Welcome to Academy City. The time is now evening, the weather is comfortable and the date is August 12.You are Kyril Torikov, ‘Level 2’ Telekinetic Child Error and you are being refused entry to a fancy restaurant. There was a reason for this if you recalled the last few hour, hours, really. School District 19 was apparently home to an underground fighting ring. It’s probably not a surprise then that you found your girlfriend, Asuka there. She always did love a good fight and it doesn’t look like the gunshot wound slowed her down at all. No doubt the reason she didn’t answer her phone was either because the reception was bad or she was sneaking out and didn’t want others to know, especially not her father.Now that was a whole ‘nother can of worms all together. You knew Asuka had some issues, but there was something that went on between them that resulted in Asuka refusing to speak to him hence. Lord Kudou had hinted that she wasn’t very trusting and if her small bouts of jealousy were any indication he wasn’t lying. Perhaps you would have an opportunity to dig in to that soon.But, back to the restaurant, you were being denied entrance to a fancy French restaurant that was overlooking a street. It wasn’t because of the bloodied, bleeding, and unconscious Judgement officer by the name of Kaoru over Asuka’s shoulder, nor the various weapons between the three of you. It was because the restaurant was already full, which was bullshit but apparently empty tables built the requisite atmosphere.>Slap the host with a wad of cash, he can afford to bend a bit>Introduce the host to a table, telekinetically>Actually, dinner at your place sounds better and more intimate
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>>31998516Ask Asuka to convince him to seat us.
>>31998516>Slap the host with a wad of cash, he can afford to bend a bit.wop your wad
>>31998516Kinda torn between>Actually, dinner at your place sounds better and more intimateand>Slap the host with a wad of cash, he can afford to bend a bitI mean, it's not like money is a big issue and we can probably afford it, but I don't much like the idea of giving an inch to this french shitter.Aww fuckit. Just go for the wad.
The restaurant was fancy, like real fancy, and their clientele was no doubt richer than you were. Still, that wouldn’t stop you much, and definitely not Asuka.“Could you be a dear and slap some sense in to him?” you asked your girlfriend.“My pleasure,” she reached for her sword.You stopped her quickly however and handed her a wad of cash. It was a stack of 10,000 bills you won from betting on her at the fight club.“I didn’t know you were in to that kind of play but I’ll try for you,” she brushed the wad provocatively.Then Asuka slapped the host across the face with it.“Was that to your satisfaction dear?”You shrugged, unwilling to comment as the host quickly seated you at a table that was a bit out of sight. There was a coat rack next to it and that was where Asuka hung The Dean as well as Kaoru from as you sat down to order. The menu was French with what would have been exorbitant costs for a student of your means. In sticking with the fancy theme, Asuka’s menu had no prices listed in it.“What does your restaurant have as a specialty?” she set her menu down.“Mademoiselle, we have everything,” the waiter replied smugly.“Then how about some Canard à l’Orange and for desert a Grand Marnier Soufflé with some Crème Anglaise for variety,” she rattled off.“Certainly,” the waiter jotted down the no doubt expensive order, “And you monsieur?”“I’ll just have some, er, Boeuf bourguignon,” you had trouble reading the name.“Certainly, might I suggest a Châteu-Grillet from 1999 to go with that?”>Absolutely accept the wine>Some other alcoholic drink>Let’s try and remain sober
>>31999496>>Absolutely accept the winebut of course!
>>31999496>>Some other alcoholic drink
>>31999496>Absolutely accept the wine
>>31999496>as well as Kaoru>She stuck Karou on the coat rackDid I ever tell you that you write the best waifus, Bored? Really underappreciated, this thing you do.I don't really have an opinion with regards to the drink. I just wanted to say that that was some funnies right there.
>>31999769I guess I make up my lack in SoL with bant and silly background events.
>can't read french>still find a dish with booze in itThat a boy Kyril!
>>32000289It was either that or moules au vin blanc.
You nodded and left the garcon to his work. The wine was served first, as well as some bread-like aperitif. Without any actual experience with wine in a classy setting you determinedly follow Asuka’s lead. Swirl, sniff, sip, savour, and then swallow. Honestly it was rather fruity, a little bit coarse, and with an aftertaste was no doubt more complex than your tongue could handle. Asuka took her time to appreciate it and you almost felt bad that your plebeian tastes could not possible compare with her educated opinion.“Hmmm I would have preferred something from Alsace for a blanc, or something that was a bit smokier,” she finally said, “Though I would not expect such a good wine choice for a restaurant here anyway.”“Of course,” you agreed, if only to keep conversation going, “The waiter looked like he knew what he was doing.”“You would say that, but this is only middle of the pack service at best,” Asuka flicked her hair, “Now what business did our little Sikh friend conduct with my father? I must admit, for someone who is as the saying goes, ‘as cute as a button’, I would never have expected that kind of fight from her. Shashtar vidiya has quite the history.”Thus you told her about Lord Kudou barging in this morning and his threatening of you with a laser pointer just to try and force your compliance.“Quite typical of my father really,” she swirled the wine in her glass before taking another sip, “He may threaten violence but he never employs it.”“So he’s a pacifist?”“More or less.”As the food arrived you pondered the next question to ask her.>Ask about her father>Ask about her spat with him>Ask about her recent behaviourWrite-ins yield more info
>>32000399>>Ask about her father
>>32000399>Sitting here trying to think up some kind of writeit>Got nothing>Keep trying because I would really like to not have this relationship implodeUntil then, I guess I'll just vote for>Ask about her recent behaviourLike how she got in on the underground fightan circuit and how in the hell we never found out about that place considering that it's the kind of thing that Kyril would be all over.
>>32000399>Ask about her spat with him"Sorry if I'm prying here, but was it always this bad? What was the straw that broke the camel's back?"
>>32000399>Ask about her recent behaviourIf she wanted alone time she need just leave a note indicating where she is going.That way vengeance can be enacted in the event she doesn't return.
>>31999816Man, poor Kaoru, she doesn't deserves this shit, but damn if it isn't funny.
>>32000399What are you gonna do about your old man? He mentioned that he plans to talk to you soon.
“I don’t mean to pry but was it always this bad?” you asked her, “With your dad I mean.”“No. I suppose it is not prying when my father is actively meddling in your affairs,” she sighed and took another sip, “The straw that broke the camel’s back would probably be when he sent me away from our home to Academy City. He had always been trying to curb my, hobbies as it were, and I thought at the time that he had finally had enough, of me and everything. At some level, I knew he cared, I knew he loved me but it was just really hard to reconcile what with the sending me away and all that rot.”She asked for the waiter to pour her some more wine as you mulled over her answer.“As for his plans to talk to me I suppose we could reconcile, if only he apologises correctly,” she continued, “Though knowing him he would not think that he did anything wrong.”“Exactly what would he have to apologise for anyway?”“That is for him to figure out and for me to decide,” she replied without turning away from her meal.You decided to step away from the topic then.“So, fight club, what’s that about? Looked like the kind of thing I could get in to.”“For a thug you sure are not very well connected with the underside of our city,” she wiped herself off before taking another sip, “I suppose this one will have to disband given its discovery by our Sikh friend here.”“You could have at least left a message,” you pretended offence, “If only so I could enact your vengeance.”“I have always held to the image that it is the gentleman that pursues his lady,” she sipped the wine again, “and besides, did you not regale me with tales of your Teacher and his wife? I would have thought you swayed by such a romantic ideal that a simple message would be insulting to the ensuing drama.”You had nothing to say to that.[1/2]
>>32001246She was on her third glass, and you were just finished with your first, by the time dessert arrived. You had settled for some gaufres which turned out to be some waffles with ice cream and melted chocolate. Just as you were about dig in Asuka spoke.“You are a rather sly fellow did you know?”You supposed that could be taken as a compliment.“Plying a maiden such as myself with drink to satisfy your desires,” her voice was accusingly sultry.Well you didn’t really intend to do anything.“Still, I do wonder myself what you have been up to in my absence,” she continued, “Turnabout is fair play I believe.”She got you there.>Tell her everything>Be vague and summarise>Write-in option
>>32001313>>Be vague and summarise
>>32001313>Tell her everything
>>32001313>Be vague and summariseI don't even remember half the things that were done. Though I'm certain booty and plundering were involved.
>>32001246>Tell her everything
>>32001313>Tell her everythingI don't recall any magic shenanigans. tell her Railgun has it bad for Touma
>>32001409sure. why not
>>32001313>Write-in option"Same old, Same old. Sung a little, got wasted, woke up half naked."
It sounded so simple to just tell her everything but you were having a hard time remembering. There was some alcohol involved so you could easily just blame that but you didn’t. You recall your first meeting with Lord Kudou, which she had already commented on. Then came your ensuing dealings with Nunotaba and The Railgun. That caught her attention rather quickly.“I suppose then that this Nunotaba Shinobu is a regular client of yours?” she asked.“She probably considers me a business partner though.”“Ah yes, the yaoi manga, how could have I forgotten, much less no figured it out.”As far as pseudonyms goes, Heart-Under-Blade that was written as Shinobu was a bit of a clue. Her reaction to your dealings of The Railgun elicited a rather wide smile.“I suppose you expended your favour so that she may coincidentally join your group of friends for a night out on the town,” she started on a fourth glass of wine, “Imagine, a young, easily influenced middle school girl invited to karaoke by such strapping young men. From your companions I would imagine one would have had the foresight to bring alcohol to further lower her inhibitions. Slowly but surely, your suggestions would turn lewder and lewder until finally, one of you would have the power to take the final step and her virginity. I wager you took turns, slowly watching her cries turn from pain to pleasure.”“I think you’ve had enough wine,” was all you said.“Oh my, I believe you’re right,” Asuka seemed to stare blankly at you for a moment, “Uncle once said that I was a rather lewd drunk. Perhaps we should settle the bill before I demand your ravishing.”Quite so, you agreed but how were you going to deal with Kaoru?>Wake her up so you can escort Asuka back>Take her home and tuck her in>Something else? (write-in)
>>32002104>>Take her home and tuck her in
>>32002104>Wake her up so you can escort Asuka back
>>32002104>Wake her up so you can escort Asuka backwhat would the neighbors think if we just carried her there?
>>32002154Our neighbors include a walking library and a spy, dude. I don't think it'll register.
>>32002193are we taking her to her home or Kyril's?
>>32002104>Take her home and tuck her inWe got her to into a fight with Asuka and she got her ass beaten so we might as well be nice enough to take her home.
>>32002207I think so. Where else would we take her?
>>32002104We gotta take her with us the next time we go drinking.
>>32002104>>Take her home and tuck her inBecause why not.
I am both happy and disappointed that I misread that last option.
You decided to be nice to Kaoru for once. Rather, you had been quite the terrible friend for her, getting her injured on multiple occasions and yet she puts up with it save for some minor grumbling. Your brilliant plan to take her home so that you could tuck her in was thwarted somewhat by the fact that you had no idea where live. It was something you had realised just as you had walked, or wheeled, a fair bit away from the restaurant. You blame the wine.“What is it dear?” Asuka was clinging quite tightly.“I don’t know where Kaoru lives,” you voiced your thoughts.“Oh and what were you planning on doing in her domicile?” Asuka wondered, “Perhaps you were going to play the incubus.”“Just tuck her in,” you replied quickly.“If that was all you wanted to do you could have just left her with me,” she suggested, “Or better yet, tuck her in your own bed. I’m sure a gentleman such as yourself would not mind sharing it with a comely maiden or two.”You considered your options, at least the slightly less lewd ones. You were pretty sure it would be alright if you left her with Asuka. She probably wouldn’t take advantage of the younger girl.“And don’t think I have forgotten your dealings with the Railgun dear,” Asuka continued unaware, “We shall be discussing the matter tomorrow when I am sober and less lewd.”“What’s the matter?”“Country matters.”Maybe you shouldn’t leave Kaoru with her. Then again it looked like Asuka wouldn’t leave you if you did tuck in the Sikh first.>Leave Kaoru with Asuka>Take her home, for realz this time
>>32002866>>Take her home, for realz this time
>>32002866>Take her homeBetter she see a familiar face when waking than risk the chance of unconscious lewdness.
>>32002866>Take her home, for realz this time
>>32002866>Leave Kaoru with Asukamaybe they'll kiss and make ou- up
>>32002866>Leave Kaoru with Asuka
>>32002866>>Leave Kaoru with Asuka
>>32002866>>Take her home, for realz this timeIf it comes down to it, we'll take both home.
we should take Asuka to the beach one day...
>>32003113Good thing you're posting this early or my post will have been delayed.
>>32002866>“Country matters.”muh ribs. Kyril needs to get her drunk more.
You were afraid for Kaoru if you left her alone with Asuka, which meant you had to settle with the next best thing, taking her home with you. After all, what could possibly go wrong?The time is now morning, the weather is cold on your left side and the date is now August 13.You awakened like a startled goat. In hindsight this was probably a bad idea as you reflexively clutch your sides. Yeah you were definitely going to need your pain killers for this. The only thing stopping you from looking for it was the fact that you were under dressed. Your shirt was gone, though it looked like your boxers were still on. Further covering your crotch and morning wood was a textbook. It was,>NEWTON>Minds etc.>Approximation“Huh, I would have never thought that you could prop a textbook up with that,” Asuka’s voice carried from the kitchen, “Now will you be a dear and take a shower? I can only do so much to clean your wounds.”Your initial impulse was to panic. Then you figured it was better to do as you’re told otherwise there would be no breakfast on account of you sleeping on the breakfast table. With a groan you make for the bathroom as fast as you could, with the textbook still attempting to preserve what little dignity your boxers could not. Just as you reach for the handle, you remembered Kaoru. Before you could knock Asuka spoke up again,“Our diminutive Sikh friend is currently in your friend’s room, Kamijou-san if I’m not mistaken.”With a sigh of relief you push open your bathroom door to take a shower and uh, relieve yourself.((Vote on the book, I'll keep writing))
>>32003691Bored whats the biggest book we own?
>>32003691Which one is the heaviest?It's NEWTON, right?
>>32003691>NEWTONFinish the book or die trying.
>>32003744Um, I haven't thought of that.>>32003759Same as the above.Give me a post to figure that out.
>>32003776>inb4 Fowl Gods 2I mean, it's in the trash, but still. It'd be funny.
>>32003691>The biggest and heaviest book we own that isn't yaoiFor implications that's why
>>32003691Any foreigner size book.
>>32003691>NEWTONover the half way point
>>32003776>Um, I haven't thought of that.I'd imagine newton there. Applied physics textbooks tend to be large.
You’ve stepped out of the shower to find both Kaoru and Asuka sitting at your table with what looked like a piping hot breakfast awaiting you. Their expressions were different. Kaoru winced slightly at the sight of your exposed abdomen and chest. Rather than admiring your gorgeous (in your own opinion) figure she was probably taking in the extent of the wounds you had taken. You had to admit that it didn’t hurt as much the day you got them. Heaven Canceller really did work miracles though he did advise you to stay in a wheelchair until at least the fifteenth thus you plopped yourself down in it as you slipped on a shirt. Breakfast was only for you, as apparently the girls were earlier risers and had eaten.“I must thank you for the hospitality even if your intentions were suspect,” Kaoru began, “And I am surprised to find that I have suffered no indecencies.”“Uh, you’re welcome?” you returned.“Good day, I must return to my duties,” with that she left.“Funny and cute,” Asuka commented as you dug in, “How is the food dear?”“Good.”She didn’t seem to care that there was no way for you to answer otherwise. It’s probably one of those things you’ll never understand. What you did understand was that the smile she had in response was rather sincere. To be fair her cooking was on par with yours, maybe slightly better.“Now that you have finished breakfast, we must discuss the matter with The Railgun and the implications thereof,” she said as you finished.You urged her to continue.“In all honesty, I want in.”>Conditional surrender (yes)>Hold the line, die standing (no)Your textbooks are on loan and thus you don't actually own them.Also lost internet for like 15 minutes and freaked out. Just a heads up in case I dropout.
>>32004370>>Hold the line, die standing (no)
>>32004370Wait, what are we telling her yes or no about?
>>32004370>Conditional surrender (yes)
>>32004474She wants in on the job.
>>32004500I forgot what that was.
>>32004370>>Conditional surrender (yes)
>>32004514Just take a gander at>>31998529
>>32004370>Hold the line, die standing (no)Nope. The job is simple info gathering no fighting at all.
>>Conditional surrender (yes)>>32004559Sparky would love to have us and Asuka at her back, though!
>>32004370>Conditional surrender (yes)why not bring her in? she's a flat out better fighter than us
>>32004370>"This is basic information gathering. Not much combat or anything exciting."
Would her Commands even work on Accelerator?
>>32004830No. He thinks of himself as above everyone else.
>>32004857on top of the fact he can block out sound
>>32004830Most likely not. Unless it's vectorless like that heart effect. The most likely outcome is him noticing what is going on and vector reflecting it.
>>32004917I hate him more with each passing discussion on how to beat him.Fucking Mary Sues
>>32005049How to beat him: call up our bro Touma and back him up. Easy.
>>32005049Honestly Accel isn't that bad. He is pretty strong but he is far from the strongest and he tends to fuck up a lot. Just we really don't have the resources to fight a level 5. Mikoto alone could rape us.
>>32005049I still hold that alcohol is the solution.
>>32005100we just need to have Touma get a good grip on him with his right hand. After that, he either uses his left to keep punching until the guy is out, or we jump in and do the punching for him.
>>32005100>ToumaWould work actually. At least the first time before he got used to physical combat.
>>32005049You do realize that he's nowhere near the strongest thing in the series and can get shit on by a lot of the magic side, right?
>>32005137Won't work. His left hand would get vectored. It's why Toumas plan in canon was pretty much rush and then tiny blow in. Before backing off and then sneaking another one in using his inexperience at dodging.
>>32005142If Touma grabs hold of him, he can't reflect the shit we throw at him telekinetically, right?Or Dean.
>>32005168shouldn't the right hand nullify all esper powers that Accel uses?
>>32005100Still Touma is an instant fuck you button.There's almost no way to beat him without using a fuck you button. Maybe if he gets cocky and fuck up or something but that's a really big maybe.
>>32005137That's the exact opposite of what you want to do. IB only stops the reflection against itself. Touching Accel with it wouldn't turn off his powers completely. During the fight scene, if you actually read the LNs, you'll see that Touma specifically attempts to avoid any sort of grappling because touching Accel with anything that's not his right hand would be instadeath if the albino faggot decides he just wants to end it and sends all the blood into Touma's brain to explode it.
let's discuss our role in a hypothetical Accelerator fight when we're actually fighting himplease
What if we lend Touma the brass knuckles? The increased force should knock his ass out in one hit.
She wanted in on the job with Sparky. You went silent at that declaration, your mind weighing both pros and cons. This was a straight up information job though. You were not running in and smashing faces. It’d be boring for her and besides, you haven’t told her ‘no’ in a while. The last time she tried to stab you so you’re banking on your boyfriend status. Then again she could be useful in her own ways. She’d be perfect to use to get a joker in position and all sorts of useful tricks her ability could achieve. Yeah, she was definitely more useful in a job than you could ever be. You never worked alone anyway so any help would be appreciated. Whether she was up for teamwork was another matter but maybe this could be a learning experience for her. Her father did say that she wasn’t trusting.“You are aware that this is an information job and that there’s no fighting right?” you started.“I am aware, as I am aware that this is not the first time you have committed grand larceny though I believe this may be the first time you are doing so of your own volition,” she replied.“Why do you think that?”“Because money was involved, or was but now she just owes you a favour,” she grasped your hand, “I am beginning to think that you are building a future for yourself. I simply wish to be a part of it.”“Fair,” you squeezed, “But I work with my friends. I trust them. Can you? Will you?”“If I must, Sagara and Tadakuni are rather dashing for rogues,” she answered.“It’s not just them but then I don’t have any more objections.”“Then shouldn’t I at least meet with them? Work with them?”Sure lyshe was not suggesting,>That you introduce her to your friends>That you all go rob something in the name of teamwork
>>32005272then it would be the brass knuckles making contact with Accel, and therefore vulnerable to vector manipulation. It has to be only his right hand
>>32005201No, it would nullify any powers contacting the hand.Touma stops people like Kuroko from teleporting when touching her because she can only do whole objects. She can't teleport something Touma touches because it's preventing a small chunk and she has to do the whole thing or nothing at all.Accel doesn't do that. A lot of espers don't do that. If he grabs Accel, well awesome. He has no reflection in the part of his body being grabbed. The rest of him is still godmode hyperdeath.We could have Touma grab him and then shoot/stab through his hand to kill Accel if we wanted, though.
>>32005292>>That you introduce her to your friends
>>32005292>That you all go rob something in the name of teamworkThat fighting pit makes for a tempting target, and they wouldn't expect anyone to rob it the day after they found out it exists.
>>32005292>>That you all go rob something in the name of teamwork
>>32005292>>That you all go rob something in the name of teamworkWell, if she insists, I guess there's no real choice here.
>>32005292>That you introduce her to your friends
>>32005292>That you all go rob something in the name of teamwork
>>32005264We have no role all we can Do is pick a god and pray
>>32005264Put as much shit in between him and our escape route as possible. Hope he's too busy to break the sound barrier and mulch us in half a second.
>>32005264help carry Touma to the hospital after he kicks Accel's ass
>>32005264Let's not fight Accel and say we didn't.
>>32005786;-;We shouldn't be getting so meta anyway
>>32005292No kyril don't corrupt your waifu to the dark side.
Couldn't our power, theoretically, cancel out Accelerator's?
>>32005847She was already on the dark side, you just pulled her closer to your alignment.
>>32005856I cannot think of way that it could.
>>32005856Possibly, in the manga Accelerator's only weakness in Main Characters.
>>32005912>Possibly, in the mangan Accelerator's only weakness is Main Characters.Forgot to grammar
>>32005856Our powers work via AIM field creation of force pretty much. AIM field creation of force creates a vector.
>>32005897So she went from Law to chaos?
>>32006041No she went from pure chaos to chaotic nuetralAlso I fucking hate D&Ds alignment BS
>>32006095But I like their alignment system...
LG-KaoruNG-ToumaCG-Zappy DanLN-ShiraiN-Heaven CancellerCN-KyrilLE-Crowley NE-STUDYCE- Asuka or Accelerator
“You know what I’m thinking?” you asked her.“No dear, please do enlighten me.”“How about we hit that fight club? I bet a lot of money changes hands there,” you suggested, “We could make it an outing, you, me, the kids and several million yen in dirty cash.”“Oh you still remember how to make a lady swoon,” she leaned in closer and gave you a little kiss, “Promise me there’ll be fighting involved.”“Of course there will,” you promised.Of the thousand or so that came to watch her fight you were betting more than half knew how to handle themselves and that at least ninety percent probably carried a weapon or had an Ability equivalent. That was in no way an amount of people you wanted to piss off. That was even before you properly cased the joint for security as well so you were expecting much more formidable defences.First things first, you needed to round up the boys, which if memory served, the ones who’d even pitch in without hesitation was probably going to be Sagara and Tadakuni. Kyousuke as usual would be indifferent either way and Nakazawa was definitely not going to enjoy breaking the law for fun and profit. The second thing was to actually plan how you were going to hit the place and how you were going to get out. Third and last was that you actually had to call Toulour up and tell him you had a mark. The second wasn’t exactly something you could do without your crew though so that left you with two things you could possibly do right now.>Call up Toulour>Assemble “The Crew”
>>32006095>implying I'm using dnd alginments>Not superior shin megami tensei alignments.
>>32006254>Call up Toulour
>>32006254>Assemble "The Crew"
>>32006254>Call up ToulourMight not want to give it away to Asuka though. We have to have some secrets after all.
>>32006254>>Call up ToulourWe do need to join up. Maybe he'll tell us this is stupid and suggest a better target.
>>32006254>Call up Toulourfull darkside baby
>>32006342She just said she wants to be a part of the future we're building, and you want to hide a secret like this? The only reason we haven't told her about magic is because she wouldn't believe us.
>>32006395Yeah. I mainly want to keep it secret because the less people that know the less people can tie it to us or her.
>>32006239>NE-STUDYMore like shitty evil.
>>32006254What abilities does "The Crew" have again?
>>32006472We'll have an introduction montage for "The Crew" so don't you worry your pretty little head.
>>32006254>NakazawaWe really need to get around to corrupting him.>>32006472It's all in the padlet.
>>32006495>introduction montage for "The Crew"I am hype
>>32005298Pretty sure Touma keeps them from using their power at all. When Touma grabbed Thor, Thor's lightning fizzled out even though he wasn't touching it.
Well there was no sense in calling up your crew if THIEF was going to get in the way of things. Everything dealing with them had been cordial and polite so there was really no point in stepping on any toes now. After leaving Asuka to do the dishes you called your phone to your hand and with a snap you started dialling Toulour’s number.“This is Toulour,” your contact greeted with no small amount of cheer.“Toulour you son of a bitch I figured out your stupid test,” you replied instead.“You did didn’t you?” you heard some voices in the background, “You just earned me a mil, how about we celebrate at the usual spot?”He meant that fast food joint.“I remember that place, yeah we can meet up there if you want I guess, not much in to junk food really.”“Same, I just go for the hottie at the cashier,” he admitted blithely, “Anyway, see you at lunch.”Then he hung up.“Who was that dear?” Asuka hugged you from behind.“Just the thieves guild, or association, I haven’t figured which yet,” you replied with a kiss, “We’re probably going to have to go see him.”“Well what are we waiting for then?” she asked.“Lunch,” you shrugged.“Well that doesn’t mean we can’t distract ourselves in the mean time,” she replied.“Kudou Asuka, does your mama know?”“No but she’ll probably encourage me regardless,” she answered and led you to the door.It was a long time till lunch.Episode 34 End. Don’t be sad, there’s interludes!>Fowl Gods Volume 3: Singing Along Forever>103,001 and 1 Forbidden Books
>>32007149>103,001 and 1 Forbidden Books
>>32007149>Fowl Gods Volume 3: Singing Along Forever
>>32007149>>103,001 and 1 Forbidden Books
>>32007149>>Fowl Gods Volume 3: Singing Along ForeverFinally Nunotaba's time to shine.
>>32007149>Fowl Gods Volume 3: Singing Along ForeverLet's see how deep the hole goes.
What should we name our criminal team?
>>32007149>Fowl Gods Volume 3: Singing Along Foreveroh god she saw us drunk with a bunch of our friends
>>32007323no, Index did
>>32007311There will be a vote but it doesn't hurt to think of some now.
>>32007356Are we keeping the "One word in all caps" standard from canon?
>>32007406You get bonus points for it.
>>32007432I don't entirely understand why, but "DONGS" really speaks to me.
>>32007191>>32007235>>32007237>>32007249>>32007262>>32007344Index>>32007228>>32007246>>32007298>>32007323Fowl GodsAlright it looks like Index wins, which is weird because you guys were clamouring for Nunotaba last thread. Oh well.
ROCKNROLLASA Certain Criminal GangTAKEGroup of Like Minded IndividualsProblem Children
>>32007432NICKERSY'know. Cause they nick things.
>>32007549Problem Children is way too good to pass up.
>>32007432PEACEBecause we bring peace to the world. One object at a time.
>>32007549>Problem ChildrenOr PC for short.
I suggest FIGHT.FriendsInGangHelpThievery.
Got no idea why we would want to name a group though. It's best for people to not put a face on what we do. We aren't really official after all.
You are the Index Librorum Prohibitorum and are bored. Oh were you bored. Your roommate and temporary guardian had left in the middle of dinner to assist a friend in some capacity or another. While it was a good thing that he surrendered his portion of dinner in recompense, you weren’t sure what to do now. You had already exhausted his meagre library and they contained nothing of interest so you had put it out of your mind. But then, a thought occurred to you. If you did not have a book to read then you shall make one yourself. Mentally patting yourself on the back you got off the bed and acquired suitable materials.Now that you put pen to paper your mind froze. You actually had no idea how to start. Leisurely writing was a bit of novel experience for you. It was always copy this, reproduce that. Your mind wandered as your pen remained immobile. Searching your mind, you recalled the plot of several works that weren’t grimoires, namely Magical Girl Kanamin and Fowl Gods. Well you think the last one was doubly heretical but there wasn’t an ounce of dark magic involved, probably. While it was nice to take the easy road and be derivative, you were sure you could conjure up a better story, especially better than Fowl Gods. Your story shall be about,>A clueless boy entering a magical realm>A forbidden love story between siblings>Some other plot (write-ins welcomed)
>>32007843>A forbidden love story between siblings10,000 siblings to be exact.
>>32007843>>A forbidden love story between siblingsIs there another choice?
>>32007843>>Some other plot (write-ins welcomed)A mystery involving a vampire detective and his werewolf partner
>>32007843>A forbidden love story between siblings
>>32007843>>Some other plot (write-ins welcomed)Write The Gray Garden.
>>32007895All characters named after the forbidden books.
>>32007843>A clueless boy entering a magical realmLet's get meta.
>>32007833Because names are fun. Besides, in the end we're kind of doomed to submit to Keikaku, so there's not much point in worrying about it.
>>32008040>KeikakuAleister's Keikaku is going on strong. I wonder what he is going to get out of this.
Then inspiration strikes. Your idea was that your characters were siblings, and that they were in love. That which is forbidden tasted the sweetest after all. To make it even more intriguing, the brother would be a vampire and the sister was going to be a werewolf. They weren’t like the real thing obviously. This was a work of a fiction. The brother Huey was going to be a pale day light walker that sparkled in the sun. As for the younger sister, Dalian, she would be a silken haired werewolf that was permanently stuck halfway in her transformation with wolf ears and great bushy tail. Over the course of their adventures which consisted of defeating and collecting 10,000 monsters named after forbidden books, their bonds would deepen and perhaps the deed may be done.You had no idea why you wrote that in. It seemed like a good idea at the time but hey, this was Japan, land of deviants and heretics. They’d probably welcome your sordid plot with open arms. The question now was where to set your story. Whilst the past was a nice and easy option, it doesn’t translate very well to the present. It helped that you couldn’t remember more than a year ago but your roommate did have some history textbooks lying around. But if you were adventurous you would set this in the far future, if you could.>Set during the FWW>Set during the Information Age>Set after the Rapture
>>32007149This reminds me didn't she like massively violate her school of ladies curfew? Not that it matters much.
>>32008474>>Set during the Information Age
>>32008474>Set during the FWW
>>32008474Dear god no pls stop
>>32007980Unfortunately, your opportunity to have Index write A Certain Magical Index has passed.>>32008490Oh it'll matter, just not now.
>>32008474>>Set after the Rapture
>>32008474>Set after the Rapture
>>32008474>>Set after the RaptureSo she's writing a Shin Megami Tensai story?
Welcome to ACACQ, where all the girls are fujoshi as fuck and the the restaurants don't give half a shit about underage drinking.
>>32008543You chose this.>>32008588I don't even know any more.
>>32008617>the girls are fujoshi as fuckYou could just say "rotten" you know.
>>32008474>Set after the RaptureA world where love is forbidden. A love that is forbidden. Fighting against all odds to give her the D.This stuff writes itself.
>>32008649>"rotten" you know.Why do they call themselves that???
>>32008617>Underage drinkingWhen someone passes you a lot of money you really don't give a shit how wasted they get.
>>32008617Might have to edit the padlet for that.
how about Criminal Scum for a group name?partial to Problem Children myself as well
>>32009073Why not just go with THUGS. Everyone seems pretty content with calling us that.
The world was unforgiving. That was a given, for a character as strong as a vampire and werewolf to survive, you must adapt their circumstances suitably. Let it be said that you did not learn from what you have read, probably. This was the world after the Rapture, when all of God’s chosen and faithful had been reward. It was also a world that set the stage for the 10,000 monsters, the devils, the demons, the taint and all such adjectives were set. The world was dying but its inhabitants still clung to the vestiges of civilisation. You could imagine the barbarity of mankind descending and the ascension of the sinners. Truly the only ones to stop them would be Huey and Dalian.Thus the stage was set for our heroes, no, our protagonists. Brother and sister tied together in forbidden love on a forsaken world. All that was left was the villain, the antagonist. You had to tread carefully here. The nature of their foe would be crucial to the finale. Therein lay the twist, the last two of the 10,000 would be none other but themselves and their foe but a hunter who would carry out His work and finish the job, earning them their last spot at His side. But who to choose?>A Paladin worshipping a false god>An Amazon seeking a fresh challenge>A misguided but good-intentioned boy
>>32009176>A misguided but good-intentioned boy
>>32009176>>A misguided but good-intentioned boy
>>32009176>A Paladin worshipping a false god
>>32009176>An Amazon seeking a fresh challengeME WANT SNU SNU
>>32009133I wanted something a bit more archaic than that.speaking of which, I found some of the definitions/origins of the word Blackguard to be somewhat relevant to our relationship with Asuka.http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/blackguard
>>32009176>Elder god tier: A villain with arguably better motivations than the 'heroes'
>>32008618>>32009176>tfw I didn't choose this
>>32009261This. The 'villain' wants to kill the 10000 monsters to save the remainder of humanity or some shit while the protags just want to do it for incest.
>>32009332Such is tyranny by majority.
>>32009359Okay I'm ready it can't get any worse.... right?
>>32009438Sister NTRing her brother with the boy.
>>32009768brother walks in exactly while their in the middle of it. Too beta to do anything but stutter.
You had to dig deep. There was no way the antagonist was going to be a simple cardboard cut-out. When the idea came to you, you just couldn’t stop yourself from scribbling. Their villain was no villain at all. No, he was a hero, a truly relatable hero whose motivation was the salvation of the entirety of the human race. A paragon of humanity, as it was, whose goal was surely nobler than the forbidden love of our protagonists. Truly he would attempt to slay the 10,000 monsters himself and would be successful if not for our protagonists. His failures are less from chance but more from his inexperience. In time he would grow in to a powerful figure himself until only two monsters remain and he would fight, fight to the very last until mankind was saved.Now for the finishing touch which was to decide on a title and a pen name. You obviously could not write down your own name as an author of this work. What if the Church came down on some harmless bit of fun? You couldn’t take that risk. This was something you found for yourself, albeit to pass the time, and perhaps your only prized possession. As your own you must give it a suitable name.>The Garden of Sinners by Mollusc Man>Beyond Temptation by 99 Bays>Romans 14:7 by John
>>32009823"Ne Taro kun! you're so big!!! Much bigger than Nii-san's! I can feel it entering my womb and crushing Nii-san's baby! Harder!! Do it! Crush that inferior baby's skull with your massive cock and give a superior child!! I'M CUMMING!!!!! AROOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
>>32009918>>The Garden of Sinners by Mollusc Man
>>32009918>Romans 14:7 by John
>>32009918>>Romans 14:7 by John
>>32009918>>Beyond Temptation by 99 BaysAgainst the tide
>>32009918>The Night Cock Chronicles
>>32010182I don't get it.
>>32009936>>32009968>>32009987>>32010029Type-LUNACY>>32009945>>32009960>>32009981>>32010069>>32010115Obligatory Bible reference>>32010130>>32010182If you having girl problems I feel bad for you>>32010154Solo write-in
Thus satisfied with your title and satisfied with your writing, you wiped off the sweat from your brow. You think you may have found your new calling, even if it expended so much paper, space and effort. In fact even your room mate has returned from a long night work to admire your work.“Evening Index?” he greeted, “Why did you scribble on my floor and walls?”“Ah don’t step there, that was chapter sixteen where the villain attempts to seduce Dalian and Huey walks in!” you exclaimed.“FUKOU DA.”Interlude end. We’ll continue on Saturday most likely.https://twitter.com/BoredofDirectorThe clash. We still don’t know if it was rape. Can /tg/ decide on a name in one thread? When writefag and /tg/ meet, the story begins.Serious question, would you like me (or anyone else) to run a one-shot based in the world of Roman 14:7? I’ll stick around for other meta questions and stuff.
>>32010345thanks for runningmagical realms are terrifying I dunno, flesh it out a bit more maybeProblem Children is best namearchivedand at what point does the railgun animu go to shit?
>>32010412Right after that episode. Also right after Sisters.
>>32010345>Serious question, would you like me (or anyone else) to run a one-shot based in the world of Roman 14:7?Why the fuck not? If you really want to. I'd be fine with more of this.
>>32010412The railgun anime never goes to shit. Saten a best.
>>32010345>Serious question, would you like me (or anyone else) to run a one-shot based in the world of Roman 14:7?Sure, why not. Could be fun.
>>32010345...God help me, yes.
>>32010345Who is the most moe of the moe? Touma or Kyril?
>>32010793MURDERERS can't be moe.
>>32010793Touma without a doubt. The uke must be moe.
>>32010828Lies and fallacies.
>>32010847>ukePoor touma. ;_; If there is one fate I wouldn't wish on anyone it would be taking a tall drunk Ruskie up the bum.
>>32010976The potential for DV was too great to pass up.
>>32010988One a one to ten scale how pissed off is Aneue right now?
Okay guys I just added up all the cash that Kyril has in USD. Fuck he is loaded for a poor student. 205577 USD
>>32011422Neck of Kyril turn turn turntell us the lesson we should learn
>>32011489Don't ignore ancient martial arts masters? Really not sure what you guys were thinking then.