You are Shax Bonemurdered, and you're finally back home! It has been an adventure, but you did it. You got the thing. You stopped by Auntie's place and got chided at for several hours, and a messenger from the Dragon Lady showed up and told you to meet back with her fairly soon. You hope she enjoyed her wedding night! Goblins don't really have weddings. You wonder if you could ever wear a pretty wedding dress like that? It might be nice! But you don't really know who you'd have at your side...>Shax's Stuff! So you can keep track: http://pastebin.com/U3hKZfAd>CURRENT ADVENTURE PARTY: http://pastebin.com/tZ3saVGK>ABILITY TREE: http://pastebin.com/aBfqv1vP>I'm the boss! Points: 2>29/48 BtB exp>22/48 MSiF exp>25/48 CyRCTHaM exp>22/32 FMMM exp, 3/3 Tidal Points>You feel like you're on the breakthrough of something...It takes you a bit to find the rest of your party. Brokagh was easy, he was drinking with other orcs, and supposedly got married, too. He gave you a piece of his wedding cake when you showed up, and it was not really that good. Maybe you've gotten spoiled, food wise?Sitri and Allonces were shopping, with their cut of the gold. You'd ask them what they bought but the last time you did that Allonces made you watch her try on all her outfits and that was just the worst.Fetidclaw came clanking up and apparently bought some heavy armor. You asked her if she could still scout in that, and she quickly revealed a smooth oiled leather suit underneath. You then asked her how she could even breath in that, and she just laughed.What's the plan, boss?>Hit up Dragon Lady post-haste!>Let's find out what these stupid artifacts I got from her even do. Visit an artificer!>Wander around the goblin warrens.>Wander around camp.
>>32262375>Wander around the goblin warrens.Let's see about trying to overthrow the Chief.Should we open an entrance to our realm somewhere in here?
>>32262375>Let's find out what these stupid artifacts I got from her even do. Visit an artificer!Fuq u cheif im not a bum
>Chiefly Fouldrinky @Fouldrinking Those are all good news Chief.
>>32262375>Let's find out what these stupid artifacts I got from her even do. Visit an artificer!We have unidentified loot???
>>32262375>Hit up Dragon Lady post-haste!Been a while, Chief.
>>32262375>Wander around the goblin warrens.Can we just sort of walk in and kill Chief? Declare that we have the biggest weapon so we're the boss?
>>32262375>>Let's find out what these stupid artifacts I got from her even do. Visit an artificer!we got The Non-Stop Pop Pop and Stainless Steel last time didn't we?
>>32262375>Let's find out what these stupid artifacts I got from her even do. Visit an artificer!Then we go talk to the boss. We should probably not keep someone with the moniker of "the grumpy" waiting.
>>32262375 (OP)>Let's find out what these stupid artifacts I got from her even do. Visit an artificer!Yay. It's time!
>>32262375>>Wander around the goblin warrens.We can ask about the items to our own enchanting girl when we return to our minions and make a new bitching cave for ourselves to travel from.
It's time to write.I know because the time is now.
Should we make a plane entrance here at the base? If so, then where should we do it?First thing comes to mind is the warrens but the goblins are unreliable and the place might be too exposed? Maybe we can go to our boss-lady and ask her permission to make an entry-way at her castle (or whatever she resides in)?
>>32262579Anyone who tries to go into the place will get wrecked by lizard turtles, sneaky lizards and shiny birds So I suppose we just put it wherever is most convenient for us.
>>32262640I don't think they are all that powerful. We have not even put any turtles in the beach yet. I think the natural turtles there were not the fighting kind.
>>32262640still, I think it would be better to not put it into a populated area which can be easily visited by anyone
>>32262375Can't stay to post the updated tree at the end of the thread. Awesome about the new schedule, by the way.
>>32262779The turtles we summon have to come from somewhere.
>>32262798It might be a huge strategic asset? Accessibility is good for those.
>>32262779>I think the natural turtles there were not the fighting kind.Could we get a clarification on this Chief? Is the beach guarded by an army of turtles and lizards? Or are they just cute crystal animals?
>>32262854how so? Sneakily siphon troops for our raid party?>>32262831Don't the turtles permanently stay where they were summoned?>There are powerful, huge, crystal turtles which can shoot lasers out of their eyes guarding a piece of swamp in middle of nowhere
>>32262375Can someone remind me what we were supposed to hit up the Dragon Lady for?
>>32262868Things on the plane are naturally formed guardians, but the ones you summon are more specialized for fighting. They are, effectively, created by you then and there. The ones on the plane naturally are weaker by far.
>>32262929Because she told us to just now.
>>32262936We should summon some on the beach then, for protection.
>>32262929Because she summoned us just a second ago.Read the OP.
>>32262936Like the difference between Longdeads and wights?
>>32262910>how so? Sneakily siphon troops for our raid party?Crossing large distances quickly is useful for an army. Shax would have to deal with all sorts of losers traipsing around her plane, though. Sounds like a pain.
>>32262947>>32262956Ah, fuck, I didn't read the first paragraph
You've got these priceless artifacts in your possession, but you still haven't done anything with them. It's time to get them checked out! The problem is, you've never needed to do this while at camp before."Umm, does anyone know a good enchanter or artificer or something? I need to get these cool accessories checked out?" Sitri looks around the party with an interested look on her face while everyone goes deep in thought.Brokagh coughs nervously, "I may, uh, know a guy. He specializes in unique services and artifacts." You could almost hear everyone's eyebrow raise, "For the discerning buyer." He kicks his feet and avoids meeting anyone's gaze. "Very discerning. C'mon. I'll introduce you." The orc then proceeds to lead you to a very, extremely shady part of the main camp. Lots of women with barely any clothing are hanging around, calling out to Brokagh and Bearbreath. Bearbreath just sorts of ignores them while Brokagh whistles or talks back. You're trying your best to not be noticed by anyone. Finally you arrive at a ragged looking tent, whose flap the orc monk pulls aside and gestures you to follow him in.There are a variety of tubular objects of many colors here. Allonces looks agahst, while Sitri 'ooh's' while poking plenty of the wiggly things. A haggard looking orc greets you with several missing teeth from his grin. "Hey there, Brokagh, looking to spice up your marriage already? I've got just the thing...""Nah, here on a different kind of business. Want you to identify some things for me." Your loyal minion gestures at you."Oh? Well, young lady, what do you have?" You start to pull them out of your bag when you hear someone scoff."Don't listen to a word this charlatan has to say! I, Madame Resouile, know all and see all. Hand those items here, darling, I'll show you their true power." A rather large orc woman in a feather boa walks into the tent.>Trust the lady.>Brokagh's bro is my bro.
>>32263036>Brokagh's bro is my bro.Bros before Hos trick.
>>32263036>Brokagh's bro is my bro.
>>32263036>>Brokagh's bro is my bro.She called him a charlatan, that means she must be the real charlatan who wants to get her mitts all over our goods.
>>32263036>Brokagh's bro is my bro.SHE'S WEIRD!
>>32263036>Brokagh's bro is my bro.If he can enchant dildos he can identify our gear.
>>32263036Turn to the lady "Do you know any other artificer then?"
Wow! That is a lot of distrust. She's a nice lady, I promise.Writing.
>>32263137I think it's mostly trust in Brokagh and less distrust of her.
>>32263036>get our item and leave because holy fuck there is no way you can trust these people.>get our own enchanter to check them later.
>>32263137Brokagh would never steer us wrong.Except probably in relationship advice.
>>32263161We'd have to make a portal to our demiplane to get our own enchanter to look at the things.Do you want a portal to our awesome demiplane here, where theres goblins and orcs and drows?
>>32263173I trust Brokagh in all things.
>>32263161If you cant trust the guy selling sex stuff then who can you trust?
>>32263215Do you trust him more than Bearbreath?
>>32263161Speaking of the enchanter. Do you guys think she could improve our sword?
>>32263231N-no.But I trust Allonces more than Bear.
>>32263291>Trusting Allonces' judgement over Bearbreath'sWhat
>>32263205No, i want to do it when we return to our base.
"Ehhh, sorry lady. I don't know either of you. So I'm just going with who my friend here recommends." You hook a thumb at Brokagh, to the sound of the Madame sniffing.She leans in close, and your nose wrinkles from the smell, "That's fine, but between us girls," She raises a hand to cover the side of her mouth and whispers softly enough for the natives of Yseleth to hear, "This man is a lecherous snob with a taste for young goblins like yourself." Harsh! "Do stop by if you ever want some magical and exciting gifts for your beau." She winks at you, hands you a bright pink business card with gold foiling, and sashays off, much like you imagine a mountain would.You were sweating for some reason. Wiping your hands off on your skirt, you then grab the three items and present them to the enchanter of dubious goods. "So, mister, what can these do?" He pulls out a tiny seeing glass and leans in close, humming a few times."Yes. Yes I think I see what they are. It'll cost you three hundred gold to get them identified." Wow! Three hundred! That's a lot. You're not sure if you can afford... oh. You definitely can. You pick out some gold and hand it to him, "Very well... This bracelet is enchanted to be one of blinding strike. It can make you super fast for a short period of time." Neat. The shop owner lifts the belt up, "At first I'd say this was a standard belt of ogre strength, but... it has a few other enchantments on it. It can let you teleport a short distance twice a day, and allows you to turn your skin into stone for about an hour." You throw the belt over your shoulder. Ogre strength, huh? "As for this mask... It appears to be a magical mask capable of turning you into a giant temporarily. I'm not sure what kind of giant." Wow that sounds insane. "It only lasts a few minutes as far as I can tell, as well."You thank him for his work, Brokagh buys some things from him, as well as Allonces, and quickly get out of there.>Hit up somewhere else.>Dragon Lady!
>>32263438omg were da beltwaer it rite nao>Dragon lady
>>32263438>Dragon Lady!Allonces is so lewd.
>>32263438Wait, did we get a mask from majora's mask?Neat!
>>32263438>Dragon LadyAlso>Super fast for a short period of time>Ogre Strength>Teleporting>Stone Skin>GIANT MODEWE HAVE BECOME A RAID BOSS.
>>32263438>use that maskwhile yelling SHAX GON GIVE IT TO YA
>>32263438Holy shit those are pretty damn impressive artifacts. We should leave them for ourself.Equip the bracelet and the belt immediately. Not sure if we need the giant mask but that cold prove useful in a pitch>transforms you into a giant>but not your clothes>oho ho ho, how lewd
>>32263438>Dragon Lady!>weapon is already oversized>aquire giant mode>????>Profit!
>>32263438What did Allonces buy? And for who?
>>32263438>>Dragon Lady!We should give the masst to Brokagh so he can throw GIANT PUNCHES.We definitely keep the other two though.
>>32263542For herself. Not like she has anyone else.>Dragon Lady!
>>32263438Since we have a belt that buffs strength, can we duelwield oversized weapons?Will that Kanabo ever see the light of day?
>>32263438>Bracelet of Go Fast>Belt of Ogre Strength, Teleportation and Stoneskin>Mask of BECOME HUGEWhat if we use all three at once
>>32263599It's a Tetsubo.
>>32263604We BECOME UNSTOPPABLE
>>32263604You become Ultraman.Look around you! You didn't save a damn thing!Anyway. Writing.
>>32263438these could provide some interesting combat maneuvers and tricks. Take teleporting for example>Charge into the enemy telegraphing the attack making them prepared to counter it>Suddenly teleport behind them and finish the attack And if we get "back stab" skill then this could be a ridiculously powerful attack to pull. Of course it should be only reserved against strong enemies since we can teleport only twice a day.
>>32263599We will never unlock the dual-wielding ability because we're too busy getting extra skill trees and fawning over turtles.
>>32263622>local goblin is invincible
>>32263639Oh hey can we LAZARS yet?
>>32263650We can already dual-wield.That ability is for improvised weapons.
>>32263599dualwielding is retarded
Why would we want to dual wield when we have glorious sword already. Other giant weapons are for hanging on our place's walls as trphies.
>>32263610Could someone explain the difference?>>32263688I just want to use that superior nippon bat
>>32263675No we can't. If we could dual-wield we'd be doing it with our sweet shortsword. We never do that.
>>32263725Other weapons are useful! We should have smith lady make us a cool dagger. No self-respecting goblin should go without a good dagger.
>>32263735You can. You took Monkey Grip. You just don't really know how to use them together real well.
>>32263649Dude, think more hypeThrow Tetsubo with our massive strength. Gofast Dash, catch and send them flying.Throw Tetsubo, Teleport behind them, hold sword out horizontally, dash really fast so the guy gets bisected.Giant Dual Wield modeThrow sword, teleport on top of sword, travel vast distances while looking stylish.Throw sword into the air as high as we can, teleport to it, turn to stone, activate Cuttlefish Cutter and utterly destroy anything below us.Mobility+Super Strength OP
>>32263732>I just want to use that superior nippon bat>superiorIs it because it was folded over thousand times?
>>32263765So... who's up for hitting up the dwarf lady who taught us again before we leave camp? She can teach us how to dual-wield properly.Or how to use our shortsword. Or both.
>>32263785>Throw sword, teleport on top of sword, travel vast distances while looking stylish.We can finally fly with the sword! It is no swordcopter but i'll take it.
>>32263763We have a shortsword. Its just like an oversized dagger.
>>32263785>Throw sword, teleport on top of sword, travel vast distances while looking stylish.That sounds amazing. We should do that at any given opportunity,
We need to hurry and go back to our minions already, after we are done with the Grumpy Lady. We have been gone for far too long.
>>32263800Its probably got some cool magic effects.
>>32263840We learned basic swording in a single day. It's the most efficient thing Shax has ever done. Taking time to learn to sword in a new style isn't going to kill our minions.
>>32263842>Two-timing our sword-fu
Wonder if we could use our sword only with the belt of strength without that bracelet that squidface gave us?
>>32263911>Not going clubbing with our sword-fu
>>32263911We already did that with our shortsword-fu Shax is building up her own weapon harem
You decide that its been enough dorking around and you should probably get back to your job. Your official working job as Raid Leader! If you get assigned to that position again. Her mansion is surprisingly low on guards as you walk in. The receptionist waves at you, and Allonces attempts to hide the bag she's carrying as you sit down in the chairs. Moments later you hear the familiar draconic voice calling into her chamber.She's in some sort of battle regalia, and she's lounging on a large couch, a small boy laying against her. "Hello Shax. This is my husband, please say hello to Nizkehaat, Archduke of the Fiery Domain of Eternal Agony. He's also my slave." The small boy lifts up a pale hand and waves it at you."Hello, I'm Shax!" You wave back. He smiles slightly. You notice he has a collar and leash that your boss tugs lightly. This whole situation is weird."He is pretty important to the next phase of my plan. And so are you, Shax! I'd love to tell you more about it, but first, let's give you a grade on your performance, shall we?">You got the god vessel successfully and faster than she expected!YOUR RANK - AAAA+ RANK! Wow! Quad A's. That is something I didn't even know was a rank. Truly, you are a spectacular minion. You receive eight hundred goblin points. Where would you like to invest them in?>Good Attitude>Need for Greed>Monstergirls Are CuteYou've decided to evenly distribute them! Good idea! A balanced Goblin is a Healthy Goblin.
"Now that we have that out of the way, let's discuss what I would like for you to do next..." Everyone is looking around for somewhere to sit, but it is pretty much just gold and treasure in here, outside of the giant loveseat/throne. And no one really wants to get on that. "It's come time that we start a full fledged offensive against the Manderlay Plains. That coward of a matriarch wants to end the conflict in Valenwood before moving against them, but I say the assets we have available are already more than enough to take that kingdom. I want you to take command of an army.""EEeehhhhh?""Of course, I'd provide you with plenty of troops. I'll need you to march on the capital post haste, of course. Nizie-poo here will be more than happy to lend a host of devils to you, won't you Nizkehaat?" The boy meekly nods and clings tighter to the dragon lady. "Then you'll lead a swift strike against the capital. I don't expect a siege, just a quick decisive march. Catch them off guard. After that, we'll see, won't we?"Sitri glances over at you, clearly wanting to tell you something without thinking she can get away with whispering. Brokagh looks happy at the idea. Bearbreath has a blank look on his face. Allonces is staring at the boy, with a look of concentration. Fetidclaw is picking her teeth and not really listening.Personally, you feel like something is up.>Wow! Thanks, so when do I start?>I'm not really qualified to lead an army, and I dunno any officers who would be good at it either, you know?
>>32264034>monster girls are cuteAnd by monster girl, we mean Shax.
>>32264034>You've decided to evenly distribute them! Good idea! A balanced Goblin is a Healthy Goblin.Damn. I wanted to bank them for later use.
>>32263659>Local goblin is FUCKING INVINCIBLEFixed
>>32264034Undo even distributionPut em all into cute monstergirls>>32264056>Wow! Thanks, so when do I start?lol k
>>32264056Hmm. I kind of want to hear what Sitri has to say. And this seems suspicious.I guess make a non-commital "yea, sure" and discuss this with the group.
>>32264056>Wow! Thanks, so when do I start?
>>32264056>>Wow! Thanks, so when do I start?Wait what will we be called then? We clearly wont be a "Raid leader"
>>32264056>>I'm not really qualified to lead an army, and I dunno any officers who would be good at it either, you know?>I prefer to be the Boss of minions i know, not the boss of a bunch of random guys.
>>32264056>I'm not really qualified to lead an army, and I dunno any officers who would be good at it either, you know?Can't we just go back to raiding the good ol' plains?Hell, we can just raze every settlement there.
>>32264056Can we bring our boys?
>>32264056>I'd rather lead my minions than an army.
>>32264056>I'm not really qualified to lead an army, and I dunno any officers who would be good at it either, you know?
>>32264056>>I'm not really qualified to lead an army, and I dunno any officers who would be good at it either, you know?
>>32264056Ask Sitri what she wants to say.
>>32264056>Something else.We panic and ramble incoherently.
>>32264121>>I prefer to be the Boss of minions i know, not the boss of a bunch of random guys.Bull-shit. Shax was recruiting random guys left and right. Tons of fish dudes who will die like the redshirts they are. Redscales?
>>32264056We need more details about this assignmentWhat are we going to get out of it?Also, try to find out what Sitri has to say
> ) Dark Goddess of Victory! Your very presence inspires your troops to greater heights of power! Your foes tremble before your might and your allies sing songs of your glory! ...At least that is what you tell yourself when you feel bad and lonely, or scared by the number of enemies you're facing. You get bonus stats equal to the number of people you're in combat with, allies included!So what kind of an insane bonuses will we get when we are leading an entire army against an army?
>>32264190Yes but not by tens of thousands.
Alright, I think I got an idea of the response here.Writing!
>>32264243Most of those people are going to eat mass combat rules. They don't matter and you shouldn't care about them because caring about them makes you a worse general.The cool people will remain cool.
>>32264190But those were guys we personaly recruited, not an army just handed to us.
>>32264221>We will start spinning from one end of the battlefield.>We find ourselves on the other end before we realize it.>The fighting has stopped and more than a hundred thousand men, women, demons, all kinds of animal and plant people, and anything inbetween looking at us.
>>32264056>Wow! Thanks, so when do I start?awwww yiss we movin' upNow we just need to figure out why people are obsessed with little boys recently. Or what "god vessel" means. Or why everyone but us gets a fancy title.
>>32264338Love is in the air, man. Too bad we didn't score the shota.
>>32264338>Or why everyone but us gets a fancy title.>imlying "the Boss" is not the bestest title.
>>32264338>Or why everyone but us gets a fancy title."Raid Leader", "Champion of Sea Mother", "Sword Saint" and about a dozen I don't remember are not fancy enought titles for you?
Seriously, guys, we should summon some Lizard Servants. They are all around useful. They can improve and be trained to do all kinds of shit. They can freely move around. There is literally no reason to wait for later to summon them. We will eventually get some if for no other reason than to have some lizard servants, so it is better to have them earlier.
I'm a little sad that we didn't get to tell all our adventures. Shax recaps are the best.
>>32264533She was so much in a hurry to get married she didn't even ask. She is in love i guess?
You're a bit nervous, "Um, I'm not really qualified to lead an army, you know? I don't know anything about movements and strategy and stuff. I'm just a goblin. I like my minions, but I dunno how many would be good at being officers and junk. So I gotta turn you down. Sorry, lady!"Nevith brings an unfurled fan up to her face and narrows her eyes. You hope you didn't make her mad. "I see." Her hand idly plays with the silvery chain on the Archduke's leash. "Very well. I'll have other arrangements made. Still, I think you have a vital part to play in the future of this alliance, Shax. A vital part indeed." There is a clicking sound as she collapses the fan she was holding. "I have some opportunities you might be interested in."You feel kinda bad about turning her down, so you give Sitri an apologetic shrug, "Sure, what have you got in mind, boss?"Beaming, Nevith sits up, "They all involve the Manderlay plains, and you can, of course, get back to your little raid group. I'll send details later. For now, I'd like to send an aide to you for assistance. They will be waiting for you before you leave for the surface. Now, you're dismissed, I've got some matters to attend to." You quickly hurry out of there. An aide, huh?After you're clear of the mansion, Sitri turns to you, "Nizkehaat is one of the most powerful dukes of the hells. He leads several legions of devils, and has a strong enough presence that him even being on this plane should start reducing it to ash. I don't know what that lady is planning, Shax, but I wouldn't count on it being anything good for anyone but her." You figured nothing would be good for you regardless, so that isn't news!
>>32264426What happens when Shax reach the top of the list in the Sword Saint art? Does she become the "Real OG"?
A cloaked drow bumps into you as you walk by, and puts something in your hand. It's a location. The message simply reads, 'If you want this war to end.' Whaaat.Moments later an imperious looking drow woman in full platemail with several associates appear, "Shax Bonemurdered, correct? The Matriarch would like to speak to you in regards to your dealings with the dragon woman. It is best to be surreptitious in these matters, goblin." She gives directions and a time, and and then rides off in a huff. Too much is going on at once! Maybe you ought to see what this is about?>Go to the location on the note.>Go see the Matriarch.>Go to the goblin warrens.>Nah forget all this I'm going to the surface.
Anyone notice how both of Best Minions are the only guys in our party?
>>32264704>>Go to the location on the note.I don't like wars very much. I don't think axe girl likes them either.
>>32264704>Wanting this war to endHAHA, FUCK NO>MatriarchEh, maybe>WarrensI guess we should.
>>32264704>Go to the goblin warrens.Get that shit out of the way quick.>>32264727Fetidclaw is a guy. Sort of.
>>32264704We haven't gone to the Goblin Warrens yet, have we?Let's go deal with a little clan business
>>32264704>Go see the Matriarch.I don't really see a reason too end this war quite yet.
>>32264704Warrens. Time to be the chief.Whatever we do, we want the goblins to back us.
>>32264704>Go see the Matriarch.>wanting the war to end>ever
>>32264704>Go to the location on the note.The sneaky rebel dudes are always the ones who survive, at the end of the day. Evil empires are cool and all but I don't fancy Shax's chances when somebody else with protagonist power shows up to defeat the dark lord.
>>32264748>HAHA, FUCK NOWhy?It's not like Shax is really interested in participating. Of course, she's not at all interested in stopping it either.
>Go see the Matriarch.Don't want to seem like we're snubbing her.
>>32264704>>Go see the Matriarch.Well, not going would be rude i guess.
>>32264796If Shax stopped the war, she'd have more time for sidequests. That's what life is really about.
>>32264796If it wasn't for the war shax would be some nobody goblin in a cave.
>>32264704>Go see the Matriarch.
Why the fuck do you want to see the Matrarch?It's just going to be a bunch of "be my minion instead" bullshit.
>>32264704>Go see the Matriarch.The others seem less time-sensitive
>>32264704>If you want this war to endwhat? Random shady drow, if you want it to end, you should give reasons and stuff. Otherwise you are just gonna get ignored.
>>32264833Wrong! She would still be friends with Squid Face!
>>32264839This.Goblin chief gives us more leverage.
>>32264833And now she's a Light God and doesn't need this war to feel special.She's outgrown this shit.
>>32264704>Go to the location on the note.
>>32264704>Go to the goblin warrens.
>>32264866Light demi god. What is she going to do if there is no war? Sit around not raiding and listening to Allonces? No thanks.
>>32264839Because we can do the other stuff after trying our best not to offend her? She could be a terrible enemy.
>>32264907Find and fight all the sword saints?
writ write wroteThat's now how it works? Writing.
>>32264907Sidequests. Fight Swordsmen. Take over more Elemental Planes. Kill the Hungerere.It's not like you need to be someones fucking minion in a war to raid a place anyway.
>>32264866>>32264796All I'm saying is, give war a chance.
>>32264948You forgot "be friends with axe girl who has slightly less reason to want us dead"
>>32264907Relax on a beach and play with turtles!
>>32264959There's no fucking point to be involved with it and the only reason people keep giving to stick with it is "because."
>>32264992I sorta want to end up being an evil overlord.
>>32264992There is no reason to not get involved either. It just what we choose to do and we don't. No need to get bitter.
>>32265021Same. We'd be an awesome ruler of the surface.
>>32264959Think about the economy!>>32264992No reason to stop it either.
>>32265021Eh, I can see Shax taking over but not through war.
I vote we end the war.
>>32264969I just realized. If the dragon ladies husband turns everything to ash, think about the poor turtles and lizards everywhere!
>>32265021But Shax is likeable and adorable enough to rule without needing to resort to world war.
>>32265086But war is more fun then the other methods.
>>32265078Exactly! So we need there to not be war.
>>32265105This is true. Its also less fun if it doesn't sort of happen accidentally.
>>32265105Maybe as a raid leader.As an overlord it's just a bunch of arguing with generals and managing resources.
>>32265134That's right.We will only fight the people who do not come peacefully.
Will we ever discover Shax's true origins?Her being Squid's favorite pet requires an explaination.
>>32265111And I bet Sea Mom be pissed too if all her water went to ash
>>32265111But it would still be on this plane anyway.>>32265140Thats why we delegate.
>>32265140>As an overlord it's just a bunch of arguing with generals and managing resources.You clearly need to play Aspiring Emperor Quest.
>>32265149The explanation is she is Shax. She is amusing. So Squidface liked her.
>>32265148I more meant we'd inherit the position of evil overlord more or less accidentally, at least IC
>>32265185>Implying AEQ is anything close to realismI'm in that one too, and it's fun, but cmon man...
>>32265149Thats all there is man. She is a random goblin.She decided to join the army.She got given the wrong gear.Squid face thought this was funny.Done.>>32265208Yes because this quest is such an overwhelming font of realism.
>>32265208>implying realism is at all relevant in this questNow I'm just confused.
>>32265208We can summon crystal turtles, your argument is invalid.
>dragon womanI'm half-surprised she didn't call her dragon lady.
>>32265208>>32265252And this quest is?
>>32265374Why Am I included there? I was being sarcastic.
You're not too interested in reading what this note is all about. Why'd some weirdo give it to you? Well, whatever. Best to keep moving and not think too much about it. All this talk of war has something else on your mind, though. You remember Auntie ranting about the Fouldrinker clan, and it really got you thinking earlier about how you weren't too sure about leading. What's it take to be a good leader, anyway?You gotta ask some questions! You head on down to the goblin warrens, but you check to see if the rest of your party is interested first. Brokagh, Allonces, and Fetidclaw break off to run some errands, but Sitri and Bearbreath say they basically have nothing better to do and tag along.It isn't long until you're in the caves with the familiar stench of home all around you. Ahh, the goblin warrens. Refreshingly filled with filth. You stop by Auntie's place and get yelled at for a good while about needed to make some kids, a conversation Bearbreath finds incredibly dull, but Sitri is highly amused by."Hey, Auntie, how many goblin clans are there, anyway?""Hmmmm? About twenty one, I think? Why do you ask?""Just wondering. Which ones are there, if you don't mind?"Fouldrinker is the main clan, comprised of the most goblins. After that is Bonemurdered and Devilooze, who are long standing rivals. After that is the tertiary tier of goblins, most notably Toothtwisters, who are the self proclaimed experts on goblin religion, Hellhearts, which are the lead goblin artisans, and Madstinks, who have the highest concentration of warlocks. A dozen more names are listed, with minor notes. Nothing too interesting, though.Is there anything you'd like to talk about, boss?>Visit the Toothtwisters, investigate about the hungerer.>See if the Hellhearts know anything about sweet goblin gear.>Chat up the Madstinks about the path to warlockery.>Go make a fuss in the Devilooze camp.
>>32265473Oh i thought you said "that quest" instead of "this quest"
>>32265481>Just walk up and straight shank the Fouldrinkers in cold bloodWe can deal with the fallout later.
>>32265481Go to the Fouldrinkers.
>>32265481>Visit the Toothtwisters, investigate about the hungerer.
>>32265481>>Go make a fuss in the Devilooze camp.We need to take our mind off things and relax.
>>32265481>Chat up the Madstinks about the path to warlockery.Lets see if we can get them onside.
>>32265481>Just walk up and straight shank the Fouldrinkers in cold bloodsupporting this
>>32265481>Visit the Toothtwisters, investigate about the hungerer.Know your enemy and all that.
>>32265481>Visit the Toothtwisters, investigate about the hungerer.Where do I remember hearing of the hungerer again?
>>32265495Thats fine.>>32265481>Chat up the Madstinks about the path to warlockeryGet ALL the powers.
>>32265569Goblin God.He eats goblin souls.
>>32265569That's the god who eats goblin souls when the goblins die.
>>32265481Toothtwister. God killer flag raised.
>>32265481Fouldrinkers. We're the new boss around here.
>>32265604We can do that after becoming head of the goblin clans.Then the Toothtwisters will be forced to tell us everything they know about him and how to defeat him
We have three people and no real support from the rest of the Goblin Warrens.What makes you think it's a good idea to just walk up to the boss.I think the Light Powers have gotten to your head, guys.
>>32265590>>32265597Oooh, interesting. We must know more.
>>32265519I like a good shankingAlso I think that if we shank the old big boss and then shank all the potential candidates for bosshood, then we become the new big boss because that's how goblin politics works
>Decide to become leader of goblins>Must beat the current leader in battle to death>Duel Chief Fouldrinker>Have a long and tense fight>Deliver the deathblow and kill the Chief>Just as we do it the update suddenly stops, the post is cut before the end and is posted like that>No more updates>Twitter is also dead, no word from Chief Fouldrinker>We literally killed the QM and ended the questGuys, don't even do this. Don't kill Fouldrinky. He is a great chief whatever Auntie says
>>32265651If we one shot him then it's all over.
>>32265651THEY'RE GOBLINSOUR SHITTERS WERE THE ELITE GOBLIN CRACK SQUADSAND THEY WERE SHIT WHEN WE STARTED.
>>32265651Just have to kill him and then no one will contest us.Ain't no post mordem loyalty among goblins.
>>32265481I don't want to do any of these...
>>32265662>long and tense fightWe're above and beyond mere goblins. It would be a 10 second fight at most.
>>32265651Goblin mooks are kindaa shit.But maybe we should go retrieve Bear and Brookagh.
>>32265662I'm interested thoughI wanna see what happens.
>>32265662haha that'd be awesomeI don't think I can go that deep, though>>32265717I'm sorry. What do you wanna do?Anyway. Writing!
>>32265717Then fouldrinker it is
>>32265662The chief could end up being a cool guy too
>>32265757What if the Chief is another Sword Saint?
>>32265731I want to go ride on tree minions and get to know them.
>>32265769We have a list.
>>32265689>>32265721>>32265723>all yall niggas forgetting that we are a goblinSometimes I dont even know /tg/.
>>32265769then we're definitely fighting himgotta get that xp
>>32265780They're really cool. They worship the sun, so you're like their best friend right now. One wants to start a family, but just can't seem to find the time to really settle down and do something for himself, you know?
>The Fouldrinker Clan is no good!>Do you want to begin a sneaky and tricky campaign to overthrow them with the help of the other goblin clans? Pick a clan to diplomance!>"Fuck that, let's go shank folk until everyone acknowledges that we're the boss"Yeah that sounds about right
>>32265832It coulda been fun.I thought it'd be fun.
>>32265832Eh, we're likely just to cause a huge uproar and a bunch of infighting since no one is really behind us being the new chief.We'll likely get jumped by a bunch of other people looking to get the position.
>>32265812We could give a good place for him to settle down. The beach would use some green too. So everyone would be happy. He could have a family and a little forest to look after there.
>>32265864I tried man.
>>32265894Then they will fall over each other when we teleport somewhere else.Also Chief, lets wear the bracelet and the belt. We already decided to use them both for sure so no reason to put that off.
>>32265864This might be fun tooIt totally sounds like a Shax Plan™
>>32265864I want to learn about the hungerer
>>32265933Seconding putting thte bracelet and belt on
>>32266072We will, after we become chief
You think about it for a moment. What's the best way to be the boss? Don't you have to take out the other bosses? You chew on some delicious slop for a bit while thinking about it."Hey Auntie?""Hm, what is it, girl?" Auntie's eyesight is pretty bad. She's turning around trying to find you."Can I just, I dunno, Kill the chief and become the boss of the goblins?" Auntie drops a ladle and looks in your general direction with her mouth ajar. "That's how it works, right? Why don't I just do that?""Well. I mean. You'd have to beat him in a ritual dual. If you challenge him, he'd get to decide how you fight or where you fight, then you get to decide the other half." Oh, so if you challenge him he'd almost definitely say 'no giant swords' or something. "Plus, if you become chief you'd have people out for your head, too. Gotta watch out for poisons and stuff." No big deal. "Not to mention the amount of time you'd have to spend in the warrens making sure people don't fight each other." Who cares. "It really is a lot of work to even get the position, and more to hold it, you know? Just eat your slop and stop thinking about it."Well, too late. It's tiem to go get yourself a big ceremnoial headdress. You wanna be the boss. You thank Auntie for the food and head over to the Fouldrinker caverns. It doesn't take you long to find the Chief's House, a pretty nice stone building near the middle of the Fouldrinker's sphere of influence. You stomp in."Hey, Chief! Where you at? I wanna duel you for the right to be boss!" A large goblin turns around from eating at a massive table, puts on a headdress and walks over to you. "I don't think you're very good at it. You're always givin' the Fouldrinker clan special privalagedges, and makin' all the other clans go fight in wars so you don't have to. Anyway, let's fight!"The chief spits out a bone, wipes his mouth and looks at you. "Alright. We fight in my hut here. What weapons we gonna use?">What weapons do you want to use?
>>32266155Giant sword+Short sword+Tetsubo+Pearls.He gets to veto one
>>32266155Giant swords and magic.
>>32266155> Whatever weapons we want.
>>32266155Whatever let's using crystal light spears from Light planes legal.
>>32266155Swords and magic
>>32266155WowThat escalated quicklyHe must get a lot of challengers
>>32266155>Giant swords. Your sword must be at least 1.5 times your own height. (Or however large our sword is relatively.)
>>32266155We each get one weapon and one minion.Bring the giant sword and a crystal turtle
>>32266155Wow, he's a big guy.
>>32266155Giant sords, naturally.
So i say that once we beat this guy we make Auntie the person who rules while we're away.also this>>32266204
>>32266155Giant swords.magic in duels is for pussies.
>>32266155Let's keep it simple guys.>swords and magic and stuff
>telling him what weapons we use so that he can stipulate that we can't use themgood job
>>32266309But he can't.It's up to us to choose.
>>32266309>Gank him with a crystal spearI'm sooooo worried.
>>32266309He just picked the location of the fight, though
>>32266155Swords and magic. cause we have our pearls and let's not say giant swords so that we can use our back up shanker.
>>32266220He's been boss for a super long time.>>32266246Nearly orc size!>>32266309Not according to the rules.Anyway, writing.
Anyone supporting just attempting to one shot him from the getgo with a crystal spear?
>>32266373do we have the belt and the bracelet equipped right now?
>>32266373Is it a deathmatch or just until the other concedes?
>>32266421He's been the chief for a long time, man. He'll probably dodge it like a boss.
>>32266431We better do. We have been saying we want to equip those two since we left the dildo guy.
>>32266431We better.>>32266443You know it's instant right?
Can't wait for the nat 1
>>32266460>You know it's instant right?Its a giant spear made of crystal. It still has to fly at someone. That said it does have a hell of a blast radius.
>>32266445Neat!Time to roll a million 1s in a row!
>>32266460>You know it's instant right?It has travel time. It's not fucking Gae Bolg.> You lift up your hand, the spear floating slightly above it and pull back. You're not sure how you're supposed to throw this thing. I guess you just sorta throw it at the... Oh, there it goes. Super fast.>The spear looks like it was in your hand one moment, and the next it is pinning the golden mask man to the ground through his chest, his arms dangling in the air uselessly.He could totally dodge that with his super goblin chief reflexes and speed. And the fact that it is so completely telegraphed.
anyone have a feeling that we'll get our shit wrecked?
>>32266507It has no blast radius. Do you remember the last time we used it? It was an instant kill, one moment it was floating above us, the next it was pinning the guy to ground.
>>32266556With that attitude we will
>>32266559>It has no blast radius>dangling in the air uselessly. The fight seems to stop as every stares. A few seconds later a loud boom is heard, and everything gets dragged to where the spear is sticking out of the ground, with massive cracks forming in the ground.Uhhh? That is a blast radius. Not something for using in a cave.
>>32266543So almost instantly. I doubt this guy has those kinds of reflexes
>>32266556Yup. I hope he's forgiving or likes our gumpsion.
>>32266559After it flew from above us and there was a giant explosion that knocked everyone on their ass.
>>32266592I thought you meant if explodes. That was just the kinetic impact.
"Swords and magic!" The chief rubs his chin, and looks around, motioning at various goblins who are scrambling around collecting items and setting up the hut."Alright. Get me my choppa. Magic, huh? Didn't know you were the type." He glances over before turning around dismissively, "Certainly don't look it." Someone hands him a large single edged sword that looks more like a cleaver than a proper sword. Various tables are flipped up on their sides and the wall decorations are rearranged. Strange masks hang all over the walls. The floor is a wide open stone surface.The tables flipped on their sides make for a chest high sort of barricade covering random spots all over the ground. It's hard to see where the Chief even is.Bearbreath and Sitri go into the audience with the rest of the goblins. "No one interferes, it's just me and Shax here," The Chief calls out from somewhere in the room. "On your mark, Shax." You enter a combat stance. You weren't expecting things to escalate this quickly, to be honest. "Get ready!" Yeah, you are ready. You thought that was what being 'on your mark' meant. "Start!" He shouts. You don't sense any movement. I guess you started the duel, though?You glance around. You really can't see any movement going on. You've got you, some seven pearls, and a giant sword. As far as you know, the Chief only has a single choppa.What's the plan, boss?>You tell me!
>>32266808Throw sword at himTeleport on top of swordSlash with shortsword...?
>>32266808Spin. To. Win.
>>32266851This sounds fun.
>>32266808KILL HIM TILL HE DIES!
>>32266808Let's test the waters first offDefensive stance and start inching around like in one of those weird kung-fu movies
>>32266808Summon lizards or laser turtles to fish him out. Lure him to a spot where we can see him and then crystal spear his ass.
>>32266808Step one: smash barriers until we see Chief.Stwp two: Teleport behind Chief.Step three: Smash and slash Chief.Step four: We are now chief.
>>32266808Lure him out with summons then teleport on top of his ass.
>>32266851Changing my vote to this.Teleporting with more spinning
>>32266868Seconding. See what we're up against. Maybe try to disarm him with a sea mom attack.
>>32266808HIT HIM WITH THE EDGE
Driving out for something real fast. I'll be back in bout 20 mins, probably.I look forward to seeing your strategy!
>>32266808We are going to get our asses kicked by mask magic.
>>32266947If you can call spinning a stategy.
>>32266868I also approve of the cautious approach.
>>32266808Start attacking the shit out of those masks. I don't trust them. Just collapse the entire damn building.
>>32266851Let's wat till we can see him. I really want to ride our sword though. With our new belt in addition to Squidface's bracelet we should be able to throw that thing really fast.
>>32267090This. Grappling hook the roof and tear down the building. Then teleport out.
>>32267166I think that would violate the rules of engagement.
>>32267183Don't grappling hook out, then. Strike the sky!Seriously, collapsing this obviously prepared ground is a good idea.
>>32267244I'd just summon the turtles and fire lasers at all this stuff.We can also smoke out the Chief for sword throw teleport attack or crystal spear.
>>32267244This is supposed to be an honorable duel. If you scrubs had just picked swords there wouldn't be any problem.
>>32266808Spin and smash those barricades. There is nothing our choppa can't chop!Once the view is clear we go into Wary Tortoise Stance if the chief is still standing and strike back with Grouchiness of the Terrapin if he attacks us.If he does anything magicky we summon a Glimmering Guardian Group and rush him with turtles.
>>32267287We're fucking goblins! He didn't set any rules that we couldn't wreck his house.
>>32267288There are no barricades. The tables were pushed to the side.
>>32266808Do our biggest jumping slash-but do it far away from him, then teleport at the last moment on top of him.Whether or not that works, go defensive afterwards, lashing out with the short sword while blocking with the big one.When we thing we've got him, do a low sweep with the big sword-then call a turtle to crush him while he's in the air.Can we set ourselves on fire?
>>32267334>The tables flipped on their sides make for a chest high sort of barricade covering random spots all over the ground. It's hard to see where the Chief even is.No, they were pushed on their side. Not to the side.
>>32267340Also, do a low sweep with the big sword, then teleport 2 feet in the air and rotated 90 degrees so the swing becomes a smash.
We should have drunk from the illusion-breaking chalice. Too late now. Prepare to die at the hands of invisible goblin stealth.
>>32267287What are you high on anon?
>>32267503Well don't bitch to me if he comes out with some funky magic when we could have just swatted him with our sword.
>>32267552The arena could still be trapped with all sorts of magical and mundane traps whether we picked swords or not.
>>32267552Why do you think anyone would bitch to you? Don't forget we can even lift the sword without magic. We have to use magic.
It was actually thirty minutes. I'll just extend the thread by thirty minutes so it finishes in an hour and a quarter in exchange. Sorry for the wait!Also: writing.
>>32267552If that happens, we'll blame the dice. All this planning does is set our DC and maybe give us a boss point if we come up with something clever.
Hmm; I didn't read the strat till just now.Actually; give me a d20 roll!
Rolled 6>>32267680TIME TO FAIL
>12 highestThis is the OWQ I know and love.
>>32267764We better not wreck him with that roll Chief.
>>32267764Doesn't matter. I am fine with riding our flying sword mediocre. The act itself is so awesome that it doesn't even matter.
>>32267871>The act itself is so awesome that it doesn't even matter.Very true
First things first, these barriers aren't doing you any favors. You take your sword and get to work on them like you're got a road to hoe. "Hey! Those things are hard to replace!" The audience is yelling at you. "We eat there!" "I proclaimed my undying love to my childhood sweetheart on that table!" "I carved 'Chief Sux' on that one!" "Cut it out, that's damaging property!" You're getting pretty into this, and you wreck up another table. As your foot lands on a flagstone, you feel it sink. A trap? A large section of the floor drops away into darkness. A trap. Something whizzes past your face. You turn and see a mask not far off. Is it shooting darts? Aw, man. This place is filled with traps, isn't it? No wonder the chief picked here. You're kinda mad, since if he had picked no big swords you woulda just said that you were going to fight underwater. What was the chief gonna do then, huh? But no, he ruined your plan. What a jerk.Still, you're sure he isn't on this side of the pit. Pretty sure. And you don't really want to go around the sides, since you're positive he'd be waiting for you over there. Let's do something crazy! You start spinning around with the sword outstretched, before giving the sword a big toss. As it starts to sail over the pit you grab your belt and teleport on top of it. Your sudden weight makes it start to careen downwards. This was a terrible idea! You crash onto the edge of the pit barely and roll onto the ground. You stand up with a groan and grab the sword handle. As you ready yourself, you feel a dart sink into your shoulder.Hopefully that isn't poisoned.You quickly move out of the way and start to look for the chief again, when you feel something cut your side. With a yelp you turn around and see the headdress of the chief shaking as he ducks back behind a barricade and runs off.This isn't really fun at all!>What's the plan! You've busted up maybe a third of the barricades.
>>32268080Teleport to where you last saw the chief and smash everything up
>>32268080>fail utterly and completelyThat was cruel Chief. You taking the stinky Fouldrinker's side here?His plan seems to be hide and let the traps do the work. Lets use the superspeed to catch him and deliver a blow.
>>32268080Rethink your strategyAssess your surroundings, try to see where the traps are and where the chief can attack from
>>32268080Summon the lizards or turtles. They can tank/disarm the traps while scoping out the Chief.
>>32268184well, what did you expect to happen with that kind of plan?
Summon laser-turtles and have them blast everything. Sit back and try not to die to the poison.
>>32268080Summon Lizard Servants. They sound like the kinda of guys who would be good at dealing with stupid goblin traps.
Jeez, playing for the long game, huh? Well, you've got no time for that! You toss two astral pearls up into the air, and a giant turtle appears out of ground next to you. "Hey, start blowing up all these barricades, alright?" It makes a strange gutteral noise and shoots a blinding beam of light from its mouth, blasting away the barricades to your right. A lizard lands on the ground next to you, placing one fist on the ground and bowing. "Go fish out the chief, also find all these stupid traps before I pass out from poison." You're pretty tough to poison now, but not, like, completely immune. Whatever.The lizard dashes off and you hear a cacophony of noise as switches are hit and darts go flying, trap doors opening and etc. That is, you can hear that when your turtle isn't blasting away stupid barricades. Isn't that spell supposed to summon four turtles? Hm. You wonder why you only got one. You sit down and relax while your summons go to work. No point in getting riled up for now. You see the lizard stand up as a goblin starts fighting it. The chief has got really good form and footwork, and the lizard is trying its best to keep up. Didn't your steward say they made good assassins? You're pretty sure you heard that. Let's see if it delivers!...It didn't. The chief managed to take it out despite it being a close match. Still, you've flushed him out and the barricades are all practically gone. You tell your turtle to shoot some lasers at the goblin, but he manages to dodge them. To be fair, your turtle does stop moving and glows brightly before firing a laser so it is pretty obvious where it is going to go. Guess you might have to do this yourself?>Rush in there! Finish him off!>Use a spear to take him out from a distance.>Just summon more turtles until you overwhelm him. You got five pearls left, after all.>Wait till he gets to you.
>>32268747>Rush in there! Finish him off!
>>32268747Wait till he gets to youHe probably has one last trick up his sleeve
>>32268747>Use a spear to take him out from a distance.
Completely ineffective.That'll teach me to not be awesome in an awesome quest.
>>32268747wait till he gets to us, I'm not comfy charging an ambush based enemy
>>32268747>Rush in there! Finish him off!Teleport in like a boss. Hold on to our sword this time.
>>32268815>>32268850Do this, but pull off a teleport back stab when he charges in.
>>32268844It got rid of all the traps and barricades and hurt the chief.
>>32268747>Rush in there! Finish him off
Why are we waiting and seeing? He fucking poisoned us! There's no incentive for him to charge, he can dodge laser blasts all day.
>>32268747>>Wait till he gets to you.What's the rush right. Also >muh lizard dudeWill he get, i dont know, resurrected or something?
>>32268947Just one posion dart is not going to do anything. We are crazy resistant. It would be a problem if we kept getting hit by poison.
>>32268844The flyin' sword thing? I mean, it crossed a huge gap.Or are you talking about the lizard? It is a pretty powerful summon if it can tie up a high level NPC for that long of a time. It even did a bunch of damage to him!>>32268974He has an autonomous repair protocol and will put himself back together sooner rather than later. That's OOC knowledge, I guess, but you'd find out pretty quick anyway.REGARDLESS writing.
>>32269063Oh god guys. I just had an idea.Set the lizards and turtles in our plane to read on assassination and other guides, have them train other lizards and turtles. Undercover cute lizard gay hit squad soon.
>>32269165>Lizards develop powers>Get super buff >Do lewd poses all the time>Become pic related
>>32269165>turtles>read guidesThey are more like moving castles anon, not the kind to read assasination guides. Or any other guides for that matter. That is job suited for lizards though.
>>32269249I will never understand the appeal of Jojo.
>>32269414It's ridiculous and has cool fights.
Well, if it is a duel to be the boss, you oughta finish in a flashy way. "Hey, turtle! Lay down some beams all over the place so he doesn't run off. I'm gettin' in there!" You get your sword up and start dashing to the chief. The lizard already disarmed (read: triggered) all the traps, so it is relatively smooth going. The fwooshing sounds of laser blasts can be heard.He makes a brave show of it, lowering himself into a defensive stance as you start spinning, careening in his direction. He even tries to duck under your sword and to your side before you bring your blade down on him with a crunch. That ends the chief! Alright. Job's done! You grab the headdress and put it on. You're the chief now!>Congratulations! You're now the chief of the goblin tribes. You get to start your own tribe. What would you like the name to be? It must be a combination of two of the following words:>Ghost>Fear>Kill>Murder>Drinker>Cave>Iron>Gibber>Breaker>Throat>Sludge>Craze>Mouth>Great>Stink>Gloom>Bone>You receive:>34/48 BtB exp>30/48 MSiF exp>29/48 CyRCTHaM exp>24/32 FMMM exp, 3/3 Tidal Points>You feel like you're on the breakthrough of something...>In addition, the character point automatically cashes itself in! You can obtain one of the following goblin additions to your party:>A smart and clever aide. He's cunning. Good with numbers, and likes to count money. Kind of a nerd, if the concept existed in any real form yet.>A mean assistant. She likes you but hates basically everyone else. Always tries to get you a boyfriend. Handles logistics work very well!>A gruff bodyguard. He's big. He thinks you're pretty fuckin' kawaii, but is too shy to ever make a move ever. He isn't your type. Can probably use a giant weapon.>An alchemist. You're pretty sure this goblin is going to get everyone killed.
>>32269486The Gloombreaker tribe. Cause Shax is a Light goddess.>A smart and clever aide. He's cunning. Good with numbers, and likes to count money. Kind of a nerd, if the concept existed in any real form yet.
>>32269486IronBone tribe,Or Throat ghost.GreatStink.GreatIron.>A smart and clever aide. He's cunning. Good with numbers, and likes to count money. Kind of a nerd, if the concept existed in any real form yet.
>>32269486>Gloombreaker>A mean assistant.I like her! She'll probably delegate things good!And maybe we can help her like other people too. I'm sure she and Allonces will get along eventually. They seem similar.
>>32269486>GibbermouthsThey just can not shut up about how awesome their boss is.>A smart and clever aide. He's cunning. Good with numbers, and likes to count money. Kind of a nerd, if the concept existed in any real form yet.Every good boss needs a good assistant from Goldjews Clan.
>>32269486WE IRONBONE NOWplus>A smart and clever aide
>>32269486Ironbreaker. And make it a point to use our ability to chop damn near anything to bits more often so we can properly live up to the name.>An alchemist. You're pretty sure this goblin is going to get everyone killed.I must admit, I cannot resist a mad scientist.
>>32269486>>A gruff bodyguard. He's big. He thinks you're pretty fuckin' kawaii, but is too shy to ever make a move ever. He isn't your type. Can probably use a giant weapon.Moe as fuck.
What is Shax's type?She /ss/ too?
>>32269604Shax likes guys who are a little funny, a little serious, probably tall, who she can rescue if they get in trouble.Preferably someone who has jokes she can laugh at, but doesn't call her stupid. Someone who doesn't mind hanging out without doing much of anything. Someone who likes the beach.
>>32269486>Gloombreaker>A mean assistant.
>>32269649>>Shax likes guys who are ... probably tall, who she can rescue if they get in trouble....Now I really want to see Shax princess-carrying a guy twice her size.
>>32269671That has to happen.
>>32269486>Ironbreaker>A mean assistant
>>32269486>GloombreakerCause that other anon had the right of it.>A mean assistant.No reason
>>32269486>>You feel like you're on the breakthrough of something...What even.
>>32269486>A smart and clever aide. He's cunning. Good with numbers, and likes to count money. Kind of a nerd, if the concept existed in any real form yet.
>>32269486>GloombreakerThis sounds pretty great.>A smart and clever aide. He's cunning. Good with numbers, and likes to count money. Kind of a nerd, if the concept existed in any real form yet.Shax is pretty irresponsible with money.
>>32269786I think it's a new FMMM skill or something, which we'll find out when we level up that tree.
I'm not trying to be mean, but Gloombreaker is actually a really cool name so I'm going with it even if Ironbone is also cool and got multiple votes.Mean assistant also won! I'll get a thorough character introduction later.Congrats! You're now the boss. You killed me.Heh... you're pretty good. Just remember that only a fool trusts his life to a weapon.Thanks for reading! And playing. It was a fun thread, even though I had a hard time figuring out what you guys were wanting to do in camp. Then you straight up and ignore the two to three thread story I ahd in mind with the goblin clans! Oh well, we can get to that later.Anyway! I'm running Sunday. Hope to see you then. You guys are radical as always.
>>32269786Maybe if we'd actually used some tidal points this thread we'd know?
>>32269851RIP Fouldrinker.All hail Chief Shax Gloombreaker! The cutest Chief ever!
>>32269860>>32269848I meant the wording.
>>32269851That's just /tg/ man. Screwing with whatever plot the GM has in mind Ya just gotta roll with the punches sometimes.See ya sunday Chief and thanks for running.
You know how Cutter makes the world all ripply like water when we use it? What if we used Breath Control and.. sort of.. walked in?
I want to rub Shax's belly.
>>32270094You. I like you.
>>32270094Hi Sea Mom. Do you want a hug? I bet you want a hug!