broken the lock and just stolen them and dumped them off. Fixing your life is no good reason to ruin somebody else's.
    >> Bard 12/30/08(Tue)04:29 No.3273339
    Very well then. The girl and I were friends for a while, she was dating this douche bag guy. I dont mean a jock type guy, I mean the kind of guy who thinks its funny to scream the Trogdor song in front of your face.

    Anyway, soon after she moves, they decide to split up. About a year later, somehow she manages to get my MSN. We chat every now and then, then she says to go into voice chat and blurts out she loves me. That she has always liked me and hated that other guy for a while. She then says she's moving back soon.
    Needless to say, I was quite happy. Anyway she moves back, says she was going through a bunch of shit and was sorry for leading me on. And she then dates Douchey McDouchebag again.

    She still sometimes wants to talk, mainly to complain about her boyfriend, that he has no motivation to move out, he plays Guitar hero and WoW all day, and ignores her. And he constantly accuses her of cheating on him. Its been like that for quite a while and she still hasn't left him.

    Now yeah, it hurt me, quite a bit. Back then I was kinda quiet and shy due to my childhood. But me being the hopeless optimisic I am, kept going on. Hell my ex was a black belt. She was nice, but we had a mutial breakup due to lack of similer intrests
    And yeah she punched hard
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:29 No.3273340
    >>3273317So who's the gay roomate?

    Colossus type power. That personality+invulnerable body= oh shit

    >>And who is Jean? And why is her name written down a skank's arm?

    open for introducing new character, or when you want to expand that character's backstory if she's popular enough
    >> Phobonaut !tTBC.7oEaQ 12/30/08(Tue)04:30 No.3273345
    Why do you save drawfag porn?

    Are you some kind of LESBIAN?
    >> Maus 12/30/08(Tue)04:30 No.3273347

    *Jaw drops*...

    Quite the sadist. I now can imagine you nomnom-ing on Lulz-chan's ear.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:30 No.3273350
    ALSO, "*kiss -kiss* g'night /tg/" REQUESTED.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:31 No.3273353
    Well, la-de-fucking-da. I do work 9 hours a day. Fuck, I really should go to sleep...

    Probably an ex-boyfriend. Crackheads like her change relationships more often then I change socks, which is ever day, mind you.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:31 No.3273355
    I used to think I was pretty fucked up. Then I started reading threads like these and I learned that I used to be fucked up.

    Okay, so here's a story right here. I grew up to be very introverted. I didn't care for social interaction as a kid, all I really wanted to do was 1. play video games 2. have fun with the few friends I had and 3. get good grades in school so my parents wouldn't get mad at me.

    I don't know why, but most of my classmates wouldn't even give me a second look. All of my friends in elementary school moved away at some point in time and I spent the better part of two years with no friends at all. During recess I would sit beneath the playground equipment in the dark and pretend I was somewhere else. One of my friends through most of this is an absolute asshole and every time I see him I dislike him more and more.

    The only girl in my class that I ever really liked I never saw more than once a day for one class. I would try to talk to her and shit like that, but even then it was more pseudo-flirting (in part because I was still an intense social retard and didn't know what the fuck to do and in part because I went to a Christian private school where anything and everything fun is disallowed.) It pretty much ended up being me making funny faces at her and doing stupid stuff for her amusement, because it made me feel good when I made her smile. I was never told why, but she stopped going to our school after that year.

    She was cute back then, definitely. I heard she works at the Dairy Queen nearby and actually saw her once, she is absolutely gorgeous. I was surprised she recognized me, actually. I wish I had the balls to have told her so; maybe I would now if it weren't for someone else.

    This is a good place to break this into two posts, I suppose.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:32 No.3273360
    A week ago I was transporting one our clients and her videogame knowledge was surprisingly comprehensive.

    She had finally earned enough money to get a computer and an internet connection. During her childhood she had played and enjoyed the sonic games, so one of the first things she did upon getting her own internet connection was search for Sonic the hedgehog.

    As she told me this part she went silent for a moment and then asked me why all the other sonic fans are the way they are and...I was unable to adequately answer that question.
    >> MonkeyToho 12/30/08(Tue)04:32 No.3273363
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    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:33 No.3273369




    become friends in the academy, then rivals, then enemies

    very tragic
    >> RAWK LAWBSTAR 12/30/08(Tue)04:33 No.3273370
    I save just about anything. I have 11gb of images. Most of which is from /d/.

    And sometimes yes, but usually there needs to be a penis involved.

    I do have an ear fetish afterall.
    >> Maus 12/30/08(Tue)04:33 No.3273372
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:34 No.3273381
    Kindergarten- Came from a Polish-speaking family that recently moved to Australia.
    1st Grade- Met friends, got my first playstation. A good year.

    2nd grade- Oh fuck, we're moving. What the fuck, this is bogen(That's Australian White Trash) central. I only had one friend in-school, and two neighborhood friends..... Actually... It was around the time my sister got one of her Boyfriends. A hypernerd new zealander who was dashingly good looking. He introduced me to Metal Gear, Unreal, Counter Strike, Warhammer 40k... This was the beginning of my nerdenning.

    3rd grade- Same shit. I was diagnosed as being super-fucking gifted by the school psychologist, they told my parents, but they didn't tell me until 7th grade or something.

    4th grade- Same shi-OH FUCK MOVING AGAIN!? FFFF okay we've been through this before. End up in immigrant central, new school, first day of school I take an encyclopedia to read outside. Bullies take it, I try get it, I cry, I try to run and hide, but the entire. Fucking. School. Just decides to come and watch. No, i'm not kidding. It was the entire fucking school. I only had one to three friends in that school at any point in time. My best friend was Gavan, we were kindred nerds, while he had consoles and games and holy shit he even DMd our make-believe games, I had THE INTERNET, and would out-awesome him.

    5th grade- Same shit. I become a weeaboo emo furry. Holy shit am I thankful that's over.

    6th grade- What the fuck I'm still a weeaboo emo furry? Also, on hindsight, everyone liked me at school by the end of it. I was just that awesome. FUCK YOU, THIRD SCHOOL. ITS HIGH SCHOOL TIME. SHIT YEAH.
    >> Luz-chan !!UTvTrPNzeyL 12/30/08(Tue)04:35 No.3273383
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    Here you go. I'm gonna go to bed now. If I can remember the other story i was thinking of, and if this thread's still up in a few hours, then I'll post it here. G'night /tg/.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:35 No.3273387
    I wish I could grow some kind of moustache.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:36 No.3273391
    Night dude, and all that.
    >> Arodisena !!EEUzna/znjG 12/30/08(Tue)04:37 No.3273396
    Wha....how? when did.....?
    Get out of my head. NOW.

    On a more related note recently one of my friends from my LGS parents tired to have "exorcised" of the evil spirits that must be possessing him and infecting his mind through these "demon games of Satan"

    He was not amused.
    >> Maus 12/30/08(Tue)04:37 No.3273399
    ... *Checks 4chon folder*...

    Past 3 gigs...
    past 9...
    Past 21...
    past 30...

    31.4 gigs of my hard drive in unsorted 4chan shit. And that's the first one (first one got so big I can't get in without waiting 10 minutes so the folder can start responding again). Granted, I save the same shit over and over again, so I definetely would have duplicates. Gotta trim those down, somehow >_>
    >> Strange Times 12/30/08(Tue)04:38 No.3273404
    You're, like, 12.
    And really lucky, despite all the moving.
    >> Bard 12/30/08(Tue)04:38 No.3273405
    My ex had a habit of trying to lick my earlobes. I always thought it was a little, I dunno, different, but went along with it.

    Now I kinda miss it.

    Hmm, I need to get myself a date for new years. Women like guys that can play the mandolin, right?
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:39 No.3273409
    I thought my 8GB was excessive, fuck.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:39 No.3273411
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    A picture is worth a thousand words.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:39 No.3273413
    Woah, I just realized more women go to /tg/ than to /v/ and /b/ combined.
    >> RAWK LAWBSTAR 12/30/08(Tue)04:39 No.3273414
    I suppose I'd be up there if I went to other boards aside from /d/ and /tg/
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:40 No.3273420
    Ranbar you socialist fuckstuck; stop giving my tax money to subhumans.

    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:41 No.3273422

    Can't speak for the rest of them, but /tg/'s always interesting and/or amusing, while /v/ and /b/ just bore the fuck out of me.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:41 No.3273423
    In all honesty, why aren't there more women like you? Do they just hide it? I've been searching, it's my life quest. I must know.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:41 No.3273424
    Everyone's comparing their e-penis. Because we all know, that the bigger your folder dedicated to 4chan = the bigger your e-penis.

    But seriously...

    I feel deceptively normal as I read more in this thread.
    >> Strange Times 12/30/08(Tue)04:41 No.3273425
    >> Phobonaut !tTBC.7oEaQ 12/30/08(Tue)04:42 No.3273426

    2005 to 2008. So much epic stuff lost.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:42 No.3273434
    Did you pull over to the side of the road so the two of you could weep quietly for the days of yore?
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:42 No.3273435
    My cousin did that to me once. She was six and I was in highschool.
    Nothing ever felt the same afterwards.
    >> Maus 12/30/08(Tue)04:43 No.3273443
    This definitely is an awkward new stage of my life.

    I save everything I can get, surf /b/, /k/, /tg/, other comic websites, /e/ and co(mpany), et cetera. That's probably why. I also sometimes goto the other chan's, a product of sumthin' or other laziness/procastination/Bi-polar shit.
    >> RAWK LAWBSTAR 12/30/08(Tue)04:43 No.3273448
    only if you can play the part from UNATCO Return from Deus Ex that has the mandolin in it
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:44 No.3273451

    Are you asking my age? I know you usually need a question mark to do that, but I thought I'd ask anyway. 19.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:44 No.3273454
    You /l/ucky bastard.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:44 No.3273456

    7th grade- Take a piss easy test, get into the 'ACCELERATED GIFTED KIDS PROGRAM' or whatever the fuck. Just means I'm in a homegroup with non-morons. Cool. I read pretty much all year, get hassled by bullies- Haha, I juiced an orange over someone that that just wouldn't leave me the fuck alone. That was fun. What wasn't fun is that he got his cousins (TWO HUNDRED OR SOMETHING FUCK) to surround me and... actually, nothing happened. It was just intimidating. I find my first friends, and actually have a decent sized group going. Though, the jump from Shitty Primary School to WHAT THE FUCK I GET MORE THAN ONE PIECE OF HOMEWORK EVERY WEEK WHAT IS THIS HIGHSCHOOL BULLSHIT

    It was either 7th or 8th grade I discovered 4chan... Things only got better from there.

    8th grade- Nothing of note. Except for the fact that I'm a complete moron.

    9th grade- Fuck yes I am the awesomest ever. I single-handedly won a school-wide DotA tournament. My parents divorce for the better, my father moves back to Poland.

    10th grade- Completed it this year. I only really discovered how to not be an insufferable twit this year. Finally found a non-idiotic RPG group en ligne. Convince schoolchums to play Shadowrun. Awesome times.

    11th grade- I can't wait until next year. I'm going to have the fuck best subjects with the fuck best teachers and fuck you math i'm not doing you.

    Well, either I'm mentally supressing lots of stuff, or I've had/am having one of the best childhoods ever.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:45 No.3273461
    I would be the most introverted aspie fuck around, if I weren't so competitive. I had aspergers, but beat it. Some kid always bragged about being a good businessman in our schools business club, and bragging like that really pisses me off. So I ended up joining the club (which was basically all about public speaking, I shit my pants). To counter this I joined the drama club to learn how to do public speaking, and by the end of the year, I had one first prize in every event I entered. Fast forward a year, and I had about a hundred good friends, and a new found self appreciation. And because I was on top of the world, I stopped having such an inferiority complex.

    I've still never kissed a girl, though.
    >> Maus 12/30/08(Tue)04:46 No.3273466
    lol. Mine ist biggust? I don't know whether to feel preppy and hauty, or if I should run from this thread now and spare my dignity/honor/whut have you.

    That's why you get 1.5 TB. >_>
    >> Strange Times 12/30/08(Tue)04:46 No.3273468
    No, age makes a difference.

    /tg/ = older

    /v/ = younger (underage b&, etc)

    /b/ = varies but leans towards lowest common denominator. And oh, how low that can go.
    >> Arodisena !!EEUzna/znjG 12/30/08(Tue)04:46 No.3273469
    I have the same questions as this man.

    I mean I would just hit on you but you are more than likely not on the same continent as me so it'd be kind of fruitless.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:46 No.3273470
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:46 No.3273471
    have you kissed a girl or a boy
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:47 No.3273474
    You go to /d/ too? If I ever met you, i'd take you out for a nice dinner, than vigorously fuck you. Quit making yourself so appealing.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:47 No.3273475
    I discovered /tg/ before /v/ before
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:48 No.3273476
    No, that was quiet, sad silence time.

    Of piss tests and piss testing.

    There are a number of ways our clients employ to get past them. I've seen car door keychain fobs with a hollow center for a reservoir of clean piss. Asprin bottles are common as well. The more ingenious one involved keeping a reservoir between one's testicles to keep it the same temperature as your body (the bottle had a thermometer to measure if you're using someone else's sample) and a tube one tapes to the bottom of the penis to avoid any suspicious sleights of hand movement.

    There is a way to beat urine samples with your own piss; drink 4 gallons of water the hour before. If you're puking, you're doing it right and keep going. Your bladder will be nothing but tap water. (Note if you actually take this advice you will likely die. But you will pass your piss test)

    However, the gentleman we speak off chose to use an insulated glass jar to transport his friend's piss. Before arriving at the clinic across the street from our office, he realized they also check the temperature as well. Then he realizes there's a gas station across the street. Popping in to microwave the piss jar, the insulation around it keeps him from realizing he might have overdone it. He becomes aware of this shortly after the superheated urine melts the sample cup sending nurses squealing in all directions as molten plastic piss leaks everywhere.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:48 No.3273477

    Ah, I see your point, and it sounds pretty true. Of course I have a couple of friends who are my age or a little older that hang out in /b/ at night, but these are also the friends I occasionally am forced to label mental fucktards.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:48 No.3273478
    I'm a pedo

    are you?

    Or is that more an /a/ thing
    >> MonkeyToho 12/30/08(Tue)04:48 No.3273479
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    See that parting in the middle of the mustache?

    Totally fucking natural. I do not shave it, and cannot comprehend WHY it forms that way--it just DOES.


    By our very nature and choice of hobbies, we're more imaginative. So I believe, anyway.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:48 No.3273480
    >You go to /d/ too?

    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:49 No.3273486
    I've browsed /tg/ since I was underage b&. It's kind of funny, really. /tg/ has been my favorite board since I found 4chan.
    >> Bard 12/30/08(Tue)04:49 No.3273487
    Ill have to look that up, but I can play http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBHoL22LArM
    Man that tune always gets stuck in my head. Currently though I re-stringed my mandolin, and I goofed up on one of the e strings, so it slipped and flew god knows where. Gonna be a pain rebuilding my calluses
    >> RAWK LAWBSTAR 12/30/08(Tue)04:49 No.3273489
    for bonus points, make it a suprise
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:49 No.3273490

    After reviewing this list, I am dead fucking certain I have left out so much stuff.

    Like my borderline homosexual endeavors with my only schoolfriend at my second school.

    My father constantly abusing my mother, sister, and I, being constantly depressed because he couldn't find work, but it was HIS fucking lazy fault in the first place because all he wanted to do was do his 'plans' that never fucking amounted to anything.

    ...That's about it. Anything else is either too insignificant to mention or I simply can't remember it. I really have a much better life than I deserve.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:50 No.3273492
    It's more of a 4chan thing.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:50 No.3273494
    Are you in the closet? Did your uncle fondle you?
    You don't belong here if you got nothing wrong with you.
    >> Strange Times 12/30/08(Tue)04:50 No.3273497
    When I was 12 we have Prodigy internet, then AOL 2.
    I am that old.

    You all are not helping me feel much younger. :[
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:51 No.3273499
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:52 No.3273501
    >>3273479Totally fucking natural. I do not shave it, and cannot comprehend WHY it forms that way--it just DOES.

    Hitler's ghost occupies the space between your mustaches

    When it's dark and you're alone but feel like something's watching you, it's Hitler's ghost touching your face
    >> Miss Kitty ♥ 12/30/08(Tue)04:52 No.3273505
    >Explain how you were traumatized, turned into the fa/tg/uy you are today.

    I've just always been more artistically inclined. I like stories. I like making stories. I like drawing. I like imagining fantastic tales. That is just how I am.

    Being turned into someone like that carries a huge logical fallacy. That is, assuming everyone is born a big dumb jock and becomes something else through abuse. That's.. well.. dumb.

    Get out of the state of mind that says your personal preferences are inherently inferior. They aren't. Why is reading a book somehow a naturally inferior hobby to sitting on the sidelines of a big game screaming at some big guy to tackle another big guy's brains out? How is it inferior to actually tackling some big guy's brains out?
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:52 No.3273506

    Actually, yes. Made out with a girl in grade 10, but she was really dumb. I had a boy kiss me very recently(But that was for a dare so it didn't count.).
    >> Maus 12/30/08(Tue)04:53 No.3273508
    ITT: everyone in /tg/ secretly goes to /d/.

    On a tangental note, I wish I really had some stories to tell, but I don't think I've got that many that would stand up to this kind of quality. Being an introverted little Bi-polar/ADD/something or other kinda kid who just played with legoes a lot during his early life does not a good story make.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:53 No.3273509
    >>3273505Get out of the state of mind that says your personal preferences are inherently inferior. They aren't. Why is reading a book somehow a naturally inferior hobby to sitting on the sidelines of a big game screaming at some big guy to tackle another big guy's brains out? How is it inferior to actually tackling some big guy's brains out?

    jocks read bukks too
    >> Phobonaut !tTBC.7oEaQ 12/30/08(Tue)04:53 No.3273510
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    There is nothing wrong with me.


    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:53 No.3273511
    Eh, that's not so bad. My beard growth has a narrow demilitarized zone splitting it right down the middle - right now I have what would properly be classified as a DOUBLE NECKBEARD.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:53 No.3273512

    poor unfortunate soul.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:53 No.3273513
    >>3273478 meet >>3273435
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:54 No.3273516
    Deus Ex... Ahhh... Such a classic. I have it saved on a Flash Drive. Now I can play Deus Ex on any computer, anywhere.

    Dude! Sweeet!~ I remember in my Diesel Maintenance and Complaince college classes the teacher was talking about one of his trucker buddies who would use his girlfriend's piss to pass his tests because he got high all the time.

    I then commented that that'd be a terrible way to find out your girlfriend's pregnant.

    "Mr. Bill Trucksalot, your test was a success, but..."


    "Well, it's... It's... Well, according to the results, you're... Pregnant. I'll let you know that our company only gives maternity leaves to female employees..."
    >> Strange Times 12/30/08(Tue)04:54 No.3273518
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    Still comparing e-dick?

    My collected images and videos folder size.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:54 No.3273519
    Sorry, but I'm just a youngin'. I do actually remember playing Ultima Online as a really young kid, though, and War Craft 2 and onwards. I grew up on old games cause of my uncle, so I tend to be a lot older in my hobbies than I would be naturally.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:54 No.3273520
    Okay, how do we make an Xmen episode centering around the gang getting piss tested?
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:55 No.3273523
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:55 No.3273524
    What makes you think that's only true for this thread?

    /d/ is one of the most popular boards on 4chan.
    >> Strange Times 12/30/08(Tue)04:55 No.3273526
    Secretly... right.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:55 No.3273532

    but that guy's 6 year old cousin licked him

    not the other way around
    >> Bard 12/30/08(Tue)04:56 No.3273536
    Same here with /v/ and /tg/. Of course I've been playing DnD since I was 12. First character was a ranger named Silno and it took me 3 hours to make him because I wasn't sure exactly on character creation.
    Well, I've been on 4chan back when I was underage B@, but I wasnt a rampart monkey and mainly just lurked.

    You know, 4chan and the internet in general, its amazing what culture we've made for ourselves. Wonder how the next generation will look at it
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:56 No.3273539

    what's that?
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:57 No.3273544
    You're doing that thing again were you make yourself to awesome.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:58 No.3273546
    are you guys virgins too?
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:58 No.3273547
    >underage BAT

    Also, yeah, it's amazing how /tg/ has deviated from it's intended "CHESS AND CARD GAEMS" to such things as love can bloom and SPESCH MARHUUNS
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)04:58 No.3273550
    >> Inquisitor Angricus !IT5VxStGLw 12/30/08(Tue)04:59 No.3273555
    Small children being violated, occasionally anally. Usually enjoying, some times drunk.
    >> Maus 12/30/08(Tue)04:59 No.3273557
    With Fear.
    >> Strange Times 12/30/08(Tue)04:59 No.3273558
    >Wonder how the next generation will look at it

    The same way we look at Woodstock or Dick Van Dyke.

    Pardon, only know media history from American perspective; we get denied a lot of entertainment from 'the rest of the world'.
    >> Bard 12/30/08(Tue)05:00 No.3273563
    Oh man. I remeber first clicking /d/ back when I was a horny bastard and discovered hentai.
    "Altertantive? Wait isnt that like tentacles? Neat."
    First thing I found was a comic about two little child rabbit sibling things going to get some water from a well, and they end up having sex. Then I saw someone who posted "Oh god I just noticed it was incest, that makes it like 100x hotter"

    Yep, weird culture we have.
    >> MonkeyToho 12/30/08(Tue)05:00 No.3273564
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    Well, I WAS gonna go to bed, but now I'm just going to eat peanut brittle and cower in terror.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)05:00 No.3273565
    I'm not. Hell, I'm married, and am about to get a job that pays $24,000 (not counting over-time) for a six-months of work, and then $900 every two weeks on unemployment with a guaranteed re-hire for the next season.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)05:00 No.3273566
    Only thing is, though, is that it does mean anything. We're all just loney, boring, or whatever social problems we have, and the one place we aren't and we can have a fun, amusing conversation with people is on 4chan and similar sites.
    It'll all be lost in time. The internet will "evolve" and become major parts of peoples lives and how we communicate, moreso than it is now. It'll just be an extension of life, so it wont be the same as it is today.
    >> Arodisena !!EEUzna/znjG 12/30/08(Tue)05:00 No.3273567
    Moustache contest GO!
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)05:01 No.3273569
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    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)05:02 No.3273573

    I have an intensely difficult time relating to my teenage peers, and in turn seek solace in adults and older peer groups because they have actual interests and can hold a conversation past "Twilight was a good movie." "Yep.".
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)05:02 No.3273574
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)05:03 No.3273577

    you can't see what's on the back of your head
    >> Bard 12/30/08(Tue)05:03 No.3273581
    Bah! Its 2 AM here and I haven't had much sleep the past two night, what with Fallout 3. Would a underage bat be a toothpick anyway?

    I want to see someone do a version of Discovery Channel's "I love the world" with the internet
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)05:03 No.3273582
    Shit, what is that picture from? That's fucking awesome.
    >> Maus 12/30/08(Tue)05:03 No.3273583
    OH IT'S AWN!

    *Checks secondary file

    Damn. only 1.5 Gigs from that. Mind if I count my pdfs file? 10.4 gigs, with all the other stuff in the file containing my images and shit brings it to a total of... 50.8 gigs. Then there's the 16 gigs of music... delicious music. Need moar music...
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)05:03 No.3273584
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    Here is a pick of your moustache.

    And yes I do know where you live.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)05:04 No.3273588
    Ok. Enjoy your Obljewion with guns.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)05:04 No.3273589
    I second that. I love that commercial, god damn.
    >> Inquisitor Angricus !IT5VxStGLw 12/30/08(Tue)05:04 No.3273591
    You and everyone else caught in that awkward period of near maturity before the rest of your peers.
    >> RAWK LAWBSTAR 12/30/08(Tue)05:05 No.3273598
    I'm sorry?
    >> Arodisena !!EEUzna/znjG 12/30/08(Tue)05:06 No.3273603
    Oh god how do you know these things, leave me alone.

    I'm not going to be able to sleep now.
    >> Cameron !HyofuzlxiM 12/30/08(Tue)05:06 No.3273604
    Can't say my life is too bad. I've always felt like an outcast. Had my share of being bullied and bullying. From year 8 I spent the rest of high school obsessing over this one girl, playing a few card games ( Pokemon TCG, Star Wars CCG, Magic: The Gathering ), reading Star Wars books and playing computer games. I was smarter than average but become lazy after getting to successively better schools with their own entrance exams, but losing my friends and my obsession lead me to become depressed until university liberated me.
    >> Strange Times 12/30/08(Tue)05:06 No.3273605
    More like behind it, a few years too late to count.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)05:06 No.3273606

    So here I was, 17 and graduating from high school. My dad thinks I might be gay because I've never had a relationship with a girl (when technically there have been four girls; one I met on Gaia who I became really good friends with and lost contact with two years later, one I met during a two day youth group retreat. I feel like a fucking dumbass for not figuring out some way to stay in contact with her, but I've never seen her since. The other was that girl in my class, and the last I met during a missions trip to Mexico, I saw her several times afterward but neither of us did... anything. We barely said hi.) I haven't planned for college at ALL and somehow manage to make it into a full ride scholarship with a bullshit essay on success that I don't even believe. All of my scant friends but one are wherever the hell else (which include the asshole, a guy who has autism among other things, and several other people who are closer to acquaintances.) And social skills that a five year old could match.

    I was a mess that year and a half ago. I eventually made more friends with people who are just as messed up as me. One of them got v& (literally suspected of downloading cp) and the other one is really fucked up, has seizures and shit. His heart stopped once and he was actually technically dead for about six seconds. Another is a furry, another is into loli and has no qualms playing hentai games while in the student commons... I could go on.

    But when I hit the bottom, when I didn't think I could go on, I realized something. I realized that I wasn't going to get anywhere if I kept going on the way I was. What, playing video games, fucking around on 4chan and going to class isn't everything there is to life? My dad started worrying about me. He talked to me about it.

    Damn this is long.
    >> Bard 12/30/08(Tue)05:06 No.3273608
    Just think, one day it might eventually be "no guys on the internet" or "dicks or gtfo"

    And you know, you guys are quite awesome for not giving me any flack for wearing a Link costume to school
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)05:06 No.3273610
    Kindergarten - I learn that I'm in the middle of redneck central, ask my mom if we can move back to California because this place is terrible and everyone's retarded. The teachers are huge pricks, and I end up friendless because of religionday and refusing to talk about mine. The schooling is too fucking slow, so I'm learning at a quarter of the rate I should've been.

    1st Grade - Teachers are even bigger pricks, still friendless because rednecks hate nonchristians bad. One black kid moves over, a month later his ass is gone because his parents were run out of town by the KKK.

    1st Grade, part deux - I get held back for no discernible reason. Same old same old.

    2nd Grade - More harrassment, still being taught at the pace of a retard. School starts a fight with my family by treating me badly and wanting to put me in special ed for no reason.

    3rd Grade - more of the same shit thanks to retards. A girl starts kicking me in the balls once a day every day for no reason I could possibly imagine, so I'm pretty sure I'm sterile from the experience. Eventually I go to another state and pick up Shadowrun while I'm there, making a couple of older gaming friends. I fall in love with it, hard.

    Nothing of note happens for quite awhile, aside from the summer where I didn't speak the entire time.

    7th Grade - Shit goes wrong, rednecks start getting worse as they start hitting puberty, teachers get more troublesome and 'lose' my homework constantly. This never ends.

    8th Grade - More and more of the same shit.

    9th Grade - The harrassment peaks and threatens to make me fail the grade, so I just drop out of school. Still friendless here, still nothing to do and nowhere to go.

    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)05:06 No.3273611
    Remember the time when girls had cooties and you didn't play with them? Well, back then my only friend was a girl and the other boys made fun of me.
    She was my bestest friend and she went back to Finland.
    Then came high school where everyone's thinking of girls and sex. I didn't flirt and had the personality of a tombstone when it came to girls and everyone though I was gay.
    As highschool finished, I got a girlfriend only because I was infatuated with her younger brother, but convinced myself I wasn't gay even when I saw his eyes when I fucked her.
    I still can't admit it.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)05:07 No.3273614
    I don't think this will be the final continuation. If I realized this was so long I probably would've typed it up before I started posting.

    And I finally understood everything. I realized that the way my brain works makes it hard for me to develop social skills, so I never did. A year ago, just a short time after I turned 18, I started working on it. I started talking more. I stopped doing nothing but paying attention to the professor and started noticing the other students around me. I started talking, I started interacting. I learned so much, /tg/. So very much.

    But I was still insecure. I was really lonely, and at night I thought about it. If only I hadn't been such a fuckup as a kid, maybe, just maybe, I'd be happy with one of those girls right now.

    And six months ago... she reappeared. That girl I met on Gaia. It had been two years, and she was back. I was elated to just SEE her, but never talked to her. I was afraid of something. Rejection? Probably.

    Then, I talked to her. I mean I really talked to her. Like when she told me that she was afraid her uncle was trying to molest her. Like when we told each other so much about ourselves.

    And we cleared everything up. I learned that in those six or so months, she hadn't talked to me because she had been guilty. Guilty! Over the situation that separated us two years ago. I think I made her feel better about it; I told her it wasn't her fault, and I was fine with it. Her dad had shut their internet down, you see. Several times, for months at a time. She didn't have a stable internet connection for two years.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)05:07 No.3273616
    Don't apologize! Stand tall! Hold your chin high! Puff your chest out! Say "I'm damn awesome!" as loudly as you can! Then say it again, but this time even louder!
    >> MonkeyToho 12/30/08(Tue)05:08 No.3273621
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    >you can't see what's on the back of your head


    No clue. 4chan thread a week or so ago.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)05:08 No.3273622
    Last one. I think.

    Now, we're... well, I don't know. We're closer than we've ever been before. We both have webcams now and have seen each other, we've talked on the phone, we've exposed our feelings. I told her that I liked her. It was the most awkward thing I've ever done. And then three minutes later, she made me feel like a dumbass again. She had always liked me. Even back when we met. And I, again, thought GOD FUCKING DAMMIT WHY WAS I SUCH A GODDAMN DUMBASS BACK THEN. ONE OF THE CUTEST GIRLS I'VE EVER MET HAS HAD A CRUSH ON ME FOR FOUR FUCKING YEARS AND I WAS THE MOST IGNORANT DUMBASS LITTLE SHIT EVER.

    I don't know guys, maybe I'm not like you. Maybe I am.

    But I'm trying to be something other than a neckbeard basement dweller waste of space. A little over a year ago, I couldn't have said that.

    I don't know, guys. This is the first time I've had a goal other than to keep playing video games and getting decent grades. I'm lost in real life.

    But at least I'm trying, y'know? I've hated myself for so long... I never resorted to anything like cutting, but I used to beat myself up. I would whisper screams at myself. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU. I contemplated suicide more times than I can count.

    I'm lost in a fulfilling life, guys. And I don't know what I'm going to do other than go to my girl's graduation (she's 17 and a senior in highschool.) It's funny. I've got a life that I truly enjoy, and I can't think of anything to do with myself.

    And I find this absolutely hilarious.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)05:10 No.3273628

    I am relieved to learn that this is something typical.

    I don't know why, but I have an intense aversion to being considered a special snowflake.
    >> Luz-chan !!UTvTrPNzeyL 12/30/08(Tue)05:11 No.3273631
    I just remembered this one, it's not the one I was thinking of, but it's something my sister and I tend to do sometimes when we go out to the mall together.

    I remember having an arguement with my sister over Star Wars, at the mall. We were just sitting there, we got some bread from a local pastry shop, and sat down to discuss the nerdy things we tend to discus all the time. It started with her, she didn't like how I painted my Tau army. She said the color scheme didn't make sence, and I just said that her making an Imperial Guard army based on Storm Troopers was stupid, because it wouldn't make sence. That's where it started. She started off by saying something about how the 501st was a Legion of thousands of clones and men, and that the Imperial Guard would be a perfect wat to depict them. That's when I countered by saying that Storm Troopers have much better armor than Guard would. Then she pointed out that throughout the original trilogy, Storm Troopers fell to a single blaster shot. She also pointed out that if you say Lasguns = Blasters, and Flak Armor = Storm Trooper armor, you can sort of see how they died to easily in the movies, not just because of plot. I was in a bind here, but then I brought up the idea of tanks. Guard Armies are pretty weak with out a Tank or two backing them up. She has already worked Sentinals to look like AT-ST's, but she can't quite get the Leman Russes to look like anything Imperial. So she starts to resort of Clone Wars tanks, and how she could fake making a tank a grav-tank, with out it counting as a skimmer, like Tomb Spyders. Then I tell her no one will like that, nor understand what it's from. Now thorughout our arguement people have begun to stand by us and listen in to our arguement.
    >> Strange Times 12/30/08(Tue)05:11 No.3273635
    I wore a purple dinosaur costume to a grocery store at age 5.
    An old lady yelled at me, told me I should be "committed" as in put in the looney bin.
    My mother defended my creativity.
    Probably the only time she's ever agreed about something.

    Time for bed before the man-tears.
    >> RAWK LAWBSTAR 12/30/08(Tue)05:11 No.3273636
    I would put I don't really want to wake everyone up
    >> Luz-chan !!UTvTrPNzeyL 12/30/08(Tue)05:12 No.3273638

    Most of these eavedroppers were nerds who looked like they just wanted to jump in and argue with us. We finally ended up on the topic of Halo. I don't know how we managed to turn a Star Wars 40K related topic to Halo, but it some how just shot out. And then it hit me, why not make rules for Spartans, and ODST, as well as Halo vehicles for 40k. This was the birth of the idea to make Codex - UNSC, and after I sort of yelled "I got it! Codex - UNSC!" One of the nerdy eavesdroppers sort of butted in and said "Sorry couldn't help but notice that you two fine young ladies were talking about Star Wars, 40K and Halo. Mind if I join your conversation?" Hikari was reluctent to let them join in the conversation, but I welcomed the help with open arms. After He joined we began to brain storm ideas on how to make the codex believeable, with out it jumping into the BROKEN sector. The only problem was that the guy kept dropping hints at me. Stuff like "Why don't we go to my house to get this thing started?" or, "Why you two come to my place so we can put some ideas down on paper?" They don't seem like very bad ideas from here, but the way he said it, it sounded like he just wanted to get us on his bed, to literally "play" with us. Hikari was the one two drop the hint that we didn't want him here any more. She was kind of blunt and said, "Hey, Luz. I have something i need to talk to you about in private, can you come with me?" After this we went home, and I never saw that nerdy guy again. And believe me, I don't really want to see him again, he wasn't that clean, or well kept. Looked like he hadn't showered for about a week, next to having dirty, stained clothes, and his breath smelled as if he hadn't even drank water that morning. I mean if he would have been a bit cleaner, I might have wanted to talk to him again, but frankly, he didn't come off as much of a very pleasent guy.

    Hopefully I won't be up all night trying to remember that other story, though. D:>
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)05:12 No.3273639
    You, sir, have just created a reaction image.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)05:12 No.3273641
    in 5 more years moot will be giving interviews in discovery chanel's "th3 interbutttz: the birth of a cult"

    in 10 more yeras /b/ trads will be in post on the positions of power.

    15 years and legal marriage age is 12 again, cat ear transplants are compulsory on all females, bioscientists from akihabara develop protoptipe functional futa dick

    20 years, massive male population decline, death of moot, big fuckass economic recesion

    25 years from now, FTL tecnologi developed, first newhalf in mars, robot marriage finaly legal

    30 years from now robots win world soccer cup. war averted by the reintroduction of blood sports.

    35 years from now Yotsuba, the city on the sky falls, everybody dies.
    >> Arodisena !!EEUzna/znjG 12/30/08(Tue)05:13 No.3273649
    Don't say sorry! you are awesome!
    If you lived in the UK I'd buy you dinner.

    I'd do fancy magic tricks to bend the spoons, you would bend the steak knife with your hands, it'd be magical.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)05:13 No.3273650

    because you want to be special and not like everyone else
    >> Inquisitor Angricus !IT5VxStGLw 12/30/08(Tue)05:14 No.3273653
    Well, I'll give, that one's a bit interesting. But maturity is a funny thing, and growing and becoming a richer person isn't an exact science. Rewarding, but no formula to it. Expect oddities, strange things, and shit you hate. That seems to be the norm.
    >> Devil 12/30/08(Tue)05:14 No.3273656
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    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)05:15 No.3273659
    I've said it once, and I'll probably say it again... Move to California, and join the Conservation Corps. http://www.ccc.ca.gov
    Get connected with people in high positions with Government agencies. I've only a year's experience, but I'm already being hired as a Wildlands firefighter because I made a good impression on a Head Ranger at a U.S. Forest Service station.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)05:16 No.3273667
    I hate you all for being fucked up and yet happier than me

    god damn i'm so lonely
    >> Maus 12/30/08(Tue)05:17 No.3273669
    ... You had a 4chan discussion IRL? O_o

    Damn. I wish I was there when I was younger.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)05:17 No.3273673
    Thought you were going to bed?

    Also, we auto-saging again. Shit, we talk too much!
    >> Inquisitor Angricus !IT5VxStGLw 12/30/08(Tue)05:17 No.3273674
    Happiness is perspective.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)05:17 No.3273675
    But I've still got a full ride at a nice college.

    And moving to California would put me even farther away from my girl, and I can barely stand being a six hour drive away.
    >> Miss Kitty ♥ 12/30/08(Tue)05:17 No.3273676
    It was a simplified example, and my point remains the same.

    I see threads like this and it is always "what horrible horrible abuse made you like geeky stuff?" as if something has to be wrong with you in order to like geeky stuff.

    Stop making yourself sad. THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH IT. EMBRACE IT.
    >> Bard 12/30/08(Tue)05:18 No.3273677
    Could join the air force. Good money, safer then the other branches, and might help your personality.

    Its what I'm considering to get out and start my life. This town I live in is a deathtrap for your future. Unless of course I find a reason to stay, such as a paticulary interesting lass.
    One of my other ideas is community college for computer science. Cant afford a university unless I can snag a scholarship.
    Senior here by the way.

    I do know the feeling though. Life is kinda scary. But there's nothing you can do to help but put one foot in front of the other.
    >> RAWK LAWBSTAR 12/30/08(Tue)05:18 No.3273678
    why would you bother with halo shit anyway?
    >> Maus 12/30/08(Tue)05:18 No.3273680
    >> RAWK LAWBSTAR 12/30/08(Tue)05:20 No.3273691
    I can't contain the nerd rage any longer!
    >> Maus 12/30/08(Tue)05:21 No.3273694
    All the more painful. Just... get it over with...
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)05:22 No.3273700
    >> RAWK LAWBSTAR 12/30/08(Tue)05:23 No.3273704
    meh, if this were a board for an FPS i'd launch into a giant rant on how halo is the cancer thats killing the first person shooter but it isn't so I won't

    I hate halo like the inquisition hates heresy
    >> I should be fucking sleeping right now. MonkeyToho 12/30/08(Tue)05:23 No.3273706
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    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)05:23 No.3273707
    The CCC....

    Oh, fuck it. I'll stop recruiting. lol I sound like one of our sponsors. Kept going on and on about the Fire crew. In fact, he's partly the reason I'm being hired as a Wildlands Firefighter. Kept talking about it, and got me interested.

    You ever notice how you can share an interest with someone, and yet have a life that is utterly opposite of their's beside that one interest?
    >> Bard 12/30/08(Tue)05:23 No.3273708
    Hey man, more power to you.
    I wore my link suit to make a girl I liked smile, and despite her turning into a manipulating she-devil, I'd do it again.
    I don't know, I get the feeling I'm not sure what I'm going to do with my life, all I know is that I want to be a great man some day. If I can somehow make this world a better place for the next generation Ill say I lived a good life.

    True good, eh?
    >> Maus 12/30/08(Tue)05:24 No.3273710

    Continued here.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)05:25 No.3273714
    >> Bard 12/30/08(Tue)05:26 No.3273722
    Why my ex and I broke up. We met in Karate,and besides that and the fact she played a few video games, we didn't have much in common.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)05:27 No.3273727
    I don't think the problem is with the geeky stuff, because people on /v/ and /r9k/ have threads like this all the time.

    It's being on 4chan. I guess the fucked up people who post on 4chan think that everyone else who posts on 4chan has to be fucked up.

    I'm not a military kind of guy, and I've known that for years.

    I just don't want to. I'm fine with spending another two years earning my computer engineering degree and figuring out what to do from there.

    From what my girl has told me, she's going to be spending about half a year to a year working after she graduates, then she's going to go to her church's college for a year (we're both Christians; both of our parents are adamant about us having Christian significant others.) and deciding what she's going to do from there.

    Which, if I'm not mistaken, puts her at finishing up that year right around when I graduate. God willing, my idea is to figure out what to do together with her.
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    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)05:27 No.3273732
    fuck you, i have almost no friends, no job, unemployment's run out, four years in junior college with less than one semester's worth passed, 22 year old virgin, 300 pounds, often times too depressed to leave the fucking house, i have insomnia, i lack the confidence to even attempt to write/draw for very long before a torrent of YOU FUCKING SUCK YOU FAIL AT EVERYTHING STOP TRYING thoughts starts rushing in, I've accomplished nothing in my miserable existence, and I'll probably kill myself before I reach the age of 30

    how the fuck does that shit look from where you're standing
    >> Maus 12/30/08(Tue)05:27 No.3273733
    And I'd argue like the misguided fanboy that I am who didn't mind halo for what it was. 2 and 3 sucked, though, and killed some of the first's thunder. Only characters that had a little life in them was sparky, Master chief (even then, not much), and sarge. Basically the ones from the first.

    But this isn't /v/. We don't go there.

    (Also, MLG Sucks cock.)
    >> MonkeyToho 12/30/08(Tue)05:28 No.3273736
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    ...WHAT? NO, IT ISN'T.
    >> Inquisitor Angricus !IT5VxStGLw 12/30/08(Tue)05:32 No.3273759
    Get up and do something. A lot of your problems sound like a long long history of self doubt, low self esteem, and a lack dedication to see things through. That's something you can fix though. If you aren't enjoying your life, light a fire under your own ass and work to fixing it. Start doing what you enjoy, push yourself.

    Obviously, it's going to take a lot more than that, but don't think you're alone in that. A lot of us seem to suffer from general depression and low self-esteem, and I know it's probably half the reason I never finish or edit half the shit I write.
    >> RAWK LAWBSTAR 12/30/08(Tue)05:33 No.3273763
    I've got no issue if you like it for what it was but the idiiots that praise as the greatest thing ever and brag about how awesome they are at piss me off
    >> Maus 12/30/08(Tue)05:34 No.3273770

    Have that same problem too? That's kinda the reason why I barely got any of My schoolwork done. Kept having this paralysis or something. Not even emotional, I'd just blank and do something retarded. Kinda like what I'm doing with Abiogenesis at this moment...

    >> Luz-chan !!UTvTrPNzeyL 12/30/08(Tue)05:36 No.3273777

    Like i posted in the other thread, I only like the game for the fluff, and even then, i just like Sci-fi in general, and I found Halo to have an interesting universe. So I funded it, and so did my other siblings, but then it started to go down hill, and before this becomes a /v/ relevent conversation, I'll end it at, I like sci-fi, I don't think Halo is the GREATEST GAME EVAR, I just like some aspects of it's fluff, s'all.
    >> Petsu 12/30/08(Tue)05:38 No.3273787
    >> Maus 12/30/08(Tue)05:41 No.3273807
    I used to like it more than now. Kinda. But then the 2nd one came out. Hense it lost its thunder. Otherwise, being a complete fanboy about that shit is kinda pointless. It's as bad as being a twilightfag, trekfag, etc. Halo ain't the only damn thing in the world.

    However, the MLG fags you speak of (for they are the ones who exclaim their ability to pwn so well) must be purged. I have never heard such arrogance from such dumbasses so many fucking times. Even Counterstrike wasn't ever that bad, or any other game I've played since. Except Rainbow Six Vegas 2. Holy shit that game was ruined by MLG Faggotry.

    I'm rambling now. Mah bad.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)05:41 No.3273810
    thing is right now i don't enjoy much of anything

    depression is depressing like that
    >> Anonymous 12/30/08(Tue)05:45 No.3273832
    I'm generally happy that TF2 isn't like that, but the other day I was playing and some fucking prick douchebag named CLAY AIKEN (hur hur) was wailing on his mic about how he was "pwning noobs so good", but I complained to my friend on the other team who complained to the admin playing on his team who teamswitched and kicked him for "voice spamming."
    So yeah, TF2 is good like that, bro.
    >> Maus 12/30/08(Tue)06:52 No.3274157
    I had someone else that was being a prick on a sniper server once. Kept on trying to challenge this socially awkward kid to 1-on-1s with any unit of their choice (Pointless on a TF2 game). The kid kept on saying when the guy left that he wasn't sending any invites to the server, how the other guy was a total idiot, etc, and the guy kept coming back to that server and talking about how chicken the person he was challenging was. They were both apparently clan-fags, one was part of the biggest TF2 clan in the game I think.

    Completely fucking retarded.

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