Twitter: https://twitter.com/MercCommandArchive:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Cyberpunk%20Idol%20Management%20QuestOther Works:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Valkyrian%20Mercs%20Questhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Pararescue%20Witcheshttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Magical%20Girl%20Hunter%20Questhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=gundam+build+fighters+questROSTER AND STATS: http://pastebin.com/DZZMy4nfLOADOUTS: http://pastebin.com/G7rMnbVZFACILITIES: http://pastebin.com/w2rX1XgeINFLUENCE: http://pastebin.com/kJbKpBhbYou are the PRODUCER, a former soldier hired to manage a group of teenage girls on their rise to stardom, assuming they don't get killed in the process!You're... you're not quite sure what to think at the moment. Technically. Lila worked for a rival idol company and on all accounts would have been an enemy. But... nobody deserved a fate like that, getting cut to pieces by some psycho. Certainly not her. You've already sent Stig to drop of K-Zwolf at the crime scene to sniff it out. The place was still crawling with cops, and you'd rather not make a scene. Meanwhile, Himawari was busy breaking into the police network to intercept anything their investigation could dig up.You really haven't told any of the other girls what had happened. You're not certain you wanted to, but you definitely know Julie knows, and she might tell them herself. She seemed to take the news pretty hard, too.>Check in on K-Zwolf>Check in on Himawari>Check in on Julie>Other
>>32643042>Check in on K-Zwolf>Check in on HimawariCheck on both at the same time. Get a conference call going.
>>32643042> Check in on Julie
>>32643042>>Check in on HimawariIntel
>>32643042>Check in on K-Zwolf>Check in on Himawari
If we give condolences we should say"She's singing and dancing with the angels now. A star in the stage, that is the night sky."Damn, that sounds melodramatic...
>>32643042>>Check in on K-Zwolf>>Check in on HimawariAlso Merc, you need to update the statsRin has 9 Morale and all our combat idols have Heavy armor 1 and Julie has Heavy Armor 2
>>32643042>Check in on HimawariSee what the police already have.
>>32643232Yeah, just no. Sorry anon.
>>32643042>Check in on Julie
>>32643042>>Check in on Julie
>>32643232Eh, that really overdoing it."We at Clover Entertainment offer our most sincerely apologies. While we are competitors in the idol business, it's never easy to see any girls to get hurt.We would like to extend an invitation to a coalition of idol groups that are working to hunt for the killer. We cannot restore the dead back to life, but we can avenge them."
>>32643232How do you say that kind of crap to a grieving family.
>>32643347Why even dress it up? Producer is a straight shooter, he'd just give condolences then offer to join up to take the fucker out.
>>32643271Whoops, I did update it. I just forgot to put up the new pastebin.>>32643042You head for the computer center, where Himawari is busily tapping away at at her workstation. Her screens are a flurry of activity as she sifts through piles of digital data."So have you gotten into the police network yet?" You ask."I was in an hour ago." Himawari shrugs. "Their firewalls are garbage and their internal filing system is atrocious. No wonder they never seem to get anything done.""Do you have anything to show me?" "Well, I've managed to pull surveillance footage of the surrounding area shortly before and after the incident." Himawari says. "Not much, though. Whoever this guy was, he knew where the cameras were and made sure not to look at any of them directly.""Anything else?""Autopsy reports. But let me warn you, it's not pretty. They have pictures included.""I've seen some shit. I can deal with it." You nod. "Is that it?""So far. I have to really dig through a lot of crap here." Himawari frowns. "Just warning you though, the deeper I dig, the more chances they have of detecting my intrusion.">Keep going.>I think we have enough for now.>Other
>>32643456> Keep going.We need to know more and we believe Himawari can handle it.
>>32643456Do we really need anything else from the cops other than the survillence videos and autopsy reports? Doubt it.>I think we have enough for now.
>>32643456>>Keep going.>We didn't hire some two bit hacker, we got one of the best didn't we?
>>32643456>>Keep going.I want my nat 1's.
>>32643456"Keep going." You say. "Let's see if we can find out more.""All right." Himawari nods and returns to work.>roll 1d20
Rolled 6>>32643765Lets do this
>>32643784"No... no... no... YES!" Himawari says excitedly as the tapping of her keys picks up in tempo. "Now we're getting somewhere!""What did you find?" You ask."Private details they never released to the public." Himawari says, and a list appears on the closest screen and you give it a quick read.>Coroners have managed to analyze the type of cuts made to the victims and traced it back to a rare, military grade monomolecular blade.>There are only two vendors known to sell this item: Toha Heavy Industries and Marc's Military Surplus.>Suspect has intimate knowledge of both standard and advanced investigation techniques. All crime scenes have shown almost zero foreign material that can be traced back to the suspect.>Due to knowledge of city infrastructure it is a high likelihood that suspect is native to Delta City, or was at least a resident for an extended period of time.>Unfortunately, no distinct pattern to victims has been found, aside from the fact that they all work in the idol industry. None of the victims have direct relation to one another. >There is no evidence to support theories that the killings are covers for covert idol assassinations.Huh, that seemed to be helpful. You already recognized a potential lead in Marc. Maybe he might know something, since he did tend to sell a lot of hardware without asking questions."Thanks a lot, Himawari. Let me know if you find anything else." You nod."No problem, Producer.">Check in on K-Zwolf>Check in on your idols.>Review Himawari's intel.>Go meet Marc.>Send condolences for Lila's death.>Other
>>32644129>Check in on K-Zwolf>Check in on your idols.
With the potential of the Danger Room, do you think we should put our Idols under training to resist torture/interrogation, both physical and psychological as well as help them confront their fears? We cannot trust that other companies will provide the same level of treatment of as we have treated theirs. I imagine "2 Days in Hell" would suffice. One 24 hour period would be for the generalized aspects of interrogation, and the final 24 hour period would be tailored for the idol undergoing the exercise. The Tombs trio should be fine for the general aspect of the first day due to where they were raised, so we could spend more time on the psych., or personalized aspect. The major problem is whether we should tell them beforehand so they are mentally prepared for the exercise, or don't tell them (via bag over the head).Hell, one exercise I imagine fucking their mind is to show a hardlight thug abuse hardlight idols (resembling our girls), and then execute them, in front of the girl undergoing the exercise, in cold blood (maybe with splatter effects) when "P-San" can't come up with the ransom.
>>32644129>>Send condolences for Lila's death.>Bring Flowers
>>32644129>>Check in on K-Zwolf>>Check in on your idols.We can review stuff later, personnel stuff first
Rolled 10>>32644129>>Check in on K-Zwolf>>Check in on your idols.Well send our condolences once we get some data.I say we share it with Horizon as a show of goodwill. That will be our condolence gift.
>>32644150I don't really like the idea. Morale drop is to be there as well as an earful from everyone on staff
>>32644150No. That's a terrible idea, especially not telling them. Even SERE is voluntary. The psychiatrist would punch Producer in the dick if he tried it.
>>32644150There are too many damn things that can go wrong even if Producer is in the same room in disguise to make sure they're okay.
>>32644129>Send condolences for Lila's death.Also, supporting this one:>>32644154
>>32644150Jesus....their is a lot that can go wrong with that and major morale drop.
>>32644150That's almost monstrous.
>>32644337I'm afraid to ask what you consider to be monstrous, anon...
Rolled 7>>32644257Just punching would be getting off lightly.More suplexing and liberal stamping upon his nutsack.
>>32644129>>Check in on K-Zwolf>>Check in on your idols.Lets not drag this thread out too much, please. P-san can multi-task! I think.
>>32644129>>Send condolences for Lila's death.
>>32644150Interrogation/torture exercise is a no go.Helping face their fears might have some merit.
>>32644129>Check in on K-Zwolfand>Send condolences for Lila's death.
>>32644129You decide to check in on your idols and K-Zwolf. As you make your way to the dorms, you link up with Stig and your Cyber Hound."Stig, are you there?""...""Come on, Stig, can you at least talk over the comms?""What Stig means to say is that we're a block away from the crime scene and K-Zwolf has already been deployed." NEMO says helpfully. "Ah, thanks." You grin. "How's Stig been treating you? I know he's always been a firm believer in manual control.""Oh, I'm just sitting back and analyzing his driving habits." NEMO chuckles. "I haven't had an opportunity or reason to take control of the vehicle yet.""WARNING. HOSTILES DETECTED." K-Zwolf growls. You immediately switch to his optical feed and you see what he's talking about. You see what are no doubt DeRosa's girls skulking about the crime scene, no doubt also trying to glean clues.>K-Zwolf is stealthed. He'll be fine.>We don't want to cross paths with them. Pull back.>Other
>>32644129>Check in on K-Zwolfand >Send condolences for Lila's death.We should let Jenner head this.
>>32644535>>K-Zwolf is stealthed. He'll be fine.We believe in you!
>>32644535>K-Zwolf is stealthed. He'll be fine.
Rolled 14>>32644535>>K-Zwolf is stealthed. He'll be fine.No reason for hostilities here, Wolf. Be careful.
>>32644535>We don't want to cross paths with them. Pull back.
>>32644535>K-Zwolf is stealthed. He'll be fine.Also, get ready to call DeRosa, or maybe call him straight to make sure we don't attack each other.
>>32644535>K-Zwolf is stealthed. He'll be fine.We already have most of the clues we need, but we can always try for more.
So what if this murderer is actually controlling a non-humanoid robot?
>>32644647We let Faylnn molest it
>>32644647A better question is whether we should capture or kill?
>>32644647Now that would be interesting.Also, I just came up with a random idea. What if we modify the police data to point to DeRosa and "leak" it to the open web. This will get DeRosa into a lot of trouble and swarmed with enemies, and misdirect everyone away from the real murder for us to capture.
>>32644718That's in bad taste man.We are a Idol group that follows the rules. We don't play dirty unless we have to
Rolled 3>>32644708EMP Bullet.Scan and reproduce copies. The original goes in for the bounty.
>>32644708Capture, if the murderer is human or robot they need to answer some questions.
Rolled 13>>32644535"K-Zwolf. Continue your recon. Just don't leave stealth mode and do not engage. Is that clear?""AFFIRMATIVE."K-Zwolf then crouches lower to make its profile smaller and it creeps forward slowly, its sense greedily taking in any and all data it can find. >roll 1d20
>>32644734I know it's distasteful, but we have to see this opportunity and advance our long term goals.Another idea, now that we know the murder's MO, we can perfectly replicate it and sneak in a couple DeRosa girls murders and everyone will assume that it's the murderer.
http://www.batoto.net/read/_/248695/the-idolmster-p-san-ni-ama-sugidesho-rin-chan-doujinshi_v1_by_world-threeSomething to pass the time while we wait for merc.
On a lighter note, Merc who is 'bigger'? Jenner or Lilith (seen the twitter post with the bust rankings)
>>32644857Wow, really? RIP K-Zwolf.
>>32644857I'm just gonna leave now.
Rolled 11>>32644857Of all the fucking things to roll you fucking asshole
Rolled 12>>32644857We fucking had it! WHY!
>>32644857RUH ROHYou got 3 STAR POWER. Do you want to use one to negate the 1?>Y>N
>>32644890Why anon? I cannot think of a non-lewd reason for this?
Rolled 9>>32644927YGod dammit Loki
>>32644949because that twitter post raised the question I'm sure everyone had on their minds
>>32644890The idol bust ranking is nice to know, but is useless without a known upper or lower limit.
Rolled 10>>32644989The lower is known.Rochelle is flllllaaaaat
>>32645002True, but what about the girls in between like Melissa. Is she a C or D?
>>32644989Rin being a canon Idol Master character is a baseline (I believe pretty average in general)
>>32645029So all anons know about what we're talking about.The idols ranked by "size". Julie > Melissa > Rin > Cole > Sparky > Niko > Morgan >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rochelle
Rolled 9>>32645029Morgan is probably smaller than A due to needing to pass off as a guy.Sparky and Niko around ARin and cole probably B. Rin in particular is 80B.Mel, Cand Julie. D
>>32645081I think Morgan is an A considering the distance between her and Rochelle.Sparky and Niko are probably a large A or small BI think Mel might be a C or Large BI Think Julie is a large C
>>32645114How about Cole?
>>32645130Same a little smaller then Rin but not by much?
>>32645081B for rin sounds about right, as being a thing that uses japanese girls the average is around there with C cup girls (Ritsuko, Miki though she's seemingly borderline) being above average.As far as the two women at the office, I'd figure they'd both be Ds at least, not much more of an idea than that.
>>32645166Wait, is Rin's data using the Japanese scale or the American scale? If the former, we need to do conversion.
>>32645192Maybe American since Rin does not look veery busty
>>32644927STAR POWER USED2 POINTS REMAININGK-Zwolf manages to creep through between the snooping idols, but there are a few close calls, like one young idol who seems to have sharper than normal senses. Every so often she'd glance at K-Zwolf's direction, causing the Cyber Hound to freeze in response."Hey, wait a second." You narrow your eyes. "K-Zwolf, raise your head."K-Zwolf follows your instructions, and you can see something interesting from its optical feed.A camera. You quickly cross reference with the city municipal cameras and see that it's not listed, meaning it had to have been installed by some third party. Looking at where it was pointed, it was looking straight at the alley where Lilia's body was found.This could be a potential jackpot right here."K-Zwolf, can you retrieve that camera?""UNNECESSARY. SENSORS INDICATE THAT IT RECORDS DATA WIRELESSLY.""Can you trace it?""DATALINKED TRACED. NETWORK SECURITY DETECTED."You nod and forward the intel to Himawari to look at. >Keep looking, K-Zwolf.>You did enough. Get out of there.>Other
Rolled 20>>32645192No ideahttp://www.project-imas.com/wiki/Rin_Shibuya
>>32645192No idea, I just assumed Rin was US B, you should ask the guy I quoted. That the two Cs don't look like japanese Cs
>>32645235>>You did enough. Get out of there.
Rolled 15>>32645235>>You did enough. Get out of there.
>>32645235>You did enough. Get out of there.
>>32645192Damn bust size international conversions...>>32645235>You did enough. Get out of there.
>>32645235> You did enough. Get out of there.We've had close enough calls. Himawari can handle the rest.
Rolled 10....This is some sick pay to view idol killing shit isnt it.
>>32645239That B is her blood type, not cup size, and bust measurement alone doesn't paint a complete picture
Rolled 4>>32645305An 80 bust measurement is around a B.
>>32645357Not always though, though it does sound about right in this case. What it means that girls with that sort of frame have Bs (the B measurement is under the boobs not over them)
>>32645235"You did enough, K-Zwolf. Get out of there." You order."ACKNOWLEDGED. RETURNING." K-Zwolf immediately disengages and makes its way back to the SUV.Satisfied, you cut the connection and enter the dorms, but don't find anybody in. You check the schedule again. Most of the idols were at practice, but you see Julie left a note saying she was in the Danger Room.Curious.You head down to the Danger Room. The red light above the door is lite, indicating that there was a simulation in progress. You ignore and hit the override. The door slides open and you see Julie inside, absolutely wailing on a poor practice dummy. If it had been a real person, you suspect it would have been mashed into a meaty pulp by now. She so focused on the beating that she doesn't even notice that you've entered the room.>Go talk to her and see why she's so bothered.>You probably shouldn't interrupt her.>Other
>>32645525>>Go talk to her and see why she's so bothered.
>>32645525>>Go talk to her and see why she's so bothered.>Be prepared for counterblow
>>32645525>>Go talk to her and see why she's so bothered.Healthy communication is the first step.
Rolled 15>>32645525>>Go talk to her and see why she's so bothered.But dont surprise her.Call to her from a distance.
>>32645525>>Go talk to her and see why she's so bothered.Do so carefully as trying to get too close might result in the producer being beaten.
>>32645525>Go talk to her and see why she's so bothered."I think I have an idea why you are upset, and I wanted to let you know that I'm... hurt about this too."
>>32645525>Go talk to her and see why she's so bothered.>OtherOffer to spar with her. Work out that aggression.
>>32645633Oh yeah, this too.
>>32645633sure that works
>>32645525going with this:>>32645633
Merc, can we get P-san's charsheet?Also, shouldn't Julie be a bit more muscular?
Rolled 6hope we get a chance for the condolences after this
>>32645525"Hey, Julie, something bothering you?" You ask."Oh, Producer!" Julie blinks and finally lets off on the poor training dummy. "Um, nothing much. Just working off some stress, that's all.""It's the fact that you've got stress to work off that's concerning me." You sigh. "Something tells me this whole Idol Killer business is personal to you in some way.""I... yeah, I guess you can say that." Julie frowns."You mind telling me why?""Eh, well, It's not something I talk about with just anybody..." Julie's face goes red and she looks away.Heh, it was rare to see Julie flustered like this."All right, then how about this." You pull off your tie and shuck off your coat, rolling up the sleeves of your shirt. "A quick 1v1. I win, you tell me what's on your mind. You win, and I won't bother you about it.""Um, okay." Julie blinks. "Are you sure?">Absolutely.>Nah, I was just kidding.>Other
Rolled 18>>32645837>>Other"Does it matter? Lets go it anyways. If you really don't want to say anything at the end, I won't press you."
>>32645833Yeah, I hope so too, but it wouldn't be the first time /tg/ showed that cha/wis were their dump stats.
>>32645837>Absolutely.Time to brutalize LAPD-chan
>>32645837>>Absolutely.Nothing to lose.
>>32645837>Absolutely, now prepare to die.
>>32645863Supporting this.Also add "It's been too long since I had a good spar."
>>32645863I'd prefer this.
>>32645837"Does it matter? Let's go at it anyways. If you really don't want to say anything at the end, I wont' press you.""All right, your funeral." Julie says a bit smugly as she brings her arms up in a fighting stance. "Let's go, Producer!">Go on the offensive.>Let her attack first.>Other
>>32646049> Let her attack first.
Rolled 13>>32646049>>Let her attack first.
>>32646049>>Go on the offensive.No need to play nice
>>32646049>Go on the offensive.
>>32646049>>Go on the offensive.
>>32646049>>Let her attack first.
>>32646049>Let her attack first.The objective is to work off her stress, not to win.
>>32646049>>Go on the offensive
>>32646049>Let her attack first.
Rolled 11>>32646049>>Let her attack first.
Rolled 19, 9, 19 = 47>>32646049You decide to go on the offensive, lunging in and ready to strike. You knew Julie tended to be aggressive, so you figured putting her on the defensive would throw her off. >roll 1d20
>>32646239>two 19'sDamn, she mad.
>>32646239Man did this just happen?
>>32646239those 19s, ouch. Bet she countered.
Rolled 12>>32646239Welp, police brutality here we go
>>32646249Unfortunately for you, Julie seems to see you coming and quickly backsteps, so your first punch falls short of her. She then lunges forward and plants a fist in your gut causing you to double over. However, in her haste to attack, she's overextended herself, giving you a chance to retaliate.>Grapple>Headbutt>Other
Rolled 20>>32646366>HeadbuttShe'll never see it coming
>>32646386I think a few of us (me included) have lost our rolling privileges...
>>32646366>Grapple>OtherGrab her arm, followed by a trip.
>>32646366>>32646386>>32646403Yeah I'm gonna go with a headbutt here
>>32646366>Headbutt>>32646403The Dice Gods have spoken
Rolled 6>>32646505>>32646517So just based off dice.You'd headbutt and likely break the nose of an idol under our employ.An idol who needs looks to do her job.
>>32646541reminder: this is /tg/ we're talking about
>>32646541What's a broken nose or two between friends?
Rolled 9, 3, 16 = 28>>32646366"Nice move, but it's not good enough!" You say, powering through the roiling pain in your gut as your arms swoop in and wrap around Julie, attempting to pin her in place. Julie immediately begins wriggling to try and break free.>roll 1d20
>>32646590>>32646597Julie tries to struggle but you lock your augmetic arms in place. Sure, it was kinda cheating, but Julie was monstrously strong, so you don't consider it that much of an advantage. After all, you were barely holding her in place."Give up yet?" You ask."Barely even getting started!" Julie responds.Well, you could continue trying to keep her pinned until she tired herself out, OR you could try and throw her for a loop...>Continue to try and pin her.>TICKLE ATTACK>Other
>>32646659>TICKLE ATTACKAnd then the Producer went to jail for statutory rape
>>32646659>TICKLE ATTACKthis will be the most amusing optionuntil Lilith hears about this
Rolled 6>>32646659>>TICKLE ATTACK
>>32646659>>TICKLE ATTACKAll is fair in love and war. Hell, pinching can be considered similar.
>>32646659>OtherLet her back up and get back into stance. The point is to blow off steam, not to win.
>>32646671I wonder what Lilith quest would be like...
>>32646659Let Julie try to get out herself. SHe's tough. We just need to show her how tough she is especially since she will going after the killer>Continue to try and pin her.
>>32646659>Continue to try and pin her.
>>32646704>The adventures of cleaning up the aftermaths of the well meaning producer stumbling and the idol's reactions.
>>32646659>>TICKLE ATTACKThis should be fun
>>32646659>>TICKLE ATTACKconsidering her mindset she wouldn't see it coming, but Producer should brace himself for any flailing about.
Rolled 16Inb4 the girls are watching
>>32646765>Inb4 the girls are watching"I can explain">followed by therapy session in Lilith's office"What, again?"
Walking in on Producer while he has Jenner and Lilith clones in different costumes should be very fun for him to explain.
>>32646818>Our hacker finds Producer-chan fanfiction circulating on the web>Being speculating which idol wrote them>it was actually Jenner
>>32646659"Well, Julie, I know that you've been in your fair share of fights... but have you ever had to defend against a TICKLE ATTACK?!""Wait, wha- AHAHAHAHAHAH! OH GOD AHAHAA!" Julie laughs uncontrollably as your fingers do their diabolical work. >roll 1d20
Rolled 6>>32646859Nat 1 incoming
Rolled 1>>32646859Gods help us if we fail.
>>32646878SO ZETTA SLOW
>>32646873You are the hero we needed.>>32646878You don't get to roll.
>>32646878Dodged a bullet there, Tribunal. Looks like your plans failed...
Fun fact: it's currently theorized that ticklishness evolved to help the young to learn to protect their vulnerable spots - since common ticklish areas include the armpit, the back of the knees, and the belly.
>>32646878>>32646893Damn that was close. What the hell would have happened if we got a double 1?
>>32646878>>32646893Too late thank god!>>32646871NICE!
>>32646927We catch an elbow to the face.
>>32646927We get knocked out like how Sam took out Jager The Knightpuncher.
>>32646927we grope Julie's breasts and end up pinching her nippleswhile all of the other girls are watching
>>32646871You know, it would have been the absolute worst thing if somebody were to suddenly walk in on this scene. You, a grown man, tickling a teenage girl that was not really related to you. Good thing there weren't any cameras in the Danger Room.And then you hear the door slide open.You turn to see both Rochelle and Morgan standing at the door, carrying a multitude of weapons. No doubt there were here for some shooting practice. Rochelle is standing there with a shocked look on her face, while Morgan just looks at you with a flat curiosity. >Neither of you saw anything.>I can explain this.>Wanna join in?>Other
>>32646973>>Wanna join in?This is not the worst thing you walked in on.
>>32646973>Wanna join in?lets make Lilith even more busy
>>32646973>Wanna join in?
>>32646973Merc Command, you bastard. You're just trying to make Lilith's job harder!
>>32646973>Wanna join in?As if there wasn't another option.and add>Other"This is just another way to non-lethally take down a target."
>>32646973>>Wanna join in?We're way past the point of no return.Lets keep going and see what happens.
>>32646973>I can explain this.Yes...yes we can.
>>32646973>>Wanna join in?>>32647006What of it?
>>32646973>Other"This is not real, only a danger room simulation"Want to join in?
>>32646973*BZZZT* WELCOME TO DANGER ROOM. I AM OPPONENT_PRODUCER VERSION ZERO POINT THREE. WOULD YOU LIKE TO BEGIN A SPARRING SESSION?
>>32646973>>Wanna join in?
>>32646973> Wanna join in?
>>32646973>I can explain this.>But before that, wanna join in?
>>32647006Just think of it as Lilith earning her pay.
I've since given up on the notion of romancing lilith, between the screen tiem disadvantage and anon making her facepalm daily....
Rolled 10>>32647192Makes things simple at least.
>>32647172R: "And then, when he opened the door, he was tickling Julie!"L: "Oh! That's very serious... I should pro-"R: "Why didn't he ever do that to me?" [buries her face in her hands]L: "Oh boy..."
>>32647006>>32647172Damn, it's a good thing we got a good therapist for all the stupid stuff p-chan does.
>>32647192>anon making her facepalm dailyWell, is that really a bad thing? Also it would help if they stop Pushing Giant Red ButtonWonder if I did that right...
>>32647216That girl ain't right...
>>32647238Yeah, Merc Command only has himself to blame for this.I'm not even bothering to vote. There's no way out of this.
>>32646973>I can explain this.
>>32647278Know what, the point of questing is to have fun.And really, there is no explaining this.
>>32647212Yeah Jenner isn't bad and she seems to have the patience of a saint. And better than an idol.>>32647238some girls don't go after guys who seem to be hell bent on turning idols into headcases.
>>32647192But with Idol problems we can see more Lilith
>>32647391>turning idols into headcasesName a major thing we've done to cause this.If you say combat, welcome to what you signed up for.
>>32647442>more reasons to hate Producer gives her more screen timeShe never had a chance, did she?
>>32647391>settling for non-idol assistant>pleb
>>32647442you're proving my point about /tg/ being social retards.>>32647456morale lowering mess ups, not major (YET) but it could add up unless fixed.
>>32646973"Wanna join in?" You say as smoothly as possible."Is this a normal thing you do here?" Morgan turns to ask Rochelle."No, No it isn't." Rochelle sighs then grins, pushing her glasses up and cracking her knuckles. "But I am NOT passing this opportunity up!""Hey, Roch, what are doi- AHAHAHAA OHGODWHY." Julie wails as Rochelle's fingers join in on the assault on her body.Morgan just shrugs and squats next to Rochelle, observing this entire, odd sight."Hm, Aunt Litvya has always told me about tickle torture techniques but I had no idea they were so effective. I must reevaluate my opinion of her.""AHHAHAHAA, I'M GONNA KILL GWUAHAHAHA YOU ALL!" Julie says as she flails about on the ground."All right, we better stop before she suffocates." You say say, standing up."Heh. Never knew the big bad Julie had such a fun little weakness." Rochelle chuckles. "Maybe I should tell Melissa-""Do that and you'll be eating out a tube for the rest of your life." Julie grumbles as she gets back up to her feet, trying to regain some dignity."That was an excellent showing." Morgan nods, giving a thumbs up."I didn't ask for your opinion!"Finally, with things settled down, Rochelle and Morgan go off to do their intended practice on a simulated range. You and Julie take a seat near the back on some artificial but very comfy hardlight chairs."Anyways, Julie, mind telling me what's on your mind?" You ask."...sure." She sighs and closes her eyes. "Ask away.">Did you know your parents?>What was life like in the Tombs?>What's your beef against the Idol Killer?>Other
>>32647469>not wanting Jenner>pleb
>>32647491>>Did you know your parents?We seriously need to adopt the Tombs trio.
Rolled 2>>32647491>>What's your beef against the Idol Killer?
>>32647469Fucking an idol would be bad news, that and Jenner certainly isn't plain. That and women>girls
>>32647491>"No, No it isn't." Rochelle sighs then grins, pushing her glasses up and cracking her knuckles. "But I am NOT passing this opportunity up!"Wow. Just wow.>Did you know your parents?>What was life like in the Tombs?>What's your beef against the Idol Killer?I want to ask em all. Even if they are kinda heavy.
>>32647491>What's your beef against the Idol Killer?>Other"I'm guessing something about the idol killer is really pissing you off. Might have something to do why you are so set on JUSTICE?"
>>32647491>>Did you know your parents?We know he life in the Tombs was fighting and justice so the first and third are what I think might be best
>>32647172>>32647238Guys, guys what if making Lilith facepalm after we tell her how much we care about not just the idols but our fellow employees has made her fallen for us but she is unable to really express it. She may be good about figuring out other girls' feelings but stumbles upon her own.
>>32647490>What's your beef against the Idol Killer?>What was life like in the Tombs?>Did you know your parents?That order.>>32647490The Cole morale thing is a non-issue as far as I'm concern. The Rochelle was Anon being fucking stupid hur dur PRODUCER STRONG. So I'll give you that one.
>>32647492>not wanting best girl Cole>full plebian
>>32647491>Did you know your parents?>What was life like in the Tombs?If we are gonna ask these question. We should re word it and just ask about her family and life in general.>Other>Did you know/have any family back in the Tombs?
>>32647491>>32647562Bloody linking how do they work!?
>>32647567This.Cole is perfect daughteru.
>>32647604>daughteruHere's the key word in this.
Rolled 7>>32647567Cole is for adopting.As is julie and maybe mel.
>>32647491>>What's your beef against the Idol Killer?
>>32647643Nah. Melissa seems pretty independent unless there is a hidden soft side to her.
>>32647528It'd only be news if she was under the age of consentand if we got caught
>>32647643I'd adopt Colewith muh dickkk
>>32647643I would unironically adopt the shit out of Julie and Rochelle.They'd be the best.
>>32647656She found that she likes sweets
>>32647491"So... what was life for you like down in the Tombs?" You ask. "I mean, I know you and Cole and Melissa are from there, but I've never recalled any of you really talking about what you've done down there. Did you have family? How did you live down there?""Oh, well..." Julie sighs. "Life in the Tombs is tough, especially for children. It's all about survival down there. For a lot of people, kids are just liabilities, or something to exploit. My parents... my real ones, were in the former camp.""They neglected you?""You can say that." Julie nods. "More like, they just let me do my own thing. As long as I brought back food and money, they had no problems with me sticking around.""And that SWAT armor?""From a cop.""I thought there were no cops in the Tombs." You frown."Well, if you would believe it, once up on a time, Delta City did try to to enforce law and order in the Tombs, though I think you can guess how that turned out." Julie sighs. "But anyways, there was still at least one cop down there, fighting the good fight, protecting the innocent, and all that, and he seriously had his work cut out for him. But... he was the nicest guy I knew, besides you, of course.""Uh huh." You nod. But you know, a cop wouldn't get sent down to a place like the Tombs without some serious baggage.""Maybe." Julie nods. "But to a lot of us in the Tombs, he was a goddamn saint. He kept the thugs and pimps away from me, and he taught me everything I knew.""And what happened to him?" You ask.(cont)
>>32648054"What happens to everybody who stays in the Tombs." Julie smiles sadly. "You can fight all you want, but eventually the Tombs will get you one way or another.""I see...""It wasn't anything epic. He was just trying to stop some dirtbag from beating up his girlfriend. Asshole was carrying a gun, and he just wasn't fast enough. Kinda funny, really. I could've considered him a surrogate father of sorts, but I never even learned his name." Julie laughs bitterly. "From that moment on I swore I'd be like him. I'd fight evildoers and give them a good taste of JUSTICE."Ah, things were starting to become a bit clearer now. Julie's first role model was a cop, and she was doing her best to emulate him.>I think he'd be proud of you, Julie.>Be careful, Julie. There's a fine line between doing the right thing and going overboard.>Other
Rolled 11, 19 = 30>>32648083>>Be careful, Julie. There's a fine line between doing the right thing and going overboard.Justice-Chan pls
>>32648083>>Be careful, Julie. There's a fine line between doing the right thing and going overboard.But so far>I think he'd be proud of you, Julie.
>>32648083>>Be careful, Julie. There's a fine line between doing the right thing and going overboard.
>>32648083>Be careful, Julie. There's a fine line between doing the right thing and going overboard.
>>32648083>I think he'd be proud of you, Julie.>OtherHe was more than just a cop, he was a hero. But sometimes you have to be as careful as much as being a blunt force for justice. In the real world, it's not only about catching the bad guy, but also collecting the proof that it was really him, so that scumbag can go to jail forever.
>>32648083>Be careful, Julie. There's a fine line between doing the right thing and going overboard.>that picGlad she went boom.
>>32648083>>I think he'd be proud of you, Julie.
>>32648083>Be careful, Julie. There's a fine line between doing the right thing and going overboard.But>I think he'd be proud of you, Julie."Don't try to be exactly like him. You aren't him. Be Julie. Do what Julie thinks is right, not what the 'Julie who is trying to live up to somebody she admires' wants to be right. You have to be in control and do what makes sense and doesn't get yourself or other people hurt."Then headpats.
>>32648083>I think he'd be proud of you.> OtherWe need to show her about finding evidence, proper police protocol, CSIs and that sort of thing.
>>32648083>OtherShe shouldn't try to copy him, instead, she should find her own way to fight and dish out justice.I am having a lot of difficulty putting my idea in to words..
>>32648083"Be careful, Julie. There's a fine line between doing the right thing and going overboard." You warn. "Don't try to be exactly like him. You aren't him. Be Julie. Do what Julie thinks is right, not what the 'Julie who is trying to live up to somebody she admires' wants to be right. You have to be in control and do what makes sense and doesn't get yourself or other people hurt.""Ahhhhh, I'm not sure what you're trying to say there." Julie chuckles. "But I'll keep it in mind. "Well, I guess what I'm saying is that you've got to find your own form of Justice, not blindly follow somebody else's." You say. "Don't let things get to your head, okay? One person's hero can be another person's menace.""Heh, okay." Julie gets up and stretches. "Thanks, Producer. I... I never really talked about stuff like this anybody before. It felt kinda nice.""Well, if you want to talk, I've always got an open ear." You smile.Julie gives you wave as she leaves, but not before exacting a bit of revenge on Rochelle by poking her in the sides as she's trying to line up a shot, causing her to flinch and miss her target. Cackling, Julie dashes out of the room before Rochelle can retaliate.Girls.>Check in on Himawari.>Go see Marc.>Send condolences for Lila.>Other
>>32648448>>Send condolences for Lila.Time to bring the flowers.
>>32648448>Check in on Himawari.I give zero fucks about sending condolences. We can give them the body of Lila's killer to show our respect.
>>32648448>>Send condolences for Lila.>Bring Flowers
Rolled 13, 16 = 29>>32648448>>Send condolences for Lila.
>>32648448Things that are safe to do with guns: A lot of thingsThings that are unsafe: Holy shit, that
>>32648448>Send condolences for Lila.>>32648473"My condolences. She was a nice girl. Let's get that fucker."
>>32648448>end condolences for Lila.sad day.
>>32648448>Send condolences for Lila.If the Producer for Horizon isn't Shiroe I will murder someone.
>>32648448>>Send condolences for Lila.Could we get this out of the way before we do anything else? We don't even need to do much about it--just send a bunch of peace lilies to their office.
>>32648565...Say, won't that mean that Horizon has Akatsuki?Well, time for a bunch of not!loli shankings.
>>32648448>Send condolences for Lila.
>>32648585>>32648565I seriously hope Shiroe is not the producer.
>>32648515Wait, crap, that was almost a haiku:My condolences.I liked her, um, she seemed nice Let's get that fucker
>>32648448"Jenner." You say, keying your comm."Yes, Producer?""Can you arrange a letter to be sent to Horizon and Lila's family? I understand Lila's funeral is supposed to be a private affair, and that we've only met her once under not ideal circumstances, but she was a good girl who shouldn't have met her end that way. Can you get that message across?""Right away, Producer." Jenner says. "I'm sure they'll appreciate it."Well, that was one issue down. So many more to go.>Check in on Himawari.>Go see Marc.>Other
>>32648690>Go see Marc
>>32648639I bet she has a high dancing skill.
>>32648690>Check in on Himawari.>>32648705Let's double check our intel before asking Marc. He might get offended, or not even remember who he sold to.
>>32648690>Check in on Himawari.
>>32648690>>Check in on Himawari.Let's see that intel and act upon it.
>>32648690>>Check in on Himawari.
>>32648448>>Check in on Himawari.
>>32648690>>Go see Marc.Let's gather all of the evidence first before having Himawari process it
>>32648690>Check in on HimawariI don't want to damage our sponsorship with Marc without proper evidence that it was him.
>>32648690>>Go see Marc.Monomolecular blades are pretty unique merchandise. Maybe Marc has a good enough memory to tell us who would buy such an item?
I don't think Marc has a role though he might have an idea of who bought it.He seems more a gun person than knife person.
>>32648793Also, to be honest, does he seem to be a person to give a crap who he sells to? Or even remember or keep track? It would be better to approach him once we have Himawari's intel straight.
>>32648793Have you considered guns that shoot knives?
>>32648769We're not accusing him we just want to see if he can point the finger at anyone who bought a knife from him.
>>32648722>>32648769No real, offense. We are not directly accusing or blaming Marc or knowingly supplying and aiding a serial killer. Just looking for some information.If he sold weapons to someone, who are using them to kill Idols, he might actually want to help us catch the person, even if he doesn't know/remember who he sold it to, he must have some sort of log of sales or cameras in the store. And then again, he might not have sold it to the person we are even looking for.
This doesn't have anything directly to do with anything, but I think the ED-209 guarding Marc's shop is the one Falynn used to have before it got compounded.
>>32648829Are you kidding me? He probably keeps a list of everyone in case he miscounted the money and forgot a dollar.I'm not kidding, there was a mission into a bandit and monster-infested zone because someone owed him nine dollars.
>>32648690You decide to check in on Himawari and how much evidence she's been gathering so far, so you return to the data center."So, Himawari, how are things going?" You ask."Well, I managed to break into the server containing that camera footage." Himawari says. "We really lucked out here. It's not on city records, and the server hasn't had much activity for a while. Seems to me like the owners of the building set it up and completely forgot about it.""So do we have footage of the killer?" You ask."Even better. We have a face." Himawari bring sup a video of a hooded man hurriedly leaving the alley. He gives a few looks around to make sure he's along, and one of those movements brings his face perfectly in line with the camera lens."Facial recognition?" You ask."Already run." Himawari says. "No hits on criminal databases, but I did get hits on, get this, MILITARY networks, but the info if blocked and my query nearly got red flagged. Whoever this guy is, he's a combat vet like you and he's got a serious past.""So, what are our options here?" You ask."Well, if you want to keep pursuing this, I'd have to try to break into a military database, which is a couple orders magnitude above a local police station. Or, you could go try asking Marc about that knife, unless you happen to know anybody with enough security clearance to grab those files.">Try and hack them.>I'll talk to Marc. >See if any of your old war buddies might know anything.>Other
>>32648972>I'll talk to Marc. This narrows things down considerably. Take the photo and ask if Marc has seen him.
>>32648972>I'll talk to Marc.I'll eat my hat if Marcus doesn't keep a list of customers in case someone owed him like nine dollars or something and needed to send a squad of mercenaries to get it back.
>>32648972>See if any of your old war buddies might know anything.This really only begs the question: why would an ex-military vet start killing idols?
>>32648972>I'll talk to Marc. >See if any of your old war buddies might know anything.
>>32648972>See if any of your old war buddies might know anything.What are friends for.
>>32648972>>32648988SecondingWe should ask Jenner or Stig to talk to their old war buddies, while we follow up on that lead with Marc.
>>32648972>>See if any of your old war buddies might know anything.
>>32648972>>I'll talk to Marc. >>See if any of your old war buddies might know anything.Narrow it down
>>32648972>Talk to MarcThis should really help. Thanks, Himawari"
>>32648999The murders are some sort of "message" to idol companies, but it's kinda vague as to what they're trying to tell us.
>>32648999He applied for the same job opening as producer-san and is disgruntled he didn't get it.
>>32648998If the ATF still exists in this cyberpunk future--and they probably do--he probably has some Form 4473 copies filed away. That gives us basically everything on the purchasers of whatever firearms go through that shop--names, addresses, birth dates. We grab those like the Russkies did in Red Dawn, and we know who has purchased firearms in the general area for the past few months. I don't think we can ask for them, though, since it's all private information and comes under jurisdiction of a federal agency.
>>32648999A) shock soldier programming gone wrong (see that one ep of GitS:SAC)B) related to how Idols are doing things that mercs/ex-vets typically doC) related to A but hired by someone to do so intentionally.
>>32649043>>32649058Baseless speculation time?What if it's an ex-soldier whose military brat daughter wasn't accepted to be an Idol? It seems kinda far fetched for it to be some Idol-obsessed veteran that went full Mark Chapman.
>>32648972>>I'll talk to Marc.We have a face to show to him now.
>>32649070I doubt Marc gives a fuck about ATF backend. Him being 50% of the suspect pool isn't great for his public perception, even if he ended up being the one who sold it.He'd want the whole thing wrapped up like a beef brisket at a jewish deli and buried like Jimmy Hoffa.
>>32648999Maybe Idol Mercenaries popping up everywhere taking all the "jobs" and being treated as pop stars, while a retired military man might dislike that shit. Kinda like the whole 'Vietnam Veteran' thing that went on. Kinda like, I served my country for 10 years out there, and come back home with people calling me a murderer, nothing really to show for it except pieces of metal on my uniform, and unable to get a decent job with my skills because everybody wants a "Cute Idol Mercenary". To be honest being a Mercenary is an actually shitty career. You are a paid killer. People probably thing you are crazy, or are scared of you. Your employers don't really care if you live or die most of the time, and will likely try to cheat you of your pay or maybe a complete scumbag. And then boom! Idol Mercenaries everywhere. If I was a veteran mercenary I would be kinda like "What the fuck is this shit." This is a just inference and guessing really.
>>32649117I dunno, there's a lot of mentally ill people who stalk and hurt celebrities. Give one of them military training and things could turn out very badly.
>>32649117I think that fits into the anime-ness just fine.We're not in for much of the traditional cyberpunk tropes or whatever.
>>32649144I am thinking like Rambo from First Blood, who just finally snapped.
>>32649214So a old friend of the producer?
>>32649144Yes, because you'd totally not want to pay Hotel Moscow types for their services--I mean, it's not like they're hardened combat vets that can improvise a bomb out of duct tape and pinball machine parts, and are absolutely not afraid of committing atrocities, making your life a living hell.Not paying a mercenary group is like withholding meth from a tweaker junkie that hasn't had his fix in the last six hours: it doesn't end well, and there is a strong possibility of anal rape, both in the figurative and literal sense.
>>32648972>>I'll talk to Marc.Also ask Jenner if any of her old friends can shed some light.
>>32649231It happens. A mercenary can still die like any other person. A surprise bullet to the back of the head. >>32649223That would be a something crazy.
>>32648972>>OtherTHE BOSS can help us.If he can grab us a harbinger, he can grab us this intel
>>32649368AgreedTime for BOSS to show his power
>>32649368>>32649239>>32649020>>32649008I think what we do at this point is.... investigate things, but only with people we trust not to blab it.That means friends and close colleagues first.>Jennerwe consider bringing it to The Boss, because while he can help, he may also take that information and run with it, or play it as a card at a higher level.>Marc and the knife - warn him that this may be some shit, see if he can get him to point us in the right direction. we may not want to put our supplier at risk because of asking dangerous questions, and the risk of souring relationships.Then branch out to old, trustworthy war buddies. At the same time, see if we could recruit someone for the base - one favor for another. We could use a drill sargeant for the girls, we don't have someone to oversee their combat training besides ourselves>Himawari: take that footage off the camera. If we found it, someone else can, and we want the bounty for this fucker. Also check to see if anyone else accessed it.>false information to the other hunters, maybe?
>>32649414How about the guys at Zenith? They seem to be willing to split the reward if we work together.
>>32649414Are you really saying you don't trust a old SF friends? Really/
So how much influence do you think we hold in the Tombs?
>>32648972Well, you could always try contacting some of your old war buddies to see if they could help you out. There is one person who immediately comes to mind. The problem, though, would be actually getting in reach with her. You're simply not sure whether the contact number she had left behind was still valid or not. If anybody would know what you're looking for, it would be the Captain. The phone rings a couple times before somebody finally picks up."I had a feeling you'd call me up eventually." You hear a flat, but very serious voice speak. Yep, it was definitely the Captain you remembered."Captain." You say politely and respectfully. Heck, you almost salute on the spot until you remember that you're on a voice-only line. "I have a favor to ask.""Oh? What could it be?""I need you to run a facial recognition on this person." You say, forwarding a picture of the suspect. "His info is locked behind a military firewall and I need to bypass it.""Hm, this seems simple enough. If I do this, do you mind taking care of something for me?" The Captain asks."Like what?" You ask."You're the Producer of an idol company, right? I just need somewhere to lay low for a bit.""The term 'lay low' has a lot of negative connotations to it." You say cautiously. "What kind of trouble are you in?""Not really trouble, just some inconvenience." You hear the Captain clarify. "I might have attracted the attention of certain very nasty mercs that I need to deal with. I just need somewhere I can set up safely. Do you think you can do it?">You got a deal.>Sorry, I don't want to get involved.>Other
>>32649592>>You got a deal.
>>32649592>You got a deal.
>>32649592>Other>Who are these mercs? >You got a deal.
>>32649592Odds on mercs being the same ones that Melissa want to kill?
>>32649592>OtherWho are these MercAlso willing to train idols as well?
>>32649592>>32649592>You got a deal.Awesome, we're getting the Captain!
>>32649592>Who are the Mercs>Also Willing to help train our Combat Idols?I feel it will be kind of funny to have the Producer salute or become formal when she is introduced to our idols.I sense teasing
>>32649645Cole and Nico might tease us.Rochelle comes from a military family background, so she might be nervous or ecstatic.Julie, Melissa, Rin and Morgan might be indifferent.
>>32649592I sense Rochelle will become a fangirl of sorts to have someone who Producer respects here.Melissa will have some sort of respect due to her mods I think.Not sure how the others will react
>>32649592How long? Maybe we can explain it to our girls that our old Captain has agreed to train and teach them a bit.>You got a deal
Curious of who Merc's basing the captain off of.
>>32649592Wait, is this the full Borg Captain referenced earlier? AKA the major from GITS?>You got a deal.>OtherNeed help with them? If they are after you, that last thing they'll expect is a idol group ambushing them. We can use an extra favor.Also, if you hang out here, might as well share your experience with the girls, and give them a good role model. We have a fully functional danger room to play around in.
>>32649592"You got a deal." You say. "But, you think you can be a bit more specific on who these mercs are?" You ask."We're investigating some Russian mercs who might have ties to espionage rings." The Captain says simply. "Simple as that.""All right..." You say, not quite convinced, but you believe it's something you can talk to her in person about. Even if she did tend to be cryptic, you knew the Captain would never withhold genuinely crucial details without good reason. "Also, since you already know I'm running an idol company, you think you can train my idols with some of your um... skills while you're here?""Sure, if I've got the time. Let me run this data for a second.The wait is almost agonizing.>roll 1d20
>>32649705Oh come on, why does this thread get so many ones?
>>32649705Oh boy...we sure worked up a Hornet's nest...
>>32649705Whelp, Star power
>>32649705Uh oh!You have 2 STAR POWER. Would you like to use one to negate this 1?>Y>N
>>32649719>YDon't want to trigger bad red flags
>>32649713dumbasses rolling for the hell of itThe Merc cursedumbasses rolling when they shouldn't.>>32649719>>Y
>>32649749Yeah, we should ask about them, and offer to help.
>>32649719>NI think it would be interesting to see what happens when her search fails.
>>32649775No need, we'll probably have to deal with them when they find out where she's hiding
>>32649801Eh, same thing. Different order.We should have Sparky mine the base up with claymores. And emp charges in case we're up against tech or borgs.
>>32649719>STAR POWER USED>You have 1 point left!"Okay, I got it." The Captain says. "Forwarding the data to you now."You frown when you look at the profile you're given. The face matched a Lieutenant Eli Walters, formerly part of the US Army. Even worse, the guy used to be part of the Special Activities Division, one of the blackest of black ops around. Whatever he did, it was some pretty serious shit.And to make things even worse, the profile suggested that he was also at least 60% augmented. Possibly even moreso since he was dishonorably discharged for unspecified reasons.But.... you have a face, and you have a name. That's a pretty good starting point, for all intents and purposes. Now you just have to track the fucker down.>And that's it for tonight! As always, next thread will be next week! Don't forget to catch the relaunch of PJ Witches on Sunday, and Gundam Build Fighters on Friday!
>>32649892Nice thread, Merc!Time for delicious side-ties tomorrow.
>>32649892Thanks for the thread.And wow, we didn't drop out before the end?Seems kind of weird
>>32649892Nice thread, though about that Jenner and Lilith question, who is bigger?(if the captain is based off the major including her wouldn't be fair)
Okay, better late to the party than never.From what I can get from the early thread, No interrogation exercises for our girls, but Fear training is a possibility.
>>32649892Soooo, from least to biggest, what do our idols' busts look like?
>>32649892>PJ Witches on SundayBest witches are coming back.
>>32649918Wasn't it answered near the beginning of the thread?
>>32649931And on Mercs twitter....
>>32649931>>32649939Well, so it is.
>>32649939Yeah, but it wasn't very...useful due to the lack of the upper limit for Julie. The closest we could guess for her was either an American C or D.
>>32649939Hence the question about Lilith and Jenner.That's the thing about answering a bust size question: It invites more.
>>32649892Quick question Merc, why do you always make a new pastebin instead of just updating the old one?
>>32649963What if a new guy decides to read archives and checks what kind of equipment they have at that point in time?
>>32649931>>32649939Wait, where's Falynn on the list?
>>32649963I asked that many times during VMQ. He never answered.MERC! You can edit pastebins!
>>32649971it doesn't list staff
>>32649971He ranked "Idol" bust sizes.
>>32649971She's not an idol?
>>32649970Waah? But really if people are running through archives not many (if any) are looking at those until they hit a live thread.And there's more than enough bitching between people to tell who got what when.
>>32649984Nope, tech girl, though some morons were like "Let's make her an Idol"Himawari would be pretty upthere though, being based on the curviest Vividred girl.
>>32650003Yes, I know that...
Himawari would hover around the top 3. Falynn is pretty flat so she'd be around Morgan tier.And let's just say Jenner and Lillith are pretty much tied.
>>32650067>Falynn is pretty flat so she'd be around Morgan tier.Still not Rochelle.
>>32650067Heh, thanks for answering that question.
>>32650067So I'm assuming they will beat our Idols in which maybe Julie can somewhat compete?
>>32650082Being Rochelle is suffering. I had a weird dream where they gained offensive nicknames like from Persona 4 Arena.I think Rochelle's was the DFC Commando or DFCC
>>32650082Rochelle is flatter than a high-school student.That's sad.
>>32650155depends, some guys like slim figures.
>>32650165True but >>32650163is also sadWell at least its not getting to her, so good for her