>Archive: http://pastebin.com/wXpvCr1C>Sheet: http://pastebin.com/c0XtuSsm You are Naruto Uzumaki, born without any blessings and with the ever present stigma of your dead father's shame.Previously:After a thorough week of inspired training courtesy of Might Gai, you mastered one of the most basic of jutsus, Bunshin no Jutsu, and passed your ninja exam after trying for the third year in a row. Though just by the skin of your teeth, still coming in dead last.After training to the point of collapse, you met a mysterious stranger in the form of a girl with pure white eyes like Neji, one of your many nemesis. Though she was kind, she passed out after coming into contact with you. After her impromptu sleep, you make a declaration to the world, “To be stronger than god!”Your rest that night had been interrupted however by goings on in the village, giving you cause to spring into action!You found out that the Hokage's grandson had snatched a scroll and taken it outside of the village. While you had plotted to take it for yourself, you took the high road and saved the kid after a turncoat sensei maimed him.Today you were invited to visit by Ino Yamanaka and received a job offer from her father after being assigned your squad.You also met the mysterious stranger in a park and the two of you exchanged apologies. You never got her name. Sakura Haruno and Sasuke Uchiha. You don't know how you're going to live with these two watching your back.You've just met your sensei.You are Naruto Uzumaki and this is your story. [s](Last copypasta tonight, wanna start ASAP)[/s]
>>32232873Missed that chance a couple threads ago.
>>32232873no dude, permanency sexy no jutsu and submit to hinata's massive futacock
>>32232884Make up for lost time by kissing dicks, then.
Kakashi stands before the three of you, his students with his arms crossed, a stern and resolute posture. A gale blows past, the sky looking down with sparse cloud cover, now a blue with gentle tints of orange as the sun angles its way down into the western sky.Kakashi gives his verdict and color returns to your face after his sudden appearance, Sakura stares on in a disbelief that soon evolves into a calm mirth, just barely containing her cheer.Sasuke however, scowls. “What the heck are you talking about, barely passed?! I got the damn bell, didn't I? I didn't even need these losers' help!” He grits his teeth, clearly unhappy with Kakahi's decision and even now in the face of his wrath, calm demeanor.“This test was to see how well the three of you could work together despite the mission parameters,” His smile quickly fades as he looks down on Sasuke. “You took advantage of the openings your team gave you, however your objective was clearly never to work with them.”Sasuke bites down hard, anger unbecoming of his demeanor, “I wouldn't have done that if I wasn't paired with these two. I knew they'd hold me back if I worked with them.”That, grinds into your nerves.Straining against the ropes, even as they're fastened tightly to the pole, you muster up all the breath you can to yell at him, “What the hell do you mean, hold you back?! I'm the reason you even got that bell! You're just mad that you're not all you're piped up to be!”Kakashi chuckles, while Sakura stays out of the dispute, folding her knees into her stomach and keeping to herself.“Naruto's right Sasuke. I've seen your grades, and while they're exceptional, they don't make you perfect. In this case, you came in dead last.”
>>32232905Sasuke confirmed as bitchest bitchnigga
>>32232905>In this case, you came in dead last.Hell yeah.
>>32232905Is Kakashi's elemental affinity Fire? 'cause Sasuke just got burned
Sasuke, on the verge of loosing it, quickly takes a deep breath to calm himself, balling his fists up in anger.> Poke fun at him, he deserves it.> Leave it alone, and just take in this moment.> Ask Kakashi what you're all going to do next.> (other)
>>32232959> Ask Kakashi what you're all going to do next.Don't bait the angsty prodigy. We've got shit to learn.
>>32232959> Ask Kakashi what you're all going to do next.we don't need to tease him. He knows that goddamn Naruto of all people just beat him, and that hurts him more than anything we could say
>>32232959>[X] Ask Kakashi what you're all going to do next.this.
>>32232959>[X] Ask Kakashi what you're all going to do next.Kinda hard to gloat while tied down, so this.
>>32232959>> Ask Kakashi what you're all going to do next.expecting kakashi to 'do' something.psh
>>32232959> Ask Kakashi what you're all going to do next.I swear to god if he doesn't teach us shit until the Zabuza mission in this continuity we're going to have to slap the shit out of Sasuke
>>32232959>Sucks to suck, huh Sasuke
>>32232959>> Ask Kakashi what you're all going to do next.> (other)Ask him if all the shit talk on Eyebrows-sensei was for show
>ded last ninja quest>now refers to sasgay.lol.
>>32232959>] (other)"Wait, if i'm NOT dead last, why am I the one tied to the pole? Is it because I talked to your eternal rival?"
>>32232959>[x] Poke fun at him, he deserves it."Kakashi Sensei will you teach me that rekt no jutsu?"
>>32233038That could be good. It would give us something for blackmail, too. "Hey, Gai, did you know that your hip and cool rival was insulting your students?"
>>32233127You are a complete asshole, by which I mean an Uchiha!What do you dobroodbe edgyattract fangirlsbrood
>>32233153You forgot >brood
>>32233153there is only one right answer:>[x]all of the above!
>>32233153>monologue about how brooding and being edgy isn't helping you acquire more things to brood about
>>32233165>and still, no one has made this into a proper gif
>>32232959>>[X] Ask Kakashi what you're all going to do next.>>[X] (other)Gt yourself out of those ropes, you goddam sexy ninja you.
>>32233153>How old are you, Sasuke?"38.... caliber>Where do you live?"On the Edge"
>>32233020I was thinking we might try to learn some stuff from Kabuto, too, if we wind up being friends with him. He obviously couldn't teach us any of his really cool techniques like instant regeneration or zombie creation, but being a medic is part of his cover. So he could teach us the basic medical techniques, which are actually really useful even if we're not interested in healing. Chakra scalpels don't do much damage, but they can phase through matter to cut at the insides of things. Could be useful for developing an armor-piercing attack. And the healing palm, if performed incorrectly, knocks its target comatose instead of healing their wounds. So that's got obvious utility. Both of those could potentially be really useful, properly weaponized, given the fights we're going to be in soon enough.
>>32233217>what day is itJudgement day!
>>32233229plus we need medical skill to master some of the better poisons, according to Dran. Plus, Kabuto makes for a much more interesting foil and nemesis than Sasuke. Doubly so if he betrays the village and tries to seduce us to Orochi
>>32233229well its gonna fit our stupidly dirty fighting style we are gonna have.
>>32233253>disregard edge, acquire Zombie broi'm entirely alright with that, especially if we convince him to be a good guy and join our team by the end of it.
>>32233253This was also a factor I considered. Kabuto's cool. He's making his own way in this world, not just falling back on a bloodline like Sasuke does. He's a villain I can respect. Plus, he's just so cheerful. He's SUPER into being a villain, and you just have to admire the pleasure he gets from his work.
>>32233286>join our team by the end of it.I hope you understand how incredibly difficult that will be.
>>32233265Wait, are we so sure our dad's a traitor, and not a 'tratior' who's a convient excuse or misunderstanding?I mean Hatake Sakumo was pretty fukken reviled because he decided to put his comrades over completing the mission.(Seriously, Konoha has some pretty high levels of douchebaggery.)We could be like another version of Kakashi/Ash Lambert.
>>32233320Whoops, didn't mean to reply to anyone, just did it to bring up Quick Reply.
>>32233317It's your job to make it happen.
>>32233286and if he stays villain (probably what's going to happen, he's been indoctrinated pretty hard), it'll lead to a great fight at the Valley of the End. I think our plan is a finesse/pragmatism build, which'll match Kabuto's. Instead of just energy fists like in canon, there'd be a shitload of different techniques coming into play, and we'd both probably end up running through all three types too. Shit'd be great
>>32233320he wasn't a traitor in the conventional sense. He's called that because he failed a mission and got his team killed trying to complete the objective
>>32233387I'll have to make Valley of the End fight a multithread matter for proper epicness. It'd pretty much be a definitive pause to this quest in any case.
>>32233320Given how our Dad was a perpetualy drunk asshole who's hobbies included failling at life and hitting us, I'd say he was a worthless junk even if Konoha is just being a jerk like usual.
>>32233320I think we ARE shaping up to be the next Kakashi, and that's part of why the guy's messing with us so much. He's really disturbed by how similar our motivations are to the ones he had as a child. He doesn't know how to handle it. Hopefully the fact that we're showing a high willingness to sacrifice ourselves for the team will curtail his worries. Though that could freak him out more. Last time he saw someone sacrifice for the sake of their friends it left him with some major trauma. We might end up reminding him of Obito just like in canon, but in a far more powerful and unsettling way. Basically, what I'm saying is that Kakashi's so messed up that we can aggravate his survivor's guilt even without being the son of his teacher. Got to love it.
Refraining from pushing Sasuke any further as he's already fuming, you take the some initiative now with your spirits elated. You're an official genin now- again! Though you swear to Kami if he throws up another random test... Wait...“Home invader-sensei!”Kakashi's eye twitches, “Yes Naruto?” He's suddenly pretty polite, not nearly as sarcastic or condescending as before.“What you said before about Eyebrows-sensei, you didn't really mean that, did you?” You question, while also partly demanding an answer. Sincerely, you hope it to not be true. A loser squad he's basically called them...Kakashi scratches his cheek through the navy blue fabric of his mask, his eye looking up in thought, “Ah, yes. I did say something about Might Gai.” He drops his hand to his side, a lazy look returning to his eyes,”That was just to motivate you.” He waves it off,” All lies. He's actually an outstanding jonin, even if he's focused primarily on taijutsu...”A crow is heard cawing in the distance, and Sasuke begins to walk away, hands shoved deep into his pockets. Sakura looks up to watch him leave, yet doesn't say anything.“Where are you going?” Kakashi calls out to him, looking noticeably irrate now.“Home. You don't have anything else planned for us today, right?” Sasuke stops to look back, eying his sensei over the shoulder, the anger from before now mostly dissipated.
>>32233412As long as we doesn't remind him of his other teammate...
“Granted that you're right, I haven't dismissed you yet.” Kakashi runs his hands through his hair, thinking for a moment and deciding quickly as he relaxes his posture. “Come back here tomorrow at noon to start training. Make sure you're ready and have all your basic ninja tools with you.”Sasuke turns with a wave before flickering away.Kakashi sighs after he's left, turning back to you and Sakura. “He's a part of your team, but he needs to fix his attitude.”You sit against the pole, staring at Kakashi expectantly, and with no small amount of impatience. “So, you gonna let me down, or what?”“Ah, right.” Kakashi smiles, “You're a ninja, get yourself out.”You groan, escape jutsus weren't exactly one of your strong points.“Sensei,” Sakura raises her hand. “Can I help Naruto?”“You're a part of his team, aren't you?” Kakashi states plainly, and Sakura gets the message. She springs up and takes a Kunai out of her case.“Hold still, I'll get you out of there.” She starts sawing away at the rope until you're finally free, rope marks pressing in through your green jumpsuit. Sakura flashes a smile at you before looking away, as though she remembered your “relationship.”> Thank her formally.> Thank her passively.> Don't say anything at all.> (other)
>>32233412I'm fine with this. I'd rather see Kakashi's serious emotional trauma a lot earlier rather than his moderate surprise at generations repeating
>>32233438>sasuke thinking that kakashi won't force shit to happen just because sasuke is being a dipshit.lol
>>32233451> (other)just a simple thanks
>>32233387Here's an idea for a genjutsu we could use: Mist clones are a genjutsu-based variant of the clone technique. Being illusions, they don't dissipate when touched. You just phase right through them. So how about we produce several and overlap them with our body? It would make telling which way we're moving our limbs a lot harder to do. And it would look cool as hell. We'd be this weird flickering phantasm of a thousand arms.
>>32233451>> Thank her passively.Because formally is shit
>>32233451>[X] Thank her passively.
>>32233451> Thank her formally.We aren't ready to forgiver her yet, I don't think. But we're definitely ready to let her start making up for abandoning us
>>32233471we could also intersperse elemental clones into the mist clones (hopefully lighting), to act as a trap if people attack the wrong ones
>>32233451> (other)Just thank her. She's...she's not our friend. But she's not our enemy. We can afford to treat her with some degree of familiarity.
>>32233495An insubstantial element would be best, so yeah, lightning is probably the way to go. Could be a neat way to fight someone who thinks they've figured out the pattern. Plus, that could pave the way for us developing our own version of the lightning armor A uses. That would be an awesome to have.
>>32233411Well Kakashi's dad was shamed so much he wound up committing suicide. Seriously, even the people who's lives he saved shunned him, because he failed to complete the mission.I could easily see Konoha causing some douche maneuver to cause someone to become an alcoholic.And it true Naruto tradition, it's all Danzo's fault.
>>32233526It's always Danzo's fault.
>>32233532Well, sometimes it's Madara's fault. Though less often, if only because he's so in love with his ego that he makes his plans far too overcomplicated. Seriously, he's winning through sheer coincidence at this point. There were like, twenty points at which his plans could have failed if something he was gambling on didn't pull through. Like, very basic flaws that he didn't prepare for.
>>32233532If the village were to suddenly find itself with a lot more fire than it had previously had, would that still be Danzo's fault?
>>32233451Thank her normally.
>>32233565yepbut he was probably manipulated by Madara
>>32233565I'm willing to say that anything Orochi's done is originally Danzo's fault.In part, because Danzo's an enabler.
>>32233532Seriously, fuck Danzo.Shisui is best and danzo lost all respect when he attacked him.
>>32233584Danzo probably gave him startup corpses and ideas for what jutsu to study
>>32233603Shisui had KOTETSU JEEG on his side. I'm willing to give at least a little respect to anyone willing to go up against that.
>>32233626Yeah, but Danzo had that "lolrealityhax" that he abused throughout the entire show.And a seemingly endless supply of eyes to fuel it.
>>32233635Danzo didn't get that until after the Uchiha massacre. He went up against the Steel God with nothing but his enormous army of brainwashed assassins. Personally, I'd bet on Shisui.
>>32233658Actually he used it against Shuisui when he confronted him.He just got a fuck ton of eyes from the massacre.He already had at least one before it.
>>32233670Did he? I must be misremembering that chapter. I don't really pay attention to the flashbacks anymore, there's been practically nothing in them relevant to the plot.
>>32233683Ehh, the new (for the anime) Kakashi flashbcks have been pretty decent. Lotsa info dump stuff and behind the scenes from another perspective and shit.Actually according to the new content on how kakashi graded we should have failed this exam. Which is why Dran had Sasuke get a bell off screen.
>>32233699I haven't watched the anime in a while now, been exlusive to the manga ever since Anime naruto first got the kyuubi shroud. The mastered one.Fillers started and I gave up on devoting 20-24 minutes on watching it. I'll have to wiki the kakashi ones I guess.
>>32233451>>[X] Thank her formally.Respectfully.
“Thanks.” You say noncommittally.She nods, slipping her kunai back into its case, “Uh huh.”You rub off the rope marks, noticing the sky slowly turning orange. “So, we're good to go?”“Just one thing I wanted to show you. Sasuke will be seeing it tomorrow. Speaking of which, I want the two of you to be half an hour late.”“Why?” You and Sakura say in unison, halfway glancing at each other before you look away with a little spite of her.“You'll see, come on.”The three of you walk a short way from the pillars you'd been tied to, heading over to a large black stone cut and polished to such a degree that you can see yourself, Kakashi, and Sakura reflected in the surface.At a closer look, you see many names written in the surface as Kakashi stands beside it, the weight of an invisible burden seeming to make his shoulders tense. “Upon this stone are the names of countless heroes to the Hidden Leaf. It's here that the names of my own friends are written.” He looks down to you and Sakura.You step forward and touch the stone with a small degree of awe. “There are so many. What did they all do?”
Sakura looks at the stone and then to Kakashi sensei, seeming to read the slightest bit of disturbance on his face, she frowns.“They died in the line of duty, killed on the mission.” He smiles, more than a little pained, though he hides it rather well beneath that mask.Feeling a sudden surge of guilt, you flinch away from contact with the stone slowly curling your fingers into a fist to push down the morose feeling of guilt welling in your gut. “My dad's name isn't on here I bet.” You swallow, “But I bet his squad is.”“It's the same case for me.” Kakashi keeps up his fake smile, stepping up to you and ruffling your hair, a rather familiar act. You frown at it, looking back up to him, “What do you mean?”“I'll see the two of you tomorrow.” Kakashi starts off first, leaving you standing there with questions.You turn and yell after him,”Kakashi-sensei! What do you mean!?”“Nothing Naruto, just remember. Ninjas that don't complete the mission are trash. But those that abandon their teammates are lower than that.”Those words hit home and shut you up.“It's still too soon to say, but so far? I don't see your father in you. Don't disappoint me.”And with that, Kakashi flickers away, going off to who-knows-where, and leaving you and Sakura alone in training field three.A gust sends Sakura's hair fluttering in the breeze, your own hair rustling gently, the slightest ripples running through your green suit.“I guess I'll go home too.” Sakura says as she starts to walk off too,”See you tomorrow Naruto.”> “See ya.”> Don't talk to her.> “I'll walk home with you.”> (other)
>>32233796> “See ya.”hesitate a second, then offer your hand to shake
>>32233796>>> “See ya.”
>>32233796>> “See ya.”Just casual, with a wave.
>>32233796> “See ya.”
>>32233796>> “See ya.”"...See you tomorrow."
>>32233796>> “See ya.”then head to the library to study. We're actually a ninja now, so we can probably have access to shit like chakra theory and at least basic jutsusplus running into Hinata on the way or in the library, since she's probably already finished her test and is back to stalking us
>>32233796Meant to post this.
>>32233796>> “See ya.”After see leaves, work on our core with some sit ups, then treat ourselves to some ramen. Hell, use the ramen as a self reward for [insert absurd yet achievable number of sit ups here].
>>32233805>>32233833these are both good, and we can do them both. Unless an interruption happens, which is fine too
>>32233796>> “See ya.”Now, commence training.
Alright."See Ya" Wins.Now the important question.> Work out for that taijutsu bod.> Nerd up and hit the books.
>>32233863>>32233833Head to the library where we run into Hinata and do a bit of studying with her, then discuss chakra theory over ramen and head out for some late night cardio.
>>32233900> Nerd up and hit the books.see>>32233902
>>32233900> Work out for that taijutsu bod.time to git gud
>>32233900>>32233900.....uhhh.....uhh....uhhhWhichever one makes us run into Hinata.But seriously Nerd it up, preferably as this anon plays it out>>32233902
>>32233900>read you nerdgotta learn new stuff somehow.
>>32233900>[X] Nerd up and hit the books.We need that chakra manipulation. We worked out pretty heavily the past two days, plus a pretty intense fight this morning. Give ourselves a break to let those muscles heal. Oh, and don't forget to get some food. We haven't eaten anything today except one bite of toast.
>>32233900>[x] Work out for that taijutsu bod.
>>32233922>>32233909I swear this isn't that same person.
>>32233900>>32233902this if possible. Especially since Kakashi doesn't need us until the crack of noon
>>32233900> Nerd up and hit the books.
>>32233900>> Nerd up and hit the books.Chakra theory and possibly the beginnings of Toxicology.
>>32233900Can't we do both?We have time since we don't need to be up till noon.We could hit the books now and go for late night workouts until about 4am, then catch 7hours sleep.
>>32233900> Work out for that taijutsu bod.
>>32233901>Dat fucking voice.I'm so confused.
>>32233900> Nerd up and hit the books.chakrabasic jutsu applicationsToxicology 101So You Want To Date Your Stalker, by M. Shirayuki
>>32233946He said a half hour late. Though given how late he often is, arriving a half hour after him probably would be around noon, yeah.
>>32233973Oh, no wait. Cancel that. He said Sasuke should show up at noon. So yeah, we show up at 12:30.
>>32233973Nah, we don't have to be there until 12:30
>>32233902You. I like you. Have a cute and a +1 on your idea
>>32233902>>32233909>>32233922>>32233926>>32233927>>32233948>>32233954>>32233972NERRRDSSS!You'll do some bedtime pushup/situp to balance out the brain/body thing since I see some peeps want to combine. Major/minor-like.>>32234013YES.Yes.Oh god yes...What?
>>32234012ThanksCountered with the opposite
Rolled 7>>32234043rolling for hinata
>>32234056FUCK WRONG ONEhere>>32234052You forgot the +10 modifier for stalker status
>>32234068>Upper rightWhy would you even HUMOR touching the chakra death orb? Ugh.
>>32234068nah, she gets the bonus. Means she finds us instead of the other way around
>>32234068There is no wrong one when it comes to drawings of hugging Hinata.
>>32234078Ehh, if anyone could touch it and be fine it's a member of the Hyuga clan
>>32234068I'll throw out a different opposite
>>32234078Gentle Fist protecting her hands, maybe?
>>32234100That's just so awkward
>>32234122Ah.I don't eat hotdogs. Not really much I can think of that I'd ever use mustard for.More of a vinaigrette person.Workin on next post.My sides are finally back from orbit.
>>32234122Mustard a shitKetchup is better
>>32234198Why not both?
>>32234198>>32234208Ketchup and mayonnaise masterrace here
>>32234221I guess I should say something about hot sauce.I don't like it.
>>32234221Horseradish and Grey Poupon masterrace.
>>32234230Not even on, like, tacos?
Imagine what Neji is going to do when he finds out we've gotten Hinata pregnant.
>>32234253I use salsa for tacos.It's better on tofu.
>>32234244There's a condiment call poupon?
>>32234257It gunna get gud
>>32234257Hopefully we've already beaten him by the time that happens.
>>32234279fried tofu! not even veggie here I like it with pork in fried rice
>>32234298Tofu is actually a really nice food that's been utterly ruined by attempts to market it as a meat substitute. Taken on its own, it's quite pleasant. But it will never compete with meat, and as long as it tries to it will never reach widespread acceptance.
No mention of Ajika..../tg/, I am disappointed
Dran.Please tell me you didn't give the Fox to Sasuke.
>>32234323But deep fried sweet tofu
“Sakura!” You call out to your... comrade, and jog up yo her.She turns to your voice and looks at you with more than a bit of curiosity. “What Naruto?”You cross your arms for a moment before throwing a hand out. “You did a good job today.”Sakura looks down to your hand, and then up to you, her surprise written clearly on her face, as she takes your hand with her own soft fingers. She moves a lock of her hair behind her ear, an embarrassed smile on her face, “You too Naruto.” The two of you shake and then her hand slips out of yours. After that, you part ways.After that, you start thinking on the way back. Maybe getting paired with Mr. Perfect and Sakura was a good deal. You get a chance to compare yourself with the best of the academy, see where you're at and look to surpass him. As for Sakura?You smile a little besides yourself, you might get an old friend back. It quickly fades into a frown, if you can forgive her for ditching you.You let out those thoughts bounce around your head for a while as you think of what to do next. If you want to pass up Sasuke, you're gonna need to study. Learn things that you never did at the academy... The prospect intimidates you a bit, you've never really been a scholar let alone a book person-but.You're not dead last today. There's a first for that, and it'll be a first for this too. You slap your cheeks hard, letting them get rosy from blood flowing in,”Yosh.” You whisper with a soft conviction. You're going to get smart. Smarter than that chump Sasuke even.
>>32234371All this tofu talk, man. How do we know it isn't Dran foreshadowing that?
>>32234371Oh dear god...
Back into the village's urban parts, you find yourself subject to the occasional condescending stare, but you don't pay them as much mind, keeping your head up, and displaying your headband proudly... Though you do kind of wonder if you couldn't wear it elsewhere... Sakura had been wearing it as a headband... Meh, something to think about, maybe.You get lost for a while looking for the library, keeping your orientation by the Kage faces. You keep staring at the broken one for a while, the face absolutely a wreck. No one's ever really talked about that one aside from saying how briefly he'd been Kage.Eventually, you discover it through street signs and the like.You show them your ninja identification and are allowed admittance without much more fuss.“You may only study books and scrolls within the library. As a genin, you do not have the clearance to take any research material home.” The clerk says, he gives you a shrewd look as he makes the rules known, pushing up his glasses.Nodding, you look around the place, finding it to be much bigger on the inside that you had first suspected.You don't really see anyone you know here, and that's a good thing. Better to not be known than to be picked at. For now, you have a bit of solitude, taking solace in the fact.Research materials...> Chakra Control 101(Required for complex ninjus, medical ninjus, and genjutsu.)> Taijutsu Manual (Basic movements, forms, holds, and guards.)> Basic Ninjutsu ( D and E ranked techniques, includes body replacement ninju)> Elemental theory.>Fuinjutsu(Sealing techniques. An Anon has likened this to DnD wizardry.)> (Other)Pick two.
>>32234371Doesn't really need to, he get magic eyes that can turn into *other* magic eyes.Meanwhile we get all our powers stripped from us.I mean when he gets all those fancy eyeball powers, we're pretty much left in the dust.Side-Character quest ahoy!We're full Reinhold, now.
>>32234371It DOES need to be in someone around our age.
>>32234411>> Elemental theory.and Toxocology
>>32234371My suspicions is on it being Sakura, personally. We're the non-OP character in Team 7 now, so she gets it to compensate.
>>32234411>> Elemental theory.(This'll give naruto an early in to figuring out chakra natures)Forgot to mention that one.>>32234427>and ToxicologyYeah, add that to the list. Sorry I forgot it.
>>32234411>> Elemental theory.And Poisons>>32234429Maybe Hinata?
>>32234411> Chakra Control 101(Required for complex ninjus, medical ninjus, and genjutsu.)>Fuinjutsu(Sealing techniques. An Anon has likened this to DnD wizardry.)The canon Uzumaki don't exist in this timeline. But by God, by the time we're through the name Uzumaki WILL be associated with strong chakra and mastery of seals.
>>32234411>>Fuinjutsu(Sealing techniques. An Anon has likened this to DnD wizardry.)and Toxocology...hey, I just realized: if Sasuke is now Dead Last, does that mean if Naruto ever dies, we have to switch POVs to him?
>>32234411>Basic Ninjutsu>Elemental Theory
> Chakra Control 101(Required for complex ninjus, medical ninjus, and genjutsu.)>Fuinjutsu(Sealing techniques. An Anon has likened this to DnD wizardry.)Without the fox and Uzumaki blood, our chakra is never going to be that great for large scale ninjutsu, Control is better to make as much use of our mediocre reserves as possible.Taijutsu we don't need, since Gai can pretty better than pretty much any taijutsu manual.
>>32234411> (Other)Weapon combat or some military training manual, much like the ones the CIA used to distribute.
>>32234411> Basic Ninjutsu ( D and E ranked techniques, includes body replacement ninju)Body replacement is one of the most important things in the series. Being able to go "lolnope. ur ultimate technique only just ashed a log. You wasted a ton of chakra for nothing" is amazing.> Elemental theory.
>>32234411>>[X] Taijutsu Manual (Basic movements, forms, holds, and guards.)>>[x] Elemental theory.
>>32234411Fuinjutsu Chakra controlGonna get mad esoteric, Sasuke and Sakura can handle normal ninja shit better anyway.
>>32234443>>32234427TheseNeed to Find out our element and work on poisons simply because poisons are underrated and overpowered.
Waitwaitwait, what if we got good enough with Chakra Control to be able to duplicate Tsunade's strength technique, THEN combine it with Gai's increbile Taijutsu training?Guys, we could become a Muscle Wizard!
>>32234411>> Chakra Control 101(Required for complex ninjus, medical ninjus, and genjutsu.)>> Taijutsu Manual (Basic movements, forms, holds, and guards.)Chakra control is useful for damn near everything, and when fancy jutsus and general magical shenanigans don't work, you can always go for the classic kick in the nuts.Later works for vaginas too
>>32234411>> Basic Ninjutsu ( D and E ranked techniques, includes body replacement ninju)
>>32234447No. Naruto is still technically dead last.Kakashi was just making a funny.
>>32234411>> Elemental theory.>> Toxicology
>>32234482Tsunade is just strong, has nothing to do with chakra control>>32234411Elements because we need it before focusing on jutsu.From there either posions or taijutsu.
>>32234411...I bet Naruto's dad was still Hokage, but he fucked up royally, was dismissed or executed, and his monument was dismantled; it would also explain why Naruto is still a pariah considering he's the son of the cowardly Hokage
>>32234482>all these interesting techniques>nah let's punch stuff hard
>>32234501It's both, actually. She's naturally super-strong as a result of her medical ninjutsu letting her augment her body. Then she adds onto this with boosts of power from chakra manipulation as needed.
Rolled 5>>32234501no she uses chakra control to hit that hard, she gathers it to the end of her fist and releases it in an explosive burst of force to increase the impact of the hit. Sakura learns this later as well. only sakura could learn it because of her excellent chakra control abilities.
>>32234501Tsunade's destructive strikes are paired up with an explosive release of chakra at the point of impact to increase the force along with natural strength.>>32234507>>nah let's punch stuff REALLY hardftfyAnyway, counting.
>>32234501Then, couldn't we just combine Gai-jutsu with that Chakra Scalpels Technique?I mean, Medic-nin need great chakra control to *avoid* killing their patients, so we could deliberately flub the scalpel technique to make the equivilant of operating with rusty serrated blades, and then punching them into people like Kenshirou.
EEEEEEEETTTTTTCCCCFFFFNNNWMM>>32234548There's this.Unarmed Swordsage mode. It's a possibility.As it is, Elements and toxicology win out. They don't really compliment, but they were still voted for in that pair... Arighty then.
Guys, guys, why choose between sweet techniques, doctoring, and super strength when we can become Doctor McNinja and have all of the above?
>>32234578What was T?
>>32234578seperate issues reallyDoes this include us rolling for our element?because it's not exactly a large subject. Doing the test really shouldn't take much time.
>>32234411> Chakra Control 101(Required for complex ninjus, medical ninjus, and genjutsu.)and if we get a second one:> Basic Ninjutsu ( D and E ranked techniques, includes body replacement ninju)We need solid basic right now.
>>32234588Forgot my pic
>>32234599Toxicology.M was taijutsu Manual
Urgh... can we call it Poisoncraft? Sounds more ninja-y and less like we need a doctorate.
After reflecting on my previous post (>>32234455), I gotta say, the toxicology sounds really kickass.
>>32234624I like the sound of Toxicology
>>32234548That's basically what Kabuto does, actually. He focuses more on speed than raw strength, but if he manages to strike you in the chest you're more or less dead. Separates your heart from the rest of your blood stream, obviously quite fatal.
>>32234624>not wanting a doctorate"So, Dr.Uzumaki, what is your specialty again?""Toxicology. The study of poisons. Like the one I put in your tea.""..."
>>32234629See, I'm thinking that it's going to be useless in any serious fight. Don't get me wrong, it'll be great against the average ninja. But most of the named characters have some means to bullshit their way out of it.
Kinda dissapointed that we went with Elemental Jutsu.I mean that seems to be the domain of Chakra powerhouses, which we decidedly are not.I mean Toxicology has uses, but it also has pretty much zero synergy with elements.
>>32234668Do you remember that Hanzo dude and his poisoned weapon? He was strong enough that the Sannin earned their names for *surviving* against him.
>>32234637I swear, I'm just a normal human! Check my trip ode bro! Assimilate! Assimilate! Assimilate!
>>32234680It'd actually be best to roll water for toxicology.Take steps to become like Hanzo.
>>32234668Nah, Poison gas is a bitch to counter.Not only that but we coat every weapon we have with it, and our main weapons (I'm hoping some spiked knuckles) and then a single hit can easily become a death blow. Or at least seriously harm them.
>>32234688Or wind, so we can use poison gas.
*sigh* I'm sorry guys but I REALLY need to get this off my chest. It will probably get me branded a heretic as well but....I am not a fan of Hinata as a love interest for Naruto.Now here me out! I will admit to what most of you are thinking, and yes I actually do prefer Sakura as a love interest. Feel free to call me out if you think I have shit taste. But at the very least read my words.Now then, do you think that if Sakura and Sasuke got together it would be a healthy or even long lasting relationship? I say no because of the very shallow reasons it would be based on. Now there is a reason I bring this up. And it is because Hinata interest in Naruto is just as shallow. *Sigh* I can already here you guys calling for my blood. The reason I say this is because Hinata give only one singular reason for being interested in Naruto, just like Sakura for Sasuke. However instead of looks or coolness, it's his defiance, or will to never give up.Now you may ask, 'why is that a bad thing?' Well the reason I say this is because Hinata takes it to the level of an almost obsession. She even canonically follows Naruto around while staying out of sight. People call Sakura out on being a fangirl, but Hinata exhibits much more fangirlish behavior with that one action. Another thing is that the reason she admires Naruto so for this quality is because she herself lacks it and wishes she had it. If taken to it's logical extreme you could say that Hinata has an idol like worship for Naruto. And that shit does not make for a healthy relationship at all.It if for this that I say that while I would never sabotage it I am personally against the Hinata pairing route. For those of you who read this far I would like to thank you for bearing with reading this and not dismissing it out of hand because of my opinions. Should any of you have the wish to discuss this further I would be happy to do so.
>>32234688I figured Wind would also be good for air/contact poisons.I hope to god we're not stuck as water, AGAIN, I mean it's been covered to death in previous /tg/ quests.
>>32234688Are we going to be rolling for our element here?>>32234695I like you.A Poison Tornado that will poison you both through breathing it in and through your bloodstream.
>>32234668I see where you're coming from. However, consider that we can already get top tier taijutsu from GIai and can intergrate toxicology into weapon-based techniques.
>>32234700...so why not break the idol worship and let them properly get to know each other? I am not against doing the same for Sasuke and Sakura.
>>32234700>.I am not a fan of Hinata as a love interest for Naruto.leave
>>32234688I think you're a water elemental in disguise, Dran. It would explain a lot about your quests.
>>32234694>>32234688Fire is awesome with poison,With just a small burn the poison residue gets in. You can make use of poisons normally only deadly by ingestion. Also Burns and poison!
Also >Chakra ControlWe need to get the basics down before we get into any advanced shit. And with Chakra Control we can apply that to just about any justu studies
>>32234695or acidic fog
>>32234700The *sigh*s, victim complexing, and defeatism made your post far more repulsive than did any opinions expressed within it.
>>32234713I like this, we can still be the green beast but learn some weapon skills from tenten and then add in poison
>>32234700I see nothing here that says they cannot have a healthy relationship upon getting to know each other.That's what dates are for.
W-who earth here...
>>32234700Why not both?Get them to know you and each other.If it works, win.If not, still win.
I can't believe you guys picked poisons. It's not really even an effective use of our time right now, we really don't have the resources or time to fuck around with coating weapons with different poisons, and we're a genin whose sensei doesn't even specialize in poisons. It's really not even going to be put to any use because our fundamentals still suck. We need to lay groundwork right now, we can specialize stuff like this later when subtleties are actually required for missions.
>>32234739Swamp of the Underworld all the way mah nigga. Ditto for the Double Suicide Decapitation Technique.
>>32234723Burns seal the blood stream, so it's tied for worst with Earth and lightning for the worst
>>32234739Earth's pretty cool. It's great for terrain manipulation, which fits our desired goals of being a smart fighter rather than a strong fighter.
>>32234713Hmm, my first thought for toxic taijutsu was Panacotta Fugo and Purple Haze.I guess we could get some spiked knuckles and cover them in poison or something.>>32234742Hey, don't forget, we also decided to pick elemental jutsu despite having no inherent strength for it!
>>32234739Earth a shit you mudskin remove kebab anatolia a greek clay
>>32234742We are laying groundwork.And poison is really the only way to deal with superior opponents and right now everyone is superior to us.
>>32234718Eh, it's mostly because I think that would be hard considering her already shy nature. If she actually has trouble communicating with Naruto it would be hard to break her idol worship of him. Plus with that low self-esteem of her's she sees Naruto as everything she is now and wishes to be. With how she sees Naruto right now he couldn't build up the self-esteem she needs to break free of the worship because of course Naruto would try to better her. Basically the worst person to try and break another's idol worship is the idol themsleves.
>>32234742Well, remember, this is just a single night of reading for Naruto. This is less him picking a path to learn and more just seeing what's available to learn.
>>32234729Could be used with water to better effect if fog.>>32234722I don't think you have any idea what you're talking about meatba- I mean, honored anon.Of course, I'm just another red-blooded human being with no particular bias to any one element.Though I do dislike fire to an extent. I love Asher's fire explosions though.Figuring out how I'm going to do element roll..
>>32234742We're laying the groundwork for our specialization, charting out a plan. We're not gonna set out and dump what cash we have into poisons just yet, but establishing interest and maybe picking up the basic ideas now isn't going to do any harm.
>>32234768>despite having no inherent strength for it!Not really.We really only picked to to find out what ours is so that we know how to plan things out.And there's no way to "have strength for it" we just haven't had any contact with it yet.
>>32234732I wasn't trying to make myself a victim or be defeatist. I just realize that I'm defending an unpopular opinion. Possibly being the only one who thinks this. Sorry if that offended you. I'm just naturally polite>>32234738It just that it's a little hard to get to know someone when they can barely stand to be in your presence.
>>32234774If we asked her to have ramen with us she would say yes. It's all downhill from there.
>>32234768>I guess we could get some spiked knucklesSome of us had considered looting the Demon Brothers' claws/gauntlets and chain.
>>32234756Burns remove that lovely barrier between a person and the environment.As soon as someone moves the cauterization on a large burn cracks and weeps.Burns get poisoned just on their own often enough so adding poison would just be even more better.It'd be really good againststronger opponents, fleeing and then coming back after a few hours have worn down the enemy and they are sick hlucinating, whatever.
>>32234792I think he means that we don't have the chakra necessary to use really powerful elemental techniques. But I think there's a lot we could do with minor stuff, if used properly, so it probably won't be an issue.
>>32234802>It just that it's a little hard to get to know someone when they can barely stand to be in your presence.All it takes is a good laugh to get the words flowing.
>>32234782>how to element rollroll 1d5 yourself, one element per number
>>32234700>*sigh*>i feel bad.>i am the victim>look at me>listen to meI am a few sentences in you idiotic babbling and hate you already. Fuck off.
>>32234768>spiked knuckles and cover them in poison or something.seconding
>>32234805That's dumb, we have no one to partner with, and the claws would leave our hands useless for other weapons, taijutsu styles, or hand seals. All in all, it was a silly gimmick from a pair of sub par butt buddy brothers
We will beKonoha's Green Turd
>>32234782>Though I do dislike fire to an extent.MOTHERFUCKER IF YOU DO WHA->I love Asher's fire explosions though.We coo'
>>32234826That's all there is to it.
>>32234804Speaking of ramen, A) is it still our favorite thing to eat and B) are we still welcome at Ichiraku's. I don't mind a reasonable like of ramen as something we treat ourselves to, but the OMG RAMENTTEBAYO <3 bullshit was really annoying.
>>32234816Just controlling a rock shard dipped with poison would be a huge help in a fight.
>>32234805I'm for looting everything from our fallen opponents. If Zabuza still winds up dying in this timeline, we're taking his fucking sword. Forget leaving it as a grave marker, that's only going to get it stolen like in canon. Whereas if we take it...that thing's a cultural relic for Mist, we could ransom it back to them for so much.
>>32234805Falls apart when you think about it. Especially the no hand seals thing.Better something that leaves the fingers free. Like spiked knuckles or claws.
>>32234833I don't think we were gonna use both, though I think there was mention of modifying it so we could use the free gauntlet as a meteor-hammer-type thing.
>>32234842Fuck ramen, go borscht.
Rolled 7You pick out a scroll labeled “Chakra Natures” and a book titled, “Poisoner's handbook.” The Scroll isn't that heavy for what one could be, while the book is actually rather weighty, requiring more in depth study.You open up the scroll and get a rundown of different types of chakra natures, which are basically the act of transforming chakra into or using it to control one of five elements.There's Fire, Water, Earth, Air, and Lightning, each with their own strength versus another element. And the one that they're strong against creating a more powerful technique.Fire beats wind, turning into an explosive wildfire.Wind beats lightning, consuming it into an effective storm.Lightning beats earth, destroying it and electrifying the stoneEarth beats water, draining it and possibly creating landslides.Water beats fire, smothering it, and advancing forward with heat and tide.You read that one can test their inherent affinity with special paper. Asking the clerk about this, he pushes up his glasses and walks off into a backroom, soon producing a couple sheets of paper.“Here you are. Run chakra through the paper and its reaction will reveal your element.”1- No element.2- Water3- Fire4- Earth5- Wind6- Lightning7- Wildcard.
>>32234855I think sealing them into gloves or something was mentioned.
>>32234862Yes, because borscht is going to be quite common in a setting based on Japanese tropes and culture.
>>32234852>not giving it back to them to earn huge favor points.do you even hero?
>>32234864AHAHAHAHHA We WILDCARD, baby!
>>32234852Of course.We're taking every unique sword and weapon we come across. Especially legendary ones like the 7 ninja swords of the mist.That shit would sell for bank. The leaf quartermaster probably has a buy/sell program for anything ninja find in the field.
>>32234700>*Sigh*Fuck off back to Gaia.
Okay, a question about Elemental affinities.will weird options be possible for the roll, like say wood?
>>32234864Hahahahaha! Wildcard it is!
>>32234872Number One Maverick Ninja!
>>32234816In that case, Chakra control would probably help more than elemental techniques.Chakra control gets us access to Genjutsu, Medic Jutsu, AND makes your Ninjitsu more effective, which is needed, since we don't have Canon-Naruto's bottemless well to draw upon.
>>32234831I tend to type how I talk, I try to make the things I'm saying sound natural. I never said I feel bad for expressing my opinion. I just realized that on 4chan having a dissenting opinion, especially one that is the direct contrast of the most popular one will get you ripped apart in seconds. So I was prepared for that possibility. I did want people to actually read my post but doesn't everyone here? I don't think I'm the victim nor do I think I need to make myself out to be. I'm just aware.
>>32234864WAT?Did we just get a kekia genkai?
>>32234864>dat wildcardeven in Dran quest we are a super special snowflake.
>>32234856Huh, /tg/ really has a penchant for impractical ideas they think are cool. Nothing strictly wrong with that, but I always thought things like One Piece were too silly and foppish to take seriously. Honestly, going through all the trouble to modify the gauntlet just seems to be an inefficient alternative to just using an actual meteor hammer.
>>32234864>dice picks wildcardThe gods know what /tg/ wants.
>>32234864Time to summon our Personas!
>>32234864YOU HAD ONE JOB, DRAN!!!!ONE OF THE JOBS!!!NOW I DON'T KNOW IF I'M DELIGHTED OR TERRIFIEDGOOD WORK!!!! YOU ARE AWESOME!!!
>>32234888I'm not really sure what you mean by that?
>>32234864>7- Wildcard.HALEEB IT!
>>32234905Shhh... we'll know for certain once we're told what it means. Watch - it means our affinity fluctuates, and we can neither control nor be any good at any of them.
>>32234901Oh, I agree. It's one of the things I voted for. I was all for improving our fundamentals. On the other hand, now we get some crazy exotic chakra nature, so this has turned out well for us.
>>32234864>Actually rolled seven.Huh.
>>32234864>lets make Naruto normal Ninja and have him work hard>no bullshit powers>dice gives hime wildcard element powers
>>32234903If you don't think you're a victim, why are you compelled to explain your position?
>>32234895That's just Water+Earth as natural ones.
>>32234864>implying the dice god doesn't love shiny cards.oh you cad.
>>32234909It's not like there isn't any room for Rule of Cool in the Naruto universe.
>>32234933what the fuck does this mean?you pick?we vote?
>>32234934pretty much my whole thoughts on this
>>32234903You know, you spend more time talking about saying your opinion than actually saying your opinion.
>>32234904Pssh, don't be silly, everyone knows this Naruto can have no inherent advantages.Everthing must be accomplished via hard work. *everything.*>>32234805>>32234833>>32234909Didn't this exact fucking argument happen in a previous quest. I'm getting deja-vu here.
>>32234939Yeah, and it's the most powerful chakra nature, that only one man has ever had without major biotechnological modification. It's not something to take lightly.
>>32234934Special elemental affinity does not mean we get special amounts of chakra to us eit without hard work
>>32234933What now? You gonna put all the combos in a list and roll for them now?
>>32234933>implying Kishimoto hasn't superseded QM fiat
>>32234933Did you not have a plan for 7?
>>32234903You write and talk like an insufferable faggot then.
>>32234938Because usually when you give a opinion of something or someone misunderstands something you would try to clarify your reasoning? If you have a stance you tend to defend it. And in doing so you have to explain your reasoning and thought process.
>>32234944I'm not saying there isn't, I'm just saying that this claw thing seems impractical for very little pay off. The claw/chain wasn't even the coolest thing from that show, yet you're talking about majorly incorporating it into our fighting style, and I'm a little hesitant to get behind that when there is so much cool shit to use instead.
>>32234958No, the person who had it just happened to be crazy powerful.The kekkai genkai itself wasn't inherently "better" than any other.
one positive thing is that Specials relate back to a common element right?
>>32234981I'm still supporting using a set of Spiked knuckles.
>>32234921Thirded. "Looting corpses sure is awesome, eh, Kabuto-sempai""Indeed it is, Narutoi-kun. Oh, loo, this one had special eyes..."
Okay. Here's the thing. My plan for seven was kind of iffy.I'll offer you guys a choice.> Take the mystery box and whatever it may or may not offer.> Choose an element and roll again.Not directly pertaining to the prior choice, but I could angle Naruto being experimented on previously in his life to get wood ninjutsus.
>>32234954That's because apparently they way I say my opinion is what people are focusing on. It's hard to discuss something you said when people are harping on how you said it or your exact word structure.
>>32234982Didn't he combine it with Senjutsu and Ying-Yang release or something?Huh, that might actually be our affinity, Ying-Yang.
Keep in mind that a decent portion of Hinata's love for Naruto was because of him saving her from the bullies whent hey were little.
>>32234996>Take the mystery box orSTOPPED READING THERE>> Take the mystery box and whatever it may or may not offer.Implying there was any other way
>>32234996>> Choose an element and roll again.Wind
>>32234996>[X] Take the mystery box and whatever it may or may not offer.The box! The box!
>>32234996> Choose an element and roll again....Double elements? Baller!
>>32234996>[ x ] Take the mystery box and whatever it may or may not offer.What the fuck is wrong with you Dran? Why put it there in the first place then?
>>32234996Wait, do we get to roll for 2 elements or the mystery box?Because only 1 element provides pretty much zero incentive to reroll.
> Take the mystery box and whatever it may or may not offer.We've been gambling men so far. Why stop now?
>>32234996>[X] Take the mystery box and whatever it may or may not offer.I could take the car, or the Mystery Box, and the Mystery Box could have anything in it, even a car!
>>32234996>> Take the mystery box and whatever it may or may not offer.duh
>>32234955>deja-vuI don't quest enough to be certain I'm afraid. And until things get heated, it's just discussion!>>32234981I'll agree it might not be the MOST awesome, but oddly enough it always seems to be the most memorable for me. Right up there with Zabuza's sword.
>>32234996Dran. You reroll. And use a fluffy 1d5 die. Simple.
>>32234996> Choose an element and roll again.Lightning
>>32234992Nothing against spiked knuckles, situationally effective and they can be easily dropped or taken off when they aren't needed, plus they're pretty cool looking.
>>32234996How could I ever choose anything other than...> Take the mystery box and whatever it may or may not offer.THE BOX
>>32234996>[x] Take the mystery box and whatever it may or may not offer.
>>32234996I'll throw my vote behind mystery box.
>>32235018Pick the first one in a vote, then do a roll for the second.
>>32234996>be wood ninjutsubut box Dran box!god damn it.
>>32235010>>32235014We won;t get to choose and we'll only get one
>>32234996>> Take the mystery box and whatever it may or may not offer.BOX BOX BOXDran knows this.His wording decided the vote before it was offered.
>>32234996>spoilerIf you are going to give him wood then make it natural at least. He was experimented you just didn't know it is shit.
>>32234977That wasn't a clarification of your reasoning, nor did your opponent misunderstand anything. It was more like you were dismissing your opponents's argument based on the tone of his writing, chiding him for not being more civil.
This will end with lava.
>>32235018Oh fuck, nevermind, I fail at reading comprehension.>>32235025I'm pretty sure this agument happened in the original Five Nations Quest with Shimaru Yamada.>>32235036Yeah, I only got that *after* I posted, and then the fucking delay for deleting/posting kicked in.
>>32234996> Choose an element and roll again.Lightning.>inb4 mysterybox gets chosen and it turns out that Nurburgerr has 'anti-chakra' or some shit.
>>32235037Bun, Anon, we can't be guaronteed wood from rolling, and the Box could even BE wood!
>>32234996> Take the mystery box and whatever it may or may not offer.All or nothing
>>32234996why would he need to be experimented on?I mean it appeared naturally for one hokage,why not give the entire village the finger by having it appear naturally for naruto.Ice would be kind of comical later?
>>32234996Dat mystery box
>>32234996Clarification please, Dran? If we get two elements, does that mean we get the resulting advanced element made from fusing them, or do we just have equal affinity with both? Because if we get a one in four chance of wood release...I'd go for option two.
>>32235045It literally says "choose an element and roll again".>choose an elementWe get to pick the first one we want>and roll againSecond element randomly decided
>>32235052I'm okay with this
>>32235057in b4 its poison and we oorochimaru now.
>>32235057Wood was only uber-god tier because Hashirama was combining it with Sage Mode and I *thing* Ying-Yang.I mean Wood Release without that is probably Tenzo Tier, or even lower, since he was injected with the ubermensch's DNA to get it to work.
We Full Elemental Sage now
>>32235007Hrmm, this is true. However it still seems a little far to take her affection for just that. Then again she is just 12 at this point. So we'll see what Dran does with her.Though I do have to wonder, who had the balls to bully a Hyuga?Also did this Naruto do that? He seemed to be mostly out for himself before we took control thanks to his current life.
>>32235061Canonically it appeared for him because he was a direct descendent of Ninja Jesus. Well, Ninja Buddha, I guess, whatever. Though no one else in his family got it, so I'm calling bullshit on that explanation.
>>32235061Maybe Mystery Box is 3 Chakra Natures?
>>32234996>Dat spoilerI'd be kinda pissed if he had some snowflakey advantage when we're specifically trying to avoid that. That said, if it was cool enough, it'd be easier to roll with it. If you wanan go FULL snowflake/edgelord, I might through in a suggestion that if Zabuza dies and we take his sword, he happens to haunt/mentor us. But I'm certain that's a tad too fan-fictionesque for most.
>>32235061>entire village hates naruto>naruto gets the undisputed best element affinityi can see it.
A kekkei genkai is not just having 2+ elements, it's when you have 2+ elements -and- they fuse together into something new.Naruto could get wind, lightning, and fire and still not get anything more than just those three elements.
>>32234996>> Choose an element and roll again.I hate to turn down the mystery box but this. Also fire
>>32234996>> Take the mystery box and whatever it may or may not offer.Obviously mystery box
natural talent at sage chakra?
>Take mystery box>Congratulations! You are Water aligned.
>>32235105AKA, not needing extensive training to stand still?
>>32235098It's having them be your base starting natures.You can fuse them when you start with them, ones learned later in life cannot be fused.
>>32235115i could see that, it would suck.
>>32234996>> Take the mystery box and whatever it may or may not offer.dammit dran
>>32235079Just checked, nope Hashbrown Senju doesn't have Omyouton, he merely combines Sage Mode with Mokuton.Which we will *never* be able to do, since we don't have enough Chakra to become a sage.>>32235115>Aka I don't want to run this quest anymore.
>>32235115Not gonna lie, I thought of it.
>>32235133Actually Sage requires no real internal chakra.Just nature chakra from the outside.So yes we actually could go sage mode.
>>32235143Only a man who loves trolling his fanbase more than Kishimoto and Kubo combined would do such a thing.
>>32235048I'm not sure I follow. He said that I was victimizing myself and then dismissed me. I explained the way I type which he seemed to take as me victimizing myself. Also I did explain my reasoning It just that I had to defend the reasoning of my typing style rather than my opinion since that is what he focused on.If anything I was the one who was dismissed based on the tone of my writing.
>>32235143Don't. You. Fucking. Dare.
>>32235143I change my mind. I want to pick one and roll again.
>WildcardWe Tony Stark now.>accoun isinvestcaptcha agrees
>>32235133Wood release supposedly boosts your chakra just by having it. Though that might just be because everyone who has the wood release got it by incorporating Hashirama's cells into them. If we somehow got it naturally it might be different. But even on its own, it's still pretty great. It's capable of extremely versatile shape transformation, lets you link minds with your clones, and can produce biologicals on command. That last one would be especially useful given our desire to use poison in our combat style.
>>32235115>not just "You are not aligned">with no further explanation>anon thinks there must have been something>some say it was just empty>arguements go wild>no explanation from the QM. Only vague comments.>revealed much later there was nothing all along
>>32235167He isn't actually going to do it Anon.I hope.
>>32235143I swear to god dran, I'm already drowning myself in whisky and oxies.
I kinda just want the sheet to fold up into a little person, crumple up a piece of paper, throw it at us, and just NOPE off.
Finding out our Chkra Nature is pretty much going to determine how much I want to focus on Chakra Control if it's pretty much anything, except Ying-Yang, I'll be 'meh, time to work on Chakra control' if it IS Yin-Yang, it'll be "Drop what ever we're doing and work on control/fuuinjutsu right NAO">According to Fukasaku, only those who already possess "extreme chakra levels" can utilise natural energy to invoke senjutsu.NOPE.jpg
>>32235174We can learn no Elements. EverOrWe're the Shadow Element.
>>32235143>inb4 anti chakra in some bizarre pseudo Melchior's gate alignment thing
Here's another important question.I ran a quest about a year ago called Mirage Village. Was supposed to be naruto set XXXX amount of years in the past with altered ninjutsu origins.To kind of put more inbetween canon events and put in other missions I thought of borrowing some ideas from that fan-canon.I realize that this'd throw things pretty off rails at some point, so:> Vanilla mode. Go off track at your own discretion, know more or less what's going to happen.> Release the beast mode. (I'll be mindful to keep the powerlevels within reason... HAH, it's naruto, what am I saying?)
>>32235185>nobody has a clue what in the shit that means>everyone in the village tries figuring it out>we never find out what the shit.
>>32234996> Take the mystery box and whatever it may or may not offer.Just caught up
>>32235190We learn ALL the elementsNaruto.The first Avatar
>>32235189What is Yin-Yang?
>>32235194>[x] Release the beast mode. (I'll be mindful to keep the powerlevels within reason... HAH, it's naruto, what am I saying?)
>>32235190>We're the Shadow Element.Isn't that just half of Yin-Yang release?
>>32235194>> Release the beast mode. (I'll be mindful to keep the powerlevels within reason... HAH, it's naruto, what am I saying?)
>>32235194meh, put them up as missions, then only integrate them into plot if we take them
>>32235194What exactly do you mean by this? Are you asking us if we're willing to ditch the canon backstory with the sons of the Sage of Six Paths thing and all that crap? Because if so, my answer is YES.
>>32235194>[x] Release the beast mode. (I'll be mindful to keep the powerlevels within reason... HAH, it's naruto, what am I saying?)
>>32235194I... Kinda want neither and both?Same same is too muchBleach style too is shit.
>>32235194>[X] Release the beast mode. (I'll be mindful to keep the powerlevels within reason... HAH, it's naruto, what am I saying?)KISHIMOTO!
>>32235191It combines with regular chakra to make explosionsThen we marry into the Hyuugas and have them teach us gentle fist...
>>32235194>[x] Release the beast mode. (I'll be mindful to keep the powerlevels within reason... HAH, it's naruto, what am I saying?)stop teasing and come out with it man!
>>32235194>[ x ] Vanilla mode. Go off track at your own discretion, know more or less what's going to happen.Because i know your bullshit when it comes to that.
>>32235212This actually seems like a good compromise.Otherwise, I'm with >>32235213
>>32235194> Release the beast mode. (I'll be mindful to keep the powerlevels within reason... HAH, it's naruto, what am I saying?)
>>32235199Basically the element of non-element jutsu, Shadow Clones, Sealing, Kawarimi and the like all use Yin-Yang.Basically Chakra is compromised of two halves or something, and Yin-Yang is manipulating the balance.
>>32235194>> Vanilla mode. Go off track at your own discretion, know more or less what's going to happen.This is a healing quest, but I'll admit, I'm interested in crushing our foes in the actual canon. Really rubbing in how insane everyone is, you know?
> Release the beast mode. (I'll be mindful to keep the powerlevels within reason... HAH, it's naruto, what am I saying?)/tg/ ALWAYS chooses hard mode. Besides, no matter what you do you can never go Full Kubo mode.
>>32235191>Pure black rasengans that detect chakra and shoot matter-obliterating rods at it
Awesome elemental affinity- Lightinvisibility, lasers, flashbangs, healing?
>>32235231We have no element and we're GOOD at it, huh? I like that.
>>32235194so we actually have the 9 tailed beast, it woke the shit up, and things are gonna go what the crap arn't they?
>>32235238That's Yang, aka half of Yin-Yang release.I'm up for whatever, as long as our opponents don't get any more bullshit powerups.
>32235194>> Release the beast mode. (I'll be mindful to keep the powerlevels within reason... HAH, it's naruto, what am I saying?)
>>32235194>> Vanilla mode.Unfortunately anon will pick the other option and Dran will shit this up. He is terrible when it comes to moderation.
>>32235194>> Release the beast mode. (I'll be mindful to keep the powerlevels within reason... HAH, it's naruto, what am I saying?)Just don't go TOOOO crazy.
>>32235237>truely immovable rods>truely immovable rods everywhere.
>>32235191>>32235237That's a thing in canon, actually. But you only get it if you're somehow wielding the power of the Sage of Six Paths. Which means that everyone in the final battle has it, because the Kishimoto stopped caring about things making sense or being consistent about 200 chapters ago.
>>32235194>[x] Release the beast mode. (I'll be mindful to keep the powerlevels within reason... HAH, it's naruto, what am I saying?)SURPRISE!The tailed beasts are actually Evas! Naruto is Shinji's great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandson. Ninjutsu is nanomachines.
>>32235194>this voteMeh, I am not even mad. I was contemplating of dropping because of ridiculous time already.
OKAY GUYS, I'LL EXPLAIN YIN-YANG RELEASE.Remember when Sakura said that Chakra is comprised of physical and mental energy?Yin is psysical, Yang is mental.Jutsu are affliated with one or the other.Tsunade's healing seal is Yin, because it effects the body's regeneration, while Genjutsu is Yang because it messes with your mind and perceptions.Generally non-elemnental Ninjutsu fall under Yin-Yang.
>>32235194>> Vanilla mode. Go off track at your own discretion, know more or less what's going to happen.No offense Dran, I enjoy your quests, but I don't trust you that far.
>>32235194I SWEAR TO GOD DRAN, IF YOU KAKUZUMARU US, I WILL FUCKING STRANGLE YOU!
>>32235194>> Release the beast mode. (I'll be mindful to keep the powerlevels within reason... HAH, it's naruto, what am I saying?)I'm trusting you here. Don't betray that trust.
>>32235281You got those the wrong way around. Yin is mental, yang is physical. And both genjutsu and healing are yin, for some reason. It's not very well explained.
>>32235266Naw, nothing like that.Just adds in more techniques, kekkei genkeis, an ancient dead village and genetically modifying contracts as well as origin-stories to some techniques.If I do this, the Mirage Village guy might stop hunting me.Example: There was an Oni clan that made a contract with the guardian of hell. In exchange for their service as onis after their death, they are given the ability to transform into demons. A curse seal-esque type thing.>>32235293>KAKUZUMARUWhat?
>>32235266>nanomachinesAs long as Danzo goes full Armstrong expy and we fight him to It Has to Be This Way, I'm game.
Beast mode had better not be water.
>>32235194>Release the beast
>>32235303>kekkei genkai bullshit beginsaw god.
>>32235303The canon naruto jutsu origin is full retard. Just inject your fanon already.
>>32235303I'm fine with that. We need more villains that the Akatsuki, anyway. And I hate most of the canon origin stories for techniques, so I'm fine with that. Let's unleash the beast.Just as an aside, is that clan the explanation for what Jugo is?
>>32235303>kekkei genkeispls no, everybody with those ends up dead, a faggot, or useless
>>32235303so, you want to add DLC skill trees and side stories?eh, why not? Kekkei genkeis are way more interesting than the standard 5 elements anyway.
>>32235303Just do it already.
>>32235327>is that clan the explanation for what Jugo is?Yes actually.In my headcanon for mirage, he's a long past descendent. Where there's no true head of the oni clan, so the blood seal of their conract is pretty much unstable... Until Orochimaru twists it to his own use. That'd pretty much change very little in canon.
>>32235297Whoops, I did. I got confused by Tsunade's Yin seal, dammit.Still it doesn't really matter.>>32235303SB Jounin Quest had Kakuzu fuse with Orochimaru out of nowhere and destroy Konoha and kill Shikamaru, after we convinced him to stop being lazy during the Chuunin exams.Basically Kakuzumaru is shorthand for 'colossal asspull for conflict/drama' in a Naruto quest.
>>32235350Could we worship Jashin and become an immortal badass?
>>32235376I still wanna know what the fuck was up with that guy
>>32235384He was a PC who decided to roll a murderhobo, what more do you need to know?
>>32235401Except the Murder part was more of murdering himself and the DM had to come up with an asspull to make it work.
>>32235384I don't know anon, but even though I'm not much of a fan of Naruto I absolutely love Hidan.
Holding the paper in your hand, you run chakra through it, staring at it intently, waiting for it to do something as the clerk watches.At first, nothing really happens, and then you feel a slight tingle before the card crumples up suddenly and turns to dust.The clerk pushes up his glasses, eying the little event with amusement. “Lightning and Earth. Affinity... Interesting. It's uncommon that a genin tests positive for two elements. You'll have a great deal of work to master them both. I'd suggest one before the other...” The clerk takes back the rest of the slips and walks away, with the same snooty aura as before.Flexing your hand, you don't really feel any different... Maybe just a little more.. aware of yourself? Yeah, that sounds about right.Lightning and Earth... So you could power up a lightning technique with an earth one... If you learn them. You sigh, back to the books.The poisoner's handbook is thick, and there's a lot that you don't understand just diving into it for one evening. It eventually comes around that you wish you could take notes. You learn of basic poison symptoms, how to identify at least, when you've been poisoned, though you get the feeling that you may miss an earlier stage.Further study may teach you how to treat poison as well as create it and deliver it effectively.Eventually the clerk taps your shoulder and bids you to dismiss yourself. Tired and bored, you leave the book and scroll for his cleanup, and go home, running for a bit of cardio in the late evening, the night sky's moon shining a path for you.Your body's sore, and your legs are tired, but you think of Might Gai and tomorrow and can run a bit harder, and push back your fatigue a little more.Tomorrow's gonna be a good day. You'll make it a great day!Sorry for the long wait. Finally figured out what I wanted to do.
>>32235417Murderobo Cleric who worshipped a cheap ripoff of Khorne.
>>32235424>Lightning and EarthSo incredibly meh.Let's go and grab a book to work on our Chakra control.
>>32234852What if the reason they didn't loot the sword in canon was because Kakashi was injured and the rest just couldn't fucking carry the thing since it's an enormous slab of metal?So they just pretended to care about honoring Zabuza's memory because he stopped being a complete shithead like... five minutes before he died.
>>32235424UhhghghgHow will Lightning and Earth work together?
>>32235424Fuck, meant to say.> [End Thread]
>>32235438Don't they have storage scrolls?I'm pretty sure Tenten, and freaking Genin, can store hundreds of weapons on her.
>>32235424EARTH A SHIT REMOVE KEBAB>IMPLYINGMUDSKIN PLZ GO
>>32235424>“Lightning and Earth.meh
>>32235446Oh. Alright, then. See you next time, Dran. Was fun, if a bit short due to us spending most of the time deliberating instead of doing.
>>32235442If earth includes metal, a certain ramen railgun?
>>32235424Lighting and Earth? ...are we Kakashi?
>>32235424>have 2 of the shittiest elementsguys why didn't we simply pick wood and be happy?seriously guys?
>>32235446so why earth?I would have taken double water over earth
>>32235424hmmmm, This is gonna take some creativity.
>>32235424>Earth + LightningIsn't that Magnet Release?
>>32235460Kakashi learned Earth afterwards.Though we should tell him we tested for a Kekai Genkai.He'll probably squeal like a little girl.
>>32235460it depends can we steal abilities and and do sharingen bullshit as well?
>>32235424Well hell yeah. I like that. Lightning and earth... This is going to be interesting. Thanks for giving us a combination thats out of the norm while still quite useful. I'm definitely looking forward to next thread.
>>32235465wait....I understand now...
We decided to train two skills with zero synergy, and discovered 2 elements with zero synergy, fucking wonderful.>>32235473FOR FUCKS SAKE, YOU CAN ONLY COMBINE IF YOU HAVE A BLOODLINE OR IF YOU LEARNED DUST.
>>32235424so dran are we magneto now?cause that would be pretty badass actually.
>>32235457That would be an okay combo to make up for this underwhelming pairing.Also magnets. All the magnets.
>>32235464>lightning >shittiest elements>implyingshut up loser
>>32235442We steel now.
>>32235486>implying earth and lightning have no synergy
>>32235464We wouldn't have gotten to pick wood. We would have gotten to pick one base element and gotten a random second one. No advanced natures allowed. >>32235486I don't know, earth and lightning could work really well. Earth has great defense and environmental manipulation. Also, advanced earth techniques can manipulate mass. So that's got potential to be really useful. Meanwhile, lightning has incredible offense and can be used to accelerate our reflexes. These could actually come in real useful.
>>32235446Great thread Dran. So when is the next one?Please for the love of god don't make us wait weeks again.
>>32235489>be ninja magneto>not all of the awesome.
>>32235486I think after watching gaara use earth and lightning, there's plenty of non meh here
>>32235486No, we just rolled a kekai genkaiWe can combine because they are our natural chakras.You can't combine if you learn them later in life.
Kunai railgun sounds cool.
>>32235500I completely agree anon. This is actually going to be rather interesting. I'm glad we got the wildcard.Not sure where people are coming from with the 'no synergy' thing though..
>>32235465Earth because swamp of the underworld's a cool technique along with that burial technique. It'll make it so you don't need to use your hands to dig. It takes a bit of creativity, and it's a solid defensive nature.Lightning on the other hand is a solid attack nature, for obvious reasons.You'll still have to make the choice of whether you want to dig deep into natures or fall back on more conventional means.As of now, dual starting affinities, an uncommon but not unheard of trait is yours. I wouldn't call it too gamebreaking, though there are other reasons that I decided on earth.I really did consider water for a minute though. Release the beast mode swayed me, and not because of ego stroke, but because it opened up a rule of cool possibility.
>>32235479or thiscool with eitherRaijin might make cool bingo book name down the road
>>32235498This one says explosion
>>32235517We rolled a double nature. We don't know if we have a kekai genkai.People can get natural water+earth without getting wood.
>>32235502Looking at Saturday.
>>32235500>can be used to accelerate our reflexesWe Killua now?
>>32235525>>32235498>implying these and other fan charts mean shit herestop metagaming and just enjoy the ride
>>32235525>>32235498To be fair, Magnetism and explosion... Neither have been confirmed of their elemental compositions.
>>32235522So can you confirm. Did we just roll a kekai genkai or did we just start tow two seperate natures?Can we combine them like wood/scorch/explosion?
>Earth + LightningCool.See you next thread, Dran
>>32235500So essentially, even if we can't fuse our two elements into one, we still have the basis for a strong defense and offense.
>>32235517Where does it say we got a Kekkei Genka? When I read it, it just said we got 2 affinities, which is rare, but not that outstanding.That said, remember that unless we got a bloodline instead of a dual-nature, we're not going to be anything special at it, since our chakra reserves are kinda 'meh'.
>>32235522I am looking forward to said cool possibility, then. Will it be obvious when it appears, or is it going to be something we could miss if we weren't paying attention? Because something contingent on having earth and lightning rather than water could be either really blatant or really subtle.
>>32235529Speaketh the truth.>>32235547Can't confirm right now.
>>32235542So really we're just going to have to sit down and start experimenting.>>32235555asshole, is there any way to find out?Also we're telling kakashi of this ASAP
>>32235533Okay, see you Saturday.Don't abandon me again, I love you.
>>32235553It may be obvious. Too soon to say.
>>32235555How will we confirm? Will Kakashi know of a way to find out? Will we actually get some one on one training with him?
we'll just have to git gud I suppose.TIME TO FOCUS ON BASE STATS!all those fancy tricks won't mean shit without the numbers behind them!the jutsu I want the most is log. I want to max out log to the point where it can be used against anyone, Gaara, Pein, Madara and his meteors..
Just realised that Earth should be a pretty good counter against Sasuke's Fire/Lightning
I forget, did we ever learn the elemental affinities for most of the main Leaf people?Or even Sakura's?
>>32235585Forever FUCKYOU counter would've been Water/wind.
>>32235588iirc, fire was a popular one, prolly earth too
>>32235585Lightning is strong against earth.
>>32235585Earth loses to lightning. It's why clay akatsuki guy got rekt by Sasgay.
>>32235585Earth is weak to lightning, actually. Which doesn't make much sense since, you know, GROUNDING. But whatever. It's been shown in canon that one lightning user can block another's attacks by redirecting the current, so we still have an effective defense to that.
>>32235580We're pulling out substitutions when there isn't even any logs around.Over and over on every attack they do to the point where they're drowning in logs.
>>32235580Kawarimi? or something substitution?Forget logs, substitute ourselves for our enemy, they end up right in the path of their own attacks.
>>32235588Not everyone even bothers with nature transformation. It's kind of hilarious that it's not even inherently necessary.
>>32235609and then sell the logs as firewood
>>32235580...I too, now want this.
>>32235588Nope. The games have established them for the rest of the rookies, but those are pretty non-canon.
>>32235594Water/Wind wouldn't be that bad, Wind's *everywhere* and water isn't that uncommon.Basically we'd just create high-pressure water blasts like they do on industrial-scale saws.That said, major dissapointment we didn't get Yin-Yang.
>>32235609>literally start being opponents to death with substitution logs.
>>32235609It will eventually get to the point where we can effectively pretend to have the wood release, because nothing else could possibly explain how many tree trunks we have at any given time.
>>32235620I just think it would be cool kicking say BlackRazor of the Demoncock clan and the Moon Phallus sword techniques asses' with only basic shit they teach first years at the academy
>>32235613What kind of halfassed mercenary army are they running?
2/5 of the way there.We could totally unlock all 5.
>>32235643Well, I know what my next PC will be named. And I don't mean player character. I mean my computer. "Just let me boot up old BlackRazor of the Demoncock" I'll say, whenever anyone asks me to Google things. It will be delightful.
>>32234725>We need to get the basics down before we get into any advanced shit. And with Chakra Control we can apply that to just about any justu studiesSeconded, dual-affinity just makes manipulating those elements a bit easier, if we're a crap ninjutsu user, that's not going to be that useful.One of the reasons I wanted to avoid elemental ninjutsu, is because they seem to be Chakra heavy techniques, and unlike canon, that is NOT our strength anymore.I think that improving your reserves is *much* harder (or even impossible) via training, since while Kakashi gave Naruto and Sasuke Chakra control exercises, he didn't give Sakura anything to help her reserves out.
>>32235647Peace has blunted their blades and worse, their minds.Coupled withtheir position of economic and military strength, it has weakened them.Victory has the defeated them
earth/water would have been pretty overpowered. No need for wood or anything else.super strong enemy, not in a pit of mud, lightning, shock themselves covered in mudfire? they make their own claw prison.it goes on, just being the mudmaster.Even poisonous mudpie launching.
>>32235626No, he means that it would be the best pairing to fuck over Sasuke. Wind beats lightning, water beats fire. His main jutsu library would be useless against us.
>>32235626>Looking at other anime and movie nature releases.Into the hat they go...Honestly... I'm not going to do it at this point, but it'd be nice in naruto canon if kekkei genkeis were more like Kimimaro's pure rape physiology instead of being a gay blender that churns out new powers from existing natures.Like, if someone learns Water and earth well enough, I'd say they damn well be able to learn wood. But no. It's Bullshit clan bloodlines.At least it's remedied by geniuses like Orochimaru that immediately say "Fuck that mess" and dissect body secrets to install them into others.
>>32235669Well of all the elements Lightning is the least chakra absorbing of them.And i'm not talking about chidori, i'm talking about Bee and is crazy piercing shit where he throws his pencil through a tree and deep into the ground.
>>32235669You can improve your chakra reserves.
>>32235603>>32235604>>32235605Still feel like that's bullshit, and a good example of how Kishimoto eventually just couldn't stop sucking Sasuke's cock....Going against Pokemon laws in such a blatant manner.
>>32235684Nah.You don't have to be of a bloodline to have wood. Anyone can be born with wood, it's just crazy fucking rare. As are all Kekai Genkais.
>>32235697Note the *might* and *via training* parts.Also why didn't Kakashi help boost Sakura's reserves?
>>32235714Kekkai Genkei = bloodline.And only one person was ever born with wood in all of ninja land.
>>32235684I thought that was pretty disappointing, yeah. Every bloodline is either elemental or a dojutsu. There needs to be more stuff like Kimimaro and Sakon/Ukon. Especially since Kishimoto allegedly was initially inspired for the bloodlines by The Koga Ninja Scrolls (more commonly known these days as their anime adaptation Basilisk). Freaking everyone had weird physiology in that. There were like...three guys whose powers didn't manifest as bizarre deformities.
>>32235718Because he was too busy sucking Sasukes dick.
>>32235698and somehow wind boosts Lightning. doesn't throw it off or cause it more resistance or anything.
>>32235684make up your own then!plenty of weird X-men background characters are ignored! plenty ideas to poachmetal liquid bodybird wingsfire for a chinwhat ever the hell Magott was supposed to be
>>32235718Because he's apathetic and put the bare minimum into training his students, probably because of unresolved attachment issues caused by the death of his father and team?
>>32235684Orochimaru is truly the hero we deserve and need.burn the village
>>32235684What? Uhh, I didn't get this idea from the anime or movies, I got it from industrial saws. Which actually do use high-pressure water to cut through things.It's a real thing.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_jet_cutter
>>32235722You get what i mean.If that were true then it would be the wood clan and shit like that.Anyone can be born able to fuse chakra natures, it's just crazy rare to the point where having more than one of the same combo is astronomical.
Can't remember how the "Super Effectiveness" of the elements work, but anything but this doesn't make much sense to me:Fire < Water < Lighnting < Earth < Wind < Fire
>>32235722I always interpreted it as "something you're born with" not "something passed down by your parents"
>>32235740Didn't mean to link.
>>32235727Maggot more or less exists in Naruto, though. That's what the Aburame are. They just have lots of little bugs instead of two big ones. Though something I think could be really cool is expanding their menagerie of insects, now that we're in UNLEASH THE BEAST mode. Maybe steal some of the annelid symbiotes from Tenra Bansho Zero? Actually, steal everything from Tenra Bansho Zero. That game has some great stuff.
>>32235736Or he just had no idea what to do with someone with such mediocre Chakra density.he didn't do crap for Naruto either really.
>>32235760DLN Kakashi is gonna be training boot camp.>>32235758>Tenra Bansho ZeroNever seen it. Wanted to keep introduced thing at least based in part on historical blindspots and shit. Other than the origin story, I think I rather it just be a story... Or something.
>>32235748Fire<Water<Earth<Lightning<Wind<FireIt's kind of weird, really. Earth grounds electricity, so it should be strong to lightning. Though personally I'd do what Avatar does and make lightning just an advanced expression of fire.
>>32235777>DLN Kakashi is gonna be training boot camp.Will he or can he teach Naruto Kage bushin?
>>32235777I hope so because Kakashi didn't actually train Naruto until sasgay ran away and he never trained sakura.Also I can't think of a better Sensei to match up with Earth + Lightning (and possible Kekkai Genkai of them)
>>32235777Eh, that's fine. I just really like TBZ. It's got a pretty cool setting. And some really fun powers you can acquire. There are at least four ways you can be Kamen Rider in that! Probably more if you got creative. There are other interesting powers to, of course. But the ability to be quadruple Kamen Rider is what interests me most.
>>32235760He notices Naruto has terrible control and gave him contorl training, he noticed Sakura had exceptional control and... told her to guard a bridge against a Jonin.And if an Elite Jonin doesn't know a way to improve your Chakra capacity, it either doesn't exist, or is terribly far out of reach for now.>>32235793Nope, since it'd be worthless for us since we don't have the Chakra for it.Remember guys Shadow Clones are a Jonin level techniquem and we don't have Naruto's uber-Chakra to use it.
How could such a mediocre hack like Kishimoto come up with an interesting setting and get so many invested in his lackluster work? those fucking sun and moon tattoos .... GAAAAH
>>32235827I'm upset that I'm suddenly less mad about messiah naruto. In any case, I have to think of how I'll be working in some of my altered history & shit.And sleep.And finish that thing for AoPH.I really can't wait for next AoPH...
>>32235777Is there gonna be a ripple effect type explanation, or is it more just "why did you even apply for the job if you clearly don't want to do it?"...still am pretty sure even though Minato.was a lot more mediocre in this timeline, that doesn't mean he had a different teacher or students.
>>32235827Because Shounen Jump tries to shoehorn it's shitty power of friendship crap and DBZ powerlevels down everything they get their hands on.Case in point, half of the series in Shounen Jump that aren't boderline porn.
>>32235837when is the next AOPH anyways?and watching Godzilla really makes me want another confrontation with a Legendary... as bad as that would go...
>>32235841> ripple effect type explanationI can dig it.
>>32235837I swear to god if you don't add Aqua Jet to the pastebin before the next thread I am going to have an aneurysm.
>>32235837I am hype.Also.That was the best fight of the entire quest.
>>32235849Next AoPH is thursday, as posted on Twitter.Incidentally, and here's a little spoiler as to WHY Araraki are reviled, even by the Kahkori.They're vampires.
>>32235856That's clearly not what he meant but I don't think I can fault you for hoping it was. Not without being a hypocrite. Though shining with the golden life energy of the sun would take us back to being Messiah Naruto, so we should probably avoid it.
>>32235837Give us a hint?Pretty Please?
>>32235869blood vampires or reverese vampires that crave the sun and get tans all the time and come from Tannsylvania?
>>32235869>They're vampires.I feel like I should accuse you of ripping off FLATLINE, but I just can't bring myself to give a shit.
>>32235809He just didn't give a shit about.Sakura. And neither did Kishimoto, which.is why he had her just stand around instead of helping defeat Haku, even though it was blatantly clear that she had no ability to.deter Zabuza whatsoever.Also it could.just be that there no FAST way to build up chakra reserves, since it's tied to physical stamina.You just need to do crazy Gai style exercises and generally git gud.
>>32235869Hmm, makes sense for the snake/lizard people.Are they Poison type?
>>32235884>FLATLINEWhat even is that?>>32235882Yes.
>>32235902>What even is that?Exabyte's quest that he runs on Akun. It has lizardpeople vampire.
>>32235874>Implying we won't just use our powers to punch zombies to death.>Implying we won't be an underhanded trickster that outwits everyone to a degree that makes Shikamaru look like a retard in comparison>Implying we won't defeat Madara by launching him out of a volcano into space.
>>32235902we'll just have to ask her if she ever wished she grossly incandescent
>>32235914I...how could I forget about Joseph? Man, I feel stupid now. I blame it on the being tired. I should probably get off the internet and go to sleep, considering the hour.
>>32235893We've seen a grand total of *zero* methods to train to directly improve your chakra reserves, and if it was as simple as training your body, he could've easily ordered Sakura to do the same as Naruto and Sasuke and do the tree climbing excersiee.Because running up a tree all day, against gravity, I might add, is bound to increase your phyisical stamina.
>>32235907Huh. I literally had no idea.It's not central to their identity anyway. I've been putting down a decent amount of notes of their culture, attacks they learn, weapons they use, and how they build.Kind of hope I can show more of them and the Smolders overall along with them lizards.
>>32235869Pretty sure if they knew how rangers were made, we'd be seen as creepier.
>>32235937Oh, yeah. That'd royally screw over Ceru if she spilled the beans on that one.
>>32235869Did Ceru ever get around to popping that tooth back in or is it gone forever?
>>32235869Woah, so the vampires are basically nature spirits?Sun worship, and all that jazz?
>>32235942Let's not do that then.
>>32235952She didn't.You sure you'd want it after it's been on *that* floor?Don't want an adorable gap-toothed shark smile?
>>32235929We know it's possible, though. We just don't know how. Kakashi outright says that he's got more chakra after the timeskip than before, and this is backed up by his more frequent use of the Raikiri. Other characters have similar improvements, such as Chouji being able to use his size-changing techniques without the need of his stimulant pills, or Neji being able to produce larger chakra vortexes for defense. Possibly chakra capacity is like a muscles, and the more chakra you use the more you can use, growing over time. A dedicated chakra-growth training regimen would presumably focus on using and recovering from high-drain techniques until you had acclimated to them.
>>32235966Rinse it off in some water and let the space virus sort out the rest. Thing can reattach arms, it can do a tooth.
>>32235929Not in a day.To put it simply, you can learn to swim or ride a bike in a day, but doing a marathon takes a considerable amount of time and effort. There is no trick to it, and results will happen so gradually that it's hard to notice how much you've progressed until you take a step back and see where you've started.Stop being pessimistic and closeminded.
>>32235974>>32235985Once again, might I pont out that I said it was almost impossible to TRAIN your reserves, note that I didn't say you couldn't imrpove them at all.I said NOTHING WHATSOEVER about them not improving naturally.
>>32235966How much does Aqua Jet reduce bladder levels by? -1 in each arm (2total) ? Or -2 in each arm (4total)?
>>32235991I think you're splitting hairs. That's like saying "It's impossible to train your strength, but nothing stops it from increasing naturally as a result of you lifting weights".
>>32235991Also, if it's so fucking difficult that it *could* take years, it might actually be easier to train our control.>>32236006Yeah, and I think you're making arguments for something there's been shown a grand total of zero evidence of.Also, for all we know Chakra could change with age, Orochimaru claim that Sarutobi's basically a shadow of his former self when he fights him.
>>32236019Because Satutobi had gotten physically weaker due to age, I don't understand why you're being so dense about this.
>>32236019Sarutobi was a shadow of his former self because he was effectively a bureaucrat and hadn't been in a battle in over a decade (granted, that battle was against the Nine Tails, so I can see him wanting to take it easy afterwards). His age played into it, yeah, but that's the infirmity that any seventy year-old man would face when fighting for his life. I don't think you can attribute the chakra capacity changes the other characters experience to growing older and maturing. It seems implausible that this trait which is fundamental to all aspects of ninja life is completely uncontrollable. There has to be some means to influence it. Hell, we actually know there's a way to do it, now that I think about it. Sakura revealed in a recent chapter that she's been doing constant focusing techniques to boost her chakra. Her chakra control actually gave her a gateway to chakra capacity, since she could put more effectively do the concentration exercises. And your entire argument is based on "Kakashi never taught her a way to do it, therefore there must not be a way to". Which is bullshit, because Kakashi never taught anyone anything! Canon Kakashi did practically nothing as a teacher, you can't use his failure to teach a skill as proof it doesn't exist.
>>32235966http://pastebin.com/wEZrD0vvAqua. Jet. Motherfucker.
>>32236072>I don't understand why you're being so dense about this.Funny, I feel the same way.>Something has never been shown before in the entire series, despite there being a perfect situation to do so>Obviously this means we can do it.Seriously, why doesn't Naruto just summon Master Gundam?>>32236085>Sakura revealed in a recent chapter that she's been doing constant focusing techniques to boost her chakra. Her chakra control actually gave her a gateway to chakra capacity, since she could put more effectively do the concentration exercisesOh great, someone who's the apprentice and second coming of the greatist medic-nin ever was able to develop a technique for it.>And if an Elite Jonin doesn't know a way to improve your Chakra capacity, it either doesn't exist, or is terribly far out of reach for now>or is terribly far out of reach for nowExcept Kakashi still taught tree walking, Chidori and teamwork. We didn't exactly see the other Jounin sensei fill their students up the the brim with techniques either, you act as if Kakashi was alone in this regard.If this Chakra technique is true (like I keep up-to-date with the manga), that means we only have to be *only* be incredibly skillfull with chakra control and have a Sanin for a sensei.In which case you have an INCREIBLY roundabout way to actually spec in Ninjutsu, to such a degree that it'd just be easier to *not* focus in Ninjutsu.
>>32236085Also it wasn't that Kakashi didn't taught her, it's that "Oh hay, Naruto and Sasuke, you work on your Chakra control and I'll teach you the excercise, Sakura, you've got great control but mediocre reserves, so you can guard a bridge against enemies that you can't POSSIBLY hope to defeat."I'll say it again, if Chakra control was as easy as simple stamina training, he would've ordered her to do more tree climbing, because running up a tree is also stamina training!
>>32236169You are dumb, so utterly fucking dumb
>>32236267Trust me, the feeling is mutual.
>>32236109Pastesperg anon, you underestimate Dran's ability to just not give a fuck.
>>32234772Naruto is Greek?