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>>32182142We should gently and lovingly clean our wife up and get her presentable, then resume the search for the thief.Probably not worth asking around the taverns again today, might be an idea to have people actively keeping an eye out, hire some street urchins, talk to the guard or something.
>>32182142can support >>32182313also is twitter down for anyone else?
Hmm, I've just realized something.While looking for the thief, one anon wondered if it was "uncommon" for a woman to be carrying around a sword. We know about Deline Severin, a "travling swordswoman" but apart from the city gate guards listing her as entering the city, we have yet to see her nor hear of her resting in any inn.But did we not just meet a guardswoman at the docks? One who would probably have a sword, and sleep in a barracks not an inn?If we go and ask a random guadsman how common it is for women to join the guard and he says it's normal, then we still need to find a new lead for our thiefBut if we're lucky and he says that women aren't even supposed to be in the guard, I think we might have found our sword thief right under our nose.
>>32182131>>32182313Voting this>>32182417ask a guard if it's common for women to be in the guard.
>>32182417>While looking for the thief, one anon wondered if it was "uncommon" for a woman to be carrying around a sword.Swords are uncommon for anyone to carry. They require expertise and training to use effectively. Guardspeople almost universally carry some variety of spear or axe, depending. The guardswoman didn't have a sword that you could see.
>>32182620Ah, understood.Then I suppose putting in a few coins here and there in the right places and getting some eyes and ears could work.>>32182313
>>32182765What we need to do is find somebody who knows how a thief acts and thinks. How one would go about hiding something as obvious (or maybe not so obvious) as a sword?Someone at the Guard might have such knowledge, or perhaps even going to the city prison and finding such a thief ourself.
>>32182765Find whoever is in charge and tell them a thief is in town. You're a noble so they'll blindly believe you. Guard bitches love nobles. Give them the description and maybe even offer a monetary reward.
>>32182846Works for meAsk about this skylla also, is anyone trying to do something about it?
>>32182913The Scylla is a monstergirl, she just wants the D.If she was a real problem the town would just send her a virgin sacrifice. A male virgin sacrifice.
>>32183034>A male virgin sacrifice.Phew, that's a relief.
>>32183063Is it? The sacrifice will probably have awesome monstergirl sex and be sent back deflowered.
>>32183095Hrmm, maybe we can go buy some "mask of virgin" from a magic potion store or something.Then we go all out and show her how much better a not virgin lay is who doesn't just come after 5 minutes.
>>32183122"Let me know how that sharp edge works out for you."Try and find a less annoying captain.>>32183123wow all these people who want to cheat on our wife
>>32183122>Appeasement or a Sharp Edge>whynotboth.jpgAsk her where this Scylla supposedly is and where we could find it. Not as though the thief is going anywhere while it's around and hey, it's time we tangled with something BIG like a real Mr. Bones quest.In fact, why not make a bet. We fix their Scylla problem, she has to do *anything* we ask of her. We hold her to whatever honor she has for that.>>32183161Man, where have you been Adelle literally said we can do "whatever and whoever we'd like"
>>32183161>wow all these people who want to cheat on our wife>cheatingYou mean like that time we anally raped two Satyresses while she watched, or the time we dommed the innkeeper's daughter with her?
>>32183122What do we actually know about the Scylla?Is this the sort of thing we could offer to (attempt to) take care of in some sort of quid pro quo agreement, or is it way above our level as a swordsage?
>>32183189>>32183202maybe if we hadn't done that she wouldn't be so insecure and need to be constantly reassured that she's the best.
>>32183206Even if it is way above our level, doesn't mean we can't get some brass balls and try.Mr. Bones fought giant flying whales and massive snake gods.Till he encountered Mermaids, fuck em.>>32183221It's not as though there aren't endless opportunity to show her just how she really is the best
>>32183206You've never really asked about the Scylla.You know they're creatures with the upper bodies of women and the lower bodies of octopi or squids or some other critter like that ('cept for the pussy. Or so you're told). This one is apparently big enough to make ships stay in port.You're super badass with a sword, though, so you might could take it out.
>>32183240I still feel guilty about it and there is literally nothing you can say that will make me stop feeling guilty.
>>32183249This sounds like the makings of a very foolhardy bet/ declaration of intent, that results in a very sad widow.Let's do this.
>>32183308So you're seconding >>32183189 ?
>>32183358Indeed! (Horribly tentacle-y) Death or glory!
>>32183293She literally suggested that we fuck Trissa alone.
>>32183420She's got some mental problemsIt's our duty as a good husband to help her through them
>>32183431Do you really think the scylla is going to remember 'humans need air to live' mid-coitus?
>>32183459Yes? I hope so...Maybe we should tape a reminder on our dick.
>>32183450By teaching her the joys of couples domming?I support this worthy endevour.
>>32183597>Go get wrecked by a giant monstergirl
>>32183597Talk to Adelle, go down to the docks and talk to the sailors, harbourmaster and the like and find out what we can about the scylla, and precisely how dumb we may appear to cute grumpy guard captain.
>>32183725>Talk to AdelleAbout...?
>>32183806Tell straight up, we're moving to do something about the Scylla on a bet, so we can get the full weight of the City Guard on our back to get the thief.If she has any words of wisdom or warning for her husband, now would be the best time.
>>32183240>Mr. Bones fought giant flying whales and massive snake gods.He also did that with a virtual army of hired men and monster girls at his back.We on the otherhand have (left behind mind you, we'd have to go about rounding them up even if we wanted to use them) Despina, Chara, the Fairy, and the Troll under the bridge.
Going to go grab some crap.
>>32183999>Gather an expedition of other men to appease the beast
>>32183999Hrmm, I have a crazy idea that just might get us killed work.Octopus/Squid tentacles are very sensitive, they taste and feel with them.If we get lots of bags of Rock Salt and the strongest spices/chemicals we can buy, and put them in waterproof bags/skins. If we get caught in a sticky situation, we can open them and distract, maybe even stun the Scylla with a nasty shock. In the least, imagine if someone were to pour salt and spices down your throat, you'd probably step back for a few seconds.
>>32184041Having some backup is never a bad thing.>>32184127Not exactly a main strategy, but might be useful.
>>32184041>>32184182Roll 1d20 for finding people willing to follow you.
Rolled 16>>32184275Look! Money!
Rolled 2>>32184275This shall bring tears
Rolled 4>>32184275Let the good times roll
>>32184295>Look! Money!Works everytime
>>32184426>"Ok"Head outBravely use the sailors as human sacrifices before you attempt to conquer the kraken with your "sword"
>>32184426>>32184481>tfw "ok" ends up being more appropriate than anything else>Bravely use the sailors as human sacrifices before you attempt to conquer the kraken with your "sword"This, they tangled with the other feelers, we go for the soft center.
>>32184426Headpat the waifu, then off to HEROISM!
>>32184481>>32184510Let me make sure I understand. Your plan is to go out there, then when the Scylla shows up, you use the sailors as distractions and try to get up in its face/main body?Not saying it's a bad plan or anything, just making sure I understand, because it's a bit vague.
>>32184624Yes? Don't even be subtle about using the sailors as meatshields. Mercilessly throw them into the hungry tentacles.
>>32184654Right. Roll 1d20 then for the initial stages of the fight.
>>32184624Well, actually, I was presuming you would lead with the encounter with the Scylla and we respond to the changing fight.But yes, the more we can distract her feelers, the better. If possible.The last thing we want to do is get tangled ni her tentacles or lose our sword, so if we do get caught pray to god the Spices are enough to get her to let go.I would suggest slightly sniffing the spice stuff, so we get used to it and it won't end up stunning us. It'd be bad to be hoisted by our own petard underwater.We should try and cut her where human and tentacle meet, likely around where ths hips would have been, that would structurally be the weakest part and the hardest to stop the bleeding.We bleed her out until her body is weak enough for us to "handle"
>>32184624Does the ship have any harpoons or cannons? Because opening up with those might be able to disable a limb or two.>>32184654We should be a bit subtle, we and we don't know how to sail the ship back so we need to keep a couple people around, preferably ones who didn't just see us throw their buddy at a kraken.
>>32184682>I would suggest slightly sniffing the spice stuff, so we get used to it and it won't end up stunning us. It'd be bad to be hoisted by our own petard underwater.Oh, yeah this. That would be bad.
>>32184682>Well, actually, I was presuming you would lead with the encounter with the Scylla and we respond to the changing fight.[Here's a tentacle monster in front of you] makes for a pretty short update.>>32184683>Does the ship have any harpoons or cannons?Nope.
Rolled 15>>32184677How many rolls do we get, again?
>>32184754One.It produces an exotic probability curve called the "discrete uniform distribution" and has a proud history in TAQ.
>>32184728lol, well, whatever I was thinking it'd be like:>"You sail out several ways when suddenly the ship starts to rock to and fro, and your barely catch a glimpse of tentacles the size of tree trunks as you are thrown off the capsizing boat etc. etc. >what do"But if we can stay in control the situation, hell, get the jump on her that'd be even better.
>>32184774I prefer indiscrete uniformed curves, personally.
>>32184774that's not very exoticand it's not even a real curveit does have a proud history though
>>32184816Just win this fight, and we'll be laying some curves in a uniform when the captain holds her end.
>>32184838To sum up: WE'LL be holding up the captain's end, exotic uniformed curves in all probability. It will not be discrete.
>>32184932Slice, dice and spice dat sushi.VIOLEN- I mean - HEROISM.
>>32184932To be clear, the humanoid upper body is huge, or is human-sized with immense tentacles?
>>32184983Human sized with immense tentacles. A bit on the large side for a woman but not really out there.
>>32184932Closer, closer, cut the hips cut the hips.If we can get whatever the equivalent is of her femoral artery(s) are, and depending where her heart is, we either cut of blood flow to her upper body/brain or we cut off blood to her tentacles.
>>32184932Shit, we actually attacked herI wanted to satiate her with the DI guess try and get a sword to her throat and tell her to cut this shit out.
>>32184993Dropped muh trip.
>>32185009Seconding this. Scramble along the tentacles, spice her in the face so she loses sight of us and sneezes adorable, sword to the throat and demand she yield. We're kind of a dick, so don't be polite about it.
>>32184932>>32185000>try to cut the "femoral" arteries near where her human hips meet tentacles to sap her strength with bloodloss>>32185009>then move to threaten her with sword to throat
>>32184932We have to get close to the human body, it'll be hard for her to effectively swing her tentacles at us if she has to turn them around, and worry about hitting herself.So rip the sword out of the tentacle it's in, charge/leap at her human self and get to chopping.
Scramble up tentacle and cut and/or threaten to cut her up it is. (I'll have you do whichever seems like the best idea when I write it.)Roll 1d20.
Rolled 7>>32185115For great justice! Sort of.
>>32185242One last great push, we throw in everything we got at this. Hack and slash at anything that gets in our way, but DON"T stop for anything.Just a bit more, the closer we get the less she'll be able to swing her tentacle. We can do this.Pick up a bag of spice, pray to the gods, and with a great throw toss it right at her face.
>>32185242more spicetry not to cut her too badly, if we fail we don't want her killing us
>>32185242Unleash the swordsage within. Let the spice flow and cut her shit.
>>32185242If she's thrashing too much for us to navigate the tentacle, throw spice at her face to blind her, then release at the right moment so the tentacle flings us towards her main body?
>>32185372That will work too and would be rather awesome.
>>32185242Well, we still need to get closer in order to do any actual damage.Pull a dagger out of our sleeve, because no man should go anywhere without multiple knives on him, and throw it at her human body's face. She'll probably bring some of her tentacles back towards her main body, and we might be able to use the movements of the tentacles to throw us at her main body, which we can then stab.
>>32185401>because no man should go anywhere without multiple knives on himWe're a swordsage, not a rogue, and though we might have knives, throwing them probably isn't our specialty.We'd need the kind of knife skills capable of fighting angels.
Currently it seems to be a tie between:>>32185331>>32185369Rush, sword, spice.>>32185372>>32185387Throw spice in face, try to get flung towards main body.Anybody want to tie break or something?
>>32185495The 2nd, because it's cool.
>>32185495throw the spicetry to get flung
>>32185510>>32185514Roll 1d20, then.
>>32185495>Throw spice in face, try to get flung towards main body.
>>32185544nope, I rolled first this timesame numbers though lol
>>32185140>>32185143Followed by>>32185538>>32185544Amazing. Curve is looking mighty exotic.
>>32185562>17, 7>17, 7Whoa, what are the odds
>>32185570Approximately 0.5%.Anyway, writing.
>>32185642Swear yourself to us by whatever oath you will kept to, and we won't gut you here like a fish right now.
>>32185642>"Stop being uncool and attacking ships and people please. Also since my wife isn't out here you got time for a quicky?"
>>32185666Satan fails to advise some form of rape.
>>32185666>>32185698>>32185704Hmm. Say one of those while sending one hand looking for lewdness? Try not to accidentally shove it in the beak.
>>32185642Offer to exchange her freedom for her life.Tentacle slave!
>>32185666>>32185698She still has eight giant tentacles, you guys.
>>32185754What do you suggest we do about that?
>>32185752Yes, yes, yes. We are KEEPING this one.>>32185754Yeah, that's why we're asking her to give us a reason we can trust her after we put the sword down, otherwise the only way that sword is leaving is out the other end of her neck.
>>32185754Well, people don't seem to want to just kill her, gotta go with the flow.
>>32185775>We are KEEPING this one.Might need to giver her a good hard raping to get her to submit though.
>>32185790In this universe, does that actually ensure loyalty? I remember something like that being said about the satyrs.
>>32185802I hope so
>>32185802I think monstergirls are supposed to be predisposed to submit to dominant mates, at least, I think that's how its supposed to work.
If we do get the Scylla under our control, I have an smut that involves tentacles, muscle girls, and of course, ass rape.>We get back to the Captain>"Alright, a deals a deal, you do what I say. Your in luck, I have only 2 things to ask of you.">1. You set your city guard to finding the sword thief>2. You follow me to the beach. I've got another bet for you.>If you can beat my friend in "hand to hand" combat, I'll let you go scot free. Otherwise, me and my friend are going to fuck you in every sense of the word. I'll even let you keep your armor and you can keep trying to resist while- if we fuck you.>Hand to Hand being 1 muscle woman against an entire Scylla>Captain gets overpowered by scylla tentacles and armor stripping>TP Tentacle Rape of Muscle Women + us Assraping her (gonna love the feel of dat muscled body contracting all around her asshole practically strangling our dick)>Finish off with a final load in the Scylla's mouth for being such a good little monstergirl
>>32185802The way I'm working with it: kind of. Depends on quality, circumstance, purpose. Doesn't overwrite their personality.
>>32185839Fuck you that post gave me diamond dick. We are SO doing this.
>>32185842Then I say we say something to the effect of: "I could kill you right here, right now. End your life and they'd pay me for it, too. But unlike them, I don't think you're evil - so let's make a deal. Swear on the seven seas you'll be loyal to me and I'll find you a way to get what you need without having to fight ships for it." Suggestively touch her stomach with free hand. "Or, try and kill me, maybe succeed. Then you wait around for the next swordsman good enough to kill you, and he might not be so nice. You have five seconds to decide."
>>32185839>tentacles, muscle girls, and of course, ass rape.didn't need to read the rest, sign me up I'm on board captain
>>32185839>Tentacle Rape of Muscle WomenThe tentacles are too big to fit, sorry.
>>32185937GODDAM YOU LOGIC
>>32185937C-can't you just say there are tiny tentacles hidden under her body that she only uses for sex, not for fighitng?
>>32185937see>>32185967Surely she has little tendrils used for the extraction of male seed, among other things
>>32185937> too bigsurely not at the tip!Also, stretching/ gut bulge is my fetish.
Okay, roll 1d20 for "negotiation," I guess.
Rolled 8>>32186020Nooo, not while we're so close.
Rolled 20>>32186020>All this conjecture is pointless because we end up having to slit her throat.
>>32186033>>32186035>>32186044Remember w-when the Old Mr. Bones made it the first even roll out of 3 and not the first roll? pls ;_;
>>32186066Just this one time, understudy my balls are going to explode with furstration if this ends up with a dead Scylla or us dead
>>32186144>>32186066cmon guys we can't throw off the curve
>>3218614415+ was a success, 8-15 was a failure but you would notice soon enough to not completely fuck yourself over. 1-7 would've wound up with you in the drink.
>>32186188Rape her in the face with our dick while we keep our sword to her throat if that'll get us to submit.
>>32186188Instruct her to tie herself in knots.
>>32186188These are good.>>32186227>>32186222
>>32186188>"Ok, I totally don't want to kill you, but you gotta understand that it's uncool for you to keep attacking ships like this."
>>32186188I'll ask you once more. Do you surrender or am I going to have to cut you into pieces small enough to feed all the people you've been terrorizing? I'm sure the men you've had before would at least enjoy it.
>>32186188Would she survive having all of her tentacles cut off? Not clear on monster biology, but krakens and shit always seem fine. Could she then regrow them? And that's not even my fetish, I sweartogod, I just don't want to be killed.
>>32186270I'd imagine her whole inner torso is nothing but a big intertwined trunk of vital organs and arteries.
>>32186270You don't know for sure, but you think so.
>>32186294>>32186234Then I vote with these guys, and we can sort out whether we want to delimb her once she's tied herself up. Make sure she does it well, though. I guess we'll have to get her to flop up onto the boat?
>>32186323she's probably too big to get on the boatshe'd break it
>>32186294Remember that thing we did this morning where we stuck it straight down Adelles throat?Do it here, crouch on her shoulders, have her look right up at our hairy underside, and thrustour cock straight down her throat whilst keeping the sword as close to her neck as can be.Make sure she's looking right up at us, extending her neck will make her feel more vulnerable with our blade.>>32186350Well, tie just enough tentacles to keep her from doing anything and lets her still float
>>32186379That sounds epic. Be sure to shout I... AM... BEOWULF! When we cum.
>>32186379>Do it here, crouch on her shoulders, have her look right up at our hairy underside, and thrustour cock straight down her throat whilst keeping the sword as close to her neck as can be.I'm not sure about the physics of this.
>>32186487Let me draw up a picture in ms paint
>>32186503>>32186487Have a shitty painting
>>32186585Yeah, sorry, I'm not buying that position - comfort (for the man), physics, etc.Just gonna be a normal rough not-really-consensual facefucking. Deepthroating included, of course.Also it's a bit hard to decipher that image but she's not really that big - she'd be on the large side for a human woman, sure, but not someone you gawk at for being huge.
>>32186708Can we still settle for those smaller tentacles hidden under herPlease don't deny us glorious Tentalce Muscle Girl Rape, based understudy.
Bit shorter than some of my other scenes, sorry.>>32186858Even if she had them (nope, sorry), the'd be really awkwardly placed for any tentacle sex. You'd have to basically be enveloped by eight giant monstergirl tentacles in order to be within their range.
>>32187146Tell her to take you back to shore. Ditch those loser sailors.
>>32187146Oh well, another time another monster then. . .>Cries in a corner>>32187146"You're going to tell me how I can be sure you won't just go back to terrorizing ships just to get a meal. They were thinking of doing something where they send you some guys everynow and then, perhaps even something where each ship brings a guy just for that purpose. Unless you have another idea in mind"
>>32187146Ruffle her hair and talk to her. "You willing to be a good girl now? If you're willing to work with the town you could protect their ships, and deal with any pirates, and they'd make sure you had plenty of good food and men to fuck you.Doesn't that sound nicer than making people like me have to hurt you?"
>>32187271>>32187311>>32187330Yeup, that about sums it up.
>>32187619>Go somewhere else>Maybe with usGods yes.How long can she stay on land without water, and for that mater, how dense are the lakes and rivers and caves in the land? Someplace she can stay moist and hidden in case we need a bit more subtley than a giant tentacle monstergirl.
>>32187664Anon, a scylla is a big responsibity. You'll have to feed it, and clean it, and give it lots of water.
>>32187619Yeah sure whatever sounds goodwanna take me back to shore?
>>32187619Take us to shore, we'll see about getting her a supply of men in exchange for protecting the town.
>>32187861Go to the City Council, and tell them we've got the Scylla willing to talk.The Scylla will protect the city in exchange, perhaps every ship have at least one virile male for the purpose of "payment". I'm sure finding volunteers won't be a problem.
>>32187944>>32187861Afterwe cut through the boring beuracracy, we go right to the City Guard HQ and we make the Captain get her comeuppance courtesy of our cock.
>>32187861Stretch, crack our knuckles, congratulate ourself for a job well done, and head back to town to find our wife.After we fill in our wife on what happened we'll visit the city council or something and let them know about this. Adelle is probably good at dealing with the political nonsense.Then I think we visit the guard captain and get that cock sucking we were promised, and more.
>>32187965>make the Captain get her comeuppance courtesy of our cockShe was unhelpful to us, and that make Adelle unhappy, as well as jealous. How I hope the two of us can reduce the haughty captain to a mewling muscle-slut.
>>32188051>that make Adelle unhappy, as well as jealousWhere are you getting this from?
>>32188051>How I hope the two of us can reduce the haughty captain to a mewling muscle-slut.Indeed. Was sorta hoping we'd have some tentacles to aid with that, but we gotta make do with what we got.By the way, are we ever gonna get some permanent traveling company? Every single one of the Bones Quest protagonist collected them and we've turned down several. We ought to get at least one. Would be good to have some more muscle with us on our trip, someone who knows how to fight, and is bound by our word. She wouldn't be to conspicuous either, and it'd get her away from her (evidently by her demeanor) boring job.
>>32188067Do you think she like people disrespecting her husband?
>>32188117Could definitely go for a broken in muscle girl companion becking at our whim. Now we'll have even more domming potential.>>32188160That's what we're going to fix tonight.
>>32188117I'm kinda hoping that shit has gone down while we've been gone, so we can collect the rejected/ abandoned harem members on the way back, and then reluctantly engage in further adventure as a party.
>>32188211Hell yes, when once get that sword, we're going to need an to camp an entire army of monstergirls when finally we get back.
>>32188205>That's what we're going to fix tonight.Exactly, I'm saying Adelle is likely to be rather enthusiastic at the task, given the guard's sass to her beloved. I worry I'm hyping it up too much, and being unfair to Understudy, but damn the idea just pushes my buttons.
>>32188263You didn't really notice any particularly strong emotional reactions from Adelle when you were talking to the Captain.
>>32188309"How much do you value this job? And if not, what would you do to get away from it?">Companion offerOtherwise, we've been through a lot, we're going to let out all our pent up stress on humiliating and dominating the shit out of her.maybe after that she'll be more inclined to listening to us
>>32188309>>32188360>Ask her if she likes her job>Domination session, break her in and make her ours>Ask her again if she'd still like to stay
>>32188309Actually learn her name, we have a terrible habit of getting blowjobs from people before we learn their name.Introduce her to our wife if she's with us, tell her to start by taking off her clothes. At some point we should offer her a job, we're nobility, we could use a competent captain of the guard.
>>32188360>>32188403You do realize that she's a human, not a monstergirl, so dominated in bed -> loyal pet is not necessarily true?
>>32188309>>32188360This is good for an outline, as for specifics of the humilliation/domination stuff, depends on how long we have/ what she considers fair. Maybe strip her to whatever is humilliating, but still legal, manacle her (the city guard must have some around here, surely) and parade her around a bit. Them some nice long bondage teasing / toying with her/ fucking her in every available orifice until she's a drooling mess.>>32188443Let us ahego fetishist dream, man.
>>32188443Hrmm, that is true.But she just seems so. . .bored with her job, maybe even her life. I doubt any man even bothers to approached her as the Captain of the City Guard. If we were to spice things up, give her something she'll never forget, would she really be content to going back to usual mediocrity?
>>32188505>If we were to spice things up, give her something she'll never forget, would she really be content to going back to usual mediocrity?Good sex and dominating sex are not necessarily the same thing.
>>32188494Maybe not something public, that'd just make her hate us, but you've got the right idea.For specifics, I really want to try and turn her into an anal slut.I realize that asking this after only one session and on a human is far fetched, but in the least if she ever comes when she's with us, it will be from our dick in her ass *alone* and she'll need to beg for it.>>32188524Then we hope we strike it right.In any event, whether or not she accepts is merely a bonus. We are still gonna dominate her all the same.
>>32188733The GuardsHQ does have a cage and some jail equipment yes?If they do, then WE aren't going to your quarters, we'll be fine just here.
>>32188733Why would we want to go somewhere more private?Start by having her strip for us, then we'll both tease her for a bit before bending her over her desk and fucking her.
>>32188889Don't forget the manacles.We're going to fuck and tease her like hell, but everytime she gets anywhere near close to cumming, we make her beg (not ask) to be fucked in the ass. If we feel her request is incincere, we keep teasing her until we're satisfied and only then do we let her come from our dick in her butt.That's the way it's gonna be for the whole night, and luckily thanks to Adelle and the Scylla we'll be able to last that long.
To the anon who has begun to archive the threads once more, I say, Kudos.
>>32188889>>32188982Okay, I guess this is the plan.I have a general outline in my head that I'm working through, but if anybody wants to add anything to this, I'm all ears.
>>32189494How good is adelle with a whip?Joking of course,but only right now
>>32190019Urgh. Hrm. Hmph.We were punishing this girl for her hesitance to help us find the thief. The thief who stole Adelle's family sword. But if Adelle wants to let her off easy, we let her off easy.The important thing is that sailors are safe again, and we're on the trail of that thief. Technically, by cumming even though we told her she had to beg for it, she's broken her oath to do as we said. To make up for this, do whatever Adelle wants. Cooking dinner or buying us drinks would be fine, I suppose.Better yet, take an oath to catch the damn sword-snatcher. That's her job anyway, isn't it?
>>32190306>let off easy>not get off easyya dun goofed
>>32190019*sigh* very well, we did it because we liked it but if she don't like it, we listen.Shes the only one we'll listen to.Besides, well, shit, she WON. I mean, that's impressive we ain't been beat before I kinda gotta respect that.>>32190306Get to work on the sword thief, we've had our pleasure now it's time for business.
>>32190694>what do you do?Argue the point, if people can't be held to the oaths they make then how cam we ever trust anything that comes out of their mouths? I gave an oath to bring your family sword back and I shall. The Scylla gave her word to no longer pillage men unless they come to her if talks work out. The Captain here is the only one not upholding her oath.
>>32190694Jesus Christ whatever, just drop it.>>32190871get your autism out of here
>>32190694Hrm, well this is become more awkward than I'd of liked.Seriously, let's just not dig any deeper. We had our fun, let's just get back to work and call it a day. Our wife isn't pleased, let's not push it.
>>32190951I dunno, I think Cecilia's position is weaker than it appears. Think about it: the guards were tied up because of the Scylla. Doing what? Watching goods in port so nobody stole them.Sitting on their asses watching unstolen goods is more important than trying to rectify a crime that was actually committed? A stolen noble's sword, a valuable heirloom no less (can't recall if it was magic). Or did they not care because it was a Lestrange sword? I know they aren't on good terms. Plus, we had to step in and fix this problem for them.That having been said, yeah, I don't want to disappoint the wife any more.
Calling it a night here. Players are getting thin, I'm getting tired, and I need to do some other stuff before tomorrow anyway.I plan to run next Saturday. I hope this session was up to quality.
>>32191156thanks for running!
>>32191156I think calling it was wise, and I appreciate you sticking to your guns earlier and not giving us the 20, makes the rolls matter. Had fun, thanks for running OP!
>>32191156Session was great! Really intense with the Scylla stuff.Kinda wish we didn't have to wait 3 updates to get us to shore and get the deal with the city council which all could've been squared off in one update, felt that kinda made the excitement die down a bit and used up some time.But on the whole, it was a fun thread. Thanks for it Understudy!>>32191206Also this
>>32191224>Wreckles monster hunting>A crazy ass plan>Some really close calls>Fucking it into submission>Awkward mistakery and some player regretIt really feels like an honest to goodness Text Adventure Quest ala MB. Thank you Understudy
>>32190019>"My Lord, you haven't spilled your seed inside me for two days."We need to fix this shit. We been feeding monstergirls more than we have our own wife, and that's no good.Tommorow, we eat the biggest breakfast of eggs and protein we can and drink plenty.
>>32192385>We need to fix this shit. We been feeding monstergirls more than we have our own wife, and that's no good.To clarify (since I'm not asleep for some reason), she meant you hadn't ejaculated in such a way that you could get her pregnant in two days. You've had some form of sex every day since you've got married, just the previous couple times you came in her mouth/throat.
>>32192574Ok, will note.
>>32190019>They were monstergirlsThe barmaid wasn't.
>>32192574I get it if you didn't want to write another domination scene man, but you could have said so or at least dropped a few hints beforehand, rather than waste the latter half of the thread and going for maximum fuckup.
>>32192574Last thread; No-one wants to fuck or recruit these characters - woe is me.This thread; Everyone wants to fuck and recruit this character - No you can't! Haha asshole!God damn it Understudy.
>>32195758Consistency has no place in TAQ!
>>32195758Yeah, seriously, we were no nastier to Cecilia than we were to the barmaid, OP was just sulking at having to write scenes he didn't like.
>>32191156Was pretty good up to the end of the scylla fight, used the spice idea well, had a fun bit of negotiation, then it went a bit to shit really, three posts of nothing much happening that should probably have been rolled into one, one post of disappointment and then three posts of OOC bitching at the players - as the quest reward.
>>32196169Yeah, felt like an asspull re-write of Adelle so OP could be pissy at the players for a bit. Maybe it was just tiredness? Maybe he actually forgot the barmaid scene and what that meant as far as characterisation of her?Still, pretty disappointing for what should have been the climax of the thread.
>>32196169>OP was just sulking at having to write scenes he didn't likeYeah, its not like there weren't a whole bunch of other ways he could have taken it rather than that, I'm just going to hope the petulant bitching was purely a result of being tired, and he'll do better next time. Did kinda spoil the thread for me though.
>>321957581. Trissa readily and eagerly consented. Cecilia was clearly anxious and hesitant and doing it because of honor or whatever.2. Trissa flagrantly flirted with Adelle's husband in front of her. Cecilia did nothing as far as Adelle could see.>>32195823>you didn't want to write another domination scene manThis has never happened.>you could have said so or at least dropped a few hints beforehandYou mean a hint like Cecilia being anxious and asking for the three of you to go up to her quarters, which was promptly used as a cue to do the exact opposite?
First the shitty random encounters last thread, now three posts of slapping your players on the wrist for not doing what you wanted.Mr Bones had his issues, but at least I could maintain a boner through his threads.
>>32197893>Cecilia did nothing as far as Adelle could see.She's the one who made the "I'd suck your dick if you did that" comment. That's pretty forward.>This has never happened.Then why didn't you just do it if its apparently what everyone wanted?>You mean a hint like Cecilia being anxious and asking for the three of you to go up to her quarters, which was promptly used as a cue to do the exact opposite?Reluctance =/= asspull character shift so the QM can bitch at you for four updates.>Trissa readily and eagerly consented.Is bullshit, she consented to sex with the two of us, not to the domination/ humiliation scene that ensued, which is why Adelle suddenly having a problem with this is such a fuck up.
>>32197893>You mean a hint like Cecilia being anxious and asking for the three of you to go up to her quarters, which was promptly used as a cue to do the exact opposite?Not arguing with you, but that was sorta the point. If the intention was to dominate/humiliate you don't do what they want, and do what you want. Plus, we only really take Adelle's requests and feelings seriously (for the same reason of her being our wife, and how joyed she was we didn't even bother to ask the name of the Scylla).In any event Understudy, there will be complaints and grievances in even the very best TAQ. Mr. Bones never had a thread without them.Whether or not you want to take them at face glance, look deeper into them, or completely ignore them is up to you.The Scylla fight was fun, the climax of the thread, and the smut is enjoyable. I just feel the resolution after it was dragged out a little too long in parts, letting the mood die down a bit, and understandably not everyone got the things they wanted to see (tentacle rape of muscle women, and failing that, settling for breaking down of muscle woman) but in the least, we still got a smut scene are a step closer to the sword and there is still opportunity next thread.Mr. Bones was always improving in each and every thread and fixing the mistakes he made in the last thread in the next one, from the very first quest to the very last. We've seen improving on the things done last thread, and maybe made some new ones, so as long as you continue to put efforts into improving yourself then there will always be a reason for these threads.
>>32197942This. Its like you dont even want to fucking run this quest.
>>32198064>She's the one who made the "I'd suck your dick if you did that" comment. That's pretty forward.To be fair, that wasn't really a flirtation attempt more along the lines of "your shitting me right?"
>>32198118If he didn't want to run this quest, we wouldn't have the smut scenes or even be here arguing about it in the first place.
>>32198118That's unfair, yes there have been issues and fuckups, but if he didn't want to run this none of us would be here, and that would suck.I'm pissed because this was a massive boner killer and read like passive-aggressive, mock-your-players bullshit, doesn't mean I don't want to see more TAQ.
>>32197893The last two threads have been serious disappointments to me.Since you've done some good threads before that though, I'm willing to give it one more thread before I drop this quest.