http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Neckbeard%20QuestPrevious threadsIf you wish to switch character files, even number must simply suggest PAUSE, FILE SELECT. You may second even numbers in hopes your post lands an even number.Oh boy, what a start.-----You began masturbating and staring right into her eyes. It looks like she's not handling it too well!
... Until you motioned her to the door.
>>32649296Ask what happened to your dog.
>>32649296Finish in her eyes! It's her one weakness!
>>32649296Pin her down and fuck her with a dildo.
>>32649296Let her come closer then jump on her and use the sex toys on her.
The fuck's going on in here?
>>32649296Turn on the Barry White!
Rolled 2Whoopsie, confused arms again.>>32649354Rolling for success
>>32649521Is 1 or 2 success...?
>>32649552I guess now we find out
>>32649552>>32649567I forgot to mention, because I thought it would of just rubbed on for now, that 1 means successful, 2 is failure
>>32649579>2 is failureFUDGEEEEEEEE!!!!!
>>32649579>>32649590I guess that means she uses the toys on us?
>>32649617I think we wait and see?
>>32649617win win situation really
>>32649710SAVE US, NECKBEARD!
"So you planned on using these on me?""Clever, but not too clever."
"Shame the tables are gonna be turned, huh?"
>>32649739"Truly a shame."Wiggle your ass.
>>32649739I NEED AN ADULT
>>32649739Write "Elbereth" on your butt with something, that way demons can't enter it
>>32649739With monotone voice while grinning widely: "Oh no. What are you going to do with those?"
>>32649727"Clever but not too clever" is basically our motto.>>32649739Challenge her to the Sega Saturn! Either Bomberman or some form of pro-wrestling. Winner take all.
>>32649795>Challenge her to the Sega Saturn! Either Bomberman or some form of pro-wrestling. Winner take all.Let's do this.
>>32649834Our wresting name with be Elbereth.
>>32649795This is like the nerd equivalent of Devil Went Down to Georgia
>>32649786You do not have anything to write with.>>32649788>Oh no.>What are you going to do with those?
"Take a WILD GUESS!"Woah ho something went up the poop chute~
>>32649795With only one arm?
>>32649930>>32649795This, if we get a chance. Everyone knows devils can't resist a contest!>>32649936She has to tie one hand up, to make it fair. And kinkier.
>>32649930Clench it with your butt and RULES OF NATURE her over you and out the window
>>32649999Lol. I kind of agree with this.
>>32649994>W-wait! WAIT!>I ch-challenge you to the Sega Saturn! Winner takes all."I accept. Name your game.">Bomberman"I see you're handicapped. We will do this one handed, HOWEVER..""We will also go by another handicap of my choice: We both will play with a dragon dildo up our asses.""Sound fair?"
>>32650110Getting weird but lets do it!
>>32650110Goddamn it, you nerds. You need to name the victory conditions. If we win she can't drain us anymore, we get to bang her normally whenever we want, and our dog is brought back from wherever he went. DEAL?
>>32650110Wait try and trick her into taking a dildo that vibrates distractingly or something. We KNOW these dildoes! Homefield advantage!
>>32650160When I say take all I mean all. Unless you have a different meaning?
>>32650110"That's the only way I ever play! Deal!
>>32650110"That's how ı normally play anyways!"
>>32650179>>32650186These guys get it.
>>32650198I like this.I can make all the troll suggestions I usually have to withhold, and it's just par for the course!
Does your dad know you do these things on his laptop?
>>32650218Welcome to Neckbeard Quest.
>>32654919I can feel the Neckbeard overtaking me.It is a good pain.
>>32650110"Yes but we will use.... TWO dragon dildo in our asses!!!"
Teli, we miss you.
>>32650134>Let's play!You unpack your TV, hook that up. Then you took out your sega saturn, hooked that up too.You are the WHITE BOMBERMAN. The dotted spaces represent blocks. Trust me I am a visual genius.Your move.
>>32659267Place bomb at A6, B4. Retreat to A6, B1.That's how Bomberman works, right? I've never played one of the top-down versions...
>>32659267place bomb at A6 B1 then retreat to A6 B4starting bomb blast radius is 2pray that you hit an "extra bomb" item
>>32659336Your opponent left a bomb at B5,A2. She retreated to B7,A1.Make your next move.
>>32659562Drop a bomb at A4,B1 after grabbing the fire-up. Retreat behind corner again.
>>32659562Intentionally throw, maybe the succubutt will go easy on you if you let her win
>>32659950Black bomber picks up the nearest power up and leaves a bomb at B4,A2, retreating to B9,A2
>>32660152fuckI wish I had ever played this game so I knew what to do
>>32660152plant bomb at a4 b4, wait at a6 b4
>>32660566what we want to do, immediately after a5 b4 is destroyed, rush to b8 a2 and seal in black bomberwait at b7 a1
>>32660152While she's distracted by the game, run away.
>>32660152UNPLUG HER CONTROLLER
>>32660336You regret not playing this game sooner so you'd have a slightest idea of knowing what you did.All while the ridges of the dragon dildo bothers your prostate and furthers your arousal, your arousal making things harder for you to play the game.
>>32660566You plant your bomb at a4,b4-
>>32660634- And take advantage of the distracted demon to run away. This won't last, she'll notice you're gone soon.You reach up to the thread elevator. Be quick, and pick a floor number! (Thread is 3 floors)
>>32660932Stay on this floor. She'll never suspect we never left!
>>32660932Although I have no idea how bomberman works, I have absolute faith in /tg/'s ability to win somehow. While you're out, grab the remote control for her dragon dildo and activate it as a distraction. Return to play.
>>32660956>>32660976Send the elevator to the second floor, but instead of getting on it, go into your neighbor's post.
>>32661095Sounds good, do it!
>>32661095We should check if we can enter it before doing this trick
>>32661244Any of our neighbors should do. At least ONE of them has to have forgotten to lock up for the night.
>>32660932Take the dildo out!
>>32661939no, leave it in.
>>32660956>>32660976You set the elevator to floor 2. You have 5 posts left before the succubus takes notice of you being gone.>>32661244>>32661406Pick a door to begin.
>>32662243leave the dragon dildo in front of the elevatorpick the door of the guy whose arm we stole
>>32662276You feel relief as you pulled your dragon dildo out and left it in the elevator before it closed.Neighbor 3A is locked. You have 4 posts left.
>>32662406>s you pulled your dragon dildo out and left it in the elevator before it closed.Pee on one of the door as a decoy
>>32662502You pee on the elevator door.>>32662454It's locked. 3 posts left.
>>326624063e is the holy grail of /tg/. It shall be our salvation.
>>32662576It's unlocked. You hurry inside and shut the door behind you. 2 posts left until she starts looking for you. You can hear her shout about a 'no good bitch trying to run away'.
>>32662745LOCK THE DOOR!
>>32662745Pull out a bunch of coats and hide under them
>>32662745lock the doorhide under the bedcry silently for mommy
>>32662798You locked the post door. 1 post left.
>>32662906Hide under the sink.
>>32662906call the mods.
>>32662906Take refuge in the bathroom.
>>32662906Pretend to be a lamp.
>>32662906Mix up some chloroform out of cleaning supplies.
>>32662906Write a note mentioning free cake for fiendish entities in apartment 4d.
>>32662955>>32662981>>32663017>>32663025>>32663045>>32663093>>32663133>7 post in a row>All odd.>7 is an odd number.It's a conspiracy!
>>32663133This. Continue to clit-tease the succubutt.
>>32663134You find a nearby piece of paper and pen, and did your best in the dark.
The thread doesn't even have a 4th floor.But it's too late now.
Her search begins now.
>>32663774put your fist in your mouth and curl up in the closet
>>32663774Jerk off and prepare for her arrival.
>>32663774put your fist in your ass and curl up in the closet
>>32663842Slipping your only fist up your ass, you curled up in the closet.So far, she probably took the bait. Better wait in here for a while longer before going out.
>>32664102She's probably already in the closet with us.
>>32664102Is it really YOUR fist up your arse?Is it really YOUR arse that your fist is up into?
>>32664208Yes. Yes it is really up your ass. You can't really move much in this position.Do you want proof of your fist up your ass?
>>32664289Look behind you
>>32664289Play the waiting game
>>32664289>inb4 you're in her apartment
>>32664289Paw around the closet for anything useful.
I wonder what Neckbeard is up to.Does he even exist right now, this being a different save?
>>32664473As it's a new game I'd assume he's just a mundane neckbeard at the moment.
>>32664547>As it's a new game I'd assume he's just a mundane neckbeard at the moment.Unless the realities overlap...
>>32664390It looks like coats.>>32664420You wait, while curled up with a fist up your ass. You are in a state of arousal and tiredness, but your hornyness is keeping you awake.>>32664462You can't really do much while you're already pawing for cheek chocolate.>>32664473>>32664547Characters from a different save are on automatic.
>>32664643Rub cheek chocolate on the walls, once our hand is clean search the coat's pockets.
>>32664666>7 even numbers>5 6s>4 and 2 add up to 6>Total of 6 6s>End of the post is 666>3 is 6/2Satan made this post.
>>32664756God dammit, it's the illuminate.
>>32664666You free your fist from your anus and wiped whatever was on it on the closet walls.You began searching through the coat pockets:COAT 1:35 moniesPocket lintCOAT 2:25 moniesA pack of mint gumCOAT 3:75 moniesEgg vibratorTissue
>>32664844>Take money>Clean self up with tissue>Chew gum.>Steal vibe.
>>32664869>>32664844This, and also put on all three coats. Layers will protect us from the she-witch.
>>32664844>Place all items on one coat>Wear coat full of items.
>>32664915We should also get a tophat
>>32664898>>32664869do this except wipe shit on your lip like a moustashe and when she finds you in the closet bluff her into thinking that your are just some fat mustachioed anon with a limp arm.
>>32664844take all the loot
>>32665365Is 4chan still kill?test post I suppose, and a bump if it works.
>>32664898>>32665044You prepare yourself. There is someone outside of the closet right now.
>>32665435Attack it with the vibrator.
>>32665435Soon! [We wait for now.]
>>32665428Been down for a while, seems to be rolloercoastering at the moment.
>>32665435chew gum more vigorously.
>>32665435Recite holy scriptures to ward the she-witch away
>>32665596>>32665464So we're going to run out, with a vibrator, screaming "The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not weep"I like it.
>>32665464>>32665596>THE LORD IS MY SHEPHERD>I SHALL NOT WEEP
>>32666078Shit my dad went the same way
Your move, Anonymous.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jP0bfi3Yhxs
>>32664643>leaving beardstrosity on automaticsGUYSGUYS I THINK WE FUCKED UP
>>32666091Slap her with our dick!!!
>>32666091Whip her with the vibrator like some sort of erotic Zoro! You've got the mustache and everything.
>>32666091Special: Aroused Hammer Slam - Improved damaged the harder we get.
>>32666091>>32666120, but use vibrator as a lasso.
>>32666091im pretty sure that is just a regular cat girl, and not a rampaging suckabut.we should apologize and ask for her assistance in demon slaying in the name of the emprah
>>32666165and then fuck her?
>>32666165we should calm her down first. A diplomacy attempt that ends with us being sliced into ribbons is a bad diplomacy attempt.
>>32666175she aint an elf, but a cat is fine too
Rolled 1>>32666112>>32666120>>32666154The die will decide your attack!Arousal is making it hard for you to focus! Please wait for the next post roll.
Rolled 3>>326663622 shall be the successful number.
>>32666091Is that catgirl baker minion?
She dodges just barely!Her turn.
>>32666421Perhaps. Yet another reason the end this farce
>>32666440She rips of our dick!!!
Rolled 42???? uses SCRATCH!Accumulating damage.You are now bleeding.
>>32666421probably another catgirl.Given average life expectancy of female characters not named Charlotte in this quest (shut up, Yorick, you don't count) it's unlikely we'll see her again.
It is now your turn.
>>32666472>throw two coats at her>jump out of the window using third coat as a parachute
>>32666472Masturbate and use our healing juices.
>>32666472>Scratch behind her ears
>>32666472this is not the demon we are looking for. Her eyes are glowing the wrong colour and has cat ears.That means she is a cat girl. That means you are attacking a poor innocent cat girl. You monster.
Rolled 3>>32666472Masturbate in front of her.
>>32666472Rub face on ???, hope shit mustache inflicts status effects.
Use CP. Get the whole thread nuked. We have Auto-Proxy on, right?
Rolled 3>>32666482>>32666490>>32666494Indecisive, rolling die
>>32666494This only enrages your enemy even more. She gets so mad, her attack power rises!It is now her turn.
>>32666588>>32666588Blind her with a shot in the eyes.
>>32666588Wipe shit mustache on her lips so she gets e-coli
Rolled 84(Forgot to mention you bled out 10 HP in the last post)???? scratches you some more! Accumulating damage + 20
>>32666649Well, we're fucked.
You lose the loot you took from the closet.
This is what happens when you run away from your demon problems.Dog is dead, anon is dead and the catgirls is probably dead when the demon comes in looking for anon.Everything ded.
You have fallen unconscious.
>>32666687Wake up to Beardstrosity eating our totally legitimately acquired arm.
>>32666687[x]genuflect, apologize prfusely, break down in tears, tell here there's evil demon chasing us in that order
>>32666721yes this is good
>>32666721>>32666733>>32666757>1>3>7the one time we try to do something sensible for a change.
>>32666776Scream about park demons who want to suck our soul like a madman.
>>32666776You woke up. Your face feels sore and your head feels fuzzy.
>>32666806Your screams are muffled.
Use the power of hours of continuous arousal to break out.
>>32666924Look around the room. Find a tool to use.
>>32666982I think anon is in the oven.
>>32667016... No We Are The Oven!
>>32666950Well, you are aroused, but that hasn't freed you from your bindings.>>32666982All the useful tools are out of reach.
>>32667097Bite through your bindings
>>32667097Call upon your dead dog, maybe it became a demon, too.
>>32667146But anon, all (non-demon) dogs go to heaven.Summon celestial hound.
>>32667097Summon the lake troll to free us.
>>32667097Try to undo the ropes.
>>32667216With our luck we summon bridge troll that demands that we piss in it's mouth.
>>32667097Eat the gag.
>>32667216Acquire instrument to perform death metal.
Rolled 2>>32667097I roll 1d2 to see if we still got our legs.
>>32667097Fucking cry because of how pathetic we are.
>>32667146>>32667216>>32669648>>32669786You call out for your lost dog companion with shakespearian verses, all while biting down on your gag and descending into a total freak out.
>>32670590Then you broke out into tears because you are a hopeless pervert with a bleak future. That still is sporting a boner."Oh, you're awake already."
>>32671604No, just pretending.She won't be able to understand us because of the gag but it will make us feel better to be a snide asshole.
>>32671604Start looking at her with confused look... Because she is not the demon girl.
>>32671604I'M SORRYA DEMON WAS CHASING MESHE TRIED TO FUCK MY SOUL OUTAND YES, DEMONS DO EXIST>after short contemplationAND YES, SOMEONE -WAS- WILLING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME
>>32671624"... Right. Anyway, I got us coffee. If I ungag you, will you behave?"
>>32671785We'll behave in exchange for coffee.
>>32671785For once we should at least behave us except for our boner...
>>32671785>CoffeeFine we'll be good
>>32671785>won't kill us>won't maim us>will ungag us>got coffeeso, where's the catch?
>>32671777Over coffee, say this.But with less caps.
>>32671830>>32671878>>32671904>>32671920She loosens your neck bindings and frees you of your gag.
"Now tell me.""What were you doing in my post last night. And why was there shit smeared on my closet wall and on your upper lip?"
>>32672035Hiding from a rapist
>>32672035We were fleeing from a vile succubus! It raped us in the woods and then snuck into our post and made us play video games with dildos. The shit was merely a clever disguise designed to conceal our manly stench.
>>32672035I was running away from a demon who wanted to suck my soul. I hid in your closet and shat myself.
>>32672035Ask her where our coffee is.
>>32672048>>32672058"I understand that, seeing that this is 4chan."
"But what why did you try to cockslap and then masturbate in front of me, since you were running from a succubus rapist?"
>>32672118HOLY SHIT, WHY DID YOU CUT OFF MY ARM?!?
>>32672129We panicked. Sexual combat seemed the only reasonable solution.
>>32672129I mistook you for her, and how else would you fight a succubus?
>>32672129"I mistook you for succubus rapist... It is not easy to see in the darkness if you don't have darkvision..."
>>32672035[Tears] ... [just cry] I'm hiding from a hell spawn. That is trying to rape me and steal my soul.
>>32672150>>32672242>Well, you see.>I panicked, and it was dark. I confused you for the succubus.>And since I wasn't thinking thoroughly, Sexual combat seemed-
>>32672130>HOLY SHIT>WHY DID YOU CUT OFF MY ARM?!?"I didn't, asshole. It's just tied behind you."
>>32672570Good, that's my second favorite one
>>32672570Can I have coffee yet?
>>32672570n-no need to be rude :(
>>32672570 Ah, Well that's good. You wouldn't know any one that can make me another would one? The succubus stole the right one from me.
>>32672570Puh! Good.... By the way, sorry for breaking in your post and stealing your stuff...
We should ask her if she knows how to banish demons.
Why does the catgirl look like Nepeta?
>>32672934Nepeta looks like all catgirls.
>>32672600>>32672608>>32672684>Puh!>Good... That was my second favorite one.>And.. Sorry for breaking into your post and stuff..>... Can I have coffee yet?
"Here.""And I'm not letting you off the hook just yet... But if you be nice and stay quiet while I work, your punishment won't be so rough."She puts the cup up to your lips, tipping it so coffee would flow to your mouth.
Lets not antagonize our new friend, shall we? Appologize for our intrusion and for the mess we made, then offer to clean the shit off her walls.
>>32673456whuh-what kind of punishment?
>>32673456mmm coffee. So What do you do?
>>32673456What did you say your name was? Wait punishment?
>>32673502>mmm coffee.>So what do you- whuh>Wait>Punishment?
"Do you think I'm going to let you scott free? No.">What kind of punishment?"You'll see.">Atleast tell me yourMMMPH"Not right now, I have to start work."Be the cat baker?
>>32673730Wait, the same one the beardstrocity met?Sure, why not.
>>32673755Probably. Same universe new game and all.
>>32673730yeah lets do this, lets bake us some motherfucking cats.
>>32673730Wait patiently for her. Spend most of time to put record how far we can keep up our boner up.
>>32673730Break free when she is gone and clean the place up.
Used my spare time to edit this image.
You are now the catgirl baker.
>>32674359Bake a pretty cake, it's a piece of cake.
>>32674359Nyaa~Then open the shop.
>>32674359Reflect on how happy you are to have a job that you enjoy doing.
>>32674359check on cat stock to make sure you have enough cats for today, but make sure you don't have too much for a catsplosion to happen.
>>32674359Summon[Bake] kitten muffins.
>>32674359Bake a Princess Cake!!!
>>32674489>Kitten muffinsNo, kitten cupcakes.Those bitches will sell like cah-ray-zee~
>>32674359Remove pants. No one will notice while you're behind the counter!
>playing as a slim neckbeardtalk about wish fullfillment in roleplay
>>32674661Her co-workers would.
>>32674710Her co-worker is this guy
>>32674692Well.We're a catgirl now.You're still right about the wish fulfillment thing, though.
>>32674692We aren't Neckbeard right now, though. Dude's busy collecting souls and furthering his grim, bearded agenda.
Bake pretty princess kitten cupcakes?BRILLIANT IDEA!Let's start on what flavor of cupcakes we want.
>>32675592Vanilla cream.Shit... Now I want to eat a cake...
>>32675620>>32675622Lemon chicken, delicious!
>>32675910Breastmilk and cum cake.
>>32675920>>32675964This should be an odd thing.
>>32675620>>32675964I don't think those would sell well.
Rolled 3>>32675620>>326756221. Lemon Chicken>>326757162. Werewolf meat>>326759103. BreastmilkYou aren't lactating, so you'll need a volunteer.>>326759204. Joy>>326759645. Unyielding sadness>>326759706. Lemon and Vanilla
>>32675620I'm with this guy.
>>326760423 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3
>>32676042>3. BreastmilkhmmmLets go to the nearest hospital.
>>32676042>Rolled 3That will be fun...Search for cow girl or buy one of those breast pump.
>>32676042Well, do we even have a volunteer? If not the. Just default to whatever flavors we have on hand.
>>32676124>the. Just then just
>>326760422 then. Breastmilk might be dicey at this time of day
>>326760422. Werewolves are in this season.
You do not have any breastmilk in stock. Convenience and Grocery stores might sell them.>>32676100Cow girls are dry this time of year, aren't they?>>32676124Your default flavors are:LemonYellowWhiteChocolateRed velvetRumCum>>32676154Werewolf meat doesn't sell outside of /x/, and is only available around Halloween.
>>32676209Cum flavored, then. Sex sells.
>>32676209Velvet rum cum. Slogan: like being raped softly by a gentle pirate.
>>32676209>Your default flavors are:>Lemon>Yellow>White>Chocolate>Red velvet>Rum>CumHere's an idea; make six of each. There is no need to limit yourself.
>>32676240>>32676258You decided to make velvet rum cum. You prepare both wet and dry ingredients on the table.Okay, /tg/, can you do better than mama?
>>32676389Fuck yes we can!
>>32676389Mama never baked these.
>>32676389We are an Artiste and the bowl is our canvas.
>>32676389Wait a second.Is that cum in a honeypot?
>>32676389I guess preheat the oven? Sample the, um, hm. Make sure the rum is good.
>>32676258>rapedravished, you unromantic fool. Don't you ever read books?
>>32676630Seconding. "Like being ravished softly by a gentle pirate." Wait, gentle kills it. "Like being ravished softly by a pirate scoundrel."
>>32676465You are going to need to look up the recipes for red velvet and rum cupcakes, and combine them. The cum will probably go into the icing, along with more rum.
>>32676580You sample the rum. The rum is delicious.To what degree do you preheat your oven at?>>32676816You take note of this.
>>32676867This baking stuff is crazy. We'd better sample some more rum before getting really into it. A few shots, at least.
>>32676867OK I got this everyone stand backVelvet Rum-Cum Cupcakes“Like Being Ravished Softly by a Pirate Scoundrel.”Ingredients:CUPCAKE:>3 2/3 cups all-purpose flour>1 3/4 teaspoon baking powder>1 1/2 teaspoon salt>1 cup (2 sticks) unsalted butter, softened> 1 cup buttermilk, room temperature>2 cup sugar>¾ cup sweetened condensed milk>2 Tablespoon dark rum>5 eggs, room temperature> 1 teaspoon cocoa powder > 1 1/2 cups vegetable oil> 4 tablespoons red food coloring > 1 teaspoon white distilled vinegar > 2 teaspoon vanilla extractSYRUP/GLAZE: > 1 cup sugar >1/2 cup water >1 1/2 cup dark rum> 2 Tbs Thick Pirate CumFROSTING: >1 cup (1 stick) unsalted butter > 4 Tbs dark rum > 4 2⁄3 cups confectioners’ sugar > 2 Tbs Caramel (like the Ice Cream topping or you can follow the directions for Burnt Sugar> 2 Tbs Salty Pirate Cum
>>326771531. Preheat the Oven to 325F. Line 4 (18-cup) muffin pans with cupcake papers.2. Combine the flour, sugar, baking soda, salt, baking powder, and cocoa powder. In the bowl of your mixer: beat the butter, sugar, oil, buttermilk, eggs, food coloring, vinegar, and vanilla with a handheld electric mixer until fluffy. Add the condensed milk and the rum. Slowly stir in the flour mixture until blended. Beat in the eggs one at a time until combined. Add the sifted dry ingredients to the wet and mix until smooth and thoroughly combined.3. Transfer the batter to the prepared pans and bake for about 15 – 22 minutes, until a toothpick inserted in the center comes out clean. Leave the cakes in the pans to cool about halfway and then allow them to finish cooling on a cooling rack.4. While the cupcakes are cooling, combine the sugar, water, and 2 Tbs Thick Pirate Cum in a saucepan over medium-high heat and cook, stirring, until the sugar is dissolved. Remove the syrup from the heat and let cool for about 5 minutes. Stir in the rum and use immediately, while still warm. Pour rum syrup over the cakes. Make sure they are totally covered and it sets into the cupcakes, but do not allow the cakes to have messy rum syrup over the outside of cupcakes. Let the cupcakes set for a bit before frosting5. Put the butter in your bowl of your mixer. Mix until light and creamy. Slowly add about half the Sugar and the Salty Pirate Cum, a little at a time. The frosting should get light and fluffy. Add in your rum and continue to mix then slowly add the rest of the sugar. Carefully add in some caramel. Taste and adjust your ingredients as needed and make sure you have the consistency of frosting which you best like to work with.6. * NOTE – to make this Child-Friendly omit the Rum in the Frosting (add milk or another liquid) and just skip the glaze on top of the Cupcake and just go straight to frosting. Also do not feed cum to children.
BETTY CROCKER HAS TAUGHT ME HOW TO MAKE RUM FROSTING FOR CUPCAKES:>1/2 cup unsalted butter, softened>2 cups powdered sugar>2 tablespoons milk>1 teaspoon dark rumAnd since appearently we're adding cum to these, I'd say about 3 Tablespoons should do it.
>>32676890You preheated the oven>>32676970You sampled a few shots of rum. Getting kind of buzzed.>>32677170You then proceed to do as what was instructed because fuck me I'm too lazy to illustrate that shit.
>32677201Pause , file select
>>32677201Don't forget decorations! Remember these are Kitten Cupcakes.
>>32677311New File let see what we can do this time without much screw ups
>>32677355>[CUTSCENE]oh boy, here we go..wait, 7 souls? We got Miko, Ogre, Armor-ghost-whatever thing, two dogs, who else?
>>32677432>>32677380What happened to the glorious overflowing neckbeard ?
>>32677432ACCEPT YOU FOOL
>>32677469This is Anon, one of our minions.
"ANIKI HELP ME"
Oh fuck I completely forgot about best characters Yorick and Garush.
"OH SHITS ANONS I AMS OF COMINGS"
[/CUTSCENE]Read the file name.
>>32677553Neither, pick Beelzebub
>>32677553Neckbeard master race
>>32677553Thread is autosaging, but archived to the current point.
>>32678031Thanks for the heads up, starting new thread soon.