/tg/, it is time.I want to see you create the edgiest.THEFUCKINGEDGIESTCharacter you can muster.Doesn't matter what game, as long as its xXEdgeLord420XxXDarkXxXDestinyXxXHeartOfBlacknessXxXFucKXxXSh4d0wbl4d3Xx name worthy.So hit me the your best shot.
The very first Vampire character that I rolled when I was in my mid-teens.
>>32686631something something naruto wolverine katanas for hands bub vampire something darkness in a trenchcoat>but what systemsystems are for squares, we're playing my homebrew tonight
Some freeform RP character I saw once used duel katanas forged from the spines of his parents that he had killed as a child when the darkness demon inside him took over. From what I understand he later subjugated said demon by overwhelming it with his own inner darkness, greater than any dweller of hells.
>>32686686Not gonna lie, that's pretty good.
My character doesn't use coasters.
>>32686631Trombone Monkey Rapelord Master.>http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/24872230>http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/24881163/>http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/24884881/Read through all of those and enjoy.
>>32686736Oh yeah, tough guy? Sometimes my character doesn't take his shoes off when he comes indoors.
BloodrustA construct forged by dark gods, made of wrought, enchanted iron, with the never dying body of a man trapped inside it's iron maiden torso. The man was a father, a husband, the kind of man you wish were your father, but placed beside him is the frost encrusted heart of the darkest, most vile black dragon. Over time, the evil emanating from the dragon heart overtakes the host, and acts as a conduit for the will of Bloodrust's creators. The rusted, but immensely strong iron casing is covered in horns, spikes, thorns and barbs, it can't be touched without causing injury, be it physical or psychological.The gods who forged Bloodrust then discarded him into the world, a new being with the mind of a child, but the ultimate understanding that he must, MUST, be the bringer of ultimate terror. It is for this reason that not only does he kill, but maims, tortures, violates and desecrates in every sense imaginable.He wields a massive chunk of blackened steel with thousands of barbs that tear flesh and iron alike. A cape sewn from the faces of those who've screamed the loudest trails behind his person in an impossibly long ribbon of malice. Bloodrust is completely silent, but before he begins his torment, the people of whatever society he targets hear a slow, rasping laughter, beginning with the youngest. When finally the elderly hear the laughter, the massacre begins, starting with whoever was the first to hear him.With each kill, Bloodrust matures, and his unknowable cruelty only worsens.
>>32686763But isn't that normal in america anyway?
>>32686857America is the edgiest country.
>>32686664We're getting meta-edgy in here.
Dual katana wielder vampire catfolk who is searching for his family killer?
>>32686631>Tiefling>Vampire>Edward Cullen king, not Nosferatu kind>16 years old>Doesn't matter because she will never age and is always in peak physical condition>Flawless beauty>Father is Mephistopheles>Mother was a Queen>Character is a princess>Can walk in the sunlight>Is not effected by holy places>Armor heavily resembles bondage gear>Also has a black trenchcoat>Dual wields Katanas>Katanas are also black>Parents were killed by the king of some other kingdom>She has amnesia>She is bipolar and has murderous mood swings>Adds Japanese honorifics to the ends of peoples names despite that not being in the settings lore>Rides a Dragon>Dragon is also black>Kills everything she fucks>Fucks everything she kills>Is a veteran of like a hundred wars but has never been wounded>Master of all forms of combat and magic>Destined to save the world, then destroy it, then save it again
>My characters name is Daizometsu>It means bringer of death in our language>I'm a Chaotic Evil Ninja/Samurai >My Katana have been folded a million times with the fragments of bones of my millions of slain enemies, making the radiate black energies of their hate.>They have taken lives of their own accord as well, I don't even have to be wielding them.>I don't even NEED to be wielding them, I can punch hard enough to make a man's sternum explode inwards, impaling his heart and lungs as I watch him squirm against the dirt, coughing up blood.>I drink that blood for sustenance, for it feeds the great power inside me.>I neglected to mention that I am the Meta Evil.>That great power that nests inside my black heart is more evil than any lord of hell, and more powerful than any plane has ever seen.>I wear a necklace of my parent's teeth to remind me of my everlasting pain, they stick me in the neck near the arteries so that I keep my head held high as I bathe in the blood.
>>32686992>is not affected by holy places because they don't believe in god
>>32686631Hmm that would be a character one of my friend made for Fading suns campain. He made bastard decados son who was psychotic mass murderer psionic with split personality and shadow manifested. His split personality was even more of a psycho than he was. He worked as an assassin and killed his own mother at some point of his backstory.
>>32686857Yes.Which why I also get really annoyed when people tell me to do that when I come to dinner. Tip: if I show up in a nice pair of brogues that you can practically see your face in as though someone got stoned specifically to concentrate on shining them, chances are they're not coated in manure or fish slime or something.
A gnome warlock that's a merchant, and is not actually all that dark and kind hearted, and is half dwarven.... and gets draenei tail raped
>>32686686FUCK! You made me spill my water all over my bed! Well played anon, well played.
I once made a character so edgy that he....that he....Jesus, this is so terrible. Alright, man you can do this.He once drank milk straight from the carton
My character is Hitler, do I win?
>>32687109Hitler did nothing wrong. He's not edgy.
>>32687109Hitler was a chump. Go look up Oskar Direlwanger
>>32687109Mine is the clone of Mussolini and Stalin, made as a side project by Mengele as he jerked off to dead jews, he only wants peace but he cant help chop people off with his katana, he loves trench coats and the dead of night.
>>32687143>Mine is the clone of Mussolini and StalinHow can you be the clone of two different people at the same time? That makes no sense. Also>Mussolini>StalinGo hard (ie full Hitler) or go home m8.
>>32687153Like edgelords need their characters to make sense.
I once played with a dude who named his char "Strife McCloud".
Knifeman. Once killed everyone in the world with knives, threatened god to bring everyone back, then killed god and killed everyone again. I was like 6.
Mine enjoys having consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation. And he cuddles and holds hands afterward.
>>32687370Was he a fookin' legend?
>>32687056yeah but it still has outside dirt and m white carpet was just cleaned.
THE MEMES, JACK
>Sixteen years old>Rogue>Born to a queen who gave her away because she didn't want a daughter>Given to a father who raped her>Father also beat her>Father also didn't use coasters>Killed her dad then went on a murder spree>Became a vampire/werewolf after being bitten by a hybrid>Took one level in ranger for favored enemy: coasters
>>32686736that's not edgy, that's a fucking psychopat
He was once a man. A man made of blood. The bloody tears of the stillborn god whose unopened eye weeps burning fire and acid. The first incarnation tore off his own head and used the spine as a whip. The fifth incarnation ate the fourth from the inside out, screaming the whole time. The others became the nightmares of serial killers. But one was ripped from oblivion and sent back into its corpse. The corpse of a demon whose very name will make you shit blood until you die.And then John was a zombie.
>>32687382That's just fucking degenerate.Now, I'm sure this isn't the edgiest, but you could pull off this easily enough in a Pathfinder game fairly easily whilst appearing like an edgelord to everyone at the table:Aasimar Cleric (Evangelist) of Folca with his only domain being Charm>Innocent (+5 to bluff when lying if lie is believable)>Fast Talker (+1 to bluff, bluff is a class skill)Found a church for some long forgotten god that isn't real, and using diplomacy to prod potential converts to folca and institute a system of hidden pederasty amongst the church officials. Also use diplomacy to incorporate systems of "pay-to-go" to heaven or otherwise levy offerings and tithes (which may include services as opposed to strict monetary basis) from the members who join the congregation. Set your church body to work as fine upstanding citizens oblivious to the inner workings.You might get hated pretty hard for that.
oh my god this thread xDI've had a lot of real players try to come up with really "edgy" characters. I don't know why but they always seem to involve war, science, and evil government/corporation plots.As for the edgiest a player tried to use... I can't remember all the details about the character but she was another characters sister before getting killed and reincarnating as her daughter. And then the father got killed. Because the entire family were secret agents. So now this character is vengeful and uses her father's soul as a weapon to try and find his killer while gradually going more and more insane.
>>32686631an animated sword that dual-wields swords and wears bladed armor, doesn't get more edgier then that
Both of my parents and all of my brothers and sisters were raped and killed before I was born. I was born from the corpse of my mother by the dark forces of pure darkness that I have instead of a heart. I folded the bones of my family more than 1 gazillion times to make a million katanas from them, and now I wear armor made of katanas while dual wielding katanas. I have powers of darkness that I can use even in the heart of a sun because my heart is so black.Everyone remarks on how awesome and beautiful I am whenever I enter a room but I don't care because the darkness in me makes me not care.
>>32686741Holy shit.That QM is a fucking prick.
>>32687530I really was really expecting fedoras toward the end of that.
>>32687554I was going to continue but got bored, fedoras and trenchcoats were in mind, as was being an athiest that fought demons and angels for a living.
>>32686736fuck you you fucking fuck I hope you choke on your own spit and die you fucking embarrassment.
That does it. Starting a Shadowrun character. His name is Soulpain and he has the Black Magic tradition -I'm real serious, don't laugh at my character- and he's an Elf but his mom's an Orc or something and she got bit by a cyberzombie and she became a cyber wendigo -shut up! this is a real personal backstory!- so his robot zombies mom's out there wanting to die and all, and eating people. Also she bit his dick off so there's a chance he could get vampire virus whatever. Oh and his best friend is Dark King and they do blood magic together a lot.
Twin clones of Hitler made from Batman's genes.
This is my character>immortal bastard son to a demon king who raped a human queen. >vampire prince and heir of Super Hell>half sister made him watch as she raped his parents to death >uses katanas made of dark and hate to kill sister.>so traumatized by experience gets amnesia >becomes rapist>engages in a raping murder spree for a thousand years. >one >thousand >years>of >rape>meets purest girl of good.>rapes her and falls in love>raping her reminded him of his mother>to save his love from himself he murders rapes so he can no longer rape her. >cries blood over his dead love>swears oath to find salvation by raping. >Now adventures with your party to rape.
>>32687631That's only possible if Hitler was Batman. Oh wait, he was.
>>32687640>half sister made him watch as she raped his parents to death Boner what are you doing
>>32686631Currently a nameless rank and file soldier in appearance, actually is a master of disguise rogue who is corrupting a kingdom in the most bloody way possible to achieve an era of peace and freedom amongst the populaces. Also plans on killing and then disguising himself as the man he's placing on the throne, which is the soldier that is rising through the ranks that he's disguising himself as.
>>32687640>heir of Super Hell.Is it a hell for superheroes or just a bigger hotter hell?
>>32687667...so a soldier trying to become king? Just curiosity, he doesn't happen to have some kind of collar with a red ball in it?
>>32687675Its where the purest evil people in hell go when they die and go to super hell.
>>32687675It's just a nickname for double hell.
>>32687675If you die in Hell you go to Super Hell, but only if you died committing some kind of really awesome sin.
>>32686741I read through the first couple of posts, dear lord I see where this is going
>>32687726I saw the first posts of the last entry, and indeed that is where it went.
Bismuth elemental, more edges than a teenaged angst-fueled hatefic.
>brother rapes his sister>his sister forced to give birth to a daughter, kills herself afterwards>brother grooms the kid into becoming his new wife>their offspring is a kid, surprisingly born without any defects and sexy as all hell>"father" sends him to work as a servant and look after his animals>son learns how to be an animal - he sleeps, eats, and fucks with them>one night makes a deal with a powerful dog demon>turns out the dog demon is a hound of war, it looked over the family from ancient times>disgusted with how the family turned out, offers the son a demonic pact if he becomes his servant>son agrees>gets demonic power of flesh, blood and bone>capable of making weapons out of bodies or crafting beastmen>son strikes at his "father", as angry animals kill, rape and eat everyone on the farm>son makes a battle axe out of his "father's" body, it's still alive and feels everything it does>son goes on a warpath, spreading death and destruction in his wake>son takes women captive to breed an army of beastmen>dozens of villages and cities sacked, burned and raped>son doesn't care, he only lives as an animal of war>old demon he made a deal with arrives, demands more obedience>demon possesses the son, but is in turn consumed since the son is too far gone and evil>son becomes the next hound of war and is a full-fledged demon now>body begins to change, as his old form slowly rots from demonic power>has to graft body parts onto himself to preserve his body in this realm>to hide the scars, he wears a cloak made from human skin and a mask made from human bone>the mask weeps blood
>>32686736oh yeah toughguy?my character is the guy that ruins everything for everyone, including but not limited to being the guy that takes GIANT EDGEIER THAN A STEPPED ON LEGO SHITS in the middle of jogging paths, steals all the toilet paper in the bathroom, floods said bathroom for shits and giggles, kicks puppies, bruises fruit at the store(especially the kind you like), never wears deodorant in the heat while wearing all black leather in the hottest of weather (you cant even begin to imagine the smell http://youtu.be/lvGADgehKoM), rides around the mall on a mobility scooter at Christmas dressed as dawkins while tipping his fedora and screaming at the children that god cant real funDIEs, and can make a 4500lb tumblr fanfiction fatgirls panties so wet that she could drown Jacques Cousteau, Steve Zissou, and Capt. Nemo in them.he also is loved by all of japan for creating AMV tribute videos using linkin park music.
>>32686741>http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/24884881/#24885005>I mad this thread so people who weren't niggerkikefaggot trolls could ask any questions they had not so that trolls who have zero interest in anything outside of their special shitflake series and settings could derail another quest thread.Wow. This must be the highest level of butthurt I've seen in a long time.
>>32686857Normal in Australia too. For good reasons here though. Every moment you are not wearing your shoes is a moment that a spider might climb inside them. Also most people don't have carpets so the dirt isn't so bad.
>>32687019nope.it's because God doesn't believe in them.
>>32687793I try to imagine the mind that thought of this, all I get is chills down my spine, and am reminded of what a small and naive creature I am.
>>32686631>character gets bullied by class>they´re jealous of his superior intellect and good looks>his parents force him to go to church every sunday>hatred accumulates as he makes his way through middle school>one day they make him cry>he wasnt elected as class speaker>but instead of tears>DEMON KATANAS BURST FROM HIS EYES>chop up everyone in the room>chop up everyone at the church>chop up everyone in town>they just keep streaming outblood from his slain enemies hardens into an armored fedora>such begins the journey of the weebing ninja master
I remember when I was 16 I made a character in a freeform RPG. Oh man it was terrible.He was a slaver who was possessed by an evil psychic demon who was selling his adopted daughter into slavery, but not before deciding to just telekinetically rape her in public. Said daughter turned out to be a werecheetah (oh my god I can't believe I really thought that was a good idea) with an orc boyfriend who was really, really retarded. They fuck for literally days in public.Then the first guy's wife, who was literally a goddess with a dress made from her own hair (seriously, what?) came and killed the demon or something.Damn, I was pure 110% refined cancer back then.
>>32688303I know, rite?
Everyone, go home. I have found the absolute edgiest character ever.
>>32688346You should have removed the "h" from "hedgehog".
>>32687012Sounds like a great vilain though, to teh condition that he killed his parents himself. Because if he didn't it could looks like a pathetic excuse for his evilness.>Assholes killed my parents>So I become evil because sadAlso removing the ninja/samurai shit.
>>32688324It's okay I played a grossly min-maxed troll assassin in an rpg as a kid where all i did was murder every potentially fun/interesting/important npc we met and wore faces. I wore a sick black cloak, had two blades "hidden blades" (think assassin's creed), and I never spoke unless I was threatening someone or talking to the only person I loved still alive a little naive orphan boy I was raising. The boy would late be possessed by a demon that was bringing the end of the world or something but that was my GM's decision. I may have also been trying to intentionally ruin the game though.
>>32688361So it would be "Edgeheg?"
>>32688413Why have I never seen this before?
You can't really have edgy without canon-raping fanfiction. That's like a serial-killer without a serie, it just won't do. As such, I propose :>Dark shadow Jesus>The son of God and Mary, 18 years older than baby J.>He was supposed to be the saviour, but he told god to go screw himself.>Satan tried to recruit him, but got scared of him.>Jesus is super jealous of his older brother, but still wishes he could be him.>Dark Shadow Jesus wears a black trenchcoat, fights with a katana, all in ancient Israel. He will conqer Hell, so he can wage war of Heaven.>He broods so much it makes Elric look like Baloo.>He drinks Dr Pepper.>He is a atheist.
>>32688439>Dark shadow JesusThe baby from that Clive Barker game?
>>32688572Weird, I was thinking the same thing.
>>32686992You forgot "is thousands of years old, but from a modern country"
>>32686686I completely, wholeheartedly refuse to acknowlEDGE the fact that someone made this char seriously./thread anyway
>>32686852That's not edgy, that's just 40K.
>>32686992First part is Mary Sue, second part is edgemaster.Good job anon
>>32687345The dude just wanted to play Cloud, and really you've either never played FF7 or have allowed the fandom to taint you (much much worse) but he's got barely any edge in him.
>>32688737Most people that want to play Cloud do not want to play real FF7 Cloud but the shitty fandom version.
>>32687723Super hell sounds pretty metal.
>>32686631First, define edgy.
>>32687793Actually pretty awesome. Although I expected at least an upgrade from double incest to triple incest at some point.
>>32686631Any World of Darkness character
>>32687153>Go hard (ie full Hitler) or go home m8.>implying Stalin wasn't a gorillion times worseThough I guess he wasn't edgy, just cold full blown evil.
Well in the vein of others posting their old chars, I had a darkness mage that got turned into a blob of living darkness and had a cloak made of living darkness and swords made of living darkness etc etc.Over time turned into just a melancholic shadow guy with a living cloak that has personality of an excited puppy and loves coffee.
>>32687056You people must have the smelliest fucking feet if you keep your damn shoes on all the time
>>32688413The fuck did I just watch?
>>32686894I dunno Africa or the middle east seem edgier
>>32689037depends on what kind of maps you use and if we count the states or not. I mean in the US there are a few very edgy states
Drax Deathslaughter> half demon, half vampire nephalim> atheist & hates religion> he hates it so much he will bomb a church or slaughter and orphanage for fun> smoker> euphoric> can't complete a sentence without throwing some swear word> wears a fedora & trench coat> has tattoos & scars over 90% of his body> wields all black katanas forged in the blood & ash> the katanas contains a blood & death gods that demand tribute every time drax uses them > has a lust demon in his head that makes him rape wherever he goes
>>32687087You had me at draenei tail raped. Male or female draenei?
>>32687446That sounds more like a movie Wes Craven would make if he got possessed by Alexandro Jodorowsky
>>32687793Not even gonna lie, this would be a fanTAStic villain to play against. Like, it would be the shittiest PC because he'd just derail anything the GM created, but oh my god I would love to have this guy as a BBEG.
>>32686852The image of a massive, spiny, metal beast of a man carefully sewing faces together into a face-quilt-cape is mad funny.
>>32686631 "If your character is taunted by classmates everyday, and every night is beaten and/or raped by his alcoholic father while his mother sits around dosed to her eyeballs on tranquilizers, you're laying it on kind of thick."
>>32686992Let's POWER THAT UP TO ELEVENAll of the above is the character created for a videogame but the actual player is a parent-less psychotic bipolar CUHRAZEE girl who has superpowers that could annihilate humanity.She's highly reclusive because people could get insane from just looking at her stunning goth/dark beauty. She hates humanity because>all men are rapist pigs>all women are shallow bitchesobviously she has perfect control over her powers, which allow her to turn into whatever she wants, including anon's character, which is her ultimate form, the spirit of a superpowerful extradimensional character she ultimately falls in love with because her love is sincere and not like all those stupid humans.All the enemies from the mary sue world come to defeat them (unspecified why the superpowered mary sue didn't kill them from the beginning if she was never defeated, but maybe she was just cuhrazelee in luv with bitch player).Also there's this other masterpiece of craphttp://myimmortalrehost2.webs.com/
This is was my edgy first PC who later became an interesting character.>Be 16>Acquaintances with my middle school english teacher>He invites me over for a game of 4e D&D with he and his buddies because I was interested in tabletops.>"Here, Anon, borrow my books and make yourself a character. Just so you know, we really need a Striker">Find the Holy Avenger, pretty much just a rogue with divine powers who selectively kills people>Edge all over my pants>Choose human because I'm too original to play another race>Choose Kelemvor, god of Death because I'm metal>Playing Far Realms>Stolen as a child from an evil necromancer father>Watched my own parents get murdered by the people who would later raise me>Raised to kill by a heretical monastery to Kelemvor who believed killing was the best way to honor their god>Also trained to uncontrollably murder anyone who defies death in any wayI played him like an Assassin's Creed character, and through positive reinforcement and encouragement by my group I had all my edges smoothed out. The character later became a Doomguide, pardoned by the church of Kelemvor for his heretical affiliation. By level 30 I became the chosen of Kelemvor for my epic destiny. Didn't play past this because That Guy of the group decided that becoming a lich would be a good idea for his Epic Destiny despite the fact that I kind of had to destroy him, which he knew. I won, fighting ensued and that long lasting game ended.
Alright.>Born to a sadistic slaver and a carnifex on their way to the decadely RapeCon >Mommy takes a bite out of baby at the moment of birth>Daddy jerks off onto it>Their carriage, pulled by naked whores is assaulted by paladins>Mommy opens the Paladin Leader's chest>Puts baby inside. >Proceeds to beat the Paladin to a pulp>Daddy reveals his demonic heritage>His penis grows to the size and thickness of a lamp-post>Starts raping the Paladin Leader (OF COURSE'S SHE'S A WOMAN YOU FAGGOT)>"Dear! I thought you were saving for the convention.">"I couldn't resist, honey, she's just too chaste!">The other paladins simultaneously crap themselves and run off.>Paladin Leader becomes Mommy and Daddy's sex slave.>Baby crawls out of the Paladin's ruined body>Doesn't cry. Doesn't move.>Pally takes the baby and lets it nurse>Mommy breaks both of the Paladin's legs with a nailgun.>Drags her into the carriage>Takes baby too.>TWO WEEKS LATER>They have arrived at RapeCon, the ten-times-a-century festival devoted to the joys and excitement of non consensual luhrv.>Mommy and Daddy reveal their new toy. >It's the Paladin! With a tattoo saying: anal virginity; 100 gold coins. >Due to the magics that the Paladin's order has placed upon her, she can never get pregnant, her holes always shrink back to previrginity tightness....and now since she has shared blood and milk with the child, they have a telepathic link.
>>32690736>(OF COURSE'S SHE'S A WOMAN YOU FAGGOT)I'm dying.
>>32690736>So while she's being raped by anyone who can afford it, baby dearest can feel it too.>FIVE YEARS LATER>Baby is (a little) grown up and is called Fuckhead. >Mommy tests out her newest techniques on the Paladin, and observes the effects on Fuckhead.>Daddy teaches Fuckhead how to flog a slave, and how funny it is when the dirt of the earth think they can esacpe.>Fuckhead slits its first achilles tendon aged three. >Mommy and Daddy introduce Fuckhead to its older sister, Deep. >Deep is twenty-two and is Daddy's first sex toy. >Deep hates everyone and everything in existence. >If she had any psychic powers, it would be a problem.>But she doesn't.>She does, however, have a soft spot for Fuckhead. >They go skipping through battlefields together and play horsey with the dead and dying.>They make body-forts and throw testicles at each other in winter>In summer, they make blood-castles, and shriek and skip as the surf dissolves it.>Fuckhead at long last feels safe and happy.>Well, relatively safe and happy.>Mommy tells Fuckhead not to talk to Deep anymore>Mommy says that Deep is a whore slave and whore slaves don't have the right to speak.>Mommy has a great idea.>"Fuckhead," she says, sweetly, "What's this?", showing him a picture of a cat. >"Kitty!" says Fuckhead.>"No, sweetpea, it's what they call a hair-dryer." >"Hayr dry uhr?">That's right!
>>32690817>>They make body-forts and throw testicles at each other in winteroh lord why am I laughing
At one point I was going to abuse 4e to make a Revanent Tiefling Rogue|Vampire/Assassin. So a double undead zombie vampire thief assassin with a demonic bloodline. Probably would have had some sort of katana or something and I could have gone the extra mile and thrown in the werewolf theme in for a demon vampire werewolf theif assassin.
>>32690817>She commences to misname everything; salt is "telephone", love is "rape", kiss is "facefuck", food is "semen">Fuckhead proves itself good as a test subject. It screams when acid goes into the Paladin's veins. It cries when Paladin's toenails are removed. It weeps when...you get the idea.>Fuckhead also excells in slaving. It is a dab hand with a mancatcher, and even suggested an addition.>"Dadsy, needs more. Is this." >Fuckhead draws a penis in the dirt.>Daddy gazes at Fuckhead, "SON" he thunders, "ARE YOU A FAGGOT?">"No Dadsy. What happens is mancatcher goes about this.">"SON," he roars, "YOU ARE A GENIUS.">So chastity- cbt-mancatchers are now made at the onboard forge.>Meanwhile, Deep is unhappy. One of the many reasons why she's unhappy is because she cannot have orgasms. >This is because Mommy dearest cut out her clitoris and magically embedded it behind her left eye. >The paladin, who is now half-insane and delerious with fear, pain, and cock tells her the only way to release the urge is to have someone put their weenie in the eye socket. >Deep goes and talks to Fuckhead.>"Fuckhead, can you please do me a favour?">"Mommy says you're a whore.">"Fuckhead, do this for me.">"I don't talk to whores.">"MOMMY IS A CUNT.">Slap.>Slap.>Slap>HADOUKEN.>Fuckhead is knocked out and thrown onto his back. Deep rips off his Hot Topic jeans.>"Fuckhead, I'm going to show you what rape is.">She grabs his cock, and forces it into her eye.
>>32686631>Steven Wallis-Hayes>Works in a local convenience store>Secretly a brutal serial-killer/Rapist>And Fecophile>Rapes folks to death with his hardened poops>Is also Bi>Blames his father for not being there
>>32690906>She grabs his cock, and forces it into her eyeWhat hast thou wrought, Anon?
>>32687056You also polish the bottom of your shoes constantly like a psycho?Oh I forgot, you fat fucks drive everywhere, makes sense you wouldn't get your shoes too dirty.
>>32690906>Deep suddenly realises that having her little brother eye-socket-fuck her isn't the best of ideas.>She starts wailing. >Fuckhead starts thrusting.>The Paladin wasn't lying. It DOES feel good. >"Come on you- unf- fucker, impregnate my-ahh- fucking eye-ahg">His seed strokes her optic nerve. >Her orgasm is so electric that even the Paladin is caught in the aftergasm and almost has a heart attack, which was probably partialy at fault of the amphetamines>Deep pulls her head off Fuckhead's shaft, now covered in blood>"How was your first time, honey?">Fuckhead screams a very rude word, because Mommy told him that honey means, "You vile piece of shit, nobody loves you.">They embrace.>Aww, isn't it cute.>After hours hugging each other, their genitals rubbing and Deep screaming in agony (her actual clitoris was replaced by something that injected a very uncomfortable toxin into her womb), Deep has another great idea.>"Fuckhead, let's run away together.">"Where would we go?">"I dunno. Milton Keynes.">Ah, Milton Keynes, the city of lights! Beautiful, romantic, but most of all the murder capital of Great Swindon. >They were ready to go by that next sunday.>Mommy and Daddy interrupt>"Fuckhead! Deep! You sluttish scum! You'll never leave our carriage!">"LIKE HELL WE WON'T!" says Deep.>Deep now illustrates why she is called "Deep.">She lies onto the ground and pushes herself up into bridge position>She withdraws a katana from her kilometre-deep vagina.
>>32690522>>all men are rapist pigs>>all women are shallow bitchesThis made her sounds like Tomoko gone dumb crazy to me.
>>32690736>RapeConwas it held at the Rape Factory?
Whatever your character add a dragon or some ancient evil sealed in his arm
>>32690995>It isn't any old katana, and it isn't any old kilometre-deep vagina.>The former is made from steel tempered by the screams of rape victims, forged in fire stoked by their blood and tears. It can cut through a broadsword like Matt Ward through SoB production>A single nick from this could cause sonic booms of blood, anime-style spurtings...because it's magnetic to blood. >The latter has labyrinthine halls, Fuckhead is pretty sure that there's a minotaur in there, once when he was eating her out, he almost got his tongue chopped off.>Deep stabs Mommy in the throat.>Mommy laughs. "YOU THINK THAT ACTUALLY HURT?! WAHAHAHAHAHAHA~ YOU'RE SO PATHETIC.">Deep begins to stab Mommy. She cuts off each finger. She removes each toe. She shaves off every hair. >The inside of the carriage is now covered in blood. Fuckhead is ankle-deep in it.>Daddy unleashes his demon cock. He points it at Deep, and whispers a magic phrase.>FIRE IN THE HOLE>Before the word "hole" has left his mouth, howeer, Fuckhead has other ideas. He rootles around in his sister's vagina and withdraws an identical vagina. Gulping back terror he says, >"Blessed are You, L‑rd our G‑d, King of the universe, Who has sanctified us with His commandments and commanded us concerning circumcision.”>And because he is untrained in the ways of snipping cocks, he slices madly. >Hava Neglia begins to play in the background
>>32691073>Daddy's now half-attaced foreskin is the size and shape of a greatcoat. >Fuckhead puts it on. He is almost engulfed by its fetid gunk. He's afraid it may consume him.>He takes out an up-to-now chaingun unknown even to the narrator, and shoots Mommy.>Deep screams in rage and fury.>"YOU STOLE MY KILL YOU SONOFABITCH!">She leaps upon him, and kicks Daddy out the window.>They embrace again.>And the foreskin consumes them.>NOT MORE THAN A WEEK LATER>Deep and Fuckhead wake up>They are now inexorably linked.>Literally.>The twenty-two year old with the maze-like vagina has her five or six or seven year old brother attached to her by the torso. >"Dammit," she thinks, "Now I can't have anyone fuck my eye-clit.">They then kidnap and re-enslave the Paladin, who has now taken so many cocks that her Goddess resembles Slaanesh.>Then they walk off into the sunset, towards Milton Keynes. >That's all folks.
>>32691104Is that edgy enough for you, /tg/?
>>32691158Meh.Needs more Hot topic.
>>32691158>Milton KeynesToo far. Have you no decency
>>32691169B-b-but Fuckhead wears Hot Topic jeans.Oh, you mean in the style of Hot Topic, not the actual existence of it. I guess I can write another episode if you guys want me to.
>>32691158psycho =! edgyedgy implies having a bit of cringeworthy element, of the embarrassing, not disgusting kind
>>32691158That was more LOLSORANDUMBXD than edgy. This sort of thing is an art, you have to go far enough to be ridiculous why still making enough sense not to become a fucking bad parody.
I want to take the edgiest and darkest character in this thread, and play them in the blandest and most unexceptional way possible, only mentioning their attributes in passing when it happens to come up.>Yeah, wielding two katanas at once is actually pretty unwieldy, but I can manage. In retrospect, training with them for 300 years in the fires of Hell was kinda dumb. Should have just used a club or something.>Oh, well they're white because they're made from the still-living spines of my parents. Which is a pretty shitty material, to be honest. No disrespect to the folks, though.>I dunno, I'm just into raping pregnant women. Never really put much thought into it. Might be related to my mother forcing me to kill my unborn sister by stabbing her in the womb, but it doesn't really matter now.>Well, I'm questing for the Tear of Infinite Blood, so that I can use its power to become King of Hell. Seems like a career path I'd be satisfied with. Also, I might wind up having to betray all of you to get my hands on it, so sorry about that.>Of course I'm wearing a trenchcoat. It's chilly.
>>32688346Funny thing, some time ago I was paining at the FLGS and sonehow ended up talking about shitty Sanic OCs. Turns out the guy I was talking to was the brother of the guy who created "Coldsteel the Hedgeheg". Apparently he did it to troll people.
>>32691213Okay then. >Fuckhead and Deep, along with the Paladin whose name used to be Chastity, but is now Suck, arrived in Milton Keynes.>They approached the Church of our Holy Mother, which was the church that Suck was sent from.>After a quick trip to a bookshop, Deep kicked in the door.>They cooly walked up to the pastor. >"HEY BADRE" the three of them bellowed.>"IF THE GODDESS IS ALL KNOWING, CAN SHE NOW CONCLUSIVELY PROVE WHY KIDS LOVE THE TASTE OF CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH?">Visibly shaken, the man of the cloth says, "Y-y-yes, he can.">"THEN SHOW US.">FIVE MINUTES LATER>The Holy Mother has yet to prove anything.>Brandishing a three-in-one compendium; the Origin of Species, Dianetics and The Complete Works of Richard Dawkins, Suck says "Surlp gulp gagh sloop colulp" which translates to, "Disprove this, fucker.">The priest said-You know what? This has quickly got boring and I was having a lot more fun writing lolsorandumb rapekilltorture. Whatever, teeg. Y'all have fun now.
>>32688755Which is bullshit, because "Let's Mosey" is Cloud of the year, all yearsIf I saw a guy roll up Cloud, you better believe I'd roll up Barret and call him a 'chocobo headed muthafucka' all day erry day
>>32691298This has been highly enjoyable. Might not conform to puritan standards of "edgy", but it's still fun to read.
>>32686686I think this is the best one in this thread. Beauty in simplicity.
>>32691336It was really really fun to write. I actually did something similar on how to fanfic like a pro.
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>>32688912That's the price you pay for living in the land of deadly snakes, spiders, scorpions, sharks, cone-snails, crocodiles, alligators, bobbit worms, bunyips, yara-ma-yha-hoo, drop bears, face-huggers, killer shrews, killer slime monsters, killer ants, demon slugs, deep ones, elder things, shoggoths, 20 foot long space worms, fire-breathing kangaroos, heat seeking missile equipped mice, the ghost of Hitler, ebola monkeys, landmine mushrooms, dragons made of razor blades, hordes of zombies named Bruce, the late world's most beloved animal show host, super-mosquitoes, toxic kittens, communist aliens, an army of Elvis Presley clones, grenade spitting vipers, sentient lawnmowers, and people with funny accents.
>character is a happy teenager>his girlfriend treats him like shit>he swallows it because he thinks that he does that because he loves her, while in truth he is far to scared to deal with being alone>the day comes in wich his girlfriend cheats on him>he realizes that she did this thousand times before>the thought shatters his mind>he realizes that the month in wich they were together was only an illusion, a piece of thought that he romantized>he cries three days long, until he starts weeping blood>he realizes that not only human interaction and relationships are illusion, but human life also>his mind shatters from the thought that anything but void can exist>he realizes that his ever changing body doesn't hold a soul, but only a form wich is defined by only information>he disbeliefs himself>he disbeliefs the world and goes lucid>the world is now in danger, for he is slowly draining the energy of the gods to channel the most powerful spells>he realized that even if he died, he would come back because if there is chance for existance in infinity it would happen a 100%>his goal is to end the universe and exit samsara, to find a end of suffering for everyone>he wears a fedora
>>32686723If by "good" you mean "severely mentally handicapped" then yeah, It's pretty good.
>>32691478no, that was a version two.
I've already played so many edgy characters. I used to be a real edgelord. Except they actually worked half the time, because I never put myself ahead of the game. I tried to have them at least make some sense.>>32687141Dirlewanger was a retard, though. The only reason he got his SS division was to keep him out of a concentration camp. They actually suffered a loss percentage of over 200% during the Warsaw Uprising.
>>32687934All the internet for Weird All!
>>32691507it's just like my chuuni animus
Reminder that even if you try your edgiest you'll NEVER out edge ophiel.>Dark elf >Blood of pandemonium>Controls shadows because he is DARK>Wants to kill all HOOIMANS>Actually wants to end the world>Dark Elemental>Part of the "soo miss understood non-humans hoimans are so evul T_T"-alliance>Official art is made by a deviant-art "artist"
>>32691690Are you insulting the artist of that picture? Because the art itself is well-made, even if it's not to your taste.
>>32686631A friend of mine once made a shadowrun character that was raised by a lesbian couple, simply so that with them plus the sperm donor he could end up accidentally killing 3 parents in his backstory.
>>32690956To be fair, Americans need to drive. I've got family living over there and have visited several times. Everything was so spread out. Walking everywhere was not an option, nor was there a very good public transit system where I was. There was no reasonable way to get around without riding in a car.
>>32691690That dude has nothing on the Abyssal Exalted.One iconic character has the stated goal "Take a piss on Creation's ashes". And she killed her entire family for shit and giggles when she was 9.
>>32691800Well, that's because exalted is extremely over the top.And as a fun fact most people don't think he's that edgy since his gimmick is "AM EVUL" when everyone tries their hardest to be grey.How about anti-life inquisitor who's into bondage and sees sin?
>>32692123If you're going to troll, at least pretend to give some reasons for your opinions.We expect better of you.
>>32687675Probably a more metal looking hell
>>32692256He is just butthurt because that guy (Wen-M) monopolizes the art of all recent anima books despite the fact that there were better artists working on the earlier ones. Despite having some faults, Wen is cool, he is just not good enough to be the only artist.
>>32691690Ophiel is not that edgy. I mean, he is edgy, but he is more just comical evil than edgy. For the fucks sake, in his miniature he is making an evil laugh like "mwahahahaha". If that's edgy, mojo jojo, the captain hook and other evil dudes are edgy too.
>>32692256>Abuse of photoshop>Everything looks like a figma/doll>Nearly nothing seems alive>Nearly everyone looks the same>All characters are expression less>>32692480All characters in anima are cringe worthy anon. Specially when they talk. You should go and read parts of the "setting" book when people talk, also they're all edgy as fuck and marie sues.
>>32692517I know a lot about anima lore, and they're not all edgy and mary sues. They're all anime characters. It's pretty much the same but not exactly the same.
>>32692548>Anime characters>No edgelords and/or marie suesAnon, please there is a reason why people here always go for katanas.
>>32692579Well, there's also a power ranger I hate him
>>32692614>Hating on based hiro.Why?Someone got to fight him BEFORE the errata?
>>32692723I don't really like any thing more or less futuristical in anima. But I can't tolerate and even like things that are badass like the arm of Lorenzo or the steampunky mechas. A power ranger is too much for me, and despite the fact that I'm normally a fan of joke characters in all settings, I don't find him fun. Just personal tastes.
>>32692757but I can tolerate*
>>32686741I drew a lot of the scribbles that OP used. I shouldn't be surprised that my shitty work is used for nefarious purposes.
I really want to post a picture from Requiem depicting the most hilariously edgy character. The problem seems to be that they, in defiance of common sense, are all the edgiest character.And it is glorious.
>>32693066>Edgiest character>Not fucking THURIMHe was condoned the EDGIEST by fucking DRACULA.
>>32693115Edgier than the samurai?Thurim at least knew how to enjoy himself. All the samurai had was an unhappy quest for vengeance to double murder those responsible for nuking Japan.
>>32693215>All of this eats shitI fucking love Requiem so much. It's so over the top and fun.
>>32688439>Drinks Dr. Pepper>Is an atheistall of my whut
>>32691489Best reply ever+1
>>32687433>Father also didn't use coastersAww Shit...
>>32693066>>32693215>noir is edgyI lost hope in you /tg/
>>32693955>Has never heard of Requiem Vampire KnightI lost hope in you /tg/
>>32688439>he is a atheistkek
>>32694050well now I havethanks
>>32686857Not in my area it isn't.
>>32693955>noir>everyone constantly having a look of "I don't even want to BE here" on their faces
>>32694541>half japanese half vampire half russianevery time
>>32694541>legion of brsinwashed preppy Catholic school kidsI think we've discovered a point of weakness>under attack by Jesus, the Pope and Mother Theresa>five bladed crossbow weapon called The Virginmoan Razor of Astaroth>clumsy, yet can weild a katana and a crossbow>Jesus is a vampirelel
>>32686686So edgy that you can be cut through the screen.
>>32694541>Anastasia Lilith Ravenwing>RavenwingLike I don't have enough of this kind of reasons to burn my Darkshroud and Land Speeders, you bitch!
>>32694948>Still people don't get jesus is a druid
>>32687640>murders rapes>killing Rapes it selfThats pretty hard core but the real question is did he also rape Rapes?
>>32688832I roll a Bismuth Golem. So many edges.
>>32687793just the basic idea of a hillbilly animalistic warlock with the power of biomancy is kinda cool. Or, like, a pc that starts as a normal human fighter then takes levels in Animal. Dude just decided one day he wanted to be a bear. Turns out being a bear is just a state of mind, a skill like any other to be trained. At least, thats what he told the party when they caught him fucking a bear.
>>32688280>>DEMON KATANAS BURST FROM HIS EYESlost my shit right there
>>32686631He is literally made out of the edges of knives. Not knife blades, the edges of knife blades. He can't put on a goddamn shirt without it being torn to shreds. And his name is Dark Lord Satanis.
>>32688439so how edgy is Elric? I read a couple stories and he seemed a little bit sue-ish but a fairly normal sword and sorcery character. Do I just need to go deeper?
>>32697071Other than appearance, the brooding and the evil sword trying to take over his body, Elric's really not that edgy.
Alright, Alright. What about a character that seems edgy but isn't?He's gotta wear a trenchcoat and use a Katana, but there's gotta be a reason behind it.Maybe whatever he kills has acidic/Infectious blood? And they're extremely hard?
>>32691274I'm stealing this
>>32697138>He's gotta wear a trenchcoat and use a KatanaA Japanese person who actually trained in Kendo and owns an heirloom sword. He lives in a cold, wet climate.
Spurned by his despotic father in favor of his younger brother, former Prince Ashamel Ravenwing has returned from exile after traveling to Hell and entering into a pact with a demon, who is actually a fallen angel. Wielding two katanas forged by the literal blood of angels, every swipe Ashamel makes leaves behind a spectral scream of the victims' agony. With his newfound demonic blood, Ashamel is now able to transform into a demon-human-hybrid, in which he's stronger, faster, and has a demonic set of wings. Now Ashamel must fight his father for control of the Ravenwing kingdom, but along the way has to find a way to stop the demon inside him from taking control. Also he finds out he's half-angel and is later able to grow angel wings and shoot holy lasers or something I don't know
Powerful knights that bathe in the blood of the faithful in order to fight demons without becoming corrupted by malign power.Their leader is lost in hell and goes on a murderous rampage whenever he returns to the mortal realm.Wrist mounted blades? Try wrist mounted cannons!Their armour is etched with prayers to a terrible God that has slain countless billions through a combination of direct and insirect sction.. Oh yeah, this God they serve is also stuck between death and life.How's that?
>>32697138It's winter, and you wrap your trench coat around yourself.You're an Imperial Japanese officer. The katana is a decorative sign of rank. Not for any practical use. The rumors that you use it for decapitating prisoners of war is nonsense. They're for the Kempeitai to deal with.
BLOODRAPEHE WAS A MAN WHO WAS RAPED TO DEATH BY BLOOD SO HARD THAT HE BECAME BLOOD... THAT RAPES!HE IS ON A QUEST TO BLOOD RAPE THE KING OF RAPEY BLOOD SO THAT HE MAY OUTBLOODRAPE THE UNIVERSE.Did I mention the blood and rape?
>>32697274A cheap attempt at trying to pose a different viewpoint on a more or less popular aspect of a more or less popular franchise.Also the 40k edge isn't nearly as tryhard - Everybody acknowledges it's shit and disgusting what they must do (Well except Slaaneshi, but there's always exceptions to the rule) while your average edgelord teenage powerfantasy tries to pass every aspect of its shittiness and violent antagonising on as something "good" and worth achieving.>"Yeah, y'know, all these goody-two-shoes? Like, I kill 'um, because there's only evil in this world, right? So that's what we all should live be, like, be evil and stuff."And then he went to hot topic.
Edgemaster Wodahsniap Kradmirg. He's Half-Dragon, 1/3 demon, 1/4 ninja, and 8.8/10 hedgehog. These genes were not meant to merge together; he's the victim of multiple birth defects. With great horns and spines and scales, he has edges on every part of his body, and literally cannot move without cutting himself.He's a pretty cheerful guy who's biggest dream is to be hugged.
>>32686631Watt Mard, lord of retcons and fluff rape.
>>32688439>The son of God and Mary, 18 years older than baby J.Given how old Mary likely would have been as a new Jewish wife in that time period, that'd mean she gave birth at -2 or 3 years or something
>>32688713wait what? oh, well in that case he cuts himself and everyone he loves is dead.
>>32697974b8est m8 in the cr8
>>32686992>>Destined to save the world, then destroy it, then travel back in time save it from herselfFTFY
>>32688413Oh hey I was on the thread where those voices were madeWell aint that neat.
>>326884392/10, everyone knows you can't drink Dr Pepper and be an atheist
Mistress BlueballShe gets off of kidnapping men, tying them up, getting them all hot and bothered, then just leaving them.
>>32687479That's actually kinda cool anon.
>>32690995>>32690906>>32690817>>32690736>>32691073>>32691104>>32691158I don't actually like it, its too blatantly tryhard to be edgy and parodic. The best rage material is the kind you know could be genuine too. This isn't edgy. It's lolsoevil and obvious. Try harder, 2/10 grade on the assignment.
>>32700712>She's not pregnant, I checked.Every fucking time.
>>32686741I read that. I read all of that, and now I need to sit in a corner and cry about the sad state of humanity.
>>32688413My fucking sides
>>32697501That songs like a cheesy comic book character.I like it.
>>32687793Consider this stolen for my future BBEG use.
>>32688346KEVIN ROBINSON GETTING BTFO
>>32697501>>32702253Not that guy, butOH, HE WAS RAPIN' AS A PUDDLE OF BLOOD(KINDA GROSS)OH, HE LISTENS TO NICKELBACK AND PUDDLE OF MUDD(WHAT A PLEB)WHATEVER YOU SAY ABOUT HIS BLOODRAPE POWERSHE COULD SAY MORE, TALK FOR HOURSDON'T BE SOME KIND OF SHAVED APEGET ON DOWN AND SAY HELLO TO BLOODRAPE(sweet ass electric guitar riff)
I once had a character that ignored chocolate milk when he was told to watch it. Once, he even drank it, against their instructions.
>>32686631I had an electric user who hated humanity because her grandparents abandoned her when her powers manifested, she murdered another kid with a pen, was recruited into an evil organization, and lured humans into alley ways before murdering them and talking about how horrible they were.But she did have a 'meow' tic and mellowed in subsequent RPs.I don't know if I made any 2000edgy4000you characters. I had a character who was basically a space marine from not!40K dropped into a city full of meta-humans and he still basically ended up tending to a church with Nanael from Queen's Blade after one of the few badass normal people who was a priest died in a raid.Hell, even the demons who possess mages end up just making fun of their host after a while
How many points does mine get for actually existing?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwPnWczVZhM>Desert Eagle>Unironically wears trenchcoat AND katana>And knockoff aviators>Plays Klaypex to crappy videoshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMrpMyjY5DIhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMVWedRvN8g
I remember designing a character with bloodshot red eyes, black hair that conveniently covered his left eye, pale white skin, fangs for no reason, and a traditional kimono mixed with black plate mail armor. Scars covered his body.He was literally the embodiment of chatoic/evil for a good reason canonically.He pulled out one of the bones in his arm and attached it to the top of his spinal column, removing it and using it as a sword. He had to actively utilize magic to replace the bones and seal any wounds.His attacks included creating a giant, bloody skeleton that would attack the MC, rib bones that would rise up from the ground, coiling the spine around the MC and draining energy from him, and stretching the spinal chord out long enough to stab the MC from across the arena. He also used pure dark energy as a contrast to MC's weapon of light energy.His original weapon was to be a broadsword with a scythe blade attached to the top with a blood red orb covering the tip of the sword.His name was Saikoh, and he was the kind of twin of the MC, Saizoh.I was 14 and a weeb. What do you expect?
Honestly, just go on Gaiaonline's role play board (Barton Town) and dig around for a minute. You'll find some crusty shit there.Pic related: You face when you see the shit on there.
>>32687425Possibly the edgiest videogame I've ever played, but in an awesomely campy, fun way. If anyone hasn't seen footage of Rising, just watch.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBH_Yo5sSEI>>32688413Incredible.Have something similar from an older chapter of 4chan.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJlQjuanJ1ETo my utter fascination, this character became a UTAU-loid, a homebrew Vocaloid.Somehow. What the fuck.
>>32687793>forced to give birth to a daughter>uses male pronouns to define the child laterIs this one of those special cases when the author at the time sucked or was this a tranny? No one seems to remark on the sudden gender swap.
>>32703912Read again. Brother and sister have a daughter, then the brother fucks his daughter and she gives birth to the son.
>>32704066Oh, my bad. Now I feel like a dumbass.
Guise guise, i got it!I've come up with the edgiest character ever!I call it:/TG/
A golem made of children's corpses that has to consume children to heal; he doesn't want to be that way but his master made him so. That is until he eats the anti-christ and decides he likes to eat children.
Keloneth, the second largest city in D'halazar, was a rich place devoid of poverty and the poor. The gothic architecture stretched to the night sky like so many jagged claws, calling to the great yellow moon high above. Stitches walked solemnly along, steadily approaching her goal; a quiet house on the end of the block. A girl with the appearance of a twelve year old, Stitches was normally adorned in grey gothic lolita garb, her silver hair drawn into drill curls on either side of her deathly pale face, grey eyes surrounded by thick smears of mascara. Not this night. Her enemies could be lurking anywhere in the dark, and on this night she opted for a disguise. Her frail figure was hidden beneath a bright pink lolita dress, purple and pink sockings hugging her pale thighs and lace trim hanging from her sleeves and skirt. Her hair had been dyed with a simple mixture, leaving it a bright pink, and she wore blue lipstick and mascara. One thing she couldn't change however, where the stitches that were pulled through her lips. Although they didn't keep her from speaking, they added to her frightful demeanor. Iselor, a vampiric man with the appearance of one in early middle-age, walked quietly beside her. He wore a dapper red cloak that covered his chainmaile shirt and complimented his bright red, short hair. He had a steel mace at his side, waiting solemnly for its use. And then they were there.The house stood before them, a warm glow emanating from its few windows that faced the empty street. For the last several months, the two had been tracking a cult led by a dragon who was intent on resurrecting their false god; a demonic entity from the Subregnum.
>>32697138Hiro protagonist from snowcrash?
>>32708200This house belonged to one of the elite of the cult, one of few who served directly alongside their master and saw personally to the horrors he unleashed. Stitches walked up the window, crouching and peering inside. On the couch sat a young half-elf, his black hair in starch contrast to the clean white couch and walls that surrounded him. This was him. Who they were after. And now he was going to suffer a thousand deaths. The man was soon joined by a young male child who sat upon the couch near him, similiar in appearance and most likely his son. His wife, a dark haired woman in a blue dress, cradled what appeared to be newborn baby in her arms, off to the side, near the entrance to their kitchen, it seemed. Their young teenage daughter was laying on her stomach in the middle of the room, lost in a small book. Stitches sat outside, peering in through the window still, her face scrunched into a livid rage, watching these worthless cowards go about their business. But she had to wait until the time was right to enter. She needed the element of surprise. She needed the elite man before her incapacitated before laying waste to him and his family. And so she waited, and waited and waited, until finally, the children and wife were shooed off to bed and dissapeared upstairs from a staircase in the living room, except for the male child, who still sat next to his father. Stitches watched in shock as the cultist, Ilm, reached over to his son, gripped the sides of his head, and twisted it until his neck broke. The child convulsed momentarily, before going still. Ilm sat as tears streaked down his bright red face, cradling his dead son. Whatever his reason, he was not happy about it. Stitches ducked away from the window, breathing heavily and trying to process what she had just seen. Why? Why had Ilm just done that? She turned the corner to where Iselor stood. She spoke with a voice like sulfur, raspy and scratchy.
>>32708212"He just killed his own son. We're hiding out here, and waiting longer, until the lights go out."Iselor stared quietly at Stitches, a confused look on his face. The two took up position on the other side of the street, in the dark. After a while, the door suddenly opened, and out stepped Ilm with a large dark sack slung over his shoulder. It was hard to see, but he was still crying profusely in the dim moonlight. He stepped to the alleyway near his house and dissapeared in the dark. It was now or never. Stitches drew her small knife and crept forward, Iselor closely behind. She could see him now, kneeling forward to put down the sack. She turned to Iselor, and made a stabbing motion towards Ilm, and then moved both her hands towards Iselor before motioning back towards Ilm. He nodded. He understood. Stitches crouched and walked forward until she was right behind the greiving man. It was easy. He was in emotional dissaray. She reached forward and plunged her knife into his lower back, severing the lower spine and paraylzing both his legs instantly. Immediatelly, Iselor rushed forward and threw himself atop Ilm as he crumbled to the floor. It was easy for the vampire to wrestle the man down, and hit his head repeatedly against the cobblestone. When Ilm was no longer resisting, his arms were bound with rope behind his back, and he was carried inside his house by Iselor. Stitches closed and locked the door behind her, holding her hand against the wall and releasing a burst of magicarus that would seal any cracks. Wouldn't want any neighbours to hear what was going to happen in here tonight. Ilm was tossed against the wall and thrown onto his couch. Stitches stood in the living room, as Ilm's wife appeared at the foot of the staircase above. She was screaming in a language Stitches couldn't understand, but she looked furious and worried.
>>32708224"Come down here!" Stitches shouted. The woman couldn't understand her either. She turned to Iselor and stated, "Throw that bitch down here." He made his way up the stairs and grabbed the woman, slamming her hard against the nearby wall and then throwing her down the stairs. She screamed wildly as she fell, and Iselor was upon her when she hit the bottom.. He grabbed her hair and one shoulder and hoisted her up, before slamming her against the wall once more. Stitches said solemnly "Hold her down so I can bind her as well."The woman was held down, and Stitches tied her arms and legs with rope, and left her lying on the floor near her husband, who was slowly coming too. Stitches stood before him, staring down with her grey eyes wide and her expression stern. "W-what is this! What is this!" Ilm shouted frantically, looking around. "What do you want from us!?"Stitches stared down upon him. "You don't recognize me?"Ilm stammered, trying to get up. "My legs! I can't feel my legs!"
>>32686631>my character is a sociopath with no sense of empathy
>>32708231"Come down here!" Stitches shouted. The woman couldn't understand her either. She turned to Iselor and stated, "Throw that bitch down here." He made his way up the stairs and grabbed the woman, slamming her hard against the nearby wall and then throwing her down the stairs. She screamed wildly as she fell, and Iselor was upon her when she hit the bottom.. He grabbed her hair and one shoulder and hoisted her up, before slamming her against the wall once more. Stitches said solemnly "Hold her down so I can bind her as well."The woman was held down, and Stitches tied her arms and legs with rope, and left her lying on the floor near her husband, who was slowly coming too. Stitches stood before him, staring down with her grey eyes wide and her expression stern. "W-what is this! What is this!" Ilm shouted frantically, looking around. "What do you want from us!?"Stitches stared down upon him. "You don't recognize me?"Ilm stammered, trying to get up. "My legs! I can't feel my legs!"
>>32708248Stitches kicked him hard in his mouth, and then again and again until he was spitting up blood. She turned to Iselor "Get the daughter down here."He nodded and headed upstairs to the screaming protests of Ilm and his wife. The upstairs room was small, but had a door on either side of it. The youngest girl stood before a crib in the other room, staring wide eyed at him. He didn't like hurting children, but he had no choice tonight. "W-who are you?" The girl stammered, shaking. Iselor motioned towards here, "Come downstairs."The girl shook her head, still trembling. She was on the verge of tears. Iselor walked forward silently, and seized the young girl with both hands. He dragged her kicking and screaming down the stairs to her two thrashing parents. Stitches was pleased, but showed no sign of it, her expression still blank. She walked to Iselor, and began hitting the girl repeatedly in the head with her fists. The girl fell from Iselor's hands, screaming and trying to block Stitches with her arms. Stitches grabbed the girl by the hair and dragged her to the centre of the room, her parents screaming for her to stop and leave them alone. She had no intention of that. She hit the girl more, blood streaming down her face, until Ilms daughter no longer resisted. Stitches then reached down and pulled the girl's nightgown off, exposing her shivering naked body. The girl was crying and her voice was slowly becoming hoarse.
>>32708248Stitches pointed to Ilm, who had exhausted himself with his struggles and lay there, a look of fury upon his face as his chest heaved. "Pee on him, you little cunt."Tears streaming down her face, the girl frantically began saying no over and over. Stitches hit her in the head as hard as she could, knocking the girl off balance. She screamed wildly, hitting and kicking the girl furiously until she herself was exhausted. She sat down before the screaming parents, and stared them in the eye. "Terror to my enemies, as I devour them."She grabbed the man's daughter by the hair and dragged her into the kitchen, where the girl was barely able to stand any longer. Iselor stood before the thrashing couple. He didn't like what he had to do this night, but there was no other way to go about it. Compassion would serve no purpose in this Hell. Stitches began beating the girl again in the kitchen, slamming her head repeatedly into the wall for nearly ten minutes until the child's skull finally split. She took her dagger and stabbed at the daughter's face repeatedly, until she punctured deep enough to penetrate the brain and end her suffering at last. She let the body fall to the wooden floor, blood as dark as the night pooling around her wildly messed hair that splayed over her little head. Stitches began tearing up table legs, breaking open drawers and anything wooden she could find.
>>32708284Iselor stood over the exhausted couple, who had spent themselves struggling and screaming, and now lay their wild eyed and panting. After nearly half an hour, Stitches emerged from the kitchen, holding a wooden cross that was fastened from iron wire, nails and broken wood. She stood on the luxorious fur couch in the back of the room, getting Iselor to help hold the cross straight as she nailed it to the wall. Then she went into the kitchen and emerged again, dragging the daughter's corpse behind her. The parents screamed wildly, beginning their thrashing and begging anew. Stitches ignored the screaming and pleading, the begging and crying as she brought the body to the couch, had Iselor hold it up, and began nailing the girl's hands to the cross; crucifying her. She closed the girl's legs so they were both pressed against one another, and binded them with rusty metal wire. She then leaned in with her knife and began cutting the girl's head off. It was difficult to get through the bone and took her nearly three minutes of sawing and hacking, the blood flow not helping one bit. When the grissly piece was done, Stitches stepped back. Her dress was drenched with life blood, and the crimson liquid was running down the daughter's naked body, over her pale legs and dripping all over the couch. The parents were on the verge of unconciousness at this point, but there was one last person to deal with until she moved onto the main offender and his wife. She headed upstairs herself, now aware of high-pitched barking behind one the closed door directly opposite of the baby's room. Probably a small dog, no worries. She went to the sleeping infant, and lifted it from its cradle. She looked away from it as it came too, making odd little noises. Stitches carried the infant down stairs and stood before its parents.
>>32708295Her horrific raspy voice filled the room, "You people took from me, and now I shall take from you, a thousand times over."Their wild screams would be heard from across half the city where it not for the magicarus barrier Stitches had put up earlier.. She took the infant by the leg, and began slamming it down on the ground as hard as she could. It took half a dozen thwacks against the polished wooden floorboards before the baby stopped screaming. She carried the still, bloody infant to the crucifyed daughter before tossing the corpse onto the couch. She ignored Ilm and his wife as they screamed wildly, hurling insults, threats and begging for forgivence all that once. Stitches leaned in and sliced open the daughter's stomach, reaching in with one hand and pulling out everything she could fit into a handful. The intestines, womb, uterus, kidneys and stomach all came out in a gory heap, and Stitches sliced into them with her knife, loosening most of the innards and emptying the girl. She tossed the insides behind her and picked up the baby, using her knife to cut off thick slabs of flesh from the infant. The skin, muscle and fat came off in long, bloody strips, further soaking Stitches sleeves and the front of her drenched pink dress. When the child was mostly skinless, it was stuffed into its big sister's open cavity, nestled within her dead flesh.
>>32708311Stitches turned and sat in the corner of the room. Ilm and his wife were unconcious from their thrashing and screaming. Stitches and Iselor waited an hour for the couple to wake back up, when they began crying and begging again. Stitches walked to Ilm's wife and began kicking her in the face repeatedly, screaming at her in fury. The woman's nose caved in under Stitches shoe, blood gushing out and covering the floor. That's when she struck back. Stitches felt the sharp jolt in her ankle as the bitch bit into her leg. She scream, drew her flintlock pistol from her side and without thinking or aiming, pulled the trigger quickly. A bright flash, loud boom, and a huge cloud of smoke erupted from the weapon as the lead ball was loosed. It struck the woman in her solar plexus, ricocheting off the bone and shredding her throat. She lay there, sobbing and hissing, thrashing about wildly as blood poured out of her nose and mouth. It took several minutes for her to suffocate in her own blood.. Ilm was no longer himself. His mind had been shattered by the sheer brutality enacted upon his family. He was crawling forward towards the window on the other side of the room now, wriggling above like a worm with his legs useless and his arms bound. Iselor grabbed the man and threw him across the room. He landed without a sound, face blank, and began crawling once more for the window.Stitches walked to the man and began kicking him. Iselor joined in. The two beat, kicked and stomped on Ilm for twenty minutes until he was a bloody, bruised and broken mess. He no longer moved, and the death rattle that passed his lips as the air emptied from his lungs signaled the end of this night in Hell. fertig
>>32690817>called Fuckhead.>observes the effects on Fuckhead.why tg, why
>>32686680He draws katanas from his wrists the same way Wolverine draws his claws out.ONLY THE WOUNDS THEY DO NOT HEAL
>>32702960Wath at 5:38 for pic reference
>>32708106The whole text is full of lal, but i spilled it when i scrolled to his feet.
John.A man with no outstanding qualities.
>>32711134It's a bit of a stretch to say that the edgiest thing possible is a sphere.
>>32688821That which is shocking or provocative, but with no true meaning behind it - the intent is only to shock and provoke.
>>32686631Okay, A red and black colored winged horse who uses magic to conjure katanas, and has sex with a immortal body grafter princess, who banished her sister to the moon for 1000 years.*who he later has sex with too).Caries around guns with infinite ammo, but never uses them to fight.The character was a 16 ninja from America before becoming the horse against his will.I shit you not I red a fanfiction about this. Haven't seen anything edgier since.And yes the weapon descriptions took 2k words, and sex/romance/spageti scene where like 8 out of 10 chapters.Lost the link tho, but its an actual thing.
>>32711134Because of these threads, I'm just gonna make my first character like this. Now all I need are friends who play.
Blooddrop the 1000 year old chaotic evil pixie vampire who uses wrist razors and shurikenor a hybrid blackguard + paladin with bipolar disorder, flip a coin on every action
>>32686686How the fuck do you forge bone?Was his parents constructs?
>>32686992>Father is Mephistopheles>Mother was a Queen>Parents were killed by the king of some other kingdom>Mephistopheles was killed by the king of some other kingdomSo this other king was some great hero?
>>32686852That's kinda straddling the line between edgy and metal as fuck...I suppose it would be edgy if you took it seriously and metal if you played it self-aware and over-the-top.Still it's a construct with an iron maiden torture device for a body (unless I read wrong), that's actually kinda cool...
>>32688280>blood from his slain enemies hardens into an armored fedoraFucking lost it here
The picture should speak for itself.
>>32708200>>32708212>>32708224>>32708231>>32708248>>32708269>>32708284>>32708295>>32708311>>32708326God damnit fuck you anon I had finally forgotten about the week where that faggot kept reposting his shitty story and trying to get drawfags to do art for him. Fuck you. Fuck you so much.